/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

>>24300632
>that form
NGMI

Do you believe love can bloom on the battlefield?

>>24300641
he who controls the sandworms controls the Spice, and he who controls the Spice controls the world

fluff

>>24300711
Yes, just like in your Zipangese animes.

>>24300641

Would a Dhampir be a good blood Paladin?

>>24300632
>>24300683
>implying
She can squat perfectly ATG in bed though.

Many advancements were made in maid technology.

>>24300717
Controlling the world is easy! All I do is cuddle and fuck my wife and on occasion, play on our laptops together. All from the safety of her mouth.

>>24300632
I think i just realized i don't like lolis or shortstacks
Just size difference in general
especially when they're barely standing on their tip toes if not helplessly dangling.

>>24300776
Something looks different with that Kiki did she dye her hair?

>>24300776
There's something strange about this kikimora.

>Have long lovemaking session with a mantis
>She cums so many times due to never masturbating before
>Spends almost the whole night on her back with her legs wrapped around your waist
>Finally finish for the last time and get off her
>She suddenly straddles you
>”I’m hungry”
>She says in her normal uncaring tone
>Memories of nature documentaries flood in as you visualize all those mantises without heads
>She pins you down and leans down till her mouth is level with you ear and begins nibbling
>Continues to lick and bite you as you struggle hard to escape but to no avail
>Just as you give up she stops and whispers
> “Just kidding”
>Plants a kiss on your lips and lays her head on your chest

>>24300816
There's fanart of this in the abomination gallery, but of course, it's bad end where she actually eats his face. I wish your version existed and not the other.

>>24300931
Need something like this, but with thicc p'orcers serving their chief, offering him p'orcer BBQ and good drink!

Kikis and shogs are overrated. Give me a draph maid.

>>24301024
I'd rather gyaru doraf

>>24300794
Imagine a sandworm “rescuing” you from because she thinks you’re trapped in a cave and doesn’t understand the surface.

My back is killing me right now.

Do you think the Sabbath gives good backrubs? I'll give them headpats if they do a good job.

>>24301172
Brown on dick, white on my face.

>>24300931
Looks like both master and kiki will have to burn some fat after such meal. Good thing there is a very effective two-person physical activity for this!

>>24301186
She's rescuing me from loneliness, masturbation, work, and people

Fuck bees.

>>24301253
And dry skin

How would your waifu change after a vacation in Wonderland?

P'orcs need more love

>>24301275
>Get proactively dated by a honeybee girl
>Nothing too serious, actually
>She just takes you back home to the hive
>Likes spending hours cuddling with you
>You don't mind. She's cute, and she smells so nice
>Enjoys feeding you sweet, delicious honey
>Starts with simple spoonfuls, before moving on to her bare fingers
>So tasty, you eventually find yourself mindlessly licking her fingers as you try to get at each and every bit
>Soon you can't help rubbing up against her, licking her body for any trace of that delightful honey, lost in a peaceful, dreamlike haze
>Eventually fall asleep with your head in her bosom, overcome by the warmth of her body with her arms wrapped gently around you

>>24301300

>>24301311
Pslimes need more love.

>>24301391
I just love these girls' asthetic. My waifu would try to deny it, but I know she'd like it too.

>>24301275
Do bee girls produce royal jelly? It seems like it would be something like the holstaur's extra thick milk, being rich with DE to feed the queen or cause incubization in men.
If a slime is made of royal jelly, is it considered a slime queen?

>>24301403
I appreciate that. Such a good look!

Which horsepussy is your favorite?

>>24301214
Of course they do. Notably the Familiars.
You’d be surprised at what they can pull off with those paws.

>>24301474
Do tell.
And what of the Baphomets themselves, with their cute and fluffy paws?

>>24301311
Both submissive and dominant P'Orcs need love. If this one is dominant, she should put my ice cream on her tits and make me eat it from there.

>>24301474
Imagine the Sabbath opening special "Onii-chan Relaxation Centers" just to take care of adult men completely worn out after work.

Like how churches run soup kitchens for the homeless, except with cute girls just pampering guys.

Nothing dirty. Just some innocent relaxation.

>>24301360
How do you get raped by a bee anon?!
A hornet sure, but a bee?
They're sweet as honey and just big dummys with little wings that according to all known laws of aviation should not be able to propel their fat bodys off the ground.

>>24301521
I'm not sure a Bapho would lower herself to that role unless it was for her big brother or a man she is interested in. That being said I bet it would feel like magic weaving through your muscles.

>>24301459
Either the pony or a superheavy war horse.

>>24301698
Bees are pretty simple, Anon.
They just go out in search of "flowers" that can provide them with plenty of "nectar" to take home to the hive.

Also, stop calling her fat.

>>24300632
Mermaids are so helpful.

