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>>24107520
>And yet the tea still ends up in the cup!

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>24107553
I think that's coffee.

>>24107557
Tempting. What are the benefits?

What monsters would the underground student council be?

I love my waifus!

>>24107484
How many wives you on anon?

>>24107484
Better go home son and make up your mind.

>>24107484
Establish how much time of your day you should spend on each wife. The more wives you have, the less private time with you they will get.

>>24107557
Sorry but I'm already devoting myself to the high priestess of Bastet.

>>24107520
How would a Wendigo maid work?

>>24107650
>>24107670
I'm on three and I'd like to stop before it's too late.

>>24107697
The problem is that they're all haughty/ojou girls and I don't think they would be okay with having just one day for each. That they're not exactly submissive girls doesn't help either.

>Smug in progress...

>>24107577
A comfy life in a desert oasis.

Enough of the games! No more headpats! No more blowing into the ears!
Tonight you get F U C K E D

cats are really good at sex

>>24107769
Implying there isn’t fucking involved with the other teases.

>>24107751
Can you try narrowing it down?

Or are they all full-fledged waifus with well-developed personalities?

I got a sketch back for a new comm.

It's been awhile since I commissioned someone that wasn't like, the handful of people I normally commission.
They've been nice.

>>24107796
They are.

>>24107751
Horcfag?

>>24107797
Very nice. I'm not usually a tits guy, but the open-button shirt boob-window is...well, it's like cheating or something. How can anyone resist that sorta thing?

>>24107751
>I'm on three and I'd like to stop before it's too late.
Even though I'm a haremfag I can't really give the best advice here but my biggest piece of advice is to do what makes you happy. It might require some soul searching but the main thing at the end of the day is if it feels right to you. BSF right?

Hellhounds tongue my anus

>>24107797
Looks like it came out well, the midriff combined with the little reveal she's doing is really nice.

>>24107826
>>24107834
No

>>24107577
>Stable employment
>Room and board.
>Cute outfits
>A fulfilling and fun lifestyle.
>Submitting to the Sun Made Flesh as she partakes in your body.
>A gorgeous city to explore with many things to see and do.

>>24107520
Have Gremlins gone too far or not far enough?

>>24107557
>>24107757
If I'm an archaeologist and I unintentionally wake up one I should run, right?

>>24107851
>Stable employment
>Room and board.
>Cute outfits
Just to be sure, how's the pay? Bit of a historical hold-up in that regard.

>>24107865
You can't run Anon. You know what they say about desert girls.

You wake one, you wake them all.

>>24107857
what a convenient maid I wanna be coiled by her

>>24107871
Enough for some luxuries. If you want more, there are some extra duties you can take on.

>>24107849
We have a fourth(?) haremfag then, the numbers are growing.

>>24107865
You have to deal with the Pharaoh's millennias worth of pent up lust.

>>24107857
Yeah, this hits quite a few fetishes of mine
>Multi-limb
>Maid
>Teeth
>Monstrous

>>24107857
Well, if she has the seal of approval, she's completely safe. Probably.

>>24107876
>>24107896
But I just want to study ruins.

>>24107882
>Coiled by her
>Feeling all those tools and appendages rubbing against your body
A unique massage that brings torturous pleasure.
Just as the designers intended.

>>24107719
Dutifully

>>24107704
>when Bastet gets into Hathor's stash

>>24107951
Living history is right in front of you. Think of the papers you could write.

>>24107986
that's a bit grotesque.

>>24107857
Anyone have the collection of humans in cybernetic suits and augmentations to be like different monsters?

>>24107951
You could just ask her what everything means. Just make sure she’s telling the truth and not lying to make herself appear more grand

Desert kingdoms sure are popular huh

>>24108000
No different than your average cowgirl honestly.

>>24107520

>>24108022
This is the artist.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/418324

>inhales deeply
TEKELI LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>24108262
Dumb slaveblobs don't even know what that means.

>>24107520

>>24108262
SHOG IS THE ONE.

>>24108367
I'd li her tekeli if you know what I mean.

>>24108355
I love monster girls that speak in vodka runes

>>24108278
Isn’t that just the abyssal equivalent of a black person who doesn’t understand English shouting “FASTER NIGGER“

>>24108435
Not necessarily that meaning but yeah, they just say it because their old masters did.

>>24108262
I love my young maid of unknown age but she's always young

is this heaven
or is this hell?

>>24108402
Elaborate.

>>24108468
I don't know if there's a good indicator for a slimes age.

>>24108483
How jaded the cores expression is.

>>24108487
It just keeps making that stupid face though

slime foxes

>>24108500
Watch very carefully. If the smile is smug, you might be dealing with an ara ara slime.

>>24108487
What if you reach in and tickle a slimes jaded core?

>>24108624
Slimeagao. Core touching is basically sex.

>>24108520
A comfy life ranching Slimes and collecting rare and dangerous ones would be nice. Including hybrids like Fox Slimes.

>>24108634
I just want to make sad slime smile. Monstergirl smiles are miracles of the universe, after all.

>>24108740
I can't think of any reasons a Slime might be sad.

