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And also other things I'm not quite sure what they are...

Post your top 5. Mention if something changed since last time.

>>24064601
Dragon
Dark Elf
Uhh... I dunno. I only need these.

>>24064601
Vampire
Amazon
Dark Mage
Lilim
Apophis

The girls from the fourth position to the tenth tend to change their order all the time.

>>24064601
I only want or care about my loli Night Gaunt waifu.

>>24064601
Kikimora
Harpy
Black Harpy
Siren
Thunderbird

Why yes, I like birds, how could you tell?

>>24064601
>1 - Sandworm
>2 - Jabberwock
>3 - Apophis
>4 - Cheshire Cat
>5 - Manticore
Manticore jumped up quite a bit. Always been top 10, but I've taken more of a liking to them recently.

>>24064573

I want to go on a date with that owl postgrad from the local wizard university.

Retromatons!

>>24064601
Anubis
Apophis/Pharaoh
Kikimora
Demon
I've become more of a slut for desert girls somehow.

>>24064819
it happens

>>24064468
Splash was another monster friendly movie wasn’t it?

>>24064601
Holstaur
Minotaur
Hakutaku
Titania
Yeti

Minotaur moved up one because of all the talk about them lately.

>>24064736
>I want to look at shitty Admiral but he'll turn into stone if I do

>>24064601
Crow Tengu
Lich.
Kikimora.
Pharoah.
Shoggoth.

>>24064601
Jinko
Yeti
Shoggoth
White Horn
Werebat

No changes there, but I think Trolls are my #6 now.

>>24064601
Demon
Pharaoh
Kikimora
Vampire
Ushi-Oni

It's pretty difficult actually. Though Demon is definitely my number 1

>>24064601
>Lich
>Demon
>Salamander
>Night gaunt
>Succubus

Only change is that I started to like night gaunt more as of late and she made it into my top 5 instead of blank harpy.

>>24064601
Owl Mage
Ratatoskr
Kikimora
Gremlin
Anubis

Mostly only changes in the lower ranks with Anubis recently making a spot there

>>24064601
Baphomet
Familiar
Dark Elf
Demon
Manticore

Manticore has gone down quite a bit, the whole venom thing is a big turn off. I love their personality and strength though.

As for the top two, I have a love for magic and petite women. They aren't going anywhere.

i love foxes

>>24064601
I don't really have a formal list, but here's 5 based on recalled frequency of fantasy-presence:
Kitsune
Kikimora
Lilim
Dark Valk
Undine

Need me a clingy Wyvern gf to soar the skies with

>>24064601
sahu
ocelomeh
salamander
owl
familiar

>>24065375
This fox is a rap_ god

>>24064601
In no particular order:
-Kiki
-Shog
-Automaton
-Inari
-March Hare

Not shown in the top 5, but Hellhound is gradually climbing up the ranks. They used to be ranked lower due to misinterpreting their profile on my part.

>>24064601
Wight
Demon
Manticore
White Horn
Kraken

I don't do lolis

>Nun robes
>Military uniforms
>OL clothes
Are these the absolute top?

Engaging in casual nudity with my wight wife!

QUICKY ANONS HERE ARE THE MATERIALS, HELP ME OUT BUILD A BARRICADE BEFORE THE HELLHOUND FAGS FIND THEIR WAY IN ITS A MATTER OF MINUTES NOW

Don't forget to give your waifu plenty of headpats

Apparently there's a monster girl h-gacha game undergoing pre-registration on dmm called MidnightGirlsR. Surprised there aren't more monster girl gachas.

>>24065497
cunny witch

>>24065492
Kuudere headpat reactions are adorable.

>>24065422
yo yo yo let me speak on dis

why i be shootin at t-dawg rungen back on 86 was coz i asked her "yo are yo wesside? yo be down with da yakumo household?" and she said "yo dawg i be with you cause i am wesside 4 life"

then mah homeyoukai chen-money moulding said "yo a-train that t-dawg aint wesside, that biatch is eastside"

so i goes into that muthafuckas shrine and shoot up da place. then i finds out that she be fuckin with mah album "skylarkin at da fairies"

also i should add that marisa meant shit to a gangsta like me and da XTC crew

>>24065543
snuggle kuus too!

>>24065410
I want a clingy lizardman companion.

>>24065457
That's some good taste. I enjoy both monster nuns and sterm monster girls in military uniforms. Especially demons when it comes to latter

>>24065599
Do monster girl turn everything lewd naturally or do they do it on purpose?

>>24065612
fat tails make good companions

>>24064601
Youko
Demon
Kobold
Manticore
Harpies (All)

I've come to the conclusion muscles arent half bad so long as she's still prime cuddle, mating press, and impregnation material. Having wide hips with baby maker handles is still required for visitation rights.

>>24065661
I'm gonna go to the lizard village and tell them I wish to challenge the one with the biggest and fattest tail!
And after defeating her I will cuddle her tail for the rest of the day.

>>24065643
they naturally do it on purpose

I love liches!

Well, after... nearly five years? Shit. After all this time, Tsukumogami, the story of Gram and his sword wife Kat ends. If any one even remembers it, for those who miraculously do, firstly, thank you, secondly, we continue on as the couple trek further into the mountains, having been pushed into passes leading over them, rather than under during Gram's flight north to escape the spreading taint of corruption as the fires of war engulf the south. They find themselves wandering into the mountain peak city of the frost dwarves and their first order of business is to lighten their packs, get a little coin and try and figure out why the city's so tense.

The new bits start from line 1583, and there's a good bit after that, so I hope you guys enjoy and as always comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Not only is this story kinda long, but it also took kinda long for me to finish it, so I'd like to apologise for that. Anyway, here's the link.

https://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD

>>24065896
>N
What does N stand for?

>>24065896
I hope you and your waifu have a good day together
:remblush:

>>24065903
I don't remember many things, but I remember you. Did you really think you could get away?