>>24301459
The one with the biggest boobs. What's the point of centaurs if they don't have huge ones?

>>24301811
Is this the good mermaid doujin or the bad mermaid doujin.

I only remember that the Nereid one is pretty great.

How are you supposed to get out of that "lazy river" in saida thats teeming with electricity from the thunderbirds?

>>24301944
There's no trick to it, you just bolt out of there.

>>24301944
Eh? Just relax. I'm sure a kindly Harpy will pick you up once she notices you all by your lonesome.

>>24301944
If you act distressed a wurm lifeguard will invariably retrieve you.

>>24301887
Good!

>>24301698
Bees have an impressive ability to share information about the food source. They wouldn't be aggressive, but they would keep pestering you until one of them manages to catch you off-guard. Honestly, bees are so fucking based and useful that I'd gladly give them all of my "nectar"

>>24301811
>>24301887
>Left justified
>No spacing
Did this typesetter ever look at a doujin?

>Two old hroz doujins translated recently
Nice

A king must have a queen, yes? For every king there is liable to be a queen and for every queen a king; someone to complete them. A king without a queen...a key without a chest...

And to each princess? A prince. And to each shining knight? A noble lady. And for every lonely peasant there is another lonely peasant. Who, then, loves the clown? The jester? The fool? The court's comedian? Where is the other half? There's a knight for every lady but every court jester stands alone, don't they?

Is it so funny? What's so funny about a clown who wants to be loved?

>>24301944
blink then shade then scroll of teleport

>>24302177
If I hear so much as a honk, I'm getting me mallet.

>>24302177
every funny (wo)man deserves a straight man so they could go do manzai antics together
the play on words in "straight" is unintentional but i'll take credit for it anyways

>>24301474
I want a familiar to walk on my back

>>24302257
I'm a lightweight, and I'm afraid I will bruise easily. Probably why I'm concerned about facesitting as well.

>>24302286
Fear not, familiars are designed to be lightweight and easily manhandle-able.

>>24302304
It's like they were designed just to tempt people.

>>24302317
The creation has surpassed the creator
i'd turn down a baphomet for a familiar

It's nice when you have a cat on your lap, but sitting on a big cat's lap must feel comfy.

I want to introduce toonforce to Wonderland.

>>24302416
I really like big wings. Large enough to plausibly support a human body.

Also, great for hugs.

>>24302413
i want a big smug cheshire cat to sit in my lap and mellow out and stop being so smug because she's comfy instead

>>24302177
She's pretty funny. Funny looking that is.

>>24302463
Ay yes, the legend of comfycat

>>24302463
Purring intensifies.

>>24302416
Wasn’t there a thread made greentext about these two or something like that? I remember an angel falling in love with a little boy, but not like that.

>tfw no rough and tough tomboy fitgirl to drag me out of bed when I'm all gloomy
>forces me to join her on the morning jog
>keeps calling me a lightweight, pushover
>still slows her pace so I don't get left behind
>forces me to pace myself and drink plenty of water
>comments on my stamina notwithstanding
>finally arrive home, exhausted
>collapse on the couch
>she cuddles up with me, breasts pushing into my back
>congratulates me on a job well done
>somehow I feel a little better

>>24302416
>tfw no onee-san angel who will be always by your side
>ALWAYS

>>24302360
If the Baphomet is the one that offers, I wouldn't turn her down.

I wanna be sacrificed to an ancient evil dragon!

>>24302619
Here’s your tomboy elf waifu bro

>>24302177
Is this supposed to be a Joker Trumpart? Where's her card?

>>24302257
I want a familiar to walk on my ween!

>>24302876
Probably at the scene of some wacky intricate crime in the city.

under ancient manamo law young boys are the property of their big sister until given to another monster.

>>24302939
Joke's on you, I'm already the oldest sibling!

>>24301275
>>24301360
I want to get SWARMED by fluffy bumblebee girls.

Would you rather have a weeaboo wight or a westaboo nurarihyon?

Do you like oppai lolis?

>>24303036
I'd normally pick Wight, but the westaboo aspect intrigues me.

>>24303091
Considering how often I had hobgoblin show up in those roulettes in the past, I think they might like me. Personally, I feel they're pretty forbidden fruit as it is.

>>24303095
How many times a week can you stomach having burgers?

>>24303091
I prefer washboards when it comes to lolis. If you want to go with big boobs, I want a big body (strong, not fat) to support them.

>>24303091
Not particularly.
I like my lolis small-chested and my adults with big tiddy. It doesn’t mix well.

>>24302606
There was, but it was a while ago. Miss angel and the orphan boy if I recall correctly. Maybe someone will dig it out of an archive or something

>>24303091
I don't care for girls that are too short.
From a standing position then she should at least reach the bottom of my chin.

