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Fuck horses!

First for best girl

Murder foxes are best foxes

>>24230074
You've brought shame to your waifu

>>24230084
My waifu got new art, it seems

>>24230071
Reindeer>horses

Is your waifu a standard candle?

>>24230091
I'd like whitehorns better if they had more art. It's a shame horse pussy scares off so many people

>>24230118
White Horns and Werebats are both top tier and need more art.

>>24230161
Werebats don't have horse pussy, so no

>>24230166
If you insist on it so much, Nightmares are really good, need more art, and have horse pussy.

>>24230118
Good thing Whitehorns don't have horsepussy.

>>24230091
Sporty, gym bunny White Horns!

>>24230190
>"A-Anon you gotta go to sleep soon okay? Please? I-its getting real late so please go to sleep soon, i-its good for you!"

>>24230205
Deer pussy, horse pussy. close enough

do NOT go near the plants
do NOT give the plants semen
do NOT let the plants vore you
do NOT touch or smell the plants
and especially do NOT give plants hugs

>>24230080
>Murder foxe
As in "Would murder you" or "would murder for you"?

>>24230074
God damn. I usually think of Gazer as being ultra-embarrassed when made to wear clothes, especially something so girly. But that picture...with that smile.
>"Kiihihihihihihihihi...This is what you wanted right? My perfect body locked up in this frilly dress? Or did you honestly expect....Kyehehehe...that one small victory would give you the momentum for a total conquest?"
>Your hearts beats faster as she draws near, dress shoes clicking with every step, grinning wide with the thrill of having so thoroughly deceived and now cornered her prey. Her countless eyes sway behind her, pulsating with an eerie red glow.
>"Sit, worm!"
>Your legs give out as you instantly obey, falling to your knees before you could even consciously understand her words. She looms over you, exceptionally pleased at your obedience.
>"Good boy....heheheheh...Very good boy!"
>"Fear and arousal mix within you from the anticipation, along with a sickeningly sweet measure of joy at her words. It seems even sarcastic praise now registers as praise in your mind...as long as she's the one doing it.
>"Hmmmm...kyehehehehe...I know what to do..."
>She lifts up her skirt and spreads her legs before pressing herself up against you, grinding her lacy panties against your crotch. In moments, your member begins to stiffen, despite still being confined with your trousers.
>You feel your arousal grow further as her sweet scent has become exponentially more potent now that she is right up against you, and you feel her warm breath against your face as she cranes her neck to meet your eyes with her gleaming, solitary gem.
>"Kiiihihihihi...I warned you before that clothes were meaningless. Now as punishment, I'll prove it to you. You and I are going to enjoy ourselves, and completely ruin our clothes until neither of use can even look at this ensemble without being reminded of the sins we shall commit this night."
>She grinds faster as she speaks, stalks fanning about and pulsing anew. You know how she thinks. You know what she's planning. And yet you know you can't stop it. You don't want to stop it. You simply start moving your hips along with hers, ready to cum as soon as she gives the word.
>"Now, my sweet little insect. Show me a good face, and then let's get started, okay?"
>"Three."
>"Two."
>"One."
>Splurt

Eat monster ass.

>>24230300
Tastes like coffee

>>24230300
It's spend shove my face in centaur ass until I completely reek of it. I will thoroughly pleasure both pussy and ass!

>>24230259
Why would they murder you?

>>24230300
I'd shove my face in centaur ass until I completely reek of it. I will thoroughly pleasure both pussy and ass!

>>24230300
Fine. You've convinced me. I still won't lick, but I can at least nibble at her bum.

Anyone else feel like regular kemonomimi that only have ears and a tail aren't "monster" enough? Like cheshires and hellhounds have the paws and claws so they fit in, but just plain ol catgirl or foxgirl don't seem very "monstrous" to me. Elves too, just like humans but kinda magical and have knife ears

>>24230343
Well, it's more "I COULD kill you and you should worship me for not killing you". They wouldn't ever actually hurt you, but that doesn't mean they don't play into it like manticores.

How can a seductive monster change her tactic when she finds out the guy she's hitting on thinks it's extremely suspicious she's interested in him?

>>24230397
no

>>24230397
If they don't have a tail my interest goes down significantly.

which oc is most rape bait and why is it runa

>>24230400
Silly anon. Yes they like to see the fear in your eyes from time to time. Yes they may like biting, scratching and making you bleed all over. But in the end you're the only person they're not willing to kill. Husband-meals are too precious for that.

>>24230456
I like vada's lim, her hat both confounds and arouses me. Arouses my anger I mean.
You're still probably still right, though.

Wich manono would want minimum 8 children?

>>24230527
And they'll all want to fuck you whether they're even born or not

>>24230080
>>24230343
I would like to engage in intercourse with this fox.

>>24230080
Space foxes are better.

>"from my point of view mgs are evil!"

>>24230634
Then you are lost

>>24230631
I would like to engage in intercourse with this fox as well. Preferably through a hole in her suit.

>>24230397
All the time really, it's even more unforgivable at times when they don't even have a tail. Elves I kinda just treat as a core race, if that makes sense.

>>24230251
Jeff?

