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i want to fuck the dog
I must fulfill my destiny and impregnate Coco
COCO....COOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>23943142>Sleep during Haachama's and Papachama's>Video is privateDid shit go down?
I will marry Matsuri and make her happy.
I no longer fucking hate this bitch, she's alright
>>23943142Oh! Thank you for using my drawing as the OP.
coco obviously does not post here and even if I was you would be able to tell right away because of her broken english
Aqua...
>>23943156I can't believe Coco hates trannies...
>>23943158Hi Coco, play Apex with PPT and Towa
>>23943153Haachama revealed her sugardaddy on stream and got doxxed. He is fucking her right now to cheer her up before she goes back to school and gets coronovirus
>>23943153Haachama's sister and mother disowned her. She's stuck in Australia until her father can take a break from teaching in the Philippines to rescue her, which won't be until 2023.
https://youtu.be/P7nMP4udchMWho are actually IRL friends besides PPT and Coco?
blessed OPhttps://streamable.com/89fgoh
I want to marry Pekora!
Magical Banana!
>>23943150her performance was cute
>>23943153she doxxed herself
So these two are going to Hawaii together? Guess I better take a trip at the same time and test my luck
>>23943147https://twitter.com/Eiserne_/status/1264545817198686208?s=20
>>23943167MikoPeko
>>23943158Coco speaks perfect English, she just wants to be Japanese so badly that she pretends to be bad at English.
>>23943156based coco converting the antis
>>23943168I really want to touch her ears holy shit
https://files.catbox.moe/0b53tr.mp4is artia based or cringe?
https://files.catbox.moe/2aagxu.mp4
>>23943173Never. Girls make plans like that all the time. They very rarely follow through.
festival saving hololive
AHEMhttps://files.catbox.moe/q6u1dg.webm
>>23943171
Your yubisHand them over
>>23943168Wake me up, when the indie kusoge ends.
>>23943185The graduation trip is usually a big deal though.
do you guys agree?
>>23943156>Gets a big red SC>Coco please say "Geneva Conventions">She ask what is that while she blows to hell a hospital.
>>23943197twitter zoomers pls go and stay go
https://files.catbox.moe/fupq21.webm
>>23943166https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1264531578824257536
Even the anti thread loves duck!
>>23943189Our girl.
>>23943167okakoro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoZi1qO4VhIMatsuri kicking dead hours to the curb.
>>23943192https://a.pomf.cat/knlvia.webm
>>23943197Just IMAGINE the disaster if they hire SJWs and trannies.
>>23943197sorry, I'm a grown-up
行きたい... 人間の... 世界へ...
>>23943189Resubscribed
>>23943214Just IMAGINE the disaster if they hire us...
>>23943153Didnt really watched the stream and was assuming papachama was Haato's artist and was wondering why people is doxxing her artistThen shits going down the minute I came back in the thread
The pride...
>>23943197Absolutely. I hope the Japanese fans weigh in as well.
>>23943213Shame she never streamed earlier when Luna was on. Silly cheerleader.
guys I have just woken up and I had a nightmare in which Yagoo hired an SJW and a trannyplease hug me
>>23943213festival is for marrying and making happy
i've decided that aqua is my hologf nowso back off!
>>23943235No because that would be gay
>>23943222Those are the best disasters though
>>23943222Trips confirm. We'd crash it with no survivors.
>>23943233she wasnt feeling well so she slept instead of doing a late night streamI hope she is feeling better!
>>23943212
>>23943189I am gonna membership
>>23943197Who cares?
>>23943189HOLY BASED
>>23943236Yes.
>>23943197I do but jews always win anyway so we'll have virtual pronoun parties in due time, c'est la vie
why are you shouting at 4am...
>>23943246she didn't say "hey guys" last time :(
we still have room for anons cute fanart's!https://aggie.io/ssocxurohe
>>23943238perhaps it would be okay if I imagined you were my mommy
>>23943222Drunk streams all day, Aki finally can have a beer-rival
I want to pat Mikoti so fucking bad
>>23943242Was getting hired part of your plan?
>>23943257Fine, I'll hug you on the condition of both of us stating no homo and you do your reps.
>>23943189Coco did an oopsie
>>23943167PPT and Suisei.
>>23943259she was shinning so bright during a-chan's set
>>23943153Check the archives
>>23943197The best pronoun is [character name] though.
>>23943256Super cute. Really like the Aqua one.
>>23943252holy shit matsuri turned herself into a tempura wtf
>>23943211>>23943227Shit, I can't tell if I got in first.
>>23943205
>>23943162everyone hates trannies people just pretend to tolerate them since they're annoying af
>>23943254Imagine being Matsuri's neighbor, hearing her screech at all hours of the night through the paper thin walls of the poor sector of Tokyo (because all her money goes to supachas) waking up at 4am thinking she may be getting raped or murdered and its just her reacting to video games or stalkers like lyger in chat
>>23943256These are adorable!
>haachama turned me into a footfagI HATE THIS
>>23943225Is she having an asthma attack? W-why is she making that face..?
Ha! Now that nobody else is streaming you faggots have no choice but to watch Matsuri!
Someone post the "hey guys wake up".
>>23943248Fuck off, Artia.
Matsuri please...鼓膜ないなった
>>23943291You now have one more thing in life you can enjoy, anon
>>23943292>asthma attackYes, after having pleasured old men all day
matsuri...think of your neighbor...
>>23943269yeah, even tough DJ A-chan was the main attraction she completely stole the show with Sakurakaze and seeing the chat filled with sakura flowers made me tear up a little
I had to switch to my headphones because it's 3:16AM here.
How many hours a week does a hololive work on average?
>>23943197If they hire a pronoun, then there'll be an immediate wave of abandonment followed by a slow drain as people start to realise what giving a pronoun power means.
>>23943310i really enjoyed a-chan's set, miko and azkii hope more holos get the chance to perform like that
>>23943314>work
>>23943305Ah right, of course! I bet she pleases lots of old men with her nice singing and stylish dance moves!
>>23943314It depends. 0 If you're Mel.
>>23943307It's almost morning on a work day at least.
>>23943314Average is probably an average work week because some of them stream 12 hours a day and some of them stream 12 hours a week.
can i get the quick rundown of lyger
>>2394331450 if you are korone
>>23943291I've never been into feet but if haato was my gf I'd be willing to try it
>>23943314it really depends some are pulling like 80 hour work weeks and dont take a single day off and then you have ayames boyfriend who streams 4 hours a week
>>23943314That's a hard question to answer because we don't know how much off-stream night work they're putting in for daddy Yagoo.
>>23943291why resist? its a pretty nice fetish to have
>>23943317Ditto. I was really looking forward to VILLS
Expectation: licking haachamas feetReality: haachama wants to lick my feet
>Coco hates tranniesDoes anyone unironically believes she doesn’t post in these threads?Nobody can be this based naturally.
>>23943331Only Marine does that. Why do you think she sometimes stream only 2 hours.
>>23943156Coco was always based. Remember that.
>>23943343How does Georgia feel about trannies?
>Your favorite holos will one day retire and you will never know what happen to them after nor will you ever hear their voices anymore.
>>23943350What if I don't take my everyday life for granted? Anxiety is a result of that isn't it? Why go to sleep when you wake up and everything could be in ruins?
>>23943350Not if I retire my life first!
>>23943350>implying I'm going to live that long
>>239433502nd part not true for my girl~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-q5aJm0UJELove Matsuri.
Support Towa!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20New song soon™
>>23943340Trying to imagine how she'd bring up wanting to do that - embarrassed? forceful? horny and incoherent?
>>23943367He definitely had a Love Festival in her butthole.
>>23943350I remind myself of exactly that every day.
>>23943350I hope I have a solid reason to live by then.
>>23943375She would use her tard strength to restrain you, and forcefully lick your feet without consent
>>23943377If that were true she never would have akasuupa'd Hoshikawa
>>23943381YAGOO is literally a saint.
Matsuri? More like fucking banshee.
>>23943379>Still decide to join Hololive even with her disease because she loves singing so much and wants to spend it all doing what she lovesIt hurts Kanatabro
Towa unironically has the best eop audience.
>>23943388got her
>>23943379
>>23943182
>>23943392Who has the worst?
man imagine how awesome if you have flare as big sister
>>23943389Is she going to die?
>>23943350>You will one day die and from that point on you will never know what's happening with anything Think about all the cool shit you're going to miss.
>>23943403Korone and it's not even close
>>23943392Well, at least they pay.
>>23943403Korone obviously, just look at the thread everytime she's live
>>23943343Coco is the one always sperging out about Discord trannies, it all makes sense now.
>>23943403Suisei
>>23943403Haato. Haato English streams are a nightmare.
>>23943392Why does she even have an eop audience to begin with?
Should I cut my membership to Matsuri if she's just spending that money on Hoshikawa?
>>23943407>>23943410agreed and its not just the EOPs, shes also enabling spics
>>23943416yabee...
>>23943350This is why you invest in their alternate life as well, but autists in this thread will sperg out and call you a doxxfag for it.
>>23943417はい
>>23943423>This is why you invest in their alternate life as wellWhat does this mean?
Isn't Hoshikawa about Matsuri's age?
Koro-san did nothing wrong!
>>23943415Her most recent one was comfy as fuck. The only time her chat got really bad was during the yandere sim stream
>>23943222I wish I'd put in an audition, but I have no video making experience, not to mention a terrible streaming pc. All I really have is a love of entertaining people and a decent voice. Even had a character lined up.
Why are hololives so bad at Splatoon?
So which holo is the best at splatoon?
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1264531898665037824redalice is living the life
>>23943423>This is why you invest in their alternate life as well
>>23943392>best eop audience.So, still shit audience
>>23943431she didn't but koronefags are the worst, they're the jojofags of the vtuber community
>>23943434Oh god don't remind me of that. That fucking retard brought so many of his cocksuckers with him.
>>23943389>>23943379I pray for her. I honestly hope she gets to do as much of what she loves and you guys get to be there with her along the way.
>>23943437>>23943438What timing.
Did Pekora like the MRE?
>>23943438Korone actually, though she can only use roller.
>>23943428No, Matsuri is older, Whorekawa is one year older than Haato.
>>23943405No, but from what she's said, it sounds like she has Meniere's Disease. It's a degenerative illness affecting the ear, causing vertigo, tinnitus, and deafness. Fortunately, most cases only affect one ear.
>>23943441Only his Haachama remix has been any good. Probably because no one else bothered to make much music for her.
I want Risu ASMR
>>23943441I want to get noticed by Suisei. What should I do?
>>23943427Everyone in hololive has prior online entertainment experience. They existed before hololive, and they will exist after.
>>23943450The tschalapenjos were spicy
I'm reading about papachama stream in the archive, who is kokoro?
>>23943458You could've applied to be a video editor.
>>23943450Yes, but she's gonna like it a whole lot less later since she didn't cook it.
>>23943450Tasty, but jalapenos were too spicy so she spit it out.
>>23943450Fuck you, man. You reminded me of the meal refusing to exit guy.
>>23943458climb up the bratva ranks
ogeeyyrrraaatt
>>23943455i liked his peko one and the original miko one>>23943458make music for her
>>23943460Okay, Obi-wan.
>>23943197Based Zamolxes.
>>23943455Only his watame mix sucked, and the 2nd take on pekorap was meh compared to the first
>>23943389She had accepted that this is just her reality and tries her best. Now it's playing off. Hololive opened so many new possibilities for her and in turn allowed us to appreciate this angel.>>23943400Unironically doing everything I can now. I've given up on myself and things I create so many times that seeing Kanata rise to success despite having it so much worse than I've ever had makes me so ashamed of myself, but also determined to change.
>>23943472yuuuuuugi boy
>>23943458Sing like Kanata.
I tried watching that canan video with the footwork and didn't even get a half-boner despite being into feet.Just doesn't feel right.
>>23943458What kind of skills do you have, anon?
>>23943161Stinky, rotund, midget onion!
Will Korone or Pekora ever make it to Metal Slug 3?
>>23943458Just don't tweet about how you like her tetris.
>>23943417No. Let her spend her money on her girlfriend.
>>23943503Collab?
>>23943464I doubt my ThinkPad could handle the workload.>>23943473I'm tonedeaf>>23943494I'm not a cute boy.>>23943496I used to draw. Used to.
>>23943417Yes
>>23943519They're fighting over Miko, so impossible
>>23943503korone hates dumb holos so no
gei
I thought Haachama is cool, but if it turns out she doesn't really have a foot fetish and she's just playing with our feelings, then Haachama is officially the worst hololive. Even worse than Luna
>>23943526They're both too popular to care about Miko anymore.
I fucking love this bitch.
>>23943523Start it up again. Use the motivation. If you used to draw then you know it's mostly practice that matters. Do it day by day, pirate photoshop, learn to colour and shade. She'd appreciate the effort you put in and you can always use the skill for other things like earning money. Don't give up before you've tried. Good luck and be blessed.
With everybody doing karaoke streams lately and coco taking singing lessons what are the chances they are going to have some sort of concert soon? I'm sure they can think of a way to pull it off despite corona.
>>23943457I want more Risu Karaoke.
What are anons doing while watching their holo?
>>23943405Anon... we're all going to die
>>23943523edit videos with just ffmpeg like a true prohttp://manpages.org/ffmpeg
So Haato's retardation is confirmed to run in the family right?
>>23943536Uh??? Suiseifags??
>>23943557reps
>>23943562She gets it from her dad, her mom and sister are sensible.
>>23943569Spatsfags btfo
>>23943536Ayame....your waifu....
>>23943562Yes, It runs in the anglo side
>>23943573Yes that's what I meant.What a retarded father-daughter duo.
>>23943458Look like pic related.
>>23943569Oh fuck no no
Noel's room mate is pretty hot, wow
>>23943588that's the girliest looking boy out there, why do you have to look like that?
>>23943562She's just like her papa...
If I seep now then I can see Kanata again when I wake up. So goodnight /hlg/, don't forget to do your reps.
>>23943580>>23943591False alarm bros
Nope, I still fucking hate Coco.
>>23943569
>>23943592her milky mommies...
>>23943600You fucking retarded N6-kun
>>23943597Seep? Don't bleed yourself out, anon. Suicide won't let you wake up in Holoworld.
>>23943592Wonder if they ever get bothered and horny isolated together h-haha...
>>23943597Rest well, Kanatabro.
>>23943597I really like this hairstyle
>>23943458Call her a shotacon. Not only will she notice you immediately, she will also talk to you for TWO HOURS to explain how she is not a shotacon.
>>23943600How does one thong = together???Japan???China???Explain???
>>23943606Yeah, it'll just take you to Gensokyo instead.
>>23943600Spatsfags always win!
I've been wondering this for a while, but why does Miko have a 3d render for her 2d model when everyone else has an illustration?
>>23943606Oh didn't notice that typo
>>23943600kek
>>23943597See you then, kanatabro
>>23943450Absolutely decadent
I had sex with your favourite holo.
>>23943597G'night, don't forget she'll be starting earlier than usual tomorrow.
>>239436223d tarento
>>23943628No you didn't, you skinny albino limey fuck.
>>23943628Haha this guy is a faggot.
>>23943628Nice! Kira needed a good dicking but I'm sure you let him have his way with you afterwards right?
>>23943628Ha, gaaay
>>23943628Lucky was kaorus ass tight?
>>23943628OH NO MY SON NOOOOOOO!
>>23943628Towa....
>>23943628Finally someone who can tell me if Shien is top or bottom
>>23943644WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING COCK
>>23943622she's from 3D talent meaning she only has a 3D modelsame as Sora, AZki and Roboco but after Suisei joined it was changed to gen0
>>23943628Good luck with those STDs, dick warts hurt like fuck and I'm sure Mea gave you far more than that
What would you do if Matsuri was in your line of sight?
Does anyone have the rest of the HoloComi posters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGqoPfYl6MWhat did Matsuri mean by this?
Sorry, I lied.
better quality Miko's boat webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/9garsp.webm
>>23943628Korone cheated on her husband with you???
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkhXKpHexAk Mio Subaru Korone Splatoon >privateWhy?
>>23943618>Suisei will never drag you backstage after one of her concerts and tell you to put your line piece inside her to make a messy tetris
>>23943673Too late anon you a gay now
>>23943667Ask her why her head is so fucking big
>>23943669
>>23943667Plant a tracker on her and auction her coordinates to the highest bidder
>>23943675it's dead bro let it rest in peace
>>23943622Only the elite ones get 3D renders as their default render.
>>23943677They were talking for like 3 minutes without them knowing we could hear them. I don't think they said anything bad but Mio took it down just in case I guess.
>>23943667ask her about her omorashi eroge collection
>>23943670why is there so much feet content currently? not that I mind but whats going on
>>23943667Ask her where I can find Towa.
>>23943628I sometimes fantasize about some absolute Chad having sex with Marine, Aqua, Noel, and Pekora. In my fantasy he's a well connected Chad who gets to meet and woo these four particular Holos and secretly tapes them having sex and uploads them onto the internet, killing Hololive. In his post he says "Matsuri tried to have sex with me too but she's way too ugly lol." The videos are so damaging that some of the Holos involved kill themselves, I get to enjoy the porn and shit storm. Luna then graduates from the remains of Whorelive and wonders why so many whores have to ruin her happiness and gets picked up by Sony's new division of virtual youtubers where she reaches a solid following and continues to be a based cutie gamer.
>>23943667hug
>>23943669https://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_kanata.jpghttps://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_coco.jpghttps://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_luna.jpghttps://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_towa.jpghttps://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_watame.jpg
>>23943667Ask her out, take her to my place to Watch fireworks with me since she's only been to one festival in her life
>>23943669https://www.geekjack.net/resources/upload/products/holocomi_tapestry_watame.jpgjust replace the names bro
>>239437126.5/10
>>23943695It'll never be dead.
>>23943616Kanji doesn't make sense. Give up while you still can.
>>23943712based desu
>>23943667Geiger counter
>>23943675I missed this, thanks
>>23943717well that explains that I guess
>>23943343The tranny that sent that supacha and many others in the chat actually took her reaction as an endorsement so you can count on more of them coming to Coco's streams in the future
>>23943616流石貴方Welcome
Guise, our son..https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=128&v=nGnRhPZVV9M
>>23943727mikoboat was taken by reddit and normalfags share it like its own thing on social medias. You need to let go.
>>23943712Add Rushia and we got a deal
>you will never find someone who manipulates you the same way hoshikawa manipulates matsuriLiterally just end me now
>>23943749Trannies are more delusional than us
>>23943749Good luck reading anything in coco's chatYou'd have to try to find out those.
>>23943755Normalfags have been watching Hololive and posting here for two months and yet here you are
>>23943758Just become a Rushia paypig.
>>23943755Are you pussy enough to let reddit take something from you? Mikoboat is /jp/ culuture forever now.
>>23943754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOmFCgf5BOEWho did it better
>>23943749I am really fucking hoping this doesnt climb up the vine into tumblr twitter
>>23943712Why are Lunafags like this?
>>23943669I want to suck on Luna's cunny so badly.
>>23943712>SonyOnly a monster who considers modern sony a positive force could come up with something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4JSDPWG_EEpic xD
>>23943764All it takes is one to tell it's friends and soon the whole chat is ruined, I give it a week before it gets so bad she has to hide her chat.
>>23943749Coco...
>>23943700Ah I see, that sucks.
Noel's room mate is making my pee pee feel weird.
>>23943669I just realized she is is wearing bloomers
>want to buy peko shirts>Buyee>no shipping estimate, they'll charge you once the ordered items arrived in their warehouse>X to doubtCan't they just directly ship internationally without using a proxy/forwarding company? Shit sucks.
>>23943749https://www.youtube.com/user/Ispod4/videosLOL
>>23943786the ears and twin tails are cute but look at the shape of that mouth nowroboco has the best papa
>>23943749Jesus fucking christ.
>>23943749This image hurts to look at
>>23943717>they are mostly 1000x1400>PPTenshi is only 700x1000What did they mean by this?
>>23943749https://mobile.twitter.com/ispod4?lang=enDo your damage but I'm deleting this in 1 minute.
>>23943801>want to buy peko shirtsWhat are you going to do with them? Wear them in public?