>>24065492
>>24065543
>>24065599
Kiss your kuu on the cheek

>>24065947
Thanks anon.
>Did you really think you could get away?
But I can be really inactive except for around christmas, does that count?

While on expedition, please do be careful not to wake ancient Pharaohs from their slumbers; it can be very hazardous to your work crews.

>>24065903
Welcome back Pennywise! Now if only Anxiety Incarnate would finish his god damn veteran story.

>>24066006
Still better than me! Cheers!

QUICK SURVEY
Which would you prefer
A) The portal opens up and everybody gets a waifu except you
B) You get a monster waifu but nobody else does

>>24066120
Neither, I want everyone to get their waifus. Don't be a fag.

>>24066120
>A) The portal opens up and everybody gets a waifu except you
But could I become an alp instead? That means I technically didn't get a waifu but will still end up happy due to mamanomana.

>>24066120
If you mean anons go to mge world, A
If you mean monsters come here, B

>>24066120
C) Everyone who wants a waifu gets one, screw which world I end up in.

>>24066042
Cheers!
>>24066040
Thanks! Man that's a blast from the past, I forgot all about that story. That would be good.

>>24066120
A) because why the fuck would anything nice ever happen to me the bottom fell off my shoe today

>>24066120
A). I'll be dead soon anyways.

>>24066120
If i choose B i get a waifu, but nobody else does that automatically ruins the system, other users on this board like you will get furious at me and want me dead, the government will want to study her, it would be a hellish life between the attention and the hate of the envious/disgusted people, at worst you'd get forcefully separated, at worst you will live your life in a state laboratory as her emotional support and 'tool of collaboration' to make her obey

Option A sucks ass too obviously, but at least there's advantages to it, if we assume you are 'cursed' and can't get with anyone that would become a quickly known fact in a world where literally everyone else is banging a mamono. Being the only guy who doesn't get the coochie means you suddendly become 'unique' in a world where everybody bangs, you could write sad books about loneliness or something akin to that and make bank off the fact that you are you (i'd assume books about a guy being sad, alone, and unable to get a partner no matter what he does would read like a horror book to a MG, and there's market for that in a world where everyone is nice and happy), or become a public speaker about how love is not for granted so enjoy every second of it, use pity and your unfortunate status as means to become successfull

I'd assume worst case scenario you can still suicide and either become a martyr or in the most likely case get ressed by an undead who takes you (i assume you stop being 'you' once you die, so that sorta nullifies it)

>>24064601
Wight
Demon
Dark Mage
Salamander
Anubis

>>24065451
>I don't do lolis
I do, especially when they have lewd pear bodies ripe for "doing".

Alright /mgt/, tell me what's the reaction from these monster girls if you surprise them by sticking your fingers in their mouths?
Assume you're not married to and don't know them.
>Hellhound
>Anubis
>Pharaoh
>Lamia
>Troll
>(P')orc
>Salamander
>Holstaur
>Gazer
>Centaur
>Unicorn

You can pick one or do them all. Your choice.

>>24066495
>Hellhound
You can wave your pelvis goodbye
>Anubis
That teasing was not scheduled, she is confused now, better take a chance before she regains herself

>>24066495
>Hellhound
Rape me
>Anubis
Bring me to court and ask the pharaoh that is her right to rape me now
>Pharaoh
Rape me verbally
>Lamia
Rape me

>>24066558
How can she rape you verbally if your fingers are in her mouth?

>>24064601
In no particular order
Kiki
Shog
Manticore
Cheshire
Haku

>>24064601
its still 5 ratas

>Born bicorns are actually very clueless about sex and barely understand what it it
>As a result, they're very vanilla girls and only fantasize about kissing (just pecks on the lips) and cuddling

>Unicorns are actually total sluts and degenerates
>Can't stop thinking about sex and fantasize about the hundreds of different ways her future husband can ram his cock up her cunt and how he can violate her
>They want nothing more than to be ruined by their husband all day every day for all eternity
>While they hate the idea of getting reverse NTR'ed, their obsession with sex and depravity is why they flip on the dime to harem-mode when they do turn to bicorns

Don't let the stereotypes cloud your judgment, these horny horses are those most unpure of mind you could possibly meet!!

>>24066016
>Pharaoh uses her voice
>"I COMMAND YOU"
>All the people immediately stand at attention
>"CUM"
>Whole room is wiped out
Pharaohs are cool

>>24064601
Dragon
Lamia
Kitsune
Anubis
Wurm

Marry robots

>>24066951
What a slut

>>24067081
I mean it is pretty effective against both humans and mamono

I wanna get a monster girlfriend as a 6 year old shota because that is how old I was when I had my first crush. Maybe a Gremlin because I remember being into gadgets when I was a kid and a loli race is fine because I liked girls my age.

>>24067027
Going to marry an Automaton with thick thighs and a massive ass

>>24066878
Has it ever been clarified whether bicorns give birth to bicorns or unicorns? I can't believe that nips wanna know if the Demon Lord is OK with strangers watching her pop out a lilim, but aren't interested in knowing what happens when a bicorn gets pregnant.

>>24067283
I don't think so, and I want to know too.

>>24064883
Fuck it, might as well make a tier list.

>>24066120
C) Punch out the cruel god that gives the choice and make everyone get their girl.

>>24066120
I'm suicidal and just waiting for death so I guess A.

POWER
UNLIMITED
POWER!!!

>>24068023
Do not microwave marshmallows

>>24068034
Those things are way tougher than they look. Pretty sure I've seen one get squeezed by a Wurm and came out fine

>>24068034
What could go wrong?
https://i.imgur.com/9StS4Ey.jpg

>>24068050
Is it really still fine?

How much art is there of marshmallow cat getting handled by monster girls? shit's extra cute

>>24068097
Marshmallow cats are made of marshmallow and cat.
They are indestructable

>>24068081
I fail to see the problem.
This just looks like exactly what I wanted.

There are people, in this very thread, with human waifus. Think about it.

