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Sora please save us...
Hey! PPT!
peKO
I want to marry Pekora!
BRINGHER HOME
MY WIFE ROBOCO BTFO TOWAFAG IN THE LAST THREADSHE'S SO WONDERFUL8 MORE HOURS UNTIL SHE STREAMS AGAIN
WE AWW ZA WAAAAAWD
KYS RITUALPOSTERS
>>24166022Fuck SOPs
>>24166022SORA-MAMA!
Your yubisHand them over
Help
Finally! I can post Pekora again!
what are they looking at?
I love Suisei
Why are you guys like this
Newfag hereWho is objectively the least reddit holo?
Hey guys.
>10 replies>50 imagesYAMERO
Reminder to not do stupid shit like email cover corp with your N5 japanese
Come play Horroge with me
>cripples your hololivesBASADO
Pecuck
>>24166028
Hey guys
toaw
>>24166022 Good OPMiko...
I want to fill Marine’s womb and drink her breast milk.
>>24166035But anon you are the ritual poster
HEY GUYS.
>>24166022Sora is the only hope for hololive
I love the dog and 5 chang incels can't change that
>>24166044theyre rating my cock
>>24166030OKep>>24166035u furst faget :^)
>>24166033Please never post anything like that again.
>>24166069Based Korochad.
>>24166049Coco is the vtuber incarnation of years of 4chan lurking and shitposting.
I just realized Korone has 4 ears...
>>24166049Sora, literally nobody watches or talks about her anymore
I HATE ellipses posters
FAQ /hlg/
https://files.catbox.moe/6y7esy.mp4
>>24166049AZKi followed by Suisei
>>24166049Flare
>>24165893
Towa is cute!
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1270430134781177858Can't believe Kaoru is going to jail too.
>>24166084
>>24166063CONSOOM THE WOMB
Artia...
>>24166069Based 5ch incels need to have sex
>>24165995Says the man who is defending the JOPs trying to force nip law nonlogic onto a burgerswede game.
>>24166044Korone getting slapped by Yagoo in front of 5ch while /hlg/ records.
Korone english gotten so much better.
instead of reporting that Cover is breaking rules that companies don't enforce, they should be reporting that Matsuri is being stalked by some creep who programmed a Matsuri tracker....
>>24166078She a mod on the official subleddit...
>>24166083...
>winterleaf>now this shitWhy does Korone attract a lot of trouble? Is it the EOP's fault again?
>>24166083FUCK YOU
>>24166083elipses posters...
>>24166082She has 6
>>24166102its actually insane. whats her secret
>>24166083Thanks for blogging...
>>24166069heres your female dog bro!
>>24166044Aqua trying to go potty without stepping on 5 stools and a staircase to reach the toilet
Reminder.FUCK IRRELEVANT NIJINIGGERS
>>24166082All the better to hear the screeching of autists with
>>24166089Thanks again
>>24166073okePeko
>>24166103Oh wow, it's fucking nothing.
I want to marry Aqua!
>>24166103She still shitposts like a 4chan autist
>>24166110It literally never was the EOPs fault. For all the shit we give them, almost every major cancer parade has been directly caused by retarded JOPs.
GET FUCKED MINECRAFTFAGS HAHAHA ARKCHADS WIN AGAIN HAHAHA DINO IN YOUR FAVORITE HOLOLIVE'S PUSSY HAHAHA
>>24166100Play in japan, you follow japan's rules. Capiche?
If you like spamming images so much why not go to discord and share your epic memes with your friends
>>24166103Sadly half of 4chan are redditors
>>24166099Will you still love her after she stops being Korone and goes back to niconico?
I felt 0 attractions for any holos, but after learning that Korone, Okayu and Mio are chubsters my boner is in critical condition.
>>24166110>Why are anti's going after someone who got 100k subs in a week.
>>24166116Sleeping with English teacher-san.
If you guys want good news, the niji/holo tribal wars has finally calmed down on nico nico douga. so shit is somewhat normal again. except for that one pekora video but things are finally calming down.Pray that cover doesn't do anything else stupid
>>24166124>popularity as an indication of qualityNot even a Nijifag but you gotta go back dude.
>So what do you think about the whole site war going on>I just want to play games anon...
>>24166141they have to post the same 30 pics within the first 50 posts every single thread in case you forgot what they looked like
>>24166140Anon... Please... You don't understand... Basic law... Please... Stop... Making... Yourself... Look... Retarded...
>>24166124>speed = goodAnonchama...
>>24166128Jackpot
>>24166123stop posting my wife
>>24166139Comfy times ahead, we need Senchou, rabbit and onion back.
>>24166112Please don't waste image slotsWe are a thread that needs to conserve themSomeone sniffpost so I have an excuse to post more Pekora
>>24166139I can't believe sensei released audio of her fucking a dinosaur
>>24166124I like the monstergirl thread :)
Hating ritual posters was supposed to be ironic you idiots, I know because I was the first one doing it
Sugita gets to fuck that every night????
>>24166078>>24166103I know, that's why I love Kson!
>>24166089>that haachama deepthroatSomeone PLEASE post the vomit .webm, it'll be the perfect accompaniment
>>24166141Generals start with rituals, sorry newfriend though image posting should slow down for thread health
>>241661414chan is an imageboard so it works better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGvRvyEItM&t=25sIM A BIG RE TARD IM A BIG RE TARD
>>24166124Holochads rise up.
>>24166102her pronounciation has gotten really good
>>24166110She's an easy target because she doesn't respond well to criticism and also happened to get caught misspelling a franchise name to get evade copyright strikes.
>>24166139Choco...
>>24166139>Only the shit holos like Aki, Coco, and Choco still play ArkYou can have em.
>>24166154I love Korosan so much bros. I can't take it anymore.
>>24166123MEEEEEIIIIIIIDDDOOOSSS!!!!!>>24166129This is some next level Pekoposting
>>24166167repping your chuuba at the top of the thread is bragging rightsthey dont get it
>>24166146Yes, I actually like her old streams, only watched a few but I like them
Who's the most normie and who's the most neet/otaku chubba?
I love my wife Peko!
>>24166160Tell that to cover I'm just stating facts. comprende?
>>24166151Yeah I see it calming down too, except narukami got nijisanji autists mad because he laughed at the prospect of iwanaga getting blood cancer so rejoice, he's going to be their next target
>pic reference to gone girlreally noggins my joggin
>>24166167We ran out of images at 1200 posts yesterday
>>24166091>all of its true >>24163050https://youtu.be/qnMEBdTBK6M?t=768
>>24166188PeeP
>>24166083lrn2mechanincs
>>24166139>check arc on steam>55 bucks for a base game>85 for DLCs
>>24166151It's really the only thing we can do right now.In that time I should watch my chuubas archives while they're still there.
>>24166104>moves to japan to get closer to festival>refuses to remove clips of festival so she could get monetization back forcing her to eat bread crumbs for a month>makes a creepy as fuck stalker open source program>goes into roommate chatroom without an altone day hes gonna snap and do something fucked to her desu desu
>>24166192According to this thread, Coco on both accounts.
>>24166154>>24166187My yubis: Gone.
>>24166139Shouldn't you be asleep Choco?
>>24166170https://files.catbox.moe/96i3du.mp4anytime
>>24166124Being faster is the opposite of good anon...
sniff
>>24166192>normiesora or titty monster>most neet/otakuhow can anyone compete with miko
>>24166177jesus christ cannot unhear
>>24166166me too
>>24166123Thicc
>>24166154>wubbadubbadubba is that true?
>>24166151I'm lusting for revenge right now Minecraft can die for all I care
>>24166139ITS NOT TRHUEEEEE
I love Haachama non-sexually
>>24166187These little endscreens are the bestI love sticking around to see what she'll do with them next
>>24166192Rushia uses youtube videos on loop for her BGM during streams and didn’t know control + v was a thing a few months ago.
>>24163050>Kira is afraid to start a celebration stream for 1 year anniversarywat
>>24166221>Titty monsterIf you're referring to Noel she is more autistic than most posters in this thread
someone post the Luna webmyou know theone
>>24166193>>24166031Stop claiming my wife. That's not OK to do.
>>24166204
>>24166206Jewish Devs it was like £5 on g2a not long ago -dlc obviously
>>24166200That was an emergency situation, usually its 1500-1700 which is fine
>>24166208It gets worse now because she's started pushing up her real idol channel (with Apex lmao), so once she starts doing live events, it's not like she can stop him from getting tickets...
>>24166044Holostars
>>2416621924 thread is so dead and devoid of discussion 24 fags need to come here
Mikochi Mikochi Mikochi kyuujinMikochi Mikochi. . .Elito Kojo!
>>24166206Steam summer sale starts in about 2 weeks if you can afford to wait
>>24166198Korone...
>>24166208tfw Ii'll never do all shit for coco. I'm pathetic compared to him...
>>24166238anxiety, you can google it if it's a new word for you
Reminder that Korone is a gaijin hunter and EOPs make her heart go doki doki.
>>24166208do you think the Japanese fans notice the shit he does like replying to tweets the second they're posted and weird shit like that? I doubt they'd be aware of the stalker program, but certainly some japanese have to have noticed some of the creepier fans that constantly show up on their favorite chuuba's streams...
>>24166219VITfags, back off. AGI RULES
>>24166204Show me more!
>>24166139You know, I don't recall any dinosaur porn coming out of the fad.
>>24166168Pekora’s roommate got nice breasts
>>24166216Thanks, I'm going to wring my cock dry now.
>>24166197>inb4 narukami post video on twitter "WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE"
So when is Korone gonna stream DOOM?
>>24166177why do they even try to let her speak english...
>>24166255I actually see those losers talk about their streams, they also got jannies on their side so shit gets deleted fast so...We also talk about streams but we got a fare share of idiots here who loves biting bait
>>24166262>blackedBros...
>>24166124>Reminderyes, reminder that /hlg/ is more autistic than anything on /pol/ or /v/
>>24166267good. hunt me korone.
>>24166220Always reply to 35p
>>24166220You post sniffI post PekoraSimple as
>>24166273Don't sexualise my retarded daughter, she has special needs
>>24166168https://majeur.zawarudo.org/virtuelles/res/94371.htmlDamn even Taiwan is higher level than us.
>>24166267I can't believe she MURDERS gaijins for sport
>>24166259Did she get permission from the company that made that truck to plaster her face on it?
>>24166151A war on NND is like a war on a deserted island. Who cares?
Akutan in this moment
>>24166288And we're proud of it.
>>24166185Ark can't have Aki and especially Choco... they need to be saved...
>>24166197I like Narukami more than the Nijisanji fanbase
>>24166267
>>24166260Why would I even wanted to play it. It looks like your usual early access survival clusterfuck.
>>24163760Streamer org, like who? I gotta know!>>24165968It's SRB2K's time to shine.
>>24166278Is he truly the Japanese Keemstar?
>>24166168
>>24166291>simple as
That narukami retard is going to be 5ch's next target, im losing my shit. The guy made fun of iwanaga getting blood cancer.your holos are going to be safer since that dipshit turned himself into a new targethttps://www.nicovideo.jp/tag/%E9%B3%B4%E7%A5%9E%E8%A3%81?f_range=1&sort=v&order=d
Ummmmm do you all have permission to post your favorite holo?????
>all these nothing burgersyou guys do know african kids are starving right? stop panicking over a potential lawsuit.
>>24166301Me on the right out of picture
>>24166281DOOM...New Vegas...Last of Us...
>>24166288Everyone here is gay for the homos tbdesu.
will mikocchi ask for a boob upgrade soon to celebrate 300k
>>24166206you don't need all the dlc's
>>24166319Good
>>24166301Me on the right
>>24166151On NND ends? PpttIf 5ch end? Everyone in vtuber community happy
>>24166264Uh bro, I think you got things backwards. He not only does it for free, but he PAYS her on top of it
>>24166313I don't know if I should thank him
>>24166320Mea?!
>>24166313Do they really have to form hate mobs because someone made fun of their favorite CEO, I hate them so much.
>>24166313JUST
>>24166267Korone is a size queen!
/hlg/ we did nothing AND contributed the most. well done.
>>24166317Yes, I'm Peko's husband. Need anything?
I sniff every time I see a sniffpost.
>>24166301Rapebros...
>>24166240he's obviously talking about rushia
How do you guys cope with the fact that Japanese chads are fucking your Holo at this very moment?
Nyahello
>>24166330need to financially support my future wife and make up for the years I haven't paid her...
>>24166335He is actually hated by both hololive and nijisanji fanbases so he's getting collectively shat on
How long before the steam craze leads Holos to play Bloons Tower Defense
>>24166313>Narukami redemption arc after he blow up Mel situationBased retard.
>>24166313based japanese keemstar
>>24166341EOP and macine TL /hlg/chads saving everyone, as per usual.
good morning /hlg/, i hope youve all been supporting the good girls and boys of holopro. please give the boys a chance if you havent, and be nice to all the holos even if you dont like them
>>24166353The only thing he did that made me angry is doxxing Korone and even then I hate him less than nijifags
>>24166313He just freaking redeemed himself and now he pulls shit like this
Coco’s oppai is big as fuckGrass
>>24166347pfff I'm numb to that kind of feeling at this point. women I like have been fucked by other men all my life.
>>24166347I just hope it's hot.
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1270415714134839296Kanatan was actually out recording. Bless this hard working angel. Any idea what it's gonna be?
>>24166345Where we at...
>>24166313Does he really have blood cancer? Because him dying and Ichikara crashing would be hilarious.
>>24166347jokes on you, I'm a volcel
Haato reached 350k subs
how many boyfriends have pekora had in real life anons
>coco's pierced tongue giving me headim gonna coom bros...
>>24166347Japanese women aren't western women
>>24166313We did it boysCopyright is no more
>>24166347I wish at least then she'd have someone making her look after herself
>>24166364Tenshi's PP is big enough for them to fit just right.
>>24166374Only Miko
>>24166371it's actually easily treatable, even so, he pissed of a lot of people kek
>>24166022matsuri really is menhera
Aqua worked so hard, in the end it didn't even matter...
What was the youtube drama in the last thread? I joined as it was dying.
>>24166375piercings are unironically hot as fuck.
>>24166374equal to the amount of yen she has in her wallet
>>24166354The fuck is that?
>>24166139Based
Enough shitposting.What kind of outfit will the fat cat get in 2 days?
>>24166375Kabaya?!
korone just flagged the korofunk song down
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
>>24166313Evil defeats itself.
>>24166313Oh it looks like virtual budda is going to lead the raid, he's famous among 5ch autists so this should be good
>>24166301Where's the rest?
>>24166347I just hope she is happy.
>>24166148Cause thats 100k subs of people who don't know much about of korone, and those people can be easily dissuaded.And that korone is a wimp
>>24166374probably upwards 10 at least
>>24166394Old tower defence franchise that's basically a mobile game, it's on steam as well. I own it actually but it's barely entertaining as a player no way they'd stream it for viewers
>>24166397They're going to give her a shirt that's as ugly as her pants.
>Marine is poor>Somehow can afford Uber Eats hamburgers daily
>>24166397I hope it's not a lewd one.
>>24166347She stopped being my holo and they're just entertainers to me now, but I've been getting fit, doing my reps and working hard so I can move to Japan and find some hikkineet woman's parents to take the burden off their hands.
>Early doxxfags hours
>>24166397The exact same except her sweatshirt hood is up
>>24165623I'm a lawfag and I'm cringing so hard seeing people with no knowledge in law think >they know shitWithout prior written approval from Mojang, corporations, businesses, advertising agencies, non-profits, governments, and other entities MAY NOT use Minecraft gameplay to PROMOTE OR MARKET UNRELATED BRANDS, PRODUCTS, CAMPAIGNS, OR SERVICES It refers to product placement or using the minecraft assets to advertise products (building the brand on minecraft and using that image for your advertisement campaign>Specifically, if you are one of these entities or someone who is hired by them, you MAY NOT exploit Minecraft or Minecraft assets to:And this part refers to the modders hired by the previous corps to achieve those goals
>>24166347You can't fuck 2D (yet) and I don't give a shit about the 3DPD women behind chuubas.
>>24166401Korochama!?
>>24166382God I wish Tenshi would molest me.
>>24166401Fucking nijitards
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB FILLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNG
>>24166423Let them have their shitposting anon. Don't you know building wool buildings of a character in minecraft is 'promoting' that brand?
>>24166420These are dramafag hours, get it right.And not the fun kind of drama either
>>24166401it's still up though
>>24166397it will be a cute housewife looking outfit, complete with the apron!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IE9Cg1fLz8
otsumiko bye bye
>NijiCHADS when they see a holopleb play without permission from their masters.
>>24166426I just want to suckle on the tip of her dick like a baby on his mother's teat, is that so much to ask for?
>>24166397The exact same except with whe other pant leg rolled up
>>24166440NijiCHADS are laughing at us again!!!!!
>>24166401Why are you lying nigger?Just open 1min ago.
>>24166423They are literally promoting a brand by playing it as part of a company
>>241664235ch AUTISTS AND JOP'S BTFO, MINECRAFT IS SAVED
>>24166344I post Pekora every time I see a sniffpost
>>24166415I don't blame her eating burgers every day. Current Marine must be happy as fuck that she's making solid dosh just by playing 2hu
>>24166423So it's ok to stream or not?
>>24166397She said a little more in today's ASMR. She confirmed that it kind of might(acting real vague) match Korone's alternate, and that it actually shows off her stomach more but it isn't erotic. Her other clue was "ma" from the previous zatsudan. I got no clue honestly. I was thinking a serafuku of some kind or a swimsuit, but those definitely wouldn't match Korone's.
>>24166423>Thinking japs can read english>Thinking /hlg/ tourists have a brainJust stop wasting energy and leave the threads for a few days anon
is there anything more pathetic than otakus fanbase wars?
>>24166415I'm technically poor and I can afford delivery food, alcohol, expensive things like bikes, pcs and anime figures. Being poor means nothing nowadays.
Which holo has the best taste in video games?
>>24166397Imagine Okayu in a catsuit...
>>24166313someone give me a run down on who virtual buddha is?
>>24166347I'm not an idolfag or *yger, thinking that I'm going to somehow one day fuck her myself, so I don't really care. I just like to watch Pekora and reply to sniffposters.
>>24166423They have hololive branding on the server, and it's one of their most popular series over all channels. I think it's done just a little to "promote their brand".
