/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reindeer pussy

Gazer is the best!
Gazer is the strongest!
Gazer is the cutest!
Gazer is the most evil and vicious!

>>23998006
Ooh, camping!

Reminder that raccoon girls are clean and not trash pandas!

Day of the Rape!

>>23998020
Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widowers and orphans you raped?

>>23998026
But that one is stupid.

>dark mage cult is a bunch of 49 year old milfs that are avid hardcore straight shota connoisseurs that bring in kidnapped little boys for trafficking and training

>>23998058
that's why she needs an owner

>>23997764
My demon mistress is my shrine

>>23998113
Can they kidnap me and turn me into a shota with their dark magic?

>>23998024
>White Horn-san lets the Snuggle Scouts watch Yurucamp on a slow day

>>23998142
of course, those dark mages love little boys!

Men exist as the property of Dark Slimes.

>>23998287
Clearly us solids need guidance

With the Alp talk towards the end of the thread I realized how weird and slightly depressing it would be if a alp/succubus sensed that you would/could turn into a alp and kept trying to make you one.
Then again, you this could happen to you and you are surprised, chances are you were the only one this was a surprised to.

Hey I wanted to share this story about a mail man getting some from a strong dog girl.

https://pastebin.com/8jV589jk

enjoy

>>23998434
Ruff job, huh.

>>23998287
ok but she better be wildly ambitious

>>23998006
I see last thread has brought a great start for this one, march on white horny brothers!

>>23998006
I'd brave the wilds of Canada to buy some hash from a GMILF White Horn and then give her my sausage.

>>23998026
they are for bully and rape

>>23998434
Ooof, that's a big girl alright

>>23998287
men need to be property.
choice is non-existent for men.

>>23988916
Japan doesn't give a shit about SJW "sexist" accusations. And Ishuzoku Reviewers wasnt that far from MGE, if it could get an anime, so can MGE.

It's Thursday, that means pea-soup!

>>23998434
Based

>>23988916
Imagine taking the opinions of landwhales on Twitter seriously.

>>23998567
You forgot the important third step, marriage

>>23998836
Only browsing 4chan and knowing other sites solely because of screencaps causes an individual to become detached

>>23998887
More like people who try to force their cultural values on a country who has entirely different values from you is the first fucking sign of both retardation and borderline mental illness.

Trans stans already hate the fact that Alps achieved what they cannot and will not ever be able to do: Become actual real, biological women.

>>23998581
>men need to be property.
I want to be an Automaton's personal battery and sex toy in one, treated like an object.

momsters should rape their own sons a regular basis.

>>23998922
okay outrage addict

>>23998969
that already happens in japan and it's considered a huge social issue

>>23998969
I want a shog momster

>>23998989
Thanks for reminding me of this.
>The most commonly reported incest occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead."(166) The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first ejaculation in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training.(167) Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers - perhaps helping explain why one informant told a family planning expert: "We have no Oedipal problems in Japan - there's no competition from the father.(168) Mother recent Japanese book, based on one hundred incest reports, confirms these observations, including the unusually high rate of mother - son incest, although it, too, provides no way to determine true national incidence rates.(169)

>>23998887
You would think people would realize they're in a bubble but apparently not.
>>23998922
Trans people account for 0.3 of the population and the people who really care about trans issues enough to be obnoxious about it are a tiny minority. Thanks to screen caps, social media algorithms and Hollywood leaning more towards various issues it's easy to think society at large cares about these things more than you think.

Anons spend way more time talking about this sort of thing on average than the general population does. Like another guy said, Interspecies Reviewers was overall well received by western fans.

>>23998941
Dom automaton is underrated

>>23999112
I want to give this alp headpats.

>>23998026

>>23999164
I want to get headpats from an Alp when she tells me it's perfectly okay for a man to get in touch with his feminine side. It doesn't make him any less of a man. And even if it did, what's the harm in that?

>>23999207
Ignore this alp propaganda

>>23999179
i want to take a trash panda and forcefully employ her as my personal maid

>>23999179
>If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
>Who ya gonna call (Pandabusters)
>If you're seein' things runnin' thru your trash
>Who can you call (Pandabusters)
>A smelly panda sleepin' in your bed
>Who you gonna call? Pandabusters!
>Panda-busting feels good!

>>23999302
It's 50/50 if they'll turn out like this
https://youtu.be/gNILnzlfHCg or this
https://youtu.be/qIhikj3U7yY

>>23999325
>This song can cause raccoon girls and ren xiongmaos to burst into tears

>>23999207
Do not believe the alp propaganda!
She just want you to cross dress so she feels better about herself!

>>23999381
I'd do it.

>>23998410
If it’s fated to happen and can’t be avoided, wouldn’t you prefer a friend to help you through it? You know you’re going to be happy with the result anyway.

Alps are fine as long as you say "No Homo"

>>23997137
Wouldn't that just be traumatic?

>>23999325
>>23999365
>Raccon girl is complaining about perpetuating stereotypes
>Play that song to this remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>Pelvis thrust while she tears up

>>23999445
No, but addictive

>>23999099
>>23998989
>>23998969
Ganbare Japan-chan! You're already half a step into demonrealm. Just quit the NTR, and take up adoption.

