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hololive
i want to fuck the dog
I fucking hate this bitch
>unintentionally got last postayame is just too strong...
Aqua is 148cm and 48kg. Don't get it wrong!
Post the Roboco discord screenshot. I need a good laugh
Aqua, please usher in a new Minecraft Rennaisance Era!!
>>23894219>tfw you will never princess carry Aqua and embarrass her now that she has someone who can protect her from anything
Sticking my cock in Matsuri and filling her womb with pee!
>>23894221based
Your yubisHand them over
6 more days without Sui-chan...
>>23894220Korone is for wholesome post.
Behead those who disrespect Towa-sama!
sell mio's hoodie to me nowDO IT YAGOO
*read with Coco's voice*don't want to close my eyesI don't want to fall asleepcause I'd miss you babyand I don't wanna miss a thing
>>23894218I did that with Towa and look how that turned out.I don't regret it even slightly.
>>23894230Go to sleep Korone.
>choose a picture of your favorite holo>say something nice about another holo that shares the same initial letter with her>if your girl doesn't share the first letter with anyone, go from left to right>if there's no match, say something nice about the last girl mentioned in the thread before you post>ignore bait/trolls/drama posting>try to be nice with other anons and improve the quality of /hlg/I will start:>KanataShe has good taste in games and a very loyal viewer base.
>>23894218I'll do my best then.
>>23894236You have to get 2000 other people on board too
>>23894220cringe>>23894221based
>>23894224She's shorter but heavier than my sister...
I need to leave my little lamb here for a few hours. Don't shag her okay?
May Supacha\ 6,197,086 Aqua\ 5,723,656 Pekora\ 5,148,591 Festival\ 5,028,296 Rushia\ 4,970,222 Coco\ 4,894,697 Korone\ 4,051,137 Marine\ 3,831,911 Kanata
>>23894223Ayame..
>>23894236I'm not a Mio fan or a furry or even someone who normally wears hoodies but fuck I would buy that hoodie in a heartbeat it's so good.
sensei...
I must fulfill my destiny and impregnate Coco
>>23894241Are we going by first names or last names here?
>>23894248Towa...
>>23894224>heavier than NoeruAqua yo...
>>23894246Don't worry, in reality she is even shorter and loses all that troublesome boob weight!
Best gen
>>23894248>5,148,591 FestivalWhat happened?
>>23894248Aqua is legit crushing everyone this month
>>23894241Miko is probably the most entertaining holo to watch
this is an Aqua thread!where is Aqua'a Aqua anon
>>23894248does fbk even have a mil
>>23894224>>23894262Aqua...
>>23894268Gacha happened.
>>23894248damn, may is already more successful than april.
Ah, Sensei woke up. Back to dead hours.
>>23894237Sleep tight, Mikochi( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
>>23894247*sniff sniff*
>>238942674 cute girls having a fun party while an employee brings them drinks!
>>23894243considering how good it looks, sounds much easier than getting 2000 people to buy roboco's
>>23894262Imagine how squishy Aqua's body must be...
>>23894269I wish Aqua would crush me
okayu~n
>>23894241Ayame's giggle is pretty cute and she's pretty good at singing
>>23894272If only I was as good as this artist and could draw Aqua all day every single day.
>>23894282
>>23894288miko....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u3bZsASw3EIs this the power of dog?
I want to marry Pekora!
>>23894241>Matsuriher apex stream where she was teaching Aki the ropes was adorable
>>23894276yesterday a good exampleshion even squeezed in a gacha stream and made top 5
>>23894241Okayu is very relaxing and comfy, like a real cat. I can see why people like her streams. I also appreciate her love of RPGs.Alternatively if I go by last nameTsunomaki Watame is a great singer and never fails to put a smile on my face. She's an absolute master of her Live2D.
>>23894262Knowing Noel, she did this naked. Aqua kept her clothes on.
>>23894300She's already taken, bro.
