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Do you think that if I construct a shrine to a Leanan Sidhe that I'll be able to motivate myself to write

>>23971994
Just do it.

Mofu envy is a terrible thing

If a devil was after you how would she tempt you?

Would she get you right away or would you be tough to tempt.

What would her faustinian bargain be that finally gets you?

>>23972173
Challenge you to a fiddle contest

>>23972196
That can be arranged...

Also do you think left handedness is a turn on for demons/devils?
Sign of the devil and all that.

>>23972173
What can she offer to a man who has nothing.

>>23972366
They can offer just about everything.
Wether they will actually deliver is a different matter.

I was thinking about getting a dog.

>>23972454
She's a wolf I'll have you know.

>>23972483
How can she be a wolf? Wolves are pieces of shit worshiped by furfags and emos. This is a noble animal engineered by human benevolence.

Anon NO! The other thread is not going to take forever to be knocked off.

Why are mombies so sweet

last thread i saw a lot of people talking about raccoon bullying, curiously enough, i happen to have just something for that

https://pastebin.com/SzDp8K5H

first time posting it publicly
enjoy

>>23972613
because while they might not know much they do know they love you

I don't know if it was this thread's OP or someone else who posted that incredibly cancerous "new thread" spam link, don't do that. This isn't /v/ or some other garbage dump -tier board.

>>23972551
Furfags want to fuck commonly known animals in general and nobody gives a shit about emos since 2000s, what's your point?

>>23972713
Wolfaboos think wolves are just like dogs and go full dindu with them.

>>23972713
This is why you don't feed your kobold chocolate

>>23972745
Wolves are more intelligent and not obedient, in terms of MGs it just comes down to whether you want a sub or a dom.

terrariabros...

>>23972986
Angry cloud and shade are the only good ones

>>23972986
Holy shit, those are great. Thanks for sharing anon

>>23972875
t. wolfaboo/werewolf

>>23972034
that raccoon needs a boyfriend to help her wash and brush her tail to perfect mofu coefficient

>>23972034
Don't worry trash panda, you're still cute!

>>23973052
why are tied down dog/wolf girls so cute?

>>23972034
sauce?

>>23973115
The world may never know.

>>23973154
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fjp%2F1590512362390.jpg

>>23973016
>that C-cup
>"tits for days"
those will only last half an hour, tops. THIS is what true "tits for days" look like!

>>23972986
>Enter jungle
>Get stung by 100 different poisonous spikes
>Get raped by everything in the jungle for the next 10 days
And this is why you brink a ankh shield to the jungle.

>>23973115
Beats me.

Cheshires deserve to be spoiled and loved till they're smug

>>23972647
While i liked the first ~200 lines, the rest of this piece of writing is a major let down. i want a similar premise(city dude with country bumpkin raccoon) but with a good ending instead, because real life already has too many bad endings.

>>23972986
Fuck the jungle monsters

A vampiric Yeti is terrifying

>>23972647
>>23973284
Same. It's OK for a greentext, but the edgelord tone is kind of a let down.

>>23973347
she hugs you to get to your neck

>>23973347
There's nothing like a warm meal.

Chase scene prompt!

>BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_x1vqLA2Qw&t=225s

A monstergirl is on the run, being pursued by an attack helicopter. Just enter the link to pick your monstergirl who is on the run from the attack chopper.

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

So go ahead. Be creative and describe the scenario on how the monstergirl you generated manages to fend off the pursuing attack chopper.

>Da Roolz:

Take a coin and do a coin toss. If the coin is heads, the mamono generated fights off the attack chopper with whatever abilities she has. Or maybe the mamono and the pursuing attack chopper end up in a video game-style arena type area where there so happens to be weapons and ammo conveniently lying around for the mamono to use to fend for herself. Whatever the case, heads means the mamono successfully fends off the attack helicopter, as the helicopter is heavily damage and retreats. BUT the mamono does sustain some injuries and or wounds.

But if the coin lands on tails. Similar just like above with heads, The monstergirl fights back against the attack helicopter with whatever abilities, weapons or tricks she has. But the attack helicopter has taken too much damage and ends up crash landing. The monstergirl you got then decides to check the attack helicopter pilots and try to heal them or atleast give them a medkit or any means of healing themselves up. Or to corrupt them with Demon Energy or maybe flag them with some Mana Marker type of energy so whatever nearby monstergirls within the area attends to them and picks them up, your choice. BONUS: If your post number is dubs, as in the last number two numbers of your post number is the same. The one of the attack helicopter pilots is a female human, a woman.

So go ahead. Share your results guys and gals!

Everybodies favorite undead.

