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Loli plants need love.

>>24248648
Thought it died there for a second

>>24248671
sorry but I'd rather have a tall flat sunflower girl instead

>>24248688
Those are good, too.

>>24248688
Here's your waifu anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

>>24248579
Do not trust unicorns, they just want to fuck you senseless. Go for a bicorn, they want you to be happy.

>>24248745
Bicorn is the only horse girl I'd go after.

Be sure to tell you momster you love her with your dick.

>>24248745
What if I have a harem of bicorns?

>>24248763
I would never do that. My dick can't talk.

Your monster wife/daughter/maid/owner/rapist (choose applicable) tells you she's horny, so you two head to the bedroom. As she undresses and lays on the bed, you pull out a pack of condoms. What's her reaction?

>>24248756
Same.
I don't really like the horse part all that much except that you can literally ride them. Bicorn is the only centaur girl that has any appeal for me beyond that.

>>24248781
There would be a 30 minutes process every time you're going to have sex of how should go first. As ever single one of them keep insisting that the others should go first.

>>24248802
>Lich
>Doesn't change her expression at all
>Just uses her magic to tear them into pieces and drag you to the bed.

>>24248744
why are plants bullying those innocent zombies

>>24248802
It'd have to be one of three possible reactions.
>A: She thinks its for some kind of fetish play to show off my virility
>B: Bursts into tears and ask where she went wrong raising me
or
>C: Pic related

Post a better cuddle monster. Protip: you can't

>>24248935

>>24248935
I'm gonna rub her belly.

>>24248802
She would know I'm into condomplay, and that the cum would end up inside her anyways.

>>24248802
Which monstergirls don't want to get pregnant? Asking for a friend.

>>24248802
>"Mastah, are you sure that will be enough?"

Somehow, the pack disappears while the two of us are distracted by fucking each other to exhaustion

>>24248952
I wanna cuddle with a naked Lilim or demon.
I wonder if they would respect that I only wanna cuddle naked right now and not try to have sex with me.

>>24248935
Consider this: sky cuddling

>>24248935
Can any mamono even possibly cuddle as well as a Dormouse?

>>24248745
>>24248802
>Bicorn-led harem
>Fuck each girl at least once with a condom each session
>At the end, spread Bicorn-chan's pussy open with a speculum and have each girl pour all of the condoms I filled with her inside, while Bicorn-chan holds my hand

>>24248836
because those zombies want to cuddle with her boyfriend

>>24249110
That's kinda weird but according to my boner, I'm into this kind of weird shit.

>>24249126
Zombies>Plants

>>24249184
I wholeheartedly disagree. I like most plantgirls. There are very few undead species I like, and zombies don't even rank on that list.

>>24248935
Easy

>>24249195
Hope you're plants can protect you

>>24249245
I'll admit I didn't think a sexy Undying was possible.

>>24248802
>Kikimora maid/wife
>starts hysterically crying upon seeing the condoms, keeps asking what did she do wrong to deserve such severe punishment
>"is it because I forgot to address mastah properly last week?"
>"or for yesterday's tea being one degree too cold?"
>"mastah please tell me, I want to be a good maid!"
>won't stop crying until I throw the rubber away
>takes the whole night of tender loving and five creampies to calm her down completely
>next day, the "how to spice up your sex life - monster girls edition" book I bought before goes straight to the garbage bin

>>24249245
Given I've fantasized many times about Yggdrasil, Tree of Life, and Gaokerena Dryads, I at least have some nice protection.

>>24249245
I already have a line of Peashooter girls try and get me zombies

>>24248802
My waifu doubles as the bedroom. She wouldn't put up a fight, and let me use the condom. However, when I cum, she doesn't let go of me, leglocking me in place with my dick stuck inside her. Her digestive fluids will naturally break down the condom, and the cum inside released.

I would never use a condom anyways.

>>24249297
I want a harem of undead and plants

>>24248802
She made them out of her own pslime. Of course we'd bring them!

>>24248744
>Plant girls and zombie girls keep fighting over who gets anon
>Anon is just indoors watching TV
>And then the zombies bring out their lich boss

>>24249138
>Angel-chan starts to see the speculum as a symbol of our collective love for Bicorn-chan
>Asks if we can use it on her
>Spreads her pussy open while each other girl's pussy gets full of my cum - even Bicorn-chan, for once
>Each one then, in turn, lets their pussy drool some of my cum into her while I kiss her
>This leads to the girls taking turns with the speculum, and Bicorn-chan thinking of new ways to submit

>>24249398
Imagine them getting impregnated that way.
They just keep dumping cum into her open pussy until she's pregnant.
Monster girls are lewd.

>>24248901
Fuck I love creepy dark yandere smiles
I want a possessive holst to look at me like this while I suckle on her tits

P'Orc Roast. As in comedy roast. From all the other MGs.

>>24249728
Creepy dark yandere smiles are great on every girl, even non-yandere ones.

>>24249756
>resting bitch face but it's yan face

>>24249728
I want a possessive Troll Christmas cake like if it was taken from a Regura doujinshi

>>24249768
>Lich with resting yan face
Truly terrifying and boner inducing.

>>24249768
A kiki or shog that gives you the usual stoic look when you look at her or she's doing housework but makes the yuno face while your back is turned

>>24249768
id feel bad for a bicorn with that

>>24249831
>she's doing housework but makes the yuno face while your back is turned
What a bad shog maid, She should know I find those types of faces attractive and want her to do it so I can see it.
Than again, I do like my shog maids really lewd in general.

