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This is a Japanese only thread!No English subbing allowed!
Are you Towafags using some kind of script or just lucky?
Your yubisHand them over
>>23916300Coco...
>>23916429Script :^)
>12K VIEWERS ONLYOH NO NO NO, COCO'S RECLINING
I want to marry Pekora!
/jp/ always loads slower than other boards, they must put us on a shitty server
>>23916429>towa keeps getting the 2001st post somehowtowa...
>>23916426日本語で繰り返してください。
>>23916429years of practicing for gets make getting last post easy.
>>23916438>other boards>usno
>>23916438
She won't reach 20k today. Keep dreaming cocotards.
>>23916409I must fulfill my destiny and impregnate Coco to later tell her to sleep well and that I will protect her smile
>>23916426I'm kinda surprised people needed subs for Kanata's food rescue, for the most part it was so self-explanatory even I could understand it.
>>23916409Previously on /hlg/
Join THE Kanata
>>23916423FU*K FROGS
I hope Mikoti does more members only streams, they're fucking wildhttps://streamable.com/zjs31w
THE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE, HOSHIMACHI SUISEI!!!
>>23916456Who's Monika?
>>23916449
>>23916455>Japanese Miko streamIf only
>>23916455>english bad
>>23916442これはペンです!英語はダメです!日本語onlyです!
>>23916458I have been loving these late night member streams from her.
do all western born nips speak the same accent like coco? it seems like she learned by ear from relatives and they dont bother correcting her speech
>>23916455みこみこみこで!
>>23916456Sure, where do I sign up?
>>23916468She learned from immersion and yakuza games
>>23916442繰り返すより言い返すのほうがいいと思う
>>23916455>cute roboco>japanese best>choco big>watch coco
I will marry Matsuri and make her happy.
>Moona streamingI sleep.
>>23916449>>23916380>>23916378>>23916373>>23916361>>23916399>>23916403MEGA folder where?
>>23916468Yeah, all the low IQ ones do
>>23916455Pekora nice girl
>>23916479why is iofi's pic always in shitty quality on her streams?
>>23916455>zehi join
>>23916474Nah
>>23916444Checked
>>23916480They’re just shitty crops. You can make your own easily.
>>23916480
In 40 years, my grandchildren will ask me why and how I learned Japanese. And I will tell them, back then in the 20s, there were these cute Japanese anime livestreamers... and I just had to learn Japanese for them.. but don't tell grandma
>>23916493Yes.
>>23916474Fuck off lyger! Matsuri is for Rikka only.
>>23916497weird, i'm going to be telling my grandkids i learned japanese from watching my wife pretend to be a demon girl on youtube.
>>23916497>implying you'll procreate
>>23916505taste
>>23916497Bold of you to assume that you're getting a wife.
>>23916497In 40 years, I'll tell my children that I learned japanese while watching grandma pretend to be a rabbit.
>>23916480He doesn't want to share.
>>23916499She's a lesbian
>>23916472書き換えす, if you really want to be so nitpicky
>>23916514Bi, stay triggered.
>>23916455
>>23916505Based Towachad.
>>23916514She's bi, but that doesn't exclude the fact that lesbians get married to hide themselves
>>23916502>Matsuri is as good as Sora on-stage just to be the only one allowed to do duets with Rikka
>>23916409やらかしも知ってるけど膨大な努力も知ってるで
>>23916516*る
>>23916426Japanese only Japanese onlyPLEASE Japanese only>Mindbreaks in engrish
>>23916455>kanata without content ?>thanks haato anyway
>>23916455>english bad>gay japan
>>23916535THIS STREAM IS JAPANESE ONLY
>>23916533Makes me cry every time.
ええええ草
>>23916512based
>>23916533No sad Coco please
So uh... nobody’s watching the Holoid collab...?
>>23916426おしゃれ女!
>>23916544
>>23916495>>23916513Just fucking post the baby pics, man.Or else this baby gets it.
>>23916455>wanted haachama content
くしゃみ助かる
I miss AsaCoco.
>>23916497In 40 years I'll still be teaching my wife how to read her own language
I can't believe Kanata told EOPs to go home
Come to Roboco's birthday party today https://youtu.be/L8j_PESE67w
>>23916548Who?
>>23916558where lol
>>23916558Kanata is into extreme EOP abusehttps://files.catbox.moe/yfinll.webm
>>23916468I always assumed she was speaking in that atrange, apparently sterotypical "foreigner speaking Japanese" accent you see so much in anime. That is to say, it's an affectation. It never made sense to me who they ascribe that same accent to foreigners regardless of where they come from, it has off-kilter vowel sounds in it that there's no reason to assume a foreigner couldn't grasp.
あくあ...https://youtu.be/PksApsNDfB8?t=5191
Sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20New song soon™
>>23916553
>>23916559The time for Gen 2 redemption approaches
>>23916564Herehttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>23916573
>>23916533
>>23916572I can't believe aqua killed herself on stream
>>23916576haha I can't believe she said the meme bros....
>>23916580what a bitch
>All the Holos are I@mas fans>No Love Live fansWhy are we still here? Just to suffer?
when will yagoo make the onaholo and hololube booth
>>23916584What did we do to deserve this great fortune?
catch 22, chuubas must pander to eops if they want to incline however cause nips are allergic to overseas anything their "core" audience will abandon them because of their racist tendencies, fact.
>>23916572God bless this autistic maid
>>23916591Holos are based. Love Live sucks.
>>23916409>that hero hei faggot is spamming hololive videos nowit's over
>>23916591Which one is deeper in the otaku hole in Japan anyways? I know imas is deeper over here.
>>23916591But there are at least two
>>23916591im@s appeals to me, love live appeals to younger girls and autist
>>23916591Haato didn't know Im@s until the Shinymas streamAnd she's a filthy LLfag, but at least she only like the OG one
PPT bastardizing English language for laughs: https://files.catbox.moe/blh3zx.webm
>>23916604both are extremely entry level.
>>23916604Love Live is one of the few series to make more money yearly in japan than One Piece. Which I'm pretty sure comes in all Hotel dressers in Japan instead of the Bible.
>>23916572what the fuck was that
>>23916591>he hasn’t seen the video of fat Matsuri dancing to LL songs with a Nozomi shirt on
>>23916615Aqua trying to get everyone back into the MC server
>>23916436Enjoy doing all the housework and cooking while she plays games all day.
>>23916616If I saw any fat Matsuri videos I'd probably be off masturbating.
>>23916591Sounds based to me
>>23916619imagine getting to fuck the rabbit while she plays games though.
>>23916615aqua remembering the good days and apologizing to minecraft for leaving it by sacrificing herself
>>23916617By killing herself?
>>23916609I love this stream, it was so fun seeing her interact with us kaigai nikis even though most kept calling her Kabaya.
>>23916627Why call her Kabaya? I missed this meme
>>23916617Based
>>23916619Just beat her and make her do chores as batsuge
>>23916619Yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpoP4pgwwGA
What does Kanatan's nether region smells like?
>>23916626A pact of death with the server
>>23916576WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? WHATS WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK??
>>23916636Piss
>>23916634>subbed
>>23916581LOOK AT HER GO!!!
>>23916619She’s making at least 6 figures doing it so who cares. It’s not like she’s an actual NEET.
>>23916636grass
>>23916629Haato mistakenly spelled her name as Kabaya during that one English quiz stream.
>>23916580I knew she was just as fake as rushia
Ultimate pairing coming through
>>23916629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Osf9U4XRM
>>23916627>wrote down a name to remember how to correctly read it>someone makes a joke that she's writing down people who call her Kabaya in Death NoteThis is the kind of stuff I stay for supacha readings for.
>>23916654>subbed
>>23916572But why is she so autistic?
>>23916646We bringing back >subbed and >muh timestamps posting?
>>23916654>>23916629Thanks. How did Haato even manage that
I'm actually impressed that they built that minecraft server by themselves
>>23916467did she say anything about asamiko? I fell asleep in the middle of the stream and there's no waiting room so I'm guessing she's skipping it for today
>>23916660>>23916651WhoopsHere's your (you)
>>23916660Look at your keyboard
>>23916660Haachama being Haachama
>>23916654Such a smart
>>23916661It's nice to see how differently the girls play compared to holostarsThe holostars are all function with barely any emphasis on aesthetics and they beat the ender dragon like that, meanwhile the girls did nothing but build random shit and it took Aqua and Shion a full stream dedicated to the dragon to beat it
>>23916580i don't get it
*pats /hlg/*
>>23916591they were very obviously paid to shill the new im@s, the way literally every one of them, even the ones that never touched a gacha in their lives suddenly were interested in Im@s makes it very obvious.
>>23916591Aqua loves LL.
>>23916678
>>23916675AquaShion ender dragon was a cute playdate.
>>23916683Based Kanatabros.
>>23916685if they were doing sponsored content and didn't say they were sponsored we can get them banned from the site
>>23916686Aqua has the most normalfag taste in anime so I’m not surprised
>>23916682>5-23 05:39>literal chinese timezonehmmm.
>>23916683I wonder if Okayu~drawfaganon is here.
>>23916687GTS Aqua
>>23916436the only food she will make is carrots
>>23916683>Womb next to nude haato
>>23916683Those Lunas are very nice.
>>23916692good luck proving that, don't know why you would want to get them banned.
why only watame and luna got the best reaction images.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymy-YgcGbGI@eveyone ze,,,zehi,,
>>23916655Yeah, honestly supacha time is just mini-zatsudan time and I love it.
>>23916683Cute. Tweeting this to every Holo.
>>23916720
>>23916675I actually never played mc and not really understand its mechanics but still enjoy watching them playing. Seeing how big and complex everything they built is kinda amazing.
>>23916720Ehehm...
>>23916696It's also SEA timezone...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1APLiuZRfc
>>23916654Haachama...
M-Mikochi?! https://twitter.com/Kei_141_/status/1263927259154354177?s=20
>>23916683No Aqua... BASED
>>23916733やめろ
>>23916733Coco... ;;
>>23916653I can't believe Flare friendzoned Noel for this albino lynx
>>23916746bro...............
>>23916746Look at the lower left
>>23916724I really miss Towa lads.
>>23916745We aren't getting swimsuit 3d streams because of corona right?
>>23916753I thought she was a husky.
>>23916746???
>>23916746There's one in the last oneAlso there was a sleeping Aqua in the 2nd one but it's gone in the end
>>23916763probably yeah, but the voice packs are still coming
>>23916746...
>>23916753the hyena is very obviously forcing herself on flare
>>23916675And then there's Miko... and Haato, both comfy and terrifying at the same time.
>>23916746Anonchama...
>Coco's Morning ShitpostWait a minute...
>>23916551
>>23916653Which route will Flare take? since she already rejected Noel she's not going to the harem route.
>>23916779Imagine not loving Coco.
I want to protect this smile
>>23916763Flare...
AAAAAAAAAAAA I want gen 0 live2d.
>>23916683>8 Towasgood taste bros
>>23916784She's working on seducing all the flatties
>>23916685>newIt's two years old already
aqua messing around on the server makes me really miss them playing minecraft togetherhttps://youtu.be/hwzeXg18nlk?t=1173
>>23916788Seeing this my Hope's for a new 2d model are high.
>>23916785obligatory "I'm in love with the coco"
>>23916795It's still the newest game.
>>23916675That was the ender dragon for the resource server, which resets monthly. I'm pretty sure they beat the ender dragon on the actual server a long time ago.
>>23916795It's think there is a 2 year anniversary event with free rolls are something, I have no clue if the streams are sponsored however.
We really need offline collabs back ASAP.
>>23916798Her name is Coco and she's LOCO
>>23916779So much fanart of Coco is better looking than her official model...
>>23916788Honestly, who gave a shit about this one? Flare isn't exactly high tier, she's pretty much low tier with a terrible voice and autistic attitude
>>23916455>wtf translate chuubas haha
>>23916809We say OH NO
>>23916609French king gets a land named after him to have an anime girl butcher it.
ARK is more interesting than MC.
>>23916814Based. Fuck frog.
>>23916811Flare is a good girl and she tries hard, you're a big doodoo
>>23916811I'm going to need you to delete this post
>>23916805I don't understand why they're strictly verboten. If you've not had contact with anyone for two weeks, and your collab partner also hasn't, then surely you're fine to meet up?
>>23916455>Shien thread>Miko threadI hope we keep up with different holo to talk about instead of going back to towaspamming
Bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXuQEFmRKA
OMEGA dead hours
>>23916833Fuck off
>>23916815it is but it has been like 4 months of nothing but ARK, minecraft was equally as boring and over saturated but at least is something differentwatch all the "ARK was better I miss ARK" posts when the minecraft fad returns
>>23916664I'm still drunk from the stream. Not sure if she talked about it. Gomen.
>>23916830I for one support homosluts infecting each other with corona
>>23916835Artia should stream something soon(Please don't be overwatch)
>>23916833oh, I don't like that one bit
>>23916830While I agree that offcollabs are great, better safe than sorry.
>>23916830probably strict Hololive rules.
>>23916832Towa...
Suppose Korone gets featured in his next video because this clip and many others get uploaded onto his sub. Will a shoutout from pewdie get Korone pass 1 mil subs overnight? https://files.catbox.moe/nyub1d.webm
>>23916833
>>23916833The Stay Home clip will go viral due to the corona + cute japanese anime girl speaking englishSome medium sized youtuber will react to it. I hope you're ready for the day when it happens.
>>23916862The dog will soon be the face of hololive.
>>23916862EHHHHH?! PEWDEEPEEEEEE?!
>>23916862Oh god I wondered when that would happen
>>23916862NO DOGGY NO
mogu mogu
>>23916862The new face of Hololive...
>>23916862he is henceforth referred to as ピッパイ
I want to dance like Marine
>>23916868it's already at 1.3M views and nothing has happened, if someone's going to be cursed it'll sadly be Korone
>>23916862F POTATO
>>23916862Subscribe to Korone.
>>23916699I'm the drooler at the top. I want to do more! It's fun working next to all the drawfags here. Some of you guys are so fucking good.
>>23916862I don't think it will be that drastic, kizuna ai was featured on pewdiepie and it didn't affect her much
>>23916883I want to dance like Akihttps://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHzFJ5qi4ko
>>23916862YUBIPIE?!
What will Fubuki do if she loses her position of Subscriber King?
>>23916896She gained 300k subs the week after that video came out...
>>23916897i haven't seen this matched with the mmd before but i remember when she sang it on one of her ark streams, good stuff
>>23916862I'mma post this on r/PewdiepieSubmissions and get that sweet sweet updoots
>>23916903Finally graduate and take hololive off of YAGOOs hands manually
>>23916830All it takes is one person on the way there and their knees explode through their eyeballs. Don't risk it. Exploring knees is no joke.
>>23916903Cry in relief knowing she doesn't need to be at the top anymore
>>23916903
>>23916910+1 upmikoboated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5n1zqsvfXoHow often does Watame sing rock?
>>23916903relax and stream less, she'll still be the face of holo outside of streaming
>>23916862korone is doing her part, what about you?
Konpeko!
>>23916910Do it.
I wish Pewdiepie would stop posting on Youtube. He reached his peak years ago and has been in decline ever since, yet he more than doubled his subscriber count during that time. It's just so tiring.
>>23916924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQHFwZ8zEec
>>23916830Can any of the Holos even drive? PP and Coco live close together but the others will be taking public transport.
@23916930cringe ceiling gang member
Crashing this plane.
Peko's Peace Walker today?
A reminder that vtubers, idols, seiyuu, Jav, Mobage, and Gravure don't belong on /jp/. They should all be moved to different boards.
>>23916930RECLINING!?
>>23916944What does belong on /jp/?
>>23916924>rockbut that's rap
>>23916944Cope.
>>23916901Iofi can't stop winning.
>>23916944Jannies do it for free, yet these thread stay...
>>23916942Maybe she'll go back to finish JoJo's storymode.
>>239169492hus
>>23916944Go rant to the meidos.
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1263956966075887616Why did she check her graphic card on minecraft.
>>23916949things otaku's like
>>23916944reminder that they do because /jp/ was created as a containment board for /a/
>>23916970>854x480PPT....
>>23916862oh no my sekrit club
https://youtu.be/acNUes3ZV_AWhen the fuck did Subaru change her voice?
>>23916970She's a dork
>>23916862Korone will retweet it.She will accept it with open arms. So will the JOPs.On a scale of mad/mad how buttfrustrated are you?
>>23916987JSLs are creating a suicide pact right now.
>>23916978>running games full-screen / maximisedDisgusting.
leaked picture of korone's husband
I would find it hilarious if HoloEN ends up being more popular with JOPs instead of EOPs.
You guys overreact too much.
>>23916970Because people found out that she plugged her display into the wrong slot because of Minecraft in the first place.>Kanatan had a 2070 Super all along and just played on her integrated GPU insteadPPT...
>>23916862>this many replies because she said pewdiepiefuck this general
floor gang oh
>>23916972Wrong way around boyo.
>>23916862God I hope people don't start trying to get every hololive to say that if she does get into lwiay or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uXy88-zEcE&feature=youtu.be
>>23916981Turn on the subs and find out
>>23917000>pewdiepie>trips
>>23917000You're in worst hours, is why.
