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hololive
better thread
this is the one
This is the one
this one was late but fuck chinks
>>24094908Non chink shilling thread. if jannies delete this I'm moving to niji.
Finally a good thread.
Chosen one
this one
I want to fuck the dog
I'm staying here
I want to fuck the dog. Fuck twitchfags
Towa!
>>24094931Alright dogfucker, I'll allow it this time.
I love Suisei.
Suisei...
Posting in the Hololive (JP) thread
https://files.catbox.moe/91fzc6.webm
>>24094926>>24094931How come Korone gets two husbands?
piki piki
what do aki's thighs smell like
>thirty threads
I want to marry Pekora!!
>>24094908AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEEEEEEEEEED TO BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS PIRATE
Holos playing Underrail when?
I wish I'd started watching the holobros sooner.
Are SEAliens safe to post here?
>koronefags unironically posting in the chink threadwhat a surprise.
This is the thread
>>24094940>672I hope you really do have 672 images of sui-chan
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1268660436720746497TLOU stream on Saturday
>>24094950>what do aki's thighs smell likeSpilt booze
>>24094955How can a JK be so sexy?
>>24094950freshly fried midnight chicken
>indogs good>hoshikawa good>nijisanji good>artia badnice hololive thread you got there
Patiently awaiting Mel's return.
>>24094958Ask Korone or Risu.
>>24094971Oh no, we're surrounded!
>>24094962Yes. ID girls actually speak Japanese and attempt to work with their Japanese counterparts.No moona allowed.
>>24094971wtf is cirno doing there? That's holo territory!
>>24094971The nerve of these chink shills
Stop arguing.
>>24094971PirateGangbangedByIceFairies.jpeg
>>24094950Cheap whisky.
>>24094978I think it might be a bit too high IQ for them.
>>24094975>Whoreshikawa>good
Your yubisHand them over
>>24094932yes
astel!
>chink shills>namefags>twitch kiddiesI don't know how, but somehow /hlg/ got even worse.
>>24094993
>>24094993Shut up you stupid baby
ThePride kneels
>>24094984Even in UNO collab, she's still left behind by her friend.
It's called OkaKoro zombies because the shipping is dead.
>>24095012based Towachads
>>24094993Here, have some Luluna.
>>24095011>dumb squirrel was too shy>Moona is a monolingoidWhat were they thinking?
>>24095014Anon, this only works when they don't collab for over a week. It's been 2 days, wait 5 more.
Artia is a Hololive!
>>24094998She'll come back soon, I feel it in my heart. After everything she's been through she deserves to become the #1 holo.
Artia is from a small indie company
I want to NTR the guy who wants to marry Pekora.
>>24095006>namefagsYou forget about hololive namefag? Yeah the rest is new.
>>24095031>wanting to NTR half of /hlg/hidoi
I love all holos equally. Even Altria.t. not YAGOO
>>24095026>>24095028mods, these 2 right here. remove them.
My wife is the cutesthttps://youtu.be/4ZOW2WjsM3k?t=111Also what's your favorite intro/outro
>>24095022Risu's trying to speak some JP is cute.
I can't believe Aqua told Yagoo she hates chinks while Aqua was watching.
Be nice to the leaf!
Well, anyway
>>24095042I hope she becomes more confident and keeps the spanish bullies in check.
How many people did the shrine maiden murder in the name of glorious Shintoism today?
A shitty cloud fitting for a shitty thread.
>>24095052
>>24095038>nijifaggot hates YAGOO's handpicked talent
>>24095052Never thought I'd see a cloud worse than a towa cloud.
>>24095052Why is there a blank space in the middle?
zion yo...
>>24095052The shantytown of hololive.
>>24095052Damn Artia is huge
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1268655051368615941Watame is having her birthday stream later, you all are going to join and celebrate it with her right?>>24095040Pekora's intro, Miko's outro
>>24095041Yeah I figured it would be something like that.
Thanks to whatever Anon recommened DeepL as an alternative to Google Translate yesterday.It's so much better!
>Switching from one overpriced USB microphone to the otherBut why Alien...Why not just get proper audio interface and non-meme mics
>>24095049Ayunda "I talk the language I want" Risu, I hope she'll help the other holos too.
>>24095052HUGE BROTHERS
>>24095052Kinda wish you'd stop posting these if only because it invites and rewards spam.
>>24095052She's HUGE brothers
>>24095052Audience brothers!
>>24095052damn, my holostars posting didn't work...
>>24095052>yes watch artiaNot today, CCP
>>24095052That chink started streaming at 1400 posts, all it took was the last 600 posts for that.The cancer cannot be contained without heavy moderation.
>>24095052HUGE
>>24095052It really is shitty because you didn't even refresh the thread properly before copy-pasting the code.
>>24095079Why didn't she speak japanese in the collab then?
>>24095067Of course!
>>24095079Why are spics like this
>>24095079growing up in the slums turned her into a tough nut
>>24095079Best ID
>>24095067I wonder how they decide on their birthdays. It's not her real birthday right? Not her debut anniversary either, that's half a year away.
>>24095052>yes watch artia
>>24094950buttered shrimp
>kanji is literally just chink hieroglpyics>a chink streamer is suddenly crossing the line
>>24095096She did, though just for 1/4 of the collab.
>>24094950Feel like Aki could use a good remodel. Her model looks kind of aged....look what happened to sui after her remodel
>>24095096She did though? She's very quiet but when she speaks it's in Japanese.
Towa-chama? Are you okay?
>>24095052>Rushia Kanata togetherCocobros...
So what are the chances that hinata joins hololive?
>>24095079Holy shit, based squirrel
>>24095106Honestly, they're just mad that she's streaming on Twitch and said poggers once. But they're trying to deflect from that by saying it's because she's Chinese
I like Artia but Overwatch is such a shit game... It's like TF2 but not fun
>>24094950Failed collabs.
>>24095119After she added that new chuuba to her channel? Almost zero.
>>24095106>/jp/ - Otaku Culture>A chink leaf spouting twitch memes in english.
>>24095109Is that what qualifies as speaking now? That was primary school level.
>>24095106Gonna start posting in Spanish here, it's okay since it's the same alphabet right?
>>24095106It's weeb fever plus "purple site bad", don't think too much about it
>>24095052>shitty scuffed WC>>24095094>genuine one from the usual cloudanongee I wonder who do I trust
>>24094993Who's arguing?
nata de coco
>>24095133Hey, that's just how she normally speaks.
>>24095135Why are you replying to yourself?
>>24095123>>24095085>>24095083>>24095066>>24095056>>24095035>>24095106Yes mods, these posts right here. Those are the ones.
I think artia is adorable in the same way a pug is cute, so incredibly obnoxious and ugly that it circles back to cute.
>>24095110Why wouldn't she be famili?
>>24095124Towa...
>>24095106I'll type in arabic then, cause Moona is hololive too.
>>24095134add to the chart
suiseibros....where did it all go wrong... kanata was supposed to be OUR cumpet...
>>24095106>jp>chink
my princess Luna is so cute
I'll say it again in this thread: I'm gonna NTR Flare!
>>24095151Suisui is dead.
>>24094997Yes
>>24095106
>>24095150Where is Cielo Blanco?
>Cucking Artia by watching a different holo
Post wholesome hololive moments
>>24095142You shouldn't abuse the power of L*l*
You only watch Artia right /jp/?
>>24095147Towa has recovered.
>>24095142>>24095038Announcing a report
>>24095151Her body and mind belong to Coco now
>>24095094
>>24095094Trust me, I refreshed the thread properly. It only looks shitty because I changed the Min and Max font size. With the default font size it looks exactly like yours.
>>24095173
I've grown to like Runa over time. She is an acquired taste. She's in my top 15 Hololives now
>>24095150Needs new tier for dragona conchesumare
>>24095161My favorite /hlg/ moment was watching the Hololive special on twitch and the chat was no different from any other reddit or twitch chat. Stay mad, btw.
>>24095167I'm not using that BiliBili code
>>24095178She's in my top 1
Why do japs ask for ASMR so much?
>>24095181>chat was no different from any other reddit or twitch chatwhat is your point even
>>24095131Chink shills will not reply to this post because they don't have an argument.
>>24095150i understand this is some kind of dragon ball meme, but my spanish skills are too limited to understand all of that
Animal Crossing...YAGOO...
I can't believe Pekora is appearing in Epic 7's collab with Kizuna AI.Did you believe it for a second?
You guys are making fun of someone doing it for free
>>24095178Agreed, she stole second to last spot from Pekora on my list.
NO BABBOS STUPID /hlg/
>>24095193Dull people don't have points.
>>24095204>facebook memesfuck off.
>>24095155Good luck with that
>>24095198#JUSTICE4ぺーター
>>24095131>>24095152>indog holo good>flip holo good
If only Artiafags discussing their holo normally like alienfags or squirrelfags without bringing twitch lingo here, I think most of us will accept it.
>>24095199would make me try the game again, I don't care for AI
Cocobros....
>>24095204>Twitch memes>twitter memesMeidos...
>>24095204Get out
I want a sheep gf
>>24095067I'm already waiting for it, who need to sleep anyway
>>24095213Nah it's a youtube meme and you knew that... But youtube is so great and awesome right?
>>24095223>An american girl in mid to late 20s who's marginally attractive had a boyfriendWoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>24095220Artiafags can't because their busy dealing with autist
>>24095220If you remove that, there'd be nothing left.
Someone please stop Choco... She needs her beauty rest ...
>>24095223I have no issue with this you subhuman doxxfag.
>>24095223What kind of peasant never does the side stories? No wonder she left him.
>>24095220The proper term is Iofichads. Prepare to be probed.
>>24095220D: FeelsBadMan. That's not very POGGERS of you to say that.
Nice thread start.Only 1800 posts to go
>>24095117Kanata is everybody's cumpet.
>>24095220no
be honest, how often do you see this?
>>24095223Cocobros...how could we have missed this? She's only ever acted like a pure maiden...
>>24095196I believe it started as an ironic trend to make fun of autistic powerlevel debates. It's in spanish because they LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE dragon ball
Who /mikoti/ here?
>>24095239i think you don't know what "doxx" means anon
>>24095172I'm warming up to the idea of Coco living with her, she's been showing that she is taking it seriously. If Kanata is living alone right now she might actually need someone to watch over her if her condition gets worse.
>>24095204You're aware this is a 18+ website, right?
thats it... Im going to the Nijis
>>24095139>nata de cocoI don't get it, can someone explain to me what this meme is aside from the fact that it's food?
>>24095250mostly during sheeposting
>>24095253Elito.
im glad artia has the audience she does, if she had someone like fubuki or matsuri she'd have autistic JOP swarming her with dislikes and the japanese equivalent to a sperg out because they hear male voices in OW voice chat
>>24095223I'm not surprised, nor would I be if some of them currently had a boyfriend in secret.
>>24095244Teach your coworkers some proper JP you dumb alien.
>>24095247How do oldfagPPTs feel about the resent surge in Tenshi's lewdposting?
I'm not subbed to any holos, I rely on yt algorithm to consume their content.
>>24095266Artia friends are mature adults.
>>24095176>damage control
>>24095223>Her ex was a game-rushing retardGood that she left him
>>24095262Have fun Pogchamp!
>>24095264Sheeposting is inclining.
>>24095262Don't do it anon-chama!
>>24095253all the 35ps died anon, you have to let go
>>24095250Too often when I'm trying to use Luna16.
>>24095223>>24095268
>>24095263It's just a lazy wordplay with nata like the food and KaNATA, so Nata de Coco would be their shipname I guess
I want to save a clip from a Watame stream, what's the best method for it?
>>24095268I'm the secret boyfriend of you favorite holo.
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1268699155184021504Pekora collab on Roboco's channel later. It's Apex...
>>24095256How does it feel to be OBJECTIVELY just as bad as these twitch kiddies?
>>24095288I see
>>24095268Heh yeah.. wouldn't that be funny... Ayame... onegai...
>>24095258They both have some issues that would be be softened if they lived with someone
>>24095270I don't lewd her but I understand why people do and I can't stop them anyway so who cares.
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1268702436635447296aki is having her house worked on!
>>24095290Roberu...
>>24095199That'd probably bring me back but I lost my account to fuck that
>>24095133>That was primary school levelSo?It's still speaking.
>>24095250I post maybe 2 images per thread, but I've never seen that. Helps that I never try to post the same image twice.
>>24095289I know how but i won't tell you, dirty left-leaning 3rd worlder scum.
>>24095266I want to lick her dirty fingers so much
>>24095289streamable is the easiest
>>24095192Lonely bugmen
What's his endgame?
>>24095300bilibili stream!? I thought she was /jp/ only!
>>24095300Getting her pussy rearranged
>>24095310>Ywn lick Artia's dorito fingers
>>24095306>grooming
Who's the best overseas holo and why is it Iofi?
>>24095291The last one went pretty well so I have hopes for this one too. They had a beautiful win that time.
>>24095250maybe once every 8 threads or so since I'm not a spamming retard posting the same fucking shit over and over again every fucking thread
>>24095288At least it's not Okane. I still see dumb ESL trying to push the worst word play ever.
>>24095266Actually, I am an idolfag and i stopped watching her after that guy gave keys to her.
>>24095250never, like any good, god fearing narrative poster.
https://files.catbox.moe/qxdjtn.webm
>>24095291Will Roboco ditch Pekora like she ditched Hinata?
>>24095290Please give Towa lots of love...
>>24095314Fuck all the girls
>>24095318I want her to forcefully shove them down my mouth while calling me stupid
>>24095312I just hope this is still happening because they haven't discussed what to do about holochink and holoEN yet.a Japan only /hlg/ and a rest of the world /hlg/ seems like the best solution.
https://files.catbox.moe/0k53pw.mp4
>>24095319Can't groom the willing.
Artia and Haachama are both teenage girls who were raised by the internet and are basically the same except Artia plays competitive games and gets mad at them while Haachama sniffs her own feet.
>>24095253 ∧__∧ ∩ ( ・ω<)ノ て⊂ ノ へ (つノ. ぺ (ノ ろ
>>24095320It's me when I debut next month!
>>240951026/6 is sheep day in Japan
>>24095300Naked PC building!
>>24095253based
>>24095337Artia can reach top 500 in chink overwatch, she's legit the best at video games in the entire company
Artia just confirmed she shitposts here
>>24095320Teach your roommate some JP first.
>>24095337Haachama could easily beat Artia in overwatch with her eyes closed
>>24095355Clip it or fuck off.
>He got trolled so bad! I was laughing dood, I was literally laughingThe state of artiacucks
I hope Aki picks up The Sims too
Imagine if you had a game that you enjoy but suddenly at a certain hour of the day you can't play it anymore, like chinks on Steam.This is what i feel when Artia starts streaming on Twitch and we get raided.
>>24095285It's a good one.
>>24095258DEAF. LESBO. SEX. ALL. DAY.
>>24095223Not surprising, coco is an american slut
Clean up the fucking thread meido
>>24095355Someone should tweet her all of her Hogan edits and tell her to check this shithole so she says HUGE BROTHERS on stream more often
Matsuri's collab with Rikka is one of the funniest streams I've seen in a while
>>24095372Average day in Pekoland.
>>24095361She lives in west coast canada, it's just california except it snows more and full of more rich chinese kidsShe may as well be a chinese american immigrant
>>24095365Fuck chinks for destroying every Destiny2 games I played with their lag and cheat.
>>24095348imagine aki in a naked apron >>24095352
>>24095373Post 'em all and I'll send it to her
Thanks for taking one for the team, 72.
>>24095372Me on the left.
>>24095354>Artia will never flex on Aqua in APEX
>>24095372When I decide to fap to holos I'll have a field day.
>>24095134Yes , elementary kids also talk anon.
>>24095365Or when Korone starts streaming on YT and we get raided.Or when Towa starts streaming on YT and we get raided.Or when Risu starts streaming on YT and we get raided.Or when...
>>24095270I don't mind lewd posting at all, I don't think Kanata would be too bothered by it either. My only worry when I noticed that Kanata was starting to get more popular here was the shitposting around her that might come with it, but fortunately Kanatabros are pretty chill.
>>24095253Miko best girl.
>>24095380Too much for my brain to imagine.
>>24095354who cares about competitive gaming lol.Pekora's mgs playthroughs are an absolute trainwreck but they're incredibly fun to watch
big kusa time!
>>24095393Not really, no.
>>24095365Nobody is going huh look at this virtual girl better find some sort of general thread to discuss her. It's the same X hundred people who posts in every one one of these threads.
>>24095372NO!TEME!
>>24095032don't remind me
>>24095355no wonder the threads are shit
>>24095394>"the mic wasn't muted?"
>>24095372My wife ...
>>24095382I have these, there might be more if you check the archivehttps://imgur.com/a/VgGh2XG
>>24095393At least they're not spouting twitch lingo everywhere.
>>24095404Nobody is buying your bullshit, shill.
>>24095393Koronefags and Towafags have been shaping up more recently. Not sure why, but it's slowly getting better.
>tfw Mel is missing out on the holo hype trainAt least she is unironically more popular than Towa.
>>24095393Just wait until she starts up Fallout: NV
>>24095337I love them both
>>24095422Who?
>>24095394Stupid ESL.
>>24095193That despite hlg elitist attitude about other places, we are filled with twitch babies and reddit cunts anyway I imagine.
>>24095420As Towa shapes up, so does her family.
>>24095403>>24095414Complete bullshit. This your first day reading the thread?
Do you ever try out a shitty game just because your holo plays or will play them?
Someone post that dancing clip, you know which one.
Who has the highest ELO in Hololive?
When will Mel fucking leave bros?The anticipation is killing me...
>>24095437https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>24095367Kanata massaging Coco's shoulders after her long day of editing!Eating leftover pizza in the middle of the night together!Wishing each other good night and smiling happily!Coco waking up in the middle of the night because of Kanata's screams!Coco holding Kanata close on the floor as Kanata tries to cover her ears from the insufferable ringing inside while trying to assure Coco it's nothing serious!Kanata falling asleep in Coco's arms half an hour later when the pain subsides!Coco silently crying in her bed cursing her own helplessness trying to fall asleep two hours before she's going to put on a smug facade on Asacoco live!