I just wanna go on a romantic date with an extremely perverted demon or hellhound.
Where they want to just start having sex with me there and then but also want to make me happy and have a romantic date. And then they just keep having to fight their lewd instincts just so we can have a dinner or look at the stars while trying not to look at my dick.

>>24249728
What's this

Spikey dragon

What am I supposed to say when my maid asks if she has permission to rape me tonight

>>24250504
>Will break your neck if you look in her direction
What a bitch

>>24250530
If you say yes then it isn't rape so you have to say no. is your maid a sphinx because that sounds like a riddle

>>24250530
It's not rape if she's your maid. That goes both ways.

>>24250504
Just fireball her.

You know who would get along nicely? A salamander and a soldier beetle
think about it, the salamander could train with the beetle and use the beetles mentality of "winner gets first go with husband" to get better fights.

>>24250629
>pic says she dislikes thunder
>going to use fire magic
your logic is flawed

>>24250653
Use fireball and only fireball.
Nothing but fireball.
Just fireball.
Just. Fire. Ball.

>>24250672
But you're gonna go up agianst some hard counters as one spell can't solve everything

>>24250682
>one spell can't solve everything
Wrong.
The only spell you need to know is fireball. Any issue or encounter can be resolved with enough fireballs.
She might be able to take a hit or two, but with enough fireballs even she will fall.
Just fireball.

>>24250533
You just gotta pimpslap her to remind her who's boss. Then she flops around on her back like a flipped turtle where you proceed to pimpslap her some more till she learns her lesson. Then the dumb bitch thinks running off to the bedroom to sleep it off is somehow a good idea like I ain't gonna find her ass there to.

>>24250707
what about when you fight a fire elemental and the fire makes her stronger and also makes her tits bigger

>>24250504
I don't fear her
I fear her older sister RUINER

>>24250745
Not that anon but trust me on this, he knows his shit.
ALL you need is fireball. There is never a time where fireball is NOT the solution. There never has been and there never will be. If you run into a situation where fireball appears to not be the solution you are not applying fireball correctly or in correct quantities. If you are stopping to think on how to properly apply fireball you are failing to properly apply fireball. Fireball? Fireball.

>>24250745
>Dark mage angrily trying to teach anon magic
>"No anon. You can't just use fireball for everything! You need to learn and use different schools of magic to utilize their full potential in order to be able to use magic in order to resolve different situations"
>"Ha ha, fireball goes boom"

There's something about the full pic of this in particular
I've spilt gallon after gallon of semen for it and still go horny when I see those big soft luscious demon titties

>>24250852
And yet you didn't post a link to it.

>>24250783
>>24250849
how do you beat the fire elemental that just keeps getting stronger and thiccer

>>24250852
Fake lilims are shit

>>24250875
Fool that you are, thinking that getting her really thicc in order to fuck her isn't my plan.

>>24250875
You fireball the world's oceans to raise the humidity to lethal levels for her kind. Or use the kinetic force of intensely large fireballs fired like a machinegun to effectively explode her into her constituent atoms.
Or use fireballs to threaten a local populace until those water mage bitches get off their asses and their nerdy "medical research" shit or whatever it is they do all day come and fix the problem then you fireball them so you don't have to pay them.
Or I fireball her high school bully from fire elemental school and tell her the other fire elemental was talking some shit about her.
Fireball is ALWAYS the option, anon.

>>24250911
those all could and probably would fail

>>24250905
but she can easily unthiccen by pulling fire from herself to throw at you

>>24250919
Troubleshooting is also fireball oriented. If the populace play doesn't work you hold their children at fireball point until they comply. If the bully doesn't want to bully you find another bully and repeat the process until the bullied bully has been bullied enough to have enough angst to take it out on the fire elemental in question. If the oceans aren't enough do the ice caps, rivers, lakes, and seas. Hell, fireball a 99.9% ice comet out of orbit if you need more.

>>24249745
Roasting would be a complete shitshow when done to men. He may take it in stride, but his girlfriend/wife will be fucking livid or bawling her eyes out.

>>24251106
It depends on the man, anon. I've seen about half take it just fine because they understand the spirit of it but the other half cave somewhere between the start of the roast to possibly a year later because they have deep seated issues and anxieties they never learned to control so getting roasted on them is just a mental timebomb being set.
Coolest guy in school almost stabbed one of the roasters over it about 2 months later because a fair portion of his bit was jibes at his height (he was legitimately 5' flat at age 15) and it apparently just ate away at him because he went into that weird headspace where every mild buddy joke or bit of laughter not even related to him but occurring from chicks HAD to be related to his height somehow. He was more on edge and defensive leading up to it than the meathead varsity QB that was on legitimate roids at the time.

>>24251106
>Monster girl comedian roasted her male guest
>Huge controversy
>He says it's fine
>Monster girls on monster-twitter keep sending abuse saying that it's never okay to do that to a man
>People send her Apophis venom bags
>Countless monster girls keep white-knighting him
>More than a few videos of monster girls saying this abuse of men needs to end
>Now even random monster girls keep white-knighting you due to this since "they're one of the good ones"
>You just wanna stream and post memes

>>24251308
if I marry the funny girl will she stop being abused

>>24251323
You don't have to marry your abusers anon!
Just send nudes to the lizardgirl who has spent 8 hours defending your honor on twitter.

>>24251323
God no. That's just you under the influence of Battered Husband Syndrome.
Not only were you publicly abused but now theres all sorts of who knows what happening to you behind closed doors.
They can't let that happen and they can't let the abuser win like that cause it will just encourage others to do the same. You have to cancel that behavior before it can take off, anon.

