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i want to fuck the dog
Moona has a message for all you antis out there: https://files.catbox.moe/fzp2wn.webm
Nobodies streaming.
i want this rabbit to sleep and take a week off
I wish these Japanese girls were better at building on Minecraft. I know this opinion is autistic but fuck me man, their houses are so ugly
Towa...
>>24019467She's gonna make that money first.Rest comes after retirement.
>>24019461Funny joke haha
We're all gonna make it Towabros
Come draw with some anons, plenty of room lefthttps://aggie.io/6uw4feov__https://aggie.io/6uw4feov__
Risu pleases old men for new PC!
Inb4 ChromeOkayubroOkayu~n
I want to marry Pekora!
OH MY GAH
Towa-sama's new cover is out NOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvwNYyUVuUPlease support Towa-sama by watching that and her most popular video!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvTkQwFO4U
>>24019478I cant draw
Hololive Popularity (Sorted By Subs, Descending)Source: SocialBlade (30 May 2020)In a huge upset, Korone climbed into TOP 3 most subscribed Hololive in only 2 months since last time, overtaking Coco, Miko, and Sora. What happened?>Shirakami Fubuki605K Subs, 66,304,941 Views>Minato Aqua498K Subs, 61,909,231 Views>Inugami Korone400K Subs, 38,510,071 Views>Kiryu Coco371K Subs, 43,167,702 Views>Usada Pekora365K Subs, 38,296,602 Views>Houshou Marine360K Subs, 35,320,178 Views>Natsuiro Matsuri360K Subs, 27,610,515 Views>Tokino Sora346K Subs, 37,501,550 Views>Akai Haato 333K Subs, 25,507,311 Views>Shirogane Noel315K Subs, 15,965,589 Views>Nekomata Okayu305K Subs, 23,400,690 Views>Hoshimachi Suisei293K Subs, 19,434,762 Views>Sakura Miko284K Subs, 30,616,154 Views>Uruha Rushia281K Subs, 11,799,678 Views>Oozora Subaru253K Subs, 23,691,088 Views>Murasaki Shion252K Subs, 19,120,823 Views>Nakiri Ayame247K Subs, 12,194,618 Views>Amane Kanata241K Subs, 17,291,910 Views>Roboco238K Subs, 21,278,884 Views>Ookami Mio237K Subs, 19,893,690 Views>Yuzuki Choco237K Subs, 10,934,428 Views>Tsunomaki Watame236K Subs, 18,643,472 Views>Shiranui Flare160K Subs, 10,694,505 Views>Yozora Mel (Overtook Towa)151K Subs, 3,478,566 Views>Himemori Luna145K Subs, 6,546,526 Views>Aki Rosenthal133K Subs, 5,749,247 Views>Tokoyami Towa129K Subs, 4,929,371 Views
>>24019478I love all of these drawings
>>24019465Thanks doc
>want to sleep >haachama stream in 1 hour
>>24019478You might want to try refreshing your page, anon. Some parts of yours looks messed up compared to my canvas.
>>24019475shes already got like 200k usdalso her voice will be gone by the end of the week if she keeps this up
Subaru vs Haato English battle when
>>24019485Why are towafags like this?
>>24019465thanks doc
3-4 MONTHS>3-4 MONTHS3-4 MONTHS>3-4 MONTHS3-4 MONTHS
>>24019494Can't be stopped.
>>24019478Is aqua really that tiny?
the law of the jungle is the law of the world
>>24019478Why did you guys errased my shark fbk.
>>24019482Ayame pleases old men for free!
Miko... I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jmryEpwqdESkip to 2:46Our doggo is overtaking the west
>>24019478What number are we up to now?
>>24019517Aqua is 142 cm and Towa is 150 cm. It's about right?
I don't drink alcohol because I consider it a waste of money, but I'd drink if it's with Flare!
>>24019478mikochi! okitee!
huuuuh bros where's Towa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swd-unsVZBwJust how old is Aki?
>>24019530Shion yo!
>>24019478stop mistreating pekora drawfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24019494Do nipoids really stack their consoles on top of each other?
Towaiting
>>24019503better?the canvas is always so finicky.>>24019521I think some people just don't realize how the canvas works and accidentally delete drawings.if best to just keep the tab open and your layer locked if you want the image kept.>>24019530no idea, i'm not the normal anon that makes them.
>>24019536taking a piss
>>24019529KORONAY
>>24019521The site doesn't assign you a new layer by default. They might have erased their layer without realising it was shared.
>>24019538She's just extremely drunk all the time.
https://files.catbox.moe/2aagxu.mp4
>>24019521I have no idea why some people do that, but if you want to avoid that then leave the tab open and don't relinquish ownership of the layer.
>>24019529oh shit
>>24019472This is Nijisanji rather than Hololive, but I was watching Ars working away earlier and I think her home looks pretty fantastic
>>24019538I think it's more that she doesn't play the types of games where that chat speak is used.
>>24019472Way better than the shit I do on Minecraft. I sometimes just make a box and I'm super comfy. The fact that Towa took the time to autistically make a nice window with flower pots on it is incredibly amusing to me.
I fucking hate towa morning hours.
>>24019545Towa's cute shorts...
>>24019492Based fuck t*wafags
I forgot there's no asamiko today
>>24019517>>24019532Aqua's character is 142cm, she's about 20cm or so in real life while we don't know Towa's real height
>>24019563I hate this website sometimes...think its good enough to show towa or should i just kms
>>24019494Crazy how the biggest gaps are between the top 3.
>>24019485You don't want to see the word cloud.
>>24019573Is tomorrow the new program's premiere?
>>24019570how could anyone possibly hate such a positive and welcoming community
>>24019533
>Towa can't into mahjongm-maybe we could play together
>>2401957520cm shorter*
>>24019573Asamiko Sunday tomorrow 35P yay~
Subaru BOTW when
Can we support Artia as a joke?
>>24019574Super cute Towa!
>>24019578yes, first episode at 10am JST
>>24019533I want to go bar hopping with Flare!
>>24019574tag both Aki and Towa and they might reply to you
>>24019574send it, it's cute
>>24019573https://files.catbox.moe/umglfg.webmtomorrow is a new day 35p! asamiko sunday! a new chapter for mikotin!
>>24019573if pekora not on stream tomorrowyou know whats happeningmiko and rabbit sex
>>24019529Ah yes, Inoogarmay Korownay
>>24019575>20cmAnon?
>>24019529I hate it.
>>24019574Cute image anon!
>>24019573( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
>Korone is in the new polygon videooh no.... our sekrit club
>>24019574This is one of the few fanarts of Aki and Towa, they might use it in their thumbnail for next collab.
Still lmaoing at this
>>24019574I hate it too. I'll be drawing and if the server DCs, my layer randomly loses opacity. It's pretty annoying.
>>24019559Imagine getting Aki out-normie'ing Towa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53orDvvoB8k Subaru
>>24019574Use both holos hashtags, it's pretty cute
>>24019608I still can't believe Miko visited IRL shitholes
>>24019426Well that's mostly what she's doing and that's why I like her so much. For such a comfy character she can be rather chaotic.
>>24019558Ars is autistic so she has the ability to make great things
>>24019533FLARE!
>>24019486>Marrying a gambling addictYeah, enjoy having to sell your firstborn for money.
>>24019529Good now all EOP will flock to Korone.
>>24019608Explain
>>24019600
>>24019608Don't make fun of Haachama's home.
>>24019608Why are they so eager to show this eyesore I don't andastd
>>24019574send it, it's pretty good
pecor...
>>24019600Don't forget she's 148kg too
>>24019608I feel bad Miko had to see that
>>24019632She gets around
>>24019587No.
Baked Potato, and bacon for Towa in the morning!
ai laikuburetto
>>24019629>>24019612>>24019595>>24019592alright, thanks anons. hopefully i did it right, i don't into twitter.
Towa might be the healthiest eater in Hololive
Eating breakfast with Towa!
3k8 people watching Towa's breakfast Q&A
If Haato and Coco ask people to send them funny meme for their next video, what will you anons send them?
>>24019608Average SEA poster house.
>>24019529Makes me wonder how she'll handle Fallout 3 or NV, I've spent hours in those games just autistically organizing my junk in containers in my house. In NV it took multiple trips to move my stuff from Novac to the Lucky 38.
>>24019597>https://files.catbox.moe/umglfg.webmLink to this stream?
>>24019651I'm one of them.
M-MIKO!?
>>24019646Towa takes care of her body.
>>24019652Turn your /hlg/ narratives into memes!
Imagining Towa eating a hearty, well-balanced breakfast...This is truly what Hololive is about.
lop eared pekorathink of it anons
>>24019652I'm still waiting for the sundae ramen anon to deliver
>>24019652All the things posted here
>>24019645I can see it in search, so seems fine.
when are rts games going to become popular with hololive...
Since people bring up apparel from time to time, how would you guys feel about holo shoes? Towa, Mio, Okayu, Korone and Subaru for example wear pretty normal sneakers that shouldn't be too hard to make on a larger scale.
>>24019652
>>24019658based
>>24019652Miko boat
>>24019666People think Twitter bugged his suggestion because it is not being displayed for some people checking the hashtag.
>>24019669When skeletons become cooler
>>24019669I actually think they'd have fun with some of the custom games in SC. I could imagine things like phantom being a pretty big hit with them.
>>24019655I don't have the link, but I have this.https://files.catbox.moe/mmgmz2.webm
>>24019669We need a big brain holo for that
>>24019666He did deliver, but Haato hates foreigners
>>24019660>Suddenly their timelines are flooded with images of Aqua of wildly varying heights and weights with some beings small blobs to some being parade balloons
>>24019575Towa was taller than the other girls in the room from that one Nico event.
>>24019494Hololive Lifetime Superchat Totals, (As of 30 May 2020, Descending)Now it's time for the moneymakers.>Minato Aqua$592,326, 57,774 donations>Usada Pekora$467,831, 52,965 donations>Uruha Rushia$448,750, 35,179 donations>Houshou Marine$350,466, 35,869 donations>Natsuiro Matsuri$319,669, 34,261 donations>Kiryu Coco$319,162, 43,900 donations>Inugami Korone$286,022, 37,692 donations>Sakura Miko$270,063, 24,021 donations>Shirakami Fubuki$247,076, 27,446 donations>Shiranui Flare$232,453, 15,231 donations>Shirogane Noel$228,046, 19,131 donations>Murasaki Shion$226,694, 19,327 donations>Ookami Mio$211,630, 20,167 donations>Amane Kanata$208,582, 23,300 donations>Nakiri Ayame$200,100, 18,983 donations>Hoshimachi Suisei$195,218, 14,107 donations>Tokino Sora$193,594, 11,335 donations>Oozora Subaru$184,014, 28,035 donations>Roboco$171,436, 13,297 donations>Nekomata Okayu$156,646, 21,002 donations>Akai Haato$156,453, 16,806 donations>Tsunomaki Watame$112,787, 16,176 donations>Aki Rosenthal$88,135, 8,421 donations>Tokoyami Towa$81,067, 9,367 donations>Yuzuki Choco$72,102, 6,182 donations>Himemori Luna$67,490, 5,722 donations>Yozora Mel$14,114, 1,238 donations
Fuck now I'm craving baked potatoes and bacon too
>>24019611Best time of the day is finally here.
>>24019674Did she really fight sans for 12 hours
>>24019669Age of Empires 2 gen 3 vs gen 4 would be extremely based to be honest.
>>24019678>>24019690Do you anons have a link? I waited and looked for him but didn't see anything
>>24019674>Literalmente Quiengets me everytime
>>24019676Come on anon, that joke is so old.We're all over it already.At least mention something funnier, like this.https://files.catbox.moe/9garsp.webm
>>24019691I can get behind the whole Aqua's a 44.5cm 300kg blob narrative
>>24019606She really is, what the fuck
>>24019698Yes.
>>24019702https://twitter.com/RealLolcrab/status/1266141347779510272This was anons submission it was basically a yakisoba hotpocket
>>24019587I do it because she's a shitposter
>>24019694Luna...
>>24019694Mel doesn't have many supachas does she
>>24019694Rushia paypigs really are something else
>>24019712This is actually shot really well.
>>24019674>removed Sora
>>24019587I like her for real
>>24019674Where is Cielo Blanco?
Is Subaru voice different from the usual today? I'm using different speakers so I'm not sure
>>24019606Literally none of the top comments are about her anyway.
>>24019694Has Mel streamed at all recently?
>>24019674>Pirata (forma zun)Oh yeah I already forgot that happened
>>24019717You cant get supas if you cant stream
>>24019727Yeah. She's not haming it up right now.
>>24019727as long as it dont sound like pekoras your boy (girl) is fine
>>24019538look at that chat, didn't realize it's that bad.
> Suba trying to leech towa's viewsWhy is she like this?
>>24019694Can't believe Aqua made roughly 160k last year...
>>24019730Sent a video to Roboco's totsumachi. Also appeared in collabs with non-holo vtubers.
>>24019735>>24019737It just sounds a little hoarse, it's still super cute
>>24019727That's normal for morning streams, she doesn't bother with putting on a voice until she's fully awake.
I want to nail Towa's hands and feet onto the ground then drop an anvil onto her impure womb from a three-story building.
>>24019741Why are towafags like this?
>>24019712That looks pretty good->last few secondsMaybe not.
>>24019741Subaru wants to be Towa's friend
>>24019741Fuck of falseflagger, Subaru loves Towa, and Towa loves Subaru.
what holo will collab with kizuna ai first?
>>24019741>>24019750Thanks for the template I'll use this later
>>24019611It'd be so nice to greet the morning with Subaru.You'd wake up bright and early in the morning ready for work and give Subaru a gentle nudge to let her know to start waking up. It would take her a few minutes to fully wake up so while she's in the process you move to the kitchen to make some breakfast. You'd mix up some pancakes and throw bacon into the oven.Eventually Subaru would come into the kitchen and you'd give her a plate full of delicious food, she'd smile at you and thank you. Then right when she's about to dig in you'd smack it out from under her and start shouting at her, insulting her in all the different ways you've been holding back for months. She'd be shocked by the sudden attitude change so early in the morning and break down crying, her voice sounding like rubber ducks being throw down a garbage disposal. Eventually fed up you'd give her a rough smack to the face stunning her into silence. She'd look at you teary eyed with her cute face, wondering what she did to deserve this, her stupid face inviting more and more abuse to be thrown upon it, but right when you're about to continue your alarm rings telling you its time to leave for work. You'd apologize to her, give her a kiss on the forehead, and then grab her and toss her into the trashcan in your front yard, just in time for the trash collectors to take her to the dumpster, right where she belongs.
>>24019625in her google maps stream yesterday flips and indonesians were spamming the chat for her to go to their countries so she clicks on a random place in manila and it's basically a slum
>>24019748I usually don't watch them (still really bad at jap) so I never heard it like this
>>24019753The anon who posted it said he was just hamming it up for the camera but it was still kinda bad
>>24019760This
>>24019694>The worst ones at the bottomCan't believe how good this list is.
>>24019764Thank you
>>24019599Reminds me of listening to the BBC film critic Mark Kermode talking about The Tale of Princess Kaguya, It's not a complicated name, but for some reason he insists on saying "Kagoya", there are no Os in it, there's no reason to even think it could be said like that. It wouldn't be so bad if he just reviewed it once and that was it, but the film impressed him so he would often bring it up in later reviews of other films.It's like, they read the name, know that it's Japanese and so they think "I'm sure this must be said in some unintuitive way" and then they just wing it like that somehow increases their chances of getting it right rather than just reading it as they see it. It's a Romanisation of a Japanese name, it's not fucking Welsh or something.
>>24019742>tfw she's gonna be able to retire by the time shes 30I wonder what that's like
>>24019767I'm still bad at it too but I can't miss this voice and she's talking about the collab right now too.
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1266499191339053056You heard her lads
Post holos in outfits other than their defaults
>>24019764You're my favorite poster.I mean there's not really anymore competition though after stalkeranon and cuckanon died.
>>24019775I don't think she even knows what to do with all the money she gets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsU>435k in 2 daysHoly shit.
>>24019764I feel like your abuse part could use some more work, I'd recommend watching some Ryona to expand your horizon
What is Subaru saying about Mikochi and the virus right now?
>>24019765Damn. Of all the places to go to, she had to go there, huh?
>>24019694Haato's a lot lower than I would have expected.
>>24019781
>>24019764Subaru is my all time favorite and I really love her. But your posts are just endearing in a retarded sadistic way, you either love her very much or hate her very much and I respect your autism for typing this every day.
>>24019785I'm sleepy tonight and wasn't too inspired. After my scat fantasy yesterday i felt like going a little lighter today anyways.
>>24019765ok you have convinced me to watch the archive
>>24019786She's saying she's going to slap Miko in front of YAGOO as soon as quarantine is over.
>>24019795Thanks for your work anon, I look forward to the next story
>>24019771peak cringe
>>24019694I'm surprised Luna's paypigs aren't stronger. They have to be pretty hardcore already if they're into Luna.
>>24019781I love Aqua so much.
>>24019775I would probably develop a hard drug addiction. Good thing there are no drugs in Japan.
>>24019694I love aqua so much but she's clearly out of my league. Even without the money she's just such a precious gem I could never hope to woo her no matter how good a person I become.
>>24019799Why would anyone ever slap Mikochi
>>24019742>>24019775160k is far from enough to retire, especially in expensive areas like Tokyo.
I bet Towa would be happier if her chat wasn't 70% English.
>>24019817Reading comprehension my guy.
>>24019781Do you have holos wearing the outfits of other holos?
>>24019798It's really funny all the way through. Miko visited a lot of places and ogled all the girls like a dirty old man.