>>24095432I hear there's a discord that bans twitch memes
>>24095422Towa's never gonna become popular as long as she sounds like an obese woman.
>>24095437https://files.catbox.moe/r1hq3a.mp4
>>24095415
>>24095337If Haachama was raised by the internet, why is she so bad at memes she had to ask Coco to explain them to her?
I guess you can't expect much from people who do it for free
>>24095426I can't wait.
>>24095435kek, go away shill, twitch lingo arrived with artia twitch stream.
>>24095437
>>24095442Fuck you
>>24095056What's wrong with her face?
>>24095372is this why she hasn't streamed with Miko recently?
Coco doesn't sound like a real American. I suspect she's a Japanese-American woman
>>24095414>ctrl+f pog>3 resultsSorry anon you are the cancer trying to ruin /hlg/ with reporting and anti spam
>>24095422She's growing slower than Towa though...
>>24095451You expect them to be here all the time or what? Nigga please.
>>24095457Ars syndrome
>>24095242I bet he would try to get some action from her after playing but she was so disgusted by his gameplay that she pretended to have a headache.
>>24095442
>>24095450She hasn't progressed beyond youtube poops and videos like I SHOWED MY GRANDPA A VUVUZELA AMAZING GRANDPA REACTION
>>24095459Coco is a 3500 year old dragon, you might be thinking of her roommate
>>24095457Ars Almal syndrome
How does Coco make so much money? It's not even a week and she already earned 2 million yen from superchats alone.
>>24095393"raided"Everyone is always here, a few just choose to be obnoxious when their streamer is streaming (and some when they aren't).
>>24095414lying is very WeirdChamp of you anon
>>24095446damn good voice, who is this?
>>24095480>who is this?
>>24095476Glad the genitals are censored or I would know what's going on in this picture.
>>24095480Anon... that's everyone's favorite idol...
>>24095457Her mother can't draw.
My favorite holo is pure and doesn't have any porn.Feels good bros.
Matsuri is precious.https://streamable.com/yuljrc
which holos use their real voice?
>>24095476So? Jaypee is a slow board, take it easy.
>>24095450No one wants to be associated with reddit
>>24095474Pekobros... not like this...
>>24095490Who is your favorite holo?
>>24095481Hololive is so addicting it cured this artist's passion for grotesque Touhou drawings.
>>24095477It's kind of funny when you realize Korone is like 40 years old.
>>24095480That's Kizuna Ai
>>24095490Mel?
>>24095460Yeah, because everyone told them off last thread. Fuck off shill.
>can finally watch a Choco stream on a weekday>it's arkI HATE IT
>>24095490So she's completely irrelevant and uninteresting?
>>24095490AZKi?
>>24095486First time I hear of her.
>>24095490I'm pretty sure there's no holo with 0 porn.
>>24095502boomer doggo omegalul
>>24095490Even Sora has porn. I don't believe you.
>>24095285Here you go bro. Your own unaaa.
>>24095508Anon....it's Choco....ARK is the only thing she does...
>>24095494Towa and Watame
>>24095513Even Hitomi Chris? Or what about the Holostars?
>>24095491Clip the butt grabbing part now.
Lemon
>>24095516I always knew Luna had fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>24095508haha yeah, unlike that other time when she streamed a different- oh wait
>>24095521I will when I get there
Why are idolfags like this?
>>24095513Does A-chan have porn?
>>24095520>HolostarsAsk your resident fujo painter.
>>24095527love you, no homo
>>24095517>>24095526S-surely she'll come back for Silent Hill...
>>24095334I think this is the best solution. HololiveJP thread and HololiveGlobal thread on a different board. Non-JP holo discussions if they have collabs/etc with JP ones.
>>24095495I wish we could have several slow holo threads instead of this one hellhole.
>>24095507You should calm down anon, Artia still loves you
>>24095461Mel hasn't streamed in months and Towa still can't catch up to her. It's not surprising at all considering Towa has a trash voice and the idol purists fucking hate her. That last part is quite sad to be honest, nips are the most toxic of fans when it comes to female entertainers.
>>24095536I want another yukuri karaoke stream...
>>24095526
>>24095530Yes, even lewder than most holos.
>>24095535anon is not going to happen, give up
>>24095529Nobody understands Japanese here, anon. You will either have to translate, or at least post a text version so we can google translate it
>>24095537look like this ice spirit is about to melt.
AAAAAARGH
>>24095536>wanting designated threads when you freely shit on holo you don't like ishygddt
>>24095530
cool dude
>>24095538There's literally nothing wrong with being an idol purist. It's their money and their prerogative to choose which idol they like.
>>24095223UNSUBSCRIBED!!!
>>24095549Based
>>24095549Share card.
>>24095545I read just a little and got tired but My guess is talking about fbk getting railed by the starts once more.
>>24095544Not right now. By the time HoloEN happens it shoukd be implemented, also fuck you
Guys, the solution is simple. We need an entire board dedicated to virtual youtubers.
>>24095529>>24095545>きっしょ、ホロライブ中でなんでお前とフブキだけ好き放題男とコラボできるの?皆がアイドルブランディングきっちり守ってるのに... ホロライブ「男とからむランキング」あるならお前が1位だぞ、、大好きな某虹さんで加入すれば?あと、イチャコラやりたいなら配信外でやれ> 嫉妬?ガチ恋?なにそれ?wwそもそもこの子の推しでもないからw前言ったでしょう?配信外で自由にやれって、放送中でメス声はあんま聞きたくないからてかさ、登録者数のことそんなに必死なんホロスターズの運営て?去年から一つずつルールを破りまくってるし、わざわざ「ホロライブプロダクション」まで作ってたしw 丸見えすぎる
>>24095549I wish Suisei shoot me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhrPiFZ4Sm8i kind of miss mel
>>24095517She sometimes does playthroughs of other games. She just finished Life is Strange last week. I wonder what next game she will include in her schedule.
Hey guys!
>>24095422Why does Aki keep getting left behind on the holo hype train?
>>24095502She's the cool gamer aunt who is trying keep up with the current slang.
>>2409549035Ps...
>>24095569Well obviously but that isn't going to happen because gook moot doesn't want to spend more money on this hellhole, it was easier to contain everything in /jp/ and hope for the best.
>>24095574Mio?
For me? Its Kanata - Suisei - ShionThe Holy Trio
>>24095529The smug air of superiority, it's like im in hlg.
>>24095565Oh fuck I forgot about that, the mods may do something then.
How do we make Sora the most popular holo like she deserves?
HAACHAMACHAMAAAAA
Artia is stupid...
>>24095491UNSUBSCRIBED!!!
>>24095559Dumb brat
>>24095589You have thin semen, anon.
If only I spoke Japanese, I would create a narrative around this interaction.https://streamable.com/ktyf05
>>24095538Popularity is better measured by growth, of which Towa has more.
>>24095565We should just get a /vt/ board at this point.
>>24095557>There's literally nothing wrong with having brain problems>>24095559Why does watching Shion make me so mad? She plays her kuso gaki character way too good.
>>24095574this makes me think more of risu than korone.
>>24095570
>>24095589This was already posted. Get a new material senior-san.
>>24095589>Shooting that little cumGo to a doctor anon
>>24095586I didn't like how she kinda made fun of PPT's excitement in their first meeting.Sora isn't as pure as everyone believes.
>>24095529Shuu deflecting hard. Why would you write so much about something you don't care about?
>>24095589Degenelate
>>24095601Risu is a Korone fangirl, so it could be.
>>24095576The universe is against her.
>>24095589Stop masturbating so often and stop wearing briefs.
>>24095599We won't get one because it will remind hiro of his greatest failure
>>24095586Use her inverted color design, it looks really good on her.
>>24095602https://www.deepl.com/translator
>>24095270DDTenshi
>>24095594>>24095600because she's a harvard graduate
>>24095612That abandoned puppy eyes, almost make me give her some pity views
>>24095600Idolfags are some of the heaviest spenders in this particular industry. Pissing them off is a choice but the consequences of ignoring them shouldn't be surprising.
>>24095499I remember fat Byakuren
>>24095614I wonder if she would have been voiced by a girl or a dude with a voice changer?
>>24095576she's has some of the worst luck i've ever seen, it's not even an act, it's just her.ill support her anyways though
>>24095612>Finally got to play>Died in 10 minutesAki...
>>24095612It's fine she got in the second time they tried and died first
>>24095600because you hate nice things
>>24095589Sad!
>>24095600She's probably actually a kusogaki, anon.
>>24095576I used to not watch her because her model (initially, now I do watch her) seemed really off to me. Perhaps it was the floating twintails or something with her texturing/shading.
>>24095529Which stream?
>>24095614In retrospect, that's a shitty design.
>>24095631Hiro wanted a girl to do it for free but at that price he should have settled for a voice changer
>>24095632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7qezulISyUsora's such a good grandma, no wonder her channel is marked child friendly
>>24095643It was a shitty design at the time too
>>24095642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcQ5Tnqh8PM
>>24095597huh....I understood all of this, who would know anki actually works.Also the narrative is that matsuri is a top.
>>24095614It's been 2 years, fuck you Hiroshimoot!
>>24095499I wonder if the artist will have the holos marry each other and have magic yuri babies like they did with 2hus.
>>24095576I would watch her if it wasn't ARK every fucking day
>>24095581Your taste is so perflat
>>24095615yes, make gyaru kizuna ai
When is A-chan going to be relevant again? Her DJ set was godly https://www.twitch.tv/videos/630406959?t=1h15m3s
>>24095192Towa and Choco ASMR collab when...
I can't believe the exposed rose would do this...
>>24095634>>24095633yeah but it happened the same before except she was the one to kill the boss
...
>>24095595He should take more zinc, get them thick wads
>>24095661thanks
>>24095653My waifu gets around, is cool
>>24095668PUAAH
>>24095625Basically this.
1k viewers Artia!
>>24095658Maybe they can get Aki into playing APEX then.
>>24095454>kekBack to >>>/v/ ``please''
>>24095672Tenshibros are the purest posters in this thread
hololive anime when
>>24095680anonchama...
>>24095529bro what the fuck how does he do the w's like that
>>24095643I want to worship Artia's little marble
>>24095683who would be the villian?
Haachama.
>>24095683Holo graffiti is a thing, also having everything be scripted would be a terrible idea.
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1268713557044064256aki...
>>24095681
>>24095693 YAGOO and Chris
>>24095698was Aki hacked?
>>24095680Anonchama...
>>24095679She did, her aim is good but she's really bad with directions and space awareness.
>>24095643That's why this was the true winner
>>24095693Coco
>>24095693Aqua trying to win control over Hololive with her psychic like powers and contact with aliens to rule with her tiny iron fist
>>24095607Sora is a hard S. We've known this since her early days.
>>24095707Risu!?
>>24095693Either Aqua/Sora depending on perspective or a bigger enemy, Chris
>>24095706>directions and space awareness.So, she's bad at games is what you're telling me.
>>24095707this one isn't much better either
>>24095693Nijisan
>>24095698Oh no, someone save Aki
>>24095576Lack of "this girl would probably be my friend/something else" moments. All the girls have a degree of being genuine people rather than just being corporate fucks, which is why the ones with more of those moments are more popular.
>>24095704she's been having PC issues and is trying to fix it
>>24095693Towa
>>24095668You know you're shit when your gimmick is being al alcoholic
>>24095644In hindsight if someone had done it for free it probably would've been a legit great opportunity
>>24095707damn risu looks like that?
why does choco seem so slow in the brain?
>>24095334It won't happen lmao, this is the containment thread, not the hololive thread. Anyone can and has been posting any crap here and no one bats an eye
>>24095698God I would love to get my hands on aki's computer and turn off all the bullshit that installs and runs on startup for no reason. All the useless programs and garbage. Would feel amazing.
>>24095693Nintendo
>>24095722She gets drunk almost every day, I would totally have a beer with her.
>>24095718You're right, sorry
>>24095698Aki's PC has been having performance issues sicne she recently updated her OBS. Yesterday's ARK stream made it really obvious where her stream was stuttering hard and even crashed and caused her to get the teleporter bug again. She had to restart and put all the graphics settings to lowered settings to play.
>>24095732She's sleep deprived.
>>24095740you sold me
>>24095707>>24095740>Tanlines>SpatsLord help me
>>24095728English vtubers still aren't that successful today, it'd be hard to do it for 2-3 years without any returns
Which holos stream naked?
>>24095737i'd do it just so aki can have fun with her friends
>>24095751unironically Miko
>>24095751Matsuri only in panties
>>24095751Aki had a bathing stream
I like Artia
>>24095751Stream naked?!
>>24095751Towa...
>>24095764based fellow ice cream
>>24095751Coco has already confirmed she streams without panties and sometimes naked to speed up bathroom brakes.
>>24095693First season: Hololive resistanceSecond season: Pekora constructionThird season: Kiryu family mafiaSora is the true villain all along though
>>24095751unironically masturi, at least she says she's naked whenever she's alone in the house, i assume that includes streaming
Explain this Cocofagshttps://youtu.be/NYhnGbVhJqw?t=9290
>>24095751Mio
I don't like Artia
>>24095764You tell em brother.
>>24095751Coco, that's why she freaked on that Towa stream
>>24095751Matsuri has done multiple bathing streams
I wonder if my youtube recommendations will ever go back to normal after thisIf there is an "after this"
>>24095776
>>24095779That's fair
>>24095779Nice!
So what has changed from here?
Artia is fat...
>>24095788there's no going back
>>24095772Can't they take their time? That can't be healthy rushing to do that.
lofi > risu > moona
>>24095739If she made a weekly series that was kind of what Pekora does from time to time (read marshmallows while drinking) she'd probably get a good amount of followers.
>>24095776all the hololive girls have 0 issue with chinese and some of them want to learn to speak the language to increase their skill set
>>24095788How the hell do you think most of us fell into this hole to begin with.
>>24095764Good post
>>24095764>>24095779This
>>24095798اَسْتَغْفِرُاللهَ الْعَظِيْمَ
>>24095798from skinniest to fattest, yeah
>>24095793Not much surprisingly
>>24095793Artiaposting
>>24095795Don't say that, I still hope most people here will move on to another fad eventually.
Artia is unintentionally going to be the face of HoloEN
>>24095788I have to scroll for a while through my liked videos these days to find something unrelated to hololive and I’m not too concerned by that
>>24095793suisei's cinderella story is now one of being cucked by a dragon
is artia a chinese boy?
>>24095793Marine is WOMB instead of COOM and Coco endgame is the holohouse with Kanata
>>24095793Not much, we really are stuck in a time loop.
>>24095776She also loves tattoos and knows about true Mexican food.
>>24095751I'm pretty sure most of the Holos are streaming only in panties and some loose clothes.
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololiveDOOD
>>24095793I miss daughterwife rushia poster. I miss grass posting too. I miss watame did nothing wrong. I miss mikoboat.
>>24095817could be worse
>>24095793I don't see too many daughterwife rushia posters anymore and theres a few people that actually like flare now
>>24095793more holostars posting
>>24095793Pretty sure there are no Suiseifags left
>>24095788Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc3aHCSsCRA
>>24095823Probably not but it is possible just as much as it is possible Miko is an old ojisan
>>24095828When will she get twitch partner, I want to give her money to make her insult me
>>24095829>I miss mikoboat.It's spreading to Japan
>>24095826E-Even Subaru?
Where my weones at.https://youtu.be/NYhnGbVhJqw?t=10185
>>24095776So I guess the only Trump supporter in hololive is Miko...
>>24095793Nice font color i can't read half of that stuff
Reminder that Mama Mio is fucking cute as shit and Coco needs to take responsibility
>>24095836https://streamable.com/xqfjpi
>>24095845No subaru streams in a dumpster
>>24095788I don't even know what you guys mean. I can start watching music videos and Japanese videos and my recs already fixes itself. The only constant is me getting the annoying holo translations I don't ever watch so they always appear. The worst is when I get random vtubers.
>>24095846>ArgentinaLamento tu pérdida
>>24095793FBK is now FBK...
>>24095850Ahh memories
>>24095793Choco GTA is now over, replaced with endless ARK.
>Loses>Uuuhhh my mouse is randomly going up sorryArtia truly is a pro gamer
I saw Hoshimati Suisei during her stream on Youtube yesterday. I commented how cool it was to finally be able to catch her stream, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for replies or anything.She said, “あなたが今やっているように?”I was taken aback, and all I could type was “Huh?” but she kept laughing at me and going “え? え? え?” and reloading her russian rifle on stream. I moved away (from the keyboard) and continued with my watching, and I heard her chuckle as I stopped responding. When I came to pay for my akasupa I saw her trying to end the stream without reading any of the supachas.The viewers were very nice about it and professional, and were like “Suisei, we love you no matter what.” At first she kept pretending to dance and not read the chat, but eventually turned back around and sat down at her computer.When they took their money and started giving multiple supacha, she stopped them and told them to make them akasupa “to prevent any voicing chord infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at us. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the viewers emptied their pockets and put them into akasupas and started to say goodbye, she kept ignoring them by speaking in russian really loudly.
>those flick shotsAqua wouldn't stand a chance
>No comfy Flare stream for bedtimeLads...
>>24095838https://youtu.be/gecoCCKURnw
>>24095866I love Suisei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0KT2ABM10
>>24095866As it stands akasupas are all she has to live for.
>>24095828Artia sounds like a drunk with a mental disorder.
>>24095866Kek still makes me laugh. Have a (You)
>>24095866The pride of hololive!
>>24095892it's exactly why it's fun
>>24095868Artia would annihilate Aqua if they played APEX
>>24095892>>24095899Shut the fuck up
>>24095846>It was the fucking argiesYou were supposed to be civilized and white!
>>24095896What the fuck
>>24095866>え? え? え?Always get me.
Artia is poor and doing it for free, someone save this girl
>PoorYAGOO explain this
>>24095828Her lisp is very heavy, is it cause she's chinese?
>>24095866LOOK AT HER GO
>>24095793not enough ellipses, needs artia posters, and roberu posters
>>24095896
>>24095905>Poor>Does streams for Twitch for the fans even though she's not getting moneyArtia...
>>24095870There's a shit-ton of 4chan jokes here, so if any of you fuckers made this, nice job, I love this video
>>24095882I wonder if she already awake
>>24095882I love Suisei too!
>>24095919Biggest heart confirmed?
