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Hololive
i want to fuck the dog
I'm sure this thread will be much better than the last one!
mikochips
Alright ritualposters do your dumb stupid shit, hurry up
Your yubisHand them over
Towa always wins
I'm going to buy this mat and take it to MTG tournaments!https://booth.pm/en/items/1860040
>>24001565sanbaka!
BRUH
Towa is officially the new queen of /hlg/
Towa can't keep getting away with this!
powerful
Here's your 4th gen.
Please watch Towa and support herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20New song cover will be released tomorrow!
>>24001576i want to feed miko chips!
>>24001581I love these three's outfits. They just also all need a longer version.
I can't believe Korone studied Architecture at Tokyo U...
>>24001591but this was Miko's thing...Why is this bitch stealing again?
I want to fuck the robot, retard, festival, fox, dog, rabbit, freya, captain, sheep, devil, dragon, angel, baby, leafYou can fuck the others
>>24001587Thanks, doc.
Festival WILL be my non-romantic friend who I hang out with and play Vidya with!
MIKOCHI I LOVE YOU
>>24001593I wonder if Luna is going to do an awkward interview with Choco some time where they both have to pretend this isn't the second time they're doing it.
>>24001587Thanks doc
>>24001579
>>24001595Can't believe you're still posting this when I only told you once a week or so ago. I admire your dedication.
I had a really good post in my head and I forgot what it was
>>>/wsg/3472599
https://files.catbox.moe/6y7esy.mp4
>>24001483Coco loves Hirasawa and Sopranos and shit, her taste is pretty good in general.
>>24001601Envision.
>>24001584>new>queen
>>24001612the fact that they haven't suggests to me that they won't
>>24001624Her boyfriends taste*
>>24001614>watch miko fat japanese thing
>>24001587Спасибо, док.
>>24001614>based getting bigger every day
>>24001612I wonder if Luna is going to play MGS and pretend it's her first time.
>>24001604dibs on squirrel
>>24001595Please watch Towa and support herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvTkQwFO4U&
>>>/wsg/3481317
look how happy this thing is
>>24001614>watch mikothank you word cloud but I'm already doing it
>>24001614>autistic homos holostars watching hololive watch watame
Which holo would look the best bald?
>>24001634Based.
Best singers!
Join THE Kanata
>>24001614>son getting girls
>>24001593wasted design
>>24001642That's right, "thing".
Abayo nigga
>>24001614W-WHAT ARE MIKO FAT JAPANESE THING??!
>>24001614>Look Mom! He posted it again! "X word next to Y word next to Z word!" Haha it's so funny look at these unrelated words making funny phrases
>>24001604dibs on the shrine maiden
>>24001652Kanatan...
>>24001402you forgot to mention she's currently going through Kengan Ashura right now in preparation for the netflix anime
>>24001652You should spoiler that for our chinese bros.
>>24001656I joined on day one
>>24001614>Autistic started happenLiterally the latter half of last thread
>>24001614>Funny, yet son getting girls stream. Based.Even the word cloud knows Roberu can't stop winning. Keep it up.
>>24001614>literallyI can't believe /hlg/ is literally made up of a bunch of teenage girls...
>>24001604The cat is mine.
>>24001578What, still here? Hand it over. That thing, your yubis.
>>24001648Something about shions forehead
>>24001587Thanks Doc
>>24001664You're my favorite ritualposter Lunabro
>>24001670Preparation for what?
We're going too fast bros . . .
>>24001670Coco should watch Baki with Noel.
>>24001652I want to take my Holo to disneyland...
>>24001679Just like our girls!
>>24001660her elites
>>24001648Miko
>yfw someone tells you collabing with males will destroy your career
>>24001578The only thing Korone is handing over are her kids to CPS after she left them too long in their cage without food and water while she was streaming Dragon's Lair
>>24001690How the fuck is DJT so slow but they're able to have full threads each day now too?
>>24001690>hundreds of posts an hourWhy is hlg like this?
miko...you have to eat all the eggs...
>>24001690We've reclined...
>>24001679We are all 17 like senchou.
>>24001690You should have seen /tg/ during the new Warhammer release. That thread got like 16 posts per second.
How far in love are you with your oshi, anons? Do you imagine yourself with her, in sexual ways or just casually? Talking to her, laughing with her, marrying her? Do you imagine what it would be like to live together, sleep together and wake up to her smile every morning? Is it "idol love" for you, admiration and inspiration, or have you fallen into despair of never being with her?
imagine being unable to post an image of his favorite holo in this thread later
This depressed FBK meme is starting to annoy me
>>24001685Lunafags are the worst posters in this general
>>24001706Mogu mogu... Okayu is debu!
Sheep
>>24001723
>>24001595Can't wait!
>>24001709EOP flocking to DJT so they can watch Hololive as god intended.
>>24001664>>/jp/image/RgkBTimjUk0SElRX7NJfkw?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=bed2637349fef815111a83563b76f9c1a090343c-1590693353-0-AaYAISaqSCjy26NdzRnOdM32akg7ONF5FDyAI-l0dFolq1LdErxZwZF2Ck_zIzr2Tq4Da7obfHtK2gj0GPbozp1HSFmJX0Q5fM5ZzAvYTNyVvWwX1TCMPaAJDq3m6Fh-Bt3rs6SyYDooUUOSNNnMTz5gb47fHE1ywe0TjoH84mqamH6hI8K437olXsTls3MbBF-ZQG2e4f0UX7kgskJ2SH-srFa3lKLerIsCDJ_ZJRrzqvF7tyjHD-ZqucBDCyKUmCm29lJDIs3VnF0GPGGVek7-WrLFq2WfqtVRtzx6Z8pUSh4pYDwhTSfHCHPZ_uHXIgwhy are you like this?
>>24001723>anon makes a funny post>it gets beaten to death for (you) fishersthe cycle continues
>>24001723The Korone marriage and kids one is starting to piss me off too.
>>24001721i'll hunt down that whore if she tries to talk with any of the homos
>>24001595It's happening.
god I fucking wish I was a G in Towa's house
What is going on.
>>24001721Only for her roommate, caring about the character in that way is stupid
Come watch a sudden robothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zf7zpm6NsY
>>24001704At least they'd had the cockroaches then, right?
>>24001614>old men hours>female homos guys instead>fbk reason collab boys>always post popular narrativeSo this is our new narrative, all female holos are old men, and the reason FBK collabed a lot with homostars was because she's a guy IRL who wants to spend time with the bros.I hope this narrative don't get too popular though.
>>24001747Mio...
this fanbase has been going for a while now... where the fuck is all the giantess porn already?
>>24001747We wasabi eating
>>24001595Excited for the new cover to drop!
>>24001753The ducktape was to keep it fresh.
>>24001747miko is doing a Q&A stream with ARK in the background but her answers are unintelligible
>>24001747It's called hololive anon, ever heard of it before?
>>24001758you missed it by few months
>>24001751>starts the stream muted
guest starring holos in the new VVV thing
>>24001734Half of these posts aren't even mine, I and few other anons took these luna pngs from some lunafag
>>24001407I want to eat ramen with Korone and get fat
>>24001770they are only quest givers>old miko modelSHE CAN'T ESCAPE IT
>>24001580The other nerds are going to give you weird looks, anon
>>24001770Mikochi...
>>24001770Why is Choco even here
>>24001770if only eugene-a was there too
>>24001770>old models>not every GAMERSIt's shit
>>24001792Gen0 is a treasure
>>24001648Okayu
>>24001790She was probably popular when the company made a deal with Hololive
>>24001740Based
>>24001777Wait are they really in it? I guess I didn't understand what the last thread was saying, I thought someone just said "look a vtuber themed HDN game" and other posts seemed to indicate it was just generic OCs.
>>24001770Choco!
roboco sounds like she is dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zf7zpm6NsYroboco gorilla stream
>>24001815>tfw Choco is probably this tall in comparison to me too
>>24001770>No Festival>But fucking ChocoNani the fuck
>>24001803草
>>24001813yes they will be in the new nep game but only as NPCs which is ashame because if they had them as party members they would've instantly had my purchase
>>24001813VTubers are basically just in the game as quest npcs, playable characters are Neps and OCs, IIRC.
Mio!
>watamegrass
>>24001815>More females watch this than males
>>24001833Which would be more disappointing to you, having no VA at all or having one or two "initial" lines that you never hear again and then just various greetings and sounds of agreement?
>>24001823>all these unknown book titles you don't knowRoboco...
>>24001770Getting quests from Koro-san!
>>24001664Even though I love the wordcloud I still look forward to this ritual every thread.
>>24001846Girls love ASMR.
>>24001816https://files.catbox.moe/yj5dpu.webm
>answering to Englishtoo cute
>>24001614keep showing towafags are mentally ill
>>24001721It just makes me want to better myself
>>24001614>kanata friends
>>24001854>Collect 10 [mob name] FingersYou think they're gonna be conscious enough to do shit like that, or will it be exclusively rng?
>>24001847My bet it's going to be just one sound clip, like "Yubi yubi!" or "Nya hallo!" when you talk to them.
Did Roboco fucking wake up 4am? What the hell's up with her sleeping rhythm?
Holy shit, what did you guys do to flood Roboco's chat? Never post her here again.
>>24001770So only 1 girl from gen 1?
>>24001847the repetitive lines would get old quickly but if they didn't exist at all i'd want them
>>24001878To much effort for Compile Shit.
>>24001770I don't have a problem with the old Miko model (it's a shame it got pretty much discarded instead of bringing it back once in a while like for GTA streams) but you would think they could have replaced it during development since there's been enough time to sort it out if it was asked of them....or even have one as DLC? Nep games are notorious for them after all.If only they didn't give slots to fucking Gamebu instead of adding more holos. Shame they aren't playable characters either.
i never understood people getting hurt by the girls having boyfriends until kaoru showed up...i'm not going to stop watching him, but it does change how i feel towards him
>>24001879DAMN
>>24001884did you miss the part where she napped before her last stream and overslept by 2.5 hours? she's probably fully awake.
>sheep is still streaming minecraftwhat
>>24001884>sleeps too long at other times>wakes up too early at other timesWho knows. I don't even know what she does in her free time.
Would you do the tier 3 if your favorite holo offered it
>>24001882FAQ!!!
>>24001889yo idiot, this thread doesn't have that much power.
>>24001770>You will never be able to listen in on the Holos recording hit sounds for Vidya because at most they'll just have VNsso how long till indie autists make a HL fighting game? Cover would never make it, too much "we can't condone our girls beating each other up"
I want to clean Shion's entire body with my tongue.
>>24001904Kaoru is literally married.
>>24001879Aki...
i also like food thank you miko
>>24001918I don't think my holo would scam me like that, so no. She's a good girl.
>>24001751>starting a stream at 4:15amDo any of them have normal sleep schedules?
>what foodo do you rike? >chicken! Miko's so adorable
>>24001910I count my blessing every day that this sheep woman has a terrible sleep schedule and is thuslly always streaming in the evening my time. When I go back to work after lockdown ends, I'll only be able to live watch the Holos that stream through the night.
>>24001934apparently towa because she works part time
>>24001904>watching fagsAre you gay? Do you suck dicks?
>>24001934Towa. Rushia. Marine does too right? Aqua streams at the same reasonable hours too so that includes Pekora right?
>>24001918maybe if it were 25 dollars like it is on twitch
>>24001934Towa does
I want to have a cheese brooger with Miko!
Attention Mikoti is speaking elite english!
>>24001889it's 4AM in japan, JOPs are asleep
>>24001948At a bottom-tier pizza place
MALES
>>24001950Whats wrong with sucking dick?
>cheeseburgergoogle translate pleasemiko's attempt to speak english is always cute because she has zero knowledge
>>24001965It's gay
Which holo is the tallest?
>>24001961https://streamable.com/ri1m9rWe love menhera's here
>>24001961>older women watch Noelwhat??
>>24001961How are her roommate's stats?
Very comfy roboco
miko is so cute an preciousi can't take it anymore
>>24001977Coco is the tallest Live, I'm not sure about the Stars.
>>24001961everyone knows about them tits
>>24001961>The female ratio starts to increase when the age goes up
>>24001977The fortune teller.
>>24001918I do
>>24001950yeah, and i wanted to suck kaoru's until i learned he was married. i may be gay, but i'm not a homewrecker
>>24001988The males start to die out by that age.
>>24001985https://files.catbox.moe/mmgmz2.webm
>>24001984Roboco's voice is really comfy even if it does tremble.
>>24001961Old women sitting down with little boys and watching Noel!!!
Very cute animated clip of Peko x Sio collabhttps://twitter.com/starbowhalo/status/1266055134557028352
World 35p
>Roboco woke up at 4am and just started singing.Fuck she's so CUTE.
aqua csgo stream when?
>>24002008Yes!
>>24001985it's like watching your child learn about how big the world is
>>24001951Reminder that Pekora was up until like 6am for a 9 and a half hour stream for a DQ5 board game
>>24002008Her new layout and customization has made her even more cute and comfy.
>>24001664Why do you hate fun?
https://files.catbox.moe/kbavab.webm
>>24001985https://files.catbox.moe/ilo8zo.mp3
What is /hlg/'s thoughts on the return of マイクラ I'm pretty happy about it, but I don't want to get my hopes up
I need to sleep but I can't stop watching Miko's attempts to bond with overseas viewers over fast food
Why does it feel like I'm reading the exact same posts from yesterday
>>24001721Honestly seeing this dumb idiot try so hard to be entertaining motivates me to try harder in my life. I've had thoughts of going on dates and seeing how excited she would be to learn about my culture but I know the chance of meeting her are basically zero. Hopefully I can meet someone that at least resembles her one day.
Miko loves cheese confirmed! Cheese haters BTFO!
Destroying my sleep schedule with Mikoti!
I want to eat pizza with my wifu Miko!
>>24002022i love how she just lumps everyone not in japan as the rest of the world
>>24000935Because she’s funny, smart and cute.
>>24002008Nice and raspy... nice...
>>24002033>we've entered an endless recursion of time.png
>>24002033I miss time loop posting, but somehow we escaped into perpetual shitposting hours instead.
>>24001998Why are you doing this to me anon?You know I get emotional when I hear Little Mermaid songs.
>>24002033Kyon-kun denwa!
>>24002040>miko's live event will just be a giant pizza part
>>24002029Going back to MC makes me think that they're probably preparing for 5th gen's debuts.
Haachama...
>>24002040I want to watch Watame no Uta with Miko while eating pizza.
What if we transfer Matsuri and Fubuki to Holostars I think they'd be happier there
>>24002033you're in a coma and the doctors are trying to communicate through holos
>>24001759>>24001747For some reason the mental image of Mio just spontaneously puking at a table or whatever with a bunch of other hololivers is still one of the funniest things HL has ever put out
>>24002055Femcels fear the Stacy
>>24002029It would be nice if they started to play it again, because then I'd finally have some free time by not watching the streams.
>>24002055>more than half of her audience are EOPs
>>24002061>what if we do *stupid thing* wouldn't that be a good idea?
>>24002055haachama puking to entertain old men
>>24002075based arkposter
>>24001951Marine often takes naps before late night streams so she either skips sleeping or sleeps too little but it seems like she generally sleeps at night.
>>24002055>25-44 year olds sit down and watch a young girl vomit on streamit's too late for these people, they've failed.
>>24002041>Pic unrelated
>>24002055as expected of the chama, the perfect bell curve
>>24002055>India>Indonesia>Flipsbarf
>>24002083don't talk like you don't belong in that age group
>>24001582Ur mum gae
https://files.catbox.moe/r8rb4l.webmELITE
>>24002092stop ruining えーちゃん
>>24002092A-chan's 3d debut will come before 4th gen's
>>24002092F-chan!
>>24002055>basically only men watch her>mostly old men>a fuckton of EOPs>fucking pajeetsCursed as fuck, I pity her.
>>2400209240 year old fujo
>>24001998She's a fucking angel. An ELITE angel.
>>24002055chama is worldwide!!
>>24002102And before Flare...
>>24002083>millennials are finishing up college or have finish college and are settling down>spend their time watching vtubershow do you do fellow kids generation
>>24002055DESIGNATEDPUKINGSTREAM
Have we really looped back to posting these shitty fucking analytics graphs?
>>24002118Well yeah, fucking HoloEN will come before Flare at this point.
>supposed to be doing reps>listening to Roboco insteadKuso
>>24001918Depends on the benefits, but if we're going by with what they have now then no.
>>24002099A-chan continues to be the best backup singerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXKJAZH_Pw
>>24002084Maybe use that energy to rescue FBK from poverty m8
rumor has it lyger is getting fed up with matsuri's insistence on collabing with guys and he's soon to be a free agent.
Roboco's chest voice is super interesting. Whatever she's doing to get the sounds out just makes her sound like she's about to cry.
what's the narrative on the uno stream from earlier?
>>24002127To clarify: EN will debut 2D, and then get 3D models, before Flare's model comes out.
>>24001652God I want these 2 to do duets so much
>>24002033I feel like I see this post every single thread.
>stinky foot fetish>talks like a retard>still in high school>pukes on stream haachama pleases old men for money!
>>24001721I'd be lying if I said I don't like to fantasize about her, but I don't think you can really call it love if you don't feel any sort of frustration from not being able to be with her, and I don't have any of those feelings. It's all just good times enjoying watching this girl I like.
You better believe they're going to keep the holostar collab train going.
>>24002102A-chan's 3D debut was back in the summer of 2018.
>collabing with 3 boys>3 niji boysIf you were going to collab with boys, at least do so within your own company...That slut Watame is corrupting everyone...
>>24002139Thanks for the work on your Holostars x Matsuri collab translation, Lyger. I'll be waiting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJU8MZe-wC0
>>24002142Our son was, in fact, winning
>>24002139Are we really going with translator narratives now?