>>24108520
Combining the race that becomes incredibly dangerous proportional to intelligence, with the race known for their malicious intellect and untrustworthy ways? You fool, you've doomed us all! She'll hunt us down and drain us to the last!

Hide and she'll sniff out your scent. Lock your doors and she'll slip right under it. Try and fight and she'll just pounce on you, trapping you beneath her slimey mass as she locks you in a deep kiss and thoroughly rapes your throat with her gooey tongue.

Then she'll rape the rest of you. Sticky, gooey, squelching rape. The stains on your clothes and floors will never come out.

>>24108847
That sounds traumatising! If Slime Foxes are bad, I hope we never run into any Slime Dragons haha...

>>24108826
Maybe a very old slime. She just got stuck down a well for a few hundred years and Kobold Lassie was booked.

>>24108476
This is a hotel. Please sign the guestbook so I can direct you to your room.

You know how you’re supposed to play a song outside a girl’s window to confess your love? I’m going to play this outside an Automaton factory. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nu42oqeA69c

This is what I imagine a demon's dungeon would look like

>>24109004
why does the guestbook look like a contract

>>24108476
It's on and on and on

>>24108906
Indeed.

Thinking on it now, the true critical point, where a slime colony or kingdom becomes a significant threat, is not when they develop a complex society, but when they go back and improve the complexity of their individual members. That is, when they begin to emulate other kinds monstergirls, but with the added nigh-sadistic capabilities of slimes.

Best girl

>>24109048
I wish I had a monster to choke me out.

>>24109049
It’s California, everything looks like a contract. Just know you can check out at any time.

>>24109115
She's not getting choked out! She is getting headpats!

>>24109049
>demon girls hiding their contract by any means

>>24108847
>the race known for their malicious intellect and untrustworthy ways
Anon that's racist.

>>24109107
I want seed her older sister lilim with my cum!

>>24109107

>>24109182
animate it

>>24109048
I want this. I want to be overstimulated like this.

And my waifu knows it, and would eagerly fulfill this desire, and tease me over it without mercy.

And I'm perfectly okay with that.

>>24108906

>>24107520

>>24109168
All
Criminals
Are
Foxes

Pulling a fresh blanket out of the dryer and wrapping yourself in it is the best feeling ever

>>24108052
how do they treat the male slaves?

>>24108262
yo mama's a tekeli li li ya loser haha

>>24109175
This guy gets it

>>24109261

>>24108098
I used to not like big ole balongaloos, flat is justice after all. But then I realized that they can be used to smother you just like facesitting.

So, waifufags...

Does your waifu ever go overboard and milk you dry? I hear it's pretty common with monstergirls. Also what's the aftercare like?

>>24108367
If Shogs can make anything with their bodies, could they make alcohol? With their bodily fluids maybe?

>>24108483
Viscosity of the core maybe?

>>24109596
>what’s the aftercare
More sex

>>24109623
That's impossible. You've run completely dry.

>>24109596
Of course! My queen is especially ravenous when I'm feeling a bit mischievous and interrupt her daily routines with a playful squeeze. If I time it right she'll turn around and glare at me before excusing herself. Next thing I know I'm cursed and wrapped like a mummy while she milks me dry! Afterwards she's very clingy and takes good care of me, wiping me clean and then cuddling close with hugs and little kisses, her fluffy tail wagging with worry that she went too far. She'll take me to bed and stay like that until morning or I've recovered enough to ask for more.

>>24109596
>aftercare
facesitting until I pass out

>>24109340
Will the rest of this set ever be posted?

>>24109596
Cuddles of course. Along with making sure I drink lots of fluids.

>>24109681
That sounds wonderful, and it's good to hear at least one of the Anubisfags makes use of all her abilities

>>24109596
Milking me is a fairly common practice for her, not only for her nutrition and occasional business/research, but also to keep my lust in check.

Sometimes she gets carried away, utterly bewitced by my expression and moaning as I convulse in lust. When that happens, she can hardly hold herself back, continuing her actions with sadistic glee, drinking in my every twitch and shudder as she watches from all angles.

When it's all over, I come to in bed, her cuddled next to me and rubbing my back. She's has this one thing where she hums softly while drumming her fingers gently against my skin. It's incredibly soothing.

>>24107520

How far out do have I to swim at the beach to get a kraken to drag me down?

>>24109819
You can try swimming out far enough that the riptides will sweep you away, but that'll probably just land you with a mershark at best.

If you're willing to do some research, look for a beach with hidden caverns or coves, and try investigating those.

The surest way to get a Kraken is a bit pricey. Get a ticket for a passenger vessel, or charter a small boat of some sort and take it out to international waters. By the grace of Poseidon, you might get attacked by a Kraken.

>>24109819
Have you tried being sad on a boat?

how old is your daughteru

I love liches!

>>24109771
She's very fond of her curses! Whether it's for punishment or pleasure, she loves to see her slaves begging for more! Especially women. Watching them transform always gets her hot and bothered. Though that may be the Apophis venom reacting.

Is your waifu tough enough to enter the salty spitoon?

>>24109925
Old enough to take my dick!

