/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Live off the land.

Mooch off parents

or

Risk it all and ride the stock market

>>2422102
Loving and caring parents (in my case at least).

Ramen noodles are extremely cheap.

>>2422109
This will work depending on where you live.

Do you at least have rice?

Order Chinese food.

>>2422109
Agreed. Become a farmer.

>>2422110
You forgot:

Risk nothing and apply for goverment services.

Is that a bag of cheese I see?

Problem solved.

>>2422118
>>2422109
A native american NEET.

Or perhaps a farmer.

Ramen and malt liquor

>>2422127
Yea attract some mice with the cheese and eat them.

>>2422121
Fuck China.

>>2422127
You didn't see the SQUARES OF AMERICAN CHEESE first? I thought top left was a bag of salad at first

>>2422139

I lol'd so hard I forgot to rage at the jj.am waterprint

Or learn how to cook cheap, awesome food.

Two cups peanut butter, two cups water, 1/4 cup soy, some sambal oelek or any kind of chili paste, 1/4 cup white vinegar, pinch of salt. Heat in pot and mix until smooth. Serve with white rice. Made in bulk this is cheap, nutritious and filling, not to mention traditionally Asian.

>>2422163
>not to mention traditionally Asian.
>with this meal I am one step closer to becoming GRORIOUS NIPPON

You have an apple and some American cheese slices. I don't see what the problem is here.

>no food
The apple has enough carbohydrates to keep you alive for at least two days if you don't move much.

>>2422176
Dude, I don't care either way, but considering how the people who moan about "THE NEET LYFESTILE" usually think ...

>>2422163
1/4 soy what? Beans?

All I eat is ramen, toast, junk food, and anything else that I can microwave or just grab and eat.

>>2422193
sauce

>>2422185
NEET != Japanese

>>2422193
soy SAUCE. I usually use indonesian Ketjap Benteng, but I am not a neet.

I have no cooking skills, so I just microwave noodles and shit.

>>2422203
fuck, I instinctively clicked this hoping for some hawt unnamed doujin action

>>2422230
Yeah. be a dick and nitpick about semen-antics. You know what the fuck I ment.

Next recipe:
Buy cheap-ass pork meat, cut into pieces and drop into a bowl. Cover the meat with 50% oil, 50% sprite, crush as much garlic as you feel comfortable with. Let sit for 24 hours. Fry in pan. Keeps for about five days, basically forever in a fridge, and just happens to taste like liquid sex.

>>2422123
What sort of government services can a lazy American such as myself receive?

Neet Warrior Soup. (Cures impotence)
Peel a bunch of potatoes, cut up some onions and leeks (if you want four servings it'll cost about $4-6) and put it all in a pot. Add some salt.

Boil for like, 20 minutes, and then use a spoon or anything solid really to turn it into mush. Boil for another five or so minutes. Keeps for about two weeks.

>>2422254
It tastes like semen?

>>2422267
Not anything, really. You'd need to live in a socialist country.

>>2422254
>pork
yuck, no thx

>>2422267
I'm not a welfare agent, I wouldn't know.

>>2422278
That's what I figured. Maybe I can go see a psychiatrist and have them diagnose me with something. Or find a way for me to loose both of my legs.

>>2422312
Perhaps. I've heard that it's pretty hard to get money regardless of what your problem is. So many people (like you) try to cheat the system that they have to be really skeptical about applicants.

>>2422326
How are you cheating the system if you actually have no money and can't get a job?

I have 800 flavors of ramen noodles.

>>2422278
>implying America isn't a socialist country

>>2422348
Can't or won't? I'm pretty sure most NEET /jp users are NEET by choice. Also you called yourself lazy. That doesn't exactly ring of job searching.

Im a neet too......

>>2422360
You forgot the sage or reaction image that would have made your post look like you were trying to make a point.

Recycle piss and shit. Think of them as tea and gravy meatloaf.

>>2422348

He is referring to people who can get a job, but just don't.

>>2422283
Fuck you and your Islam horseshit.

Next up: King Dong Chicken Soup
Buy a frozen chicken (usually ~$3) some potatos, a leek or two, three stalks of celery, a bell pepper and two onions and a cheap beer.

Cut everything into little pieces. Cut/tear the chicken into like ... eight pieces, boil everything for ~20 minutes. Remove the chicken. Mix everything else into a smooth paste with a fork.
Remove the bones from the chicken, add them to the soup with salt and some hot sauce/chili peppers/whatever. 3-5 servings. Keeps for about three days.

