[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 85 KB, 508x480, episodefoursummary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424305 No.2424305 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.2424307

episode four spoilers

>> No.2424320 [SPOILER] 
File: 180 KB, 577x480, gap_akuwaraia5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424320

>> No.2424320,1 [INTERNAL] 

>episodefoursummary
Wrong.
That's from the animay.

>> No.2424325 [SPOILER] 
File: 940 KB, 640x480, 1239242225329.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424325

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2424325,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2424320
Fuck off, eyesore.

>> No.2424342
File: 376 KB, 900x600, 1239416283243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424342

>>2424320

Buy your clothes at the Gaap.

>> No.2424360

>>2424342

Suddenly, I want to have sex with them all.

>> No.2424392

>>2424360
You motherfucker.

>> No.2424413 [SPOILER] 
File: 422 KB, 1200x762, umineko_georgexgaap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424413

Is there a gaapxgeorge thing on pixiv?

Can't wait for the rest of ep4 to be translated. It's going to destroy the world of /jp/ with awesomeness.

>> No.2424419
File: 921 KB, 1407x1000, umineko_mothers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424419

>>2424392
Well, this picture made me want to sleep with Eva for the first time.

>> No.2424422 [SPOILER] 
File: 98 KB, 512x384, goodbyeange.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424422

Come back, onii-chan! Don't leave me alone!!

Wha... who... who are you...?

It's me, Ange...! Nobody came back to me! Not my father, my mother, or my brother!! I was so lonely! Please, come back...!

Ange... so you were Ange...

Yes, it's Ange!! The Ushiromiya Ange of the world where nobody returned!! Nobody returned from that day in Rokkenjima!! That witch before you took my family, took my brother away! You're the only one who can defeat her, onii-chan!! Defeat her!! And bring back my family, come back to me...!!

Ange! Ange...! Damn it, what have... what have I been doing?! Thank you, Ange... I'd forgotten what was really important...!!

B-blood? A-Ange!? Are you all right?! Ange!!

To come here... to help you, onii-chan, there was one rule I couldn't break... it was this. I couldn't let you know... who I was... it was so hard... even though you were right there, I couldn't tell you... but as long I stayed silent, I could have stayed by your side forever. I could have... been together with you, fighting against the witch in this game, forever...

But that's not enough. You have to come back. Your sister is waiting for you... and even though she won't be me... you can still save her.

Ange?! Ange, you're bleeding!! You're bleeding!!

It's okay... in the end, I'm nothing more than a piece... in chess, it's called a sacrifice...

Sacri... what did you say?! I don't care about any of that!! Let go!! Let go, Ange!!

>> No.2424425 [SPOILER] 
File: 120 KB, 800x1000, ba_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424425

Ange! Ange!!

I'm... already disappearing... but if you fight your hardest, I know... I know you'll come back to me. I'll be waiting for you, always... I was hoping I could... be of more help to you, but... there was nothing I could do. I'm sorry...

No, you're wrong!! You've shown me why I have to win!! And I will win! I have to come back to you!! What am I doing screwing around in a place like this!? I can't keep playing around here! I'll come back! I swear I'll come back, bringing you presents! I promise!!

I don't need anything like that... just promise me one thing...

Anything!!

I'm... going to let go now. I hurt you, didn't I? I'm sorry I... held you so tightly. I'm okay... so you don't have to look back. Just... let me see you at your very coolest... Stand up. Point at the witch before you... and declare the reopening of the game...!

Ange!!

...An...ge...?

>> No.2424477
File: 119 KB, 1000x556, iwillkillyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424477

Well if we're spoiling episode 4.

>> No.2424585
File: 180 KB, 456x480, IFUCKINGWISHHOLYSHIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424585

>> No.2424605
File: 1000 KB, 1024x741, ohshitbattler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424605

>> No.2424684

Daily good end that will won't happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7c3s5tfOI0

>> No.2424692

I'm still on Ep. 2 - are the intros for all of these painfully long? Ep. 1 had me bored to tears for quite a while - I don't know if the author just writes like that, or the translators don't have the eloquence to make something eloquent; the writing style is just downright pedestrian and tiring during the non-mystery/slice-of-life sections.