>>24095901Artia Artia Artia.
>>24095698hololive really needs to hire better staff to help take care of this thingseeing aki like that last night was depressing
How much time do you give them?
>>24095793Gen 4 drama is dead. All the good narratives got killed off already.
>>24095846PEN 10.00Didn't know you could supacha with stationery, nice.
>>24095928Desu. There's no way they can't afford to hire in-house tech support.
>>24095929Forever
>>24095929Until they get married? 2 months
>Artia will never beat you for watching other streamers
>>24095394https://streamable.com/m29i0zas expected, it was absolutely nothing
>>24095912YYEEEEAAAH
>>24095845Subaru's fully naked on her early morning weekend streams.
>>24095929Until Coco breaks the no boys rule and brings home a man Kanata doesn't get on with.
>>24095793Don't forget to add Kaoru Beyblade ASMR to the new version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO2PIAbvrXY
Artiaposters need to go back to /v/
>>24095828I watched her earlier for about 15 minutes and then I got bored. She sucks. Never watching again.
>>24095929As long as it takes.
>>24095870>mfw my Luna button meme made it inIt feels warm and fuzzy inside
>>24095949It's okay anon we still love you
>>24095949make a thread for them then
>>24095948When will YAGOO start streaming bros?
>>24095938SHE SAID IT
>>24095948Even Yagoo employees bully him...Yagoo...
>>24095957WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?!
>>24095920Sorry anon, but it was reddit and facebook all along
Subaruposter needs to go back to the dumpster where they belongs
>>24095933just like with kanata, some one should really make sure these girls have their set ups done right, it feels wrong how often we run into problems like this
>>24095952Risu...
>>24095846coco wtf
Twitch let me give Artia my money pleeease
Coco mentioned during yesterday's asacoco that she's trying to convince Watame to move in with her and PPT.Do you think it will happen?
>>24095952I can't believe Risu is fucking dead.
>>24095980Watame lives with her boyfriend already.
>>24095980Is Watame's divorce already through?
>>24095980Coco and tenshi live together?
>>24095986That's just your cuck fantasies anon.
>>24095980is she actually trying to start a whore house?
I like her old design more
Artia gets an okay in my book because she can handle some good bants
>>24095951Same, gave her a chance yesterday and it's a load of nothing. And judging by how her alledged fans only spout the same 2 or 3 memes I reckon nobody would give a fuck about her if it wasn't for that one clip.
>>24095980>Turning the poor sheep into a third wheel
Artia is lying, she just doesn't want to play marble
>>24095997Her design is so fucking horrendousHer previous life design is much better
>>24095980Can't believe it's coming true.
>>24095994Mukkun...
>>24095995>not being here when coco copyrighted the name HoloHoes
>>24095993Not yet.
>wake up>choco is still playing arkYou chocobros have failed her once again.
>>24095980Coco fucking the angel and sheep with her horns!
>>24096003Marbus marvus marhvels whens marvels
>>24095966E-even the towaclown, fubuki depression and the Luna english button????
>Go look up the video of these 2's roommates for the eroge invitation part>Anon said it's at 39mins>Make it to 10min>StopI can't do it, it's too fucking てぇてぇ
>>24095933>>24095969It's all part of the girl-next-door experience.
>>24095980Watame would probably feel really uncomfortable. I think anyone would.
>>24096005>Implying fbk would get involved with those sluts.
>>24096022She has to earn money somehow anon. You can't live off blue superchats alone.
>>24095998The worst part is knowing that this is only going to get worse as hololive gets more popular in the west.
>>24095994>he doesn't knownewfag-kun...
>>24096022Yeah, she's too busy simping for holostars.
>>24096015Content from here has filtered to other parts of the internet for over a decade. Unfortunately it’s nothing new.
>>24096003I mean, I don't blame her Fucking got obnoxious
>>24095980In reality the 'holohouse' should just be Coco, Kanata and an extra bedroom for whoever wants to stay for a few days.
>>24095980Holohouse will literally just be Coco and PPT, maybe they'll get Fatsuri to come gay the place up but I can't see any others moving in
I love Luna nanora
>>24096006>>24096027Either post the clip or shut upAnd no i'm not asking for doxxing i know Watame hasn't been doxxed.
>>24096034>Bedroom for guest stars
>Artia grabbing your marbles and torturing them with her dirty unwashed hands
>>24096010Choco...
>>24095951seems like standard small talk from other holos to be h. the only other good holos with constant comedy is pekora because she's good and haato because of her retardation.
I will marry Coco!
>>24096038>Watame hasn't been doxxednewfag-kun...
>>24096037Are you me?
No one here watching Choco? even chocofag?instead of watching Choco they watch chink?
I can't believe Aqua punched Aqua in the face while Aqua was watching...
>>24096038She's literally doxxing herself, anonchama
>>24095755imagine the smell
On her Ring fit stream, there was another user on Matsuri's account and it was まちゃん. She said it was her brother.On her collab when she pretended to be the male Natsuiro Matsuhiko, Matsuri called herself ma-chan and fubuki tried not to laugh.Narrative A) Her brother is actually called ma-chan and the reference caught FBK off-guard.Narrative B) Her "brother" is actually her boyfriend who she calls ma-chan and pretends through lore is her brother.Narrative C) Her "brother" is actually her "boyfriend" who she calls "ma-chan" and pretends he's her "brother"Narrative D) Ma-chan is actually a pet name for L*ger
>>24096052This is a narrative I can get behind
>enters the room>first thing she noticed is Matsuri eating alone while waiting for the others https://youtu.be/Vb5tVl6GNi4
>>24096026That's why we have to make it known, split HLJP in one thread and other HL into a foreign thread. Even if it doesn't happen now, it's goint to have to happen eventually or this general will die as reddit/discord/twitch cancer, on top of the cancer we already have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR-k-IDJOIoWe VR horror in 11 hours
>>24096016It's really fucking cute isn't it? I like them talking about wanting to meet each other's mom and brother.
>>24095846https://streamable.com/ancesyA Coco for all your ctm needs.
PP-QT
Don't do it Kanatan
>>24096034>>24096036This. I don't really see it working as a place to live in for more than just Coco and Kanata, they are the only ones who are invested in this idea at a level deeper than "it could be fun". At this point I think both PPT and Coco really need this but others probably don't. But as a place to stay at for offline collabs and so on it can work. When Coco is able to afford such a place she and Kanata would either be sick of each other or become a family in everything but name so it could work well for them either way.
>>24096055Probably A, we all know Matsuri is a virgin with no game.
>>24096017>managerr saaaaaaaaaaaanthe moment they have problems is part of the idol experience
I will marry Matsuri and make her happy.
https://youtu.be/gY9wwk1eH4gRoberu's gonna put his talking skills to the test tonight
>>24096057Haachama a cute
I can't believe *yger translated a Matsuri stream with a boy.
>>24095933>be Cover, a tech company>leave the talent in your subsidiary stranded when it comes to tech related stuffYagoochama...
>>24096055What are you implying with c? That ma-chan is just some dude that's neither her brother or boyfriend, but still uses her switch? Who the hell would that even be?
>>24096059Very good reason to sleep early.
>>24096076The ultimate cucksimpL*ger...
>>24096055a she wouldn't simp hard if she was having sex
>>24096076ntr is based
If Choco ends up with a kid. Do you think they'd make bank as an ARK 3 streamer?
watame won't join coco and ppt because she's gonna live with haato when she returns to japan!yeah i know the pairing is dead but haato needs a support
>>24096081But you'll miss the Pekora Roboco APEX collab.
>>24096097haato will live with matsuri, anon
>>24096055Inuyama "unicorn" tamaki has something to say about matsuri and her brotherI'll get round to translating it sometime
>>24096097Haato is going to live with Hoshikawa and learn the way of the Stacy from her.
>>24096079He wanted idols.
>>24096097Haato is too busy cucking Festival with Hoshikawa anon.
>>24096096>ARK 3>Not playing with Auntie Mikoti and Granny Aki on the newest Hololive ARK map.
>>24096101Meh, tired of apex
>>24096080I was just having a bit of fun with C, no clue what all those quotes mean.>>24096105Can you briefly summarize in a few words?
>>24096104NEWFAG ALARMBEEP BEEP BEEP
>>24096105anonchama
Lewd the Mikoti!
Imagine the WOMB
Today was a good day of Kanata streams (and Coco's Sims too) and the weekend with the new song is almost here, god I can't wait for this. Sleep schedule fucked up again and no dreams inbound thankfully. G'night!
>>24096115Tamaki is skeptical with lots of other people like the freak she is but she buys into maa-kun and thinks it's fine
I went over the line of the slippery slope, I'm completely in love with her. Someone help.
There are 49 L*ger discord fags at least
Watch Artia
>>24096127Degeneracy>>24096128Pure and wholesomeThe duality of /hlg/...
>>24096123I want to feel up her sweaty back and then grab her breasts from behind.
>>24096123stop or I'll have to do it myself
how was the yubi dog movie stream?
>>24096131imagine loving someone who sounds like they need to block their nose 24/7
>>24096016I've been looking for it. what game where they playing anon?
Missed Miko's MW2 stream, watching the archive. She had a blast, ain't?
>>24096131Are up the Subaru trash poster?N-No don't give in bro!
>>24096038Most of the holos have boyfriends, some of them are even married and have children
>>24096128Bedtime for me too, Goodnight kanabro
>>24096145She's bloodthirsty
>>24096145Ye innit
>>24096131Embrace it anon, maybe she loves you back and just can't tell you yet
>>24096147Can confirm. I'm Korone's son.
>>24096136But I must anon.Wombposting is reclining
>>24096127NOOOO NOT THE WOMB!
>>24096145She tried to shoot innocent civilians...
>>24096147Stop projecting your cuck fantasies.
>>24096131Just work on yourself. Exercise, do your reps, find ways to earn money. You're not likely to get her, but you can still put yourself in a position to find someone who will love you if you put in the effort
FERTILEWOMB
>>24096149>>24096156But she had fun while doing it!
>>24096131Give up, you're not Maimoto.
>>24096145it was really fun even tough half the stream was her shooting people inside McDonald's
Actually I only Towapost to increase the density beyond reasonable levels and make people hate her even just a little bit more.
>>24096144Step it the fuck up anon, I just put in both of their names in the search bar and it was the first resultIf you can't even do that then you need to lurk more
Filling up marine's womb while I taste her salty skin!
>>24096128Coco stream was fucking great especially singing stream.
People here really act like suisei is mourning the "loss" of Kanatan when the truth is...The game was rigged from the very start
I assumed for a while that きtら was a general slang, but is it just a Pekora thing?
>>24096172Why are Towa antis like this?
>>24096172Same but with Artia
>>24096172Why are Towafags like this?
>>24096131Just embrace it and make the best of it. Take all the positive feelings you get from her and use them to turn yourself into somebody she'd be proud to have supported, because that's what idols are supposed to be all about.
>>24096169That's the most important thing.
>>24096189Stop it, don't even mention her.
So anyone submit anything for the Haachama Dirty Room stream yet or are you all sane and healthy people
>>24096197Artia
>>24096172Cringe but based
What was Yagoo thinking when he hired Towa's roommate?
>>24096055Why do you guys even bother with this shit when Matsuri's brother's twitter is known? They look exactly alike.
reminder that Lunaitos, 35Ps, Tatsunokos, Elfriends, Haatons, the family and Artia are in charge of this general
>>24096198>sane and healthy>Haatons
>>24096198I thought about doing it because I really wanted her smelly socks but It's impossible to win against the dude with 7 bikes in his room
>>24096131There's no help from here on out. Just don't give up on yourself because of her, she wouldn't want it, instead focus on the happy side of it, the inspiration and motivation she gives to you. Live your life to your fullest, become a man she'd be proud of. The chance that you'll one day meet someone like her is infinitely small because she's pretty much perfect, but if you do meet a person that you'll fall for completely and utterly, you'll curse yourself forever for not being prepared for it.
>>24096147marine is a spinster, im married to her sister
>>24096198I did. i
I'm worried about Choco Sensei's health
>>24096198No and no.
>>24096198I understand the concept of a garbage can too much to stand a chance
>>24096201He wasn't
Artia is fun. Twitch chat is shit though but if you ignore them then its ok. She's good at OW but I hope she'll play something else next time. May as well cancel HololiveEN and just pay Artia to stream on Twitch.
>>24096131She probably has a boyfriend bro...
>>24096204relatively speaking compared to those living in the actual pigsties I see on the hashtag
Post your fav Aki's thumbnail
>>24096172Publicador de Torre...
I like the chinese fps leaf, she's cool
I want to have sex with Coco's roommate while she's cosplaying as Coco
>>24096161>>24096191>>24096206Thanks anons, she really makes me want to be a better person, so that's what I am going to do.
>>24096221don't you dare
>>24096219Artia is shit dude. I would legitimately rather watch actual FPS pros than her. She isn't cute, she speaks in ebonics, she doesn't speak Japanese, her avatar is ugly... Literally why
>>24096203fuck off chink
Thanks Artia.
>>24096198Am neither sane nor healthy but i'm clearly outranked by fellow degenerate Haatons
>>24096167>>24096175>>24096175My brothers!
>>24096130I thought you meant the part where tamaki wanted to fuck matsuri's little brother.
Anyone else dislikes this /r9k/ cringe?
>I haven't ate all day todayArtia is literally poor and starving and yet she is still doing it for free
>>24096223post your fav Choco thumbnail
>>24096243Does she just not get enough fanart?
>>24096131Embrace the insanity. There was probably nothing worth anything in your life if you got this point, so why not go all out and accept madness at last? Refuse reality and the norm, even if it's like this, you deserve feeling happy.
>>24096232She is cute and smart
>>24096243>kpop fans be like "who's cuter???"
https://streamable.com/g8a35kWhat does Shion say that triggers Matsuri?My Japanese isn't the best but I literally can't even hear the words she says
>>24096238I think she was being sarcastic, he brother is still a minor.
Watching through this stream made me realize something, these ARK streams by sensei are lowkey crpto-ASMR
I have to know if they are cute IRL before giving them money.
>>24096238Only if he puts on a skirt first.
>>24096198My room is messy but i can't compete with the average submission
>>24096251I don't think you understand the degeneracy of some of these women anon.
What are the chance we can spot kanata on Kson's stream?
>coco will become kanata's sign language interpreter when she goes deaf>coco's shitposting urges make her randomly make lewd gestures
I want to be Miko's friend
>>24096186きtらああああ is general slang. It's to きたあああ as !!!!!11!!!1!! is to !!!!!!!!
>>24094908If coco and haato are in one stream, and it is related to the English language, expect haato to be embarrassed and humiliated.
>>24096259she's just kson's sister
Just imagine. If you hate Artiaposting you're really gonna fucking hate HoloEN posting.
>>24096223
>>24096202Matsuri's brother or "brother?"
>>24096262Me too
>>24096270Her brother. Her literal young brother who is a teen.
>>24096205>>24096236>>24096256You could just submit your room with your haachama shrine in frame.
>>24096232I disagree. I think her avatar is really fucking cute and she is entertaining. I'm an EOP and wouldn't otherwise watch a live stream so her speaking English only on Twitch works for me.
>>24096267What if HoloEN is just repurposed Artia, Coco and Iofi.
>>24096219She should play APEX since it's the hit thing in the company
>>24096263Ah okay, thanks.I was confused cause googling it showed a bunch of peko stuff.
>>24096269Post Aki lewds
>>24096267>triggerring sensitive sissies in every holo threadsounds based to me
>>24096273I was shitposting but would explain why he gets annoyed with her.
>>24096278I can't stand the way Coco speaks. Her cadence is just really annoying.
>>24096262I want to be her friend and something more
>>24096238you spoiled it
>>24096131Imagine dating Subaru, wouldn't it be weird?I bet she's the type outgoing girl to want to go outdoors when you date. She probably wouldn't be too picky, she'd have a good time playing soccer, going on hikes, just taking a nice jog around a park, and so forth.One day you she convinces you to go to go on a hike with her, normally this wouldn't be an issue but it has been raining the past few days so you're a little hesitant about going, however she'd be tired of being cooped up indoors for an entire week and begs you to go, teasingly pleading you to go with fake tears in her eyes. Naturally you wouldn't be able to resist and go with her, and she'd immediately switch to that smug smile because she knew it would work.At the start it would be going well, she'd be talking a bout her day and how life has been going, but suddenly she'd stop and tell you to wait one second as she goes off the trail to grab a ribbon she saw tied to a tree. On the way there though a rock she stepped on dislodges due to the rain sending her falling down. Normally it wouldn't have been bad, but the slope is slippery this weekend due to be overly saturated in rain for an entire week. What was once a happy date turns into a tragedy as she tumbles and falls down the slippery slope breaking her arms and legs. You'd be able to get her to a hospital quickly, but with her injuries she's going to be disabled for the next 6-8 months as her bones heal, and will require assistance afterwards.For the next few months you'd take care of her every need, at first she'd be hesitant and reserved about things. She'd get emotional having to be fed by hand and have you help her use the restroom. She'd cry herself to sleep every night because of how helpless she is. Gradually she'd get used to her new life and begin to appreciate you more and more. Eventually you'd become her entire world and she couldn't imagine a life without you in it.6 months later the doctor finally takes off her casts and tells her she can now walk again, but she'll need to take it easy for awhile. However she'd be ecstatic knowing she'll finally be able to move again. As you take her back to your car she'd thank you for being there with her this entire time. She'd attempt to get up and walk herself, but stumble and fall due to being weak and unused to the movements after all this time so you'd offer to carry her one more time. You'd sweep her up in a princess carry as she giggles before carrying her passed your car. She'd laugh and tell you you missed it, but you'd ignore her and keep walking. At first she'd think its just a joke and you have fun but as you keep ignoring her and walking to the back of the hospital she starts getting more worried and struggles in your grasp but she'd be too weak now to break free, and wouldn't be able to walk anyways. You'd get to the back of the hospital where they throw out all the used supplies and garbage, and you'd toss her into the dumpster, right where she belongs.
>>24096238She is like 35 isn't she?
while going deaf may one day end kanata's career, at least she is not going blind.