>>24251379
>>24251368
I'm gonna marry her then do a husband and wife roast of people that private messaged us

>>24251421
That just confirms their toxicity spreads. Not only did they abuse you, they took you home to abuse you there, where it was so constant and intense you yourself became an abuser. Not only does that make her an abuser it makes her a groomer. That's at least 2 ruined careers worth of negative publicity and public outcry against her.

This conversation is dumb and you're dumb. The only roast MGs care for is a doppelganger potion spitroast.

I wanna hug a dhampir so she can bury her face in my neck

>Telling your troll wife that she stinks bad
>Telling your troll wife that you love her stink
>Immediately surprising her with a kiss and huffing her scent as much as possible
>Pushing her down and breeding her right on the spot
>Taking extra care to show her large hands some extra attention
>Spending all day with your bodies smashed together in a loving embrace

So how does a slime bath work with a shog do i bathe in purple "water" or what

>>24248648
i'd impregnate that cat

>>24251912
Climb into shog bath. Her little, shog, slime scrubbers clean dirt and grease from your body which then gets filtered away from you. Oh, and it's extremely erotic and sexual. You may ejaculate a couple times, but don't worry. She'll absorb that too

>>24251966
Not him, but I'll just go with a tentacle bath. Seems a bit more fun.

>>24251912
would a shog bath repair my nerve damage?

>>24251912
it's not actually a bath what happens is when you wake up and get out of bed you walk right through your maid and when you pop out her back you are cleaned and dressed in a suit

>>24252108
Shoggy wouldn't deny you a relaxing bath with nice smell that she claims is bath salts.

>>24252130
that's for when you get home

>>24248935
Underrated snuggle monster

>>24252238
>Ratas who attempt to take a photo of the Ice Queen's smiling face all end up being ice statues in her palace

>>24252344
>anon absconded off with a rata statue and thaws her for molesting

>>24252344
My tongue might get stuck to one

>>24251303
>haha let me plant a psychological seed in you that will eat at your insecurities and turn into a demon you can never defeat
>hehe let me do it infront of everyone because it's just a roast bro
>haha why did you just stab me man?

Roasts are pretty evil man. Ridicule is something you can use to topple regimes I always found roasts kinda overkill. Never been roasted myself thankfully.

>>24252238
I have a thing for cold women that are truly kind and gentle deep inside.

>>24252615
>Nurse Anubis log
>Patient arrived with tongue stuck to ice block with Ratatoskr inside, cannot disengage
>Hot water did not melt the ice, heaters and hair dryers had no effect
>This must be the work of Ice Queen magic
>Diagnosis: Nurse Yeti hugs the ice 3 times a day until Ratatoskr is thawed, patient gets hot tea and hot meals once tongue is disengaged, Nurse Yeti will continue hug treatment on freed Ratatoskr until trembles are gone

I still say druella would make the perfect fighting game boss

>>24250585
Sphinx maids sound like the worst maids to have, at least as far as actual cleaning goes.
They’re just gonna laze around all day and only actually perform maid duties when it’s sexy or to tease you.

>>24252723
Thank goodness for nurse anubis's calm demeanor letting patients know things will be fine.

>>24252854
How have I not noticed the thing she's hover-holding?

Would it feel good...on my skin...in places?

>>24252854
If MGE ever did a fighting game, the story mode at the very least would have to be done like the first fatal fury.
where you get to choose between several male protags gouing up agianst monster girls
the verses mode would let you play as anyone

>>24252864
but if I get her riddles right she cleans

>>24252723
I once got my tongue stuck to a frozen metal pole like A Christmas Story now the tip of my tongue is a bit flat from when I jerked my head back cause I panicked

>>24248648
I wanna fuck Bastet so badly.

>>24252898
...your dick with her mouth because getting her riddles right turns her into a desperately horny cat.

>>24252917
brown cats are for breeding

>>24252895
So what would be the reason to fight though?
Save a human GF before she turned? gain fame by deafeating the lilim? just fucking druella?

>>24252917
Do you?

https://i.imgur.com/I7awIPU.jpg

>>24252989
Absolutely

>>24252917
>>24252947
Beware her guards, though.
They’re big, intimidating and, unlike their Queen, have absolutely ZERO sense of humor.

>>24252931
yeah but after that she promises to clean she said so

>>24252041
If you take it as a suppository, it could even cure paralysis of the legs.

>>24253076
If that's one of Bastet's guards in the picture, Bastet won't have to deal with my presence at all, I want to breed this guard.

>>24252915
that cant be fucking real, I bet icy monster girls would love to hear that story

>>24252917
Isnt she a cait sith?

>>24253120
See, they’re doing their job already!

>>24253210
No, but those are present in her kingdom as it is a haven for all of catkind.

>>24252895
>the finger-destroying button masher that is the arm-wrestling minigame, now featuring an ogre

Yandere Bunyip
Like a fluffy shirohebi but too socially awkward to act on it

>>24252961
The protagonist's father was kidnapped, raped, and imprisoned by a super-rich weeaboo lilem when he was a kid and was orphaned. He goes to the tournament to get revenge against her on his father's behalf alongside his brother and their muay thai master best friend.

>>24253210
She's just a goddess of cats, cat kingdoms have every type of cat monster girl imaginable.

>>24253306
someone posted a story a bit like that last thread but not exactly like what you said

>>24253387
Link? I forgot to read it.

>>24253406
>>24231933

So if Bastet is a thing, does that mean there are others? Like for example Amaterasu?

