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is My Precious Waifu a good game?

>>2430248
fascinating

Post pics, man

What is this?

is this the one with the yandere?

>>2430248
It is delicious. She fucks like a tiger.... Whether you want to or not....

>>2430310
Tsuyokiss.
Shit is fuckawesome, play it immediately.

Yoppi: the eroge yandere archtype. She's not so much on the stabbing, and is more of an psychological warfare type. Although she does become suicidally depressed and has been known to comit acts of violence if she can get away with it. We could go on for pages about how fucked up she is -- and I don't mean fucked up in an emo, baw my parents left me alone sort of way, and more of serious psychosis requiring large amounts of medication sort of way. She's just not right in the head...and she's the perfect yandere waifu.

Tsuyokiss.

You unlock Yoshimi's route by getting Erika's second bad end. It's best to save it for last, since all the other routes have little teases and close encounters where you get hints of Yoshimi's real personality; and it makes the payoff all worth it.

I can't go back to typical eroge heroines being timid in bed after having Yoshimi put out.

Yoppi was totally awesome. I didn't see what the fuss was about Tsuyokiss originally - played the Otome, Kinu and Nagomi routes (which were still pretty good), then played Yoppi's route and hoooly SHIT.

Yoppi wants it really rough when it comes to sex, I really like that.

eng patch when?

Anyone knows what the "word" that sets her up is?

I played this a long time ago but never understood it fully, since I can't read and only understand 20-40% of the oral conversations.

>>2430376
It'll never happen to games like this...

Tsuyokiss is too good to be translated. Enjoy your MOON.

>>2430350
You get little hints here and there in other routes, especially in Erika's bad route, where Yoppi's venom against Erika is just a bit over the top. But you don't realize there is something seriously wrong with her when she has a raving collapsing fit in reaction to a normal conversation with you. When that happened I was like o_o

And she appeared to like the sex a bit TOO much.

>>2430393
>Tsuyokiss
>good

>>2430406
Yeah, get out.

>>2430406

>>2430406
Tsuyokiss is one of /jp/'s sacred cows. Fuck off.

>>2430400
>And she appeared to like the sex a bit TOO much.
Yes...and it was delicious.

>>2430418
"CUT IT OUT! If you say that, we can't be HaPpY...!"

>>2430379
"Dirty, unclean"

If you can watch anime raw, you can play Tsuyokiss. Just read the Hongfire thread on how to set up AGTH and ATLAS to help you through the unvoiced parts.

>>2430415
>>2430418
>>2430429
im sure these "sacred cows" include such other GEMS like chaos;head and umineko

If there's an anon out there who hasn't playing this game -- stop being a faggot and play it. You haven't had a waifu until you've yoppi. You are robbing yourself of a straight up real-deal yandere sex machine and stalwart defender of the home against those other skanky bitches. Ohhh how she HATES, *** HATES!! *** those cheap sluts. Just saying more than one sentence to one, no matter how innocent it is, will set yoppi into seething rage.

Torrent please

Oh man, now I remember, I kinda wtf'd a bit when they had her in-game sprite pushing one of the other girls off screen when they got too close to the protagonist.

>>2430450

>>2430450
Not really. Both have flaws and receive due criticism for them here. Especially chaos;head, which /jp/ doesn't even like that much.

Anyway, Sion, what's your problem with Tsuyokiss?

>>2430429

No sacred cows in /jp/. Suck it up, buttmunch.

>>2430476
Oh, really?

>>2430480

This isn't over.

>>2430475
because its just another 1-3 fags trying to overhype another terrible vn on the basis of that it's not translated so they cant understand how terrible it actually is

im also certain that everyone called tsuyokiss shit when it first come out

>>2430495

I think this was one of my favorite episodes.

>>2430495
How about criticizing the game based on, I don't know, the actual GAME, not this bullshit. What was it about Tsuyokiss that you didn't like?

Explain why it's a terrible VN; don't argue based on the false premise that it's a terrible VN from the start.