>>24068187
It's okay if they RP as monsters tho

>>24068187
Yes, hello there.

>>24068180
It's about to go critical

>>24066495
>Lamia
She doesn't let go.

>>24068172
I didn't know marshmallow is that durable.

>>24068114
>>24068172
Are they able to regenerate?

>>24068187
Who benefits from the discussion of human women as waifus? Who makes all the posts about how good human women are? I think you know the answer here.

>>24068228
That's one extreme marshmallow cat

>>24068240
Human men, clearly

>>24068240
Paladin-chan is best girl

>>24068228
The power of fluffy nyacromancy.

>>24068308
What dark secrets lay within?

>>24068308
>not nekomancy

>>24068344
Who nyows

>>24065908
Nice!!_

>>24064573

>>24066120
option A secretly leads to you get two waifus instead of one so of course i'll pick it

>>24068264
best girl for corrupting

>>24068576
No corruption even if her eyes are a bit red all of a sudden

>>24065908
Nyagger

>>24068600
They are red because she is crying in secret you should go and hug her and tell her everything will be alright

The king needs to find a wife for the crown prince. The boy is kind-hearted but soft, so the king decides to hold a tournament and marry him to the greatest warrior. Which kind of monster do you think would win the prince's hand?

>>24068679
What if the prince enters the tournament because he wants to marry for love and not be forced

>>24068600
I don't mind "undercover" mamono.

>>24068702
I wonder how long a woman could get away with dressing as a monster until she is found out to be regular human

>>24065903
Are...are you really back?
Thank you!

>>24068702
The Dhampir in the fallen knights book thought she was human for most of her life

>>24068690
What if that was the king's plan all along?

>>24068723
Well I was talking about mamono pretending to be humans/order officials ect. Your scenario is fun too though

>>24065903
Never thought I'd see the day, well worth the wait.

>>24068219

>tfw no bombshell vampire infiltrating the Order
>tfw she will never "interrogate" you as an order inquisitor

How best does one snap their guarding angel out from turning dark

>>24068308
What happens when the fluffiest marshmallow cat comes in contact with the fluffiest yeti? Has science tested this?

>>24068824
Why is she interrogating me I'm innocent

>>24068895
It's actually a way to protect you. She enjoys you A LOT

>>24068880
That power was sealed away for a reason!

>>24066016
I like to imagine a Pharaoh awakens with this in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>24068895
She has to find out if you're innocent.

>>24068895
>Vampire inquisitor teasing you for answers
>You proclaim your innocence, and she smirks
>"Innocentia Nihil Probat"

>Night of the Wereholst, coming to a streaming service near you.

>>24068679
The amazon's chief daughter!

>>24069026
Tell me more.

>>24066016
>one by one the team members get taken away and raped by monstergirls who live in the Pharaoh's tomb
>eventually you are alone and face to face with the newly awakened Pharaoh and her millennia of pent up lust

>>24069195
Normal monster girl by day.
Extremely busty holst mix at night that will hunt you down, pin you to the ground and, make you milk her.

>>24069201
>it's the weak nerdy guy
>He figures that he must be repulsive to Monsters because he's such dweeb
>He's actually the Pharaoh's ideal man

what would happen if your waifu's sister(s) got a crush on you and became jealous of your waifu?

Are there any monster girl species that while she is not your waifu species, you would be okay if you were claimed by one as a husband and be happy with her?

>>24064601
Oni
Jinko
Minotaur
Manticore
Cheshire Cat

Others would be on the list but they dont have an entry in the encyclopedia

>>24069411
A harem forms.

>>24065442
>Not shown in the top 5, but Hellhound is gradually climbing up the ranks. They used to be ranked lower due to misinterpreting their profile on my part.

What did you misinterpreted about their profile?

>>24068023
how would sheev fare in mge?

>>24068824
Sounds like one of them lahmian vampires. Those whores are known for infiltrating places to get a husband. Say they can make a man cum just by drinking his blood.

>>24069461
He would be quite creamy.

>>24069436
what if your wife doesn't want her sister near you because side/one-off characters are usually sexier than the main cast? or she watches too much magitech TV

>>24065417
>Ocelomeh in top 5 but not Jinko

WHY?!

>>24064601
Not even a single anon mentioned Hellhound and Demon won by a landslide as the girl most included in top 5 lists.

This is very surprising. Does not compute with what I have seen as Hellhound being the most popular girl of MGE accross multiple sites and boards.

>bimbo goth monsters
would you?

>>24069579
I'm pretty sure a significant amount of Hellhound art was all commissioned by one guy.

>>24069579
>Hellhound being the most popular girl of MGE across multiple sites and boards
They get memed a lot and there's a few vocal people who like them but I've never seen them as all that popular.

>>24069586
If she is also confident and seductive then yes

>>24069539
Not him but brown spotted rapecat > asian striped rapecat

>>24069579
They're both in my top10 but not my top5

>>24069634
But the abs anon.

>>24069470
God, I want one to take an interest in my. Constantly influencing my life in a Order city and then finally whisk me away to her ancestral vampire keep or whatever.

>>24069411
You're in a bigamous marriage now.

>>24064573

>>24069606
Not really, not only are they the most commented on the wiki, and have insane art. I have see them winning contest and being voted on many different sites, even those that don't know about MGE and even different languages. She also is one of the MGs with most stories on Kurobinega and appears to be very popular in Waifpan too.

>>24069720

>>24069461
Intentionally ruined another man's marriage to further his goals, that puts him in every monster's shitlist.

>>24069739
Well to be frank, it is not like he killed Padme, that was on Anakin. Though it is likely that he would had eventually eliminated her, he never moved to ruin their relationship. On the contrary, he got them closer as he knew he could use that relationship to further his goals.

>>24069454
Chalked them up to nothing more than sadistic doms not unlike the Manticore for some stupid reason.

>Ancient unstoppable killing machine from pre DL times
>Current DL turns it into an Automaton who will rape any man she comes across

>>24069823
You'll become her property!