>>24302799
Me too

>>24303091
Not really. It helps resolve some issues, but gets in the way of others. Namely, the boob pillow gets a bit more difficult.

But if she's an okay height...eh... I'll give her some headpats.

>>24303091
I love em. Want to breed marune loli cow like the fat tittied sow she is.

>>24303365
Come home mom. We miss you.

>>24303091
Didn't like them before, but I've started to warm up to the idea.

>>24303091
I like the extra to go on the lower body instead.

Let's get physical!

Is it awkward to buy the same model automaton as my monster?

Big fat, ghostly tats!

>Conjure mass portals
we require more spirit energy

>>24303885

>>24304135
Exactly, although maybe bigger.
Huge ectoplasm sacks.

>>24304135
PO PO PO PO PO

Yeah I'm feeling pretty borny right now. That's bored and horny. Not so much in the mood to fuck. I just want to enjoy some soft tits.

Post more like
>>24303940
>>24304135

>>24304247
She wouldn't let you be bored for long.

>>24304247
>Yeah I'm feeling pretty borny right now.
I read that as Brony for a moment and had a small PTSD flashback.
So anyways, here's wight-lich.

>>24304270
Go on

>>24304247
Bony? You're feeling bony?

>>24304315
I wonder how many of us here used to be one. I'd be pretty unsurprised if it was a lot.

>>24304415
No. Never. A furry, perhaps. But never a horsefucker.

>>24304168
>>24304247

>>24304415
I don't think anyone except KDF is going to admit to that.

>>24304415
I’ve never seen the appeal of it. I tried watching the show but I couldn’t get into it.

>>24304471
Remember that, because they're ethereal, they have no weight so they can be as big as she wants without back pain!

>>24303336
Can someone please find that greentext and put it in a pastebin? I need some wholesome stuff right about now.

>>24304168

>>24304524
>Goes to meet the other specters in the area.
>They can very easily tell her chest is much larger.
>"I-It's just to scare him is all!"

>>24304480
What does KDF have to do with anything? I swear you people have such a hateboner for the guy.

>>24304511
I found the thread.
>>/jp/thread/S23429641#p23432790

Ghosts like Yuyuko. She also has lovely big ectoplasm sacks.

>>24304247

>>24304480
KDF has the decency to not bring this here.

Tall Flat ghosts deserve love as much as their big breasted counterparts

>>24304551
Also ghostly tails to go with said sacks.

>>24304551

This conversation is getting dumber by the second. Post comfy tits I can nap on.

>>24304538
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>24304560
If she is flat then where does she keep her ectoplasm

Stealing the first kiss of the ghost girl who died a virgin!

How yandere would she turn?

>>24304560
Nipples on small chests are quite sensitive, remember that.
>>24304603
Her hips and ass.

>>24304603
in her thicc thighs

>>24304603
the balls

((portal research in progress))

>>24304612
Gonna watch her panic back into whatever she popped out of.

>>24304612
Cute Clingy Ghosts are best because they are always watching you always watching you alwayswatchingyou

>>24304639
Will she be forced back out from hiding if I unpause her cursed tape so I can kiss her again

>>24304593
>>24304538
KDF is a former brony, with fetishes including latex, loli, bondage, gags, and fuck you I aint saying it

Some years ago some disgruntled Anon got fed up that KDF has some recognition in these threads, and his sorry ass was a total nobody.

So the fucker went digging around a found the degenerate shit that KDF DOES NOT POST HERE... and posted it in the threads.

Also, KDF is the retired writefag QS, so we can thank him for that.

>>24304658
Vada is based

>>24304654
Either that or you'll watch her start rolling on the floor, peeking out, and mutter to herself...
Gotta press eject to get her out.

>>24304666
Thanks Satan!

>>24304666
I don't condone what he did, but I do agree with the sentiment of disliking "thread personalities"

Why does my kiki head maid not want me to hang out with the shog girl across the street

>>24304666
>former

Post monstergrils

>>24304675
>Gotta press eject to get her out.
If I run her cd on a micro player will she come out of the screen as a tiny ghost

Who cares about ghosts? Dolls is the good stuff.

>>24304748
Couldn't help but notice the Salamander waifu that's been popping up lately. What's her deal?

>>24304759
couldn't a ghost possess a doll?

>>24304671
Vada is one of the most powerful drawfags

>>24304756
More like she'll be unable to fully get out.
Meaning that certain screens can result in just her upper half and tits hanging out.

>>24304759
I enjoy bizzare anatomy and strange stimuli, so things like doll joints fascinate me. I wish there was more living doll stuff.

Would like a nice doll around adult size to speak softly with me while rubbing my back. I mean, I'd be happy with any girl doing it but...dolls count.