>> No.2424709

>>2424692

The intros get shorter and shorter, but I don't remember Ep 2's being nearly as long as 1's.

And the writer writes like that. He has to set down his world before he can work with it.

>> No.2424749

>>2424692
>>pedestrian
>>slice of life

Are you surprised or something?

>> No.2424776

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

EPIC GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>> No.2424803 [SPOILER] 
File: 92 KB, 644x510, episode 4 spoilers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424803

Holy shit, I shat a cathedral when this happened.

I mean, oh god, that's... that's awesome.

>> No.2424805

>>2424749
No, it's just somewhat tiring, which is probably why i'm still only at ep. 2 though I've started over a month ago.

>> No.2424853

>>2424803
COFFEE OUT OF NOSE

>> No.2424862

>>2424803
source?

>> No.2424866

>>2424862
end of umineko episode 4

>> No.2424868
File: 37 KB, 300x400, didyoumeanbeatrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424868

>>2424805
Suck it up and get to episode 3.

>> No.2424893

>>2424709
Does episode 4 count as a long ass intro?

Because in a sense, it kind of is. They still haven't killed anyone.

>> No.2424898

>>2424803
Oh lol, someone saved the story from that thread.

The translators should totally make that an easter egg.

>> No.2424901 [SPOILER] 
File: 91 KB, 546x480, sak_nakua1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2424901

>>2424893
>They still haven't killed anyone.

>> No.2424910

>>2424893
I would count it as an intro, though its not like the intros to the other episodes since it focuses on different times, places, and characters.

>> No.2424917

>>2424901
NO, DONT REMIND ME OF THE PAIN.

>> No.2424923

>>2424901
Stuffed animals aren't people

>> No.2424932

Ep.1 intro chapters were long and boring. They got a little interesting only during the parts where the parents were scheming, and finally got good when the murders started.

Ep.2, the intro was shorter, but still fairly long and boring. It goes into high gear when the murder ritual starts. Lots of awesome stuff happens.

Ep.3 shortest intro, lots stuff happens on the magic side. Boulders were shat at the end.

Ep.4 long intro, takes up a third of the whole ep, but it focuses on Agne, her backstory, learning magic, etc. But the rest of the episode is pure fuckwin and lives up to it's FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES. No joke.

Ange as a character feels like she served no real purpose EXCEPT as a supporting actor for YET MORE Maria stuff. Please, ENOUGH. Let ep4 be the last episode we have Maria rammed down our fucking throats. SO many other characters need the spotlight: George, JESSICA FOR FUCK'S SAKE, what's the story with Shannon and Kanon, where does Ghoda fit into it, etc.

>> No.2424986

>>2424932
I'm still waiting to see Genji in combat, unless he fights in episode 4...

>> No.2425644

>>2424986
Genji helped once or twice, like when he pinned one of beato's butterflies to the wall with a knife throw.

Late ep4 spoilers re: Shannon and Kanon
It's revealed that they are a furniture "pair", with Shannon doing defense and scanning and Kanon on the offense with the ability to data link between them. Since Genji is a highly respected head furniture, and his silent strength trope thing going on, he might be a major demon, or at least an extremely strong furniture.

>> No.2425705

>>2425644
That was just a taste of Genji's abilities though, which was what got me interested.

That and one of his bios states he's Kinzo's most powerful furniture or something like that.

>> No.2426835

>>2425705
>>2425644
Also, his family name is Ronove.

>> No.2426854
File: 62 KB, 450x674, e2008090301mf1mg3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2426854

where is my super-incest doujins?