>>24096293Love you Subaruposter
>>24096294The desire for something young and fresh never stops no matter how old you get
We need a Risu mod for Atelier Ryza Imagine how she would feel when she realizes her 2005 laptop can't run the game, imagine her streaming it at 4 fps while trying not to cry.
Licking Marine's salty breast while I fill her womb with my baby milk!
>>24096293Never change
>>24096229Keep at it, bro. The motivation I got from my chuuba has done nothing but make my life better. One day, perhaps you'll find a way to say thank you to Subaru, and when she notices, you'll probably make her feel happy knowing she inspired someone to become a better person.
>>24096289It's a good thing Kanata is going deaf.
wich holo wud u fuq
wombposting is inclining
>>24096318all of em
>>24096249家族とみくじ引くの我慢してまつりと引きに行こう?ロボ子さんと行ってって言われてる
>>24096318Ui mama
>>24096284Lewd THIS.
>>24096322Even the stars?
>>24096318Everyone except the fat ones.
>>24096318towa's mama
>>24096326>>24095666
>>24096318If I can only pick one, then Shion.
>>24096318Everyone especially the fat ones.
>>24096285It isn't about sensitivity it's about your memes and taste being lame and shit like a retarded 12yo trying to act cool on voip
>>24096304I want to fuck this soft squirrel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IE9Cg1fLz8I'll be the one to make Okayu's dream come true
>>24096320>oekaki doing holosWell time to empty my balls until i die
>>24096318None, because I respect my hololivers. They deserve to be loved and respected as the queens they are.
>>24096327The stars I would fuck twice
>>24096262I want her to call me ______________ papa.
>>24096293Based trashcan poster
>>24096323Damn, I didn't think someone would respond. I can hear that part, but later, Matsuri goes silent after Shion mumbles something and I can't make out what she says
why doesn't Risu just get a capture card and a switch/PS4 or something
>>24096318All Holo's mamas, ALL OF THEM.
>>24096345gay
>>24096318Shion, to be honest.
just 4k more for 30万 subs 35Ps we can do it for her
>>24096318yagoo
>>24096352She can't even afford to shower everyday and you want her to spend 300$ on a PS4/Switch?
>>24096318I want Towa's mama to step on me, spit on me, call me dirt and command me to lick her feet
>>24096338u mad? lmao
>>24096318spade echo
Rate my chartPlease I spent like 2 hours on it
>>24096345An absolutely textbook case of a severe madonna-whore complex
>>24096306>womb instead of W O M Bfake wombposter
>>24096318Noel
>>24096351いるかも知んないじゃん、シオンとロボ子さんの間に
>>24095040I love Aki!
>>24096367All of them should be on the top right.
>>24096293anon that one didn't even make much sense at all, are you sleepy or something?
>>24096357nice
>>24096318None, I like Hololive in a non-sexual way.I would date real life Marine though.
>>24096341okayu~n fag here, godspeed anon ypu are probably more suited for her than me
>>24096360she'd be able to stream a fuckload more games while she saves for a better PC, why not?
>>24096367>Mio is the miso soup of hololiveYou're going to make her cry again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDoME69Uio
>>24096341I could never afford to feed her though. Maybe she'd lose some fucking weight.
>>24096355What's wrong with sucking dicks?
>>24096385MEIDOS HELP
>>24096354rurudo...
>>24096367>towa>pure
>>24096367Personally I think coco's more vulgar than lewd.
>>24096318Matsuri, will marry too
>>24096254They will all be cute after they spend your money on plastic surgeries
>>24096367I would swap Matsuri and Coco.
>>24096367>Pekora lewd and bold when she's confirmed to be the purest and most reservedIt's trash anon
>>24096367>Noel>Haato>pure
>>24096341She's so chill and cute, wouldn't mind marrying someone like her
>>24096367>mel>pure
>>24096318I will impregnate Marine by filling up her womb daily! Then I will take responsibility and we will raise our child to be the best touhou player to ever live!
>>24096367>noel>pure
>>24096367>Mio>middle of chartmiso soup...
0% MARBLES 100% SKILL
>>24096385My pure virgin eyes!
>>24096397kayfabe, brother
>>24096341>Sets up your HDMI cables for youThis shit is the most annoying thing in the world so I appreciate it. 10/10 would marry on the spot
>>24096367>towa>purehah
>>24096318Shion would be the fuck buddy you press further every time.Marine would be the girl who you'd have sex with once and she'd assume you were getting married and be clingy until she broke down and snapped.Roboco would just smile at you the whole time and then pat your head when you were done and say you did a good job.Pekora would make screeching sounds the entire time and constantly make jokes in her pekora voice that would make it a really fun time.Subaru would be like Pekora but far more dominant.Rushia would be a dead fish.Miko would be like one of those weird JAV where the girl legit acts like it's rape and just freezes up the whole time crying.Matsuri is wife material.
>>24096415pure trash
>>24096417Rushia would definitely be a dead fish.
>>24096367>luna >in pure sectionshiggy
Anyone else starting to get burned out on vtubers?
>>24096419she certainly is
post artia's gremlin laugh
I will not allow Mio bullying in this thread
>>24096417>Pekora would make screeching sounds the entire time and constantly make jokes in her pekora voice that would make it a really fun time.I want this
>>24096376Thanks a ton!
Guys, Hololive is starting to affect my mental health.
>>24096420Rushia's the girl that doesn't like you, she just likes the fact that you like her.
>>24096367Suisei is very pure dummy
>>24096430I wouldn't bully Mio if she played real games
>>24096310Lyger-alter......
>>24096440>shotacon>pure
>>24096425It's been 3 years for me, so no, not really.You don't have to keep up constantly. Just take it at your own pace, it's not like they won't be there when you're ready.Kurumi...
>>24096420kanata probably too
>>24096367Solid.
>>24096437Positively?
>>24096437How, friend?
mogu mogu mogu okayu~n
>>24096417I didn't mention FBK because she's pure and doesn't even have genitalia. There was proof on 5ch
>>24096454
>>24096367>roboco>yells fuck you when tilting while playing fps>pure
What content do you skip even if your favorite VTuber is doing it?Ark, Apex, Mahjong for me.
>>24096385Is this technically pizza?
>>24096443Mio was playing EDF5 the other day, what more do you want?
>>24096363why would you fuck a lion
>>24096341That's my territory, pal.
>>24096417>Matsuri is wife materialDon't fool yourself, Matsuri would constantly require validation from you and would accuse you of cheating constantly
>>24096462Singing unless they're actually good and have decent musical taste.
>>24096462>Mahjong
>>24096425it's ok to take breaks before you know it you'll end up watching another stream that clicks with you and you'll be hooked right back in
>>24096462collabs with holostars or other dudes
>>24096472That would make the makeup sex even hotter tho
>>24096463depends on your country of residencein the usa, yes
seriously though... wtf were they thinking when they drew marine's stomach?? maybe inspiration from some fertility statue??? I mean they are idols
>>24096367No way Coco's lewd than Marine
>>24096462Apex especially if Aqua plays it.
>>24096450>>24096451I'm getting too caught up in the fact that there are real people on the other side of those avatars that we will never know about but every time we do find out something about them it just hurts my image of them and I'm having a hard time coping with it because I just want to have fun with 2D and not 3D it's like I want to know them but the 2D side not the 3D side because I don't really like people that much
>>24096462ark usually, if she played mahjong I think I'd skip that shit but despite not caring about apex at all she somehow managed to make it entertaining enough
>>24096462Ark, mahjong, Valorant, gacha shit.
>Pekora>Pure>screams for the reaper queen to put a baby in her>shakes her ass like this
>>24096472Totally fine by me, learned it's the norm for most women t. 4 ex's
>>24096367>hololive member that I don't like>opinion that I disagree with
>>24096465Apex
>>24096249>>24096323nice. I also need some helpi could hear that shion doesn't want matsuri peeking at her something. ハピエ? I'd infer it's what they call the omikuji paper or something similar but I can't hear exactly what it is.I also couldn't hear shion and matsuri overlapping near the end either. I could only pick out>誰もいない>あけちゃう
>>24096462Right now, I don't totally skip anything. If they're playing APEX or some other game I may not really care too much about, I may watch a little bit of it and then switch to something else or go to bed depending on what time it is.
>>24096483Doesn't matter, both of them are inpure sluts.
>>24096318(You)r favorite
>>24096326You can't stop me.
kanatan danganronpa in 7 hours! you will watch her, yes?
Who's gonna be the MC of the inevitable anime?
>>24096502All of them are sluts anon
>>24096476But I need to keep up with the narratives.
>>24096462Apex is fucking awful to watch if they're bad. Aqua, Towa and Festival are watchable
>>24096387It feels weird to tear up with a chuuba
>>24096513Probably Sora, which is why it'll be shit.
>>24096486You've got too choices here.1. You leave /hlg/, and watch them without any other input so you can focus on their content and the separation. It will still be hard because a lot of them are people who talk about their own lives, the degree of separation is undeniable because they are still people behind the avatars.2. Leave the hobby and go back to media with clear separate lines, scripted things like manga, anime and vidya.There's no way to separate them completely because there will always be a real person behind the avatar
>>24096445It's shounen.
>>24096500ハッピーエンド望まれてないね
>>24096515
>>24096462Anything depending on the day, because I don't have the time to watch them all.
>>24096486You come to terms with the info that leaks about their real selves sooner or laterTrying to deny the truth about there being a person behind the avatar is bad, so you should accept that it's someone who's doing their best to bring you content to enjoy
>>24096510I would but knowing she's only allowed to go through the first chapter really kills my enthusiasm for it
>>24096425I have a backlog that will never end
>>24096517Ayame... Roboco...
>>24096482less talk more semen
>>24096486You're falling to the dark side of idolfaggotry anon... let it flow through you
https://youtu.be/n3OGswGuNjs?t=2456muted and chat disabled oh boy..
>>24096529Why only the first chapter?
>>24096462ark and most single player games. i haven't really skipped anything for my favorite though i'd watch whatever since she makes anything entertaining.
whats with the ramp up in antis recently
>>24096367aki is lewd bro. just the right amount though.
>>24096531>AyameShe doesn't fucking stream>RobocoWorse than the 3 listed but still okay. Just forgot about her
>>24096486The 3D person is just an actor, don't confuse the character with the actor.
>>240965233. Stay on /hlg/ and continue to consume doxx faggotry until you can't take it anymore and kill yourself so you can be reincarnated as a cute girl
>>24096341Her mental image of the ideal wife would make western women fume. Glad she's JP only and doesn't have anyone western pigs to tell her she's being "oppressed" by the patriarchy.
>>24096536I don't get it
>>24096529I've only heard of that streamer restriction for Persona 5, or is this something that Cover did themselves?
>>24096525that makes more sense. thanks
Bruh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF32sT5LsFg
Jesus....How long is Choco gonna play ARK for ...
>>24096486This is just a phase, you'll stop caring who they are in real life eventually.
>>24096341>tfw my dream is also to become a husband and find someone who loves meWhere are my loverbros at? I don't want to die alone friends...
>>24096536iM@S songs tend to get raped by the Youtube bot, due to Columbia Records being a control freak over who gets to use their songs.
>>240965675 more years.
>>24096517if you want pro level gameplay in games then watch pro gamers, not holos, you fucking /v/irgin faggot
>>24096417Noel, Choco and Watame would all just be ara ara onee-chans who mocked you as you tried to please them
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1268731931526455297kanata really is an angel
Do you guys think that Artia's pee is clean or super yellow?
>>24096570You're not helping yourself posting here my guy
>>24096576This tensh is too powerful
https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingSpookyQueleaSwiftRagewait is this artia yelling in the clip"hasan i love you my dood"
>>24096567Until you marry her.
>>24096486you can either cut your loses and leave now, or eventually you will loop back around to being able to enjoy yourself
>twitch retards
>>24096587しょうがないな
>>24096572They also disabled the chat to hide supacha... its monetized shit again..
>>24096580Depends on how much water she drinks. I drink about a gallon a day. You should drink a lot of water all the time.
>>24096539>>24096560It's a Spike Chunsoft thingNo clue why they want it that way but that's how it is
>>24096570We'll always be here to support your efforts. Just keep working on yourself and don't give up. If you are the best you, you will find the love you seek.
>>24096539>>24096560>https://www.spike-chunsoft.co.jp/playlicense/I think this is the reason why.
>>24096589Get used to it. We're getting HoloEN soon.
>>24095291>pekora apexIM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>24096574Calm your tits with the hyperbole.
Do we like Valorant or APEX more?
>>240965494. Stay on /hlg/, enjoy hololive, and ignore the doxfags like a sane person.
>>24096517I disagree. I like watching scrubs learn, it's fun.
>>24096417>Marine would be the girl who you'd have sex with once and she'd assume you were getting married and be clingy until she broke down and snapped.what's the point of having sex with a girl if you are not going to marry her?!
>>24096598What's the reasoning behind that? Sounds so retarded when other countries are exempted from the restriction.
ascended dekinais, this is your chance to ward off the invaders, converse in broken japanese to make them feel unwelcome!中出しされる快感が欲しいです!!!
I don't think dating pekora would be too enjoyable. She seems high maintenance and with daddy issues
Wait so did Coco and Kanata officially announce they were living together now? I'm been away from the thread for some days.
>>24096606That requires /u/fag levels of delusion and reality manipulation to accomplish my guy.
>>24095291Now this is a collab I want to watch, even if its Apex
>>24096606would agree but his issue is separation of 2D and 3D, he can't get around it as long as he denies the reality of the fact that they are real people at the end of the day
>>24096614They’re getting married
>>24096486Wow I didn't think I would get to see the birth of an idolfaggot in real time. In all honesty though, it's like >>24096569 says. Take a short break from /hlg/ and reflect a little.If what happens on /hlg/ really hurts you, you won't come back and that's fine. If you come to terms with the fact that most posters here are really all hololive fans just like you, trying to entertain themselves and that the holos' private lives are their private business and don't matter, you'll eventually come back and that's fine too.Do note that until you read reliable japanese evidence, everything is bullshit. If you are an EOP then you should be treating everything like bullshit.
>>24096610Women are only good for sex dude... Guys will always be there for you through thick and thin. You're supposed to fuck women and then marry your bro or something.
>>24096614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vv29EA8YPYThey did
>>24096613What about Shion?
>>24096612出来ない...
>>24096614Can't believe Kanata is officially an honorary american
>>24096622I am an EOP who is learning... Just tell me the dog isn't married... That's all I need to keep going dude...
>>24096612るしあちゃんを種付けプレス生中出ししたい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPrwkjY92tAJust imagine how flat she is in real life...
>>24096643tbf Matsuri is also incredibly flat
Rushia seems like the girl that would key your car and cut your tires if you angered her. Definitely not good wife material.
do you guys think someone with an iq in the high 80s can learn how to understand spoken japanese at the age of 30?
>>24096639She's married.
>>24096645Yeah. That's what makes it hotter...
>>24096639Now EOP anon, is >>24096648 telling the truth?Come on, you can do it. I believe in you.
>>24096613She does seem like a cunt.
>>24096639I don't know if she is or she isn't anon, but if she is, is that the worst thing in the world? You don't want her to die alone and misserable just to make yourself feel a little better, do you?
>>24096594She did drink a cup of water on stream but she also had to go pee 2 times (and she didn't wash her hands)
>>24096647Yes. But you have to be motivated and working hard. That means staying the fuck off 4chan and other distraction sites and only watching unsubbed Japanese content if you go to YT.
>>24096648Don't do this to me dude...
>matsuri streams apex on her roomate's channel>there's literally no difference between her real self and anime selfwhats even the point
>>24096562I don't know what they said when they overlapped I could just hear っつって
Is Suisei just not gonna play tetris anymore?
>>24096647>>24096654alternatively japanese subbed content because sometimes you really can't hear what they're saying and having subs helps
>>24096647>high 80sanonchama...
I want artia to choke me with her disgusting pee hands
>>24094908Not a very PogChamp thread
>>24096639もう奥さんですよ
>>24096656I only wash my hands after I shit. Urine has no bacteria on it. It's sterile.
>>24096653Why would you think that?
>>24096665That's a funky looking kanji
>>24096667Festival...
how tf is choco still going
>>24096639let it be your motivation. to know the truth
>>24096647I'm older and started learning like half year ago. Even though i made a lot of progress I often doubt I will ever understand zatsudans
PEKOU.
>>24096612この説話を説明してくれ
>>24096639It's alright, she's divorced by now.
>>24096667So that means It's safe to drink?
>>24096665How am I supposed to know if もう means more or now?
i use urine as cologne for the sex hormonesit attracts all the chuubas
acquire japanese for your wifu
>>24096639Once you stop being an EOP watch this cliphttps://twitter.com/hakumai_yuri/status/1142716792650862592
>>24096667just to confirmso urine has no living organisms in it. it's other chemical components that make it smell bad?>>24096679urine is the body's method of flushing out toxins in the body so i doubt it
>>24096462Honestly, the first time I considered completely skipping something with my favorite was when someone said something that made me think they were gonna collab with Coco.Though I feel like I just haven't seen her good points yet., maybe.
>>24096612草
>>24096660Tetris Online Poland still exists
>>24096660Probably no tetris99 until Cover gets their shit together but she can still play tetris poland and bully Haachama.
>>24096681It only means more if it's used to modify something else, e.g. もう少し, もうちょっと
>>24096658She sounds more normal and casual on her other stream. She wears an ungodly amount of makeup so maybe she's planning on doing makeup vids too. Makeup videos do pretty well on YouTube.
>>24096672she seems a lot more motivated after they lost to the boss.
>>24096679Only when fresh and if the person doesn't have stds or a really bad diet. It'll eventually break down into ammonia if it isn't fresh
>>24096667Why are you pissing in your hands, anon?
>>24096681Context and what words follow>もう少し A little more>もう12時 It's already 12
>>24096684I'm determined to
>>24096686that wouldn't stop me from drinking her pee
>>24096693Not even with the superchat turned off?
>>24096694>>24096703Thanks fren
>>24096667your chuuba thinks you're fucking nasty anon.
>>24096702I sit when I pee though...
>>24096713I don't know man. He seems like a pretty cool guy.
>>24096685Cute
>>24096667You should be washing your hands before you pee to clean off that keyboard bacteria. You don't want genital zits do you?
wtf, you guys told me Haato was bad at cooking?