>>23894256I had in mind their channels IDs when I made the post, sorry should have clarified that.
>>23894299Never post this trash ever again.
I hope this place hasn't fallen so low that people actually take a liking to Artia. She's twitch faggotry personified.
>>23894306Sasuga gambling addicts
>>23894241Marine has great taste and I like watching her interact with pretty much everyone. I am almost guaranteed to laugh when she does totsumachi.
>>23894299this guy is creepy as fuck
so why don't elevens use 93 to say 草?seems like a no-brainer
>>23894248So how can Matsuri collab with guys regularly and still be top 3 while FBK is earning a pittance?>b-b-but gachaFBK is also a gacha fiend so that can't be it.
Aqua!
https://files.catbox.moe/ha4ocz.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/7zl93o.mp3Reposting, go make your own morning news.
>>23894328This reminds me. I miss HoloID youtube comment poster.
>>23894328>he doesn't know soo min
>>23894328
>>23894314Japanese Doug Funny?
>>23894333AKUA!
>>23894319only /v/ piece of shits
>>23894320Gambling is addictive and profitable. Surprise mechanics are probably not going away in games anymore.
>>23894328Eww
>>23894340Choco looks so much more proper with this uniform, it's kind of weird.
>>23894332fbk is the gateway hololive, then people find others to watch and never go back to fbk. feels bad
>>23894319Bro don't be jel I just followed her on Twitch.tv PogChamp
>>23894328XD
>>23894272>>23894333>>23894347https://files.catbox.moe/ztbtpj.webmAQUA smells
>>23894314He can't even fuck his wife without having a menhera scandal, I seriously doubt he's gonna go after a random hikki
>>23894299>>23894328so this is the true power of zoomutism...
>>23894328Don't be like this
>>23894332did FBK undergo a 2 year op trying to convince everyone she was a lesbian?
>Twitch bad>YouTube good>>23894328
>>23894359https://files.catbox.moe/f2ct2k.webmthat's ok i will clean her
>>23894328Cringe
>>23894367>gachikois who give supacha and make translationsor>underage meme faggots who just spam nonsense in chathmmmm
>>23894359Aqua 3D... I kind of miss it.
>>23894328>>23894338IDs grim reminder.
>>23894306The うんち spam was great though
IT WAS ME /JP/!!!! I WAS THE ONE HARASSING MEL ALL THOSE MONTHS!!!!IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!
>>23894367All bad, even 4channel and us
>>2389426270% of that is her body, the other % is of her chest.
>>23894367Youtube EOP section is bad, but you can always ignore itThe whole Twitch is EOP
>>23894328I'm a Korobro and even I am disgusted to see this. Pretty sure all of us are.
>>23894354The buns are great, they emphasize her face better and they also let us see her cute ears better.My favorite is the new years one though, just look at these cute shoulders
>>23894377How can one person be so autistic?
>>23894381lyger...
>>23894339Here are some new ones. I guess Moona likes this retard, because she keep's heart-ing(?) his comments.I am the one who posted a few of his comments a while back, but some anon complained, so I stopped
>>23894367>le memes and ironic weebsYes, Twitch is bad.
Korone also spoke Portuguese during the stream where she spoke Spanish, and sure enough her pronounciation was pretty good due to the similar phonetics. I was actually shocked by how many people in Japan thanked me with "obrigado" whenever i mentioned i was from Brazil.
Noooo korone stops interacting in english ahhhhhhhhh
Why dont you guys talk about Kaoru? Is it because hes so tall?
Narrativebros!?
>>23894400dont stop anon
>>23894241I like Kaoru's fishing streams, they are pretty comfy
I want to cuddle this fatty
>>23894388True Korobros would never do this shit.
>>23894413Towa is a good girl with a big heart, perhaps too big given how easily she's hurt.