>>24230653
OK KDF.
Just kidding. I too appreciate the beauty of figure-hugging suits

>>24230285
Chill dude

>>24230071
what if she is rapehorse?

>>24230738
Love me some body gloves. Night gaunts is a top tier chaos girl only trumped by another which is related to one of my wives. Also not KDF

>>24230805
Yip Yip!
Bunyip!

>>24230631
pink foxes are best

>>24230750
>Spoiler
I would fuck the ultimate rapehorse, a unicorn

>>24230820
But red foxes are the largest

>>24230805
Keep her away from your petrol

>>24230805
I want to get physical

>>24230825
>"polish my magic horn!"

>>24230741
Oh? So you think you're better than me, huh?

>>24230805
I agree with the letters, that is in fact a Bunyip

>>24230285
nice

Centaur Family girls from most lewd and depraved to least:
>Unicorn (jabberwocks in centaur form)
>Nightmare (prowling dreamworld gets you into some fucked-up shit)
>Whitehorn (all that time alone in a cabin makes the mind delve into some mildly kinky things)
>Centaur (nothing out of the ordinary)
>Bicorn (pure of mind, most barely know what sex even is or that you can kiss with tongue)
Bicorns that were born unicorns rank same level as unicorns

mge : Good to Evil.

>>24230959
Can't believe you forgot the wonderland centaur.

>>24230323
>No slime wife in white lingerie to suck your dick

>>24230955
Thanks Anon. Your words of encouragement make me feel like I'm making a difference.

are automatons soft enough for a lap pillow?

>"anon! Get back here! I'll be gentle!"
>"I get hornier with every step, anon!"
>"don't make me actually use my magic!"
What other excuses/threats would MG's use when chasing (you)?

>Running away from an Ocelomeh.

>>24231204
Faster

>>24231181
>"Every minute is another hour!"

>>24231181
>"Its not polite to make a lady run!"
>"You do know you'll just loop back to the house, right Dear?"
And the most powerful of Wonderlandian threats-
>"CHANGE PLACES!"

>>24230805
Excuse me ma’am; I’ve been waiting for three days and I still haven’t been waited on.

>>24231181
>tfw no wife to star in looney toons styled chase hi jinks with

>>24231294
>Stand name: [Change Places]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSY43CyTT-M

>>24231204
i want to run INTO an ocelomeh

>>24231341

>>24230828
That's very good.

HOWEVER

>>24231487
>>24231433
The age of the titmonster has begun!

>>24230805
would anyone be interested in a story about a bully Bunyip?

>>24231566
how's that supposed to work?

>>24231374
I hope your run face first into the pudgy belly of a particularly large Ocelomeh.

>>24231592
i accept this

>>24231578
very carefully

>>24231578
Ambush predators?

>>24231592
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>24231433
>that bottom button
Give that thread a medal

I was going to write a story about a haughty loli wight but we ran out of funding.

>>24231578
As much as a certain group of fags hate it, according to KC the profiles are simply the "average" or "base" when it comes to the species (not his EXACT words, obviously.) So its possible to see a timid manticore or, in this case, a bullyip.

>>24230933
Maybe?

>>24230721
ᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉᶦˢʲᵉᶠᶠ

>>24231724
Pick out anything in the room.
I'll lift it over my head.

>>24231578
>>24231654
>>24231670
>>24231715
I'll take it as a yes.
https://pastebin.com/JxdXKh84
Plot: Anon is constantly being harassed by a cocky Bunyip

>>24231181
>>"anon! Get back here! I'll be gentle!"
Whenever someone says something like this, I sort of wonder what would happen if I actually did stop and go back to them.

>>24231670
Give me an Amish predator monster girl.

>>24231812
No

>>24231592
Big kot.

>>24231933
>Miękki I. Mokre
i feel like that's a reference to something but i can't quite put my finger on it

>>24231181
>fast paced Tom and Jerry violin theme playing as you're sprinting with all your strength while she just disappears and appears next to you as you go
>trying to open door to escape
>pulling as hard as you can
>just appears next to you
>"that's a push-open door, dear..."
>"ah, thank- AHHHHH"
>just smugly grins in your direction when you run off thinking you actually have a chance to escape
>just waits for you to tire yourself out and collapse on the floor
>"have you finished you workout yet, love?"
>"...yeah." as you accept your fate as her husband

>>24232105
A toon monster girl would be dangerous.

>>24230285
cringe.

>>24230300
that's worse than sodomizing kiki!

>>24231181
She doesn't really say anything, and just speedwalks at me while heavily breathing through a mask. Chases usually end with me tripping on a random piece of furniture or a stick.

>>24230741
>Chill

What was the first encounter with your waifu like? Have they changed in behavior or appearance since then?

>>24232201
I haven't actually met her yet anon.

>>24231592
>SACRIFICE.

>>24232201
Haven't really settled on the specifics of the first encounter. Probably a (proactive) one-night-stand where she decided to stick around without giving me the choice of agreeing or objecting.

She's always been a somewhat venomous tease. Not sure if she has changed so much as I better understand the soft side she tries to keep hidden.

If you mean literally the first time the character popped into my head, it came to me in a dream. She burst from the shadows, and laughed at my surprised expression. Since then I had to iron out the details of exactly how sadistic she should be, and understand why she doesn't just snap my will like a twig.