>>239168629 year olds will get bored then leave
>>23917000Anonchama...
>>23916884Thank god it's her and not my girl
>>23917000PDP is /v/‘s idol and its prime burger hours.
>>23916999reminds me of ppl buying 144hz monitors back then and not enabling it until they realize it a year later
>>23917008They want Noel to do loads of 3D collabs cause they wanna see her tits jiggle
This might be selfish but, I don't want Hololive to go mainstream.
>>23916995I don't think that would be too surprising. It's not like JOPs hate English speakers inherently, so as long as the girls are cute enough and appeal to JOPs them developing a JOP sizable fanbase would be unsurprising.
>>23917029Glad you are aware your interests are opposite from your favorite vtuber's
hej monika 2 confirmed?
>>23917029Just ignore the normalfag community...
WHERE ARE THE STREAMS!?
>>23916944You're just mad that without an of those threads your shitty board would be dead. You guys don't even make the "MIMA!" threads anymore. Fucking fucks.
>>23917029I agree, end lockdowns and force the eop/esl hordes back to work, make our hobby great again.
>>23917029Why are hlg hipsters like this?
>>23917017>PDP is /v/‘s idolI don't often frequent /v/ but I find that hard to believe
>>23916995It should. The language barrier adds charm. Otherwise you'd just watch regular shit.
>>23917032Also I think having EN members trying to speak Japanese to talk to JOP fans will have the same effect as the JP holos trying to speak english to talk to EOPs.
>>23917045>Otherwise you'd just watch regular shit.Like what?
>>23917042Most of these people only watch subbed clips so the lockdown ending won’t really matter.
at least it's korone who we're losing, and not someone actually important like peko or aqua.
>>23917044It's a shitpost, but the guy did come from /v/.
>>23916995Why aren't IDs so popular with JOPs then?
>>23917055Good, they will pass like every fad, the ones who are legitimately interested will stay and learn.
why do you guys hate video games when it's all these girls do, play video games
>>23917043Not wanting to have to endure an endless torrent of cringe is not hipster.
>>23917029It's already pretty mainstream among its target audience but western normalfags are literally bags of money and nothing more. They will either stay subs-only and only intrude on channels getting most feedback from those videos like Korone and throw money when they hear her speak English, or convert and start learning the language if they fall in love and genuinely want to be a part of this. No one is going to watch streams they don't care about, and that's 80% of Hololive.
>>23917061I hope you’re right friend.
Mikop...
>>23917060Indos aren't exotics
>>23917053NoI want to protect her smile
>>23917060I thought the Squirrel was popular with both JOPs and EOPs. She'll make a killing in super chats when she gets a new PC and collabs with the dog god.
>>23917060Iofi's stream with Pochi was pretty popular.
>>23917062>What are karaoke streams, what are zatsudans, what is Haachama contentGet better taste, friend.
>>23916862don't he still use >/wsg/ and >/gif/ for his ylyl videos?
>>23917062muh /v/ boogeyman
>>23916978what's the difference?it's all still blocky piece of shit at high resolution anyway
>>23917074>>23917073No language barrier in these situationsIf what anon was saying is true then Moona would be the most popular
>>23917083Well, no, you still need talent to be successful.
>>23917076>haachamaI refuse to watch an irl child
>>23917077Huh. So that’s why I always see PDP’s name when I go to /gif/ BBC thread...
Hope they reformat Roboco.
>>23917087>childShe's old enought to post here
>>23917008Mel...
>>23917087You're missing out on the most creative streams we've had in almost a month, tbhdesu.
>>23917084Explain Rushia
>>23917062As far as gameplay goes I only watch Subaru because she plays games in fun ways, and even then her other content is just as interesting.
>>23917060Risu is pretty popular with them right away because of her cute voicePochi and Subaru streams brings influx of JP viewers for IofiThere's also Hana from Niji, her clips made it to top 10 rank in NND multiple times
>>23916683>@everyone.. ze,,zehi,,,kusa
>>23917087Not a child just a retard
>>23917062Most of them only playing video games now because YouTube fucked them out of ASMR and corona fucked them out of 3D. The other variety content tends to be more entertaining. Video game streaming is easy views (and a saturated market). Not to say that they hate playing games, but that's how it looks by the numbers.
>>23917099>spoilerSo content without a language barrier?
>>23917087God I wish there's an actual child vtuber
Miko...
korone was like a father to me
>>23917097Girlfriend experience
>>23917068I wish that were me
>>23917093>>23917103Isn't she in highschool? that's a child
>>23917111
Shien Hitman in 7 hours!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-N1WGqQuUo
>>23917111Mikochi...
>>23917109They wouldn't be entertaining
>>23917109No. Hebidads were the worst.
>>23916862
>>23917120>>23917120She's 18. You don't call the dude held back 5 years a child just because he's in high school.
>>23917108One video that was really popular there was the crying free talk one, and she talked in Indonesian+English in it.JP also found out about the "Our Girlfriend" clip which also in Indonesian+English.
>>23917111too much alcohol to go to sleep
>>23917120She's a senior I think 18
>>23916695Not really.
>>23917120By your own standards you are sharing this thread with children, do something better with your life than speak with kids online
I wish IDs have decent internet connection like Hana.
>>23916994Wrong that's honhima's husband
>>23917135don't bully tyrone...
>>23917149Hana is actually wealthy, the game was rigged from the start.
>>23917137What's that last one?
>>23917111Mikochi, please don't overwork yourself, get a rest and cancel asamiko for today
>Realizing that hololive will eventually end and those bad thoughts will come back and haunt my mind
>>23917171sadly it's too late... https://youtu.be/MHnWgpm6eFM
>>23917159Made me giggle
>>23917145This guy is SEETHING
So which one of you autists shared our sercret power ranking to them?
>>23917186Miko...
>>23917180
>>23917180Something better than Hololive will eventually come along famalam.
>>23917191me
>>23917188Leave, /v/
>>23917191you
>>23917191Did they even understand it?
>>23917191(you)
>>23917180It's okay there's still Niji
>>23917125Im wondering if he would be interested in playing Mafia since it matches his character setting
>>23917191>our ranking>some autist made something on his own
the /wsg/ thread is kinda better than these threads. oof
>>23917180and you'll eventually die too, why thinking "all of this is going to end at some point" instead of just enjoying the moment like everyone elsejust be happy bro
>>23917191I still don't understand this ranking someone translate for me please
>>23917210It's in Spanish why would any of them understand it?
>>23917167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx42B_DVyqU
Right, these hours really do suck compared to the rest of the timezone hours, especially prime time. I'mma try to sleep again, hopefully won't get sleep paralysis again and see fucking demons. Have fun in dead hours, do your reps, anons.
>>23917217>just be happy bro
>>23917210Nah the image quality was nuked. They did understand the womb tho.
>>23917222Still waiting for the Japs to find out about the time she was NTRd live on stream
I'm gonna play APEX and listen to Haruka play Minecraft. Later nerds
>>23917224Yeah, good thing it's usually sleeping hours for me. Goodnight anon and さよなら burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_CBcK_Fp-E Kaoru
>>23917230Somethings transcend beyond the boundaries of language.
>>23917191>spic shitFuck off.
5ch Herestop posting dumb tier list. white piggu go home
>>23917227Korone's words there are lame and smoothbrained.
>>23917236I'm gonna snipe you bitch
>>23917245newfriend...
>>23917180>>23917217>>23917227>>23917247幸福なのは義務なんです
>>23917246
>>23917180You fool, this only means you have to enjoy this here and now while it lasts. You'll have all the time in the world to despair later. After the end of not even just the fad, but the complete decline of vtubers as a concept. After Miko graduates, after Luna leaves Hololive for better grounds, after Kanatan goes deaf, after Noel completely breaks, after Fubuki succumbs to depression, after Haato gets bitten by fifty different type of aussie spiders, then you'll have time to weep and remember the good old days. Now go watch the archive of your favorite holo, engrave her voice in your head, then wait for her to go live again and smile because she's happy to be in Hololive and to bring you the content you fell in love with her for.https://files.catbox.moe/k8tq3e.webm Listen to this, take a deep breath, smile and just go do it.
What is this liveblogging trashI hope you never wake up
>5ch autists triggered by a bunch of old twitter posts congratulating 宮助 on her marriageThey're just like us.
aqua needs my seed
>>23917249t. spicshitter
>>23917260??? translate it weeb
>>23917260How long before she got divorced?
>>23917224Sleep tight...
>>23917258Based Pekoposter
>>23917259>thought I heard Kanata coming from the other room>it was just my mom watching some soran bushi video
>>23917258Based /v/ro
>>23917260Wait those were real?
When will someone play WA2
>>23917278
>>23917258I'm enjoying my time with her everyday
>>23917281Holy fuck. I always thought that was just a meme.
>>23917281No no no bros
Have Korone and Aqua ever collabed with each other?
>>23917258Blessed post anon
>>23917281No... this is too far.....
>>23917260>>23917281wtf the doggo is old and married?!??
Korone simps BTFO
>>23917295>marrieddivorced
>>23917281OLD, FAT AND MARRIED
>>23917299Prove it
>>23917281lmao
hmm
Did you know Aki speaks Spanish?https://streamable.com/v3r1wu
korone has a boyfriend lads...
>>23917305disgusting
>>23917308they probably all do
why would anyone simp for a fat 36 year old woman with roaches in her apartment
>>23917302Honestly if is still married then she's really fucking good at hiding it.
>>23917268>get home after a long day of work>no dinner was made>house is such a mess that cockroaches have started nesting there>your wife spent your money on another old games console>try to sleep because you have to get up again in 5 hours but she keeps screaming in the next room
>>23917305towa....
OH NONONO KORONEBROSIS THIS THE START OF A RECLINE?
>>23917313Literally me
>>23917308husband*
Korone being married is a big deal but apparently Fubuki being divorced with 2 children is no big deal?
Why do you watch v-tubers if all you care is the person on the other side
>>23917313I only pay the fox
>>23917314The old "Boyfriend status" 5ch post had her listed as divorced, though I don't know where that info came from.
>the new face of hololive is a fat old married hagkek
>>23917321Towa is young and pure you retard
>>23917314>she's really fucking goodstop it already u fucking bitch
doxxfags hours already?
>>23917286Same. I'll forever be grateful to this tensh for bringing me joy every single day.
I'm canceling my membership lads I can't be cucked like this...
>>23917313>with roaches in her apartmentWhat part of the world doesn't have these disgusting things? It must be the cold areas, because otherwise, these shits can't be eliminated. You can only keep them at bay.
ANTIBROS NOW IS OUR TIME. THAT DOG GOT TOO BIG TOO FAST, FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN. LET'S BE HER SUN
>>23917316>she cries at sad stories about fathers their children because she couldn't get custody
>>23917333>pureyabee..
Bros... I got up this morning at 6 and the wife was still awake again... playing some shitty NES game for thousands of foreign men...
>>23917333and FATholy shit
>>23917316You forgot she's fat so husband doesn't even feel like having a quick fuck before hitting the sack, literal deadweight if you don't consider she's probably rich from supaacha
>>23917334
who's allowed to be popular? you seem to shit on everyone so it's hard to keep track
SEETHING
Matsuri's brother is actually her boyfriend.Source: Matsuri's brother aka me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME0dWOhZ4MsWhen will she learn...
>doxx hours
>>23917338come join us pekobros where we know our girl is pure
Oh shit it's that time of the day, see you in a few hours anons
pls stop being mean to her ;;
>>23917281Good thing I can't read any of this shit so I can pretend it's all bullshit.
Yep. Can't believe Korone is just Towa but even worse.
Jesus christ, I'm sorry for posting that shit. We've known this shit forever here, guys. Did you seriously believe every leak was fake? It doesn't affect my views on Korone at all.
>>23917350There can only be one pride of Hololive
>>23917342>>23917345cope
>>23917350Miko
>>23917344TENS of thousands
Oh would you look at that, it is burger hours and the doxxing starts.Almost like... No surely it can't be that they are one in the same?
>>23917350/hlg/ approved holos: peko, miko, ayame
>>23917354
>>23917260do not google search that name if you sub to korone
>>23917352Wow your English is amazing!
>>23917281>cucked by youtube and her husbandJUST
>>23917339England here, I've never seen a cockroach in my entire life.
>>23917353>Haachama>learn
>>23917219it one of the highest level of cancer from /a/, it from the dbz super threads full of autistic spic making OC characters and off the wall headcanon about powerlevels of the main characters during the anime and comparing them to their OC every episode each week with a new chart before the anime ended.
>>23917353learning Japanese takes a lot of time anon, please be patient
Just imagine how fucking loose Korone's pussy is.
>>23917270I understood that reference.
>>23917355but peko has a girlfriend bro it's like getting double cucked...
Which holos could cosplay their own character? Obviously only including the holos we've actually seen IRL. I think Rushia, Okayu, Towa, Sora, Matsuri, Mel, Mio could. Haato, Fubuki and Aqua could not. Aki no chance in hell. The only she she's cosplaying is iCarly.
>>23917381The Poles ate them
>>23917375You gotta know English to like Rick and Morty. The jokes are too high IQ to be translated
>>23917350Aki and Shion I guess
>>23917359Only if she gets a divorce and promises to never ever even look at men that way again.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>there are 5ch spies lurking this thread right now
>>23917372>peko>ayamelmao maybe for zoomers like you
>>23917381Turks had free entry into your country for years, I doubt you've never seen one.
SHE HAD SEX
>>23917385so many cock roaches in it
>>23917339Anywhere that's not poor and/or filthy
>>23917389>iCarlyfucking kek
>>23917394That poster is dead
>>23917388Bro you don't actually belive that right...
俺が思う最近のココの失敗・お気持ちと言われる奴長時間ダラダラやるな、ゲーム中雑談するなって意見に正論で論破した。「ダラダラが好きな人もいる」「喋らなかったら自分の意味がない」vtuberのファンなんて基本頭おかしいんだから頭おかしい人らを否定するべきじゃなかった「頭のおかしい人を愛する方法」って頭のおかしい人をネタにするのも良くなかったころさんだったら「ダラダラ長時間するな?そんなこと言わないで見て!!」「喋ってゲームしてごめんね」って謝ってそのまま喋りながらゲームする・龍が如く既プレイ1回目の配信を動画でやって2回目からライブで始めたゲーム中ずっとスパチャ読みをしていたぐるぐる酷い中ストーリーを進めた・アンチャ英語音声で始めた・バイオ4クリア耐久既プレイと言わなかったため初見と誤解したリスナーが怒って荒れた6時間程度で諦めた・ARKアベレーション撮れ高を他に譲るため攻略を一切しないコラボを殆どしなかった、ラグナロクの時みたいに引っ張っていくべきだったホロ村を作るべきだった毎回壊れた橋の家を治して雑談するだけになっていたアベレーションの面白さを伝えれなかった・ゲーム選び連続で長編RPGをしているぺこらやあくあのような短い軽いゲームをしない流行りにまったく乗ってこなかった
>>23917307SOP's ganar de nuevo!
>>23917389everyone can because cosplays are all equally shit
>>23917389Noel
>>23917402NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
every leak so far has been fake
>>23917398No only Matsuri's Brother
>>23917281they're just wondering if her nnd retirement was due to marriage or not
I still love her!
>>23917408they're really cute together bro that means they're a real couple IRL...
>>23917394who face is that?
>>23917339It's amazing what you can accomplish in a developed country far outside the city.
>>23917410This is Soo Min tier autism.Why do you even post this here?
>>23917403>so many cuck roaches in it. no no no i can't take it.bros
>>23917389Korone cosplays as Korone for her husband!
>>23917416except matsuri's pee
>>23917389IRL Noel is probably more stacked than her character
>>23917422I do too, though it is sad to see her getting hate
M-muh korone MARRIED? She spends more time with us than her actual husband lmao
>>23917191Wait which board was this on?
>I now have knowledge of Korone being married and probably a mom irlMy penis grow harder.You people are not men of culture.
I tried watching a Subaru stream but I didn't even last 5 minutes. Her voice is so... urgh
>>23917441Most hate here is just severe post-ironic autism, she's fun and cute, fuck the shitposters.
>>23917440prove it
>dox and fake news hour.fuck off.
>>23917445She's divorced
>>23917448based NTRchad
>>23917441It's just people who didn't like her pretending to care. At worst, we lost a few fair-weather fans.
>>23917428Left is clearly TowaRight I want to say is Okayu
>>23917445she married a salaryman but now she's stuck in a loveless marriage because she never told him she was infertile.
Friendly reminder
>>23917445give money to another man wife lmao
You know that means Korone is a milf. With the way she talks to her listeners I already thought of her as a shogakko sensei or okaasan so this narrative works. Now I want ss doujins of Korone...
>>23917457retard no she isn't i am married to her right now
>>23917448>>23917459Unbased and unwholesome posts.
>>23917453
>>23917448God imagine the Holos with big swollen pregnant bellies stuffing their faces while sitting down playing vidya
>>23917464The only list that matters.But YAGOO is pure, you fuck.
>>23917464someone's missing there bro your mom lmao
WTF koro-bros, I thought she was the one.. I was planning to have children with her
>>23917464Link the real list faggot
>>23917464NOT LIKE THIS IDOLBROS
>>23917476ugh...
