/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pulling out =! safe sex, if I cared I wouldn't be doing it raw in the first place

Wake up.

Asking to be pregnant? Fuck, I lost.

1. Secretly get a vasectomy.
2. Continue fucking my yandere waifu without worry.

Do it, then slip her a morning after pill.

Yandere mother is the best mother, it protects cub against predators five times its size.

Yandere is probably a fucking horrible thing in reality. Curse any yandere that exists.

Yandere = LOYALTY > anything else

>>2406843
You just say that because you haven't met the right stalker yet.

Say I already came and explain why nothing came out is because i've already fapped myself dry thinking of her. Problem solved.

Damn i'm good. I could probably handle 4 Yandere's at this rate.

>>2406852

Marked One would make a horrible date, he must be sterile from all the radiation by now.

if she was truly loyal she would let you remove her limbs and teeth.

you can still make her pregnant with pulling it out, so the result won't change much

Why would you even WANT a yandere wife?
I'd be scared for my life.

>>2406833
As if a yandere would let you have sex with her while wearing rubber. She'll be all like "My silly husbando, it won't feel as good with that on. Just relax, I'll make you feel really good."

Then she eagerly wraps her mouth around your cock and unrolls the condom with her tongue.

>>2406857

>>2406843
What's the matter, too Meru for you?

>>2406831

This would be the highpoint of my life. No matter what I did after this, it wouldn't matter.

>>2406869
It's takes a real man to properly handle a yandere so many people just aren't cut out for it.

>>2406886 just aren't cut out for it

I found the source!

http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?view=2176

>>2406881
Yes, actually.

>>2406886
No one can 'handle' a yandere.

There is no subtle influencing of their opinion, guiding them towards loving normality. Their very nature predicates insane devotion that can very easily lead to psychotic rage of various kinds and perhaps even murder!

>>2406831

Agree and train my daughter to be another yandere so that Anonymous of future generations can enjoy this wonderful insanity too.

Tapeworm related.

>>2406906
I believe there's another one from the same artist where the girl glues the door lock and proceeds to rape until she's pregnant.

I miss my yandere beloved until she slowly turned normal. I didn't work hard enough to develop her obsession and loyalty.

>>2406924
And if your child is male?

>>2406831

I'm a black man, so I creampie her and she never sees me again.

>>she want to become pregnant.

I don't see what the problem is. I also want children. Enough to qualify my family name to that of clan status.

>>2406906
Yeah, there's also a sequel called Tsukasa Valentine or something.

>>2406913
>guiding them towards loving normality
>normal
Who cares? It's like jumping on a wild stallion and trying to break it in while it does its best to buck you off. You'll never fully tame her, but that's part of the charm. You can only hope to establish a minimally functional situation that will still scare the shit out of you constantly. If you can't deal with that then you can't deal with yandere. Like I said, it's not for everyone and that's ok, it just makes you a lesser man.

I heard after sex cuddling with yandere is the best. They are at their most dere during the afterglow and become more clingy than usual. They also fall asleep quickly with a big smile on their face.

>>2406873

>Then she eagerly wraps her mouth around your cock and unrolls the condom with her tongue.

icame

>>2406935
Just make him as effeminate as possible (easy since I'm with him since the moment he's born)

Trap yanderes... Do they exist?

>>2406864
FUCK YES YANDERE PILLOW!

>>2406952
>I heard after sex cuddling with yandere is the best. They are at their most dere during the afterglow and become more clingy than usual. They also fall asleep quickly with a big smile on their face.

Don't...don't remind me of her.

>>2406868
I don't understand
no cum inside no babies, how is this working then?

I might as well fap 60 yards from her and get her pregnant then.

>>2406966
Because during the sex you can "give" semen before the orgasm.

>>2406965
I'm curious. Tell me of 'her' and what happened between you two. Was she a yandere?

>>2406945

Yandere Tsukasa > Dream Tsukasa

>>2406972

I ate her.

>>2406966
What part of the United States are you from?

>>2406983
central

What?! And have children wrecking my shit? Fuck no!

>>2406966
>I might as well fap 60 yards from her and get her pregnant then.