WOCKS ARE--

>>23973710
Wocknormous

>>23973710
Memes

Remove tennegles

>>23973524
>red slime
fuck fighting the helicopter, she's jumping into the first sewage drain she sees. Then it's time for a one-on-one chase with the helicopter's commander who is also the police chief who is also me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys52klZZrAk

>>23973347
>30 Days Of Night but with vampire Yetis looking for cuddlebites

>>23973783
Biters get the bloodbag

>>23972647
>>23973388
would you feel better if i told you i have someone working on a sequel where the raccoon get's the love she needs and deserves?

>>23973671
I've been seduced by a huge titty ochi GF though.

>>23973811
fuck i meant to reply to you too my dude >>23973284

>Anon is addicted to his mamono wife
>By the time his wife gets home from work he would have gone through all of her panties for masturbation
or alternatively
>He can't actually achieve release without the wife
>edging all day waiting for her to come home
Be careful, anons!

Why are some zombies monster supremacists and wear weird red armbands?

>>23973866
Because that not needing to breathe or 'eat' in the traditional sense makes them the superior species.

>>23973866
Zombies are easy to influence and someone is having a giggle

>>23973866
is there any Element 115 near by their graves?

>>23973859
>Anon married to a doggirl
>he reacts to her return the same way a puppy does when its owner comes home
Cute

>>23973927
The neighborhood could probably tell the time by the sound of the two colliding, rushing into each others arms.

how does this make you feel?

>>23972647
Based and rapepilled

>>23973866
>zombies in uniforms
fuck that's hot

>>23973960
Confused.
Am I supposed to lay on her chest or lap?

>>23972551
Okay this thread really deserves to be nuked down, the other one is still alive

This thread reeks of crossboarders

Any good pickup lines to use on muscle monsters?

>>23974082
"Hey......I'm a virgin"

>>23974082
>"hey want to her the most annoying sound in the world?"

>>23974145
That's a pretty universal line.

Here’s a wholesome (WIP) story I am working on inspired by pic related.
Synopsis: Hilarity ensues after Anon meets a half dragon who works at a pizza restaurant
https://pastebin.com/QThUNDfy

>>23974082
>So are those muscles for show or can you use them?

>>23974082
Odds are they'll be checking you out too, so a surefire way of showing interest is to obviously glance at their muscles.

>>23974082
Got good womb muscles for pushing out kids?

pork the dork

>>23974412

>>23974269
Imagine being such a loser dragon you have to work fast food. Prime bullying material
>"Where's your hoard huh? Dragons have a hoard, where is it?"
>Grab her chub
>"Is this your hoard? Is this your hoard?"

>>23974445
DON'T

>>23974445
Anon, even when chubby, dragons are strong.
THat's asking for her to toss you into a lake.

>>23974429
What a simple and friendly looking pig maybe accepting her invitation to go back with her to her stronghold won't be too bad.

Black harpies are cheap, back-alley whores that fuck anything and everything and are most certainly never virgin when they marry.
I wanna marry the sluttiest one myself

>>23973783
Jesus that's a fluffy bush.

>>23975060
Just marry another harpy and make her act like one.

>>23974082
Wanna wrestle?

Don't trust a rabbit from wonderland

>>23975114
I don't trust any rabbit on instinct. They may look innocuous but they have a lust a fucking mile wide.

>>23975114
>Don’t trust ... wonderland

>>23975060
There needs to be more art of this

Monsters with the best legs.

>>23975163
I can't believe I'm saying this, but that tail is too big

>>23975196
There is no such thing as a too big tail. But those piercings have got to go.

>>23975196
I believe you mean it’s perfect.

>>23975133
I'll always trust wonderland girls and follow their request to the letter with a deadpan face never cracking a smile to any ridiculous thing they say

>>23975163
That tail is wonderfully fluffy.

>>23975144
I've been wanting to commission a comic of a black harpy whoring herself out to everyone like that, and then you, the viewer pay for her services as well. Visiting her at the end of the day when she finishes up work to be her last fuck. Doing this for a few days, day1 - blowjob, day2 - anal, day3 - vaginal, and then popping the question if she wants to live with you from now on. Her normally apathetic, dejected self perks up when you ask her. The first time you've seen her smile as she gleefully accepts, and then the two of you walk off into the sunset to live a long, happy life together.

>>23975163
I want to fuck them

>>23975163
that's an awfully big monster for such a small room, must be a tight fit in there.

>>23975233
Sounds perfect if you have money do it.

>>23974368
I wouldn't be able to resist a tall buff monster making moves on me.

Hmmm, yes...all this talk has me thinking about harpies. Can they be trained? No, as MGs in this setting they should already know a thing or two.