Dead Hours

>>24232397
Are they real?

>>24231933
Pretty good. I hope you continue it.

>>24232397
Snake Cult hours! How many lamia can coil around a single man? Dare they try the triple helix?

>>24232397
Well yeah, its late and soon I'll be hitting the bed.

>>24232397
>Lich begs for death after grading so many essays

How do you defend yourself from this?

>>24232568
I'm the kinda guy that collapses on top of the bed before bothering to even pull up the covers.

Good thing I'm such a lightweight.

>>24230071
No

>>24232568
Pull her head beside mine, Grab the gun, point it to the other side of your head and pull the trigger.

>>24231933
Good stuff

>>24232568
Not going to bed

remember to help your momster with any chores that need doing

>>24232774
Only if she lets me suckle her shortstack titties after!

>>24232798
>>24232774
Imagine living on a little farm in the middle of nowhere with a big, soft holst momster. You'd spend your days tending to crops and animals and your nights buried in her chest while you drift off to sleep. She'd probably just use her own milk for everything because it's convenient for her to do so, but she'd always make time to nurse you when there's no more work to be done.

Hey, I haven't been keeping up with MGE for quite some time now, but is it just me or have there not been any new girls for a while? Or has KC just been busy with other projects?

>>24232904
KC has been working on a game iirc

>>24232921
Ah, I see, thanks. That RPG Maker one, right? I guess that's something to look forward.

Wedding dress

>>24232992
I don't know if I'm more distracted by how lewd the wedding dress is or the fact that she's holding an entire animal leg complete with fur.

>>24232992
Lewd wedding dresses really are the best. They're giving themselves to you for the rest of their life, and know exactly what the main form of entertainment is going to be

>>24232992
What about the wedding ring the size of a necklace?

>>24232992

>>24232992
I prefer wedding dresses where the dress is so short it can be mistaken for a belt.

>>24232774
Sure but, what does she want me to do in this situation?

>>24232992

>>24233235
She wants you to plow some fertile soil, if you know what I mean.

Werewolf and Anon-kun reenacting Little Red Riding Hood.

>>24232201
Not a waifufag, but most fantasies I have in the setting, and most species I like, the initial meeting would be one of the following:

>I summon her, fail to impress her, but befriend her, and eventually become her covenant-bearer/master (depending on species)
>Start as a low-level hero in a generic starting town, protect some low-level monsters from other would-be heroes, form a harem of low-level monsters lead by their boss and/or guardian spirit
>Similar to either of the previous, but she appears to stop me from going further on the path to darkness at the same time as the other girl
>I get W O N D E R E D

I can go a bit more in detail about specific species and scenarios, but among the species I prefer, most fit well in one of those four.

Anybody like these two in Fantasy Lore?

>>24232097
I’ll give you a hint: polish

So the imgbox galleries are not getting updates like the Mega folders had?

>>24230080
I will find her!
I will capture her!
And no one will ever die again!

>>24230397
Elves tend to be pretty inhuman in mentality, though, even beyond the mamono lust.

>>24233930
You mean be raped?

Winterstown guards mean business

Kitsune-tsuki and Kitsune-bi are the best foxes.

This post reminded of spartan practice of regularly declaring war on their enslaved population keep them line.
Aggressively matriarchal monsters like amazons and ocelomehs could practice periodically setting up mock runaways of their husbands or mock wars (and aztecs did practice ritualized warfare (flower wars) so that would be very fitting for ocelomehs)
It could also be used as an excuse for hunting any unclaimed men living in their territory.
"Annual husband hunt" would be a very fitting tradition for such monsters.

This post reminded me of spartan practice of regularly declaring war on their helot slaves to keep them in line.
Aggressively matriarchal monsters like amazons and ocelomehs could practice periodically setting up mock runaways of their husbands or mock wars (and aztecs did practice ritualized warfare (flower wars) so that would be very fitting for ocelomehs)
It could also be used as an excuse for hunting any unclaimed men living in their territory.
"Annual husband hunt" would be a very fitting tradition for such monsters.

Emu harpies! So very smug!

>>24234310
Helot culls?

>>24234298
Imagine a man with Dark Priest and corrupted Paladin wives staging an tainted Order capture and atonement ceremony.

Anon-ean...
You haven't drank all your sake yet!

>>24234360
Can't I just have tea or water instead?

>>24234365
Nonsense...! Drink the sake, cup, shotglass, bottle, pussy, whatever ypu want%! Shuten is giving ypu the choice, better talke it!

>>24234437
But I've never had alcohol before! The smell puts me off too much!

>>24232992
But that's more like a wedding bikini, not a dress

>>24230397
Nah. Monstrousness purity spirals are a bad idea.

>>24234443
shhhhh just drinkit no big deal quiet ve a good boy take the alcohol heheheeheheh

>>24234471
If I have to take it, can I drink it straight from her pussy?

>>24234476
shhhh shhs hhs hh shh shhh jusr drink don't think

>>24232992
If you wanna touch the mofu, put a ring on it.

To waifufags who are still awake, do you have any characters outside your relationship/harem that you've come up with? Maybe a neighbor or close friend?