>>24096614What are the law's regarding if an American citizen marries a foreigner overseas? Who gets citizenship?
>>24096722It only looks cooked
>>24096715Please be in Adelaide...
>>24096722that looks like shit m8
>>24096723You can't have simultaneous citizenship of japan unless you're a Nikkei. You will forever be that "外人"
>>24096667It's not completely sterile but that's not why you're supposed to be washing your hands unless you're pissing all over them. It's because you've been touching your dick/wiping your hole
>>24096722cute but it's not a bentou
>>24096722Literally just steamed vegetables and rice with some arts and crafts.
>>24096706Not sure, but I doubt management would want her to stream something that won't make them money.
>>24096685I wish this would be true someday
>>24096723Depends on the country. Marrying is the only consistently viable way to get a Japanese citizenship but you will have to give up your original citizenship
>>24096722Why do Japanese people cut sausages that way?
>>24096722Haachama is so fucking cute holy shit
>>24096722Shrimp, chicken, and hotdogs... wtf
>>24096733kusa
FBK picking up Korean and living a double life as a Niji because of the lack of akasupas is my favorite narrative desu
>>24096612フィリピン人 は まちがいです
>>24096740It's cute
>>24096696at least seems happy lol
>>24096722That looks like fucking copyright infringement
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1268744290865262593Flare made the mistake of pairing up with this crazy bitch .
>>24096425I only just started a few weeks ago and it's been the most fun on yt I've had in years. Now I always have something to watch and I'm only subbed to 7 of them rn
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1268746082105753604FESTIVALCHAMA!?
>>24096740it's cute
>>24096747
>>24096740cute cultural thing because they live by the ocean
>>24096752Flare's vomit...
>>24096733>Literally just We live in an age where most people don't how how to cook or can do only basic shit. This already makes her better than majority of population.
>>24096757All is lost.
>>24096757She's our loving メンヘラ anon
https://mobile.twitter.com/rumina_niconico>Matsuri's IRL twitter follows quzilax>also follows Pekora's IRL twitterShe also follows this account. Wonder which vtuber this is. You guys know?
>>24096443This isn't /v/
>>24096757Somebody fuck this woman already.
>>24096757this fucking guy
>>24096757Matsuri...
>>24096763To be fair I also missed the hot doggu and singular shrimp. She's on at least a 14 year old's level.
>>24095106the people suddenly trying to get moona and artia banned are so childish. its not going to go anywhere though.
>>24096757I want to give her my love so bad but it's impossible with my obligations
>>24096367Thanks for all the (you)sIf anyone wants to make their own, I uploaded the PSD to https://workupload.com/file/t3TwyyhKYk4
>>24096462Collabs with holos I still haven't invested in or don't care about and when they're absolute shit at a game and can't make it funny or interesting
>>24096757i think Matsuri is more mental than Towa desu lads
Chuubas that will most likely retire:MelChuubas that are considering retiring:MatsuriAyameFubukiMioAki?Luna:Luna
>>24096784>Ayame>pure
>>24096563its wholesome how hes always in the comments on these japanese highlight reels
>>24096780>She's on at least a 14 year old's levelThis nigga actually think current generation of kids can cook, sugoi.
>>24096791Luna won't retire, she'll just find another ridiculous role no one else wants to fill.
God has a gun to your head. He asks you a question: "which Hololive does not have a boyfriend?" If you answer incorrectly, you die. If you answer correctly, you get an autographed t-shirt from your favorite Holo. Who are you staking your life on?
Dreamt about visiting Coco's room.
>>24096799I'm not sure you fit in here
say no to racism!also collab when https://youtu.be/KhkprMh5dvo
>>24096804Towa because she's legit too mentally unhinged to keep a significant other at her current age, same with Matusri
>>24096804I'll risk my life for 35p.
>>24096790she is. extreme dieting, extreme delusions, extreme need for attention, irrational fears, no self confidence despite success
>>24096804none of them. maybe pekora.
>>24096799Dude literally fucking anyone can cook all you have to do is fucking read directions. I made the best fucking chicken Alfredo last night with Angel hair pasta. She was restaurant quality.
>>24096804Haato. Easy answer.
>>24096811Towa isnt mentally unhinged
>>24096804Choco
>>24096804"Towa"
>sensei will never say "thank you supercha thank you berry much" to youend me
>>24096812>Miko>no racism?
>>24096757I this supposed to be まつりす or まっりす?
>>24096791>Chuubas that are considering retiring:>Matsuri>Ayame>Fubuki>Mio>Aki?Why would they consider retiring?
>>24096804matsuri. people see how unhinged she is and won't give her the d/v
>>24096804Noel, easily. I mean this isn't even a hard question. Most of them don't have the time or maturity to juggle a relationship on top of streaming.
>>24096722Wtf Haachama is super cute!
>>24096823This is extremely attainable though
>>24096757>>24096767wew
>>24096804Ayame. I don't want to live anymore anyway.
>>24096804Haato is the only guarantee.Can you imagine her trying to explain her job to a boy her age.>These are my Haatons, my underling pigs who send me money when I insult them and upload videos of their cumstained rooms in exchange for a chance to smell my socks
>>24096826The first one but the っ is cuter
>>24096722That shit is easy to make
Whose archives do you guys watch when you’re feeling down...
>>24096827because he's a numbers fag
>>24096851I just sleep when I'm depressed.
>>24096818Lots of shit can be simplified down to "just read the instructions" and yet so many people still struggle like headless chickens. I find it comical to see such a comment in a hololive thread. These girls are everyday proof to the contrary.
>>24096827>Matsuriher roommate wants to pursue a youtube career>Ayameboyfriend>Fubukino aka supacha>Miosoup>Akino one wants to play with her
>>24096851My wifu's
>>24096836
>>24096851Kaoru's beyblade asmr
>>24096855>no one wants to play with herShe has Chilean booze anon, who needs friend when you have alcohol.
>>24096851I watch thishttps://youtu.be/I1SprxKMnIc
Do you guys genuinely like the Hololive drama and narratives or is it something you forced yourself to like because it's unavoidable?
>>24096804Id be willing to risk my life on aqua/haato. They are the only two who I'm certain don't have bfs.
>>24096804Ayame, so I can be free from this hell hole.
>>24096475How the fuck do I learn that shit. At least just enough to learn what's happening on the screen.
>>24096867Neither.
>>24096867I am easily entertained by drama. The only time I don't like it is when it involves my favorite because I care about her.
>>24096867I like it when they have fun together that's all I care about
>>24096868I would bet on Aqua having a boyfriend. She's friends with Mea dude...
>>24096851I listen to okayu song and cry the depression away
>>24096867yes
>>24096867I find them funny when people make up absurd ones, not so much when people actively spread it around as truth or try to use it as an excuse for doxxing.
>>24096517Watching the sheep learn to play apex was fun and cute, also Suisei trying to take care of her teammates only to be left behind was fun too
>>24096867I love it because I love watching anons seethe. The day a Hololive retires is gonna be so glorious. I'm gonna shitpost anons to death.
>>24096867I enjoy them but I never take them seriously
>>24096867I like it when newfags unironically believe them
my wifehttps://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1268746077286436865?s=20
>>24096890Watame was pretty good though
>>24096891Mel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZP10o7Qghorobocobros, are we ready?
how is roboco the only one to get pekora to play apex
>>24096867Occasionally it can be fun but the fact that it seems nonstop on here is pretty uncomfy
>>24096869Give me the shirt so i can pull the trigger on you instead
>>24096891If Haato retires I'm not even gonna touch this place for at least a few days.
>>24096902
>>24096895Your wife can't speak JP.
>>24096868Agreed. They have definitely slept around but no bf
>>24096867Yes.
>>24096907DAMN Pekora gets to lick that?
>>24096851Not a big ASMR fan, but Okayu has a nice one where she compliments you for working hard.
>>24096901i'm ready-peko
>>24096882samea few days after falling in love with luna I was hit with a bat in the back of my head with all her backstory and now I live in fear that every stream could be the last one before she kills the character I've come to love so muchat least she keeps the cute voice between them so I'll be able to fall in love with her next character, but what if she doesn't come back again this time???
God I want to hatefuck moona
>>24096914one win in apex = one hour
>>24096906Fuck you for making me even think about her retiring
>>24096904You must join and betting your 50:50 chance first.
>>24096902roboco got ayame to stream again with apex. that should show you her true power.
huh pekora is playing apex? Unsubbing now
>>24096757Isn't she just the cutest?
>>24096867Only the funny ones, when it gets to real I think its bad
>>24095150Rushia = Soviet union Kek
>>24096920
Ch-Choco maybe it's time for a break...
>>24096804Okayu. Girlfriends don't count. I love my signed cat hoodie bros
>>24096902she wants to steal her away from Miko, fuck that dumbass rabbit
>>24096884anon..do you have friends in real life? that's not how things work...
>>24096851It's not something I do and I'm not a duckfag either, but if you don't mind her voice, unironically any of her zatsudan streamsThey're always fun and interesting, and she has mentioned that she puts a lot of effort into them by always taking memos of things she finds would be interesting to tell or talk about in themJust today I caught some of her animate outing and it was hilarious, I was laughing and smiling like a retard the whole timeGranted she's my 2nd fav holo and I don't really get time to watch her much, but I think the resident subarufags can tell you better about her
>>24096918Enjoy the time with her now so you won't regret it if she leaves forever.
>>24096895Did Cover scold her or something? She doesn't seem to use that shitty photoshop edit on her avatar anymore.
i love my husband
I can't believe Aqua Aqua Aqua while Aqua was Aqua...
>>24096891I'll be here when my favorite retires. I'll see you then.
>>24095223She learned of 2D
How does aqua's body clock work?https://www.twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1268749269340549120
>>24096902Is Pekora a beginner? Roboco seems to be a good teacher for APEX.
>>24096757Everyday I feel weirder about Matsuri, it's a mix of empathy and sadness.
I just want to befriend Matsuri, play games with her, banter, share our worries, get shitfaced together and have wild kinky sex which we'll both regret later, is that too much to ask?
>>24096950Ramadan is over. I think she only did that because some of her fans complained/requested she cover up during the holy month.
>>24095337>Haachama sniffs her own feet.nice
Imagine not giving this fox money.
>>24096947WACK WACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QAUCCK QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>24096812source on that thumbnail
>>24096851Okayu. She's the most chill and soothing Holo with a heavenly laugh
>>24096891>will legitimately be sad if they retired tierFubukiHaatoSubaruAquaMarineKoroneMioLuna>I wouldn't really care if they retired tierAkiSoraAzkiMelChocoShionNoelFlareOkayuKanataWatameRoboco>gonna celebrate and troll anons when they retire tierMatsuriMikoSuiseiAyameRushiaPekoraTowaCoco
>>24096851jam to some 2000s mio for healing
>>24096951she has the fattest ass in all of hololive
>>24096940She's playing nonstop in protest until Artia apologizes for her comments!
>>24096937Nice
>>24096959What's wrong with waking up at 12pm
watch him or I'll shoot youhttps://youtu.be/mE5mF0SneGU
Matsuri's opening spiel feels dead to me.
I wake up at the same time as aqua
>>24096967I feel you.
>>24096980She has so many outfits.
>>24096978>Matsuri>Suisei>RushiaHuh... I wonder who could be behind this post
>>24096804Me...
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1268752733755944960Okayu going on trial tonight.
>>24096991I'm feeling the low energy today too...
>>24095335>https://files.catbox.moe/0k53pw.mp4I just need something like that but with Shion
You go back in time and convince Cover to switch the avatars of any two holos of your choice. Who do you choose?
>>24096978>LunaBase->MelThis says a lot about our society.
>>24096978disgusting
>>24096999Our good old friend
>hear yoisho in the distancewhat do
>>24096991 Nothing will beat Ahoy!
The ARK streams have confirmed it. I am in in love with Choco. She is the most autistic succubus I have ever encountered.
>>24097010It's her fault for being a whore.
>>24096978why are koronefags like this?
>>24097018rape
>>24097002Shion english is the sleeper cute choice
>>24096974I don't have to imagine. I wish I could but being poor is suffering, sorry FBK.
>>24096978Why are Korone redditors like this?
>>24097007Ouga and Pekora
Why are they playing the same map in Valorant? Is this the de_dust
>>24097018Time to git er done
>>24096978It's not healthy to have this much hate in your heart
>>24096867I like getting tricked by every new one cuz I'm to scared or lazy to confirm it myself. It helps when I need to go to sleep instead of watching a Holo I now heavily doubt
>>24097035There's only 3 maps.
>>24097007Subaru and Luna
>>24097007Towa and Matsuri
>>24097021Someone who is just borne sexy anon
>>24096978Miko retiring would be awesome. I don't hate her but the 35Ps crying in this thread would really be something.
>>24097020Did you know? Choco makes her cute students fall in love with her so she can feed on their little boy energy!Once you're a big little boy, you're hers forever!
>>24096918Lunapill me bro
>>24097041>only 3 map Fucking Riot
Do you guys actually like Towa here or is it just a meme?
>>24096999Pretty sure that guy is dead
>>24097007Marine and Towa
>>24096967I wonder how often online personalities make online friends outside of their circleNot as matsuri the vtuber "because we are fellow vtubers", not as redacted the redacted "because we are fellow redactedbut just talking to someone because they like the same thing as youlike pottery or somethingimagine some mildly obese japanese schoolgirl out there who is LINE friends with her buddy NS氏 who is her diet buddy and they encourage each other
>>24097007Luna and I don't care who else just roll a die
Do you guys actually like Korone here or is it just a meme?
>>24097048Matsuri's personality is a great fit for rurudo's lewd designs.
>>24097053you'll have to wait minimum 5 years then
>>24096318noel's roomate
>>24097069Just a meme desu
>>24097007Subaru and Kaoru
>>24096918Only real Lunafags know this but she has an IRL YouTube channel so even if she retired from vtubing she will still be there.
>>24097053YOU need to retire
>>24097069korone is fine, it's the "people" who like her
>>24097001again?
>>24097069She's looked down upon by some people here for her hardcore EOP pandering, but I won't deny she's my favorite.
Valorant sure looks like trash. Is this some cs mod or what.
>>24097007This feel wrong, i can't answer this, sorry.
>>24097085it looks really fucking bad but it's alright to play
>>24097085Counter Strike by league of legend creator korean edition with overwatch skills
>>24097078Luna has another channel?
>>24097007Rushia and Coco
>>24097053As 35p, I think Mikochi will deliver on something like that. She's really good at selling emotional moments. Either way I love her a lot. It'll be sad for me, but I know it'd be sad for her too.
>>24097085It's only watchable if it's a high level player, and even then pretty much every other modern shooter is more entertaining to watch.
>>24097007Ayame and Mel
Why do the Japanese hate FPS?
>>24097059Its technically still in beta, they have more maps they just haven't released them yet.
>>24097069She's okay. I like her personality more than her content. Her bandwagon fans are the worst though.
>>24097007Okayu and Korone
>>24097093Literally all the things I hate.
>>24097066I figure the same way as anyone else, just using an unrelated handle. Assuming they do that at all, of course. Between streaming and social media I feel like this takes a lot of their time and attention.
>>24097093China* editionwith backdoor installations for future state use
>>24097069I can't deny she is cute and I love her weird love of western culture but the contrarian in me really does hate how popular she's gotten cause she's attracted so many obnoxious shitters
>>24097069She has more enjoyable moments than bad, too bad EOP's and now SOP's will ruin her
>>24097069I dislike her content but she's alright as a chuuba. I just hate video games and that's obviously a majority of what she does.
>>24097093+rootkit
>>24097075By me!
>>24097101They don't, they just don't play them that much due to how much consoles have dominated the Japanese game market compared to PCs. And even now they're slowly getting more into them as they buy more PCs and PC ports for JP games become more popular.
>>24097094Yeah. Good luck finding it though unless some anon wants to link it for you.
matsuri...
>>24097071>>24097053I wish she never said the n word and silently graduated
>>24096341I remember a video I once saw of a dude coming back home, his girlfriend or wife didn't give him much attention when he came back, but the two Japanese girls that where having a stay in his home hurried up to him to salute and hug him, I was thinking, that is how it should be...
>>24097107So they just copy their roommates?
>>24097069I like her, it's the chat that's fucking cancer
What new animal species does the 5th gen need?
>>24097069She is good in small doses.
>>24097094姫森ルーナ前世I'll give you these key words. How you use them is up to you.
>>24097142Alpaca to rival the sheep.
>>24097069Nobody hates her. Anon here just hated her pandering fans especially those people who keep spamming in the chat and demand something from her. Worst if it's not a member. I mean I guess, that can be said to all hololive channels in general.
>>24097142Dino
>>24097142Mea
>>24097069I love her but she has the worst fanbase and it's not even close.
>>24097140She chooses to interact with said chat so she's no better
>>24097142We need dolls
>>24097078I know about her other youtube channel where she has membership and locks all her videos to members but I don't know about any IRL ones, can you give me any hint on where to start digging?
>>24097115Honestly anon, the healthy skepticism is better for you than blind obsession. I like her even if she's not in my top choice. It's really almost always fanbases that end up ruining things for people
Festifal got no scope'd
>>24097142Lizard
>>24097142Goblin
>>24097142Popular media archetypes-Henshin-Magical Girl-Ninja-Samurai-Yankee
>>24097142Furries
https://mobile.twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1268378274280828930This is me. Literally me. No other vtuber can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. Artia could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this vtuber is me. This vtuber is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this vtuber is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and Artia side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at Artia every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see Artia every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to Artia. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday that Artia is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with Artia and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar Artia is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw Artia, I had an existential crisis. What if this vtuber was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this vtuber actual became aware of my existence? Did this vtuber have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>24097171We get it Artist, you like shitting in our shitting grounds
>>24097171RISU.....RISU NO!
>>24097160I found her real real one on 5ch in the Luna anti threads (yes, each Holo has their own anti-thread). Good luck.
>>24097069she's only good when paired with Okayu.
>>>/wsg/3497808cute zion
>>24097171You shoot me or I shoot you, whichever is fine just choose
>>24096978tough luck faggot because Miko is eternal
>0-10back to apex 5v5 competitive FPS is too much for them
>>24097171>rawrrrrrrrrrrr
>>24097171We get it ArtiaNow go away
>>24097137>>24097137Think that was Marie Kondo, and he ignored is old busted wife and went straight to hug the superior Asian women
>>24097157This is a double-edged sword. If she chooses not to interact, her good and loyal fans will be affected to it as well.