>> No.2426867

>>2424803
HOLY SHIT FUCK YEARRRRRRRRR

>> No.2426871

>>2426854
Hey that's funny because Ange and Battler aren't blood related

>> No.2426888

>>2426871
says that in episode 4, or is it the fake Battler theory?

>> No.2426902

>>2426888
That person thinks that if siblings have different mothers or fathers they're not blood related. In conclusion that person is a dumbass. Dismiss all claims.

>> No.2426920
File: 227 KB, 1150x1300, 3863250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2426920

well, blood related or not, her developed hips are begging for Battler's cock

>> No.2426933

Ange got more popular even than Beatrice.
Ange end shouldn't be a bad move.

>> No.2426938

are you guys trying to rival Ever17 in number of spoilertags?

>> No.2426940

>>2426920
Theyr'e really not. Did you miss her sexually charged banter with Mammon?

>> No.2426945

>>2426938
See:
>>2424307

>> No.2426963

>>2424932
>FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

Does Ange live up to her family name and help her brother Battler?

>> No.2426975

>>2426963

But she did not have Wepon!

>> No.2426978

>>2426963
ANGE USHIROMIYA WHO WAS BATTLER USHIROMIYA'S SISTER WAS ONE DAY IN A SCHOOL READING ON HER DIARY
SHE GOT A MAIL FROM MARIA SAYING THAT WITCHES AND DEMONS WERE ATTACKING BATTLER AND AKSED HER FOR HELP
SO SHE WENT

>> No.2426988
File: 505 KB, 710x848, suddenlybeatricesfourofthem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2426988

>>2426978
someone please write this whole thing before i get back from work tonight

i beg of you

>> No.2427049
File: 63 KB, 400x429, Ronove645656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2427049

sup

>> No.2427065

>>2426988
ANGE USHIROMIYA GOT HER DIARY SHUT DOWN AND WET ON THE PLATFORM TO GO UP TO THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING WHERE SHE LEFT HER FIVE-POINT LANDING AND NORMAL PEOPLE CLOSE BECAUSE SHE WAS IN HER SCHOOL UNIFORM
ANGE USHIROMIYA PREPARED HER FIVE-POINT LANDING AND SAID "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE
FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES" SO SHE HAD TO GO
ANGE USHIROMIYA JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING AND DID A BACKFLIP AND LANDED
SHE KEPT RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND MADE SURE THERE WAS NO BULLIES AROUND BECAUSE SHE DDINT HAVE DELUSIONS
THE CONTRYSIDES WERE NICE AND THE PLANTS WERE SINGING AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
THE MOOD WAS SET FOR ANGE USHIROMIYAS QUEST TO HELP HER BROTHER WHERE HE WAS

>> No.2427069

Ange Ushiromiya who was Battler Ushiromiyas sister was one day in an school reading a diary. She got a mail from Maria that said that witches and demons were attacking Battler and aksed her for help so she went.

Ange Ushiromiya got her diary closed and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where she left her motorcycle and normal people close because she was in her school uniform. Ange Ushiromiya got on her motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so she had to go.

Ange Ushiromiya ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the road and made sure there was no furniture around because she ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Ange Ushiromiyas quest to help her brother where he was. Ange Ushiromiya looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

Ange Ushiromiya was late so she had to drive really fast. Her aunt's house was near by so when Ange Ushiromiya went by Eva Ushiromiya came and wanted to complain. Here Ange Ushiromiya saw the first monster because Eva was posessed and was a witch.

"I cant apologise aunt Eva" Ange Ushiromiya said

"Why not?" said Eva-Beatrice back to Ange Ushiromiya.

"Because you are a witch" so Ange Ushiromiya shot her aunt in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

>> No.2427071

Ange Ushiromiya had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Battler needed her where he was. Ange Ushiromiya looked at road signs and saw "Rokkenjima" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Ange Ushiromiya almost turned around but heard screaming like Battler so she went faster again.