>>23943776Is Marine 29 years old?
>>2394381628 this year.
>>23943749I hope this doesn't spread to the others. I'd hate to see the holos supachas consist of messages telling them to say shit like this.
Do Mio or Sora posters even exist
>>23943754that "yameteyo" hits like a truckand then he just reverses
>>23943810you fool, i have 4chanx
>>23943816>>23943821Hurry, her eggs are drying up
>>23943814not him but I have a bunch of socially unacceptable shirts to wear at home or in bed
>>23943810>(x)he's a 2hufag
>>23943810Two men that like girls both because girls who like girls and started dating. What a world.
>>23943786She cute.
>>23943821I'm quite relieve she's that old. I find it weird gachikoing for someone like PPT when I'm almost mid 30s.
>>23943824Sora is too pure for us filthy weebs
>>23943776https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13805361Makes me think of this
>>23943802>Aspie PWNS Ignorant NTAnd then this guy became a "lesbian" trannyI fucking knew a huge number of them were like this
>>23943814I wore Matsuri's and PPT's shirt outside.
>>23943824Mion!
>>23943749Someone go bully this nerd off the platform.
>>23943824Mio posters exist, not sure why anyone would be a Sora poster though...
>>23943810https://mobile.twitter.com/yeomk2/status/1263893630067990528Guys... I fucking can't...
>touhoufag in 2020no wonder why "she" is a tranny
You can't find anyone worse than Towa.
>>23943806Tensh is a low-res fan.
>>23943843was it the face shirt?I still want to see an actual picture of someone wearing that
>>23943749I mean, the people trying to say she's against it because she doesn't know it are just as retarded.But what do people even gain from getting someone who doesn't know what it means to fucking say something?
>>23943843Based. Still waiting for my Matsuri shirt.
>>23943824I'm here.There are secret Soratomo everywhere, anon.
>>23943855I'm sure Lyger would have a picture or two
>>23943848There’s literally nothing to talk about so I never post her
>>23943843https://hololive.booth.pm/items/1864852Please tell me it was this one
>>23943167noefureA-chan and Sorasubaru/okayu/mio
>>23943850>that threadDelete this, anon. That shit is gonna make people's blood boil.
>>23943856The delusion that people give a fuck that they self-mutilated
Trying to remove the trannies isn't a smart strategy. If they wanna enjoy vtubers, they can. They just have to understand they're not driving the content, unless they find some sort of transgender vtuber. It's the vtuber that's gonna pick and choose what content they'll produce.
>>23943814Not him, but I have a bunch of shirts I only wear when hanging out with friends, or just under a jacket or something.
>>23943838Kanata is likely in her mid twenties. She's been uploading stuff as an utaite for eight years at least.
>>23943827The girl thought she done it, but it's just Roberu playing her.
>Go back and look at one of Pekora's early debut videos from AugustHoly shit, it is adorable how reserved she was. The contrast with today's smug overconfident bunny is crazy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU7ciXtoMbg
>>23943802cool touhou fan you got there
>>23943824I'm busy breeding Mio
>>23943850Here are your future HololiveEN everyone! Enjoy!
Wtf happened to Haato's stream? it's on private
>>23943824Mio posters show up once in awhile just to remind everyone about her appeal then slip away. Sora posters are rarer but always appear in groups of three or four when Sora does something, usually leaving some kind of high quality shitpost.
>>23943874I thought she was younger. So a better example is who?
>>23943801buyee is okay, though you can probably find cheaper proxy/forwarders but bear in mind shipping duration will be long even with EMS thanks to corona...
>>23943871They are going to make our favorite chuubas say trans rights...
>>23943888Haachama is still in high school.
>>23943860That sounds like a threat
>>23943850>>23943867Too late. I'm fucking fuming. Someone posted their shitty gay porn among straight shit and when people complained they pretended it was the same shit. God I fucking hate word police. They even admit their attempts to artificially change and control this shit has failed miserably before but they're still trying.
which holo is the hottest milf, 28-34 is prime age for me
>>23943824I want to be a Miofag but she streams too... few.
>>23943513>girlfiriendWhen did you learn enough english to post here Matsuri?
>>23943855>>23943865Yes the Matsuri big face
>>23943871towa...
>>23943758>you will never find a woman who manipulates youBut that's all a woman does?
>>23943840Can't believe Senchou was this talented at 8 years old!
>>23943350It's better that way. The alternative is watching your favorite idol ride the dick carousel after her retirement until she ends up as a single mother.
>>23943850how can I unread something
>>23943810>pronouns>polyamorous
>>23943883Momma Mio!
>>23943856It "raises awareness". Also to them saying the words they want you to say means you agree with them which is why they always ask eryone to say their pronouns and trans/gay/les rights.
>>23943886Family issues
>>23943895MarineNoel
>>23943895I don't think Miko would fit into that age group...
>>23943814The NO! shirt seems like a good cum rag.
>>23943667Tell her about my van with a "special" present in it.
>>23943850The opposition she's complaining about honestly make much better points than she does. "Normal" really is a classification and people who take it to mean "better", especially when they're invested in goddamn niche communities, are really just victimizing themselves when there's a world out there of people who take the word "normal" as an offense in and of itself. This perceived issue would literally be resolved just by not caring, and this is speaking as someone who reads BL, GL and is generally trans pro.
>>23943920Miko is 31 dude
>>23943892Sora would never want us to threaten anyone, Anon.
>>23943903My wife Towa is a cute girl.
>>23943886Her Mother and Sister called in during the stream to tell her she's been disowned.
>>23943824Don't doubt the true queen
>>23943886Check the archives
>>23943850Imagine being a western pig, learning Japanese, and telling them how shit should be. Fucking arrogance.
>>23943667THIS IS MY ONE CHANCE TO SMELL A REAL LIVER, I WON'T MISS IT
>>23943902you're a god anonya got any pics?
>>23943926Stop doxxing people dude
>>23943436That sucks. If I had the pc or internet speed I would try too.
when do you guys think trannies will ruin vtubers?
>>23943912Mio looks like a cool older sister in this outfit
>>23943906>you'll never be manipulated by Matsuri
>>23943891She's a senior she'll be out soon, and going to a big university.
>>23943891How long has she been in high school? I swear she never progressed.
>>23943871As you can see with the coco example they aren't content with just watching they have to interjects themselves and their identity politics into anything they come in contact with.
>>23943850>shipping communitiesThese people are going to ruin every good thing with their policing, and theyre going to scream and shout when they dont get their way until theyre the ones in control. HoloEN will be a disaster and its cause of braindead retards like this
>>23943947>tranniesit will be normalfags when this gets bigger than it already is aka extremely soon
>>23943436Maybe audition for the next gen, if it ever gets past the first one.
>>23943892
>>23943947Trannies ruin everything
>>23943947HoloEN
>>23943960I thought her still being in school was just a joke, kinda how they say graduated when they get fired/quit. maybe she is just a retard
>>23943436So what was the character?
Toasted cat.
>>23943951Matsuri manipulated a guy so that he would lose interest in a girl she had a crush on so that she could swoop in a get with the girl. She didn't get the girl in the end tho.
>>23943947You saw the shit that anon linked. You saw all the people with pronouns in their names that commented on the HoloEN post. It's doomed famalam.
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1264654157736099840Shion yo...
Made for _______
>>23943947As soon as HoloEN is a thing.To be quite honest I don't have anything against trannies as a rule but so many of them are attention whore drama queens. It's actually insane.
>>23943810>RPG consent checklistHow are these people real?
>>23943990Surely they can find 3 good people among the hundreds of auditions. That's what, 1% that needs to be decent?
>>23943994Paypigs
>>23943994ryona
are the japanese XL sizes like usa large size? I want to get the new peko shirt and maybe the fubuki fox one...
>Roughly my yearly salary in a dayI don't think she'll mind if that MRE gives her constipation after such a great celebration stream.
What does every holomen taste like? I bet Miko tastes the best.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhA_3cU6yo
>>23944005>SEKNani currency?
>EARLY SHION STREAMEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>23943994tummy punching
>>23943999They found about 1.5 good ID streamers, EN can't be worse, right?
>>23944005bro you make 16k a month?
>>23943994Neglect
>>23943991Dumb brat stayed up all night
>>23944004They're US medium.
>>23944011SEKSvenska Kronor
>>23943941Sorry no
>>23944011Swedish Crowns>>23944019My net income after taxes is around 18k
>>23943999yeah but even if they audition are they likely to get picked? I agree with the doom poster, it would be a miracle for the holoEN vtubers to merely not ruin everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k88gX3HC1rs Shion splatoon
https://twitter.com/Tanukiyama1/status/1264441982123773953>tfw 35p knows enough english to sub in itmeanwhile i haven't bothered opening anki in 4 monthsnot gonna make it
>>23943814if you looked like this, you could wear a Pekora or Matsuri shirt, and nobody would dare laugh at you
>>23943947>>23943995As long as the management choses the right people, it will be fine. If the HoloEN chuubas decide to ignore them they'll just go away with the time, it's always like this. What you're all doing right now is just what they're looking for.
>>23944030>>23944027I thought Swedeland uses Yuro
>>23943991wth shion..
>>23943994handing my love letter to Marine
>>23944041Jeff pls go
>>23944037all cool anon, you will passively absorb the kanji just by watching streams
>>23944028yeah that's fineI wouldn't put pictures of myself on message boards as well
>>23944045You are thinking of the Finns, they use Euro but Norway, Denmark, and Sweden use our own currency.
Shion saving dead hours!
>>23944004I usually go 2 sizes up on japanese clothes
>>23944037>the fucking joker themebased Tanuki always helping Mikoti
>>23944037Based. Also, anon...
>>23944055le cookies are ready
>>23944062>shion taking advantage of no asacocofucking kusogaki
>>23943877Has Pekora done a "watch your debut" video yet?
>>23943994I can't see her in a lewd way. All I hear is>Rushia naisu body! Sekshee body! Boing boing!
>>23943995Trannies have no charisma hopefully that will weed them out.
>>23943142this hero hei faggot ruined hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnHn4CrMow
>>23944037Kino ending.
>>23944092stop reminding me this faggot exist please
>>23944092Literally just /hlg/ in video format. Are we the ones ruining Hololive?
>>23944037is that hard gay at the end
>>23944092Fuck off
>>23944092Why are ESL translators like this?
>>23944099Yes
>>23943877Honestly, Pekora is cute, but I prefer rabbits that shave their ear hair. Pekora's ear hair gives me that feminist vibe
>lyger doesn't even know matsuri's favorite panembarrassing
>>23944081looking forward to that. It's insane how nervous she was.
>>23944092fuck off
>>23944037Hey GTA online streams are fucking hilarious. The other day when she was literally just trying to drive from point A to point B while being chased by 10 people in tanks and supercars and getting blown up or run over every 10 seconds.
>>23943669Hi-res Watame
>>23944056i wish
>>23944092>start video>white guy starts speaking English>close videoWhy did you even post this? That's not a Hololive girl
Get your daily dose of MURI MURI YADA YADA KIMOI KIMOIhttps://streamable.com/vwb8aj
hololive lied to me>apex a shit
Festival is still streaming...
>>23943588too old
>>23944130>roll roll roll roll rollGod fucking damn DS3 is trash.
>>23944130Damn I want Canan to say those things directly to me.
Reading the previous threads, why are the faggots in this general so fucking stupid? It's like they haven't even seen or eaten or even watch a MRE video before. That's not how it fucking works.
>>23944133Why do they all stream Apex anyway, does Hololive have some kind of promotion deal with them or is it actually that popular in Japan?
>>23944121Is this waifu2x? The eyes look kind of fucked up.
>>23944152go back to /k/ virgin
>>23943932You were out for a walking the local park when you started to feel dizzy. You're not sure if you passed out or hit your head but you sit up on the path and look around in a daze. You don't recognize your surroundings. You see a massive structure off in the distance and realize it's a tree. You've somehow been shrunk! You get to your feet and start to sprint on the concrete path but your short legs don't get you very far before you are tired out. You sit down for a moment to rest. Just then the ground starts to shake and you look up to see Tokino Sora, your favorite Vtuber walking this way! You jump up to your feet and start waving and yelling to her. You managed to catch her attention! She stops walking and looks down at you initially confused. Then you see a look of fear flash onto her face. She's terrified of bugs. "Sora wait noooo!"
>>23943189Thank you for posting my webm here, Anon.
>>23944152How does it work, /k/ommando?
>>23944154It's the fad multiplayer FPS in Japan right now, gacha lootboxes especially appeal to Japs
>>23944130>Noel visits /hlg/
looking at shion chat right now, why did they talking about nazi symbol?
>>23944152What's with that last post? Was she putting those rations up her ass?
So, what do you think of the /v/ threads?
>>23944173Not him, she's just gonna get fat.
Can't stop thinking that my favorite holo probably has had sex in real life...
>>23944196Sorry Koronebro...
>>23944193>>23944196>>23944189
Gonna try to fix my sleep schedule/habit so I can catch my fave's streams, wish me luck anons.
>>23944192Supposedly MRE cause constipation.
>>23944189Just the usual Zion bullying
>>23944193moving that one thread to /s4s/ was funny as fuck. I don't give a shit because frankly I don't want to talk to /v/ about vtubers anyway.
>>23944196>probably
>>23944189shion is a shinigami
NO MORNING NEWS THIS WEEKhttps://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1264597277982650369AND FUCK YOU NO WATAME NAOGo train Rock-Paper-Scissors somewhere else bros!https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1264655718356942849
Wow, you can actually hear Marine's stomach growling in the latest stream.
>>23944189Seems like she's using the wrong swastika, when it's facing that side it's closer to the nazi one.
>>23944130Haha how are worms even real like just put the torch in your left hand haha it still works even if you 2 hand your weapon lmao
>>23944167>>23944173retards cope
>>23944221Time?
>>23943142imagine matsuri doing the splits on your face haha
>>23944168Thanks, i was waiting for this one.
>>23944225Wait it works even if you're two handing another weapon?
Magical banana...
Are Festival and Shion gonna splat together?
>>23944221You can't disclose this kind of information without posting the timestamp.
>>2394422855 minutes I think.
>>23944231
>>23944189卍 is a japanese word卐 is... not
>>23944221somebody please buy her bento
Noel's going to follow in Hana Kimura's footsteps!
>>23944228>>23944237https://youtu.be/El2HZtB_g_Y?t=3302Wait for 55:08
Eh... Not desperate enough to watch Matsuri
>>23944242So Shion is a secret supporter of Imperialist Japan and Nazi Germany? Sounds like a spicy narrative.
>>23944231That's so hoooot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k88gX3HC1rs Shion
>>23944245wew
>>23944251She also wears the star of david in her clorhes and is named Zion
>>23944245Starved womb sounds
>>23944245poor captain
>matsuri is genkigirl irlthis is why i want her to succeed
>>23944250Festival is based though
>>23944245What a bizarre experience.
>>23944245what if that wasn't her though
>>23944245
imagine being the cameramen during 3D streams
>>23944242no i think this is the answer >>23944222there's some guy talking about 左右逆や.
>>23944265There's nothing based about making dirty jokes and being a creep all the time.
>>23944269KNIGHT CUP
>>23944269
>>23944251AKIHITO BANZAI!
>>23944245Strong resonance
>>23944245I can't believe Yagoo is letting the girls starve.
>>23944265Why do people call her Festival?
>>23944285I noticed there's a lot of singing and talking of diets lately. My narrative is they're planning for some sort of 3D collab event soon and they need the girls to be on form.
>>23944285She's doing it herself by sleeping all day.
>>23944037thank you for reminding me this existhttps://twitter.com/hidamari___/status/1186587361301319682?s=20
https://files.catbox.moe/oxqom2.mp3
>>23944269How many of the Holos judge her for being a literal camwhore?
>both Matsuri and Shion playing Splatoon but not together...
>>23944231I thought that Matsuri is fat.
>>23944275I bet you watch korone
>>23944296probably bullshit but I choose to believe it
>>23944294Because she loves festivals
>>23943345CWAB?
>>23944294Because Natsu means summer and summer=4th of July
>>23944294Because that's her name?
>>23944307This was a while ago.
>>23943142>haato fucked up againman never a dull moment, the juicy drama is always entertaining, have we ever gone over 2 weeks without any drama?HAACHAMA!?
if anyone pledges to Nekololisama on patreon, go vote for Senchou on the May poll. She'll get a lewd animation.
>>23944245i want to make piping hot meals for this smelly pirate
>>23944296Someone tell them about intermittent fasting.
>>23944152>haven't even seen or eaten or even watch a MRE video before
>>23944269>still single
>>23944306They're on different sides for this SplatFes
>>23944275Do you hate Miko too?
>>23944233Yes. FROM games are full of these dumb overlooked bugs because they don't even play test their shit.
シオンよ…
>>23944319Someone should make a timeline, those are always fun
Watched haatos zatsudan and she said she was going back to regular school right? I guess Australia really cleaned up the covid cases. Sucks she's gonna have to change her schedule I looked forward to catching her live everyday
>>23944307You don't have to travel as far to do the splits if you have big thighs
>>23944294something something learn japanese
Shion fell asleep...
>>23944304Seeing how many want to start getting into ASMR, they probably highly respect her for being able to do it
>>23944316Her name is Matsuri.
>>23944328Go away /dsg/.
>>23943191
>>23944297If you do nothing but sleep all day you don't have a reason to be hungry
>>23943667pull the trigger
is noel's irl tits the reason she's so popular in hololive?
>>23944294During her debut she left the window open and the noise from outside was so loud people started asking if there a festival in her backyard. It's been edited out since
>>23944345gosh...I'm literally shaking and crying right now. we need to ban vtubing.
Shion yo....you used the wrong manji my child. Hurry up and change the thumbnail or youtube is gonna ban your ass.
>>23944341ASMR isn't synonymous with jacking off mic stands and squirting lotion onto your tits
HURRY UP SHION
SHION IS A NAZI
>>23944325I call bullshit
>>23944359Except it is?
>>23944345>changed the thumbnailShion yo...
>>23944359yeah it's closer to waterboarding yourself or imitating donald duck
>>23944345>いまつくりなおしてる
Shion's no longer a nazi!
>>23944330>prior to 2020 Chris fired RTA>2020gen 4 started in dec 2019>jan coco doxxes herself>tons of bans, collabs>march towa is revealed as a giant whore>ayame is revealed as a giant whore>watame doxxes herself>aqua reveals her weight>aqua shows her mom's name>aqua has to apologize for the smash thing>pekora reveals she's based and redpilled and dabbed on the chinese>fanbase only recently became comfortable with the girls collabing with holostars>mel finally settles the issue with her stalker>haato fucks up again
Purple "White Pride World Wide" Shion
>>23944359I need to sign up for that stream. that sounds based
Shion is an infamous right wing extremist
>>23944372>>23944378Probably more to do with there being no reason to risk youtube's wrath.
>>23944343Takes one to know one so hello there fagola
>>23944382>>fanbase only recently became comfortable with the girls collabing with holostarsWhat a bunch of fags lmao
>>23944382You missed FBK dabbing on the Chinese too.
pettan
>>23944371>waterboarding yourselfOn a side note don't try to build immunity to waterboarding, that shit is scarier if you're not careful enough
>>23944408pettan tsurupettan
>>23944130Noel playing Ringed City fucking WHEN?
>>23944369Imagine thinking every 18+ movie ever made is just pornhub videos
>>23944301BIG KUSA
>>23944350If your last meal was over 30 hours ago and the first thing you do after wake up bathroom is go sit by your PC for hours, your stomach will be noisy even if you don't feel like eating.This is just my experience though.
fbk...
>>23943142>>/jp/thread/S23936794#>HAACHAMA IS HALF FLIPSEANIGGER BROS, FLIP BROS TIME TO GET COCKY AND VISIT HAACHAMA
>>23944411>don't try to build immunity to waterboarding,...anon?
Sebastian...
>>23944411Thanks for the tip, I'll remember that the next time I try to waterboard myself
>>23944414pettan
>>23944420Cute sync.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1264664721086541824
>>23944420Koroyu.
>>23944425Just play a game people will get invested in instead of Animal Crossing 100 times you dumb cat.