>>24304756
>tiny ghost
Tiny Monsters are cute and daughteru they deserve headpats

>comfort blanket is the Ittan-momen childhood friend

>>24304498
i cannot speak for everyone, obviously. but in my own case, the draw was on some axis orthogonal to the sexual content of, say, MGE- i never understood the people who explicitly fetishized that form.
from a mental state of despair, loneliness, and cynicism toward the world, it was something bright and genuine. the skeletons of personality were a framework ripe for projecting upon, and they had an odd aesthetic beauty where they lacked humanoid attractiveness. it was always more about the kind of persons i imagined them as and the character of the world they lived in, than anything else. A dimension, I think, shared with most sorts of 'waifu' fantasy.
i do not dwell on them much these days. there are one or two characters that persist in my thoughts; but they have become things almost independent from that original setting, in my mind.

>>24304868
Call me Linus cause I'll take her everywhere

>>24304666
>with fetishes including latex, loli, bondage, gags
I understand bronies being bad, but what is wrong with the rest of that?

>>24304785
Not if the doll already has a soul

>>24304897
Really nothing is, some people are just a bit uptight about consensual bedroom play that hurts no one.

>>24304897
Please don't make me a simp for the Latex Sabbath. I'd have a hard time resisting.

when do you ever need a sleepsheep

How does one date a tomboy black-white dark mage?

>>24304975
Never
If I lay down, I will fall asleep

>>24304975
Constantly. My waifu ordered weresheep wool sheets just to help me sleep.

Maybe got a bit jealous what with the sheepgirls fawning over me and my inability to fend them off, too. Apparently poor sleeping habits, and sleep deprivation especially, tends to attract them.

>>24304897
Hey, Onii-chan! You been a good boy?
Go get your collar, and we can go for a walk.

>>24304975
BEEP BEEP

>>24305094

>>24304975
Due to the fact I already sleep way more than I should, no, not really.

>>24305123
Why does that clown want me in the sewers

>>24302416
Human men are just the Angel's little brothers. We've all got big strong nee-sans with wings watching over us.

>>24304168
I-I ain't afraid of no g-ghost!

>>24305141
Based.

>>24305163
I may not be afraid but something is scared stiff

>>24305163

>>24304897
I want to dress a dark priest in a skintight latex suit, down a bottle of tentacle potion, and fuck her through the suit like that latex nun by Rindou.

Cramming a Shog into a latex suit.

>>24305163
Big claws, bit tits, and shark teeth.
Gonna breed.

>>24305141
They're always there to support those that have faith!

>>24305163
I bet those ghost jugs feel like the cool side of a soft pillow on a hot summer night.

>>24305237
She is the latex suit

>>24305123
Clowns are bad.

I love my angels pure and pious

>>24305184
Rowdy shrine maidens will be dealt with accordingly.

>>24305141
how do the clergy factor into that equation?

>>24305163
Why can't I get a nice, thick sleep paralysis ghost gf with big titties and mangrabbers?

>>24305271
But what about tomboy black-white dark mages?

>tfw no Cheshire Cat Momster.

>>24305302
Gone native.

>>24305297
Nuns are little sisters and must be protected but some little sisters may ascend and be purified of sin and become a big sister nun

>>24305297
They'll do anything to aid valiant and brave heroes in their quest to defeat evil.
Anything.

>>24305303
hey you will never worry about leaving your lunch at home because she can teleport it over if you do

>>24305303
She has to really hold herself back with the teasing. One of the scariest things to a monster is to accidentally make a little boy cry.

>>24305299
>Mangrabbers.
That's a good name for hands that big.

>>24305323
>a big sister nun
so an angel or a valkyrie?

>>24303036
Are westaboos even a real thing, or is it just considered being cultured?

>>24305237
Introducing a Shog to latex fetishism is how you end up with it used against you.

>>24304975
I need one right now because my head is full of existential dread and similar silly bullshit. A mindflayer could work too, but i don't like flayers as much.

>>24305324
will she help me pray

>>24305303
>You're not too cool to hang out with your mom are you?
>Afraid I'll embarrass a handsome young man like you in front of cute girls?

I want to lick the sweat off of my wife's abs, ass, and tits.

>>24305347
I'd personally love to get grabbed by a Troll.
>>24305372
That's the best outcome!

>>24305372
Isn't that the point?

>>24305395
based

>>24305390
How would she embarrass you in front of cute girls?

>>24304643
Something like that actually sounds wonderful.
Bonus points if no one else can see her.

>>24305395

How do you like your angels?

>>24305422
teleport your clothes away but as an added double prank she teleports them back on you after the cute girl that saw you naked tries to get her friends to look at you and then it makes her look crazy

>>24305495
Pregnant.