"Woooo, how about this heat!?"
>>23999207
>*knife sharpening noises reverberate*_

>>23998287
>>23998581
>>23998969
simps

>>23999468
I'd prefer they switch to brother-sister instead of mother-son.

>>23999467
Amazons deserve smallpox and cultural erasure.
Wretched savages.

"So that we're clear overtime you're in a state of miserable indecision. King of Games, Known Gundam Fighter, Lord Protector of the NEW British Isles and the man who fucked every single person in China and Taiwan and then Sold Hawaii to Africa.
No.23999207▶
Hey Gary Gygax New Mexico brain clone, what do the number values on that character add up to, question mark.
>Roll_
Meanwhile on 7chan, (0chan)

>>23999521
Are you lost?

>>23999521
>>>/d/ is that way, tripfag.

Anyone knows where to download Monster Girl Encyclopedia series?

>>23998989
>that already happens in japan and it's considered a huge social issue
w-what???

>>23999546
>>23999554
It looks like a spambot, based on the random garbled text.

>>23999505
Onee-san=aunt=mother > rest

>>23999445
for some yes, but mamono can understand when hard sex is too hard for you and when it's time to switch to slow, soft cuddlesex with lots of kisses and headpats

>>23999506
>be conquistador
>give out some blankets to a few ocelomeh and amazoness tribes as a gesture of "good will"
>fuck off to spain to a little while to wait for the results
>have a great time fighting the moors
>found the streets of Rapechtitlan empty when I return
>fuck yeah, smallpox rules
>however, they are not empty of noise
>notice moaning and gasping all around
>suddenly, the central plaza is filled with the noise of sex
>drooling ocelomehs and amazonness start to pour out of the side streets
>turns out the virus got mutated by mamono mana too
>now everyone affected is even more of a sex-crazed monster
Virgen Santa! I knew I should have stayed in Sevilla!

>>23999473
>>23999521
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>>23999655
It's obvious you need to use the time honored missionary tactic, marry them.

>>23997996
Grub time

If you are unsure about the new fox you met, just remember to follow this simple rule: the more tails she has, the more trustworthy she is!

I'm a slut for big strong Hellhounds!

>>23999767
>I'm a slut
I hope a hellhound makes a good, honest husband out of you.

>>23999521
What

I really hope we get some good waifu shit with Inuyasha's daughteru. Too young and young looking for my taste, but beggars can't be choosers I guess. That's the closest thing we will ever get to a fem Inuyasha waifu.

>>23998434
Quality stuff thanks dude

>>23999789
It is okay to be a slut for your wife and for them to be a slut for you.

>>23999758
Poser, I know about your S-Cry-Ed fetish.
*ting*

>>23999806
Stop being surprised and start obeying Yakumo, I was gonna have you play Jinx's Paratrooper in the flash webcomic series! And yes, that was whining.

notice the hesitance towards the usage of the letter 'y' in this era.

>>23999718
>Amazoness and Ocelomeh talking about their husbands
>"Aw, your husband is such a cutie!"
>"He is, isn't he! Your husband is so pretty too!"
>"Does your husband try to talk you into worshipping that prude god too? I love it when he does the shy priest act!"
>"So cute! I can't believe they seriously think sex is only for reproduction!"
>"They are barbarians, I know. Anyways, I think I can hear hubby waking up. I'll go for a quick fuck before the hunt"
>"Alright hun, see you there! Stay horny!"
>"Stay horny sis!"

>>23999960
An active sex life needs a high-protein diet. Good hunting.

>>23999960
>sex is only for reproduction
That's just plain misinfo, sex is fine only if your married and contraceptives are a sin

>>23999838
Not him, but my waifu knows I'm an absolute pervert of the highest order. The question is whether or not that makes me a sniveling and pathetic masochist eager for her to break me, or a ravenous beast whose insatiable hunger will wreak havoc upon her tight little holes.

The answer is somewhere in between, shifting between one and the other.

>>23999758
This is an absolute lie, nor is this even a good rule of thumb, since high-level foxes can hide their tails.

You might think you're safe with a ditzy, single-tailed novice, when you're actually in the clutches of a five-tailed demon of an inari, ready to melt your brain with undeniable pleasure till you become her loyal slave for all eternity or until she gets bored of you, since that's just how those damn foxes are.

>>23999900
>>23999920
>>23999944
why are the automatons so active today?

How would a Hellhound react if after sex, she finds out her husband used a condom all the time and used magic to make it invisible and she wouldn't notice?

>>24000293
Rip husband. Then she will call the local lich

>>24000293
Her insides could be hotter than the melting point of latex

>>24000161
I just want a Hellhound to gentle dom me

>>24000336
Magic condoms, son.

>>24000293
>husband used a condom all the time and used magic to make it invisible and she wouldn't notice
Why though?

You are part of the marketing team for an upcoming MGE official anime, you have to choose 5 species who will compose the main cast of 5 girls who go on whacky adventures togheter on a quest to find the perfect man, possibly with different traits for different appeals, and more importantly that will ensure max viewvership number
Who do you choose?