Ange Ushiromiya drove in and did another flip n jumped off her motorbike and the motor bike took out some demons and furniture infront of Ange Ushiromiya. Ange Ushiromiya smiled and walked fast. Ange Ushiromiya then looked on the ground and found wepon so she pickd it up and fired fast at furniture goats in front of a house.

Ange Ushiromiya said "Furniture goats leave this place" and the furniture goats said "but this is our house" and Ange Ushiromiya felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were furniture goats so he blew up the house and killed the furniture goats so they were at piece.

Then Ange Ushiromiya herd another scream from her brother so she kept walking really faster to get where he was. Rokkenjima was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from furnitures.

When Ange Ushiromiya got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Battler Ushiromiya fightin Beatrice and Battler said "Ange Ushiromiya! Over here!" so Ange Ushiromiya went there to where Battler Freeman was fighting. Ange Ushiromiya fired her bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot Beatrice in the eyes and Beatrice couldnt see.

Battler Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched Beatrice in the face and Beatrice fell. Ange Ushiromiya said "thanks i could help, bro" and Battler Ushiromiya said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

>> No.2427073

>>2427049

Hello Mr. Fabulous.

>> No.2427074

The laughed overed quickly though because Ange Ushiromiya yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Battler Freeman looked up and said "NOO! Ange Ushiromiya run out of here fast as you can!" and Ange Ushiromiya walked real fast out.

Ange Ushiromiya loked back and saw Battler get steppd on by Goldsmith and she was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil Goldsmith!" Ange Ushiromiya yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

>> No.2427081

ANGE USHIROMIYA LOOKED AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDES AND SAID "IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME AND HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS"
ANGE USHIROMIYA WAS LATE SO SHE HAD TO RUN REALLY FAST
A MAFIA CAR WAS HIDEN NEAR BY SO WHEN ANGE USHIROMIYA WENT BY THE MAFIA CAME AND WANTED TO GIVE HER TEA
HERE ANGE USHIROMIYA SAW THE FIRST MONSTER BECAUSE THE MAFIA WAS POSSESSED AND HAD WITCHES
"I CAN'T GIVE YOU MONEY KASUMI" ANGE USHIROMIYA SAID
"WHY NOT?" SAID THE MAFIA BACK TO ANGE USHIROMIYA
"BECAUSE YOU ARE WITCH ZOMBIE" SO ANGE USHIROMIYA KICKED KASUMI IN THE HEAD AND RAN OFF THINKING "MY BROTHER IS IN TROUBLE THERE" AND WENT FASTER

>> No.2427086

She got an dream from bernkastel that said that witches and demons were attacking her

brothers place and aksed her for help so she went.

Ange got her diary shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building

where she left her bernkastel and normal people close because he was in her school outfit.

Ange got on her bernkastel and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face

full life consequences" so she had to go.

Ange ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. she kept driving down the road

and made sure there was no witches around because she ddint have weapon.

The islands were nice and the plants were singing and the seaguls and the sun was almost

down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Anges quest to help her brother where he

was. Ange looked around the islands and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me

and help my brother to defeat the witches".

Ange was late so she had to drive really fast. A cofe shop was hiden near by so when Ange

went by the profesors came and wanted to give her a clue. Here Ange saw the first enemy

because the profesor was old and had diabeetus.

"I cant give you my diary professor" Ange said

"Why not?" said the old profesor back to Ange.

"Because you are a faggot" so Ange shot the profesor in the head and drove off thinking "my

brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

Ange had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Battler needed her

where he was. Ange looked at the beach and saw "Rokenjima" with someons writing under it

saying "u shudnt come here" so Ange almost turned around but heard screaming like Battler so

she went faster again.

>> No.2427087

ANGE USHIROMIYA GOT HIR FURNITURE SHUT DOWN AND WET ONTO THE BOAT TO GO TO THE ISLAND OF THE HOUSE WHERE HER
BOTHER NEEDED HER WHERE HE WAS. SHE GOTTED ON THE BOAT AND SAYED
"IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE
FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES" AND THEN SHE HAD TO GO.