>>23944382Wheres Beyblade ASMR
Shions OP is cute
>>23944411I don't even know how you would go about waterboarding yourself. You can't even see...
>>23944420I'm glad Korone found a replacement daughter.
>>23943453Please don't insult Hoshikawa it would make Matsuri sad.
>>23944425Her smile and supacha: Gone.
>>23944426no, Haachama just has a half flip younger brother (her dad remarried a flip woman and had a son with her).
>>23944301Kusa'd hard, good job. If you add even the most simple visuals next time you've got yourself a real show here.
>>23944430we actually need a compilation of these chat screenshots
>>23944411you can't just leave it at that anon
>>23944420Post more OkaKoro
how come no one's done any terraria yet?
>>23944411w-why did you know that
I tuned in just in time for her to tell us to forget what she was just talking about... what juicy narrative did I miss...
>>23944301This should just be what HoloEN is.
>>23944444What a waste of quints.
>>23944221>>23944245Big deal, you can hear Choco’s stomach growling right in her ASMR mic in half her twitcast streams because she’s too busy streaming and playing ARK to eat.
>34th genshion yo...
>>23944459Something about her forehead...
https://files.catbox.moe/sfazsn.webm
Korone murdered you
>>23944479How fucking HUGE it is?
>>23944467I think Marine/Flare/Noel did a collab for it once.
>>23944443I saw Patra tweet that the other day and wondered what the fuck she was talking about.
>>23944420Does Okayus 3D model move weirdly because she is fat?
>>23944447Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out.Go in bath, rag on face, showerhead on high pressure.
>>23944477That's nice. I hope you have fun with that.
>>23944477Why not just eat snacks like Aqua does all the time...
>>23944411Now that's a story for a stream.
>>23944432pettan mochipettan
>>23944464
>>23944420>>23944434oh no>>23944464
>>23944487Yeah I remember that stream. What a shit game Terraria is for streaming.
>>23944411Do you like suffocation and or choking, anon?
>>23944459I love this brat
>>23944434>syncYou haven't seen anything yet.https://youtu.be/C9ZZr-pbBMg?t=2980
>>23944479are you going to paint her forehead with mayo?
>>23944319How old are you that you find a teenager’s drama entertaining. If the answer isn’t one that will get you banned for being underaged then you’re just pathetic. Jesus.
I hope Shion and Matsuri get into a match against each other.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1264664721086541824uh oh haaton
>>23944301this is gold
https://twitter.com/GINN450/status/1264043440431460352?s=19
>>23944503Bless you.
>>23944488Yes, but it also stands out more with Korone as contrast. Korone has very mobile hips.
>>23944504in realityKorosan: ~175cm 75kg, amateur boxer for 5+ yearsOkayu: amateur Sumo athlete
>>23944498Just a shit game in general for collabing with.If you don't organize properly for it, it scales WAY too fucking quickly.It's the reason I turned down playing on a friends server because the same shit happened the past 2 servers and I just lost interest. People speeding through shit ruins the game so much.
This shitty fucking brat.
>>23944499yes mommy
>>23944301>puts "men" in menheraPlease tell me you applied to HoloEN, we need this kind of shit there
>>23944488You can certainly notice her arms are in a weird arc next to the model's thin waist, probably not super fat but chubby.
i see festival is already trying to replicate haachamas shrieking in case of her graduation
I can feel a tinge of pain in Shion's voice... I guess it's true Aqua tied her to a pole and slapped her thighs last night after losing her APEX challenge... I bet poor Shion didn't even sleep and decided to stream now to forget...
>>23944511Oh no she's watching AirAsaCoco again
>>23944301would unironically listen to this in the morning
>>23944525What's this reality we're talking about? Are you one of those stupid people I've been hearing about?
>ketchupshe truly is a brat
>>23944511>fubuki dabbing on haachama during her fuckupshe truly is the meme queen fubukingflips btfo
>>23944522>Korone has very mobile hipsFrom riding dicks across Europe?
>>23944482I wish!
Spent a few hours digging through 5ch from the time of Haachama's disaster onwards and they are literally just this thread without EOPs.Even the anti thread was mostly "I love this retard" tier posts what the fuck
>>23944345Blood Image and Hakenkreuz.It's very intentional.It's too much of a prank.
Which yubi is your favorite yubi?
>>23944486Kaoru did an ASMR stream with Beyblades and it took off on twitter getting #1 on trending.https://twitter.com/kamosumo/status/1263504851914207232
>>23944511Graduation soon, she's been found out by the face of hololive
>>23944553I don't even know what a yubi is.
>>23944553The father finger
You get to marry your favourite chuuba, but for the rest of your life you have to hear Haachama's screams in one ear and Festival's screams in the other in random intervals, sometimes lasting all day. Would you do it?
>>23944503>sync>beautiful suisei singing>even got a-chanWhat a clip.
>>23944561Anonchama...
>>23944553親指
I'm not watching Shion's stream right now but I can hear the neeeeeeee from here.
>>23944550>"I love this retard" tier postssomething wrong with that? isn't that the most reasonable reaction?
>>23944519Translate spic
>>23944301That was great, I hope you have one of these ready for every day asacoco is gone.
>>23944564Luckily I am already quite deaf!
>>23944564Yes, it would still be better than she has it.
HAACHAMA HAAMAAAAAAAHAACHAMA HAACHAAMA HACHAAMA CHAMAAAI remember the time haato deleted her stream and restarted it while pretending nothing happened because it got a ton of dislikes
>>23944550They are literally just like us, in a different language. Shitposting is a universal
>>23944564No
>>23944564This isn't a bad deal if you pick Kanata, you can go deaf along with her and since you'll already be learning sign language for her it's a 2 birds 1 stone situation.
>>23944572No it's amazing I just didn't think anti thread was code for tsundere threadIt was basically the same as the 'fan' thread but with harsher language
>>23944564PPT and I will just go deaf together
>>23944301this is unironically peak quality content
>>23944581Skeletons are cool
Taking Haachama to Jollibee! Force feeding her spaghetti!
>>23944564Well my favorite is haachama so matsuris screams wouldn't be too much of an issue
>>23944584based ppt bro
>>23944564What dance move is that
>>23944301Bro it's almost noon
>>23944592>>23944581>>23944550Skeltals are kool doncha know?
>>23944553>S tierThumb>A tierMiddle, Index>B tier Pinky>Trash Ring
korone take my fingers and kanata take my ears. I'm just wasting this body anyway.
>>23944482thank you korosan
>>23944579I love how retarded Haachama is.
>>23944550When I go to 5ch the impression I get is always that they're essentially us if we were 5 times faster and everybody here was proficient enough in Japanese to follow all holo related content, but there are also some particular forms of autism that are peculiar to them, which are probably just a consequence of the cultural gap. They often have a slightly different take on things or become extremely picky about things most of us wouldn't even bat an eye at.
>>23944301/hlg/ morning news when?
mikocube
>>23944592Yeah! Skeletons are cool!
>>23944600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr--GVIoluU
>>23944301
>>23944553I unironically use my middle finger when using touch screens and people around me think i'm lowkey flipping them the bird
>>23944606Hachama can take my feet.
>>23944301This is some high quality content we really don't deserve, nice work and I hope it doesn't get stolen
>>23944611The culture is the main difference.For example, most people here didn't really bat an eye when coco cancled asacoco, but on 5ch they consider it pretty hard evidence that she has a boyfriend. there was already rumors about it, and asacoco being on hold just confirmed it for most of them.
>>23944561Heres's a (You),lurk moar
>>23944616mikopyramid
>>23944611I've been using them the past few days, and I'm already starting to burn out. They numberfag way harder, seem even more bitter and judgmental, and just seem to talk to themselves most of the time.
>>23944616i'd rather a miko figure or nendo
>>23944611>ecome extremely picky about things most of us wouldn't even bat an eye at.People aren't picky about them because they don't know Japanese. They would be just as picky.
>>23944301Based.
>>23944631>but on 5ch they consider it pretty hard evidence that she has a boyfriendHow is that related at all?
>>23944643you wouldn't understand unless you were an expert in nip culture.
>>23944616What does it taste like?
>>23944564considering I'd have to deal with festivals screams anyway, I wouldn't mind at all.
>>23944652dont eat the mikocube
>>23944652cheap gelatin
>>23944631That sounds like a narrative that could easily have caught on here if somebody tried to force it of if there were any kind of evidence.>>239446435ch just defaults to boyfriend whenever they want a narrative. They were also forcing the Shion has a boyfriend narrative because of one comment I think Coco made about her evolving from Kusogaki to Mesugaki taken out of context and the time off she took.
>>23944643You know how Ayame not streaming means she's busy getting nakadashi'd?
>>23944578>>23944584>>23944590You PPTbros are beautiful souls. Bless your hearts.>>23944595Based Haaton, you are already immunized.
Dragon milk
>>23944631>>23944662I sure am glad we don't have such stupid narratives like that. What's our default? Graduation?
>>23944550what the fuck did you expect
>>23944301Masterpiece.
*slurp*
>>23944631you are just making shit up. no one cares if kson has a bf on 5ch.
>>23944673Aqua being the reincarnation of Napoleon.
>>23944639But take the Towa-Aki-Matsuri APEX drama for example. People only started shitposting about it here after it became big enough in Japan. I don't see people in this thread spontaneously caring that Matsuri was more gentle when teaching Aki how to play APEX.
AI based auto-background remover.
>>23944564I'm already married thank you.
>>23944680Okay N2
do they know trannies exist on 5ch
>>23944686share it
>>239446805ch is just like here anon. There's always someone who cares if it means they can get people riled up.
>>23944683People only started shitposting about it here because someone translated Towa's member's video as her crying because people were shitposting about their apex collab.
>>23944643they do that shit all the timeshe said she was busy? it's because of her boyfriendshe canceled a stream? because of her boyfriendshe interacted with a male on twitter? they must be married and fucking right nownips are huge cucks because they can't cope with the fact that they'll never find someone who loves them
>>23944590>>23944584>>23944578Explain?
>>23944686Now she really has no chest.
>>23944680There's a whole copypasta about which holos have boyfriends that gets posted in almost every 5ch thread and gets constantly updated with new info.
>>23944686Pettan pettan
Just woke up, did Marine and Rushia finish their Cuphead playthrough?
>>23944686>her chest is backgroundkek my sides
Bros... I thought Matsuri was for FBK... What's this talk of Hoshikawa?
>Festival it's 4 o Clock in the morning, why on Earth are you doing streaming Splatoon?
>>23944301Password doesn't work. I also tried MIKOBOT or MIKOBUTT, still getting password error.
>>23944680You need to remember that Japan is a nation of incels.
>>23944708It's 6:30.
>>23944696So this is why idolfags are so bad?
>>23944686It also removed something else.No wait, it's fine, nothing is actually gone
How come only gen 3 and 4 are so massively popular?
>>23944695And Towa was only crying in the first place because she'd seen criticisms of the way she conducted the stream on the internet. At least that's what I got from the whole story, I didn't actually watch the stream. Either way, it's hard to imagine that kind of thing being a problem with people here.
>>23944707she stopped because she felt FBK was getting uncomfortable about it
>>23944696This is true, if they get sick they say that too, I remember reading Chaika was fucking both Pekora and Miko after the ponpoko collab because why not.
>>23944631i need nips conspiracies now.
>>23944699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK2Aj8ijMKI
>>23944708>"Because I've lost control of my Life"
>>23944715Because gen 2 sucks the gamers aren't gamers and gen 1 is on the brink of graduation
So will stalker anon come back now that haato is going back to regular classes?
>>23944708The real question is whether or not Lyger wakes up at any hour that Matsuri is awake.
>>23944718What are you talking about? GAMERS not calling roboco narrative caught on for a day or so.This thread didn't care about that in particular because we're all Towafags and think it was fine.
>>23944686grass
>>23944673Our default is "X slapped Y in front of YAGOO" and the proof is that X didn't call Y in their totsumachi. The lesson to be taken is that nips love NTR and we love drama.
>>23944729I can confirm he didn't comment on her tweets when she woke up in the middle of the night and started tweeting, so he woke up for the stream but wasn't up all night.
>>23944686Tsurupettan
>>23944686uh, hello? based department?share it, please
>>23944720Ah I missed that part. Good on matsuri then
>>23944730>GAMERS not calling roboco narrative caught on for a day or so.I don't think there's 1 person who took that seriously.>we're all TowafagsKill yourself.
>>23944713yes, at least here you know the "(x) has a boyfriend lads..." is a joke but there they actually believe everything some random autist saywhy do you think NTR is the most popular genre in japan?
>>23943968Hoping the first gen has a good impact to allow such an opportunity again, personally I was enjoying the delusion that if I was accepted I could give people a good time while trying to encourage better behavior from EOPs towards the other holos.>>23943982One of my old RPG characters that I had a ton of fun with in the past, don't want to get too into it but he was a scoundrel from a disgraced noble family, I looked at the english holo site and took a leaf from their descriptions to add that he was taking up streaming to recover lost fortunes, among other things.
>>23944747>I don't think there's 1 person who took that seriously.5ch narratives aren't taken seriously, its just an excuse to shitpost.
>>23944714No one is really gone, after all.
Playing Splatoon at 6 in the morning? Yeah that's the Hololive life.
>>23944749dear god...
>>23944603why are thumbfags like this ?
>>23944757You thought western cuckoldry was bad.
>>23944736based Lyger stalker.
>>23944751The think about Towa and Aki wasn't a narrative, it was just criticism.
>>23944301Nice desu
>>23944707Holy shit! That's super old news, like 2019 shit. Did you just wake up from a coma or something?
>>23944703>>23944710That's not the point at all. Of course people there obsess over holo's bfs but the point is, when you see a rando post about 5ch this and that, they are just making shit up unless they can provide a screenshot.
>>23944749Ayame has one, and Sheep probably too, not that I even care but I prefer accurate information
>>23944766You could say that
>>23944760Does the thumb even count as a finger?
>>23944673Aqua being a 140m 44.5kg power hungry monster who controls Hololive with an iron fist from behind the curtain, everything that happens is her will
>>23944723Man that sucks, but she sounds really strong and confident about it, that's great.Thanks for helping out a newfag.
>>23944564I had two looping mp3s of matsuri's confession on for like half an hour the other day and it felt kinda goodI think I'll be fine
>>23944301Gonna need that pic of A-chan's ass
are you excited for Risu's first collab?
>>23944715Artificial popularity due to being new. None of them are deserving of their popularity except maybe Pekora.
>>23944769Even ayame having one is just speculation
>>239447685ch makes shit up all the time too.:^)
>>23944741>>23944692I didn't make it though, just saw it in twitter
>>23944768You realize I can post literally whatever I want on 5ch and screenshot it... right...?
>>23944749>NTR is the most popular genre in japan?Because the idea of stealing someone else's girl is hot to them. They don't want to be the person getting cucked they want to be the person doing the cucking.
>>23944768This, anyone thinking most of them take it seriously is about the same as a 5ch autist coming here and thinking we want to fuck Artia or legitimately think Aqua is a 44.5 mm 150 kg angry manlet.
share nip conspiraciesi want drama
>>23944762Eeww no, I was up doing work and shitposting, desktop push notifications let me know she tweeted. He's usually in the first minute of her posting anything anywhere. One time I laughed though because he replied to her good night 4 hours later.
>>23944623Is this pro or anti American
>>23944769let's not forget about Korone's husband
>>23944794Nobody gives a fuck about you Artia, holy shit fuck off and stop shilling yourself.
>>23944792It's actually a decent enough filter since most shitposters here can't even write Japanese :^)
>>23944786
>>23944786>Alien collabs with multiple JP holos and Pochi>all Tree rat gets is a fucking leaf
>>23944786Get that indo grandma away from my chink shota.Artia is too young for her.
>>23944793You silly silly person
>>23944795The funniest post I saw today was about hearing watame is crying and checking her stream then coming back and posting 'watame is crying again' even when shes not to force everyone else to check too
>>23944777She tries her best despite already failing because of it live. Noel has the same condition too apparently.
>>23944793I mean to be fair, stealing a holo from tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of other people is some ballsy shit.
>>23944793Lol
>>23944786pogchamp
>>23944794There are people that want to Arita there is someone who wants to fuck ever holo.
>>23944793>they don't want to be the person getting cucked sure anon... sure...
>>23944810I would sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWWNyzQfMoYYYYY
on topic of 5ch, when did their fans thread turn back into anti threads?
>>23944793t. nip
>>23944810based
>>23944755depresshion!
>>23944810subaru just looks like subaru
>>23944749No, we're joking but it's not a joke
>>23944800It looks like she's divorced to me
This just in hot off the pressed of 5ch.Nips LOVE Luna, surely you can speak Japanese and have similar tastes to JOPs right?
>>23944793Women are the primary audience for NTR.
>>23944839Liking Luna is directly correlated to high IQ
>>23944793They could also just not self insert into it at all.
>>23944839They say Luna is pretty great in collabs but pretty bad solo
>>23944786The absolute state.
>>23944786Why does the best ID get the worst luck?
>>23944786Miko Artia collab when? she wants to try twitch at least one time
>>23944678Why do Shion and Aqua always make slurping noises?
>>23944842I thought girls like Ange are rare.
>>23944786Is it going to be in English?
>>23944839there is a whole 2500 men strong Luknight army anywhere the princess streams. The only issue is no one else watches her stream.
>>23944839Almost every thread starts that way, like what we have, but with less individuality.
>>23944862They are trading spit
Shion is awful at Splatoon. WHY ARE THEY ALL SO BAD?!
>>23944839Luna a shit
>>23944824I try not to assume Japanese otaku aren't that pathetic.
>>23944793is cheating and ntr two different things
>>23944786Risu please leafs for collabs!
>>23943454>Menierefucking rip, that's some brain shit
>>23944881>I try not to assume Japanese otaku aren't that pathetic.
>>23944842What's the appeal to them?
>>23944839>罠スレですThey're really just like us.
Festival just hit 350k
>>23944786Does Artia speak Japanese? I want to see her do a collab with Marine or Korone :3
witch cunnywitch cunny
>>23944881Herbivore men strike again.
>>23944900shion too old for that, she's just a brat
>>23944899No, probably about on the same level as Moona.
>>23944686rushia truly has no chest BASED AIshare it>>23943142HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU FAGGOTSWHEN A VTUBER GETS DOXXED, YOU SAVE IT WITH ARCHIVE.ISALSO HAACHAMA VIDThe only typical cuck simps in this general that do damage control spam their MUH ANTIS MUH NARRATIVE buzzwords to hide the TRUTH from peopleUSE ARCHIVE.IS, already downloaded the deleted stream anon shared and archived papachaama's blogよく間違えられるが、ハーフではなくクウォーター。ご家庭の方針により、バーチャル海外(オーストラリア)に留学中。2020年3月日本から出禁を食らう(正確には国際的な新型コロナウイルスの流行に伴う入国制限により帰国不能に陥る。)オーストラリアの前にはフィリピンで牢獄のような学校に通ったことがあり、また、オーストラリアでも学校に銃を持った不審者が来るなど多難な留学生活を送っているらしい。当然英語は出来る方……なのだが、発音には自信があるものの語彙力は今ひとつ。わからない言葉についてリスナーに助けを求めることも多い。姉がおりカラオケで一緒にSSSを歌うような仲良し姉妹であるhaachama...>haato's a zoomersuck my dick hololive shills imagine defending YAGOO and the awful staffsuisei is russian, TOWA AYAME AND WATAME ARE WHORES
>>23944911I'm still surprised we went through a week of loli voices and now it's blown over like it never happened.
>>23944728he got killed by haato family anon but a new one may pop up soon
Haachama is too cute.
>read tweets from people saying they auditioned for hololive>"I'm going to make a chaotic lesbian!">"I'm trans, and my character is a sexy beauty gap moe french girl!">all these posts from people with literally no experience with anything just assuming they actually have a strong chanceis this dead on arrival?
>>23944827>released less than two weeks after she had to ask her chat to not type PPT! when she was singing USA!I will forever respect this ponkotsu tenshi for embracing her character and rolling with the punches no matter how hard it got
>>23944916Nii-san...
>>23944865Ange promotes her liking NTR so much so people just assume she likes being cucked. But maybe she actually likes cheating (from the girl's pov) which is probably a very common fetish for girls.