>>24000293
>>24000417
For his youtube channel obviously
>Invisible Condom Prank! GONE SEXUAL
>Invisible Condom Prank 2! SHE FOUND OUT! GONE WRONG
>HOSPITAL VLOG: My pelvis is almost whole again!
>I tried to prank my wife with the invisible condom, and then THIS HAPPENED
>HOSPITAL VLOG 2: I'm gonna be a dad! Also second broken pelvis update

>>23998434
>Her warm body heats me from behind. Fighting off any cold. I feel like nothing can hurt me. Surely the dog girl could fight them off with ease. I… I think we would make nice children.

Even if it is not a Hellhound, I think you just completely emphasized what makes Hellhounds so great and what every husband and anon that wants to marry one feel.

How do you tell your wife you don't want a harem.
She keeps propositioning women she knows, evenstrangers she thinks I'd like.
Right now I keep saying the girls she brings just aren't a good fit but she's really persistant.
I only need her, I don't think I can love two women equally and I don't want to dissapoint her either.

>>24000293
>condom all the time and used magic to make it invisible
I'm getting Emperor's New Clothes vibes. Did a tanuki sell it to him?

>>24000476
>How's it going guys. Today I'm going to talk about how I received a broken pelvis after my wife violently rode my dick after I deceived her by using a magic invisible condom... But first I'd like to thank my friends at Nord VPN for sponsoring me!

>>24000469
Tsun Anubis, diligent Kiki, genki or tomboy lizard/salamander, kuu lich and "simple" loving wurm or ushi

>>24000540
>Hellhound chases someone down
>Pulls out a phone
>"HAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS?!"

>>24000584
>hellhound discover how to give a man erectile dysfunction

Just thinkin' 'bout that hot, stinky, hellhound breath

>>24000616
It's brimstone, she can't help it

>>24000469
Manticore, lovey dovey succubus, slightly autistic shoggoth, honourable lizardman, and quiet cupid.

>>24000469
The easy way out is Hellhound, Anubus, Kikimora, Gazer, Lilim.

Ratas.

>>24000769
Sneks

>>24000769
I wonder how often Kunoichi and Ratas compete with each other on information gathering.

>>24000761
>Main character is the lilim
>She is actually magically disguised as a human and she doesn't know that she is a lilim because amnesia

Protectionfags, why do Hellhound appeals to you so much when there are so many other protective monster girls like Jinkos?

>>24000814
>Anon looks outside after a loud thump to see a Rata and Kunoichi wrestling with each other.

>>24000769
I want to get slapped by that tail

>>24000867

>>23998434
Most career carriers get two days off a week, but we'll just assume this guy is a CCA.

>>24000616
>>24000624
I bet their fluff smells like cinnamon

>>24001064
I'll just leave this here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXcIrBHU4AAJ7m1.jpg:orig

>>24000616
I have exactly zero interest in Hellhounds unless they can glow hotter than iron and make orifices glow.

>>24000847
>Somehow the rata is winning

>>24001184
That should be a given honestly.

>>23998006
What about it?

Sometimes, warrior monster girls need men to relieve their stress from countless battles and travelling throughout the vast and seemingly endless lands. It's a man's duty to provide his body for a monster to relieve the pressure.
Zipangu men offer themselves to Ochimusha
Mist Continent men offer themselves to Hinezumi
Demon Realm men offer themselves to Demons and Succubi
Everywhere you go, there are powerful monsters protecting their homeland and require your body for relief to continue protecting.

Is there a kangaroo monster girl?

>>24001238
No you don't understand. I have a very particular and autistic fetish when it comes to fire-based girls.

>>24001360
not yet.
Sure wish someone would give KC ten million dollars in yen or something so that he doesn't need to wageslave anymore and actually focus on MGE for us all

>>24000225
The most treacherous foxes are ones that will restrain themselves to give you a false sense of security. This method can backfire if the man also restrains her tails.

>>23997996

>>24001292
It's comfy and cuddly, but there's going to be a fight between Yeti pussy and White Horn pussy when you get lost in the snowy north

Kikis are overrated. A slime maid can use her body to absorb all the impurities around the house.

>>24000843
I like Hellhounds, but Jinkos are my #1 monster.

>he doesn't want to take his MG daughteru to pound town on a daily basis
fags

If you have a harem, what are the sleeping arrangements?
Do you take turns sleeping with a different girl each night or do you all sleep in a big pile?

>>23998006
Is Axem still alive?

>>24001817
Looks like it
https://twitter.com/DaAxem

>>24001831
Oh nice, some gems here.

>>24001812
Pile if small enough.
Alternating between 2 or 3 if too big.

>>24001712
I love big girls.

>>24001354
>Mist Continent men offer themselves to Hinezumi

Shouldnt that be Jinkos?

>>24001712
I hear you.
Jinkos are great

>>24001812
Bamshee on left or behind me, providing boob pillow or laying on my chest.
Wisp on right, laying on my chest. She is smoller than the Banshee,and she provides lap pillows when necessary.
Ghoul passed out face-first somewhere near the vicinity of my dick. Possibly knocked herself out with my dick still in throat.

>>24001720
Who are you quoting?
If you're not quoting anyone, please stop typing in such a retarded fashion.