>>24109968
No she’s only just tough enough for weenie hut juniors, so we mostly go to super weenie hut juniors

It's a triple-threat!
March Hare: https://pastebin.com/bqNXL6LA
More Grilled Cheese Succubus: https://pastebin.com/HXLYiE4U
More Ghoul Next Door: https://pastebin.com/XurH6HtS
Hope you enjoy!
or you could just mercilessly tear me limb from limb either works fine

>>24109976
she must be a really healthy 8 year old!

>>24110039
Indeedily-doodly!

>>24110029
Hooray!!!

>>24110029
FUCK YEAH YANANON

>>24110029
Fucking nice man! Good to see more from you.

>>24107769
No. Bad dog.

>>24110029
N-NANI
It's really good to have you back. Thanks for sharing.

>>24110132
A flashbang might seem harsh, but considering how powerful Hellhound are, it's more like a spray bottle of water to them.

Remember that slimes are actually very powerful enemies and are practically immune to all physical attacks so you have to resort to pleasure attacks, or elemental if you’re boring

>>24110149
It's true, if you have no way to deal pleasure or elemental attacks. The only resort you have is to reach inside them and try to grab their core.
If you succeed, they'll melt like putty and become passive.
If you miss the core, you have one more chance with your other hand.
If you miss with both it's game over.

>>24110149
A good defense is to pour booze on a Slime until they are incapacitated.

>>24110029
>Spoiler
I miss that feeling, sorta...I should get back into writing.

>>24107769
>"Aw, wooks wike someonye wants some bewwy wubs!"
>seething hellhound noises

why do monsters want to rape us?
we didn't do anything to them...

>>24110148
>Hellhound is sprayed with fire hose
>She playfully snaps at the water

>>24110200
rules of nature.

>>24110194
>She simultaneously wants to crush his head like a watermelon between her thighs
>And yet also lie on her back to take those belly rubs

>>24110211
You don’t see us fucking sheep do you?

>>24110231
We can't make babies with sheep, or we would.

>>24110200
That’s just a lie anon monsters don’t rape and to prove that you should share a bed with one of the most allegedly rape happy monster and she won’t pin you down and milk you for all you got

>>24110231
>The Welsh and New Zealanders aren't human

>>24107520

>>24110263
but you're not suppose to share a bed with anyone, only lovers do that! and if she thinks i'm her lover, she'll instinctively assault me.

>>24110201
I'll just have to rent out Big Wind from the hungarians if I want to chase her with a vacuum cleaner then.

>>24110220
So it's a 69

>>24107542
Test?

>>24110419
But that’s just what he wants!

>>24110439
And her, presumably.
Sounds win-win to me.

>>24110431
Question 1.
How much semen inside her womb does Mr. Haku require to be satisfied from her future adopted son?

>>24110453
If it's not spilling, it's not a good filling!

>>24110029
That's a good March hare story. They are underrated girls

>>24110481
>A+, come see mommy after class~!

>>24107980
>Wendi-chan is done with school for summer
>Wendimom wants her to get a summer job so she can buy her own stretchy meat
>Winterstown Maid Service has an opening for all maids big or small
>Wendi-chan gets hired and has to go through maid training
>Winter Kiki shows her the basics of sweeping, dusting, polishing, and snow removal
>Wendi-chan nodding diligently during the lessons
>"Alright that about covers the basics, any questions Wendi-chan?"
>"When's payday, money for meat, awawa"
>Winter Kiki is going to have a long summer

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wave at the local neighborhood lancer club as they practice in the park.
They may not do much jousting, or really need cavalry, but watching those little centaurs practice formations and the like is good for the soul.
They even have some Unis there playing medic!

lion-doggo when

>>24110148
>Go to bop her on the nose with a newspaper after she chased away the mailman.
>Your newspaper ignites like a fuse, turning to ash in your hands within seconds after she bites it.
Dangerous!

>>24110621
Well, Wendis are pretty good at snow removal. What do Winter Kikis look like though? Aren't Kikis slavic and Winter by default?

>>24110626
I'd teach them horse archery and throat singing for a right proper horde.

>>24110725
Make sure you find the right club.
Some practice archery with a little bit of swordsmanship but those are mostly the eastern leaning clubs.
The western ones tend to be more heavy cav and lance use.

>>24110029
I liked that depiction of a march hare.

>>24110725
They slavic and winter by default but I imagine they wear heavier clothes and maybe wear their hair/feathers longer.

>>24109107
also a dork

>>24110749
I imagine the right one would invite me to come, sit, and share their fire.

>>24110725
Winter Kiki wears a long, flowing slavic dress, a warm scarf to match the colors of her dress that day, and a furry ushanka on her head that she's rarely seen without. The ushanka keeps her warm and also saves her forehead from all the times she smacks it during Wendi-chan's training!

>>24110802
The more skirmish/archer ones like to make BBQ and are pretty good at it .

>>24110767
All Lims are dorks, but this Lim especially.

There's a Thunderbird outside and she's causing a ruckus with blasting lightning. She must be going through a bad breakup. or raping her captured victim for the first time!

>>24110892
Based. Veronica is a cutie!

>>24109737
>holding hands with the ghost body
that's not how it works

>>24110431
I somehow imagine a Haku wouldn't take well to being corrected on something by a human man.

>>24111416
But what if the man is actually right in his correction

>>24111444
The smart Haku will try to figure out which of them is right through rigorous research/ experiments/ etc.
The wise Haku will admit her mistake and move on.