>>24166415Are Freshness burgers really that good?
>>24166438That's just her official new years outfit, anon.
>>24166423Hmm yes yes, quite. I also watched episode 1 of Rick and Morty and I agree with you.
>>24166462Western e-thots fanbase wars.
>>24166440Enjoy it while you can, after the drama is over there'll be no Nijishitter knee unslapped, Aqua is taking this week to prepare for vengeance
>>24166073
>>24166457>it actually shows off her stomach more but it isn't erotic.Oh no, she's gotten fatter.
>>24166438>>24166397>Member only naked apron okayu I need it
>>24166462No this is the saddest shit I've ever had to witness
>>24166441That wouldn't be enough for me, I want her to show me her S side and force me to do anything she wants while coldly commenting on how bad I am at it.
>>24166451Thanks for chiming in, Lionel Hutz.
Stop drama you nigger.Instead create more believable narrative
Civia the gay unicorn also misses Artiahttps://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1270431425980960768
>>24166465Korone and Okayu. Okayu has been turning Subaru into a connoisseur of kamige too.
>>24166482>>24166473Gamergate was pretty fucking pathetic
35Ps I'm still shaking.what do?
>>24166206when its on sale its $10
>>24166192
Uhhhh bros?
>>24166465anyone that plays jrpgs
Rank the top 3 most sexy holosRank the top 3 most sexy holos roomates
how can you not love this 30 year old dusty wombed grandma?
>>24166463you are not poor then.
>>24166479That would be way too erotic anon, what the hell are you saying?!
>>24166473Is this an actual thing?
>>24166292
>>24166472Matsuri's brother is that you?
>>24166465Probably Korone, Marine, and Subaru
>>24166487If Mojang or whoever doesn't enforce these laws it doesn't mean they aren't there, according to Nijifags all company chuubas playing Minecraft are literal criminals.
>>24166462Whatever dumb shit normalfag fanbases fight over. Now that I think about it, shit in area eleven is probably that bad because it has both the popularity of reddit and the same amount of autists here. A horrible admixture of normalfags and hardcore autism.
>>24166515>Forgetting about OkayuAnon kun...
FUCK NIJISANJI. DON'T WATCH NIJISANJI. THE ERA OF FREE LOVE IS OVER.
NO MORE MINECRAFT FOR ALL CORPORATE VTUBERS BECAUSE THEY'RE PROMOTING THEIR BRANDSARKBROS RISE UP
>>24166506I don't make that much money. I just don't have a lot of expenses that other people take for granted.
>>24166512>not the edit
>>24166484Fuck, imagine getting vitriol thrown at you in her ikemen voice. My dick can't get any harder than this.
>>24166151Here's a video where YAGOO talks about how their company is saving girls from their ugliness in case you've missed it.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36993494
>>24166402Please don't use my wife for TwitchpostingIt makes her sad
>>24166462lidl vs aldi
>>24166502haachama, marine, pekoracoco, noel, fubuki
>no minecraft scheduledknee = bent
>>24166524I haven't watched her enough to tell, but I do appreciate she played Yume Nikki. Lots of 懐かしい in chat
>>24166415I think Marine must live at home or inherited a house from a dead relative because she mentioned living in a pretty rundown house
>>24166525ERA IS DEADONLY GIBARA REMAINS
>>24166498
>>24166354It's just budget Arknights.
Imagine if we get a kuudere tomboy with shark teeth as holo.And she uses her shark teeth to nibble on necks in order to show affection
>>24166511Is pokimeme simpknights wars count?
>>24166471Holy shit she should wear this more often. My dick has never been harder
>>24166177Hey how are you?Fine thank you!
>>24166538>Please don't use my wife for Twitchpostingyeah she can do that herselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxOHQ4wNKzg
>>24166183Why would she even care, she's at the top and got lots of fan everywhere.
>>24166502Pekora, Pekora, Pekorahundred ten, hundred ten, hundred ten
>>24166457I just got home, how was the ASMR stream?
>"hey this hololive vtubers are seem pretty neat">"I heard there is a hololive general in /jp/. Maybe I should go there to learn more about them."
>>24166536I fucking give up
>>24166542I just heard from 4chan, that Aqua renounced because she can no longer play minecraft.
>>241663135ch tards realized their copyright uproar was a lost cause that only made them look dumb and gave up on that narrative already? How cute
>>24166440>Nijiplebs when they see an ARK staff enjoy seeing holoCHAD playing their game.
>>24166557This isn't OK.I asked you nicely to stop.This is rape. I'm reporting your post for rape.
>>24166570Containment thread.
>>24166044Matsuoka Shuzo
>>24166493Gamergate never ended.
>>24166558she's a very emotional person anon... her kids were taken away from her, her dad died, and her previous persona wasn't very well liked either...
>>24166573Nah she can still full time league on bilibili
>>24166533Don't do this to me, anon, I'm already too enamored with her ikebo. Imagining her actually getting mad and violently lashing out on you while trying to tenshihandle you and wrestle you into submission is too much.
>>24166570Yea right now was not a good time for you to come to this thread for the first time.Said fucking no one, this thread is always shit it didn't just happen 5 minutes ago
>>24166551Go back and watch her archives from around new years. He're's the reveal:https://youtu.be/-Nzbv6Qd9e0?t=1064
>Aqua comes back from her vacation>Hololive Minecraft server is dead
>>24166557delete this peko
>>24166536wtf is that true??
>>24166575A new narritaive that im seeing that'll probably blow up is that mel is going to stay in hololive despite her stalker being in the same company. But I honestly think it'll be a positive return despite the negative implications
>>24166546Fuck you and your stupid ape waifu. Get out.
>>24166347>chadsI hate that this word somehow became normal
>>24166493it was the 9/11 of the internet
>>24166361he exposes malpractices of companies dealing with their vtubers talents but then he doxx vtubers?! wtf
>>24166563It was good, but honestly I feel like her last two were a bit better. I'm fine with ear cleaning, but I was hoping for something different this time around, or at least a return to the soft singing. I think the sound levels were slightly off too. Still, it was very enjoyable.
>350 posts in>200 images left
>>24166570My first thread was the black subarufag poster one, it could always be worse.
>>24166044This
>>24166577who is Pekora? in math: my solution in history: my queen in art: my canvas in science: my oxygenin geography: my world
>>24166613AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24166576They should stop shitting out members and bet on quality instead. I can't believe they won't even be first to launch EN branch with sheer numbers they have
>>24166525*drumpf voice*wrong
>>24166313Fuck that, they should burn down Nijisanji!
>>24166347My only lament is that I cannot watch her get fucked...
>>24166465Mio
>>24166281>DOOMnever https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1269573904734941185
>>24166617kinda cringe ngl senpai
>>24166415Rimworld stream when? I bet she's the type to start an organ harvesting operation
>>24166469Example 1: An individual player makes a map with a giant Verizon and uploads the video on youtube This is AllowedExample 2: Verizon's CEO has a kid who plays Minecraft and he wants to surprise him, so he hires someone to build a giant Verizon sign in minecraftThis is AllowedExample 3: Verizon's CEO decides to use the map by opening a giant multiplayer server so they can promote the brand among the kids that will enter the server. He forgets to ask for permissionThis is NOT allowedExample 4: Verizon's CEO decide to use the image of the brand in Minecraft for their next ad campaign to sell more internet plans. He forgets to ask for permissionThis is NOT allowedWhat kind of service is Hololive promoting or marketing?
Infact iwanaga getting blood cancer is now overshadowing the whole copyright mess now.
>>24166597You'd think Cover have already fired the guy by now
>>24166592I wanted to wrote something like "are they really ok with those pandering outfits" but then I realized that almost all of them are playing half naked slut so they probably don't mind.
>>24166617in reality: my wife
>>24166613Thanks for reminding
>>24166549Pikamee but autistic?
>>24166617in reality: someone who doesn't know you exist
>>24166612Good enough for me, thanks anon, skimming through I found some very nice ear tapping bit but my headphones just fucking died on me
>>24166415You mean she was poor and isn't any longer but still lives like a poorfag. Home delivery burgers are like gourmet food when your usual daily meals cost less than a few hundred yen.
The funny thing to me is that after everything, Nintendo let them keep there videos up demonetized of course showing they really don't care that much at all, They could have been a lot harsher.
>>24166639Thank god we have actual law fags here
>>24166590God I just want her to facefuck me so hard. I want to choke and black out while she pours her cum down my throat, threatening me if I let any of it spill out. I want her to slap me awake and tell me it's time for my next meal as I'm met with a face full of cock.
>>24166613Blame sniffposters
>>24166613
These threads are going to fast wtf is wrong with you people
>>24166639>What kind of service is Hololive promoting or marketing?Live streaming entertainment
>>24166645but she will, eventually
The world would be a better place if there are more people like Luna.
>>24166639>What kind of service is Hololive promoting or marketing?Their talent?
If the Holostars get to a point where they get 3D models, do you think they'll get some sort of Hologra equivalent as well?
What holos got carried the most by their cute avatars?What holos got hindered the most by their potato ones?>CarriedKoroneAquaNoel>HinderedAZKiFlareLuna
>>24166659It's doomposting anon. Just embrace it
>>24166536Wtf i thought it was a clickbait. I guess all holos are ugly so there's no need to worry
>>24166642I like how reserved and quaint this outfit was in comparison to some of them. Subaru and Korone's were good for that reason too, though maybe not quaint in Korone's case.
>>24166659Only 100 people have showed up so far, expect another 100 before the end of the thread
Towa...look so happy...
I can't believe that RTGame is going to get cancelled by 5ch.
>>24166596Thought he was trolling but then I actually listenedBasically that's what he said, messy sloppy tl;dl:>people that used to do game streaming on NND but don't make money from it so they have to work real jobs>people on YouTube making money from ads>if you aren't that attractive, you can't make it big on YouTube really, it's hard>we're doing business with these people, giving them a character to useI mean, I don't really think it's something to get mad atit's been discussed before in this thread too, the avatars make people give these people a chance when they wouldn't have otherwise, the ones that are actually interesting to watch keep viewers, the ones that don't, don't
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3s>every holo singing togetherthis is cute
>>24166669swap aqua and luna
>>24166669>Luna
>>24166639You are promoting a brand just by belonging to said brand and playing Minecraft, it's the same argument as Hololives not being able to be counted as individuals in the Nintendo guidelines, it's the kind of flimsy argument antis have been using all this time to harass the holos, Nijisanji plays minecraft too by the way.
>>24166030
>>24166668I want to see Roberu cover Tunak Tunak live on stage
>>24166668no itd just be as many 3d streams as possible where they fuck around for fun, and i 100% guarantee you that someone shien would get hit in the balls somehow
>>24166592Thanks anon
>>24166617Don't use my wife for this kind of memepostingIt's not OK. This is rape.
>>24166669But aqua is incredibly cute even without her avatar
real pekoposting hours
>>24166669Towa...
>>24166549kuuderes are objectively shit in every way
>>24166659>he thinks it's fast right now>not even AsaCoco hours or birthday stream hoursFirst day?
>>24166309>It's SRB2K's time to shine.I wish
>>24166684>the hololive yt channel has official subseopbros....
>>24166705Towa gets carried hard by her avatar but she's too heavy for the poor thing.
why does no holo have a cat at home that you can sometimes hear in the stream?
>>24166397Kind of hoping for a dress
sshhh elite sleeping
>>24166678Streaming with old friends.
>>24166313Man these people are real scum.
>>24166698It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by anime girls playing games. Whenever you idiots “車” I am reading the works of Plato, etc. Guess who will get a better job in 5 years?
>>24166716imagine learning japanese when hololive knows it's growing in popularity in the west and will grow even more if they have subtitles
How do I get a girlfriend like Noel's roomate?
>>24166730HEY BITCH!
>>24166732What the fuck did you just say about Okayu you stank ass bitch?
>>24166684>every holo singing together>every holo singing
>>24166489How's Ayame's pregnancy going?
>>24166669>LunaKanzaki Hiro has arguably the most iconic art style compared to all the Holo papas and mamas.
>>24166744probably be a woman first of all
Make sure to watch the 歌枠 vod anons
>>24166730is this the cover to a sexy comic book?
>>24166739Narukami is probably a better human being than the average Nijisanji fan
>>24166748sorry every relevant holo*
>>24166617in geopolitical: my 大日本帝国
>>24166669Noel carries her avatar and two pillars of japanese ASMR industry tho.
>>24166741Whenever we 'car' in chat?
i want kaoru to kiss my belly and make out with me for an hour
>>24166752I just opened that song as you posted this
>>24166730SHUT THE HUCK UP
>>24166721You can hear Okayu's pet cat Temari in practically every other stream of hers.
>>24166744Stop fantasizing about roommates, you poseur
>>24166705>>24166720Towa's live2D is great, but without the husky voice I wouldn't be that into her to be honest.
>>24166744go joesph fritzl mode
>>24166742That's too expensive, why pay for that when you have an army of ESLs/JSLs who will translate clips for free
>>24166660>Live streaming entertainmentThat's not included under "promoting or marketing services"It would be if Hololive was a streaming platform and used that to get people into streaming in their platform
>>24166752So?You could get Eiichiro Oda to make a holo and that wouldn't make her good.
What would it be to date Towa?
>>24166749Sorry, that was me.
>>24166682Sounds reasonable desu. People are shallow unfortunately and if this allows people to shine despite that that's great. We are truly living in the cyberpunk future now though
>>24166613Korone...
>>24166749at least she's good enough looking to get fucked, unlike masturi
>>24166752Luna still looks like shit. If he made her look like Kirino she would be 10/10.
>>24166744Make one yourself
>>24166786Oh I hate this
>>24166721I remember hearing a cat in an ARK stream recently, I think it was Choco’s or Aki’s.
>>24166359Thanks anon for shilling the stars as well. I really like them so thanks for your effort
>>24166499Oh no. >>24166757You say that as if the average Hololive fan is any good too. See idolfaggotry.
is there a fetish or type the holos haven't appeased to yet
I just want to have sex with a large breasted woman already... but i dont want to have sex with a prostitute...
>>24166721Doesn't FBK have a cat?
>>24166752Luna looks so out of place compared to the rest of the hololivers
Flare has a big announcement and singing stream scheduledis she finally getting her 3d model now that the state of emergency has been over for a couple weeks?
>>24166797it was choco's pussy begging for dick
>>24166775They are promoting the talent under the Nijisanji brand they are literally using characters who Nijisanji a profit company owns
testo
>>24166378They are western if you go west enough
>>24166772
>>24166761Why do japs get hard for ASMR?
>>24166802non kemonomimi monster girl
>>24166752*blocks your path*
>>24166803Maybe /hlg/ could be your girlfriend tonight anon-kun?
>>24166802vampire
>>24166779Probably very "normal". She'd be kinda shy but as soon as you become closer she'd be full on dork who can speak for hours if you let her. She'd be cautious to take the next step so you'll have to take initiative but if you show her you can treat her right and always pay attention to her she'd follow your lead and probably end up very clingy in the process (and very conscious about it, so expect a LOT of "You're probably tired of me already" variations).
>>24166816clearly you haven't watched it
>>24166682It sounds reasonable until you realize he has girls working for him who could legit be models and “attractive” in this context means the impossible standards of beauty imposed on women.
>>24166721Mio's cat does something pretty much on all of her streams, it has already dropped at least 3 glasses off the table and bites her a lot
Don't open fat cat inside: https://twitter.com/2dimlover/status/1270034720500281344
>>24166813wtf are you testing nerd
>>24166819Do I miss old Miko?
>>24166752I was a Kirinofag but when I first saw the designs for the fourth generation, I do immediately recognoze the design yet finding it unappealing. I do enjoy Luna now though.
towafags gotta go
>>24166818coco?>>24166823should be a holostar honestly
>>24166832Damn, Okayu looks like THAT!?
>>24166819Literally what the fuck has he done besides Oregairu? I couldn't even tell it was him when I saw it because it looks so different.
https://twitter.com/yomosaka/status/1269849522227691520?s=20is it marine x flare now
>>24166802ryonantrkinda falls into the same category though. i miss rushiacuck anon...
Okay so I'm a little late but I heard about all the drama about sukeban korone.Looking at her old videos, honestly, this isn't even surprising. Her famous who wants to be a millionaire video already drops a lot of hints on how mean spirited she can be, but she knows how to gain sympathy by acting cute, just like rushia, the only difference is that korone is so much better at blurring the line between her persona and her dark side.
>>24166832I can't believe she's watching her own stream like that.
>>24166828Right, but it's not like YAGOO set up those standards, he's just saying that he views his business as helping women held down by that dumb standard. He literally said he's 'empowering' them like some kind of feminist would, kind of surprised me.
>>24166721You can hear ayames cat all the time
>>24166848I saw a Rushia x Flare some days ago
>>24166518So basically nijifags are burning their own fanbase by forcing the vtubers company to enforce these laws?
>>24166832God I hate Okayu.
>>24166840Coco doesn't even have wings, she's dragon maid tier.
>>24166848Noeru, don't look.
>>24166791Just give her other cloths and/or remove her crow and she looks really good. Have you not seen Luna's new ED from her papa? She looks great with her exercise cloths
>>24166849>ryonaMarine and Luna
>>24166848https://streamable.com/np42w7
>>24166022>aqua and haato claim to be taking a break with aqua stating she's going on a spiritual journey>tfw this is all female code for going to the beach and slutting it up>all of their holes are geting pounded right now while their fans think they're taking a break
>>24166860No company is taking action yet so all it's resulting is in Holos getting harassed by them for breaking guidelines
>>24166849as a newfag to Hololive, what did Rushiacuck anon do? Spam Rushia or something?
>>24166861We got a problem, punk?
>>24166848It’s been everyone but pekora x flare in gen 3 for a while now.
>>24166721Mio's cat got a dedicated soundboard categoryhttps://ookamimio.org/
https://youtu.be/gKBgf5FQlC4So it looks like Okayu's help corner on Choco's quiz tomorrow is none other than Subaru. Will her astronomical IQ be the key to the cat's victory?
>>24166823Mel...
>>24166870The abrupt way she stops screaming as soon as she sees she's safe gets me every time.
>>24166849>ryonaNot again.
>>24166874He kept posting schizo shit about Rusia and a few other holos with one image, then replied to me with the same md5 explaining why he loves NTR so much when I asked him to explain his fetish. It was pretty funny seeing it was one autist shitting up so many threads ( a literal cuck at that )
>>24166849how would you appeal to NTR? some girl who constantly streams with a holostar and talks about how much she likes him or something?