>>24019822I mean yearly.That's essentially just normal STEM pay in the US.
>>24019804What is happening here
>>24019775Aqua will probably retire earlier than that just like how Choco already has plans. They're both the same gen, so they can't be too far off in contracts. Aqua seems like she has a lot of things she wants to do other than just streaming. Like voice acting for example, and I'm sure she enjoys dancing too.
>>24019812Nobody on that list is in your league buddy
>>24019765She clicked on weird places. Like she only looked at Sydney's beaches for some reason. Nowhere else.
>>24019694Nobody's going to point out Aki? Isn't it sad?
>>24019831She's too young though, and the bubble will eventually pop. She should have enough to put down on a nice home, pay for her education, and buy a car, but as far as living expenses, she'll likely have to get a job eventually.
>>24019833It's referencing the time senchou stayed over at Coco's place.
>>24019724You don't even watch her streams.
>>24019796This image is incomplete, where are her cat ears!?
>>24019760>Subaru and Aki are the only holos that actally like TowaTowa...
>>24019831No it isn't my guy. I'm I work at a genetics research facility in Phoenix, AZ with a BioChem degree and only make about 60k a year. Even Silicon Valley engineers start off at like 80k-100k a year.
>>24019835I don't want just anyone on that list. I want aqua.
>>24019688Shame but that utawaku probably's been unlisted or privated
>>24019838Some people like Aki and Choco get money from ASMR so it's harder to judge them.
>>24019849Towa...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Hololive is just made to make her out as the slut, when really she's no worse than any of the 'idols' and a better person than most of them.What are the main complaints? She masturbated guys on stream and lied about it?Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking masturbated guys on stream. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She just saw them doing it.Let me ask you this. WHO IN HOLOLIVE DOESN'T WANT TO MASTURBATE MEN? You can't even name one fucking character who wouldn’t want to masturbate their small dicks! hololive Idols are the kind of bitch who will act like they don't want it when they really do. They'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Towa knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy man-whores like her audience want.And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly lied about it later.Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious fan. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Ayame does the same thing to dirty old men for money it's like 'oh she's so womanly', but when Towa does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect her only fan. She probably was going to study medicine to tighten those guys asses back up or cure their syphilis or something.The whole project was made to make that slut Ayame look good. Objectively, Towa is a far better character than Ayame. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Ayame, and if she weren't stuck with that weak ass personality and no plothax she probably could have fucked the entire cast.
Moona is logically the only holo who doesn't have a boyfriend.
>>24019846Shut up Ui you fucking pervert
>>24019846
TenQ
>>24019849Kanata and Roboco too
>>24019849How can you forget Roboco
>>24019852Damn.Since I have the chance to ask, does anyone have the webm of Miko singing Under the Sea while playing ARK?
>>24019849Everyone loves Towa!!!
>>24019865TenQ too, Towa anon
>>24019863Based
>>24019863Meh, joke's on her, her kimono outfit is much more arousing.
https://files.catbox.moe/aq02lh.mp3
>>24019707Mikoboat will never die!
>>24019850I'm entry level CS (about 2 years of experience) and just got a 100k job, and that's taking a pay cut to work somewhere with a lower cost of living where I wanted, and with the understanding I'm on track for promotions fairly regularly if I stick with them.I have friends who graduated with me who are already making 200k+ in cali (given cali is an over inflated shithole, but still) 100k+ for computer jobs is normal especially in more specialized areas.Its nice pay, but after taxes its still 50-60 by the time i could comfortably retire.
>>24019863But that is her default, you even used her character sheet.
>>24019810ass too big
>>24019850My dad's a BioEng and his pay tops out at 100k. Management makes far more but a lot of them got canned during the koronevirus fallout.
>>24019597That was actually really nice.
>>24019812Come on anon, believe in yourself some more, you can better yourself and become someone able to get someone like Aqua. Don’t lose hope so easily. There’s more to life than money.
>>24019872Towa has ants as fans...?
>>24019900Hence her nightmare the other day.
>>24019890Anon...
>>24019900
>>24019887They said that about star wars
>>24019558Until she fucking burned it to the ground... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DunDQmJSfYE&t=323s
>>24019889Gonna assume you're LARPing or they're lying to you to try and brag about their salary. But if it's true then lucky you.
>>24019908Rurudo-mama...
Scissoring with Aqua...
>>24019890congrats anon, you're even more autistic then flare is.
>>24019915Don't remind me anon.
>>24019764the last 4 words is always the best part
>>24019869https://files.catbox.moe/q9jsiu.webm
please love this rabbitplease shes ill mentally and killing herself for your attention
>>24019849>Roboco>Aki>Okayu>Kanata>Suisei>rurudoAnd her famili!!!
>>24019694>Matsuri top 4Good job Matsuribros
>>24019919It's an anonymous website, dude. Literally who cares enough to lie about their career?
Subaru sharing behind the scenes stuff and her impressions again! Glad she loved yonkisei so much
>>24019923Kamisama... I love Aqua so much...
Who is Marine's Sakura Taisen waifu? Has she ever said?
Please protect Artia's smile...
>>24019925I remember the pain MIko felt when she lava'd her house.I can't even begin to imagine the pain Ars just felt watching her huge tree burn down. Fuck.
>>24019852Search "unlisted" in the archivebam
>>24019919Anon, that's literally just how it works. Computer engineering and petroleum engineering make way more right out the bat as well. I can understand biology and chem making less, but this is just in relation to 160k being a lot of money. And its not, considering you can get there easily with a simple BS.
>>24019928I loved this stream so much.https://files.catbox.moe/uodkwa.webm
Please watch Towa and support her, てんQ!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20New song cover will be out soon™
There's no more stream...
How do I reply, /hlg/?
>>24019947That's pretty good
>>24019954Thanks for reminding me, anon
>>24019943I didn't know Subaru was going to be in KanoKari this summer
I want to mix laxatives into Towa's breakfast so when she's on the subway with her boyfriend, her bowels will explode and cover up her seat with shit. And then when everyone is looking at her disgusted, I'll release a box full of flies, gants, and lice so they swarm her and hopefully lay eggs in her impure womb.
>>24019959Give her a supacha
>>24019959>Need something, FBK?
>>24019959You gotta show her your akasupa now
>Towa said my Japanese was goodI am now happy for the next 30 years, thank you Towa-sama
>>24019932She already gets a lot of love from other people, she doesn't need me.
>>24019977More like 30 hours
>>24019977Were you the british guy?
>>24019964Why are Towa antis so lazy with their posts? Always reposting the same copypastas and shit OC.Be more creative like the Subaru abuse poster.
>>24019959When did you steal my phone?
>>24019977Towa keeps lying...
As Towafag i'll never forgive what Mio did to Towa last night, i'll dislike Mio stream
>>24019817What do retired people in Tokyo even do?
>>24019977she responded in english for a reason anon...
I've just started to get into vtubers, but Hololive seems interesting to me so far because it's in a seemingly unique situation of growing a significant English fanbase that it doesn't know what to do with.Idol culture has largely been at a distance from all but the most devout westerners, but "virtual youtubers" bridge the gap in a unique way, and this seems especially true with hololive.With the growth and spread of vtubers like Korone and Pekora among "EOPs", I could legitimately see them growing far beyond their current numbers from just English-speakers alone.How would hololive handle that? AI and a few others blew up, but from what I understand their model of business is totally different from hololive's model.Would the vtubers still be able to collaborate/market themselves in the same ways, even when the majority of their audience is obviously EOPs?HololiveEN seems like an attempt to divert this issue by shifting EOP's attention to actual English speakers, but as we all know its pretty much a crapshoot.Actually, I think HololiveEN interests me the most.They could be legitimately entertaining, or horrendously terrible, or just generic twitch thots. But seeing how this Japanese company handles them and any of their collaborations with the Japanese vtubers will be interesting either way.
Whenever Toyo gets a new outfit, would you want Bibi to continue being a hat or turn into a different accessory?
>>24019936>Suiseibullshit, shotacons hate each other
>>24019982lol just stop replying anon
Aki's perfectly cut scream:https://files.catbox.moe/zga7jg.webmTowa's iyaaaaa:https://files.catbox.moe/7b3d1y.webm
>>24019951This is why I think you're full of shit. Because you disregard readily available salary statistics in the United States which states otherwise. Also my anecodatal evidence and experiences are different than yours. Like I said dude, if true, then good for you. But there is no reliable statistic that supports your original comment that the average STEM career makes 160k a year.
>>24019982Because people reply to them, just ignore it.
>>24019992Is this pasta? It better.
>>24019995>ToyoStupid car tire brand making mix up names
>>24019959>Why are you like this?
>>24019977On the other hand, she completely denied the angel in the mirror thing I said.Maybe she's even purer than an angel
>>24019947Damn that's hella cute
>>24019798its really comfy. just ignore the chat
>>24019655>>24019852It's still up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbR76Ul3mC4>>24019869https://files.catbox.moe/mf5kxe.webm
>>24019988weak bait, try harder
>>24019915Shit, I didn't know. This is painful to watch, she'd just started playing Minecraft again too.
>>24019992That image should have Aqua whipping YAGOO, she's the one who controls Hololive from the shadows with her tiny iron fist
>>24019992didn't read lol
>>24020004>average is 110k>implying there are many people who make over 110k>average petroleum engineer is 120k (not including their bonuses and hazard pay)>This is in the US which has far less taxes than JapanIts okay to be poor anon, just don't be so defensive about it.
>>24020019and you still replied, good job
>>24020016Thanks a ton 35P! Now it's time to listen to Mikochi~
>>24019995Toyo...
>>24019956It really doesn't get lewder than this
>>24020029pekora... please dont die...
>>24019995What else could he be? Maybe a hairpin or something, but I feel like that's too small.There's not many accessories you could have on the upper body that are big enough for characterization.
>>24019990oh no...
>>24020029>mfw cant protect that smile because shes a workaholic attention wanting rabbit with less self awareness than cocofeels bad man
>>24020025>every STEM job is CS and EngineeringYeah, okay. I'm arguing with a retard. Nevermind. Think about what you're arguing before you make inane comments and stop LARPing my guy. It's kinda sad.
what's she saying?
>>24020038
>>24020003I can't believe Aki is fucking dead.
>>24020021Based tiny iron fist poster.
>>24020011I must have missed that part anon, I will suupa for you next time
I feel like if Miko doxxes self and reveals to be young and attractive she will lose fans... For everyone else it would be the opposite...
>>24020016You're the best, Mikobro
>>24019896What kind of person would deserve an angel like aqua? Fit, confident, kind, things like being handsome isn't something you can control but I'm sure aqua would want it anyway.
>>24020050Imagine being this assblasted that anon makes 6 figures and you don't.
>>24019989die
just get back from 5ch, they said the reason pekora always stream even it kill her voice is because she have huge debt and she need to pay it soon because yakuza keep coming to her apartment
>>24019638this, I'm happy giving all my money to my vtubergodess so that they won't ever see those shithole.
>>24019995Toywa...
>>24020050Shut the fuck up and go back. Nobody gives a shit about your blogposting and dick measuring contest. Post Holos.
>>24020051
>>24020050>no u
>>24020034It can be.
>>24020029I've gotten to the point in my life where I've set up Pekora's laugh as my alarm because it's the only thing that makes me feel like it's worth getting up.
>>24020071fake newsshes always been like this old jap ito fags called her the insane pig farmer for a reason
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1266544781485682688It's Apex isn't it?
>>24019995Haha imagine if Bibi turned into Towa's panties. Haha imagine if you turned into Towa's panties.
>>24020079Dude what happened to the odd numbered Lunas from Luna17 to Luna69?
I can’t take this anymore bros. How am O supposed to go on living like this? Knowing I will never be able to actually be intimate with my favorite holo in any real way? How am I supposed to settle for some washed up American hag? I mean no amount of learning japanese or doing my reps will ever actually get the attention of my favorite holo. How am I supposed to just settle for some vapid, 3D cunt who would openly mock my interest on vtubers, my interest in video games? Why am I destined to live in this shit hole? Forced to inevitably settle with some washed up Stacy or, for lack of a better word, cringy landwhale weeb? What’s the point if I know I won’t be able? These real bitches have burned me too many times what’s the point? Even now a small shred of my westernized burger brain tells me not to do this, getting a membership and and giving supas makes me a simp, why do I care? Why is my brain poisoned by this reddit tier shit, fuck I can’t stand this. Every day that passes is one filled with twice the anguish as the last. All I want to do is watch my favorite holo and others stream and make me and others smile and be entertained, but in this cruel reality it is an illusion; one that leads to such terrible self-pity and resentment of the real world. Getting into this shit is just as much a curse as it was a blessing. I was pulled out of my depression and am now sinking back in, I don’t think it will get better bros. I think this is it, but I’m too much of a coward to do anything about it.
just got back from 5ch, they said they wanted to wrap Towa in a burrito. Then with a sledgehammer they'll start from her feet and flatten her entire slut body until it's completely flat.
>>24019981Unfortunately
>>24019997Today, as always, Suisei is not a shotacon!She may be attracted to young boys, but those don't count because they're very mentally mature compared to their physical age!
If you don't make six figures in dollars of course, you shouldn't post here.
>>24020056Bless Gaou papa for this image.
>>24019486Sugita is such a lucky guy.
>>24020093That satisfied look on Senchou gets me every time.
>>24020110.. Is she going to make you wear it? It makes no sense for her to wear it since she already has a tail.
if i make six figures i donate half of it to the Make a Wish Foundation and get Towa collab with Aqua...
>>24020093W O M BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24020101>implying we won't have AI robot maids in a couple of decades>implying we won't be able to upload vtuber personalities to our AI robot maids
>>24020099Fuck if I know. Either he doesn't have them or he just doesn't post them for some reason
>>24019951>you can get there easily with a simple BSGive me a step by step so I can flood my favourite holo with akasupacha. I already have a shitty BS of IT.
>>24020058Oh don't worry, she read it, she just denied what I said and it was cute.
>>24020109Why are you so upset? Passive aggressiveness isn't cute.
>>24020108https://streamable.com/pjz36r
>>24020040Scarves, hairbands and necklaces come to mind, maybe he can even be an inner tube for her swimsuit 3D
>>24020102just got back from 5ch they said this anon is full of shit
>>24020131I legitimately think that guy died or quit because I haven't seen anything new in weeks. Someone else has to carry the Luna reaction image mantle
>>24019694How much do the chuubas actually get from these though? Don't YouTube and Cover Corp take a pretty big cut?
>>24020143Oh yeah, a scarf would be cute for a winter design.
>>24020131Oh I thought you were the original
>>24020102is that a compliment?
Just got back from 5ch, they said they just got back from 4ch, wtf
>>24020137wtf cute,, I love Towa even more now
>>24019995Towa in a suit with a ponytail and Bibi as her tie.
>>24020150Luna has no fans so youre asking for the impossible
Why does Korone like old men?
>>24020102I want a Towa burrito fanart now, that sounds cute.Thanks for the idea, anon.
>>24020102but I thought Towa was already pretty flat
>Iofi playing LL first thing in the morningThis gacha slave alien...
>>24020134Just move to California. Everyone there in IT makes six figures.
>>24020158Go back to 5ch fagget
https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1266548470078246917Oga did end up whaling after all...
It's weird that Towa's viewership only went down by 200 when subaru logged on and got 10k viewers. It's like there is nearly no crossover. Also did subaru's morning chats always get this much, last few i checked out where like 4k. Is it thanks to how popular last nights gen 4 collab was?
>>24020142Here's the latest one from yesterday's streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/673hye.mp4
>>24020173But then I have to live in california. Is it really worth it?
>>24020134get cisco certs. literally go all in on cisco bullshit. as an IT guy that's probably more up your field, and cisco experts make huge dollars. become THE network guy, and you'll easily make 150+downside your life is going to suck forever if you do this, but at least you'll make bank
>>24020185No, there's a reason everyone is leaving
>>24020185Why do you think entry level jobs there give six figures?
>>24020165its ether old men or the old 400 pound cat hag
>>24020180I think a lot of the holos don't actually have that much overlap. Just judging by what I've seen. The big names right now are the only ones I see with it, and it's only 1-3k usually between em.
>>24020173Yeah, but cost of living also goes up exponentially there.You still make a bunch more money, but not as much as it looks like initially and you also have to deal with living in California.
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1266547956691304451>wanted to do ANOTHER long stream today but her game didn't comeusada... why...
>>24020180Towa has one of the lowest subscriber count so most people who are subscribed to Subaru don't watch Towa and would rather just wait doing something else
>>24020185You just need to put up with LGBTDFTYFTDHWRF community, it's not a big deal
>>24020173You'd also have to pay 6 figures in rent.
>>24019545Cute sleepy okayu~n
>>24020064Hopefully someone who can take care of her and keep her happy forever. That's all that really matters. You can't control those things, but at the same time no one but Aqua knows what she wants, so you'll always have the potential to be the one no matter how incompetent and valueless you think you are. Maybe that's what Aqua wants in the end. Anyways, it's just a good thing to do your best, anon. Your efforts will never go to waste.
>Will never stop entertain you even though it kill her voicePeko stop...
Noel doing Ringed City DLC fucking when?
>>24020185Do you wanna rent a cardboard box solo or live with 7 other roommates to afford rent? Dont forget your neighborhood meth addicts!
>>24020173>Everyone there in IT makes six figuresThat's enough for rent, what about food though.
>>24020193The dog is the hag, the cat's in the cradle, the big cradle.
Which chuubas from both companies are on the spectrum, besides Ars?
>>24020195This. Local news always shows these "high earners" living in shitboxes and cars. California is fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DV5qnX540What is this retard doing today?