>>24097142Male
>>24097142Hyena
>>24097182BASED
>>24097131she already decided not to quit before even starting her GTAV playthough and now she's more confident than ever before. Like it or not, Miko will be with us for years and years, even after your favorite graduates
At least Matsuri is taking her corners a little tighter now
>>24097171
>>24097069I actually like video games so naturally she's the one that I became the most invested in. Don't really care too much about the chat since I'm usually focused on what she's doing on-screen, and I think some people here exaggerate it, but I can't deny there's definitely some cancer in there. I think her interacting with foreigners is actually pretty adorable even if it attracts some undesirables. It's obvious she genuinely loves western stuff and I'm happy that she's found an outlet for it through the gaijin horde.
>>24097201Don't jinx it.
>>24097142More importantly.Gen 5 when?
>>24097142i hope we get
>>24097186Thank God, it's been like 2 streams and I'm already putting on modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R and phone "watching"
>>24097214ハァハァ!るるだ!
What spanish words would you like your chuuba to say? mine is sopa or la come xd
Matsuri getting violated on stream
>>24097220but unironically i'd like a girl like lulu in hololive
>>24097214LU** WILL BE THE NEW GEN0 MEMBER
>>24097221Buen Cebo
>>24097221Fuck off Juan
>>24097214LELOUCH DA
>>24097227Why? She barely even do any collabs.
JOPs are just as bad. You just can't read it
>>24097142Owl
>>24097214RURU!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8BPAvkwkM&feature=youtu.beHow does Haachama even live in Aussie? Let alone study there? She can't even read words with alternating caps what the fuck?
>>24097221Bonjour
>>24097235So?She's basically Korone, but not annoying and actually entertaining.
Gyaru generation when?
>>24097227we already have Korone
uuhhhh based?https://youtu.be/NYhnGbVhJqw?t=7381
>>24097231HILO LATINO TIME
>>24097190yeah probably, I don't think i will ever see the video again, It was probably a webm
>>24097237It's so fucking dumb when they spam BAN and センシティブ every time Noel opens her mouth.
>>24097243Lulu is boring as hell with that soft ass voice.
>>24097243>actually entertainingLul* fags actually believe this
>>24097238I can get behind this Owlgirls are fucking cute
>>24097245I can only hope...
At what point does management step and in save choco from herself?
>>24097183Shion is my daughterwife
>>24097238Actual based choice
>>24097069She's my favorite. I don't really care about the chat. I just ignore them anyway. At the end of the day, I'm just doing it for her adorable avatar and her cute voice. That's enough to entertain me.
>9pm on the west coast>spics come out
>>24097256>>24097257>SHE'S NOT SCREAMING MEMES SO SHE'S BORINGKoronefags in a nutshell.
CHOCO??!
>>24097241I don't like her 3D model, she looks fat
how much longer till they can use the 3D studio again? I need more 3D OkaKoro
>>24097243Based
>>24097267I'm a Subarufag but alright. Nice job defending Lul*
>>24097069I did until she blocked me on her channel for no apparent reason. Zero insults, no spam, I've even sent a supacha though I don't actively watch every stream.And then one day I was watching retards spamming with no action taken while I noticed that nothing I posted was showing up in her chat scrolling on the screen. What a fucking bitch.
>>24097142I'd vouch for Danchou's idea of having a Dullahan girl for next gen
So holobros, how would you improve holo management m. I trust yagoos goodwill but I don’t think he has experience handling drama.
>>24097261They let pekora be in a stupid casino minigame for 9 hours dude
>>24097279>Subaruyou're not exactly proving that point wrong.
>>24097238Ptilopbro...
>Matsuri chat filled with league niggersRiot was a mistake
>>24097261According to Sensei her sleep cycle was messed up by the ARK collab yesterday. She slept after their failed BOSS raid and woke up late last night.
>>24097265Dude it's like midnight in central america and South America...
I'll purge every spics from your favorite chuuba.
>>24097243I know. I just feel the important part of hololive are those collabs and how they interact with each other. If you watch any Holo you will eventually learn about others but Lulu streams never brought me to anyone.
>>24097060I love Towa!
>>24097279>I'm a SubarufagBut that's even worse
>>24097248The best Monster Hunter is on the 3DS and Coco probably missed that for being a Nintendo hater.
>>24097286What point? I like girls with energy. That doesn't not make Lul* a boring cunt.
Is Choco really a school nurse? Why does she act like she's lonely when faculty members are probably lining up to date her?
The pride can't catch a break lately...
>>24097292Am I the only one who says ''Hi Risu'' when they cross path with a tree rat?
>>24097283How would 3D model work? They would have to render her head separately and link it to a "helmet" device so she can remove it from her neck.
>>24097060She's pretty alright. One of the girls I'd like to learn more about currently>>24097069She's in my top 3 since she's the girl most into playing a variety of video games while laughing off many frustrating moments. Watching her complete Dragon's Lair solidified that for me and is what made me start trying to catch chuubas live.
>>24097284Put me as manechan. Then I commit sekuhara.
>>24097281Not her fault man. Tell that to her chat mod, and they sometimes chat along as well.
>>24097293She's done a few collabs, but I mean I'm not literally asking for the actual Lulu to come to holo. I want lulu to stay lulu.
why are we bombarded with reddit-tier questionnaires?
>>24097307At least Haato is enjoying herself
>>24097069I don't watch her and I don't hate her. Her voice is a little strange but I'm sure if I watched her I'd get used to it.I rarely play video games which is why I don't watch her channel. However, I have played NV so if she does play it I will be watching her for the first time and I'm looking forward to it.
What's the latest drama/naratives?
>>24097261Korone already did a 20+ hour stream
>>24097318>we
>>24097292>Risu "Build the wall and make Mexico pay for it all" Ayunda
>>24097284Have him invite all the Holos to a mandatory in person meeting. When they are all sitting around a conference table, pull out a pistol and shoot the strongest one in the forehead. The rest will fall in line.
>>24097291basically the best time to be watching for lifeless shitposters
>>24097318Anon is lonely.
>>24097303>Subarufags are EOPsShocking!
>>24097321Search 黙認ベース on nico nico douga
>>24097291I refuse to believe you're actually this retarded. Spics are known to be a plague in the Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California areas
>>24097318>bombarded
Why won't Hololive hire therapists and life coaches for the holo's mental health?
>>24097311Just capture the head on the body then cut it from the model and have the staff drag it around the room.
>Wake up>Choco is still stuck in kusogesensei....
>>24097318Well, where else would you get new material for your spicy youtube channel.
>>24097321you're mom gay
>>24097321Suisei slapped Coco in front of Kanata.
>>24097318It generates some conversation or thoughts, better than most of the thread tbhdesu
>>24097316The day we get a Hololive / Lulu collab stream, this thread will be absolutely wrecked.
>>24097292Ayunda "I talk the language I want" Risu
>>24097262Your daughterwife is my punchbag.
>>24097341Funny you mention this because that’s what nijisanji does. I pray we get an overhaul in staff since I like both companies
>>24097333I don't speak Chinese.
>>24097332Nice projection. What's wrong, anon? Too dead in the 2434 general to post Lulu? Oh wait, even they don't want you faggots there.
>>24097328Bullets can't stop an onion, anon.
>>24097323She just didn't want to sleep because she was dreading her day with the kids.
>>24097182She gets so much more mischievous when it's the two of them. The kind that people like her only do when they're with somebody that makes them comfortable. I like it.
>>24097362didn't she just play more cod
>>24097303I've seen it thrown around before and I completely agree with the idea: Lulu is iyashikei personified.
>>24097318It's to help everyone crystallize their thoughtsIt's a good midday exercise
>>24097362Embarrassing considering she played MW2 yesterday.
In a bizarro world, Ayame would stream everyday
>>24097349>>24097362Both of these are based.
>>24097356Seriously? No meme?Considering the amount of cuubas they have that'd be quite the staff to budget.
>>24097362Whoever invented the tactic of screencapping your own posts and reposting them daily was truly a visionary.
>>24097362I admire this anon's single minded determination to push his narrative even though Miko played MW2 yesterday.
>>24097362she's already playing MW2, why even post it?
>>24097318
>>24097341>therapists and life coachesThose are literally useless. Better give the money directly to holos and it will do more for their mental health.
>>24097254It was a webm, and I'm sure its frequently posted on asian women threads all over 4chan
>>24097361>Subarufags are tribe shitters and EOPsWow!
>>24097292>Doesn't talk a lot when collab with holoJPThe virgin Risu can't win against the Chad Iofi, inb4 "Risu is a shy and introvert girl like pekora"
>>24097326>>24097354Did anyone clip that yet? A timestamp is fine too.
>>24097362You're worse at this than LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN coco narrativefag
>>24097374She used to stream regularly before tho
>>24097343She hasn't been playing Apex though
>>24097307I almost want to fap to this.Almost
>>24097390(You)
No wonder Kanata said yes
>>24097393they're the same person anon
>>24097362>He put "probably" to futureproof itBased narrativebro
>>24097361you got exposed as a retard anon, just give it up.
>>24097376They probably don't need that many.Niji has requirements for everyone to be able to regularly go to the tokyo area. So they just need 1 or 2 people in their headquaters who can schedule meetings if necessary. Most people probably don't use it.
Wait why is Valorant popular?It looks like a shitty CSGO clone.
>>24097405new release
>>24097403(You)
>>24097383>t. FBK
>>24097314Not sure if I'd be able to deal with being a hololive manager. It would be hard to enjoy the holos' streams if I always get to see their real faces. It's one thing to see leaks/doxxes occasionally on /hlg/ and forget about them quickly but seeing them and talking to them all the time would definitely fuck with how I perceive them in their streams.
when did you realize /hlg/ was just a containment thread for EOPs who repeat the same fake narratives everyday and treat the thread as their chat when Korone and Pekora does something because they can't understand anything?
>>24097392I'll try to find it later.
>>24097391Go away Iofi, nuke your BL translation first.
>>24097401I know, it's just fun to participate sometimes
>>24097400That's not that impressive
>>24097413oh fuck offThe Official Discord with YAGOO and Artia in it is the best place to talk about Hololive right now anyway.
>>24097405Gameplay is better.Have 144tic servers with actual functioning hitboxes makes it play so much better than CSGO.Also>CSGO cloneis a 1.6 clone you retarded fagass.
>>24097400Why did they make her a dragon and not a lamia?
>>24097413based nijichad
>>24097315It's definitely her fault. There are no DMs and youtube has shadow bans instead of actual messages of you being blocked or banned is obnoxious.
>>24097421Kanata disagrees
>>24097413Why are you still here then?>inb4 I just come here to shitpost dude xD
>>24097413A week after the split.
>>24097411I would stop enjoying their streams and focus on getting exactly what she wanted (e.g. budgeting for more original songs) and offer to provide wake-up calls and provide dinner on days she streams a lot.
>>24097422Yeah poggers its so pepehands in there omegalul this place is so residentsleeper in comparison
>>24097405Because CSGO is dead
When will we get Sexy Mommy Marine again?https://streamable.com/fvv6pwhttps://streamable.com/j31www
>>24097413>t. EOP 黙って頂戴Anon君
>>24097426>counter strike is a clone of counter strike
>>24097391she's not shy or an introvert but she was really nervous and considering even Coco was afraid of Miko when they first met Risu had no chance, we'll see if Iofi can handle the elite in their inevitable collab
>>24097413>implying all 4chan threads aren't containment threads filled with EOPs holding up fake elitism to pretend they're JSLs who are gatekeeping when nobody here actually understands any Japanese>implying that the holo thread on 5ch isn't also a containment thread>implying that the niji thread on 5ch isn't an even bigger containment thread>implying that the only worth while chuubas to watch aren't sana, kotone, and mea
>>24097413How new?
>>24097430Easily impressed peasant
>>24097069I find her very adorable and she brings a big smile to my face. Also what this guy said: >>24097207
WHYA RE THERE SO MANY FUCKING EOPS IN MATSURI'S CHAT
>>24097447All summer.
Am i the only one that enjoys apex streams? They are pretty fun
>>24097443Valorant is copying 1.6 not csgo you autismal.not that i'd expect your underage twitch faggot ass to understand that. get back to sperging about your chink shit
>>24097426> getting your panties in a twist over Counterstrike
>>24097426it's not a 1.6 clonet. someone who still plays 1.6
>>24097446Kotone is fucking awesome
>>24097457Do you think Lyger regrets what he has done?
>>24097457Band aids
matsuri is pretty bad at valoranti dont think she was expecting the game to be so difficult (relative to her knowledge of FPS)
>>24097413I will never understand why people stigmatize talking about the streams here as they're going on. It's literally the most on-topic discussion one can have.
>>24097292Risu is such a good girl
>>24097457gonna post some ignorant english comments in her chat now
>>24097465I'm going to marry her!
>>24097445>afraid of MikoHow can you be intimidated by an autistic nerd?
>>24097413A month ago when i came here from /v/ thanks to doom and mgs4
This person gets it almost entirely. Doesn't talk enough about her deceptively cute points, but otherwise spot on.
>>24097449She eats grass, so yea
you know this thread is garbage when some anons pretend to like mahjong just to look more "intelligent"
>>24097466deep down but he's a simp so he's happy to have others give his waifu more money than he ever will
>WHYA RE THERE SO MANY FUCKING EOPS IN MATSURI'S CHATLike you?
>>24097473BasedType in spic too for the narrative
mahjong is for intelligent people yes
>>24097482>not liking mahjong ever since saki first came outback to >>>/v/with you
>>24097441Oh shit, Marine played Lifeline?I honestly thought I was the only person in the world that remembered that game.
>>24097482Mahjong is good though, time to go watch/read saki and akagi anon
>>24097482>pretendDo you know what board you're on?
everyone shutup and watch pekora and roboco in 10 minutes
>>24097488Why are Luna posters so based?
>>24097480
>>24097413>when did you realize /hlg/ was just a containment thread for EOPsA few seconds after I came to /jp/ and saw how fast this thread is in comparison to the rest of the board.>who repeat the same fake narratives everydayA few days of lurking later.
>>24097142A tiny jumping spider.
>>24097460>defending valorant which has 2 months left to live
is peko good at apex
>>24097411Well, unlike almost every other actor in vtuber drama, the manager is the only one besides the vtubers NOT doing it for free.
>>24097488何言ってんだこいつ
>>24097482t. never played drunk mahjong with bros and hoes also my aunt and her community club
>>24097509I very much doubt so.
>>24097182I actually like MariKoro more.It's just so natural when they're together.
Bros, Choco's been streaming ARK for 8 hours.Help me doxx her so I can marry her already.
>FPS KING USADA
>>24097497I will when they stream, can't wait to shit up the thread with point by point commentary just to make that one anon happy
>>24097482BASED SHOGI CHAD
>>24097507I wouldn't be surprised if Valorant goes the way of APEX, where it rapidly sinks after a few months but finds a more organic fanbase later down the line.
>>24097510Good job N5 friend
>>24097518So you can bring her food while she plays games all day?
Here's a question for EOPs.If you could show someone who doesn't know anything about hololive 4 clips, which ones would you chose?
>>24097446unironically, 5ch is worst.
>Risu gets a chance with JP hologirls>She becomes nervous, shy and uncomfortable>Moona is a garbling mess>Miko and Roboco is trying their best to save the stream with funny stuff while playing UNO>Stream is flopping and Roboco ends it early You guys realize the stream was suppose to be at least two hours right? The chat wasn't really feeling the ID girls either. I'm really worried for the ID girls, it was a huge disappointment and spells trouble for the future.I'm especially worried with Risu, she's TOO nervous around the hologirls
>>24097480>>24097480Translate please
>>24097458But summer vacation never ends.
>>24097529Can they be translated clips?
>>24097527おまいう
>>24097529aqua's minecraft neighbor parts 1-4
>>24097405Streamer game with agressive marketing. On release they had enabled drops, so a lot of people "watched" streamers to get a few pixels in game. Smart decision from the publisher since OWfags are easier to recruit and CS is timeless combined with streamer promotions. It'll probably have the same fate as Apex, or worse knowing riot is horrible at game management, and unlike mobafags fpsfags are not as loyal.
>>24097527>ちっ超高難易度文法を使用しないと真の日本語じゃない!Stop
>>24097529matsuri band aidskorone tertrismatsuri marine dancepekora map
>>24097488Based
>>24097529> Pekora creates a railgun in Minecraft> Miko doing anything in GTA relating to social distancing> Roberu playing JumpKing or Visage with Luna providing piano BGM> Marine vs Pornhub in Smash
>tfw i got spoiled in the ending of weathering with you just from listening to aqua in her movie streamwtf i thought i was EOP bros? what happened?
>>24097411That's why you request to be the manager of someone other than your oshiYou would be more objective in your feedback and more professional in your conductand matsuri has gone on record that a staff who is a matsuri oshi could come off as creepy and I don't want matsuri to hate meI still like the words an anon used before:The role of the manager is to protect the talent and provide opportunities.which really helps put it into perspective
>>24097405Riot has a lot of money
>>24097533Unironically I think they need to stop playing games with shy girls and focus on more talk focused collabs.Bring in someone like Tamaki who knows how to MC and have her carry out something between the ID girls and JP girls, it would work much better and forces shy girls to actually talk. They'll be nervous but it means they get their moment to shine still.With things like games you're forced to try and speak up, which is harder because you don't want to step on the toes of the other people, which for shy people just makes them back off.Do some shit like telephone or pictionary. You'd think a group of shy girls would understand how shy people work.
>>24097477someone explained it perfectly yesterday, her personality and charm overwhelms you and she ends up stealing the spotlight most of the times, that's why she doesn't collab a lot. Go watch the UNO collab if you don't believe me
HoloEN or gen 5 first.
>>24097533As much as I like this narrative, ID being a poorfag nation means that if they can bait just one weeb, they'll be able to keep putting food on the table.
APEX and Valorant might as well be two different genres, skills in one don't really carry over to the other because the gunplay and movement is so different.