Yes...a black harpy or two, maybe some regular ones, a sheep, a squirrel, perhaps a bat.

Good, no...not good. So many women, to have them all be maids and such would require a sizeable home and a fitting rank and title. Would my waifu object? Or would she see such aspirations as a challenge?

>>23975311
I do. It's just a matter of finding the right artist for the right price

>>23974368
Damn, look at those c*m gutters.

>>23974269
Very noice

>>23975163
Pharaoh.

>>23975459
I want a huge, muscled warrior pharaoh that is a cousin of the current, ruling pharaoh.
She'd be the marshal, offer suggestions on military affairs and, be an absolute size queen.

>>23975163
We really need to figure out who has the best of each asset not including Gazer, since she's perfect in every way.

>>23975333
In that case good luck comic artists are hard to find

>>23975477
Would she be the Gamagori to the other Pharaoh's Satsuki?

...I really want a Satsuki style Pharaoh.

MACHO ANAL POUNDING ON A LITTLE FAMILIAR!

>>23975513
Pretty much.
And that is a good look for a pharaoh.

The undead are cold and stiff

>>23975591
That's why it's only appropriate that you fill the bathtub with your semen, and dunk a zombie in and leave her in there for a couple days. Afterwards, she should Wight. Just make sure the kids don't come in and bathe with Mama.

>>23975495
The monster with the best assets belong to which ever monster you love

>>23975459
>>23975513
The more powerful Pharaohs don't even need their voice to control their husbands, they just CLACK their heels.

>>23975648
wew

>>23975591
They make dick hot and stiff, it's a good match.

The computer your Shoggoth wife got for you feels wonderful to use, and she just revealed she managed to get a VR set for you! What kind of adventure will you experience with those goggles on?
Hard mode: not just sex with Shoggy.

>>23975495
Jubjubs probably have the best everything due to Wonderland funtimes

>>23975648
I bet she'd do it just to mess with me sometimes.

>>23975656
they look like kids

>>23975591
Man should be to an undead what Yeti is to a man.

>>23971994
You want to know how to motivate yourself to write? Speaking as somebody roused to stop being lazy by Stalker-kun recently, you need to tap into your anger and your hatred. Let it guide your actions. Stop being a pussy and listen to my legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

>>23975611

>Watching late night T.V
>The time when just infomercials come on
>Suddenly a Tanuki appears, next to a comically large doll box, complete with that plastic window so you can see inside.
>Inside the box, is a slightly confused looking zombie, but she seems happy to be there
>The Tanuki starts talking
>" Do you desire a care-free life? Do you want to have a loving wife who commands powers beyond your reckoning? Do you love a montage?"
>"Then, with just two easy payments of 99.99, you too can buy your Grow-Your-Own-Wight kit!"
>"Just give this little corpse all the loving she needs, and she'll pay you back ten fold when she's a superpowered goddess! It's also, like, gap moe, cause you would have given it to her!"
>" Please call now, operators are standing by!"

Mouse Gang \m/

>>23975667
That's the best kind of undead girl.

>>23975477
>He wants a huge muscle pharaoh
>He wants to be dressed in a light outfit to 'keep cool' that leaves nothing to the imagination with the package he was given.
>He wants to be teased and manipulated until his Staff of Ra reaches its limit.
>He wants to has his Staff worshiped and anointed by the Pharaoh.

>>23975794
Yes.
She believes that every part of her body must be trained and that includes her womb.

Automatons without mouths Yes/No?

>>23975687
I think at this point Tanukis do a better job of matchmaking than Cupids

>>23975776
I disagree.

>>23972034
If a raccoon girl sits on your face, ties it count as wearing a coonskin hat?

>>23975776
but don't you want a whole lot of woman in a wife to cum inside of for eternity?

>>23975843
You don't wear a hat on your face

>>23975818
No because then you can't kiss them or get blowjobs.

>>23975818
Maybe, can you repeat the question?

>>23975700
Would be intimidating, if they weren't all 3 feet tall.

Bunny Cunny!

>>23975816
It's dangerous for you. The more she trains, the more she needs to push her limits. Which means you have to keep up with her.

>>23975877
We've been over this, it's not a single mouse that's the problem. It's the ones you don't see

>>23975877
>he doesn’t know about the big strong rats
Hope you enjoy amazon presses anon

Being a census worker would be dangerous in a monster city and also would be crazy when you are sent to the sewers and learn just how many mice there are

New stuff

>>23975916
And?
You say that like its a bad thing.
I'm going to help her achieve her greatest potential!