>>23894328M'doggo
>>23894375>twitch doesn’t have donations>twitch had an actual clip function>twitch doesn’t have permanent cringe comment sections >twitch has twitch prime option to support streamer which a lot of people have>twitch doesn’t have retarded ai banning streams over music or words that sound like corona>both have scrolling retard chats that you can minimizefuck youtube
>Korone fatso>Pekora uggo>Marine fatso and uggo>Coco uggo>Aqua fatsoyfw 4chan's top 5 holos are fatsos and uggos
>>23894422i want to use that ass like a hotdog bun
>>23894422Aquabro...
>>23894377WE LOYAL RISUNERS
>>23894410Who?
>>23894437
I just remembered that GTA V has a critical security issue where all data between the server and the client is broadcasted via plain text, meaning you can easily get anyone's IP adress for example provided you're in the same server as them. Many streamers refuse to play it online because of it. I wonder if the holos took precautions against this.
>>23894433you forgot Towa man voice
>>23894381Aww hell.>>23894403There's a sizeable Eleven community in Brazil- one of the biggest- and Portos were one of the first euros to meet with them historically.
>>23894400>>23894328wtf is wrong with these faggots
>>23894367
>>23894432>twitch doesn't have donationsDon't Bits count as donations?
>>23894432>twitch prime>supporting the streamer
>>23894432twitch is full of /v/ faggots like youenough reason to not use it
>>23894406She mostly comment to fan translators though.
>>23894450What's wrong with that? What's wrong with sucking dick?
>>23894450They aren't watching chuubas, they are playing Imaginary GF simulator
>>23894460At least they aren't being sleazy
>>23894460Korone must egosearch a lot.
>>23894460What is she trying to pull
>>23894328Aahhhhhhhhhh it hurts to read... this is like those people in comments or twitter who are like "Omg I cant believe you actually replied!!!"
>>23894432Imagine if every chuuba's chat was an EOP shithole like Towa's, they'd scare off all the JOPs and hololive would be dead. Also doesn't Twitch take a bigger cut than Youtube? They made the right choice.
>>23894413Towa x Aki is a new friendship and I hope they can continue supporting each other from now on.
>>23894403Brazil and Peru are owned by Japan
>>23894432it's less about the platform itself and more about the people in ittwitch chat is a fucking OOT shithole and japanese streamers don't like that.
>>23894367>twitchoh boy I cant wait for the entire chat to become nothing but emotes
>>23894454Yes, also tips are donations.
>>23894454yes>>23894455it’s the same as a 5 dollar sub aka what YouTube sub is >>23894457bazinga, got em
Post memberships and prove your loyalty
>>23894447Poor taste, does this sound like a man-voice to you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20
>>23894432>twitch doesn’t have permanent cringe comment sections It's a good thing you aren't forced to read it.>twitch doesn’t have retarded ai banning streams over music or words that sound like coronaNow that's a fucking laugh.
>>23894477I can't believe Towa's menhera plan to get Aki to be her friend worked
>>23894473From a brand perspective, it's good to keep friendly relations with members of your community
>>23894476twitch takes 50% of subs/member so yea but all donos are straight to the streamer since its 3rd party, unless streamlabs or paypal take a cut
koronefags are fucking disgusting
>>23894490Twitch gets 30%, not 50.
>>23894400I've found a pattern in his comments. Starts off with a shitty zoomer meme, then writes 3-4 paragraphs of absolute nonsense. Always ends with a '!' or a ':)'. What a faggot.
>>23894488I hope Aki would be a good influence on Towa to get her to relax more by drinking
>>23894490once they become a bigger streamer twitch takes less money per sub
>>23894485
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1263150432055988224
>>23894432The problem with Twitch isn't technical, it's the community. From your average twitch spammer to the trainwreck that is twitch staff.
>>23894485we already did last few thread retard
>>23894460At least these guys are nice and polite to Korone. That other dude was cringy and rude as fuck.
>>23894479>want to see what valorant is like>check a stream out>entire chat is just emote spammingwhat's the point of even having a chat at that point?