>>23999419
Somehow I believe becoming a alp would only make me even more sexually frustrated.

>>24001812
I don't sleep, incubi perks.

>>24000469
>Cait Sith, Cu Sith, Slug, Charybdis, Humpty Egg
>anime bombs
>”I guess the market has no interest. No point in making another season or doing anything else with the IP.”
>There will never be another attempt to make an anime
I’ve saved the franchise
It’s the only way to save it

>>24001403
$1000 isn’t that much

>>24001720
I’d rather take them to Flavortown

>portals happen
>monster girls roll in
>elites decide it's not kosher or whatever
>order normies to go nuclear and fight to the last normie
>normies follow through like the good golems they are
>war ensues, billions die, monster girls' world destroyed or sealed back off
>if you survive that you get branded and brainwashed for the upcoming brave new world as if nothing happened
>try to at least keep your foreskin
>fail
>yfw

>>24002025
Girls masturbating furiously to the thought of a guy they like is really cute.

>>24002137
>monster girls' world destroyed or sealed back off
And you lost me

>>24002137
I would totally go Gul'dan on this world if the portals ever open.

>>24002137
If the monster wars happen I'll either be dead or have a waifu by the end of it.
Maybe even if I die a monster will snatch my soul in the afterlife.

>>24001853
That's a great outfit for a blue semen demon, but it would look better on a pearloli Demon.

>>24001720
Pound Town is no place for little girls. I'd rather take my auntster there.

>>24000469
Tough as nails Ushi-Oni, caring but cutely-clumsy succubus, super smart echidna, prankster kitsune, self-conscious NEET gazer
As the series goes on, the group fight a bunch, and the succubus and husband have to resolve the conflict. Every time it happens, a bit of each character's slightly sad back story is revealed, bringing them all closer together

>>24001949
ah, you're right. I was thinking about Chinese zodiac stuff.

>Have a blond vampire loli waifu
>At least she calls herself a loli, in reality she's 5 foot 5 and claiming to be a loli makes her feel better about being as flat as a board

>>24002137
Monster girls will revive those who died trying to help them, right?

>>24002324
Sure if you are up for undeath.

>>24002324
>One (1) Zombie Dragon reees on a battlefield site
>place is now full of Zombies and undead incubi
Magic is fun.

>>24002285
>Talks about her Sabbath constantly with other people
>One day, the baphomet from the local Sabbath overhears her and asks her why she hasn't seen her in any of the meetings
>She stutters and can't say a word
>When you get back home she cries into your chest for a solid minute

>lockdowns are over in some places

Just finished drawing a Kappa, underrated mg.

>>24002551
>Coronavirus winds down
>Finally go outside
>Vamp Mosquito hugs me from behind
>"It's Dengue season onii-chan~"

>>24002721
Is there a way to get away from a Vamp Mosquito that's already hugging you?

Or there's nothing you can do but let her suck your blood

>>24002649
Happy Kappa

>>24002324
That's how I would meet my lich mistress

I love liches!

>>24002899
>But these spats just get in the way

I want a Jinko to slap me across the face and then rape me.

>>24002899
>>24002912
>I have tolerated your request for a "top", but these "spats"? They are simply a hinderance to our experiments
>Although, considering the new holstaur serum I've developed, the top will have to be removed too

>>24002912

>>24002221
>Pound Town is no place for little girls
Yes, you should slowly make love to them instead.

>>24002912
>>24002949
>>24002952
No-nonsense liches are great

>>23998128
Icecoon.

>>24002942
Why would she slap?

>>24003096
I don't know.

>>24003096
Because he asked.

>>24003149
Well MGs like whatever fetishes the husband has, so if you want to be slapped she will. Though with Jinkos I think the best would be to become her training dummy and have her try her moves on you, though it might be too extreme if you just want to get slapped.

>>24002899
And liches find you to be a suitable source of spirit energy, relative to the cost of associating with and caring for you!

>>24003174
>Though with Jinkos I think the best would be to become her training dummy and have her try her moves on you
Hot. I want my combat kiki maid to use some moves on me. I could probably provoke it by groping her while she is cleaning

>>24003192
That's all I can ask for!

>>24003225
Loving lich mistress

>>24002899
There's too many good undead girls, so I can't seem to get Liches into my top five.

>>24003225
I hope it's maternity and fertility research.

>>23999721
I'd let her eat me

>>24000769

Flata

>>24003428
RaTAToskr

>>24003455
Every time I play Dragon Slaying Game and I happen across Jorrvaskr, I think ratatoskr, and then I have to stop and beat off to them. Same thing is true to dragons, but I usually wank it jabberwocks instead.

I have a problem. So many things make me think of monster girls everyday, and I usually need to wank off real quick.

>>24003455
Fata

>>24003423
I wonder how did they managed to convince KC to draw vore.

>>24003574
Don't bully ghosts and spirits

>>24003592
Because he likes it.

I mean, he created the sandworms, and they're vore, although a bit more tame of a version. But in the past, he's retweeted vore fanart of MGE girls. Like the one guy who did the pixie and jubjub vore pieces.