Some animals can pretty much do that. And they aren't very picky on where they hit with their semen jets, either. Usually they just run around, presumably while screaming SATAN GUIDE MY COCK, until they hit the first thing on their path, which is just as likely to be a male than a female.

Due to that, their semen survives in blood and they can get a female pregnant by impaling her heart with their unusually sharp dicks.

>>2406996
I am now a furry.

>>2406972
Completely obsessed and loyal to me. All that she wanted to do when I was around was cling and have sex. She'd get jealous of others and threaten harm to them or even herself to show her love and devotion to me.

I'm not really sure when she sort of broke and became "normal". It has been years now so it's hard to pin point it and it is something that I try to go over in my mind repeatedly.

To be honest the best moments were the "dere" ones after we had sex and she was just so warm and clingy in my arms. She was just so calm and content. It was entirely opposite from the almost always on edge obsession.

>>2406952
They really are the best when they're super dere like that.

>get a female pregnant by impaling her heart with their unusually sharp dicks

goddamn, new fetish and it doesn't even have doujins

>>2407002
>broke and became "normal"

Only anon would say this.

>>2406996
Really?
I'm so sleep deprived, I hope you're not lying.

>>2407002
She just sounds crazy to be honest. I think there's an appeal in 2d, but in 3d... well, I'm starting to lean towards the idea that these archetypes are best reserved for 2d and 2d alone.

>>2407002
So she grew out of her yandere side and left you?

How sad

>>2406996
Sudden interest in zoology here.

>>2406996
Corals just shoot waves of cum into the ocean and hope for the current to take it to other members of the species.

>>2407028
>>2407025
>>2407020
>Only anon would say this.

Cliched I know but there's just something about the level of love and obsession that's even fulfilling for me. I guess that I share those tendencies as well to a certain extent.

>>2407022
>Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel).

>Traumatic insemination is not limited to male-female couplings, or even couplings of the same species.

I don't lie about those things, Anonymous. Oh also, ever seen those little things jumping up the surface of the water like fleas? Their entire mating ritual is based on violent rape.

>Cited mating behaviours include males suffocating females underwater till exhausted, and allowing only occasional access to the surface to breathe for up to six hours (to prevent them breeding with other males), and females which have a variety of body shapings (to prevent males from gaining a grip). Foreplay is "limited to the female desperately trying to dislodge the male by swimming frantically around. "

Poor beetle.

>>2407025
yandere only works in 2D because theres too many factors to make it a desirable condition

The ideal here is a girl who crazy for you, and is extremely beautiful, with little to no drawbacks to her devotion.

3D yanderes would have attachment issues, probably have foibles, be paranoid, may not shower or take care of themselves and will most likely be ugly or at the very least not attractive.

>>2407032
Wow, what a bunch of sluts.

>>2407032
Doesn't most of the animals in the sea do that? Busting out the semen on good old Davy Jone's backyard?

Also explains why the sea is so salty.

>>2407053
Oh my yandere was tomboy, DFC, and looked about 10 years younger than she was. A twiggy girl at 5' 2" and 98 lbs.

It's just so long ago now. My memory is just so cloudy now my own in bitterness and self-loathing. I'm sorry that I can't provide much more in exact details.

>>2406987
Thought so. The south may not have good sex eduction, but they at least are sluts to make up for it. You farmers who don't even talk about masturbating among men have an unhealthy culture of bodily shame fuelled by ignorance and fear. For some reason I thought this would be a short reply, but I can't think of a snappy way to summarize exactly that.

>>2407052

Fuck, bedbugs are violent.

>>2407053
Exactly.

Just think about how glorious escapist fantasies are with 2d. The girls throw themselves at the guy for literally no reason. With yandere it goes a step further, the woman is OBSSESSED with a pretty average and sometimes socially inept guy.

The problem with translating it into 3d is that it can entail things like:

- Daddy issues.
- Sluttiness (related to the above I suppose).
- Previous abusive relationships.

etc.

You know what I want to see, instead of say a rape sim, have a sim where you play as the man married to a yandere waifu. You waifu, being batshit insane and all is betting paranoid since you have to work in the day and wants to tie you even closer to her by getting pregnant.