>>24066120
I choose Option A, if only for penance for all the shit I've caused over the years.

>>24066120
>B) You get a monster waifu but nobody else does

So basically what happens all the time when a guy gets a girlfriend in real life but the girlfriend is boosted up into a waifu.

>>24069805
>Though it is likely that he would had eventually eliminated her, he never moved to ruin their relationship.
It's implied he was behind the vision of Padme's death, and in either case used Anakin's fear to manipulate him into committing horrible acts that would sooner or later cause frictions between them. The only way it could work out would be if Padme turned evil herself, which Palpatine either knew was impossible or didn't consider it worth the effort.
>On the contrary, he got them closer as he knew he could use that relationship to further his goals.
It's even more cruel to encourage someone to start a relationship you expect (or want) to end in tragedy.

>>24066301
>If i choose B i get a waifu, but nobody else does that automatically ruins the system, other users on this board like you will get furious at me and want me dead, the government will want to study her, it would be a hellish life between the attention and the hate of the envious/disgusted people, at worst you'd get forcefully separated, at worst you will live your life in a state laboratory as her emotional support and 'tool of collaboration' to make her obey

Im pretty sure the situation would be just like all those animes where a guy gets an interspecies waifu, any anime with a catgirl waifu and so on. She would likely be able to hide or disappear from people.

Creepy Chimaera craves consensual coitus.
Or
Frumpy Familiar fancies ferocious fucking.

it's moth season remember not to keep your window open at night

>>24066208
>>24066210
>>24067741
If you wanna get dark, option A results in your potential waifu being prevented from meeting or otherwise contacting you. She grows bitter as everyone but her gets a loving husband. She thinks there must be something wrong with her, gods punishing her for some wrongdoing she can't figure out. And if you become famous for being alone like >>24066301 and she figures out you're kindred spirits, all her attempts at reaching you will fail.

>>24067027
i really would

>>24069586
i would a banshee, yes. but then again i would almost any monster with big tiddies

>>24070033
>tfw you will never wake up to a cute moth cuddled up to you, nibbling your clothes in her sleep

>>24069836
>Breaking news: First Automaton To Own Property

>>24069990
>chimera
>creepy
how so? she's just a cute cuddly liongoatdragonsnakething, what could possibly be wrong?

>>24070078
Hex maniac.

>>24070085
a) she's not a chimera, b) she's cute not creepy, would cuddle with 10/10

>>24068739
Thanks, anon. And, kinda? I should have something shorter up relatively soonish but after that, I couldn't say. Prolly more accurate to say I never left but just got really quiet/lazy.
>>24068791
Cheers, anon! Glad you liked it. Kinda wish it wasn't however long since my last update in the making though.

>>24070061
I want to be an obedient human and do everything my Automaton mistress says!

>>24070061
OUR Property.

>>24070033
What kind of creatures would I wake up cuddling with me if I kept the window open

>>24069539
because brown agile rapecat

>>24070155
You might have to help her develop some of her skills to be a proper owner/mistress at the start though

>Get weresheep wizard in my party
>She only has sleep spells
>Works fine for the starting area as p'orcs are the main enemy
>Next area is only undead monsters
>Is quite literally useless and as every enemy is immune to sleep
>Ask her to change her spells but she refuses as it defeats the whole purpose of her shtick
I need advice I don't want to kick her out of my party as she's a good friend but she is useless as a mermaid in the desert

>>24069695
Anon no! You dont want one of those Lahmian whores. Blood dragon knight Vampires are much better (and sexier)!

>>24070242
Warm glass of milk is good before sleep. Get her to enchant her milk to have healing properties.

>>24070242
She can cast '100% Wool' though right?

>>24070242
Speccing into certain forms of Exorcism can make Undead vulnerable to status effects, this includes Sleep.

>>24064573

>Shy Elf you work with invites you on a date
>Tells you the day of that her sisters will be there too
>Turns out it's just 4 Elves snorting mamono drugs off your dick and trying to get pregnant
>She's back to being quiet and shy at work the next day
>Slips you a note at the end of the day that just says "Again?"

>>24070267
I just want one who is seductive and assertive. I want to be addicted to her as much as she is addicted to me.

>>24070305
I don't know if I could keep my composure if ensnared by mofu so suddenly like that.

I want to head down to Gremmy's Build-a-Wife Workshop. I hear there is a sale on big dreadnought-class automaton bodies, and I have a buy-one-get-one-free coupon.

>>24070373
I'm gonna build one that looks like Gremmy!

>>24070373
>"Master, does my abdominal armor seem unflatteringly thick to you?"

>>24070034
Still a better turn out than if I rolled option A where she slowly gets to realize nothing anyone can do will stop the slow downward ever worsening spiral that is severe dysthymia and that no matter what she does it's not a matter of being enough for me or not and that someday I will just suck on the wrong end of a gun or take a leap I won't come back from because that's really the only options live leaves accessible for people like me. She'll get what time she has with and it will be a constant torture as she gets to watch all of that unfold culminating in my suicide.
Its best if I roll A and she just never has to experience any of that.

>>24070373
>Going to Gremmy's Build-a-Worst-Wife Workshop
>Not going to Lichy's Raise-a-Wife-Yard

>>24070320
But what happens when they all do get pregnant?

>>24070412
Elven crack babies

>>24070389
Gonna grope her plush padding and tell her I love it.

>>24070405
Could I get a cyborg zombie from both businesses

>>24070389
I thought dreadnought-class comes with abs.

>>24070428
>Pout.exe activating


>>24070444
Depends on the plating.
Some are more armored up for heavy resistance.

What would you do for a monster wife?

>>24070471
Buy her a Klondike bar.

>>24070471
Pay up to 55 USD

>>24070412
They have to take responsibility, of course.

>>24070471
Anything. I’m contemplating making a tulpa of my waifu but I don’t wanna fuck my head up even more than it is.