>>23944925Yup.
>>23944916Holy Schizoids!
>>23944893>he doesnt know
real cute shion noises
>>23943142haato deleted vid doxxhttps://anonfile.com/X0R1Ia26o2/_Vtuber_20200524_mp4
>>23944916Why are you so angry about this pasta? I think it just shows some really cute aspect of Haachama is all?
>>23944925imagine Coco, Haato, and Artia are judges like americans idol
>>23944925Imagine Cosmo holo...
Is Rushia the biggest menhera in Hololive? Unironically?
>>23944916based
>>23944952noel
squizo hours <------ YOU'RE HERE
wtf bros... i thought aqua was supposed to be better than Towa at apex...
Remember to report the doxxing cunt
>>23944925the very small pool of decent english chuubas have no reason to sign up for it so we're getting these rejects instead. Thanks YAGOO
>>23944925I'm hoping that only the vocal minority is this shitty, hopefully we'll get some sleeper hits from the auditions.
>>23944957Why did she censor her name on the screenshot?
>>23944957Lets see Towa get 3 champon in 3 hours.
>>23944925The typical weeb slut is really dead on arrival. I think if they should just risk it and hire a batshit crazy mormon slut or something like that. At least make it interesting.
https://twitter.com/221EX/status/1264663931768856576What did Fubuki mean by retweeting this?
>>23944966probably because she was using her real account.
Haachama?! https://youtu.be/dRbD18SQsn0
>>23944960That is exactly the case, a vocal minority that faggots from here love giving attention to. Shit maybe they just post about themselves here on a mocking manner.
>>23944929>>23944894I think it's less that she likes cheating and more that she want to be "taken" by someone other than her husband. It's like take the rape fetish to the next level not only do you get degraded but so dose your lover.
>>23944972She's a lone wolf, but it doesn't make it any less lonely at the top.
>>23944973Jesus
Do you think Haachama even slept last night with this goin on?
>>23944980Based
>>23944916It's more fun when all verifiable info about a dox gets deleted, then all the oldfags know the info is real but none of the newfags believe it because there's no actual proof.
>>23944973What's her goal?
Fubuki is never lonely because she constantly has Holostar dick in her mouth.
>>23944972She’s been abandoned...
>>23944986>slept last nightIf you watched her zatsudan you'd know she was looking forward to her last chance to stay up all night before normal school resumes on tuesday
>>23944983someone really going through all that trouble just to get some yous
>>23944960I'm less hopeful only because i doubt many decent content creators actually follow hololive stuff and would be interested in doing it themselves. Heck in the case of hololive, it's already probably a very small number of actual women that follow that stuff, and the number of them that can actually do anything would naturally be even smaller. There's probably a very small amount of people who actually have all the things that it takes to be a good entertainer. Just because you like games, doesn't mean you would make a good game streamer, and that's true for any type of content they could produce.
>>23944875Watch Roberu.
What did I miss
>>23944983>Don't talking in chat please!
Please educate me on whether Matsuri's lesbian shtick is real or not.
>>23944952I think Ru! was a genuine menhera in the past but she probably got over the phase thanks to age and can now thrive on self deprecating jokes.
I believe "Nnaaaaa" is the smartest catchphrase ever.
>>23944986Its not even that big of deal, she fucked up and her mom and sister talked to her about it. She's fine bro
>>23945009Matsuri just wants to be loved
>>23945004Shion loves bald white men
>>23945009When do you think it's fake?
>>23944925Don't work in HR, you will lose faith in humanity. 90% of the applicants that make it through to the interview round make me think "wtf is wrong with you?"
>>23945009She's bisexual
>>23945009She's legitimately bi.
>Reminder your akasupas to Matsuri just go back to Hoshikawa.Based Nijisanji bros
>>23944810The person who drew this forgot to include the pig in it.
>>23945020me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20&t=1sMake sure to give Towa your daily (you)
>>23945009She's bisexual. She really just wants love, but overwhelms most people she comes across.
>>23944810that's pretty cute
>auditions for EN passes>some tranny takes cocokaine's designpls give me hope yagoo, just nuke everything
>>23944983I like haato getting popular but sadly it brings along retards like this.
>>23943225Why is suisei built for pure breeding?
>>2394502690% of HR people make me feel the same. Every time I've been contacted by an HR I was either hugely underqualified of hugely overqualified or was already employed at a better position. Literally how do those people have a job they're all horrible at it
>>23945000hololive seems to do pretty well at filtering out shitty people with their audition process, probably due to learning their lesson so early with Chris.Hopefully whoever is handling the English auditions has the same ability to filter as the staff who handle Japanese auditions.
>>23944775wasn't it 43kg or was that Rushia's
>>23944793I love seeing this post in the /a/ NTR threads.
>>23945039She would make a great singer for an anime OP/ED.
>sleep for 6 hours>shifting through 3k posts>something something coco trans holoEN transWhat the fuck is happening?
>>23945045Superior Russian genes
>>23945048Aqua is 148cm 44.5kg
>>23945048it's 140kg and 44.5 cm
>>23945055Lunafags are confirmed trannies who also hate Coco
>>23945055Dead hours
>>23945057She's 48 kg now.
>>23945046How do you lose a job on being overqualified
>>23945019>>23945040These guys get it.
>>23945048Aqua's 24cm 156kg
shion's laugh makes my dick hardand there's also that forehead...
>>23945057148cm is with the headband. She's actually 142cm, shorter than Rushia and the second-shortest holo.
>>23943197Of course, Americans can't keep that shit to themselves.This isn't a nijisanji situation where Melissa just goes "Just call me whatever" and doesn't talk politics, or like Mayuzumi who just straight up keeps that shit out of his vtuber persona. Better to just stay out of firing range than doing nothing but dodge bullets all day.
Coco...
>holoEN is going to be twitter sjw trannies>fubuki being fubuki will retweet their shit>the entire fanbase becomes rainbow flag furries with weird pronouns like ffxiv's playerbase>fbk will get blamed for bringing hololive to ruins
>>23945063in america they wont give overqualified people the job because they either want more pay or they leave after a certain amount of time
>>23945063Overqualified: you tend to require high paygrade, they don't want to pay you as much. This is why you see so many senior staff get fired for cheap, inexperienced hires. This is why companies like Blizzard are dead.
>>23945048According to her Pokedex entry she's 0.1m 999kg
>>23945063You fuck up management structures if the new entry level employee is better and more knowledgeable than senior employees.plus they're going to be expecting promotions and raises out the ass if they come in getting paid jack shit.
>>23945063What I mean is when I'm job hunting and I get contacted by HR people from some company, it's always a position I clearly am not fit for. Obviously I don't want a job I'm overqualified for since it would pay as well as a job I'm perfectly qualified for...
>>23945078>egg not obtainablethis is bullshit
>>23945071fubuki...
>>23945052She did covers of these in her previous life
>>23945083>would paywould not pay rather
>>23944786Are the ID holos actually any decent?
>>23945063it's very simple. in tech for example PhD is sometimes (although this is exaggerated) a detriment to employment since that means a higher starting salary and less likelihood of retaining employee on a less competitive position..
>>23945071So what happens when they learn about Matsuri just being an actual pedo or Suisei being a shounencon? Will they try to cancel hololive? Will lyger finally get to save Matsuri?
With how much the internet is excited about gen 4 right now, just imagine the explosion of popularity they'll get when they get their first alt outfits, and their 3D models.
>>23945096They are playing characters
>>23945030>>23945031>>23945040I thought that the people who say that she's bi are only saying that because they think they have a chance with her
>>23944301original content is... ALIVE?
>>23945096they are okay with 5 year old cross dressers dancing in gay bars in nyc, I really don't think either of those two things will bother them
>>23945089Iofi and Risu are alright.Personally out of the IDs I only really check out Risu though and she has severe technical problems but she is sweet and has a nice voice.
>>23945063as a hiring manager i disqualified more people for being overqualified than under. some roles are just jobs meant for more junior people and you know someone with certain qualifications will either ask for more money than the company will pay or will get bored instantly and produce worse output than an engaged junior level person
>>23945100What if Hitler was playing a character
>>23945089Risu is comfy and adorable as shit but is held back by having to use her sister's shitty laptopIofi is alright and has been doing a lot of collabs lately with Holos like Subaru and WatameMoona is a fat cunt
>>23944749>>23944793>NTR is the most popular genre in japanI happen to be an idiot on this subject.-translated 326555NTR -cheating7040 results-ntr cheating5058NTR + Cheating12098NTR and Cheating constitutes 3.705% of all untranslated eromanga/erodoujin, I would have used a 'Japanese' language tag but that doesn't get used often enough.language: english63378ntr -cheating2700-ntr cheating3868NTR + Cheating6568NTR and Cheating constitutes 10.363% of all english translated eromanga/erodoujin community.For fun, I decided to look up NTR and cheating under the western category.-translated77260NTR -cheating441-NTR cheating1390NTR + Cheating1831NTR and Cheating constitutes 2.370% of all Western shit. Keep in mind that a lot of faggots use the Western tag for both imagesets and artist compilations. After plugging it in the English tag- which basically ensures it's a comic and has dialogue/story comparable to an erodoujin/eromanga- it bumped up from 2-ish percent to 5.105%.Keep in mind that anything under the -translated tag includes all other erodoujins/manga that are of course, untranslated and includes a variety of other languages- so take this all with a grain of salt. I decided to exclude imagesets, artist CG and game CG solely because they tend to skew results since westfags, chinks, and gooks also upload under that tag. I used Sad Panda since I'm more familiar with it and you can find both raws and translated shit there. Lastly, I separated NTR and Cheating, and added them all up later at the end because tag autists can never decide which is which most of the time; If you were wondering plugging in ntr and cheating only results in 2000-ish under the -translated doujins.
>>23943454>>23944892Wait, i just watched the stream and it doesn't sound like MeniereYou have Vertigo along with gradual loss of motor function after the temporal audiosensory is gone, very degenerative that's rarely rarely seen in younger ageShe doesn't mention any of those, just tinnitus for nowpray for her
>>23945106>tfw the last bastion of OC is a bunch of narrativefags on /jp/
>>23945100Please anon what part of being a cheerleader makes you want to marry a JS if laws didn't exist?
>>23945104She literally said she's bi and talked about wanting to suck dick
>>23945096It just comes down to different social norms in different societies. Even Matsuri won't pretend she's seen 3d pedo porn because that's actually illegal in Japan. She and Marine talking about Lo etc is mostly due to that still being legal in Japan but there's no way something like that is OK in the West. The best solution is just not to interact too much with each other to be honest.
>>23945089I like Iofi the most, she's chill and speaks both English and Japanese very well. Risu is alright, she's slightly too energetic for my tastes though, she really does feel like a knock off Korone at times.Moona is an absolute trainwreck.
https://files.catbox.moe/6viijf.webm
>>23945110Hitler wasn't real, they never found his body.
>>23945100Dude they get mad at anime character being lolicon, nothing can stop their rage.
>>23945104She's mentioned her ideal boyfriend in prior streams, admitted she's bi and most recently has talked about finding Octane hot. The problem is her big crush on Hoshikawa and her clinginess IRL overwhelming people. She doesn't know how to hold back and build a relationship properly. She's an eager beaver.
>>23945117tldr cuck I'm not reading that
>>23945126she'll be in luck when the new holoEN "girl" arrives
>>23945100Oh boy it's this guy again.
>>23945117Thanks for the numbers, netorarechad.
>>23945096cancel culture too stronk, if they ever manage to get through the door, the first thing they'll do is drive out hololive's entire audience with shitty politically charged opinioninos. If they ever do get fired they'll piss and scream kicking up a storm of sjw to band against yagoo demanding his head on a platter and with nips being deathly allergic to controversy they'll issue out apologies giving trannies another mile.
>>23945118You know the posts about Aqua bullying Towa are the best kind of OC, don't lie.
>>23945132So he is a character. Who was playing him then?
>>23945157donald frump
What did she mean by this?
>>23945138>>23945126you realize she makes her money of pretending to be girlfriend material to a bunch of autists online? of course she's going to pretend she's bi and lead them on.
So, holoEN will tops Moona's crusades about lewd or not?
i need more subbed subaru
>>23945140>NTR and Cheating constitutes 3.705% of all untranslated eromanga/erodoujin>NTR and Cheating constitutes 10.363%>NTR and Cheating constitutes 2.370% of all Western shit including imagesets and artist comps. Screening it for only comics results in 5.105%.I'm going to take my autism and go back to playing with spreadsheets and waiting for Towa.
>>23945164She drew Australia engulfed in flames, as it should be.
>>23945154She may not be but Aqua is probably the most professionally oriented and ambitious amongst the girls. She completely cut public interaction wih Siina after the bf incident for example, and she almost never collabs with/mentions Mea on youtube while doing tons of it on Bilibili. That is to say if Towa doesn't bring any benefit to her stream it's completely reasonable that she would ignore her.
>>23945164Haachama...
>>23945152Japan literally doesn't care about west's cancel culture, if anything they laugh it off and keep on their own bussiness. What might happen though is westerns driving out other westerns' interest on hololive and even vtubers in general.
Papachama posted a new article this morning about cyber bullying and at the end says he is going to talk about an 'idol' vtuber and that he won't forgive anyone who attacks her and will protect her with all his might.God fucking damn it I know he means well but he's so stupid he can only make this worse I'm going to get ulcers
>>23945165If you want to believe that, I don't care either way
>>23945166Westerners are at least open about their sexuality.
>>23945182I hear feminism is slowly invading Japan as well. They watch the same films made by the same jewish producers there's a limit to how much they can resist
>>23945165Sure thing, characterfag
>>23945164Peko
>>23945191Japan actually needs feminism though.
>>23945179That's probably her management, she's autistic and an ex-hikki. The one time she was left to her devices she ended up playing with only Abadango instead of her members.
>>23945169At least two channels are subbing her frequently now. But that's only gameplay videos, I doubt someone is going to be subbing her best content.
>>23945184>will protect her with all his mightWhat is he gonna do? Stab me?
>>23945184PAPACHAMA!?
>>23945184Now we know where she got her genes from
>>23945191Where did you read that, some random western twitter retard? kekBesides that, otaku culture is detached from that kind of shit, unless it comes to law concerning lolicon and that kind of stuff.
>>23945191Search for BL NL on twitter and you'll find some of that, fujos literally getting outraged for gay men who don't even give a fuck
>>23945189who knows, what if the character Hololive creates for the HoloEN's are under 18. Imagine how fucking retarded shit will be when the HoloEN person gets angry at people who draw porn of her because the character is a "child"
>>23945184gdi
>>23945184Holy shit, I thought you were trolling but it's real.
>>23945191don't they already have low birth rate? if they go full feminism mode they will die out so fast. or they will take all the middle east immigrants to make up the difference.
>>23945195>Japan actually needs feminism though.
>>23945215I wish it was a narrative I truly do
>>23945216Didn't we talk about that low birth rate shit like 2 threads ago
>>23944916Just go look on wayback, I did a force save there. It's all safe.
>>23945191>hurr durr feminism bad because women say mean things >:(
>>23945213I mean, most of Hololive is supposedly 17-ish or under 18. Of course they're going to get hit by the anti-lolicon crusade sooner or later all the while making articles about how age is just a number and that how Abdul raping your child is acceptable
>>23945184Lol
>>23945128I'm not talking about her being into lolicon that's why I said an actual pedo. Yeah, some people will get pissy she acts like a lolicon and claims to be one. People would just bring up the fact she's talking about fiction. I don't assume she's seen real 3d pedo porn. But there was that one collab where she agreed that if laws didn't exist she would marry a JS.>What would you do if laws didn't exist?Gibara: I'd marry a JS, also as soon as they grow too old I'd change it for another one (Matsuri agrees with Gibara just in the child part, not in the getting another one) Gundou asks if they'd have sex with said JS and Matsuri says "But of course" and Gibara mentions even getting a dildoMatsuri: I'd kill someone just for the fun of it while watching as they pass away (Matsuri mentions her dad is a policeman). Her preference for the act is a young male having a happy life. (Then again what the fuck do you expect from the girl that does knive fights with her mom as her mom did with her grandma)Mea: I'd make a law every ikemen would have to kiss me daily. Otaku are out of the scope so plz resign youself
>>23945184
>>23945191are you ok
>>23945165can you stop being stupid for just one minute anon
>>2394522917 is legal in most of the world...
>>23944786Best girls of their respective groups, so yes
>>23945217You at least should be more empathetic to women's issues as a fellow 35p
>>23945229well yeah, westerners complaining is one thing, but imagine if the person playing one of those characters becomes part of that crusade.
>>23945226Feminism bad because I'm not a woman, I don't see it being good for me in any way. Fuck it then
Use wisely.
>>23945189
>>23945236Not in America, 25 or younger is pedo territory for cartoons. Ignore Mohammed and Tyrone though, they're fine.
>>23945195>>23945226>japan needs feminismImagine being such a retard.
>>23945236you think Americans care?
>>23945184consequences will never be the same
>>23945231based mea.
>>23945247Do Americans really not have sex with 16 year olds legally!?
>>23945243if it weren't for feminism, you wouldn't be here right now.
>>23945244I wish Matsuri was the one who got hypnotized instead of Rushia, Rushia's hypnotized face makes me hard but I don't like Rushia.
>lgbt shit>feminismthis is not very otaku at all my dudes
>>23945241I wouldn't see that happening unless they get handed the character after they pass the audition, instead of filling in for a character in the first place.
>>23945216i spend all my free time on miko and hololive!
>>23945236>>23945247In America, over 50% of the state have their age of consent at 16.
>>23945264Based.
>>23945249>>23945217You guys are fine with idol culture? i thought you guys supported hololive.
how long till haachama gets kicked out?
>>23945229Americans should not be allowed to talk about age of consent
At least 2/3 of holoID is degenerate.
>>23945256
>>23945216Japan's low birth rate is a myth held up by purityfags. The vast majority of people are having sexual relationships and obviously will have children.
>>23945256American age of consent laws are pretty stupid. Only a few states set the age of consent at 18, and even then states that have it under that have a bunch of footnotes like "It's 16 as long as the age difference is exactly 900 days or under, otherwise it's 18"
>>23945272YAGOO would never forsake his children, just ignore Chris.
>>23945264Every day
>>23945256It depends on the state in New Jersey the AOC is 16 while in California it is 18
>>23945184inb4 the v-tuber he's going to talk about is Aqua because that's the only one he follows. I doubt Papachama is particularly proud of her daughter being a degenerate and talking about feet online.
>>23945272If she gets kicked out her papa will literally kill yagoo, he already made the threat of "protecting" her at any cost...
>>23945239He's just avatarfagging, I bet he's not even a 35p
>>23945283Anzu...
>>23945184Where's he posting those articles?
Towa's morning stream turned into an Apex stream...
>>23945284I'm pretty sure if Papachama was going to collab with Haachama it would be a feet collab
Imagine getting vtuber cucked by your dad
>>23945184The cyber bullying article has nothing to do with Haachama you sperglords. It's about the girl from Terrace House who committed suicide.
>>23945271You say that as if the concept of Seiso doesn't apply to most of the Holo's already.Many of them won't collab with males because they either know or suspect their fans won't like it, and others don't exactly talk about their boyfriends even if it wouldn't be a surprise if they had one.And have you already forgotten the Yabee incident?
>>23945293Hey don't question the narrative
>>23945285Why do Cover attract so many shady characters?
>>23945297She usually does that, just changes it to whatever she feels like in the morning.
Cute Roboco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvgHMKOJNY
>>23945301Scroll to the bottom retard, it specifically mentions that in a future article he will talk about cyberbullying regarding an "idol VTuber".
>>23945184like father like daughter
>>23945276Texas' is actually 15 assuming you're within 2 years of each other
>>23945309I wish she didn't have to resort to shitposting to stay alive Robobros...
>>23945309Cute!
>>23945267I can't imagine boinking a 16 year old, but at the same time the size of women at that age from all the weird hormones they put in food now and how stacked it's making teens, it makes it really hard to tell if they are of legal age anymore.
>>23945184Papachama...
>>23945184We done goofed.
would you eat haachama's overcooked balut?