>>24305422
Turning invisible except for her grin, which she does her best to hide. Then grabbing your hand and placing it on a girl's breast.
Pulling down your pants to help 'break the ice'.
Back at home she has a habit of quietly teleporting into your room unannounced at random times, because you look cute when you're surprised.

>>24305347
It's a good fetish.
>>24305402
Honestly I don't think troll hands are big enough, except for grabbing one specific part of you.

>>24305509
>Hey son, are ya winning?

>>24305498
>the cute girl that saw you naked tries to get her friends to look at you and then it makes her look crazy
I SWEAR THAT BOY WAS NAKED YOU JUST MISSED IT

>>24305243
I'd rather support those big, fat angel tats.

>>24305501
Please elaborate as i dont understand what you are implying

>>24305495
Pure and Modest with an aura of divine energy possibly a bit dom when she see's you straying off the holy path

>>24305323
I'd prefer a mother superior nun, if you know what I mean

>>24305545
Troll hands are big enough to make even a large cock look tiny and that's hot.

>>24305563
I'm implying that I'm going to impregnate an angel and make many, many kids with her.

>>24305575
In that case she would be close to ascending and gaining her wings

>>24305547
That poor girl will get made fun of by her friends for being so boy hungry she see's naked men when they arent even there

>>24305495
Alluring, supportive yet realistic, devoted yet can stand on her own, hopefully no mind-fuckery involved. Also a voice that can melt hearts and arouse the senses.

>>24305591
I know. I've seen the picture. Never been into that acronym fetish...but that actually made it look more comforting than mean-spirited.

Also, handjobs make me hard.

>>24305303
>”Mom! Quit teleporting into the bathroom when I’m taking a shower!”

The great family of man -- a profusion of errant flesh. Multiplying. Swarming. Living. Dying.

Until the stars align in their inexorable formation, and what sleeps is roused once more, to hatch from this fragile shell of earth and rock, and bring our inescapable end...

So seek solace in the manner befitting your lineage, and take up your nugatory vigil.

Haunted forever by that sickening prose, echoing through the infinite blackness of space and time:

"Ruin Has Come To Our Family."

>>24305495
She’s the reason I love angels in the first place.

>>24305594
Now it makes sense,thanks!

Small watermelon Onis!

>>24305509
>Back at home she has a habit of quietly teleporting into your room unannounced at random times, because you look cute when you're surprised.


>Cheshire momster is at work at her office right now
>which gives you time to rub one out
>ashamedly fap to your vacation photos of your Cheshire mom in her bikini at the beach
>your almost there when you look into the mirror and see a grin behind you
>”Are ya winnin’ son?”
>cum all over your momsters face because of memes
>you really are your mother’s son

>>24301275

its hip to fuck bees

P'ORC WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!

>>24305817
wegh

>>24305212
based.

>>24301275
Need a gif of a Bee Girl dancing to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao desperately.

>Mating press your Hellhound gf in her tight, hot pussy
>Unfortunately, you pull out at the last moment.
>Cumming HARD, splattering all over her abs.
>The cum starts sizzling
>She just stares at you, annoyed and disappointing that you just wasted a perfectly good load of semen over her abs.
>Then she pulls you in for Round 2, this time making sure that you'll definitely cum deep inside her womb.

How does your wife sleep?

>>24305900
My queen clings very tightly! She's scared of the dark so she needs someone to hug or else she'll suffer from recurring nightmares. Once I'm firmly in her arms she'll finally fall asleep but her grip won't lessen for an instant. Needless to say I make sure I never need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

>>24305900
I too ponder sleeping in a tent with a salamander companion.
Still not sure how the whole tail fire part works out.

Awoo!

>>24305983
Don't know if it's canon or not, but for me Salamander's tail fires reflect their mood. Going to sleep would reduce them to low, warm embers. While combat would cause their tails to ignite with a fiery blaze.

>>24305900
One on each side of me, arms holding me.

>>24305990
Werewolves of London

>>24305900
She likes me to hold her as we sleep. Her mana makes her warm so I can't complain.

>>24305900
On top of me!

>>24305900
Using me as her dakimakura

>>24305900
I rarely ever get to see her sleep. She's a bit fussy about me getting enough sleep, so she almost always tries to make sure I'm asleep before her. This typically involves her wrapping me up or placing me on her lap and helping me relax. If she breaks out the weresheep wool, though, we'll fall asleep together.

She usually wakes up before me to make breakfast. In the rare cases I wake up first, I can find her tightly clinging to me, nuzzling her head into my chest.

Sometimes, she has work to take care over and doesn't even bother sleeping. She'll put me down quickly and keep working through the night. Then I'll usually find her nearly passed out in her office-space. But sometimes she has business out of town and I wake up to an empty house.