Oh no my anubis waifu walked in on me and my sister decorating her birthday cake, how do I keep it a surprise for her?

>>24107584
No clue, but I want do to things with Hana that these threads don't accept

It is the colour of a bleached skull, her flesh; and the long hair which flows below her shoulders is milk-white. From the tapering, beautiful head stare two slanting eyes, crimson and moody, and from the loose sleeves of her yellow gown emerge two slender hands, also the colour of bone, resting on each arm of a seat which has been carved from a single, massive ruby.

>>24111613
Throw it in her face and yell SURPRISE

What are some signs that you're being haunted by a lovestruck ghost?

>>24111908
the dust in your house is heart shaped

>>24111360
Fuck you, you just don't believe hard enough.

>>24111908
Degenerate Wisp noises while you're showering/changing.

>>24111908
Ghost blow jobs.

Do you get along with your waifu's family?

>>24110029
thank you for the content

>>24111981
Her family is dead if they aren't ghosts but her sister's soul is being reborn inside of her womb so I think I'll get along with my daughteru/sister-in-law.

>>24111981
Dragons are solitary creatures, what occasion would bring a family together and where would they meet?

>>24111981
I've never met them, nor does she ever talk about them.

My waifu is rather mysterious. I don't know her age, and furthermore, I'm still not 100% sure regarding her name.

>>24111981
My waifu doesn't have a family. She spent countless ages in hibernation before she awoke and met me.

>>24112087
When it comes time for her to brag to her sister about the size of her hoard

>>24112189
I want to see Dragons specializing in collecting specific things.

>>24111981
My waifu doesn't have a family, she spawned as an anomaly with the cosmos itself

>>24112087
What parents wouldnt want to see their grandkids? That applies to dragons as well

I just had a monster girl dream where everyone got to make one wish and then you got a monster girl based on that.
So I wished for immortality and got a yandere Lich that almost seamed to get off on the idea of resurrecting me.

What would you guys have wished for?

>>24112384
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAY NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!

So i learned to day that under a brain scan, an orgasm gives the same patterns as someone High on heroin

>>24112412
t. Herald of Slaanesh

>>24112463
Cum hear the song of Slaanesh!

>>24112401
Congratulations, you get a Kesaran Pasaran.
She's obsessed with making you happy and will constantly make you breath i her spores.

>>24112479

>>24112463
>>24112468
I prefer my Sexy Deamons confusing and arbitrary. or containing rat.

>>24112502
There are rats below our streets...

>>24112384
can I get a going into games machine

>>24112525
>again with the tale of ratwomen beneath our cities
You’re more superstitious than those dumb knife ears or those mountain manlets

>>24112529
You get an automaton that has augmented herself to include game machine elements, like a one armed bandit.
She knows everything about them and can help you win on one more often than you should be able to.
She also likes if you "spin the wheel" to randomize what position the two of you are going to use while having sex.

I want to be verbally abused by a knife ear

>>24112525
What ever do you mean? Why are you sharing such vile rumors?

Are rats even real just think about it real quick

>>24110187
that requires brain chemistry

>>24112648
you ever see a rat inside? No because then it's a mice

>>24112648
Well considering I had some that hid in my attic I would say so.
They're not there anymore though.
Now I want rat girls living in my attic.

>>24112618
I bet they would love to hear a mayfly accept his place below her.

>>24112717
but that takes all the fun out of it if he doesn't fight back

>>24112717
>"I'm completely worthless next to you"
>"Hmph, good to see a himan knowing their place."
>"I don't deserve to be in your presence"
>"True b-but you kay stay a little while longer if you wish..."
>"Maybe I should just die..."
>"W-what!? You stupid mayfly! Talking such nonsense! Clearly you need someone to talk care of you! I-I suppose I must take on this role. I hope you are greatful!

>>24112761
>"At least a mayfly such as myself won't live long and keep being a burden on you"

>>24112870
And then the Elf tries to contact her local Lich to get an immortality potion.

I want to cuddle with an undead elf and warm her ears up

Don't try to turn a succubus into a kissing slut or they'll make you addicted to their [draining kiss].

I want an undead that is okay with me cloning her using vivisection and the undead regeneration rules.

>>24112946
What's next are you gonna rip out her skeleton for another girl in the harem, maybe turn her blood into a slime what's next raise her ghost? Have you no limits

Gonna waifu a zombie and her ghost and then after she wights they can use their powers to recombine

>>24112870
Your about to be cuddled.

>>24112988
Nah. Once I hit critical mass where I'll host a battle royale with only 7 survivors(one for each day of the week while the other 6 over see the work).
I'll use the insane amount of scraps to make some heavy lifting flesh golems where I amalgamate 3-12 zombie girls worth of flesh into a meat golem where I also amalgamate 3-12 breasts worth per individual breast on the golem. The remainders beyond that I put into a blender to make a nice slurry mixed with the blood to make a sort of meat slime/composter/fertilizer combo I'll plant all sorts of plant and fungi girl seeds into that way they can slowly infect and convert them as they grow becoming some sort of zombie cancer as their individual molecules slowly make up more and more of the main body like a more insidious pink slime and then I'll sell the resulting fruit to markets and impressionable and trusting children so I have new zombie/human hybrids where the main CNS may not like it but their body and the rest of their nervous system is loyal to me and removal of the infected tissue would be tantamount to removing your muscles, nervous system barring the brain, and vital organs.
Then I begin stage 2.

