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Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:40:24 2009 No.2402489 [Reply] [Original]

What is Eirin's favourite dance?

the moonwalk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:43:24 2009 No.2402497 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:44:24 2009 No.2402499 File: 157 KB, 500x500, 25bd3242f9f44b7723d223f69ab748ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's Cirno's favorite article of men's clothing? A TIE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:44:24 2009 No.2402500 They don't have any contact with the outside world, so she probably doesn't even know how to perform it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:47:24 2009 No.2402506 >>2402500 You don't have to know how to perform something to have a favorite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:47:24 2009 No.2402508 post moar jokes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:51:24 2009 No.2402516 >>2402506 Michael Jackson made moonwalk popular, I doubt that Eirin knows who Michael Jackson is, let alone she saw him performing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:56:24 2009 No.2402535 >>2402516 Eirin is wiser than Yukari, she must have a way to study outside world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:32:24 2009 No.2404500 File: 51 KB, 532x530, pepeRONERY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's Alice's favorite pizza topping? PepeRONERY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:33:24 2009 No.2404506 >>2404500 >What's Fanon Alice's favorite pizza topping?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Apr 10 19:34:24 2009 No.2404514 File: 131 KB, 490x700, 529867291fc490d9e323dcd5ede452eefff4eceb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2402508 So King Arthur and Hercules walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but Aya is a whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:35:24 2009 No.2404526 File: 121 KB, 430x600, 2488274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2402497 The Anonymous who just can't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:36:24 2009 No.2404529 File: 9 KB, 199x276, Shocked asian man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:38:24 2009 No.2404543 File: 42 KB, 400x467, chen85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much did a Deluxe Transformer figure used to cost? About Chen dollars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:40:24 2009 No.2404549 File: 9 KB, 223x269, 1236010741104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2404529

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:40:24 2009 No.2404553 >>2404514 I loled anyway Would be better with spoiler tags

>>	An old favourite Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:46:24 2009 No.2404585 File: 195 KB, 1682x1018, bbd73692d3e6c30c9c37d3134da4c2ed4103b417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is K1's favourite dance? The macaRENA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:51:24 2009 No.2404615 File: 271 KB, 850x638, da58e3b7fb664c2d6be06c30044d20f5ce434222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did Yukari do to make sure she caught the bus? Ran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:15:24 2009 No.2404749 File: 107 KB, 600x782, star sapphire30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She makes a guest appearance in DC Comics That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:47:24 2009 No.2404958 File: 144 KB, 538x759, 6fcb11932e00337b5234bf18493e0200e606666e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2404749 Read that as "DFC comics" at first ( ._.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:55:24 2009 No.2404992 File: 63 KB, 578x636, 1204421979692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaguya sure is neat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:02:24 2009 No.2405032 Someone save these jokes and post them in a week so I can laugh at them again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:03:24 2009 No.2405041 File: 294 KB, 1250x1425, kogasasmirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She really got licked by Marisa in TH12.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:05:24 2009 No.2405052 File: 694 KB, 1333x1000, 1212643612837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of car does Akiha drive? A Nii-san

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Fri Apr 10 21:07:24 2009 No.2405061 File: 17 KB, 400x450, 1238636935861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is Cirno's favorite drug? Ice

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:08:24 2009 No.2405067 File: 115 KB, 520x738, 1217773970751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2405052 Icy what you did there...

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Fri Apr 10 21:10:33 2009 No.2405081 File: 341 KB, 978x978, 1238554078510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did Sakuya do after she got hungry? She went back four seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:11:24 2009 No.2405086 >>2404749 Wait, what? Post source, proof, and specific references or it didn't happen.

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Fri Apr 10 21:12:24 2009 No.2405093 File: 26 KB, 310x314, 1238552319161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did Sakuya do after she got hungry? She went back four seconds

>>	Ararara.. !6rrrcPnxDg Fri Apr 10 21:15:24 2009 No.2405108 >>2404749 >>2405093 I dont get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:17:24 2009 No.2405118 >>2405108 I don't get the other one either, but try reading the Sakuya one letter by letter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:18:24 2009 No.2405127 >>2405108 So she won't be hungry anymore duh

>>	Ararara.. !6rrrcPnxDg Fri Apr 10 21:20:24 2009 No.2405144 >>2405118 ohh. OHH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:24:24 2009 No.2405170 >>2405118 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:26:24 2009 No.2405181 >>2405093 This is truly a triumph of the English language.