>>24232992
Is that what they wear to weddings in extremist realms?

sip

>>24234607
I do have a design for her best friend. She's an elf mercenary we hired during our travels together. Eventually she stopped charging us after hitting it off well with my wife and settled down near us when our adventures were over with. I'd like to commission a few pictures of them together someday.

>>24234685
that's too much for such a little body

>>24234685
>EarlyTimes established 1860
>Back when Heroes listened to their damn Tutorial Fairy instead of skipping all her dialogue.

>>24234607
Wife's friend's husband. Eh's a cool dude who trains deathknights and doesnt afraid of anybody.

>>24234607
Don't have a waifu yet, but all of my concepts for one always have had a connection to a character I wrote, Penelope the Merrow.
>Penelope, appearance wise, has always stayed consistent. She is in her late 30's, but could easily be mistaken for being in her mid 20's. Her hair is short and straight, and her hat is a bit faded from time.
>She is single, and from countless rejection, has given up on finding her own love. She uses the stories she's heard from selling her blood, as well as her own experience to provide relationship advice and knowledge of human courtship behavior to my potential waifu.
>Whenever she encounters a male, or any married monster couple, she puts on a smile and acts friendly. It's when they leave that she drops the act, reflecting on her solitude with a frown.

>>24234607
Not really. I have thought of junior nuns my nun wife has "initiated", but they were vague.

>>24234685
Hard-drinking, heavy-smoking, jaded Fairies are my weakness.

>>24232097
>>24233564
>Miękki I. Mokre
I find this too distracting to enjoy the story because Miękki is the masculine form of the adjective and Mokre is either neuter or plural.

These Kobolds are getting up to no good.

>>24234872
Looks like this map checks out, I too want to put my kiełbasa in monster girls

>>24234828
I wanna be her plucky young excited adventurer that she has to guide

>>24234900
I wish to overlay a map of the axis over this.

>>24234900
Fakku users really are some degenerate trash.

>>24234900
>Greece
>pegging
Pottery.

>>24234773
>Doesn't have a waifu
>Jumps between concepts
>They always revolve around Penelope
Why don't you just accept that penelope is your waifu?

>>24235030
Yes Greece has some very beautiful pottery pieces.

A holstaur this big is my dream.

>>24235094
>Face to crotch level but reversed
That's forbidden.

>>24234900
>Ireland
>Big dick
I see.

>>24234920
would you make her repeat herself?

>>24235113
That's perfection.

>>24235142
It aint called tyrone for nothing.

>>24235159
yes because I love hearing her voice

>>24234900
>greece and latvia

>>24235171
I want her to gently dom me.

>>24235094
Size different is perfection, regardless of who is the big/small one.

>Demon wife birthday coming up soon
>Can't figure out what to gift her since she can already get everything with her seemingly infinite money
>after thinking long and hard i decided i'm gonna wear a shitty paladin cosplay with a foam sword and charge into the house screaming about purifying evil and cleansing corruption
This should work right?

>>24235242
>tfw no HUEG canine girl to smother you with her entire body while reverse-missionary-ing you

>>24235296
True facts.

>>24235299
>charge into the house screaming about purifying evil and cleansing corruption
That's one way for her to go instant rape mode on you.
Also she could do some "corrupting"which I bet she would love to do.

>>24235296
I respect the opposite, but I fucking wish I was a cute and pretty boy with a tall and strong woman.

>>24235171
Team 8FT!

>>24235296
I both want to be the smaller husband to a dragon but also want to be the big husband to a lich.
God damn it all!

Remember, don't be afraid to ask the locals for directions! They'll know the area well and can always point you in the direction of the nearest town!

>>24235646
>"Yeah, my house's that way"
>"That's not what I asked fo-"
>"I'll take you there"

>>24235489
>princess carrying Lich wife while Dragon wife princess carries you
Cute

>>24235296
>That effete slip of a "man"
See, this is why it's not about size difference. This is why it's specifically about BIIIG girls. If I could photoshop, I'd shop the big blue guy onto the other side too, and just scale the bigger girl up by twice as much.

>>24235646
>"Where's the nearest town?" this has to be a trick, no Human would just walk up to me and ask such a thing.

>>24234900
>all the big gay

europe is truly the worst country

>>24235774
It's fakku what did you expect.

>He has not seen the american one
Oh oh

>>24235774
>europe
Yeah, about that...

>>24235780
California was exactly what I expected.

>>24235791
Everythings bigger down in texas :^)
>cuckfornia

>>24235780
>>24235791
>California
yep, checks out

>>24233734
They are

>>24234607
More than I'm comfortable detailing in one post. Family members, friends, co-workers and rivals of my harem are all things I've thought about extensively.

>>24232201
rapey and clingy but she mellowed out

>>24235791
Just when I thought I couldn’t be even more ashamed to be an American...

>>24235296
Size difference is best, I like the girls small and cute.

>>24235296
I'm a fan of size difference as well, where the girl is taller than the man. I also like it when it's taken to the extreme, but I won't speak any further about that here

>>24236623
What's the feasible limit anyway? 12ft?

>>24236840
I'm not sure. But I'd like a 7' jabberwock so that I can walk straight into her massive mammaries and bury my face in them.