>>24250504
>Extinction Dragon
>'Eater of Elders'
>Literal tutorial elder dragon
>Gets btfo by other elder dragons constantly except for that one time the hunter injured Shara Ishvalda to near-death
What a meme

>>24253788
Its not THAT bad
but AT nerg was the fight we should have had

>>24253548
>out of an exam
>after hours
>lunch
Timeline broken, Immersion lost

Unagi for dinner tonight!

>>24253548
Pretty nice and fluffy.
Wish you didn't lean so far into the chan-speak that it reads like a braindead green, but pretty nice anyway.

Mmmm...fluffy....

>>24254200
Damn mofu addicts

>>24253788
I think its more on the basis of chewing on zora
theres also kirin, but rajaang can also fuck up kirin so its not special

when you think of cunny what species do you think of?

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' fight cows

>>24254200
Addendum to my review.

Damn, that was a good scene at the end, what with the kissing and the coiling and the handjob.

>>24253370
i'm gonna rule the cat kingdom with my mastery over cats

>>24254551
Be careful. Going pspspspsps will get you cursed.

being raped by wolfus for so long that you can't stand without assistance so they nurse you back to health with their breast milk

>>24254569
Speaking from personal experience, wolf milk is foul tasting

>>24254568
i use a different noise so all clear

>>24254580
but what about mamono milk?

>>24252854
Why's her skin the wrong color

Meet your party healers

>>24254682
sorry only taking dps and tanks

>>24254682
The sisters of midwich?

>>24254682
>hebi triplets
can a man survive such a thing? They'd better be good at healing since he's going to be torn limb from limb in their jealous feuds

>>24254682
But I want to be the healer.

>>24254793
>>24254682
On one hand you get torn apart by 3 jealous wives
on the other hand Snake mating ball

>>24254682
Glad you girls made it. Gonna raid the Order's restricted archives. Our ranger bailed and my kit isn't the best for infiltration, so we'll be fighting our way out.

>>24254682
Why do I need 3 healers? I'm only 1 tank.

>>24254382
Life would be so much better if I had a strong Mino momster I could tell "I love you, mommy" while hugging her.

>>24254682
Big tails and big hats for big magic

>>24254682
Is that Jarate in a pouch or lemonade Capri-Sun?

>>24255092
considering it's all hooked up into their claws it's meant to be introduced into the bloodstream

>>24255290
>Medical injection via claws from three big snake sisters coiled around me
You're making me nervous

Is it normal that after getting protected by a Hellhound, my instincts to breed wake up and I want to have babies with her?

>>24254090
godiwishthatwasme.jpg

>>24253745
Most likely, especially since Zipangu exists.

>>24253076
But I want to breed with the guards.

What girls are best at picking up on how when I shiver and squirm away at their touch, it's only because I'm nervous having not felt the touch of another in a long time, and I want them to be a bit more forceful?

Till I know it's okay to love and be loved in return?

>>24255552
Jinkos are stated to note subtle body changes like breathing, temperature, etc. So they are prime monstergirls to know that you really want to do it with them. Also Fallen Angels given then can literally read your mind.

>>24255290
It’s Jarate then isn’t it? Piece of piss.

>>24255552
Go for high-contact girls. The constant touching will get you used to it. Hell, may even swing in the other direction, and it'll feel weird not making contact with her.

So go for lamias, plant girls, sandworms, slimes, shoggoths,

>>24255622
>can literally read your mind
I've heard rumors Succubi can do the same, reading dreams and memories.
Pretty sure it was implied Deruella pulled that on the Fallen Maidens, too.

Kinda scared of that. Trust should be built up over time so I can reveal these things when I'm ready. This is more like literally stealing my heart.

>>24248648

>>24255689
>500x282
How about you post a better quality pic

>>24255661
>Pretty sure it was implied Deruella pulled that on the Fallen Maidens

She is a Lilim, so don't count on your average Succ to know that.

If not, as I said, Jinkos, they can notice subtle body changes and can know what you want, it is stated they do so when they awaken "as a female" (got a husband) but I think they can still generally know a guy is attracted to them and act accordingly. Or go for a Yeti, its all solved with hugs, literally. A Wurm is also an excellent choice too.

>>24255719
Gazer won't fail to pick up on subtleties

What's the best way for a girl to hug?
Combine as necessary/applicable
>Beneath your arms
>Trapping your arms at the side
>Nuzzling into your chest
>Nuzzling into your shoulder
>Smothering you with their breasts
>Hands rubbing along your back
>Hands moving through your hair
>Cheek rubbing against your own

Happy International Day of Latex anons!

ah yes lolis
yeah hahahahah ddaaaaaaaaaamn

>>24256030
>Smothering you with her breasts
>Hand rubbing along your back
>Other hand moving through your hair
Give me a Jinko hugging me like this and I'll be happy.

>>24256054
There's a day for everything now.

>>24248648

>>24256030
You forgot some
>Coiling their body around you
>Wrapping you in their wings

>>24256133
>Girls that can do both
Where are they?

>>24256030

>>24256030
>>24256068
>>24256133
>>24256176
>My waifu knows I'm weak to physical affection
>Gives me a big hug
>Makes me experience thousands of hugs at once
>All doing slightly different movements
>Overloads me on hugging
>I cum just from hugging
>She keeps hugging till I've calmed down from the sensation of all the hugging
>And finally remember to hug her back
I'm in the mood for some lewd hugs today

>>24256141
Mutations or hybrids

>>24256237
This is Yeti pornography

>>24256291
And yet strangely I find them lackluster girls that I really can't say I want a hug from. Ice Queen even seems like she gives better hugs.

>>24256030
Pounce to put me on my back, full-body hug with face rubbing.
My waifu is canine-type.