>>24002129better use of time
>>24002139Lyger has to realise he has no chance against the SEAchad Matsuri met on apex the other day
>>24002153>Rikka>Nijianon...
Pekora's husband is Old Snake
>>24001977Mio is a giant compared to other members irl
>>24002150>>24002153Matsuri the town bicycle
>>24002150>>24002153Tell me /hlg/, what do matsuricucks see in her?
>>24001565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zo-8tT1E9oidol love vs romantic loveayamefags and towafags are simp cucks
>>24002141I know, it's great isn't it?
>>24002055>Fliplandand pinakamalakas na lahi!
>>24002142Thanks to Watame,Fubuki and Matsuri were told by management to take the bullet and divert attention.
>>24002175it's like girlfriend without the sex
>>24002175I just realized I haven't seen Matsuriposter wholesome post for the past like six threads. I miss the guy.
>>24002153she's clearly doing this to upset the idolfags but eventually she's going to run whatever gachis she has left out of town.
>>24001721I like to fantasize a lot but never really anything sexualJust being together and spending time, talking, cooking, going out, doing things, sleeping together and relaxing togetherBeing there for each other and being happy
>>24002083No too far would be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUNY_DBy61Y
>>24002185Why do you even miss lyger? that's creepy
>>24002170Wrong.She love Big Boss the most.
>>24002153>3 Niji boys>Natsume (96neko)>Niji>Boy>Rikka>NijiAnon...
>>24002175budget kagura mea
>>24002183You, every time. Stop making me want something that's impossible.
>>24002150>>24002153Matsuri...I just subbed...why now
>>24002182>Cover would risk FBK and Festival for a literally who like WatamePoor narrative, apply yourself.
>>24002153Shut up Tamaki
>>24002036She is LITERALLY me.
>>24002126We're actually not in a time loop, instead we're slipping between different world lines, each with a different dominating topic. The "loops" are us slipping into a world line we've been to before.
>>24002139I wish this was true
>>24001758
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROBOCO I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24002182https://youtu.be/E3kavIJKRy0
>>2400219496neko is a vtuber now? How the times have passed.
>>24002153>3 niji boysAnon, only Mayuyu is from Niji. 96neko is indie and Rikka is literally from Holostars.
>>24002097HUGE BROTHERS
Miko just said she wants to try shooting a real jew.
I want to grab Miko by her love handles!
>>24002199Watame has lot more gachikois than both
>Miko wants to go abroad to shoot a real gunMiko is a /k/ommando? Mi/k/ochi....
>>24002207>Shoe still onHow the fuck am I supposed to get a nice SNIIIFFFF like this anon
>>24002211I completely forgot about the times when Watame has garbage internet.
>>24002210
>>24001918I would probably for Miko but she would not do this without a good reason.This reminds me that Hoshino Mea has a $25/month and $50/month membership and does member only singing lives.Did someone try it out ?>>24001991Did you get something special from tier 3 ?I only have tier 2 paypig status.
do you have any goals for this year? Miko wants to fire a real gun
Korone is fat?
>>24002186All idolfags may be gachikois but not all gachikois are idolfags.
>>24002222Also, 96neko is a woman.
>>24002175What does any holocuck see in their favorite? They are all the same when it comes to their relation to you vs other people
Ive seen a bunch of vtubers being called バチャ by nips What the fuck does it mean and should i rip them a new one for it?
>>24002055>PhillipinesSo the narrative is true...
>>24002237Come to the US Miko! I can help you with that! We'll have a great time!
>>24002213Yeah she started vtubing recently on her sub channelhttps://www.youtube.com/c/SUB-96NEKOCHANNELAlso these 4 have already had a collab before recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIg6NtPOb7c
>>24002229Based Mikochi, now do a reverse coco and move to burgerland
>>24002207Why does Haato look so sexy in 3D but retarded in 2D?
>>24001922Roboco's creator has been making some sort of 3D bullet hell game in Unity with a little chibi Robocohttps://twitter.com/kuromaru9/status/1264579094064140288He posted one picture that showed he's also modelled a chibi Fubuki for it. Pic related.
>>24002243Calm down, Matsuricuck.
>>24002238she's created an entire litter of puppies she isn't allowed to see....
>>24002237I could have sworn she did her goals list a week ago.
>>24002237Learn nip so I can play rune factory 5 when it comes out. If it comes out......
>>24002238And old
>>24002229Now that's a story I'd like to hear if she does. Not sure how I feel with her handling a gun though.
Holy shit Miko just dropped >implications that Matsuri is gonna get graduated soon because of the homostar drama
>>24002237No wonder Miko is so fucking invested in Coco, she want to go to America and live the american lifestyle
>>24002256that's really cool.
>>24002246Bacha yuchuuba
>>24002266Now this is a fake narrative i can get behind.
Roboco is too cute talking to overseas fans in Japanese like they'll understand her.
>>24002256Thanks, you just fed a newfag without realizing it. I'll watch this with great interest.
>>240022372020 Plans & Goals1. Post one Song Cover Every Month.2. Collab with Real Person3. Open a Bar and Grill4. One-on-one collabs with other Holo Members5. More Hololive Projects6. Become an Elite MC7. New Trial Version Eroge Streams8. Get Better at Singing9. Sing Enka (Traditional Japanese Style Music)10. Become a Voice Actor for a Game11. Eroge Collab (Wait for it)12. Release more Merch (2nd Wave)13. Increase One-shot Game Streams14. Increase Chat and Karaoke Streams over Last Years15. Stop Oversleeping and get Proper Rest for Noon Streams16. Hit 350,000 Subs by the end of the year17. Release an Original Song18. Get More Corporate Projects19. Sing with Sora-chan20. Push for a Live Solo Event (Real)
>>24002175Actual virgin unlike your favorite holo.
>>24002266They have plenty of other more justifiable reasons to drop Matsuri
>>24002287Thanks Lyger
>>24002237She's gonna shoot someone if she gets her hands on a firearm
>>24002178Yeah, it is pretty great. She may not be the best singer but that little bit of uniqueness in her voice makes me want to keep listening.
>>24002287>3. Open a Bar and GrillWhat did she mean by this
>>24002276>Bacha yuchuubawhat does it mean in English
>>24002287>10. Become a Voice Actor for a GameMiko...You're already voicing someone in 100% Orange Juice.
>>24002287>Collab with Real Personyikes
>>24002297Yeah but imagine the cute noises she'll make while doing it
>>24002233Thanks
>>24002213She started streaming with a cat avatar a couple of years ago already.
>>24002319lmao
>>24002256can kuromaro get any more based?
>>24002287>9. Sing Enka (Traditional Japanese Style Music)nice, enka on the last karaoke stream caught me off guard but I enjoyed it
>>24002317She can do a collab with me tho *wink wink
>>24002319にゃあっ!
>>24002153>A woman>a homostar>a niji boy>3 niji boysGood bait. You got me.
>>24002337L-Lewd and wholesome.
>>24002237Become N3 or at least N4
>>24002256Aren't those models just ripped from Breakers?
>>24002266yagoo would close hololive down before that
I want to take Miko deer hunting and have her taste my deer jerky.
>>24002348I can say as someone at Pre-N3. It's a comfy level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fqjcg2uRYsAki's most popular video doesn't even have 100k views. Please watch Nekoze Punch.
>>24002333Agree. Hope she does more enka songs.
>>24002237Make a vtuber
Dumb sheep.
>>24002364o-kite!
Watame...
>>24002364maybe the whore should do something else other than ASMR, she's clearly not good at it
Watame needs a "minutes since last accident at this site" sign.
>>24002317I'd imagine it'd be like that Shigure Ui interview with her model superimposed into the real world
>>24002364What on earth. I didn't remember this MV sounding this good, but somehow the way Aki lengthens out her words feels really nice to listen to.
>>24002376fuck back off to 5ch nip
>>24002317they do that pretty often.
>>24002317It's not that uncommon. Roboco does collabs for singing streams and it's quite fun.
>>24002317If Haneru managed to collab with a JAV actress, I believe that Miko could someone collab with a R18 VN seiyuu in the future.
>>24002287>already failed>kinda done after VRmix>???>done>done>done>done>working on it>idk>done>she has done some but not this year>done but only a signed card>done>done>lol>she's only 70k away>done with Sakurakaze >done>done>still working on itMiko strong
>>24002325What are the chances that Senchou is shaven down there...?
>>24002311some of her streams and the one right now, she likes to pretend she's at a bar and listen to other's worriesit's where https://files.catbox.moe/yr7q83.mp4 came from
I'm a towafag but roboco is just too damn cute
>>24002407wait so Hololive Cabaret is real?
>>24002403>R18 VN seiyuuthis i can get behind
>>24002406100%, a major part of her normal outfit is a leotard
As a cuckfag I'm happy Matsuri is cucking me with these boys.
>>24002390No
>>24002406Silly anon, 2D girls don't have public hair.
>hear Coco speak english for the first time>realize that most of the hololive girls are putting on voices that are as ridiculous, I just didn't notice as much because they only spoke Japanese
>>24002350I don't know what Breakers is, but he definitely made the Roboco, he documented his process.
>>24002406she has a heart shaped pubic hair with WOMB tattoo for sure
Matsuribros...
>>24002415this was miko's plan all along
>>24002434fuck that's a nice model
>>24002403Miko has already collab'd with an R18 seiyuu I'm pretty sure.
>>24002413True!
>>24002434How new?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w91b2vLr0Vc
>>24002448Blessed image. I want to look at it forever.
>>24002055I've been seeing the others>4th gen in general has a balance of male/female audience>almost all of the other gens have a bigger ratio of males>However both Sora and Suisei have a bigger female ratiodesu I was expecting that a lot of girls would watch Suisei
>>24002439kek, the simps are mad
>>24002364>you can rotate to look around the roomMore production value than Suisei's Saga Jihen MV.
>>24002303You were out for a walking the local park when you started to feel dizzy. You're not sure if you passed out or hit your head but you sit up on the path and look around in a daze. You don't recognize your surroundings. You see a massive structure off in the distance and realize it's a tree. You've somehow been shrunk! You get to your feet and start to sprint on the concrete path but your short legs don't get you very far before you are tired out. You sit down for a moment to rest. Just then the ground starts to shake and you look up to see Tokino Sora, your favorite Vtuber walking this way! You jump up to your feet and start waving and yelling to her. You managed to catch her attention! She stops walking and looks down at you initially confused. Then you see a look of fear flash onto her face. She's terrified of bugs. "Sora wait noooo!"
>>24002447she did but it was last yearhttps://youtu.be/P4s461WUyMQ
3 niji boys holy shit Matsuri you are crazy
Roboco...
>>24002449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqryRixQx5Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQNLu1qcJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcgX3q8zoyUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atO4A57wLiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWvOyBnVmro
>>24002387Do you watch more Aki now compared to the last time you saw it?
>>24002477She is going to lose her virtual virginity for attention!
I thought watame didn’t have many views because absolutely in this thread talks about her anymore. But she has a really decent following surprisingly
>>24002475YAGOO, please...
>>24002482T﹏T
>>24002462Of course only women would watch the pride of Hololive, she instills confidence that literally anyone can become an idol!
>>24002287>eroge collabshe wants herself being raped...No...
>>24001721The first time I felt love it made me go almost crazy to the point I learned to completely ignore this feeling.I didn't think I was still able to feel love, but I could recognize this feeling during Miko's latest 3D costume reveal stream.I can't imagine it because vtubers are at their best when they are doing what they like and I can't imagine some of them having a family life.They are more like a positive force, an online friend, trying to give me some motivation in life.
>>24002477shes a horny virgin what do you expectshe will prob even grind on a post out door shes so horny
>>24001601source?
>>24002499DWU was in Kamihime, Miko's next!
>mfw nijiniggers enter this thread talking shit about hololive and idolfaggotry when they have yumes harassing female chuubas and artists that draw ship fanartyou can't make this shit up
>>24002246バーチャル
>>24002406The character? 100% confirmed in the design overview pics.中の人? 30% and even then just a lazy trim
>>24001721Thank God I am not a simp
>>24002429the funny part is that the dumb rabbit used the same voice even when she was cam whoring as a streamer
>>24002477>>24002439Seething nips
>>24002507They are just as bad as us!
>>24002514based liker
>>24002507That happens when you have men, I'm sure there are husbandofags for the Homostars as well.
kung fu-tan panda
>>24002509Next minecraft stream when
>>24002055What website is this?
>>24002439>>24002514I'm not disliking because it's males I'm disliking because it's Nijis
>>24002442God now I really want to see Miko continuing her Yakuza 0 playthrough, I want to see her playing as kyabakura manager dammit.
>>24002507Like who? Nijisanji have fucking official coupling like Gunkan.
>>24002529>indiakek
>>24002485It as Aki as a playable character but she doesnt have a Nekoze punch attack
>>24002529The poo sure like vtubers.
>>24001721My love changes by the day, I've come to accept her more and more, each and every part from her brightness to her flaws. I still fall into the despair from time to time, but I think I've moved on that she'll find someone better. All those thoughts though are fun aren't they PPTbro?
>>24002287Real solo event this year ?I might have to go to Japan soon...
>>24002524Haha yeah imagine if that were true...
>>24002462The site is inaccurate. Chuubas have talked about their demographics and sometimes have ended up completely contradicting that site.
>>24002529L*ger...
>>24002503https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79627184
>>24002475Mio predicting your death ASMR...
You'll forgive her no matter what she does right?
>>24002548Yeah, I wonder how Choco would end up with such a high female ratio considering the content she does
>>24002529I guess it makes sense why they're targeting IN as one of their branches, though Niji IN is doing pretty poorly.
>>24002556Yes...
Walking Matsuri down the Isle!
Roboco + YuruCampThe best thing in existence right here...
>>24002524oh yes it's just normal when it's yumes but noooooo male gachikois are bad and pathetic simps
>>24002547You fags keep talking about Kaoru's cock and semen, I won't be surprised.
>>24002429I'm not even N5 but even Coco's Japanese sounds super silly, with the breathiness and stunted pronunciation and stuttered vowels.
>>24002556I'm honestly impressed Matsuri's self awareness of her own character in that translated Lyger video. I wonder if the rest of the holos understand their fan's perceptions of them like that?
>>24002407I want to drink away my worries with Mikochi
>>24002466I've never felt so proud... someone saved this.
>>24001721I really need to start caring more for my favorite idol. I wish I could be someone completely in love with her but I have troubles falling in love with someone who interacts with all her viewers.
>>24002567The Hologirls seem to acknowledge the existence of their indonesian coworkers can't say the same about niji
>>24002497Or you know, someone that they can sperg out about Ensemble Stars with.
>>24002576They're both just as bad, you numbnuts.
>>24002556as long as she doesn't suck lyger's dick
>>24002536look at their fucking thread right now nigger
>>24002590Iofi and Towa collab when...
>>24002235Nothing yet, she's mentioned she's not sure what to do about it.I just enjoy being financially dominated by a retard i guess
>>24002603I want Iofi to teach Towa how to draw
>>24002601So you don't know any examples and can't give any proof besides what other anons said?
>>24002556Yes, unless...
>>24002598you should fuck off permanently there then since you're not any better than us and in no position to talk shit about idolfaggotry
>miko endingcomfy streami hope if coco puts up the next ark server we cant get mikobird back
Iofi!
>>24002576Matsuri is gachikoi herself, no one cares.
>>24002623Risu...
>>24002613are you dense? go look there, i'm not giving you shit
>Ainz
>>24002237Funny enough a video of some Japanese lady being taught to shoot at an American firing range popped up in my youtube recommended a few days ago. Wasn't too interested but ended up watching the whole thing because the instructor was oddly engaging.
is pekora a virgin?she seems gay like matsuri
>>24002576Simps are bad regardless of gender.
time to watch Robocosleep tight, Mikoti
>ちゃりーんWhat is this 35p?
>>24002636I'm surprised Youtube AI is able to review the content I watch and recommend things based on that even if it was just a talking moment. The holos have gotten me interesting recommendations.
>>24002642Miko took her cherry years ago mate.
>>24002644
Hololive gacha mobage with shitty rates and a grindy and boring as fuck gameplay that you keep playing becaue you love the art and the holos fucking when?
>>24002601Never seen a single example of this. You really shouldn't believe everything you see posted on 4chan.
>>24002642she screams when someone sent her a dick pic so yes
>>24002642she's saving herself for Sugita.
>>24002617Pretty much anyone is better than you, my dude.
>>24002623im somewhat happy that she gets a lot of collabs after the doxxing. fuck moona
>>24002654
>>24002643fuck off to your thread nigger, go make your little shipping fanfic there like a little girl
Since when did 4chan have a search function?
>>24002672>first thing I looked at was her forehead
Let's say a hololiveEN member comes on and forces all of the girls to state their real sexualities.Would you rather>they all come out as lesbians>they all come out as asexual>they all come out as straight but have had relationships in the pastYou have to choose one.
>>24002644神ED助かる
>not being a robodachianonchama...
>thought EOPs were bad during holostreams but its 99% for the less popular chuubasI'll never take haato's stream for granted ever again
>>24002659Even with CN and ID included, their roster is too small for a starring role, at least for proper whaling.
>>24002677Anonchama...
Good thing the sponsor contract was just one stream and didn't stipulate the chuubas use the laptop because the encoding quality and fan noise was awful in FBK's Apex stream.Surprised she even tried to stream, game, and run live2d on a laptop.
>>24002678I want to see it every day
>>24002630What is it with chuubas I like playing sad games? I don't want to see them cry, but she's playing To The Moon next
>>24002678Good taste, her forehead is so sexy.