>>24235171
A Yeti this big showing up in a blizzard would be terrifying

>>24237076
It would be terrifying how fast I'd get erect once she notices me.

>>24230397
nah. ears + tail + inhuman mannerisms is enough for me

>>24237043
Face to boob is patrician tier.

>>24237122
>During this time her body’s temperature will rise due to her arousal, this heat, combined with her gentle embrace, causes many men to get an erection, a sign these girls will take to mean it is time to have sexual intercourse
Congratulations on your new Yeti wife, will the wedding be held in Winterstown or will she drag you off to her Snuggle Cabin deep in the mountains?

>>24237201
Obviously the latter. Proper wedding ceremony requires preparation and can wait for later, she knows what time it is now.

>Smug Cheshire (with her Brit accent) orders you to cum inside her.
>You cum so much her belly inflates and bulges.
>She's still fucking smug.
HOW?

We need more angelic themed monsters. What scarier than being raped by a demonic entity? Being raped by a holy entity.

>>24237399

>”Request: Master, I require further charging.”
>But automaton-chan I charged you all night how can you be low?
>”Answer: Master, this unit requires to be continuously charged to better serve you.”
>Well if you say so
>”Elated joy: Thank you husband- I mean master, assuming the position.”

>>24237472
I love robot girls so much bros...

>>24237337
>It's 10pm and a snowstorm outside husband, time to cuddlefuck you through the bed!

>>24237472
>ywn be owned by an Automaton and taken by her to a Gremlin specializing in bionics to modify you

>>24237472
I want to go on a quest with an automaton she she can find out what love is.

>>24237538
The dream

Best girl

>>24234900
>>24235791
>Fakku
>implying

vampire nun
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82319225

>>24230403
Are there any words more devastating for a flirting monster to hear than "are you making fun of me?"

>>24237753
I would unironically ask them this.
Or not even get that they are flirting with me since that has happened more than ones irl.

>>24237399
Nothing's scarier, what are you gonna do when you reject someone that can just wait till you die and probably has a way to call dibs on your soul that even a necromancer would have to struggle for? Hell, they can probably just ruin your life in ways a Tanuki can only dream of and all they have to give as a reason is "just testing you"

>>24237780
That's pretty universal. As long as you realized it after the fact it means that you can build on that experience and do better next time

>>24234900
>>24235791
Why is futa so popular? I know its mostly degenerates who use fakku so it isn't exactly representative of the average population but I don't see why out of all the deviant tastes to pander to that one is most popular

>>24237753
>>24237780
>Monster frantically searching through "How to Seduce Insecure Men" to find the proper response

>>24237399
I don't know how you're supposed to react to an entity that tells you they have a message from god and starts removing their clothes.

>>24237859
Eh lesbians + dicks - dudes. You'll see this is true because futa on male is rarer, though common because faggots, and male on futa is even rarerthan that.

It's just porn but with two chicks who aren't cramming plastic into each other. Every other variation from there gets increasingly gayer.

>>24237911
>lesbians
>Futa usually involves no men but still has cock
At last I truly understand. I won't talk about the other Alphabet people group that it also panders to come to think of it

>>24237472
>continuously charging
How do I make my automaton more like a JubJub?

>>24237958
I don't think other alphabet people are actually into it. It's not... head casey enough. Getting weirdly autistic over shemales and newhalves and the like? That smells like them.

>>24237964
Slut.exe

>>24237780
>Succubus grinding on and groping anon
>He’s standing there stiff like a board, his hand on her shoulder
>”Oh gosh, I shouldn’t be touching her. What if she’s just being nice and is forced to do this as part of her job? God I’m pathetic trying to take advantage of her. Just look how uncomfortable she is. She hates having to do this and having to be near me. Why did I even come here? Other people should be subjected to my presence. Where’s the exit? I need to let her know she doesn’t have to put up with me anymore. Or should I just quietly step out so as not to make a scene.”
>meanwhile
>”STOP HOVER HANDING AND TOUCH ME ALREADY YOU STUPID HUNAN”

>>24237972
An article exists of one of them writing about how futa porn helped him to discover his "identity". Fascinating subject but I'll cut it off here as I don't want to attract certain people to the thread

>>24237801
>Yandere angel gives you the Job experience
>Don’t worry though, you’ll get you children back by making them with her!

>>24237973
It says I have insufficient privileges and that this incident has been reported.

>>24237964
Those thunderstruck ones near saida seems like a good start

>>24238016
I mean... I'll stop too, and it's not like I really want to get into a definition war but the term's been so thoroughly bastardised, he was probably just looking at western tranny porn.

>>24238055
Did you give yourself admin privileges?
If not, have fun.

>>24238066
I will couch this discussion, however, by stating that beyond any other paring, floating dick POV or something comparable is superior to anything else.

>>24234900
>>24235791
This map is only for is only for people who pay for hentai

GET KINKY
and i dont mean fucking a fucking a raiju to the tempo of "thunderstruck" I mean weird kinky
Like
>a hakutaku who infuses her knowledge power in to milk
>Dark mage potion variety hour
>An exicted lich, one that shows TOO MUCH eagerness to experiment
>having group sex with various elementals and fucking about with their magic in all the meaningful ways

>>24238270
>group sex
hard pass

>>24238164
>floating dick POV or something comparable is superior to anything else
But then you're limited to the same handful of positions. You lose full nelson' good views of prone bone, spooning and so much more.