>>24166799youre welcome, ive been watching the boys more than the other holos recently and i just want them to grow and be happy. lets shill the stars together, anon
>>24166780rapebros...
>>24166871>geting5ch hi
>>24166694I want to see him dance to tunak tunak tun live on stage
>>24166889It was Rushia and Suisei who that shithead hated. He’s probably still the one or two Suisei antis that shitposts about her.
>>24166893See l*ger with festival
>>24166898Is it time?
>>24166889Fug that sounded funny. Oh well, thanks for filling me in anon.
>>24166893Have a holo couple and the girl flirts with the audience when the guy isn't around.
I'm gonna lewd Mikoti!
>>24166854I guess I can see your point. I mean, this is pretty much what seperates twitch thots from vtubers anyway. Vtubers are about how entertaining your personality can be while twitch thots only need to have huge tits.I mean Ai-chan's VA looks like a fucking gremlin and she made immense success by her voice alone.
>>24166845Designs for Index/Railgun anime and Natsuiro Kiseki for example.
>>24166922Stop posting this image of that poor rabbit
>>24166871Aqua's absurdly dense, you'd need an iron cock to push her folds enough to enter her flesh hole, it doesn't help that she'd be slapping your knees and biting your ankles all the time
>>24166914A netorase vtuber would be pretty cool tbdesu.
>>24166812Every streamer is a company. That's not what Minecraft cares about, or is talking about here. There isn't some magic "but you're not a company, you're ~*~indie~*~ threshold" that changes the laws or the policies.
>>24166802no vore/giantess...
>>24166919Ai-chan is cute as fuck
>>24166893hoshikawa hanging out with matsuri with haachama tramp stamp, haachama shirt, haachama socks and leaving immediately after dinner when haachama calls
>>24166932Unless you’re nintendo
Guro with the chuubas when? I want to see Rushia getting torn apart by her fans after she's exposed as being a faker.
>>24166721AyameMioOkayuAkiFubukiRushia
>>24166893Is that what ID's are going for, with all their TriNero interactions?
>>24166946seek help
>>24166932>stream as a chuuba>character belongs to a company>the company has a brand>you make the brand more famous by streaming as that company owned characterHow is this not promoting a brand
>>24166946why are you so obsessed with rushia and calling her fake all the time
>>24166922Jesus Christ, bring this rabbit to the fucking veterinarian!
Dont forget to listen to the Holostars before you start your day. They are interesting as fuck and てぇてぇ as wellhttps://youtu.be/VXTZN-06nzo
>>24166942Imagine being NTR'd by a literal retard
>>24166946>guroThis is not OK. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.
>>24166744Literally just find a girl with daddy issues and say hello. You'll probably regret it though.
>>24166922>Those nailsJesus fuck
Is there a rapebait Holo/chuuba?
>>24166744Go to Japan and just talk to every woman with a bust above C, I'm sure you'll find her eventually. She'll probably run away and ignore you since she's scared of men though
>>24166922Some rabbits look so creepy, no wonder Watership Down turned out the way it is.
who is the most Swho is the most M
>>24166966Haato, Noel and Rushia if you know her past life.
>>24166953because they are playing a video game and not making a commercial with it. they are employees who stream not the pr team for the company who make advertisements
>>24166958she seems like a chad though
>>24166970This rabbit is starved and neglected, it's not bune's fault
>>24166974Luna.Noel.
>FBK: rejected>Hoshikawa: rejected>Rikka: rejected>Roberu: rejected>Luna: soon to be rejectedfestival....
>>24166974>SNone of them, they're all horny Ms>most MMarine
>>24166974>SKorone>MOkayu
>>24166032She's coming back in a month!
I should have applied to be 4chans vtuber, seeing Hiroshima earning sc with retarded zatsudan is just...>>24166862What are those things on her hips?
>>24166974>SThe nurse>MThe retard
So uhh, do the chuubas have a case of prison gay or the are they gay because they're all past their prime and just settling for girls.whatever living thing they can get their hands on, because young men would rather date a fresh 20 year old that hasn't developed mental issues?
>>24166879Somehow Okayu will end up being the one questioning Choco and A-chan
Did Korone actually attend Japan's most prestigious university? How does someone who's that intelligent end up working in a bakery?
Reminder that pekora fans are ntr fetishists
>>24166918puffy
>>24166974AyameNoel
>>24166969>be Japanese woman with bust above C in Tokyo>be walking down the street one day>fat gaijin approaches>'コンニチワ、アナタワノエルチャンデスカ?ワタシワアナタヲアイシテイマス。ワタシトケッコンクダサイ。'
>>24166993Sorry that all you've seen are clips from half a year ago anon
>>24166977Sorry but their existence itself is a commercial so it doesn't count
>>24166995Are you an aspie?
>>24166977They have hololive branding (logos) inside the server, they build models of the hololive characters, they've used it to organize hololive events before. There's clearly some promotion going on, even if simply playing the game doesn't count as that.
>>24166990Hiro is streaming? Nice.
>>24166993they act gay because it sells and the guys who idolize them will drop support if they have a bf
>>24166977If you really just wanted to play Minecraft you'd do it as yourself and not with a company owned avatar, you aren't an individual you are part of a company.
>>24166974>>24166985Pekora is definitely an S. In some of her past life clips I've found she yells at her viewers and shit, it's great.
>>24166995So is the latest narrative now that korone works as a baker's assistant?
>>24166953>stream as a streamer>you are your own brand with its own company and likely as part of a MCN>you make that brand more famous by streaming>nobody cares because that's not what these policies care about and we both know it
>>24167005Puffy... where is Towa puffy poster...>>24167007Yes this is exactly it, Noel feeling pressured to be nice to foreigner until she is eventually raped
>>24166995ANON CHAMA?!?!?!?!
>>24166953To do what you are saying they would need to directly use minecraft to promote something, maybe a fan interaction server with perks to playing without asking Microsoft, maybe 'official' minecraft merchandise without asking Microsoft, but simply streaming the game is not promoting a brand.
>>24166993Yuri makes money
>>24167022I also hear she might be 156 meters tall.
>>24166974SuiseiNoel
>>24166415But on her latest zatsudan she said she's been eating natto and egg with rice.
>Choco making member only posts at 5amGo the fuck to sleep you crazy dinosaur woman.
Don't be like this.Requesting something while actually costing them money.
>>24166995She loves bread, especially baguette
>>24167001reminder you nor the nips have even said what the dude on the video said
>>24166989It won't be the same anymore, they've changed her.
list of holos who nobody hates:
>>24167017Eh I prefer my narrative that Yagoo is hiring mental patients start a new career after being social outcasts for several years.
>>24166134How to deal or cope with one-sided relationships with your holo?
>>24167038What's worse is that she's also fucked up my sleep schedule
>>24167013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaxnSm3vV_cQuick, 5ch, go raid RTGame's server. He's breaking the law!
>>24167013>>24167018Hololive is the one promoting that shit game
https://twitter.com/mogmogsandayo/status/1270356425856827392Shion has a tummy fetish
>>24167049sudoku
>>24167046My favorite
Do holos configure their chats so you can't use the emojis from other holos?
>>24167040Did she say those?
>>241670462bh I kind of hate your favorite holo.
>>24167040Why are spics obsessed with making streamers say their funny words?
>>24167042What video?
>>24167058they stream on youtube, the site you are thinking of is twitch
>>24166415God her diet must be mostly greasy food, she's perfect for missionary for the sake of procreation daily with a full womb
>>24167058Youtube isn't like Twitch in that manner.
I've got it, I know now what they didn't appeal to yet. Chubby ultra thick girls.
>>24166993Matsuri is actually gay. The rest of them are faking it for views.
>>24167042He just sang a song to her, I didn't even really pay attention to the lyrics but it was obviously some kind of gag. I just wanted to share a nice thing with /hlg/ why did it turn out like this. かなC
>>24167023Do they pay conpany taxes
Chuubas playing strategy games when?They'd probably strike gold by streaming total war or bannerlord.
Daily reminder that she died so Hololive could thrive.
>>24167074>gaymore like painfully desperate
uhhh bros?
when Kaoru eventually is allowed to do memberships, would he be allowed to use a Beyblade looking object as an emote? I feel like that is something he would obviously want to do since that's what most people know him for...
>>24167058Retardchama
>>24167073Thank god, no one wants to see that shit
>>24167070Gangbanging Senchou with my /jp/bros for the sole purpose of recreation!
>>24167046Unironically FBK.
I had a long thought about it and I decided I no longer care if the dog was a bully and a delinquent. In fact that makes her more beautiful and genuine to me.
>>24166919You aren't wrong but how cute the avatar is does also matter, just not at all to the extent that your real life face would matter.At the very least the avatar works as an initial draw, then the personality is what you stay for.For example I don't think Marine's or Flare's avatar is anything special but they are fun people so I can watch them based on that alone.
>>24167084Why are the HoloIDs so based? If only they streamed in Japanese so I could understand them.
>>24167061Same reason why normalfags laugh when they favorite vtubers says "funny" buzzwords, autism.
>>2416709おうマリン!
>>24167084>holostars try to pander to fujos>get bannedwtf bros?
>>24167084>YouTube never bans lesbian shipping baits by the holos>they do ban faggot shipping baits by KaoruBased
Thoughts on the future of HololiveEN?
>>24167082Is her introduction video anywhere?
>>24167100That can't be right. We're autistic. They have to be something else like low IQ.
>>24167101>>24167090
>>24167081Imagine the total war co-op salt.
why are japs moving away from nico nico
>>24167084HoloID, more like HoloFuJo
>>24167090Is it time?
>>24167110Bilibili and NND
>>24167062g8b8m8ir88/8
>>24167110https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33431742
>>24167114it's not a very good website...
>>24167104>girls literally groping each other boobs or kissing>haha they're just being playful>guys look at each other for a split second>STOP THAT HOMO SHIT
>>24166779She'd stick with you more like a best friend than a girlfriend, wanting to go out and do things instead of sitting down to talk, and if she did that it would be crack up jokes and shit.She would be open about anything and act like if nothing fazed her, except when talking about her feelings or deeper concerns, then she would feel troubled and divert the topic with banter. Also, even though she wouldn't express it as something that concerns her, she would want you to take good care of your health and mood, and help you with it.She wouldn't act all cute and shy when you compliment her or say you like her, but if you smile at her for just a couple seconds after that without saying anything else she wouldn't know what to do, get all embarrassed, and act the part of maiden in love without saying a word.
>>24167104>>24167106What did the AI mean by thisi?
>>24167116ugly bastard and NTR for Comiket... Onegai...
>>24167092Based, it's hot anyway.I sure hope nobody here was actually bullied, we're all winners here, right?
>>24167109We already have a tranny and someone who uses they/them pronouns in their twitter bio confirmed so it's not looking good
>>24167059I'm not sure
>>24167114It went full kike a while back.
>>24167114It's very dated now feature wise and youtube has better monetization options. Also, realistically, most Japs are on twitter for some goddamn reason.
>>24167085He could just use a modified cyclone emoji
>>24167084STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>24167114Kemono Friends.
Who gives the best thighjobs? I feel like its between Marine or Pekora
>>24167135>tfw Japanese are unironically phone posters as evident by Twitter
>>24167123Based youtube ai dabbing on fujoshits!
>>24167114Kusokawa owns it, who would ever want to support that piece of shit conglomerate?
>>24166979She tries to be stacy but she's too dumb and helpless to pull it off
How would you make a doujin with festival and make it hot when the bitch is already willing to fuck anything?
>Sukeban KoroneArtists WILL cooperate
エロおにぎり strikes again.
>>24167124Bros...
>>24167141The shortest hololive.
>>24167084i love the IDs, they're based shitposters
Pecola's laughing at her pecuck fans
>>24167141pekoa prob has birdlegs irl honestly
>>24167141Choco. She does all the best jobs. Why? Her entire existence on Earth was coming here to get easy access to young men, why else would she work as a school nurse?
>>24167084Let my man be horny dammit.
>>24167142Most people are phone posters.
>>24167155Artia?
>>24167150Woah.
>>24167149Today I will reminder them that Korone was a bully
>>24167148By making nothing willing to fuck herShe's super horny and wants to fuck things, nothing wants to fuck her, eventually ending in her reverse-raping somethingFor a last page gag have *yger masturbating in a corner while he cries and watches
>>24166022hoshikawa's a lucky girlmatsuri....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2IGfsK2SA
>>24167162I love how Iofi is such an obvious Fujo, imagine cover employing one of the few people that would actually watch their male talents in their intended market
>>24167124Towabros...
>>24167130Isn't it against the rules for something to confirm they were picked? Can't we get them canned for that?
>>24167157do you have proof that the dude on the niconico video is her bf anon?
>>24167150Bros!
>>24167135>for some goddamn reasonease of use and less restrictive on content unless they initiate some crackdown.It's that and Line.
If you think about it, trading ultra-autist JOPs for EOPs is a good deal. You might lose a bit of money in supas but at least you don't live with a knife to your neck if you anger the obsessive nips, and the EOPs will be happy with anything so long as you're making funny noises.
>>24167168What about it, nerd?
I find Fubuki's innocence when doing dumb shit really endearing. Why doesn't she earn enough supachas bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jx8zXTHek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Wpro-400c>Over an hour longIs this autism?
>>24167174yamero...
>>24167179Don't give him (You)s for such low effort bait
>>24167187The western fanbase is evolving!
>>24167168Man, I'm so slow on the narratives lately, I can't tell about this one. It's so detailed.
>>24167124Pls Stahp
>>24167168Narrativeposting is getting out of control.
>>24167184In reality they aren't going to lose a significant amount of either JOPs or EOPs, most people don't care about this dumb shit is the reality, its a tiny number of autists that just seem big because they're loud and annoying.
>>24167187That's pretty impressive. I did a near-40 minute one and wanted to kill myself by the end.
>>24167141From the webms i've seen, I'd say Aki
>>24167187>>24167195Here's the world recordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW-gzgrH2mk&t=4486s
>>24167184>there are people who seriously believe this
>>24167168Hmmm... I like this one.
>>24167184Well for one thing, EOPs don't give a flying fuck about the person behind the anime avatar meanwhile JOPs are bloodhounds that know which person you shared that parfait the other day.
>>24167211I still can't believe she got away with going spread eagle on stream.
>>24167184It looks like if you are accused of something by an organized number of people in Japan people immediately assume you did something wrong and deserve it, EOP's are far more protective.
>>24167184I think the content would get worse though
>>24167174Festival.....
>>24167186Same but with Mikochi. She acts very genuine when playing.
>>24167175She was translating that stream live in the chat
>>24167217Wrong.
What Holo would want kids?
>>24167184You're not wrong, but I don't think we're allowed to pick just one.
Please bully me, Korone!
>>24167217I can't believe doxxfags were JOPs all along.
>>2416717441 minutes of subs? wtf
>>24167168Why can't women be nice people who actually appreciate the people who provide them a living?
>>24167235She wants them back, Anon.
>>24167168Based. Korone must love all the cold boys right now
>>24167235Korone
Very early Watame no Uta coming up. Time to jam boys.
>>24167235korone...
>>24167231Just look at /v/'s holo threads.
Is Haato the only genuine hololiver?
>>24167202B-but muh narratives...
>>24167235All of them. Can't you tell by how thirsty and lonely they all are?
>>24167186I can't believe that people are still using Jojo stuff. How can you milk same jokes for so long.
>>24167159She doesSource: NND
>>24167246Because women are all scum.
>>24167084>>24167104I've been wondering about the audience of vtubers, specially /hlg/. Are we all guys(male)? Do girls also watch vtubers? I mean, I'm sure they do but I guess it's mostly men.
I want Korone to make fun of me for being a herbivore man and not like one of those cool bad guys she likes!!
>>24167175>alien shipping the guysI was fine with Matsuri fucking everyone but I actually like this more.
>>24167261Yes. The most seiso idol.
>>24167235Koro-san...
>>24166989to Bilibili, sure, after her move. Twitch is blocked in China though
>>24167273some girl posted a pic of her tits here before, keep in mind that Coco and (Watame) also watch the stars. Other girls might too in secret
>>24167261That's FBK. I can't think of any ulterior motive she has to be faking shit unless I haven't read enough around here.
>>24167261No she's just pretending
>>24167276I wonder if Iofi will save the Holostars by recommending it to her fujo friends
>>24167265It gets rekindled whenever a new adaptation comes out.
>>24167202I think with how hard korone panders to EOPs she might have lost some of the nips, but at the same time, those are the sort of JOPs you don't want in your audience since they take it too seriously. Chuubas probably appreciate western fans at least for no other reason than they get nothing but positive feedback from them, whereas at home there can be controversies and mistakes and so on.>>24167224I haven't seen it happen yet
>>24167022>latestits part of her character backstory>>24166995got pregnant on graduation night with her first child
>>24167246>>24167269Herbivore cucks.
Reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X9qC46TFc
>>24167084I really like Iofi. That doxx against her was a bad start and she didnt find her footing but her skills are compensating. Moona on the other hand is just sad and pathetic, like a Coco but without the Japanese or computer autism. Risu...
>>24167198The key thing to look for is whether or not actual evidence is posted about anything or if everything comes down to baseless statements. Just replace the narrativepost with random bullshit and see if it still makes any sense.For instance, take the assertions about past lives with zero actual evidence e.g. "5ch THINKS she was a mexican wetback in high school" or speculative """"inference"""" about things like "tone of voice" and "(usually) ALL GIRLS WHO ARE MASOCHISTIC TO ANY EXTENT ARE ACTUALLY NIGGERS IRL".
>>24167293I feel like the western demographic are generally younger and more casual.
>>24166826>>24167124If you watch her for any amount of time, especially the karaoke streams you notice that's she gets very easily embarrassed. She will sing something for couple of seconds, then just go "nope, too embarrassing, neeext..", which I find really cute
>>24167295Autist-kun...
>>24167296Enjoy simping for your favorite chuuba while she's getting dicked hard by her new boyfriend while streaming. There's a reason why some chuubas are bobbing their heads for no reason.
>>24167304Onegai...
>>24167187>>24167212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2cO3KQaoTIDid you wanted to post this link?
>>24167273Im a guy (male) (straight) and I like roberu, shien, kaoru, and kira.