>>24070471
slap a manticore on the ass

>>24069579
I don't really bother replying to "everyone posts nobody reads" posts like that.
It's almost spam.

>>24069579
I don't reply to posts which I do not find interesting

>>24070471
I would need to know my capabilities first to gauge what I would do for one.
It shouldn't be said that I would keep myself from doing something morally abhorrent though.

>>24070405
>A bizarrely perky lich appears on screen
>"Hello, my name is Sally Graves, and I am here to show you how the Raise-a-Wife-Yard can find you the perfect girl in no time!"
>Camera pans to a large, fog-covered wasteland dotted with pits, toppled crosses and excavators
>"Here at the yard we have thousands, probably tens of thousands of wives for you! They literally come out of the ground"
>She moves to a nearby pit, and reaches down. A lifeless woman in a torn dress comes out, eyes glassy
>"If you like her, we'll raise her up in no time!"
>With a flick of her wrist, the freshly reanimated undead slowly blinks and groans a guttural "WAAARM"
>"See? Just now she said 'I am ready to start my new unlife as a devoted wife and mother'!"
>Camera pans to a far larger pit. An excavator seems to be taking out piles of women
>"On a budget? The death-pit line is an option for the bachelor on a budget. Just pick the parts you like from the pit and we'll sew her up in no time! Get a short girl with big tits! A lamia with wings! Unleash your creativity and save money too!"
>She floats away to another section of the yard, this one featuring many cages covered in tarp.
>"For the more adventuring husband-to-be, we have the wild-pleasures series! The most violent ghouls we are legally allowed to sell! No take-backs!"
>Finally, the video cuts to a large mausoleum. It seems like its marble doors have been blown open by an explosion
>"This here is a premium section. Only the choiciest, haughtiest, thickest of Wights were buried in this place, and we have bound, gagged, and packed them into these sturdy coffins for your pleasure!"
>"Come to Lichy's Raise-a-Wife-Yard, and be happy for all eternity!"

>>24070233
How?

>>24070471
Go on adventures and become strong.

>>24070593
>"Aaaand CUT!"
>Lich immediately deflates to monotone emotionlessnessness

>>24070662
I wonder how much energy it took for her to be that lifelike

>>24070667
Gonna prank an undead girl by turning her human for a day

>>24070662
>>24070593
>Research indicated that this cheery demeanor was undeniably the most effective means of sale. I will spend the next several hours alleviating the strain on my facial tissues. Inform me of incoming sale requests. That is all.

>>24070676
>Kiss Lich
>Her heart beats enough to blush for the first time in a very long time

>>24070676
>ghost waifu runs into walls all day because she can't ghost through them

>>24070320
>Milked for like two months straight, no sex as they distil your mana into SE powder
>It all culminates in an orgy as they snort your pure concentrated SE off your cock while pumping the air full of aromatic fumes that seep into you, driving you do just dump load after load into their swollen elf wombs until you need to take a break 48 straight hours later because your soul is in legitimate danger of shrivelling.
>Wake up the next day with four separate sets of breakfast in bed

>>24070471
Kill the entirety of the human race ensuring I'm the only pick and their only chance at a comeback of possible husband options. Deny me I kill myself in a fire ensuring no genetic material is recoverable. To be fair though if I had a button that did all that with a single press and no reward I'd probably still hit that fucker without hesitation with the way we're going these days.

>>24070829
...

>>24070593
>open one of the coffins
>thicc wight wiggling around, trying to undo her bindings
>ungag her
>"How dare you do this to a lady of my stature! Do you have any idea who I am?! I will have you-"
>close the coffin
>"I'll take her."

>>24070829
You are literally why monster girls don't go for Evil people.

>>24069579
I'm with the other anons. I didn't even bother replying to the list post because who bothers replying to posts that aren't actual conversation threads but are designed to just get 80 (you)'s and then nothing else.

>>24070593
This isn't right this business is unnatural those undead should be free

>>24070851
We need the reset, anon. We've gone off the tracks for so long we don't know how to find our way back.

>>24070828
There's something strangely heartwarming about the idea of four shy elves getting so out-of-their-minds horny from drugs that even a succ would tell them to calm down, fucking so much for two days straight that your spiritually hanging by a thread, and then getting lovingly nursed back to health by those four shy elves that are now definitely knocked up with you babies.

I wanna pet elf ears when they arent looking

>>24070911
Be careful not to cut your fingers on them.

>>24070889
They are just going to pick up humanity's research in how genetics work and just make vat-grown incubi just to spite you.

>>24070918
How would I cut my finger it's just skin

>>24070990
But I heard they're called 'knife ears' they've gotta be sharp.

>>24070918
>It was that moment when anon learned he was messing with a vampiric elf

>>24070946
Can't do it when their only genetic stock is nuclear ash in the wind.
They might be able to chip off an arm on one of their own X chromosomes and try to force male monster boy cloning but that raises the question on if they're going to come out male anyway because the DL's influence made ALL mamano into females thanks to her influencing DE on a fundamental level so why wouldn't that happen to the monsters boys in utero or the second they exit the birthing pods. Submit and we'll make a humanity worthy of being husbando's. Resist and it all ends as it should have ages ago.

>>24070829
Based nihilistic edgelord, this is why we need mindflayers

>>24071005
>Big tiddy, Vampire Elf with the haughtiness of a Vampire and Elf combined.
Oh No!?

Don't try to push the subject with your new "young" girlfriend, anon. Just keep mentioning how much you love older women and she'll be honest with you eventually.

>>24071024
Mindflayers get either the gun or, if they desire life and will submit, a scalping to remove flaying capacity. Nothing else is acceptable or allowable.

>>24070305
Foxes are such good girls

>>24071026
I'll be her mayfly bloodbag

>>24070903
>And that's how the Everline family was formed, and the very night the patriarch conceived the next generation.
>In fact it was from this event the third matriarch made a major breakthrough on her magical theory regarding hyper SE attuning, leaving behind a family legacy of powerful elven sorceresses and their consorts.
>With a propensity for arousal related nosebleeds for some reason.