>>23894502This image has too much based in it. I can't even begin to start.
>>23894494That dumbfuck is not a Koronefag. He was just lucky enough to be exposed to Korone instead of other Holos. True Koronefags watch Korone, even though they are well acclimated to all the other chuubas.
Mikop...
>>23894502>PHP
>>23894473They receive personal recognition and therefore more motivation to keep translating her stuff for free.
>>23894502Based most powerful race.
>>23894504Not every twitch channel is xqc, I watch plenty of people stream in Korean or jp and they have chats that look like the YouTube chat.
>>23894248>>23894269I fee like people just forget pekora exists when she's not playing mgsShe hasn't even done her 300k ration review stream
>>23894503She's such a good girl
>>23894502im a poorfag who dont buy sheepswhy is festival sheep cost more than 10 times
>>23894503Singing soon
>>23894504>twitch staff>hired a fucking unstable tranny deer to their 'safety council'I'm not kidding about the tranny deer.
>>23894502remove luna and you're good.
Best holoID, Moana & Rusi who?
>>23894432Twitch also randomly bans people by abusing their intentionally vague rules. You can bet your ass one of the holos would end up getting banned from talking about lolicon for example
>>23894527Its a tier level. Just like in twitch with mega subs for 25 dollars
>>23894503I can see her butt owo
>>23894515Does this woman have no shame
>>2389453725? For what?
>>23894532I'd remove your mom.
>>23894532>remove the best 4th genApply yourself
>>23894502>not afraid to post an image that will trigger bunch of anons.based
>>23894236towa hat first
>>23894473>>23894460It's very smart honestly. All it takes is a single comment to make a translator's day and ensure they keep making translated clips of your streams. Clips are huge when it comes to growing your audience, there's a reason why a lot of holos are looking for official clip editors right now.She's even been doing the same on twitter recently.
>>23894542>womanShe’s a dirty ojiisan
>>23894432>twitch doesn’t have retarded ai banning streams over music or words that sound like coronaYeah, but twitch has this guys. Eat shit, trannies council.
>>23894503What the fuck is Kanata's banner.
>>23894527It doesn't but she has membership tiers and she's the person who inspired me to work harder and dream again so she'll have my support as long as I can afford it.
>>23894533you fags shat on my girl ayylmao when she dox herself and calls her a literally whonow she's a big girl and god of collabs you start latching to her like ticksfucking pathetic
>>23894536If YouTube spoke nip they’d ban them too. Plus they have vaginas so they’d never get banned on twitch.
>>23894220>>23894221thread cancer
>>23894515
>>23894555>he doesn’t know
>>23894530god, i didn't think those two traits alone were bad, but she also said she was going to ban anyone she disagrees with. youtube is far better than that shithole
>>23894544For twitch? Just a shitty ass exclusive emote. But the point for both of these is to give more money to the streamer you like. I think they also get a better cut here than donations
>>23894560Point stands that youtube doesn't, and therefore they don't. Twitch is way more heavy handed with moderation.
>>23894549but the hat is towa....
>>23894432The real problem with Twitch that everyone skipped over, and the real reason it can't be a permanent platform regardless of anything else, is just that Twitch is much more aggressive about keeping you off of other platforms and bilibili is always going to be a source of revenue.
>>23894559shouldn't you be happy for your holo then, anon? instead of sperging out like this?
Aqua threatened to ruin any 2nd gen that called into Roboco's stream. That's why nobody called. Aqua hates Roboco because she also does a lot of Apex streams/collabs and doesn't want any competition.
Stay Homehttps://streamable.com/csvalw
>>23894566I hope Mikoti doesn't spend too much on gacha
Make sure you akasupa Matsuri when she’s doing gachi to make it clear you don’t give a shit about any of her other content and you’re only their to see the funny cartoon girl open boxes.
>>23894558lyger-alter..............
>>23894566Miko...