>young boy with a nurari momster
>She has thoroughly trained him to become a master in bed
>Now he is fucking his CC teacher silly
>Same with his older high schooler gyaru bully

>>24003630
>Do bully ghosts and spirits
FTFY

Will a surprise kiss with lots of tongue confuse and stun a manticore?

>>24003736
No. That'll just make her more aggressive.

>>24003756
How can she get more aggressive with a mouthful of tongue?

Explain.

>>24003736
>that face
Looks like a nice manticore. I bet she makes the most depraved hungry evil face when you aren't looking. Like spacejin face

No one told me writing lewd would be so hard.

going to bed with monsters, cuddling up close to them, and then going to sleep before they can fuck you

>>24003814
her mouth will be too confused to control the tail, and a tail without control acts on instinct

>>24003814
By adding the tail.

>>24003825
>spacejin face
VERY good.

>>24003592
Like the other guy said, he enjoys it. A lot of his fetishes won't make it into mge because he feels it won't fit the setting but more tame versions might.

>>24003574
it's a shame you get sleep paralysis when a ghost girl is haunting you, because i just want to cuddle with her

>>24003825
Find a waifu who looks at you like this.

>>24004062
>>24003964
That's when you know you are in good care

>>24004062
I'd love SpaceJin's girls, but I love my balls too much.

>>24004091
>but I love my balls too much.
So does mamono, so its fine.

>>24004062
Built for litters.

>>24004062
Wanna grope. Gonna grope!

Father-Daughter Sex Pageants!

>>24003484
Funny. Whenever I play GAME and encounter B******r, I think Gazer, and then try my best because that's what she would want.

And then lose because GAME is hard.

>>24004062
>Find a waifu who looks at you like this

>>24004173
>not bringing antimagic to a Fuck You It’s Magical Disco Time fight

>>24004062
>Find a waifu who looks at you like this.

>>24004062
I'll take the very breedable priestess and corrupt her

Making big Jinkos chuff is a noble goal.

>>24004250

>>24004250
I'm not sure you would come out of that ine one piece.

>>24004250
>>24004277
Reminder that the only safe one is the ordinary magician

>>24004306
which magician, the stinky one, the loney one or the thief?

>>24004173
>GAME is hard
but GAME is literally tabletop for dummies. i'd understand if you said RUNGAMECYBER is hard, because that one has a ton of rules, but really any tabletop adventure is only as hard as the GM you're playing with.

>>24004320
The extraordinarily ordinary magician of the forest of magic.

>>24004277
Are you saying sneaking into her bedroom and mating with her boobs until I cum on her sleeping face is a bad idea?

Get STRIPED by a Jinko.

>>24004320
the one that plays RTS games at a pro level

>>24004327
I am a fraud. I have no friends, and dream of one day playing a proper game of GAME. Or any /tg/ whatsoever.

>>24004250
She seems well on her way to becoming a Holst.

>>24004332
It will be when she wakes up.

>>24004334
what does that mean?

>>24004370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gToA9jP_wAM

>>24004346
I don't even know which game you're talking about, but I sympathize with your desire to play tabletop but to be unable to due to having no friends.

Elves are sluts that need to put in line via rough breeding sex.

>>24004358
It's all or nothing. Balls deep in the fertile shrine maiden it is

>>24004173
Damn, now I kinda want more 5E statblocks of MGE monsters.
And then I must restrain myself from not adding them to my campaign and going full on magic realm.

>>24004404
Jinko Fiends. You know you want em.

>>24004332
You know what pisses me off in hentai? When the guy starts fucking her tits, and the girl, that bitch, says something dumb like
>"Are you trying to impregnate my tits?"
And they guy just keeps going.
It's marginally worse in femdom, when the girl keeps going until the the guy gets mindbroken. By tits. So even if the girl stops moving, he just keeps fucking those tits. The only thing that ruins tits more is mommydom.

So in short, that's why I don't trust tits. Anway, thanks for coming to my TedTalk. Sabbath solicitors meet me out back for headpats and innocent cuddles

>>24004406
All tabletop.
You'd think in the year of our lord 2020 we would have invented a way to do this over the internet.

>>24004346
GAME is for people who want to play a video game out loud. Which is to be expected since it has its roots in wargames.
If you want actual ARPEE there's a multitude of different systems that are better for that.

>>24004320
She's not a thief. She'll just borrow your heart until the end.

>>24004432
Do it. Do it and invite me to play.
This sort of thing is what the only redeemable souls on the /tg/ threads have supposedly been working on for a decade or so.

>>24004457
Anon where have you been for like the last five years

>>24004409
Yes.

>>24004464
What about Magician who "borrows" stuff and never returns them?

>>24004462
I played pretend with the other kids growing up. There are few better arguments for letting the dice decide me fate than the "infinity plus infinity sword"

>>24004477
That's what I meant.

>>24004250
Reimoo

>>24004475
Wallowing in loneliness that I know I can escape online, but being to afraid to do so beyond anonymous posting on a Peruvian fish-monger hookup site.

>>24004477
>>24004464
The black-white dark mage is for doggy style in the middle of the woods. Also mating press of course.

>>24004430
She's either inviting you to take her while she sleeps in which case go ahead, or she's not in which case you better not be there when she wakes up.