>>24020134Ever since I took over my father's business I've realized that being a NEET is a lot better and less stressful than having a high paying job where you can't relax because every fucking day at any given minute someone is gonna call you with a problem that you have to solve. Literally thinking about selling the business and going back to NEETdom with cash to donate to Subaru when I can. My Dad would be rolling in his grave but I just don't care anymore.
>>24020196Does this cute retard ever sleep?
>>24020217Being retard
>>24020102That sounds like some made in abyss shit.
>>24020210This but Tokyo and no meth
>>24020202Not if you live in your car
>>24020196fucking STOOOOOOOP PEKORAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24020218>tfw reading this post stressed me out already with just the ideaI just want to live forever with Hololive...
>>24020204My wrist pain went down with some new stretches. Glad I finished her well enough.
>>24020218This whole situation has made me realize how much I missed being a NEET. I don't even care that I'm not working, I'm happy as fuck
Did Coco stop celebrating her sub goals? I never saw her posting her 360k and 370k goals on twitter.
Fuck pekora manager for not letting pekora rest
>>24020128>implying most of us will still be alive by then.If it was the next 7 years i could believe that
Okay, should I get the black or the white Towa shirt?I'm thinking black, just looks nicer in general.Might just buy both though.anyone know the typical size conversion from Japan -> American?
Nobody cares about your life. Stop blogging.
>>24020231Fucking saved
>>24020262Towa a shit
I swear Okayufags are like the Hanayofags of Hololive. Love Livefags will know what I'm talking about.
>>24020262You probably want the xl if your not a twink
>>24020185A lot of the smaller cities and big towns are actually very nice but if you plan to work in IT you either have to live in an overpriced hellhole or commute over an hour every day.
>>24020262Up 2 sizes for burgers I think
Clipped my favorite parts of Subaru's collab.https://files.catbox.moe/b0p6i2.webmKanata got thoroughly disarmed by Subaru's antics but fired back with pointing out yet again that Subaru trying to imitate voices just sounds like Subaru, to Mio's incredible delight.https://files.catbox.moe/cz8tz2.webmUnlike Kanata Towa straight up couldn't react to Subaru's shenanigans, her deadpan reactions and comments got Mio wheezing the most. In both cases Subaru had to assure the girls that they won't in fact get killed but she obviously had fun. Her talking so much about this collab now and how strange everyone were, especially Kanata, gives me hope for further interactions.>>24020180Probably still a tail of that collab, everyone were expeting her to comment on it and she really delivered in full on that. Maybe some of the people will actually stick around, that collab pulled some really nice numbers.
>>24020264Id rather read anon's blogposts than watch Luna tbdesu
>>24020271>>24020275Fair then, I don't mind loose clothes either if it ends up being too big. arigathank you
>>24020262Why the fuck are the designs for the shirts all so shit? Just put the fucking cat face on it and you have a top tier and subtle design.
>>24020264Get a load of this salty wageslave.
>>24020262I think the black one works better, it's more resembling of her hat.
gonna fucking get coco to drive over to pekoras home and hold her away from her computer and make her go to bed.holy shit this fucking rabbit what the fuck
>>24020270Explain so I can pretend to be insulted.
>>24020098brb making a DA account
>>24020262black obviouslywhile we're on the topic I think this is the best looking design by far, whether you like kanata or not
>>24019995I'm going to keep posting about Cowgirl Towa with Cowgirl hat Bibi until it happens.
>>24020262Black but it'll probably be too small for all but the tiniest. The XL there is like a US Medium.
>>24020270Is it because we love rice?
>>24020270kek
>>24020270>both like rice>both are fat>both have calming personalities>neither can sing>both have fans that act てえてえ when posting her but are secretly terrible shitposters Holy shit, why have I never noticed?
Haachama..
>>24020277https://files.catbox.moe/9l4n1b.webm
>>24020225>no methhttps://files.catbox.moe/f34qkk.webm
>>24020280There are exact measures on the page, just transform those to inches and measure yourself to see which one fits best
>>24020309Did anyone save the incest one?
>>24020270But I'm a Hanayofag and not a Okayufag.
HAACHAMA HAS CORONAVIRUS
>>24019694The only one that's not making a decent wage is the one that isn't streaming, so I'm happy with that.
I'm falling for the duck bros...
>>24020298>not ヘイJust kidding, that's the best one.
>>24020298I can't decide which one is better, that one or the twitter post one. Both are works of art.
>>24020284I don't think its too bad. Its small enough, and its not gaudy. Bad designs imo are the ones like roboco where tis literally just artwork copy and pasted on a shirt.>>24020298Was also thinking of grabbing this one. I guess they don't have the tweet one I was thinking of grabbing for the shitposts. The fubuki one is pretty cute too, but not gonna grab that one.Shame they don't have more jackets so I could wear it into work
towa has zero mahjong experience? This sio collab is gona be a shitshow, i cant wait.
>>24020321duck dont care about fans
>>24020328Why are towafags like this?
>>24020246She's saving up for 400Planning a live asacoco orgy with all gen 4
>>24020308Someone's gotta make a subasubasuba compilation, it's too precious
>>24020334i aint a towafag faggotim a pekora fan
>>24020316>>24020270Now that I think about it I am a Diafag but I like Luna the most and they're nothing alike. >tfw no bossy ojou who is secretly a dork
>>24020334Prove it.
>>24019465the Iofi behind the slaughter
>>24020262I've been told go 1 size larger for girls and 2 for guys
>>24019977Where is it in the VOD? Whenever it fully uploads.
Roboco x Matsuri collab laterhttps://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1266553114892500993?s=20
https://www.strawpoll.me/20187081/
>>24020357>Strawpoll
>>24020321Stick around, it's a fun ride.
>>24020357>we
>>24020357>We
>>24020357are you retarded? yes you are
>>24020354
>>24019694Flare is pretty high
>>24019587https://live.bilibili.com/21908196Plenty of people are supporting her for real...
Why are subaru and watame so feminine and fuckable? Not even semen demons like choco and marine can compete
>>24020189As an IT guy who regularly has to deal with Cisco bullshit, don't go all in on it. There are better ways to make bank, ways that don't involve wanting to get hit by a bus in the process.
we're a comm here
>>24020372Gen 3 is pretty high*
>>24019784Suisei sounded like that?
>>24020371>mfw you have so little appeal to people you have to steal the rabbit ears off the top earning hololiveroboco fags are the worse
>>24019587>>24020376Fine what does she play...>ApexNo.
>>24020372Flares gachikois are oil barons
Remember when Haachama wasn't a joke?
>>24020392This make Flare gachikoi better than Rushia gachikoi?
>>24020298I still don't know what this shirt says on the left.
>>24020395is that a joke?shes always been a matsuri clone
>>24020385https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webmshes great live too
>Aqua APEX againEh... better than MC I guess... Really fucking wish Aqua wouldn't play so much FOTM and shovelware, especially considering she's a fucking actual gamer. Haato and Rushia get a pass since they're not really into vidya but Aqua is. Would it fucking kill her to pull a Korone or Luna and play something from her adolescence?
>>24020405How the fuck is it at 99 dude
>>24020385Through autotune all is possible.>>24020405That's the smuggest fucking Luna I have ever seen in my fucking life
>>24020377I wanna make sloppy, squelching, rough love to Subaru’s anus.
>>24020405lunafag opinions are worth dirt
>>24020405I wish she'd do more stuff like her Sekiro no-heal demon bell charmless challenge run.
>>24019923I knew it! all Aqua's fans were lesbos.
>>24020334rent free
>>24019977you got nihongo jouzu'd anon
>>24020371>matsuriGuess i wont be watching roboco today
>>24020405>she's a fucking actual gamer.What the fuck is the criteria for an "actual gamer"? If you play video games then you're a real fucking gamer.
>>24020417rushia fag spotted>>24020423roboco fags truly are the worst
>>24020395Damn this image is incredibly erotic.
>>24020425t. Mio
>>24020395Her being a joke makes her cuter
>>24020403LookAtHerGo
>>24020425no, don't summon that anon again, please.
>>24020305>can't singNow this is bad bait.
>>24020392I don't think they're that rich, but they're very contrarian. She tells them to stop donating, they donate more.Flare tells them they're celebrating subs milestone tomorrow, they decide to donate today instead.
>>24020429>rushia fag>lesboshuh?
>>24020405Aqua is peak comfy, Lunafag.
>>24020431Every Haato image is erotic
>>24020398>PP may betray me, but I won't betray you.
I don't hate Haachama, but I find her face to be so punchable.
>>24019674>Vampirita (floja)>Mel...
>>24020405God I fucking hate lunafags
>>24020452
>>24020442I should watch flare more.
Thanks for the earrape haachama
>>24020455naaaaaaa
Haachamas going nuts again
>>24020411That's where poop comes from anon
>>24020447you failed reading in school.
>>24020448>>24020455Are Aquafags actually this braindead? I never implied she was bad. I am just wishing she played games with an actual story or something she can engage in and react to and become invested in.
>>24020452I like her and I feel the same, it's normal.
>>24020455んなああああああ
>>24020467Not right now you don't!
>>24020401Bruv, Matsuri wishes she was as cute and as close to Hoshikawa as Haato.
>>24020457This fucking bitch's face.
>>24020475Why are lunafags like this
>>24020461Yes, you should.
How can FBK increase her appeal?
>>24020436Those hips are lewd.
>>24020489>europoors wake up>suddenly an influx of lunafags shitposting everywhere
Viewers bullying Haachama again.
In this question is she being asked what starts with [お] that makes her happy and showing what viewers thinks makers her happy? N10 btw
>>24020466When did she start posting proper english chat rules?
>>24020425It's very simple. You see the middle and right parts of the images? You can clearly see real gamer activity, and therefore, you see examples of real gamers. Now look to the left side of the image. You will notice that there aren't any real games anywhere. That's how you know said person isn't a real gamer. Look at the left and then go to Rushia and Haato's pages and you'll understand the similarity.
Haatons are fucking wild kek
>>24020482matsuri is closer anonmatsuri is not in fucking Australia
>>24020461I love Flare, but I understand that not everyone like her. Follow your heart, if her voice pleases your ears then you'll end up a flarefag eventually.
>>24020442I wish people would bully me with money
>>24020475This is why I hate Lunafags. They act like their opinion matters.
>>24020475>games with an actual story or something she can engage in and react toThat's peak casual though, Aqua is an actual gamer.
>>24020486I want to bully her so much.
>>24020505A bit after the official English rule copypasta was made and the other vtubers were using it
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1266556722769825792Aqua... please it's a team game, you don't to worry so much about carrying...
Why the fuck is Haachama acting even more retarded and childish than usual today?
How do /v/fags feel about Haato? She doesn't play vidya and it bothers me.
>>24020405Okay let's try this. Dino D-Day open drop-in server shenanigans?
is luna canonically a virgin
>>24020486I love how she controls her brows
>>24020533Her viewers were bullying her.
>>24020497Literally just stop collabing with men and appeal to waifufags, Rushia gets a shitfuckload of supachas just by doing that while at the same time having an average subscriber count and low view count
>>24020475>games with an actual storyDisgustingMight as well read a book or watching a movie for such shallow entertainment
>>24020538no
>>24020524And I want to redraw her model's uneven eyes
>>24020504more like "makes someone/everyone happy"its sad seemingly no one itt is watching haachama
>>24020534You must be new because Haachama is king of kusoge.
>>24020122why does Aqua hate Towa?she said she wanted to play... why would she lie like that on stream...?
>>24020403She was incredible in her recent stream
>>24020551I obviously mean real vidya, dumbo.
>>24020551>kusogeNow this guy is actually new because he thinks kusoge = shovelware. Korone is the actual queen of kusoge.
>>24020534She's the only one who cleared Getting Over It, also a pro at BunnymanEveryone else are fucking /v/ tier casuals
>>24020122>>24020553Towabros, you lose hope too soon. Aqua and Towa already have their collab planned.
>>24020525Yeah a lot of the holos are using that now, it was just the 4th gens at first. Although I think only Towa and Watame edited to say they speak little english instead of no english.
Artia...
>>24020549But then she'd come across as less of a retard.
If Risu wants to play PSO2, doesn't it make sense for her to set up a guild and probably have a few indie vtubers as assistants if the other holos aren't interested?
>>24020553They're both socially awkward, this whole time they've been trying to build up to courage to ask the other again.
>>24020555She plays real games! Check out her RE2 stream!
>>24020550I'm watching.
>>24020506I already miss paper mario
>>24020538no, she fucked matsuri
>>24020566Surprisingly accurate post.
>>24020534Well, not all of them have to play videogames, I appreciate that she thinks of more interesting ways to actually engage with her audience.Of course most of them are:>"Alright everyone, send me this normal thing!">people send her erotic/creepy things>"Eeeewwwww! Creepy...."or just her making herself look like an idiot.But she's trying!
>>24020566no way people like that exist
>>24020558The best thing about Korone is her balance of kusoge, kamige and just plain weird quirky stuff.
>>24020579pekora exists so yes they do
>>24020534/vr/chad here. Sometimes you gotta realize that not every chuuba needs or wants to be a Korone, Luna, or Okayu. Haato has a somewhat amusing niche and she's too stupid and vapid to really get and appreciate deeper games anyway. It's usually the intelligent and deeper thinkers in Hololive who play vidya while the normalfag simpletons like Haato and Rushia do whatever. They're entertaining but they're not worth really getting invested in.
Why isn't Artia contented with her CN audience? Why does she crave the Big Western Brothers?
>>24020574Haaton-Haachama banter is fun as fuck thoughI can't think of other vtubers who are as close as this with their viewersNot like I watch many of them though
>>24020534/v/ doesn't play games either.
>>24020585Because we're more fun than bugs.
>>24020584Why are Koronefags like this?
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1266558623007703042Okayu's playing Yume Nikki for the first time today, fuck yes. Sure hope it's the original...
>>24020566>Aqua and Towa are both spergs but also afraid of each otherIt's like advanced pottery.
they're bullying haachama...
>>24020196Safe? Or is she just going to play something else?
>>24020595Why are fags like this?
>>24020538she's 0yo and I'm going to pop her cherry after our political marriage.
>>24020585I'm assuming her normal audience doesn't understand twitch memes.
>>24020598Delete this shit.
>>24020568Today's haato's tsukkomi is unironically great
>>24020574Haachama is like a retarded diamond. Her ideas are on the edge of being a disaster but have a kind of allure to them
>>24020587This. Viewer engagement is probably her biggest strength right now.
>>24020596Whats the bet she goes straight to uboa? No way she wouldnt know what that is
>>24020538She's unironically probably a turbo virgin or turbo slut IRL. Absolutely no in between.
>>24020596>Sure hope it's the original...I forgot that happened. Why does everything Kadokawa touches turns to shit?
>>24020566>trying to build up to courageTowa asked her during her totsu in front of 20k+ people, there isn't much more courage to build up.
>>24020598mio!?
>>24020598Took me a solid minute to understand that it's not an average looking random japanese woman. I wonder what his skincare routine is.
Oi Trudeau, fix your underwater interweb cables to China
>>24020596
>>24020585because she lives in the west
>>24020598that's my girlfriend, how did you got her pic?
>>24020550First of all, most anons aren't fluent enough in Japanese to understand talking streams. Second of all, Haato's streams are highly dependent on you loving her as a person. That would imply having poor taste in women.
>>24020596>Yume NikkiI will now watch your cat.
>>24020596>yume nikkithe fuck is that? explain for a zoomer
>>24020596Watching Okayu play Yume Nikki would be a better experience than playing the game itself. It has some great imagery and atmosphere but it's really boring overall.
>/v/ doesn't like haatoGood leave my daughter alone
>>24020644go back to leeedit
>>24020644Google it. Also leave.
>>24020644RPG maker game where you walk around and weird stuff happens. They made a soulless 3d remake a few years ago.
>>24020652never been though>>24020653i want you guys to explain it
>>24020648I'm going to punch your daughter and call her dumb.
>>24020600probably DQM at night again
show me your best holo emotes
>>24020632based
>>24020644What Undertale ripped off
>>24020656thanks for the explanation fAm. So kinda like the blue oni game? it honestly looks a bit like an undertale ripoff
>>24020550I'm watching. Being an EOP's just making it difficult
>>24020660
Reminder that Haato didn't even know what the Japanese word for incest meant.
>>24020644Game where you listen two loopes all the time.
What's the newest narrative bros?
>>24020677She's 15, give her a break. You were probably dumb in high school too.
>>24020677Haachama is technically a JSL
>>24020689Imagine being a JSL and an ESL at the some time somehow
>>24020637
>>24020677Haachama being the pure one all along would be a welcoming surprise. It's like how Aqua knows lewd words.
haachama's fans are impressively skilled at bantering her
>>24020695why does luna exist when we have infantile retards like aqua and haato?
>>24020637critical damage
>>24020699>It's like how Aqua knows lewd words.Well she is friends with Mea.
>>24020684I was a National Merit Scholar in high school. Fuck Haato. Her IQ is unironically probably below 100 but manages to get by because she has a vagina and a cute voice.
>>24020702the same reason toddlercon exists even if we already have loli
Matsuri...
>>24020701Rushia is much better at it.
>>24020632Oh thank fucking god. Yume Nikki is one of my favorite experiences.
>>24020595It makes sense for an autistic vtuber to have an autistic audience ?
>>24020714...deserves a good dicking and lots of love.
Really want artia gf
>>24020714>there are fags that hate matsuritruly mentally ill must be lunafags
>>24020702luna is actually a mature lady
>>24020726shut up artia
>>24020714I miss positive posting from Matsuri poster, but lately it's made me start doing it myself.
>>24020730 no shit anonwe know everyone knowsshe used to be another vtuber
>>24020637Absolutely based.