>>24167273quite a few women sent their dirty rooms to the holostars for Izuru and Roberu's dirty room stream.
>>24167319Asus...
I want to FUCK Coco’s dragon milkies
>>24167040based spic chads
>>24167308Thanks. I'll make sure to kink those out next time I make a new narrative.
>go to work at 7 AM>get out at 2-4 PM>shower>shitpost here>play APEX>watch some VODs of the previous nights streams>go to bed>rinse repeatGuys... I have such a massive gaming library... How do you guys manage to will yourself to get off 4chan and go play an actual game?
>>24167319YAGOOTHE PC
>>24167311Kanata also said that she gets embarrassed when she notices she's been talking for a long time, very cute. This is like prime teasing material.
>>24166089Noel is way too lewd for her own good.
>>24167323Holy shit, off yourself you fucking faggot.
Is Hoshikawa Sara even bi or gay?
>>24167316I will.
Does anyone here want the Nintendo permission after the Pokemon DLC? I want to see Nintendo lose
>>24167331just own 2 monitors
>>24167198Anything "from 5ch" without screenies can be discarded. The video is legit though and you can make an inference about her based on said video. It was a valid argument. However anyone can just say "she was acting" and end it there.
>>24167331Who needs games or any other form of entertainment when you have the holos?
>>24167319No matter how good her PC is she won't stop being dead weight in bigger collabs. She needs to work on her confidence and presence more.
>>24167235Every holo who's over 30, biological clock is ticking
>>24167346She's nijiscum
>>24167168do not waste images for this shit.
>>24167248Korone getting turned on by all the attention...
ドドドドドド in 5 minutes
>>24167347Nothing can stop Nintendo, stepping on the toes of some vtubers won't kill their sales.
>>24167331I dont, I barely play games any more
i want to have sex with a japanese woman.
>>24167346Ask in the Niji thread.
>>24167322>Almost 4 hoursImpressive if it was just one guy
>>24167168>Usually girls who like [being treated coldly] are [IRL bullies and stacies]What? Is this seriously conflating M traits with riajuus? How do you explain the literal entire otome game market featuring massive asshole guys almost entirely propped up by quiet nerd women and fujos who probably get bullied every day?
>>24167364I just want to see random nips seeing it has less numbers than Rat Simulator and assume the DLC is shit
>>24167354It would have been much better if it was Risu and Iofi, what were they thinking with Moona?
>>24167369Tobita Shinchi. Will take you even if you're a filthy gaijin assuming you have the money.
>>24167369Matsuri...
GUYS OPEN 5CH RIGHT NOWSOMEONE FOUND RUSHIA'S ROOM MATE HAVING A JAR FILLED WITH JAWBONE SHAVINGS
>>24167331I'm in this thread 24/7
Is anyone streaming right now? Who should I watch?
This guy can watch 5 minutes of a 3 hour stream and write this narrative. What about us?
>>24167372The thumb made me think Okayu was barfing.
Fact: All hololivers should be streaming in an office building and be monitored by only the purest of otaku to enjoy they never push too hard and cause all this Japanese autistic doxxing.
>>24167311For me, it's the gap between how confident she often sounds and how she can get embarassed about silly things she isn't even doing wrong that I find the cutest. Gives me the impression she's cool when under pressure and a lovable dork when in neutral.
>>24167322Is that a fucking gorilla?
>>24167384>OPEN 5CH RIGHT NOWI can't read japanese.
>>24167322I wish I could have that dedication.
>>24167369Me too bro
>>24167373Probably just japanese herbivores coping that 99% of women worldwide are Ms and into asshole cold guys.
>>24167384Sorry, that was my jar.
>>24167331Quit your job my guy. Being a NEET is great.
>>24167388The sheep is going live in 4. Other than that, it's dead hours.
>>241673845ch housed over my flew
>>24167354To be fair, having your first collab be with Mikochi is like being fed directly to the sharks. Miko has an overwhelming presence, especially for a novice like squirrel.
>>24167380Really?
>>24167384>he makes this shitpost and does not post the imagenice try anon
>>24167389You can't beat that level of lack-of-self-awareness autism.
>>24167398Yes that's Gibara
>>24167389wtf bros is it true
>>24167389hlg narrativefags kneel.
>>24167384She takes her necromancer RP very seriously, that's admirable.
>>24167309It's true, I think there are adults who like it as well since they still send donations. Western fans by and large are too casual to care for the live shows, big announcements, zatsudans, and really anything meta-hololive in general, but I think they're still appreciated by the holos since I guess it's flattering someone would watch even if they don't understand what's really being said.
>>24167388Watame in a few minutes and then AsaCoco after thatI'm not gonna watch either because the last two AsaCocos disappointed me, if the thread says it was good (they won't) I'll watch the archive
>>24167389I can take one sentence and turn it into a narrative, but what's the point of doing that? Mindlessly harming holos is dirt bottom.
Why was Miko so massively unpopular for a long despite being Gen 1??
>>24167389Narrativebros... Don't look...
>>24167389S-Shakespeare-sama?!
>>24167432>Gen 1 Anonchama?!
>>24167423It's positive and generally nice, helps out with the algorithm a lot too, which is why korone is flying right now.
>>24167394>she's cool when under pressurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZpdohOMr6U
>>24167415Yes. Just ask the anons in /jav/. A couple have gone before with pictures and all.
New Morning News in 16 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXO2hc0JO0QBUT FUCK THAT WATAME NAO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlj0zU0K8Y
>>24167331By narrowing down your tastes in games or just close the thread. Its not that hard bro..
If they move to streamlabs, will they be above all the copyright shit because those are technically donations...
>>24167389I'm taking my words back. local narratives are Shakespeare compared to youtube comments.
As a warning to anybody who listened to Okayu's ASMR: If you heard the part where she said she loved Korone, but she loved her listeners just as much, you are now at risk of being murdered. I recommend a nice extra lock for your front door.
Ayame...
>>24167432Lack of confidence and interest in what she's doing
Today is another fine day for us scissors bros, we beat Aki now we only have to beat the sheep!
>>24167432her old model is fucking hideous.
>>24167389Untrue Japanese females don't breed
>>24167432Very bad 3d model.
>>24167432First impressions are a big deal in the chuuba world
>>24167168All things aside, her saying "treated coldly but not by you, guys" really was a red flag if I've ever seen one. I wish I've never read that.
>>24167146i think that's just the australia and english though. you see the chad side show up sometimes in collabs
>>24167432She's ugly and has a speech impediment. It's a miracle she even has fans now.
>>24167432What did he mean by this?
PEKO
>>24167449>just close the threadB-But I have Clover with push notifications on my phone for any (You)...
>>24167432>Gen 1Nigga she was hired before that. In the dark times when it was "Sora and her less talented friends"Because back when the whole "idol" thing was in full swing, she was legit one of the worse ones at it... and her thick accent.It wasn't until the nigga compilations and then the first 4chan wave began to invade her streams that she got popular.
ドドドドドド
>>24167389What are narratives if nobody believe it?
>>24167168I can't believe korone used to bully Yagoo in front of A-chan in her delinquent days
>>24167461>Idol doesn't want to date people who worship herYou don't say.
>>24167168Narrativeposters keep getting stronger.
>>24167453Cute!
>>24167458Coco is an honorary American, only three kids will do.
Now that Holoshit is over, what should she do? She is by far the most talented
>>24167473Shitposts.
>>24167322>Aki's bitMy heartHer thighs
>>24167350>The video is legit though and you can make an inference about her based on said video. It was a valid argument.It's not even valid inference, though.>She said she [has M traits]>Usually women who [have M traits] are [bullies/stacies].>Thus, if you display [M traits] you most likely are a [bully/stacy].What? I guess Aqua is also a bully/stacy? As is every other M in existence? Because that's what that "inference" entails.
There will supposedly big be news on today's asacoco. Any bets on what it will be?
>>24167470>trying to make 4chan relevantNo... Just stop.
>>24167445>paperis she trying to deceive us rockbros?
>>24167461What red flag? That she doesn't consider her audience as potential love interests and want them to be friendly to her?
>>24167198>someone figured the high school Korone went over 10+ years ago>somehow find out records of that school being bad at that time>jumps into saying Korone was a bully at that school and even listing incidents>one line from Korone (whether a joke or not) immediately implies that she like bad boys>also implies her listeners are nerds>also implies that she herself is badgee I wonder
>>24167491Imagine misreading the narrative this badly.
>>24167454I haven’t seen this narrative in 2 weeks
>>24167491Aqua was probably a cunt too.
>Okayu sent Aqua a message saying she missed herThat's some cute shit. Hope Onion comes back soon.
>>24167198anon gave a subtitled video but didn't sourced the thread the whole post is aboutvery successful narrative gotta give it to anon, 34 (You)'s is pretty impressive
This sheep...
>>24167495I mean, I will stop But you know its the truth, anon. Mikoposting was a thing here before Fubuki was even a thing.
w-watame?!
>>24167491Dude what the fuck are you talking about? Aqua bullied Towa and Artia.
>>24167494Hopefully the announcement is that she's never doing it again. So that I never have to watch again.
>>24167461Weak Imagine being surprised a woman wants to be treated nicely on her job and appreciated for what she does but in her personal romantic life wants spice and excitement, incredible
>>24167494CocoKana things probably
Rockbros, we won't lose today.
La Oveja
>>24167494Coco will do a face reveal because she's decided that Coco is barely any different from her other persona.... graduation will follow shortly after...
>>24167469Then disable it, you (You) slut.
>>24167504She is. The way she speaks already makes her come off as a bitch. She's only good for her armpits.
its probably a rock day but im throwing scissors
>>24167507>34It got 68
>>24167514>Aqua bullied Towa and Artia.Narrativebros, fill me in! I need the rundown on this ASAP.
>>24167486I mean it's still popular and it's still making superchats they just live in a constant state of fear and harassment
Watame's singing streams are the best, she has the best energy
>>24167494nintendo deal hopefully
>>24167517Nobody here has even held a girl's hand, they wouldn't know.
>>24167494It's gonna be about her moving in with Kanata, tomorrow Kanata has the "living together update" stream.
Today rock will win I can feel it
>>24167533Fuckbucket is the funniest though
>>24167530>68absolutely outstanding performance
>>24167506Koronebros?!
>>24167506Why did she send it to Aqua and not Korone? Okakoro is the official ship
>>24167494Mel officially returns
>>24167372Yes, it was just one guy, a big Belmondfag.
>>24167531Aqua ignored Artia and slapped Towa's knees in front of YAGOO.
>>24167540>handholdingWell of course we haven't. We aren't fucking degenerates.
アゲアゲ with Watame
Rockbros>Paperbros>Scissorbros
BROFIST WITH WATAME
reminder that it's the nips who are the most toxic.EOPchads are the ones saving hololive
is it bad that I liked the Marine and Ange collab, okay /hlg/ you can make fun of me
>>24167540I hold girls' hands all the time.
>>24167548>>24167549Korone isn't off training in the mountains, yet.
>>24167523ОВЕЧКА!
>>24167549It hasn't been for months anonchaama.
>>2416754035p...
>>24167500Explain how that's a misreading when it's plainly stated in the text. If you don't respond you automatically concede and are a coward. If you respond without explaining and citing the lines from the text you automatically concede and will not be responded to.
>>24167549Eh, according to Fukkireta and Hologra it's Okayu and Aqua
>>24167494Aqua slapped Shion's knees so hard her fingers bent and won't be able to slap anything for 2 weeks
>>24167554wow i cant believe aqua would do this..wtfhttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
Who are we watching today?
>>24167494They're going to bring back [REDCATED]'s model All shitposting aside, I know this is impossible due to Cover terminating the contract with the character designer.
>>24167446>even less cool than PPTTowa...At least she has a good friend there.
Oveja rap
The sheep is really strong today. All of a sudden I'm not feeling too good scissors bros...
>>24167531Towa begged for collabs with Aqua on Twitter and then again in her 500k celebration and she ignored her both times. Artia did fan art for Aqua and Aqua didn't respond to it or even like it (Aqua likes basically any fan art she gets) so then like a week later Artia tweeted it again desperately trying to get her attention only to get ignored again. Wouldn't call Aqua a bully but she is obviously extremely anti-social and can't read the mood often.
Ayame.. just a little bit of content.. please..
Perfect sheep
WA TA ME
WATAME! WATAME WATAME!
PAFACT SHEEP!WATAME!WATAME!
guys..... i think matsuri may be dating pekora
Watame Watame, I'm perfect sheep
WA TA ME WA TA ME
>>24167580Holostars as per usual
>>24167571esl
>>24167549>shipnext thing you'll say korone actually works at a bakery
I'M A PERFECT SHEEP
>>24167564No.
WATAMEWATAMEWATAMEPERFECT SHEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Md4zHQWJ8
Watame really going all out on this
>>24167494I don't know but it's gonna be something stupid. Screencap this.
Daily reminder that whenever you see the girls doing naughty things to each other on screen, it's actually 2 middle aged 6/10 overweight japanese women who have failed marriages doing it.
Watame no.1!
First time I'm enjoying a Watame no Uta so much
Watame's dork energy is too powerful
>>24167587Get in line bro, there're a lot of rich ugly bastards waiting to put their contents inside of her too
>There's 3 HoloEN in gen 1>No Artia>Two of them are Americans living in Japan, the 3rd one is from overseas (British seems likely, though I haven't heard her personally).>One of the vtubers is a small Twitch streamer, I don't know anything about the other two.>I've seen the preliminary design for one of them, it's a zombie. I heard the others are a sweets motif girl (or ice cream?) and a girl with goggles (pilot?).>No debut date yet as they just started making the art for them.>They don't know yet if they'll stream on youtube or twitch. Former seems more likely.>Actually there might be more than 3, but it's only those for nowUpdated with new info.
WA TA MEWA TA MEEEI'M PERFECT SHEEP
>>24167611so an above average JAV?
>>24167606She can't sing
Ayame... Where are you Ayame...
>>24167587didn't she participate in a mio collab earlier
wait, is Watame actually...dare i say it...?based...
PAPER WINS AGAIN
>>24167611Not true!Korone groomed a young Okayu.
FUCK
>>24167428I'm a time traveler, Asacoco was pretty good today, you should catch it live.
>>24167611Is that supposed to be a turn off? Because it's only making my dick harder.
AHHHH MY SCISSORS!
BROFISTBROS
I WIN
ROCKBROOOOOSWE DID IT
This is the fastest thread on 4chan right nowHow do you feel about that?
>Brofist with WatameI'm happy
>>24167611anon you know if any of them could keep a boyfriend they would not be Vtubing and would be housewives.
we did it again rock bros
ROCKBROS
>>24167620Faster
>>24167638Bad.
>>24167638like it's a normal day on /hlg/
>>24167611That makes it even better
WATAME DONT GO
>>24167638Deserves a speed ticket.
>>24167638I wonder how many of the people here are /jp/ veterans. I used to come here a lot during 2012-13 when I was very into Touhou and VNs but fizzled out, came back due to current obsession with video games and finding holos
>>24167617(You)
>>24167623It's 5AM in Japan atm so I'd say she's sleeping at a cheap rabuho in Shibuya
>Coco gets to eat this ass every night
>>24167568Okayu did a collab with Korone literally 2 days ago.
>>24167638We made it, bros...
>>24167662CUMPET
>>24167638breddy good
>>24167432She was just another Kizuna Ai clone in a market oversaturated with Ai clones. If Sora didn't pull some strings to move her from Cover directly to Hololive we wouldn't have her with us today.
What the Fuck will we learn today on fucking asacoco bitches?
>>24167632ok you convinced me Ill watchbut only because of your post and because I was told that there would be a 重大発表 I swear to fuck if the 発表 isn't 重大 I'm never watching again
>>24167638how new
>>24167658fuck off newfag
>Pizza CocoWHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>24167638embrace autism or get destroyed
>>24167662Who cares about the ass, look at those thighs.
The 4 chubbas from the 4th gen are so good...
how many memberships will Mel get on her first stream back?
>>24167662please do not lewd tenshishe is too pure
Why does Coco not like the Switch?
I just realized how Watame horns actually look 3 dimensional no matter the angle she turns her headLive2D is one hell of a tool to make a flat picture feel like it has depth like that
>>24167662Do girls get any pleasure out of eating another girl's ass or it's a purely submissive act like sucking cock?
>>24167677PizzaCoco teetee
>>24167638bad
oh god its stuck in my headWA TA ME WA TA ME
>>24167662>mfw coco has her as a sexslave and kanata loves itcoco is a chad
>>24167658I'm mostly from /v/ but I like seacats. I'm pretty sure /jp/ is a comfy board but if your interests aren't with 2hu, there's not much to go to /jp/ for.
>>24167675Usually it's not the fastest since either kpop or /pol/ is fasterWe're winning now though
>>24167662Angels dont't have ass
Coco will open Asacoco with Kanata because they are already living together.
>>24167684>Mel is gonna get Towa'dRIP
>>24167611Stop, I can only get so hard.
>>24167682How would you rank them? Here's mineKanataLunaCocoWatame
>>24167682Towa...
Daily reminder that your favorit ho
>>24167662I just want to suck her cock bros. Is that so much to ask for?
>>24167687Sega fanboy who got bullied by Nintendo kiddies when young
>>24167703Torre...
>>24167658I used to come for 2hu and played Valkyrie Crusade with /jp/ until my wallet can't handle it anymore, now just lurk the hololive thread and nothing more
I have built up this narrative that Miko is actually Yui from Oregairu who turns to becoming a vtuber after getting refected by 8man, who marries Yukino.
>>24167693I'M A PERFECT SHEEP
>>24167684I mean I'm going to member her for sure on her comeback stream.
>>24167706a-anon?!
>>24167677>Entire show is just her talking about Flare's meme pizza
cocoleaning the new cocolock
>>24167711Thanks for spoiling asshole
>>24167682Luna...
>>24167689to the contrary of what hentai wants you to thinktheir erogenous zones are on the outside lips of the vag/clit and anus
>>24167694The technical term is "cumpet".
>>24167187>Watame>ESL translationthat's a hard pass
>>24167491Marine is definitely a bully so this checks out
>>24167611This actually occasionally crosses my mind when I'm watching streams, and it just makes it better.
>>24167711Does Yui bake the cake too?
Matsuri...she really is a simp for Sara, huh...
Coco's tail looks ugly.