>>2430500
ILL GET THEM NEXT TIME BEEV

>>2430470
http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81096

Even the Japanese rate the game highly, it's one of the games that helped popularize the whole tsundere archetype.

>>2430529

>the Japanese rate the game highly

And your point is...?

>>2430529
I don't think it really helped popularise it - the tsundere was already quite popular at the time, and besides, Tsuyokiss didn't really feature a classic tsundere - if anything, it made the other tsundere archetypes more popular.

But none of this really matters because the game is fucking awesome.

Now for something different: greatest tsuyokiss crossover.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1721497

>>2430535

For instance, unlike a certain little boy, they've actually played the game.

>>2430548

>they've actually played the game.

And?

They also released Tsuyokiss 2 I think. I saw it in /t/ a long time ago.

Tsuyokiss 2 was disappointing.

Also, is the parrot/school principal voiced by Wakamoto?

>>2430548
Bingo. And unlike certain OTHER games one could mention, the art in the screencaps in this thread is how the game really looks, and not fanart. Must be a god-awful experience for a big-breasted, hot and healthy girl fantasizing about fucking you when she's actually not fucking you at any given moment.

>>2430553
Unfortunately Tsuyokiss 2 actually is shit. Takahiro, the scenario writer behind Tsuyokiss, had nothing to do with it and it SHOWS.

If you want more Tsuyokiss, you're going to have to wait for http://www.minatosoft.com/majikoi/index.html

NEWGROUNDS OR CARTOON HEROS THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>>2430546
Oh shiiiii....It's emperor wakamoto...

>>2430559
Yeah, 2 was made by different creators than those that worked on the first game. Although it had it's moments, its utter shit for making yoppi not a yandere; pretty much instant fail right there.

>>2430551
If you can't figure out what he is implying by now, just do the world a favour and kill yourself.

>>2430568

You're not very bright. Are you?

>>2430568
That Shion's one of those trolls that calls every VN shit without playing it?

Well, that's not too unusual, I guess.

>>2430566
I never played Yoppi's route in Tsuyokiss 1 but... 2's wasn't yandere enough?

>>2430578
Don't justify your stupidity.

>>2430590

>Justify

I don't think you know what this means. You're probably retarded.

>>2430603
Says the moron who missed the point entirely. If you haven't figured it out by now, look here:
>>2430580

>>2430609

Boy, you sure are stupid.

I can't fathom why people would go of their way to attach a name to their posts if they're going to be so horrible.

>>2430588
I'm curious about this too. What did they change?

>>2430615
Whatever, bro.

>>2430519

Is it translated at all? I have 4 games in my torrents folder that I couldn't play due to my lack of awesomeness.

>>2430620

>>2430618
In 2, after you hooked up with her she becomes really obsessive and was VERY upset by the whole you going to Kani's place and waking her up every morning thing.
Eventually she let her hair down and give you dirty looks all the time. Then the two of you eventually break up, she moves away for awhile, come back, tearful reunion, etc, etc.

>>2430636
Nope. I don't think there's a project for it either. Hell, for all I know, nobody's even bothered trying to hack the thing.

Although someone probably wouldn't unless there was an interested translator. My work on MOON. didn't progress for something like a year until someone actually expressed interest in translating it, at which point I got everything done in two days.

>>2430651
That's it?

I can understand people's disappointment then. That's got nothing on "taming the yandere" in 1.

>>2430651
>etc, etc.
Delicious make up sex? fapfapfapfap

I'll probably get hte second one eventually, if only for the porn.

2 was a travesty. Yoppi went from an obsessive mentally unstable stalker to a jelous girlfriend. Fail hardy, Japan.

Too old

Oh god, a Yoppi thread, on my /jp/?

COUNT ME IN!

You had, what was it again? TWENTY sexual encounters with her on the first day of becoming boyfriend and girlfriend? Yes, I believe that was it. A day of a continous string of sex, broken up only by snacks and a few naps.

