/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want an automaton that's actually really emotional but keeps hiding it behind made up statistic/data
>Master, after some calculations I have concluded that you are in the top 1% of the cutest people I know (definition of who is cute was modeled after how he looks)
>According to my database, you are ranked #1 of all lovers (sample size: 1)
>After looking into some statistics, I found that my happiness levels are more than tripled when you are around. I think we should spend more time together to investigate this.

Hey welcome to Wendi's

How Now Brown Fox?

>>24262662
Wendi's Old Fashioned Stretchy Meat?

EY HUBBY U WAN SUM FUK

Blue.

>>24262662
>not Kikimora Fried Chicken
Step up your game anon.

>>24262648
What made Lich-Chan so angry?

>>24262743
Dabadi dabada?

Street Rat!

>>24262754
Anon ruined an experiment so now she's keeping him as a dickthrone so he can't ruin another.

>>24262662
I hear their Frostys are quite good

>>24262743
More blue.
>>24262762
Yeah.

I love my waifu!

>>24262743
>>24262789
Final blue. Goodnight anons.

>>24262804
I love your waifu too.
But not as much as I love my waifu.

Why did KC write X when Y is just a straight upgrade to it?

>>24262781
Gonna turn this streetpunk into a broodmother!

>>24262827
Fuck you, I actually like X.

>>24262804
lil flamey fella
fightin flames
defeats the purpose innit

>>24262827
Because Z is better and Y is too close to Z.

>>24262859
Z and Y are nothing alike. Z appeals to audience 1, which is different than Y, which appeals to audience 2. Read the profiles.

Beware this Trolls that expose themselves to the scorching sun, avoid them at all costs unless you think your hips are strong enough

>>24262736
But I'm not her husband

Do you and your waifamily do any bonding activities?

Reminder: lilim are the lewdest of them all, meaning they want to hold your hand

>>24262988
>meaning they want to hold your hand
Well they gotta rape and violate me first like a proper demon.

I LOVE SNAKES

I LOVE THIS SNAKE

SNAKES!

>>24262937
do I even gotta say it
not yet ye aint

>>24262951
Yeah, we watch porn together and play Yahtzee every Wednesday.

>>24262910
I want trolls but BIGGER than this

>>24263049
>we watch porn together

>>24263109
porn is probably MG equivalent of romcoms

>>24262648
>Momster reads Oliver Twist
Dis gon b gud

>>24262951
A LOT, turning kikimora maid into a proper wife and making her forget the master/servant relations takes a lot of effort. But it's worth it, DIY waifus are the best.

>>24262988
I want a lilim to turn me into a slut for kisses

I just redrew my wife's right tit and left arm because I started to really dislike how I drew them at first. I think i am actually done this time.

https://files.catbox.moe/94zlys.png

How would tsunderes even work on MGE? I know you guys joke about tsundere Mamono and how y'all gonna seduce and romance a tsundere monstergirl into being a loving girlfriend and wife. But honestly, considering MGE Mamono love human boys and will be loving waifus and girlfriends regardless. How the hell can tsundere monstergirls ever be a thing? I find it to be an oxymoron or nonsensical thing in MGE.

Okay, maybe in the world of MGE tsunderes still exist since MGE undeniably is bound to have Japanese Anime and JRPG tropes and cliches and the metaphysical rules and logic of anime and JRPGs. However, tsunderes only exist on humans, especially Order Soldiers, Order Knights, Order Paladins, Order Heroes and Order Women aswell. But there are more male tsunderes and tsundere Bois than there are tsundere girls. So expect alot of red head or orange haired girls and boys in hand lands and in the Order to be the tsunderes.

Though I guess the only MGE Monstergirl that can be commonly a tsundere are Dhampirs, chuunibyou Dhampirs. Other than that, I find "tsundere" MGE Monstergirls to be well, oxymoronic.

>>24262873
Y is discount Z and you know it. The artist just didn't have the balls to go through with it.

>>24263296
>he doesn't know about kikis

>>24263296
Medusae are common tsunderes here.

>>24263296
Standard tsundere shenanigans without the physical abuse.

>>24263315
I said tsunderes, NOT borderline YANDERES!

>>24263315
W-whose blood is it? And who the hell is going to clean it up, blood leaves nasty stains

>>24263322
how the fuck does that hair work?

I wonder how different monster girls would react if something they did made their husband genuinely sad/angry/scared.
Like a kiki that made her master furious for some reason or a hellhound that scared her husband a bit too much.

>>24263315
Do not let your kiki become a vampire its a bad idea

>>24263296
Warrior MGs too proud to reveal their true feelings.

>>24263450
>hellhound that scared her husband a bit too much.

>Instincts to protect weak husband goes into overdrive

>>24263377
Of course its tsundere. Most kikis start out constantly wearing the prim and proper maid mask. After they warm up to you she stops pretending and shows her warmer side. See? She's smiling.

>>24263296
If they're haughty or prideful they can be.

>>24263062
What do you mean by "bigger"?

>>24263456
bad how?

Dark mage librarians with asthma!

A Troll proposing to a Knight, inspired by an excellent picture.

https://pastebin.com/MJajaanR

>>24264093
That is very sweet and romantic. Good job, anon.

lilims can eat my shiny blue ass
Demons are the best

>>24264493
what would happen if I bought a can of white silly string and sprayed monsters with it

>>24262729
Wendi's meat is fresh, never frozen, and Mama Wendi approved!

>>24264517
They help themselves to your other white silly string, duh.

>>24264517
I just learned silly string was used to detect trip wires now I know how to defeat an arachne

>>24264517
I want to spray it directly into a Kej's hair

>>24264678
it doesn't actually gum up in hair

>>24264493
Mmm, monsters rimming.

>>24264521
>Awawawawa? (Where's the beef?)

>>24263235
Nice work

Meat production is leading to climate change so please eat seafood and stuff like that!