>>23894551At this point she is doing more work in reaching the global audience than Coco and being more successful than herembarrassing honestly
>>23894581I don’t care about her or her boxes at all though
>>23894547Honesty is the best policy
>>23894578I can't believe Miko commited a mass murder.
>>23894578where's that "stay the fuck home and watch..." one?
>>23894558You're such a bright shining star Matsuriposter. Hope all the best for you.
>>23894581Based
>>23894558holy fucking shit this is [wholesome]spoiler[/wholesome] as fuck
>>23894530A female deer is a doe isn't it?
ホロライブの誇り, 星街すいせいThe pride of Hololive, Hoshimachi Suisei
>>23894573...!?
>>23894532More like remove Matsuri.
>>23894600https://files.catbox.moe/baz8ti.webm>stay the fuck home and watch nigga streamings
>>23894605baqua...
>>23894432twitch is also owned by jews and literally has a tranny monitoring the narrative
>>23894502>filename is not random numbers>screenshot phone>Cancerous notifications>half-battery>PHP>A Lunafag>Still posted it anywayBased! Surely the most powerful race.
What's their group name?
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1263326046973116416Oh no...
>>23894530>the man is a trans "girl">has male deer antlers
>>23894581After The first one, my suuupas are reserved for singing, zetsudan, totsumachi, and unique games/fun collab games.
>>23894581this but unironically
>>23894533I'm so happy that she got over the slump and now starting to leave Moona in the dust
>>23894437trap
Matsuri and her Thai-boyfriend.
>>23894613are you unaware of who owns YouTube
>>23894554Nobody on twitch actually has to deal with those guys except for camwhores. Youtube's shitty AI effects everybody though.
>>23894611classic mikoti
>even hololive thread is not safe from twitch deer dramaFor gods sake
>>23894549Vivi is not for sale!!!
>>23894625How to get otter body /fit/chads
>>23894613okay we get it already /v/
>>23894579she's enjoying the game rather than the gacha so she won't, Miko's not the type of girl who spends a lot of money on useless jpgs
>>23894502based
yubi yubi
>>23894614you are grabbing at straws>cancerous notifications>half battery???what does htis even mean
>>23894593That's because Korone actually tries. Although I'd say Coco's been doing a bit more lately: Asacoco subs (she doesn't write them but she does promote them on twitter), playing Uncharted with English subs so both audience can follow along, things like that. She also said she wanted to do more English streams with Haato/
>>23894614whats with the autism of needing it to be random numbers anyways
>>23894633blame Artia
>>23894618What the fuck is a social game?
>>23894634i know, that's why i think it should be
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1263277046018367488SHE IS CRYING FOR HELP GUYSWHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING HER SUPERCHATS YOU MONSTERS
>>23894614Is this what autism looks like?
>>23894607Now post the non spats one
>>23894649Gacha game
>>23894633Blame Artia and /v/ermins twitch shilling.
>>23894558English bro stuck in the Philippines is the Matsuribro? Good luck getting out of there!
>>23894652pick a stream and I’ll do 1000 usd
>>23894652because i have to save for okayu when she hits 300k
>>23894652Actually I just unsubscribed from her because I don't even watch her streams, sorry FBK...
>>23894614kek looks like I triggered your autism, anon.I'm on my run, of course I'd be phoneposting. Also I am actually a burger trapped in the Philippines due to lockdowns.
Is there a better duo than pekomari?
>>23894652Not even subscribed to her, membered, give supacha. I don't even give her views or likes.
Fuck Artia now I'm a stupid-hat-faghttps://twitter.com/Rosalyn_holoCN/status/1263324538395226113
>>23894625she only got 2nd that game tho and also why does the OctaneChad have the same stomach as Festival
Pleasd give fubuki superchats
>watching the roboco archive for her celebration>no one is callingI cant pull my eyes away from this train wreck
>>23894652That's what she gets for not collabing with Towa.
>>23894674Korone and Marine apparently.