The goal of the game would be to have clingy attention sex with her but outsmart her and not get her pregnant. So you have to do things like slip powdered pills into her food, fap yourself dry before sex, etc.

Everytime she finds out your scheme her 'yandefu' stat increases and her response become increasingly forceful. So she goes from crying to trying to have sex with your morning wood to surprise visit to work to knocking you out with a bottle as you come home and raep.

>>2407055
Yeah, they do. Also, here's a few interesting mating rituals, though pretty sure you heard of anglerfishes and I just told you about the bed bugs. The mite is awesome though, the male getting an entire harem of sisters while still unborn? Fuck yeah. Bogleech may be my favorite site on the entire internet.

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-xxx.html

If this is still around when I get back, I'll share with you a few more stories about dickgirl daisy chains and a bizarre species of no less than four seperate genders of which males actively seek to rape newborn females, whose developing children later on burst from the female's skin.

>>2407071
Nope, you're just an idiot who wants the world delivered into little slots.

I'm actually from the midwest, we never went over precum being able to impregnate a girl, not that it ever mattered to me. I'd be wearing a rubber.

Anyways, I don't see why you are so eager to prove someone is ignorant.because of geography. People can be ignorant for a million reasons, you gain nothing generalizing who deserves ignorance.

I also believe that you are a faggot.

>>2407070
derp

>>2406966
sperm leaks even before you come

>>2407077
Quite true but for the time you're together her only obsession is with you and only you. Being the somewhat lonely and pessimistic anon your just overwhelmed how someone could be so into just you.

>>2407106
I know my mega failure. I have a coworker that is mistaken for being under 18 though so it's not hard to believe. She has two children mind you.

>>2407120
How old was she when you hooked up and was she much of a slut?

Inside. If she gets pregnant, I can just kill her and dump her in the bay.

>>2407102
My generalization happened to be right, though. I saw someone express a deep ignorance of the fun part of human reproduction using American standard English, and I guessed the correct region. This trial suggests that my generalization concerning level of sex education in the United States might be close to an average with a low standard deviation.

Also, I've failed to have sex with another man, so I know for a fact that I'm not gay. I'll venture another guess, and say that you don't.

>>2407127
It was back in high school so we were around 16. She wasn't a "slut" by /jp'/s standards until after she broke up with me. She was mistaken for a 12 year old for a long time after that and more than likely still is.

I talked with her from time to time afterward and I was quite grief stricken but she shrugged it off. She complained about her new boyfriends in the short time. I'm lucky to get a random message from her once a year now.

>>2407158
Random boyfriends eh? Girls just aren't worth it.

>>2407154 failed to have sex
Does that mean a failed attempt, or a failure to attempt?

>>2407160
She just needs guidance, bro. A real man who'll put her in her place and lets her know she's been doing it wrong this whole time.

>>2407154
go back to your liberal fan forum bloggie

>>2407160
It's bliss when you're her obsession. Not when she's fawning and jealous over some other guy that didn't propose to her but already has a child with some other woman.

I'm trying to eke somewhat more normal relationships but there hasn't been anyone interesting. I'll stick with my pessimism and accept being another lonely anon with a heart break story to tell.

>>2407167
I'm assuming the former, because the latter wouldn't necessarily prove that he isn't gay.

>>2407052
That's nothing compared to ducks. Half the time they just gangrape females, hell they'll gangrape males as well.

>>2407224
Ducks are one of the few non-human species confirmed to engage in gay necrophilia.

Can we get back on topic? How to satisfy yandere without getting them pregnant or flipping them out

>>2406966
Is this the state of the nation's sex education?

Every day...
Every day...
Every day...

>>2407185
May I ask, do you feel the need to have a relationship?

Are you actively pursuing, or just waiting until you notice someone who interests you enough?

>>2407254

You seem surprised.

>>2407250
DISCIPLINE
SQUIRT IT IN HER EYE

yandere harem series

think of the possibilities!

AND NOT OF THAT OTHER WOMAN

>>2407304

Will they have gladiator-esque fights with each other to establish pecking order?