>>24264747
Seafood is gross unless its sushi and not shit like shrimp, crab, or lobster.

>”What are you looking at, lumberfoot? I’ll have you know this is traditional wood elf battle attire that gives me full range of movement and allows me to easily dodge strikes as slow as yours”

>>24264747
I'm gonna eat all the seafood!
I'm gonna eat out every mermaid and every sea bishop!

>>24264747
>Not eating insects

>>24264774
>Seafood is gross
>shit like shrimp, crab, or lobster.
Look at him, look at him and laugh

>>24264776
Flat as a tree trunk.

If I told the queen of Dragonia that I want to be mered BY her (instead of her being mered), how would she react?

>>24264776
perfect for hugging her

Would monster even try to rape a hero of Eros?
Assuming you have a hero that's meant to spread love and all that stuff while in monster territory. Would any monster try to rape him or would they feel the need to be very romantic about it since, you know, Eros and shit.

>>24264747
Yay climate change. Down with frigid orbs.

>>24264909
She'd hook you up with her sister.

>>24264909
I wish I could date the cute tour guide

>>24263380
don't worry, its just an exploded ketchup bottle
shes just really happy she gets an excuse to clean up

>>24265012
>"It will take me ~hours~ to clean this up"

Suppose I shot you. How'd that be?

>>24264728
Thanks

>>24265136
Man what a silly hat.

>>24264931
Suppose that depends on the monster. To a savage ushi-oni that spent her whole life in the mountains then raping him all night long would be romantic to them, but a true hero of eros would love to teach this savage the joy of cuddling and thinking about names for the children

>>24265012
>she gets an excuse to clean up
>purposely makes the messiest food so that she is forced to do laundry more often

>>24262663
>A somewhat more trustworthy fox that still won't answer your summons even if you call her.

Gazer has the fluffiest tail!

>>24265136
blargh im ded

>>24265316
>teach this savage the joy of cuddling and thinking about names for the children

>Honey, I think we should do something romantic tonight
>"OH! Me too! I'll get the manticore venom."
>No, I was actually thinking that we should just cuddle and think of names we want to give our children
>"..."
>...
>[Overexcited ushi-oni notices]

>>24264774
i love seafood and my wife is also a fish

camping with wolfus

>>24266133
Can't camp, too hot and mosquitoey.

Undead bedroom eyes!

>>24266237
Going to kiss Wight-feet and Wight-shins and Wight-thighs

>>24266233
make big fire and cook meats

>>24266275

Add Wight Tights to that list!

>>24266133
I'd rather grill on the porch.

>>24265395
One of my favorite activities to do with Gazer is just sit down and brush her hair and tail. It's so relaxing, I could almost fall asleep in the fluffy softness. And it's honestly hard to believe a girl like her could make such cute noises when I brush her just right.

Occasionally, I'll sneak in a bit of a massage. That way I get to feel her smooth skin, and how it contrasts with the bits covered in goo. And of course the noises get even cuter.

>>24263172
I want a kobold like Georgette

I can't believe my rapist is this cute!

>>24263315
Was that little heart always there? I never noticed it before.

>>24266326
Oohh

You do realize that once you become a jabberwock's fuck-'n'-fetish toy that not a moment will go by where you're not constantly getting licked?

>>24266394
That's sounds incredibly hot. You have no idea how much of a boner I get at even the idea of being constantly teased.

>Having a tentacle mouth squirming in my shorts
>Taking long, slow laps at my delicate bits
>Steadily increasing the intensity at an almost painfully slow rate, building it all up
>Then letting me tetter on the brink in agonizing ecstasy as I find myself entirely unable to carry on with my day
>At last, the mouth takes me in to the base all at once. My knees lock as my hips jolt uncontrollably.
>Feel that unimaginable sense of emptiness as everything is drained out of me.
>With a few licks, she cleans off the sensitive head before freeing my member
>Only to start the process all over again

>>24266392
Wight Tights are my weakness.

>>24266471
>Only to start the process all over again
Of course, it's only natural that every mouth of hers gets a taste of your seed, anon

>>24266394
I'm more than fine with this.

>>24266482
I want to rub my face on those things. I wonder why that is.

>>24266326
undead in tights is good, i wanna see a dressed up zombie.

>>24266327
they would rather rape you on the porch too

>Have a dream about married life in a modern MGE world
>Don’t remember my wife, her looks, or even her species besides some kind of lamia
>Don’t remember anything about my daughter except that we were on the couch together
>The only shit I do remember is the fucking cartoon we were watching
>Gender swapped Phineas and Ferb with Gremlin sisters Penelope and Ferb and the boy love interest from across the street Isaac

>>24266493
>Still in a post-orgasm haze, you just barely notice as the tentacle mouth gives your member a few, final licks along the shaft before sliding out of pants, somewhat reluctantly.
>You breath a sigh of relief, thankful it finally seems to be over
>That's when something thick and strong suddenly wraps around your waist
>It's her tail
>Soon followed by her claws, which dance and tease across your chest, each taking a moment to pinch and twist at your sensitive nips from above your shirt
>Not painfully so, nor enough that the claws risk tearing the thin fabric
>You feel her breath behind you, that unmistakable berry scent on your neck
>She switches to nibbling your ear, occasionally slipping in sweet nothings and pleasant moans
>One of her tentacles assaults the other ear, tongue delicately caressing the lobe and outer ear, before gently plunging inside
>Meanwhile, her claws move lower, one massaging your abdomen, while the other hooks around your shorts
>Pulling them open just enough for the next tentacle to slide inside
>She gives a few licks to the sack to alert you to the new intruder
>Then with a peck along the cheek, she releases you from her claws and tail
>Leaving you to try and continue about your day, with this new tentacle continuing her own relentless assault.

>>24266275
Wight thighs, wight neck, wight collarbones, small budding wight breasts

>>24266684
What I want from a Wight is to be kindly, gently, and compassionately drained. Not a savage and cruel draining.