>>24020725I want to give it to her
>>24020710okay incel.
Is Haato a poor man's Rushia?
kunka kunka
>>24020713No toddlercon would want Luna when she have those tattas.
>>24020574Viewer engagement like what Gardner does currently with TLG or ZHC's weird custom swag giveaways? Or Bitwit's PC build roasting sessions?... I wonder, is a Planetside 2 drop-in session a good idea, inside or outside of a guild?
>>24020733I'm here but I stopped because it felt like peiple stopped caring
>>24020740Yes.
>>24020740Haato is a degenerate man's Rushia
>>24020740Haato is the true daughterwife experience, fuck that fake hag.
>>24020744Of course she needs them to feed our future toddlers.
>>24020749There's always new people coming in and old people leaving, it can't be helped. Just glad to know you're still here at least.
>>24020749>Matsuri will never be our platonic best friend who just wants to hang out and play vidyaIs life even worth living
>>24020701Her fans are basically her only "friends" that she can interact with everyday
>>24020699If you watched the batsu game ASMR you would know that she probably isNot for long though as giga stacy Hoshikawa will slut her up in the upcoming hawaii trip
>>24020740Haato is just a cute retard whereas Rushia is a sad faker who has to imitate whatever everyone else is doing to get attention.
>>24020753 rushia has sucked a million dicksshes prob the most sexual holo there is
>>24020769cope
>>24020774Based, maybe she and I can compare techniques.
>>24020774thats hot afvirgin women suck at sex tbqh
>>24020767I'll find her in hawaii and take her innocence before anyone else
>>24020733It sounded too template-like and empty. He kept repeating certain things and I get why it'd tick off people. It's always possible to simply post positively without any avatarfagging or whatever.Hav god day anon.
>>24020782you also sucked a million dicks? damn.
>>24020767Haato and Hoshikawa have been friends since before their vtuber days. If Hoshikawa wanted to slut Haato up she would have done so long ago.
Getting a double blowjob from Rushia and Anon!
>>24020774>>24020782Sucking dick is wrong.
>>24020667>
>>24020784>People doing something for the first time sucks at itOh shit, really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jol_VqVa8Bo
>>24020811cope
>>24020809Is artia pure?
>>24020802Yeah but she was underage back then, she's legal now.
>>24020809>Rushia is the anti-ArtiaIt al makes sense.
>>24020816Pure garbage.
How come Aqua is still only Gold. You guys said she's the best Apex player in Hololive...
>>24020781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNdt83WT02wI dont dislike her but the fake comments definitely make sense
>>24020792After a while there isn't much that can be said without repetition, this too is the nature of generals. I do hope the best for anons trying to do their best. Be blessed, anon.
>>24020818When has that ever stopped people.
Roberu...
>>24020822She hasn't been playing much.
>>24020813Old haato...Where did she go...
>>24020741Whoa a choco foot pic. Very rare indeed. Most lewds just focus on her chest.
w-what did he mean by this
>>24020839based choco connoisseur
Will EOPs ever fuck off?
>>24020846Posting for Shien since he has no account.
>>24020838corona virus ate her brain and her webcamand her computer
>>24020846He likes the babus, like when he played Afrika and saw the elephants
>>24020830Bros before hoes, time to do my brother rob a favor and watch his streams!
>>24020846wtf he's having sex with luna rn
Sitting here sipping on my beer and wishing my wife were streaming. Aki I'm here waiting for you. Lets drink together again soon.
>>24020857Thats an ESL anon, they are even worse
>>24020813bruh
>>24020857That's probably a SEAfag.
>>24020838Blame Australia
>>24020857That's not really a particularly bad comment.There's no shitty memes or asking for more english talk.Just seems nice.
Hermanos...
>>24020793That's right.
>>24020884https://streamable.com/iw7rkd
Traps in my hololiveEN
Aquachads, what's your current APEX rank?
>>24020894tranny*
literally no one is streamingtime to dip
>>24020894Yeah, they'd be obnoxious trannies, not traps.
>>24020897i only play casual
>>24020897I'm silver 4 lol
>>24020890El gato depresivo...
Aqua wakes up drenched in sweat lately.
>>24020897>>24020903this
>>24020890cuteaki also said "dios mio" in the collab with tower
>>24020910sorry, i've been sneaking in her room every night and fingering her while she sleeps
>>24020910I wish I could wake up next to sweaty aqua
>>24020909Dar rojochat
>>24020857Why do you people love screenshotting comments from literal whos so much?
>>24020838Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kz8t-Zgj7s
>>24020921Mea!>>24020922Shionyo...
>>24020920Them probably thinking they're pandering towards people from Spain.
>>24020910I wanna lick her sweaty pits.
Aqua's team secured a pretty good position on top of that tower, she's sure to win this match Aquabros
>Aqua Apex>Choco ArkDead hours invite shitposting. Guess I'll listen to Towa-sama's covers instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP2kNbXIKCE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAJ_jiLl0Ck>mikochi sees ppl lining up outside softmap>starts roflmikochi has probably lined up overnight with a bunch of dudes, what do 35p think abt dat?
>>24020935>holos can't resist the medChadsI cant blame them
https://youtu.be/ZA9oWIvPWd0?t=4365 Sad Towa stuttering. That must have been hard for her.
>>24020929Because chat interaction is a huge part of the stream and these inbreds don't contribute anything to it
>>24020920https://streamable.com/v3r1wu
Where the /fa/ thread?
>>24020929Why are you screenshotting people screenshotting comments?
https://files.catbox.moe/i4j14m.webm
>>24020948why isnt she more popular...
>>24020946Oh yeah? Then what are YOU going to do about it?
>>24020952Forgot my linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZU6m-qJ8g4
>really like both Aqua and Towa, would love to see them playing apex together>it's never going to happen since Aqua hates Towait's not fair...
>>24020957ark
>>24020957Because she's like the crazy cats and wine aunt of Hololive
>>24020959何も
>>24020954To better my shitposts.
Haachamas' Hachama'shttps://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1266570862188040192?s=20
>>24020954Why did you screenshot him screenshotting screenshooters?
>>24020957She is getting stronger each day.
>>24020957I literally have no idea. Cute design, gets black out drunk all the time, is crazy, does bathtub asmr, has no nose, says GG at the wrong time, collabs with Towa, doesn't afraid of anybody, ARK...
>>24020957Because LOOK AT HER GOhttps://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>24020946Hahaha, seething autist.
>>24020941shes elite weeb lesbian sh would break their fingers if they touched hernow post the part were she sees that fat shirtless guy and she starts screaming never a man
every night I thank god for not being a Koronefag or a Rushiafag
I miss the Peacekeeper too Aqua...
>>24020972Cute nips
>>24020946>ふむふむWow, what a thought provoking comment!
>>24020983Based
>>24020983Or a Ayamefag
>>24020969is that the kanji for what? what does it mean after adding mo? what is "nanimo"?
Which holo is autistic enough to enjoy Disgaea?
>>24020977I think it's a great thing her streams aren't spammed with spanish folk spamming "SPEAK IN SPANISH PLS", but then again I wish she'd grow more even when I don't know what her goals are with vtubing
>>24020997Nothing
>>24020979>https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webmAlright, fine, I'll watch her.
>>24020999miko prob owns the game
>>24020983i'd say based but you probably are a luna/towafag
>>24020996those don't exist, not even ironically
what would you like to see her play, anons?
>>24020475She does that from time to time. Watch her Nier Autimata or The Last Guardian playthrough for example if you want to see her getting invested in a story and characters...
>>24021003weird language
>>24020999> Autistic enoughProbably Subaru or Korone.
How popular was Mel before she got raped?
>>24021018Those games both suck...
>>24021016only time i like her is when shes with the obese cat
>>24021010Lunaitos rule this general
>>24021011but i'm real? am i real?
>>24020857>4kdamn he a real OG fan
>>24021026big cate
>>24020999Flare has played them before she became Flare. Her favorite is the third, she likes Mao.But she's not going to stream them because they aren't good streaming games.
flips own /hlg/
>>24020767I fucking hate Hoshikawa
>>24021024That's an issue on your end, and not relevant to what was being discussed.
>>24020941based mikoti will do anything for her galge
>>24021024cool post retard
>>24020999Okayu?
I will marry Coco!
>>24021016RE Director's Cut because I can see her sitting in the Basement and laughing for 5 minutes listening to the music.Her playing The Bouncer would be fun too
>>24021026I hope they have another in-person collab soon. I like their morning zatsudans.
>aqua is a maidwtf
GGGGGGGGG
>solo diamond challengeAqua...
>>24021022Very popular with the people but the elites didn't like Mel much
>>24021046impregnating coco!
>>24021046She is loco!Oh no!
Aqua is so shit today.
>>24021000That's the difficult bit. I want all my holos to succeed but it's also nice having a small cozy chat. I love Miko but her chat has been a mess lately. It's lost the 35Pness. Towa's is still devilfam cult, Choco's chat is still snail slow but she never looks at it. Aki is still small and she interacts with chat so she's in a great place right now for the viewer at least.Also another anon mentioned a few threads ago that Aki was possibly doing gamedev?
>>24020964Other way around; Towa doesn't like Aqua because everytime she and Mea visit the konbini she works at, she has to sanitize the bathroom and the counter tops.
>>24021056Don't tell me Towa has the G problem again.
>>24020983I don't think I have anything against Rushiafags, they are kinda self-contained and meek. Now, Koronefags...
>>24021046hi coco
>>24021038I only realized earlier that she sounds a lot like Ayaneru.Makes sense because she reminds me a bit of Iroha personality wise
what would you do if your favorite chuuba had really bad breath irl?
>>24021038Imagine Hoshikawa laughing at your post
>>24021010There's nothing wrong with being Lunaito
>>24020962There this thread on there right now.I'm too scared of posting outside of /jp/ though.>>>/fa/15276887
>>24021070I don't know. I don't like Towa
When will /v/ tourists learn that a "good game" doesn't mean its a "good streamer game"
>>24021036Haato go back to Korone's ex-husbands's arms
Imagine if people who pity sub and watch Towa start to stop watch and unsub her right now, i bet her sub count will drop to 50k and her viewer drop to 100
>>24021076Any game is a good streaming game if the streamer is entertaining enough.
>>24021034>Her favorite is the thirdI didn't think anyone like the third one but me, happy to know someone else likes it.>But she's not going to stream them because they aren't good streaming games.That's fair enough, granted people do stream Xcom, though maybe that's a bad comparison.
>>24021076They don't even play gaems.
>>24020762Go to bed Abe.
>Aqua slapped her PC so much and so hard it can't run APEX properly anymore
>>24021069>I only realized earlier that she sounds a lot like Ayaneru.It's intentionalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73QEGQ1FpcU
>>24020962What is this video again?
>>24021076The only game you're allowed to hate them playing is ark.
Aqua...
>>24021079reddit tier bait
why is aqua's hair the transflag
>>24021084I mean there's a niche for everything. I have no interest in whatever retro game Korone plays for example. Maybe with the right commentary someone could make the disgaea games fun to watch, but all I can imagine are long item world runs.
>>24021010Lunafags are the best posters in these threads.
>>24021100have you...seen the transflag before?
>>24021016Master of Orion 2
>>24021103>>24021029>>24021072
>>24019771peak based
>>24021100They have a flag now?
>>24021095Haato and hoshikawa are rating fans date outfits later
>>24020941I'd line up with her if I could.
>>24021105it's pink and blue like her hair
>>24021107What did she do wrong? She stayed on character all the time!
aqua...
Don't mind me just posting the official /hlg/ tier list
>>24021094Hoshikawa is so weirdly enticing, she has all the mannerisms of a better-than-you stacy but she's 2D.
>>24021089i've been having the same issues but that was since the last update dropped. my framerates were halved after fixing a different issue with the textures.
>>24021107Senchou is so violent. Must be the constant frustration.
Who's gonna be the first in Hololive to play Dead Space?
>>24021016The other South Park RPG, and that South Park FPS for N64/PC?
Kanata's singing is overrated.
>>24021112retardbro... Aqua's hair is purple.
>>24021117downvoted and hidden
>>24021118This is the most Stacy stream idea ever, gonna watch
Baka meido with her PC issues
>>24021117lol no
>>24021118It's why Matsuri and her fans like her
>>24021118I hate her but I keep watching her streams, truly a fucking bitch
for the first time in like 500 matches on apex, some japanese guy on the tokyo servers actually used his micit really scared me when I heard it at first
>>24021129meant for>>24021110
>>24021117you're full of shit anon.Sora is clearly in S because nobody watches her but pretends to in order to pretend to be an old-fagKorone belongs in FCoco belongs in C.Otherwise mostly correct.You can probably move Mel up because contrarians and hipsters will latch on once she gets forcibly graduated after she comes back,
>they should play games everyone knows are boring but I like them so they MUST do it!JRPGs are boring, XCOM is boring, Disgaea is boring and most importantly grand strategy games are MEGA boring. fuck off and play those games yourself loser
>>24021016Not fucking doom 3
>>24021117Here is the real list
>>24021117The official /hlg/ tier listBig retard | (You)
Please tune in for AZKi playing Overcooked! 2 with Sora-senpai in about 7 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVf8cWP9jUY
>>24020962Oh no our girl is getting bullied by Nijisanji
>>24021132I love Matsuri and hate her
>tfw couldn't tell Aqua was dropping frames because watching in 480p
>>24021129Assuming you we're replying to the stream linkThey already did it once beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q-DzQFggrA
>>24021117if s tier stands for SHIT then sure
>>24021118She also doesn't give a fuck what anybody says. I mean she's blown her nose on stream before on purpose.It's kind of an attractive quality, personality wise.
>>24021144Will AZKi's PC be able to actually handle the stream this time around?
>>24021155Oh no no no
>>24021122Aqua.
>>24021016Space Station Silicon Valley
>>24021122Coco, She's play space horror game yesterday.
>>24021117
>>24021144It's time to see if AZKi is any good at video games.
I love her...
>>24021084XCOM has actual stakes behind it since people can die and you can have all the あ and 草 in chat. Disgaea doesn't have permadeath right?
>>24021156im just glad they arent guys. if they were I'm sure someone like matsuri would take a piss with a wireless headset on and not mute it
>>24021157I sure hope so, her last stream went well though
>>24021144In preparation please listen to some of their duets, its really quite amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NE6BoTCIA
>>24021155Risu is so desperate is pathetic
>>24021155>jp holos talk with boysNOOOOOOOOO>id holos talk with boysyawn
> First time watching Aqua live> The stream is over in less than an hourOkay, I Guess?
>>24021174because no one cares about ID'sespecially that hijap wearing moona
>Big franchise Seiyuu is getting less viewers than even HoloIDtopkek
>>24021016Megaman Legends
>>24021167Technically if you never saved and lost a fight, it would be game over in the earlier games. But you're encouraged to save before every fight so you can just reload.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-R9PpuJeM&feature=youtu.beI miss ARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvDvx2OZZM
>>24021155Now someone redraw that pic but change Coco and Watame to Moona and Risu
>>24021180oh wow that would be good desu
>>24021177She got mad her PC wasn't working properly and she couldn't play APEX so she just ragequitted and is on her way to Shion's house with 4 chairs and a stool...
Making mutt babies with Iofi and helping (watching) her teach them 10 different languages!
>>24021179>voiced 5 charactersliteral who
>>24021186
>>24021180That's my favorite, I clear it every year. I want her or Okayu to do it. It doesn't even take long.
>>24021179who
>it's not enough to be rich (unless obscenely rich) because your favorite chuuba is rich as fuck from being a chuuba>you need to get famous to have a chance>or try getting into HoloEN to have a chance at interacting with them and start thereWhat's the most realistic path anons
huuuh bros why didn't aqua thank the supacha...?
Should I watch Subaru or AkiSora next?
>>24020956Why is she more popular?
aqua needs halp
>>24021179>FortniteNo surprises
>>24021202she's setting up another stream
>>24021166I want an autistic aqua daughter so bad
>>24021179Man thats like Holostars numbers kinda sad really
>>24021145But haachama can't leave australia yet...
>>24021201Just be yourself
>>24021110How many hours from now?
>>24021197
>>24021179Don't kid yourself. If this was one of the four heavenly kings/queens, they'll blow 'em out. Riko is just a Bushiroad slave.
http://www.strawpoll.me/20178478/r
>>24021201Travel to Tokyo and place explosives in their whole sewage system, then kindly publicly ask for your favorite chuuba to be given to you in exchange for you not destroying their whole city
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-jeOiaec8&feature=youtu.be
>>24021016SUPER METROID YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>2402121620 JST
>>24021168I feel like Matsuri would do that anyways.I mean didn't she piss herself mid stream before?Hoshikawa seems like the kind of girl who would find out everything you hate to do in bed and do it on purpose just to piss you off.
>>24021201Stalk them to Japan and hide uder their bed every night whisper subliminal messages into their ears until they fall for you.
>>24021156the girl must be drop dead gorgeous irl, because her kind of confidence is very different than Marine/Aqua/Matsuri
>>24021201you won't be able to do it faster than they will retire, not legally anyway
>>24021016Earthworm Jim
>>24021156>>24021231she's a halfu, it comes from her western roots
>>24021016I hope she will not play last of us bros...
>>24021231Or she's literally so autistic and oblivious she doesn't care.
>>24021016Ratchet and Clank 1-3
>Subaru has her whole week schedule plannedWhy is she acting like a real idol
>>24021225Than I can punish her for making me upset and fuck the shit out of her. Wow I need a hoshikawa gf
>>24021239ooh that's a good one>>24021016ni no kuni
>>24021201>>24021234There's that problem too, like this anon said >>24019775 or Choco's plan of retiring before 30. You only have what, 4 to 5 years to do it? And if Hololive blows up even further, the difficulty just increases.