Why is Haachama so CUTE. I want to HUG her.
>>23917447thread no. 9078
>>23917476thank u anon
>>23917425what the fuck...you're right...
>>23917477Stop my cock already hurts from being so hard
>>23917464by me
Reminder to pat Korone everyday
>Had a dream about drinking milk from suisei's flat boobs>While she keeps going hihihiWhat does it mean.
>>23917499:koronepat:
>>23917445This is a cope
>>23917477hawt. This is why I'm an Akibro. She's highly probable a mom.
Towa has such a beautiful singing voice but she fucks up way too much. I feel like she has a lot of potential if she practices more often.
>>23917500Держи эти мысли при себе, если тебе дорога твоя жизнь, братан
Can't you autist just expect that Korone was married but isn't anymore?
WTF I hate Korone now. Now it also makes sense that Yagoo calls her Koro-san, they're probably the same age. And I LOVE Pekora now. She would never marry a 3D guy.
>>23917482>haato>0I guess dogs doesn't count
>>23917482I think the 1 on Ayame is wishful thinking.
>>23917500You need to see a doctor not hlg
>>23917410Translate it weeb.
>>23917350I don't see too many people hating on haato, just saying that she's dumb
here's a clip of Korone's and her husband at their wedding https://files.catbox.moe/6iwwf6.webm
>>23917482But Suisei and Coco has fucked Kanata before
>>23917482>coco 10+>marine and matsuri not 10+>suisei not 10+shit list
>>23917515>She would never marry a 3D guy.Anon....
>>23917524Because she's not popular
>>23917525holy shit... that whore... she isnt going to get away with this...
so what will actually happen with Hololive English? I feel like most of Hololive's non-Japanese fans only follow because they like the cute japanese girls speaking engrish and watch the reuploads on translator channels. So who the hell is going to actually watch that stuff?
>>23917516do you think if you put her in a mating press, she'd try to sniff her own feet?
>Lures normalfaggot EOPs into the community>Actual used goodsCan Korone get any more shit? Imagine liking this bitch. Towa is way better.
https://twitter.com/Patra_HNST/status/1263870368852226049everyone loves roboco!
>>23917525I can't believe it
>>23917525THAT'S ITI'M NOT SENDING MORE SUPERCHATS TELLING HER TO GO TO SLEEPTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>23917538Ironic weebs, twitch crowd, normalfags. Same people who watched Melody.
>>23917520It's a pasta with Coco's POV falling into despair
Due to excessive shitposting, this thread will be entering duck mode. Please post cute duck (wolf and cat are welcome as well)
>>23917555God not only has she been FUCKED but she's so athletic I bet she was a BEAST in bed
>>23917555I would be there was a quack.
>>23917504>got interested in Aki because I like her voice and design, she seems pretty underrated>check her channel>ARK as far as eye can seeSell me on Aki please
>>23917555best i can do is whatever this isgiving miko my membership has been a surpior investment than spending it on gacha
>>23917538Do you know how many YouTubers there are that are already half virtual? Dozens of people work a half animated drawing today get as many subs as a midtier niji does
>>23917565Watch her ASMR's they are comfy
>>23917504Bros... I can't believe Aki has expanded her Satanic Jewish brood...
>>23917565There are things that are not Ark and she knows ballet I guess
>>23917540Holy shot kill yourself already towafag. Nobody gives a shit about your shitty broken girl. White knight as much as you want but leave korone out of it. Korone is literally the only reason Towa is able to get any viewers, if it wasn't for Korone hololive would never have even gotten popular. If you spent more than a week here you'd know that by now, hut of course you didn't because you're a newfag from reddit coming here to post the newest epic memes.Seriously just fuck off. Korone is basically the ideal when it comes to vtubers, none of that bullshit western screaming, no shitty fotm games.>hurr durr but she's fakeFucking kill yourself. Shes not fake, the VA has been into old retro games long before she was korone. Korone is completely genuine unlike your smokey cum filled slut.
I love me some burger time
>>23917551this
>>23917551twitch crowds won't simp for the english anime girl, and I doubt whoever they hire is going to be as appealing to ironic weebs like Melody and Ota-chan
There's a famous guy in China who offers loads of money to female streamers for sex, apparently he offered Aqua the equivalent of 25million yen but she turned him down.
>>23917554Did she really say any of these? or is this just 5ch's narrative?
>>23917555I'm posting an angel and a necromancer
>>23917555The cutest
>>23917562I bet she'd ride me until my hips break and I'd be all drained.
>>23917504I'd subscribe to her if she go back doing cooking streams
>>23917565check out her singing instead and have her ark stuff as background noise, it's a good time if you drink along side her toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI861CIVGgohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0KT2ABM10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fqjcg2uRYshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c7ZHCnQKDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvx2UWi59pQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMoajtO-Qw&t=162s
>>23917573have sex with a dog
>>23917580That's funny because she fucked that other guy for free
------------------------DOX HOURS ARE OVER------------------------
>>23917562She went to an American college so you just know she took the BBC.
>>23917307Following the natural cycle>JOP complaining about EOP>EOP complaining about SOP>SOP complaining about POP>POP complaining about EOP
post the super chat earnings so I can judge them
>>23917573embarassing.
>>23917500It means your out of milk go check the fridge also to buy apple juice trust me im a dream expert
>>23917573>if it wasn't for Korone hololive would never have even gotten popular>implying thats a reason to like her and not otherwiseits time to go back /v/irgin EOP-kun
What's the narrative for today lads?
>>23917565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7wGQyHL5PQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnttmwUP2h0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L0Drq-qayc
>if it wasn't for Korone hololive would never have even gotten popularWhat did he mean by this?
>>23917281https://cheat-sokuhou.com/miyasuke-260
stop replying to a dumb pasta
>>23917573>Korone is basically the ideal when it comes to vtubers
>>23917601Korones married and has 5 kids
>>23917555Fun fact, duck penises are longer than their body length and duck vaginas have spirals/folds to fit the entire thing.
>newfags reacting to a pastakek
Coco thinks Towa is dumb as fuck and no wonder she isn't getting collabs.
>>23917425https://streamable.com/c6bzfoI like these two.
>>23917573Towa...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Hololive is just made to make her out as the slut, when really she's no worse than any of the 'idols' and a better person than most of them.What are the main complaints? She masturbated guys on stream and lied about it?Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking masturbated guys on stream. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She just saw them doing it.Let me ask you this. WHO IN HOLOLIVE DOESN'T WANT TO MASTURBATE MEN? You can't even name one fucking character who wouldn’t want to masturbate their small dicks! hololive Idols are the kind of bitch who will act like they don't want it when they really do. They'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Towa knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy man-whores like her audience want.And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly lied about it later.Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious fan. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Ayame does the same thing to dirty old men for money it's like 'oh she's so womanly', but when Towa does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect her only fan. She probably was going to study medicine to tighten those guys asses back up or cure their syphilis or something.The whole project was made to make that slut Ayame look good. Objectively, Towa is a far better character than Ayame. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Ayame, and if she weren't stuck with that weak ass personality and no plothax she probably could have fucked the entire cast.
>>23917610Who are you quoting?
>>23917605>cheat-sokuhoukek
>>23917614they are just really good together
>>23916431What is a yubis?
>>23917608This is old news tho, plus she got divorced.
>>23917577There will be an all out skirmish. Twitch sluts will send their simps out to attack the new competitor, much like how camwhores screeched at Melody for a good while. That will cause more than enough drama to attract normalfags, and tons of weebs/ironic weebs will flock under the English tubas and white knight for them.
Does Kaoru sound kind of like Sugita?
>>23917593more like dog's days are over
>>23917482I could believe this except I think suisei and okayu should be switched. Suisei is a rejected idol so she must be ugly as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUKRfhKglHADamn, Mio looks like THAT?
>>23916431Pry them from my cold dead fingers.
>>23917620You tell me.
gonna give korone akasupa and ask to be her 2nd husband
>>23917605That sad little postscript at the end.
>>23917599I only use powdered milk though.
>>23917613she's not wrong
>>23917625I don't believe 5chs narratives
>>23917631Okayu is fat
Give Mikochi a listen:- Sakurakaze https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc- My Name is Elite https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o- Ai Kotoba III (cover) https://youtu.be/IZWuK1ljlS0- Yukitoki (cover) https://youtu.be/z4Md4zHQWJ8- Yumeji Labyrinth (cover - short ver.) https://youtu.be/VeWlafLgrMs
>>23917631She was only rejected because she doesn't look asian. Japanese are racist
>>23917629Sugita joined Holostars to support Peko from behind by making all the Holos more popular, slowly but surely.
>>23917555
>>23917620He just thinks he's smart because this is his second day here, please understand.
>>23917605>she's cute
>>23917613Towa-sama!
>>23917627but the reaction to Melody only happened because her chaturbate stream was one of the top streams one night. So in order for twitch whores to freak out, they'd need1. The HololiveEN girl to be on Twitch in the first place(so they can directly accuse them of stealing fans)2. Said stream would have to already be successful.
5ch steals our narratives because they aren't as creative as us
>>23917631She was probably rejected for being a happa and Russian spy.
>>23917525this can't be true...
Surely if she's been married 4 times, one more time couldn't hurt... right?
>>23917540fuck off false flagging nigger>>23917573rent freefuck all of you stupid cunts
>mid thirties, lazy, chubby, plays vidya all day, messy room, possible kids.This is literally my perfect gf wtf
>>23917597you're the one falling for a copypasta...
>>23917645Fat people fuck
>>23917649
>>23917645And everyone who meets her IRL for collabs wants to cuddle with her.
>>23917645Didn't stop Korone
>>23917664Not as much in Japan.
>>23917631Either that, or she rejected fucking some fat, ugly producer. I mean, refusing to bend over for one producer gets you blacklisted probably
>>23917664if you can call it that
I want to hug Mio.
>>23917654It'll blow up initially, see all the faggot youtubers making videos on vtubers? Now imagine if they all had somewhere to flock to. The steam from that will be more than enough to start shit.
>>23917646i have her on anytime i can
>>23917664every time there is an earthquake in japan, it's because Okayu is getting laid.
Wait, so Korone is actually 35? Damn. Well she's still younger than my girlfriend at least.
>>23917664I don't though?
No like this KoronebrosNot the fucking pupperino fucking jannies i'm being oppressed
>>23917573Been waiting for this one to show up again kusa
>>23917667they're just being nice
>>23917673Get in line.
>>23917668They still had to try really hard to compress their bellies enough to hug and cuddle
>>239176555ch is just 24/7 doxx hours, off topic posts, and porn posts. It's kind of sad to say this, but I actually think these threads are better than 5ch's.
>>23917677Okayu is so fat she has onigiris orbiting her like planets!
>>23917646Only if you listen to Suisei
>>23917646Every day
>>23917032for some reason, maybe its just because all the english chubas ive seen arent that good, but i just cant stand english speaking girls putting on the "cutesy" voice and actit seems so fake to memaybe some of the japanese girls would sound that way if i knew japanese better, but in this case, ignorance is bliss
>>23917678You forgot to add pic
>>23917647literally all hapas look like mexicans
If Korone is 35, how old is Okayu??? Bros?? And it's no wonder Matsuri has never perved on Korone. She's the opposite of Matsuri's type
>>23917661This, not a cuck, I promise.
>>23917687Can confirm. Though right now our thread is practically a mirror of their earlier one.
>>23917555What should I draw first, Subaru being kinda embarrassed showing off her belly in her idol attire or long-haired Subaru in her traditional one? Or both next to each other?
>>23917690Post Suisui's stuff for my ease of viewing
>>23917678Your mom is not your girlfriend, anon.
>>23917607He's not wrong, though>streams for more than 2 hours>actually completes games>entertaining>great collab partner>doesn't do thot shit like ASMR
Do none of the koronebro know Japanese shouldn't one of you translate and verify any of this.
>>23917627This is fine.If the holo manage to reign that shit in while being entertaining, more power to her.I think it's mostly like gonna devolve to 2d ethots, but we'll see.
>>23917352Matsuri's brother is her brother, a memelord NEET that likes Rick and Morty.
>>23917546Patra colab fucking when
>>23917696something something mexican is not a look, but gotta agree that some natives look asian
>>23917350my wife
>>23917697Luna is old too and Matsuri fucks with her. She must be pretty cute.
>>23917697Korone preys on younger girls...
>>23917704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiT8LMk_wAwThe voice
>>23917697Leaks put Okayu at 22/23. She has confirmed Korone is older before, but beyond that, I'm not sure what their basis is.
>>23917674I don't know, I'm just very skeptical on the whole thing. I think people will watch the first steam for like 10 minutes at most and then realize that this concept isn't as appealing in English(unless the girls they hire are absolute degen fucking losers that are pandering to ironic weebs right out the gate which is something I'm 100% expecting one of them to do)
>>23917700Long haired duck in her belly uniform!
>>23917712luna has a babyface irl
>>23917696But she's half Russian not half Mexican.
>>23917665
>>23917713>preys on younger girls>has kids>divorcedWhy is Korone so shit? She ruined the whole episode.
>>23917525>>23917525hhahahahahahhaIm trying to find the one where she sings the queens we will rock you when a car kept hitting the horn
>>23917721slav/asian is unironically the best and only good mix, only applies to females of course
>no one plays minecraft anymoretake me back to the best era of hololive
>>23917708it sounds fun but im curious to what they'd play
>>23917718natsume moe seems to do pretty well for herself. they just need to get a serious non-memer streamer. nobody wants an american haato.
>>23917718I think it will at least be more successful and ID and ID is doing fine, I'm sure they can find one decent girl.
>>23917728The only chuuba I know of that still plays regularly is Charlotte from HNST.
>>23917719Sounds good!
>>23917728Baqua just played it
>>23917724Mommy is cute too!
Guys I don't care. Just don't ruin Pekora for me. That's all I ask for.
>>23917731I want a western haachama that struggles with English!
>>23917730APEX
Mornings you fags https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1263970025620123649
Korone does sound kind of fat
>>23917742Sugita is after her and that's all you gotta know
>>23917724I want a threesome
>>23917742She's married to me.
>>23917700Subaru getting embarrassed as Ui-mama makes her wear a cat-maid-waitress dress.
>>23917701Covers https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAo9RlHR2tDakgakxbOxT9dAZD0rpwvXQcomet https://youtu.be/3cqV5BKJHykTenkyuu https://youtu.be/zLak0dxBKpMNCP https://youtu.be/vQHVGXdcqEQ
>>23917742too late bro, she's married to a retard IRL
>>23917742She's only in it for the money so she has to be careful.
>>23917747they don't like fbk here...
>>23917728Aqua played it but the others didn't give a fuck.
Korone has this "lost her virginity at age 23" personality.
>>23917728Aqua is trying.
>>23917742I think the most we've gotten from Pekora is her Hestia cosplay and the fact that she wears glasses.
>>23917755Thank you!
>>23917760we love fbk....
>>23917742Don't worry bro her roommate is 110% drama free :)
>>23917760Retard.
>>23917714I hear Ayame @31:00
>>23917756Retards need love too.. not many people are willing to get into a relationship with the mentally disabled.
>>23917742Pekora has big boobs IRL.
>>23917646Man sakurakaze is such a good song...
>>23917764And she sniffs glue
>>23917724Uimama is so fucking cute...
>>23917742She refuses to collab with man because her husband prohibited her from doing so
>>23917764>she wears glassesDisgusting, unfuckingsubbed
>>23917742>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMxqpBnyXM Fubuki
>>23917760They will when this happenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-weslGJK4&feature=youtu.be
>>23917728Aqua wants everyone to go back to Minecraft but the rest of the holos are evading her ever since she slapped, kicked and took a handful of hair off Shion for calling her small
>>23917762So she's just like the autist here then?
>>23917788>more Animal Crossinghas she given up?
>>23917788is that the good girl heckin wholesome foxerino??
>>23917791She also spat on Roboco.
>>23917731Assuming Hololive EN starts with 3-4 girls as a test of the waters like both China and ID did, I imagine at least 2 of them will be shit and try to copy the Japanese ones and 1 will only be alright. The whole audition system they've arranged doesn't seem like the best test of quality since it's a 5 minute video that the person could've prepared over the span of a few months, you can't really get how their personality will be in a streaming system from that.
>>23917791What the fuck? Was this after she slapped Kanata over the ears for bringing her the wrong kind of ice cream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRs7AHdJ1zc
P is for Please shut the fuck up and stop shitposting
im glad we have a target to cancel now
Alright duckbros I'm going to bed. Let's post cute ducks again tomorrow.
>>23916455>Marine already hate anonOh no...
>>23917778You mean she snorts glue.
>>23917791Was this before or after she asked Towa for a chair, then got on top of it to slap her in front of YAGOO?
>>23917791God, someone needs to stop that 60cm midget before she goes full Napoleon complex and takes over Hololive
>>23917801can't wait to see them play video games and hear 12 year old americans in her games yelling fucking nigger in the background
>>23917807you are shitposting>>23917804not your personal blog
>>23917791>since she slapped, kicked and took a handful of hair off Shion for calling her smallbased
>Six million views At this rate it's going to pass the original version's 8.7.