>>2407308

You come home to a house which reeks of antiseptic and bandages with plenty of bloody stains all over the floor

Anon: Hey girls i'm ho---whaaat the fuck happened here?!
Girl 1: Ah, I cut myself
GIrl 2: A dog bit me
Girl 3: I fell down the stairs holding the carving knife
Girl 4: Ne-ne....anon-kun....whose perfume is that you're wearing
Girl 5: Yes....and who's lipstick is that

You can feel the heat of the room suddenly drain as the girls encircle you

WHOISITWHOISITWHOISITWHOISITWHOISITWHOISITWHOISIT

>gladiator-esque fights
No, they will have sex with you and decide based on how fast they can make you cum.

What's that? You are too weak to even wiggle your fingers after five? That's okay, see the next girl in line? See the massive ribbed viberator in her hand? That's going up your pooper g-spot until you cum blood.

>>2407356
>No, they will have sex with you and decide based on how fast they can make you cum.
These contests never made sense to me. They're clearly biased towards the first participant.

中出し希望

>>2407385
I'll take that back
Winner is decided by the volume of cum

>>2407391
Yandere style Kodomo no Jikan?

Typical Tsundere

>>2407426
VS Typical Yandere

>>2407431
The Result:
Yandere: 1
Tsundere: 0

>>2407434
anon wants moar.

Sometimes yandere can share too

Yandere make good wives and great companions.

>>2407570
/thread

>>2406831
cum inside her and hope her daughter is as yandere as her. We need more crazy people in the world. Builds more character.

>>2407585
What if yandere wifu's obsession shifts from you to your child?

>>2407434
Anon wants sauce.

>>2407434
>>2407431
>>2407426
source request

>>2407592
Then at least I know my child would be well loved in the event of my grisly untimely demise.

>>2407585
>>2407592
More like mother and daughter will start a Mortal Kombat for possession of anon.

>>2407599
That is not an entirely bad situation.

>>2407592
It shouldn't. She will likely become protective of the whole family, or what she perceives as her family. Mine gathered the odd notion that her family includes my sisters and she is VERY protective of them as well ... even to the point of having attacked my younger sister's mom for going off on one of my older sisters.

>>2407614

Your fantasies intrigue me.

>>2407614
;_;

So what's your yandere waifu like in her pregnancy? Happy and content?

>>2407614
>married anon
DOES NOT COMPUTE!

>>2407350
>>2407304
This story is now fused with KissxSis and is about twin yandere sisters.

>>2407628
swinging between happy and content, and annoyed because she can't move around well. Also she spends a lot of time reading, singing, and telling stories to our daughter.

On the plus side she's calmed down a lot and I don't have to go hunt for her every time she chases something that isn't there or gets spooked and darts off.

>>2407653
>she can't move around well

You should've loosened the ropes.

>>2407637
Someone else called me, and I used it later when someone suggested I use a name to try to cut down on shitstorms.

>>2406831
Tell her that I'm giving her a part of me to always keep safe.
It will be a little boy, and take my place having sex with my yandere wife.

>>2407426
>>2407431
>>2407434
Stop being a dick head and post the goddamn source.

>>2407691
ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?

IT'S BY THE SAME ARTIST WHO DID ALL THE OTHER YANDERE DOUJINS

IN THIS SAME GOD DAMN THREAD

shoot inside her and hope for a miscarriage or failed impregnation, blame her for losing the child for not loving you enough.

>>2407691
Fucking filename, I was able to find it in five seconds.

>>2407725
>>IT'S BY THE SAME ARTIST
What's his name and what's the doujin's name? searching choko isn't helping me.

Fuck Yeah Yandere Chicks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Cuxp4J2OA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RirRpUtqSak

>>2407753
protip: fakku scanlates all his yandere shit.

bump

http://gurodaisuki.wordpress.com/

I hope that guy can finish this project.

>girl wants us to cum inside
>What do you do?

>>2408453
no good end ever comes out of doing what the yandere wants you to do

Intense pain is also love.

>>2407079
FUCKING FUND IT

Oh hey, this is still up. Let's put salps and Symbion pandora aside for a moment, this is a yandere thread and there exists yanderes in the animal kingdom.