>>24021231Are there any really famous hafus that are attractive? I mean I dont doubt that someone with that confidence has to be gorgeous, I just can't think of anyone to compare her to.
>>24021201Give up they live in a different country, speak a different language, probably wouldn't date you since your the type of person that watches vtuber. The only people who are good enough to watch vtubers and have girlfriends Sugita and Meafags
>Sora and Azki collabing>The 2 prides of Hololive> <1k viewersIt wasn't supposed to be like this...I was supposed to replace Kizuna Ai...I was supposed to be better, faster, stronger, more idol-like...How could this happen...
>>24021256hafu filipinas are the best. they're like reverse mutts, the ultimate breeding catalyst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SusFyQXRZMsHaachama!?
>>24021215This but unironically
>>24021256A lot of models are hafus.white-asian hafus are famously attractive.
>>24021250I dont know if you'll be able to.She's definitely a top.God I can imagine her slapping the shit out her rich boyfriend in public and daring him to do something about it, knowing fill well that people are watching on.
>>24021264>Sora and Azki>The prides of hololivelmao, nice b8 i r8 it 8/8
>>24021266Y-you too.
@24021264do Suiseifags really?
>>24021221Based terrorist bro
Roboco is going to oversleep again isn't she
>>24021267Her degeneracy knows no bounds
>>24021201You guys put these girls on a pedestal too much.
>>24021267I can't wait to fall asleep to more vomit ASMR tonight
Hachaama is going to have a foreign energy drink competition...
24021279-kun...
>>24021267Looking forward to 8 hours guerilla stream tonight
https://twitter.com/yuzuchabiDoes anyone here have his mouse cursors saved to their computer? For some autistic reason he has a 1wk time limit on the files he uploads.
>>24021155The losers of HoloPro gotta stick together. It's like when the goth kids and the weebs ate at the same table in high school.
>>24021262>probably wouldn't date you since your the type of person that watches vtuberThis desu. If you are a viewer or god forbid a paypig, you are automatically disqualified.
>>24021215>>24021268These but also be a chad
>>24021201For me the most realistic path is dying alone.
pls watch pizza papa...
>>24021274Then he bracks up with her because he has money and can do better.
how is Towa's singing voice so incredible
>>24021299Being urself is the most chad you can possibly be.
>>24021280All is fair in love and war they say, but knowing my chuuba she'd probably stay home and watch the explosions through the window
>>24021148I think he meant>It's why Matsuri and the hoshikuzu like her
>>24021274haven't you seen her vids? she's almost anorexic with an IMAGINE tier height.
>Aqua solo Diamond challenge Looks like she's at it again. How long will this stream be? It's only 1pm over there so I'm expecting at least 12 hours.
>24021293<don't quote me ever again arigatou
>>24021296I only have Miko's
>>24021285Where do you think you are?
>>24021315she's not going to do it, season is too fresh. she only made diamond solo last season because it was the very end.
>>24021267Never would have thought the first overdosing hololive would be Haato
>>24021304What is he playing?
"24021317"No
So... absolutely nobody saved the Haato incest stream...?
>>24021315shes not even Platinum yet
>>24021313If you mean Hoshikawa's roommate, then no I've never seen her.
>>24021328Wait what happened
>>24021321>implying it's even hard to get diamond
>>24021201I'm gonna confess to her in person.
>>24021156Hoshikawa just seems like an asshole, and not in an endearing Kagura Mea kind of asshole, but a I don't want anything to do with her kind of asshole.
>>24021325trails of mana
>>24021328Its still up, it just played on my autoplay awhile ago.
>>24021328there's an archivedo you not even bother to check first before asking
>>24021333Haato talked about kissing her father on the lips often growing up and how close she is with her father that her mom and sister think it's strange. She privated the vod afterwards.
>>24021328>>24021333Theres nothing to save, it's on her channelLike 10 mins before this, she says the meth commenthttps://youtu.be/wH8BPAvkwkM?t=2778
>>24021328wut? Is it gone?
>>24021337Trials...
>>24021311More like Pekora builds weapons of mass destruction
is there an upload of the entire holofes?
her name is coco she is loco and i say oh noim horny for her...
>>24021334it's just a grueling grind more than anything, especially solo.
>>24021343Coco not being able to contain her laughter when the incest meme shows up is the best fucking part
>>24021351It's on <cat sound>.
>>24021291Why is she so dumb, might as well start doing fear factor shit.
>>24021340Only people with distant or neglectful parents or people with incest fetishes think it's strange to kiss your parents.
How old is Haato? Isn't she barely 18?
>>24021224Arigato
>>24021296I got one, but I don't even know how to set it as a cursor.
>>24021356yea, that's what playing ranked is, a grind, it just takes time more than anything.
>>24021308Until he ends up cheating on his wonderful new girlfriend with Hoshikawa because she decided she wants his money back.
>>24021340>Haato talked about kissing her father on the lips often growing up and how close she is with her father that her mom and sister think it's strange. There is literally nothing wrong with this and it's not strange. My sister still kisses my father in the mouth and she's 23, Americans are so weird
>>24021359HACHAMA PUTTING HER HEAD INTO A CASE OF SPIDERS!?
>>24021366That would be Shion yo...
>>24021336She's a bitch, the kind that is the queen bee in high school and uses everyone as minions to get what she wants. In Japan this would be desirable since most people are too passive; she's like Gilgamesh in Fate
>>24021328The one where haato forgot to end stream and we heard kokoro and her in the background? Yeah I have that one saved but its for my personal use only.
>>24021365Honestly only complete autists unfamiliar with social trends think its strange to fantasize about sex with your parents.Its one of the most popular tags on pornhub.
https://youtu.be/dOUaIOnzsUk
>>24021381Imagine.
>>24021376I can't believe these kusogaki are so successful at such a young age.
>>24021366Yes
>>24021367She's third year high schooler.
>>24021375I'd give her thousands if she did that.
>>24021372Why would anyone do something like that? Even if she wants his money, he should just tell her to go fucker self. Unless he was in love with her or some shit.
https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23695851
aqua!
>roboco stream scheduled in 40 minutesSo what're the odds on her waking up in time today? 12:1?
>>24021389Oh boy here we go
Does anyone know the current OST name in Subaru stream?
Which holo's channel with the best content is at most risk of being taken down?
>>24021336I don't really watch her because her personality reminds me of my ex from college.It's honestly kind of scary.
I wish the airplanes were running so I could fly to Australia and spank the shit out of my dumbass daughter
>>24021381I just can't get enough of her voice.
>>24021267God Haachama makes my dick so hard I need to breed her
>>24021197...Who?
>>24021336Someone [ ]pill me on her? I hear everyone says shes a stacy but why?
>>24021375She should go out in her backyard and find one of those bird eating tarantulas and let it crawl on her for views.
>>24021397Choco. She's practically begging for it.
>>24021156>>24021231Peak Hoshikawa is her getting rekt in any game or argument
How many pekos does it take to cook a stew?
>>24021365>>24021374https://voca.ro/0MsFzcc8Whd
>>24021408Fun fact, Bird Eating Spiders do not actually eat Birds.
>>24021397Probably Haato, one of these days she's going to accidentally show something fucked up while browsing Twitter or random websites on stream.
>>24021369If you run Windows it would be Control Panel -> View Devices -> Mouse Properties.
>>24021254Honestly aside from Choco I can see a not insignificant number of Holos also retiring in 4 to 5 years. I'm sure a lot of them want to pursue other careers like singing or voice acting, start a family, or maybe even take a backseat from streaming and join Hololive's management.
>>24021409She hasn't done anything remotely risky though.
>>24021392
>>24021411depends how hungry you are
>>24021414Haato will be fucking dead by the end of this stream if yagoo does not fucking stop her
How to develop naturally erotic voice like Choco's?
>>24021410This. She's best when she has someone, most likely a male, to bounce off of. Otherwise she's just fucking boring to be honest.
>>24021397Haato already had her stream killed this morning. It's only a matter of time until her ideas get stupider
>>24021397>Best contentNone of them.
>>24021388Because girls like that are excellent at fucking with your head. They make you believe that you're a worthless piece of shit and they're the best thing that's ever happened to you. It's like your entire relationship is carrot and stick. If you're a really good boy and you follow her rules, you get rewarded. But those rewards are few and far in between.
>>24021407Literally scroll up.But she's peak alpha female, hence Stacy.If she was a guy, she'd be the type of guy to go to a bar and order a glass of milk.
jesus christ aqua is on fire
Does Matsuri have a lewd Twitter tag?
how long until haachama shows a dick or something on screen?
>>24021420you cant just murder her like that
>>24021238This isn't true right? It's just another narrative?
>>24021412lol
Subaru loves Towa and Towa loves Subaru!https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1266585939637223424?s=20
>>24021427shes getting ready to try to drink 10 redbulls
>>24021435already did
>>24021424Record yourself saying, "Supah chatto thank yu bery muchi." repetitively and mimic her tone and inflection until you're proud
>>24021381It's been so long since Aqua and Yuika made any interactions that the narrative is no longer valid due to inactivity. Shion would have made more sense during current times.Also, that model for Yuika just plain sucks.
>>24021407It's just her mannerisms, the way she talks, and her voice. Also when she was talking about her date with Matsuri she sounded like a Stacy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvcWW5rMRmA
>>24021435She already has manya times
Aqua you were doing so well...
>>24021433she did pretty good, a shame she didn't win
>>2402144524 hour stream incoming
>>24021433And thus, the cycle of thy jinxposting continues forever more
>>24021443Is Towa a secret Stacy?
>>24021407She acts like the queen bee of a highschool.
>>24021443This makes me happy.Towa is a cool girl, I'd totally take her to a bar and help her get laid by some cute tomboy.
>>24021434I don't care enough to have one. Since she has no problem with nsfw art of herself.
>>24021434only recently started #matsuriwaecchithere was a hadairomatsuri but it didn't take off
>>24021466Towa is a massive normalfag yes.
>>24021435https://youtu.be/neCGbWu8vkA
>>24021466not secret, she already revealed her fuck buddies
Imagine how prosperous Hololive would be if the company wasn't dragging trash like Luna everywhere.
>>24021142this looks like it's based on irl info, except watame because she's already taken...unless you are the kind who enjoys having a pretty boy as a bonus
>>24021475>that top commentAt least Haatofags have accepted it
>>24021448This would be relatively easy actually.The only girl I cringe at the thought of impersonating is Coco. I have no idea how she does that with her voice and I'm 90% sure its a voice changer.
>>24021466How is she a secret Stacy I think most Towafag knows this already. Isn't it a part of her character?
Everyone in every language is trying to dissuade her...
>aqua is goodnice joke hahahaha
>>24021407real truth bomb:hoshikawa is a plain flat-chested girl who has spent years training her voice to sound as much like sakura ayane as possible.
>>24021274She's more of a bottom in my mind. Just not a submissive bottom. But the kind of bottom that would egg you on, while laughing at your desparate trusts. "Wow Anon, you suck at this, you really were a virgin teehee", you know?
>>24021466No, Stacy != normalfag.You don't call some random dude a Chad because he can talk to people.Towa is a normalfag girl, but she's still retarded and has no confidence.The only stacy in hololive is choco
>>24021482I'm pretty sure it's not, there's unlisted streams on an alternate channel by a girl some people are pretty sure is coco, and she sounds almost identical, even out of character.
>>24021494That's even better
Imagine having sex with Haachama>She does a footjob while dirt talking in broken english>blowjob>puking the semen>you put your dick inside her>she starts screaming like a banshee>your ears are no longer functional but your dick is harder than ever>she has an orgasm and her screams get even louder>you start to cum nonstop>your neighbours hear all of this>but they don't care because they think you are fighting against a black widow kangaroo
Which holo will do yabee moment
nijifaggots get the fuck outyour whore is not hololive
CHOCO NO!
>people talking like they know holos real personalityfucking cringe hour
Would a Stacy really dress like THIS?https://youtu.be/Pw0tagKZoFg
>>24021296I have only some of them.https://files.catbox.moe/a6ja5b.zip
>>24021506I want to hear Haachama's unearthly screams as she cums on my toes.
Reminder
>>24021499I'm about 20% joking.But her voice is fucked up, I literally don't understand how she makes those noises naturally.
>>24021514>holoit's not even a holo
>>24021510It can't be helped...Matsuri likes her and I like Matsuri so I also transitively like her...
I want to fuck aqua
>>24021506holy shit that's hot
>>24021513speaking of chads and stacies
>>24021516uh oh
>>24021494I can definitely see this.
>>24021510But she is collabing with one of your tonight
>>24021517thanks, I was looking for marine and peko.
>>24021513My question is, will anyone care if it comes out that Choco fucks around with lots of guys?I feel like it should be a given.Also, why is Choco so good at English?
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1266588477061124096God Choco you can't just show your pussy on twitter.
>>24021513that's it, i'm not going to akasupa anymore
You guys ready for a good kusoge.https://youtu.be/wGRi9Y0bhyE
>>24021520I'm convinced it's just a weird accent thing, from her being raised in the south then moving to japan years ago.
I can't tell if Haato's got a stupid-looking face or it just looks that way to me because Haato is stupid.And I mean intellect-wise.
>>24021529not holo fuck offher sexual preference whether she's top or bottom isn't involved in her collab
korone is liking a lot of random twet rn but no mine...I don't feel so good bros...
>>24021431>>24021450>>24021467I guess. I knew a good amount of stacys in school so nothing really stands out as "alpha female" but I guess for japs it's different>>24021491Iol
>>24021506I am now picturing a redback spider with the body of a kangaroo and i want to go fight it
Aqua... it's okay to wear such cute clothes though...
>>24021535That's some nice pussy
>>24021513Holy based, fuck idolfags
Sara is a honorary holo and that's a fact.
>>24021535surprisingly hairy
korone is liking a lot of random tweets rn but not mine...I don't feel so good bros...
Side note, I like Haato's new intro a lot.I kinda miss the room though, with the cute BGM.
>Gold IIwhat is wrong with Aqua...
>>24021545Yeah don't forget we're talking about Japanese.For them, being able to talk back to someone is maxT
>>24021535DAMN.
>>24021513TopkekBracing for shitstorm
>JPY 9,522,440.56 Pekora>JPY 9,059,949.49 Coco>JPY 7,249,835.70 Aqua>JPY 6,808,227.34 Rushia>JPY 6,618,306.88 Korone>JPY 5,889,561.26 Matsuri>JPY 5,530,928.28 Marine>JPY 5,175,593.67 Kanata>JPY 4,521,765.09 Flare>JPY 4,335,551.26 Miko>JPY 3,997,587.13 Noel>JPY 3,701,239.37 Watame>JPY 3,244,863.15 Subaru>JPY 2,943,272.21 Sora>JPY 2,707,459.61 Suisei>JPY 2,438,987.55 Shion>JPY 2,228,407.76 Haato>JPY 1,990,355.33 Towa>JPY 1,935,335.03 Roboco>JPY 1,847,113.80 Okayu>JPY 1,637,343.96 Luna>JPY 1,625,063.23 Fubuki>JPY 1,384,392.64 Mio>JPY 1,160,372.21 Choco>>JPY 1,079,647.44 Ayame>JPY 799,693.47 Akirose>JPY 145,824.10 AZKi>JPY 0.00 Mel
Aside from Sora, which holo is the most suited to be an idol group leader?
>>24021545I'm not joking, her past life is practically a hoto cocoa fanpage. https://twitter.com/_cream_nana/media
>>24021555you're not on a first name basis with hoshikawa, anon. stop that.
everyone is on to okayu being big...
>>24021535I want to fuck Choco's pussy.
https://twitter.com/Neko_hanayome/status/1266587583020101632Based Towachad
>>24021563>plays 10x more than Towa>only a few ranks higher>can't even get 100 kills without cheatingAqua...
>>24021555>SaraWho?
>>24021568FBK...
Posting again for a different time zone. https://mega.nz/file/3bIXjCrQDecryption Key: QuGJfiwC391bfDx7bXYxSV1j9bdKnYWpqfHo7t0jTV8I decided to compile all of the images that one Lunafag posts into a folder since he didn't want to share his one. There's a lot missing stuff and for some reason after Luna15 he never posted another odd numbered image until Luna71. So he is either not posting the odd numbered images for a reason? or he doesn't use odd numbered images to make it look like he has more than he has.
>>24021513Choco already collabed with the Homos, newfags.
>>24021579Aqua amazes me with her ability to swing between being good and shit at games.
>>24021579>stopped playing for a while>reached diamond>towa counted her teammate's killstowa...
>>24021584Lunafag autism never ceases to amaze me
>>24021558What's your tweet? I've had her like one or two of my shitty drawings, and I don't think Okayu's ever missed one. Just makes me feel bad for not making better art though.
>>24021568Imagine lower supas than the universally hated Towa and LunaWhile having 4x their subcount
give me back my kids
>>24021568Not like this...
>>24021201Matsuri, Kanata, Aqua, Aki and RBC are type who will fall to good for nothing man though.Just be a smooth talker.
>>24021513how does Kaoru keep getting away with it?he must be really good fucking since he makes every single holo reply to him
>>24021533Probably yeah. You don't know what will set off the JOPs.
>>24021579Why are towafags like this?
>>24021584We don't want your fucking CP anon.
>>24021575What I want to know is why you were looking up hololive memes, faggot.
>>24021568FBK...600k subs.. supacha please...
>>24021578holy shit that guy is so fucking cool
>>24021584What the FUCK?!This is just dolphin po-oh sorry nvm, was just the luna voice clip folder.
>>24021568I expected Anzu being MIA to put a small dent in Miko's earnings. Interesting.
