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Gardening Mama has her as an unlockable character.

They probably make her pull up the grass a single stalk at a time while she's out there or something terrible and cruel.

China doesn't seem cut out for gardening.

>>2405867
I can't tell if this is some clever/lame pun or not.

Does it count as gardening if you're forced to eat the weeds because your mistress never bothers to feed you properly?

>>2405867
i think she defaults to being gardener as Sakuya is stuck with her duties inside and everyone else from the SDM just isn't going outside

>>2405866
That would leave them with no grass, better have her bite each individual stalk at a time and for cunts' sake I can't stop staring at her tits in that image.

>>2405874
I'm now picturing her slumming it in a shack in the garden nobody's noticed, roasting a sweet potato over an open fire and humming happily to herself.

>>2405866
Suddenly, erection from imagining a tsundere China.

>>2405874
Charlie doesn't need much r&r. A little cold rice, a little rate meat, and he's happy.

>>2405889
Brother!
If you're reading this, please draw it. I'm begging you.
BRRRRROTHER!

>>2405890
Why not combine it with a tsundere Sakuya?

>>2405905
I kind of hate tsundere Sakuya. "Ojou-sama" Sakuya is the only respectable Sakuya.

Are there any good China/Sakuya doujins? Don't think I've ever seen any.

aww I was hoping ZUN would shoeh. Shoehorn some sort of gardener Yokai for SDM. How is Meiling supposed to garden AND guard the gate? Maybe thats why there are so many intrusions into the mansion? Because she's busy gardening and not guarding the gate?

>>2405923
Yes.

I think it was in Bohemian Archive, where it was explicitly mentioned that China tends to the gardens too. Wasn't there crop circles or something appearing in the garden, so China was worried that Remilia would be upset about them?

>>2405938
>Maybe thats why there are so many intrusions into the mansion?
More like because the only real intruders are fucking powerful people and youkai.

>>2405940
Would you be so kind as to name a few?

RAIN LITTERS THE SKY AS A SMALL, BATTERED GIRL STRUGGLES TO DRAG HER LIMP, BLOODY BODY INTO THE ONLY SHELTER SHE HAS EVER KNOWN. GASPING FOR AIR THE GIRL'S MIND RACES WITH THOUGHTS ABOUT THE BEATING. THE CLEANING WAS COMPLEATED AS ORDERED BUT SHE STILL WAS STRUCK DOWN BY HER ONLY MASTER. HELPLESSLY SHE LAY, MAKING HER BODY AS LIMP AS POSSIBLE FOR THE IMMINENT BURN OF THE KNIVES PIERCING HER ONCE SOFT SKIN, NOW ROUGH AND RAGGED. THE RAIN CONTINUES, UNFORGIVING AND COLD, AS SHE LAY HELPLESS ON THE STEPS OF SALVATION, WONDERING SOFLY IF SHE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THE DAILY TORMENT, THE UNAVOIDABLE PAIN AND THE KNIVES. YET NOT ALL IS BAD, AT LEAST THIS GIRL HAS A SHELTER, A PLACE TO ESCAPE, A PLACE TO HEAL.

LIGHTNING CLAPS AND THE SMALL, BROKEN GIRL DRIFTS OFF INTO THE ONLY PARADISE SHE WOULD EVER KNOW.

>>2405945
China should have been playable in UFO.

>Meiling/Youmu gardening doujins.
They tend different kinds of gardens.

I wonder if Sakuya tends a pad tree in a walled off part of the garden.

>>2405953
Most of the things this guy does:
http://homepage3.nifty.com/blue-monday/cont/info.html

I also remember reading one where Sakuya cloned herself and raped China, but two of the Sakuya clones weren't into it... Can't remember the name, but maybe some anon will.

>>2405979
is that where they come from?

>>2405995
bitter/sweet?

>>2405962
I-I just
just...

oh god ;_;

>>2406020
Just grabbed that here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/143342103/_Mist_Mysterisia__BITTER___SWEET__Touhou_.zip

'tis good but not the one. I only really remember lots of China rape going on, but two Sakuya's sitting nervous, turning and going to kiss.

Where'd the whole "Sakuya beats up China" thing start?

>>2406148

I dunno.

>>2406159
Oh. I always wanted to think that everyone in the SDM gives high fives to each other whenever they pass each other in the mansion hallways.