Don't know what you're all surprised about. They alrady collabed like a month ago and it was gold. https://youtu.be/nIg6NtPOb7c?t=684
>>24002660things don't just suddenly become true or false when it's convenient to you shithead
>>24002654Thats fine then its ok if its girls>>2400266326 yol is getting up there anon.....
>>24002677Oh boy
>>24002680Where's the transotherkin demisexual option though?
>>24002685At least they behave themselves a bit. Sometimes if the holo mentions something, they'll go completely off like in Pekora's.
>>24002691She could send that laptop to Risu or Haato
>>24002688There are Idolmaster Gacha with less major characters. You just do 30 versions of the same character lol.
PEKORA'S STORY!PEKORA'S STORY!BUN BUN CHA!BUN BUN CHA!BUN BUN CHA!
>>24002693Crying gets them more supas
>>24002695anything to stir shit
>>24002689>>24002701Wait, this thing has always existed?
>>24002680lesbian 100%
>>24002680I would rather not entertain this idea.
>>24002710Facts
>>24002688They're around 28 members iirc just from the og branch, that's like 3 more girls than bandori at least.
>>24002678As you should
>>24002700doesn't mean she can't do it, Sugita has to give in eventually!
Oh no anzu.... 35p bros....https://twitter.com/ansuzjei/status/1265428923300495361
>>24002705What's the import tax on a $2200 laptop?
>>24002693Risu only owns like five games right now, please understand.Yagoo please...
>>24002680Why does it matter? They're playing a role, they can change that whenever.
>>24002631You don't know shit yourself, dumb EOP, Nijisanji had a fucking coupling competition like a year ago, get the fuck out here unless you actually give me real proof. Ebio collabed with Ars three days ago, and collabed with Hoshikawa yesterday and with Nui today, all girls, and I'm not seeing any hate. Shut the fuck up.
>>24002680>they all come out as lesbiansThis because it is the assumption I operate under already.
>>24002717Didn't bandori get a 6th band?
>>24002697I would be quite happy to accept it was true if there were actual examples shown of Japanese people doing what is claimed. Until then you shouldn't believe it and neither will I.
>>24002725Aniki....
>>24002708pretty sad story for a lesbian tsundere rabbit honestly.
>>24001770what's this
>>24002725Anzu...
>>24002725Anzu... what a relief.
Fubuki smiling after getting supas!
>>24002688>>2400271748 if you include males
>>24002737Nep collab, a bunch of vtubers are going to show up as guests.
>>24002729i'm not seeing anything wrong with gachikois here too bro, just ignore them like you already do, you seem to be an expert. or maybe just fuck off back to your thread?
>>24002725I never cared but is Anzu a gaijin?
>>24002612Why does that picture exist?
>>24002740this dogshit meme is so forced and unfunny, holy fuck.
>>24002740Tch. Give me depressed Fubuki unable to reconcile the fact that despite having the most subs her viewers and supachats are on the lower end.
>>24002740>they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
>>24002740
>>24002612literally perfect
>>24001770>Not playableNo thanks.
send... pc...
>>24002751I'm addicted to sad no supacha FBK mikochi...
>>24002731Oh right, forgot about morfonica...Well with the CN and ID branch it's still a lot more.
>>24002746Maybe fuck off back to your own board, retard.
>>24002745Not him, but for the newfag asking: emphasis on guest, they're gonna be static quest givers. Don't want you getting your hopes up.
>>24002725Did anzu get beaten up by his yakuza gang?
>>24002529Everyone knows indians are the true internet chads
>>24002751why does she not collab with pekora right now? pekora needs her yuri love
>>24002753haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYIZg93Q_NkDoes this mean what I think it does? Adult Sora model?
So can you filter by board in the search function?
live watame no uta + jyanken incoming
>>24002750Towa drew it herself
>>24002771She married Sora like yesterday Peko is old and busted
>>24002680Straight with relationships because there's literally nothing wrong with that. Yurifags can burn.
>>24002529Man, pajeets really are desperate for women, even the 2d ones aren't safe.
>>24002753
tfw no roboco gf
>>24002750https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1247851497779376128https://twitter.com/hashtag/トワ様塗ったよ
>>24002760Compile Heart is too fucking cheap to do that anon, just be happy that they get a console game debut.
>>24002612Towa needs to have a pokemon battle with Korone's drawings first.
>>24002763i have no idea why you nijiniggers are so fixated at populating this thread, your thread is literally dying and we don't even bother with it and yet you're all here trying to "fix" hololive
>>24002725Anzu-san... I hope he makes a full recovery
>>24002781i dont want my retarded pet rabbit to die of depression though
>>24002774Sora really is graduating, huh
>>24002680I rather they never touch the subject or mention it briefly.
>>24002644Sleep tight, Mikochi( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
>I am talking with Roboco-senpai and she is so kind Risu collab!?
Why does Moona seem to get the most flak while the other two IDs seem to get away scot freeIofi's retarded and Risu is poverty incarnate
>>24002799Maybe she should stop being a bitch!
>>24002771they can't be together because of the quarantine so no offcollabs for now. also Pekora is getting way to popular so she's being forced to collab with other vtubers outside of holo, not enough time for Miko I guess
>>24002774What. Wasn't there a post just in the previous thread about her aging?
>>24002774I... think it's just a hair color change? I'm not really confident in my Japanese. Could also be referencing that she's "20" now.
>>24002817Moona gets a pass from me for having the most delicious armpits in existence.
>>24002779She's pretty clumsy with that soundboard.
>>24002817Poverty and retard moe.
>>24002646Onomatopoeia of when a coin gets dropped in the shrine donation box.
>>24002795I'd rather watch vtuber-related thread burn itself to the ground. That is peak entertainment for me
>>24002795Anon, I'm here because I watch Pekora, Shion and Suisei, you may not know, but hololive, nijisanji and all the indies watchers used to share the same fucking thread.
>>24002828yeah, Sora actually ages unlike other vtubers.
Suddenly Watame no Uta.
Stop arguing over meaningless shit and watch roboco to heal your soul right now.
>>24002842When will we burn ourselves to the ground
Watame!
>>24002725Anzu is probably hoping his Dad doesn't make it so he can get the rest of his inheritance money and spend it on Miko
>>24002861A true hero
kek she fucked the audio so hard.Oh god Watame, someone help her.
I want to marry Pekora!
>>24002861But that would make him a yakuza boss.
Sheep...
>>24002855But I'm too busy watching Watame.
What happened to everyone that the thread feels so dead today? Too many streams last night?
>>24002817because the other 2 actually have good qualities.
Is there a Holo with worse taste in anime than Aqua?
Watame no Uta live.
>>24002817this >>24002837 Hard carried by the design, seems like she's the more ID pandering of the trinity whereas Risu does english streams more and Iofi the jap collab ones
>>24002839Moona was supposed to be the best but she became the worst... Alien was supposed to be the worst but became the best... it's always like this huh...?
>>24002842and the nijifaggot reveals it's true colors>>24002845i don't care if you're here to watch our girls but you fags need to shut the fuck up about "fixing" hololive
>>24002868If he becomes the boss does that mean the yakuza become a part of 35p?
>>24002880Towa...
>>24002873What does she like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya5Hg6cjlQoI see she's gonna go the FBK route
>>24002865I didn't see you last thread Pekorafriend. I would have taken up the torch if I didn't forget, forgive me.
>>24002871Too much turbo autism going on, even the regular shitposters and falseflaggers don't want to get caught in it.
>>24002873Rushia.
>>24002873She gets her taste from her boyfriend
>>24002880
>>24002891SAO and Re:zero are her favorites iirc.
>>24002892be nice to her... her setup is so shit she can't produce any content outside of recording herself with the IPhone Hololive gave her....
roboco recorded her own beatbox lol
>>24002898Yeah and that's me.
>>24002904kek
>>24002880Literally carried by her design
I understand now why Watame no Uta was always prerecorded.
>>24002905based
Roboco is so cute
>>24002911I hope she makes it dlc.
does pekora watch anime?
>>24002921Who else is carried by her design? Rushia?
>>24001721Sometimes I experience the more indulgent side and fantasize about living together, but I know it's not meant to be. It's more than idol love, but I would like to keep it there. I want to help her reach all the success in the world before she inevitably retires. I'm inspired to live each day as fully as possible and it's thanks to her help.
>>24002932Only the ones Miko recommends to her.
Based sheep
Here we go rockbros
>>24002904Oh my god yes we need more memri with the IDs
Watame should sing more songs like this.
>>24002892https://twitter.com/i/status/1265209684291534848At least the fans made a nice remix.
>>24002826Seriously I cant wait for offcollabs to come back.I'm really needing my Okakoro back. When my chuubas are together there really is no greater feeling.
>>24002932I wonder how the holos even watch anime since they always stream during the actual airing hours.
>>24002882When he fuck did I say anything about fixing hololive, are you schizophrenic? You talk about fans flaming vtubers, I ask for proof, you can't give any unless quoting some anon from another thread, from where I stand you're either an eop talking out of your ass or retarded.
>having to go back to work next week after 3 months of containment Fuck my life, I'm gonna miss staying in bed all day long with my only worry being when is Mikocchi gonna start her stream
I want to carry aqua she looks small and light, imagine
わため!
>>24002955Risu's tits jiggle too much
Watame pls dont pull an ashley simpson..
>>24002969And that's a good thing!
Scissors bros okite okite okite!
>>24002932Probably watch whatever is currently airing without giving much care.
BROFIST WITH WATAME
who's dumber aqua or haato?
>>24002500Watching Miko move is one of those things that also fills me with an embarrassing amount of happiness
>Watame singing at stupid o clock again.
>search vvvtunia>First result>"The various virtual Youtubers appearing in this game have all been caught by V Hunters and turned into V Cubes. After releasing them, they’ll be able to support you in your battle."Sounds more like they're gonna be assists, which still isn't much but seems more substantial than the "cardboard cutout quest NPCs" everyone keeps implying...?
>>24002967Wholesome.
Is Roboco really a robot?
>>24002955>literally his only post on twitterbased Risuner broke the silence for his waifu!
https://aidn.jp/wowa/192470254Look at her go!
>>24002965I'm in the exact same situation bro. My government have been paying me to watch Hololive for the last couple of months and now I'll be stuck at work during the peak streaming hours. At least Miko streams late so I can watch her after work.
Is Roboco always awake this early?
is there a more rotten girl than matsuri?
Wait is Asacoco coming back
>>24002965You'll be back in a bed watching streams nonstop in three weeks I promise you
>>24002989Look at her legs.
>>24002981
>>24002981Haato with general decisions but I think Aqua had a worse score in Choco's quiz.
>>24002990>Implying he didn't create an alt to hide his power level
>>24002981Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
>>24003001Oh now I see.
Everyone tries to copy FBK but they don't have the SOUL
>>24002992Well I live in France so I'm probably gonna miss all her early hours stream, but I can enjoy all the late night one
>>24002991genuinely cute
>>24002907>yfw this is literally the reason she made an insta
Tell me, why does she wear the mask?
>>24002981>be Haato>live and study abroad for years>english is still terrible>japanese somehow got worse too
>>24002991That was pretty cool.
>>24002895Don't worry Pekobro, I just do it whenever I'm on so it's normal I miss threads or arrive late to the party
>>24002999No watame is just streaming late again and ending up at watame no uta time so everyone wants her to sing
>>24002981haachama wears the crown of giga brainlet
>>24002873Why are Aqua's iris so fucked up?
>>24002987At most, at a very optimistic most, it'll be some bullshit like>2d splash art across the screen>"[Voice line!]">Disembodied attack effect on screen
>>24003026Gaou papa is too good at drawing.
>>24003019She has to take care of her facial skin
What's the narrative this WataUta bros?
>>24003019Remove oil and keep it healthy.
>>24003033She's a big idol
Watame broke off her friendship with Coco so she can't sub her videos anymore.
>>24003041>>24003041>>24003041
>>24003019LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED HOLO
>>24003019You don't stay that beautiful without proper skin care
>>24002962You don't actually need a TV to watch anime nowadays.
>>24003037Fuck you, nigganon.
>>24003037Watame's a cool sheep
>>24002981Aqua is just the nerdy gamer typeHaato is pure retarded. It's not a competition
>>24002987I like the Neps as much as anybody (especially Norie) but I wanted to wreck shit with a Marine/Miko/Korone/Aqua party.
>>24003044It's okay, we still have Watame translator. He can do it.
>>24003037Paper. Just you wait.
>>24003046Anonchama...
>>24002403>Haneru managed to collab with a JAV actress
>>24003037>>24003044
>>24003019You don't know what you're asking and you're not prepared for an answer.
>>24002403Isn't every girls in Japan a JAV actress nowadays ?
its kinda sad when you realize the exact same enjoyment you get from watching pekora is the same type of enjoyment she gets out of watching you praise her. she literally just wants any form of love she can get and its sad
Let's go rockbros
SUBARU!?
What?
I......lost?
SHEEP WHAT THE FUCK
Has the thread finally looped back to the depression narratives?I am a fan of those.
The winning move...
Coco...
>that Coco impressionshe better not be burning bridges by doing this impromptu Watame no Uta
>>24003054Do other girls like Aqua really exist... how is she so perfect...
Fubuki'd
uhh lunabros where are you?
>>24003061I'll spoonfeed you dummy. Here's Haneru with Hibiki Ootsukihttps://youtu.be/NwwqvjaA6uo
Oh no, I'm falling in love with Roboco's voice.
>>24002963>are you schizophrenic?There is at least one anon here who is legitimately paranoid with nijifags. You should just ignore him.
>>24003081Depresshionよ...
did upload anon already post the recent marine or coco member only streams?
>>24003066Yes, everyone in Hololive has done porn except Subaru.
The sheep's final phase>Sow discord with homostars>Now throw shade directly at other holosKeikaku as planned
>>24002981Why do I love the dumb ones? What's wrong with me? Miko is my top 3 as well.
>>24003084it's okay, this means Watame will collab with Towa instead!
>>24003081>ywn take care of your holo in never ending fantasy land
Rurudo...
hlg show me the lewdest luna pic you have, I dont think she has something lewd
>>24003081>ywn be a cute female holo
Miko...
>Asamiko impressionOk maybe this sheep is alright.
>>24003117The saddest feeling of all
>>24003101Except for Miko I don't think that anyone is confirmed having nudes on the internet. Not like anybody would want to see Korone fatass, or Sora naked anyway
I was trying to think up a Kaiji joke involving Tsunomaki Janken but I'm too much of a brainlet to come up with something.
Who is Nanawo Akari and why does every Holo cover her songs
>>24003117All my holo does is remind me of my younger self anyways...
>>24003116say no more
>>24003094>paranoid with nijifagsIt's not that, he genuinely hates both companies. He shitposts in all 3 threads.
>>24003105naturally you here so you are dumb and your brain for better or worse wants you to target near retarded women because you have a higher chance of breeding with them
>>24003116
>>24003124I'd like to see koro's disgusting post-pregnancy body. Haha just kiddingUnless...?
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1266111953312702464sleep tight mikochin
>>24003090Thanks. I'm surprised it doesn't have more views. Shame the audio levels are all over the place and Haneru is ten times louder than Hibiyan.
>>24003126I think I only know like two of her songs though
>>24003124>Not like anybody would want to see Korone fatass, or Sora naked anywayYou underestimate my power
>>24003144Sleep tight, Mikochi!
>>24003115https://twitter.com/rurudo_/status/1266111490253176832So Towa's menhera can from her mama
>>24003155Don't try it.
>>24003140>He shitposts in all 3 threads.Impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETtuV75zxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETtuV75zxIboots and cats
>>24003124i fap to bbw all the timeskeleton women don't do anything to me now
>>24003140Wow, that's even more pathetic.
>>24003142Damn anon you're gonna summon the brapposters
>>24003166>>24003167Robomind
>>24003155
>>24003143>>24003155>>24003169JUFE-026
>>24003166>>24003167Boombot hivemind
>>24003166>>24003167God she's cute
>>24003135quite nice
>>24003166Cute roboto.
>>24003166>>24003167The purest smile
>>24002476Does Tami really have R18 voice works ?I only know of her dlsite works.
>>24003155/r/prequelmemes is leaking
Watame getting Asacoco withdrawal and cutting her own...
Watame has lost her fucking mind due to AsaCoco withdrawal, she's re-enacting the entire thing.
>>24003166>>24003167how does this work while streaming? I swore they used their phone as their l2d capture.
watame's gonna get sued by the AsaCoco conglomerate at this point
>>24003198kill yourself.
>>24003204She froze her live2d while doing it.
SHEEP STONKS
>>24003124https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>24003211oh that makes sense.
Which holos are good girls?
>>24003206She gave us our fix when no one else did, she'll die a hero.
>>24003219all
>>24003219Miko
>>24003166What did she mean by this?
>>24003215Miko that is too lewd
>>24003219Shion.
Imagine just randomly chilling in your Holo's free chat and she suddenly starts posting there too and talks to you
>>24003229good for punching
>>24003219Suisei.
>>24002229so this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AShomwEEjPg
>>24003219Flare.
>>24003219Sora-mama.
>>24003219Matsuri
>>24003115I'm glad she's back...ish.
>>24003219Sora, Roboco, Fubuki, PPT, Okayu, and Coco
Hiro's streaming, ask him for a vtuber board, JOPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqUeszhcm2Q
>>24003219the goodest
>>24003230Anon... you know you could just talk to her normally when she's streaming right?...
#あさココLIVE trending again
>>24002873>>24002905She never said those two shows are her favorites, just among her favorites. She also likes things like Slow Start and kirara shows. Truth is that she have watched a lot of anime and often make references in her streams. She have said she can watch pretty much any genre and in a zatsudan not too long ago she decided to watch Hinako Note.
>>24003240God I forgot Yomemi/Eilene did this.
>>24003241only good girls can make this face
>>24003252what
>>24003219Ayame! She's a pure virgin!