How many times can you fuck a dense loli Salamander before it becomes rude to not tell her how dangerous her erotic body and tiny bikini outfits are?

>>24238013
Damn, this hits kinda close to home.
But than again, this would probably just end with her strip-teasing him and dragging him to another room to fuck him.

I want maids with maxed out DEX.

>>24238318
I never actually liked full nelson, that's a weird position to display. Kind of voyeuristic, I dunno. And you know you can move the camera around w/o breaking POV, right? Hell, I'd say prone bone is enhanced.

>>24238320
when she's about 4 or 5 months pregnant

>>24238013
>Oh gosh, I shouldn’t be touching her. What if she’s just being nice and is forced to do this as part of her job? God I’m pathetic trying to take advantage of her.
What a faggot

>>24238270
Already do, just...wonderland is for the extra kinky things.

>>24238490
he said kinky not degenerate

>>24238270
But I'm already too lewd. I want to:
>drink a doppelganger potion to gang "rape" a salamander
>get a tentacle blowjob from a jabberwock
>use a tentacle potion to molest a kikimora
And so much more

>>24238578
You disgust me.

>>24238639
Wonderland is the degenerate containment realm, what do you expect?

>>24238270
>fucking a raiju to the tempo of "thunderstruck"
>not fucking a vamire to the temp of the 2 chellos cover

>>24238639
Understandable but when MGE has so many options it just makes me want to try them.

>>24238821
>Canon bestiality potions/spells
Temper yourself, sodomite.

>>24234900
>Jersey
Based.

>>24238270
>shoggoth drinking a doppelganger potion
>gremlin field test day
>’bug chaser’ automaton catching all sorts of quirks on the internet.

what monster can chug down the most amount of cum in one sitting?

>>24239081
oni

>>24239081
My daughteru.

Friendly reminder that it is perfectly acceptable to pay your loli Kikimoras with cookies.

>>24238847
I wouldn't try those ones or the genderbender ones but pretty much everything else would be fine by me unless I forgot anything.

>>24239081
Wurms have big appetites

>>24239121
can cum on those cookies and feed her those cookies?

>>24239158
Yes.

I love liches!

>>24239121
Pretty okay to pay them in facials too

>>24238380
Consider how difficult it is to get a monster pregnant. That's going to be a lot of times.

>>24239068
>shoggoth drinking a doppelganger potion
Seems redundant

>>24238270
does "discreet masturbation while wearing shog-clothes" count as kinky?

>>24235296
Agreed. I want to be the pint-sized one.

>>24239324
It lowers their already low inhibitions and reduces their already questionable intelligence so it could have some fun applications.

I think it would be funny if a mama's boy with a mother complex were to have a doppelganger momster and so any doppelgangers that want to get him have to impersonate a fellow doppelganger and the real craziness is that his momster might encourage it and help them out because she might like to have a daughter-in-law.

I want to be aggressively kissed and licked by a pack of hellhounds

>>24239796
Sounds more like a cow thing. Especially if you're all salty from doing sport.

>>24239081
My waifu could totally compete for one of the prize-winning places. I just wish she'd try some of my baby chowder along with those other guys, too.

>>24237472
>>24237670
Consider: Mamono corrupted rogue A.I

>>24237472
robutts better be good at cleaning up

>>24231933
nice. i didn't like it at first but then it all paid off

>tfw no guardian ghost gf that wards off evil spirits and bad dreams so you can get a good night of rest
Shit dude

>>24240609
Big Titty Good Ghost GF keeps the Big Titty Goth Ghosts away.

>>24240084
I want to try and calm down a rogue AI and trying to have her not rape me.

is that game good anyhow? I was considering buying it.

>>24240609
>Move in with some girl in her house
>Rent is low but you have to more or less do all the chores
>The girl is nice so you don't mind
>Been sleeping pretty well while you've stayed there, and you usually have nightmares quite often before
>Though some spooky shit is happens now and again
>Lights flicker, TV turns itself on and off, you can see... something in the static, you can hear voices coming from the walls
>"Hey... I think this place might be haunted"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Well, Some weird shit has happened, you know? Haunted shit."
>"Don't be silly, I've lived in this house for 500 years and I've never seen anything "haunted" happening."
>And it was at this moment, anon realized he had fucked up.

Im bored anons, post your favorite monster girl games

Which are better for muscle worship and abs licking, Jinko or Minotaur?

>>24230285
It's very good anon.
Please continue writing (typing).

>>24240804
Salamander, fuck you.

>>24240842
They have to be matched in combat and dont allow for a weaker husband, so they dont count.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

>>24240947
No, I'm pretty sure that's not a flavor of tea we have.

>>24240804
>>24240901
Fine.
Jinko is better since I feel they would secretly love being praised more.

>>24240947
Who left their shoggoth waifu on the computer again.

>>24239121
>>24239158
>>24239244
Why not pay her by making love to her with your fat adult dick, like a normal master?

>>24240947
Bless you, lady.