>>23917816yes it is, I am 4chan by the way
>>23916455>based aquaindeed
>>23917804the shitposting won't stop until asamiko
>>23917764https://mobile.twitter.com/koutarochan0929/status/1197792938924732416The more I watch it the more I feel the tits are fake and she's actually flat
I want this song
>>23917801also I sincerely doubt there are going to be many auditions, because how many actual women actual watch vtubers, let alone would've known about Hololive holding auditions?
>>23917815good. japanese gamers are such fucking pussies. love going to japanese servers and trash talking those beta fucks.
>>23917764>>23917831She said she was wearing fake silicon boobs that came with the cosplay
Other than Coco has any other holo played Yakuza yet?
>>23917801Trust in Yagoo.
>>23917839Miko played Yakuza 0.
>>23917839Miko played Yakuza 0, but it's unfinished, she's gonna continue it one day.
>>23917831They don't move at all, and I could've sworn in the longer video there was a moment where her mic or hand bounces of them and it makes kind of a knocking noise.
>>23917843She said Goro-kun was lame
>>23917838Ecchi sukecchi wantacchi..Anata no pantsu nan senchi.
>>23917851Goro...
>>23917851What the fuck.
>>23917831https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29779751She has decent knockers.
https://lagcapa.org/kaoru-tukisita/Kaoru is married....
>>23917842But really
>>23917852I can hear it in my head... make it stop anon...
>>23917851no wonder why she stopped then, Coco was threatening her after saying that
>>23917860Yeah to me
>>23917860Coco...
>>23917589Thanks anon, I really liked the music, pretty good for a short workout.
I'm going to tell you what the jannies don't want you to know.The hololive girls are actually all Japanese girls - they are pale skinned short asian girls with long black hair.
>>23917855>>23917856Goro is kinda a nerd in 0...
>>23917742I'm sorry Pekobro, but Pekora is already dead.https://a.pomf.cat/tltegq.webm
>>23917860who wouldn't marry such a handsome boy?
>>23917857How do you fail a fucking moped license test?
>>23917851It's just her first impressions, and she said it's more like campy not lame, she took a liking of him later.
I miss leftover stream hours already
>>23917860Imagine fucking Kaoru in front of his wife.
Subari geuc
>>23917864Coco is two-timing with kiryu and goro!?!
>>23917874This. Everything thus far has just been a recording. They have chatbots set up with premade questions/comments for "Pekora" to react to.
>>23917882Found the based.
>>23917871Please tell me that Coco Kaine at least looks like her avatar....
>>23917870no problem anon, aki is one of my favorite girls and is pretty under appreciated so i'm glad you enjoyed while getting /fit/i also forgot one more that isn't on her channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPItQuxpoA
>>23917860My boy is famous enough to be worth of doxxing
my wife cooks the best meals
>>23917823All me
>>23917877The same way she fails at any video game.
>>23917851I bet she hasn't got the cabaret yet
Imagine all the stretch marks on Marine's tits...
>>23917879I miss Towa...
>>23917860how long until this nip gets fucked by YAGOO? he must be shitting his pants right now
>>23917860So does he not really do makeup and was playing with his wife's makeup?
Fuck this thumbnail is too good. My heart.
>>23917885Goro fucked Coco, too? Can nobody stop his sinful hand?
>>23917906Tomorrow bro, tomorrow.
>>23917909Aki loves big Italian Cooks.
>>23917906Hang on tight Towabro, there's her new cover at the end of this road.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCor5eQvH5PRf-AQv7pknYUA/videosKoronebros...
>>23917920Aki is loves latin boys
>>23917926hello
>>23917851I mean he is lame in 0, his whole role in that game is being a chained fuckboy
>>23917926>YUAYUA!
>>23917724Getting some Gil Elvgren energy from this pic.
>>23917927Me too! Me and my wife really are alike.
23917926<<dox hours are already over you dumb fuck
>>23917926lurk more newfag, we knew it already
>>23917894Actually I'm not even the guy who you were responding in the first place, my girl is also kinda undervalued so I know the feeling. I will support Aki with at least a few views.
>Hololive English lets you audition if you're a guyhow much of a disaster will Holostars English be?
Kaguya?
>>23916455>man real sorry>many zehi fans>jop gonna life post>find suisei
>>23917914He even fucked your yet to be born future waifu.
Dragon milk
>rushia genuinely falling in love with flareI don't want my little rushia or danchou to get hurt. It's not good lads.
I wish fbk had eyes for me like she does for that deer...
>>23917942Post your Holostars EN dreamteam.>Sseth>DemoD>E;R
>>23917952I want to use Coco's cocos as a comfy pillow
Post rrrat
>>23917926doesn't sound like her though?
>>23917914Don't give him any ideas. Leave my loli dragon waifu alone!
>>23917942>>23917963DSPLTGDSP
>>23917952I keep forgetting how stacked Korone and Miko are, for some reason I keep remembering them as modest or flat..
>>23917926>that pokemon silver runKino. Wish she would play it.
>>23917975Korone's model hides it with the jacket
>>23917956Don't worry, Marine will take care of danchou.
>>23917971Sorry, anon. Vtubers are the perfect market for him since he can hire the real deal instead of just some cosplayer.
Luna...
>>23917963Sseth wold unironically be a good holo
>>23917942Them letting guys in is the less of my worries, I'm more worried about them letting an otherkin or some shit like that in.
>>23917970based deaf bro
>>23917956Flare is a fucking slut
>>23917952Haato should've been aqua size
>>23917942Might do the Niji strat with HoloEN and mix male and female chuubas within gens.
>>23917984Her chest is deceptive.
>>23917995I mean, some otherkin nonsense will at least have no chance of ever breaking character. They won't be a very good content creator, but they at least have that.
>>23917975Yup, she has those baggy clothes and then she suddenly changes models and you see the difference.
>>23917952
>>23917942It'll be about on par with hololiveEN, most people are used to make streamers and there's no idolfag mentality to keep things seperated
>>23917990>Vtuber "graduates">Goro makes them a offer that a they can't refuse>Forlonging fans furiously fap
>>23918014
>>23918008The thing is when they have a mental breakdown that I assure you that they will. Otherwise, yes I see where are you coming from.
>>23917719I wanted to do it in the aggie room but my tablet is freaking out and I lost the link to the room so I'll do it tomorrow.
>>23917967Okay~https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>>23917998?the voices literally sounds nothing alike
>>239179525th gen semen demon...
>>23918002No, anglo blood flows thourth her veins
>>23917956https://youtu.be/cgVLiFY6rmY?t=20
>>239180303/10 face10/10 body
>>23917963One from each english speaking country with the banter turned up to the max.
https://youtu.be/Sbak2yqQ66o
>>23918024well yeah, their streams will be a disaster, nobody is denying that.
>>23917963>Demoimagine the avatar during this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJu5YHnH-Cc
>>23917952Aqua's are much bigger if we're following Gaou's example.
>>23917909What’s that first and second one?
>>23917801I'm going to assume if they pass the first audition there is going to be more in-depth one. I doubt they are going to pick talent on the basis of the 5 minute video alone.
>>23917952>biggest boobs in Hololive>is an oppai-loliIs loli Coco the strongest loli on Youtube?
>>23917952This one's already discussed by Miko in asamiko news few weeks back, she said some of them weren't accurate
>>23918029listen to the DQ XI ones.
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1263990441411670016?s=20Coco seems to be happy to sleep in
Haachama?!
>>23918033Then why does she have no tits?
I'm watching the Fes link anon posted on the other thread, if there's no OkaKoro song I fucking swear YAGOO will regret it.
>>23918014haha imagine Coco going around her house completely naked mamadragon and papadragon must be embarrassed haha...
>>23918052also they require previous streaming/content creation experience, so they probably watch some old videos if theyre interested enough
>>23918027R.RAT助かる
>>23917991Luna!
>>23918059>Hachaama is the Aqua of Hololive>not Aqua
>>23917994Not really. If you watch one of his the streams he did on contract, he's all over the place.
>>23918048I knew what that was before I even opened it
>>23918058sleep tight Cocochi
>>23918030The hair air intakes reminds me of early 2000 anime
...towa?https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1263991039494205441
>>23918064There one with all of Gamers but no OkaKoro on their own.
>>23918060Her lineage has been tainted
I've never really noticed it, but does Fubuki have multiple member icons?
>>23918030new holo?
>>23918052you can read the actual audition guidelines and it says that's the process:>1. Fill out Google Form and provide a 5 minute video(in character) introducing yourself>2. In person/over the phone interview>3. Results and debut times are decidedalso this >>23918070, I imagine if you get past the first stage, the in person interview will then have you provide that information as well as an actual screening to see if you actually have a personality.
>>23918058Good, lately she was making a lot of mistakes. Does she translates Asacoco to english? Since the subtitles started coming it was were she seemed to really strain herself.
>>23918064Just watch their Game of Life playthrough that took place right after.
>>23918089yeah based on time subbed
Towa is.... alive..........
>>23918091in the future, though between corona and the fact that yagoo announced they were pausing on new members probably means it might be a while
Please give my paizuri wife a watch!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66j7Hsx1JDA
>>23918057why is it so different from the pokemon and dq6 ones wtf
>>239180915th gen auditioned, predesigned.
>>23918089they all do I believe
>>23918082towa!
>>23918105What's that? Thumbs-down for being posted on the wrong thread? No problem!
>>23918082Slut.
>>23918105>20 peeps watchingNow i feel bad for leaving...
>>23918101and the first thing she does is a member stream, of course
>>23918100>>23918112Guess everyone else is just mostly the most recent one, never noticed it on the other holos.
>>23918085Consequences will be seen.>>23918098Thanks, will do.
>>23918082What is she saying?
>>23918075Haato is like all the konosuba girls mashed into one
>>23918120I have a bad feeling about this...
Towa...
Roboco loves Towa and Towa loves Roboco!https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1263991054023323648?s=20
>>23917801check out the univirtual hashtags to see the type of people they going to pick.
>>23917926https://youtu.be/a3_J7l2gakIKek. What the actual fuck? Go to 13:12.
>>23918126i'll spoonfeed you, but member stream at 23
i just woke up what are the hottest narratives?
>>23918110I hope that trash panda is good.
>>23918094A shame they never replied back to my application.
>>23918138Towa is back!And with a vengeance...!
this>>23918133 the pool is already decided from the current en cingetubers, so take your pick anons!
>>23918138Towa is back and planning a membership stream this time tomorrow that will tell her fans that she's graduating.
>>23916862He probably won't feature it because she's using the subscribe to pewdiepie meme which he killed and avoids because of the christchurch shooting.
>>23918132Very cute
>>23918138towa is announcing she's graduatingthis is a narrative i just made up, it's hot off the oven
Anyone buy her birthday voice pack?
>>23918105Jesus, no wonder why corporations like Hololive exist to boost numbers, poor girl.
>>23916970the troubling thing about this is the english replies.
>>23918048god fucking dammit, it never gets less gross.
>>23918138Towa and roboco will make Columbine look like a fucking joke
>>23918149Not really, she's kinda ugly and unappealing.
>>23918136She's fucking awful
>>23918152Holostars...
>>23918082How about this time you guys don't leak anything yeah?
>>23918152Conditions outside the Hololive walls are... Harsh...
>>23918105Why is her chat full of EOP?
>>23918110So these are the actual designs of the new gen holes? I didn't know the holes were predesigned. Also these look awful.
>>23918147You were too slow...
>>23918138Korone is 35+ years old and was married, but is now divorced because her husband couldn't handle her autism https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sazanka
>>23918161Yagoo is the mama bird protection Hololive
Towa crying stream! Towa...
>>23918160I just watched the membership stream.Towa said it was literally ALL Aki's fault.
>>23918141the auditions aren't over yet. The deadline is Sunday. You have two days to make a single viral video that will get their attention!
>>23918160it's a preannounced stream so i doubt there wll be anything to leak
>>23918164She ocationally does English only streams.Also she had a shill on /vy/ before me.
>>23917803Very cute.
>>23918132Very gay.
>>23918132
>>23918137Thanks spoonfeedbro, hopefully the new song is also coming soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdX_xjpyvsWhat a submissive thumbnail...
>>23918136What song is that? Literally can't tell from the butchered lyrics.
>>23918184What a slut, doesn't she know what modesty is?
>>23917803
>>23918058>her smile status: protectedI'm happy
>>23918165some are predesigned, some aren't. I bet some are probably designed ahead of time and then changed to match the voice/personality they hired.
>>23917914Goro is still active?
>>23918184Is this what mea sees everyday?
>>23918058Lazy bum
>>23918137I wonder if she's actually planning a live watch stream party of the One OK Rock concert
>>23918132It's crazy how I can distinctly hear Roboco's voice when I read her tweets.
AsaMiko News in 10 minutes https://youtu.be/MHnWgpm6eFM
Is Towa announcing her marriage with Suisei?
You fuckers better clip any crying
>>23918184DAMN, Mea gets to eat that?!
>>23918174Nah, I'm just joking. There's no way they gonna respond when I sent in 5 minutes of mikoboat.
>>23918170Hey this looks like a sweet love story>13 pages later.....shit
>>23918159Kaoru seems to at least doing 10 times better than her.
13 hours until new Towa narrative?
>>23918210She's going to announce that she renounced her marriage with Suisei and that Aki is her now boyfriend, and how Towa has to go on an extended break to hide from the Bratva.
>>23918159how can they make Holostars more successful?
>>23918097I would expect them to be subbed by the same person who subs the anime on the main Hololive channel.
>>23918215The market is too saturated now. You either have to have some crazy gimmick, crazy talent, or more likely you need to have connections in the industry like several mamas, mangaka, and columnists.
>>23918222Fubuki will save Holostars, just like she always has.
>>23918213still the best EN audition they've ever got
>>23918213Heh, I wonder how much junk like this they get.
>>23918230You'd be surprised by the amount of talented English VAs that auditioned.
>>23918222More unique content like Beyblade ASMR that gets them noticed above the thousands of streamers
>>23918222Fucking advertise them a little more, them being in the holocomi got them all a big boost
Anyone over 50kg gave their blood to Sechou and Marine?
Do you ever think about killing yourselves anons?
>>23918237>talented English VAs
>>23918237>You'd be surprised by the amount of talented English VAs that auditioned.If they had talent, why would they audition for a vtuber instead of something more lucrative? There's Hollywood, Broadway, Twtich streaming, regular youtubing, etc.
>>23918232Out of every audition they'll get, I imagine it's 80% meme, 19% people who forget they have to be in character, 1% actual auditions that follow their criteria.
>>23918222Not exist.Who except fujos care about male idols?
>>23918252Some of them are talented but are too ugly or shy to make it as an actress or twitch slut.
>>23918219Moar like announcing she's pregnant with Roboco's baby
>>23918255i care about my son's streaming career
>>23918170That reading had me in with mixed feelings, but it all worked out in the end. Things like this just make you want to protect them the most.
>>23918252>There's HollywoodAnon, you don't get to Hollywood voice acting for being a good voice actor, you get to Hollywood voice acting by being an already established famous actor.
Holding hands with Towa while we watch the concert together! Welcome back Towa! I love you Towa!
Someone please post the "Noel heated gamer moments" compilation.
>>23918260>Towa had been cheating on Suisei with Aki behind her back>Has a one night stand with Roboco>Voids her upcoming marriage with Suisei to run away with Aki while bearing Roboco's childHow scandalous.
>>23918255What if YAGOO tried a collab with a fujo game, he could tell them Roberu loves Kaoru's dick
>>23918222Homostars MMA match.
No I have my cute bunny wife by my side
>>23918250Haven't thought about it in more than ten years.
smiles I want to protect with my lifeMikoCocoFlare
>>23918259who says they need to show their face to be a twitch slut? As long as they have a cute icon, people will obsess over them. Heck all hololive is is just turning a regular avatar into a MOVING avatar.
>>23918245How can you not be over 50kg?
>>23918272Have Suisei and Towa even talked?
>>23918207It's time.
Five cute facts about Towa!1- She's an idol!!2- She has a great voice!!3- She is a dork!!4- Towa!!!
bros towa didn't stream because she was playing some kusoge...https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1263990800624443392
>>23918250Nope. I think about dying a lot though. A part of me wants to die but not by my own hands. I want someone to shoot me in the back of the head while I'm walking the streets at night. I want it to be quick and I want it to be a surprise.
>>23918282based
>>23918288towa...
>>23918285>He hasn't heard the best Hololive duethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPbnCA8Nwp4
Asamiko when?
>>23918288Why didn't she stream it?
>>23918288>Otome kusoge Why does Shien play this one too?
>>239182875 - She has autism and cant properly communicate with others!!!!!!
>>23918296Now
>>23918250Who else is gonna supacha and cheer on my wife? I can't die yet.
>>23918288Towa...
>>23918272Narrativebros here make the lagcapa guy look like a high school journalist,
Weekend Morning News Nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHnWgpm6eFM
>>23918284I think there was a 48kg Anon in the previous threads
>>23918287Did she steal Roboco's glasses?
>>23918222Rebrand holostars to be a sub-group of hololive (like another generation), add holostars to all existing hololive channel listings.I didn't even know they existed for a while due to just casually consuming hololive content.
>>23918302Tha't not Flare anon.