>>2422386
>King Dong Chicken Soup

Fuck, why did I laugh?

Honestly, food itself is very cheap if you do not splash out on stupid products, no matter what life style you have.

And I take that NEET life basically consist of sitting in front of a computer. Thus, very little exercise -> lowered need for nutrition -> you do not need to buy so much food.

I'd go with salads and vegetables plus cheap stuff like pasta or whatever. Vitamin supplements to take care you do not develop any malnutrition disorders.

buy one of those $ 0,50 bags of pasta. great stuff

>>2422398
Hence my recipes. Making $10 worth of soup will last a NEET at least a week, if not more.

>>2422414
It is, for a little while. Pasta, when combined with not excercising tends to make you FAT. and I would know, I was on benefits for 2 years and ate nothing but cheap pasta and shit like that (no fast food, no beer, no candy) and I gained something absurd like 60 pounds in that time. Like I said, good in theory.

>>2422398
Milk is expensive, I can't live without milk.

How much money do I need to save up before I can become a Neet?

I'm currently an Auditor living in NYC. I make about 60 grand a year with a raise every year. I'm planning on saving about 600 grand before I become a neet which shouldn't be that hard after I get several certification tests done. I plan to do all of this in about 10 years, the only that worries me is the health insurance. I don't have a car but I do have a mortgage that might set me back so I'm thinking about renting the place out.

>>2422535
Become a NEET when you can get money off interest or stocks.

>>2422535
Keep your job and be a contributing member of society.

>>2422535
>>I'm currently an Auditor living in NYC. I make about 60 grand a year with a raise every year.

Dude I am going to murder you. I am an involuntary NEET right now and I've always wanted to live in NYC. FUCK YOU.

I dunno.

Go out and buy new food?

No
Education
Employment
Training

>>2422565
>>be a contributing member of society

>>2422570
Believe in yourself and you can make your dreams come true~~

>>2422578
Adulthood is harder for some than it is for others.

>>2422535

oh lol. that would be called retirement.

Ignoring the INFURIATING poasters in this thread:
Reimus "Another week without donations" Chili.
You'll need: half a pound of ground meat, I use pork. One chili pepper, two cans of beans, a quarter pound of bacon, two cans of crushed tomatoes, two onions, one can of mushrooms.

Chop the veggies and pan-fry them until they've got some measure of colour. Meanwhile, in a different pan, fry the bacon and the ground meat until it smells like win. Mix them both in a large pot. Add beans + chili pepper. Boil on low to medium heat for five-odd minutes. Serve with rice.

>>2422637
should add, runs you about $8-11, lasts two weeks in the fridge, serves eight.

>>2422637
>Chili
>Serve with rice

>>2422602
Or tenure, for some of us. : )

>>2422637
>poasters

>>2422658
You're from the South or the Southwest. I am not. We are different. Accept this and you will live longer.
>>2422681
It's an ironic joke, asswipe.

1up Mushroom Salad
One pound of mushrooms, a tablespoon of mustard, a tbsp. of vinegar, a tbsp. of oil and a crushed garlic clove.

Chop the mushrooms (~$4.50) finely. Mix everything else into a smooth sauce. Mix shrooms and sauce into one big mess. This one does not keep well, but it should last a day or so. Serves four, adjust recipe to mouths to feed-ratio.

>>2422721
>It's an ironic joke, asswipe.
more like lol i troll u

>>2422767
I don't give a fuck. I'm spitting hot fire.

I SPIT HOT FIRE

Meilings "Sakuya didn't feed me. AGAIN." Potato Surprise.
Several potatoes, one onion, half a leek, random meat. Butter.

Heat the butter until it's brown. Finely chop the potatoes until they're about twice the size of a french fry. Fry them in butter for 10+ minutes on medium heat, add the meat. When the meat seems "okayishly done" add the rest of the veggies and keep frying. When it "looks done" take it off the stove. Let it cool for five minutes.

I used to cook this for a hardcore neet friend of mine and he loved it since it's warm, easy to eat and didn't hurt his wallet none. If you live in a village or city (mid-size towns are outta luck) you can get everything except the meat for free so the the dish total runs you about $6. Serves four, keeps for about five days.

>>2422823
Fascinating.

>>2422658
What the hell is this? With what you would then serve it? Potatoes?

>>2422823
go to /ck/ with your shit recipes

>>2422833
stupid fucking nip/chink spotted

Huh, if I remember correctly I had a recipe for soybean sprouts.