>>	Kana !DPuvm5lnIA Fri Apr 10 21:27:24 2009 No.2405189 What

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:28:24 2009 No.2405193 File: 12 KB, 500x400, Moon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:31:24 2009 No.2405210

>>2404506
Once upon a time...

In a magical forest, in a far-off land, there lived a dollmaker. The dolls she made were beyond compare- a look would reveal no seam or joint, and a touch would bring the soft feeling of skin. They would move as she willed them, walking, jumping, even dancing around in merriment if she so felt like it. So skilled was she with the puppetry that naught a finger on her own hand need be lifted to care for her cottage.

However, this wasn't enough for her. She so desperately wanted her dolls to move on their own, to think, and feel, and have dreams of their own. Her studies were tireless, her works inspired and grand- but still her dolls stayed just dolls.

Over the years, her wish and her dream sank into the walls, the floor, even the very air of the forest beyond, but it all remained unanswered. Then, one day, all that work, hope, and love came together just so...

A doll that had sat on a shelf, looking over a grassy field beyond the window, was the first to move. It blinked once, then twice, then got up and stretched its little arms high. It took a step, then another, then laughed most merrily. It could move! It could sing, and dance, and skip across the floor as well as any child could! Soon, more dolls got up, some confused, some scared, but the first was joyous and knowing, and did comfort and help her new sisters.

Soon, all the dolls were up and about, some getting started on the much needed cleaning, others heading out to deal with the thick weeds that tangled about the cottage, and a few simply standing still to take in the feeling of being alive. The first doll worked open the door to the maker's bedroom, and bounced onto the sheets to give her the good news.

But she didn't get up.

She couldn't get up.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:31:24 2009 No.2405212

>>2405210
The long years of trying, all the work she had done, had taken from her youth, vitality, and, at long last, finally life. Nothing remained but dust and bones. The little doll fell back, her little heart nearly broken under the sorrow. The dollmaker couldn't hug her, or talk with her, or sing to her. But she was a well made doll, and could do still do one thing for her maker.

So she cried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:32:24 2009 No.2405216 /r/ing Touhou Star Sapphire in DC Star Sapphire outfit.

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Fri Apr 10 21:33:24 2009 No.2405223 File: 582 KB, 847x1200, drunkards_in_eientei_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reisen got so mad that she pulled her hare out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:35:24 2009 No.2405229 File: 395 KB, 677x1094, 1223699703556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2405144 >>2405181 I'm not Keine to the joke. Or the english language, apparently.

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Fri Apr 10 21:37:24 2009 No.2405241 File: 77 KB, 309x400, EirinWip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:38:24 2009 No.2405242 >>2405189 >>2405170 FOR SECONDS. facepalm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:39:24 2009 No.2405251 File: 183 KB, 380x1209, 9c6dc5241aedfd917f7eabcfb3b3eda6ff74f415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:41:24 2009 No.2405256 File: 346 KB, 661x818, 1227500180354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does the tag inside of Sakuya's cloths say? Maid in China

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:45:24 2009 No.2405273 File: 294 KB, 1280x960, moe 42336 sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Iku is a bright spark who knows what's watt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:49:24 2009 No.2405282 >>2405242 Aaaaah, I see. That one was rather complex though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:51:24 2009 No.2405285 >>2405256 ...Wait, does this explain all those MeilingXSakuya doujins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:58:24 2009 No.2405315 File: 179 KB, 600x846, 1239209418209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this thread. Why does Suika have no siblings? Because she is an oni child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:58:46 2009 No.2405320 >>2405315 But she has a sister...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:05:24 2009 No.2405338 File: 462 KB, 1160x848, 1239214365440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2405315 How is that possible? I thought she was an oni-chan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:14:24 2009 No.2405375 >>2405338 Touché

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:17:24 2009 No.2405388 >>2404500 Ok, I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:25:24 2009 No.2405429 File: 182 KB, 800x800, stupid adorable raven.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is nuclear power in an eggshell

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Apr 10 22:31:24 2009 No.2405455 whats black, white and lacks a hymen? aya >>2405052 and mokou's is a pontiac firebird >>2404958 also, AM I CUTE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 22:48:24 2009 No.2405525 File: 524 KB, 650x795, 1227081246966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's Keine's favorite cappuccino? A Mokou latte.

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