>>24113088
tldr

>>24107520

So after watching scary story and /x/ greentext narrations on YouTube, especially ones with the Wendigos and Skin Walkers. That got me thinking.

If the MGE Monstergirls managed to open up portals and wormholes from their dimension and into our world, our Earth. Surely all the monsters and creatures and even deities of this world's historic legends and folklore not only become real but become cute and sexy anime girls. All the scary stories and /x/ greentext narrations I watched made me think North America would be having a Wendigo and Skin Walker problems because of Native American legends and folklore. Perhaps initially the United States and the US Military are gonna be preparing and bracing for monstergirls if all kind.

But very little did they know and expect, they are now having to face an epidemic of spooky scary shape shifting deer skin wearing girls who change forms into various forest animals and mimicking people's voices. The up north wildernesses of Canada now become also infested with the above mentioned Skin Walkers.

What you think? MGE Mamono and the MGE Demon Energy come to our world, the entirety of North America will now have to deal with this shape shifting deer skin wearing girls causing shenanigans and tomfoolery. But hey, atleast the Native Americans might no longer feel too bad as their legends are now cute and sexy loving girls who will lift them up.

>>24113114
Footnotes:
I'm making a zombie equivalent greygoo/pinkslime hybrid using organic free range produce that will convert the populace.
Big ass flesh golems where each tit contains 34.5-138lbs of tit flesh each.

>>24113138
It'll be like Fantasia in Berserk, and we will be better off for it.

>>24113138
>/x/ skinwalker and wendigos
I have more reason to hate it than most but keep that shit to its quarantine board.

>>24113174
>more reason to hate it than most
?

>>24113138
You have no idea what either a Wendigo nor a Skinwalker is

>>24113159
>It'll be like Fantasia in Berserk

Sorry, I don't read Berserk not am I really familiar with it. Please care to explain the comparison?

>>24113225
Okay, please enlighten me oh so smart scholar anon who's more knowledgeable at the topic.

>>24113251
>Please care to explain the comparison?
A hole is torn in reality and all the things people believed in became real.

>just starts fucking crying and wailing like a spoiled kid who wants candy in the middle of sex
>stop to see if anything's wrong
>"Huh? Why did you stop? Keep going..."
You sure you'd fuck a banshee?

>>24113268
cant i just gag her

>>24113195
I'm native american and between the general further raping and devaluing of my culture ontop of /x/'s made on facebook skinwalker not being anywhere near close to the original legend but they keep insisting it is and slapping the name on it anyway giving everybody else the impression that it is because they don't know better furthering that devaluing and creating confusing in those young enough to not know the stories yet but old enough to be on the internet and read /x/'s shit and thinking it's the truth of the matter. Same for /x/ wendigoes. That facebook shit is why it should be kept on /x/, by the way, otherwise it could spread to other boards once they see them talking about it as it's happened before. I have personal reasons to see that spread stop but generally speaking for board safety keep it where it's been quarantined to because that crowd fucks up any board and general it touches because they epitomize all the inclusion and acceptance culture shit you think are memes but those idiots think should be reality.

>>24113268
Not even in their dead states can I understand women.

>>24113088
>Then I begin stage 2.
I don't like where this is going.

>>24113251
>The Wendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tightly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash-gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets, the Wendigo looked like a gaunt skeleton recently disinterred from the grave. What lips it had were tattered and bloody ... Unclean and suffering from suppuration of the flesh, the Wendigo gave off a strange and eerie odor of decay and decomposition, of death and corruption.
Not a deer man
And information on skinwalkers is very sparse, but what is known is that they are "a type of harmful witch who has the ability to turn into, possess, or disguise themselves as an animal"

>>24113293
Nobody cares about my culture either but I sure as hell don't cry about it, Chief Whines-to-Internet

>>24113293
Wew, I thought it was you.

HOUNDED

>>24113265
Arguably that shit already existed, see the redacted chapters, hence why people had stories and beliefs in them. Fantasia just overlapped our dimension with their dimension making them one rather than them being separate layers which forced brief singular visits between inhabitants.
This has an effect of moving our dimension/reality close to the berserk equivalent of heaven and hell(where the idea of evil exists) which is why god hand did it in the first place.

>>24113371
MILKED

How now brown cow?

>>24113336
I just hate it is all. A lot of death and fighting and sacrifice went into preserving all of that shit fairly recently, in terms of historical time length, as well as ongoing to try and keep it alive in modern times and seeing it just picked up and used like that and then it negatively effecting all that preservation work as kids these days grow up thinking those stories are the real ones and thinking the real ones are fake because facebook kids told them so just kind of makes it worse. You can put all the work into preserving, teaching, and spreading it so even kids growing up away from the tribe get to know it and the fact random kids and idiots can just come along, coopt that, and damage it, possibly irreversibly, just kind of hurts.

>>24113293
Boo fucking hoo monstergirls are literally the embodiment of raping mythology.