The males of burying beetles, genus Nicrophorus, can release pheromones to attract females, just like numerous other insects. The twist lies in that only a male without a partner can do this and get away with it. If a male releases the pheromone when it already has a female, the female detects it and starts attacking the male (and presumably females if any in sight) Not textbook yandere, but I suppose it counts.

In short, a yandere wife that knows if you want to fuck other women. Pretty scary. Far from the only animal to do it, though - many birds also attack males showing interest in other females.

And since I can do it, I might as well notify you that there also are traps in the animal kingdom. Marine isopod Paracerceis sculpta males have three distinct forms - alpha males are strong and aggressive, and keep many females together in a harem, located inside a sponge. The other two have developed methods to hijack the alpha's females - the gamma male is a fast swimmer and can avoid the alpha while the beta imitates female behavior and stays in the harem right under the alpha's nose.

Crossdressing to infiltrate a harem, huh. Not a bad idea.

>>2407675
BEST END.

You can add these two as well...

http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?view=3014

http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?view=3015

>>2408772
That would be hot if they weren't isopoda.

>>2407550
Source of this one?

>>2409017
[HD]_Together_Forever

>>2407653
You're lucky married anon that you got that far. I was getting that close to mine.

Location tends to work the best as well when she can't drive and you live almost in the middle of nowhere.

Are they full blown hallucinations for her or just short circuit quirks?

>>2409008

Nasu would probably fap to it.

1. Yanderes are not opposed to safe sex, but they are opposed to mechanical means of birth control. It's not because they enjoy sex physically more than any other girl, it's because they view sex more as a spirtual ritual in which they become closest to combining with their loved one; she will always demand sex to be as raw as possible. If birth control is desired, they will generally have no problem taking the pill and consider condoms to be a barrier to achieving oneness with you.

2. A yandere will never, ever share you, nor will she accept any kind of rival; to her, other girls are nothing but enemies. Yanderes don't feel the kind of isolation some normal girls might, and so will never believe themselves to be different or special to other girls. To a yandere, other girls have the same filthy desires and conniving thoughts as she does, which is why she loathes other girls so much; she firmly believes other girls are out to steal her loved one. If two yanderes met over the same guy, they would launch a war that wouldn't end until one of them was dead. No mercy, no surrender.

3. The yandere will almost never rape her loved one if they are still outside of a relationship. The yandere will attempt to attract you using conventional means, as the yandere believes from her own upbringing and education that this is the correct method for getting her man. If she knew she could get you by raping you at gun-point, she would do so immediatly.

>>2409030
Do we really need yandere in high definition?

I realize now, that mistreating my yandere is just breaking her further. Not hitting her or anything, but denying her emotional access.
She keeps insisting I'm her boyfriend, want it or not. I just tell her I don't love her, but that it doesn't matter.
She left with a door bang, and I'm surprisingly missing her crazed out antics and devotional twisted love.

>>2409997
>a spirtual ritual in which they become closest to combining with their loved one; she will always demand sex to be as raw as possible.
>oneness

Another small note. I've noticed that yandere are very attracted to your smell as well.

>>2409643
We need to have Nasu read on bobbit worms, syllid worms and salps. The first is a monstrosity that can grow up to three meters and strike so fast that their prey is sometimes sliced in half. The females use this devastating strike against males to cut off their dicks and eat them. Syllid worms don't bother reproducing by themselves and grow a secondary body with functional sexual organs that swims up and has sex for them. Imagine having cancer, except your cancer grows a dick, leaves you and fucks your girlfriend.

Salps can change their gender and they to it in order. In a chain, the first salp (the oldest) becomes male, fucks the next one, then the next salp becomes male and fucks the third, and so on. You can have such daisy chains of hundreds of salps.

>>2410107
Your scent and clothing is enough to get them wet and ready for your true arrival.

Yanderes are crazy and there's no way to make them feel at ease, and if you think you can then you'll end up with either you or her dead, possibly both.