>>24004483
even so, the big three letters is one of the worst ways to let the dice decide, and it's setting is very meh too
it's only popular for the same reason Fighting Game V is popular: it has a long running brand/franchise name as backing-up.

>>24004062
Imagine the amount of half-youkais you could make.

>>24004464
but i need my heart to circulate blood and stuff, i can't have no witch-hatted, broom-riding borrower taking it until she no longer needs it

>>24004577
Not your actual heart, dummy.

>>24004409
Sorry anon, only gentle sex can put elves in line these days.

>>24004586
well i still need it, so she can't take it. unless of course she wants to trade, but why would she do that?

>>23998026
Can I give her a tongue bath to confirm this?

The Prince and the Pauper scenario with Wight and Zombie

>>24004603
Yours for hers.

>>24004409
Hmmph, mayflies.

>>24004603
>well i still need it, so she can't take it.
That's why she takes all of you

>>24004550
As long as I take responsibility it's fine. I'll just stay in her futon till she wakes up.

>>24004173
Is this an actual MGE game? Where can I get it?

>>24004476
Glad to know other anons understand.

>>24004596
This is wrong. Gentle sex is for later after impregnation has been ensured.

>>24004654
>.t Elf about to take big lumbering cock

Remember to make time for momster-son bonding, or she'll make time for you.

>you don't want to get attacked at night do you anon
>just install these windows!

>>24004750
>Takes armor to pawn in the next town
>Leaves

>>24004250
Into an ushi oni?

>>24004793
It will stop the Succs, but what about swole Pharaohs.

>>24004824
No dabbers allowed.

>>24004824
I'll say it.
Jackals>Pharaohs

>>24004817
Not my first choice. Might be interesting though. And dangerous. I like dangerous.

>>24004750
Stop trying to further my elf lust

>>24004891
I mean there's the moo and ushi joke so...

do areolas and pussy turn brown and darker when pregnant and growing pube hair? or is it some milf mommy fetish shit?

>>24004912
Then there would be two ushis

>>24004908
no

>>24004750
She would look sexier with the armor on

>"I'll have one of everything."

>>24004062
I'd rather a Hellhound who looks at me like this

I wish KC introduced a monster with a cougar/milf 50-year-old appearance

>>24005075
Monster girls will take on any form you prefer: tall, short, thicc, sticc, loli, adult, etc. There's no need to draw a profile where she's old; especially since most people don't like old.

I want a white and gold blessed sword girl to protect me

>>24005212
most people don't like old.
I blame society's fetishization of youth. old/middle-aged women can be REALLY sexy, lots of men can't really see it.

>>24005250
seeing as how the cursed sword has light skin would your blessed sword be dark skinned

Tanuki must deal with other canines bullying them their whole lives.
Please provide them the safe space of marriage.

Sometimes, I just need a girl with soft, inviting breasts.

>>24005042
>Ask your hellhound partner how she got her nickname, "Two paws"
>She smirks, and grabs your junk
>"That white-horn psycho started calling me that after I demostrated my handjob technique on an eggplant. Want a demostration?"

>>24005259
No, it's just biological and in our genes to not like old. Men desire a fertile partner. Older women miscarry and aren't as fertile. The ideal breeding age is from the onset of puberty to the early 20s in girls. After that, there's a sharp decline.

>>24005259
50yo human vs 500yo elf

Pick a side

>>24005305
I’m gonna go ahead and take both.

>>24005212
This Salamander radiates strong onee-san energy.

>>24005266
dark skin with gold and platinum blade sounds nice

Hey all, TsuraraFag here. I’ve got an announcement: my waifu and I have added two new ladies to our lives. Here’s one of them. This is Lucella the shortstack devil

>>24004505
I wanna fuck that black-white dark mage. I wanna pin her down and fill her with my load.

>>24005351
and this is Zoe the echidna. You may as well call me Blue Skin Fag now [spoiler/]
I’ve also wrote a story about them, I’ll share it today or tomorrow

>>24005351
Wait, like a harem?

>>24005335
Onee-san or not, I want her ass on my face and my dick in her mouth, simultaneously

>>24005368
Yeah, I now have a small harem. Just the four of us.

>>24005335
She's come to check in on her lower level little brother and see what his adventuring party is like. Maybe hold him in a headlock to embarrass him in front of them.

If you go adventuring, make sure to recruit a balanced party.
>p'orc fighter
>lich mage
>mouse rogue
>elf cocksleeve

>>24005379
I bet if she doesn't like his party members, she'd assert dominance over them.

>>24005374
Wow. What made you change your mind? Or rather why add two more wives?

>>24005390
Remember, it's not illegal if you don't get caught!

>>24003423
alice will never unhinge her jaw and swallow you to show her affection

>>24005404
Let’s just say blue skin does things for me

>>24005351
>>24005367
based blue skin lover

>>24005390
holst mage
mino healer
hakutaku tank

>>24005414
Must
Suppress
Dark
Urges

I can't hold back! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! TOOOOOOOHH!

>>24005414
>"Uh, are you sure you're okay with carrying everything?"
>"Yep, no problem at all."
>immediately gets stuck in the inn's doorway

>>24005298
What does a white-horn need to do for a hellhound to call her a psycho?