>>24167706
>>24167721read the LNs
>>24167638>2012-13>veteran
>>24167724Explain science man
Is Coco a menhera?
>>24167681Very rapable thighs.>>24167686Pure rape material!
>>24167688She is unironically one of the better designed L2Ds out there. The geometry of her horns are stupidly complex and it you need to focus to see weird skewing that sticks out like a sore thumb with most designs.
we will have a kuso english class?
Why can't Coco use some of her millions of yen to buy a decent mic.
>>24167734its going to look even uglier when she uses it as a strap on on you anon
Time to find out what are some great VODs from last night now
Towa...
>>24167754Choco Apex as always
Kimochi warui...
>>24167759...loves you!
>>24167662Coco loves men
>>24167754homo's totsumachi
toaw.........
>>24167453And Korone has our IPs as well. Oh god I don't want to be hurt by the delinquent dog
Do you get the impression that stars are more united as a group than the girls?
>it's not that I have no ideas left, management is just stopping me I swearLame
Tower...
WOW i really understand nothing
matsuri's model is hideous
>>24167767PP Tenga is a cute boy!
>>24167780the boys are far more organized that's for sure.
>>24167780They all feel fairly normal compared to the menhera soup that are the girls.
>>24167780The weak have a tendency to group up
>>24167780As soon as you start getting individual fame you start relying less on collabs doesn't mean your friendship diminished but that you can carry yourself
coco should drop the news stick and find something she enjoys doing
>>24167789>PP TengaBIG Kusa
>>24167785Coco will do the subs tonight
>>24167763https://vocaroo.com/o0TRXPmY2q7
>やみそしき たすけてCoco you funny
its crazy how i can understand what the holos are saying when i have context from like a game but when you put coco or the duck on screen and they just drone on i have no fucking clue
>>24167767that is falsewe know more bout her than any other holo
Virgin 2.0...EOP Bros is she lurking in here!??!?
>>24167794Good post
>>24167783Management doesn't understand FREEDOM OF SPEECH, so coco has to compromise her divine right to maintain her job.
Has any of them streamed elite dangerous? Why the hell not? They all have headsets right?
>>24167780Homostar comradeship
>>24167776Keep a dog whistle on you at all times. Stay safe.
>>24167789>PPTengaOh no...
>>24167776My dad works for Nintendo, just give your IPs to me and I'll keep them away from her.
It's kind of pathetic how asacoco doesn't get 20k viewers anymore, it's fucking over for Coco.
>>24167706Guys, I think Korone got him.
>>24167795She should play every ryu ga gotoku game
>>24167802context is very important in order to learn a language.t. esl who learned english from cartoons and video games
>>24167802Context is key, I would say work on reading more.
>>24167780Let's see how their relations change when one of them start to get past the 3k numbers. But there's a feeling that by now they are more united than the girls in general, the only other group I can feel is as united is gen 4
>>24167760Choco and Matsuri apex seems like a fun team but in reality it probably wasn't
Was that all? Fuckin bitch said she had important news...
>>24167789>>24167796>>24167814my pptenga
Hey where is the swearing>?
>Now is not the best timeFuck 5ch
Hmm.
>>24167815Low blow.
when is PPT going to continue DR?
All the phrases coco is teaches are leaking a behind the scenes narrative. What is she trying to tell us today?
Why is korone narrative so depressing nowadays. Pls go back to single mother boomer...
It's funny when she does this lesson, but other than that, it's rather depressing.
>>24167830Now is not the best time
>>24167811God no, do you want them to put the viewers to sleep.
korones pussy probably smells salty like seaweedi’m talking mermaid purses
>>24167832Tasukete?
>>24167832Translate weebs
>not a single fuckNice coco
SHIPBROS
Suisei...
>>24167838>Pls go back to single mother boomer...t. someone that didnt hear her sing boomer songs earlier
>>24167838can't wait for the vietnam war veteran arc
>>24167850Manager is raping me please help
>bragging about her new petDamn, Coco is bold.
>>24167453how does Korone deal with Okayu's constant affection teasing?
>>24167846>>24167800Management has her hostage
Watame...
>>24167832They cut off her fangs and are forcing her to appeal to EOPs with these English lessonsHow do we save Coco?
>>24167832kek
>>24167800>>24167832I've been curious for a while now. Why do some people write their そ all funny like that?
>>24167838Korone won't be able to pay alimony with Nijisanji trying to destroy her livelihood...
>>24167706Anonchama?!
>>24167850YAGOO slapped me
>>24167836Never. Streaming past the first chapter is forbidden.
Man, what the fuck happened to Asacoco? Why is it green? Is she converting her news into ECOCoco?
>>24167865>Appeal to EOPs>By teaching EnglishHuh?
>>24167865These english lessons appeal to japs bro
>>24167130stopped saying confirmed, if we know about their audition then theyre instantly disqualified
Coco... stop...
>>24167858tell the truth anon you would kill to be cocos fucktoy.
KANATAAAN
there you go, a cm
>>24167721the author sucks, the franchise is shit
>>24167866because trying to handwrite そ makes it look fucking retarded, same for ri, ki and sa
Coco is so lucky
>>24167873p-please tell me this is just another narrative...
Punished Suisei when
>6 in the morning>15k viewers
>>24166919Same thing with Nijisani's Mito. Everyone knows she looks like an absolute goblina thanks to her old HS band video going semi viral back in the day, but she's still the most popular Niji from her personality alone.
>>24167860Didn't she say she likes being treated coldly by people she likes? Dogs enjoy the chase.
>>24167821it be more enjoyable, the news is running it's course or needs restructuring like asamiko sunday
>Reveals scandal to get Mel back and open up discussion about the situation>Turns himself into a scapegoat when antis were going too farWas Narukami secretly /ourguy/?
>>24167886I would.
OH SHIT
>>24167832>未組織助けてHoly shit
oh no.....
>No PPTenshi last night>Pekora played mahjongThis is sad and there's nothing to watch
>>24167865Like others are saying these lessons are funniest if you're a Nip with very low English proficiency. A JSL is just going to be bored by it, same for an ESL Nip.
...suisei?
IS TGIS REAL LIFE??
SUISEI?
LMAAAAOOOOOOOO IS SUISEI FUCKING SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHHA
THE NARRATIVE
>>24167838Korone redemption arc soon, brother.
>>24167909It was never a secret anon
Suisei!
OH NO NO NO NOARE YOU OKAY NARRATIVEFAGS?
THE NARRATIVE WAS TRUE
>>24167873NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>24167900She heard you anon
bros..........?
BROSTHE NARRATIVE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NARRATIVE COCO
RIP KIRBY KOKO
>>24167900RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THE SUISEI NARRATIVE WAS FUCKING TRUE
Anemachi...
JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAA
>>24167901You are aware most of the holo audience are middle aged salarymen right?They watch it before going to slave labor.
what the fuck I don't even
Suisui...
Narrative-sama..I kneel..
>>24167909He seems to be a nijisanji fan and barely cares about Hololive
THE NARRATIVE WRITES ITSELF SUISEI THE KEKQUEEN
Suisei couldn't take it anymore...
Reminder that Coco browses these threads for the latest news
Coco please stop stealing our narratives
>>24167912Anon pls>闇組織>助けて
THE NARRATIVEWHAT IS HAPPENING
>>24167763That's actually sweet and if you don't think so you're a shit.
someone translate for a poor eop like me
>>24167915if you read between the lines pekora was at matsuri's place when she was "sick" thats why they both played mahjong today
Narrativechads... We have arrived...
Suisei: I hate this
>I HATE THISOHNONONONONONONO
>I hate thisCoco... what are you trying to tell us??
I'm not watching coco atmwhat's happening?
Aaaaaaaaaah
>>24167959Coco is doing it right now
>I hate thisKek. I love her passive aggressive jabs.
Narrative = 1Reality = 5You won this time, Narratives.
>I hate this
HAHAHAHAHAH STOP EXPOSING SUISEI, PLEASE COCO NOT LIKE THIS.
It's a cry for help
Maji muri...
What happened? I'm not watching Coco right now
WE ARE WITNESSING HISTORY
man, asacoco english lessons are getting too meta
>>24167965thats shes gay and has a bunch of bad dragon toys to use on PPT
まじむり。。。
>all these fresh narratives >it's all starting to come together now*sniff*
Coco please don't mess with my goddess...
>>24167967>>24167978how arent you watching asacoco? get your shit together guys
SHE HATES IT
ASACOCO WAS BAD THEY SAIDLITERALLY NARRATIVEPOSTINGLMAO
>I hate thisThis whole stream is a cry for help that she's being forced to do this by the management. Holy shit I'm dying
>>24167978Suisei upset at Tenshi moving in with Dragon
>>24167978coco is calling out for help, Cover Management is finally trying her for her crimes against suisei
>>24167967>>24167978Imagine not watching THE Coco, THE Loco
Is coco asking for help one of her jokes?
Suisei Kaiji edit when?
Normalfags use the phrase 'I hate this' sarcrastically or is this bitch telling bullshit
Asacoco is garbage now.
>Coco so dry on content she's stealing narratives from here and making them real
>>24167988AlwaysReplySniffers
>OG Asacoco >Morning shitpost>Asacoco 2.0>Morning narrativepost/english classGENIOUS
>>24167990>>24168000I was watching archives and lost track of the time...
>>24168006fucking genius. incredible.
I don't know anons, need more arrows and highlights to really get the message
>>24168004Yes
>>24167988what are you sniffin on anon
>Shilling Flare's upcoming stream3D PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_reMBxNH2MJesus fuck she's so CUTE.
What would it be like to date Artia? Would she say pog during dates? Would u she call u scum?
https://youtu.be/GtXFy1RyZiM?t=570If you listen closely, you can hear staff members laugh in the background IMMERSION RUINED I HATE HOLOLIVE NOW
>people are understanding the cm as suisei being mad at kanata instead of suisei wanting to join the holohouse
How high are the chances that coco reads this threads?
>>24167990>>24168000I always wait for the subs
Caralho, eles fazem essa parada do boneco com a coco
>>24167990They might be working brah.
Yup, I guess I'm supposed to be expecting punchline here. Like I said in the several threads ago, I didn't like her new approach, but now I'm kinda seeing it. Hope she delivers it perfectly.
Hololive is my favorite drama series. I love discussing every new episode in here.
>>24168006or she is the narrative poster anonand shes been leaking here the whole time
anemachibros... this can't be happening... if suisei moves out we won't be able to hear her anymore...
What's the password thing about
>>24168017Gatorade
>>24168026Why else would she want to move in after finding out her oshi is?
Coco...the stroke order...
I just came into possession of a large sum of money. Who should I give a supercha to
This whole thing about Japanese artists having foreign people comment "I hate this" and misunderstanding it as them actually hating the art was a bit of a hot topic a little while ago on twitter. Good idea to educate on stuff like that considering how many EOPs there are watching Hololive lately.
>Now is not the best time>I hate thisKaichou...
>>24167903that was just her parroting whatever Okayu says.either way it's sad to hear her say 'daisuki' a hundred times and get get 'hmm' as a reply.
>>24168039ARK server
>>24168029qual o problema?
>P4G coming to steamWhich Holos will play this now?
>>24168048hiromoot
i can't believe watame is fucking dead
>>24168006Why actually make content when she has us to cook up the spiciest shit imaginable.
Time for punished Watame...
>>2416802799%
>>24168039gay fucking ark server do not bother
>>24168048Elon Musk
>Forgot WatameCoco..
>>24168049I remember that. They all called us tsundere.
Suisei said: >"Live together? Yeah, sure."NarrativeCHADS please do you thing
i don't want Holohouse to happen because Coco's roommate will inevitably doxx anyone who moves in with her and I don't want that.
>>24168049oh yeah, the ironic "I hate this" and "delete this"I forgot that's I thing
>>24168045Based coco. I've been told it matters but never why.
>>24168016Why are normalfag memes all boring as shit
>>24168055>Japanese gameNobody
>>24168048To Fubuki of course!
>>24168020The donkey ears have given her strength like never before
>>24167869Her daughter works at Niji, it's a tense situation
Imagine Coco's face everytime she comes here to get inspired for content she will never tell us about or thank the anon behind it but enjoys it regardless.I imagine it to be smug. Very smug. Even right now, probably reading this post.
Wait a minute I take it back mahjong streams are actually fun?!
>>24168051>Say thing>"She didn't mean that though, trust me."You make a strong argument, but I'm going to choose not to believe you.
>>24168072she needs to take care of all the disabled lesbians though anon
Watame is getting cucked a lot. Coco is heartless.I bet she's crying right now
>>24168026This thread really is 90% EOP 5% JSL 5% illiterate in all languages
>>24168027It's honestly pretty likely. It's been said for awhile now that Coco's shitposting style is way closer to old 4chan than it is to any other place on the internet, including 5ch or new 4chan.And if I were in her shoes, it'd probably be pretty nice to destress by letting out my complaints on an anonymous western message board instead of a place where someone might draw a real connection.
>>24168081I can't believe we are working for Coco for free...
>>24168055hopefully none because why these are 80h games lmao, might as wel
>>24168027It's obvious as fuck now.
>>24168081if she reads these threads, how come she hasn't married the "I will marry Coco!" poster...
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1270466788044574721SUISEI
>>24168039>>24168053>>24168065I'm surprised the ARK fan server is still going.I wonder how many people play on it.
>>24168082YesBut don't watch Towa play it, it's not fun
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1270466788044574721
>watame tells people to watch asacoco>coco forgets about watame
>>24168081Imagine whatever teh fuck you want nerd
>>24168082I hope it becomes popular enough to have a Saki style team tournament between the generations.
>>24168081>implying coco isn't some resident shitposter
>>24168090 you clearly did not watch her sims4 streamshe clearly shows her whole plan to who she wants moved in with her
>>24168076But it's Sega, so Coco.
>>24168092She literally stole a post from here making fun of Marine's dancing, straight plagiarised it. She might not now but she definitely browsed this thread in the past
>>24168094Anon...
>Daily Yuri threesomesH-hot
>watame denied the weather and the pptrio house
>>24168101>>24168103Suiseibros...
>>24168026>people are understanding the cm as suisei being mad at kanataWhat? Who the fuck misunderstand it as that? Even an N6 would know what Suisei said at the end.
>>24168081Thanks for your hard work, Coco-sama.
>>24168103translate it dweebs
COCO IF YOU READ THIS ADD SMALL "4" TO NEXT ASACOCOIN LEFT BOTTOM CORNER
>>24168072That's why a simple door lock and "I'm streaming!" sign helps, for both of them.
She's moving in whether Coco likes it or not
God do I want to have gentle lovemaking with PPT. Right after thrusting in as deep as possible and releasing cum I want her to pat my head and call me a good girl as she slowly pulls out of me.
COCO IF YOUR READING THIS I WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU
"Coco browses 4chan" posters will never not be the most retarded posters in this general.
>>24168091>5% illiterate in all languagesThat's way too low
>>24168071She's been working on her "family business" ever since she was small, of course she's used to jumping from place to place and doesn't mind changing houses
>>24168101Turns out Suisei wants both Kanata and Coco
>>24168101>>24168103Suisei will take what is hers, one way or another.
>>24168127you already posted this before
So now that it's confirmed Coco frequents these threads, which ritualposter do you think she is?
Pandering to yurifags is the worst and most boring part of all chuubas.You know it's true.
>>24168101Menhera...
>Coco could be reading this thread RIGHT NOWAAAAAAA THIS IS TOO SCARY I'M CLOSING THE THREAD
>>24168107That would be pretty great to be honest for a tournament. But we probably don't have enough players
>>24168103The pride...
>>24168053>>24168065is thag means you can play with them if you join the server? i'm guessing no since their server would be crowded but i can't think of anything else
holy shit the narratives Coco
>>24168097Turn your thinking around. Maybe instead of having a reason not to marry the 'I will marry Coco!" poster, she is not able to marry him for a reason. After all, you can't really marry yourself...
I miss them
Imagine if imagine poster were Coco
>>24168101I wonder if Anemachi is getting married
>Coco confirms she reads these threads>"I will marry Coco" poster has gone missinghmmmmmm.....
>>24168131No fun allowed.
>>24168131You're welcome, Coco.
>Suisei is going to homewreck gen 4 house>She is willing to kill Watame, Towa, Luna and Coco>All just to have PPT for herself
COCO CONFIRMED TO LURK OUR THREADS, LETS CELEBRATEhttps://youtu.be/WDun8PZ2ZJ4
COCO IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I WANT YOU TO SAY "Clovers are really stupid, aren't they?"
>>24168140She was obviously the "I HATE THIS BITCH" poster
>>24168101Keep your friends close and your enemy closer.
>>24168140>which ritualposter do you think she is?All of them. We are all Coco.
>>24168142It comes with the package
>>24168131Anons here live in an echo chamber. They don't realize that other Holo communities, especially Twitter and 5ch, have all the information we have and come to the same exact conclusions.
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
>>24168127Haha imagine actually wanting this hahaha
watame will be next in the homohouseshes gonna make homolive real and steal yagooscompany
What if we're all Coco?
Shut up coco, your breath stinks.
>>241681454 generations with 5 players each and the others could fill in gaps for missing people(Mel, Ayame) I guess it isn't really a tournament but a battle or you could have gen 0 be their own team waiting in the finals
>>24168140she started the "Towa..." posting in an effort to get people to hate Towa even more.
i bet coco is one of the pekoposters in disguise
Yabee
Coco if you are reading this, kill lyger and hoshikawa, it's for the greater good
>>24168160Sounds pretty based to me.
>>24168169But muh baste narratives...
>>24168175We would have giant tits, WOOOO!
COCO IF YOU'RE READING THIS
>>24168131this is coco alright holy shit.
>>24168173perfect sheep
so technically coco's boobs are bigger but it feels like noel's are much bigger and more prominent. her breasts have more presence. does anyone else know what i man?
>>24168154My lovely daughters!
''They bought the narrative?''
>>24168157Did he... do it?
>>24168162Anons here are really fucking retarded, aren't they?
>suisei and coco will end up having quarrels and fights>holohouse forbidden by YAGOO as a result to prevent infighting from ruining hololivebased suisei saving hololive
Perfect sheep...
lol, watame isn't invited to the holohouse because she live with me.
>Holohouse is actually becoming a reality N-Nani?