>>23975939
>A shadow is cast over you from behind.
>Look up to see a gigantic pair of breasts above your head, blocking out the light above.
>'I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules.'

>>23974082
"WAMPA STAMPA"

>>23975954
Really nice

>>23975951
Just fudge the numbers when it comes to the mice, not like those goody two shoe workers would’ve single long enough to report back over your improper census

>>23975961
No lie I met a Tauren with that name a long time ago in WoW.

Imagine being chained up in a dungeon full of legions of zombies, liches, wights, and dragon zombies and they're all raping you endlessly. Forced to constantly impregnate them, and watch the undead endlessly grow as they give birth in front of you. Being breastfed and drinking vaginal juice for food and being milked by your own children, their mothers, soon-to-be-mothers, and the undead who want to rape. Imagine being raped forever by the dead, being pounced on and humped by zombies, being ridden on by wights, experimented and thoroughly milked mercilessly by liches, and being violated like a animal by dragon zombies. Imagine the burden of sating the undying lust of the undead who refuse to rest and continue to gang rape you. There would be no escape. You are chained up, and getting raped violently by naked retarded pale-green women with thick asses and huge breasts guffawing at you cumming like mindless perverts. You can't tell them to stop because they won't understand you because their only instinct is cumming from your dick inside them. Imagine being doomed to become an eternal sex-slave.

>>23975978
The numbers must be accurate so I'll have my childhood friend protect me while I count mice

>>23975954
She's the church's gym teacher?

>>23975951
You'd just be collecting for your local area, so depending on where you live it's for different monsters. Though almost anyone living in a city would have to deal with gangs of mice and pigeon harpies.

>>23976004
If only

>>23975954
What a sexy priest

Use a hammer to keep Yetis at bay and stop them from pushing ice blocks to keep you from your eggplants.

>>23975997
>You can't tell them to stop because they won't understand you because their only instinct is cumming from your dick inside them.
You could try to dissuade at least one of the more intelligent ones by telling her you'd love to go on a romantic date.

Danish/Norwegian/Swedish Ratas.

>>23976082
The romantic date is behind the pillar that you're chained to. It's where the zombie dragons are breastfeeding the lich babies and being fingered by wights while the lich mothers are hunting down cumflated zombies so they can use their excess semen to feed the more intelligent undead like the wights, etc.

>>23976074
Watch out for those massive Polar Bear Grizzlies wearing cool sunglasses.

>>23975968
>>23976056
Thank you for the kind words anons!

>>23976004
its a special class. Teaches all women some neat things they can to to shape.

>>23976123
>lich mothers are hunting down cumflated zombies so they can use their excess semen to feed the more intelligent undead like the wights
>stealing from poor zombies and giving to the well off wights
For shame

>>23975997
I'd settle for 5 or 6 ghouls

>>23970646

>>23976144
they're not poor if they're hording lots of it.

>>23975997
Replace the zombies with Dullahan and I'm in. I'd also accept this fantasy with elves or foxes instead of undead.

>>23976086
I like muscles and I like Ratas, but jacked viking warrior Ratas are still a weird thing to imagine.

>>23976145
Settle for hundreds of ghouls instead! Remember the feeling of your penis inside a monster's mouth forever!

>>23976173
But the zombies need that to become wights

>>23976181
It would be more fun with dark elves instead of regular elves since they rape and they're also dark-skinned (or it could be my preference on that part). Foxes are evil and manipulative so it would work out well being their eternal sex-slave as well.

Dullahans are a head and shoulders above the rest

>>23975997
>experimented and thoroughly milked mercilessly by liches
Yes please. I'll serve my lich mistress well. Glory to the undead kingdom!

>>23976235
I'm not particularly picky when it comes to the specific flavour of elf, but I do think there's some appeal in getting endlessly raped by haughty high elves who seem to alternate between insulting your "lowly species" and praising your sexual prowess.

>>23976233
that's why they can use you to wight. it's a progression through sex thing. They probably would rather rape you enough to wight instead of hording semen and waiting it out.

>>23975852
Why not first have a cute little wight to pleasure near senseless?

>>23976262
that's right, let them use you to find new ways to lewdly milk you shamefully!

>>23976267
>insulting your "lowly species" and praising your sexual prowess.
That's really hot. Like. REALLY hot.

>>23975648
I would immediately be standing at attention in more than one way

>>23976321
Because a child wight would make sex really weird. She'd probably have no idea how to fuck you.

>>23976255
Sekibanki!

>>23976363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBlLPxb7Etw

>>23975163
Big Hellhounds for big cuddles!