Something slow just to take the edge off. Not taking to much. Giving me plenty of breaks. Maaaaaaybe taking one big sip all at once just to give me a jolt of pleasure, but then immediately giving me more than enough back.

I just want to be able to feel her the whole time, and know that she is there, with me. Together.

Of course, she would be draining me from hand holding.

Hey warlock anon from three years ago, remember asking for this? Probably not. Hope you’re still around to enjoy it. It’s just something small and short in between longer stories I wanted to write, that bonding moment between a warlock and his kinda ditzy abandonment issue succubus. Hope you guys enjoy.

https://pastebin.com/PtyP538F

>>24266814
I'm not sure if I'm the one who asked for this, but I definitely used to play a Warlock so on behalf of us all I thank you.

>>24264093
>A Troll proposing to a Knight
https://youtu.be/z2kc570KwUs

>>24266836
Some one asked for it after I posted my demon hunter story, I had other ideas at the time, but I filed it away anyway, and I was looking for something short. Mighta been you, regardless, cheers. Warlocks are based. Kinda wish DK's got hot pets. Like your very own sylvanas.

>>24266890
>give kuudere Dark Ranger gf a trinket
>she sings to you

>>24265355
I have acquired her
The tail is the weakpoint.

>>24266932
>The tail is the weakpoint.
Yeah, (you)r weakpoint

>>24266625
this is why fellatio tentacles are my fetish

>>24266909
She's mayadere now, technically, I think.
>She'll never call you her arrow
>You'll never gift her Thori'Dal as a symbolic kinda thing.

>>24264909
I think she's old and desperate enough that any man brave enough to show direct interest to her wouldn't be refused

>>24266814
>delivering on a request from three years ago
Just goes to show there's never such a thing as too late. I hope he enjoys this, it was nice.

>>24264093
Beautiful

>>24267091
I hope it's the same dude as earlier, that'd make me happy. Cheers anon, glad you liked it.

>>24267127
I can't guarantee you I was the one who asked for this, but talking about bonding between a warlock and his Succubutt is something I must have done at some point.

>>24266909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyIS9vdarM

>>24267140
Still happy. Hope her goofieness didn't detract from it though, not quite the seductress of the night image one might think. The lore on them is actually quite wholesome and endearing so my mind began to wander.

>>24267295
Succubi who spank themselves are goofy from the get-go, don't worry.

>>24267367
They channel hearts over you when you kiss 'em, ain't it great?

>>24266814
That was fun. I especially enjoyed the details around the initial summoning and contemplating the implementation of leg spikes in leglock.

>>24267486
Cheers anon. I probably should have gone into more depth, but I imagined the ones on the legs as kind of softer-ish spines. Otherwise they'd flay you. Glad you liked it.

>>24267539
Not just in the sense that the leg spines could dig into you to dissuade escape but also that they hook into the opposing legs spike to make an even stronger lock.
That might be more practical for an automaton, though.

You ever get that feeling when you can't find porn that caters to you perfectly that you should acquire the skills to make your own?

>>24267638
No.

>>24267619
I gotta be honest that's a great idea and I'm ashamed I didn't actually think of it.

>>24267638
no because porn that i desire is abundant

>>24266771
My favourite applications for Wight claws would be cuddling after sex, or putting my hands ontop of hers from behind so they're inside the incorporeal paws at the same time.

>he can't give his waifu standing cunnilingus

>>24267860
>his waifu can't give him a standing blowjob

>>24267792
I recently got really into the idea of wight cosplay and that they could manipulate their ghost limbs at will. Wight claws. Wight tall fluffy ears. Wight wings. Wight tail. Imagine it.

>>24267860

>>24267931
She could pick him up with one hand, I think she can manage it.

>>24266909
She has the worst fanboys possible. Black and grey morality my butt. She starts out quite sympathetic and nuanced in TFT, but by the end of it you see that, at heart, she's as much of a villain as the rest of the undead now. She slaughters a guy that the creators made sure is presented as unlikeable (or hate-lovable, or whatever), and supposedly what's left his army.

>>24267951
Imagine a kitsune-wight with spirit tails in addition to her actual tails

>>24268089
Or just a normal wight with wight ears and 9 wight tails?

>>24266593
>Perry the Platypus girl!
>You are too late, soon the Milfinator will fire and revoke all memberships of the Sabbath in the Tri-State area

A lewd teen demon appears!

>>24268045
Dead elves are just the best elves, what can I say. Though as to the butchering of her character I can't attest to paying too much attention to recent lore, I'm not sure what nuance I've missed. She's still TFT sylvanas in my mind, only she sings in WOW. Her old VA is way better too, this other one's too... unpleasant. Not sure how to put my finger on it. Kinda bitchy and nasally. The 'she's secretly still good' thing is a little much. Even if it is funny (Yet convenient) the world tree turned out to be corrupted.

On the other hand with forsaken night elves she's making more dead elves, so I can't blame her too much.

>>24268172
Is this SFW?

>>24268197
Get the fuck back to work.

hell yeah can't wait for this elizabeth animation with a tailjob

>>24268379
What?

>>24268379
Err? Who?

>>24268192
>She's secretly good
She isn't, though. The Lich King was secretly good because just like Palpatine he knew to plan ahead.

>>24268419
>>24268432
dumb lizard

>>24268499
Oh right. Fate franchised reduced to this and Tsukihime completely killed off.

>>24268489
Isn't the idea floating around she's working double agent or something? Doing some shady shit with death?

>>24268529
Just another retcon.

>>24268529
That was a retcon to try and cover over very, very poor writing.

>>24268523
At times I wanna get into the fate series, but then I just look at the amount of series they have and how it just seams that after a certain point it's all and only waifu bait.