>>24021466>invited to NND karaoke >basically the only one besides Mio (who was hosting) without a mask on >dabbed on them with a high energy senbonzakura >goes to college>has a bunch of hot Stacy friends>has a bunch of guy friendsYeah she's basically a complete Stacy and the other girls don't like collabing with her much because they feel like she doesn't belong with their low social IQ Otaku social anxiety freaks.
>>24021578taiwanese pride worldwide
>>24021568So fubuki would've been lower if it wasn't for her reaching 600k right?
based aqua
>>24021605Then why are you on /jp/?
I feel like if we go far enough into the future every post on here will be nothing but a HL and ellipses. Towa...Towa...Choco...Towa...Haachama...Aki...?> Towa...Korone...>>41248185FBK...Towa...
>>24021568>Peko will get 0 next month because she lost her voice
>>24021622She has only receieved about 50k yen ever since getting 600k subs.
>>24021619it would be 50% higher is he was there
>>24021620>Goes to Karaoke with Kanata and a bunch of other girls>Can't read the situation and tries to make them dance when they're clearly all out of shape fatties>Not low social IQ
>>24021597I'm changing my narrative now. She was married and got pregnant but had a miscarriage that led her into a depression that killed her marriage and made her a NEET.
I want to shear Watame .
>>24021608because when I open youtube there are 8 random videos on the home page linked and I clicked it
>>24021622she didn't get shit for her 600k subs
Is it true Korone is a divorced 35 year old obese woman with two children
>>24021633She's just trying to help them exercise bro...
>>24021620>vtuber>goes to college>works at a pizza placehow does she do it?no wonder she has no time
>>24021634My narrative is that Korone's actually 40, and Okayu is actually her daughter that she gave away when she had her at the age of 18.
>catfags>Okayu>Choco>bunnycunnies>Roboco>dogknotters>KoroneHelp me populate this list?
>>24021634not badthats why its easy for her to cry about emotional family scenes in a game
>>24021568Miobros...I can't believe we lose to FBK...
>>24021622>>24021631didn't she say she wasn't even going to do a 600k stream. I really don't think she cares about supacha
>>24021637>>24021631
>>24021568>JPY 299,326 Ayunda RisuHoloID made more than AZKi...
Do we know the different hologirls favorite 2hus? The ones that like touhou, that is. I wanna see how their taste lines up with me.
I'm going to cure Kanata's deafness! I'll lube up her ears then stick my cock in them!I'll lathe my dick with her dislodged earwax!I'll keep thrusting until I kiss her eardrums like kissing a womb!I'll cum deep inside then force her to wear headphones so my healing seed impregnates the deafness away!
>>24021649they are married so they share their income bro
>>24021633reminder that most holos hate Towa just because she's not fat
>>24021639Formerly obese, and three children.
>>24021648Her husband died in a car crash.
>>24021656
>>24021658>Aqua is fatbig kusa
>>24021654only touhoufag i know is marine
>>24021654Not that anon, but curious about something related, Which girls do you guys are onto 2hu?
>>240216290/10, you missed "HAACHAMA?!"
>>24021572dammn
>>24021634here's korone daydreaming about her deadkid
Aqua only further confirming how otaku she is... too cute...
>>24021663why isn't that gif moving?
>>24021658This narrative makes sense.
>>24021656Wholesome.
>>24021672She's moving so fast it looks like she's standing still.
>>24021645Mine is that Korone's dad ran off when she was a kid and when he died, she met her half sister Okayu. She's still divorced, but that just makes her more damaged.
>>24021584>Luna99 not in the folderOne fucking job anonchama
>>24021664>height 140cm>weight 85kgAnon...
>>24021664Aqua is actually swole and full of testosterone, it's all the Onions, just ask /fit/
>>24021645Make sense why Korone would go all the way from the mountains to one particular onigiri store with one girl and her grandmother
ok Subaru got to about the point where I stopped playing nier when my HD fried, finally will see some new content and find stuff out with her.
>>24021620based Towa
>>24021666Marine, Fubuki, and probably AZki and Watame.Probably for those two because they've both done songs for touhou music groups, but you can sing for them and not be into touhou itself so it's not 100% confirmed.I have theories for the rest but have no real definitive proof.
>>24021635Watame should do a stream where she visits Wales, and let us see the results.
>>24021016>>24021122
>>24021680He posted it after I uploaded it last time, not going to bother
>>24021684>Those groucho marx glasses were a disguise so she could visit her daughter incognitoWrites itself.
>>24021584The baby will only be released once I confirm the contents of the package.
Which holo is most likely to skip showers
>>24021690Whales? Why would she visit Okayu and Korone
>>24021016She got pretty into spiderman, so as the westaboo she is she'd probably like the ps4 game.
Roboco x Matsuri apexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M1V1MCczWc
>>24021685Is she doing the dlc? Because i dont remember this at all
>>24021703Watame and or Aqua.
>>24021667That doesn't have ellipses.
>>24021703Haachama.
>>24021703Aqua
Roberu is too strong
>>24021707Best
>>24021379Upload it fag.
>>24021703Haato probably skipped showering during the quarentine, now that she has to go back to school she's forced to shower I hope.
Wraith's japanese voice is terrible compared to her english voice. Sounds like she's constipated.
>>24021629The future of communication is happening before our very eyes. Brevity is the soul of wit.
i hate apex so muchi loved watching them play minecraft but apex is just so bad
Help me understand. Fubuki and Korone have roughly the same number of syllables. So why is it that Fubuki gets abbreviated to FBK but Korone isn't?
>>24021703Aqua...I bet her and Mea have gone weeks without showering together, and then they probably tried to eat each other out just to see what it would be like.
>>24021721Adding that to the list of fetishes>footjob with stinky feet
>>24021726Newtypes rise up
>>24021568Is this for May only? This also doesn't include the cuts Youtube + Cover takes, right? So probably ~40% of the given values is what the Holos get
>>24021729FBK is nice to look at, KRN is not
>>24021729Corn
>>24021729Cause only /v/tards talk about Korone.
>>24021703you tell mehttps://files.catbox.moe/b6n260.webm
>>24021727It's so bad compared to better shooters but I love the girls. I just play better games over it
>>24021719I like that Matsuri is just there.
>>24021729FBK rolls off the tongue nicely but KRN sounds like corn
>>24021729be the change you wish to see in the world.
>>24021744FAQ YOU
>>24021746She is always there to give support to other holos.
The pride of hololive!
Hi /hlg/
>>24021721I wonder if Haachama's feet smells like Natto. Wouldn't it be funny if her feet really smelled like that? haha
>>24021746Same~
>>24021729Because Fubuki actually used FBK at some point, while Korone never used KRN ever.
Matsuri has big tits where it counts, her heart.
>>24021513i dont speak moonrunes but is kaoru's wife is choco all along?
>>24021764This, in Apex she calls herself FBK_FOX.
>>24021758>not Towa... tier
>>24021766Her heart is greasy and filled to the brim with vanity. So yeah I guess she does have big tits in her heart.
any of you anons got the link to what roberu is watching?
lemme resume subaru automata in one word>BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
>>24021744FIX HER RIGHT NOW
>>24021767I think Choco is the husband.
>>24021760ha ha I would like to smell them
>matsuri and roboco are higher rank than baquaLOL
>>24021729RBC (Roboco)MTR (Matsuri)AKR (Akirose)FBK (Fubuki)PKR (Pekora)WTM (Watame)AYM (Ayame)HCM (Haachama)UGA (Eugene A)MRN (Marine)ONIONS (Shion yo)KNT (Kanata)RUS (Suisei)RSA (Rushia)SBR (Subaru)KRN (Korone)OKY (Okayu)
I'll roll anyone who dares insult Towa-sama into a burrito and flatten them with a sledgehammer
>>24021774https://youtu.be/N6yhQt5URg4
>>24021775>Not "Naruhodo">Not "Sou iu koto ka?">Not "Yada yada yada"
Haato gonna try to kill herself on stream niggersdont you care?
Haachama is going to fuck herself up before her collaboration with Hoshikawa.
>>24021744YAMERO
>>24021786I want to be Towa-sama's breakfast bacon burrito.
>>24021782aqua isn't doing well this season
>>24021783>ONIONSheh
>>24021783>MTRFestivalbros...
>>24021782They play way more than Aqua. Aqua has actually been playing other games.
>>24021787thanks anon
>>24021788there is also>"YABEEEEEE">"moshikashite...?">"YOSHIAAAA">"meccha omoroi yan..!"
>>24021790She's going to be very hyper in that stream
>>24021782She haven't played much since the season reset unlike those two you mentioned. She seems to be busy practicing dancing lately instead..
>>24021568umm Koronebros? I thought we are supposed to be number one?
>>24021810Excuses, excuses. I shall have none of that.
Watame...
Aqua's got a fan as a teammate this time. This can only go poorly.
>>24021783>He didn't invest in HCMNGMI
Aqua lost all her skill in just 2 weeks...
>>24021783TOWA(Towa...)
>>24021775>guys I think killing kikai sementai is bad I dont wanna keep going>chat just tells her to pretend the game is Hitman so korosu shikataganai.lulz
>tfw Aqua's sleeping schedule is messed up when you've completely changed your own schedule for Aqua
Based Subaru trying to platform in Nier
Aqua doesn't care about apex anymore she just want to play minecrafthahaha...
>>24021816Wouldn't be surprised if she's higher next month, she's only getting more popular lately.
>>24021832
>>24021817she played for only 4 streams of worth playtime after season reset.>season resetplayed on casual because matchmaking was taking too long>100 kills streamplayed on casual>3 champions in 3 hoursplayed on casual>shiina and okayu collabplayed on casual because 2 heavy retardsthe only reason she's even in gold rn is because she was diamond last seasonshe barely played rank since reset
>>24021831>plays minecraft for years >is still worse than towa at building houses Aqua...
>>24021787Roberu's loyalty to im@s is admirable ngl
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>>24021755>>24021776>>24021792did it work?https://files.catbox.moe/np6p6p.webm
>>24021835Humongous, relative!
>>24021816She will after doing a 300k celebration stream
>>24021837Not even that into her, I've just been seeing her a lot more in the last couple of weeks, compared to at the start of the month.
>>24021732>I bet her and Mea have gone weeks without showering together, and then they probably tried to eat each other out just to see what it would be like.Imagine the smeg.
>>24021845Post the Luna one.
>>24021843that underground pathway to shion's house is better than anything towa built
>>24021835Sizeable, mother's other male offspring!
>>24021846Oh god damn it, my disc's scratched.
>>24021845Risu... you're cute but I can no longer support you knowing you're an erp slut on vrchat.
>>24021783>AKR (Akirose)>AKR>ARKNaruhodo
Aqua....
>>24021861She is?
>>24021732>>24021853クン-カ~クン-カ~ moment right there.
>tfw you have no friend so you cheer for yourself instead
If they made a HL gacha what kind of game do you think it would be? Idler? Tower Defense? Wave "strategy"? Glorified card game?Hardmode: do you think the Holostars would be in it?
>>24021858the underground pathway was a fake passion product only done for money and attention.
>>24021842I was only jesting, anon. You make a fair point anyway. I don't really care as long as she's having fun.
Roboco is the only person who put matsuri's picture next to her. Wholesome Robo.
I hope Aqua gets tired of Apex and picks up League again, then in the process converts all the Apex players into League players.
>>24021870At least you didn't play an audio track on youtube to cheer for your instead.
>Aqua
>>24021877yeah well I hope you die for even thinking that
Haachama!?
>>24021842You forgot her collab with Shion, which indeed was on casual as well.
>>24021876Roboco doesn't afraid of lesbians. Matsuri knows better than to fist android girls.
>>24021877Oh fuck no.
>>24021883>Puking stream
I wish Shion was my girlfriend.
Aqua's too cute... even in english...
>>24021871similar to idolmaster without the music or rhythm game because cover can't afford music
I wish Ayame was my girlfriend.
>>24021880Haha it's...
>>24021874sorry, i love aqua too much
>>24021883Occasional kimo i moments is humorous. Trying to go full Mea is recipe for failure. I would say "wow, she's making a stupid fucking series of decisions", but no surprise there.
I wish Shion, Aqua and Ayame were my friends.
>>24021876Why does this robot need corrective lenses?Is this what YAGOO meant when he called her a wimpy robot?
>>24021888so pic related is haato's future?
>>24021898I wish Towa and Aki were my friends.
>>24021883She's gonna fucking overdose on caffeine.
I wish I had friends.
>>24021898They are as long as your supachas keep rolling in ofc
>>24021902it's for fashion, not for vision.
subaru cannot take it..
based roberu
>>24021871mobile moba
>>24021882>>24021887But I want to see it become a fad for at least 2 weeks. I especially want to see a menhara like Noel play League and give more freak outs.
>>24021880I like l*lu's face
>>24021906>>24021892same
>>24021898Towa-sama...
>baited her teammate aqua yo...
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1266602113905209344what did she mean by this...?
>>24021903Don't you bring that evil into this place of worship
>>24021877>LeagueFucking zoomers.
Aqua, in English:>Good morning, everyoneAll the Americans in the chat:>Good eveningfucking Americans, just go along with it
>>24021876This randomly made me realize the girls probably have vastly larger reaction face collections than the public just because they have to be able to setup for collabs and make thumbnails.
>>24021850No matter how much viewers or subs she gets, she'll never have her own dedicated paypigs.
>>24021897I actually enjoy her chill chat streams the most. She has good ideas but executes them poorly so if she didn't try to do them so often and worked on each idea a bit more it would work out better. Maybe bounce the ideas off her other holo friends first.
>>24021903She cute, name?
>>24021903>Haachama creates a secret vomiting + footfag grooming discord>They post pictures of their feet and themselves vomiting, with the female fans being more extreme and engaging in vomitplay and the likesI didn't want this to be true.
>>24021894Based Aquabro
Why isn’t aqua playing with roboco and matsuri? Is this a new narrative?
>>24021925saying good morning when its 10pm is weird
>>24021903I don't know who this is but I feel a dangerous aura around her.
>>24021937Aqua is tryhard no fun fag.
>>24021835Enorme hermano
>>24021928That's what makes it feel like lightning in a bottle though, how haphazardly thrown it is and how disastrous/successful-in-a-way most of her ideas end up is fucking amazing.
>>24021906Friends are overrated
>>24021925Miko, in English:>My name is hungry!All the Americans in the chat:>Hello Hungry!Guess we know where the elite fans went.
>>24021926Imagine being able to make an expression and just screenshot it, what I wouldn't give to have one of those
>>24021939Just shut up and say grass
>>24021937She doesn't want to share that 15k views
>>24021946The great thing about that metaphor being, of course, that the bottle could break at any moment, which is kinda what I am afraid of.
>>24021925Americans are incapable of perceiving that there exists a world outside their country where things work differently.
>>24021946In a way that can be fun for us, but I don't think good for her as a person to make herself be that kind of character. Unless she gets off on it then more power to her.
>>24021889id love a bratty jk like shion too bro
>>24021937>her title is literally solo challengeyou tell me
fuck yurifags
>>24021939It's not even morning in Japan, she was presumably humouring people in further into Asia and Europe.
>>24021937Aqua actually likes to play with her viewers.
>>24021920Apex anon.
>>24021929>>24021932>>24021941Haato ryona and waterboarding stream when?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUNY_DBy61Y
>english sniper
>>24021955>>24021957Fair point. She'd probably just end up flanderizing and throwing herself into a pit she can't escape from if shit gets too far.
>>24021903The way she's going, yes
>aqua grew up watching mr. bean on cartoon networkaqua please have sex with me
>>24021980Haachama's newest totsumachi >https://streamable.com/6gqijq
>>24021972delete this shit amigo
>>24021988Confusion in the chat about Mr. Bean having an "anime"... I want to die.
How long until the holos get dragged down into the cesspool of reaction content?
>>24021883Sugar high haachama!
>>24021988>mr beanImagine if she watched literally any other showShe would've been fluent in English
Which holo bodytype is most ideal
>>24021972
god roboco is such a dork
>>24021998Mr bean has a cartoon series though doesn't it?
>>24021988Sorry but no anon will be having sex with my daughter
>>24022004Noel = best
>>24021972Ohhhh man so that's what this is huh.What a niche man.
>>24021988She's mentioned Powerpuff girls too one time too, is Cartoon Network big in Japan?
>>24021999You're the only one making that stuff, Artia. Don't try to lure others into your degenelacy.
>>24022004140cm, 140kg
>>24021988I didn't even know Japan got CN
>>24022009Yeah, but those fools in the chat are probably imagining "Mr.Bean's Bizarre Adventure" or something
>>24022004Wall.
>>24021972This is literally gonna be Haachamas stream in a few hours
>>24022004funny how the two with the least personality are also the two at each end of the body type spectrum
>>24021972 Does she do snuff
>>24022004the middle ground between those 2
>>24022017Spherical
>>24022004Ironing boards are always best
>>24021992No wonder Haachamas been friendly with Towa recently
>>24021988>cartoon networkThat and Nickelodeon are privileged TV shit. Free PBS Kids was where it was at.
>>24022004Menheras ...
>>24022022...I kind of want to see that now.
>>24022028Large, but lacking muscle? So Okayu?
>>24022027probablybut here's her menstruating video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATdpCPw6aGY
ze,,,zehi,, please watch roboco...
>>24022036Deito supotto?!?
>>24022039ah fuckwrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDZB0lynlE
>>24022028mikochi....
>>24019977Nihongo Jouzu.
>>24022041Please stop.
>>24022039>>24022045
>>24022038Now you get it.
>>24022028medium sized and mentally sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fas4zBEnsmcPlease remember to watch Sora-sama's latest cover
>>24022052Artia please save yourself from viewing these.>>24022045I don't know what to think of this channel. And yet I have bookmarked it.Damn you Anon.