>>24003219the more a holo talks about sex the more pure they are.
>>24003249I didn't even know Hiro streams.
>>24003115wtf mom
Bros... what would you do if your favorite Holo graduated tomorrow...
>>24003215I recognize that file name...
>>24003249I miss Moot...
>>24003270Follow her roommate
>>24003215>om3tcw
>>24003219Noel
>>24003249I still can't believe moot sold us out to this fag
Why is Wakame still streaming? Is she trying to pass up Kanatas 10 horas?
>>24003219No one mentioned Korone...
>>24002680How about mechasexual?
>>24003258Based Aquabro.
>>24003215the original usage of this webm
>>24003219yagoo
>>24003270Neck myself desu
>>24003219Towa
>>24003273Moot was and is a fag but I kinda miss him too.
>>24001614>haachama literally streams trying dickL-lewd
>>24003230Does this really happen ?Who has a free chat ?I only know that Leona has one.>>24003252The advantage of watching big vtubers is you don't make a bid difference, and it gives you the feeling she won't see your comments if it's not a superchat, which makes it easier to write something.
>>24003283
>>24003301FBK and Choco.
>>24003259and good bois as well
>>24003278It was funny to me when it happened. I actually met Hiro a few years before he took over at a Nico streaming booth at a convention in London. I recognised him because I'm a fucking loser and when I went over to speak to him I saw that he was browsing the thread on /a/ that was following the Nico stream. Me and my friend got a picture with him but I lost it long ago.Thanks for following my blog lmao
>>24003270pekora would prob kill herself before they could graduate her. she mentally cant take another niconico failure
>>24003249Uhh what does he even stream? His vids look like they're mostly just talking? Why does he get so many views?
>>24003270Holos don't even have graduations.
>>24002158Kanata is not wrong, it's only people who have "made it" say things like 'there's a chance' and 'you gotta try hard'. Because people who don't make it have nobody to hear them say anything. But that's why I love her. And I kinda want to hear all the "bad things" she's not telling, maybe because I'm starting to believe she is a real angel and not a character.
>spanish againRoboco... why you too
>>24003267He streams regularly. Mostly just talks about shit alcohol he bought.
>>24003307unsubscribed.
>>24003255It keeps happening.
>>24003310Hiro is kind of internet famous.
>>24003314F
>>24003219Sora, Roboco, Miko, Shion, Flare, Watame, KanataThe rest feels either fake or that something's not right
>>24003304those are gremlins they don't count
>>24003310Are you pretending? It's not cute.
>>24003307are you telling me he didn't interrupt you every sentence while going 'huh?' 'huh?' ?
Risu is a good girl.
>>24003313Good post. I still love my holo for telling me 'there's a chance' and 'you gotta try hard' though.
>>24003249Does it mean we can go give him feedback directly on his youtube channel when he streams ?
>>24003335Omeletto, Pizza dad.
Post the cutest clip of your favorite holo
>>24003335Pizza Pistachio when
>>24002533Why was it stopped in the first place?
what's wrong with this girl?
well you heard watame, get to it anon
神ED
Nice, 'fuck me' sound clip from watame
>Even signing the Asacoco ending songOk, Watame has absolutely lost it. The Asacoco withdrawals are taking their toll hard.
https://twitter.com/Tanukiyama1/status/1266087910580695041Edited clip of Miko telling a story of one time she was reading One Piece
>>24003304Please dont compare my wife's gf to these things.
>>24003335Based Pizza Dad
>Roboco about to speak thai now tooInternational holo...
>>24003325>Watamelol
She sent this for ME.
>>24003335STOP INTERACTING WITH MEN
>>24003341>>24003349Cute sheep
I feel like such a massive weeb every time i say "Haachama chama" but yet i can't stop
>>24003343https://youtu.be/G6n3fHC9jaM?t=782
it's really cute how huge of an effect coco's format has on watame
>>24003335First Fubuki and now Risu this Italian gets around...
>>24003329>>24003323I mean other than creating 2ch and then being run out of the jp community for selling their personal data to marketing firms, what else is he famous for?
>>24003367はあちゃまっちゃま
>>24003362Even Miko never reproduced this part for her Asamiko.
>>24003347because of ARK
>>24003362Watamechads where you at.
>>24003367
>>24003219All my favorites
>>24003367She wouldn't have it any other way, kimowota
>>24003348rich ojo sama tricked by tech parents into vtubing without ever developing a brain
>>24003367I just realized but there's been a huge lack of haachama posting lately.
>>24003375>other than being massively famous what is he famous forBased.
>>24003375Being one of the people in charge of NND when it launched.
>>24003362well she sent this to ME!
>>24003337If it's her saying it, I believe in it. I want to believe in it.
>>24003343https://streamable.com/8jt214
>>24003388you know, it is kind of impressive with how nerdy Aqua is that she's not on the route for programming or something tech related. Maybe it's because of her love for singing that things turned out differently.
What is this sheep doing?
huh...that's weird....where is matsuri going to record her next stream...?
>>24003367do it for her
>>24003410kissing this anon here >>24003362
WIR WERDEN EINE ZUKUNFT FÜR DAS SCHAFSRENNEN SCHAFFEN
>>24003410Saving Asacoco time slot
Matsuri's time is almost over...
>>24003414Recently I was watching a video about love hotels and they actually seem fun. I didn't know they could also be places to hang out to just game and eat.
>>24003219Only Miko
>>24003425I can't believe the Welsh are Germans now.
>>24003425JAWOHL
>>24003410She's lonely
>>24003343yes I genuinely mean ithttps://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>24003434ahthat must be what she's doing!just hanging out and gaming...
>>24003343https://youtu.be/ZZ2bR6f_-_s?t=89
>>24003444THE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/bruqfa.mp4
watame beating the meat
Watame is slapping her meat live on stream
>>24003454
Why is Noel so unsexy?
Watame?
I can't believe Kanata made Coco stop doing Asacoco so she wouldn't have an excuse to talk to Watame
>>24003444LOOK AT HER GO!
>>24003425Hi Watame !
>>24003454I love this Shotacomrade...
>>24003405who the fuck is that dragon
>>24003434I want to play games and eat with you anon.
this sheep man.....
>>24003343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9PgwnLals4Matsuri is such a good senpai
Guys I think Watame might be going insane.
>>24002287>eroge collabCan we drop the narrative that hololive is a idol company? this is akin to a idol saying her dream is to participate in a JAV. If it was a idol company, Miko would've graduated already.
>>24003425Is Akirose Nthal and Zion okay with this?
>>24003293Nice Tower even if the fishnets are in reverse
>>24003477Anon, all of gen 4 was insane from the start
>>24003477>sheep going insanenice one thats like saying pekora's getting depressed
>>24003406Feels bad knowing we won't get "Aqua creates a Unity game marathon" stream.
>>24003479You can cameo in an a porn game/actual porn without showing the character naked or getting fucked.
>>24003425DIE SCHAFSRASSE*
>>24003477She was insane from the start
>>24003425The jews fear the sheep.
>>24003477yagoo only wanted the finest menheras
>>24003477Arigatou
>>24003477Watame's been crazy from day 1.
>>24003444Party Hard
>>24003497さんっ
>>24003490Alri adolf.
>>24003496So that’s why he let Suisei in
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/ecb8hq.webm
>>24003343https://streamable.com/ak006f
I guess fucked in the head works too
guys i think anon might be
>>24003343I love my wife!https://files.catbox.moe/5mjrr2.webm
>>24003343ding ding ding
>>24003513I can't get enough of these clips.
I grabbed my sister's MacBook when she was napping and I got onto her YouTube channel and subscribed to all the Holostars
I can't believe Matsuri is reclining
>>24003517might be what? HELLO?
I'm back. how have your reps been? can you understand the holos yet
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/mjgtaz.webm
why is she so bubbly and bouncy
>>24003343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsHiR-f0k_I
>>24002891yosuga no sora
>>24003524Good man
>>24003527Surprisingly yes. Reps reminded me of certain words I missed that sound similar to others.
>>24003511Does she really close her eyes to get this face ?Her irl face expressions must be really cute.
>>24003463Cute Zordon!
would you offer your shota to suisei?
>>24003534lack of sleepbrain damagedrugs
Who will win?, Who's next?https://youtu.be/wH8BPAvkwkM
>>24003534She's a sheepSheep are made out of cotton
>>24003550Who wouldn't?
>>24003524Delightfully devilish, anon.
>>24003348She's stupid https://youtu.be/wUS7lIOqTPw
>>24001652Who's the girl on the right?
>>24003524You just destroyed the last remaining chances your family had to have an offspring.Congratulations !
>>24003550I'd leave a fake mannequin shota sitting under a box with a stick holding it up, and when Suisei comes to claim him I close the box and trap her.
>>24003554Oh no
did yagoo have a mental health issue check mark on his idol application and hire all the ones that answered yes?
>>24003554I see Haato wants to be embarrassed on international TV again
>>24003550https://files.catbox.moe/yax4vs.mp4
>>24003534Animals are like that.
>>24003556>Sheep are made out of cotton
>>24003568Pics
>>24003524If this is true she's gonna be so fucking confused.
>>24003564Aqua and Choco ASMR collab when...
>>24003556Stop posting Haato.
>>24003554YAMERO!!!
>>24003520https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1266122520895188992your wife is quite precious
>>24003567I mean he can always fuck his sister so theres that
>>24003534her heart would stop functioning if she's stops moving for more than 2 minutes
>>24003548a lot of the girls have fairly accurate face tracking so i'd assume she closed her eyes
>>24003554Is Haachama the only chuuba dumb enough to force Coco to switch from her normal boke role to the tsukkomi?
>>24003591Is this also why she doesn't sleep? Would sleep kill her?
>>24003524If there was a fujoshit pandering Holo who was gay my sister would love them. I don't think there is though.
Smelly
>>24003601it would be extremely painful
>>24003571Yup, he's saving these poor girls
>>24003603MUH
>>24003343https://streamable.com/jo6inc
>>24003609I want to bully that sleepy womb!
>>24003576It's true, that's what all the white stuff is. It's the cotton from the inside coming out.
i wonder what she is planning?
>>24003453Oh god Matsuri would look so great with Hoshikawas outfit
I want to marry suisei, scoop up my cum, put it in my mouth and drool it into her pussy
>>24003511I thought 35p were kidding when they said she did this.
>>24003587Simply the besthttps://voca.ro/bngGaxqxADW
>>24003607i could believe it honestly only holo hes ever fired was a thief
>>24003619Yuck!
>>24003405>tfw never watch Coco's singing stream>that track list
>>24003628bunnys.....eggs oh i get it. i know whos egg she wants
>>24003628
>>24003453This makes me miserable.
Wasn't Suisei rejected by YAGOO at first?>1st job interview>YAGOO: What's your menhera?>Suisei: Nani? I have none...>YAGOO: Don't call us, we'll call you.>2nd job interview>Suisei: I'm a shotacon.>YAGOO: Can you start right now?
>>24003639
>>24003343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV5-m9cZpqo
>>24003571I don't get your point. There are a bunch with nothing wrong with them that have completely normal lives.
>>24003457Wait what. Is that Rushia's 3D or live2d? That movement was amazing.
>>24003520I forgot about this cute clip. Her current hair doesn't wave as much...
>>24003534If I removed the harp would she die?
>>24003654You can tell it's 2D from the neck.
>>24003654Long neck implies that is the live2D
Usada Pekora interacting with a male would be like dropping a third atomic bomb on Japan.
>>24003593I am now trying to imagine how she looks like when she is doing this.I get the feeling her cute expressions carry over to her normal interactions outside of her vtuber activity.
>>24003647>what's your menhera>I can't deal with rejection>Don't call us, you're out>what? :'(>Okay, now you're in.
>>24003653if this is not a joke anonI must ask if you ever been called special because you really really are "special" if this is not a joke
>>24003648I can't believe she accidentally ate Pekora's precious egg
>>24003654Rushia despite being a technological caveman she has really good control of her model
>>24003184>The size of those areolasVery nice.
Suisei....Give me the Kanata collab now please....
>>24003670>New collab announced>Rushia and Pekora collab with HolostarsCan you fucking imagine the fallout.
Whose your favorite HoloEN so far guys? Mine is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsUverdict?
>>24003664it's because she's using her short hair model right now. I hope she preps the long hair again soon.
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/ilsxq9.webm
>>24003511HOLY SHIT MIKO IS SO CUTE...
>>24003670she not capableeven in old videos she fears men and will verbally abuse them as soon as she meets them
>>24003686I can't believe they hired Nyanners for HololiveEN
>>24003683Why is third gen like this?
>>24003683I would totally watch them play fallout
>>24003686Roboco
>>24003683yagoo would create an apology video that later ends in his suicide and the holostar is forced to retire after death threats
>>24003647>Implying she didn't use her relationship with the Bratva and the Yakuza to make YAGOO rethink his decision
When will korone stream with kaoru?
>>24003670Sugita is not a man?
>>24003689Marine outshone everyone in the backup singers
>>24003444Is it just me or is that dance move that starts at around 25 seconds really awkward looking
>>24003405This made me remember that I like Coco's English voice a lot better than her Japanese one. She sounds actually attractive in English. First noticed it during the one stream where whoever uses English has to speak English until the next Holo messes up. Coco's singing is nice on that note.
>>24003683YAGOO dogeza.
>>24003701They know their audience and wants to cater to them, there is nothing wrong with that.I'd only accept Sugita for Pekora.
>>24003695The cutest!
>>24003698If it was a miserable old guy she'd find him cute
>>24003698Any other holos talk about dealing with guys? I know Miko said that she had a harder time talking to guys when she was younger but got better about it.
>>24003689I like the MV, but the music is pretty meh. Hololives don't really have good original musics.
>>24003683I can see someone setting the Cover office on fire
>>24003693Those words and that smile. Is there a more perfect Choco moment?
>>24003686ME
>>24003698god I wish that were me
>>24003699Not just 1 nyanners, but like 5 of them!
>>24003686hlgchama!
>>24003571He has probably gone through some bad things in his life and improved himself to change his life which make him appreciate people who try to overcome their issues and appreciate them more.He also wants to help people who went through similar issues.He would fit in with /biz/ quite well.
>>24003716That's because her Japanese voice is super fake, she's exaggerating how foreign she sounds when she speaks Japanese as part of her character.
>>24003689Suisei sounds like a real singer here.
>>24003698Pekora did that to all the people she talked to though...
>>24003728>Saga Jihen>Hololive original music
>>24003693dat quick facial expression switch
>>24003712He a cute girl tho.
>>24003745kek
A-chan is a pretty good DJ, and has a great L2d to boot
>>24003673No I have not been called that.I just don't see what mental illness for example Ayame, Marine or Watame have.Answer without spouting shitty memes.
>>24003741They could make a movie on his life, from rice farmer to internet tard wrangler.
I want more Iofi Subaru collab or Haato without her limiter please.
You wouldn't bully this, would you?
>>24003744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQHVGXdcqEQI don't like Suisei very much, but I have to admit I like the singing in this.
>>24003747Well, it's not a good cover either.
did watame really just play minecraft for 7 hours?
>>24003766I want a Risu collab...
>>24003761A-chan for HoloFes 2!
>>24003771we get it, you're a contrarian.
>>24003693Someone marry sensei you've got 5 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbWy1xrwxPI
>>24003768Never. I'd give her my lunch money so she'd never have to eat paper again.
>>24003766Iofi Subaru collab was surprisingly fun to watch. I don't even watch Subaru and enjoyed it.
>>24003745nah shes like brutally savage to men no mercy but with women... just watch her superbunny streams she will even hit on them but when they tries to hit on her back she attacks
>>24003761I want this girl to get her own channel! Yagoo make it happen already!
>>24003766>Haato without her limiterIs the world even capable of handling retardation that powerful?
>>24003773That's just her regular minecraft stream length?
>>24003689I wish Suisei would stop shouting and use vibrato at the end of her notes.
this is the most random group ever. the chemistry is zero
>>24003768I would bully her womb
>>24003768Cute as HELL
>>24003766But I want the comfy haato back...
>>24003773She was building something, she had a blueprint and everything. I'm still not sure what the fuck it was though, even after seeing it finished.
>>24003701Marine collabed with Ryuushen though, but I don't know if that doesn't count, because >male.
>>24003790The sub-200k's would just instantly sudoku
>>24003763Ayame is also kind of an idiot. Not on the same level as Aqua or Haato of course, but...
>>24003800Aki and Choco have big chemistry
>>24003800It's not that random, they all have something in common. Addicts. It's an intervention in disguise.
>>24003807Delete this.
>>24003808She was building a statue of flare in her mascots outfit
>>24003800They don't have anyone else
>>24003768I would COMB her hair
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/1mq1d2.webm
>>24003800not only that, its fucking ark as well
>>24003743>she's exaggerating how foreign she sounds She definitely was for a few days after she debuted but I doubt she is anymore. You can look at her other self's content and see it clearly develop and change over time as her Japanese improves.
>>24003780Nah, I just think that Okayu is the best singer of the bunch.
What was the problem with aberration? the learning curve?
>>24003765It's strange there is nothing like this yet.Is there no interview where someone asked why he chose to make a vtuber group ?What caused him to become an entrepreneur ?
>>24003648I got a Japanese copyright claim for posting these with the text inserted in them on Twitter, so I deleted the post, block the claim holder, and reposted them here anonymously.Hete it is:>初めまして。 大変恐れ入りますが、著作物への無断での文字入れ、トリミング、転載は全て著作権侵害に当たりますので御遠慮ください。即刻削除をお願い申し上げます。
>>24003782How can you even swoon someone who's got all the money in the world
>>24003800go watch some of the old aki miko collabs
>>24003800The only people who even play ARK anymore. Literally nobody else to invite to such a group.