>>2431079
THIS is how yandere should be.

>>2431033
Well, she was always a jealous girlfriend, but in 2 she was ONLY that, so yeah, shit sucks.

Someone mentioned 2 having a different writer? That'd explain alot because 2 felt really REALLY watered down.
It's not nearly as entertaining... or even nearly as LONG as the first Tsuyokiss game.
Hell, I don't think there are even branching paths... every character gets one end as far as I know.

>>2430781
Actually by etc etc I meant the credit rolls, menu screen, and I went to play Dual Savior Justice.

Can someone sum up Yoppi's route in Tsuyo 1? I only played as far as Erika's good end, and the whole route she only seemed like a semi-comedic class-rep character... I don't know where the yandere thing pop out of.

>>2431146
Dude, play it, you won't regret it.

Reading about delicious Yandere route makes me wish this game was translated.

Darn it people.

>>2431146
Once you get into her route, you walk in on her while she is in her underware. TO hide from others to keep this misunderstanding a secret, you crowd into a locker with her. The next day at school, Yoppi doesn't show up, and Erika is worried about her because she's not answering the phone and only sent an e-mail saying she was sick. Erika sends you out to her apartment to check up on her. Upon arriving, you are kept waiting outside for 30 minutes, and when you are finally let in, you notice that yoppi appears to have taken a shower. You notice a large box full of what appears to be used tissues, but upon taking her temprature she appears to be fine. Yoppi claims she just got over her cold. The actual use of these tissues is implied to be something else, you can use your imagination; after the close quarters in the locker, she spent the day masterbating at home to you. Yoppi locks the door behind you using multiple bolts and chain locks and closes all the curtains. It becomes evident she doesn't want you to leave, and finally when it starts getting late, the discussion gets around to romance, and after indirectly stating you feel something for her, Yoppi plunges her tounge down your throat for a minute straight, which she proclaims is her first kiss. She then pulls you down, and you spend the rest of night and the most of the following day having sex.

>>2431146
You wake up the morning after with an expensive bracelet on your wrist bought for you as a gift -- with a lock that can't be taken off again. You go back to school, and Yoppi becomes irrational whenever any girl talks to you for whatever reason. She attacks you for cheating on her. She takes to psychologically terrorizing and bullying the girls around you. She gets up in the middle of the night to check your cell phone. She makes greater and greater demands on your time and freedom. Any contact with the oppsoite sex for whatever reason is met with a cold rage. She suffers from collpasing fits if called dirty, regardless of the context. She has a compulsive need to masterbate EVERY morning, no matter what, even if you are lying in bed right beside her. She becomes distant from Erika and her classmates, devoting every waking moment into your relationship with her and she finally tells Erika to stay away from you, and when Erika refuses, Yoppi launches a plot to have her raped by you. If you decline this rape plot, Yoppi becomes suicidaly depressed and runs off intent on comitting suicide. You find her, calm her down and promise to be manly enough to accept a yandere waifu.

>>2431259
>>2431263
WHOA what a slut

>>2431287

>>2431287

>>2431259
>>2431263
God damn, does that sound hot. Wait...
>>2431263
>If you decline this rape plot,
What if I DON'T decline that rape plot?

Yoppi is a deliciously sex hungry yandere.

Deceiving appearance is deceiving.

>>2431259
>>2431263
Jesus fucking christ, I need to find the old hard drive where I saved the game...

Tsuyokiss is overrated shit.

>>2431337
Surprise yandere = best kind of yandere?

>>2431340
here we go again...

>>2431330
>What if I DON'T decline that rape plot?
Bad end, but a bad end worth playing once!

is this shit even translated?

>ahogao

wut

>>2431363
<-- /a/

>>2431361
>Bad end, but a bad end worth playing once!

So a bad ending but a wonderful journey?

>>2431287
You're new to this "yandere" thing, aren't you?