>>23945184This is a narrative I can get behind.
>>23945309Why is allowed for her to have so many outfits?, I EXIGE EQUALITY FOR ALL HOLOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNp8tfL25PMimagine living with her and having to hear this constantly...
>>239452791.2 replacement vs 1.6-1.8 in the West. The problems largely come down to work culture and housing. Impossible to raise children in shoeboxes. The reason why Abe has such a mixed reception is he's constantly fighting the battle between keeping Japan pure and importing workers to preserve the economy, he's got opposition because he's trying to balance things out.
Reminder that age of consent may not mean what you think it does. Laws are written in different languages so certain terms may not not directly translate into your native language. A people being able to consent merely means you aren't explicitely commiting rape if you're having intercourse. If they're legally considered a minor they are mostly likely still a no-no, unless you're an age peer. Make sure to know your laws or laws of any country you plan on visiting. Gettting laid is not worth going to jail.
>>23945271I thought the narrative was that hololive is a horrible black company that operates like any other abusive idol production?Is it supposed to be a revolutionary feminist reshaping of idol culture now?
>>23945315Based Texasbro.
>>23945332I love it, and her laugh is why I started watching hololive
i heard if you can beat haachama's father in a fist fight he'll let you marry his daughter, is this true???
>>23945345No, but Hana's dad said something like that.
>>23945195go back
>>23945345yes
>>23944301Thank fuck i can get my asacoco fix
>>23945285So Yagoo has Papachaama after his life and Papa Marine after his ass? No wonder he ran back to the farms.
>>23945334I do know the AOC laws in the state I live in. It basically makes it safe to have sex with someone who is 16-17 as long as you don't have authority over them. I learned that most people in my state don't know this and just assume it's 18.
>>23945315This applies to most states, romeo and juliet laws, as long as you're within 2 years its "okay"but there's some limitations and judges can always be assholes if you're sleeping with a sheriff's daughter or something.
>>23945351Why? everyone needs feminism
>>23945350How cute is her daughter? She's a hafu right?
good morning, I hate women.
>>23945274quick rundownRisu wants to be lewded, what about the other 2?
>>23945334>Gettting laid is not worth going to jail.IDK anon I talked to pedo and he said rapping a 9-year-old was worth going to jail.
>>23945329CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>>23945334well yeah, there's a bunch of shit that's added to age of consent laws mainly to protect underage people from punishment. In a place like California, if two teenagers sleep with each other, the parent can report one of the teens and that teen will be branded as a sex offender. Other states have it at 16 but add in rules that say "as long as the age difference is X number" in order to allow teens to fuck on prom night. really places still prioritize the "are they a minor" side rather than a number. To keep this on topic, this is why people get so stupid about drawing underage anime characters, the age of consent argument is actually fucking bullshit so these people still see them as "kids," either way this shit is dumb because it's all fictional characters and not actual 16 year olds.
>>23945244WTF!? We had the same idea and even the same filename.I clipped the looping end card though.
>>23945370Japanese-American.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Hachaama’s father or it’s just “””funposting””” narrativefags?
>>23945376they don't call iofi erofi for nothing...
>>23945378kek
Quick post the last kanji you saw while doing you're reps.授業
>>23945376Iofi's a fujo
>>23945388Papachama is a good boy, he just isn't a smart good boy.
>>23945378
>>23945378you're pretty good anon
>>23945388if you look hard enough you'll find your answer
>>23945271idol culture is what supports hololive. it has always been like this, and it will always be. western feminism will only harm hololive
So looking at that pic from uh earlier... did anyone notice how huge Haato's shoes are?
>>23945398能力
>>23945369maybe what it used to be decades ago, not the retardation that it is nowadays.once again go back.
>>23945406pe KO
>>23945378Finally the cyber police will deal with doxxfags.
>>23945413Juggalo gangs??
>>23945410True, Hololive built iself up by idolfaggotry
>>23945388best if you check the 2nd thread before this one for full effecttl;dr touchama holds the dominant retard genes that runs down haachamamamachama and kokoro is the less retarded so they DISAVOW
>>23945403So she hates straight porn?
>>23945417The feminism in Japan isn't western feminism.
>>23945413Small feet isn't a common thing.
>>23945426Hololive is idolfaggotry and that's a good thing
>>23945410idol culture is pretty much the same thing as simp culture, the only thing that will be different with HoloEN are that they can't shill an onlyfans
>>23945430Can't people like thing without hating other thing in your world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFStkRwm8tQ Towa
>>23945431source: dude trust mefor the last time go back.
>>23945388chichichama is a good man but shares a total iq of 60 with his daughter
>>23945419
>>23945435This but unironically
>>23945430Don't know about that.
>>23945302>And have you already forgotten the Yabee incident?I thought the probable with the Yabee incident was that Towa lied not that she had men there.
>>23945398渋滞It's been a while
>>23945440Apex is a lot more fun to watch as a collab. Tell Towa to make more friends.
>>23945438Idol culture is unique, it's like organized religions.
we joke about mel and towa... but the first one to retire will be haachama...
>>23945425according to a haato tweet they made up or were in the process of
>>23945403basedthen again i know a lot of SEA girls who are batshit crazy about their fujo hobbies
>>23945441>haha i said the meme guys i'm such an oldfag XD
>>23945425There's also a possibility to Haato's mother's side of the family is Flip, evidenced by her dad being Jap and her grandmother living in Flipland, and her dad working in Flipland.
>>23945413Yes, but don't all japs wear big shoes?
>>23945460The first one to retire will be YAGOO.
>>23945293>>23945303>they don't know
shion is so smug
>>23945184Oh no! We dun goofed!!This father, he backtraced it and has reported us to the cyber police AND the state police.
>>23945439Of course they can but fujos are very strict about what they like just like yuri fansStraight stuff ruins their gay shipping fetish
>>23945302That's just because there's no reason to poke that particular nest.Having a boyfriend or whatever would have very little impact in an idol's image (except maybe Rushia because she leans on that pretty hard), but there's no incentive to explicitly deny/confirm it.If some losers are paying for this flimsy seiso image, there's no reason to refuse them.
>>23945480> very strict about what they like just like yuri fanssomeone should tell /u/ this.also someone should tell /y/ this as well.
>>23945406>>23945448
>>23945471Did you already forget about asamiko newsman?
>>23945485HAACHAMA1?
>>23945448https://files.catbox.moe/wxzu82.webm
>>23945485I can't read upside-down kanji
>>23945457I actually had less fun with Coco/Watame/Luna last night than Towa on her own. But I find Aqua/Shion more fun than Towa.
>>23945463Basically admitting he's right because you had to resort to a green text comeback instead of hard factspathetic.
>>23945480You can't really use loud minorities to define entire fandoms
>>23945454Antis and narrativebros don't want you to know that though.
>>23945100SJWs don't seperate reality from fiction.Why do you think the protect the tiddies of fake anime ninja girls instead of actually trying to free the thousands of female child slaves somewhere in the ME and Europe?
>>23945496Just turn your monitor upside down, anon.
>>23945483>Having a boyfriend or whatever would have very little impact in an idol's imageyou know nothing about idols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFStkRwm8tQTowa is LIVECome watch her do 3000 damage in apex.
Why does aqua only have live singing streams lately? What's going on.
>>23945511I'm talking about "idols" vtubers, not actual idols.
OHAYAPPI
>>23945508Doing the latter would be raycess?
>>23945488
>>23945508As long as it's a character they'll always be in the wrong regardless of what argument they make
>>23945486Are you seriously telling me /u/ is fine with hetero content? Have you ever been to that board?
>>23944301biggest kusa
>>23945517Vtubers are real idols!!
Is there any Hololive Minecraft timeline like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk4Lq1Ig6iQI feel like I've missed out on so much and it's hard to piece together the progression of all the fun events that happened.
>>23945526>not knowingone of their biggest "translators" constantly shills blatant het shit manga as """subtext"""its not exactly high standards when they will eat up any CGDCT manga and say its totally yuri subtext.
>>23945514>3000 damageis that the challenge? shes gonna be done in under an hour
>>23945517>>23945535https://files.catbox.moe/cjclzr.webm
>>23945543there's no challenge, she's just that good.
>>23945541>het shit...
Towa's laugh heals me...
>>23945543>shes gonna be done in under an hourThat's the plan, she doesn't like long streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QCL78MSo0E Kaoru
>>23945543She's just practicing Wraith since she got the kunai, the 3000 damage is just a reference to a picture she posted on Twitter.Also she hasn't slept yet.
>>23945546Real life idols do a lot of demeaning shit too when they go on those variety shows
miko always looks like she's leaning back when she streams, made me think of this
>>23945541That's not liking het managa that's liking their pretend version on the manga where all the girls are fucking each other and the disgusting boys are gone.
>>23945563>she hasn't slept yet because she was so excited about her kunaiWhat is she, a grade schooler? Why is Towa so fucking cute?
>>23945271I'm fine with idol culture, i wish it wasn't in some cases so exploitative but that's pretty much how it is, the game is rigged from the start and it's not limited to idols, it's happens everywhere in movies, in books and in regular jobs.If you want want soe change that's not idol culture you need to fight at but our society, nitpicking is all nice and dandy but it's a drop in the ocean.
>>23945570looks retarded that her chin isnt always visible but she cute so i let it slide
>>23945562Gonna watch this over Apex. Sorry, Towa.
>>23945556fucking kek
>>23945572I don't think it was the kunai. Speaking from my own experience she probably set the early morning stream, and then was so worried about sleeping in and missing it that she couldn't fall asleep at all. Either that or she was up crying all night.
>>23945570she's reclining...
Why is it bad if a holo cries or is sad during a live? From a business perspective, wouldn't it be interesting to watch that side of them and get them more superchats? Why are they so against showing negative emotions?
>>23945591Holy shit, why is Towa so cute?
>>23945593her numbers matches her sitting position...
>>23945570
>>23945574>If you want want soe change that's not idol culture you need to fight at but our society>our societyYou're not Japanese anon. Your just an outsider looking in. You have no effect on idol culture.
>>23945508>SJWs don't seperate reality from fiction.this is not the place to say this
>>23945517idols, seiyuus, vtubers. they have the same fans.having a boyfriend is ok as long as you don't get caught, and you'll lose a bunch of them if you do.
supachas...
>>23945566https://streamable.com/r5dwwr
>>23945617YAMERO!
>>23945604her chair must be really comfy...
>>23945602Then people would claim they're acting sad just to milk supachas
Towa...
>>23945619they know
>>23945517You know nothing about vtubers idolfags either it seems.
>>23945602That interesting side of them exists because it isn't shown all the time. Also what kind of retard would want to watch someone crying for 2 hours?
Korone needs to stop with the 5 hours of sleep thing. She's getting closer to when it all catches up with you.
>>23945602I want her to be happy and never cry on stream or otherwise.
pro gamer
>>23945603Tomboy power
why cant you play apex alone? i want to play the same games as my fav holos...
Watching towa play is actually pretty impressive, she's really good.Her positioning is a little bad, but she's new to apex so that's expected. Its not a surprise that Aqua avoids playing with her, Towa would make Aqua look like a handicap squirrel.
>>23945617What did she do to piss off her gachikois?
Go watch Kaoru playing chocobo dungeon
Ti amo-Sakura Miko
>>23945602It's not like there's a issue to that? Towa got some mad cash from acting sad just yesterday, nobody stopped her from milking SC.
>>23945613I think I do a pretty decent job separating reality and fiction. I'm not talking about junior idols or JS bra's in the AKB thread right now because those are real girls.
>>23945619Hololive variety show when?
Does Noel pad her breasts
I just want to see mel's 3d model's titties bouncing around
>>23945646You can play alone, unless you mean getting paired up with two other random people, in which case it's not that bad. Most of the time they won't even pay much attention to you or care about you so it's like you're solo anyway.
>Towa is making fun of Kaoru's beyblade ASMRtowa... no...
>>23945660She binds them to make them smaller.
>>23945656>I domaybe you do, but not everyone.
>>23945649Stream with the homos
>>23945649only play animal crossing for 30 mins a day
>>23945667WTF...unsubscribed
>>23945658the 3D reveal streams are pretty close, they should just go all the way
>>23945647>New to APEXShe's not that new she's been playing since January at least. It's been proven across all her FPS that her aiming is good but her positioning and tactics are bad.
>>23945660Yeah, she pads them with dried squid.This is the reason why she smells fishy.
>>23945660No she's had big tits since she was a JC. I think she had D cups in middle school.
>>23945673Everyone here does a pretty good job of itReality = shit, fiction = good.
>>23945667What a bitch.
>>23945667Kaoru...
>>23945610Even if your japanese i'm pretty sure nobody has a way to make it stop, it's way bigger than a single person or even a thousand.
>>23945667What the fuck... why is Towa watching our boys...
>>23945660>he doesn't know
>Towa is making fun of Cookie MonsterOVER THE LINE
>>23945667no she's not...
>>23945667Towa...
>>23945652yo tambien the amo Mikochi...
>>23945619ドイツ人・・・
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1264694451433136129slutty dog...
>>23945667I hate Towa now.
>>23945697She's active on twitter so it would have been impossible for her to miss the Beyblade ASMR since it trended
>>23945652what does mikoti smell like
>>23945691Thanks for proving my point.
>>23945398扇動
>>23945652I want to lick
>>23945619uhh i dont get it?
>>23945712Korosan...
stop posting with ellipsis you fucking retards...
>>23945731But, anon...
Towa thinks Kaoru's ASMR stream was funny, so she's going to do an FPS ASMR where she's going to go to a shooting range and shoot guns near the mic.
>>23945731towa...
>>23945731I cannot...
>>23945691>fiction = goodEh? I'm pretty sure Naruto and Inuyasha wasn't good.
First Bilibili, then Civia, now Artia.What is it about Aqua that causes the Chinese to flock to her?
>>23945731Here's a (you)
>>23945731Anonbros...
>>23945660Yes she pads them with glands and fat you absolute retard
>>23945731hololive...
>>23945737No, she said she was going to go to a nearby elementary school and do that.
>>23945712
Towa just admitted that Aqua did not bring a chair, but a stepladder to slap her in front of YAGOO
https://twitter.com/saki_Ouga/status/1264136084734177281I know I'm late to this and it's not a holo, but damn.. I can't believe Saki is graduating.She had relative popularity, even got a nice 3D model, yet looks like her interest just wasn't there and now she will be gone.. Remember to cherish these times with our holos close to us still, for next year might look different a lot.
>>23945667Wonder how her audience would handle her collaborating with the Homos. If they stuck around after the incident would they be fine with Holopro collabs? She seems more comfortable around guys anyway.
>>23945731No...
>>23945737Great!! Now I wanna do ASMR shooting kids inside her
>>23945485Translate bogans
>>23945759Not really a surprise.
>>23945722You're welcome.>>23945744Fiction in general, there will always be shit fiction and good fiction. Reality and dealing with it is suffering.
>>23945164stop watching ESL subs
https://a.pomf.cat/mwznjh.webm
>>23945762Which Holos will graduate first?
>>23945737Towa's pumped up kicks!
>>23945737>>23945766I want to shoot kids with Towa!
>>23945744you just have shit taste
>>23945746the deep dark fantasies of the Chinese: they think all japanese are stupid but they want to turn cute japanese girls into their meido cumpet, aqua fits the bill
>>23945777Asamiko Newsman graduated yesterday.
>>23945777haachama...
>>23945719>>23945724imagine the smell
>>23945777I don't want to think about it.
Sneeze tasukaru
>>23945763She should just collab with the homostars it's not like her current fanbase would care.
>>23945117What is the difference between NTR and cheating stuff?
>>23945788Miko is probably very stinky, but gets defensive and angry if you call her stinky.
>>23945777I hope it's Luna. God fuck I hate her voice.
>>23945784Its sad that people have already forgotten about the best member of hololive
>>23945763I doubt they care that much, but I don't think it'd do much for her or them either way considering she's only a tiny bit more popular than the homos, and she's probably just as autistic around them.
>>23945762Oh fuck
I can't believe towa told westerners to stop watching her because she can't understand what us white piggus are saying.
To the fags who applied to HololiveEN, do you know Japanese? And if you don't are you making an earnest effort to learn it?
>>23945775>https://a.pomf.cat/mwznjh.webmnice
>>23945793Fags can't discern it and throw it around/use it interchangeably, hence the distinction and combination.
Wait, is she pregonate?How did she got gregnant if we haven't done it yet?
>>23945783Aono you're wrong Chinese girls want to be fucked by superior Japanese cock.
>>23945794god I want to bully her so bad
>>23945794She is not as stinky as chaama though
Akai "Nanking is not enough" Haato
>>23945794The way it should be
>>23945814anon, she is literally a bitch
who is the most powerful hololive
>>23945824Usada "Race War" Pecor
>>23945808I'm sure being able to speak japanese to a certain degree is one of the requirement.
>>23945794cheating: you're being cucked without noticingNTR: you're being cucked and you know it and like it
>>23945831pic unrelated
>>23945814If Korone is pregnant, will she give birth to puppies or humans? Or a mix of both?
>>23945831In terms of sheer strength? Probably Coco on account of her being a dragon
Chinks are mad again because apparently Haato's dad is very anti chink.
>>23945844What does that have to do with stinky Miko pits?
>>23945835Usada "Master Base for the Master Race" Pekora
>>23945844that's cuckolding not NTR, NTR is when you hate it, cucking is when you like it.
>>23945844>>23945793forgive me anonchama...
>>23945805Anon it's about making friends.
>>23945762cOLD, but yeah she's donezo ironically enough so is Sonicomoment of silence please we lost two of the greats
>>23945406https://twitter.com/animegirlnoises/status/1262449259875426308?s=21
>>23945649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgv0w-tPa0cThis is what happens when you get too cocky!
How much would you pay for your chuuba's Gamergirl bathwater?
>>23945831Homos: OgaHolos: Coco/Noel
You decide to become a vtuber and somehow make it big enough for your favorite holo to want to collab with you, what's your collab plan? (you know japanese)
>>23945831PPTenshi, she's God's servant after all
>>23945867>i might be able to talk to towatowa...
Watching Towa playing FPS is indeed much better. Apex is still shit though.
>>23945868What kind of loser do you take me for?
>>23944593It's delicious though, I assume she'll like it despite all her cooking skills she at some didn't she?
>>23945831this onehttps://streamable.com/rziqqi
>>23945870karaoke duet stream
>>23945881the kind that follows vtubers. now answer the question
>>23945854Sakura "Not white shoot on sight" Miko
>>23945814Dangerops prangant sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?
I hope Matsuri finds the person she's looking for and I hope that person appreciates her.
>>23945870I'm going to be Towa's RE5 partner.
>>23945895what is this, a festival for ants?
>>23945895Same here, ant anon
>>23945895she already found me
Tell me about the HololiveEN applicants.
>>23945895
>>23945870recorded offpako and asmr
>>23945814>>23945846
imagine bullying Mikochi into taking a shower because she has been streaming without panties all day haha...
>>23945731(you)...
>>23945868https://youtu.be/_KpYdDcijIw
>>23945889No, I wouldn't drink or buy the bathwater, I might drink Matsuri's pee out of curiosity but it would have to be from the source.
>>23945895Based thumbnail poster
why does the INNK brand seem so off, why don't they just slap holo in the name somewhere like everything else
>>23945885beautiful
>>23945908Every Anon here would be better than any of the actual applicants if we had the confidence to audition and the proof of past experience.
>>23945831Aki
>>23945913I want to lap up her boob sweat
>>23945913imagine bullying her in the bathtub as your shampoo her hair and tell her she smells like trash haha
>>23945868I will pay 20 dollars for Towa's bathwater, not because I want it but because it's proof she's being a good girl taking care of herself by bathing so I can worry less about her.
>>23945846Depends on the father
i think marine would be the perfect date for me- almost in her 30, so she has lower standards- I'm very shy, so her outgoing personality would balance with mine.- she is used to dealing with shy people because of her sister- likes doing lewd stuff- has experience as an office worker- has those showa moves that everyone likes
>>23945922
>>23945885ほくと ひゃくれつ 声 !
>>23945944Nobody like shy people anon, they might deal with you but nobody will ever enjoy being around you if you never assert yourself.