>>24003841ever heard of the DENNIS-system?
>>24003800There has been a Coco/Choco/Aki stream and a Coco/Miko/Aki stream and both were a lot of fun.
>>24003839Did you really not see the video where he says the Sora boom lead to this where previously it was just a tech company? This is like standard knowledge.
>>24003800Don't anons keep on posting the picture of Aki and Choco kissing together? Did they break up?
>>24003837everything is so fucking dark and no comfy Miko flying on NTRbirb...
>>24003837The absence of flying mounts probably. The closest thing you could get was a rock drake which can only be tamed via stealing eggs. Without the flying mounts getting around quickly to others is difficult if they are not in the same spot
>>24003489Why want a eroge collab if not for eroge things? Then any collab would do.
>>24003850But that's not a loving marriage...
>>24003800How new?
>>24003785When she started weighing stuff.I love haachama
>>24003800ARK addicts and relatively speaking they're the more practical adult members of hololive. There's plenty in common.
>>24003844most of the people here started watching recently, they won't remember miko collabing with aki for views
>>24003840To be fair, if I drew that picture and you re-posted it cropped with some nonsense that I didn't understand written on it, I'd probably not be pleased either.
Haato walked into Yagoo's office one day and asked him "is it okay if i vomit live on stream"?
>>24003865the novelty of saying you did it. Why do people sign up to be background extras in movies if they aren't acting?
>>24003732any time she's not streaming is a perfect choco moment
Duck idol's lovely voice!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mEWTdWkHio
>>24003861>>24003863I actuaclly couldn't stand the argent exploring
>>24003835that's what I said, you're a contrarian
>>24003812She's also pretty lazy. She just likes to sleep, play video games and watch animal videos on youtube. Not sure why she doesn't stream more, she seems like a massive homebody.
Whats the life expectancy of a vtuber before the graduation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iCLPTTifdE
>>24003837Animal Crossing.
>>24003343https://streamable.com/9gwkmu
for reference of how gay pekora isshe tries to softly hit on pp angel angel calls her her pet taking away her tiny bit of dominance she had causing her to go nuts
>>24003763Ayame has a voice which can be compared to a cheat code which would allow her to work as a seiyuu or in every other industry where she would have to talk in front of groups as a representative.But she prefers to stay inside her home and stream with a virtual avatar.She must have some kind of issue which makes it hard for her to have success without a virtual avatar.
>>24003785How has some nutjob not managed to piece together her appearance from reflections in this video yet?
>>240038984 years
>>24003865>Why want a eroge collab if not for eroge things?Miko absolutely loves eroge. Of course it has to be an eroge. Being officially a part of one is partially this >>24003885 and for the symbolic meaning of being a part of a medium you love.
Who's the MOST menhera holo?
>>24003889Fear of the duck! I have a constant feeling that something's always here.
reminder that haato is a 1st gen holo. let that sink in
>>24003479Miko has extensively argued that she is an idol desu
>>24003919Noel > Towa > Shion
>>24003785Imagine seeing this tiny asian girl with her phone out walking around the store like an idiot. She's so fucking adorable
>>24003898>>24003916This. Choco only further confirms it.
>>24003686i wish...https://youtu.be/AKf3zjOWX9Q?t=139
>>24003905kusa this happened in the sio collab too
>>24003919Subaru. The normal ones are usually the most mentally unstable and are just hiding it well.
>>24003905Yeah, except right afterwards Pekora flips out and says that PPT is the rabbits' pet
>>24003919
>>24003911I know you joke, but the reflection is so shit there's nothing really visible anyways.
>>24003763Watame did not grow up in a normal family and has no role model for parents with children (no father figure ?).This is also the reason she doesn't want to have a family as she can't imagine it.To end up with your grandmother as a parent means your parents fucked up enough to not want you or to not be able to take care of you.She must have went through some bad things in life which made it impossible for her to relate to most normal people with a standard family, and she couldn't fit in with the standard wage slave work but had to endure some low skilled works to survive which made her learn the value of money.
>>24003931>Towa>Menharashe's borderline normie, retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9GNQ1e3m0
>haato's last stream
>>24003924Now I want to hear her singing it
>>24003931Is Shion a masochist or is it because of her constant smug face?
>>24003800https://youtu.be/IPBuOzdatf4?t=9297
>>24003926Do her and festival get along well?
>>24003479she can be bothjust look how brightly this idol shined!
>>24003895Talking is too much effort, probably.
>>24003975Eugene softly swaying in the back and also softly singing along was great
>>24003919FBK....
>>24003945You know what? Not bad.
>watame what's your ultimate aim?>to become godBASED
>>24003946glass cannon like matsuri but instead of getting shy it self destructs
>>24003853I only saw the interview where he wanted to create an AKB48 vtuber group.Do you have a link ?Does he talk about his personal motives in it ?
>>24003983He L2d is better than a lot of the holos, it's pretty funny
>>24003957Towa just hides her powerlevel, she is clearly a massive dork
>>24003933I'm impressed she hasn't got any reflection of her in that video. Maybe some poor Cover employee scoured the raw video and edited it.
>>24003968Watching the fight in all three windows was great. Everyone got a good death scene.
I don't know why you guys joke about every hololive members being menhera when about half of them are stable. If you don't believe me consider this list>Aqua>Watame>Flare>Roboco>Coco>Rushia
There's nothing on... Holo EN... save us...
>>24003990dude is pretty good at what he does, but unfortunately the VRchat-tubers aren't actually interested in Vtubers or Hololive so none of them auditioned. It's a shame because there's actually pretty talented people in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8BPAvkwkMareyouready.png
What does Towa think of her R18 art?
>>24004011>Rushia>stable
yeah watame is mental>>24004012watame is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlxEFQ_V2pwI like how Subaru implies that Noel would wouldn't fight back if you slapped her around
>>24004016RYONASTREAM
What's your wish collab?
Which Holo can you beat in a fist fight? Most of them seem to have tard strength.
>>24004011Rushia is unironically probably the most menhera
>>24003983Eugene A is very supportive of her girls
>>24004027Fubuki wouldn't fight back, she'd be glad for someone to end it all.
>>24004011Based list
>>24004016mother coco gonna beat haatos ass for asmr stream
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1266132252422889472Tower...
>>24004011you can 100% take Rushia off that list.
>>24004027Fubuki would be glad to finally recieve something, even if it's a beating.
>>24004035No those were just your SEA fans Towa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgR8XUVxe6whaachama why
>>24004023Noel must be scary, the fuck... Aqua said something about her that I forgot too. Basically Noel did a power move with Aqua.
>>24004011Flare is like actually autistic so I don’t think she can be called completely stable
>>24004040>>24004031Fubuki...
How do we get sheep to sleep?
>>24004041
>>24003875That's fair. But so is mass-distributing what some people don't like using every means necessary. To be fair, all is fair in love and war.
>>24004035>>24004051Towa menhera tweets... just like Coco said...
>>24004027None of them. I'd rather have them beat me up.
>>24004046Flare isn't unstable like her wife though either
>>24004051Oni and debiru!
>>24004049kill her
>>24004011Didn't Flare sperg out after seeing Miko's chart
feed her superchats untill she feels bad and fucks off
>>24004049giving her some dragon juice
>>24004056A menhera is good for recognising other menherasThey are both cute tho
>>24004043
>>24004049>>24004065
>>24004060Tasty mutton.
>>24004063Yes, and there have been other things in the past we picked on and came to conclusion she definitely has autistic tendencies for real.
>>24003782https://files.catbox.moe/psh69z.webm
Stop giving her food Korone
>>24003904if we still had ASACOCO this week Aki would be more popular. After her drake went down in flames she spent like 10 minutes running around surface Reaper kings
>>24004079Mutton is gross, you gotta get them when they are young for tasty lamb.
can we get matsuri to try to tame the wild rabbit
>>24004011Coco said her father had all his stats in INT but was horrible in everything else.She also said her mother made all the decisions in her household and her father mainly obeyed them, and that her parents rarely talk.This means she had no proper father (men) figure in her life like most of us, which is the biggest reason for a fucked up life.This is also the reason she likes the Yakuza games so much as the main character is an idealized form of the father she wanted to have.
>>24004094matsuri doesn't tame, just gets tamedsee hoshikawa
>>24004088She's growing bigger!
>>24004094You keep that rancid slut away from Peko.
>>24004056The idea behind labeling her a menhera was the same as making fun of Watame's internet connection. Her acting like that and the sheep disconnecting were things that were sure to keep happening but if you make a joke out of it then everyone can look at it in a lighthearted way from that point onward.
https://files.catbox.moe/hmftyt.webm Good times. I wish Aqua and Ayame did more things together again like they used to.
>>24002150Good, she can do whatever she likes, but if other girls don't want to collab with cuck fags, EOPs then need to shut fuck up about "muh idol culture bad". Same goes for idolfags.
>>24003905>>24003950Rabbits were the only thing that distracted Kanata from her stream today, so maybe she is thier pethttps://youtu.be/_-e9zWDKdk4?t=12081
>>24003909>>24003955Ok one more to go.I still don't see anything wrong with Ayame.
>>24004096nice narrative
もぐもぐ okayubros, just woke up from a nice siesta, how's the cat doing today?
>>24004096This isn't even a narrative, it's just projection.
>>24004102we need a rabbit tamer >>24004106peko needs to talk to a yuri slut to break her tsundereness
>>24004119She's mogu moguing everything in sight
Is sheep STILL going?!
>>24004118>>24004120She said this in one of her streams this week.
>>24004128Good
>>24004110I love that trio
Japanese studs help me out here.I just saw a clip where Miko said 大きいなおっぱい (big boobs), but 大きい is an i-adjective, so why is the な added in there?
>>24004022What the hell i thought she finished around when roboco finished she even said for people to move over at one point only to realize she was ending.
>>24004130yes
>>24004123Refer to the Peko storytime about her (first?) big collab. First person she talked to was Matsuri and she couldn't even maintain small talk. Then went full tsun when Matsuri delivered tactical headpats
Thinking that the way they graduate from hololive is actually like this makes me sad
>>24004096Interesting post. Really made me think.
>>24004110oni power...
>>24004148Anyone collabing with Holostars don't ng it as their last action before graduating confirmed? I like this narrative.
>>24004143what a broken rabbit.....
>>24004110triple... accel...
>>24004035protect her from nightmares please
>>24004155Doing* it asPhoneposting...
>>24004110Aqua's mic sounds so different there, it's like a different world.
Holos really like Michael Jackson.
>>24004167He was pretty big.
>>24004110Aqua won't collab with anyone, and Ayame won't collab with anyone who doesn't ask her. It's a sad state of affairs.
>>24004156I mean maybe it's because of my filthy baka gaijin nature, but apparently Peko's brilliant idea for small talk was to creep on Matsuri's phone while she was reading manga on it.Festival seemed to take it in stride, going by how the rabbit described it, but anyone who thinks starting a conversation from looking at someone's phone screen is probably not the best at normal socialization.
>>24004167He was big enough to be popular in North Korea of all places
Who are the least watched Hololive members in this thread? Shion gets shitposted a lot but I don't think I've ever seen anyone discuss her streams.
>>24004110>one is an oversleeping kusogaki>the other is a lazy oniThe gamer maid just can't win.
>>24004167dude was a global sensation.
>>24003219Sora and Towa
>>24004167He is one of the most legendary artists to have lived so it is not surprise.
>>24004117It's hard to analyze Ayame without enough content and comments on her life.The only thing I could add is that she is the only Hololive who continues to use her character instead of her own personality as she still refers to her viewers as humans.While she seems relatively healthy she may have some self-esteem issues which could be the reason she does not stream often and makes so much efforts to keep her character as a mask to protect her ego.The less you put in a virtual personality the less damage you take from attacks.Her antis may have caused her reduced streaming activity for some time even if she seemed to ignore it.For Marine I don't know her enough to make an analysis.Do you have some videos where she talks about her past ?
>>240041724 u
>>240041724u
>>24004180Mio and Mel for sure.
>>24004167Who doesn't?
>>24004167Thriller is literally the best selling album of all time
>>24004136she probably said 大きな, for whatever reason 大きい has a na-adjective version. It means the same thing.
>>24004136大きなおっぱい
>>24004143Might be a little different today with Pekora's air of success boosting her confidence. She's since really settled into her character.
>>24003219my favoriteall else, especially your favorite, are depraved sluts
>>24004187>Literally the dancing videoEven an armchair psychiatrist can observe her silently furious reaction to a 20-something chick asking you how old you really are to indicate insecurity in being an older woman surrounded by a crowd of younger ones
>>24004204But my favorite IS your favorite
>>24004193Mio...
how much money do I need to supacha Towa for her to rate my cock?
>>24004196You just reminded me there needs to be a hololive thriller MMD
>>24004206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMsjdGCT618This clip still gets me.
Why did Watame take a break too? She could have gained more views if she filled the asacoco void.
>>24004212profound
>>24004217The music video is legendary as fuck, I would love to see it.
Squeeeazing za jewshttps://files.catbox.moe/s9io1k.webm
>>24004216It'll cost you one lifetime marriage to the debiru.
>>24004216You need to drop an akasupa for her to rate your akasupa
>>24004206also the way matsuri quickly backtracked and apologizedshe wouldnt have done that if it was just a joke
>>24004212Would Okayu share some of her ramen with me?
>>24004221She's sleeping with Coco. The double break was to make more time for it.
>>24004178The whole of third gen can't even make eye contact according to the dragon.
>>24004217I don't get it
>>24004212She really is an incredible philosopher
>>24004200>>24004199Thanks goys
>>24004212>Okayu couldn't slurp noodles without specifically training for it>Korone can't gulp down her drink without sounding like she's being waterboarded
>>24004228Yeah, the rushed "ごめんなさい, ごめんなさい" double tap definitely gave it an air of "Matsuri realized she might have crossed a real line"
>>24003683YAGOO seppuku
>>24004212Someone explain this fat logic to me.
>>24004224There was one with boatgirls years ago but it seems like that kind of creative OC is less common lately
>>24004187Open up literally any Marine zatsudan and there will usually be some IRL story. She seems completely normal.>>24004206>>24004228That's literally a joke she herself plays up all the time and she is only 27. The stream title yesterday was the same joke.
>>24004218Senchou...
>watame likes dynasty warriorsSTREAM FUCKING WHEN
>>24004254>She seems completely normal.Narrativebros, work your powers.
>>24004228you're reading far to into a joke anon.
when is yagoo gonna get actual in house therapists for his holos. hes gotta be thinking about it
I go back to work for one day and I missed what?!?
Is Watame just going to stream until someone else starts streaming before she stops?
>>24004254>She seems completely normal.Literally nothing normal about a 28 year old virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIr9iASfFk
>>24004262One of Gen 5 will be a therapist, no point in paying two separate people.
>>24004265if she does, she'll be going for another 4 hours
>>24004259I heard from 5ch she regularly masquerades online as a literal cartoon and talks about her favorite danmaku series touhou.
>>24004261>Festival literally saying ごめんなさい in an earnest, OOC voice instead of ごめん offhandedlyYeah bro it was just a prank
>>24004266She literally can't be virgin. Don't start this bullshit again.
>>24004227>>24004216https://voca.ro/PkDAHb4L2hH
>>24004266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPrZN0gVaw
>>24004282just like the rabbit..........
>>24004254Marine is genuinely hilarious.
>>24004284the fact that you believe she even has a character means you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>24004289Sorry, I forgot Jesus takes the virginity of every woman on their 18th birthday.
>>24004289her own mother called her one youactual retard
>>24004284This reads like those psychoanalytical pretentious comments under translated Hololive clips
>>24002691>Surprised she even tried to stream, game, and run live2d on a laptop.Because 4900HS is 8c/16t
>>24004289Anonchama...
>>24004296I know being unable to recognize faces is a sign of autism, is being incapable of hearing vocal inflection one too?
let the sheep talk bro...she's just lonely...
>>24004167he was huge in japan and i feel like the media didn't cover the kid fucking part nearly as much other countries did.
>>24004284What is there to apologize for when she is only like 6 years younger?
Guys, stop bullying narrativefags. They need this.
>>24004267>13 out of 25 I really think if she just talked to english speakers frequently she'd be so good at it.
>>24004303>>24004304just ignore people who spend all their time wondering about the sex lives of people they'll never meet in person
>>24004295Between her and Pekora, 3rd gen boasts the funniest comedians.
>>24004304My Dad still thinks I am a virgin too because I have never had a GF. Who the fuck talks to their parents about their sex life?
You even can just tell what anon in this thread cant even understand basic human emotions in hololives and think its all acting. i feel sad for that anon
>>24004312you can try to ad hom all you want, but at the end of the day you still have no idea what you're talking about.
Bros... If Marine is a virgin I am flying to Tokyo right now
>>24004096She's her own father, she payed for her college and more.
>>24004329you are a fucking retard and i can prob pinpoint every retarded post you have made
>>24004337The end of Mio's video the other day should tell you all you need to know about the Holos and how "real" they are.
>>24004341Good luck getting there with no passport.
>>24004304Is this a joke?
>>24004258She better be a Wei supporter.
>>24004353What makes you think I don't have one?
>>24004329If your parents didn't pay a prostitute for you after your 20th birthday they don't love you
>>24004338>Doesn't think Matsuri has a distinct character voice from her normal voice>t. never watched her twitcasts or any other zatsudan by her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1X4g-pVwQA
>>24004341I wish. Maybe I hold her too high but I doubt a girl as good as her would go to her late twenties without finding a boyfriend.
>>24004351Yeah because all of them do the exact same kind of performance, right?
>>24004341https://www.toukei.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/jsuikei/js-index.htmGood luck finding her among 7,111,611 people.Well you'd probably limit yourself to a particular age group and it'd be more like 1-2 million, but still, 1 in 2 million.