>>24005444
>Stolen goods start to spill out of her bag.
>"Oh, uh, how did those get in there?"

>>24005390
>Dragon fighter
>Vampire pyromancer
>Succubus swordsman
>White Snake healer

>>24005417
If I'm going down that way, I think I'd rather it be some giantess action. Full body blowjob before a night in her belly would be nice. Otherwise, I'd rather go in through her tail like some of the artworks show. Maybe she stops halfway, so that just my lower half is inside her, holding me in place, while we fuck. Then after the cumshot, she finishes me off

>Love ushi-onis so much I get a mana marker for one the instant I hit puberty
>No ushi-onis are nowhere to be found whether above or below me in grade
>Not even an ushi-oni that goes to another school
>Decide I'll probably find one in college
>After countless panty raids into the arachnid dorm I don't find a hint of black web
>Even pay a rata with nudes of my friends to just tell me there isn't one
>Decide I'll just find one once I get a job in the city
>Even build my dream home in the suburbs with extra wide doors, hallways, bathrooms and an almost cavern like basement for her
>Still don't find an ushi-oni and decide to start online dating
>Only profiles I can find are un-updated 10 year old profiles on OkEros
>Hope they just gave up on that site and are still single, look up their names but all their social medias come up with the married tag
>Some have daughterus but I'm not robbing the cradle and going through the trouble of getting a Sabbath membership
>Begin losing hope and slowly accept wizardom till I hear from a hikefag coworker that he's seen black webbing in the forest
>Ask him for the hiking trail as I'm thinking of getting into and need to know to avoid it
>Hikefag buys it like a tanuki buys low stocks and tells me it
>Instantly request time off of work and drive out there while changing into my gym clothes
>Takes hours but I eventually find signs of an ushi-oni
>Broken trees, stones with slash marks on them, and black webbing
>Follow trail of destruction and find cave coated in black more than a mailman in a hellhound porno
>Wonder how I should act
>The scared lost wanderer
>The thrill seeking adventurer
>The guy out her on a dare
>Decide on option two and stroll in there like I own the place
>Hear skittering behind me as I take a trust fall right into her bosom
>"Ara~ ara~ aren't you brave for a man, walking into a lonely monster's cave, don't you know what monsters to lost men like you?"
>Manage to escape her massive breasts just for long enough so I can be facing her
>Grab her by the horns and pull her down for a kiss
>Feels like it lasts an eternity as she's left breathless as much as I am
>Ask her why she doesn't show me and tear off her seal with my teeth
>Best way to describe what happens next as instant loss2koma

>>24005390
I refuse.

>>24005536
>Best way to describe what happens next as instant loss2koma
Is it mutual instant loss? Anon physically and the Ushi emotionally?

>>24005390
>Salamander warrior
>Salamander warrior
>Salamander archer
>Bicorn mage
Bicorn provides two extra party members (which can never level higher than half the average of your base four), in which I would choose:
>Salamander warrior
>Salamander archer

>>24005569
yes

>>24005390
What if the only monsters left to recruit are terrible at their classes like a lich brawler with no muscle and an orc sorceress with no skills

>>24005531
/d/astardly

>>24005367
>Zoe

>>24005390
I'll let the dice decide.
>Mindflayer sorcerer
>Vampire Mosquito Rogue
>Nightmare Cavalier

Babe! It's 4pm, time for your daily rimjob!

>>24005629
>lich brawler packs lots of mana into her punches, sending enemies flying
>orc channels the WAAAGH! to fling spells
Sounds like things are fine.

>>24005629
clearly you must be as shitty in your class as them if they are your only options

>>24005619
God I wish that was me.

>>24005390
I just pick four fighters and it tends to work out okay.

>>24005694
in that case im the shitty bard who can't carry a tune and together with my band of misfits we will struggle through the dungeons

>>24005725
>end up beating the final boss in two turns
Hmm. Strange, yet effective.

I want to get molested on a train by an older monster.

>>24005893
but boys are supposed to stay in their own segregated train car

>>24005896
It's an easy mistake to make, going into the wrong car.

>>23999758
>ywn cuddle your beautiful but perfectly mundane western foxwife and tell her she doesn't need more tails that just get in the way, or super special magic to stand out. Her cooking's already magic anyway, and so is that thing she does with her tongue. Besides those other foxes could only dream of being as stacked as she is.

>>24005893
I'd get assaulted by a teenage raiju.

>>24005912
Dumb spoon ears fall for this all the time.

>>24005965
>Besides those other foxes could only dream of being as stacked as she is.
I don't know, those eastern foxes can be pretty top heavy sometimes.

>>24002137
>He thinks I'm not doing whatever it takes to smuggle myself into a world of magic and history beyond my ken

>>24005997
We'll see who's dumb once I've left a few of them with my daughters in their wombs

>>24005259
Older girls are just a fantasy anon. They live in your head. The harsh reality is no matter how old you are, an early 20-something is always the ideal mate.

>>24005912
but what do they do on days when no boys get in the rape car?

>>24006062
but most girls in their 20s are so dumb and emotional, I can't stand emotions.

>>24005999
>I trust the mistress of illusion magic to actually be as stacked as a wholesome humble foxgirl with no overt magical origins
k

>>24006062
>an early 20-something is always the ideal mate.
Male or female many early 20s are dumb as hell.