>>24071029
This individual has a penis and balls

>>24071129
And?

>>24071129
I don't see it.

>>24071129
How do you know?

>>24071150
that's kinda hot

>>24070471
Offer myself as the ritual sacrifice for everyone else to have monster wives.

>>24071068

>>24071351
Don't worry Anon, we'll have you covered as well.

>>24064601
I only care about my hellhound waifu

Is it hypocritical that I don't like fat girls, I am kinda chubby myself and yet I want a Jinko wife?

>>24071395
Oi how do I get a Hellhound wife that big and muscled?

>>24071369
I'm counting on you mate, would be nice to spend undead eternity with a big tiddy kuudere Lich.

How do I tell the big scary yet arousing oni that I don't want to sell my cows but want to ask her out on a date?

I want to text cheshire-san the cursed knowledge that amputee porn for foot fetishists is just a foot that has lost toes to things like frostbite.

>>24066120

A) Completely obliterate the human gene pool in a single generation. All the retardation surrounding race and culture gets wiped out as humanity is absorbed by the influx of monsters. This basically saves the world.

Nothing changes for me. I stand alone forever.

>>24064573

>>24066120
A.

>>24071430
Lick her abs.

>>24071598
Look out! She's got him in a Wock Lock!

It’s weird to imagine a girl desiring you. What do they fetishize, especially since appearances are a low priority for monsters?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the feeling of a face full of manticore fluff.
An extra soft part on an otherwise prickly girl.

>>24071430
I hope that oni isn't planning on killing those cows. Those are clearly milk cows.

>>24071709
A Jinko, Minotaur or Hellhound that want me to lick her abs and touch her muscles. She gets turned on just by the strenght difference between us and thinks its very cute I am so weak.

>>24071709
Your soul. You and your waifu are bonded by the string of destiny, a force so powerful that not even the Demon Lord herself can resist it.

>>24071793
It's fine. You'll be drinking her milk soon enough.

>>24070471
Commit myself to magical study and figure out how to contact her and either bring her kind to our world or figure out how to get to her world without dying

Where would you want to live with your waifu? I'd prefer somewhere a bit secluded, like on/in a mountain or an island, in a rundown church that just needs a bit of elbow grease.

>>24071898
I kinda like the idea of a big house in a village.
Maybe on the outskirts of a big city.

>>24070405
>>24070593

>>24071898
Either a house on the mountain where she lives, or in a town.

>>24071709
My Mind™

>>24071898
Wherever she is, honestly I'm not too picky. I would prefer if there was a convenience store in walking distance though.

>You've acquired your ideal monster wife and it's time to introduce her to you parents/other relatives
How do they react?

You can't run from big girls, anon. They will catch you, and they will cuddle you.

>>24072106
>Baphomet
I'm going to need a calming spell ready. I'm the only one in my family with an interest in magic or any knowledge of occult stuff. So I have little doubt they are going to question why a I married a small goat girl. I think a display of magic and an explication of how we came together would smooth things out a bit. At least she clearly isn't human rather than say a witch.

>>24072106
no

>>24072106
They'll be happy I have a wife at all. She might be half bird but she could get along with them well.

>>24072106
>Lamia
Pretty sure the fact that I have a wife would overshadow that she's a big snake woman.

>>24072106
Should go well enough.

She knows a good potion seller, so she'll just pick up a few of her strongest potions to hide her monster features.

Otherwise my folks would probably be more than a little unnerved.

Can a Hakutaku tell if it is or isn’t Numberwang?

>>24071805
So Eros was right all along? I knew it.

>>24072374
They know how many licks it takes to the center of a tootsie pop I'm sure they know what's what on damn near anything.

>>24072106
Big autistic snake that wears a mask, probably with a lot of confusion and concern

>>24072220
Same here. If I can work past the snake tail, they’ll see she’s a bright individual and a good match for me because we compliment each other’s traits. Besides, she still a girl at heart, she just doesn’t have legs

>>24070593
Getting a commission for this Anon. Thanks for the idea.

>>24071709
As is the nature of the succubus, which all MGs now possess, they are most interested in things that cause strong emotions of lust in humans.

Put simply, they are attracted to those that find them attractive. Lusty gazes, honeyed words, stammering proposals, all the cliches of sex and romance. Anything that says "this man wants me so bad."

>>24072643
What if I'm to intelligent for sex?

>>24072661
>He looks so cool and collected
>I can't wait to ruin him

>>24072676
Well that's not very nice

>>24072643
>>24072661
I’d be perfect for a monster that wants a gender swapped Hallmark movie romance.

>>24071709
Things you don't like about yourself are things that monsters will say attracted them to you.
They want to help you, to become your other half and fill in the gaps that you yourself might be missing.

Space. The final frontier.

>>24072106
Pretty well once they get over the paws and tail.

>>24072106
they can react however they want because i'll be relocating to a suitable habitat for her and never see them again

>>24067637
Jinko and Minotaur as wife material. A man of culture I see.

>>24070531
Made me chuckle.

How would Sabbath react to pedos? I mean actual convicted kiddie diddlers, not just lolicons.

>>24073089
It depends, but most times it'd be a righteous cunny-ing.

>>24073089
Probably just turn them into lolicons.
I have a hard time seeing them reject such a man even if I wish they would.
Though they might see a different in liking human kids and monster kids for quite obvious reasons, so they might need to "educate" him.

>>24064573
*AHEM*
Manticore nursing handjob but with tailpussy instead of hand. Thoughts?

>>24072106
If they like her, good. If they don't like her, they'll be too intimidated by the 7 ft tall muscular tiger woman to object.
>>24072201
>They'll be happy I have a wife at all.
Likely this too.

>>24072767
>Things you don't like about yourself are things that monsters will say attracted them to you.
Then they have objectively shit taste.

>>24073143
Why? By concentrating on fixing/compensating for your flaws, they eventually get the perfect husband and make both of you happy. That's what sets them apart from real women.