>>24168169The "Punished Suisei" meme was actually pretty specific to here, there were even people reposting memes from here about it on 5ch talking about our narratives.
>>24168160>She is willing to kill WatameNo!>TowaNo!>Lunacool>CocoNo!
>>24168167>>24168175WE ARE THE COCOWE ARE THE CHILDREN
votehttp://poal.me/xqqqc4
>Suisei ruining Kanata and Coco's てぇてぇ time when they move togetherCan't believe Suisei gave me another reason to hate her.
>>24168169I wouldn't call this thread an echo chamberI'd call it the noisiest section of the special ed class
>>24168181UNCONTROLLED SWITCH
>>24168175She could be in this very room. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be the towaposters
I can't believe Anemachi is fucking dead
>>24168202coco already won
>>24168209Nobody gives a fuck redditor, it’s narrative time
>>24168214Tower...
Coco and Suisei can fuck offTenshi is mine
>>24168214>Coco was the one who always got the last "Towa..." post
>>24168180Well it worked
>>24168202Suisei will become the first prison idol after stabbing someone in the holohouse.
>>24168202>Suisei and Kanata end up talking through the night while Coco works on Asacoco alone trying to mentally block out their laughter and singing
>>24168214Torre...
>>24168223>Coco was actually the ritualposters
Coco if you're reading thi
I think we can all agree from today on that coco is the queen of /hlg/
can someone remind me what オネア is? It's in Choco's schedule and I forgot what it was
>>24168182P E K O M E
>>24168232She always was
Kanata and Coco would've worked well, but Suisei joining in... I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure this haughty bitch is just going to ruin everything.
>>24168226I hate that I know this video just from the thumbnail
>>24167832>闇組織助けて>Dark organisation, helpWhat did she mean by this bros
Who will cook for Anemachi if Suisui goes away
>>24168229Coco actually wrote those lewd Kanata pastas.
That "I hate this" though. This is not going to end well.
>>24168227CocoXSuisei Stealth sex after Kanata has gone deaf
>>24168055Coco. She has been looking at the Persona series for a while now, mentioned it during her SC reading.
Geez will Tenshi be able to take the daily sex? It looked hard enough with just Coco but add the pride too and it becomes impossible
>>24168243my god...
>>24168081Shut up Coco.
>>24168182what a fine taste the dragon has then
>>24167706What was she trying to tell us? Coco!
>>24168232She's our collective content cumpet
Good news /hlg/bros, thanks to work from an unknown insider Cover just accepted to buy all of our narratives for a whooping $99 cents each! Everyone please throw all of your hottest narratives to receive a deposit in the next 5 to 10 working days!
>>24168236the who wants to be a millionaire parody shit
>mfw coco buys a whole dorm for holos and burned asmr egirls >she becomes the richest vtuber ceo in japan just by hording retarded girlsTHIS IS HER ENDGAME BOYS
>>24167832>immediately seeing the hidden messageHi Coco
Pecor reigns supreme in the end
>>24168000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30V6CAIMwiwone of you technically skilled fags use this in a coco webm pls
T-the narratives....they are e-evolving...
i missed it... what is the narrative actually
Isn't Matsuri kind of creepy?
>>24168039It's not just for the fan server but also the old Ragnarok server for you to go sightseeing and admire everyone's architecture and the signs Marine drew.
>>24168243I will never forgive Coco for this
Coco we all know you're here right now, so please answer this.What does Marine smell like? Are her tits really as big as she claim they are?
>>24168202I don't remember any real interaction between them but they seem like they'd get along. Neurotically hard workers with high standards of professionalism that don't really mind shots being fired in either direction.
Clearly Coco isn't stealing Narratives, she's been the one writing them all along. It's gorilla marketing, she plants a seed in the thread and then uses it in Asacoco and virgins sperg out cause OMG I SAW IT ON 4 CHINZ.
>>24168264I like this narrative.
>>24168267wait shes a nyagger? pekora...I expected more from you.
>>24168269Fuck off with your unfunny meme shit and do it yourself you lazy fuck.
>>24168276She needs an invervention
>>24168264I, for one, welcome our new dragon bitch overlord.
hi Coco, you're really cute and your tongue is hot
>>24168283Coco, I kneel.
so how does it feel now that it's confirmed at least one of the regular here is actually redditposter?
People thought Coco was taking our narratives but what they didn't know was, she was forming the narratives all along.
>>24168280cigarettes, no
>Someone posted a FLARE twitter post with pizza yesterday that got many (you)s>Coco thumbnail has her holding a slice of pizza>Flare stream featured in asacocoYAMERO...
>>24168269Holy mother of newfag.https://streamable.com/pzp32o
>>24168154I hope their scissoring sessions were good.
>>24168245This, misunderstandings will happen.
>>24168148It's a separate server with the same settings as the main one but just for fans. Coco visits occasionally off stream.
>>24168299Please marry me, Coco!
Coco if you ever need a fat, balding, disgusting, old man for your depraved sex fantasies, or any of the Hololives, let me know.
>Coco and Kanata want a third person to share the expenses and Suisei who's Kanata's long time gachikoi volunteers>therefore Coco lurks these threadsYou guys aren't really this dumb, right? You're just pretending, right?
>>24168267It's all insane luck.You shouldn't spend all your luck on a game.
is there a more cringe and bad post than the "X post here in 4chan"
>>24168300what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
>>24168317>t. Coco
>>24168320Towa...
>>24168318She says she's a beginner but she's better than me with someone with 5 years of off on experience. Japanese are insane at mahjong man
>>24168320yes, yours
>>24168317Suisei is Kanata's gachikoi? Maybe Matsuri should take notes from her.
>>24168320yes: "is there a more cringe and bad post than the 'X post here in 4chan'"
>>24168317Did you miss all the punished Suisei and cucked Suisei memes or are you just that fucking new?
>>24168300What the fuck
>>24168088Korone agrees with literally everything Okayu says>WAKARU~DAYONE~
FBK trying to ride the morning news fad...Someone please give her an akasupa...please...https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1270469720609894400
Hi coco you're really ugly and your breath stinks
>>24168142It is, but yurifags are just too pathetic not to exploit.
I can't believe Endolu is moving in with Kson and Nozomu.
>>24168340
>>24168317>Coco and Kanata want a third person to share the expenses and Suisei who's Kanata's long time gachikoi volunteerstell me more about this narrative
Coco please tell your roommate to stream more
>Coco lurks these threads and has done so for a while>Korone was actually a bully in high schoolMy god, this is fucking something
>>24168320Yes, but it's still pretty bad since it's the millionth time over essentially nothing.
>>24168142Yet you guys keep on falling for it like clockwork. It's the ultimate and final bait
>>24168340She has been doing that for a month now... Are you new here?
>>24168348
>>24168340FBK...
>>24168343Her sister finally kicked her out.
>>24168340Anon, she makes more than Korone and Marine.
>>24168343>Endoluyou mean helga?
>>24168333The memes only exist in the first place because Suisei and Kanata are very close, which makes it all the less surprising that she's the one they picked for moving in with them.
>>24168359AHHHHH FBK
https://files.catbox.moe/de8no1.webm
>>24168340I can't believe it the bitch has some nerve
>narrative can evolve to Fucking AnythingCoco is playing devil's advocate and the world the internet is chimping out, /hlg/ how do we stop this Pandora's box.
>>24168340>Morning news by Coco>Evening news by fooby kayI'm okay with this
>>24168353Apologize to the Narrativebros.
>>24168359F-FBK?!
>>24168359Look at her go!
How could someone like pekora?She couldn’t even hide her true bitchy self, no one wants to collab with her, fucked a lot of men, a camwhore in nnd.Only got into hololive because of miko’s kindness. If peko wasn’t in hololive she could’ve been a soapland girl by now.
>Holohouse will never happenConcernbros...
>Suisei will plow Kanata AND CocoVery nice.
>>24168342you need to learn about women anon.if giving the opportunity to sleep with a hot woman vs a smelly dude they will pick the woman no matter how straight they say they are.
>>24168372Why contain it?
>>24168367>Narratives are based on some amount of truthHoly shit did you figure it out yourself?
Why do Holofriends have an aversion to boys?
>>24168230She got him lads.
>>24168369What?
>Aki-san you are sexi
>>24168381Sugita loves her
>>24168359You're welcome everyone.
>>24168381Yea but you're a faggot so fuck you.
>The Narrativebros were right
>>24168331how new
>>24168367Sure thing Kaichou
>>24168383Holohouse doesnt need to exist but they should make an effort to move closer to each other desu
>>24168055no one because atlus won't let them
Coco will now fuck Suisei in the ass with her big dragon dick.
>>24168381korone poster you try way too hard
>>24168388I love aki!
>>24168261>$99 centsanonchama...
>>24168403Holobedroom needs to exist and they should all make an effort to have sweaty sex with each other.
so who'll win? dragon dildo or russian dick
>>24168381I'm not insecure about which holos I like unlike you fag
>>24168369https://files.catbox.moe/kbavab.webm
>>24168389>something that's perfectly consistent with said truth happens>Coco could only have done this if she knew about the narrativesGreat logic you have there.
>>24168369Why does she have a poster of herself in her room?
>>24168398we are never wrongwomen are fucking faggots anonthey dont like men for anything besides moneythats the fucking truth anon
Isn't 3 too much...
>>24168359I hope that dog gets some nice and big akasupas in space...
>>24168390Why do you like boys so much?
>ctrl f "towa>only 26 resultstowa...
>>24168386Anon, that's not exclusive to Japanese women at all.Anyone would choose the same.
>>24168340You're dumb. It's Fubuki's replacement for the old OhaHolo, that thing the official Hololive Twitter used to do with different girls every week presenting with 3D models.
Imagine being Coco right now>Oh this Holohous idea isn't working out>I know, let's limit it to just me and PPT, this way I can say it's working and just live with her>I even have a good excuse, my family is annoying and messes with my streaming>I'll even say that everyone is still welcome to join, not like anyone would actually take up on this offer, especially Watame>I'll have PPT all for myselfEnter Suisei>"Oh hey, I could use a place to stay in since Anemachi also intrudes on my streaming, fair, right?">Since she's Kanata's good friend turning it down wouldn't make sense>Coco now has to actually behave herself and deal with her senpai and not just lazy about and abuse Tenshi's hardworking attitude
>Born too late to explore Earth>Born too early to explore the Universe>Born just in time to shitpost with Southeast Asian ESLs on a Mongolian animal husbandry forum about Japanese women using virtual costumes to shitpost on the internet
Suisei...https://files.catbox.moe/qa7hmu.webm
>>24168410It's still more than Argentina's hourly wage
>>24168426anon i said womennot Japanese women
hey look /hlg/ its you!https://files.catbox.moe/394ccj.webm
>>24168431Translate it weebs
>>24168413Everyone knows that Noel . has the largest futa cock
>>24168416>>24168397Pekora fans are obvious /v/ newfags who doesn’t know how much of a piece of shit pekora is. She’ll do the same shit to her hololive fans like what she did to her nnd fans
>>24168417https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm>>24168419because she is cute and she knows it
Can't believe Suisei actually accepted living together with them. I wouldn't want to be the 3rd wheel because that's for cucks.
>>24168429I hate this!
>thinking women living together is a good ideaif this actually happened it would fall apart in a week.
>>24168417my god
coco is a reply farmer
>>24168437>NOOOOOOOOOO! SHE CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE TO TALK TO HER IN A LANGUAGE SHE UNDERSTAAAAAANDS! NOOOOOOO!!!
>>24168425Reclining and inclining at the same time.
>>24168445SHE HATES IT
>>24168450lmao are you mad
>>24168340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsUI didn't knew the holos did songs like thisthis is my shit
>>24166957I don't like their looks ;_; I'm sorry anons
>C-Coco doesn't p-post here retards! S-stop this immediately!!LMAO FUCK OFF COCO
>>24168437licking her stupid flesh fang haha
>>24168437>Hyper pleaseBased
Is quarantine over in Japan and will we start getting 3D streams finally?
>>24168169>plebbit 300~ post daily>this place
>>24168437along with the shien korone duet this is definitely in my top clips of 2020 so far
>>24168429The thing they're doing right now is a temporary solution, Holohouse itself is still in the plans.
>>24167671Sora is an angel.
>>24168430What a time to be alive!
>>24168463End of the month probably
>>24168449Just a humble farmerTending to her grass
>>24168417Makes me want to improve my life
>>24168441What did she do you to you NNDファンさん?ぺこらに虐められたの?何年前に?未だに効いているならダメージはヤバかっただろな可哀そう
>>24168443https://files.catbox.moe/udn9cp.mp4
>>24168367Watame...
>>24168441korone poster strikes again.everyone here knows pekora is menahira and thats why her fans like her we want her to snap and call us pigs
>>24168465>shien korone duetwhat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7lJDATsuWU time for immense suffering.
>>24168425Towa posting evolved past simple "Towa...".We now have variants like:>Torre...>Tower...andToaw
>>24168482https://files.catbox.moe/9p5byl.mp4 its an edit but its still based
>>24168437she sounds so desperate and sad... i would have left in shame
>>24168456Yes, I'm very upset, you epic trolled me :^)
>>24168479I honestly thought it would be Watame when they made that pause for suspense.
>>24168463God I hope yes. It's summer, time to whip out those bikini 3D models. And Freya and Gen4 3D can't come soon enough.
>>24168381pekora is basted and youre a faggot
>>24168463I think people can go out but social distancing is still heavily enforced
im the perfect sheep............
I've been asleep for 12 minutes, why did Suisei break Coco's horns?
she called him a pigand played with his tiny heart
>>24168485I can't believe Towa killed Towaposting...
This is really stupid.
God, I want a Towa gf
>>24168487This is the cutest shit.
>>24168381
>>24168497>>24168477
>Subaru bullies mama mio streamI think I'm starting to fall in love with bullylive
>>24168487adorable
https://youtu.be/KmUi9CzeGgI
>>24168510Haachama...
>>24168495If Watame is the perfect sheep how come she wasn't included in asacoco today?
>>24168508>mama miodid you get permission to say that
>>24168369>>24168417if you're the faggot that keeps posting how his favorite is miko and aki i appreicate your dedication but you have autism
>>24168508She likes it so it's fine, they're doing another horror game together tomorrow.
>>24168510>Theadora - loved it who is he?
>mfw pekora will never abuse you and call you a pig>5ch fags hate this treatmentwhy are nips so beta
>>24168510>233 viewsSTOP OR I WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR MOMt. Anonymous
What exact moment was it that each holo fell for Kanata? What scene would it be that they always flash back to? For Coco I think it's Natto Roll
>>24168508They were so fun today, I've gotta rewatch it again later.
>>24168405That was only with 5 because for some reason Atlus though Akechi being the killer was some top tier spoiler.
>>24168515Because I've been following her ever since she returned to streaming I think I get very special permission now.>>24168519I can't wait for it
>>24168417HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG I CAN't
Pekora is a ticking time bomb and you gachikois are in for a treat.
>>24168518i do it for best girls and because i got nothing to do at work
>>24168487someone should send this cute shit to them, Korone is already getting bullied so it's not like she has anything left to lose by acknowledging Bossu...
>>24168417the beginning sounds like RSE trumpets
>>24168540Not a fan of this narrative.
>>24168542Miko actually looks cute here.
>>24168540nigger do you think we dont know who she isshes literally the type of a abusive women japan based tsunderes on
>>24168543What tags are you supposed to use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7lJDATsuWUKaoru getting over it
When sheep moves in will everyone realise the hololive house is just Haachama's wives moving in together ready for when she graduates?
>>24168562you spelled matsuri wrong
>>24168532For Choco it's probably her quiz stream. Suisei was definitely voice first, so it's her own experience listening to one of her songs. I think for Coco it could be the moment they proclaimed themselves the bottom of Hololive.
>>24168549miko and all of hololive is cute!
its watames birthday tomorrow
https://files.catbox.moe/wp80ou.webm
>>24168564Keep dreaming Matsuri, you know noone likes you that way
>>24168550>do you think we dont know who she isPekora fans are mostly /v/ and/or NTR enthusiasts
9 images leftGiving one to Pekora instead of giving the faggot who's letting her live in his head rent free another (You)It's her face when she reads his posts
>>24168300>>24168321 >>24168337 infinite rays of narrative ultimately folding unto themselves till perfection, the reality is now no longer a concept and the prime material of the universe is asacoco and shitposting.
>>24167842It's perfect. Just chat until something happens and then their ship blows up.
>>24168580
>>24168564Matsuri is probably one of the few girls on Coco's NG list for unavoidable drama desuShe doesn't even have any close relationships left in hololive she just sort of gets along with everyone that can keep her at a safe distance
>>24168582But nothing happens in Elite
>>24168583Absolute chaosh.
>>24168317When you say Suisei is Kanatan's gachikoi you mean that Kanatan was Suisei's fan?
>>24168570>no 3rd and 4th genYes I'm thinking based.
>>24168515https://files.catbox.moe/5q393s.webm
>【続報】僕たち一緒に住みます【星街すいせい&桐生ココ&天音かなた/ホロライブ】oh my angel
Please give more supas to Kanata for meals.
sniff it
My images...
>>24168575Which chuubas do you think watched disney movies dubbed?
>>24168508https://youtu.be/DKFJMhfKzto?t=1774Mio is made for bullying.
Would Artia be a good gf?
>>24168599pecor off to page 10!
YAMEROOO
>>24168562Haachama is the one behind the scenes arranging holo house to only include her friends that called in for her 300K anniversary
I’m glad my favorite holo doesn’t have a bad reputation in her previous life.
>>24168605No she's Chinese, her parents will take everything away from you as in tradition
>>24168381she started streaming mahjong so she's alright with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDJrYiuQoZcits a collabadding more rules to the house
>>24168599>there's a sniff post but we're past image limitHow am I supposed to live like this
>>24168605Who's that?
>>24168605Hell no but I'd still date her just so she can insult me
>>241686181. no shidding2. no fardding
>>24168592no the other way around, the only real things we actually know about Suisei are that she is a failed idol and she was a fan of Kanatan's past identity.
Hey, guys. This is a little off topic, but I hope you won't mid. I have an acquaintance that I've been trying to turn into my cumpet. She is very naive and trusting, and I've convinced her to move in with me. However, she has a friend she's known longer than me that's suspicious of me and our new rooming arrangement. How do I deal with this annoying friend and seal the deal?