>>23975997
>An entire mini society forms around raping you.
>Liches treat you and make sure you're always ready for the next in line.
>A daycare is formed for those too young to rape you.
>The undead too pregnant or in the back of the line create ways to entertain themselves, with a few books already being written.
>A economy is created, with the currency being places in line or the length of time allowed, with bottled mana for those wanting something more physical to trade.
>Poltical parties spring up, from the traditionalist "Rape Often" party that thinks you should be free use and be work should be done on you so you have to take less breaks, or the "Romanticists" party that thinks you should be given more freedom as long as bed the scheduled undead each day.

>>23973524
>Kunoichi
How FUBAR is this assignment if she’s getting attacked by a helicopter?

>When a warrior monster girl can only join the harem via trial by combat.

>>23975495
I'm not usually a breast guy but...those bunnies look soft.

>>23976506
One of my unusual fetishes are women who are wearing pants and almost nothing on their top

I love liches!

Would a parasite slime queen be one host controlling others through a slime hive mind?

>>23976786
they don't love you

>>23976789
The female hosts are all individuals, but they all share the same slime being

I like Hellhound paws.

>>23975163
Centaurs.

>>23975163
Being trampled by a griffon seems like a good time.

>>23975060
Wrong faggot.

I need a smol fox imouto to do comfy, wholesome things with.

>>23976912
How do you think griffons and other powerful mamono would respond to their husbands requesting that?

Big and plump Apophis rump.

snug bug hugs

>>23977016
Hedonist snake is for good times.

>>23976991
It's pretty easy with griffons, all you got to do is steal stuff.

>>23976986
I also want this but in daughter form, along with her fluffy mother.

New wife picture! Is your wife good in the kitchen?

Oh no, I accidentally came inside an apophis making her pregnant with a clutch of daughterus making her forget about that dumb pharaoh and her stupid crown so when am I gonna get the reward for neutralizing the apophis?

>>23977075
One is Ok, the other surprisingly good at baking.
Comes with being born in wonderland I guess.

>>23977087
As a pharaoh loyalist, you get my gratitude

>>23977041
Snug bug hugs that lead to bug fugs

>>23977087
You find a better picture of your waifu

>>23977075
Of course. It's only natural for a momster to be good in the kitchen. The other one, not so much. But she'd make an effort if it'd make me happy.

>>23977075
She puts me to shame. Nice commission.

>>23977087
>clutch of daughterus
You just shoved the problem back a few decades and made it worse

>>23977107
>offering a condom
Insulting

Axem chibi

>>23976515
now I want a mini-society harem.

>>23976830
Just imagine holding a hellhound's paw

>>23977178
She figures you wouldn't want your young semen going into some old hag's womb. That's when you knock it away and breed her.

>>23977198
I'd rather hold hands with a hellhound that has regular human hands.

>>23977107
>>23977178
>CC ancient evil assumes birth control increase chance of pregnancy

>>23970646

>>23977230
Are you the weirdo who commed art of Hellhounds with normal hands? The big meaty paws are part of the appeal.

>>23977390
I've never commissioned art before. I just don't like paws.

>>23977230
I'd rather hold hands with a dragons BIG MEATY CLAWS

I ship leanen sidhe with wandering scholar.

>>23977523
Isn't that literally canon

>>23977523
>t. leanen sidhe

Will a baphomet ever tell a man her true age?

>>23977562
She looks a bit large for a baphomet.

>>23977585
She was probably kicked out of the sabbath for having actual breasts.

>>23977562
Only if she has to convince him she's legal

>>23977585
oh then she's normal, then!

>>23977562
>>23977609
I don't think she's a baphomet at all. I think she's just a regular goat girl.

>>23977643
That's how they get you

>>23977643
Dude who go that image done said its a teen bapho.

>>23977562
Wendi-chan likes her beer

>>23977075
Her cooking is amazing. Ironic considering she hardly eats normal food.
Apparently she reads a lot, including cook books.

What happens if you combine a parasite slime and a shog parasite slime?

>>23977694
>>23977562
>The reason Baphos are short is just because they are hundreds of years old and they shrink like senior citizens

two way grooming

>>23977721
My wives. Did you mean shog and parasite slime?

>>23977750
>rub and wash you heck wan.
>she licks your entire body in return

>>23977751
Yeah. Do you create some kind of half-eldritch, half-mundane parasite slime? Does it change how it affects the host?

>>23975921

That's a lot of fucking mice.

>>23977689
>Baphomet cheek rubbing
This goes in the upper-tier of adorableness

>>23977721
>>23977783
I don't think they mix at all. More like oil and water.

do dolphins rape humans....?

>>23977798
Yes.