>>23945868I want Towa's bathwater so I can drink it. In case she has herpes, I can share her pain. This is the way of kenzoku
>>239458681500 dollaridos for Mea's rare bathwater.
If you're a real Haatofag, you will sub to Papachama's channel.
>>23945844so it not ntr if you can't make the other person feel like shit?
>>23945948Why did she stop healing her shield, then jump out of cover, then try to shoot someone when she had no health left and was away from her team? How do we improve Towa's non-shooting skills?
>>23945952this is not about her liking me though
>>23945318she's cuteposting bro. imagine it as a little bit of pep for the rest of your day.
>>23945944>so she has lower standards
>>23945957Mea bathwater is about as rare as mermaid tears, don't count on it.
https://youtu.be/NkvgHMKOJNYRoboco...................
Towa snacc
>>23945868only if it comes in a container with proper branding and has miko singing FAQ on it, then maybe like $5
>>23945885How much do I have to supacha Towa to hear her sing "YUWASHACK!" ?
>>23945926I've watched parts of the 11 hours Live2D video and it seems interesting enough that I wanna try as well, too bad I have 0 drawing experience.
>>23945971Drop that akasupa
>>23945971I'd rather her sing it as it should properly be sang, as a duet where she does the low parts.
>>23945891Kiryu "Trans rights kusa" Coco
Mikochaama?! https://voca.ro/d9Y70oD73LA
Rare single player FPS Towa gameplay!
>>23945814Little Koro-sans!
https://voca.ro/8oEnGb5p4cw
>>23945908It like americans idol, you would always see garbage singers first before getting to the real stage
>>23945977Who would she pair with then? Suisei?
>>23945870Highly modified/simplified DnD stream would probably be fun and interesting.
>>23945926I doubt they'll even consider dirty boys for their first batch
>>23945961probably thought she could get the drop on them.Her aim is good so she can down people pretty quickly so it works sometimes.
>>23945980You can't post that shit and not give source.
high level delusion...
>>23945984u sound like a bitch. no offense
>>23945982Only because it's in APEX. I wish Towa would play more single-player FPS like Titanfall since it has similar gunplay and movement mechanics as APEX.
>>23945987PPT
How long should I had to have been a Towafag to be considered an OG? Are three weeks before the yabeening enough?
>>23945980Me and my wifu Miko
what a boring day
>>23946003Who cares? As long as you like Towa you're good.
>>23945979Shirogane "Mental Oriental" Noel.
>>23946012Mikoti
>>23946000Towar playing CoD:MW when?
>>23946003As long as you didn't join to white knight/got attracted by westfag narratives on yabee you're good.
>>23945908>trans something somethingall you have to do to see whos auditioning is check the replies/rts/likes on the audition close post..theres your pool, take your pick of pronouns
https://youtu.be/HnjHJOLAAQk FBK
>>23946000I'd pay good money to see Towa play Titanfall 2
>>23946003If you really care about it any time before the yabee.
>>23945979Tokoyami Join the Family Towa
>>23946003We don't do that here
>>23946003>OGDoesn't exist. Fuck off.
>>23945996https://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE163805.html
Post the vid of Towa laughing at a dude for cumming too fast
>>23946000Would she accept my request of playing the original BLACK on PS2?
>>23946030imagine her laughing at you when you accidentally do it inside her.
Haachamachama〜
>>23945944>she has lower standardsShe has the highest standards though.
>play APEX all day>I wonder whats on right now>two trapsI guess I'll watch some more APEX...
>>23946014faq man you got me
>>23946015I miss Mianhttps://youtu.be/jkaDW7IZzJM
>>23946031Your best bet is to request it during one of her chat streams.
>>23946012I'm watching Kanata's endurance karaoke and making another absolutely terrified holo for some reason.
>>23946030>>23946036Why are Haatons like this?
>>23946036>Towa is into Humiliation FemdomMuh
>Towa has better aim than me>but worse game sense and positioningi wonder which one is better for apex.
>>23946030The farting one way funnier.
Kinda funny to think that if I were to be HoloEn, these are exactly the hours I'd be most active in streaming.
>>23946056Game sense and positioning by far. That's why she sucks at APEX but is good at R6S.
>>23946023https://a.pomf.cat/xmwewq.webm
>>23946056aim probably. towa melts people, takes me like 4x as long to kill people.
>>23946056The latter. Makes me think how would she fare in something as Movement Oriented as TF2 (the one with hats)
which holo would say kusaaaa as you cum inside her?no coco of course
>>23946060That's the point of HoloEN, dumbo. To fill out these hours. Then Towa will have all her EOPs stolen and will kill herself.
>>23946062>No art of Towa as a magia boss saying thatIf no one does it i'll feel tempted to do it myself.
>>23946056She did a bit of aim practice at the beginning, it looks pretty good
>>23946058That one wasn't Towa, if you weren't an EOP and could read the title of the video you would know that.
>>23946023https://files.catbox.moe/t61pvo.webm
>>23946064TF2 seems like it would actually be fun to play for chuubas, it's probably not as big anymore, and in Japan.
>>23946070Towa>That was a really BIG KUSA anon~
>>23945903Here you go
>>23945846Yes.
Towa is so fucking bad. I fucking hate it when my teammates wander off.
>>23946062getting good with these
>>23946070Coco Caine
>>23946070Towa, everyone else would have different lines.
>>23946042Who has the lowest?
>>23946084big 草
>>23945904And here you go
>>23946082>no ears on mom>only other adult is a dog>all the kids have dog earsis this implying what i think its implying?
>>23946070coco would read chat
>>23946077I fucking love this one
>>23946077Look at her go!
>>23946086What's she listening to, /jp/?
>>23946018I wish I had her song on loop
>>23946036>accidentallyThat's where you're wrong.
>>23946098It's two females so don't get your hopes up. It's strange. I love bestiality and I love kemenomimi but I hate furry.
Big Towa...
https://vocaroo.com/jSrWli3KSdM
they should stick to playing minecraft desu
>>23945335It is a horrible black company when you consider how often their talent is having emotional breakdowns on screen and are forced to take breaks from literally overworking. Throw in how they don't support their own talent who are being stalked and won't do anything until the talent hires their own counsel about it. The company is pretty shit.
>>23946111jokes on you.yuri beastiality is my favorite
>virgin vtubers covering their mini map while playing apex ranked>STACY TOWA WITH HER MINI MAP IN FULL VIEW
>>23946118pure disgust
>>23946105Melissa from Porno Graffiti of course
>>23946118Exploitable
crashing this thread with no survivors
>>23946113literally sound like a fag.reminds me of my voice and i don't like it.
>>23946122she'll be a big stacy once the stream sniper shots her from across the world because he knows exactly where she's at
>>23946064Hololive TF2 collab when?>>23946079I reinstalled it out of lockdown nostalgia and matches are still quick to find. I don't think it was ever that big in Japan but I saw a few JP streamers on Twitch.
>>23946122I don't get why they cover their map, anyone who has spent any time in the game can just look at their screen and know where they are, and that's assuming people are watching them and trying to kill them at the exact same time. On the flip side as a viewer who isn't trying to kill them it makes it harder for me to watch the stream because I can't tell where the circle is in relation to them.
>>23946077blessed
I love Towa's dumb laugh.
How many squads were there in that hot zone
Fubuking on Animal Crossing!
>>23946132Doesn't really matter if your pretty familiar with the map to be honest. I've sniped her a couple times just based on the area she's in.
>>23946147Fubuki... play literally anything else.. onegai...
>>23946147FBK...
>>23946132the map has been king's canyon for weeks now anon, if they glance at towa they pretty much know where she is.
>>23946148Towakiller...
>>23946135The TF2 JP servers tend to be filled with people from HK and sometimes SEA. Interesting trivia but the best TF2 team in Asia is half made up of nips, at least if they haven't changed over the last few years.
>>23946147She's almost doing it for free...
>>23946130https://streamable.com/5y4ri7
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1HC4y1p7YpDo girls really play games like this?
>>23946156Strange how King's Canyon feels like 5 different maps. Been playing it for ever and it doesn't get boring. Can't even remember the last time I played World's Edge.
>>23946147she’s trying to get forced graduation...
>>23946122i just wish she stream Apex fullscreen like all the others.
>>23946153>>23946155Y'all realize her AC stream is just a low-key chat and singing stream in disguise right? It's comfy.
please supacha fubuki
PLEASE SOMEONE WAKE UP AND PLAY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ANIMAL CROSSING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9_I27V6ikY朝だよhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvgHMKOJNY
>>23946172I'd still prefer she play Apex.
>>23946173only if she plays something else
>>23946174Towa's playing APEX right now.
>>23946174Towa is playing Apex right now
>>23946173Oh no I missclicked and sent my money to Towa. Sorry FBK maybe next time.
>>23946180>>23946181What
Ban all games that start with A
>>23943156what did I miss?
>>23946175booby
>>23946182A misclick implies you did something wrong.
>>23946175Towa...
>>23946174PLEASE SOMEONE WAKE UP AND PLAY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T APEX
>>23946174Towa is getting fucked on APEX right now.
>>23946193Fubuki is playing AC right now
>>23946187>Sniping ARK, APEX, and ACI don't think we would have content at that point bro
Roboco's new hairstyle is really cute, but I prefer her older one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QCL78MSo0Ebeyblade asmr master in the house
Towa aneeze tasukaru
No Mikochi today fellow 35Ps
someone get sneeze guy
>>23946197I wish FBK was playing Ace Combat again, those were the days.
fbk almost 600k subs, very poggers
>>23946209But the supercha...
Someone, please give the face of hololive, Fubuki, some supachas!
>>23946175watch roboco... zehi...
>>23946094Rushia or Noel
>>23946167Anon how have you not figured out that Aqua is gay yet?
>>23946205it's 9am and she just woke up
I'll give Fubuki supas if she uses them to buy a new game instead of using them on gacha.
>>23946197can't believe Fubuki's somehow managed to play Asheron's Call after they closed the servers.
>>23946094sensei, she's getting desperate
Which holos would enjoy WH40k?Which ones would be loyalist/chaos
>>23946208Just wait til AC8 releases, fellow ace... it'll be our time again.
Why is fubuki vaping on stream?
I genuinely don't understand what Matsuri sees in Hoshikawa. This isn't even a hate post or anything, but she's just not an interesting person. Her streams are incredibly boring.
>600k subs>mid tier viewers>bottom tier superchatsFubuki...
Is Towa in bronze or gold
>>23946245She cute
>>23945944At least you believe in yourself anon.I however accepted that no woman's standards are low enough for me and if they were it's because they're 100% undesirable as well
>>23946246>still makes a decent living>everyone loves and respects her
>FBK is playing Animal Crossing againThis is why she only gets like MAYBE 5k viewers a stream nowadays.
>>23946248https://apex.tracker.gg/profile/pc/towasamadayo
>>23946246AC isn't really something you just superchat for anon... Chuubas get most suupas when they succeed at something or do something impressive. AC is too slow paced for anything like that.
>>23945831Literally unbeatable.https://a.pomf.cat/tobepz.webmThat's not even her final form.
which holo would be into CBT? no towa
>>23946239would you still love your Holo if she said brb, and hot mic'd the fattest bong rip live
>>23946251She seems cute at first, but you quickly realize she's a shallow person who comes off as a tryhard.
>>23946246I really don't think she cares at all, she just wants to stream whatever she wants and shill her colleagues.
>>23946234She posted on twitter about how good a wife she would be. Please someone take these goods
>>23946248she's predator
Towa really needs a new main after the Pathfinder nerf
>>23946265She really seems like a boring slut
>>23946261kaoru
>>23945944>tfw my Dad won't give me my sizeable inheritance unless I get married firstLet me achieve wizardy at least...
>>23946260Where is this from?
>>23946267Bullshit, Hololive is a competition and those who don't thrive will die.
>>23946255Well at least she's playing something she has fun with, I think that's preferable than her forcing herself to play something unenjoyable>>23946264Luna is unhinged so she'd be the one
>>23946252You...you okay there anon?
>>23946281Not really we still keep the 50 viewers holostars around
>>23946246i wonder how much their base salary is and if they renegotiate it every x months
>>23946281I think everybody would be streaming 8 hours a day if that was the case.
>>23946281Die of what?
roboco's voice does something to my head
>>23946260>>>/jp/nijisanji
>>23945762I just noticed Miko follows Saki. Makes me wonder, she never collabed and haven't commented either on Saki's graduation tweet, probably simply really liked the blonde gyaru on the outset of things. Then again who knows.
>>23946268breeding spinos 24/7 on ARK means she wants someone to make her a mother
>>23946261Haachama. But she'd fuck up, permanently cripple your balls and desperately apologize all the way to the hospital.
>>23946260Grrr...this pressure ! her powerlevel is unreal it's taking all I have just to stand up !
>>23946273She needs to main someone who isn't Wraith or Bloodhound so she can actually collab with other Holos. Perhaps she can become a Loba main and we can draw art of Towa as Loba.
>>23946281>chuuba battleroyaleyabai
>>23946290Probably with inflation
Kinda fucked that Aqua and Rushia are out here eating caviar and driving lambos despite being just random sluts while the Holostars who are actually talented have to make due spending 90% of their income on rent and eating cupmen every day.
>>23946281why are pekofags like this?
>>23946245skanks of the same feather
>>23946260Why is Aki so underrated?
>>23946028Good DLC with enough lore to stand on its own. 10/10 would download again.
>>23946265Maybe she's really hot in real life or something.
>>23946300That's quite interesting. I didn't notice that either.
which of you fags was this
>>23946309What does Miko play as?
>>23946310I wonder if anybody here remembers that anon who plugged all the Holos into some shitty online Hunger Games simulator a couple of months ago.
>>23946246>>23946254>>23946290How much is their base salary? Does it scale to the subscribers they have or the views they get?
https://youtu.be/iN4JSDPWG_E
>>23946310Apex holo server soon.
Towa?!
>>23946321It's kinda sad that she has less subs than Mel, I don't know why nips don't appreciate her as much as the average holo
I'm going to do it.... I'm going to play Apex legends.... This better be fun or I will never trust vtubers ever again (not really though).Who should I main? I liked the robot guy Pathfinder I saw some of them play, but he got nerfed to the ground or something right?
>>23946334cute donkey
>>23946321Towa will kiss Aki!
>>23946341Play with me?
https://streamable.com/l2i3xwmagical maringlish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnIHM2dQvAI'll suupa once she stops being a reddit meme fox.
>>23946280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Hqz-Tm600&t=330
>>23946265You can't even understand Japanese
>>23946300Miko has been around since 2018 so she knows a lot of people despite not collabing often, same as Roboco but she's more sociable
>>23943816im 29 years old...
>>23946321She could've been in the background with the others girls with Towa but she had to blow that...
>>23946329Bloodhound and Wraith mostly, same with most of the girls this season. Last season it was them plus Pathfinder.
>>23946333Probably base(per hour with a limit)+spacha cut+merch cut+sponsorship cut
>>23946245Hoshikawa sounds like a bishoujo normalfag to me, I don't think it's far-fetched to fall head over heels for her.
>>23946315Despite the memes, they are growing slow and steady. They're enjoyable and it's somewhat catching on to a few. It seems like enough to them considering how much fun they have.
Some Koronefag please clip that Material Girl cover
>>23946245Hoshikawa must be a stacy in real life. Her personality, attitude, interests, the way she talks makes me think of some pampered hot slut lving her normalfag life.
>>23946245I think hoshikawa is boring on her own but watch her in collabs. She's very charming and plays off people well it wouldn't surprise me if she's fairly sociable. Shes also pretty irl so I guess matsuri is into the stacies
>>23946315Nobody wants to watch a bunch of homos anon...
>>23946366If she was a real stacy she would be posting her body and shit on Instagram, not hiding behind some anime avatar.
>>23946265She's a kind slut that Japanese boys have encountered in their life in High School. It's a genre, it also happens in the west a little but not so much because all girls are sluts.
>>23946339Her sub count has been increasing steadily the past few months though so let's hope more people discover her.
>>23946373she probably does both
>>23946310I want Hololive Battle Royale but all the girls are fighting over a shota.
>>23946339I don't even know what exactly she's lacking to be popular, is it really just because of her ARK autism?
>>23946328big grass
>>23946329the same as towahttps://apex.tracker.gg/profile/pc/EliteMIKO_35
Bun bun CHA!Bun bun CHA!Bun bun CHA!Bun bun CHA!Bunny you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna wild rabbit some day!
I love Towa but man her chat is full of bitches now whining about the rules and not realizing how retarded it is that they are constantly flooding chat telling people not to flood chat with English.
>>23946344Towa loves Roboco
>>23946325It's actually awful, when I downloaded it I was severely disappointed that it was just Miko saying omanko in an unsexy voice.
>>23946341Starting off, main Lifeline and Bloodhound, they're the two easiest to play. Once you ease yourself into it you can try playing something else. Also play with that guy >>23946347
>>23946387I learnt very early on to not read her chat unless she's directly interacting with it
>>23946387It's okay, they are a minority and always told off by the core of members.
>>23946381That's pretty much what's been happening lately.
Towafags really have it rough
>>23946153she can play ARK with Choco!
>>23946300There're about 10 holos who followed her (mostly pre hologamers gen), seems like it's not only Miko.
Why is Towa so popular with EOP's anyway? Isn't the normie pick usually Korone or Fubuki?
Fubuki's chat going wild as if she just cleared an endurance run because she found a villager she's been looking for for the last half hour. No supas of course, not that you'd expect them for it.
>>23946028wow... yeah that's her alright
>>23946407Whiteknight.
>>23946394Okay. I guess there is a reason why so many of the hololive girls play either of those.>>23946347Give me your account or whaetver. It wont be right away but I will get to it soon.
Haato actually sounds very cute when she doesn't scream around like a fucking retard...
>>23946407when she yabe'd, it blew up on the usual sites and americans rushed to defend her
>>23946407Because we have a root for an underdog situation and we've forced memes into her community and now more will assimilate towards her community.
>>23946245she a halfu
>>23946305Haachama would probably think your dick is weird looking and poke it a bunch. And be too awkward to do anything to it aside from vanilla stuff.
>>23946407Towa...
>>23946407
>>23946300 retiring to join holo 5th gen full time
>>23946019are you serious? ugh
>>23946414nice meme retardmost people who watch her don't even know about your ""drama""
So does ぺこ虐 just refer to how people like to bully Peko or am I missing some specific context?
>>23946415Silbox. I have the Rushia icon. I have a mic but I don't like talking to strangers because I am shy.
>>23946393Should've went for the other one
>>23945985is there actual talent though
>>23946330Never 5get Mikochi, the BL Champion.
>>23946407She's everything I want in a girl. Clearly everyone else must feel the same way.
>>23945926You vastly overestimate me.A trans woman would legitimately do better than me at Holostars English
>>23946443Elite
Does anyone know the BGM Haato used in the zatsudan last night?
>>23946440i imagine most people with actual talent would not sacrifice creative freedom or the 60% cut hololive and youtube would take from them just to get a cute little avatar.
w-why won't anyone supacha...
>>23946407because she actually plays interesting games
>>23946407>Underdog >Existing EOP-friendly chat>Plays lots of shooters>Streams at westerner friendly times>Doesn't play EOP filters like ARK
>>23946446I would rather have you stumbling around and apologizing than someone screaming all stream long about how oppressed they are and how everyone needs to check their privilege and say trans rights. At least for the former we can post "Anon is cute! CUTE!" and get you all embarassed and flustered.
once again no supachat for fubuki....
whats the name of that website with the cute SNS characters that vchuuba's use?
When will pekora start playing apex and stop being dumb at FPS
>>23946454It's fine as long as she's having fun anon.
>>23946321Nekoze Punch is legit the most creative thing I've seen from any holo. Her song at holofes was also great. I guess it's the standard case of japs having the worst taste imaginable.
>>23946328The post this is replying to is talking about the threads on /v/. I wonder if they even know the /jp/ threads exist, and are much faster.
Forgot to supacha Fubuki.
>>23946454Fine, I'll do it.Nevermind, stream's over.
>>23946470T-tomorrow for sure
yagoo... please....