>>24168597So it is actually true...
im at work so all of you better watch kaorus stream in my stead
>>24168381After reading those 5ch threads, I’ve never watched her again
>>24168618I thought it made perfect sense right away but the more I think about it Suisei is actually kind of an odd addition. Coco said in the Sims stream earlier that she has never met her offline yet.
>>24168599i thought having a big futa cock was flare's thing but peko has one too?
>>24168605I don't know if I'd want a lobotomized wife with no kidneys and broken legs anon...
>>24168618that silhouette looks like pearl
>>24168618I love this
>>24168623literally unlivable house
>>24168611korone beat the shit of hs girlsi rather have a dominatrix rabbit than a evil dog
>>24168626What the fuck is a cumpet?
>>24168618What was the video where they first went over the rules?
>>24168618They're gonna alternate between who gets Kanata to themselves each day
>>24168644trumpet but cum
>>24168618nnnnaaaaaaaaaaa
>>24168643I wish she would beat me up.
>>24168626Have her friend also move in with you and then arrange a slip in the bathroom after a couple of weeks pass uneventfully.
>>24168626Eat more sleep pills so you don't hear them being happy in their room.
How do we save festival?
>>24168644Misspelled crumpet.
>>24168618Narratives being true makes me happy even if there really wasn't any actual influence from them
Is she really a perfect sheep?
>>24168634pearl is a juggalo, solja also a warrior
>>24168644A trumpet you stick in your ear to hear better
>>24168654fuck that, how do we save YAGOO...
>>24168631I hope suisei ends up being a Slav, I really want to imagine the holo house as a chuuba version of the cold war
>>24168626invite suisui coco make her your next cum-pet
>>24168654Hoshikawa needs to give her a good dicking and sap that DT energy.
I love me some good ol' narratives. Anons, hit me with the best ones you got
>>24168618Suisei seems like one of the youngest members if Im to be honest
>>24168570We'll never get Hololive this happy ever again...
I want to kiss Kaoru
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mslzzCNIXlI?start=9449" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>Jesus christ flare, please...
>>24168667>holohouse just becomes chuuba hetalia
>>24168631if the do meet irl they might hit it off
>>24168673Read the thread, hope you’re not a pekofag
>>24168676FBK...Korone...
>>24168593Aqua is too adorable. Imagine her laughing the way she does even as a kid.
https://youtu.be/TPtVUCi1AMI?t=3697Reminder that the last thing we saw before Aqua disappeared was her being separated form her friend, dying, and saying goodbye foreverI miss her so much already bros...
>>24168631>Coco said in the Sims stream earlier that she has never met her offline yet.This makes the whole thing retarded if it’s true. Deciding to move in permanently with someone you’ve never met is a terrible idea.
>>24168680anonchama!?
>>24168680Anonchama!?
>>24168570Why is Korone apart from the other GAMERS?What's the narrative here?
>>241685703rd and 4th gen killed hololives happiness
Can anyone fill me in about pekora? Is this a real thing or am I getting trolled?
>>24168680anon...
>>24168452>Pisa's tower >is called the inclined tower/hlg is a genius
>>24168686you really do try too hard korone poster
>>24168629>5ch threads tldr me anon
>>24168690I can't believe Aqua is fucking dead
>>24168697This but unironically.
5CH IS SAYING ___
>>24168699yes Pekora is a real thingno we're not having a group hallucination
>>24168696She's mirroring Okayu. Also everybody hates her because she bullied them.
every hololive girl committed ritual suicide...only holostars left....
>>24168587That's only if you're paying attention.
>>24168693That just strengthens the jealousy narrativeSuisei can't let Coco steal away her cumpet so she's making a hasty uninformed decision
its just a dog shitter trying to take the heat off
>>24168697By showing them how it's done.
Idolmaster but with Vtubers
Haachama lost some views on her channel. What was deleted?
Just came back from 5ch, they said your favorite holo will never be real
>>24168696She's a lonerAnd a loner's gotta be alone
>>24168709>>24168629自演やめな
>>24168697They made them relevant, but at what cost?...
>She got a mod with PPT’s shirt in the gamehttps://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1270298988621651968?s=21TeTe
>>24168699korone fag found a video of her singing and larping with a male on niconico so now korone anon is trying to say she sucks a million dicksjust simple stuff as always anon.
>>24168728it can also be youtube recalculating viewshappens once in a while
>>24168707I honestly felt a chill run down my spine reading that post at first. Maybe I've gotten too invested but I just don't want anything bad to happen to Pekora...
>>24168604Remember when Okayu and Subaru ganged up on Mio to make her throw up? Good times
Kanata and Flare are just there to soak up all the horniness of hololive
>>24168543No problem if I post it then I guess.#生神もんざえもん or #ころねすきー for Korone's tags?Or should I just try both
>>24168674I think Haato and Shion are the youngest members of Hololive, Suisei is probably a year or two older than they are though, which is probably way younger than Coco and Kanatan. Assuming Suisei created the persona shortly after graduating HS and failing as an actual idol, she's probably in her early 20s, which is also probably why nobody has any information on her "past life" despite being a vtuber longer than most of Hololive since Suisei is probably her first real attempt at being a content creator.
>>24168646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vv29EA8YPY
>Love Kanatan>Like Coco>Like Suisei>Like Coco's Sims with its tete, like watching Kanata sing with Suisei>Like the constant flow of narratives making fun of all threeDunno about you hlg but it's a fun time to be here
>>24168728She purged a lot of videos after the Papachama fiasco, mostly the ones with her sister in them.
>>24168750Don't, unicorns will get mad.
>>24168740besides being a mentally ill dominatrix tsunderethat does not take care of her voice the rabbit is fine anon (korone may have punched her and miko two days ago for her playing fallout4)
>>24168759Shame, it's the most wholesome thing I've seen all week
So when will Anemachi move in with Coco's sister?
>>24168751>which is also probably why nobody has any information on her "past life"You must be new
>>24168674>>24168751I think Subaru is also one of the youngest. If I remember correctly she was still in school when she started part-timing in Hololive
>>24168740what's wrong with sucking dicks?
>>24168750I remember somebody tweeting a drawfag's art of her playing vidya with one of the holostars. I know he liked it, but I don't think she did. She's pretty careful about this shit.
>>24168765Ignore that guy and post it anyway
Kaoru in the mineshaft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZtEACCwIUplease bros, she's so close to 1mil
>>24168763I really hope she takes a real break, her voice sounded really bad after the tg endurance stream
How come subaru has so many verbal ticks than the other hololive? I've never ever seen someone say so much gibberish speak like her
>>24168778I'd be in his mineshaft
>>24168699>>24168709Something about her previous persona who was super desperate as NND streamer and quickly dropped her fanbase once miko pushed her to do hololive audition
>>24168751>which is also probably why nobody has any information on her "past lifeAnon, how fucking new are you?
>>24168754I mean the recent stuff with Coco wanting to move out to inviting Kanata to punished Suisei and her liking fanart about kanata and coco to that Suisei Kanata duet stream and the tweets afterward to Sims 4 HoloHouse and Coco making Suisei ingame and Asacoco CM today and finally, the culmination of all narratives later at Kanata's stream. I am also having a blast following this.
>>24168789Anons here told me NND is a super toxic place she was probably itching to get out of there
>>24168778Kaoru made the perfect zombie impersonation just recently, made me really confused.
>>24168789Was she the one who flat out said she was leaving to make more money, or was that Rushia?
>>24168781suba suba suba suba suba
>>24168779Super fun choreography, watched on mute.
>>24168699lurk here long enough and you will recognize narrative from truth easy anon.
>>24168798gobi gobi gobi gobi
>>24168796No that was Pekora
>>24168792Suisei invinting Coco to sing when she's obviously not good with it and her depressed voice in the Apex stream after the Kanacoco stream were hilarious, probably unrelated to each other but boy is it funny.
>>24168699She bullied Aqua on her birthday, that's why they never collab.
>>24168805nah that was rushia.
>>24168754I'm with you. The best thing about this news is the perspective of more Hoshi no Kanata collabs.
>>24168792I'm liking the absolute extremes of it, on one hand really precious kanacoco and kanasui tete, on the other these tweets and narratives come to life. Shit like this >>24168806 is just adding to the fires and it just keeps coming with dynamic shifts depending on who's getting to interact with Kanata.
I'm gonna lewd the shrine maiden!
>>24168744Good times. I'm sure they had to stop for the sake of Mio's teeth.
>>24168767>>24168790she easily has the least information out there compared to any Hololive member as far as I know, I'm not some loser doxxfag.
Is Kaoru going to be stuck in here as long as Noel was?
>>24167617have any of these leaks ever been true lol
if narrativefags put as much effort into writing happy fanfics versus their shit stirring ones, could you imagine how just as bad /hlg/ would be
>>24168794Not really, it was her who was the toxic one. The fanbase was supporting her pubg streams.5ch autists never liked her, people who like her here are /v/ tourists who watched her mgs streams. She even pissed off her chinese fanbase. Now only /v/ EOPs like her.
>>24168781She's a normalfag teenager who loves to talk.
>>24168019it better be...
>>24168823>she easily has the least information out there compared to any Hololive memberLmao get a load of this guy, you obviously don't know who the fuck Roboco is, even 5ch can't touch her.
>>24168816Not with no images you aren't!
Making sure Marine starts her day with a womb full of love!
>>24168796Only pekora is stupid enough to say it out loud
>>24168806I wouldn't be so sure they're unrelated. They've probably been talking for a while about this. I doubt that discord call to Kanata during Coco's stream wasn't just an act to make the news more interesting for viewers. I wouldn't be surprised if Suisei moving in with them was already decided by that point. It's much more believable that they've been discussing this for a while and now that things are settled they're making it into a little story.
>>24168837it was rushia though
>>24168829>Now only /v/ EOPs like one of the top vtubers by every metricyou could at least try
>>24168833Roboco is an actual robot, silly! Of course there's no information out there.
I could really have some pekora after all these narratives
>>24167432Do you know how shitty books like Harry Potter are massively popular while the works of Joyce or Pound are reserved for connoisseurs? The same thing happens with Miko.
>>24168829You kinda had me for a while but you went to hard on the narrative and now it isn't believable anymore.
>>24168833I don't know where the notion that Roboco's past life isn't known comes from, it's been known for a very long time, she was just smart and nuked most stuff after it was found. There are still a few videos on bilibili though.
>>24168829korone fag you suck at this
Why so slow suddenly? was there a ban wave?
How does it feel know that some schizophrenic anon in /vyg/ goes through all the /hlg/ posts to see what independents we're talking about just so they can shitpost them in that thread?I hope none of you guys are thinking of bringing up my favorite indie girl... that would be the worst.
>>24168814>more Hoshi no Kanata collabsTHIS. Couldn't be more perfect. Not just karaoke streams, they can play horage together and talk music production too. Kanata said she wants an original song and if there's anyone who can help her with it, it's Suisei.
The covid pandemic spoiled me I had so many streams to watch every day and now everyone's gone...
>>24168829>pissing off chinks is a bad thinganonchama...
>>24168845Pekora isn’t top, she’s just a fad. Why do you think she keeps streaming to the point where she’s about to lose her voice. Once she stops the momentum, she becomes irrelevant. She doesn’t have a strong fanbase because everyone hates her.
>>24168829Toxic enviroments create toxic people
It's weird to watch a non menhara play getting over it. Kaoru just teaching me how much I just don't like Noel though
>>24168855Yeah but how could say that Suisei has the least information about her when most of her online past activities on her old twitcast and twitter were revealed already. The part about her being a Kanata gachikoi before they became vtubers isn't a narrative, it's actually real and you wouldn't be spouting your retarded statements if you actually knew that.
>>24168864>391,000 subs>everyone hates herkoronefag you really dont give up
>>24168833Ponkotsu Robo is in truth the real mafia. she makes demons and buddhas kneel alike.she is the real beyond suspicion mastermind behind hololive. just way when she start to play for real.
>>24168864This whole industry is a fad anon. When the momentum goes, it'll fade away.
My wife roboco is streaming early! Today is a blessed day! Please come watch and support her!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcBU-M6YkQ8
>>24168858No imagesAsaCoco hype calmed downTime for dead hours/pity view hoursWatch Kaoru if you're bored
>>24168631It's okay, Coco has more than enough Adidas to share around.
This Korone vs Pekora narrative is retarded, you guys are boring
>>24168833Roboco is too cute to be doxxed, nobody wants to hurt her by leaking that stuff
>>24168873Thanks for defining the word fad anon
>>24168680Look at this dude
how do holos feel about their models? do they really eventually see them as their own personas?
>>24168881It's not even a Korone vs. Pekora narrativeIt's just one faggot that's obsessed with trying to get people to hate her for some reasonNo one's biting though they're all defending her so I stopped replying
>>24168881here's another (you) koronefag
>>24168829>people who like her here are /v/ tourists who watched her mgs streamsDamn you are still salty about that huh Koronefag?
>>24168881It's literally just one guy going back and forth, I'd rather go back to towaposting and midgetaquaposting
>>24168877What should I watch if I'm not bored?
>>24168858Everybody's burnt out. The pace of the thread today was insane, and then Asacoco forced a last spurt out of already exhausted anons.
>>24168881There’s no fight between them, pekora is just a pos
>>24168881t. Korotard
Since every holo has a vs narrative, who's Towa's rival
>>24168877in the new thread we will create the master plan to save asacoco from the dark suits
How do PPTfags feel about this new development?Also the collab is in her channel again, more SCs.
>>24168891Roboko
>>24168876hellobo~
>>24168899Herself
>>24168891Sora because she'll make you even more not bored.
>>24168899Towa...
why is this game so fucking boring what the fuck is wrong with western developers
5chan is saying that no one is surprised by Suisei wanting to get her claws into Kanata after all the recent occurrences, but from the other side of it: this is Coco's worst nightmare. The proto-Holohouse is going to turn into the Idol Training House instead and this is the exact thing that Coco fears more than anything with her severe self-esteem issues regarding her ability to sing. She was one of the few holos brought in who are basically incapable of singing. You can see these things in her recent streams (which are all nasty English songs too). Asacoco 2.0 is really just a reflection of this starting to coalesce: Coco is very intelligent and saw this coming when Kanata started to produce her new cover, so the new Asacoco 2.0 is letting Coco blow of some steam by slinging profanities and dragging some of the other holos into the verbal gutter with her "lessons" that barely mask her insidious goal of dirtying their voices.
Kaoru you need a bgm
>>24168881It's just one guy replying to himselfPretty pathetic way to force a narrative honestly
>>24168899me
Just finished reading that 3 5ch threads about the rabbit. It’s not that bad, she’s in the wrong though.
>>24168899I miss the Towa vs Coco narrative
>>24168909Don't worry anon she will play Valorant soon
>>24168899Aqua is her rival in competitive fps, can't wait for her to be destroyed in a 1v1 match
>>24168881Attempting to force conflicts between fanbases is always the lowest form of shitposting, but so long as there are popular things, there will be retards getting their laughs out of it.
>>24168914Nice try koronefag
>>24168911>5chan is saying>no screenshotsstopped right there
>>24168881>>24168895samefag
>>24168911"I hate this!"
>whole thread of pekofags seething over narrativepostingyou guys are as dumb as your rabbit.
>>24168901I fucking love it. Hoshi no Kanata is the best.
>460 viewersHow many does Kaoru usually get? Is this higher than normal?
5chan is saying poopoo peepee on my butthole
>>24168931Korone fag strikes again
Who's Aqua rival?
>>24168936based
Narratives aside, miko is a pure angel who helped her friend peko despite her faults
pekora already won its over
>>24168936Oh no narrative bros how will we spin this...
>>24168938Artia
>>24168935his last getting over it stream had near 900 watching.
What is 5ch actually saying about this Suisei move? I need new narratives
>>24168911Isn't susei like 19 and coco like 28?, Coco will control susei like a puppet and corrupt her, you have an failed idol and a bilingual bitch with a lot of life experiencie, it obvious who will be the alpha of the house
>>24168942this is true
5ch is saying that Coco stole all her narratives from them and as such they are going to sue her for copyright infringement
>>24168954can you just wait for Kanata's leech stream later
>>24168938Towa
>>24168575>https://files.catbox.moe/wp80ou.webmThank you anon this is blessed
I have only one pc. Who should I give the pity view to
>>24168892I wish Coco would force me to spurt.
>>24168901Like this >>24168754If it makes Kanatan happy then I'm happy too. Coco being in safe hands is going to be nice and Hoshi no Kanata is my favorite duet. Most of all, Kanata won't be lonely. This is going to happen again but this time in real life: https://files.catbox.moe/k338qx.webm
>>24168956you say that like its a bad thing
5ch is saying that Suisei is only moving in with Coco to get the address so she can report Coco to Japan's department of immigration and get her sent back to America so Suisei will have Kanatan all to herself....
>>24168911In truth she has talked before about preferring to get advice from another Hololive girl rather than a vocal coach.
The only narrative that I have is that I want to put my dick inside Suisei's ass
>>241689545ch is saying that Suisei joining in is a direct order from the KGB in order to learn more about the Japanese lifestyle.
>>24168956you know theres no house right
>>24168942Now that pekora got more numbers than her, she’s just going to pretend miko never existed.
>>24168965all of themhttps://hololive.jetri.co/#/watch
>>24168965obviously kaorube a bro
>>24168487Gonna make a Mio x Korone tomorrow morning! Shitposting here did end up motivating me to learn some basic editing tbdesu.
>>24168970Holy based
Not only is this house a narrative, 5 bucks says Coco, Suisei, and Kanata have already been living together for a while and are just playing this out for memes.
>>24168970I want to believe this
>>24168977give up korone fag
>>24168965Give Kaoru all of your love and support anon
>>24168938Her own Napoleon complex that drives her to act irrationally all the time
>Koronefags are upset that she's a legit former bully from high school>Decide to attack PekobrosLook, it's not our fault that Korone is actually a sadistic person who would bully weaklings for her own pleasures, but stop trying to make Peko similar to it. She's nothing like that.Peko is a confirmed soft spoken and shy girl whose only real friend is Miko.
>>24168965my wife, roboco
>>24168983Based, need more OC in these threads.
This threadhttps://streamable.com/2k9joq
>>24168961But it will be all in japanese...
>>24168965Give the funny trap a viewThe lads need all the support they can get
>>24168986Watame is actually living with them too but they're gonna milk this as long as possible and leave her reveal for later.