>>24267638
its why i use koikatsu a shitload now
make my own shit or stuff with characters i like

>>24268529
She's absolutely not a double agent. From the very moment that she got her shit blasted in the back of the head by Godfrey in Cataclysm she's been in contact with The Jailer™*. The entire summation of Sylvanas' character is she's literally just a second coming of the Lich King at this point because none of the Forsaken actually had free will until Godfrey and his bunch, since they were very much under her control/absolutely loyal to her. Part of why she's working for The Jailer™ is the fact that she's extraordinarily paranoid of dying. Bitch has gone through so many Valk'yr revive tokens ( by destroying them no less to do it ) that she's basically out of all other options. It doesn't help that she has also burned bridges with and pissed off nearly EVERY psychopomp on Azeroth.

Bwonsamdi, the Loa of Death for Trollkind wants her dead. Eyir straight up threatens to murder her and by proxy, you, for Sylvanas trying to enslave her. Keep in mind Eyir is basically Freya, Queen of the Valkyries, so that's a VERY REAL THREAT. Oh, and to top it all off, she made a bargain with Helya that Fuckups The Wolfman somehow thwarted so that's another extraordinarily powerful death related entity out to kick her ass. Then to top it off, the Void Lords, the very ANTI-THESIS OF CREATION ITSELF, want her dead as well since the Undead are incorruptible.

TL;DR: The writing is shit and you've actually made me angry remembering this shit so have a Draenei ass.

PS: * is used for A MASSIVE FUCKING RETCON.

>>24268620
Remember that Draenai exist to launch crusades, keep you safe, and be loving wives.

>>24268620
Also, as an aside to my rant:

THE ELVES ARE LITERALLY TO BLAME FOR NEARLY EVERY PROBLEM THE FUCKING PLANET IN WARCRAFT HAS EVER FACED AND THEY NEVER GET THE PROPER AMOUNT OF BLAME FOR IT. FUCK YOU, YOU GREASY KNIFE-EARED PIECES. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

>>24268620
Is this Yrel?

>>24268620
Blizzard just copy pasting the Norse mythology was so fucking lazy. Or Lovecraft's entire production.

When I was 14 I thought Arthas was a fun character. Later I found out about the Elric books. Then I realized he was just another copypasta into the WoW universe (with some obvious changes).

>>24268620
Did they not realise they were bending to her will? I can't find any reference of her suddenly losing control after being popped in the head in any of the wikis. I agree she's being shitily set up as new LK. Though I thought her paranoia set in after Arthas' death when she took a dive?

I'm sincerely sorry her writers smoke crack.

>>24268722
Elves in every setting exist to fuck everything up, be smug, and get dicked hard.

>>24268722
This is true.
Elves deserve what's coming to them.

>>24268779
She's always been evil, she was just a lesser evil.
Then we killed the other evils.

But elves are also really really hot, so it's okay. Just don't give them any super powerful world level relics.

>>24268820
Yeah, just look at that time they partied so hard a god of excess came into being

>>24268744
At some point they stopped just taking ideas from other works and just started LITERALLY copypasting entire arcs.
>>24268654
The entire reason I even played Heroes of the Storm as long as I did was because they added Yrel.

>>24268736
No, it's just a generic Lightforged Draenei. This is Yrel.

>>24268654
Draenei are literally considered in lore to be the most attractive female race to Anduin Wrynn and there's a high chance he's going to smash one like a fucking train as a wife.

>>24268779
She didn't lose control after dying. She's just gotten increasingly more paranoid over the years.

>>24268793
>>24268795
No, you don't fucking understand. So let me TL;DR this shit. In no particular sequence as to why the Elves are literally the worst fucking thing on Azeroth.

>Queen Azshara, the most powerful mortal spell caster to ever live was so full of cock thirst for Sargeras that she nearly had him arrive on Azeroth in the flesh. Now, given how much raw magical power his body contains, he would have not only denied her the dick, he would have used his sword to DELETUS THE FETUS like he originally planned.
>Illidan Stormrage literally caused the original Cataclysm and split the idyllic Pangaea in a bout of KEKRAGE that lasts 10,000 years
>The Elves teach magic to humanity, thus indirectly allowing the Council of Tirisfal and the fall of Medivh far into the future
>The entirety of Kael'thas trying to summon Kil'Jaeden, ANOTHER immensely powerful Eredar through the Sunwell, nearly destroying everything again
>THE ENTIRETY OF SYLVANAS' STORY ARC
>Elisande falling for Gul'Dan's bullshit and assisting the Legion

I sincerely hope that if I ever throw a coin into the Dalaran fountain an Elf finds it and CHOKES ON IT.

>>24268820
>ywn be taken captive and used as breeding stock by WC3 style matriarchal amazon night elves.

>>24268858
She is the best girl.
10/10, would wife and breed endlessly.

>>24268885
Nah, he'll get Fordring's kid to go full circle.
And believe you me, I am well aware of the Elvish cycle of fuck ups.
you also forgot them not bothering to help Lorderon when the scourge showed up

>>24268934
>She is the best girl.
>10/10, would wife and breed endlessly.
Reminder Draenei have prehensile tails and built in "fuck me" heels via their hooves.

>>24268885
>No, it's just a generic Lightforged Draenei
Apologies I'm not very well versed on the subject of draenei butts

>Monster girl bar
>Lots of drinking with some lewd going on
>See a single centaur
>Swear I saw that equine pussy wink at me
>Go full mad lad
>Approach her rear end and slip my hand inside that massive cunt
>She turns her head and gives that "I'm gonna rape you hard for this"
>Look her dead in the eye and shove my arm in deeper

>>24268953
Consume more butt lore.

>>24268973
>gives that "I'm gonna rape you hard for this" look**
She doesn't actually say it. Just with the look she gives

>>24268620
>>24268885
>>24268984
Love WoW girls, hate their fanbase. Sometimes I feel like posting some, but I think some people would bitch about it.

>>24269015
>Sometimes I feel like posting some, but I think some people would bitch about it.
Same. I just don't feel like they fit enough thematically. Love them all the same, though.