>>24097553imagine trying hard to prove you're not EOP in this place lmao
>>24097533>Risu sees Korone in her chat>She can't do her stream properly nor do the voice impressions without feeling nervous and laughing>Risu gets her big chance and hangs around the big league Hologirls like Miko and Roboco>She barely talks, nervous and can't make the stream entertaining Boys, I think we gotta drop Risu..
>>24097533Honestly just bring Iofi to the main branch, ditch the other two and cancel HoloEN.
>>24097488>worthless lunafag projectingit's all so tiresome
>>24097529Mikoboat is all you need.
>>24097571>>24097571Joke's on you I'm a SOP
>>24097556Pekora is a MAP?!
>>24097570no shit.Games like Valorant are only nice to watch at competitive level
>>24097460Isn't CSGO just 1.6 but with stupid looking guns?
>>24097581no but if you want to fuck her you are
>collab with Peko>starting stream 2 minutes early >collab with Hinata>overslept for 40 minutes
>>24095683>>24095693Just make it SoL
>>24097590Its faster paced too.
>>24097590no, csgo is shit.
>>24097509She was pretty bad in her member's only stream when she tried it out a bit.But her roommate seemed pretty good in a nico video I saw of her
>>24097589She's 111-year-old granny I'm fine.
>>24097529Rise of usada construction3500 year old dragon roasts 3 year old sheep for 3 minutesCoco-chin, why they say i rape girls?Uruha Rushia sneezes but it causes an explosion in your ears
why do featival screams give me a chubby?
>>24097601So this is the power of split personalities...
>>24097482mahjong is actually fun though
so many ears
>>24097592Maybe Roboco got told off my management
>>24097069I think some of her stuff is genuinely entertaining and cute, like Metal Slug and her Cooking sim when she set the kitchen on fire.But I like other holos more because their characters/personalities mesh more with my tastes.
I heard rabbits are good at breeding...
>>24097400Can anyone explain to me why this post is considered on topic, but no other face pictures are, including Matsuri who also publicly streams and shows her face on her other accounts.I would really be interested in what kind of mental gymnastics the mods are doing to justify deleting all IRL posting expect Coco.
>>24097563Do you think she'd feel the same way if said staff member was female?
I'm falling in love with Pekora's eyes. I love how detailed and shiny they are.
Donkey and Rabbit collab!
>>24097617
>>24097621that one's not invited she's smelly
Singing with Mio.
>>24097616her eyes are amazing, she's got the majority of my favorite reactions
>>24097529https://youtu.be/rhd91FmGALghttps://youtu.be/1f1PGJdCJRghttps://youtu.be/ltoYPlWc7aYhttps://youtu.be/XmFVFRKPdDY
>>24097529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVEQjEIxVM
damn pekora actually has her name on originshe was on top of that shit
>>24097616
>>24097575I think it'd be fine if she could get over spilling spaghetti
>>24097613because she's hot breh
Where is Peko perspective.
>>24097582This, it's basically just watching randoms play because the vtuber you're supposed to be watching keeps dying at the start of most rounds.
>>24097602i was kidding anyway
>>24097640Roboco only
why does roboco use english voices?
>>24097613Our narrative was wrong, Coco doesn't browse 4chan, she's one who does it for free!
>>24097567That's Coco though
I love Shions bratty-kid act because her attitude is constantly in conflict with her desire to be scene as a respected, dignified lady. It makes her interactions with the chat interesting, especially when she tries to get away with petty selfish things in Animal Crossing and Minecraft.Pekora's Bratty-kid act is something special, though, because she does such a great job of trailing out exposition and dictating the games events through her bratty little tantrums, and she kept it up during her entire Dragonquest 5 playthrough, and it worked so fucking well (partly because the Hero in Dragon Quest V deals with so much bullshit one after another that he'd probably be whining a throwing a fit right alongside Pekora).
>>24097645A pity. I wanted to watch someone as shit as me in apex.
>>24097352Why would Lulu collab with a holo she barely collabs with nijis?
>>24097482It's not as fun as their Daifogu games, but I'll take it.
>>24097640Would you really want to watch her try to play an FPS?
>apex>valorant>whatever the fuck roberu is playingI swear it's been dead hours for like the past week
>>24097648>Coco's just looking out for her senpaisBased
>>24097653anon.....
>>24097529I'd show them the least appealing clips so that they lose any interest they might've had, after all if they didn't find holos by themselves in the first place then they probably don't care enough about chuubas anyway, last thing i want is some normie EOP watching my favorite holo
>>24097652
>>24097516not as fun without the yuri baiting
>>24097667This
FACTS:Valorant is miles better than stupid shitty low skill CSGO.
please vote http://poal.me/j1nrws
>>24097659YesI don't really mind shitty FPS player as long as they make it entertaining
>>24097667based
>>24097649they've a similar style but Coco has way more initiative, also is funny how Miko's a japanese trying to be american while Coco's an american trying to be japanese
>>24097582Still shit even at competitive level. Reason is the fking map because it looks bland, dull and boring chokepoints. Its like Inferno but worst.
>>24097672That's not saying much
Choco.....please.....I need to sleep.....I've been awake for 8 hours now.....
https://youtu.be/IrwZ7477wuE>They removed the Pekora clip because it was a nintendo clipThe absolute state of chuubas
That's funny, the big bad is literally 5ch.Also vtubers are not still images, but some clips that announce special attacks. https://twitter.com/CompileHeartWeb/status/1255013969049219074
>>24097667This is the only correct response
>>24097680This is the biggest reason why I want a MikoCoco collab outside of Ark. Miko is the only one annoyingly overwhelming enough to counter Coco.
>>24097684Ufufu...Choco-sensei is not going to let you sleep tonight~
>>24097685Hololive is finished
>>24097439literally the most popular it's ever been
>>24097698csgo peaked a couple years agonobody really cares about it but they still play it because there was nothing else
>>24097688this looks like dogshitwhere's HoloFighters from ArcSys
>>24097688which holos will be in this again?
>>24097685
>>24097701>csgo peaked a couple years agonot in terms of players actually playing the game
>>24095150where's suisei (granded tetas)?
People keep drawing PPT in her kusodasa shirt even though not even she ever got one herself. Meanwhile Watame bought Coco's shirt and Coco bought Korone's shirt.
>>24097566I like how you're thinking, that everyone needs a chance to shine. However we don't know how fast holoID's vocab would get exhausted in a talk.I think a karaoke collab would be better. Everyone gets a turn to sing and you get the chance to praise each other's singing which comes off as humble and it helps foster friendship.Also, music is more universal so everyone can enjoy it more.
Aki has a smell fetish for rabbitshttps://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1268773705393422337
>>24097707Licensed games are NG for streaming?
>>24097711coronavirus
>>24096804Miko is clearly gay, so Miko.
>>24097688Oh, crap, are the holos going to play the nep game on stream?
>level 12at least peko doesn't play apex secretly like korone
>>24097725Miko is an old man using a voice changer
>>24097651Pekora's bratty attitude is why I like her so much.I love how when she played smash, she would always make people taunt or bow in respect before a fight just to sucker punch them but ultimately get destroyed.There's something about people who use underhanded tactics and failing miserably for comedic effect that's just so gratifying to watch, even if it's an obvious act.
>>24097720 Based. She really is Seldarine chosen people.
>>24097691Miko invited her to her room during her 3D anniversary stream and now that the lockdown is lifted it's definitely going to happen, an offcollab between those two will be a lot of fun
>>24097720Pecor...
https://twitter.com/kokechansama/status/1268174212553863170semen demon
how can anyone watch a fast paced 30fps stream that looks like this?
>>24097704https://www.compileheart.com/vvv/guest/
>>24097674No vote on this poll instead. http://poal.me/4y4g8g
>>24097616I like them for the same reason but also hate Okayu's eyes for the same reason.
>>24096804pekora, i'm willing to bet it all based on something she's said in her past life
https://twitcasting.tv/natsuiromatsuriGet in here Matsurisus
>>24097732>smashNow that no one can stream nintendo games anymore I kinda miss smash
>>24097717Singing collabs work too.I don't think talks would be that bad, especially since they're able to preplan these things, simple talking points work pretty well if they go in an interview format. Someone like Moona can preplan her talking points so she doesn't need to respond off the cuff. It limits what she can do, but it works better than what we got from her.And at the same time someone like Iofi is given more leeway to ab-lib as she goes along.I mean its not as "fun" of a stream as other ideas could be as this is a much safer option. But when you're dealing with people who can't communicate and are shy, you need something for facilitate that conversation. Singing is one way, but you also lack any real character when its just people singing. You don't get to learn about the ID girls if you're just hearing them sing a cover of let it go.
>>24097732>There's something about people who use underhanded tactics and failing miserably for comedic effect that's just so gratifying to watchYou're going to love thishttps://youtu.be/ZIlJVmrICpk
>>24097720i like aki more now
>used to fantasize about being happy with cute anime girls before going to sleep, because why not>try to do the same lately with the holos>too depressed and jaded to even picture myself having a good timeEnjoy the little things /jp/, even if it doesn't seem possible things could get worse
>>24097739I don't care about the fps or the graphics when people I like are playing
Someone stop Choco Sensei please
>>24097744>something she's said in her past life???
https://twitcasting.tv/natsuiromatsuriFestival...
>>24097736I hope alcohol is involved.
>>24097754she cant be saved anymore anon, it way to deep just like her hole
Since Mario Kart is probably a no no, how about CTR? Do japs like Crash?
>>24097740WHERE IS MEL?!
>>24097534A little out of my depth, but here's what I have without pouring over a japanese word database:>hololive's prankster cat>boku musume(important)>Many gameplay streams that run for long, but with a laidback way of talking, unimaginable sense for wordplay, and strength in conversation that won't let her listeners get bored>A precise, stress-free way of playing. More than that, she makes sure to go and properly see/collect all the interesting points in the game for the sake of her viewers.>Many songs, and her singing power is high-spec. In collabs she matches her partner, and livens it up at those spots(Unsure about this part honestly).>Personally speaking she's "If one of my relative's kids had a friend like her, that'd be the best(Or is it: "If one of my relatives had a kid like her?")." rank 1.
PEKO!
FPS KING USADA
pekora actually did somethingshes better than half of hololive already
FPS_KING_USADA
FPS_King Usada
Pekora pretend to be suck at FPS
>>24097711It turned free
>>24097766OKITE MIKOCHI
Mea in hololive when?
>>24097773She played APEX plenty of times last year
>pretends to be shy and introvert>pretends to be bad at FPS大草
>>24097740Pretty good selection but could have got some better over aqua, marine and korone
>>24097777why would a successful independent ever want to go corporate?
>>24097777Never she wouldn't fit it in
>>24097777When MeaPro goes bankrupt
>>24097773She prepared with the high action gameplay of Detroit.
Subaru.. I miss you...
>>24097779Miko narrative
>>24097660Roberu is waiting for Luna to get out her piano before he streams anything based
>>24097781Because she'll replace Yagoo
>>24097777SOON
>>24097688Why is it always Compile Heart that does these big collabs? They don't have enough money to upgrade their graphics yet they are able to do more collabs than other game companies for some reason.
>>24097779Pekora is the fakest chuuberI wouldn't be surprised if she's actually a man too.
>>24097782her best friend is here
>>24097786kusa shy introvert
>>24097765matches singing partner to liven up the collabrelative's kid
>>24097777When MeaPro takes over Cover.
.>>24097754How does she do it? What is it about ARK that she enjoys so much? She'll end up with blood clots at this rate and so will I.
>>24097777When the Chinese money dries up.
>>24097791Are you trying to tell me Miko is not a lesbian?
>>24097795NoriPro will be first.
>>24097794Phew, that last one was driving me crazy, thanks.
>>24097795>Literal STD infested whore who showers once every 3 weeks takes over Cover in a hostile takeover>Cover suddenly becomes actually capable of handling sexual harassment charges and working with nintendo to secure streaming rights
Is fps king usada actually better than aqua?
>>24097792Mea's trash gobline personality clashes with the idol like image holo want to have. She also has no problem talking about past boyfriends.
i know jp artists use abbreviations for their art when they don't want it to appear in tags, but i can't find any for the holos, does anyone have a list or something
https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1268774362343026688?s=19Suisui....
>>24097808anonchama...
>>24097808>Tries to make idols>Gets absolute shit on by a trash goblin They had a chance to be successful with Aqua, but they ruined her potential.
>>24097791Next you'll try to tell me she isn't even from Pekoland.
>>24097777why would mea want to start giving away 30% of her money to an incompetent corp when she could instead keep her money
>>24097533Several other Niji/Holos had the same sort of shyness early on whether from introversion or being starstruck by early collabs. They all got over it, most became the most open and ambitious afterwards, even.
>>24097806Mea is gap moe. She's a pretty shy and laidback person despite her crude comments.
Why did chat start Matsuri on Hoshikawa?
>>24097745>Still talking about hoshikawaSomeone save this girl please
>>24097803How else would you inteprate親戚の子供?Just trying to see if I can clear up anything for you
>>24097799Miko's an old man IRL, they're a gay couple
>>24097828
>>24097809Follow the lewd artists, eventually they'll retweet one
>>24097821There are some mouth-breathing retards who are probably too autistic to understand subtlety when handling emotional topics
>>24096868I wouldn't be so sure. Haato seems to have really normalfag tendencies and opinions when it comes to dating and boys' fashion. Just check out her stream with Hoshikawa on that.
>>24097828That's hot.
Roboco...
Reminder to do your reps and not to trust google translate. It is extremely unreliable.
>>24097828Love this artist
>>24097241Try reading and comprehending a normal Japanese sentence with alternating hiragana and katakana. It will give you pause.
>>24097765僕っ娘-bokukkoAnd the 3rd one "Matches her streaming partner and livens up the situation" would be a good one
my wife and her sister playing APEX soonhttps://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1268764327869181952?s=20
>>24097808Hololive already has an identity crisis. The streamer culture they have with frequent cursing and degeneracy clashes directly with the idol image they're ostensibly trying to push. Most real idols don't talk the way holos do in public.
>>24097837>Those armpitsMUH DICK
>>24097827It was the particle に. Originally I had it right, but then I doubted it and went back because it seemed like a weird thing to say. I was thinking like "If their kid had her with/near(に ) them." Rather than "In the position of a relative's child" But I wasn't sure whether が or に would be right.
>Watch Artia for the 1st time>She's also a retardOh no I like her now.
>>24097837I do my reps but it's hopeless. I can't win against the girl with a book.
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1268778871135956993?s=19Korone...?
lmao matsuri's entire place must just be filled with gifts from listeners huh
>>24097850Did you follow her quick easy hour long tutorial to sign into bilibili yet?
Roboco has 10k viewers!She's inclining
>>24097852She's getting married AGAIN?
>>24097749> Added bonus of it being HoshikawaYeah, that's the good stuff.Hoshikawa needs to get the shit fucked out of her for being a disrespectful kouhai desu
>>24097841Damn, I know the word bokukko, yet I always want to write it as boku musume. I think I just haven't accepted that it's an actual word, and not some kind of nerd slang.Situation sounds a lot better than spot. Thanks.
>>24097837脇種付け
>>24097845It's a feature not a bug
Anyone saw what server they're in?I wanna play with them
>>24097852Okakoro marriage time
Pekora will kill Roboco...
>>24097851keep going anon
>>24097845Mea would just make the identity crisis worst. She talked about which fake idol look-alike she likes to watch on pornhub.
>>24097852She gained custody
>>24097852She's still teasing this good news of hers, huh? It must be something pretty fucking cool.
>>24097766>wow!
>>24097852I can't believe the doggerino is graduating...
>>24097850Why does she slur her words? Does she have a lisp or braces, I cant tell
>>24097862pretty much>>24097845the point of hololive, even if it wasn't like this originally is balancing this two things and make a fun mix of it
>>24097852I can't believe Okayu said yes
>>24097878She just got her retainers
>>24094950
>>24097852Did she finally git gud at that racing game?
>>24097878She's asian.
>>24097871My dude, the MANAGER openly dais which ero magazine he likes more.I know the "yagoo ruined dream" is a good meme but the truth is that he has embraced this weird turn that his project took.
>>24097878sounds like a lisp.
>>24097837>Be google translate-kun>translate chinese decently>sound like you're having a stroke when translating japanese
>>24097853the problem is gifts are material and what she wants is emotional and spiritual. she was spoiled as a kid clearly, mum giving her 2 bentos a day and having the allowance she did to buy that much food. she can't meet her emotional needs with success and long distance love
>>24097868There can only be one rabbit, peko.
>>24097852Maybe a collab with a developer/designer? she follows and is recognized by a bunch of them
>>24097856I have Bilibili account already for chinkthots viewing pleasure. I had help from a chinkfriendo
>>24097888Please stop I'm not allowed to masturbate at work
i drank way too much bwos...
>>24097834If haato wasn't in Australia I wouldnt be so sure but given her situation I don't think she considers talking to anyone in that country. It's obvious she's a normalfag but that doesn't mean she's been with boys.
>>24097900Niceu!
>>24097878She sounds so fucking dorky
>>24097749God I want her to bully me then when she gets used to the dynamic I suddenly turn the tables on her and she starts getting more and more desperate then we enter a nice relationship and hold hands
>>24097866I wish but we still need to do more to push for gay marriage in Japan
>>24097907She's not a weeb
>homostars regularly have 300+ viewers nowim so proud of my boys....
>>24097908Festival...
>>24097893In google translate-kun's defence, japanese is a really shitty language compared to chinese.It's a shame that flawed languages are easier to wield. English is horrifying when you stop and consider the way people use it.
>>24097848Consider "relative's kids" as a group of like 6 kids across 3 or so cousins.Does that help to make sense of it? That it'd be great if okayu was among this group of 6 kids.
peko is really good at any 2 person collab
>>24097888Aki is very lewdable.
>>24097914Japanese is so nice phonetically compared to Chinese but Chinese has a much smarter writing system unfortunately
Did someone rip Fubuki and Marine's Radio show already? I missed the release and I can't find any in the archive.https://hibiki-radio.jp/description/skdw/detail
I wish I could make her happy, bros...
>>24096967This outfit looks good on her, but I can't bring myself to save it because of the painful memories associated with her and hoshikawa.