>>24256492
Ice Queens go years without a man making it to her ice palace, that's a lot of pent up hugs for one woman to let out

>>24256287
>Wurm with wings

Alright, that is just unfair.

What would make a Hellhound angrily call her husband a slut, slap him across the face and rape him until he passes out.

>>24256492
Funny, because although Yetis aren’t exactly prominent on my MG rankings, if fate said “nah forget all that waifu business” and I ended up with one instead, I think I’d be perfectly happy.
They’re just good girls.

>>24256858
It's fine. I like getting hugs from Kuu girls
Also Tsundere with a kuu side

>>24256926
Finds out he’s been gamer guying on streaming websites.

>>24256945
>anon raped on stream

>>24256945
What if the wife is a Jinko instead?

>>24256958
>viewcount increases 10-fold
>horny monster girls record the rape and share it commenting "this is the hottest thing ever"

>>24256994
Probably the same thing except with no warning and she keeps a stone-faced expression on the whole time.
And where a Hellhound might taunt at the camera after the fact, a Jinko would just glare daggers to the viewers.

>>24257041
So a i guess Shirohebi incinerates the camera?
Or any lamia really.

>>24256945
>be popular gamer guy
>brag about being a chieftain to a tribe of p'orcers
>all 100% true
>desperate monster girl, nerd viewers still get wet at the thought of you plundering their pussies and stealing their virginities

>>24257041
And a Minotaur?

>>24257075
Most Lamias would, yes.
Shirohebi would incinerate the residence’s data cables.

Oh no! The local yokai are in heat!

>>24257114
A Minotaur would likely barge into the room mid-stream declaring that it’s Fuck O’ Clock, moo-snu her husband silly right where he’s sitting, then 50/50 collapse on top of him and fall asleep or get up, stretch, and leave husband to recover.
At no point before, during, or after any of this would she be aware that there was any streaming involved.

>>24257075
A Lamia would just break the camera, the rape wouldnt be seen, the last scene would be a tail swipe smashing the camera.

A Shihorebi would have the guy being called by her, the guy would say cheerfully "Im coming back soon", shouting and crying would be heard and then the guy would come back with a scared face while the Shihorebi would be seen in the back arms crossed and the gamer guy saying he has decided to stop streaming.

I can do a reaction for each of your waifus if you want anons until I get tired.

>>24257150
That just sounds like an excuse for more sex!

>>24257180
Then the waifunets would laugh at him for getting owned, and the next stream would be the Minotaur shouting at the camera, stating they better stop or "CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!", causing further laughing.

>>24257196
>I can do a reaction for each of your waifus if you want anons until I get tired.
I pick Amazoness.

>>24257196
Gremlin plz

>>24257150
Good

>>24257196
>I can do a reaction for each of your waifus if you want anons until I get tired.
a kiki?

>>24257196
Yeti please

>>24257196
Do one for an Inari.

>>24257267

Midstream anon is lifted by his wife and unceremoniously dropped down.
>I go out, hunt for you, fight for you and you are here slutting around?! You want to be a slut? Fine, I will treat you like one!

She publicly rapes him on camera making to make it clear he belongs to her. She allows her to continue, but only if she also appears in the videos and rape him on camera each time.

>>24257196
>Demon
Anon has violated the NAP now his rights are forfeit.

>>24257317
She installs a virus on his computer that blocks his camera or just automatically shuts down his device each time he streams. Everything he does is now directly streamed to her device and he must send lots of nudes and lewds for her to unblock his device.

>>24257430
>She allows him to continue, but only if she also appears in the videos and rape him on camera each time.
If the viewer numbers don't go down, there's no downside.

>>24257364
Kiki enters the room with a tray with food.
>Mastah, can you come over please?
She taps him with a spoon in his tryping hand.
>Mast-er.

He comes back crying to the stream announcing that he is cancelling the channel from that day on.

>>24257196
H'orc and P'orc

>>24257196
Lich?

>>24257410

The Inari walks gently to the streaming room. Her tails raised and pointing to him, but otherwise smiling and talking to him gently.
>Oh so it is true. I am so happy for you! I am glad you are independent and you do what I like.

A chill goes through his spine.
>Really? I mean, if you are not okay with this we can talk it.
>Nonsense, of course you can! I want you to continue doing what you like, you have my support.
She goes right to his ear and bites him playfully. Yet he hears as if she is talking to him.
>Of course it is natural that at times I will get.... JEALOUS.

The next day he uploads a video stating that even though his wife supports him, he thought this over and he just loves his wife so much he thinks it is unfair for her and that he will stop streaming, completely out of his own free will and choice.

>>24257150
Where's that miko when you need her?

>>24257575
>Her tails raised and pointing to him
This is a very dangerous situation, the poor man was a single wrong move away from getting enveloped in a mofu-ball.

>>24257452
She does nothing and doesn't even brings up the subject. His dick just stops working on camera. Per the contract the demon has full control over his body after all. He never dares to ask her.

>>24257107
I don't stream but I can see local monster girls keeping an eye on me as I do daily runs and its only a matter of time till one of them gets aggressive.

>>24257586
She’s busy.

>>24257616
Remember that if you enter Zipangu to have all your papers in order. They are based on Imperial Japan and are very xenophobic to gaijins. There are rumors that if you don't have your papers those stern looking Inari border guards will escort you into a building and in there is a room called the "Mofu Room". After exiting the dirty gaijins will have signed a contract giving up all his rights to the Inari, who will raise him into being a proper Zipanguese man and forget those dirty foreign customs. Don't try to escape, these are warrior Inaris.