>>24268885
No, I understand dwarf-kun, I just think it's funny. Though technically you can blame the trolls for finding the moon well and turning into the first elves I suppose.

>>24268903
>All the mothers have a legion of dick thirsty daughters and all the men are asleep
>Poor little humie steps onto kalimdoor shores and is instantly swamped by 10000 years of virgin elf pussy.

>>24269094
Trolls get fucked up quiet often though so it doesn't count.
That being said, an elf of every flavor is the truest prize for raiding.,

cute and funny

>>24269124
I didn't want to devolve into talking about how great elves of every flavour are but here I am. Again. Even if they can't help but ruin everything. Also vengeance for Zul'Jin

>>24268934
>She is the best girl.
>10/10, would wife and breed endlessly.
Truth.

>>24269187
I heard she's gone full extremist tho

>>24269202
That's WoW for ya. Every good character has to turn evil or die.

>>24269202
Which was partially because blizz had a late realization when making allied races that maybe having Grom do a last second turn and shout "Draenor is free" won't actually lead to last second peace.

Point still stands though, she needs the baby bump.

>>24269219
haha he's actually bad now isn't that funny? You're excited and you care right? And look, this one's good again haha exciting story telling right?

The only consistently good thing about WoW imho is the music. And the art teams. Dropped it after WotLK but damn if drustvar isn't aesthetic.

>>24269271
>Point still stands though, she needs the baby bump.
Or at least a hug. She deserves one. Most draenei do, but Yrel is on the top of the list.
>>24269274
Yes, music is the one thing they didn't fuck up yet, at least not in a big way. Everything else suffers from being one big neverending soap opera with story that is made up on the go by dozen different people.

>>24269271
>Point still stands though, she needs the baby bump.
Would Azshara do what she did with a baby in her? No. Would Sylvanas do what she did with a baby in her? No. Would Illidan do what he did if he just had a loyal waifu? Probably not. Would sargeras be so mad if he got laid? Doubt it. Would Kael be so pissed if jaina fucked him? Nah.

Seeing the trend? Elves aren't evil, it's their barren wombs. Gotta fill em all!

>>24269187
>>24268945
>>24268654
i honestly don't know how to tell a draenei that i need her to get pregnant

>>24269365
>Would Kael be so pissed if jaina fucked him? Nah
He had his chance with Lady Vashj and still fucked it up

>>24269348
They've lived hard lives.

>>24269369
Its best to be fairly open and use a crystal of some sort and maybe a new light bible.

>>24269389
Kael made many, many mistakes.
And I still think Illadin would've fucked up regardless.

>>24269365
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to travel back in time and give Azshara quintuplets.

>>24269389
Wait, he coulda nailed some hot naga and still fucked it up? How did he manage that?

>>24269423
>Only quintuplets
I accept this mission....although God help me when the time magic wears off afterwards.
The shattering may not have occurred but there will be one very, VERY dick hungry wife awaiting me.

>>24266814
you are really cranking these out., I'm impressed. have you gotten around to the "feelings-denial protagonist vs fluffy tails" one yet, did I miss it?

>>24269423
Only if I can still turn her into a scyllia/kraken elf hybrid after the fact too.

>>24269442
>Shattering doesn't happen due to her wanting eternal life, youth, and more arcane power.
>Happens because she wants that man that knocked her up back.
You gon git dragged down below by Naga.

>>24269369
Just be honest and act like you would with any other tall and strong girl.

dude wendigos lmao

>>24269439
Sorry anon, I haven't the foggiest what story you're talking about. Could you remind me? I'm drawing a blank, last fluffy tail I remember writing was wendigo

>>24269418
>And I still think Illadin would've fucked up regardless
It always looked like Illidan's problem was his intense inferiority complex and I doubt that would disappear even if he had his elf waifu.

>>24269470
I will only submit to extremely cheesy but sexually charged nautical puns. And nothing else!

>>24269516
Illidan wasn't exactly innocent and just trying to survive. He was so hung up on his supposed great destiny that he murdered innocents, willingly consorted with demons, and generally became a big fuck of a bastard so he could outshine his brother. Then when all that went sour, he sorta went 'Well... shit. Uh... to Outland, dudes!' to avoid getting his ass kicked.

>>24269516
I mean, pussy and validation. Kinda probably all he needed. He should have banged his demon hunter kouhai and had weird demon elf kids.

Be careful I heard there’s orc hunters hunting virgins out in the woods

>>24269522
You're going to get dragged down to her icy depths.
No ifs, ands, or buts.

>>24269550
They smell the lack of wife.

>>24269543
*ahem*
https://wow.gamepedia.com/Half-night_elf

https://files.catbox.moe/63vqfd.jpg

I want to stick my dick in crazy.

>>24269550
Holy assfangs batman

>>24269550
That's exactly who I'd want to meet in the woods. I'm more worried some elf would find me first.

>>24269598
>That gamepedia page pic
Holy shit that's horrendous. wtf?

>>24269620
Avoid the tree snares and you'll be fine

>>24269651
The art quality was pretty wild in the RPG books.

>>24269600
What kind of crazy? Murderhobo crazy? Cultist that wants your babies crazy? I need details, anon.

>>24269665
This has to be some kind of troll propaganda trying to turn me off breeding with elves.

>>24269369
Whatever you do, just prepare your pelvis

>>24269439
Ah, forgot to say cheers. Got caught up in trying to think what "feelings-denial protagonist vs fluffy tails" meant.

>>24268885
>Draenei are literally considered in lore to be the most attractive female race to Anduin Wrynn and there's a high chance he's going to smash one like a fucking train as a wife.
Anduin has good taste

>>24269778
He's a smart lad, yeah

How do you feel about Space Elves?

>>24269796
strongly

>>24269796
The kinky kind or the plays hard to get kind?

>>24269796
Less than what I feel for the Space Goats

>>24269813
The latter.