>>23918287Only real Towafags will understand that image
>>23918295>two sheryls singing a sheryl ranka duet
>>23918290I think I can hook you up with someone I know.
>>23918227She can't even save her own supacha revenue.
>>23918273Interesting, hololive does push the pairing narratives for the girls, I wonder if pushing pairing between the guys would work
uhh, why is subaru overlapping with asamiko? narrativebros, give me your hottest take.
nyaharo asadayo okite yo
>>23918315A lot of people seem to want to collab with Flare despite her supposed autism
>>23918288Towa wants a caring husband bros...
>>23918285Suisei and Towa took a break at the same time, they were planning to discuss when/where their wedding will take place after lockdown until Towa dropped the bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC44Bd_taVjDnxRbzQ06zTtAThis is your HoloEN idol, say something nice about her.God polease make it real and let her collab with Old Costume Subaru.
>>23918313Artia_blame_yagoo.jpg
Do any anons jack off during streams?
>>23918324It might be more awkward for dudes
>>23918341you not?
Nothing like a good slapping to wake you up in the morning.
>>23918170That hit a little too close to home.
Do Noel and Choco ASMR sessions count?
>>23918341only during towa streams
>>23918341Masturbation is a sin.
>>23918311>48kgSo that's what Aqua would look like.
>>23918341all the time
>>23918320I really want to mating press her, but I don't want to be labeled lyger
It's time for sleepy ohasuba!https://youtu.be/5wF35aQipDA
>>23918350meant for >>23918341
>>23918295Simpler times.
>>23918330
>>23918334shes live right now lolher voice is awful wtf..also im pretty sure shes already under another "company" so i dont think she can audition
>>23918334I dunno if this is what I want HoloEN to be, anon
OKITE OKITE
>>23918367stop bullying my wife please
>>23918259but voice acting doesn't require being attractive. And how can you expect to be successful in an acting career if you're shy? Heck, I imagine being a member of hololive forever ruins your chance of getting your name out there since you're forced to use the fake name you created and have to be associated with some random anime bitch. I feel like it limits your chances of getting anywhere else rather than helping them.
>>23918367>Simpler times.Nigga that was like a month ago.
>>23918367Why do you guys always gotta do my girl Ayame dirty like this? She's not the one who got spitroasted on stream.
>>23918341Miko masturbates on stream.
>>23918371Is that Siro?
>>23918381marine too
>>23918321Ironic. She could save others from death but not herself.
>>23918380Why are Ayamefags like this?
>>23918371Thanks for showing me the future of HoloEN anon. This is exactly what it'll be. I want to go back already.
Which one would you rather come home to?
>>23918377Is it still April?
>>23918364I love her sleepy voice so much. I wish I could wake up to it every single day.
>>23918362If you give up, it means his plan is working.Don't worry about others and just love whoever you love.
>>23918371>>>/wsg/3468745
>>23918357He was 172cm or something iirc
>>23918394roboco or sora for food.towa for wife
>>23918386/r/prequelmemes is leaking
>>23918372I wish someone would bang Miko in the head with a pan.
>>23917963>E;RI can't believe how good it fits
>>23918394Towa.
>>23918394Subaru must be really fit irl
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiNoqhVrRFIxiPRK8Rhk7Uggen 5 english pls....
>>23918245What does she need blood for?
>>23918394Towa confirmed trad wife will berry
>>23918376Pekora clams up in groups, half the holos can barely leave the house on a good day
>>23918394>AZki, Sora and AkiHoly shit does having a heavengly singing voice give you Cooking powers or something?
>>23918371this looks like the most kid friendly, ad friendly vanilla shit, plus she talks in a hard to understand baby voice no thx
>>23918394the hearty gyuudon
>>23918394Matsuri's seems pretty homely surprisingly enough, Towa is nice and simple but at the end of the day I want to eat whatever Aki plucked from her backyard and garden.
>>23918394Wtf is coco's supposed to be, the black shit looks like spiders
>>23918394AZKI is hella ugly but she's got the best looking food.
>>23918377I've been watching the holos since January and it's insane what's changed in about half a year.
>>23916833I hate white people.
>>23917963My boy DotoDoya for some fucking Fightans content already, specially with how he is like a Pekora Lite.
>>23918394Where is this from?
>>23918341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baRgVvRS-xY&t=2920s
>>23918405but why? is it that hurt being called nigger by miko?
>>23918341Of course not, I hide my shame behind dark hours. Also I haven't even in over a week.
>>23918394Wheres the burnt gyoza? I'll come home to that
>>23918394I absolutely love gyudon but i'll have to go with Sora. Azki is a close second.
What if they are delaying gen 5 because a shitstorm is coming
>>23918394So these are the wife material of hololive...
>>23918426Haachama's stream with A-chan yesterday
>>23918394How the fuck do I get as good as Aki
>>23918394I'd eat Sora-sama's everyday!
>>23918401why do these high pitch voices sound so bad in english??
>>23917963Misterious Mr Enter
>>23918426>not seeing quality streamwhat are you watching anon?
>>23918426it's pizza with some topping that I can't tell
Based Miko.I wish we'd have MikoRobo collabs.
>>23918420Crispy seaweed?>>23918426filename>>23918432 >>23918351
>>23918394Fucking Amerifat.
>>23918394Wow, Subasuba is going far with the method acting.
>>23918270NANDE!?
>>23918394Sora-sama!
>>23918441Soras cooking is actually her moms cooking
>>23918394Holy shit soras food looks so fucking good
>>23918394I want to be babied by Sora!
>>23918422Fugly cooks are the ones you want to marry. They will never leave you even if you cheat on them. Not that I'm speaking from experience, no siree.
>>23918396Just want to wake up to this sight everyday. I would be the happiest man alive.
Navarrivefags btfo
>>23918427Still waiting for one of these to just blow up so hard in Haato's face.
>>239182875- Towa...
>>23918420Looks like nori strips. I can't identify what the stringy ones are.
miko....
>>23918465You disgust me more than rushiacuck, doxxfags, and every Towafag combined.
>>23918334I randomly stumbled upon this channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAZpHV_W-0lA4BJuorbn-FQ/ and made me wonder if someone like her would apply given that Mel and Noel were doing ASMRs before hololive.
miko...
>>23916862Pewdiepie is living in Japan, and YAGOO will approach him to be one of his Holostars harem.
>>23918394Towa 4 sure
E L I T E
whats the narrative for gen4
>>23918465AZKi...
>>23918469Haato pushes the limits everyday I wonder if management ever speaks to her but she just ignores it
doodoodoodooDOODOO
>>23918456Coco isn't fat at all, and we actually have 100% confidence in her pictures.
>>23918443because moe isn't an english thing. Honestly, if Hololive English should do one thing, it'd be to not try to force the people they pick to act moe/anime since that would get people immediately turned off. Elements of it should exist, but they shouldn't try to emulate it, since there is no chance they'll pull it off.
>>23918429It was a joke, fag. I'll fucking kill you.
>>23918467That's the dream. Sad that it's going to remain just that.
>>23918469Anything sexual or graphic would just get taken down by Twitter
Miko is reposting the twitter compilations>>23918482Nope, he is back in England and after his house in Japan was ransacked, it's not sure if he returns to there.
>>23918478Hey she told she's okay as long as she's the only one I have babies with. I'm committed to that
THE COFFIN DANSU
>>23918482Pewdiepie will not give up his youtube channel to do some shitty vtuber nonsense
>>23918496suck my dick
>>23918394AZKi > Sora > Roboco >Aki > Noel > Subaru > Matsuri > Towa > Choco > Coco
>>23918503Your mom's gay
>>23918469Soon brother
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>>23918502He'd have a second vtuber channel.
Did they ever unban Miko's sponsored VN stream?
>>23918482>Holostars 4th Generation「FLOORGANG」Nijisanji's ceiling gang would be pissed!
>>23918371>I dunno if this is what I want HoloENIt would most likely be this one - Natsumi Moehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEtuEnJsZAM&t=672shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybm7CqWsTc8
I'd eat Roboco's takoyaki ifjaknowatamin
>>23918508Moonatic?!
>>23918513but it probably wouldn't be associated with Hololive. Vtuber Pewdiepie sounds like something he'd do as a gimmick for a week and then move on
>>23918515It still does not appear in her archive.
miko really flexing in her own news
>>23918506I hardly know where to being with this atrocious taste.
>>23918519No, she broke ties with us
>23918511Go back to discord
>Tryhards complain that all english-speaking girls have cringy voices>Yet they'll watch Subaru, Luna, Towa, Miko, Coco and Pekora every dayHypocrytes that you are.
>>23918497I hope you find a genki tomboy as cute as Subaru anon, we can all hope for that.
>>23918524He certainly seems big enough to go independent if he were ever to even consider going that route, all things considered associating with Hololive and not being allowed to use his pastlife would be a detriment.
>>23918519Tell me comdost, are you that desperate? What happened to be part of the Eilene family?
>>23918526FAQ Bamco
>>23918520Just looking at all the sauce gets me heaving already
>>23918394Towa's cooking is the only way to go if it's something you wanna eat everyday for the rest of your life.
>>23918519Unlikely. Moe is one of Eilene's slaves.
>>23918532Kamiko Kana has a super cute voice!
>>23918532who are you quoting?
>>23918519her design is a little too close to suisei, whoever they'd hire to redraw her would have to make a lot of changes if she was hired.
>>23918532It's okay when Japan does it
>>23918532Where do you think you are?
Stop being straight for Subaru. Also she sounds extra cute today.
festival....
Miko!
I don't get it, the crust of the bread is the best part.
>>23918516Can someone explain what the fuck is ceiling/floor gang in 5 words or less I've never heard of that shit and I don't want to search for it
Festivalbros Miko is making fun of us
>>23918559Only if it's stuffed crust
>>23918519I would like Moe more if she was still fun to watch. >>>/wsg/3471512
>>23918394guess we know where coco's pubes went
.....Haachama
Haachama..
What color are Subaru's eyes? I'm colorblind and everyone I've asked have given me different answers
HAACHAMA ? !
Haachama...
>>23918554wait, thats a girl?
>>23918559There can't seriously be people like this who exist.
anyone have link for roboco opening?
>>23918561You don't want to know. Your brain has a limited amount of knowledge it can store. You really want to waste it on this shit?
>>23918559Toasted heels are the best part of the loaf.
Mikochama...?
Based Miko
Miko...I don't even know what is that you supposedly cooked anymore.
>>23918469Im surprised no one has sent a flopping dick or something
>>23918529t.coco
>>23918543True. Shame our timezones are so different,
>>23918569That's like asking what color are Kanatan's eyes. Subaru's eyes reflect the sea as far as I'm aware.
>>23918569They're blue green and yellow
Mikochama...
>>23918554I won't, I already lost my v membership card to her today and I will stop being gay if it's for her.
>>23918561Floor gang is floor. Minimalists. No need for desks or gaming chairs. FLOOR GANG GET THE TAMBOURINES
Haachama is always in the news
that burger looked decent tho
>>23918559Not on trash white bread
Wifu Miko
>>23918576It doesn't really have a limit but I'll follow your advice and remain ignorant to it
>>23918506dumb whitepig with awful taste
>>23918532I actually found some cute english speaking girls over the years. And some of them do ero audio.
>>23918394Towa seems like a nice balanced diet.
MAI WIFU MIK<3
>>23918596Shes floridaman of hololive
>>23918602i really want to eat that
haha can we see what their poop is like?
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1264004450219208704p-peko...
>>23918602>ywn cook with mikopain
>>23918605You can't just say that without at least giving names anon, please.
>>23918596Its her strategy to get her name out more
>>23918534I imagine being associated with Hololive/Vtubers in general is not something anyone would recommend if you were already a fairly successful content creator. Heck, I imagine Hololive's current english auditions won't actually pick people who produce POPULAR content, since it makes it easy for people to track down who they are. I think that "proven track record" point is only there because they want to see that the person knows how to make content, not that they're actually successful.
>>23918592There's some pinkish red as well
>>23918613Girls don't poop, retard
End
>>23918614kek her ears
>>23918614Her ears confirmed to be detachable.
>>23918596Keyword here is "almost"
>>23918602hambagah hambagah
>>23918250Yeah all the time. No reason not to do it, but I guess not really a reason to do it either so it just stays a thought.
>>23918618It doesn't make sense for a popular streamer to join because Hololive takes a cut of your profits. If you're already pulling comparable numbers then you're basically just sacrificing 30-40% of your income.
wonder what it’s like to have a girl cook for you... I’d want try whatever fubuki makes
>>23918614dumb cosplayer
>>23918635I'm sorry that you never had a mom anon...
Who is the Zi-O of Hololive?
Why does Luna make rat noises?
>>23918561A member of Floor Gang is required to use the floor to its fullest capabilities. These capabilities include but are not limited to, eating on the floor, sleeping on the floor, and gaming on the floor.Members found guilty of breaking the taboo by doing any activity on the ceiling will be exiled from Floor Gang. These traitors eventually formed the Ceiling Gang.
>>23918548Hololive wouldn't let people keep their old models for auditioned roles. Suisei and Miko are special cases.
>>23918602Miko's is slowly turning into an american...
>>23918633Honestly if I was a massive weeaboo but fluent in Japanese I would join Hololive just for the potential connections in the industry that aren't open to non-Japanese people.
>>23918622Ummhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppr2zvoT1s4
>>23918519Can somebody post that video or webm where she and commie are dancing but the background is full of Palestine flags and anti-Israel or something?
>>23918645Sucks on her teeth when upset
>>23918643Fubuking
>>23918650Cute bunny armpits!
>>23918614I can't believe it...
>>23918614EXPOSED
>shaves her cooch on stream>eats her pubes on a pizza
>>23918646roboko too in a way, the model existed way before hololive was even a thing.
>>23918654Is that the same as sucking saliva?
>>23918648Ah..
>>23918519why does every western womans anime voice sound like this
>>23918645Rats sound like this?https://a.pomf.cat/agpjvt.webm
>>23918649but you won't get to actually use those connections until after your hololive career is over, and that's assuming they'd still want you by then.
>>23918664Isn't she also the second Hololive after Sora?
>>23918664Yes, but they bought the model and then auditioned for it, rather than bringing the model and the VA at the same time like they did for Suisei.
>>23917589>>23917602Thanks for posting these, anons. I really enjoy her voice, gonna subscribe and see how it goes from there.
>>23918666Maybe?
>>23918616Not on my main PC so I can't give names. But you can look for some on /gwaudioHave a sample. https://soundgasm.net/u/rospychatter/Script-Fall-F4M-Elf-Girls-Are-Not-Easy-Tsundere-Kind-of-Sweet-Actually-Haughty-af-Fantasy-BJ-Face-Fucking-Creampie
How are you guys coping with the fact that Korone has had 4 husbands?
>>23918645R-RAT
>>23918678I am one of them.
>>23918295Towa is amazing.Suisei is there too, but I can't listen to her sing without thinking about THAT webm
>>23918678She's experienced then...
>>23918677Sub > Dub
>>23918667we're /pol/ now
>>23918554Beyond the voice and character design Subaru is the girliest girl.
>>23918677Get this gay shit out of here
>>23918371Would GreyhoundVRC be a good pick?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm5KQ02GRIE
>>23918668isn't she japanese?
>>23918602Miko is too good for me.
>I'll never wake up next to Miko in the morning>I'll never taste Miko's burger>I'll never bully her for being retarded it hurts...
>>23918688Also behind the Calorie Mate and sports drinks.
>>23918614Don't tell me she went to bed now. She has a stream in 3 hours god dammit.
>>23918678Korone is a dog god who plays video games and is in a pure lesbian relationship with Okayu. You must be thinking about her roommate.
>>23918688Who's the true tomboy of Hololive? Is it Matsuri?
>>23918692no
>>23918688Those Ayame and duck dolls are so cute!
>>23918668>why does every western womans anime voice sound like thisTHIS.Even Projekt Melody has nearly the same voice
>>23918678Doesn't bother me because I never looked at her that way.
>>23918700Towa...
>>23918704Where are the holo plushies, figures and nendos?
>>23918696Why is she so perfect?
>>23918708She literally trips over her own feet though
>>23918697Subaru is a hard working girl and she takes her job very seriously. Also gotta be prepared to any sudden 16 hour bossfights.
>>23918710they'll probably announce at least one this year.
>>23918710When's Wonfes?
>>23918678>4 husbandsit's clearly her problem
So where the fuck are all the Towafags?
>>23918692Yes, but she moved to America quite young and doesn't really know Japanese, so she's not really culturally Japanese.
>>23918710You'll buy these voice packs and you'll like it.
>>23918668But Coco, Pikamee and Hana all sound different
This just in fresh off the presses of 5ch.Apparently Towa's membership stream is going to be an announcement about new merch.They're going to be selling her hat and 2 new figures (one of Towa, the other of an unknown girl as of yet)There will also be new merch for the other girls, but as this is Towa's sneak peak stream only hers has been seen so far.
>>23918725what gives you the right to tell an ethnically japanese person whether or not they're japanese?
>>23918732How did they determine this exactly? Tarot cards?
>>23918394I would rather get McDonalds with Fubuki
>>23918739datamining
>>23918710they'll probably announce a figure of Sora or something pretty soon, then make nendos of various members(probably all the ones they put in the game collabs + Korone)
>>23918732>They're going to be selling her hatHoly based.