>>24113427
You have the mind-set of a victim, and because of this you will always and forever be a victim. Culture evolves, there's nothing you can do about it.

>>24113431
Not him but there's a clear difference between basing a monster girl on a legend and basing a monster girl on the bastardized pop-culture interpretation of a legend that has literally nothing to do with the original
And then there's utter nonsense like the bunyip that has no basis in anything whatsoever

>>24113138
not gonna lie dude this is an embarrassing post

>>24113465
Every culture has its legends bastardized by pop-culture interpretations. Disney built its empire on bastardized versions of legends and folk tales.

I am going to ride the elf only train and watch as nothing bad happens to me

>>24113508
Yeah but the wendigo is especially bad since the pop culture version literally, literally shares nothing in common with the actual myth

Dont follow monsters down dark alley ways you never know what's gonna happen

>>24113465
I'm with >>24113508 on this one.
Just look at Greek or Nordic mythology. Those thing have been bastardized so much it's hard to even tell if people actually read any of it or just took the name are read the first two sentences of Wikipedia and then made their "interpretation".
And Nordic mythology also got kinda fucked by marvel since very stupid people think that any of the Thor related comic or movies represent anything in the actual mythology.

Tl;dr
This shit happens to every culture and mytology.

>>24113549
Yeah and I complain about depictions of viking with horned helmets too
What's your point?

>>24113556
>What's your point?
My point is you're fighting a losing battle.

>>24113577
But I'm right.

>>24113384
MOFU'D

>>24113589
No one cares and there's no point in getting upset about it.

>>24113604
I'd rather be alone and right than be wrong and in good company

>>24113614
Right... wrong... I'm the guy with the gun!

>>24113548
>Go around in undead kingdom
>A wight is standing in a alleyway that's so dark you can't see anything past her
>"Hey, big boy. Wanna come and join me down here? I'm sure we can have a lot of fun~"
>"I dono... I should go into alleys with strangers"
>"I got a lot of candy down here, and I'll let you eat as much as you want"
>"Hm.. that's tempting but I really sh-"
>"I have a RTX 2080 Ti down here that you can have as well"
>You basically sprint down the alley at this point
>Ones your deep enough you see there's not graphic cad down here, just a bunch of horny zombie girls
>"Get him girls!" is the last thing you head before they all jump on you
>All they do is cuddle you and continue to say "WAAAARM" as they do.

>>24113634
Though, are you?

>>24113592
SLIME'D

>>24113548
stranger danger

>>24113650
YOUKAI'D

>>24113293
I think you're exaggerating how popular and influential the stories are. If they're going to look up stories on the internet, they're going to run into the original stories. If it was so mainstream that more people were familiar with that interpretation rather then the original lore, then that would be one thing, but if kids think stories that only started showing up in the 2010's are more real then the ones that have hundreds of years of history behind them, that's more on them really.

>>24113678
REPORTED

>>24113675
>ara ara~ i'm no stranger boyo I'm a friend of your mommy she sent me to pick you up so please get in my van

>>24113719
But I'm 32.

>>24113548
Why would I follow someone down an alleyway if I'm not a rapist or mugger

>>24113693
Just fuck her, what's she gonna do? It's not like the police can unfuck her.

>>24113733
because she politely asked you to

>>24113723
You're still a boy in the eyes of a 500 year old vampire.
And 500 is considered young in vampire terms.

>>24113690
The original stories aren't on the internet, anon. Most tribes never publicly post things like that for a variety of reasons. There's a consistent history that when such things are done its used against us to the point even medical records are usually kept in the tribe itself because that to has been leveraged against us several times. If you googled skinwalker you'll get off brand stories, skinwalker ranch, or /x/ skinwalkers. /x/ skinwalkers are increasing in popularity so google algorithms give them favorable search priorities which means theres a higher chance they'll be a first timers results and google likes to show further results based on previous searches and results which solidify it.
P.S. this is why people get different results from google image search.

>>24113757
>monster politely asks for you to let her rape you

>>24113640
What happens if I run up on some Wights and yell "the only difference between wights and ugly filthy zombies is the dress" then try to run off?

>>24113800
She'd make you apologise to the zombies

>>24113772
Unfortunately there's not much you can do then other than try to increase awareness. The internet disseminates information at an astonishing rate. Trying to fight misconceptions while retaining privacy is difficult. I wish you luck. Only thing I can think of is asking artists to rename or rebrand their misconceptions so that people identify it as something else.

That being said, this is the wrong board to be discussing this at all. Post monster girls.

>>24113800
Well you better hope that her lich friend can revive you after she fucks you top death.

Why yes, I did save a torturer's apprentice from drowning and by doing so saved the Earth, I am indeed best girl. How did you know?

>>24113772
Shigeru Mizuki made a dying folklore into an immortal folklore by making comics about it.

>>24113800
zombies aren't ugly you big bully

>>24113772
Huh. I guess that explains why most of the information you find on the internet not about the bastardized version is about the legend in general. I didn't consider Google manipulating results.

>>24107557
Can a high end Pharaoh answer prayers like a more traditional deity?

>>24107557
Pharaoh milk!