>>24269836
I'm Ok with them.
Nothing like watching them go on about my brutal ignorance when they have a full womb.

>>24269796
I feel like they need half-space babies of course. The smart man finds the single most degenerate dark space elf of them all, because the smart man knows their sexuality loops back around where handholding in public is the single most degenerate thing they could possibly ever do.

Night elves > draenei

>>24269832
Space Goats are top tier, there's no dispute

>>24269896
>no horns or head tendrils
Meh

>>24269896
I dunno, Draenei are taller.
I'll need to get first hand experience to test this theory.

>>24269862
Obviously you're nothing more than breeding stock to them.

Though why such a proud and technologically advanced race needs human seed is beyond me.

>>24269952
I know they go on about being a dignified but dying race but such a thing is hard to believe when one of their warrior caste has informed me that she's pregnant with triplets using my 'inferior' seed.

>>24269896
I'd take the one that's taller, has hooves and a tail.

>>24269941
>Draenei are taller.
They are taller, bigger, stronger, cuter and purer. And they also have cute horns, tails and hooves.

>>24269938
>>24269941
Not him, but you can't lick as much draenei ear as you can nelf ear. And the eyebrow game is deeply underappreciated. Not to mention they've got the elegant native aesthetic going on, look at what she's wearing.

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>>24270015
>>24270023
>The whole 'war' between factions is basically boiling down to a literal waifu war.
And then a death knight kidnaps you while your party is arguing over loot.

>>24269995
It seems many men on many worlds are going missing due to being "recruited" into the "repopulation" project.

>>24270056
Is it a space goat or moon elf death knight?

>>24270065
Not the worst thing in the world .
Could get kindapped by one of the cults or have some Skeleton styled androids 'wake up' to you messing around where you shouldn't be.

>>24270107
It's obviously a blood elf death knight.

>>24269941
Actually the average female in both draenei and night elf is 7'

>>24270151
This is acceptable.

>>24270113
>some Skeleton styled androids 'wake up' to you messing around where you shouldn't be.
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with those.

>>24270113
Well at least they don't go on and on about how "superior" they are.

>>24270151
Then I guess we need to test physical aptitude.

>>24270211
Hey, you say that but have you ever had your clothes disintegrated?
Or had to deal with onyx black tombs that are all greenlight?

>>24270151
>The average height for a female night elf is approximately 7 feet tall and the average height of a male is approximately 7.5 feet tall. The in-game height for female night elves is 6'10" and for males 7'2"
>Draenei are bipedal ungulates that tower at around 7–8 feet tall
Draenei are slightly taller on average most likely, but the actual difference is negligible. They may still appear bigger because of the horns.

>>24270235
No, but they have an unnerving aura and it doesn't help almost all of them are mute. Don't even get me started on the Flayed Ones.

i bet onis beat their husbands

>>24270354
Who told you that?

>>24269896
Counterpoint to both draenei and night elves: Whitemane.

>>24270370
WoW has so much god-tier femdom material.

>You will never be a lowly thug for Vaneesa or a mere acolyte for Whitemane
>You will never be a necromancer apprentice with the stones to talk to Jandice

>>24270346
Yeah, they're a bit weird, just ignore them.

>>24270370
Pretty hot for a corpse.

>>24270354
No, Ogres do.

>>24270391
>spoiler
Shut up nothing past classic is canon reeee

>>24270211
Oh no.

https://youtu.be/wGwGzR1ugT0

>>24270370
Yrel.

>>24270434
New Yrel and old whitemane would have been allies but blizzard missed that opportunity.

>>24270466
New Yrel isn't canon same as new Whitemane. Yes I'm delusional and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>24270535
I mean, I'm as delusional as you >>24270405

>>24270434
>No Draenai exarch party member that is working up to propose to you.

>>24266814
Nice.

>>24270269
>>Draenei are bipedal ungulates that tower at around 7–8 feet tall
Muh dik

>>24270405
>>24270544
Does that mean sylvanas is still a bouncy nelf? When did that model change even come into effect? I feel it took as long as wrath but my memory is shoddy

>>24270577
Cheers anon, glad you liked it.

>>24270662
I used to be really into Warcraft but then I got into anime and all things Japanese.

>>24270561
Big girls acting shy is cute

I'm scared. This room is so cold and my heart feels like it's going to shatter.

I really really really need my waifu.

>her face when you're being dense and not taking her back to your place to "play" already

>>24270718
I have only like 6 Int.

>>24270687
I really really wish warcraft got more anime styled art. Japs just really don't seem to care for it sadly.

>>24270718
I'm an adult, I don't think I'd like her little kid games.

>>24270758
That's Wisdom stat.

>>24270695
That they are.
Then again, something like the shortstack dwarf warrior occasionally letting out a drunken offer to 'test yer pelvis's durability' is fun every now and then too.

>let shog near the booze
>"MASUTAAAAAAA!"

I wonder what actual a battle agianst a monster horde looks like, what with all the kidnapping and stuff

>>24270794
>>24270896
What monsters can and can't hold their booze?

Elves are one who cannot: https://youtu.be/0N4pG8C94LQ?t=1636

>>24270561
>No Draenai exarch party member to hug you and press your face into her breasts because she forgot about the height difference

Remember about the mandatory penis inspection day, MGC anons. Single men must report to the nearest hospital, married men have the inspection performed by their wives instead.

>>24270973
https://youtu.be/LaHloeobLv0

>>24270962
Kerillian is amazingly adorable when drunk

>>24268089
>half-assing your ethereal mofu

>>24270990
Looks like a prostate examination.

>>24270785
What a coincidence, she likes the adult kind of games too.

>>24270962
Slimes of many sorts.

>>24270963
Hey, it was a tough fight.
You can't expect her to remember a thing like that!

I truss foxes.

>>24271125
Show up to the hospital penis inspection more than three times and they will start doing increasingly weird tests on you, to figure out how the fuck do you manage to protect your virginity in this city for so long

>>24271140
But it's not the first time she does it!