>>23977783
Parasite slime seem pretty bank slate. I could see the shoggoth just absorbing it and taking on its properties. Basically losing its ability to create a body but gaining the ability to infect a women.

Qs for host changes it probably changes the personality of the host a bit more than normal. Perhaps adding q bit my crypticness to how she acts and speaks. Also gives her the ability to form clothese and cleaning utilities.

I wonder what monsters are most likely to dote on human girls they monsterize. Like a mother with a daughter or onee-san with her imouto.

>>23977750
>hellwan watching over very sick child
>hellwan letting child cry into her shoulder after hearing his grandpa passed away
>hellwan pulling child out of the water, even though it's shallow water, she won't risk him getting hurt

>>23977816
I don't think I like rape and aquatic monsters anymore. I heard people can get raped by dolphins.

>>23977838
Succubi are well known. Slime carriers probably become close with girls they infect. Lilim, demons, imps, and devils same as succs.

>>23970646

>>23977835
>bank slate

Worship cats

>>23977922
what's the perks?

>>23977952
You get the pleasure of worshiping them

>>23976986
That fox is too smol and pure for this world.

Grope big monster tits.

>>23977969
pass

>>23977974
What about getting groped by big tit monsters?

>>23978099
Mutual groping is always welcome.

>getting your huge balls groped from behind in the same manner as having big boobs groped from behind with two hands

>>23978184
>Hellhound ever so delicately traces the tip of her claw over your junk sending a tingling sensation through your loins

what's your wife's theme song?
and what species is she?

>Note to self: Being flashed by an eldritch slime may cause frenzy

>first day of your new job
>be riding the train to work
>it's more packed then usual, and a sudden influx of people causes you to pin the shortstack monster in front of you against the door
>you're about to apologize for your crotch pressing against her breasts when you feel a pull on your zipper and your dick slides between two soft, warm pillows
>you look down and see her smiling at you, the head of your dick making a bump at the top of her button-up shirt
>she slides her prodigious chest up and down your shaft
>it feels so amazing, you end up shooting a huge load, making her yip in surprise
>she slips you back into your pants before your stop and slips something in your pocket
>the doors open behind her and she gets off and leaves
>stepping off the train, you check what she gave you
>it's the business card of your new boss

>>23978441
If you impregnate one, do the others spontaneously get pregnant too? Do they share orgasms too?

>>23977075
Consider spats.

I am going to find the most fluffy mofu and drench it in water and gum.

>>23977178
She holds it up, so you can smack it away.

>>23978513
Monster mofu is water-resistant.

>>23978441
fine you twisted my arm ill play it.

>>23978184
>getting your dick milked like a cow's udder

>>23978503
They're signature tomboy apparel

>>23978503

>>23977922
No

>>23978577
tomboy more like bom toy

>>23978561
Mofu, now with hydrophobic coating!
Visit your nearest Mofumart today!

>>23978577
Love the design on this yeti and her choice of spats to wear

>>23978736
You could make bank selling elusive bunyip mana to make those waterproof mofu potions.

>>23977087
You reward is the Pharaoh one of your daughterus is going to give you as a birthday present some day.

>"I must be drunk, because you two look like you're 10 feet tall"

>>23978577
Beware the fit tomboy monsters.

>>23978782
That man did not survive the night

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the louder the thunder, the louder ryu-san is at her shrine.

Guys I think I left my wight in the sun too long

>>23978858
It's a Noonwraith!

>>23978782
>>23978821
Come on, a bruised pelvis never killed anyone

>>23978858
Ghouls are brown so it's not unheard of.

>>23978878

>>23978878
>>23978782
I want a girl that big but I don't like alcohol.
Who is the best choice?

>>23978608
Can the undead sweat? I'll need a taste to be sure.

>>23978577
Tfw no Canadian tomboy Yeti girlfriend to eat poutine and shoot .22s with

>>23977562
I want to wrap that bapho in a blanket and take her somewhere warm.

how do we feel about tengus?

>>23978945
Indifferent.

>>23978938
Fuck shooting .22s, we're going out and shooting .303 and .450/577

>>23978930
It sounds like you could use an ogre anon. Other options include
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Cyclops
>Minotaur
>Holstaur
>Dragon
>Amazoness
Hmm, I'm sensing a theme. I hope you know how to cook and take care of the home, anon.

>>23978945
Currently in the FUCK THEM column as opposed to the GET FUCKED BY THEM column, even though the profile makes them sound like skilled seductresses.

>>23978945
They're not very interesting. Other birds have what they got and better.

>>23978945
Dumb Crows in silly hats.