>>24257684
>Warrior Foxes
Just threaten their mofu with Gum

>>24257716
Kitsune mofu is magical in nature and thus repels materials that would marr their beauty.
Why do you think you always see them seductively posing in hot springs without their tails getting drenched?

>>24257684
Try as they might I'll never let them break me!

>>24257806
>Quote from man featured in “Mofu Instant Losses Vol. 4”

>>24257542
If they are subdued:
They beg him to let them participate in the videos.

If they are not:
They just gang rape him right there and then. Then he just stops streaming, no explanation given.

>>24257567
The thoting channel gets taken over by the Lich and becomes "Learning science with"

With tutorials and experiments you can do with your husband. Also each week a poll is done in which experiment the audience wants to be done with you and she does it. The channel popularity grows X1000.

>>24257488
>If the viewer numbers don't go down, there's no downside.

It does now that all the money goes to her. You can't allow those weak silly men to have their own income after all. They have to live off only on their wife's allowance.

>>24257150
Yukari save meeeee.

Can someone post the Trolls that daAxem drew last week?

>>24257877
It's still not a downside, it's not like I would be buying anything behind her back.
>>24257938
I only saw the one on his Twitter. Are there more?
https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1270542105723596800

>>24257912
Yukari’s office hours are 2-5 PM on Thursdays. Please call back later.

I'd want to do something fun and comfy instead with a modern day monstergirl.

Like have mischievous a loli demon or dark mage gf who sends lewd pictures of herself, and sometimes sends horny texts even from class asking she can come over after school.

>>24257196
sahu

what if I don't want my daughteru in a relationship with some disgusting pervert?

>>24258126
Bone down on herself you silly pipe-hitter.

>>24258126
Fuck her yourself

>>24258141
>>24258148
that's incest

>>24258141
>>24258148
Absolutely halal

>>24258180
So?

>>24258141
>>24258148
Wrong answer, reread his question.

>>24258205
You think her pupils do that dilation thing and become large circles once she sees a lonely wanderer in Wonderland and is ready to pounce

>>24257984
Oh bother.

>>24258219
At minimum there would be some rump wiggling.

>>24258205
Brutal

How does family life with troublemakers like Hounds or Manticores work, do they calm down once they get daughters? if you make pups with them and they start destroying the house will the mom be happy or upset with them? And more importantly if i'm adamant about not fucking my daughters and growing them into suitable adults will there be any problems with that?

>>24258205
I don't get it

>>24257982
Only other one I think he drew was this one too

>>24258190
it's wrong and I don't think daughterus wouldn't be into their dads

>>24258289
>I don't think daughterus wouldn't be into their dads
Man, you have no idea.

>>24258126
You either fuck her yourself or swallow it up. I mean we expect monster girls to like US, so its not like we have any right to expect our daughterus to be selective.

>>24258289
Usagidrop.jpg

>>24258256
They don’t really lose any sexual aggression, but it may become a bit less outright physical force and more “aggressive seduction.” Unless they go too long without more kids on the way, in which case you can expect them to get rapey again.
They’re certainly not going to let kids tear the place up unpunished, but they’ll handle any disciplining themselves; you probably won’t be expected to do much in that regard.

You only have to worry about daughteru dickings if you don’t let them explore or socialize on their own. Given their attitudes, they’re arguably LESS at risk for this than most species.

>>24258306
>I mean we expect monster girls to like US
I don't. If I somehow get a daughteru, I'll try my best to make her have better self-esteem than her mom.

You've ignored them for the last time anon, now you'll love them by force if necessary!

>>24258126
This is where a good social life or at least having a dedicated group of friends help out. You hang out with them and they get to know each other giving your daughteru the childhood friend route.

>>24258313
she wants to have a child with him because they're not related.

>>24258450
oh that souns a lot nice. I wish I knew how to be more social

>>24258440
Oh no!? Now I'll be taken captive and kept as a cabin boy!

>>24258313
Aren’t they more like cousins?

>>24258440
I’m sorry I’m already pirating for Captain Shortstacks, you’ll have to go the next island chain over to find guys not in her crew.

Nothing says good dinner like French toast and bacon.
What monster girl understands the superiority of breakfast for dinner?

What if you want hot Dark Elf S&M action but don't want to dick your daughter?

>>24258477
Well that's too damn bad anon!

>>24258602
nice horns and eyes

>>24258583
Childhood friends. Find a human family and become friends with them. If they have a son then your daughteru is set, everyone who thinks the childhood friend route is a losing route watches too much anime.

>>24258471
As I remember they are not related at all, her mother got pregnant by a random chad at a random party and dumped kid to mc's grandad

>>24257196
My pslime nun and pshog wives.

>>24258616
Good answer, how would you get the waifu to accept this?

>>24257196
Crow Tengu.

>>24258657
Well it depends on how you fell about incest, if you abhor it, and tell your wife, she’ll be on board for the childhood friend plan.

>>24258657
show her how cute their playdates are

dark elves are for _______

>>24258616
>human families letting their sons anywhere close femdom bitch species

>>24258738
Oyakodon.

>>24258738
Rewarding me for making sandwiches. Sexy rewards.

>>24258738
Excess meat

>>24258692
>>24258696
Those sound like good plans.

>>24248648

>>24258738
Bitching at my insurance company so I don't have to and hot kinky sex.

>>24248648

Does MGC have special clinics for human women who want to be monsterized?

>>24258583
Get a Pharaoh into S&M.

>>24258347
That is kinda hypocritical is it not? If all fathers of monstergirls did what, what hope would we have?