>>24270389
She's 16 you monster. Even more monstrous given she's a humie.

>>24271391
She's just very excited.
Shes totally not trying to score bonus points with you.

>>24271397
Vanessa is great, although you may need to change her human state.

What is it like to have a Gazer mom?

>>24271465
>>24271397
nerzul is a gool guy eh turns hot chicks into hot undead chicks and doesnt afraid of anything

Also every variation of naked tabard be it knee socks or thigh highs and elbowgloves or not, are extremely based. It's like naked apron, only better

Gonna wake up an ancient evil dragon!

>>24269896
Based and nightpilled

I would like draenei better if they weren't drawn with dicks so much.

>>24271609
She's always got one eye on you.

>>24271465
>Shes totally not trying to score bonus points with you.
Well it's working anyway

>>24271652
95% of the porn is either futa or cuck shit, that's just the way things are

>>24271652
That's not their fault. That's just the wow fanbase being full of faggots.

>>24271671
As it should...for comradery of course!

>>24271223
I only trust Ran.

>>24271640
Remember their weak point Anon!

>>24271621
>naked tabard
>It's like naked apron, only better
The same could be said of other "curtain in the middle, sides exposed" styles as well.

>>24271768
>curtain in the middle, sides exposed
Yep it's great

Now that I think about it I couldn't handle sex, I would tear up from even a hug.

>>24271768
This and chinese dresses are extremely based.

>>24268172
Sauce on this one?

Nobody seems to like blood and void elves

>>24271786
Honestly? Same here. Not proud of it, but not going to deny it.

>>24269015
>Love WoW girls, hate their fanbase
Same, shame about the game going down the drain

>>24271823
I do.
Gonna get one of each flavor of elf.

>>24271090
You can't fuck a ghost they're intangible

>>24271823
I like cum and matter elves

>>24270896
Maids are sloppy, lovey dovey drunks no matter how prim and proper the seem in every day life.

>>24271696
Camaraderie, sure...

>>24271851
That’s where you’re wrong pal.

>>24271864
>"I-I luv you shooooo much mastah...oh oh, thish remindz me of a shong...ooooooohhhh!"
>You stare at your Kiki as she sings a traditional Russian folksong, wondering how she managed to get drunk on a sip of non-alcoholic champagne.

>>24271823
I do

>>24271922
>"I'm so drunk. My inhibitions lost I must force myself on my mastah."
Clever.

>>24271877
Yes.
And once a certain level of Camraderie is achieved, she'll get you to put a baby in her.

>>24268885
They don't have the balls to make anduin end with a draenei hottie. He will end with a boring human or with no one at all.

>>24271967
That is a very... orderly and organised way to build a relationship.

>>24271609
Gazer Momster?
in-law?

>>24262648

>>24271652
As a very long time player of it, I can confirm with near 100% accuracy that the fanbase is full of a bunch of slack jaw faggots and coomers. Moon Guard is a great example of this.

>>24271986
Hey, she's an exarch!
She won't just sloppily drag you to bed after getting you drunk like a dwarf or just carry you off like an orc or troll.

>>24271994
Look at the size of those thigs.

>when you play a rock record backwards and it tries to flirt with you,

>>24271922
It is very important to never laugh or chuckle when traditional Kiki maidsong breaks into chirping, regardless of how drunk she is. Well, you can, but expect to have to make up for it in headpats.

>>24271784
>>24271795
Actually, what if you go even further beyond by giving that kind of loincloth outfit in the anubis picture the powers of a naked apron too by removing the back curtain?

>>24272036
>When you accidentally summon a Glam Metal Demon

>>24271993
>Gazer Momster?
Yeah.
>in-law?
I didn't consider that one, but that's a good question too. Gazer mom and Gazer mom-in-law should hopefully be able to get along, I don't know how multiple Gazers usually interact with each other.

>>24272031
such powerful center of balance

>>24272083
>I don't know how multiple Gazers usually interact with each other.
Going by the source material...not well...
Hell, depending on your interpretation, children could be exceptionally problematic.

Good thing I don't want any right now, so I can wait for her to try and convince me.

>>24271877
Imagine how annoying horns like that would make sleeping. You'd be tearing up your pillow.

Your waifu will never be this fabulous though

>>24272425
My waifu WILL be pregnant though.

>>24272425

>>24272425
Look at those ears!

>>24272036
>bored
>listen to songs backwards to see how they sound
>now have one of the backward songs stuck in my head

What are other settings with lots of monster waifu potential like WoW?

>>24271223
But that's a dog.

It was that time again. A week had passed since she enjoyed her last victim. For her, it was a simple process: lure a hapless man with her charm, take him back to her lair, restrain him with her inhuman strength, coil up around him, and devour the poor sod alive. Sometimes in the cases of extremely attractive victims, she'd indulge in a little pleasure-seeking first. Though there wasn't any love, it was in the name of lust and procreation. Nothing more, nothing less. And so, she set out again for her next meal.

She happened across a fairly average male. Not particularly strong, definitely not attractive either. For sure this would be an easy catch for her. And so, with her captivating voice laced with magic, she lured over the man completely enthralled by the beautiful song. As she escorted him back to her lair, she felt something...different. Her body was burning up with the heat of desire. She needed to breed. While she managed to suppress the urges on the short trip back, she couldn't hold it back any longer. It was strange indeed as she'd never felt aroused by such a plain man before. But whatever, it was time to do the deed. She embraced the man, and they copulated. And even more strangely, her physical hunger was somehow sated. She lost all desire to devour the man like she would always with her victims. Moreover, she had a different hunger taking her. The hunger for more of his seed. Yes, his seed, it was oddly sweet to the taste, irresistible even.