>>24097928Just give her alcohol and let her rub against you until she falls asleep, it's really that easy
>>24097926I wish I knew how to use the ripping tool
>>24097895she's thouroughly menhera, or a classic needy codependence seeking crazy ex-gf type as you might describe it in English. No real person no matter how attentive and available and loving is likely to fix her blatant personality defects. Not that she couldn't still have some fun being in relationships and whatever, but most people don't ever sotsugyou from their menhera if that's who they are, it's generally just too core to how they operate as people.
>>24097921Fuckit, this place is big enough to find a secluded corner area for a jerken
Her smug game is getting stronger recently
>>24097928If you write her a fan letter and post it to hololive corp's gifts department it would make her happy.
>>24097941let me see her smug when she get disconnected from the final boss
>>24097926they weren't good, marine is usually a very quick wit but she was nervous as fuck or something and was floundering the entire time. Plus most of the content is stuff that you would have heard before plenty if you've watched very much of their streams.
https://youtu.be/rZpdohOMr6UI am not a Towa man but Kanata made her out to be quite cute here. I’ll give her archives a look
>Miko's a japanese shrine maiden who has short tongue, trying to be an american>Coco's an american dragon who has long tongue, trying to be a japanesegrass
>>24097908> Cute Stacy character model> Cute Stacy IRLI completely understand why Festival loves her now
>>24097941It looks like the Aki / Towa collab will continue their playthrough of the Watchers horror game
Damn, aqua used to do THAT?
I must work. anon you shall watch aki gorilla's in my place.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlI9xjp2Ak
>>24097933I would if I physically could. I'd take her hiking around the world to all the places I've visited, let her see amazing and inspiring vistas and seascapes, set up home firework festivals, cook for her, cuddle her whenever she needs it...There's so much I wish I could do
https://twitter.com/tsukishitakaoru/status/1268785222142713856Kaoru trying to protect Iofi from the no-nos
>>24097928actually do write her a letter, she's into that shit
>>24097950Miko proved she was a real American today. She didn't hesitate for a second to pull the trigger.https://streamable.com/xxlhe7
>>24097956I wish i was a better artist... theres so many things I want to draw with subaru... all these visions but no skill to materialize them.
>>24097951she's not a stacy irl, maybe her personality but she's pretty plain in the way she looks and dresses.
>>24097950Like a pottery
>>24097960And you can do all those things if you set your mind to it.Just leave my fuck buddy out of it
>>24097956Give me the link
>>24097948I just want the MP4file for archiving since they there's no archive for Hibiki that I know of.>>24097937Are you in Linux? Download the files in https://github.com/kazuhikoh/hibikiradio.. I tried with Mobaxterm but the there's an issue with xargs there.then run the command below:bash hibikiradio.sh download skdw <filename>.mp4
>>24097944>>24097968I'll definitely do at least that much, along side my project. I'll get to it
>>24097969I want her to play Spec Ops the Line but I'm afraid she's gonna shrug at the phosphorus scene, call them collateral casualties and move on...
>>24097973I thought she was pretty cute desu
Towa...
>>24097916That does help. Plurals throw me off sometimes.
>>24097969>"Okay"Gets me every time
>>24097990She is absolutely going to laugh her ass off while having the time of her life.Didnt you see how excited she was today killing all those third worlders in MW2?
>>24095614>>24095707>>24095740>Not posting the superior design
>>24097990Crysis 1 and 2 might be fun for Miko because of the anime powers you get from the suit. And she could choke koreans.
I can't believe Luna bullied Haachamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN0x34GPgs
>>24097834If she really is as attractive as her colleagues make her out to be, I would bet she has had boyfriends in middle school. She used to twitcast in middle school as well and didn't have any reservations about collaborating with guys either so I wouldn't put it past her.
AKI JUST SAID HOLAAKI JUST SAID HOLA
>>24097969>follow what your allies are doing>fail missionWhat kind of shitty moralfag game is this?
>>24097986I'm using Windows 10 and I'm a retard when it comes to these things.
>>24098020she has spoken spanish, french, chinese, and english before
>>24098025Only in censored versions.
>>24098025Don't bully the third world's anon. They dont understand what freedom is like so they censor their games.
>>24098006Oversized sleeves are the best
>>24098025JP got a censored version of that mission, on burgerland you can still kill every civilian
>>24098025The Japan and Germany kind.
>>24098025Japanese version. It's censored.
>>24098025Japanese and German versions of the game are censored.Trust me, she was upset as we were.She wanted to play the game in English but Battle.net defaulted to Japanese.
>>24098025Only the big bad axis countries got the moralfag version of MW2
>>24098019Why isn't as successful as in Australia then?
>>24098028SOPs literally dumpstering EOPs right now
>>24098006That's pretty good, color scheme needs work though.
>>24098035Damn it I just imagined one of those doggo memes with 1944 axis and 2020 axis. Fucking Coco.
>>24098025How does this mission play in the censored version? Just a walking simulator until the end?
>>24098026You could try to install https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/wsl/install-win10and as I said before just download the zip file from github and run the command I gave. I wish I could but I'm on W7.
>>24098019she's been doxxed, she's not particularly ugly or pretty. The most distinctive thing about her is probably that she's underweight, she has really skinny limbs by my reckoning.And whatever shit she got up to as a middle schooler she pretty believably doesn't have shit going on now.
>>24098030>Be American>Police can't shoot black criminals due to backlash from media and twitter>get your business destroyed by some monkeyI guess as 3rd worlder I will never know this kind of freedom, still better than the rest of the world though
AAAAAAAAAAAA MATSURI IS TOO CUTE I'M FALLING BROS
>>24098039Because she's out of her element. Even the most outgoing type can close themselves off when that happens. >>24098049No one has seen her face yet so I wouldn't be so sure.
>>24098051>be third worlder >someone destroys your business because he can>cops don't do anything because they're corrupt and incompetent >cant shoot them because using deadly force against people breaking into your house is illegalMuch better.
looks like her hoshikawa shirt is in
>>24098052Quick, watch her male collabs!
>>24097533I suppose that's the problem with hiring people who are fans, they'll get star struck when they first get to collab. This is probably one of the reasons why the no collab in the first month rule exists, but maybe management needs to spell out to the chubas that you should build a relationship off camera first, so that you don't fuck up in front of it.
>>24097969Makes me laugh how she was so neutral when watching a crowd getting massacred but immediately screams "No!" at Makarov once he executes a couple of surrendered civilians. Elite brain works in mysterious ways.
>>24098045wait, so do you need help doing >>24097986 ? I'm on linux
>>24098019Didn't she go to an all girls school though?
>>240980601 death is a tragedy. 1000 deaths is just a statistic
>>24097971i rarely see any lewd Subaru pictures. you got any?
>>24098055you can shoot people that invade your home in the philippines, at least where I live
>>24098051>Police can't shootThat's why you make friends with Koreans and Mexicans.
>>24098062Girls at all girls schools are even thirstier than normal.
>>24098067>flip talking shot about literally anyone elseHahahaha
How much longer does Choco Sensei go? Taking bets now
>>24098058I don't mind them
>>24098064Someone should sing a song about this.
>>24097749lmao this is literal porn
>>24098061Yup just need help downloading the file for archiving purpose.
>>24098067it's legal to own gun in there?
>>24098066no. Maybe ill draw up a shitty short comic this weekend. I have an idea that might just work.
>>24098055My comment was about the weirdness of american reality and not about putting my reality above anyone's, if anything I said America is better, werid, but better.
>>24098078based on trends, at some point she may never stop
This is the round
>>24097967https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu/status/1268789999119380480Even Roberu's trying to protect her
>>24098045Alright I'll try that when I get home in 7 hours. Search the archive for skdw mp4 later unless the other anon does it sooner.I'll post them in the future if I can do it on my own.
WOO!
>>24097992FPS KING
>>24098006I've been looking for this, and I've been longing to lick her delicious 4chan armpits. Thanks anon.https://files.catbox.moe/yzq4xn.png
pekora is good at fps?
>>24098075I wasn't the first poster, just saying not all 3rd world shitholes are made the same.>>24098085yes, and it's also stupidly easy to get black market firearms if you know the right people
I'm tempted to give Choco a nice large akasupacha just so I can finally sleep.
>Pekora did more damage than RobocoFPS KING
>>24097986Here you go https://files.catbox.moe/n1eq2h.mp4
>>24098105FPS KING
Based peko, btfo’ing the shitty robot.
>>24098105>he doesn't know about FPS_KING_Usada
>>24098105She's a PUBG veteran
>Robo's stream ended before sensei. Being Chocomate is suffering.
>>24098028She also spoke russian, at least she knows "privet" and "poka", and "Katyusha" song.https://youtu.be/8byWkEDADVU?t=7365
>>24098111>>24098098Thanks.
>>24098111basado
Why are the subs so shit when the viewerbase is so huge?
>Towa has two APEX streams scheduledAt least it's not Valorant...
>>24098071Eh I still doubt it, I guarantee if she goes back to japan for college she'll meet someone really quick but for now I think she hasn't really had opportunities to be with guys.
>>24098111nice you did it soonergood man
>>24098037Speaking of, is WaW banned in Japan? I heard it was but then I heard its not. Do you think she'd even play it?
>>24098126translation isn't easy work, usually thankless and low pay, and a lot of subbers are N4-N5 tier ESLs
>>24098059Maybe the reason Iofi is less nervous than Risu is because she basically has nothing to lose after her shit start
>>24098126The larger the viewerbase, the larger the crowd of people who want to stroke their e-peen.
>>24098126most of the audience doesn't need subsno barrier of entry either, plenty of people just running shit through machine translation and calling it a day
>>24097732>There's something about people who use underhanded tactics and failing miserably for comedic effect that's just so gratifying to watch, even if it's an obvious act.This is why I prefered the villains to the heros in cartoons as a child, and why I also cheer for the villains in wrestling.
>>24098108Do it
stop choco you have been playing fucking ark for ten hours straight
FBK is going to stream Apex again in 30 minutes?
>>24098135Yes it's banned in Japan. No I don't want Miko to play it, too risky.
>>24098108How would that change anything?
>>24098154another day of no supas then
>>24098135It was only banned for a short while I think. I doubt Miko will ever touch it though, banned or not.
>>24098121i missed the monopoly streams, that's pretty cute
i can’t watch korone anymore because of you guysshes reddit personified and i don’t know how i didn’t see it before
>>24098165Your loss
>>24098165Good decision
>>24098165same except for Aqua
>>24098121Everyone knows Katyusha
>>24098165good
https://youtu.be/IFW1cDK7XFkDo you ever feel bad for Matsuri? Imagine being bullied like this.
>>24098165it means you were one of the bandwagoners who hopped into this fad because of handpicked cute clipsyour commitment to this is shallow and you'll probably leave soon anyway
>>24098165https://twitter.com/cyngapra/status/1268528917943468034?s=20
>>24098165>Imagine being so scared of reddit you stop watching your chuuba
>>24098165You made the right decision. Invest in someone better like Rushia instead.
>>24098165Just kill yourself if your ego is that fragile.
>>24098165Good decision, look at all the redditors you triggered.
Aki.. please pick up The Sims and stop doing ARK
friendship with korone: endedpekola is best friend now
>>24098174>Matsuri is a virginSo she's a pure maiden after all.
>>24098165She doesn't even know what reddit is anon.to her it's all funny foreigners.
>>24098191how new?
>>24098194I don't watch Matsuri because she's annoying.
any holo play rimworld ?
>>24098191She is a virgin because she is disgusting
>>24098165based
>>24098198I'll give you a world of rimming
>>24098174Why does Hoshikawa say 童貞? I thought that was reserved for guys and 処女 was the version for girls.
>>24097979https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=163916
>>24098198Okayu's sister
>>24098206ゲイ
>>24098206coco pls
>>24098155>>24098162Good thing Black ops has a loose connection, if she were to notice it anyways
>>24098196sure but you have to be new to this thread if you didn't realize this by now, it's talked about practically every thread
>>24098165Stop falseflag pekofag
>>24098193>HEY GUYS!
>>24098208まつりはおっさnでs
>>24098138THE SHITTEST START
>>24098221UNSUBSCRIBED!!!
>Check random fanpages for Holos>Suisei fanpage posted the kanata banner (https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1268774362343026688?s=20))>One of the replies has the depression edit for suisei, with a caption detailing her losing her tetris streams and now kabaya>He has a h*shikawa profile pictureAll is revealed...
>>24098213Nice tits
>>24098209Good lord
>>24098213nice filename
>>24098165just watch her in collabs. Depending on who she's with she goes for a sharper, less cutesy character.
>>24098208that's the joke
>>24098174Ish, Matsuri...
>>24098165Her intentions are good though. You can't expect her to know about our weird internet culture.
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1268796681434222594Subaru...
>>24098174Matsuri already has donated over a thousand dollars to Hosikawa...
>>24097533the 4 person collab didn't help matters tooshe didn't know when to speak when miko and roboco keeps talking to each other even if they're just trying to fill the airshe was too afraid of being disrespectful and moona can't help either
>10 hours going on 11Sensei...
>>24098230Get off facebook
>>24098230Good to know Hoshikawa poster who wants Matsuri ntr'd is also Suisei Schizo anti
>>24098174Nah, deserve what gets
>>24098244俺には歯医者の鬱のところが値段だけだ
>>24098261The funniest part is that he's also indonesianAnyway that's enough detective work for now
this adventure just gets better and better https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1268798628857962496?s=19
>>24098246Jesus...Instead of simping for a stacey who’s never gonna give her a chance she should get a new mic.
>>24098250You're not wrong, I don't think new ideas like HoloID should start attempting collab with a CHAD like Miko. her presence is too overwhelming.
>>24098267She must have a crazy jaw situation going on.
>>24098252Dinosaurs are cool
>>24098230This Suisei being jealous of KanaCoco makes me so uncomfortable for some reason, especially now that its spreading everywhere and people might legit think its real.
>>24098126I don't understand a word they're saying, but it's cute.
>>24098268>He's an ID SeanigAlex_Valle.png
>>24098269Everyone wants the BIG OGRE DIKK
>>24098277God imagine if any of the fucking retarded narratives we come up here to have fun ended up reaching a hologirl.I’d probably leave this general forever in embarrassment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQstKjnwk3ocute bride noel
>>24098283Not a narrative, but we've already had an impact with the Kaoru/Watame thing.
>>24098250It was a poor game choice as well. There's not much engagement in Uno, so if the group doesn't have any rapport to keep the conversation flowing, it can become awkward very quickly. At least for something like, say, L4D, anyone can freely react to the situation in-game without feeling disrespectful.
>>24098269What a tag
>>24098277It's the same shit as classroom rumors where people make up fake relationships for other people. Whether she denies it or not people will actually think she's jealous and it's just gonna open up a can of worms. Worst case scenario it causes an unintentional gap between her, kabaya, and coco because any interaction (or lack thereof) is just more fuel for the EOPs who want to see more of this narrative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVRiy72t5Go&feature=youtu.be&t=3684Mio... you almost called Coco "Senpai"...
>>24098287that was us??? i thought that was just shit idol fans
chukku chukku haatobeat
>>24098295The person who drew the image that initially kicked it off was a drawfag from here who made it on request.
>>24098295The ones who started the shit was was that anti replied to the artwork that came from /hlg/
>>24098230Where???
>>24098294Is Coco's roommate older than Mio's?
https://twitter.com/yuzuchabi/status/1268742266148974592It's those mouse cursors again
>>24098295He meant the art but that really didn't do anything desu. The issue started when watame reacted to it and tried to suck kaoru's cock
>>24098294I noticed that during the stream too, wondered if she just stumbled on her words or was actually about to call her senpai.
Imagine if people think Fubuki is actually depressed due to the perceived lack of superchats...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZDZKJ3C2eUI can't believe danchou is a membership scammer...
>>24098300>>24098303>>24098309oh shit, i missed all of that, thanks for the catch up
>>24098294I mean, Coco is fucking 3500/100 years old in real life
>>24098303The anti didn't give a shit about the art. The "problem" was that it made Watame and Kaoru interact on twitter
>>24098315I think a similar scenario happened with one of Haato's recent collabs where the other (Holo)? hesitated before calling her senpai because in all probability the person behind Haato is much younger than them.
>>24098308A mirror, just in case https://files.catbox.moe/3z3fzx.7z
https://streamable.com/2k9joq
>>24098294We need a "Coco Senp..." compilation.
>Iofi interacting with Kaoru and Roberudare I say? based?
Cool cover... https://youtu.be/aOMWaZb0VRo
>>24098326Yeah, the art was only indirectly related. If I remember correctly Watame reacted to the art and the anti took that moment to go on their tirade about Watame interacting with the Holostars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkalxDna3HIDid Okayu do anything wrong?
>>24098285Membership-only ASMR! Time to push those who are still hesitating to click the Join button.
>>24098294Is there any holo called senpai despite being a kouhai like Coco?
>>24098343On the contrary, she's the judge this time. Fans submitted cases.
>>24098294oof
>>24098340I didn't expect Moona to have this good voice wtf I thought she's all haha spongebob go funny
>>24098317She deserves to have somebody upload all her membership videos and share them publicly.
>>24098330But Haato IS a senpai to all but the Gen 0 girls. Age doesn't matter when it comes to seniority in the workplace. Pekora calls Haato senpai and we all know the fuckhuge age gap there
Finally tried Apex to understand what's happening during the streams, and the game is honestly pretty boring.
>>24098277>>24098283>>24098292Don't worry about it anons 5ch do stuff like this all the time and they fully understand japanese, it only becomes a problem when start spamming the chat about the make up narrative like a Mexican soap opera.
Any other Matsuri humiliation clips? i don't know why i enjoy them so much.
>forcing yourself to post silly shit just to reach 2000 postsyikes
>>24098371who are you quoting?
>>24098366just youtube search matsuri simp
>>24098371Gotta get them ritualposts in faster
>>24098285>>24098348I recognize that naming convention, with the sparkles emoji.
May last posted holo halve in supacha
>>24098382FBK then.
korone is ugly and boringthere, posts fuel
>>24098371Isn't it cute how Towa reverts into Mickey mouse whenever she's losing her mind?
>>24098382Peko
I'm feeling sad can a fellow 35p post some stay home miko clips
looking for rapebros for a IRL meeting with Shion, reply in this thread!!!
>>24098371Yes.