>>24022057Sora negro...
>>24021903>>24021972>>24022039lads do you think Haato's degenerate enough to do this?
>>24021568Where is this data from?
>>24022039>>24022045Every day we stray further from kami
>>24021988https://voca.ro/mZ5hII8SpEN
>>24021972This is so fucked up bros... what's wrong with these people...
>>24022027I wouldn't doubt it after an anon posted a clip of her fucking herself with her mic while pretending to be a baby
>>24022069Nah, Haachama would do other niches, considering her stuff with smell, probably footfag stuff, maybe moving into watersports and scat.
>>24022070From a script I made.
>>24022069If she stays in strayya long enough? One day, I wouldn't be surprised if she does a petrol huffing ASMR.
>>24022069hopefully not
>>24022056based robochad
>>24022076is that what was happening there? the FUCK
>>24022082Australians are into pissdrinking right?
>>24022069yes
Aqua kek
>>24022079>scat
>that kraber shottop kekus
>>24022069Give her 5 years.
Holy shit aqua is a beast with the R-99
>>24022076Is... Is she okay?
>>24022069Management won't allow her.
>>24022074
>>24022076Post it.
>>24022090Haachama....
>>24022080And it's measuring what, exactly? Money, I suppose, but from what? Donations? What's the timeframe?I'm sure this has been answered before, sorry.
why do Sorina and Azki only play with each other?
iine...
>>24022100Her face alones makes me feel uneasy, the design LITERALLY couldn't fit better the type of content she makes.
aqua noooooooooooooo
>>24022088Epic TF2 refit's literally been so long since I played that I can't remember what the jar of piss is called, I know it was some ozzie (probably) slang term
>>24022033Hey, they used to have Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon on UPN before they were on Cartoon Network. My sister's friend was super into Sailor Moon even back then.
>>24022057Good cover, but nothing has topped this for me yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6Pf28eCgQ
>2.2k dmg>2 killsi feel that
>>24022096And i fucking jinxed it
>>24022105I don't think I need to answer this if you just used your fucking head even just a little bit.
>tfw you'll never watch mr bean with aqua
>>24022069No she's too awkward to intentionally do stuff like that. It would probably make her feel uncomfortable
>7 killsAqua...
>>24022004They are each ideal for different things.
>>24022111I was more thinking of that guy who traveled around australia in a van with a goat and was weirdly into it, but yeah tf2 has it too, must just be a thing there.
(jinx) Aqua will be champion this time
>>24022076
>>24022088I am only half Aussie but I would let Haachama pee on me during sex if she had been drinking lots of water, not a whole bunch of cola.
>>24022056why are you posting her face instead of the goods
>>24022117I could make a guess, or I could get the actual info from the person who made it. No need to be a dick about it.
For real though, Mio looks 100% 1:1 exactly like Shadow the Hedgehog and she never acknowledges it
>>24022099After she gets herself kicked out she probably will.
>>24022107They are two old and confused ladies
>>24022129I don't lewd my wife
>>24022030big ass onion
>>24019494I remember when anon were joking about her for being a weirdo and talking about being out of place she was in collaboration, mainly Minecraft. They also said that she will never be relevant and will only attracts boomers because of her choice of games. Now her popularity has got the attention of fans and haters. She's also a good target for getting anon's easy (You) .
>>24021903I listen to this and got turned on is it too late for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGHA34mSco
>>24022134
>>24022127Haato would make the stinkyest grossest pee tho, like her fucking disgusting feet.
Haachama is slowly becoming a degenerate...why didn't the Haatos stop this...
>>24022068That's clearly Sora Blanco.
>>24022135She'll probably go irl tuber when that happens
>>24021903This face haunts me in my dreams, i want to save this girl.
>>24022134why would you post thiswhy the fuck would you post this and give me eternal suffering now that I can't forget your post
>>24022137You literally just vouched for her based on the size of her tits
>>24022142Absolutely, you're fucked bud.
>>24022141She is also becoming the fav vtuber of anti sjw youtubers which is helping bosst her numbers.
>>24022142yes, please isolate yourself from others immediately.
>>24022134are there any good shadow quotes you can spam in her chat
>>24022160fair, by my point still stands
Its saturday afternoon and peko is not streamingRIP
>>24022142I'm not going to click that but the thumbnail alone is enough to say yes please seek medical help immediately
>>24022163The fact she was just featured in a Polygon video kinda goes against whatever narrative you're attempting to craft, there
Do you think Haato looks at her library of saved image and thinks of an idea from that?What if someone draws a nice art piece of her studying diligently? Would she do a studying stream?
>Aqua watched Ben 10 and Tom and JerryWhy is this onion just like me?
>>24022149Negative Sora
>>24022173Read her tweets bro. You CAN read them right?
>>24021601This is what happens when your soul is beyblade. All the girls and boys wanna be there when you let it rip
>>24022118imagine sitting on a couch with her at night watching mr. bean and eating popcorn. she'll be making funny voices and having fun while you're hugging her from behind. after finishing the 5th or 6th episode, she looks at you lovingly and you proceed to give her a kiss and continue to make love with her.
>PEKO PEKO PEKO!!>TEMEEE!!>NO!
>>24022167Just keep asking her to sing live and learn during her 歌枠
>>24022113That video's hard to beat considering that Sora herself motion captured all those dance moves while her other music videos are animated via MMD by A-chan.
>>24022153She doesn't want to be saved anon, I'm sorry but this out of our hands...
>>24022182even if you can't slamming it into deepL and using contextual reading can tell you what she's tweeting
>>24022167I dont even think japs know the sonic franchise exists
>>24022057It's on repeat, Mama Sora.
>>24022190yabai...
>>24022178No narrative. I have literally seen her being talked about on their vids. I am not saying it is good or bad. Just that group does tend to jump on things they think are endorsed by their figureheads.
>>24022189A-Chan's pretty good with MMD huh.
>>24022195Sega is a japanese company, anon.
lmao Matsuri's squad just rolled up on Aqua and beat her ass
>>24022187I remember seeing old clips of pekora all having pe ko pe ko pe ko in them, but she doesn’t really do that anymore right?
>>24022195Anon, Sonic is Japanese.
>>24022163Sorry but Coco (who understands perfect english) literally played dumb about trans-rights AND featured TheQuartering twice in AsaCoco, she's clearly the anti-SJW vtuber.Also she lurks here, maybe.
>>24022189yea, nothing can beat good choreography and mocap for me rip monty
>>24022195Someone mentioned Sonic the other day, I watch too many chuubas to recall which one it was. Either way that Olympcs game that has Mario vs Sonic is proof they are of course aware of the Sonic franchise
BROTHERS
>>24022200Sora blanco.....
>>24022206>>24022209I know retards. Im saying the playerbase in Japan doesnt seem interested in sonic even a fraction of amerca
>>24022217HUGE
>>24022076IT'S AWWWWRIGHT>https://streamable.com/5tpay1
>>24022219no, that is not at all what you said, stop backpedaling
>>24022204I don't think Korone ever made political statements
>>24022222alrighty bro, you need to calm down.
>>24022204I've seen them, videos were pretty damn empty of politics which is good, don't want that shit getting dragged into vtubers.
>>24022222
>>24022200Look at them dancing armpits
>>24022217MASSIVE, BRETHRENS!
>>24022226she hasn't. She is cute and her game choice and attempts at English appeal to them I guess. Not everything needs to be politically driven for them to find something appealing.
>>24022217HUGE BROTHERS posting has really warmed me up to this albino
>>24022217>>24022220IM COMMMMEEEEIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG HNNNNNGGGGBURRRRPP
>>24022226It was one guy who liked her from what I can tell, there wasn't any politics involved.
>>24022107I just noticed I called her Sorina. Tokino Sora* I think I'm developing dyslexia
blessed subaru for doing all these maji omoshiroi sidequests.
>>24022217Shen jing bing.
>>24022230I agree. I am not saying they are trying to bring politics into it. I am saying it is one area of yt more people would have found out about her.
>>24022222Jesus fuck the more I learn the more I'm sickened.Yet, strangely, the more curious I become.
>>24022237>attempts at English appeal to themYou know where this will lead. The trans rights guy has already been spotted in her chat.
>>>/wsg/3476255
>>24022222...holy shit.
>>24022242I haven't been watching, but did she do the executioner model side quest?
>>24022222why did she burp at the end?
>>24022166>>24022177Anon don't worry I'll probably stay virgin forever so I'm not a danger to anyone.
>>24021902There's no glass in those frames. Roboco is a fake.
Lots of aqua english today
>>24022222Haachama...
>>24022090
>>24022252she is literally doing it right now
>Aqua dissing Google senseiBros...
Flare 15万 celebration singing stream in 5 hours. Grats Fuutan
bro...
Stop calling my wife bro
>>24022142wait, so she's got another person helping her with this right?
>>24022250>not just exploiting your fanbase and going to somewhere with a 500+ price
>>24022217LIQUID
>>24022222Most important question, how do we get her to join Hololive?
>>24022100Those eyes...
>>24022178>featured in PolygonWhat the fuck? Source?
>>24022217NO JUICE
>>24022241I think some of the other members seem nervous around Sora, I guess since she's an actual Idol and they're a bunch of shitposting streamers, Coco turned her down for a singing thing because she's not confidant enough in her singing voice.
>>24021903After learning about this channel I watched some videos out of curiosity and discovered I have new fetishes I don't know what do with this knowledge now. I guess I'll join the discord.
Does that new character they added in Apex suck or something? I rarely see people play her.
>>24022279>sourcePolygon
>Haachama + Corruption fetishwhat's next?
Champon!
>>24022286For a second when you said new character I though you meant a hololive manbay, and I was pretty confused.
>>24022222This is how you do it, Luna.
>>24022287>Reading Polygon.
>>24022286The ability leaves you open when you throw it so its inferior to pathfinders grapple. The ult is ok but doesnt do much for battles outside of cheeky armor swapping
>>24021703Shion
>>24022254Don't be a danger to yourself either okay anon?
>>24022297>ReadingIt's a video you goddamn EOP redditor
That game made me want to download Apex
>>24022279try reading the thread you are in... >>24019529
Haachama is pretending, so she's still pure
>>24022312Hug Haachama
>>24022289Everyone + Corruption
>>24022307it's alright, I've played 70 or so matches but I'm still a shitter
You guys aren't rationing your images.
>>24022222That was... a unique experience.
Hoshikawa please stop this retard from hurting herself
>>24022312I'm sure she's looked at some porn at least
>>24022312>Justpretendingtoberetarded.jpeg
>>24022317huh?
>>24022298It does allow you to enter through windows instantly unlike pathfinder's grapple. Also they nerfed the grapple by increasing it's refresh rate.
>>24022317what do you mean?
The gun sounds in Apex are immensely satisfying.
So I've been thinking for a while. Since dragon has promoted that GTA5 was free on EGS. There should be more gta stream right?
>>24022317???
>>24019654It got worse worse for me with Fallout 4 since you generally don't know which of the junk will have a use later which means you spend a lot of time hauling garbage at the start until you get more experience in identifying which stuff is actually worth picking up.
>>24022317
>>24022325>>24022329>>24022339>>24022342Low IQ detected. He means you guys are going to hit the image limit far before 2000 posts.
>>240223234 sure
>>24022317You brought this upon yourself.
>>24022317que?
>>24022345???????
>>24022345what about it?
I'm excited for today, but even half the nips in the waiting room seem to have never touched this gem before. I wonder if it'll be good stream material.I didn't want to take another spot on today's canvas, so I did this separately.
>>24022328I dont think the holos know you can throw it in small gaps. Whenever I saw them use it they just threw it real high for distance and only about 2 knew you could drop the bracelet early
>>24022107They have only been playing regularly on stream recently so mostly they are playing with the people they are more comfortable with. I do hope they start having collabs with the rest of the holos though I am sure it must be a daunting prospect especially for the newbies to ask Sora and AZki to collab.
>>24022345whoosh
Kornet
>>24022345are you really gonna lose your mind over hitting image limit 400 posts early?
>>24022345Haha that's silly, you are so silly
>>24022345No andastd
>>24022355very chill cat
Running out of images? Commence WOMB posting!
>>24022345and?
I love crayons
>>24022361go back
FUCKING STOP
>>24022272She could just be hitting herself or using stock noises for the slapping sounds. Then again she does have a discord full of people willing to do this stuff so who knows, also had a booth Comiket. I also think I recognize the art style for that CD cover.
>>24022345I always assumed those posts were (You) bait and intended for people to start spamming some holo reaction images
>>24019529The Koronay virus is spreading.
>>24022373this statement has no meaning
don't do it
>>24022374LOOK AND LISTEN
>>24022355It's just a spooky walking simulator but still somehow comfy
>>24022283Like that statistic from dating sites where 10/10 girls get less messages than 7/10 girls because they seem unapproachable.
>>24022374Stop what? I don't understand anon
yago...
>>24022302Don't worry about I've never hurt myself intentionally. I'm just some hikki who jacks off to hentai and watch chuubas.
>>24022368did someone say WOMB?
>>24022345I thought it said rotating holy shit
>>24022382woops
>>24022345Yes.
i hope you fuckers are proud of yourselvesi was going to post something cool but now im not going to
>>24022317Because you didn't watch SorAzKi
Just looked up this game Okayu is going to play, so it's pretty much an Undertale knock off?
Mikochi...
>>24022400FUCK FROG!
>>24022399
>>24022399i'm going to post suisui's sweaty pussy!
lmao eop bros let's yeet this bruh, absolute poghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtb6txU32wwhere did it go wrong
hit 500k already you baka onion!
You fools, this is what I wanted the whole time!So long, and thanks for all the (You)s!
THIS IS DEFINITELY POGGERS BROTHERS
>>24022385I wonder if Okayu's going to try and beat it. That'll be real difficult without some help.
>>24022345>2000 posts.Be honest majority of the post in these threads aren't worth reading anyway, this is really what you wanted
>>24022400Wish they gave her a casual outfit for gaming streams.
>>24022410ZA PRAIDO!!!
odds = suiseievens = noel
STOP POSTING IMAGES OR HAACHAMA GETS IT
https://streamable.com/vwb8aj
Haachamachama~!
>>24022423bro, that's a joke area, how do you die to that
don't get pissy now that you have 360 posts to go without imageposting
>>24022405https://files.catbox.moe/nugn1v.webm
We did it Reddit, no more images!
>>24022425Chamers
>>24022425Extremely retarded looking chama, I love it
Now, wallow in your misery!
>>24022415HOLD W GUYS!
>>24022422Do it faggot.
>>24022416I'm hoping she at least does the uboa thing
does anybody have the aqua soundboard site made by chinks?
now what?
>>24022443We talk about Hololive?
>>24022425Lucky Haachama took the last image slot from this thread.
Going to bed now that you imbeciles have ruined this thread by spamming incestily with images. Was it really worth it? Are you happy? Is this what you wanted?
>>24022444That sounds gross, anon.
good job idiots
>>24022411I'm gonna teach her more to piss you off.
>>24022443We shitpost with catbox/streamable linkshttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>24022444sure, who's your favorite hololive?
>>24022446yeshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590254824836.webm
Now that you've all had your fun, you could all just delete those images, or are you all too proud (or new) to do that?
>>24022443we kill the batman
>>24022443https://files.catbox.moe/2icwj9.webm
>>24022451Susei...
>>24022443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcmjp3NgLk0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPbkipGkxpwWe watch the holostars
>>24022444Never heard of it.
>>24022441found it, i actually had it bookmarked
>Coco pretending to like idolsWhat's the narrative lads?
I have realized its almost impossible to be a subarufag, aquafag, matsurifag or pekorafag because they all stream at pretty much the same time everyday.the realization came because Im a subarufag and I pretty much never see aqua or pekora because of it.
>>24022459Subaru is playing Nier too
Towa is cute!https://files.catbox.moe/4iepso.webm
>>24022446It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>>24022453>ate] [Auto] No new posts>>24022448>>24022446>>24022436>>24022430Imaging being this mad.
>>24022450can't believe Miko did that
>>24022446have a good sleep anon and sweet dreams hope you dream of you and your favourite holo doing cool stuff together
Did aqua wonned yet
>>24022469>>ate] [Auto] No new posts
>>24022469
>>24022453>you could all just delete those images, or are you all too proud (or new) to do that?why would we delete those images?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590629151446.webm
>>24022464>SubarufagWhy...
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1266619337072242688mikoti!
>>24022474Coco...
>>24022437>>24022415>>24022389>>24020605https://files.catbox.moe/1ph28i.mp4AAAAAAAAAGGGH !
would any bros wanna queue up in ap*x
>>24022109She dose stream normal games. She seems to really like Terraria and Animal crossing.
>>24022453>Luna162.jpgNo need for images.
>>24022488That's pretty fuckin gay not gonna lie
Moo-Na... https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1266614977055485952?s=20
>>24022446>spamming incestily with images>incestily Haachama?!
>>24022496How fucking fat is she jesus
>>24022491I'm glad we can't post images so I don't have to see Luna's dumb face
>>24022482To prove you aren't new. But who am I kidding? You're not capable of it.Ah well, it's such a shame to see these threads so infested with newfags, but we all already knew that was the case.
>>24022487I'M FUCKING CUMMING
>>24022446>incestilyHaachama!?
damn Haato can do THAT?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590792050835.webm
>>24022487i'll slap you with my cock dumb bitch
>>24022446>incestily
>>24022488Only if no voice chat and on tokyo GCE and no bulli i only just unlocked ranked
>>24022501fatter than aqua
>>24022453>l-let me post my shitty image i've posted in the last 5 thread guys c-comon I mean it s-stop playing !fuck offhttps://files.catbox.moe/32a085.mp4
>>24022503>reddit spacing
>>24022484Well there goes my sleep I guess, now waiting for Mikochi~
Haachamma/Dadchamma sextape wen?