>>24113963
Depends on the prayer. "Give me good health" "Let the weather be fair and the harvest good" are grantable, but "Smite these heathens" and "Don't rape me" are not.

>>24113972
Don't, anon. Its thousands of years past its expiration date and wasn't fridgerated that entire time.

>>24114074
>"Nice." by steve1989mreinfo

>>24114033
What about
>please save me
Will she turn up with a whole army to save a subject far away?

>>24114100
If she's not busy, she's enough for most cases.

I'm gonna go into the undead kingdoms and hug ever zombie and tell them they look beautiful. And there's nothing they can do to stop me.

>>24114120
I love the dead... often.

>>24109504
As a slave-husband of a desert girl you're expected to worship every inch of her tanned body for as long as she wants.

>>24114120
I'm gonna get myself a wight harem by finding a lot of zombies and fucking and loving them until they become wights.
That way I can also tease them about how they used to act when they were still zombies.

>>24112384
I want healthy self-confidence that doesn't go into arrogance.

>>24114109
Oh yeah I guess a high faith powered Pharaoh can turn up alone.

>turns up out of nowhere at some order outpost to rescue her diplomat
God damn superhero pharaoh. Then again she has probably has plenty of powerful agents to deal with problems like that

>>24114213
I guess being good with your tongue is a highly desirable trait

i like everything about foxes

>>24114403
How many innocent little boys do you think they need to suck dry of spirit energy before they can get thighs this thicc?

Stretch

>>24114447
1 husband 700 times

>>24114447
700 boys 1 time each

>>24114389
Your tongue, your hands, even all of yourself if she asks for a full body massage.

always feed your little vampires

>>24114635
How are you meant to feed her when you spill and the yogurt so she has to bend over to clean it up and then you spill the rest of her ass?

>>24114666
just make more

There are only few things more beautiful than a little girl with a cute face and a big sexy ass in revealing clothing.

>>24114333
You get a demon that constantly tries to build your self determination.
Sure, it feels like she's constantly helping you and you're not doing anything on your own until you realize she stopped doing that a long time ago and you've been doing fine on your own the whole time.
Though if you start getting arrogant or to egotistical, she has more than a few way to reel you in due to the contract. However, it's unlikely you would even get to that point to begin with.

>>24114697
But I'm all out.

https://youtu.be/x356CRMZ75A

Trust them

>>24112384
Complete and utter erasure of humanity and its presence.

>>24114816
She's a keeper

>>24112384
>So I wished for immortality and got a yandere Lich that almost seamed to get off on the idea of resurrecting me.
Is she the type who wants to choke you to death with her thighs so she can resurrect you? Might be neat to be able to say that your wife killed you

>>24112384
plants growing 8x faster and retaking the world

>>24115057
CHAOS RISING

>>24112384
What if I wish for happiness.

i love small vamps!

>>24115380
You get a cuddly jubjub

>>24115057
You get a ancient evil demon.
She's hellbent on the destruction of mankind. But due to how monster works, she considers the "destruction" of mankind to be when all men are incubi and all women are monsters. And she will not rest (except if you wanna fuck her) until she has achieved her goal.
Mankind is dead, long live men!

>>24115143
You get a Tentacle girl.
Though not just any old Tentacle girl, their essence is stronger than any other. She can make plants grow at a unnatural high speed and they can take over whole cities in no time. This, combined with the demonic energy that get infused in said plants, a lot of it is either plant girls or tentacle forests. But this only works if you "help" her by combining your essence with her so she can do this.
She's gonna need to to cum inside her a lot.

>>24115133
>Lich with things that could kill
>Literally
>She chokes me to death and then resurrects me only to do it again later
>And every time she resurrects me has as a huge orgasm
Liches be scary.

>>24115380
You get a succubus that fits your ever need.
Sadistic and lewd, masochistic and cute, loving and thicc, she can do it all. And she will love you above all else, and she will always find a way to cheer you up.

>>24113293
>>24113772
>I'm going to be a super vague indian man and not tell any of you filthy white devils about my super secret mysterious and interesting wendigo and skinwalker legends
>NOOOOO you can't just make up your own wendigo and skinwalker legends!
Your people didn't really think that one through

>>24115560
Marrying a plant is going green to the max!

>>24115572
>things
Fuck, meant thighs.
Though, she probably has things that can kill as well.

>>24115572
I was thinking more of a undead supremacist yandere lich who kills you once in some crazy ritual involving her thighs. That works too though

>>24115443
>>24115589
I don't deserve that much though

>>24115635
Big things, you say?

>>24115686
That's one hell of a way to go

>>24115644
I like the idea of her making a very long, complicated and lewd ritual of you finally getting released for the disease that is life and becoming a superior undead. And all of it ending with you getting suffocated to death by her thighs.

>>24115686
I think this would be the best way to die.

>>24115686
Lich-san is embracing BIG I see.

>>24115654
>I don't deserve that much though
Not only are you wrong, you don't even understand how wrong you are.
She will love you and even if you feel unworthy of her love, she will love you even more just to make up for that.

>>24115686
>tfw no shortstack wife to buy you a shirts saying "Big Things" to match her "Small Packages" shit.

>>24115834
She has pretty big packages though.