>>2431367
<-- /b/

>>2431377
yeah explain it to me

she sounds like a big ol bitch that is also a slut

>>2431259
>>2431263
Holy shit thsi reminds me of that other thread about 'How to behave with your Yandere waifu'

I can't find the appeal of Yan-yan, but I suppose that a romance with one requires a lot of work (if you, y'know, want to avoid collateral casualties) and that makes the relationship itself more valuable.

>>2431372

What part of "rape" are you not getting at?

I didn't think yandere had appeal personally - in fact, I still don't.

But Yoppi's route was fantastic. The whole yandere thing worked brilliantly for it.

>>2431388
She shuns any contact with the opposite sex and dedicates herself to be the perfect wife for you and you only

That's the beauty of a yandere girl

>>2431394
Got an archive link?

>>2431416
Nope. Sorry.

>>2431408
>>She shuns any contact with the opposite sex and dedicates herself to be the perfect wife for you and you only... and if you don't do the same SHE WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

Fix'd.

isolation ED

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jnyzng0imyo

Yoppi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQRscpBQO3A

>>2431623
You know that feeling you get when this song suddenly kicks in near the end of Yoppi's route?

Yeah, that's why people play these games.

Yoppi's route was good but Kinu and Hime's made the game for me.
The best thing about Tsuyokiss was the humor anyways.

>>2430248
OK.
before I download this eroge, is she a virgin?

WHY DON'T YOU FAGS JUST TRANSLATE HER ROUTE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>>2432423
You can only play her route after doing Erika.
And it's really not the best route in the game.

>>2432415

Hahaha, no.

>>2432415
Yes, you get the pleasure of penetrating her hymen.

>>2432446
>>2432449
you lost me anonymous

>>2432454

>>2432492
Is she drooling in that image? Like all yanderes, yoppi gets so far into sex she will actually begin to drool.

>>2432492

That amount of blood is abnormal, cease sexual activity and apply a cold compress. One day's bedrest, plenty of fluids. If bleeding persists, seek medical attention immediately.

I wish Sakura was yandere.
Imagine her going berserk at Rin after she moves on HER sempai's house, hell yeah.

The fits she gets about being called dirty kinda reminded me of Kiika in GSS, she wasn't yandere tough.

>>2432492
OK thank you, that's perfect. How about the others girls?

>>2432521
All of them if I recall are virgins. The hotest lay is probably Otome, your ane.

>>2430406
textbook trolling

>>2430580
Shion's also the one that called Sumaga a 'generic slice of life erogame', proving that Shion has never played a generic slice of life erogame nor sumaga.

>>2432647
But Sumaga is shit anyways.

>>2432662
Not disagreeing, but calling it 'generic slice-of-life' is outright silly. Sumaga could have done with being a little more generic slice-of-life in parts - at least then it might have some likable heroines.

>>2432506
Hmm. How kind-hearted of you.
Say, what's your relationship with Yoshimi-san?

>>2432647
spica route is like 80% generic slice of life

Tsuyokiss is one out of a small handful of VNs I actually go back to every once and a while to relive it. Sometimes I miss Yoppi and go back specially to play her route again.

ANd who's seen that GOD-AWFUL anime adaption? Sickening.

>>2433747
What are you talking about? There's no Tsuyokiss anime.

I think there was an anime with a similar title, what was it again, cool x sweet or something? And I think it might have had a few similar character designs too... but there's no Tsuyokiss anime.

>>2431408
what a bitch, i'd kill her and dump her body in a ditch

then go fuck some ho's who don't give a fuck who they fuck

>>2434271
You'll end up dead or wishing that you were.

>>2433747
>>2434262
Well, I enjoyed it. I guess it helped that I played the game after, and not before.

>>2434262
Y-yes, my mistake. There is no Tsuyokiss anime. And it's probably a good thing because knwoing Japan they'd probably ruin it.

>>2434298
Coward! Proudly proclaim your love of the Tsuyokiss anime!

AT LEAST THERE IS A TSUYOKISS ANIME, SO NOBODY NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF BECAUSE OF LACK OF TRANSLATION