>>24022507Haato would shoot herself while trying to look cool
Akai Chalmers
>>24022503Nah you're just such a retard you made people want to spite you by posting as many images as possible.
>>24022510never mind bro i seemed to have uninstalled it..
>>24022512EDM: Elite Dance Music
>>24022503you're too old to be acting like a chunni, gramps
>>24022515adjust your sleep for mikoti! give into to pleasure for mikoti!
>>24022503>To prove you aren't newnigger you weren't even here 2-3 weeks ago
>>24022484みこち!
>>24022527>I'm not even new, I've been here 4 weeks!
Look at her go!https://files.catbox.moe/gppzst.mp4
>>24022513>R-REDDIT! WE GOT REDDIT HERE!No one cares. Prove you aren't new the hard way, not the easy way.>>24022520You think that was me? This is an anonymous board, this thread has had 242 people posting in it.
How bad is duolingo?
>>24022533Why don''t you go first retard.
>>24022512name their band
why are you like this? did someone hurt you?
>>24022534Pikamee recommended it. So pretty bad.
>>24022534djt, stop pussyfooting
>>24022534It was fine as an introduction, but you're going to want to use something else after a month when all you've learned is how to introduce yourself.
So when we doing /hlg/ sings?
LUNA PUSShttps://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1266522718792323072
ayame.jpg!
>>24022533>How dare they take away my pics, I was going to post a shitty reaction with one of my posts.
>>24022531>he thinks reaching image limit at 1.6k+ post is bad when we were reaching it at 1k+ post a few weeks agofuck off retard go back to wherever you came from
>>24022534As someone who used it for half a year: it's hot fucking garbageThere are many better learning apps out there
>>24022548Ah~~ I want to commit a crime!
aqua to choke againjust watch
>>24022547https://vocaroo.com/iGX5mqxH5e6
>>24022533>n-newfag!seethe
>>24022533Cope harder you faggot.
>>24022560ガスいたーーえー?
>>24022560Fuck you
hey /hlg/these holos huh? so funny!
>>24022561You have a nice voice, in an autistic way, no homo.
>>24022538>Why don''t you go first retard.Because:>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.You lot can still save yourselves. I posted earlier in the thread, when people were still posting images with a purpose.>>24022551I don't even have anything I want to post, I just tire of seeing you reprobates have no self control.
>>24022560NIGGER
>>24022573>/hlg/who?
which hololive has the hairiest armpits and pubes
>>24022579Agua.
>>24022560choked in gas...
>>24022579that would be korone
>>24022579You're favorite
>>24022532It's too bad they didn't post her MMD modelI'd like to see Suisei do some moves from Soul Trainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ8vp7D1hrI
>>24022579noel jungle
>>24022578me
step up your game bros we are running out of ideas to fill the next 250 posts
>>24022575>being this upset cry me a river, faggot
>>24022575>I don't even have anything I want to post, I just tire of seeing you reprobates have no self control.So instead of being autistic for an actual reason you're just being a retard, got it.
Isn't chugging energy drinks legitimately dangerous? Should YAGOO stop Hachaama?
>>24022561Great voice bro
just woke up, simpswhat's the new narrative?
>>24022579Would say Haachama, but Coco says she has no pubes, so I'm not sure.
>>24022593>>24022594Improve yourselves you fat fucks.
>>24022602korone's thick bush got doxxed today, the image was circulating a while ago but mods removed them even the archives
>>24022602Your favorite holo fucks other men
not a simp but i'd watch whatever it is pekora does.
First gassed then cooked. Aqua is getting the full concentration camp treatment
I hate EOP so much
Sorry, you eurofags are horrible at bait. Let me show you the American way, ans the best part is that this isn't even going to be bait. Its just objective truth.[spioler] hololive girls really need to just admit they're normies and just act like it. Girls like mea are well liked despite being blatant whores. Holo needs to stop pandering to idolshits with this purity nonsense and just admit they fuck guys already. Some relationship drama between the girls and the holostars would actually be fun. [/spoiler]
>>24022597Too much caffeine can disrupt your heart rhythm so yeah
>>24022603How did she find out
>>24022608Just giving her the attention is like ambient simpage.
>>24022597Haato will be graduating from life today
>>24022605This projection.
>>24022597Don't worry Haachama is fine.She'll drink her own pee afterwards in order to counteract the effects of the energy drinks.
>>24022613ANONCHAMA!?
>Still stuck in Gold I after 4 hoursYou're never going to make it to Diamond at this rate Aqua...
>>24022612based
Festival is building the wall.
You call that bait?
How the hell am I meant to express my emotions and sufficient reactions without having an image to go along with it? It's practically impossible. Humans are visual creatures, without my imagery I cannot convey what I want to in an easy manner.
>>24022597Look into kidney stones.
>>24022612The power of FBK...
>>24022613This but unironically.
>>24022613i'm mad now
>>24022613Anon please learn how to ctrl+s
I keep thinking about Suisei's sweaty spats
>>24022612Look at this faggot, giving in to the demands of redditors...
>>24022622where'd she start from?
>>24022597If one retard can do it and be fine, Haachama surely can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg_6aRuR254&feature=emb_titlePut it in your diary.
>>24022633anon...
>>240226414am...
>>24022641Why does she stare at me like that
Subaru...
Which hololive is the most reddit?So we can blame a holo for these reddit spies.
>>24022613I'm just saying. Niji has boy x girl couples that work extremely well together and even talk about their sex life and stay popular... if niji can do it I dont see why hololivr can't too.
>>24022644She wants you Anon.
Amoon's going to play GTA V later https://youtu.be/cxAWNbmG-zo
>>24022646Pekora and Korone by far
>>24022647if niji can do it, go watch niji and stay there nigger
>>24022613アノンちあま!?
>>24022649Ew
>>24022646Pekora, Korone and Haachama
>>24022649Does she have the n-word pass?
>4.57 posts/minreclining.
>>24022646Come on anon, this isn't a question that needs to be asked.
>>24022613Mea isn't a whore tho, she is filthy degenerate but not a whore. Plus would she really be a normie?
>everyone quit playing Shinymas>Coco still playingWTF Coco
>>24022649who the fuck drew that horrendous image
>>24022649if she says nigger then she will automatically be my favorite holoindog
>>24022662No Yakuza no ARK. Trying hard to be relevant
>>24022646the pupperino girl
This many people complaining about no images just shows how many actual newfags are here. Just a month ago before the 2k post cap, we would go thousands of posts with no images because mods would nuke new threads even after we hit the image cap.
>>24022657What could be behind this!?
>>24022662>everyoneYeah Son plays the game unironically
>>24022647Niji isn't trying to have an idol image.
>>24022612Kittan...
>>24022641wakuwakunaruhayataiki:anchor:
>>24022656I don't think so. She'll probably cover the screen, mute the stream and censor the chat when she gets to that part of the game.
>>24022673>hololive>idol
>>24022670This. We are reclining, like my consciousness from the comfy energy of that MatsuriRoboco Apex
T-Shirt...
>>24022579Marine or Senchou
>>24022670>This many peopleit's just one schizo
>>24022677>hololive>not idols
>>24022657better than shitty bait, tierlist posting, luna1738762.jpg, towaface nigger, koroneyeetpog.jpg
>>24022670You know anon, it's possible to complain about something you put up with previously.
>>24022647>>24022613Why aim to be an inferior version of Niji when the market longing for the idol image exists? Why won't you tourists use your brains?
>>24022671All the normalfags going for the weekend
>>24022689>market longing for idol image existsSora...
>>24022647get the fuck outta here then.
>>24022677We have been through this before anon. Even if you don't think they are idols they market themselves as idols.
I keep thinking and I've reached a conclusion. Miko's face is extremely kissable.
>>24022687>anything you don't like is bait>tier list needs to be an image not a link>being this scared of a few luna images>being this scared of a few towa images>implying you need and image not just a youtube link for thatNEXT hustle upNEXT NEXT NEXT
>>24020836Odd, maybe she got tired of playing it after last season. Some of the holos like Roboco have recently reached Platinum. Does Aqua plan to reach Diamond by today?
>>24022646based on their all-time top posts: Korone Pekora Haachama Suisei Matsuri
>>24022647stay in your dead general please.
>>24022647I don't see the point you are trying to make.Hololive already doing well just within their own circle of interaction.Collabing with Holostar won't really give them any advantage whatsoever since they all have dynamic with each other.In fact maybe Holostar need to pull their own weight first, all thing considered.
Everyday at the same time this shit starts
>>24022579Aqua
>>24022701Seeing that theres a day counter on the stream probably not unless she goes for another long ass stream again
>/hlg/Fake news baiting chatroom>niji threadPeaceDid we just lose? starlord.jpg
>>24022706https://files.catbox.moe/yzroqm.jpg
>>24022676Hmm what's the rule? The other holos only censor the videos when too much skin is being shown on screen. Can she just let the cutscene play without comment then? Even Miko only got into trouble with GTA only because of her video title triggering youtube's AI.
>>24022711>/hlg/alive thread>niji dead thread
>>240227065:30pm in straya right nowDunno how far behind SEA is though
>>24022698The way she eyes me with disgust fills me with lust!
>>24022705But they are pulling their weight, hololive doesn't market them what more do you want from them?
>>24022714>alive threadAt what cost...
What does wazzapu mean?
>>24022715Most of SEA is working right now
>>24022720Anonchama... it's saturday in SEAnig hours
>>24022716I want more ASMR voice packs of her calling me gross.
>>24022646Why won't you just go there and see it for yourself?
>>24022719Fake info
Which hololive is the most 4chan?
>>24022646Haachama >>>/wsg/3469825
>>24022701Again, she's been busy doing other things like taking dance lessons, and no she's not planning to reach diamond today. She likes to reach platinum though.
>>24022597Did she get the idea from the cooking stream where the haaton sent a video of making a Redbull + Monster cocktail? How impressionable can you be.
Everyone on 5ch is saying >わためのせいだAnyone know why...?
>>24022726Because he might find there's no noticeable difference between reddit and /hlg/
>>24022737Is there a new Watame narrative?
>>24022717From what ive seen from watching homostars for a while:Astel is probably the best Apex player they have and he gets low views and subscribersKaoru had the beyblade revolution on his side and still gets 500-700 views. He also streams in the morning when no one else is besides towas morning streamShein is fun to watch and is basically a low tier male HaachamaTemma is pretty chill and his DBD streams are pretty goodThey are putting in work but are not exactly exploding
>>24022700>scaredbeing tired of the same old formula is not being scared anon
>some faggot spoils subaru that there is route C>chat quickly resorts to say its wassapu (badly spread rumors) and there is no route C>really? there is no route C chat?>nope nope nope nope>I see... I better do all the sidequests then since the ending is so close...I love this chat so much, subaru's innocence is preserved and it will only be better when it breaks her soul in route C
>>24022738Reddit isn't a chatroom if that makes a difference. based on Haachama's stream of course.
>>24022737Because of Watame.
>>24022745The true hololive daughter.
Post faster retards
>>24022711funny of you yo say that as peace is only found in death.>>24022714
>>24022737Disgusting idolfags are getting told to fuck off and they're blaming watame for starting the trend.
>>24022745But how can the chat convince her to play it online to get the ultimate ending?
>>24022737If 5ch is mad at Watame, she probably did something right. Fuck idolfags.
Starbucks streamchi?
>>24022754>onlinenot him but wut? i haven't played the game yet
>aqua watches saoholy kino
>>24022745Is she doing 21O's sidequest? The outcome of that hurt a lot in Route C.
>>24022767she always start her stream with link start anon...
>>24022767She's a really big fan, I think shion is too
>>24022765You need to have network features enabled to receive support to clear the true ending/Ending E, as well as to give other players your own support once you've cleared it.
>>24022767nto the trash she goes.
>>24022767that's cringe, I'm not watching Aqua anymore.
>>24022754I played it offline and it asks you if you want to go online after you fail a bit. I said no for ages because I didn't know so it hit a lot harder.
>>24022737Because Watame did nothing wrong.
>>24022767>sao>kinozoomzoom
FUBUKING
>>24022737Watame bitched out now that the gap between her and Kanata growing larger
>>24022767I like Aqua bug she has shit normalfag taste
>FBK>MTR>WTM>CHCWho's the next to interact with homos?
>>24022737they can't blame fubuki or matsuri so they go for the easy target
>>24022785TWA...
>>24022666Then she should get off her ass and bring back AsaCoco it's not hard
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1266607888337788931>This is not even my final form!
>>24022785YERMUM
-1
>>24022737Fuck Japanese idolfags are such shit, literally the lowest scum.
>>24022767>Aqua like saoholy rip, it's time to unsub, refund my membership and dislike her vids
Sometimes, meidos are aight.
>>24022785>suprise stream next week>it features all the holos playing twister with the homos in their 3D models.>every idolfag in japan commits collective suicide>the rest of the world doesn't care and keeps supporting the holos>a new age of hololive beginsI wish
>>24022785HCM?!
>>24022325>>24022329>>24022339>>24022342>>24022351>>24022354>>24022366>>24022367>>24022371>>24022373>>24022378>>24022381>>24022396>deletedwow
>>24022794Apparently she's just taking a break for the week.But no clearly everything is drama, for fuck sake...
MATING PRESS WITH MARINE WOMB
>>24022803
what is this meido doing
My carefully laid plans gone to waste.
>>24022801Whos lucky enough to be under Noel?
this is your reward now
>>24022803I'm glad meido did all that work so we can spam cropped hololive porn, it adds a lot to the thread quality.
>post image without context or anything or even the same quality as the ones deletedso this is the quality that image posters want
>>24022803Fuck the mods.
>>24022737Always do the opposite of what 5ch says
>>24022820HOLY BASED
>>24022807Implying that Senchou would be so embarrassed. Immersion ruined.
>>24019765LMFAO.Indonesia's image is forever ruined.
>>24022820Okay that's good
>>24022820fbk yo...
what is haatos mental illness
>>24022800Cute rabbico
>>24022820damn, he did it again!
>>24022823Looks more shocked than embarrassed to me
>>24022829Retardbrain
>>24022790>>24022812WHEW
>>24022830*Robaco
>>24022815You say that like this isn't just the same anons reclaiming their deleted posts.
>>24019784Even my normie friends liked it.
>>24022826>Manila>Indonesia
>>24022820This fucking face man
>>24022826Manila's in philippines anonchama
>>24022815>quality
>>24022837>friendsgross
Where the fuck is Towa's new cover?
>>24019784B-but they forgot to record Danchou's part?!
>>24022838>implyingit's all going to be the same crap images posted before dozens of times whether it's them or not
POST WOMBS PLEASE
>>24022854marine.jpg
>>24019837Went into some Austrailian's house too kek
Baqua...Prioritizing killing enemy over picking her teammate banner...
>>24022847New imaginary fake 5ch speculation. Suisei cut down Noel's participation because she couldn't get her parts right and now 3rd gen hates her.
>>24022851based power move
>>24022846Huh? they released it yesterday anon https://youtu.be/GLvTkQwFO4U
>>24022829Take a pick.
Coco...
>>24022846Soon I hope. They just closed the illustrations submissions yesterday so they should be including the accepted entries into the cover video.
>>24019765Trust me most Flips want Manila to burn too. Imperial scum
>>24022856She showed Haachamas house??
>>24022858She aint a fucking PUSSY
>losing to a triple take in a sniping battle using kraberaqua...
>>24022870She said she wanted to find Haachama...
>>24022868I hope so, her voice is perfect for ヨルシカ and I've been hyped since the teaser
Fubuki posted my drawing. Yay!
>>24022875Would be hard on google maps, you can't smell anything.
>>24022878Did you sign it with your name and "age 36?"
>>24022878You know what would make her happier?
>not taking the shotaqua...
>>24022878Prove it.
>>24022878did you give her a supa?
>>24022820Based meido making sure that smug Fubuki was the final image again.
>>24022872Didnt the triple take retain the energy ammo properties of having fast bullet travel and low bullet drop? Triple take is superior to consistent shooting
>>24022878Sharkbuki?
>>24021568Thanks anon, I'm a massive fucking numberfag. Seeing shit like this makes my dick hard.
HOLY AQUA
AQUA WHAT WAS THAT
Aqua soloing the whole squad. She's a beast.
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1266637730487791618Moona...
Aqua is nutty.
Good self control aqua!
MOO NA??? https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1266639112989102083?s=20
>>24022889Yes
man i would be already dead at that pointaqua's good
ryokai peko
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1266544573980893185Are you ready for garter belt sensei?!
>>24022896>>24022901Calling her fans mooniggas now
>wait till one team eliminate other>went in surprise and took out the winnerI thought Aqua is dumb....
>>24022896holy fucking cringe, The only funny time was when Miko done and no one else, Stop forcing it every time someone plays GTA you absolute morons.
jesus christ this is some big brain play
>>24022896She's actually gonna get hololive a lot of hateNice, always love me some drama
Oh wow Subaru made it to the flower field
>>24022909She's smart with games of course
Did Aqua accidently drop the Kraber?
DUDE ALIEN
Aqua........
>>24022910t. nigger
Towa doing her best! I love you Towa!
HAHAHA
Aqua... You should've wore the Evo shield...
>evo armor stolen by Lobalmao
>>24022910Who's forcing them to say the gamer word?
>>24022204People are talking about her on this website so Korone must also be the choice of alt right /pol/ shitters. It's just logic. What a wonderful ability Korone has to unite people.
wait why did the red armor and her sniper disapeared?
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NOEL!