Prime burger hours with the everything is fake narratives again. I hate being stuck in the time loop
Narratives keep this thread alive never forget that
>>24004341She needs someone to use her dying WOMB before it dries out
at last the sheep is shleep..
>>24004341I know where most of the holos live, and I'm planning on going there when this korone virus blows over.
>>24004354No, Marine literally said in in her stream the other day when she was talking about her parents egging her on about getting married and it's also when she revealed she was turning 28 this year. Still doesn't mean jack shit. Bitch is too hot to be a virgin. I don't care if she said she went to an all-girls school and was the office freak.
Civia has good taste
>>24004365Im glad she changed her voice, its way better now
>>24004373what started the womb thing
>>24004364I've watched all of her content, and she's extremely consistent between all of it.
>>24004341>purityfags
>>24004379https://voca.ro/fAWnUIJ1fVy
look at these dorks
>>24004394based
>>24004329>>24004351>>24004354>>24004289>>24004254this retard needs a nuke
>>24004379what if she's just ugly
>>24004397
>>24004337It's about not reading too much into what they're doing. I'd rather listen to one of them say "I have trouble speaking to people" than hearing some bored, analytical nerd piece apart every interaction they have on the internet and then explain who they are instead of the vtuber themselves via actions or words.Post clips fag.
>>24004403She still has a womb
>>24004379But I'm the one who said she can't be virgin. Why are you going off on me?Also her only living parent is her dad.
>>24004403She isn't. And no, I am not posting it so don't ask.
I never noticed that Pekora keeps carrots in her pockets too.
>>24004397demon devil collab when?
>>24004423Why does she carry so many carrots around with her
>>24004419She has a step mom.
>>24004422what if she's just gay
>>24004365ありがとうございます!!
>>24004414shut up retard
>>24004347This might be the reason she likes to play games if she had to take on an adult role early as a child and was not allowed to be a carefree child enough in her childhood.Usually you flee your family if they are toxic to your mental health.This would suggest one of her parents is very manipulative, probably her mother.Even if you are forced to take on the roles of adult and parent early in your childhood, you still crave a true role model later in your life, and to get back the time you could not be a child.When you are forced to be an adult early in your life you still need someone to push you forward as a parent or have an idea of how to be your own parent.
>>24004399Don't shitpost with Luna.
>>24004414>Post any clip that illustrates your idiocy>"Uh ackshully that was clearly a joke I win again =)"Good bait
>>24004397>no response>no likerip towa
>>24004399Only 3 of those are me you sperg.
>>24004429If the rabbit around her neck isn't appeased it'll strangle her to death.
>>24004341Just find a random girl in Tokyo and pretend its her. They all look the same anyways
>>24004429to pleasure herself and her girlfriend
>>24004304When did Marine stream with her mother?
>>24004433ok she might be gay
>>24004447Towa...
>>24004446Stop assuming every anon that responds to you is one person.
>>24004445>>24004449 cool i got both of you
>>24004449>only 3So you're only 50% retarded? Good to know.
>>24004096>>24004347>>24004441Gonna need original ksonfags to weigh in on this.
>>24004460based 9 bro
>>24004399Literally none of these are me
https://youtu.be/gxuaCzyyQ3cIt's like a girl teaching her confused grandma how to play main cruft
Guys, nobody cares that you would marry Marine.Marine is looking for a guy that isn't beneath her.
>>24004167My grandma who lives in some small town in Syria knows about him
>>24004351Wait, so if I start doing a different voice I can block all of my real emotions from coming out? Why didn't you tell me sooner? It could have saved me years of pain.
>>24004467>how to catch a retard 101 I impress myself
>>24004467What compelling evidence
>>24004469miko and her grandma step sister wife idol!
>>24004446Are you seriously still going with your epic 40 year old Marine vs 20 year old Matsuri narrative?
>>24004449How can 3 of those be you if one of them is mine and 2 are from the other anon?
>>24004491That's a lot of adjectives
>>24004492How can you tell Marine was telling the truth in her zatsudans? After all, it's impossible to tell by voice alone when someone is being serious or not :-)
>>24004493terrible editing skills anon
>>24004499Roboco is sleepy
>>24004304Did Marine have a stream with her mother like matsuri?
>>24004472She's literally gay and has no interest in men anyways.
>>24004473You have to go back
>>24004503Sleepy Holos
>>24004469Holo server....Home...
>>24004510Thats racist
Our girl.
>>24004341With how she is I'm 100% she's fucked some loser at a con just to see how it felt
>>24004465>>24004347I can't remember in which stream she said this, only that it was this week.Does someone have a link to the stream where she talks of her family and how she moved out at 18 ?
Noel's Meniere's disease is acting up again...
>>24004513Not really.
>>24004516Which Holo is most likely to have fucked a dude in a con portapotty and why is it Miko?
>>24004473Does your grandma know how to moonwalk?
telling hololive emotions is as easy as telling how fat Okayu is........ the nightmares haunt me
Will they be opening the MC holo server for tourism?
>>24004518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTDQtWKC2c
>>24003683Yeah I don't see this happening. As much as I don't care I 100% know this would be fatal.
>>24004514The pride of /hlg/, Amane Kanatan!
>>24004525Okayu is a sexy fit cat with purple hair silly anon
>>24004523Does Japan even have portyapottys?
>>24004530What a cute boy!
>>24004530Look at her go!Because you can't hear her -- oh wait, that's HER that can't hear...
>>24004501Of course she's lyingeveryone knows Marine is like at least 35 and not fucking 20 like the idiot here says all the time
>>24004534>>24004536https://streamable.com/ovkjaw
Post your
>>24004527Cover should put duplicates of the server up for sale
>>24004528>living alone after high schoolLMAO. Coco is so full of fucking shit. This is why I can't take you faggots seriously when you talk about these stories they tell. She's obviously omitting the part where she went and lived with her boyfriend after high school.
>>24004531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrpJtXVnpU
Noel pads her chest
>>24004531Lying is immoral.
>>24004496sora's a complicated girl
>>24004531Okayu is a fat powerlifter. Korone is helping her bulk so she can go up a weight class.
>>24004546You'd laugh at it
>>24004527China has a separate one I think.
>>24004540Didn't autists already reference her talking about being a teenager when Pokemon red and green came out? Or was that someone else?
>>24004507why do you talk when you have no clue what you're talking about?https://youtu.be/wcX9elTpUBs?t=276
>>24004266>>24004379She's way older than that you retards Watch clips sometime instead of talking out of your ass
>>24004567May have been Korone, who is actually 35
>>24004567Dude if that was true she would be like fucking 35
Which holos are turning crazy enough to mix up their real and their fictional selves?
>>24004528Thank you !
>>24004582Hmmmm it's almost like there's a pretty crystal fucking clear>implicationthere or something
>>24004583Literally Luna. Bitch is literally 30 something and lies on Twitter about how she's in her mid 20s.
>>24004530Tenque I rab yu!
>>24004583Haato, australia has corrupted her
>>24004551i dont know many 18 year old couples that live together
>>24004552That's a good way to get a herniated disc, Aqua
>>24004588I am just gonna believe what she says about her being 28 and tell you and the rest of your little narrativefag buddies to fuck off.
>>24004583Haachama is going full DeviantArt instead of just acting like a degenerateEither that, or she has an iron constitution to act out wanting to see a bunch of disgusting dude feet and then staring at them for an hour
>>24004583Many have already adopted the persona as the person.
I love when Marine goes all feminine and mature
>>24004591Haato has no character, it's all just her
>>24004594Trust me, I know a bunch. Also Kson has talked about living with her boyfriend(s) before. Obviously she had to omit that part because people would get really angry.
>>24004552Poor aqua was really dying here
Marine is 30-31, that is why she is sensitive about her age because she has just passed 30. If she was older or younger she wouldn't be making such a big deal.
>>24004551obviously
PixARK is free right now, do you think it'll become the new fad?
>>24004606You cant act out of character if you are the character
>>24004609I wish I knew how to live alone at that age, not even alone, just away from parents. This is why you don't shelter your kids too much, end up growing up not knowing how to do shit.
>>24004616Did she say she's just barely still in her 20s?
>>24004616>women are sensitive about their ages Perish the thought!
Dozo
>>24004599Stay fucking fooled then retardShe got mad at Matsuri for real so she can't be 28
>>24004583Do they even have a "real" self when all of their social interactions are done based on their vtuber identity ?Imagine someone having all their social life interactions coming from 4chan.What would be his real identity when all he knows is his anonymous identity ?This virtual identity would be more real than the real one using fake masks to fit in society.
>>24004552offline collabs when...
>>24004594The boyfriend could have been a few years older.
>>24004637Cosplaying as a pirate with Marine!
>>24004632Living alone and being able to masturbate whenever you want and watch whatever you want without your parents bothering you is amazing. I started saving up for a home as soon as I graduated college. Fuck that shit, I hated living with my parents again after I graduated.
>>24004639https://voca.ro/bErBQjz8QDi
>>24004638>She got mad at Matsuri for realno, she really didn't
>>24004088No
>>24004641after fucking corona goes away.the virus is killing all the holos mentally and physically
>>24004501Are you actually claiming that she's always lying?
>>24004634Yeah and that lines up with her being 30-31 because she could probably get people to believe people in real life. If I was a 30 year old woman I would also say I am 28/29.
>>24004652It's fine, Abe has saved Japan and is lifting the lockdown measures now. Even though Japan has tested less of their population than Brazil
there. are you happy now. god damnit. i hate you.
Where do you guys draw the line with the IRL shit and the character? On a scale between the most commited vtuber who 100% commits to her character (essentially never mentions her real life) and Mea (talks about disgusting shit and her real life boyfriend) where do you guys prefer?
>>24004663Hope Japan hasn't forgotten that the 2nd wave of the spanish flu was much worse than the 1st.
>Their real life activities and ages?>I don't care about those kind of things.
>>24004664Noel...
>>24004639>Imagine someone having all their social life interactions coming from 4chan.Been there. Sometimes I felt at a loss of words in my native language because most of my interactions were here, in English.
think for a fucking second about the population rate of japan. its not unlikely at all that Marine just has been using a dildo for her sexual urges for the last 15 years and loves to vent like shes actually had love
>>24004665mea. give me mea
>>24004634That was obviously a lie to cover up the truth.Just read the tone of her voice.
Let's settle this once and for allSeriously I could use some help I guessed on half of these
>>24004668Everyone's basically pretending they aren't going to have the 2nd wave or they are going to be able to control it, even though at this rate it's going to hit during winter during peak flu season
>>24004665Commit to the character 100% if I wanted real life bullshit I would watch normal streamers
>>24004663>mfw holos go to a lesbo dinner party and all die a week later from coronaOh god no pls no
>>24004664my mommies..
>>24004551It's not easy to tell your parents at 18 you want to leave their home when they want to keep you and are ready to pay all your expenses.Paying for a child's expenses is a way to keep him under your control by keeping a link with money and have him rely on you.This is what a manipulative/narcissist parent would do when he realizes his grip on you is weakening.Of course healthy parents want to help their children, but their children would not feel the need to leave the home at such a young age and would accept some form of support if there is no power play in it.
don't reply to the crazy guy who thinks about the sex lives of his chuubas 24/7
>>24004167He's a good artist.
>>24004677This looks like something taken from twitter by an user with rainbow flags on their name.What's next? You're gonna add demisexual and pansexual?
>>24004665As real as possible without telling me about:PoliticsReligionPast or current loversSex life
>>24004682They are young healthy girls, they will be ok
>>24004639>Imagine someone having all their social life interactions coming from 4chan.
>>24004677Okayu is not heterosexual, Korone literally fingered her on stream
>>24004293jesus, those subs are the most cancerous thing ive ever seen
>>24004698Senchou...
>>24004665don't mind the irl stuff but personal stuff should be kept to themselves
>>24004677luna loves matsuri though
>>24004702Where's the clip?
Yay Fubuki! Congratulations on reaching 600k! Wow, nice gacha luck Fubuki! Yay gacha! Yay China! Thanks for not reading our spachas and collabing with Holostars instead, Fubuki! Yay boys! Yay money! Yay memes! Yay Fubuki! Fubuki 好き 好き 好き! https://files.catbox.moe/cko4vf.webm
>>24004677>asexualWhat the fuck.
>>24004689Pekora bf here.Ask me anything
>>24004701haha yea
>>24004701>Imagine someone having all their social life interactions coming from 2ch-5chyou have a tiny brain smaller than haatos
>>24004665Basically this >>24004696
>>24004702https://youtu.be/GDoeDengkoQ?t=298I think you're confusing the aggressor and the victim here
>>24004429Do the carrots in her hair rot? No?Thats because she changes them
>>24004616>>24004657You are wrong but please come up with your best narrative to disprove this.
>>24004693It's just straight, gay, both, slut, and not interested in sex, anon, not everything is an evil agenda
>>24004714>FBK rolls Mostima twice in a single batch>I have yet to roll her in about 15 rolls nowFucking trash game but good for her I guess...
>>24004717biggest joke ever told good one anon
>>24004637Didn't know I had this fetish until now.
>>24004717Sup bro, why're you calling yourself her bf when I'm her bf bro?
>>24004717Is it true that she makes you wear an eyepatch during sex?
>>24004717>Sugita posts on /jp/
>>24004493how did you unlock the nsfw version
>>24004648Thanks it feels nice to hear a voice from 4chan instead of always reading.
>>24004717how does it feel to have a pet that does nothing besides play video games all day
>>24004730Me and peko daughter
>>24004713I don't have its been posted here before though
>>24004716literally just means they have no desire to ever have sex. they feel no sexual attraction to anything.
>>24004742ok miko you can go play gta now
>>24004717Boyfriend? More like babysitter lmao.
>>24004493>not using Tomorrow
>>24004725Didn't mention an agenda. Not everything is a catalogue of sexual orientations.The only lesbian/bisexual there is Matsuri and the rest don't mention their sexuality. And no, joking with their coworkers means nothing.
When will I be able to donate to our boy kaoru?
>>24004752i love pekora but this comment fucking hurts because its fucking true
Just ordered this and rurudo's book of melonbooks.https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=671772
>>24004677roboco is probably bihttps://youtu.be/qf34vqdf0QY?t=442
>>24004722Okay I remembered wrong, I knew one of them was fingering the other
>>24004755I want to grope Okayu as a joke.
>wanting to date or fuck the holosrather have them be my friend to play games with
>>24004755also japan has been gay before the word gay has fucking existedso much gay
>>24004754>he uses tomorrowenjoy using glasses after you fuck up your eyes
>>24004768This is why you're gonna die a virgin
>>24004762She's just too nice to say no.
>>24004762>Festival immediately broken at even the slightest bit of riposteBless this adorable glass cannon
>>24004677get the fuck outta here. go back to tumblr
>>24004775I am like him i am ok with that
>>24004775when did that become a bad thing
>>24004665There isn't any ideal place on that scale, each chuuba needs to find the approach that works best for them. I'm fine with either extreme so long as they are entertaining to watch, and so far I haven't felt that the amount of IRL stuff they bring to their streams has a very high correlation with that.
>>24004773I already use glasses, dumbo
I have to make a list because my autism forces me to.Streamercore (strong charisma, assortment of skills, personality-centric)-Korone-Marine-Fubuki-Okayu-Mio-SubaruIdolcore (toss up of skills, journey of growth, connection-centric)-Miko-Suisei-Matsuri-Coco-Kanata-Haato-NoelIdol-Streamer Hybrid-Pekora-Aqua-Towa-WatameEveryone Else-I do not know enoughEach category has their merits, but I prefer the idolcore.*personality-centric: content is the personality; universal appeal*connection-centric: content is derived from the personality; specialized appeal
>>24004768Never gonna make it.
>>24004760>rurudo's bookてんQ!
>>24004373She needs to get pregnant so she can breastfeed Shion.
>>24004701>>24004671It's not so bad at least we can have healthy discussions with like minded people which would be almost impossible in the world outside.>>24004719This applies to vtubers to some extent.They use youtube instead of 2/4/5ch but the discussions are similarly based on written messages by the viewers.I feel Watame could end up doing a 24 hour stream if she got a good feeling from her stream and started streaming after waking up.
>>24004760I was going to get Gaou papa's Aqua one... then it disappeared... Now the best I can hope for is scans.
>bunch of hikki NEETs are trying to decipher feminine psychology about covering up their agesDoyle's books has nothing on this shit.
>>24004775>be best friends with holoWouldn't be such a bad way to go out, hopefully before her if anything, but then she would feel the sadness of me being gone.
>>24004728moist mama come to me
>>24004775I'm like him, I just want to hang out with them, and I'm not a virgin.But I bet you are, because women don't like types like you with your mentality.
>>24004791Adopting this Towa!
>>24004669Based
You guys are aware that Haato doesn't really live in Australia, right? Just like Korone doesn't work at a bakery, and Marine isn't really a pirate captain
>>24004796There's only Boomers here, get it right.
>>24004792why do you think women need to be pregnant to nurse? have you never heard that women start producing breast milk with just a few months on nipple simulation?
>>24004768Every day I get more and more depressed that I'm not friends with the Holos, playing video games and having fun collabs with them, and talking to them between streams about random things.
>>24004801>and I'm not a virgin.Yes you are.>>24004798Men and women can't be best friends.
>>24004808WHAT
>>24004768Dating means they're your friend that would choose to hang out with you over anyone else outside of their own family. The sexual stuff is the added bonus
>>24004808Senchou is the pirate captain
>>24004803Raising her so she doesn't become a menhera!
>>24004808And all the holos are really guys with voice changers.
>>24004724>disprove thisWhat is there to disprove? You posted a random image claiming that someone is a certain age?