>>24306164
Same. I just wanna be held in her strong arms.

>>24306205
Hellhound Firefighter?

>>24306232
Yes

>When your childhood amazon friend is trying to show off her muscles but you're too busy checking out her outrageously sized chest.

>>24306205
I want her to choke me

>>24305900
Across from m with our daughteru cuddled closely between us!

>>24306275
I miss that show.

>>24306335
show?

>>24300632

>>24306354
Getting choked by a firefighter was a joke from Archer.

>>24305333
>Cheshire momster prepares your lunch
>Open it up and she pops out to make sure you're okay

>>24306399
Archer didnt evdnt breath play you dingus

>>24306472
Cheryl once mentioned a fantasy of getting choked by a firefighter.

>>24306376
Kinda want to engage in some petrify play with my waifu. Not that I'd tell her that, since she might get a bit concerned if I spring it on her.

>amazons raid a village, capture some men
>amidst the guards, soldiers, and craftsmen they find a singularly unique specimen
>the cutest boy they ever laid eyes on
>according to the others, he's also obedient, a great cook, has a sweet personality and a fantastic falsetto singing voice
>amazons clearly excited
>give him a few experimental gropes, hoot and holler when he moans
>the chief declares that none may touch him until they decide what to do with him
>other men worried that he'll be raped to death by the strongest amazon of the tribe
>the next day the amazons trade the twink away to an extra sadistic arachne in exchange for lingerie for the whole tribe
>"What? You didn't think we would pollute our bloodline with that weakling did you?"
>on still summer nights, when the moon is full, you can still hear his screams in the distance

>>24306517
Not a bad deal
>t. scrawny manlet
>t. prefer Arachne over Amazon

>>24306205
Is there anything better then a strong monster with nice abs?

>>24306509
Medusa or Gazer?

>>24306579
A monster with a pregnant belly.

>>24306622
Gazer

how would your daughteru react if you cum inside her cunny?

>>24306661
>"I love you daddy!"

>>24306661
Leglocking

>>24306633
I can see the average Gazer briefly indulging in it if it means they get another way to tease and bully their husband.
Especially if her petrification spell allows him to still feel her touch.

>>24306275
She's not into choking, but rather princess carrying you, and making you into her personal daki. And amazon position.

>>24306579
It's my favorite. Especially licking them.

>>24306622
Gazedusa.

>>24306579
>stop navel gazing
make me, bitch

>>24306472
One of the characters liked getting strangled

which Grimms' fairy tale story would be most interesting in a MGE version?

>>24306843
The Mouse, the bird, and the sausage might be fun

>>24306872
>the sausage is a human man in charge of cooking for the harpy and large mouse
>they all switch roles one day, and the sausage goes out to collect wood like the harpy did
>he gets raped by a vicious hellhound

>>24301474
>>24301521
>>24301667
god i love the sabbath

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to laugh at the historical arms clubs!
Those girls put lots of time and effort into honing their craft!

>>24307008
those were just a collection of random words to me, nothing in that sentence made any sense.

>>24305900
having her ass in my face is mandatory for proper sleep

>>24305567
The holy path demands you remain chaste till marriage
How is a angel supposed to wait that long AND keep other women away?
Sounds like Angels and Valkyries never win,

>>24307100
Shotgun marriage

>>24301667
how're you supposed to leave?

>>24305719
I'd let Shoggy ruin my bloodline with multiple Shoggy heirs. Sure, my daughters would become a cadet branch specializing in serving our distant cousins, but it'd be worth it.

>>24307144
You leave after you've had your fill, with all the girls waving goodbye, letting you know you are free to come back anytime.

>>24301667
Do they help with mental health as well?

>>24307195
Of course, silly!

How would you feel if your waifu used her tail to entice you like this?
https://twitter.com/Emboquo/status/1273679526589939715

>>24306661
Depends on the daughterfu. Older daughterfu would give a satisfied smile, clean up, then move on with her day. Younger daugtherfu would push me down, restrain me with magic, then ride me until I lose consciousness. Guess their species.

>>24307304
Alice

>>24307249
Yes

>>24307326
Correct, that's the species for the older daughterfu.
>>24307304
I guess I should clear this up: They're different species. Older daughter was adopted, the younger daughter isn't.

>>24307384
What does the alice look like? Teen?

Do I need to be milked by a manticore without my permission?

>>24306661
Probably ask if she can clean up my cock after

>>24307480
Isn't that your wife's job?

>>24307414
Alice is JC in appearance, and JK in age.

>>24307511
it's his daughteru's mess, she is the one who has to clean up after her self!

Remember to always worship pharaohs or suffer their curse

>>24307627
She looks cute, I'd steal her slab.

>>24307627
Are you sure thats a pharaoh? shes wearing nothing but rags!