SHE CAST OFF FROM THE PIER AND RAMPED OVER A BOAT AND DID A BACKFLIP AND THEN LANDED. SHE KEPT
DRIVING THE BOAT AND MADE SURE THERE WERE NO DEEP ONES BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE WEPON.

THE ISLAND WAS NICE AND THE ROSES WERE SIGNING AND THE WITCHES AND THE STORM WAS ALSO ALMOST
AT THE TOP OF THE SKY. THE MOOD WAS SET FOR ANGE TO HELP HER BROTHER. SHE LOCKED AROUND THE
OUTSIDE OF TEH HOUSE AND SAYED, "IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP
MY BORTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMYS"

SHE REALIZED SHE WAS LATE SO SHE HAD TO RUNNED FAST. GOHDA WAS NEARBY SO WHEN ANGE RUNNED BY
HE WANTED TO GIVE HER A DESERT. SHE NEW HE WAS A MONTSER BECAUSE HE LOOKD POSESSED.

"I CAN'T EATED YOUR DESERT" SAYED ANGE.
"WHY NOT" SAYED THE GOHDA BACK TO ANGE.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE BEATRICE ZOMBIE" SO ANGE TOOK A KNIFE AND STABBED GOHDA IN THE THROAT
AND RUNNED AWAY THINKING "MY BORTHER IS IN TROUBLE NOW" SO SHE WENT EVEN FASTER.

SHE HAD TO RUNNED FASTER LIKE THE SPEED OF SOUND TO GET THERE FAST BECAUSE BATTLER NEEDED
HIM WHERE HE WAS. SHE LOOKED AT PAINTING AND SAW "LEGACY FO BEEZUS" WITH SOMEONE'S
WRITING UNDER I SAYING "U SUDN'T COME HERE" SO SHE WAS EVER SCAREDER BUT HTEN SHE HEARD SCREAMING
LIKE BATTLER SO SHE RAN FASTER AGAIN.

SHE RANNED DOWN SOME STAIRS AND DID ANOTHER FLIP OFF OF TGE RAILING AND TOOK OUT SOME VICTIMS IN
FRONT OF ANGE. ANGE SMILED AND WALKED FAST. SHE THEN LOOKED AT THE GROUND AND FOUND CROSS
SO SHE PICKED IT UP AND HELD IT IN FRONT OF WITCHES IN FRONT OF A HOUSE WHO WERE ZOMBIE GOASTS.

>> No.2427088

>>2427065
ROKKENJIMA : U SUDNT COME HERE

>> No.2427090

ANGE SAYED "ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THSI PLACE" AND THEN GOASTS SAYED "THGIS OUR HOUSE" AND THEN
ANGE FELT BAD FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE AT WITCHES AND THEY COULDN'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE
THEY WERE GOASTS SO SHE BLEW UP THE PAINTINGS AND KILLED THE GOASTS SO THEY WERE AT PEACE.

THEN ANGE HERD YET ANOTHER SCREAM FROM HER BOTHER AND THEN KEPT WALKING FASTER TO WHERE HE WAS.
THE SECRIT PASSAGE WAS NOTHING LIKE THE OUTSIDE THERE WERE NO ROSES AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD
AND THE DIRT WAS MESSY AND ICKY AND BLOODY FROM MURDERS.

WHEN ANGE FINALLY GOT TO WHERE THE SCREAMING WAS STARTED FROM SHE FOURND BATTLER FIGHTIN'
BEATIRCE AND BATTLER SAYE;D "ANGE! OVER HERE!" SO ANGE WENT TO WERE BATTLER WAS FIGHTING.
SHE SAWED HE WAS FIGHTING BEATRICE AND BEATRICE SAYED "YOU MAY HAVE BEAT LAMBDADELTA BUT
SHE WAS A WUSS COMPARED TO US OTHER WITCHES. WE WILL TRIHUMPH" ANGE SAYED "WILL SEE ABOUT
THAT" AND FIRED THE CROSS FROM
HER HAND AND THE CROSS HIT BEATRICE IN THE FACE AND THEN BEATRICE
COULDN'T SEE.