>>23946348I am going to FUCK this baba
>>23946465https://www.irasutoya.com/
>>23946466never because she realized its a shit game
>>23946440we won't know to the fall
>>23946412sometimes you run out of money and do shit you'll regret later for it, now she doesn't have to worry about it because she saves most of the money she gets
>>23946467Every cloud has a silverlining and every rain lets up to a golden sky.
>>23946474Sissys gets out of my stream
>>23946451Hololive is a straight up shortcut to a solid fanbase though. Even if you're super talented, not a lot of people go searching for new streamers to watch. Having a potential 2,000 watch your introduction stream and a base average audience of 300 is huge for a starter. It also means if you actually are interesting you're going to make shit tons of money when your viewer base grows.
I want to have my own idol group
>>23946454She got at least 3 akas on her splatoon stream earlier, narrative-kun. Her fans can't keep up with how many streams she does.
>>23946407She mostly streams in the morning which SEAnigs and the west mostly online. It has been like that even before the 'yabee' incident.
>>23946478
>>23946435X虐 is used in any context where people or the universe "bully" X, usually with implied schadenfreude.
>>23946478>https://www.irasutoya.com/thanks appreciated
>>23946462No you wouldn't.My voice is honestly the worst thing you can listen to.Like you'd want to jab a pencil through your ear drum ever sentence I speak.The only way I could get in is if they wanted a mute gimmick
What game should 3rd and 4th gen play for a 5v5 match?
>>23946469Nah the post it responds to refers to the fastest thread on the site aka this one
>>23946490>ywn have an oil baron like anzu to support your favorite chuubas...
>>23946503Squad Smash
>>23946481Miko handling my supacha money with love and care!
Towa is peeing.
>>23946468Chocolate Pandemic is up there too for me. Amazingly catchy tune.>japs having the worst taste imaginable.Pretty much. I could see Aki being in the middle of the pack because she's just doing her thing, but not at the bottom, god damn.
>>23946481She shouldn't regret that
>>23946512hot
Uh oh, Towa went to poop and her game started without her
>>23946524kusa
>>23946511Yeah, I told her she has to send it straight to me, and she has to go through me if she needs any spending money.
>>23946498Since it’s the English audience you might be able to get away with a mute gimmick, like if you had notepad open and just kept typing reactions into it. You probably wouldn’t become a superstar but done right you could probably get a loyal following
>>23946503Any MOBA games.
>>23945926I've already applied putting in easily 30+ hours into my video trying to make it as interesting as possible without going into annoyance. Just nervously waiting for an email now.
>>23946523She talking about single and double roll toilet paper.
>>23946520With Aki I like both her ASMR music and her Fantasy themed ones. They are really pleasant to listen to.
>>23946486they'll get viewers, but they'd be making far less, and again, would have to sacrifice some of their creative freedom to follow guidelines set up by the company that hired them, and there's no guarantee that audience will continue to support them when they leave. Really, something like Hololive seems like something non-Japanese people should only do if they REALLY like Hololive
>>23946496Ah I see, thanks for explaining.I was trying to look it up, but couldn't find much other than the dictionary definition of 虐.
>>23946521I don't think she even remembers to be honest
>>23946478>https://www.irasutoya.com/are the images free to use commercially? they are pretty nice
>>23946414The unironic white knights can never persist for shit. Even if she had them after yabee I'm 100% they already forgot about her and moved to another "maiden".
>>23946535Please be female.
>>23946407Multi-factorShe streams at good western timezones due to streaming early in the morning or late at night.She plays a lot of western games like FPSs and hollow knightShe has a sexy deep voice that westerns can appreciate but incel beta nips are terrified of.She's the best singer, and singing goes across language boundaries. She's the cutest hololive with the cutest design.She communicates with EOPs in a friendly way that makes them feel welcome without going out of her way to be memey.
>>23946535I've got some ideas for the audition but I figure it's muda if I have no previous experience in this field. Kinda sucks but nobody will watch m*le HoloEN anyway..
>>23946503csgo
>>23946535I stayed up all night working on the video only for the program to freeze while it was rendering and my browser crashing. On the upside, when Gen 2 auditions happen(if ever) I'll have that shit in day 1.
anons is it true if you get in holoen, you get to fly out and meet YAGOO??
>>23946535but there are no girls on this website
>>23946529tfw I'll never hide cash from Miko so she can't spend more on figures
>>23946530Some of the popular EN VTubers already do stuff like this, they have their mic muted on stream, but are actually talking, then use speech to text to capture what they're saying, then run that through text to speech for the stream.
>>23946549Not until something bigger happens. I wonder if that's going to be Haato.
>>23946554She's cute too!
>>23946560Only if you are holostars
>>23946560you can go to the office to do the interview, but you'll most likely be doing all interactions over the phone and with some rando ESL japanese business man.
SEX WITH THE BUNNY
>>23946535I bet you're really cute since you like SuiseiWanna go out?
>>23946530I never got the mute vtuber thing. There's lots of vrchat streamers turned mute vtubers and all they do is type onto a notepad and pretend to be a girl. Is the appeal just imagining they're a charismatic person or something?
>wake up at 6 A.M CST/8 P.M. JST>check my phone>jetri>more streams than the eyes can see>wish I could watch but I gotta get ready for work>get ready for work>check /hlg/ in the shower and on the way to work>work all day>check the end of a few streams around lunch break>I should play that game I bought the other day>work work work>get out at 4 P.M. CST/6 A.M JST>Asacoco>meh>check /hlg/ again and see what I missed>shitpost a little bit>nothing on but a few Homos>grab that game I was planning on starting>start the game>play for 10 minutes>open this thread and shit post>check the time>it's 10 P.M. >oh>turn off game>go to bed>rinse repeat until the weekendIt's all so tiring...
>>23946556You can never know/ Some male vtubers have a decent following now.
>>23946575Who are you quoting?
>>23946407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoatAeS2GKI
>>23946407cute roommate
>>23946560No. Only family and doctors are allowed in the ICU.
Why does everyone say Rushia has a hidden menhara side? She just seems cute
>>23946503Chivalry Medieval Warfare
>>23946575What do some of you fuckers have against watching the archives?
>>23946576Let's be real, they will just hire like 3 girls at first, same as ID.
>>23946574My guess is it leaves more room for the viewer to project their own fantasy onto the streamer
>>23946530this would never work and even current en vtubers are being shit on because lets be real, we all know its a fucking guy pretending to be "shy girl uwu" for simp bux
>>23946552Sadly Male but my friend who is put even more work than i did into her video.>>23946556I at least streamed for a couple months at one point but never got anywhere but hey its the hours that count.>>23946557Happened to me half way making my video too. But I was half way done and i forgot to save. Killed me inside.
>>23946586Autism, many such cases.
>>23946576All the stacies are watching makeup tutorials and the most recent "tea." Homostars en inglès won't have a place.
>>23946584It's the official narrative.
>>23946588they have mentioned they are looking for Holostars as well, but they will probably be staggered. Like a month after all the HololiveEN girls debut, they'll have the HolostarsEN do their debuts.
>>23946535when did u send it in?
>>23943712lunafags are honestly the worst posters
>>23946575Did you enjoy today's Asacoco?
>>23946560Yes it's also true that if you make holostarsEN you can collab with fubuki and matsuri
>>23946481It's just ASMR 35P, who cares, some girls did it on a daily basis, no point of us getting so defensive. I'd buy it even if she does it with her current persona.
>>23946575hikiNEET, watch hololive and shitpost in this thread all day, get all the new fresh narratives as they're made, donate my NEETbux to my favorite holo so they recognize me by name, do my reps in off hours with some cute indie chuuba in the background.Living the life.
To any of you guys auditioning: do you do a voice? An accent?
>>23946565Well the Mel thing happened but she doesn't even stream so nobody really cares.
>>23946602A day before auditions ended. I was working on it in between work
>>23946608You say this as a joke but I can see cross collabs between HolostarsEN and HoloID.
>>23946608Actually I got an email from YAGOO himself and he said that if you are selected for HolostarsEN, you will only be allowed to collab with Kaoru.
I think i'd honestly rather have a tranny chuuba over anyone who posts here...
>>23946601It's been a month and nothing from ID, I think we can expect to see the same kind of uniform recruitment across the international board.
>>23946621this desu
>>23946621honestly same...
>>23946607yes
>>23946617I'm sure she'll get decent support if she ever starts up again, but I think being one of the newbies helps a lot too. If gen 5 has a major punching bag, I could see it getting crazy.
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1264696234238869504?s=19Why is Aqua so evil
>>23946621This but only if he has massive cock
>>23946623how long does it take for them to debut generations? a few months?
>>23946619When I get into HolostarsEN I am gonna have sex with Risu!
>>23946633shuddup artia
YAGOO just sent out an email saying that if you get into HoloEN, you can only collab with Towa
>>23946621Even if we get a tranny, I'm sure they'll be under instruction to not mention that shit or talk about those issues very often, especially if they try and it gets a polarizing reaction.
"Hey guys, this is austin, holostarEN 1st gen"
>>23946584Even your narrative is wrong retard, she's just pretending to be a menhera
>>23946621I want neither.In fact, I want as normal of a person as possible.
>>23946633what did she do now?
>>23946633aqua likes to simp but doesnt like others simping for her
>>23946620But that is a win!!
>>23946614Cute retard
>>23946642wtf I wish I was in HoloEN now
>>23946648im sure one of the 3-4 girls will be either or
I love Pekora but I wish she would stop doing the "hyperventaling as a joke" thing. It's really bad for your health to do this. Just stick to the AH HA HA HA HA HA laugh.
>>23946644"Hey guys, welcome to my stream. I'm Raw Hide Jack, I'm a cowboy and a member of holostarEN!"
>>23946575>Lunafags don't even watch anything, they just shit up the threadThanks for admitting it at least.
>>23946643>Get accepted into HololiveEN>get told you can't talk about your gender>make a big blogpost and leak to a bunch of people that you were told you had to hide your gender >shit storm ensues>K*taku picks up the story>YAGOO has to deal with the falloutIt's gonna be awesome
>>23946579Choco sounds best when she lets her dorky side show a bit, god damn she's cute when she's really into something.
What the fuck does boobie douga even mean!!?
>>23946639But Risu is an old lady.
>>23946671>closes EN branch and bans foreigners from donating to holostreams>towa dies
>>23946667Hyperventilating is a requirement to be a chuuba.
>>23946667>It's really bad for your healthWhat?
>>23946611I would too. She's unfappable for me, but I buy all her voice packs when possible.Some girls like being lewd and I don't think less of her for it.
>>23946261>which holo would be into CBT?Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?
>check out Towa's chat>full of EOPs>but they all send short messages like "you can do it", "have fun", and "you got this">most of them are actually subscribed tooI'm glad she's having it well
>>23946633
Predict Hololive_EN names.
>>23946633cringe..if she didnt notice the first time, she doesnt care fuck off artia
>>23946611I'm not getting defensive, that's how life isalso her voice packs are like that but even more weird
>>23946679There's always a silver lining.
>>23946639You could double team her with Oga!
>>23946669When i was coming up with a character, one of the options I thought of was literally something like that.
I just want HoloEN to be live so it can soak up the EOPs.
>>23946694I expect a Stacy.
Roboco and Aqua ranked duos WHEN
>>23946633Nobody even fucking likes or follows you Artia. Stop shilling yourself.
It's crazy to think how bad the threads already are now and how they'll be 1000x worse after HoloEN.
>>23946667It's not even unique to Pekora. Everyone does that.
>>23946694really shitty fake Japanese names that are trying to be puns but don't actually work.
>You get an email stating you passed the audition!>Couple days later you have a meeting with Yagoo and his translator>"Ok anon-kun, we loved your voice, and we think you'd be perfect...for a cowboy character!">Yagoo proceeds to make gun sound effects>"What do you think? Perfect right? Your catchphrase can be 'Yeehaw!' and 'Howdy morning, partners!'>Yagoo and the translator proceeds to make more gun sound effectsHow do you respond?
>>23946700>tfw texan but no accenti honestly wish i had one. instead all i got was the autism accent.
>>23946694cowboy tanaka
>>23946694shaniqua
>>23946702I really don't think it will work like that, any attention more than cursory will eventually have them checking out other holos.
>>23946694Crimson HeartChrono SkyeBunnyland PepsicolaEverdarkness TowerEugene A.
>>23946694Names that can double as both western and Japanese names. Kei, Karen, Naomi, etc.
>>23946714>Well saddle me up partner, we got us some whales to wrangle
>>23946666I'm sure more than just one will be, but a man can dream.
>>23946706Hopefully it becomes bad enough that they end up getting pushed to another thread, on another board.
>>23946714YEEHAW!!
>>23946714Giddy up!
>>23946674Totally, she was so fun in that video. Being a total cute weirdo.
>>23946707Ive never heard Towa do it though, or luna.
>>23946714I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna make a six figure salary from ironic weebs and simps now.
>>23946702>it just sucks up the JOPs insteadNow that would be funny.
>>23946714*unzips revolver*
>>23946714>How do you respond?"Giddy up, pardner! YYEEEEEHAAW"
>>23946694I expect an Alice or Elizabeth name.
>>23946694Rebacca WestFranky SilverDixie Black
>>23946694Karen Maneja
>>23946558MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME
>>23946714>Get paid to RP as Revolver OcelotSign me up pardner
Fellow dramafags, are you as hyped as I am for HoloEN? That tweet shitting on pronounfags got like 50 likes and a lot of those comments had pronouns. It's gonna be inevitable.
>>23946734Not at base salary.
>>23946715>getting out Texan'd by an electric sharkShaking my head.
>>23946694Rachel Heartway
HoloID Audition started in December 2019and they debuted in April 2020, so EN will come in around October?
https://files.catbox.moe/wy3e0d.webmNo wonder everyone falls for the angel, she's so smooth
>>23946719Would be cool tbdesu
>>23946714My dad told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
aqua needs my seed
>>23946714when do i start pardner
>>23946503Dota 2
>>23946601I wouldn't be surprised for HoloEN if the girls and guys are just under one banner.
>>23946722Purple Zion
>>23946694Ken-sama.
>>23946770to grow onions?
>>23946714I ask them to make my avatar look like hentai Woody.
>>23946776Onions don't grow from seeds.
>>23946714>>23946719YAGOO GIVE ME COWBOY TANAKA
>>23946671>Get accepted into HololiveEN>get told you can't talk about the patriarchal capitalistic society that maintains its ascendance by making powerful and ambitious women appear threatening, only to protect men's status in a system purposefully designed to benefit cishet white men.>make a big blogpost and leak to a bunch of people that you were told you had to hide that Trump is only trying to play off voters' complicity and comfort in an unequal social structure that disproportionately strips women and minorities, particularly trans and genderqueer people of color, of their autonomy and seeks to subjugate them to an inverterate and intentionally antagonistic androcratic order.>shit storm ensues>K*taku picks up the story>YAGOO has to deal with the falloutIt's gonna be awesome
>>23946694Ai Dokidokiyou just know a shit ton of auditions had names like this
Rushia!
>>23946774>>23944345Is Shion a self-hating jew?
ARTIA STOP POSTING AND LET ME MATING PRESS YOU
>>23945485haachama’s papa is so boomer it hurts
Gachikoi?
>>23946671>>23946789If it happens, I am gonna bait the absolute fuck out of them with supacha.
Towa's in the zone
>>23946714
so is that idol meme gacha game they play on english play store?
>>23946763the website says the pre-interview screening will finish in two weeks and then the interview process begins. I imagine there will be a lot of time spent organizing streaming schedules though. I'd guess the debuts will start in August at the earliest.
>>23946763i didnt realize it took so longprobably needed extra time to fly the girls out to yagoo desui wonder if they do any compatibility tests with the girls, like really vet and train them to see who would be the best and most compatible
>>23946770I don't think aqua would handle children very well
>>23946770aqua wants mea's seed
>>23946782https://www.westcoastseeds.com/collections/onion-seeds???
>>23946714The only downside I can see is having a cowboy holo instead of a cowgirl holo.
>>23946806>iM@S games>ever being in EnglishNice joke.
>>23946714Lasso Aqua and take her home.
>>23946811Aqua would make such a great mother anon! What makes you think she won't?
>>23946714Ask how the fuck a Jersey boy managed to land the role of a Cowboy in disbelief
>>23946806Doesn't even have an official English version as far as I know.
>>23946681Hyperventilating supresses your natural urge to breathe, which is pretty bad when it's coupled with intense exercise (like dancing or swimming) and can make you faint
>>23946782Then how do you grow them?
>>23946694>Male ENTony Darksky>Female ENPeppermint Lacy
>>23946782what did he mean by this?
>>23946811shes perfect at everything she'd be an amazing mommy
>>23946819yeah I know as I typed it out I knew it was farfetched. I can understand nip. I feel like i NEEDZ IT
>>23946818why not both, the two could even collab and play Red Dead Online!
The only holostar EN I'd watch, but he has no reason to audition with such a shitty outfit like hololive
>>23946799She’s my gachikoi
>>23946613>NEET>repsFake NEET engaging in education...
>>23946824Gap moe
>>23946633cute icecream, /jp/ is tusndere for Artia
>>23946811aqua would probably ignore them...
>>23946819Could never figure out why Bamco never really tried to bring im@s to the west. LL is popular in the west so it's not like idolshit wouldn't work over here.
https://youtu.be/hbGDHiiGWpQnoel's roommate...
>>23946823My genes would make our kid taller than her at 10 years old. No child will take such a womanlet seriously.
>>23946819japs hate money
>>23946843I wonder what the fucker is up to anyway
>>23946694Jane Doe(and she's a deer!)
wot n tarnation
Would civvie 11 make a good holostar EN?
>>23946845>Gap Moe>JerseyUnless North or South Jersey are just 1000x better than here in Central I have no idea where you are getting this from. I'm a white boi in Black/Latino central.
>>23946843Based. Actually talented in many fields as well.
>Iofi/Haato collabThat one I can't miss
I don't want to be that guy, but you just know they are going to hire at least one Jew for hololive_EN
>>23946694Kenichi Smith
>>23946694they'll all be puns and none of them will actually work.
>>23946694Ken-sama
>>23946836The game looks fun but I've sworn off gacha games because I have a bad gambling addiction. I'm definitely going to try out Starlit Season whenever it comes out on PC.
>>23946855He's Super Broly after the Vic ordeal and still plays Nero in DMC
Super stereotypical cowboy/girl HoloEN would actually be a huge hit with the JOPs
>>23946714>Yagoo and the translator proceeds to make more gun sound effects>How do you respond?Hey, you're pretty good
>>23946348I heard this on the stream, I don't even know what she was trying to say
>>23946871I'm fine with anyone as long as it's not a trannoid.
>>23946870Selfdoxxfags unite!!
>>23946855>>23946880Also he's probably reprising Ichigo for the Bleach Anime return
>>23946885it would be a hit with me too, if they actually stick to the character, it'd be amazing.
>>23946694Jamal Abdillah
>>23946870Based. I hope she gets to do one with Roboco soon too
>>23946864What have you never been outside of central Jersey? The south shore points and inlying areas are quite nice. Cape May and Ocean City are wholesome areas. Atlantic City is a shithole of course but there are nice restaurants? Closer to PA is God's country until you reach the river.
>>23946885JOPs flooding the chat with Japanese making it hard for the streamer to interact. Oh the irony.
>>23946885If I was a girl I would have auditioned day one to be a cowgirl vtuber with howdy as my catchphrase.
>>23946879I would play it and quit it like all phone games. I got strong sense to stay away from the gacha pit falls. But I want to touch kek
>>23946694John Shootman
Is Hololive_EN based in America? If you think about it, it'd make more sense for them geographically to be based in Australia. And Australia is full of chinks, so they wouldn't even have to hire white people
>>23946909imagine the karaoke streams where every fucking time someone requests they sing "Country Roads"
>>23946885Can you fucking imagine if we got what was basically Colt as our EN VTuber and she was super cute?
>>23946694Maximillion Astor
>>23946919I imagine most of the applicants will be American, but there's probably going to be a good amount of auditions from people in the UK and shit.