>>23918732>They're going to be selling her hatnow I will buy your hat
>>23918739Tarot cards. Now that's something we should use for narrative posting.
Teasing subarus unprotected bellybutton
>>23918724In hibernation awaiting their cult leader to return.
how many memberships do you need under your belt to be /hlg/ approved
>>23918732It's a cute hat.
>>23918721Anon...
>>23918732Give us Mio's hoodie!
>>23918742I'm like 90% sure Fubuki or something will get a Nendo
>>23918746Tower...
>>23918749Just the one.
>>23918678Good for her, I hope she lives happilyEven the nips know it's bullshit
>>23918749If you're not stupid then all of them. You can be a member of every single Holo with 15 bucks if you change your region to Argentina.
>>23918749depends on the member ship, but if you're not a member of Sora then you're not /hlg/ material.
>>23918747I want to harapan Subaru, I bet she'd hardly feel it with those rock hard abs.
>>23918754Based miohoodieposter
>>23918506>Choco that low
>>23918762What is the point of being a member if only to get the approval of faggots on this board?You member the girl because you want to support her. If you do it for any other reason you are a megahomo.
>>23918759>they can use emojisbros they're so much better than us...
>>23918759The nips are just delusional and hate facts.
>>23918736I'm talking about her voice. She's Japanese but doesn't have a Japanese accent.
>>23918747Thumbnail makes it look like she has a bulge
>>23918732Haato socks please
>>23918772What's wrong with that? What's wrong with sucking dick?!
>>23918394>not using the pic where they put another gyuudon for noelYOU HAD ONE JOB
>>23918506Soras cooking isnt even hers but her moms
>>23918759They have denial fags too. Cute.
>>23918742Sora, FBK, Miko, Roboco, Noel, Marine, Aqua, Choco and Korone are all going to be the Nep game so they would probably make good targets for new merch.
>>23918749Just membership your favorite
>>23918724frustrated that you can't shitpost?so desperate now are we
>>23918781Actually leak from 5chan a few days ago claimed that we'll actually be getting gamer girl bath water from haato.
>>23918777Trips confirm.
>>23918790>you'll never buy Matsuri bathwater or Aki bathwaterHolobros...
>>23918790>bath water>not from matsuri
>>23918785>Mary Sora>Get a perfect Sora wife and an amazing mom that will cook for youwhat could be better
>>23918781I'll take the "previously worn" special option for mine!
>>23918781Fuck that, I want over 20 lbs of Haachama feet and ankles.
>>23918779neither does coco, is she not japanese now?
>>23918736Because being Japanese is not only a racial issue, but a legal and cultural one. Even among Japanese, or any nationality or group of people, everyone is not equal in status. There are Japanese people who are more Japanese than others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME0dWOhZ4Ms Haato
>>23918803I could recommend you to a good seller.
Just how many of you have gained affection for Matsuri from her bathing twitcasts?
>>23918755she's part of that list as she was in the azur lane collab. The characters that have shown up in collabs(which means they'll be the ones to get actual merch first) are:>Fubuki>Sora>Aqua>Subaru>Matsuri>Choco>Aki>Shion>Ayame>Miko>Noel>Korone
>>23918790Aqua bath water
>>23918790>I don't wanna take my bath water. Thats dirty!
>>23918814Imagine the smell.
>>23918814If only...
https://twitter.com/toiro_kinoruru/status/1263675182041817088 Aqua liked this tweet....Narrative bros...
Subaru is early
thanks for the sub bro
>>23918810Is it so wrong if I liked her a bit before? The twitcasts only sealed the deal more because of her personality.
Haachama low IQ RTA SOON
hello YAGOO where's the rhythm/TCG holo gacha???
>>23918774They invented the emoji.
>>23918813
>>23918810The best thing about Matsuri is how she can swing from complete degenerate to sweet and wholesome.
>>23918820If you saw all the things Aqua liked, you would be surprised at all the narratives.
>>23918820>ruru
>>23918825I'm just really curious as to how many of you are attracted to Matsuri because of her bathing twitcasts
>>23918832i also forgot Marine is going to be in that Nep collab
>>23918820Aqua's adoration for that artist is stronger than her hatred for Korone.
Um, Haachama...?
>>23918837Haha, it's Lulu!
>>23918832They fixed her eyes.
>>23918832I forgot that game even existed
Reminder that Matsuri fucked Tomari.
Alright I'm jealous
>>23918824You better not show that to lyger. He's gonna have an aneurysm.
>>23918852>He framed those illustrationsBased
Haachama's morning voice makes me hard
>>23918832Damn, Haachama looks like THAT?
>>23918852gaijin?
>Haven't even start>Already got a kanji wrongHaachama!?
>>239187834U
>>23918869What does Noel even season her meat with?
>>23918499that weeb will be back in japan again
Going to sleep right after Subaru's morning stories!
>>23918878She marinates the meat in her roommate's tiddy milk, gets it all nice and tender.
sleep tight Mikochi
>>23918869>pizza>american
They use "No Longer Human" as elementary reading exercises in Japan? Isn't that kinda heavy?
>eating nothing but gyuudon imagine the constipation
>>23918803How much do you think a foot weighs?
>>23918895Are you smarter than a seven year old?
>>23918663context?
>>23918897Noel probably has really foul smelling farts
eh Subaru?
>It is the year 2025. Fubuki is still at the top of the subscriber game with 2 million subs >she turns on the stream for the 10th time that week>200 viewers come to greet her, struggling to get to 400 over the course of the 4 hour stream >At the end she reaches her segment where she shills the 9th generation of hololive idols, not that they need it since they have 10k people waiting on their streams before they start >she hasnt had a superchat in months now, she only subsists on the small salary she gets from the 70way split between superchats >the only people who chat in her streams are EOPs who say "haha I cant understand anything xD" and "Im scatman">she gets on the holodiscord and asks if anyone wants to do a collab >nobody agrees to it, they're either busy or they don't respond at all. Everyone she knew graduated and went on with their lives>YAGOO wont let her graduate, says that it's her duty as one of the strongest in subscriber count to help support the newbies >fubuki slowly reclines in her gamer chair and wonders where it all went wrong
>>23918899I want more than one pair.
Too bad the vtubers in the Nep game are just support characters, I wanted to run a party of Marine, Miko, Korone and Aqua.
>>23918910>2025hololive will die next year bro
>>23918907She has streams where she uses her laser deplilator. The most recent one also doubles as a challenge where she eats super spicy noodles.
>>23918910FBK Gachikoi where
>>23918910It's alright, I'll take on the burden of marrying her when she's done
>>23918910>Fubuki is still at the top of the subscriber game
>>23918911Fair enough
>>23918892Sleep tight, Mikochi~( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
fix your USB haachama
>>23918914nah, it will exist for a while, but it won't be getting tons of views, it will be like Kizuna Ai, who has millions of subscribers, but the actual attachment is like like 20k people
>>23918890cute
Why do I keep hearing USB sound effects, goddamn.
Haha, it's Subaru!
>>23918940Check your mouse bro
>>23918937I tuned in for ai the other day and she still had a good viewer count going in her live streams.
Why is every Haachama stream a beautiful train wreck
>>23918937>tfw you'll one day be like Kizuna AI fans who still stick around even as everyone says your holo is declining
>>23918934>>23918940Haha, I thought it was my headphones for a bit.
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Tanaka?
Fuck, I lost the "rediscovering that Korone is married" hour.>She is divorced!>Okayu isn't fat anymore!>Korone isn't 80kg anymore!Based cope anon with 0 proofs, it's better this way, the EOPs and zoomers will feel cucked and leave.>>23918186Active the subs, bro. The video where she rewaches her old videos is blessed and explains why she uses that pitch on Korone's voice.
Does anyone even watch these RPG sessions
https://files.catbox.moe/t1hho8.webmShithead
just google translate it bro lol
Haachamas laptop....
>not so smartchamakusa
haachama is such a mess
>>23918953>"rediscovering that Korone is married">the EOPsThe irony is palpable.
what kind of fucking giga brainlet does not disable windows system sound
What's the sauce on the Baqua drama? I can't seem to find anything?
>>23918910Poor fbk man
>>23918852Is that lotion? And why a watermelon?
>>23918977Which drama
>>23918960They're playing tabletop or something?
>>23918973Don't forget unironically using the word cucked
>>23918975>Haachama
>>23918944for a channel with near 3 million subscribers, it's a little sad to not even break 100k on videos. Heck, Suisei's most recent Tetris stream has double the views of Ai's last tetris stream despite Suisei not even having 10% of Ai's subcount
>>23918941Some days. I just think about all the things I could do with Subaru. I could take her on dates, I could eat lunch with her, I could just relax at home while watching avengers with her, we could play vidya together, we could go outside and do some 1v1 sports, we could go to the gym together. All of those things would be fun, but I know in my heart that something is missing. I could try to find ways to make it different or interesting, but its simply a lost cause. Because at the end of the day what I truly want is to roughly stuff her in a dumpster right where she belongs.
>>23918869Matsuri's curry looks hella good
>>23918975shes beyond giga brainlet at this point
はあちゃまは死んでる。。。
There's like half an hour left to Aqua's stream, what is she doing?
>>23918986its more that sub count is mostly useless as a metric
>>23918975Blainchaama problems
At this point I completely believe the windows SFX is on purpose.
PP TENSHI IS CUTE, WHOLESOME AND A NATIONAL TREASUREhttps://youtu.be/P7nMP4udchM
I want to breed Haachama
>>23918995https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1264016963526770688She's having fun. I'm so glad my Aqua wants to practice more.
>>23918893In fairness, thin crust pizza is American.
>>23918893italian pizza doesn't even have tomato sauce...
>>23918732i want the hat
Peko!
>>23919015There is also new york and chicago deep dish.
>>23919019What is tomato sauce if not crushed tomatoes?
>>23918973WtfYou're not supposed to reply it.
Pizza is just a pie without a roof.
>>23918893>>23919015Pizza is American, nobody thinks of pizza as an Italian dish because America improved upon the idea so much that it became American by association.
>>23918996still, her attachment rate is pretty terrible for the person that is literally the first thing that comes up when you search "Vtuber"
Subaru's BGM makes me sleepy.
>>23919033Surely the Japanese think of Pizza as Italian. Even look at Aruran.
>>23919033Almost everyone thinks of pizza as italian, anon.
>>23918869Wtf is that pizza, t. Italian.
is haachama a JSL and ESL
>>23919033burgers actually believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdjRNklqpPw Shinymashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkeTyFXoiG8 Apex collabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42KxtioGoeU HorageWhat's Matsuri end game?
>>23919033The only thing the Americans have successfully co-opted are burgers.
>>23919039>>23919040Only by name, but what everyone eats as "pizza" is an American dish.
>>23919033basedeuropoors will seethe though
>>23919046networking
>>23919033Why are Americoons like this?
>>23919046enjoying her life
>>23919042never heard of 三度どど?You won't make it
I feel like Haachama has an idea, doesn't even think about it and just goes "that sounds fun" and does itMakes for pretty funny streams
Just how long.. is Subaru's supacha reading corner?
>>23919033After reading this post I began to clap. Bravo.
>>23919068Exactly why I tune in everytime I can, she's a lovable mess that does what she thinks would be cool
>>23919039People think pizza is Italian the same same way they think egg rolls and chop suey is Chinese.
>>23919040only been twice for 2 weeks each but most of the pizza i saw in japan was in the context of italian food. theres still american-style pizza but it seems more balanced towards being italian.japanese italian food is fucking amazing btw. best neapolitan pizza ive ever had
>>23919068The true innovator of Hololive
>>23919046Yamete Coco, you need to rest.
This kanji test is so bullshit.
>>23919068Awakened Haachama has been pretty good so far.
>>23919033Come here in Italy, anon... The "pizza" you got in America is shit compared to ours.
>>23919080I'm almost positive Horage is how Coco rests.
>>23919081t. kanjilet
>>23918604>Whitepig>Has pizza as the lowest rank0/10 apply yourself.
>>23919067Long.
>>23919083How aren't you Covidead yet
>>23919068If haachama had all the time in the world and had an archive of tens of thousands of hoursYou can bet peak hololive would be somewhere in there. Peak internet even maybe.
whitepig cope
>>23919093>burger banting to Italian about covidAnon you haven't looked at the stats for a month or two have you
>>23919083Italian pizza is literally just fancier Chicago deep dish, which is shit in itself. And yes, faggot, I’ve been to Rome.
>>23919046>Hyping up cheap gacha to get pity supachaCoco yo...
>>23919093Miko keeps me alive.
>>23919087I think having regular streams instead of having to think about asacoco is a rest for her.
Sometimes I forget about how fucking cute Coco is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlH5booEOLI
>>23918927don't worry in the narrative korone got pregnant and can't stream anymore for months which makes her recline while she can't inform her fans because idols are supposed to be pure.
>>23919046matsuri the rising tide
>>23919093>tfw South America is the new hotspot>you can already tell the posting is getting betterBros...
>>23919098>he doesn’t know how capita works
>>23918980The one where she and Shion took neighbour drama outside
>>23919083>>23919099both of you stupid cunts fuck off
Fubuki should do a livewatch of this JSDF exercise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAN4vYwIoHU
How is my daughter doing at kanji school?
>>23919108I like the idea of mommy Korone!
>>23919111Still the legacy lives on by doing aka supa in ARS
>>23919113US already has more cases per capita then Italy anon... Soon you'll catch up in death per capita too...
>>23919098You've been watching too much Haachama I'm afraid
Miko is everyone's girlfriend!Korone is everyone's mommy!
>>23918962Thank you anon for clipping this.
Went to the 5ch anti thread to see their latest antics. Learned that my father worked the mines, until the day it took his life. Stole him from his only son, and it stole him from his wife. And I swore upon his grave: someday, I would make things right.
Subaru's still at it.
>>23919117Well she just failed so thats the end of that
>>23919117Its over!
>>23919130
>>23918222More whacky and memeworthy content They have to go for the fubuki route to make their personalities shine.also more advertisment from the main channel.
haachama...
>>23919138i fucking hate this baby
>>23919130Hot.
>>23919138Luna is everyone's punching bag!
>>23919130I wonder if Korone had a kid or not in that marriage.
>>23919133On the bright side your mother is a chuuba and no longer has a husband.
>>23919068Aussie hachaama arc has been great so far every stream has atleast one new hachaama moment
>>23919141
Who does /jp/ hate the most?For me, it's Luna.
>>23919159you
>>23919107Coco is cute!
>>23919159Towa
>>23919107Most genuine holo because her whole streaming life is exposed like a open book.
>>23919159 <this bitch
>>23919159Myself
>>23919138Why is this 0 year old so sexy?
>>23919159EOP
>>23919159Ayame.
>>23919159Yagoo, if it weren't for him I wouldn't be stuck here and I'd be a millionaire rocket scientist.
>>23919172Peasants are not supposed to find our princess sexy.
>>23919114Shion let Aqua live at her house and Aqua exploded it from what remember
>>23919159Translators who don't translate Noel vids
>>23916455>wanted haachama content thanks haato anyway
>>23919180Anon, lying is bad.
Is Festival starving herself to death?
>>23919163Towa...
>>23919174this!
>>23919191She is on a diet to burn her past self.
>>23919191Probably doesn't want to give her blood to Marine.
>>23919183Then she should stop being so sexy
>>23919191The holos used to hand their leftovers to her but the quarantine ruined that. She's in starvation mode now and living off of hardtack.
>>23919180You'd just find something else to waste your life on, we all would.
>>23919191
>>23916455>Anon streamWell, when is it?
>>23919200Anonchama...
>>23919159we don't hate holos but we hate towafags
does anyone else think the stress of the tragic event that caused korone to lose family members was what drove her and her ex-husband apart?
>>23919191As a fellow former fatty like her I can understand not wanting to eat a lot. Plus she's an idol so she needs to be in dancing shape
>>23919191She can't afford enough food after she bought haachama's shirt.
whos the Mito of hololive
korbolive
>>23919191Diet burnout incoming
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1264024621637971970?s=20H-haachama...? what's that second image?
>>23919191If your job requires little to no exercise and you're a woman barely over 5', you probably overeat if you consumer more than 1250 kcal a day. If she wants to lose weight and sticks to 750 kcal a day, she'll lose about a pound a week.
I'm watching senchou's detroit playthrough and she's really entertaining
>>23919222Mito is unironically witty and extremely intelligent and I don’t mean just in the comedy aspect. She doesn’t have a Hololive counterpart.
>>23919211Towa is just an improved Aqua thoyou'll wake up to this truth soon, anon
>>23919222funny, creative, crass, and a good singer? I can't think of anybody in hololive that fits that description. Matsuri is the only one close.
>>23919208ThisWhere are you Anon!?
>>23919234She's a great storyteller to beat.
>>23919231Aqua...
>>23919230
>>23919230Just searched it, it's the first video result for me too, very funny.
>>23919234This is true.
>>23919242The way she goes on tangents just long enough to keep you hooked is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WszTexlJpnc Choco [Life is Strange]
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1264004450219208704USADA!?
What is this intro sensei..
For me, it's Usada Pekora. The best hololive streamer.
>>23919260Choco has evolved into the dragon it seems.