BATTLER LAUGHED AND SAYED "TIME TO END THIS ONES AND FOR ALL" AND HIT BEATRICE IN THE THROAT
AND THEN BEATRICE FELLED OVER. ANGE LOL'D AND SAYED "GLAD I COULD HELP BRO" AND BATTLER
SAYED "YOU SHOULD COME HERE EARLIER NEXT TIME: AND THEY LAUGHED. NOW THEY COULD GO HOME IN
TIME TO WATCH NARTUO.

THE LAUGH OVERED QUICKLY THOUGH BECAUSE ANGE YELLED "LOOK OUT BRO" AND POINTED TO THE TOP OF THE SKY.
BATTLER LOOKED UP AND SAYED "NO" AND "ANGE RUN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN" AND ANGE WALKED REAL
FAS OUT.

ANGE LOKED BACK AND SEED BATTLER GET CRUSHED BY BEATRICE. BATTLER SCREAMED AS HE DIED AND
HSI BLOOD SHOT EVERYWHERE. IT AWS A TRICK! SO SHE WAS MAD AND ANGRY.

"I'LL GET YOU BACK EVLI BOSS" SHE YELLED AT TOP OF LUNG.

>> No.2427101

CHAPTER ONE
WHAT IS MEANS

BATTLER FREECHMEN WAS STUDYING IN HIS WAS STUDYING LABORATORIED
FELLOW SCIENTIST COW-ORKER ANGE SAID "BATTLER FREEMANT WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON"
"UI HAVE DISCOVERED NEW RADIOACTIVE SPELL BUT IT IS SO VOLLATILE THAT IT KILLS EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND SO WE MUST OBSERVE WITH HASTY"
JUTS THEN A WITCH WENT ON HIMMS HEAD OH NO WHERE DID WITCH COME FROM
BATTLER WENTS TO GET HIS FINGER BUT IT WAS MISSING SO HE HAD TO BORROW PHOENIX'S

>> No.2427102

Ange Ushiromiya who was Battler Ushiromiyas sister was one day in a school reading a diary.

She got an dream from bernkastel that said that witches and demons were attacking her

brothers place and aksed her for help so she went.

Ange got her diary shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building

where she left her bernkastel and normal people close because he was in her school outfit.

Ange got on her bernkastel and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face

full life consequences" so she had to go.

Ange ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. she kept driving down the road

and made sure there was no witches around because she ddint have weapon.

The islands were nice and the plants were singing and the seaguls and the sun was almost

down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Anges quest to help her brother where he

was. Ange looked around the islands and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me

and help my brother to defeat the witches".

Ange was late so she had to drive really fast. A cofe shop was hiden near by so when Ange

went by the profesors came and wanted to give her a clue. Here Ange saw the first enemy

because the profesor was old and had diabeetus.

"I cant give you my diary professor" Ange said

"Why not?" said the old profesor back to Ange.

"Because you are a faggot" so Ange shot the profesor in the head and drove off thinking "my

brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

Ange had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Battler needed her

where he was. Ange looked at the beach and saw "Rokenjima" with someons writing under it

saying "u shudnt come here" so Ange almost turned around but heard screaming like Battler so

she went faster again.

>> No.2427106

Ange drove in and did another flip n jumped off her bernkastel and the bern kastel took out

some goats infront of Battler. Ange smiled and walked fast. Ange then looked on the ground

and found wepon so she pickd it up and fired fast at goats in front of a house.

Ange said "Zombie goats leave this place" and the zombie goats said "but this is our house"

and Ange felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie

goats so she blew up the house and killed the zombie goats so they were at piece.