Basically you need some soybean sprouts (forgot how much), soy sauce, a pot ( or something to boil stuff in), black pepper, and some deep fried onions(optional).

all you need to do is boil the sprouts until it's edible, drain out the water, and pour the soy sauce , black pepper, and deep fried onions over it.

I wish my fridge was as clean as yours.

>>2422823
I live in a smallish town/village, and yet I still have to buy my food.

Please explain as to the procurement of free foods.

>>2422823
Why not drop that otaku stuff and come to /ck/ if you're no user already?

I wonder if OP ever got to eat something. ;_;

You don't need to give all the recipes these "cute" names.

1) Call up a pizza place around closing time and order a pizza.
2) Wait around until they throw the pizza out.
3) Retrieve pizza and eat.

>>2422833
Soufeners serve it as-is. They also add Okra and sweet taters to it so it has a different ... power
.>>2422852
SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE. I am trying to give back to the community we have here. For all I know, the anon asking is the same anon who posted that amazing doujin the other day that made me cum, cum super hard.

>>2422925
That is smart.

Well, as for tea recipe for such quality people as NEET:

A spoonful of black tea for each 2 dl of water. Boil 10+ minutes until the tea leaves remain in the bottom of the kettle.

Enjoy with a tint of milk while warm or chilled with lots of ice and just a little bit of lemon juice.
It's is adviced to add no sugar. Again, no sugar. DO not put sugar in it.

>>2422925
>1) Call up a pizza place around closing time and order a pizza.
>2) Watch employee take the pizza home with them.
>3) Cry.

>>2422965
>A spoonful of black tea for each 2 dl of water.
dl?

1. Get a job.
2. Buy food.

>>2422989
1. Get a job.
2. Live off the protein from all the dicks you are required to fellate.

Go out side a few steps. Dig up dandelions. Put some dirt in a bowl you're not using. Plant dandelions. Cultivate and serve. I suggest steaming.

>>2423000
You can also eat your successful neighbors' rose bushes.

1. Go to orchard
2. Steal apple tree
3. Eat apples

>>2423007

Thanks for reminding me of that moment in time when I went over to my neighbors garden and stole one of those HUEG asian squash while they were out.

>>2422994
That's just part of life, bro.

>>2423034
The orchards around here only have oranges. What should I do

>>2423051
1. Go to orchard/vineyard/farm
2. Steal fruit/vegetable producing plants/trees/bushes
3. Eat fruit/vegetable.

I generalized it to help out more NEETs.

>>2423071
but that only helps NEETs who live way out in the boondocks of hickville.

what about us city folk?

I'm having Borscht tonight
Shit is going to be so cash

>>2423102
Resort to eating cheap food, instead of meat, eat beans and tofu.

>>2423102
Level up your pickpocket and shoplifting skills.

>>2422122

You know... I know about farming...

>>2423071
and everyone else talking about stealing from someone:

Have you ever robbed a farm yourself?

>>2422965
Hey meru can you become my waifu?

The core components of the cheap diet:
1. Dried lentils (best value protein)
2. Rice or pasta (best value calories)
3. Frozen mixed veg (best value vitamins and phytonutrients, cheaper and better and easier to prepare than fresh veg. Microwaving is the best cooking method to preserve all the nutrients)
4. Oil (fat is an essential nutrient). Olive is best if you can afford it. Avoid omega-6 fatty acids because it's near impossible to be deficient in them, and you want them to be in balance with the much more expensive omega-3 fatty acids.

Supplements to the cheap diet (whenever you can afford them):
1. Fresh Atlantic mackerel, steamed. This is the best fish you can get, and in the UK at least it's reasonably priced!
2. Eggs
3. Ground beef or turkey. You don't need much of this.
4. Hot sauce. Makes everything better.
5. Salt. Not much of this either, unless you're sweating a lot.
6. Various spices.
7. Tea

>>2423213
She already is someone else's

>>2422131

ACTUALLY, i'm not too sure about the Native American NEET living off the land and such. if a NA NEET lived off the land, they wouldn't be on the internet. that and im thinking that NA aren't much into the living off the land thing anymore, i live on a rez, most NA's pretend to be black or some shit. Speaking as a NA NEET, i think when one says, "Live off the land" i can only think of, "hippie" or Government cheese.

>>2423215
Almost forgot, core component #5: OATS
/fit/ loves these for good reason.

>>2423120

Agreed, meat is probably the most expensive part of a diet. Beans + rice or corn and tofu (by itself) gives you the complete amino acids you need to stay healthy.