>>23919260Miss me with that shit, I'll tune in later for ARK
>>23919222Mito is unrivaled. Unironically she could hold up nijisanji single handedly.
sensei is reclining...
Peko detroit, just what i wanted
>>23919222Hololive wishes they had a Mito.
Oh boy, Pekora playing Detroid Become Human.
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1264028887559753728peko DBH
>>23919263>screwed up her earslol
Aqua live.
>>23919276do they? I think it's better to have the top girl at another company to have someone else to compare to.
>>23919272>>23919277>>23919278Surprised this game is still a hit.
>DBHMore movie from pekoraSasuga
Comfy aqua karaokehttps://youtu.be/GbdX_xjpyvs
>>23919283>singing stream
>>23919237why are towafags like this?
>>23919260>LiSBut why?
DBH is always the same fucking thing from each streamer with the same crocodile tears and the same fucking reactions fucking hell
>>23919299She's finished with GTA V
>>23919299EOP pandering
>>23919222I thought it would be Coco during the first month but the language barrier for her, her lack of idea about japanese internet otaku culture, her terrible taste in games, her abysmal singing ability, her attempts to act cute and her underlying insecurities that have been surfacing up recently makes her the antithesis to Mito instead.I still like Coco as much as any holo but Tsukino Mito will always be the at the top of the post Kizuna Ai vtuber industry
>>23919306its pekora, she'll make it interesting somehow.
>>23919306Well it's your standard David Cage game. There's really not much else to go on.
You can learn Japanese.
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1264030088019902465make sure to catch it
>>23919306maybe you should become human
>>23919311I don't think her EOP audience is a Life is Strange audience.
>>23919306good thing i never watched anyone stream it nor played it myself so i can enjoy my wife stream it
>>23919260>>Max sleeping with a t-shirt and shorts"Ecchi!"God I love Choco.
>>23919306>no being human
>>23919290>>23919294What to have request for Aqua...
>>23917646Man can someone redraw this with a better face? Everything else is great.
>>23919222Haato in spirit.
>>23919323do they not archive singing streams to avoid copyright issues?
>>23919306I've been waiting for someone interesting to stream it so I still haven't seen it
>>23919311I don't think any EOP is a Life is Tumblr fan
>>23919328There are very few EOPs in her chat especially compared to GTA
>>23919339I think its just personal preference? Some girls archive it still. And like all the Watame utas stay up
Holostars are getting recognition bros...
>>23919341LiS isn't a bad game, it had a good atmosphere to it, although I think Americans might enjoy it more.
>>23919347Yeah i don't think Coco would "get" the game
Hope she realizes that Connor is the best boy. Does DBH have a Japanese dub?
>>23919346>you could watch purely Holostars for the whole day
>>23919343There's still quite a few EOPs in her LiS stream, compared to say her ARK streams. Less than GTA for sure though.
>>23919339i think archived streams have the chuuba sing songs that don't have copyright issues so guerilla singing streams probably aren't the same
>>23919321Do your reps haato
>>23919321If Haachama can, you can/
>>23919339I think they do except when it gets into trouble like Haato's recent English singing stream which got taken down and Watame's stream which had content that was flagged.
>>23919346Why is tenma's icon a farting hedgehog?
>>23919352YES, weren't you with us when Subaru or Marine played it
>>23919360This is the surprising reality.
>>23919363Sadly no. I'm still quite new.
so bored. now what
>>23919370get the paddle
>>23919339Pretty sure Aqua said it may not get archived, not that she won't archive it.
Aqua sure can sing these high pitch songs without any sweat
>>23919321She did do better today compared to the earlier stream.
karaoke streams are the worst
>>23919234>>23919238>>23919268>>23919276>>23919312if she's so good then why do most EOPs don't know about her?
Victoria's dub voice almost reminds me of Watame a bit...ビクトリアは悪くないよねぇ
>>23919366She learned it as a baby tho so it's not really the same. You can learn more kanji then her.
>>23919377Aqua does feel like she sings a bit better at lunch time.
>>23919382because she's in niji who make no effort to market outside of japan, she even made note of that.
>>23919370It's okbtw someone is tl subrau's playthrought if you're interesed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWun5hIY_aM
Marine is 17 years of age and ready to FUCK!
>>2391938917*2
>>23919360
>>23919321She cant even learn english after being in straya for 3 years what hope do i have?
Marine is 27 years of age and ready to FUCK!
>>23919382because she doesn't speak a single lick of English and doesn't even try to appeal to the English audience at all unlike the hololivesnow scram>>23919385anyone can get better at a language as long as they use it every dayif you're stuck in Japan with no English speakers around you, you'll be forced into learning Japanese or shutting down like haachama does in Australia with English
>>23919372https://streamable.com/v9a6plwatch noel archives
>>23919382Because she sucks at vidya. She's entertaining because of her personality and speaking abilities and her ability to think up interesting stories and skits. Most of that gets lost in translation or just doesn't carry across as well. Eops would rather watch doom or gta rather than listen to mito talk about going to the dentist
>>23919390shes 17 in chuuba years
>>23919392We're idiots and we still learned English. That's how you know you have hope.
Sell me on WatameGive clips, translated or not
Coco x Matsuri APEX later? The skill gap is weird.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkeTyFXoiG8
>>23919387Imagine if Hololive didn't market outside Japan imagine how much better that would be.
When Nijisperg forced the split, I told them that it would kill the potential views for indies and even Niji vtubers, because the best way to get audience is showing it in chaotic places.And now there are people posting indie and Niji chuubas here instead of discussing it on the main thread.
>>23919392She's optimizing her life for fewest english interactions possible, just don't copy her
>>23919396Scram from the Hololive thread... so you can talk about a Niji?
>>23919382most of her shit isn't EOP friendlyshe does have a few translated clips but it doesn't really show the amount of autism she does
>>23919382Niji didn't care about expanding globally until Hololive got bigger gains this year
She will think Marucs is coolShe will like KaraShe will hate AliceShe will laugh at ConorShe will love HankShe will get 1 or 2 of the mains killedShe will get all of the supporting characters killed
>>23919407you want to deny the girls all those burger dollars?
>>23919405https://streamable.com/9cuprv
>>23919406Matsuri's been doing APEX collabs with people that can actually play the game. Pretty odd that she's doing one with Coco
>>23919392She needs an EOP chad in her life
>>23919396But Mito said she wanted to be global. Worldwide あひあひ.
>>23919406Matsuri trained Aki too, it's not weird.
>>23919406>>23919421Matsuri played with Rushia yesterday and she barely plays
>>23919425I thought it was Towa who taught Aki to play APEX?
Watching Korone's chat slowly devolve into Rin!'s back when she was briefly popular with EOPs
>>23919405She has alot potential but doesn't use it wellShes pretty old schoolShe think you need to save your game in gachaShe can sing
>>23919407miko would have retired...
>>23919416As long as she Hates Warren then maybe life won't be that strange
>>23919421Matsuri also played with Aki
>>23919407Imagine if /jp/ didn't market outside Japan imagine how much better it'd be.
>>23918986>over 100 million subscribers>only get between 5m and 20m view on videos
>>23919428Towa taught Aki to play APEX, but Matsuri trained Aki to get good.
>>23919408hoshikawafag spammed his nijishit for so long and yet you only realized this now?
>>23919416Its gonna be painful and im gonna love every moment of it
Kaoru has the fattest ass of all hololive and holostar members
>>23919428Aki played with Matsuri after Towa
Why isn't Aqua playing APEX?
Aqua's voice with this song... tenshi da.
https://files.catbox.moe/qb0nuy.webmMiko car ramp
>>23919408People talk more about indies and niji in the other thread more than here. 1 faggot spamming his stupid shit doesn't equate to everyone talking about it.
>>23919405Watames expressions are great https://youtu.be/eloU-Re_0O4https://youtu.be/TwNSnkLLaxs
>>23919449She's letting others get better so they can play together.
What's a game you like that has yet to be touched by the holos?I'm replaying MMX2 right now, because I know it will never happen.
>coco x matsuriMatsuri is trying to look for her next potential partner!
>>23919449Didn't get the memo that it's APEX hours
>>23919421I know, it's so weird right. Matsuri is a professional player and only plays for the sole purpose of increasing her in-game rank. Why would she play with someone who will only weigh her down? If you think about her past collabs, it's very obvious that she's not there to have fun. It's all about winning and you can tell because everyone takes it very seriously.
>>23919441>nowNo, but sometimes it's important to say it out loud.
>>23919460Coco doms Watame while lusting after her senpai Rushia
>>23919406>>23919421This is it, if Coco keeps playing ARK, and improves her skills, ARK will RIP.
>>23919222>>23919234>>23919312>>23919424>mitolmao who?
If Korone is old and fat, how come she has the highest stamina among the hololives?
>>23919464I can't believe Matsuri is joining the next tournament.
>>23919441https://youtu.be/-I95ARGkW9wHaachama apex collab
>>23919472It really is a phenomenon.
>>23919469Your own mother, you dumb cat
>>23919472I dont think shes fat but probably old
>>23919449>three streams with sara on screenWhy do this to yourself matsuri?
>>23919467>And now there are people posting indie and Niji chuubas here instead of discussing it on the main thread>And now
>>23919472You should probably ask her.
>>23919459Have they even played X1?
>>23919159Matsuri, and Matsurifags
>>23919472Fat people can last longer playing video games
>>23919476hoshikawa has a good voice and design but she's genuinely not very interesting sadly.
>11 years ago is oldAqua please...
>>23919459Kingdom Hearts
>>23919476your thread is dying bro
>>23919464But Matsuri just had a collab with Rushia and Aki your narrative doesn't work
I don't know all these new vocaloid songs either.
Which chuuba is the best at Smash Bros? I think its Marine
Coco has a community post that I didn't notice. She's addressing members but it doesn't look like a member-only post. I thought for a moment she had over 30k members. That's an insane amount of members you don't even needs supachats at that point.
>>23917339>roachesSpeaking of hygiene which chuubas are cleanfreak?
>>23919486does that include Ringfit?
>>23919459FF8
>>23919490Probably because they're afraid of the mouse.
>>23919494Sorry I meant Towa
>>23919499Bro....
I wonder if Aqua has sing this song before. I really like the original. Had it on repeat for days during those years.
>>23919484As far as I know, only Holostars have even touched a MM game of any kind.
>>23919508https://streamable.com/n7ki6h
>>23919500>tfw 90% of the members are femalesCoco fucking everyone with her big bad dragon.
>>23919502The first one to beat Aqua and Noel to death with a broom/mop.
>>23919459I'm surprised none of them have played the older pokemon games. Like emerald or platinum. Most of them seem to like the franchise
Knowing the kanji for "ear" made me lost twice as hard to that Pekora tweet.
>>23919459HoMM3. But I understand that it's not a very streamable game.
Yes, let the weak heart anons leave. You don't deserve her in anyway.
>>23919505Probably. Kind of a shame, cause I think some of them would have a lot of fun with it specifically because of the Disney stuff.
>>23919524You should check their archive anon.
>>23919524We might get Okayu on that, now that she can use the GC to stream GBA games. She said that R/S were her first Pokemon games.Besides that, didn't Mio play through B/W?
>>23919514Link?
>>23919529your comunity will be raided by nine year olds
>>23919519So Shion and Flare.
>>23919459kenshi
>>23917477>Holos with big swollen pregnantDoesnt japan have a mandatory breaks for pregnant women?
Cockroach is indestructible like korone!
Do people actually think Korone being 35 makes her worse? It makes her a lot more attractive imo, mommy material
Damn it, everytime any time manipulation happens, the Jojofags crawl out of the woodwork
>>23919524Choco played Yellow on stream.
>>23919537Rikka played 2, Oga played W5.
>>23919524Choco played Yellow, Mio played BW I think.
>>23919502People who cooks like these
>>23919544Don't treat these posts seriously. If you were entertained by her then that's all what it really matters.
Listening to Aqua talk about Haruhi is making me feel my age fuck
>>23919421>Aki>Rushia>collabs with people that can actually play the game
>>23919562Can't feel old about it if I still watch it yearly.
>>23919544We need an actual granny Holo, that would be amazing.
>>23919562But Haruhi is okay to be talked about at any time...
>>23919544Is korone the oldest among them?i thought it was luna
>>23919562Who's Haruhi?
>>23919544Its more like the disconnect between her age and how she acts on stream is jarring.
>buddy asks me what am I doing >just watching some vtubers bro>sounds cool link mewat do
>>23919590Send him Mea.
>>23919590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU4xgaMVL8E
>>23919578>tells us some story about the time when imperial japan still existsThat would be nice
>>23919590Get him to join and get him his money involved.
>>23919493I'm a matsurifag who's into NTR, I've never been to any niji thread outside of that one time l*lufags were banned on sight
>>23919591This
>>23919544>Yagoo: I want to make an idol company. Better hire someone who’s 35 and been divorced.You dumbasses will believe anything so long as it’s prefaced with “5ch says”.
>>23919590Link him to some normalfaggot meme korone videos
Which of the holos have been confirmed to have a nice body and presentable face? Is it only just Aqua and Coco?
>>23919601Okayu
>>23919601Isnt choco an actual stacy?
>>23919588I think its wonderful not to lose that feeling, I dislike people that behave like normal 'adults' for the sake of being 'adult'.
>>23919601Mea.
>>23919599It's okay, we have the same power for the plebs in EOPland.
>>23919538>more views, more attention>more subscribersSince she's part of the brand, I can see this as a win-win.
>>23919544I've always hated her and learning more stuff doesn't change my feelings either way.
Aqua...
>>23919601Kaoru>>23919603Shes fucking FAT
Aqua English really is the best...
>>23919590bandaids
>>23919599>actually believing yagoo wants to make an idol companyits a vtuber company that resembles an idol one, there is a big difference because the people behind the avatars can be whatever they want.
>>23919590Send I am scatman
>>23919590link him this https://files.catbox.moe/76c4dj.mp4
>>23919599And you'll do anything to deny it, even when the odds are against you. The game is fun.
>>23919590Send him the band-aids.
>>23919619Yup that is why Towa's scandal never happened.
Yagoo doesn't want real idol though
Why does my chat not appear on the chat roll? Am I banned?
>>23919628towa...
>>23919619>>23919627>everyone refers to YAGOO's idol statement when they don't realize he said AKB48AKB48 wasn't even a standard idol group. It was a bunch of misfits.
>>23919590haachama unironically
When will Towa release her version of Hibana? Need to compare with Aqua's
Temma...
Risu on Choco's stream!
>>23916409Do Vtubers use their first or last name?Is coco's given name coco or kiryu?Is matsuri's given name matsuri or natsuhiro?
>>23919624why am i rock hard now
>>23919632EOPs are inherently banned
I was wonderingIf Haato didnt improve her english will her father force her to go back in japan?
>>23919590mikobote
>>23919616>Shes fucking FATand?
>>23919649you might enjoy this toohttps://files.catbox.moe/h61siv.mp4
>>23919650There are other EOPs in chat doing fine
>>23919643What?
>>23919601Only goddess Towa
>>23919643Senchous real name is marine
>>23919638>constant crusade to take down other holos instead of just enjoying his favouriteno really, why are towafags like this?
>>23919638Soon. She was still getting submissions from fans who want to send artworks to use for the video.
>>23919628Again TOWA fuckibg LIED abd INVOLVED STAFF in her LIEWhy dies this stupid narrative about idol culture being the cause if Towa's blunder
>>23919555I can't even tell what food it is except the rice
>>23919632Stop writing profanity
>>23919656its stuff like this and korone/marine crying all the time that reminds me im just watching a bunch of stupid sluts
>>23919669>doesnt know what miso soup isMissing out buddy
>>23919656>>23919624What's wrong with this girl?
>>23919668Towa whiteknights from discord who feel pity for her when she's just a fuckup.
Yabai peko is steaming and i need to buy food
>>23919624wtf is her problem
>>23919643Pekora has six names
>>23919601Miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPV5mB5Er0Coco...
>>23919683Just starve
>>23919659I'm asking which is their first name?
I'm feeling depressed. What are some chuubas to avoid killing myself?
I wonder what it would be like to see Marinara breastfeed Luna, ha^ ha^.
>>23919669>miso soup>salad>beef stew>riceStep up your cooking skills anon
>>23919599Technically the Gamers weren't hired to do idol shit so it still checks out.
>>23919683Stay at home.
>>23919678You don't scratch your ass bro?
>>23919654The things I would do to that fat cat's body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtV7ezSBR0g Sora and AZKi [Overcooked! 2]
>>23919695Luna
>>23919700>implying turning everyone into idols hasn't been the endgamethey would not have had them doing music covers if they didn't plan on it happening eventually
>>23919087the gacha game is the real rest, since it's just doing noises as pictures shows up, then get sad in the end as you got scammed, then get return from the lost funds from pity superchats.It's free content.
>>23919700>the best Gamers are old gamersIs YAGOO actually based?
>>23919695Luluna
>>23919692Oh look another clip and shit ass translation trying to capitalize on a rare moment coco was vulnerable
>>23919683UberEats
Mea is the realest vtuber and aqua is just pretending to be pure since they are good friends
>>23919692 >>23919672
>>23919690I don't feel any sexual urges regarding this ojiisan in live2d skin
>>23919692>birdkun
Become Pekora
>>23919692>break her characterwhy do these retarded normalfaggots think they play "characters"? The "character" is just an avatar. so retarded.