>>24073113
Well that just sounds like a normal tailjob after marriage.

>>24072106
>it's time to introduce her to you parents
Dear god, no.
>"He calls me mom, too."

>>24073004
Thanks

>>24073104
>Probably just turn them into lolicons.
Pedos already are lolicons tho

>>24073178
Sounds nice.

>>24073185
Who is she, Anon?

>>24073168
I don't think aspects of your partner that you want to fix count as attractive. Compensating for each other's flaws is part of a healthy relationship, but it's not the same thing.

>>24072106
I would prefer not to explain why I married a lich. Or the fact she would probably just give plain answers to everything, no matter how embracing or awkward it made everything.

>>24072920
>an entire Star Empire of dedicated subs
Hot, but their prolonged sovereignty (and by extension, survival) is doubtful. Also realistically speaking, to 98% of the Galaxy they'd look about as sexy as facehuggers are to us.

>>24073272
I want a vagina facehugger to milk my penis

>>24072106
Mom might hate her at first until she realizes she has grandchildren.

>>24073244
Dragon nun, blessed by Hathor with the milfiest of bodies.

>>24073335
Based.

>>24072106
The usual "we're happy you're happy, grandkids when blah blah blah". Then mom asks in private:

>"I keep wondering, what's that thing at the end of her tail? Looks too thick and soft to be a stinger"

>>24073316
Would they be able to keep up with lich daughter's spell formulae and dracolich daughter's mathematics? Or would it just be milk and cookies and talking about the kids at school?

>>24073444
It would be pure spoiling and telling them how bad I was at school. Mom would most likely make food better than my food and the daughters would be super surprised!

I wanna get a slime queen wife and then use a potion so I temporarily forget all about her and the city and then be invited to the city and end up getting fucked by every slime in the city.

I want to be the meat in a Hellhound and Manticore sandwich

>>24073550
In fact, I should write a short story about this.
Could be a fun way to stave off the boredom.

Do you think schools or high schools and even colleges and universities in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world have the tropes and cliches of a school in high school animes?

>Teachers are barely existent or present
>Students do not do alot of studying as they are more focused on physical and social activities
>Sports and other physical activities are more seemingly more emphasized than academics
>Romantic Comedy shenanigans and tomfoolery is commonplace
>Romance between students are openly accepted
>The uniforms are cool looking and nice to look at

Though I guess one big difference in terms of highschool anime tropes and cliches in schools in the MGE world. Is that academics and educational related events and activities are not treated as something to be dreaded and afraid of because Mamono Mana can turn people into absolutely smart and educated people without any effort. I imagine in the MGE world, people and Monstergirls can magically read books and instantly learn all the academics and materials without having to study and very little to no homework involved at all.

Also I bet romance between teachers and students is accepted or encouraged. Even romance between students and faculty is absolutely halal, a-okaey.

>>24073591
That's a pretty good take, actually. If the focus of basic education turns from technical knowledge to "git gud at loving", then anime high schools would totally be a valid model for carefree yet structured social interaction, while also serving as daycare so that the parents can get on with making the next batch of kids. And of course, with the assistance of magic and Hakutaku hax, maintaining a technical base of intelligentsia would probably be less of a hassle than before.
I bet the home economics class would probably have at least one dense harem protagonist that excels at cooking, repairing and jackhammer-ing.

>>24071709
Only because they don't have the retarded desires of real women doesn't mean they don't have priorities like any individual. I mean, everybody knows about the Human Boy Encyclopedia with different types of men by profession, body type, age, etc.

>>24073827
Does the HBE include blank-eyed, boring salarymen without any interest in the world around them who want to hide in their mancave and desperately crave affection? Are they matango-tier?

>>24073904
Sure, he looks like yandere bait for shirohebis and such.

>>24073904
Sounds like the equivalent to a lesser succubus or just a normal succubus.

>>24073197
Watch out for Tiger moms

>>24073827
Maybe the portals should stay closed. I'm not sure if I want to stumble upon a virgin hellhound that was fantasizing about meeting the "scrawny sub boy who won't mind being treated like a dog's toy" from HBE for the last few years. I like my bones intact, not turned into puzzles.

>>24073921
>>24073948
I can live with that. Lesser succs are love.

>Ara ara, what a good young man you are, coming to this church to pray! We've been awwwwwfully low on visitors lately, to tell the truth I've been quite lonely, even... Don't fret, go ahead and pray for your friends and family! But if you don't have aaaanyone to pray for, I don't mind giving you an, uhm, personal sermon! ehehe~

>>24073904
I wish I counted as the cute type that could get the same reaction from a large strong monster as the cute stuff LN draws gets from people.
>>24074036
>treated like a dog's toy
>I like my bones intact, not turned into puzzles.
Don't worry, your bones will be fine. Being treated like a dog toy results in loads of bite marks instead.

>>24074063
U-um, ok. Thank you for the offer Ms. Sister of the church lady. I hope I can help somehow, in repayment.

>>24074075
Well, you could always be the average Joe type. Succs and their kin love them too.

Yeah but what if you could play Jumanji with Monster Girls though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbZZKEJXz9U&feature=emb_logo

>>24074063
I'm not here to pray, I just come here to play Shogi

>>24074093
Works for me with this type of succ. The one in the picture even acts the way I meant.

>>24074093
What's the song that united them?

>>24074100
The only way to win the game is for all single players in the game to be married.If you get married in the game, you get married for real. The MG that raped you will be ported out of the game in their original usually nerdy body.
You don't actually need to win the game to get out, it's a pocket dimension just like Wonderland. If you sail out to the far horizon, you find a door to leave, just like in the Truman Show.

>>24074107
Love Dramatic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwt4YNPc84

>>24074106
Would you enjoy being princess carried by your buffcubus? Or do you just enjoy being snu-snu'd and lovingly smothered in her rippling gains?