>>24115834
>Big things Cum in Small Packages

new quickie pollunit is now up!
https://pollunit.com/polls/wb0ivjp6e5dj5-mt8tsvrq

>>24116037
Fantastic.

incestuous relationships are very popular among dark elves, what other species usually involves relationships between siblings,mothers & sons, fathers & daughterus, and siblings & daughterus?

>>24112384
I wish that I will get good grades in my remaining coursework and that I get a decent job so I can help support my family and eventually start one of my own.

>>24112468
Cum on Feel the Noize

>>24116143
Joke's on you, I was the best in my class and still was a NEET for 8 years

>>24113333
>Give Wendi-chan a tube of flavored lip gloss as a gift
>She stares at it in horror in her hands until you either take it back, or she throws it off into the distance
>She then burrows into the snow, only leaving her horns exposed

>>24113640
That graphics card should be keeping them plenty warm

>>24116140
>Dark elf momster

>>24116140
Khepri

Desert kingdom Dark Mage

>>24116357
Do they dress like the Dark Souls 2 Sorceresses?

>>24107520

>>24116379
If that's how you want to picture her.

>>24107553
>>>Triple filtered
Nervoussweating.webp

>>24116413
She looks Comfy

>>24107553
Rumia flavored.

>>24115412
I want to breed a vampire ojousama while her parents accidentally walk in and congratulate us on our marriage.
Gon make that ojousama an okaasan if ya no what im saiyan.

>>24107520

>No elf to mumble in your ears and whisper in elvish about the state of the world and deep political redpills
Lava can't melt the one ring!

>>24113268
She's crying tears of joy.

>>24113268
Just shove her panties into her mouth.

>>24116692
>"Nom nom nom nom~ The two towers was an inside job nom nom~ Isildur did SA 3429"

>"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Dick freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All (but mostly you) shall love me and despair!"

>>24113268
Drink a tentacle potion and you can fuck her mouth and her pussy at the same time

>>24117099
So you don’t know how to fix a VCR?

>>24117161
I don't get the reference, but not only do I not know how to fix a VCR, but I don't know how to fix the tools you'd use to fix a VCR. Nor can I fix a TV or this very keyboard I type from.

>>24117153
I like the way you think

>>24117099
>o-ok

>>24117230
Anon you can't encourage elven ego trips.

>>24116413
>It seems you will be unable to leave the bedroom, subjected to lewd sorcery, and leave a life of being addicted to pleasure and having sex with her!

>>24117253
Definitely need me a snek like that

>>24117253
oh no

do you like the idea of getting gangbanged by lots of monsters of different species?

>>24117304
why is she fucking that boy?
do boys need to be fucked?

>>24116641
>Rumia
Oh now I get it

>>24117253
>>24117294
>>24117304
I wanna be swallowed whole by a lamia so fucking bad

>>24117304
So that's how it is to be "prey"

>>24117442
i love it. also gangbanging them back using potions

>>24117442
Like? I love that idea!
What I wouldn't give to have this happen to me.

>>24117442
I'm not into gangbangs, but if any monsters are to overpower and rape me, they should look the part.

>>24117234
He just went into the wrong room

>>24117442
Not particularly. I need intimacy, even with multiple partners. Long, slow, sensual sex with plenty of tender caresses.

Gangbanging reeks of rushed pump-and-dump.

>>24117551
And yet there he is! Right infront of her, being all human and slutty, what is this if not a sign from the stars?

>>24117536
I like the concept the but the anatomy is so fucked.

>24117505
>I wanna be swallowed whole

>>24108041
>Just make sure she’s telling the truth and not lying to make herself appear more grand
Kind of like how we suspect that most of the worst stories about Emperor Nero were made up by his enemies after he died. Imagine embarrassing a millennia old Pharaoh by catching her on something she got wrong or lied about. I would probably just not point it out so that I didn't make her feel bad

>>24117643
Umu

Nocturnal desert predators

>>24117695
>Umu
Don't start with that

>>24117442
Only the ones I like.

>>24117643
Mating press is great. Especially when doing it to momsters or Paladin-chan

>>24117643
Pharaohs really have a great design. I'm amazed that anubis is somehow more popular.

>>24118121
Too much human

>>24112384
I wished to be happy and then realized the only person i needed was myself.
Although i did get a big tiddy nerd bird gf too.

>>24118121
Anubis is more monster girl I suppose. I still like the pharaoh more.

>>24118121
It's really as the other anon said, too much human. No horns, wings, or tail on top of having a regular skin tone makes her among the most cosplay of the cosplay tier.

>>24117643
I want to have a shotgun wedding with a pharoah!

>>24118295
Imagine a Pharaoh using her god voice to get you to marry her neet CC daughter who never comes out of her room. Despite the fact that she's in line for the throne and all of her younger sisters have already gotten married which might be part of it

>>24118356
>who never comes out of her room
Does she let anyone in?

>>24118356
>Nerdy cc neet pharoah
D-does she like children's card games?

>>24118377
She lets you in.
That's why are have to marry her.

>>24118356
I wouldn't be able to handle the responsibilities of a king. Even if I was just a prince consort with no real power, I'd still be expected to accompany her in ceremonies and public appearances, I'm no good at this.