>>23919711>everyoneExplain noel and cocoThey wouldn't pass the music audition
>>23919702I mean yeah and I do lick them after doing it but still
What does Choco need to do to grow her channel?
>>23919668Why would she need to lie in the first place if she is not living in the idol culture? Why did she panic if she isn't an idol?
Watch mel this is actually entertaining
>>23919714That requires excessive acting though. Coco is more used to playing RE and just freaking out.
>>23919601Noel
>>23919709They should have found another 2 players, it's at it's best when there's 4p.
I've never heard of no corn going on pizza.
>>23919672Marine hasnt cried
>>23919731Youtube needs to stop dropping hammers on ASMR channels
>>23919731She needs Youtube to stop fucking with her and let her do ASMR in peace again.
>>23919601Noeru
>>23919741https://youtu.be/Db3yz5wx24g?t=3932
>>23919727Are you think Pekora said Peko in real life?
>>23919682This, I feel sorry for Towa considering she raked in a fanbase that seems to have a persecution complex.
Aqua singing and ruining my favorite song!!!
you are going to watch me play automovile instead of that dirty slutbunny picking a game I already did, right anon?
>>23919601>Aqua>nice bodyBased taste
>>23919729They have both of them taking singing lessons.This company literally put on an idol show and people are somehow in denial that they aspire to be an idol company. The only reason they aren’t doing more idol shit is covid.
>>23919752dumb ESL
>>23919731Be entertaining
>>23919733Because she's retarded? She could have handled that situation smoothly to prevent antis jumping onto her. She could have introduced them as her gaming friends and not Cover staff? Towa is the weakest link among Gen 4 for being such a walking disaster
>>23919749Shes not even ugly though. Just not slim
>>23919720Im sure aqua is a bit of a degen but I don't think on the same level as mea. That woman literally peed in aquas parents shower
>>23919752She definitely says peko in real life
>>23919729Coco will be forced to release a song one day and you WILL listen to it!
>>23919603デブ
>>23919746Let's hope her digital merch is doing well. YT is a lost cause.
>>23919756Peko will probably be more entertaining sorry. Once she gets further into the story then I'll tune in to see her reactions.
aqua is so cute when she messes up
>>23919695just do it bro
>>23919420I want to feed this cute dumb sheep all the potechi she craves.
>>23919765You dont pee in shower.....?
>>23919747fat chance
Which coloured rabbit would you want to be in pekora's opening? Blue here.
>>23919755Aqua...
>>23919756Would rather just do reps instead of watch either of them
>azki sora streamcute
>>23919762She's a clumsy girl and probably socially retarded, there have been multiple events after that where she slips up. It's just sad to see she's gained the worst kinds of attention, both from fans and antis.
>>23919780I ony cum in the shower, I still have some respect for my bathroom.
Azki...
>Detroit Become HumanThat isn't even a game its a movie peko...
>>23919765Peeing in the shower saves water, you're a fucking pleb.
>>23919260she looks bored of it
>>23919720aqua is way more degen than her character is presented (shes probably the holo im most convinced masturbates to her character after festival, senchou and marine) but meas made it clear that shes far more stable than her
AZKi's avatar looks like it was made in the same ancient time as Roboco's.
>>23919670I somehow got banned from Aqua's chat, but I have never commented before, oh well.
>>23919799The two used to be hikki buttbuddies, right?
>>23919793neither was mgs4
>>23919796Probably because it's a boring game.
>>23919789She doesn't hide her face in her past life and she's a vocalist in a band. She's a social normalfag who likes FPS but out of touch with streamer culture
>>23919799Why do you have lewd thoughts of Aqua.
>>23919807Explains why she was so nonchalant about the webcam turning on, she just doesn't know how to handle this type of shit.
I love this new Peko bgm
>>23919799>meas made it clear that shes far more stable than herWhy would you trust a compulsive liar?
>>23919804if you go back and look at their nnd videos aquas account used sagiri a ton for the video images and im pretty sure has in a roundabout way said shes watched a bunch of other incest animesgranted she probably self-identified as sagiri since shes a hikki but aqua is cultured
>>23919812coco's hololive career was probably flashing before her eyes while towa just went "eh, what's wrong?"that's fucking nuts to think about
>>23919793You don't understand. Games without gameplay are ART.
>>23919668because they don't know japanese
how hard is subaru gonna cry when the KIKAI SEMENTAI NO MURA meets its fate?
A cute song fitting for Aqua.
Aqua is a fucking gamer!! She games hard and cums hard from her futa cock!!!
Guys, what the hell is wrong with Marine? We need to talk about this..https://streamable.com/wa0lnfhttps://streamable.com/vft3lt
>>23919729Coco already sings though?\https://youtu.be/uD4_sAuzoCg?t=856
is birdkun someone from here? his subs are REALLY bad
>>23919793detroit is unironically the best movie game sony's ever shit out
>Choco's model is using her sad face>EOP superchats her to ask her to smile>She actually does itI wish all interactions with the EOPs were more like this.
>>23919834Birdkun is the primary poster in SEAnigg hours.
>>23919843Wholesome
Hardcore Peko
Watch Azki...
Comfy Aqua karaoke is nice.
>>23919831wtf marine is based
I think Peko's going to make this pretty entertaining.
Shionposters, give me that slurping Shion.
>>23919849Does Azki have a potato PC? Her game is lagging hard.
>>23919849Tell her to ask Yagoo to buy her a better PC.
>>23919831I can't wait for holoEN and the american fake outrage that it'll bring
somehow enjoying watching two technologically inept grannies streaming at 5fps
>>23919793It's a visual novel with a triple AAA budget.
>>23919831that's not what happened in the 2nd streamable
>>23919877then what?
>Got to hear Peko say my nameDidn't even have to super chat.
CHOCO IS SO CUTE BROS I WISH HER FOR MORE SUCCESS
>>23919831If this was twitch every single hololive member would be banned. Including Kaoru.
>>23919880She's just doing that hyperventilation that they all do.
Convince me that Aqua likes her fans
Akutan <3
>>23919896>hyperventilation That is not hyperventilation
>>23919900convince me you're not retarded
>>23919888So do I, Chocobro.
>>23919900You ask the improbable
Azki plays games??
>>23919904It's just the heavy breathing they all do but more slowly.
>>23919904Panting
So Aqua can go even higher...
>>23919862https://files.catbox.moe/kex56t.webm
>>23919908>>239198881k viewers...
>>23919913It's a relatively new development for her.
Choco is just a knockoff EvE.
>>23919925Thank you Shionposter.
>>23919927Literally 4x more than she was getting half a year ago.
>>23919843Maybe someone can get her to put her avatar in front of the game layer next.
>>23919931has EvE done ANYTHING recently?
>>23919913She's just trying to not have the lowest sub count in hololive.
>>23919927Need more EOPs to join?
>>23919692I want to tell coco that the only guy who bothers subbing her clips is a ESL with an inflated ego to try vtubing himself
ORREEEEEE
>>23919931A knockoff what?
PEKOLAAAAA
confused Pekora is cute
>>23919936There's a JAV that came out recently with an EvE cosplayer. It's not that good.
YAGOO... Give your divas a decent PC please.
Pekora Story is over...
>>23919624>this videoShe could be the Mito of hololive.
peko moves so much irl compared to other holo girls
>>23919914>>23919919>"T-Those are just pants">"Y-Yeah heavy breathing!"That is the sound of a loli moaning like it's being either mindbroken or pounded
>>23919949Has DWU released another?
>>23919953you can kill connor as much as you like iircthere's a trophy for it too I think
>>23919952Some of the actual gamers don't even know how to properly use their PCs already though.
>>23919931How are these two even related?
>>23919952Haachama said they're sending one for her
>>23919952It's oddly fun to see them play
>>23919956Absolutely based
DAVIDO KOGE
Debido Korge
>>23919946joi vtuber succubus>>23919960they're vtubers who look similar and are SLUTS
>Peko playing a David cage meme game>Didn't pick Heavy Rain
>>23919963isn't her problem that she lives in Australia? I don't know anything about her setup outside of the fact that Aussie's just have crap everything
>>23919963Her papa is sending her a computer, Yagoo can't afford that.
>>23919884Are you an android?
>>23919963Surely they're not shipping it from Japan? Even Australia should have ok prebuilts
I wish Sora streamed more...
>>23919956I'll pound and mindbreak you
Why this inexplicable Detroit fad among vtuber now of all time? I'm only watching Lilim [/spoiler ]though.
>>23919974>they're vtubers who look similar and are SLUTSSay that again, I dare you.
>>23919884you know the rulesif your name gets called you have to go to sleep
>>23919983>I wish Ayame streamed more...ftfy
>>23919985It's not a fad, it always been a fairly hot game.
>>23919985you somehow fucked up yet didn't at the same time
>>23919963Now that she won't have to play the same shit will she revert back to the "old" Haato everyone talks about?
so that's how walt disney looks like....
>>23919983I miss before she really got into streaming where she basically was Hololives stream girl, I miss her bgm, the streams, A-chan...
>Pekora and Subaru both playing the android meme gamesAnd you guys said we didn't have any good content
>>23919979She let me die.I kind of want to superchat but I feel awkward sending it in dollars with a japanese message.
>>23920002The FF6 and DQ5 abyss are gone, finally...
>>23919960Being succubi, having big boobs, ASMR and lewd behavior
>>23919976>didn't play the real meme Indigo Prophecy
>>23919985story/movie games are massive streamer bait since they don't have to do much actual gameplay so it frees up interactivity with the audience and allows for reactions via the story.
>>23920003Why? Plenty of Japanese people in America watch their streams.
I really want to watch azki's stream, but that stream stuttering makes it unwatchable. Please send supachat so she can buy a decent pc.
>>23919976Detroit is kino as fuck if you go full race war with Markus
>>23919888Maybe she'd be more successful if she wasn't so fucking boring and bad at video games. Also stop playing Ark 24/7 and Life is Strange is also a shit game.
>Pekora knows Mad MaxBASED
>>23920007Boy, how quickly that game falls from its excellent intro.
>>23920005>Being succubiChoco is not a succubus.>ASMREve does JOI not ASMR.>lewd behaviorEvE does porn, Choco doesn't.
>>23920001Brown eyes Sora >>>> Blue eyes Sorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX5GjNYTGwA
>>23919985>now
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1264054072270704640Cute!
>Shouting match with protesters>Gets all meek and apologetic the second she's confrontedGod I love pekora
>Max says the word steampunk>Choco instantly thinks of ARKHow do we save her from this kusoge?
>>23920001>I miss her bgmthis one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imiF7rHzfCE
>>23920019>Eve does JOI not ASMRbitch half her content is "ear licking" with a countdown at the end.
>japanese dubnooooo
>>23919963Shell fuck up the new one somehow
>>23920011she's tinkering with obs's bitrate right now
>>23920019>Choco is not a succubus.So what is she?>Eve does JOI not ASMR.Please research more
Has Roboco played Detroit? That seems like comedy gold.
>>23920002Haachama changed the tides with her cooking guessing stream
>>23920018That's what makes it so fun, you think the game can't get any worse around halfway through and then it just freefalls into utter madness. I still don't understand how Cage got any work after that
>>23920032it became worse. lmao
Goys at the back, as things should be
>>23919988
oh its that slut from hunger games
>>23920025fucking kek
Never watched Detroit Become human before.Is it I, Robot: the videogame?
>>23920036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyonPnaweZQ
>>23920026Nice
>>23920050No, it's>what if we made a very, very unsubtle metaphor for racism that doesn't really work very wellseriously they make the androids stand at the back of the goddamn bus
>Pekara>Pekanor The fanart is going to be gold, she is so clever
>>23920050robot black lives matter + connor and hank buddy cop fun times
Noeru anons, plz post menhera danchou..
>>23920050Nah, it's your generic "what if robots were the real humans all along" the vidya edition.
In reality human-like robots would be just used exclusively for sex
>>23920050More like a poor attempt to make the player feel "on the wrong side of history" or generally guilty, making humans look bad without addressing why are they acting the way they are
>>23919834yes
What social game is Aqua talking about? Does she play Ensemble Stars?
How can I watch multiple holos at the same time?
>>23920062Dozohttps://streamable.com/v9a6plhttps://streamable.com/1gqhz7https://streamable.com/9nhgvihttps://streamable.com/kewruyhttps://streamable.com/6b7mdthttps://streamable.com/xaqg6rhttps://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://streamable.com/ri1m9r
>>23920056>>23920058>>23920063Figures, probably the writers of that game know I, Robot only from the movie with Will Smith
>>23920069https://hololive.jetri.co/#/watch?videoId=BdYmgcaKExY
>>23920057I'd stuff my Penor into her if you catch my drift peko
>>23920069with your eyes
>>23920072thanks
>>23920069Watch a collab.
>>23920003Show off your BIG AMERICAN DOLLARS
>>23920034A simple demon it seems. I'm not who you were talking by the way.
>>23920073Actually, the writer of the game stated that the idea of doing a story where the story questioned whether the robots were the real humans was revolutionary and nobody had ever done it before in any format.David Cage's interviews are pretty hilarious in general, really.
>>23920072Why do I want to fuck the shit out of menhera danchou? Imagine the noises...
There's nothing more evil than a white male watching a sports game.
robot goodhuman bad
>>23920084>nobody had ever done it before in any formatdid he even watched blade runner?
Remind me - does anything interesting, at all, happen for the rest of the A route, or can I just watch Pekora until Subaru reaches route C?
>>23919191Please andastd she put on weight because she can't dance as much as she used to. I'd pick her up and marry her just to cook for her at this point even. She can't cook (most of what she eats is bought) and anon posted her "baking" yesterday...
>>23920082Jesus is this off the English site? You're just embarrassing yourself.
Birthday today... please... watch... stream lots today...
Where can I buy my own Pekoroid?
Why can't robots and mankind just get along? There's nothing purer than loving a robot...
>>23920095>chubby matsuri wifeanon my dick can only take so much...
Please tune in to Roboco's stream it's her birthday today... zehi,,,
>>23920098>魔界学校の保健医。校内の男女からの人気は高く、特に男子からの診察依頼が絶えないという。お菓子が好きで、机の上にお菓子の袋が散乱しているのが目撃されては怒られている。>魔界学校の保健医。
@everyone,,ze,,zehi
>>23920084But nier automata came out in 2016.
>>23920084>never done it beforeNo fucking way he never seen atleast this scene in his life before saying thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU
>>23920034>>23920019Eve...why do we always lose the best girls while Yua and Mito are allowed to exist?
>>23920090>>23920111Anon, you are failing to understand what kind of a writer David Cage is. At one point he did an infamous interview as part of a promotional campaign for Detroit: Become Human where he insisted the game about mistreated robot slaves rising up had absolutely no political or social messages whatsoever. In the background of this interview where he insisted his game had no political messages there was an actress dressed as one of the game's robots locked in a cage doing promotion for the game with the phrase BUY THIS WOMAN TO MAKE HER DO ALL YOUR HOUSEWORK written on it.
>Inb4 Youtube-san
>>23920102Don't fist android girls, yada yada.
The biggest mistake is giving them human face and body.
>>23920114That's not political.
>>23920101why would you want a robot that don't do housework
>>23920105I'd never watch a filthy android's stream. Back of the bus for you, Roboco.
>>23920120Not only will I fist my android girlfriend, I'll cuddle her.
>>23920113Mito is fucking great back off EOP scum
>>23920105>>23920108Sorry, I have to go shop for groceries.
>>23920103I've got a nice pic of her when she was chubby and dressed up and I find her adorable but won't post it to respect the rules. She is cute in my eyes either way.
>>23920101>Buy Pekoroid>She makes you cook food for her and just plays video games all day
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1264058476579323904Even if you don't have talent you can join hololive!
Pekora is so submissive.
>>23920134I'll take two.
Its 2020, where is the fucking android?
HATE WOMEN
>>23920134And then proceed to invite Mikoroid and have a party all night, multiple times a week
>>23920124/v/ thinks anything that has a woman in it is political
>>23920137What constitutes business level japanese? N2?
my favorite David Cage fact is that he modeled a naked Ellen Page in one of his games after she explicitly asked him not to
I'll never understand why so many works of fictions picture mankind as oppressors with robots when it's much more likely they'd end up replacing pets.
>>23920137That one Anon better fucking deliver or I'm unsubscribing to his (to be made) channel.
>>23920152N3
>>23920147
>>23920155My favorite David Cage fact is that at the wrap party for Beyond Two Souls he had a giant TV playing the sex scenes from the game on loop.
>>23920155Don't forget the photo album he personally compiled of her.
Kissing Towa while her tongue is out! Towa is so cute! CUTE!
Thread ending, post your chuuba!
>>23920156Because androids looks like humans and can potentially evolve feelings and social structures after living and interact with us?
>>23920162What the actual fuck?
>>23920156>much more likely they'd end up replacing pets.That's even worse
>>23920162I call bullshit.
>>23920137>Wtf who lives in the pokemon worldthat reply...
Naaa
Mikochi!
>>23916746 based? based on what?