>>24074123
>Would you enjoy being princess carried by your buffcubus?
Of course!
>Or do you just enjoy being snu-snu'd and lovingly smothered in her rippling gains?
This is also great.

>>24074123
>spoiler
So it's like Greed Island?

guys it's breeding season and I can hear several stray catgirls meowing loudly in heat loudly from the window I'm scared to step out

I love old foxes

>>24074175
Dude they're just cats, throw boots at them

>>24074175
What are you waiting for? Step out, act clueless and prepare to be ridden hard.

Is it barbecue season yet?

>>24074183
She’s not old! She’s only a couple of thousand years old! That’s hardly old at all!

>>24074175
I'm going to bully stray catgirls in heat by walking around my house completely naked and "accidentally" keep passing by the big front window every few minutes.

>>24074386
It's always barbecue season for the Wendi family. Arby's, the primeval god of the hunt, must be sated by the incense of stretchy meat smells. And lo, this shall open the way to the Elemental Plane of Meat.

I makeout with an anuibis' butthole

>>24074418
As the true essence of the meat ascends to the heavens, us mere mortals shall devour the earthly shell, verily.

>>24074456
...I vaguely remember that as Pratchett. Small Gods? I haven't read it in a while.

>>24074490
It's from Going Postal.

>>24074502
Ah, now I remember, when Moist went to the gods for an alibi. It sounded like something Om would pull on Brutha, although that was melons.
I wonder what golem girls that can speak in ALL CAPS sound like when they're trying to snu-snu you.

>>24074107
https://youtu.be/Rm0myqSVfiY

Hoodrat.

>>24074386
>move to Winterstown
>fire up the grill and cooking a steak to make for you first dinner in your new house
>you turn around and see a little wendigo patiently waiting at your patio table for her food
>and in the clearing behind your house you see a bunch more wendigo girls waiting to see if you’ll feed the youngest one
>you’re gonna go broke if you have to cook them all steaks

>>24073827
I can see the Hakutakus fantasizing about either bad boy dropout students to put on the right way, or about super diligent university students

>>24074936
>super diligent university students
I bet flayers like them too

>>24074936
>Pervert Kikimoras masturbating to stories of super messy bachelors turning their apartments into a dump
>"Just imagine how much cleaning you could do there!"
>"He will pass the white glove test once I'm done with him!"

>>24074908
Oh don't be so stingy, it's a small town after all. Call a housewarming party and invite the neighbors over! The girls will bring Papa Wendi along, and he'll show you the art of barehanded trout fishing and stretchy meat procurement.

>>24074908
>Suck it up, go for broke, cook them all steak and resign yourself to noodles for the next week
>They dig in like ravenous gremlens and awawa their thanks at you before running away into the snowdrifts.
>Clean up after them and settle in for the night, only to have your sensor lights flare up somewhere around the middle of the night, and there's a large thud by your front door.
>Startled, you grab the nearest smashy implement as you dash to the door, only to catch the back of an enormous cloaked and antlered individual fading into the snow
>Nearly trip over the veritable flesh mountain now on your doorstep, cut and butchered neatly, wrapped in individual packaging, with a letter sitting on top
>"Awawawawawa - Daddy Wendigo"

>>24074936
>I can see the Hakutakus fantasizing about either bad boy dropout students to put on the right way
But what if the boy isn’t bad at all? What if he had to quit school to work full time because his mom is in the hospital?

>>24075052
Boy who dropped out of school to help his sick mother would be super attractive to practically any MG, Hakutakus included

>>24072106
She’s just a succubus. Her horns are like that because of magic. No one really needs to know the distinction between Alps and Succs right?

>>24075052
>>24075218
Well, Hakutaku-sensei just happens to know a very good hospital.

>>24074908
>fuck it, feed them all
>now the oldest one won’t stop coming to your house for dinner
Is this how you get a wendigo waifu?

>>24074100
I want to get transformed partially into a monkey and have sex with two or more Kaukens.

>>24074536
Gives "Pump 19" a whole new meaning...

>>24075331
Wendigos can smell cooked meat from miles away, the oldest will come running like a moose through fresh powder whenever you have a barbecue

>>24074705
What bit her ear?

>>24075015
Winterstown would make a nice place for a comfy, rural mid-90s slice-of-life sitcom.

>Sabbath hakutaku with thick glasses that likes to read books while sitting in your lap.
>Whether or not she always shifts her hips during parts of her books.
>She also always halfheartedly complains with a blushing, pouty face that your eventual erection is distracting her from her studies.
>It always ends up with her back in your lap, riding you while covering her beet red face behind her book, moaning into the pages.
>After you both climax a few times she just goes limp against your chest and falls asleep with you still inside her.
>For the next day she remains pouty. You made her smudge the ink on a few pages from her drooling.
>Gotta buy a new copy for her just for the cycle to repeat. You've bought the same dime book smutty novel like 20 times.
The oniichan life is a hard one. I don't even necessarily even like hakus, but this popped into my head for some reason.

>>24075325
Christ, just imagine the possible happy ends

>young man visits his terminally ill mother at the hospital
>announces that he has found the love of his life and he's getting married next week
>mother can't hold back tears, she was losing all hope of living to see his son settling down
>on his way out, son leaves a weird flask near the bed and tells mother it's a new medicine that will help with pain
>few days later, doctors can't figure out why that 60 years old terminally ill woman is now in perfect health
>and also why she looks like she's 30 years old and has small wings growing from her back

>>24074638
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lthltYYuFys

>>24075386
>Yeti-chan as the fixer-upper
>Yuki-chan as the princess
>Selkie as the bar owner
>And introducing Wendi-chan as Wendi-chan
>Winterstown Days, weeknights at 8:00pm on MGTV

>>24067637
>Vamp mosquito in why tier
>yuki-onna ans tsuarra not in wife
Remake it right now.

>>24069720
>>24069730
I was so happy to see bb finally accept a request from me.

>>24069730
Is that Daiba from Berserk?

Which monster for this feel?