>>23978945

I love Aya

A dark mage that stalks you in public ready to cast hexes and curses on disgusting sluts that come in your way and tries to wear nontraditional clothing but sticks out due to her strange taste in clothing

>>23979028

>>23979069
>American Shadman

>>23972173
I just got off work and am sorely dissapointed about the lack of devil worship in this thread.

>>23979076

Is Aya made of rubber? That's a massive egg

>>23972173
>Devil trying to get a guy to sign her contract
>He knows it's a marriage contract
>Thanks to his low self esteem he refuses because he thinks he'll only make her life worse for being a part of it

What's the demons next step?

I warned you about foxes, bro! I told you, dog!

>>23970646

>>23979137
the twist is that she is the bartender

>>23979116
she stretches herself with your cock every hour, every day, before egg-laying!

>>23979161
The twist is she ties him up and has some FUN

>>23970646
Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof!

https://youtu.be/aIgaKehraJc
>tfw you will never fight the forces of darkness with your demon waifus

>>23979186
i'll need some sauce as validation

>>23979253
That's okay. I'd be a little busy doing other things with them.

>>23979272
Fucking find it yourself. Relatively freshly translated of the #1 foxy whore.

>>23979289
breddy gud, but
>rimming
who is into this?

>>23979350
I am.

>>23979234
Would Shoggy read her master the greats of American literature/media to lull him to sleep the way Kiki would do with Russian literature?

>>23979350
Foxes who like tricking poor little human boys, evidently.

>>23976515
Order propoganda time
>This is a message from the high priests
>A bounty has been placed on the city of everdead
>your mission is to destroy the power source of the city
>He is a human male who is forced to copulate with monsters against his will 24/7
>When you find him you are to kill him for if he is to leave the city the spells keeping him alive would cause him to rapidly age and turn to dust before your eyes
>Payment for successfully completeing your objective is 100,000 gold coins

>>23979123
That's a tough one,

At first she would keep trying to tempt him thinking that he is playing hard to get.
But then she stops her temptations and taps into her great grandmother luci's angelic roots, exhibiting great patience and kindness as she builds up his confidence and self image without any magic or trickery just pure love.

>>23979471
For the price of 3 million, I will accept

>>23978956
I wanna go innawoods with my SKS and my Yeti gf!

>>23979123
>>23979480
>She draws out a new contract
>It's a brutally honestly listing of every single one of his flaws and negative points
>It ends saying that she will always love him even with all of his flaws. That he's not a perfect man but he is the man she wants

>>23979350
Me

>>23979350
I love the idea of anal but I don't want to go anywhere near something that poop comes out of.
Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.

>>23979577
mindflayers are superior biologically to humans and have no need to use such primitive bodily functions for waste disposal.

>>23979577
>Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.
Yeah, all of them.

>>23979577
>Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.
That's all of them actually.

>>23979623
>>23979624
Was there a bit of lore I missed or something? I know most monsters can live on spirit energy but the ones that eat a normal diet will surely have to expunge waste.

>>23976798
Why'd you have to remind me?

>valkyrie finds a young boy overflowing with power
>excitedly takes him on a journey to train him into a hero
>he's actually an incubus, and being around a beautiful woman 24/7 eventually becomes too much for him to handle

One of the many benefits of being a pet is that you get to lick sweat off of your mistress!

>>23975657
I’m going to play Half-Life Shoglyx and take down the Coombine

>>23979655
Wouldn't that just turn her into a Dark Valkyrie. Either way I think a Valkyrie could tell the difference between a human and incubus.

>>23975657
Subnautica. I love Subnautica.

What abomination have we created

I'm gonna be the teacher's pet to a nice Valkyrie

>>23979691
>Pet
Strange name for a beast that partakes of your body
Seriously, all my M-dom fantasies invariably involve licking women, usually the upper body and especially the neck and limbs.

>>23979730
Eh...4.2/5 on the difficulty level. More of a joke boss.

Now a Hellwock might be a problem.

I want to go questing with my waifu...

>>23979730
>>23979768
Hell-Alice
Hellcore
Hellshire Cat
Hellcat
Hellcelomeh
Hellshi-Oni
Hellgoth
Hellmora
Hellkuen
Hellmaton
Hellphomet
Hellzer
Hellcap
Hellim
Hellmi-Osho

>>23979807
What kind of quest? I'd go looking for sacred relics with my nun wife.

>>23979807
>>23979827
I like the kind of quest where you're asked to do something really small and to do it someone else asks you to do something really small and to do that someone else asks you to do something really small until the whole thing turns into an epic chain of small favors.

>>23979807
I want to go on an adventure with my harem of monster waifus.

>>23979807
go into a cave full of horny goblins with her!