>>24004808Next you're going to tell me Miko isn't actually elite and Pekora didn't save the world with Snake.
>>24004808>mixing in a truth with two falsehoodsNice try, retard. I know Korone works in a bakery because she told us that it's the place where she met her ex-husband.
>>24004808FUCK OFFTHIS IS THE CLOSEST I WILL EVER GETDON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME
>>24004807I knew that. I just want Shion to cuck Marines baby out of milk
>>24004796The funniest part is that the person being talked about has their real fucking birthday out in the public
>>24004808ive seen her internet spazz like sheeps shes in fucking kangaroo land
>>24004776saying no is one thing, countering with "is that all?" is another
Peko JAV .Don't open https://streamable.com/odymo7
>>24004796Why is /jp/ like this?
>>24004808Where else would she buy vegemite?
>>24004808>and Marine isn't really a pirate captainIT'S NOT TRUE
>>24004808Obviously those are fake, unlike Peko being 111 and coming from Pekoland. She wouldn't lie to me.
>>24004832The more it replays the angrier she sounds
>>24004768I'd like to take Pekora out on dates regularly where she can unwind from a long streamAnd then we fuck
>>24004818They are all Yagoo
>>24004808yeah... Hachama is in Flipland making adobo and sinigang
>>24004832These don't work on Streamable because you have to press play on them unlike Catbox which just auto plays.
>>24004808Aussie here, I had sex with her for 10 dollarydoos and a kangaroo got into my house and ran away after Haachama threw up in its pouch
>>24004828>has their real fucking birthday out in the publicYou're so fucking stupid dude. みかりん lied about her age like when I made a facebook page I lied about my birthday too. Unless her birthday certificate is posted, fuck off.
>>24004216i wish towa would rate your cock, family member
>>24004833>/jp/This thread is 90% /v/ shit.
RRAT
>>24004842>hololive is just a man with severe schizophrenia and a dreamSomeone make a film already.
>>24004725I'm as yurifag as you can be and I find it extremely disturbing that you want to categorize what real people are attracted to
>>24004847Based certificate poster.
>>24004808this is masterful bait, kudos
>>24004839really really really sexually frustrated 26yol lesbbunny
Hey guys I found this exclusive secret image of the REAL LIFE hololive offices.Only open if you're prepared...
>>24004845Catbox saves filenames so everyone knows what it is just by looking at the link
>>24004833It's burger hours right now
>>24004847Marine always tells the truth, I can tell because she says it honestly, everyone else is insincere and lying all the time, I can tell because nobody can tell whether or not someone is being honest>t. marinefag
>>24004858Where's Mel?
>>24004843That explains why she likes to smell her feet...
>>24003051Look at her go!!
>>24004853>categorize what real people are attracted toare you a newborn? people have been doing this for hundreds of years.
>>24004808But then what are those black moving things which she sometimes sees in her room and then prevent her from sleeping ?
>See Peko talking a lot about キングダム>Realize it is a current running anime, third seasonShe also called it; "ぺこらの大好きなキングダム".Is Pekora a fujo?
>>24004865Wouldn't you like to know, fucking stalker?
>>24004808Are you a Canadian?
Cananbros...S THAT MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
>>24004808Yea those "irl stores" haato went too? That was a virtual world she created from scratch. She hides how smart she actually is you know!
>>>/wsg/3482197Mikoti...
>>24004869Oh no the abos got in
Can we agree burgers are the best narrativefags by far?
>>24004870Pekora gives me fujo vibes so I wouldn't be surprised.
Why are doxxniggers like this?
>>24004858Based Yagoo
>>24004877God fucking damnit. Time to hit up the canan general again.
>>24004847So she must be like 40+ years old right?30 is the earliest age to be embarrassed about and she lied about her age 10 years ago
>>24004879にゃっはろー!
>>24004877Based, she needs a psycho like kira in her life
>>24004882Cope harder marinefag, just accept that the person behind your waifu is over 30. It's cool, dude, the sooner you welcome the truth into your life the better it will be.
>>24004877Imaagine playing guitar with those handsHoly shit I'm hard
>>24004869When will Haato sing a Australian song like Waltzing Matilda or Down Under?
>>24004877I was thinking her hands look hot for the past weeks...
>>24004890え?
>>24004819I told you to give me your best narrative. This cop out is fucking weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO0E7Tg0sV0Drawfags, future papa kakage is live.
>>24004877>Those nails>Likes girls and FlareShe lies through her teeth.
>>24004890>Shitposter is so caught up in his shitposting he replies to the wrong personSadly, it is more common than you think.
>>24004677You're delusional, there are probably no exclusive lesbos among holos. A lot of women are bi or at least somewhat bicurious, but even if they prefer women, they'll still eventually settle down with a man, at least in Japan. While many Western homo men and women can get away with pursuing homosexual relationships throughout their entire lives, in more traditional societies llike Japan marriage is still viewed as a mostly socioeconomical arrangement between two individuals rather than some union borne of true love. A regular Japanese woman's mind operates in a traditional framework where she simply can't really imagine not getting married or not having kids at some point. She may "fool around" with girls while young, but at some point she'll make the rational choice to get involved in a stable relationship with a man. Even Matsuri often goes "when I eventually get married" as if it's inevitable.
>>24004890nigga we have all of the moon rabbits info niconico fags got that info long ago
>>24004868that anon is right though, it's disrespectful to gossip about which celebrities might be gay. It violates their right to categorize themselves or to choose not to do so. Fag hags do that shit all the time and don't realize why it's harmful.
>>24004868Then don't do it here you don't need to turn Miko marrying Sora on minecraft some sort of serious defining matter just have fun with it, I think even people on other websites would think you are being weird.
>>24004890You fucking babies keep talking as if being over 30 is bad, I'd take her over some early 20s drama queen any day
>>24004887>30 is the earliest age to be embarrassed about and she lied about her age 10 years ago>"you guys are all NEETs trying to analyze female psychology which is clearly impossible"You're a hard one to pin down, tardo.
>>24004904bullshit and samurai were buttfuckers
>>24004909Based
>>2400490930 years old is when women fuck the hardest
>>24004808https://youtu.be/rbWy1xrwxPI?t=84https://youtu.be/vc8_WGUIl5s?t=21Sasuga Haachama, getting other people to film videos of Australian malls and grocery stores so she can stay in character!
>>24004904there's a lot of lesbians in japan anon.there's a lot of businesses centered around catering to lesbians as well.yeah traditionalfags might still push for marriage and parents might be stupid, but there's no shortage of actual gay girls in gay relationships in their adulthood in japan.its not the 1900s anymore grandpa, times have changed.
>>24004900>using refThat's a yikes from me.
>>24004915
>>24004918Abe-sama...
>>24004865Sitting outside on the dumpster. The only thing keeping her from sinking into the garbage is Subaru who had already been shoved into the dumpster.
>>24004918hes even wrong in the 1900 1800 and 1700's
>>24004853maybe /lgbt/ would be more up your alley, fag. nothing wrong with shipping real people, only tumblr thinks otherwise.
Can we talk about Holo boyfriends now?
>>24004870The live action movie is airing on tv and she's been saying she wants to watch it together on stream for a while now.
>>24004918Okay anon can you stop before you devolve the thread into polshit
it's "/hlg/ pretends we know how japanese society and especially japanese women work even though nobody here lives in japan" hours, huh?
>>24004925I love you Subaru dumpster anon. I just wanted you to know.
>>24004929you seem lost anon do you not know where you are?
>>24004901How is he shitposting? He seems pretty much spot on to me
>>24004933>>24004929Don't reply to /u/shitters. They're all mentally ill.
>>24004930Yes
>>24004922He's doing figure drawing reps, baka.
Marine is a beautiful 31 year old woman, she isn't 40 and she definitely isn't 28
>>24004918Ah, you made me think of the manga where the homeroom teacher works at a lesbian brothel and her student inadvertently hires her.
This is worse than last thread, sugoi.
>>24004917How the hell has she not accidentally shown her face in these IRL videos? I can see that on the shots on her countertops she's using a stick to hold her phone, but that shot of her walking into the store was incredibly risky of her.
why are the gays claiming our holos?
Hololive showed me that women can be autistic too
>>24004936I'm not actually him, I just look up to him.
>>24004904A couple of the holos have a hatred/fear of men that prevents them from forming proper relationships. They'll probably get over it and get married eventually though.
>>24004929I'm not against it as long as you do it in a light hearted manner, getting all serious about it sucks out all of the fun, please understand my point of view we are probably birds of the same flock.
>>24004935I read a lot of commentary on high school relationships in anime, so I have some expertise in the subject
>>24004931So it was like that, I was trying to understand her tweet but I was unsure if the part where she mentioned "同時視聴" meant if she was now able to catch it on time or if she wanted to watch it together with her viewers.So if I understood it correctly she wants to watch it tomorrow together with us after her DQ stream right?
>>24004944ah that one kind of sucks desu. i know what the author is going for, but the characters aren't fleshed out enough to make it work.
>>24004949>worseHow the fuck is discussing the Holos bad? It's way better than off-topic shit. Literally what the fuck is the problem? If you don't like the conversation then change it or fuck off back where you came from, tourist.
>>24004910What the fuck are you going on about?Don't we both agree she lied about her age?
>>24004935inb4 EOP filtered xddd lmao
>>24004935You can read the manipulated man if you want to understand how women think.
>>24004858All I can think about is that sandbag vtuber whenever I see eye bags now.
>>24004950She probably edits out anything she thinks would get her caught. There's a lot of jumpcuts in those vids.
https://files.catbox.moe/68t9rz.webm
>>24004906welcome to the world dude, you literally can't stop people from doing it, I don't know why you'd even try.
somewhere on 5ch theres a bunch of women fanboying over some male vtubers and doing the the same thing we are how does that make you feel anons
>>24004968Please support Akira.
>>24004877>Try using both hands
>>24004960Yeah.I'm not sure if it'll be a members only stream or not though.But the movie is up on nyaa if you want to watch along.
>>24004907no ones doing that though?
>>24004973I hope they are fangirling over Roberu
>>24004973male vtubers are bros so I'm happy for them
>>24004906>disrespectfulWe've crossed that line a long long time ago buddy.
>>24004971everyone would love towa if her voice was always like that
>>24004969still incredibly risky to do, there's a chance she could miss something very minor and get found. Also doesn't help that by filming these locations, some dude could probably track where she likely lives and goes to school. But she probably doesn't have enough Australian fans for that to be a problem.
>>24004971
>>24004973>womenmore like fags>how does that make you feel anonswishing it would happen here so we finally have an excuse to talk about the holostars
>>24004973I should become a male vtuber.
>>24004973I don't think about 5*h at all.
>>24004979I'm a member so that won't be an issue and thanks, I'll definitely download it and watch along. I've wanted to see something together with her ever since I saw that Okayu watched Godzilla with her viewers.Sounds like a nice comfy stream.
why are you like this:4channel bad5ch good
>>24004986I love Towa as she is.
>>24004935Idol fans with lesbian fetish/yurifags will twist things as long as they can tell themselves there's 2 idol girls kissing and in a relationship. Or make everything about them being gay.We've learnt nothing from the stans.
>>24004995>Okayu watched GodzillaWhich Godzilla and was it a members only stream?
>>24004998don't open this, it's a virus that makes you post "Towa . . ."
>>24005000>stans
>>24004677>>24004980I don't see what's funny or light hearted about this you just put them on a list and decide for them what they are attracted to, this is my final reply but I hope you understand my point of view.
>>24004986I prefer her as she is.
>>24004953I really am surprised by how similar we can be. It feels good to not be alone...
>>24004995Yeah, I've actually been looking forward to it.I am a bit worried cause I'm not sure when and where the commercials will be though.
>>24004998Towa...
>>24005001Fuck I honestly can't remember. I don't really follow Okayu but I saw that her fans in this thread were talking about seeing a movie with her.Might not even have been Okayu really, but I'm fairly sure it was.
>>24005002Towa...
>>24005001it was Shin Godzilla I believe
>>24005002don't worry it doesn't actually do anyTowa...
>>24005002Towa . . .
>>24004986Hell no, I love her husky voice.
>>24004877s-she's lonely guys haha she became a chuuba to make friendsshe hates selling her body haha once noel takes off she'll stopshe's putting in s-so much effort it'll be any day now....
most of your idols are virgins or regret every relationship they have ever had. you should feel happy about this anons
>>24004665Don't care as long as they are entertaining to watch.
>>24004942That's just your delusional headcanon based on you being 30+I know 28 is based on a fake birthday though, no one is born on christmas.
>>24005001Shin Godzilla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG6gLw-5Hw4
>>24004998>>24005002Towa...
>>24004987I mean this is the same girl who thought showing her dad's work video to the world was a good idea. Her decision making is a bit irrational.
>>24004858powerful...
>>24005012Good point that might be a bit hard to keep track off since I assume they can't stream any audio either.I'm sure she'll give some kind of reaction when a commercial starts but it'd suck to get desynced.
>>24004881Its the only thing that entertains me through dead hours
>>24005025>no one is born on ChristmasExcept for, you know, that one guy.
>>24005007>decide for them what they are attracted toyou're actually delusional if you think that's what's going on here. that anon even said they were mostly guesses. also fun fact, no one can decide anything for them, most of the people on this site can't even speak the same fucking language. get off of your high horse.
>>24005027Nice, thanks.
>>24004971menhera-sama...
>>24005018
>>24005000back to pol with you
>>24005023>being happy about their lonelinessYou don't really like them, right anon?
>>24005014It was Shin Godzillahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG6gLw-5Hw4
>>24005048>>24005027based Anno
>>24005002>>24005018Imagine a virus that replaces every T press with Towa...
>>24005038Jimmy Buffet?
>>24004997https://streamable.com/wf10l7
>>24005033Oh no Korone is going to die of smoke inhalation! She never should have shared the kitchen with Haachama!
>>24005025>no one is born on christmas.you fucking dumbass, just because it's weird doesn't mean it's impossible
Do you think Coco parents stop speaking English to her after moving to Japan?
>>24005053I wish there was a virus that replaced me with Towa...
>>24004998https://files.catbox.moe/a7njzs.webm
>>24005053I mighTowa... have a biTowa... of an issue wiTowa... h my compuTowa...er, anon...
>>24005047i love them thats why i am telling you how they feel to make you feel like shit
>>24004998トワ。。。
>>24005007You want to know better someone you spend more time with.Didn't you do this in school, when you saw a classmate being constantly surrounded by women and imagine he was gay ?This wouldn't hurt the concerned person because he either would really be, or he don't hear you talking about it.
>>24004996Who the fuck is saying 5ch is good?They are braindead marineniggers that believe her lies and even think she's 274chan is also fucking shit though for the exact same reason but at least we got some sensible people here
>>24005059how do you know her parents spoke anything other than English?
>>24005053Towa...owa...
>>24005023Anon you have no soul
>>24004975She's a good girl
>>24005038kusa this fuckin idiot still believes in Santa
>>24005062chotto one matte. that's the wrong file!
>>24005039just don't make lists
>>24005058The hospitals are closed on Christmas, dummy
>>24005056You seem to forget the time she singlehandedly set a kitchen on fire because she wanted to see if she could light a candle with a butane torch.
My uber driver just pulled up in this...
>>24005023I just want them to be happy!
>>24005082I don't
https://files.catbox.moe/ud1pt3.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ubp4g.webm
>>24005080I was talking about Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau, of course.>>24005077meme response
>>24005085I hate being reminded that Haato's character design is actually hot.
>>24004877I'm surprised she can use a keyboard with nails that long.
>>24005045What the fuck does that post have to do with pol?Anyone that disagrees with you rabid yurifags is pol now?
If you switch places with Haato, do you think you could learn japanese faster than Haato learned english?
>>24005097I too am surprised at how women manage. It feels like when that happens to me, my ability to play decreases by at least 30%.
Mikochi
>>24005090stupid devil i love her
>>24005053Towa...haTowa... would be greaTowa...
>>24005090super cute towa
>>24005099everything they don't like is either /v/, /pol/, or /vg/
>Got into hololive because I thought they were funny>End up being worried for their mental healthI'm quoting humanity btw
>>24005102Good thing she isn't particularly known for her gameplay.
>>24005071because they are japanese
>>24005090Can't wait for her cover tomorrow!
So according to 5ch (at least as of a few hours ago) the general consensus is that Watame probably hates Luna with a passion.Apparently Watame was trying to get all the other hololive girls to refuse to do collabs with Luna from now on.
>>24005053>>24005061a virus that makes me towa's family member forever so i can live the rest of my life with her!
>>24005101If Haachama is slowly forgetting both her japanese and english, what language is she using to shitpost when she is not streaming ?
>>24005101Probably not. I'm equally as retarded as her when it comes to studying and there's more english on the internet to be exposed to than Japanese.
>>24005090https://files.catbox.moe/k56ov7.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/cpc0de.webm
>>24005099>We've learnt nothing from the stans.10/10 haato is a nobel prize winner compared to you
>>24004877How are girls supposed to massage the clam with such long nails?
>>24005101No chance, I'd be too busy smelling my feet all day
>>24005116>So according to 5chWhy are narrativefags like this?
>>24005116Laziest narrative ever.
>>24005113She's literally known for one reason only. Well, two reasons. And it's actually her roommate who's known for those reasons.
i bet shion is pretty in real life
How many chuubas actually went to an all-girls school?We all know their careers started with them getting dumped by Kawasaki Chaddo-san when they reached the age of 20 and that's why they're trying to embrace the manless lifestyle of idoldom
>>24005120Filipino
>>24005120Tagalog
>>24005116Does Watame like anyone
>>24005116Makes sense. Luna is pretty much unlikable in any way possible.
>>24005120Finnish
>>24005118Welcome to the family, son.