>>24248990
None

>>24258852
>getting another waifu into S&M

>>24259025
Just get a Pharaoh instead of a Dark Elf.

>>24258616
When do your childhood friend Dark elf's S&M instincts kick in?

>>24259036
>instead of
>throwing away the waifu
Walk like an Egyptian into the garbage.

>>24259038
Remind her

>>24257196
Shoggoth?

>>24259120
MAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>24259120
>The camera is you Shogg
>The controllers are your Shogg
>And so are all your viewers

>>24259198
>Viewers demand you strip

>>24259198
Imagine the thirsty comments in chat

This is from a tabletop game that released today. Figured it would fit in here. I can post all ten designs if folks want. Didn't want to image spam.

>>24259265
>shogg argues with herself
>seethes if she sees master next to a woman, even if it’s herself

>>24259038
>have childhood friend dark elf
>one day you two are playing tag and running around the backyard
>she gets a good tag on you and you trip over yourself tumbling over a couple of times and scraping your knee
>it was then your childhood friend became your childhood bully

>>24259280
Could always post them in a catbox gallery, that's a nice design.

headpats?

>>24257408
imagine her walking into the room saying this, and giving you an around-the-chair-back hug
>Ano~n, what are you doing up at such a late hour? You should be having your midday cuddlenap with me, instead of this, uh.. What's this, DTA 2? Are you winning, darling? How high is your rank? Four-kay em-em-ar, huh, that's quite a lot.... Can i try playing with you?
before you can answer, she dashes away into her room to bring her laptop, and a small table, back into the stream room. After this she sits in your lap (facing towards you), puts the laptop behind you on the small table, launches the game and pesters you with "join the party" requests until you inevitably give in
She's actually quite good at the game, and you two make a great team together, with good banter to boot, so the stream is never boring. But, seeing as you have a wife, and the kinkiest thing you ever do is play "one death = take off one clothing item" every weekend, the beta orbiter monstergirls slowly fade away from stream chat and viewers, seeking another gamer guy to simp for.
then she starts getting you into high-skill 1vs1 game genres instead of the usual team vs team moba trash, and that is where things really get going for you two. but alas, it's a story for another anon to tell.

>>24259323
>gets a bondage fetish when she bandages you

>>24259354
>pic
Yeah, that's more or less how a marriage with a jubjub wife would be

>>24257196
>Hellhound gf finds out you’re a streamer
>is really cool with the idea of you playing video games to make money
>also tell you that she’s gonna be guest starring in most of the episodes too
>this is shaping up to be a real awesome setup
>first stream with your gf and you two play some fighting games
>she mops the floor with you and starts to get a little handsy while teasing you
>you tell her to wait after the stream for some sexy times
>she then rips your shorts down and tells you that she “doesn’t mind an audience” as she starts to jerk your off

>>24259364
>"accidentally" uses too much wrap so that you are tied up

Moon rabbits are absolutely useless, they're good only for their sex appeal.

>>24259323
>childhood bully becomes middle school bully
>other Oni girl sees you get picked on and decides to pick on you too
>takes your lunch money and dumps you in the trash bin
>when dark elf bully hears about this she goes silent and starts tapping on her phone
>she leaves school early and you don’t hear from her the rest of the day
>you see her the next day with a bandage on her cheek and a black eye
>she hands you a wad of cash and tells you that Oni girl won’t be messing with you ever again
>but then she swipes the cash back and makes you skip school with her to go get food and play at the arcade

>>24259442
>Moon Rabbits
So just rabbits with Zero G tits?

>>24252628
I realize it's been hours but I was busy.
The point of roasts is that its light hearted fucking around with buddies. Because it's your buddies its inherently implied they don't actually mean anything by it and the expectation is you don't act like a child over it because of that and that it's welcome for you to roast back.
Like rough housing with your pals no actual harm is meant so going full retard and decking someone because they gave you a dead arm isn't acceptable and a wild overreaction.

>>24259464
Purple hair.

>>24259354
That just looks uncomfortable.

New waifu picture

Bigger version: https://files.catbox.moe/xawl62.png

>>24259496
BIG.

Did you draw this or commission it?

>>24259442

>>24259280
Mindflayer is still the best design in MATE by a mile.

>>24248648

rub rub the jub jub

If I tell a Dark Elf that I like white skin, will hers turn white?

>>24259623
Bangu Bangu the Tengu.

>>24259635
No, she'll just whip your ass till Stockholm Syndrome takes place and your poor tastes change.

>>24259551
I'm a fan of the anglerfish design, personally. I also desperately want to play it with someone

>>24259659
I'm biased as fuck but I really enjoy the setting as well.

do you like small chests?

Would you a Wolf Tengu?

I only come to /jp/ and 4channel for the monster girl thread

>>24259659
post it

>>24259280
she looks very pointy

>hire black harpy prostitute
>take her back your place
>fuck
>she keeps making offers that're too good to pass up if you let her stay the night
>more fucking
>morning rolls around
>asks if she can stay, that she'll be your girlfriend
>"I'd love to date you, even marry you, but I only date used, working whores."
>"You gotta promise to keep working, bringing in those slut bucks, if you wanna be mine"

>>24259688
>but I only date used, working whores."
Soiled it, good until this point. I wish more monster girls got "prostitute" comics like this or even individual pictures though.

>>24259688
should i watch Ishuzoku Reviewers?

>>24259688
Fucking disgusting

>>24259735
Want a laugh, some softcore monster girl porn and you're able to separate MGE preferences from a bit of harmless fun? Go for it.