>>23979577
Anus presentation is my fetish so they need to have them

>>23979846
Ah yes, the "One Small Favour" quest.

>>23979827
Sacred relics, huh? Yeah, something like that sounds a bit right. Sacred, cursed, lost, forsaken, etc.

>>23979811
I want a Helsnek

>>23979846
>"Could you help me? I need a potion from the local alchemist."
>"Sure, I can make you a potion, but the farmer has my supplies."
>"I'll get the alchemist her supplies once I get Earl to stop stealing my honey!"
>"I'll stop stealing his honey if you can find a cheaper seller than that cheapskate."
>the first person who as for help was a bee girl

>>23979862

How would you react if your wife straight up said to your face "I'm going to rape you."?

>>23980004
>harem activities now
>but she's the only one under the table
She could at least get one of the others down there if she's gonna suck me off.

>>23980044
>You can't rape me! I consent!

how does a hellhound change after becoming a mom?

>>23980044
Pat her head and call her a good girl.

>>23980044
OH NO YOU AIN'T
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY... POLE POSITION!

>>23979811
Hellcat with 717 horsepower and a 6.2L V8?

>>23980069
Exhaustion

>>23980044
Laugh as I pick her up, throw her over my shoulder and carry her to bed to show her what a proper rape feels like.

I want a Hellhound girlfriend

>>23980107

Don't leave skidmarks on your waifus soul, anon

>portals open
>monsters expect human men to initially be put off because of their appearance
>stunned to find so many rushing to become their husbands
>"Y-you're not weirded out by my horns, tail, or wings?"
>"Nah, I've always wanted a succ waifu."
>she doesn't know what that means, but at least she got a husband?

>>23980044
Can't rape the willing.

>>23980133
nah son, that's pussy shit
now listen to this, Demon doing 840 brake horsepower with a 6.2L V8 that goes 0 to 100 in less than 2.3

>>23980250
well if there is one good thing about not being sure which monster you like you won't be disappointed with the first monster you get

>>23980319
>Day of the rape
>Monster grabs a guy
>He asks if he can have a beast girl instead
>Monster is now visibly confused

How do schools make sure they keep secret sabbath members from infiltrating and stealing the shotas

>>23980365
Wouldn't sabbath members be more interested in older human boys? Seems kind of silly to call someone who looks the same age as you 'Onii-chan.'

>>23980420
Maybe they want a permanent status of childhood friends.
And I'm pretty sure every monster would mind catching a boy young and watching him grow up into a man to devour.

>tfw you will never shove a wolf girl's face into your crotch and watch as she goes into heat just from the overwhelming scent of your meat

>>23980319
But what if I am picky?

>>23980440
I'm sure there are also monsters that would rather he stay that way and devour him immediately. Looking at you, dark mages.

>>23980446
>Every morning you wake up to a wet crotch
>When she sleeps her head inevitably finds its way to your crotch. Then she starts drooling.

>>23980446
take a shower

>>23980487
>wake up one morning to find her face down in your crotch and her crotch in your face
Do you wake her up normally, or do you "have breakfast in bed?"

>>23979846
>Hey dude, go get us some snacks, will you?
And so it begins...

>>23980420
they could also try to steal the male teachers

>>23980535
Depends on whether or not or if her grip on your pants is too tight to pull them down and if you have to go anywhere.
She's not a morning person. When she wakes up she'll just wander off in a half confused daze looking for food, but if she wakes up and the first thing she sees is your dick she'll instinctively start sucking.

>>23980544
is she winning?

>>23980610
>Werewolf has several inspirational posters like this in her home

>>23980759
Of course she is, they're playing split-screen co-op!

Tell me about foxes

>>23980841
My dad met a baby fox today, or so he claimed.

What if you got raped by a succubus while sleeping and didn't even know about it and then had sex with your unicorn wife?

i for one welcome our monster overlords
we should be glad that they see us fit to use as breeding studs
not to mention we're weak and powerless, they won't come after you if you've already got a wife you know
so go out and get FUCKED by monsters, it's for your own good!

>>23975060
If I didn't know better I'd say you were a tengu falseflagger.

>>23976355
He's a pedo, anon, they're a different breed.

>>23980963
Day of the rape could be fun. Race against time to get "raped" by a monster that you'd be most comfortable with, before the more violent ones get you. Or just fight to keep your virginity intact for as long as possible, compete with your friends by comparing your score on the leaderboard!

>>23981011
Honestly. I prefer the idea of a subversive take over. Using back handed tactics to gain control.

>>23980963
But I don't care about sex. I want to cuddle more then fuck.

Use the appropriate bait when pursuing your prey!