>>24300776
That kikimora...something's off about her...I just quite couldn't put my penis-er I mean finger on it...how queer.

>>24307687
Better ask her to solve a captcha

>>24307627
Do they enslave husbands?
This is important for my kok

>>24307776
Anubis led raiders attack caravans and travelers for valuable foreign men with exotic skin to sell at the bazaar

>>24307811

>>24307841
A strange warrior woman sits at the TanukiCorp ramen stand, definitely an off-worlder, you wonder what her story is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUD6Y2Sam1c

>>24307811
If only there was some sort of dashing, long and purple freedom fighter to rescue me from such plight.

>>24307811
Okay, good. I should live comfortably, having my cock and balls stroked and fondled by strangers that will become my mistress wives, throughly milked through rape, and keep their wombs full and their faces happy while they eat salty/spicy meats and watching very political talk shows about why men dont deserve freedom after what the Order has done, and then pray to whatever goddess my wives are praying to.

>>24307885
The game was rigged from the start

>>24307885
>freedom fighter
Terrorists aren't cool anon. Don't associate with them.

>>24307927
B-but she promised she would hold the Pharaoh down so we could give her a real cleo-cut...

>>24307927
Apophis and pharoah was working together this whole time?!

>>24307943
>>24307954
All would-be insurgents join Apophis, who slyly destroys all rebellions with her "incompetence"
No true threat will ever rise

>>24307937
I want to be a misguided youth, brainwashed by Apophis propaganda and fighting to get her placed on the throne!

>>24307627
I'll let her succumb to Wonderland corruption instead.

>Get infected with vampirism
>Think nothing of it as there are no male vampires
>Don’t bother curing as it would be a waste of gold
>Meet up with childhood friend
>Finally finished her priestess training so now we can adventure together
>Commemorate this occasion by giving her jewelry I got from a sleeping wight
>Later that night we break all her vows
>Wake up next morning to her complaining about the sun being too bright
>Think she’s just joking and wants to cuddle longer but I notice the fangs in her mouth
>Think I’m going crazy and ask her to freshen up with me
>We both see she doesn’t a have a reflection in the mirror and begin panicking
Why did no one tell me vampirism is an std?

Keep cursed swords sealed.

>>24307685
Pharaos wear less on a daily basis, their bodies are too divine for filthy earthly belonging like clothing. They cover themselves just to maintain public morals

>>24300632

>>24307627
Sounds like she needs a good graping.

>>24300632
Does anyone have one of those posters warning against condom use because it prevents monsters from getting pregnant?

I want to turn a trio of alps into my heavily pregnant housewives.

>>24308530
My body, my choice!
I can't find it, but I'm searching.

>>24308575
I don’t see the appeal of alps

>>24308592
That's fine.

>>24306843
Little Red Riding Hood, only now boyanon is the MC and his werewolf gf is the wolf, obviously.

I want to join the sabbath only for a genki familiar! How much would the more powerful members seethe?

>>24308715
Familiars exist to be fucked anon, that's what they're there for.

>>24307726
>Yes, Anon, these are crosswalks, good job figuring that out.

>>24308715
I wonder how the Sabbath deal with the lowest tier of their hierarchy being the most popular element

>>24308747
What do EMPs do to automatons?

>>24305757
Zipangese goburin.

>>24308789
Remember how Bender acted when he had a magnet attached to his head?

>>24308779
What Sabbath sect is this one from?

>>24308814
Remember that familiars can change and adapt depending on what her onii-chan wants

>>24308747
Okay Ms. Automaton recite 500,000 digits of pi To pass this next captcha

>>24307029
you might just be an idiot or esl.

>>24308902
No Ms. Automaton! It's a trick! Getting it right proves you're a robot!

>>24302876
She's from a PS1 game, Chrono Cross, and she's a dragon in disguise who falls for the MC.

>>24308902
do automatons float or walk?

>>24309069
Depends on the model. Some have treadmills.

Ice fairies are the strongest! They're also complete idiots!

>>24309104
999!

>>24309081
i want a super cool robot wife to look at because she's a cool mech

no step on snek

>>24309165
I'll just tickle her then

>>24309245
This brings up an important question: where are the different monster girls ticklish? Some don't have feet after all.

>>24309637
Dragons have ticklish belly.

>>24309245
>>24309637
I like squirming but hate torture. How can I make a woman struggle without tickling her? Offer a reward if she breaks out?

>>24309679
Take a vibrator wand and apply it to her crotch

The first thing I should do if I get claimed by a Hellhound is to get her addicted to kissing.

>>24300632
In monstergirl lands it is very certain that men and young boys are lined up like this for monstergirls to see, look and choose which one they should pick and take home as a husband.