>>23946871unfortunately holoen girls will have to show some sort of PC acceptance at some point, they WILL have to virtual signal about either lgbt rights or something similar, i dont think there is anyways around it unless they just ignore it all together
>>23946926FBI OPEN UP
>>23946919The listing for managers for HololiveEN said you had to be in Kanto, didn't it? So they're probably running it out of the same office.
>>23946871Hololive EN is going to be wild. Can't wait for people to get butthurt over the stereotypes.>Shekkles Stenki, the Venetian Banker!>From the ranch, it's Stacy Lonestar the cowgirl, and the sheriff himself, Ace Huckleberry!>Last but not least, from the pampered royalty of the United Kingdoms, it's Stephanie Von Idlestein!
>>23946926Fuck you, now I want this.
>>23946908There's that one indie EN vtuber that get's posted here sometimes where that actually happened. Literally a reverse Korone.
>>23946843Adam...get out of her you fucking frog !
>>23946819The new mainline idolmaster game is being released on steam...
>>23946903They already agree to do 4 man collab with Watame and Moona, just need to pick a time.
>>23946871sseth is a jew so I mean I don't really care
Towa!!!!!!!!
Towa got carried by a cheater!
no fucking way Towa's teammate based
That carry
>>23946954He just had good aim doofus
Jesus, that was so clutch
>>23946926>Now I want to stick my dick in a colt revolverWhy are the japanese so good at making cute anime girls out of everything?
Towa is noserising!
>>23946694Based on how obvious the Japanese names are:HololiveEN- Danger Hair- Trans Trender- Miss OffendedHomostarsEN- Broseph Gamerman- Justa Prank- MatPat Theoree
>>23946950Shlomo the Banker Vtuber
>>23946938They should just add 'no politics in chat' rule to the other basic chuuba chat rules.
>>23946885It's just going to be someone with riding boots and a stetson like most cowboy larpers.
>>23946906Nope never permanently. At most I've been outside for camping trips.Nowadays I'm just too poor and directionally retarded to go out.
>>23946944How did he get Japanese fans?
jesus christ that wraith was fucking good. movement aim and reflexes
>>23946949Pretty smart having Iofi as an interpreter for Moona.
>>23946926Oh wow imagine the haters if they get Saru to draw a holo.
that last match champion was so fucking based
TenQ time!
>>23946969people are still going to have names and supacha trying to bait them into saying something that they'll be forced to apologize for
>>23946962I'm basing it off his cheeky name and the fact that I've played with him before on the winning card spot with his 10k kills.
>>23946969They get offended if you call gender politics "politics".
>>23946980I expect Moona to mostly silent as the other three talk in Japanese
>>23946976To be fair, I wouldn't want to get lost in the pines either.
>>239469793k+ damage, 11 kills. Towa's last team really played well together.
>>23946948Steam, Japanese only.
Oh man or BAR... I would love a EN Vtuber like BAR. She was my first wife in GF.
>>23946977A Japanese fan translated clips.
Please listen to Mikochi:- Sakurakaze https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc- My Name is Elite https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o- Ai Kotoba III (cover) https://youtu.be/IZWuK1ljlS0- Yukitoki (cover) https://youtu.be/z4Md4zHQWJ8- Yumeji Labyrinth (cover - short ver.) https://youtu.be/VeWlafLgrMs
>>23946871We've already got Aki and she's great.
>>23946996what the fuck is that guy doing in gold, movement and aim wise he shouldnt be there.
>>23946921and one day they'll snap and start singing kpop
>>23947000If we're just throwing out random GF designs, Lee-Enfield makes my penis the big penis.
>>23947012probably a smurf account
>tune into a Shion stream>KYAAA MOU NEEEEEELike music to my ears
>>23946871we have luna already
got my nip vpn on my phone mfw I found that idol game. YFW i roll biggest slut right away.
Watching Chuubas in the evening while it's raining is peak comfy. Well, almost peak comfy. Absolute peak comfy is watching Hololive during Christmas at night in a warm blanket with hot cocoa and marshmallows.
>>23946694Texas RodeoWendy BurgerLiberty Freeman
Which holo has the most entertaining Getting Over It playthrough?
>>23947000it would legit cause a shitstorm if any of the holos were based on guns for "romanticizing gun violence" or something equally as retarded
>>23946948Nice, finally we can get those high detailed idol models. Takane's hair is a masterpiece.
>>23947016But we already have Kaede Higuchi so Springfield / LE are sort of redundant.
>>23946940Last one souds cute though
>>23946384She may be Elite...but she ain't no Aqua.
>>23947012APEX ranked doesn't have a placement phase like other games, everyone starts from bronze and moves up. He could be someone who is only now playing ranked after playing trios for ages, playing on masters skill but having to climb up to the top.
>The supacha, anon... Hand them over.
>>23947008thanks 35p
if the songs HoloEN creates aren't based on 2000s boy band/girl bands then what the fuck was the point...
https://files.catbox.moe/m0at9n.webm
haaro eburiwan, mai nemu isu tawa gonsarezu, ai emu paruto ofu hororaibu EN, naisu to meetu chuYEEEHAAAA! big grass!
>>23946977>he
>>23946633>literally pls notice me sempaiStopIt doesn’t go well always
>>23947038Sorry, I just gave the last of my money to Towa.
>>23947036who's better at apex aqua or towa?
>>23947029Noel for pure eargasm
All these posts with Fubuki with dark circles under her eyes sort of have me worried. I have a friend who was OBSESSED with Fubuki, only watches her clips, always Supacha'd her and sent me clips of her reading his supacha. Now he hasn't even mentioned her in like 2 weeks. What the fuck happened to her fanbase? He sends me clips from everyone but her now.
>>23946926Looks like Saratoga from AL. Same artist?
>>23947052Aqua, no question.
Roboco just massacred some people.
Hololive_RU when?
>>23947008her yukitoki cover really means a lot and i go watch it pretty often
>>23947047I really want Towa to get a cowgirl alternate outfit with cowgirl hat Vivi.
>>23947036>blocking out your name>when anyone watching the VOD will know who you are???
>>23947000based
>>23947048Sorry I was guessing, I did not know the vtuber in question.
>>23947047Yes! Twice the Towa!
>>23947063Republic of Uganda?
>>23947055fubuki was the entry level vanilla shit, now people are finding their own favorite holo who just has way more personality..
>>23947044i remember watching this live, that laugh is precious
>>23947042I predict that HoloENs karaoke steams are going to be mostly 2000s songs with maybe a couple of 80s/90s ones. Probably one or two easy JP songs as well.
>>23947063>gets concrete boots and thrown into the river for stealing equipment day 1
>You're a female english hololive recruit>You have your interview with Yagoo and his translator>"Sorry, bit of a strange question, but before we start the interview, what is your bust?">You're stunned by the sudden request but you reply back honestly: D-cup>Yagoo smiles>"So we were thinking you'd make a good cow girl"
>>23947067Artists make it happen!
>>23947052probably aqua, Towa has good aim but sucks at positioning which is what gets her killed.aqua has better positioning than aim but thats fine since thats what wins you the games in apex.
>>23947078Aqua was my entry level holo, and she's still one of my top favorites.
>>23947042None of the internationals will ever get very much produced covers, none the less original songs. They're just there to funnel money back into the Japanese side, which will then be invested towards producing content that generates more money for the corporate side.
>>23947036are you the "kyonyudaisuki" guy?
>>23947068She wasn't streaming when that was taken. 6AMish Japan Time
>>23947055too much animal crossing
>>23947055I don't get it either. I always ignored FBK for being a memelord but she's actually very sweet and has the cutest voice in the entire franchise. Collabs with males might be killing her gachikois off but Matsuri still does okay.
>>23947055Fubuki...
Apparently Pekora laughs like that irl, but she overplays it for hololive
>>23947068You know the holos can play games offstream yes? They aren't steaming every second of their gaming lives.
>>23947085it's going to be english viewers trying to get them to sing Japanese songs, like how english viewers try to get current hololive to sing english songs.
>>23947052Aqua. Ayame is better than both. She could be Master if she grinded.
>>23947036do you have to change your region to play with holos?
>>23947056Yep, it's Saru
>>23947008I'm a pathetic N5 so I've never fully understood the lyrics of Sakurakaze. The other day I sat down and just looked up all the stuff I didn't understand. Seriously underrated song. I'm in love with it. It's a shame it's not fully translated for other people to get the nuance of meaning behind it.
>>23947088This is my fantasy.
>>23947093Why the fuck are you playing on the Japanese server
>>23947094nope
>>23947063Just watch Orc Podcaster for now. Internet fads are always two or three years late here.
>>23946694Rebecca EaglandRachel HawkinsRamona StarlingHololive [TRIAD-WINGS]You are welcome, Yagoo.
The designs that I want honestly for EN would be>Victorian period girl>Prussian military uniform with a pickelhaube>A cowboy>A mennonite
>>23947085Hoping a chuuba will finally do the hoosiers some justice.
I'd understand FBK's Animal Crossing more if she was using it as a way to just chill and interact with chat, but she spends the entire time talking to her villagers.
>>23947092covers really just rely on how proactive the member is. it's not like Hololive does all the work on that type of stuff, it falls on the creator as well.
>>23947055fbk... I feel bad for her ;-;
>>23947106You just select the server you want...but Japan has the only decent servers anyway. The US ones suck. Lag isn't bad from Cali.
>>23947105Please no. It would mean she streams less unless she put the road to master as an endurance stream.
>>23946944who? I can't imagine you're talking about shark teeth
>>23947055you sound like you need mental help
>>23947088>D>Cow WorthyF is the bare minimum.
>>23947126Don't feel bad, donate, please.
>My spurs clink loudly as I walk down the now silent hallway where Japanese businessmen previously stood gossiping, now standing mouth agaps staring as I walk down the hall>The vengeful spirits of the cattle who's hide was used to craft my boots follow in my wake, not from anger but from eternal regret they'll never get to experience a cattle drive with me>I kick open the door and sit down on one of the chairs, it lets out a light "pomf" as a testiment to the low testosterone of Japanese society>Yagoo enters and is visible stunned by my presence, his eyes glued to my muscular thighs visible through the holes in my well worn jeans>I stand up and remove my hat, placing it on the table and look down on his 5'9 physique while greeting him with a strong and confident "Howdy", clearly used to being the alpha male in Japanese culture but unable to compete with my 6'2 American frame he's not sure how to respond>After a solid 5 minutes of him being dumbstruck by my presence, he hurridly goes to the end of the table and starts to get down to business>Starts getting into how superchats will be split, and how management will handle things>Agree because I still have my ranch to look out for and don't have time for management bullshit>He slides a folder across the table, "this will be your character, his name is RawHide Jackson">Stand up so hard the feminine chair slams against the wall, I rip my 6-shooter out of its holster and fire twice into the air while shouting "YEEHAW">Yagoo's inferior Japanese blood is unused to the sound and smell of gunpowder and he falls over in fright>I stand over him and slam the folder back on the table, and offer him my hand>He grabs it and I give him a firm and strong handshake, "These terms are acceptable, I look forward to working with you partner">Give a loud whistel and my trusty Stedd Thunderhoof Fubuchan comes jumping through the window>I give one last look around as I mount Fubuchan at my future workplace and wave to Yagoo as I ride off into the sunset
>>23946827I seriously doubt that applies if you only take five or six quick breaths every now and then.
Holy shit Robocco dropin niggas left and right
>>23947124>interact with chatShe doesn't care about her viewers though. None of them do
>>23947120Your taste is amazing I want you to know this.
holy fuck roboco
>>23947133Yeah but Hololive always adds like 10 cuppu sizes to make your character.
>>23947134I wish I could afford a membership anon, I'm a neet
>>23947115oh ok, please carry her if you ever see her again
>>23947143Um no sweety, Miko is more than a girlfriend to me.
>>23947051
>>23947148Didn't Noel go down a cup size?
>>23947120>>23947137Stop giving me hope, even if I know it's false, about HoloEN.
>>23947128Do they ever speak? I've always wanted to practice my Japanese in game.
>>23946694if its not a fucking texan, or a fucking bostonian girl they can go suck on a soup can
>>23947120I want a posh ojou.
>>23944232I'm always surprised that this gets like no replies ever
>>23947120>>23947144Shosa-dono...
>>23947142Too bad her teammates are gone
>>23947143Miko is my girlfriend, Korone is my mommy and Senchou is my auntie, there is nothing you can say to refute this.
>>23947166All the HoloENs should just be GuP stereotypes.
>>23947150at least when holoen is on twitch you can be gifted a sub
It's a really bad sign how much people already care about holoEN already. You faggots are going to be all over it and then blame outsiders.
>>23947163Not that I've heard so far. Maybe when they collab. I usually mute the squad anyway.
>>23947163I've only heard two people speak on mic the entire time I've played and both spoke english. I just play Japan because there's virtually no wait time for matches and there's the slim chance you might encounter a chuuba, and the lag isn't too noticeable.
>>23947137Holy fuck I'm crying
>>23947172And aqua is your childhood friend?
>>23947168if you get accepted anon please play castle crashers or l4d2
>>23947168He'll make it, I believe in it so it'll be true.
>>23947180it's a situation that makes people very curious
>>23947130No not Pikamee, shes pretty much equally liked by JOPs and EOPs. I lost the link but the one I was talking about was getting aka suppas in yen and she was freaking out.
who loves the other more?
>>23947172And Okayu is your mom's lesbian lover?
>>23947180Yeahaww.
onegai....fBK....akasupa......
>>23947188he better be fucking cool and not a poser, i swear to moot!
>>23947183>>23947181The fuck... Gonna try it later and see if I can snipe Towa.
>>23947185No, that would be Subaru. She's part of our friend group but doesn't hang out with us alot since she prefers to go with Mea.
>>23947055Maybe it really that she's just too vanilla. It's either you love her meme stuff on surface level or dig much deeper into Hololive and appreciate her efforts as a member or get addicted to her voice.
>>23947188ok haruhi
>>23947180Anon we're just shitposting about cowboys and memes, calm down.Yeehaw
>>23947193Okayu is my other mom.
>>23947192Shion's literally Aqua's captive prisoner, she already developed Stockholm syndrome and accepts any and all punishment Aqua gives to her knees and ankles
>>23947192Shion is probably the only person in the world who both looks up and looks down upon the person she loves, the former emotionally and the later physically.
Honestly I feel like Fubuki is just a better Korone. She's cute and has fun making silly shitpost videos.I can only think that she's less popular because you have to have a fairly high comprehension of the Japanese language to appreciate her content. While with Korone you can just should "YUBI YUBI XD POTATO" and watch meme games and understand 99% of her content. So all the rich EOPs go to Korone because its easy for them to understand, while Fubuki only has JSLs and JOPs who know how to appreciate her abilities.
More importantly, which artist should design the first HoloEN?
>>23947192I miss chekera posters...
I wonder if FBK is sabotaging herself in order to get away from being the top holo.
>>23947137Imagine saving both HoloEN and Holostars at the same time.
>>23947214Shad.Failing that, I want vilpu
Rather than compare them, why not just enjoy both?
>>23947166A Rosehip would be excellent for a Vtuber
>>23947214Alex Ahad
>>23947212haha alien cat say I'm scatman
>>23947163They mostly use text, voice chat is almost non-existent.
>>23947192Aqua isn't capable of love.
>>23947120A literal US Marine.
>>23947214Mike Mignola
>>23947229thats a bit too on the nose anon
>>23947222Would literally kill for a rosehip vtuber...Or a rosehip standalone anime/manga series.
>>23947214i wish japanese artists would design them, cocokaine is already a really good design even if it's just a meme
>>23947212Eh. 4/10. Not your best effort. Korone was a good target but the "fairly high comprehension" part just gives it away. You gotta be more subtle than that.
>>23947212To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fubuki.
>>23946694Juan dela Cruz
>>23947214Hopefully? Elevens.Ideally? Local talent who are actually good.Realistically? Tumblr-tier or weeb artists.Wishfully? >Shadman
>>23947214I literally don't know any western artists besides Shadman.
>>23947212falseflagging using FBK is not cool bro, FBK cares and supports all holos, you're not even a FBKfag, show your true oshi
>>23947222flower inspired gen when
>>23947212you sound like your crying inside
>>23947214Pochimizuryu kei
>>23947166Imagine her going OHOHOHO and saying Japanese lines that end in DESU WA.
>>23947219>ShadWhy?
>>23947229Black US Marine for Holostars?
>>23947192Its funny with these two I actually feel like aqua becomes more bratty than shion
>>23947128>tfw 220 ping from TX
>>23947255For the meme energy I guess, imagine the state of this site if something like that happens.
>>23947214Shadman should definitely do one. After designing her of course.
>>23947166>>23947222Based GuP posters
>>23947245>>23947244trash garbage tastethank god its going to be an actual good jp artist
>>23947255it'd be funny. i have 0 expectations for holoEN, so I at least want it to be such a horrible trainwreck it'll be hilarious to watch.
>>23947212The problem with FBK is that she's too perfect and wholesome. Men want to provide for and spoil vulnerable girls, or girls that make them coom.
>>23947255Solely for the memes, imagine the fucking drama.
>>23947259It's that bad? I was thinking about doing it but fuck that.
please Coco invite Mikoti...https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1264735003147034624?s=20
>>23947192Shion is Aqua's mind and sex slave
just don't live in america lmao
>>23947257An entire squad debut as a gen.
good night shitters, my sleep cycle is fucked
>>23947257I want an R.Lee Ermey type Drill Sargeant
>>23947214Website just says "a popular artist" but I'm assuming they would get a JP artist to do it. That's what they did with the INs.
>>23947245Seriously though, if /jp/ can name more than Shadman then something is wrong.
>>23947259I have 125 from Arizona.
>roboco will never say she needs youend me
>>23947214Frank Miller
>>23947214Asanagi
>>23946714Alright, but the first game I'm playing is New Vegas.
>>23947192Aqua keeps Shion as her pet.
>>23947090Aqua's positioning and aim are way better than Towa's
>>23947280There's also sakimichan, vilpu, proko, sycra, kron, etc...plus I have a lot of artist friends who do work for various things (some might be SEAfags actually idk) but they're pretty good and could easily design a character for this. but they wouldn't have the name recognition.
>>23947282Phoenixbro?
>>23947261I have a harder time imagining the chaos of twitterfags if that happened, luckily it won't though stop desiring chaos this is the future you chose
>>23947271Everyone wants to collab with Roboco! Not so much with Towa though.
>roboco will never say i love you to you
>>23947214Tsunzei because I know he'll secretly make one of them very close to Monika (Even more than Kaede Higuchi already is)
>>23947293Tucson.
what sort of personalities would you want to see from holoEN? i'm especially concerned about the males; seems hard to do this kinda thing as a guy without being extremely cringe.
>>23947287browsing /jp/ almost makes you wish for another holostar
>>23947268ok /v/
>all this talk about HoloEN when you guys are gonna get kicked off Japan anyway
>>23947280>>23947245Have we already forgotten Katawa Shoujo? A lot of those artists have gone pro. Hanako's artist does art for a LN now.
Alright you have about 16 posts left in this thread to spin me your best narrative. Go
>>23947302Fucking disgusting. Don't tell me you're a Wildcat.
>>23947276I want to sleep snugly with this chubby cat!
>>23947269I live in the country, maybe I have shitty service.
>>23947192Aqua is Mea's boyfriend
I guess it's about time for this thread to head out into the sunset. YEEHAW!
>>23947311I'm going to marry Miko.
>>23947214BSApricot is pretty chill and is good with designing OCs but i wish she knew how to rig Live2D
>>23947276Night slut
Aqua is going to slap Artia's knees for being a sellout
>>23947307Get the fuck out, are you serious? Katawa Shoujo was before my time anyway. I started browsing 4chan in 2014.
https://aggie.io/ssocxurohesome space left for anons cute fanart!
>>23947321cant you toss the bouquet to marine? she really needs the W
>>23947303stereotypical cowboy, english butler, italian mobster (maybe not english, but i'll take it) just read some fantasy manga, there's plenty of archetypes to choose from that nips and weebs love.I mean no matter what you do it'll be cringe, you're pretending to be an anime character. You just gotta do it with confidence and get them nip bucks.
>>23947315Hill Country?
I want a Holostar that plays cringe autism games like Escape from Tarkov.
I want haachama to step on me