Then Ange herd another scream from her brother so she kept walking really faster to get

where he was. Rokenjima was nothing like the islands there was no seaguls singing and the

pants were dead and teh huricane was windy and bloody from goats.

When Ange got to where the screaming was started from she found her brother Battler fightin

the final witch and Battler said "Ange! Over here!" so Ange went there to where Battler was

fighting. Ange fired her truth from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the

final witch in the eyes and the final witch couldnt see.

Battler said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and fingered the final witch in the

face and the final witch fell. Ange said "thanks i could help, oni-chan" and Battler said

"you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Ange yelled "LOOK OUT ONI-CHAN!" and pointed up to

the top of the sky. Battler looked up and said "NOO! Ange run out of here fast as you can!"

and Ange walked real fast out.

Ange loked back and saw Battler get steppd on by the next witch and she was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil witch!" Ange yelled at the top of lungs.

>> No.2427123

CHAPTER THREE
KILLING IS IMMINANT

THIS IS BATTLER FREEMAN HOW DO WE CONTAIN TEH KILLING? I KNOW!"
AND HE USED GAPS TO PUSH HENEMY MANSION INTO A GAP SO ROKKENJIMA WOULDNT MELT DOWN AND IT WOULD ONLY GO OFF HARMLESS IN ATLANTIC OCEAN
"HOORAY I SCUCCEEDED AT WINNING THE MISSION" "NOT SO FAST MR BATTLER"

>> No.2427163

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGXKH24zt8

>> No.2429100

Bump for awesome.

>> No.2429139
File: 7 KB, 233x195, WOAH DAYUM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2429139

You make me proud /jp/

>> No.2429175
File: 688 KB, 1164x829, fd95280b6944cbe18c2de5d7c35d01a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2429175

u shudnt come here

>> No.2429888
File: 73 KB, 472x550, probablyabattlererogame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2429888

BUMP

>> No.2430044

holy shit.

>> No.2430096

Everyone dies on the first night except Battler.

Battler confirms the corpses of everyone except Kanon, but Kanon is declared dead in red.

Then this is said in red:

'Ushiromiya Battler, right now you are the only one alive on this island. Nothing outside this island can interfere in any way. The only person that exists on this island is you. Yet, I am here now, and of course I am not you. And Ushiromiya Battler, I'm going to kill you...'

>> No.2430145
File: 10 KB, 637x478, thered1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430145

Please, hurry and kill me.

>> No.2430154
File: 15 KB, 638x480, thered2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430154

Try and stop me.

>> No.2430162
File: 21 KB, 641x475, thered3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430162

If you don't come back...

>> No.2430167
File: 35 KB, 635x478, thered4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430167

I didn't even want to be born.

>> No.2430169
File: 41 KB, 640x475, thered5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430169

Why does no one love me?

>> No.2430174
File: 55 KB, 640x483, thered6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430174

Please.
No matter how this ends.
My story...
Kill me.

>> No.2430179
File: 26 KB, 638x478, thered7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430179

If you don't...

>> No.2430182
File: 24 KB, 639x477, thered8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430182

You will die.

>> No.2430208

wrong translation is wrong

>> No.2430216

>>2430208
No?

>> No.2430259

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYED

>> No.2430481

>>2430216
Some of them are merely wrong.
And lack of words is important, so they should be left as "possibilities."

For example, >>2430169 says
"どうして私  誰も愛せ  のですか"
If it's "どうして私は誰も愛せないのですか," it means "why can't I love anyone?"
Else if it's "どうして私を誰も愛せないのですか," it means "why can no one love me?"
Which does it say? We have no answer yet.

>> No.2430524
File: 438 KB, 755x1255, uminekotrollcomic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2430524

>> No.2430543

>>2430524

That picture.

That.

Picture.

>> No.2430629

>>2430524
oh wow.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action