>>24309637
Ticklish thighs for my fish

>>24309773
How do introverts or recluses get selected? Photos?

>>24305900
Spooning with me. Big spoon, little spoon is random. Honestly just depends which way we toss and turn in the night. Sometimes we face each other sleeping. In which case, her face is usually buried in my chest. The wife is a sandworm, so she makes a faux blanket and pillows from moving her flesh around, but we sleep so close together that we share one pillow. But all in all, it forms more like a sleeping bag, a wet and slimy yet comfy one at that.

>”Hey buddy wanna make a wish? Just follow me down this alleyway and you can make all the wishes you want~”

>>24309918
I wish I had a girlfriend.

>>24309918
I wish I was a cute small boy with a tall bodybuilder girlfriend.

>>24309918
I wish for a chicken sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

>>24309987
OK but the turkey is a little dry

>>24310031
FUCK YOU! GO DIE!

>>24305900
I want to wake up to that view from a pear-shaped loli salamander.

>>24310031
Jokes on you I like dry turkey

>>24309918
Gonna give her a bunch of easy wishes
>I wish for you suck my dick
>I wish for you to let me fuck you doggystyle
>I wish for your hand in marriage

>>24309793
>MBI, OPEN UP!
>GET ON THE GROUND FUCKO!
>"Yes chief, the anonymous tip was correct - an unmarried young male in our city!"
>"We didn't catch him earlier because he never leaves his basement it seems"
>"Yes chief, we're bringing him in for selection"
>"You're coming with us boy, you should have known better than to stay single in MGC"

>>24309793
Just like irl - they don't

>>24310221
Being single is not a crime, glowie.

>>24310259
did you remember to fill out your single male registration?

>>24310291
Those are done when-since birth

>>24310291
This isn't the UK, redcoat.

>>24310221
>Bitter Monster Girls swatting Human boy streamers.
>Watch biting their lip as strong, monster SWAT officers wrestle him to the ground and restrain him.

>>24310307
>He doesn’t know it’s up to him to change the status with available proof
Too many men end up with harems all because they’re just about too lazy to go online and send a sex tape to a social worker

>>24310221
>Please don't rape me, I'm a virgin!

>>24310341
But what if that was my plan all along?

>>24310341
Looks like the mailmen are safe for today.

>>24310259
It is, since humanity lost the portals day war. According to the p-day peace treaty, all unmarried men are considered rightful spoils of war.

What if I tell a Troll that I'd love a tradwife, but she knows I was raised in an Amazoness household?

>>24310291
I did and I have it in my wallet I'll show them and then hire a tanuki AND demon lawyer to force the city to pay me for violating my rights

>>24310443
War or no war, no random skank is gonna steal my precious seed.
Now, if she was an online peer with as much autism as me, then maybe I wouldn't mind a little hand-holding.

>>24309773
That pic lol

>>24310221
>"We didn't catch him earlier because he never leaves his basement it seems"
Well there's no need to be so rude about it.

>>24310522
I've personally known C and E

>>24310569
I'm amused at other things.

>>24310508
Easy, stream yourself playing vidya >>24310329
until one shy recluse monster girl starts obsessively following your streams and ends up tipping off police about your illegal martial status. The informant usually gets priority on illegal singles, even if the hellhound squad roughs you up a bit during the arrest.

>>24310341
Is there a contingency plan in case there are more single men than single monsters in the city?

>>24310612
I don't do streams, I don't want to get SWATed, and I don't want to get raped. I have no attraction to snitches.

>>24310508
Play an MMO, you'll find autistic monsters there easily. You may want to play a female character if you're more selective and want to build a friendship before the relationship instead of getting hit on by randoms.

>>24310650
the city just got a few more goods to export

rescue the monster damsels

>>24311216
But I want to be the "damsel" in distress, rescued by my monster waifu from clutches of a rapey Hellhound

>>24310221
What do they even do to the man after they have arrested him?
Put him up for auction or what?

>>24311232
I want to be the "damsel" that doesn't get rescued from a monster.
Potentially interesting scenario when she expects someone to come to your rescue, but starts feeling sorry for you when it becomes clear that's not going to happen and she thinks you were either abandoned or nobody cared about you in the first place.

>>24306707
No clue if it works that way, or if she can just keep it localized. Stone doesn't have nerves.

But just the gripping fear alone, as the petrification spreads through my body, would be enough to elicit a reaction from me that she might enjoy.

Again, just another fetish I keep under wraps, lest it gets too dangerous for my sanity.

>>24311259
This happens:
>>24309773
Alternatively, once they arrive at the police station the man says he's actually married - to one of the squad members that arrested him. They all apologize for the inconvenience and drive him to his (new) home in the same squad car they brought him in. This is so he doesn't accidentally get lost, of course.