Give them too much love and they'll begin feeling unworthy of you, it won't matter how many times you reassure them they're perfect, they'll constantly feel not up to your love. Eventually they'll take for granted that you're betraying them because every other woman is better than them, and shit will degenerate fast.
But if you treat them badly they will still consider that a gesture of affection, so it's the same shit.

Getting them pregnant maybe the correct answer, they'll focus their attention your love's "fruit" and that will wash away any of their insecurities, as long as you spend enough time with both them and your child.
You'd have to make sure she's not seeing your son as you though, or things may get really hot, if you know what I mean.

>>2410151
go on...

ITT people confusing yanderes with yangires... AGAIN

>>2410190
Explain

>>2410190
Pretty much the entire thread is about yandere, unless you consider a single picture of Rena as the entire thread.

>>2410186
http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?view=2720

Just like the other ones.

>they will generally have no problem taking the pill
Bullshit, every doujin's like "Yes cum inside me as much as you want! I want to have your child!"

As crazy as they are i'm sure they know what oral contraception does.

>>2411742
Just because she's batshit crazy and obsessed with you doesn't mean she doesn't understand the time and financial responsibility of a child.

Not that you'll always completely trust her to stick with her regime of oral contraction short of getting a vasectomy yourself. But why would she ever lie to you?

>>2411801
Yandere lie all the time, that's what they do.
It's usually coated under a loving reassurance of things like:
"I didn't want to scare you"
"Trust me it will feel really good"
"It's dangerous outside, we're safe in here"
etc

>>2411813
>"I didn't want to scare you"
She took care of a threat to having you forever and ever...

>"Trust me it will feel really good"
She wants attention sex, immediately.

>"It's dangerous outside, we're safe in here"
More attention sex.

I swear to god my aunt's a yandere, her kids are a bit fucked up in the head but they're cool. I see no reason why repeatedly ejaculating inside my yandere wife to get her pregnant would be a bad thing and it leads to delicious pregnant sex.

Oh god, now I need to fap

Yandere is true love. Sex with one would be amazing. She'll orgasm just from the first thrust alone, hell, maybe form probing.

>>2406857
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
I always wanted to say that.

>>2406831

Fascinating, Anonymous.

>>2406831
She'd just kill the baby out of jealousy, why not?

eww. missionary.

>>2411969
> eww. missionary.

Doubtful that she'll want it any other way. She wants to wrap her arms and legs around you to try to be one for as long as possible. And prevent escape...

>>2411978
Yandere like to be on top too

>The majority of reported stalkers are male. The demographic characteristics and psychiatric status of male and female stalkers do not differ, except that male stalkers are more likely to have a history of criminal offenses and substance abuse. The duration of the time invested in stalking and the frequency of associated violence are equivalent between male and female stalkers. Women are more likely to target someone they have known — such as a professional contact — and rarely target strangers. Women often target other women, whereas men generally stalk women only.
>Women often target other women

Accurate depiction of a female yandere.

>>2412004
Fuck this doujin was hot, even with the choking sex. Ending was pretty fucked up though. I wouldn't have it any other way

>>2412004
>Yandere like to be on top too

So she can prevent escape.

>>2412044
>doujin
Isn't this a normal manga serialized on a magazine?

>>2412126
>>2412004
What's the sauce?

I would have rubbed her out, quickly and efficiently, a long time ago. Such people will always cause too much trouble as long as they are alive.

>>2412146
I DON'T KNOW I SURE WISH SOMEONE POSTED THE SOURCE IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD

>>2412146
>>2412156
fucking morons

don't you see the fakku links in this thread?

>>2412156
>>2412171
The magazine.

>>2406857

Oh shit. Fuck your Stalker jokes.

>>2412189
>The magazine.
Oh I see.

>>"I didn't want to scare you"
Oh crap, this never EVER works. That's when you know you're fucked.

>>2412197
Mercenary Scar vs. Strelok who is the right S.T.A.L.K.E.R. for you?

Dont mind me,i'm just going to the bathroo-

>>2412287

HOLY SHIT!

Yanderes are love incarnate...

Yandere get what they want.

>>2413525

Dark Saber isn't yandere, just aggressive, murderous and takes what she wants.

>>2413531
>ほら！！早く舐めて下さい
喜んで！！