>>24006112
That's a society problem, not a biology problem. But this place has enough simps that continuing down this topic will just result in >>>/r9k/ spam

>>24005536
What makes a monster remain in the wild in modern times? Being a survivalist? Fondness for the good old days? The ultimate NEETdom?

>>24006062
>. They live in your head.
anon...

>>23997996

>>24006112
>I can't stand emotions.

>>24006131
>dumb
Dumb is only what you do. I guess there's a reason most women didn't used to do much outside of what they're biologically geared towards, i.e. raising families and looking after people.

>>24006174
is that fucking albert?

>Head wife says that she should be the one to have first fuck, because she has been in a relationship with you the longest and is the most powerful monster in the harem
>Alp harem member says she gets to go first, because of the "bros before hoes" rule you agreed on before she alped
What do?

>>24006190
But Anon, the alp is the head wife.

>>24006190
gotta go fast

>>24006174
oh shit, one of my very early drawings I posted on here. Ah, the memories.

>>24006174
Sea Bishops are cute! Cute!

>>24006190
As an Alp she's both a bro and a hoe. It's a gray area, I'd suggest consulting with a Demon before going forward.

>>24006209
get back to commissions!

>>24006093
just ride the train like normal

>imp minion asking her ancient evil mistress turned housewife when she plans to finally take over the world
>"Soon, my loyal servant, I just have to make that lowly mortal give me a few more generals, and the world will be ours."
>she's been saying that for awhile now and has twenty-three daughters with five more currently on the way

>>24006162
>Be ushi-oni
>Grow up being feared by everyone
>No one wants to be friends
>Boys hate my spiderbutt
>Girls think I'll rape their boyfriends
>Practically expected to rape some rich guy and live off him
>Or work a manual labor job
>Best hope for a white collar job is being a diversity hire for a company
>Hate everything and like an angsty teenager I run away
>Live like how my ancestors did
>Still make trips into town for fancy stuff like salt and pepper
>Years past and I'm still alone
>Flame of youth isn't burning as bright and every winter is colder than the last
>Suddenly man walks into my cave
>Instincts and by that I start thinking with my womb
>Feel such a wash of lust and ecstasy over merely thinking of what I'll do to him that I don't tackle him right this instant
>He starts falling back and lands right into my arms
>Remember those old doujins I found at my cousin's room and recite a speech bubble
>He then pushes away from me but doesn't escape
>Just turns around to be face to chest with me
>Want to grab the back of his head and lead him to my nipple before pinning him down but I hesitate when he grabs my horns
>Kisses me and asks why I don't show him what a monster does to a guy who enters her home
>Tears off my seal with his teeth as the last thing I see is that smug fuck holding my seal in his teeth

>>24005030

>>24000867

>>24006472

Does the mana used to animate material monsters change their personality or behavior? Would an animated armor infused with bicorn mana make the wearer win/lose to acquire more harem members?

>>24006488
No!
Anon can focus with all that mofu in his face!

>>24006236
i'll get back to commissions soon

>>24005893
I want to get raped by a Regura Troll

>>24006563
>Bicorn armor worked wonders when anon was at lower levels, allowing him to mere even the most powerful and smug demon lord generals
>As anon levels up, Bicorn armor becomes more rebellious in an attempt to gain more harem members, even locking up and making sure anon doesn't resist when the meek starter-zone rat queen proposes to him

Remember: the more daughters a monster is carrying at one time, the more of your mana they'll need to make sure they come out nice and healthy.

bapho-chan is so cute

>>24006714
a smelly old goat like her doesn't deserve to be loved.

>>24006714
Real talk, how hard would it be to headpat Bapho-chan or pinch her cheeks like so? And what would be the punishment?

>>24006687
I'd beat a plump, haughty rat-queen and force her to join me on my adventure.

>>24006732
She's gonna get snugged.

>>24006756
The best way to recruit party members...although a pudgster like her may be less than useful for a while.

>>24005390
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>balanced party
Kikimora Bard
Shoggoth Assassin
Automaton Ranger
rate my thieves guild.

>>24006785
>Ranger

>>24006721
Nonsense, all goats deserve love.

>>24006799
Automaton can make it good.

Is it wrong to bully your mayadere ancient evil wife by regularly foiling her evil plans?

>>24006732
The stuff about their horns being magical conduits is pretty intriguing. I'd grab those handlebars.

>>24006857
Sorta, but it helps if you make it look like it was an accident.

>>24006820
I could see myself having a platonic Baphomet friend, to spend time with and ask for advice on impressing my waifu.

Maybe teach me a bit of magic, too.

>>24006857
>Is it wrong to bully your mayadere ancient evil wife
No. Never. But it makes you both seem lame.

>>24006857
You should bully her a lot in the bedroom, but be the loyal and steady henchman when you're fighting heroes.

>Mid-level adventurer with a bunch of high level wives that get very protective when he goes out

>>24006962
Mid-level adventurer with a high level wife tackling quests meant for full high-level parties.

>>24006923
I feel like I fit the role of the incompetent, but well-meaning and loyal lieutenant more.