But now it was time to part ways with this man. She'd let him leave, and perhaps his tales of a beautiful maiden eager to pleasure her suitors would bring even more men to her lair, and she could feast on this now succulent substance. But, she couldn't bring herself to send him off. No. She felt a longing, a pain, at the mere thought of losing him. She wanted him. His taste. His smell. His feel. His smile. Everything about him, she wanted. She couldn't lose it. She wanted him at her side forever. Why should she give him this delectable treat she found and that SHE captured? Why should any other foul slut get to taste his sweet nectar of life? No, she had to keep him. She wasn't going to let him go. Never. He was hers from this point on. She wanted to protect his smile, enjoy his seed, and...his company.

TL;DR: New DL takes over just as a lamia is about to kill her prey. Sexy time ensues. Then "marriage".

>>24272425
at least my wife not a damn elf!

WoW but with monster girls

>>24272758
But it is full of them already

>>24272753
>elf
Excuse me but she's not just an elf. She's

Queen of Kalimdor
The Light of Lights
Empress of the Naga
Vision of Perfection
Glory of Our People
Daughter of the Moon
Flower of Life
Empress of Nazjatar
Ruler of the Naga
Light of a Thousand Moons
Light Beneath the Tides

>>24272787
But with no monsterboys

>>24272635
Touhou is obvious.

>>24272758
Overwatch but with monster girls

>>24272817
Oh that. Yeah could be better that way.

whats on your mind anon?

>>24272856
thinking about living next door to a manticore

>>24272810
She literally blue balled Cthulhu for 10,000 years and got TENTACLED for her trouble.

>>24272877
Don't remind me of the horrible current lore please.

>>24271223
that particular boat isn't a fox
but she IS one of my favorites, nonetheless

>>24272856
This has been a shit thread if you know nothing about what everyone is talking about.

>>24269778
Based and lightpilled

>>24272856
The usual, for once. I'm actually feeling a lot better. Once work gets out and I can give the world a smile. Can spell...what was it? Without...?

Ah, whatever! Got my waifu. Got my laifu. Gonna make the most of it!

>>24272992
What faggotry is this?

>>24272795
I love weird blue space goats

>>24272971
Agreed. WoW is like 40k in that everyone that's into takes it way too seriously, and the girls aren't even that great.

You cannot tell me that elfs, even space elves, are better than MG mainstays like Lamia, Harpy, Dragon, etc.

>>24272856
Flat chests. Loli hips. Loli ass. Loli thighs. Young monstergirls with sinful bodies in revealing outfits.

>>24273019
Yeah but they paint the satyrs blue and they're not wearing furry pants like the MGE winegoat

>>24273050
Blue's an upgrade but I don't mind the fuzzy legs.

>>24273050
I bet they don't even make good wine, either. Sad.

>>24273008
Why does this goat have a long, thick tail?
That is a tail, right :^)

>>24272856
Trying to get a job with groups that advertise their work as "entry level" yet come with 5-10+ years worth of requirements and watching my nation go to shit while only being able to keep my head out of the line of fire. All while wishing magic and demons are real and that they just put humanity in their rightful place. (under their hips)

>>24272856
Where do we go from here? Is there an afterlife? Or do I just cease to exist?


I mean I’m thinking about succubus tiddies.

>>24272686
The period before monsters becoming sexy women was common knowledge must have been an interesting time.
>female merchant hires a mercenary to protect her and her goods she wants to sell in another city
>people say there's a terrifying man-eating bear monster in the woods, the mercenary thinks he's good enough to handle it
>they're riding the carriage through the woods, everything is calm so far
>night comes
>he caught a glimpse of a tall silhouette with bear paws among the trees
>tells the merchant to hide with her wares
>she obliges and hides under some blankets
>"I know you've been following me, beast, craving human flesh. The only thing you shall taste tonight is cold stee- what? What is this?!"
>it doesn't take long for mercenary's screams of defeat to reach the merchant's ears
>then moans, then deafening silence
>she hears something searching through her wares
>the merchant is sweating like in the desert, thinking the beast must have smelled her and is about to devour her
>...
>she hears the beast stop and go away
>she peeks out after a long time, the sun is already up
>there is no trace of the mercenary
>not even a droplet of blood on the ground, his or the monster's
>...it does look like some liquid spilled on the ground nearby, but she has no idea what it is and there's no time to dwell on it
>the merchant eventually reaches her destination
>she checks on her goods, the monster might have taken or damaged something
>all the things are in perfect condition
>the only things missing are a bottle of mead and two wine glasses

>>24273256
>watching my nation go to shit while only being able to keep my head out of the line of fire
Turn off the telly. Didn't your parents teach you it'll rot your brain?

And those job requirements are just a suggestion. If you can wing it you'll be fine.

>>24272686
This is really cool, makes me wonder what this kind of situation would look/feel like from the guy’s perspective. Imagine the emotional whiplash of a guy who’s beaten, tortured, and imprisoned a demon. Only for that same demon to then nurses they’re wounds and genuinely want to shower them with happiness/love.

>>24272856
Orc tiddies and harpy ass.

>>24273304
I've been applying, worst anyone can say is no after all. I'm just hoping I can find something close to where I am now. A bit hotter then I would like, but it's a good distance from the nearest major city.

>>24272856
Draenei boobs because of this whole conversation.

>>24273256
>>24273304
It’s funny. I dropped mainstream and social media save for a chatroom of online friends and I’ve never been happier.
There’s fucking nothing happening here and nothing is different unless you look at the drivel telling you to live in fear.

>>24273019
I never got why there's so much porn out there about elves. They seem like normal human women but pointier ears. Is that really all there is to them?

>>24273256
>Trying to get a job with groups that advertise their work as "entry level" yet come with 5-10+ years worth of requirements
its a mad world

What would the MGE version of an owlbear be like?

>>24273399
The city I lived in got looted and joggered. Where I live now isn't so bad. A little out of the way to get anywhere, but it's a small price to pay.

>>24273448
You could always ask if they do on the job training. That's what happen to me when I apply for a CNC Machinist position.

>An ancient evil awakens