Suisei's not actually moving in right...what about Anemachi...I miss Anemachi randomly popping up on Suisei's stream...
>>24168995>Peko is a nice person>She abandoned her loyal fanbase for more money and didn't even say goodbyeRight, right..
>>24168938Her autism.
https://youtu.be/3d3ElV4Sl_QWill we ever hear this again?
>>24168983Please do anon.
>>24168977Ohh, it was this guy all along. I should have realized.
That asacoco time was insane, i barely have enough energy to send this post...
>>24168995stop trying to force fanbase wars you sad sad individual.
>>24169008They can never reveal watame because she's rooming with her bf
>all these buttmad peko fans diverting hate to koroneI’m a fbk chad and you’re all pathetic
>>24169015I'm hearing it right now.
>>24169015>Akai HaatoNo, she's Haachama now.
So If I want to go out with Suisei I need to become Coco's ally and help her marry Kanatan without hurting Suisei to the point the becomes a yandere?I could make a novel out of this.
>>24169024Why are Towafags like this?
>>24168995shy yes.Soft spoken No if she knows you real good irlshes like most neets here a awful keyboard warror>>24169012koronefag you got a beating coming
>>24168823I can't imagine how insufferable you people will be with HoloEN, digging upall that past info.
So where were the recline posters? Asacoco only got 17k for two day straight now.
>>24169010none of them are actually moving. Holo management knows about Coco's life outside of Hololive and knows they can't trust her to hide Kanatan and Suisei's identities.
>All these upset korone fans trying to attack peko nowI see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You're bullies just like Korone
Please stop posting about pekora’s roommate. Peko is a nice bunny who just wants to play games.
Kaoru trying to beat Noel's record for being stuck in the mineshaft, I see.
>>24168995>>24169012自演下手クソで草
>>24169034Too busy with the fresh narrative
So anons, what are you doing today, during these dead hours?
who are the allies and axis of the holoworld?
roboco's shota/loli voices are so CUTE
>>24169034She actually had something interesting to say this time, so they were busy watching.
>>24169034recline posters are reclining... thought we'd never see the day...
>>24169041>>24169030>>24169024>>24168995These are the type of posters we have here, Jesus, Seek help.
Since the thread is dead and boring and recently a lot of people are waking up to the fact that you can't just read a post that starts with>5ch saysand believe it for no reason, here's a fun shitpost from 5ch for us to discuss with our EOPfriends in here.>ガイガイガイドラインShitposting Guidelines>1.事実に対して仮定を持ち出すIn response to facts, bring out speculation>2.ごくまれな反例をとりあげるBring up things that are extremely rare as examples for your arguments>3.自分に有利な将来像を予想するPredict things that are convienent for yourself>4.主観で決め付けるAssume things based on your subjective perspective>5.資料を示さず自論が支持されていると思わせるDon't provide evidence but still make them think that your argument is valid>6.一見関係ありそうで関係ない話を始めるStart conversations about things that seem related at first but actually aren't>7.陰謀であると力説するInsist that there's a conspiracy>8.知能障害を起こすCause mental problems(?) Gonna be honest not 100% sure wtf they mean with this one, maybe they mean bait people's mental problems>9.自分の見解を述べずに人格批判をするCriticizse other people without explaining your own point of view>10.ありえない解決策を図るSuggest totally impossible ways to fix problems>11.レッテル貼りをするDon't know レッテル is>12.決着した話を経緯を無視して蒸し返すIgnore something that was already settled and get people arguing about it again>13.勝利宣言をするDeclare victory>14.細かい部分のミスを指摘し相手を無知と認識させるPoint out small mistakes and make people think your opponent is ignorant (probably will happen with my shitty sloppy translations if any other JSLs are here right now)>15.新しい概念が全て正しいのだとミスリードするMislead people into thinking that everything is right about a new concept>16.全てか無かで途中を認めないか、あえて無視するDon't accept anything unless it's all or nothing, or even just ignore it (?)>17.勝手に極論化して、結論の正当性に疑問を呈するInterpret the argument in an extreme way on purpose, then question the validity of it>18.自分で話をずらしておいて、「話をずらすな」と相手を批難するChange the point of conversation, then accuse your oppponent of changing the point>19.権威主義に陥って話を聞かなくなる Just become totally authoritarian and don't listen to anyone elseWhat do you guys think? Is their guide to shitposting pretty good? Also if any other JSLs wanna correct my sloppy translation that's welcome
>>24169008It makes sense to try living together first and then make it into a narrative later, just in case things don't work out. Imagine if Coco and Kanata really decided to live together one day, and on the same day Kanata found a place for them to live. Then they move in, and after a week or two, decide they can't stand each other. I bet they've all been living together for at least a month now, and are just now teasing out a story.Or even bigger brain, the Hololive house has been a reality for a while now and they will add to the story over the next few years, like how the Marvel Cinematic Universe is planned out.
Oh wow they really are pushing Kanata as the face of 4th Gen huh.https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1270486954379841536
https://youtu.be/L8PB8jLdztsOLD FRIENDS REUNITED
>>24169015Her room makes me think of MegaMan Battle Network
>>24169053They're all probably the same person.
>>24169034Reclineposting was always supposed to be ironic, you were supposed to be celebrating that coco was able to break through "expectations" from "antis"
>pekora is a nice girl is a narrative nowImagine my shock
>All this low tier bait>People keep respondingJesus I know we are in dead hours but at least make the shitposter work for his (You)
>>24169054k
I wish the holo threads on /v/ weren't taken down so quick, they're infinitely better than this shit. I guess that's what containment boards are for though.
>>24169067so no recline posts means cocofags losthuh
>>24169063Sio plays things that aren't mahjong?!
>>24169046Reading 110 5ch threads
New rumor: A-chan will be debuting as an actual Holo vtuber next month, new original song for her will be coming out as well!
>>24169063Towa!
>>24169063Okayu and Towa together, my ears are in good care.
>>24169042dont you want pekora to show her love for you by calling you a piggy because shes too tsundere to say shes grateful to your neetbuxsthats why niconico fags are mad because they never understood her and never will
>>24169043Is he playing with a controller?
>>24169064>YWN have Haachama as a shitty PET
>>24169074stfu /v/ nigger
>>24169054Those are fantastic rules. Reminds me of Schopenhauers how to argue guide
>>24169054Seems like they nailed all the important stuffReminds me of a lot of faggots in this thread too
>>24169074You are unironically an actual fucking retard
is the robot's stream choppy for anyone else?
>>24169087no, you can clearly hear his mouse
>>24169054>No "Impersonate other posters, respond, agree, and disagree with yourself as needed. Give the impression that more people are arguing discussion than actually are. "Rank fucking amateurs.
>>24169046Practicing drawing so I can try to do fanart of my favorite holos
>>24169074koronefag please kys holyshit
>>24169054They missed "pit two groups of people against each other" but pretty comprehensive otherwise
>>24169064>The 1% chance of a Holo playing MMBN got reduced to 0% these days
How do you end up with twitter recommending the roommate accounts, and how do prevent that with your your lurker/personal ones and still run your tuber account?
>>24168995korone used to be fuck with the yakuza, her fascination with severed fingers only explains it. She's witnessed countless fingers be severed for the oyabun she was dating at the time.
>>24169074Sorry about ruining your rabbit idol anon. It’s for your own good.
>>24169046Drawing.
>>24169099works on my machine bro...
>>24169106We're all older guys here, we aren't falling for that.
>>24169101A lot of threads on 5ch have IDs enabled, so you can't really do that.
Alright screw this.Everyone shut up and VOTE now, we'll see the truthhttp://poal.me/amosld
korone fags are emitting some serious psychotic energy now that they’ve been delivered a death blowbut they’ll be dead soon
>>24169053It is at most two people. This kind of shitposting is unfortunately not uncommon for generals.Some very attention starved individual takes it upon himself to shitpost so hard he will literally reply to himself solely to keep it going.Mentally ill doesn't even begin to describe these people. It is also very hard to get rid of them.
>>24169109why do you keep talking to yourself
>>24169104>>24169097>>24169089I mean, he's a retard, but if you're implying that these threads are actually good then you're an even bigger retard.
>>24169061It's a pretty hot story to spin since it's basically free food for rabid shipfags who will spread it everywhere.
>>24169101They have a word for that, 自作自演Not sure why this guy didn't include that yea, kek
>>24169054The masters of narratives
>>24169074See? Pekofags are just /v/ tourists. I was right. I bet their threads are nothing but pekora circlejerking.
>>24169114That always surprises me, I always expect a lot of retards to jump at the obvious "Why are __fags like this?"
>>24169108If a lot of people follow both X account and Y account then each will be recommended to followers of the other. Probably impossible unless you manage to avoid getting doxxed in the first place.
>>24169122t.biggest retard
>>24169114Funniest post itt
>>24169046Learning german
>>24169115>Not having at least twenty sockpuppet accounts.
Damn, Roboco is good
No one in this thread exists.
>>24169074>>24169126>>24169109Stop samefagging
>>24169128It's pretty obviously funposting, just like most narrativeposts.
Good thing Towabros don't fight against other holobros
>>24169046>dead hoursI'm going to have my robot wife assassinate you.
Anyone else glad that their favorite holo is so unpopular that they can't make narratives about her?
>>24169138Maybe it is the vtubers who really exist, not us
I hate pekora now because of this.
Game theory, Towa and Coco dont talk to each other on purpose so retards can make narratives and watch their channels
>>24169128People used to fall for it, but it was posted too often, so people got used to it. If you rephrase it in a new way that isn't so obvious, people might start biting again.
>>24169144Torre...
>>24169144Robocoooo
>>24169139Delusional koronefag
Why do these Holos stream so early in the morning for them? Asacoco I understand, given it's literally a morning show, but do they seriously expect a lot of people will watch them at 8 in the morning?
>>24169058Well it actually does make sense, as in planning it as a story is a good way to keep things relevant and steady but safe from possible scandals and failure. Maybe not to this extent but the news very well might be lagging behind the actual events.
>>24169142Towa...
>>24169144No because even Ayame gets narrativeposts all the time
what does rabbit taste like
>>24169142toaw...
>>24169054>>11.レッテル貼りをする>Don't know レッテル isレッテルを貼る is putting labels on people, like saying they're ~fags or unicorns.
>>24169154>hes pretending to be retarded nowOk
>>24169162Cum from all the stupid tourists
>>24169144Shion's only purpose in narratives is to get slapped in the knees and it's great
>>24169155Can't compete with the big dogs in primetime
>>24169142Towa!
>>24169120I've said it before, but I really wish some actual psychological research was done on the most pernicious 4chan shitposters. There's some sort of poorly studied mental illness here that has yet to even be classified which always manifests in similar neurotic ways and produces barneyfag-tier shitposters. I think if some actual studies were done on these individuals it would possibly lead to the discovery and categorical creation of what I can only describe as a covert form of utter insanity.
>>24169144As a fan of Marine I'm glad the only narrative we get is womb posting
>>24169162very lean, kind of gamy meat
So, Nijis are contacting the actual artist of the SCP image telling him Korone played the game, if they manage to convince him she commited a crime I really don't know what will happen since he doesn't own rights to the game but owns rights to the image and literal thoudands of people monetized that game.
>>24169173What about her depression? I guess it doesn't count because it's real.
>>24169142Tower...
>>24169173I'm glad the depresshion posting has stopped
What is the end goal for narrativefags? I can kinda understand doxposting, I was also curious as to who they were initially, but what do they gain from literally making shit up?
who wins pekofags vs koronefags?
>>24169172it's probably better to compete in primetime than get nothing in dead time...
>>24169176Marine’s previous life is actually good and she has a nice fanbase. Unlike that pos rabbit.
People on 5ch are now speculating that Korone is pandering to EOPs so hard because she thinks they won't get wind of her personal problems as easily, and she doesn't see herself having a future in the Japanese vtuber community once all the copyright problems and her bully past fully come to light, so she's preparing herself a new fanbase.
>>24169167説明してくれてありがとうございます、優しい名無しさん
>>24169187(You)'s
>>24169188Mel Chads
>>24169180Probably fake but if somehow true the guy would have to sue thousands of people and he won't have the money or balls to.
>>24169187Its fun.
pekochads already won its over
>>24169175desu I don't think it's that special, just undiagnosed. Probably some kind of autism or compulsive disorder
>>24169188How about Koronefriends and Pekofriend both fuck you in the ass instead
>>24169188Baquafags continue to control /hlg/ from the shadows
>>24169188Korone is just a bully, pekora is just a horrible person overall
>>24169187It's fun, I love seeing "Aqua is a 44.5cm midget with Napoleon complex that slaps everyone in front of YAGOO and stacks chairs" posting
I read in 5ch that Fubuki got warned by the production because she copied asacoco format without coco and hololive consent, they warned her that coco's format have it days counted, because they have received a lot of legal reclaims from youtube because of the content is related to +18 and isn't flagged as one. It look like they will make coco graduate very soon, and she is trying to do a coup d'etat with some of the hololive members, by contract she can't leak private information about others, but she can collab with them as kson using their real faces, and if she live with the streamers she can legally still hijack their streams.
>>24169180He's probably just gonna tell them to fuck off and tweet at Korone that he doesn't care if she plays his game and actually he's happy about it
>>24169187None of the pekora shit is made up
>>24169188(Me)
>>24169173keep it down
According to 5ch your mom's gay
>>24169209>>24169217stop samefagging once again koronefag
>>24169200That's actually not true. He could sue only one person and the rest fall in line. Doubt it'd be korone though
Glad aqua will never be awful to her fans.
>>24169214I like this narrative for how elaborate it isGood work Anon
>>241692147/10 for this thread because you tried not to make it believable
>>24169210>Napoleon complex addedI remember when it was just the slapping. The narrative is literally evolving before our very eyes.
>>24169188redditors vs redditors.Do the math
My cute husband Kaoru has been stuck in the mineshaft for an hour!
>>24169224Ok /v/ tourist
>>24169210I mean, there's fun stuff like this, then there's the whole "they secretly hate this person and blah blah blah" shit, which is becoming more and more prevalent with each thread.Not to mention the samefagging schizo's.
>Holostars usually get a bump in views by streaming when nobody else is>Kaoru's GOI stream is lower than his usual numbersbros... please watch the trap...
>>24169216It's about the artist of the image not the guy who made the game, who knows how tech savvy he is
>>24169207based. i'm from /v/ and we love both of them over there. they are /ourgirls/.
>>24169187Narrative posters play a key role on /hlg/ as the way to push a thread that already reached its image limit to its post limit with poor bait for quick replies. Of course if the image limit was increased we wouldn't need them anymore but that won't happen.
Roboco made $5 just for showing her legs...
>>24169238Sorry, I don't watch men who want to leave lipstick stains on young boys' stomachs
>>24169189well if you do that you're also kind of cannibalizing from your own company
>>24169227>Glad aqua will never be awful to her fans.How quickly people forget the great Smash betrayal where Aqua LITERALLY sold her fans out.
I really like this anonchama samefagging narrative
>>24169229tried TO make it believable*
>>24169232The narrative just keeps stacking like the chairs.
>>24169247she has cute legs, I understand. Personally she should've made more...
>>24169187More people need to stop adding to the fire and go play a game instead
>>24169227you think shes capable of such high thoughts?>>24169236out of everyone here you are the only one that even brings up /v/ and is how we know you are samefagging
>>24169033Were you not here when ID debuted?Easily the worst these threads have ever been.
Torre...
>>24169247They're not worth much.
>>24169248genuinely wouldn't doubt it if this is the reason why his numbers are so low today... how can the non-fujo women fans that watch him lust for him if he's gay...
>>24169187I like it, it's easy to filter out who's EOP or new
>>24169256Only 50 posts away until we have to ritualpost thoughI try to add a little variety into the flow of the same images over and over by posting a different Pekora each time, gonna check twitter now if there's any new ぺこらーと
Fubuki... this time... I'll give you the last post... please...
>>24169210you forgot 185 kg>>24169232>Napoleon complex addedit's been around for a while
>someone posted a pekora vid with a male last thread>this thread got someone seething about herWhy are pekora gachikois like this
>>24169210The best part about the chair stacking is the idea that these chair have to be small as fuck for her to reach someone's knees with more than 2 chairs.
Towa!
>>24169271The sad thing is I just wanted to share that clip because I saw it on 5ch and thought it was cute. I didn't think it was gonna make this dude this butthurt.
korone is fat while peko is a hot babe..
>>24169225There'd be plenty of holdouts in the west and if the guy hasn't sued anyone already for it then he's certainly not gonna start now
>>24169271what? UNSUBSCRIBED!!!
>>24169267I used to ritual post but I can't keep up with threads anymore so I stopped. The ritual stopped being fun too
Pekora can’t even pass a moped exam lmao
>>24169276>korone is fatGod, that's hot.
Mel...
even if Korone is popular, does she really have that many dedicated idolfags? I feel like her constantly growing western fanbase doesn't really care about that stuff.
>>24169275Based korone chad
Türm...
>>24169285bro do we even care
>>24169269Shouldn't it be 140kg or 142kg?
I would have so much unprotected sex with Korone, you have no idea lads.
fun thread
>>24169285Korone just wants a white husband to care for her children
Almost there
>>24169273They all need to be different sizes so she can ascend, she's too fat to escalate them traditionally so she needs them to make steps, I like to imagine the first thing is always a children's potty step
korone doesnt take care of herself
Pekora is a piece of shit
Torni...
>>24169286I'm not a Koronefriend, I'm the sniffreplyposterPlease believe me (´;ω;`)ウゥゥ
Pekora is just a fad
>>24169187It's fun to see people confused by obvious exaggerations and it's fun seeing what sort of shit can people make from existing information. Sometimes they do go a bit too far and end up being just mean spirited, but what can you do
Marine's salty armpits!
pekora won
Last for Miko
>>24169292I'm more thinking about which Holos would probably have the least fallout if they collab with a Holostar/any dude. Korone is popular, but I feel like she doesn't have many actual idolfags, so I honestly wonder how the reaction would go.
Not gonna lie lads, I met the Holos because an Arknights stream on FBK...'s channel
Pekora fans are /v/ tourists
*sniff*
>>24169282>tfw you will never help peko pass her moped exam>you will never surprise her with a vespa>you will never ride together
>>24169308Korone bully narrative was top notch.
I am Ayame's boyfriend.