>>24240947
I'd let her molest my mind until my sanity hits zero, and then let her take complete control.
It's better that way. I don't even care if I end up with a tentacle of hers up my butt. She knows best

>>24240947
Gesundheit

>>24241136
What if you are already DAMAGED as fuck? I mean does being fucked up attracting shogs?

>>24231933
Goddamn brother well done i'm glad you made this

>>24241229
Mindflayer's more your speed then. Shoggoths are for messy, lazy bois who like a little crazy in their lives

>>24241229
Shogs are the kind of girl that appears alien and inscrutable but in reality they're kinda dumb as fuck.
Just weird dumb-as-fuck.

So, I don't actually have a monster girl waifu yet. That is, I haven't decided upon one. So... how about a game? Anyone else want to play?

Roll for waifu on the MGE wiki three times... and pick one of the girls you picked. And see if you like them! (You can choose more than one too, frankly. Harems are fun.)

When you do, for bonus points, write up something about this new monster girl you've just met!

What monster girls are best for tying up?
Hard mode: no lolis or kobolds.

>>24240947
>>24241136
>>24241229
>>24241260
>mindflayer
>shoggoth
Make way for the best elder god

>>24240775
So it’s a less tragic Kana? I’ll take it.

>>24241284
Something about hotdogs and hallways

>>24241269
two-legger Centaurs.

>>24241260
Eww I don't want to be a tentacle.

>>24240796
Hanafuda, specifically Koi Koi

>>24241269
>Hard mode: no lolis or kobolds.
Aww.

>>24241269
What about spider girl? Aren't they the best in tying up?

>>24241284
>elder god
Elder gods are the powerless gods of humanity that live in the Dreamlands. Shub-Niggurath is an outer god. The closest monster girl to the elder gods is the NIght Gaunt, which is a servitor of the elder god Nodens.

>>24241264
Proper link before someone rolls the Demon Army or a Raging Mushroom:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Leanan Sidhe
>Large Mouse
>Harpy
Harpy is fine.
>>24241269
Tie up the Unagi Joro.

So I missed the discussion a few days ago about the KC night gaunt that will be showing up as a cover girl on a magazine this month. I get some people take issue with how different she seems, even accounting for this being what one looks like without a husband. I hope we get some more info when the magazine comes out, but my two cents is that this is KC showing what a night gaunt looks like with almost all of her black body film removed/uncovered. Perhaps the only part remaining is over her hands, where it has been shaped to be more claw like than the underlying fingers.

As for how expressive she's being, this would presumably be because she is supposed to be looking at her husband/the reader or someone she wants to become her husband. The profile notes that to their own kind and to their husbands their faces are quite expressive, these expressions just aren't visible to others.

>>24241390
>>24241346
Interesting.

>>24241308
Why two-legged?

>>24241425
>Why two-legged?
Because four legs are too many.

Reminder that MGs will adopt tentacle plants as pets.
Be prepared in case your daughter brings one home.

>>24241346
>What about spider girl? Aren't they the best in tying up?
They are the best at eveything

>>24241264
>>24241390
>Kamaitachi
>Large Mouse
>Bicorn

Wow, got a real harem theme on these random selections. Kamaitachi are my favorite of these, though I hesitate to make anything a "waifu." My alternate MGE self would lead quite an exciting life though with a trio of wind weasel ninjas (who preferably would all be similar in looks to the tallest profile one).

>>24241437
Footjobs?

>>24241269
Mice and Kikis.

>>24241436
I'd probably end up taking care of it too, going how kids tend to be with pets.

>>24237911
I dunno what futa you've seen but at least half the shit I see on the front page of Ex and scrolling through Gelbooru is pictures I can only decribe as "dick worship"

Where there's just one futa, nobody else, and the dick is gigantic and the center of focus.

>>24241431
That's fair, but would you rather have a horsegirl with bound legs, or a horsegirl with free legs that you can ride, but with her arms fully bound? I'm not a fan of horse, but I would think centaurs would fulfill a perfect niche for dominant men.

>>24241436
But what if I become best friends with it?
What if my lich wife makes it so have it has my mind and I can become it wherever I want?

>>24241264
Since I suggested it, I'll go first:

>Mantis
>Ghost
>Wight

Hmm. That's quite a set of choices. I suppose I'll pick... Mantis! Yeah, a cute Mantis girl!

>The truth was, I was actually rather depressed and put off upon meeting her the first time. I was off in the woods, in the wilderness near my new town when I saw her. A mantis, who humans rarely see, staring at me with disdainful, unemotional eyes. I gave a short hello, but she said nothing. There was a noise, a deer running past. When I looked back to where the Mantis was, she was gone. I guess she hated me that much?
>The second time I met her was more... intimidating. You see, I worked out far from town, and coming out every day, sometimes you see all kinds of animals. This time, I ran into a bear. Not a bear girl, just a regular, huge bear. I knew I was fucked, as I didn't have my bear spray. That's when the Mantis appeared, silent, only a flash of green in my peripheral vision. Before I had a chance to react, the bear was already running, and the Mantis, crouching in front of me (I could, uh, see how pert her ass actually was), stood and glanced at me. "Stay away from here. There are more bears, and their cubs. You'll die." She left then, leaving me alone.
>I learned from my boss that there was a known mantis out there, but she never, ever spoke to anyone. She simply traded for supplies sometimes. The troubled teens I worked with told stories occasionally, too. But only I had actually seen her out in the woods themselves.
>The third time I met her, it was when I was working nights. Alone in the cabin, guarding kids. You could scarcely say I met her at all. There was a noise. She didn't make noises unless she wanted to, I knew that already. And I looked out into the dark, beyond the back door, and at the tree line, for a brief moment, I saw movement. It could have been an animal, but... I saw her scythe-like claws. How long had she been watching? I saw the small rock near the door. Had she... thrown it? Did she want me to know she had been watching?

