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2391784 No.2391784 [Reply] [Original]

Satori's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and cuddle with her for hours, and feel her warm breath on my neck as she falls asleep on my shoulder . I'd then proceed to touch her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to my bed and tuck her in. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and feel her hair. Covered in my warm blankets, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A "good night" would come out between her lips, then she'd fall back to sleep. After some additional cuddling, I'd go to sleep too. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her being proposed to by myself, and then kissing, in the forest. They will be filled with laughter and joy.

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>> No.2391795

>>2391784
Cool story bro.

>>2391790
Stop posting. Completely.

>> No.2391801 [SPOILER] 
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she doesn't exist

>> No.2391804

>>2391784
Never seen this pasta used like this.

>> No.2391806
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Youmu's so fucking cute and soft. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and cuddle with her for hours, and feel her warm breath on my neck as she falls asleep on my shoulder . I'd then proceed to touch her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to my bed and tuck her in. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and feel her hair. Covered in my warm blankets, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A "good night" would come out between her lips, then she'd fall back to sleep. After some additional cuddling, I'd go to sleep too. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her being proposed to by myself, and then kissing, in the forest. They will be filled with laughter and joy.

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Enjoy your autistic sister-in-law.

>> No.2391810

>>2391784
oh man, I hated the original

>> No.2391813

>Satori's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant,

The moment you start asking her out she'd read your thoughts and look what filthy, disgusting human being you are not in appearance, but in your mind. At which point she proceeds to summon your worst trauma, possibly the first girl that rejected/humiliated you. The rest of your post will be what you'll think you would have liked to happen.

>> No.2391814

aww ish sho coote

>> No.2391816
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Why would you do that!?
Satori doesn't deserve such a death.

>> No.2391821

>>2391816

If she starts babbling in Italian, she deserves to burn.

>> No.2391822

>>2391784
>>2391806
You guys are pathetic. GEt out of your rooms and get a real life.

>> No.2391820

>>2391813
yeah, mind-reading characters are scary

>> No.2391825

shitori

>> No.2391831

>>2391822
you dont like edited copypoasta?

>> No.2391834

>>2391813
>The moment you start asking her out she'd read your thoughts and look what filthy, disgusting human being you are not in appearance, but in your mind.
Tears me up inside, man. But she'll forgive me. I was pretty young back then. I didn't know what I was doing. Oh god... but then what about all the things I did after then... over the last four years...

Oh, forgive me, Satori

>> No.2391840

Somebody post original. For what I read it had to do with someone dieing.

>> No.2391841

>>2391821
Italian? what?

>> No.2391848

d'awwwwwwwwfffffffffffffFFFUUUUUUCK YOU

>> No.2391845

>>2391825
Shitton.

>> No.2391842

>>2391825
Back to your type-moon threads, faggot.

>> No.2391843

>>2391840
>For what I read it had to do with someone dieing.
A lot more than dying there, bub

>> No.2391851

The original Cracky love-story:

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

>> No.2391856

>>2391822
lol i no rite xD
these nerds need a life :P

>> No.2391859
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H-hello Anonymous...

>> No.2391862

>>2391851

I liked this orig copypasta more..

>> No.2391865

>>2391859
hi

>> No.2391874

>>2391869
stutter much?

>> No.2391873

>>2391859
Somebody post stick Alice with blood vomiting.

>> No.2391870

>>2391822
Why, I have a real life. I breathe, shit, eat, and as far as I know I'm not imaginary!

>> No.2391869

>>2391859
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YOU

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>>2391865
H-how have you been, A-anonymous?

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>>2391795
Why?

>> No.2391926

>>2391908
Why are you such a cock-tease? This is the thousandth time you've talked to me. I want to stick it in you.

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>>2391926
She's seeing someone already.

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>>2391926
C-can't we wait until later?

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I just reread the OPs post, specifically the end.
I feel good today.

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>>2391908
Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm more interested in Shanghai, stop talking to me.

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>>2391976
B-but I control Shanghai. Silly Anonymous.

>> No.2391999

I'M NOT WEEABOO ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD

>> No.2392009
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>this thread

>> No.2392021

I love you Alice.

>> No.2392016

great alice roleplay fag is here. now get arc in here for a nice roleplay faggot sandwhich

>> No.2392036
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>>2391992
No. Just fucking no.
God fucking damn I hate Alice RP fags.

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>>2392016
>>2392036
Trolled.

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>>2392021
I-I love you too, Anonymous. *hugs* *is soft*

>> No.2392061

>>2392040
LOL I TROL U

>> No.2392062
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>>2392057

>> No.2392066
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>>2392040

>> No.2392067

Fanon fucking ruins everything. Alice isn't some emo, whiny, pathetic moe blob.

>> No.2392068

>>2392061
/b/

>> No.2392075

>>2392066
I fucking lol'd.

But seriously, everyone knows the Alicefag is a troll.

>> No.2392089

Ignore these haters, Alice. I'll always love you.

>> No.2392099

>>2392057
is anonymous soft, or is alice?
also: *kneading delicious flat chest*

>> No.2392129

Cute. I don't like cute.

Sage.

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>>2392099
I-I mean I'm soft, silly. N-not that I'm saying you're not... *kiss*

>> No.2392165

>>2392150
Does that mean you're fat? Go on a diet. Fat girls are ugly.

>> No.2392173

>>2392165
Alice =/= Letty

>> No.2392191

>>2392099

You do know there is a guy writing that Alice RP shit right? Hes probably a fat, sweaty fuck who is masturbating himself raw in between posing those s-s-stuttering Alice posts.

>> No.2392195

I love the Alice RPer.

>> No.2392212

*squeeze*

>> No.2392216

>>2392150

*licks Alice*

>> No.2392224

>>2392191
I don't care bro.

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>>2392216
Y-you're affectionate tonight, Anonymous...

>> No.2392244

>>2392237
OH GOD WHERE IS YOUR HAIR ACCESSORY?! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

>> No.2392252

>>2392237
fuck! I got a boner seriously.

>> No.2392260

>>2392237
>>2392216
>>2392150
>>2392099
>>2392057
proceed.....I want you two getting it on....

>> No.2392269 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa *fucks*

>> No.2392279

>>2392237
Hey Alice, if you got a chest upgrade and existed in reality I might actually like you.

>> No.2392282

>>2392237

Marissa mentioned she'd be able to join us tonight, so we have to get warmed up right away. :3

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>>2392282
M-Marisa? But..I-I love you, Anonymous... *holds you close*

>> No.2392309

>>2392290

And I you, but love is something to be shared, is it not?

>> No.2392312

>>2392279
Id love her without a chest upgrade

>>2392290
I think youre getting too sweet for me Alice RPer. True love Alice always has some tsun in her.

>> No.2392317

>>2392290

That actually made me feel something.
I felt a reaction to an troll.

Damn you /jp/.

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>>2392279
B-but my chest is fine...

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>>2392317
Gotcha.

>> No.2392348

does everyone in this thread have a fucking stuttering problem?

b-b-b-but a--a-a-a-an-an-an-anonymoooooussss

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>>2392348
its moe

the real kind

>> No.2392367,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2391784
Never seen this pasta used like this.

>> No.2392367,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2391851
Cracky-chan psycho stalking was so awesome.

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