>>24259775
>you're able to separate MGE preferences from a bit of harmless fun?
wat

>>24259727
You can always get your wife to roleplay as a whore.

>>24259790
that would be worse cause that would make her a phony ,a big fat phony .

>>24259786
Basically if you're not the type to try apply mge rules to everything monster girl related and you'll get mad if it doesn't follow them.

>>24259786
He's saying if you're willing to separate MGE's desire to solely sell virgin girls until marriage with no possibility of past or multiple partners, break ups, and moving ons etc like real life has from the show which actively sells the monster girls as whores who see multiple men as a course of their daily lives then its a good time. If you can't get past that premise you'll probably hate it.

>>24259851
Its rude to call your wife fat.

>>24259688
Hahaha black harpies are prostitutes, simply epic bro!!

I hate this stupid fucking meme with a passion.

>>24259669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaqbdYaR6uo&t

>>24259851
It's not. You're paying for for sex She returns it after you're done. She has plenty of experience in pleasuring men and can make you cum easily After all, she's already done it with you plenty of times. She also looks so amazing hot in her outfit Because she looks great in anything.

>>24248648

>>24259872
>meme
They're actively sold as the southside youths of MGE who live like trailer park whores, anon.

>>24259679
Forgive the phone screenshot, I don't have access to my computer at the moment.

>When an mg tries to get you drunk only to learn you're a cuddly drunk.
She expected fugs, she got only hugs.

>>24259521
I drew it

minotaur got some more
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82358814

>>24256141
Didn’t Crab-kun make a lamia like this?

>>24259982
god sex is gross

>>24257984
What time zone?

>>24259975
You got a whole lot better really fast, thought it was you but I had to ask because the improvement has been so rapid. Those pencil and paper drawings don't seem all that long ago.

Nicely done, drawfriend.

>>24259982
Great stuff, love to see minotaur getting appreciated. One step closer to the front of the queue for me too.

>>24259930
Not bad.

>>24248648

>>24260060
Thanks

why does KC creating shading for the profile girl art with pink/purple?

>>24257150
This is fine.

>>24260233
this fox mocks me with her asymmetrical legwear

>>24259280
Link to the website?

>>24259975
Great job, she seems imposing!

>>24260199

>>24260199
What?

>>24260199
it looks good

>>24259496
You are such a shameless protectionfag, aren't you?

>>24260199
Goes well with the color schemes he uses while also making the stuff seem more soft and easy on the eyes

>>24259669

>>24259496
How can I get a Hellhound waifu this big?!

>>24260389
needs more monster

>>24260399
Juice

>>24260384
I live every moment of every day in unimaginable pain followed by brief moments of less pain.

>>24260424
I assume its.... rape pain, right?

>>24260399
Travel to the forgotten reaches of Hell where the Demons themselves haven't ventured in centuries.

>>24257196
Pharoah If you're still there

>>24260424
"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."
-Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Essays on Mind and Matter"

>>24257196
Kej please

>>24260424
Im sorry to hear that anon, your waifu will keep you safe and make the pain go away. I am also a hopeless protectionfag too so no shame in that, I said it in good mood.

>anon decides to get into streaming his fav games
>one day, he commits the mistake of revealing hes both a virgin and single
>now 80% of his stream comments devoled into:
>simp mgs detailing all the things the’ll do just so they can marry anon
>’nice girl’ mgs saying how they’re “not like other girls” and how they “wont play with his feelings and cheat on him like those disgusting human girls
>there’s also that one kiki commenting on how messy anon’s room is, and offering herself to clean all of his house for free every day if he agrees to marry her

What's the most powerful fox I could reasonably get married too?

>>24260560
Marry a 1 tailed Inari and sex her up to 9 tails.

Rapehound vs Rapetiger

>>24260560

>>24260569
But that would take decades! Which is actually a good thing.

>>24260579
Rapetigerhound

>>24260323
Thanks
>>24260384
Yeah

>>24260569
Sounds like a good plan.

>>24260586
>But that would take decades

Not in the Pandemonium. Also you can get Incubized by her and then sex each other and train to become stronger the both of you, so each time more energy is put in which accelerate the process. Or just walk to a Lilim and ask her for a 9 tailed transformation, she should be happy to do so.

>>24258852
>Get fake elf ears and tie them to your Pharaoh
>Paint over her skin cracks with brown paint
>Bring her to a cave and pretend she's a dark elf
And 101 other funny pranks to play on your monstergirls

>>24260560
>get married too
>married
>not enslaved and eviscerated
A normal fucking fox.
Seriously, stay away from those girls. They'll rip out your heart, and your liver, and eat it in front of you. After draining your bank accounts first, of course. Never trust foxes. They're like cats toying with their prey, excpet unlike cats, they love watching you bleed yourself dry for them.

Do. Not. Trust. Foxes.

>>24260358
why does KC add pink/purple color when shading characters

>>24260614
but tail is floofy lol

>>24260474
That sounds very dangerous, I am going to need a very big and strong girl to protect me down there.

>>24260614
>Do. Not. Trust. Korean. Foxes.
Fixed.

>>24260614
So what's the downside?

>>24259688
Mge prostitutes would be the equivalent of jannies. Just imagine the constant strings of
>she does it for cash
from all the rapists/seductresses who get their dicks comped.

>>24260424
Im sorry to hear that anon. I am also a hopeless protectionfag too so no shame in that, I said it in good mood.

>>24260642
Well, that's why you don't see a lot of people with Hellhounds that hueg.
People who can safely travel there don't have much reason to do so.

what's your opinion on having sex with your waifu in public where lots of people are watching you two fuck?