>>24241454

>>24241460
I've seen some of the former, but almost none of the latter. You'd think there would be a few pieces of art involving a kiki hobbling around in leather with a feather duster in her mouth.

>>24241488
I much prefer complete or almost complete immobilization followed by hot sex and/or nice intimate cuddling, so I'd still opt for the former.

>>24241454
>>24241500
Legs for days

>>24241461
You should at least teach them some responsibility and make them help. Can't let them get away with doing nothing after all, unless spoiled kids is your desired outcome.

>>24241516
There's a story or two out there, but yeah, Kikis need more bondage art for sure.

>>24241518
I can see why someone would be turned off by official centaurs, but like the idea of horsegirls.
But why would a horsegirl be particularly fun with bondage?

>>24241532
Maybe kikifags see them as too pure or dignified for that stuff.

>>24241394
I think she is hot and i want to wife her.

Do mindflayer dream?

>>24241550
>But why would a horsegirl be particularly fun with bondage?
Ever heard of ponygirl play anon? Dressing her up in tight leather and/or rubber and a bit gag, then making her prance around the room for you with a bunch of vibrators in her? 'Riding' her hard all night long?

wip

>>24241585
Do I have to pay for her or does she come with the meal?

>>24241585
Oh wow she can turn semi-invisible.

>>24241578
I see, though the same can be done with a four-legged, except you can literally ride her, but not everyone likes horse pussy.
Would she pretend to hate it?

>>24241665
Horse pussy belongs on actual horses, not horses with people bits.
And yes, I imagine she would. At least until the sex gets going.

>>24241046
i'll wait until she turns 18 and not look like a loli

>>24241677
Any spanking or whipping?

>>24241864
Oh, absolutely! Ornery horses must be taught their place, be it with hands, paddles, or a good old riding crop. I see putting her in a tight rubber suit with holes for breasts and butt working quite well for such a situation.

>>24241929
Are you cruel enough to whip her with a DVD of Johnny Test?

>>24241954
No way, man.

How complex it is to attract lims? I mean you can't just yell I love lilims and expect to get one, right?

>>24242028
It might depend on how easy/difficult it is to get a lilim mana marker, and how many humans get such markers.

Logically though lilims would be among the hardest monsters to get as a wife, simply because there are so few of them (perhaps a hundred, an unknown number already married). Still, most men either are not seeking monster wives or are not seeking lilim at least, so you'd have that in your favor.

On the other hand, lilim can give birth to lilim if their husband is powerful enough, so it'd depend too on if you would be happy with any lilim or specifically want one that Lilith gave birth to.

>>24242028
Just go full helltaker and break into hell to get a lilim.

>>24241864
don't neglect the spurs

>>24242028
>>24242095

>>24241736
Anon you shouldn't just neglect your maid for a decade like that.

>>24242095
>>24242201
I'll write on a paper that I want a lim gf and put int on the wall of the local tavern.

>>24242201
this is what I want to do if I were in MGE land. I want a HUGE quest worth doing.

>>24242225
how is it neglecting?

>>24242201
So would lilims be disappointing final bosses, take grueling work in subduing, or would they simply adjust their difficulty to make the fight the right level of challenging? Would they simply let a defeated man escape if he's a dom so he can come back and try again?

>>24242368
They're an eclectic bunch, there's no point in making generalities about them.

>>24242401
They would probably be diverse and might depend on whether they're dominant, submissive, equal, or switches.

>>24242401
They all smell.

>>24242536
you missed a spot

>>24242536
If you're going to scare the advertisers away with all those nipples, you might as well post the uncensored version.

>>24242536
ANON NO THE TOP RIGHT CORNER

>>24242536
based, porn should be allowed

>>24242557
Still I'd hardly call this a censor
Like cmon are nipples really such a big deal, it's not even in a sexual context they're just bathing

>>24242557
There ya go
We're all proud of you

>>24242330
>how is it neglecting?
Making your young enthusiastic maid wait for a long time before ordering her do every monstergirl servant's favourite duty.

>>24242613
Lolicon is shit.

>>24242557
Best cat

>>24242623
Not for the lolis

>>24242636
I too enjoy a manticore

>>24242623
>human men love little monstergirls
>little monstergirls love human men
Seems to me like lolicon is a perfect system.

>>24242650
I am not a loli.

>>24242774
Then who are you to take away the happiness of little monster girls?

>>24242791
Not a lolicon.

This conversation is stupid. Forcing any body type on someone that doesn't like it is stupid, so is getting angry about loli on /jp/ of all places. Like what you want.

>>24241390
>Ushi Oni
>Dork Elf
>Gremlin
I’ll take my rape spider demon cow and leave the others.