>>24005053WhaTowa... is wrong wiTowa...h you
>>24005142herself
Where the streams at?
>>24005135Can someone still be pretty if she's 145 cm?
>>24005137MarineHaato Noel Maybe PPT?As far as I remember
>>24005142Rumors say she's actually pretty friendly with subaru because she isn't threatened by her voice.
>>24005114that doesn't mean they speak Japanese they could also be mutes or mimes
>>24005126What do stans have to do with pol, retard? You seem so familiar with it maybe you are the one that should go back there.
>>24005110Don't forget /biz/ (gambling addicts) !
>>24005127Very carefully
>>24005142She likes me.
>>24005036I was thinking about trying to find a livestream of the tv channel itself, since I know people do that for other things like to watch anime and stuff. https://mov3.co/en/ntv/I think this is it, but I'm not 100% sure.Either way, hope we can both enjoy watching with Peko, anon.
>>24005145She's garn ta use strayan, moight.
>>24005144That's a really smug Luna
>>24005159Mikochi...
>>24005142>hates Kanatan for doing better than her>hates Luna because she gets a lot more collab>stabs Coco in the back after leeching off of her since day 1>hates Towa which is a given
>>24005101I'd like to think I could, but I probably couldn't.
>>24005116god I wish this narrative were true
>>24005154Yes, what does her height have to do with whether or not see is pretty?
>>24005103sleepy mikochi
>>24005137>idols>manless anon...
>>24005058Ok sure but it's still an obviously fake birthday because she is older than that
>>24005135Shion seems like the most basic of the girls honestly, not too geeky and not too normie perfectly balanced.
>>24005101If I exchange places in Haachama, I'd be a Filipino.
>>24001758Does this count?
>>24005172>>hates Towa which is a given
>>24005163I had that thought as well since I do know a lot of sites stream the Japanese TV network online, and it would be by far the easiest way to stay synced even if it guruguru's.Thanks I'll dig some myself and see if I can find out which channel it will be on.Hopefully we both can enjoy it without hiccups.
>>24005036Wish streamers would put up a blurred thumbnail in the corner or something so it's easier to tell which scene they're on.
>>24005118https://a.pomf.cat/xmwewq.webm
I bet there's still faggots here that think pekora is not genuine
>>24005195She genuinely loves money
>>24005159>GTAV gambling>Konosuba gacha>Dream Club gambling>Shinymasmikochi is spiraling out of control!
>>24005195Don't drag pekora into your shit.
>>24005188Aki...
>>24005194>https://a.pomf.cat/xmwewq.webm>When you're so mediocre you have to over-enthusiastically react to anyone who gives you attentionTowa...
>>24005202Was there any control to spiral out of in the first place?
>>24005116How would this narrative fit with Watame's personality who does things based on how she feels more than planning, and ends up doing Watame no utas on 6+ hours minecraft streams mixed with zatsudans ?Why are there so incompetent ?The reason memes and narratives work and get spread is because they are based on truth.You have to understand someone enough if you want to shitpost efficiently.This is what Towa meant when she said she liked her antis as hurtful comments can only come from someone who knows her enough.
>>24005195She genuinely loves bullying Aqua
>>24001604>i want to fuck the baby it's awwwright
>>24005155Marine and Noel are lying about that, they did not go to one
>>24005155PPT did.
>>24005208Rent free
>>24005207Anything interesting there to see on her desktop?
>>24005210you gave a point
>>24005203i could post it all right now anon dont make me
>>24005207>>24005188god I love her
>>24005214It's literally impossible for anyone to bully Aqua, she recoils with extreme violence against the slightest provocation
How does Haachama collab with other V-tubers, for example the 3D collab with Matsuri, if she lives in Oostralia?
>>24005101>Dad knows English>Sister knows English>Currently live in a English speaking county>Go to an English speaking school>Live with grandma and other family members that only speak EnglishHow can Haato be this bad?
>>24005222Miko actually died falling down those stairs and that was the branching point into an alternate time line we're in where Fubuki gets no supachas and Watame goes to jail for loli crimes instead of Matsuri.I mean Festival
How is it humanly possible to coldly construct every facet of your personality and behavior like Rushia does
>>24005229She comes back to visit, presumably during school breaks>>24005221The only thing interesting is she's a filthy desktop-file-saving casual
Under 50? I'm proud of you guys!
>>24005221maybe if you're interested in aki herself as a small time game devit's mostly her work stuff, so i assume she has 2 seperate PCs
>think up a good shitpost about mariSHIT>have to save it for the next thread because it's going to get a billion (You)sjust you wait, you salty bitch
>>24005222Imagine there were people who thought that Miko would topple down Ai. Haha.
>>24005229Maybe airplanes exist
>>24005236Just be born a woman.
>>24005234hololive is yagoos daycare for retards
>>24005236Ask every Twitch thot and e-girl ever
>>24005235are we just apart of miko's dreams>>24005242i believe mikochi will topple my flag!
>>24005127not that you would know, but many women use shower heads to masturbate
>>24005241It's going to get ignored and you'll be disappointed
>>24005153There are no streams only narratives
>>24005251Based
>>24005251miko is a retard staring into a snow globe and all of us are in her imagination
Okayu...
>>24005243So then she could live in Japan and simply visit Australia
>>24005256ignored? but anon, you already replied to it
>>24005241>mariSHITI can already tell you're a low grade shitposter.
>>24005262im blessed for this dork to think about me
>>24005116but she and haato collabed with her...
>>24003343https://files.catbox.moe/i0zhb5.webm
>>24005241pekorafag your girls gay as the one you hate
When you think of idols you hate, does it ever give you fetishes for something you normal don't like?Recently I've been imagining myself with Subaru. I don't care for her, but she becomes infatuated with me and would come up to me every day to beg me to go out with her, giving that innocent smile of hers whenever I tell her no and saying "I'll see you tomorrow then".Eventually it would wear me down and I'd agree to go out with her. I'd take her to one of those escape room stores and we'd have to spend the next hour working together to solve the puzzles and escape. However before going in I'd make sure to slip some laxatives in her dinner and pay off my friend who runs the rooms.At first she wouldn't realize what happened and happily be attempting to solve the puzzles and urging me on with that bright smile of hers. But eventually her bowels will start screaming for release, she wouldn't understand why but she knows she needs to get to a toilet immediately. She's hit the emergency button and slam on the door to get out, but my friend will have conviently taken his lunch break at that time leaving us locked in together. Eventually she wouldn't be able to hold it in anymore and she'd desperately grab a trash can to use, begging me to look away. She'd cry as liquid shit spews out of her, wishing she was dead for embarrassing herself in front of her crush.After she finishes I'd walk over and pat her back in an attempt to comfort her sobbing and embarrassed self. Once she starts to think maybe it'll all be okay though I'd dunk her head into the trash can full of her own liquid shit. She'd struggle and attempt to get out, unable to breath in her filth. And right when she gives in and takes in a big lungful of her own sewage I'd bring her back up so she could breath again before repeating the process. Eventually she'd stop struggling, and once she finally gives in to her suffering the bell would ring and the door unlocks as we've failed the room and our time is up. I'd throw a towel on her head and walk her out the back, giving my friend a nice large tip to help with the cleanup. We'd walk to the side of the building and I'd tell her she's absolutely filthy as the feces dries on her face. I'd walk her over to the dumpster, lift her up, and set her down gently on the bags of garbage, right where she belongs.
>>24005222>>24005235But she fell down her house's roof when she was a child and trying to fly.Did she get isekai'd at that time ?
>>24005258I guess the real Hololive was the narratives we made along the way.
>>24005262That would be the best timeline honestly.
>>24005274sheep machine broke
>FBKs twin already banned off youtubetop kek
>>24005263Korone, I know you're hurting, but you didn't have to go this far in making Okayu you're daughter...
>>24005262My only chance being inside a girl, Ill take it.
>>24005278>Subarufag is a bigger degenerate than Haataons
>>24005278You put a smile on my face whenever I read your posts.
I like making dumb outrageous narratives just to get proven wrong and overreact to that
>>24005262I wish this were just a daydream, it seems more like a nightmare.
>>24005286Who?
>>24005286Her Korean sister?
>>24005299>there are still people ITT who think Marine isn't >30
>>24005292Subarufags are either chinks or /d/egenerates
>>24005234She's not even that bad I think she gets easily discouraged and probably doesn't really make an effort to learn further, even when speaking Japanese she If she opened up and just talked to people English she would be way better.
>>24005302*A7X Starts Playing*
>>24005316I remember when they were still good
>>24005278Based スバ虐 poster, I thought I'd never see you again.
>>24005163This definitely seems to be the channel it will be broadcasted on.https://kinro.ntv.co.jp金曜ロードBut I have no clue where to find a stream for it.
>this thread is so retarded they dont know niconico 2channers have already made niconico wikas of every girl they love way back in 2015 showing everything about them
>>24005279yes that's why she thinks she grew up in the virtual world but in reality sora brought her back to the real worldprobably
>>24005320RIP The Rev
>>24005314They're not...Subaru...
>>24005274
>>24005314I thought it was established that they were Uncle Maos
Uno streams always get the best content out of collabs desu
>>24005278Thanks pal, we were just talking about you. Keep up the good work.
Did we ever find out why Flare has N. Korean flags behind her head?
>>24005255Aqua...
>>24005324bakku to za future?
>>24004469Started out てえてえ and ended up wistful on Miko's end when she revisited Shike village.
>>24005315>Narrative, butDo you think she spends any time with (Aussie) friends in straya? Or is her timetable relative to her streams, how often she is apparently ready on discord at any moment to answer someone else calling, etc., indicative of her being a NEET?
>>24005339Most autistic hololive
>>24005339She's anti-humanitarian which is natural for elvenfolk
>>24005329didn't think it was possible for a drummer to carry a whole band
>>24004918gay relationships are a meme unironically
>>24005345Hikki*Obvi not a NEET, excuse my retardation
>>24005326I'm still waiting for Roboco's.
>>24005292I'm not a Subarufag though.
>>24004917If you look closely, at the bottom you can see the shadow of her finger (holding the phone/camera, which makes up most of the shadow)HAACHAMA IS NOT A VIRTUAL GIRL WTF IMMERSION RUINED
>>24005360Don’t hold your breath
>>24003716I wish there were more videos of her extensively speaking in english
>>24005356They were different after he died. Also he wrote a lot of their songs and not just the drums. He was definitely the heart of the band.
>>24005370Don't tell me what to do.
>>24005369her burning herself a new asshole with spicy ramen is not enough for you anon?
So you guys want to discuss Cocos idea of a Hololive house again?
>>24005208actual obsession, you need to spin everything into a negative light. that is sad
>>24003716It's the southern accent
>>24005385Why don't they just go on more trips together again?
>>24005385It will only work if they keep the menheras out.
>>24005208she's genuine and loves her family
>>24005385Why doesn't she just room with Kanata?
>>24005345She said she used to have friends but they moved away, and I think she's just a weird awkward girl. She clearly loves talking to people and being out and about so she isn't a neet but even in her own streams you can see how awkward she can be sometimes just talking about her own ideas.
>Waifu fagging over actual real human beingsman yall scum
>>24005391Trips are expensive
>>24005385Doubt it will ever happen but if it did it would be awesome. I hope they wouldnt get sick of each other from it though.
>>24002364100 posts left, watch Nekoze Punch.Is Aki the most unpopular holo? Not even 100k on her most popular video...
>>24005391They just might soon. Matsuri and Luna's chat stream yesterday shows them planning trips in the future.
>>24005392Impossible, Kanata is moving in and she's a menhera magnet.
>>24005385Hololive Cabaret Club
>>24005385Wouldn't it be awkward to have sex with their bfs in the hololive house?
Put this on your phone as the alarm sound:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3DoyovIJU
>>24005391>>24005392>>24005394>>24005399Like bees to sugar.
>>24005396Thank you
>>24005392It's going to be an empty house.
>>24005396wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
>>24005396Welcome to the idol world
>>24005324The channel should be 日本テレビ while 金曜ロード is the segment I think.I'm just not sure if there are multiple 日本テレビ channels or if the one I linked earlier is the only one.
>>24005407what do you think they do after they go out to eat?
>>24005385Alcoholism is bad Coco.
>>24005409How? It’s not in an audio format
>>24005409>Miko will never physically slap me awake
>>24005410What the fuck are you talking about, anon brings up a decent (if admittedly old) topic and you're acting like it was some kind of bait for (You)s all along. No wonder why this thread has gone to shit.
>>24005090Why do you guys keep using catbox it's so shit
>>24005339I didn't even realize that was the same pattern as the north korean flags. Most people don't really care about that korea.When you search "Korea" in google, it defaults to South Korea.
>>24005400Aki's songs are a lot more experimental than the normal HL basically a VN OP songs or covers. It makes sense they wouldn't be as popular. Also YT doesn't handle the spatial audio correctly on Nekoze Punch so it kinda defeats the purpose of it. It doesn't change as you look around like it does when you watch it wearing a VR Headset.
>>24005385i think it's a cool idea Coco
>>24005278Ah, there you are! I'm glad Subaru still inspires you to practice writing.I don't hate any holos, at most there are some I don't prioritize watching but I think everyone is pretty good. The best thing about them is that even if they're not my cup of tea alone, most often do various collabs and shine there, and I think I 'get' them more by watching that. But I don't really have any fetishes associated with any them.
Holohouse but it's just Kanata and Coco
>>24005427>he doesn’t know bait posts when he sees them
>>24005429Send alternatives
>>24005385She should try to rent a vacation home and try out the experience with a few members for 1-3 weeks first.This is a cheaper and easier way to try it out first.But what she really wants is a replacement of a family with friends from Hololive.It won't get a lot better than her current relations with Kanata and Watame.
>>24005418Ah you are right. My bad, didn't mean to confuse you.
>>24005442streamable
>>24005339That's the flag of Thailand retard. Flare is a Thai Elf
>>24005427we just went over this last fucking night.
>>24005427
>>24005413clearly i like them as people too much while most of you guys just see them as javs.>>24005427the anti-gay hololive fags are worse than the yuri fags.
>>24005397And a house together is cheaper?
>>24005385Imagine you start a new job, and you get along with all your colleagues, but after a few months/years your boss tells you that you should move in with them and live with them
>>24005400As much as I like Aki, ARK is fucking terrible to watch and I don't care about it being just background noise.
>>24005397More expensive than buying a house?
>>24005454Oh shit I made it in
>>24002055>all those 30yr+ third worldershaachama...
>>24005400Aki is just ahead of her time. Nekoze Punch, the elven shit at holofes and everything inbetween is great.
Is Coco more depressed than we intially thought?
>>24005236Rushia was basically the NND version of the Twitch thot before Hololive. She only cares about attention and money. She has no real talent and isn't an otaku. Bitch has no fucking business being a vtuber.
>>24005437It's going to be exactly that 90% of the time.
>>24005474way more depressed than most of you think
>>24005432Aki should get into post rock or create a new genere like post ASMR, maybe she can get away with it and grow her fanbase.
>>24005475Rushia is very talented at what she does though.
>>24005447>locked resolutions>doesn't let you download>clips can be taken downThe only thing streamable is good for is being fast and easy
>>24005475Actually she only has business being a vtuber.
>>24005474Why would Coco be depressed? name one reason
>design an Australian character>make her blond and blue eyedWhy is Japan so racist? Everyone knows that Australia is full of Chinese people
>>24005475autistic pekorafag strikes again
Even Flare and Luna's most popular videos have over 100k views. I think Aki's actually the only Hololive without a video with 100k views.
>>24005485She wants to make a holohouse and needs sleeping pills to sleep (this one was supposed to be a secret for the members)
>>24005278Based
>>24005483Pecor...
>>24005450based colorblind retard
>>24005475I think she's pretty funny at least, have to give credit where it's due
>>24005486They should have made her an aboriginal
>>24005385It's a terrible idea Coco, it isn't going to work.
I like Pekora because of her genuine reactions and commentary. She's just so genuine, you never see her putting on a character or fake personality.
>>24005450anon...
>>24005489Nekoze punch is one of the best holo videos it's kinda sad
>>24005471Aki's singing is legitimately pretty good. I wonder why she doesn't do it as much.
>>24005474It improved a bit since last week when she got recognition for her tremendous efforts by a viewer.I suspect her tendency to overwork comes from a lack of recognition for her efforts from her parents due to being the second child.Getting this instead from her viewers moved her enough to change and decide to stop Asacoco for 1 week.
>>24005504shes not broke yet and called you pigs yetshe will soon though
>>24005507Wish I could experience it in VR
>>24005324Oh, looking at this site, it seems that the one they're showing is actually an extended version?So it probably would be best to find a stream for the channel.
Coco and Kanata wants to start holohouse? Why don't they get married and move in together already?Towa and Aki only collab with each other? Geez why don't you two kiss already?
>>24005452You mean this morning
>>24005315Yeah she's honestly like decent and she's made the huge step to actually be able to cross translate.She sounds good when she speaks slower desu.
>>24005522because the anti-gay anons wont donate to them
>>24005525What is she eating
>>24005515>second child.But she's an older sister
>>24005525sneaky areola
>>24005525Why is she not wearing pantsu? Is this the next fetish?
>>24005522This brat deserves a punch to the stomach
>>24005522Kanata's body and mind belong to Suisei already...
>>24005522Shion stop shipping other holos together and get back to shipping yourself with Aqua
You better behave next thread anons
>>24005522>Towa and Aki KissLiterally the dream
>>24005532cheese fondue
Towa...
Just kill this thread real quick.
big kusa
>>24005541you are trash. you rather the girl have nothing while you have your sick dreams
>>24005532mochi probably>>24005535She probably can't be bothered to put them on most days
>>24005525Haatos thighs...
>>24005522Don't be so jealous Shion yo... You had your chance with Coco