>>23894626yes that's why I said also owned by them
>>23894652I'll superchat1000 ARS
>>23894686wait for her birthday celebration in the next few days
>>23894676boy you weren't kidding when you say her hat is stupid
so whats happening with minecraft now? all i know is aqua blew up the server and is reviving it for a summer arc?
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1263328032816640003Wtf bros Artia is actually cute.
You do love your holo right?
>>23894502We now know the SEAmonkey approved Holos, thanks for posting.
>>23894701what a bitch
>>23894652
>>23894674okakoro forever
>>23894262That's just the weight of her massive tits.
>>23894674PekoMiko exist
>>23894701> eviving it for a summer arcARK... Choco... Aki...
>>23894707A reminder that Aqua hates RGB.
https://files.catbox.moe/rrdttc.mp3
>>23894698can we ? is it credit card exclusive or there are more payment options?
>PEKO PEKO PEKO!>TEMEEEEE!!!>NO!
>>23894707what a nerd
>>23894652Abayo nigga.
>>23894722wtf I love Aqua now
>>2389463510 minutes of cardio and don't lift. There.
>>23894707your room is based
>>23894726>HOREEEEEY
>>23894714haha imagine noel lying down, with just her tits placed on the weighing machine haha won't that be funny haha
>>23894726RRAAAT
>>23894726Konpeko~
>>23894726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxpGjdo_Ris
>>23894737as she shrieks at youtube for taking her money mid stream lmao
Don't forget to drink your daily dose of uodkwa https://files.catbox.moe/uodkwa.webm
>>23894635Do push ups or burpess or push ups and burpees, and be average/below average weight.
>>23894741how much can a bunny take a human penis in her vagoo?
>>23894708
>>23894707>monitors are all differentaguabros...
>>23894672hope you die from something poisonous
>>23894707If you really loved her you would fix the color settings on your monitors to be more similar.
>>23894221I want to fuck this bitch.ftfy
rare happy pekohttps://streamable.com/tfwj26
>>23894635I'm getting /fit/ but have put on a lot of fat on my stomach. I'll never make it at this rate.
>>23894726
>>23894754He's in the Philippines, the longer he stays there the bigger the chance.
>>23894751It looks like Anonchama was from Australia after all . . .
>>23894751..................
>>23894751Haachama!?
>>23894707ha look at this fag
>>23894747No. https://streamable.com/rpy96h
>>23894751Cool packaging, bro. What's on the other side, a tumor? A blackened lung?
ze,, zehi,,,
>>23894751Anon why are you still in that shithole, just come back to freedomland
Bros I can't believe Haachama goes to /hlg/
post weight, height, and favorite holo you fat fucks180cm79kgFestival!
>>23894763>those nailsWhat the fuck?
>>23894751>smokingI'm sending this to Duterte.
>>23894774I do want to kiss mikochi's ass tho
>>23894780Flying off May 1st once lockdowns lift
>>23894751I heard pack of smokes costs more now. I remember it being $0.40
>>2389478330cm280kgAqua
>>23894751Anonchama...
post senchou's fat tits
>>23894783183cm66kgAqua!
>>23894783148cm48kgMea
>>23894790Which cheek would you prioritize?
>>23894783170cm57kgChoco-Sensei...
>>23894776The use of graphic descriptions of the dangers of smoking has been mandatory for many countries as a measure to discourage smoking.
>>23894783$120,0008 inchesTowa
>>23894783175cm72kgAyame!
>>23894751>ice blast megaHoly fucking yikesNeck yourself kudasai
>>2389478348mm1480kgMea
>>23894751based burger, forced me to exercise my neck.
>>23894783300m250kgNoel
>>23894792>May 1stAnon...
>>23894801eat food you skinny fuck
>>238947836 ft, 83Kg, SUISEI
>>23894783185cm87kg(down from 91 since lockdown started)Miko
>>23894802And yet Asia has not been dissuaded even a little.
>>23894783dont know, around 165cm i think80kgokayu
https://twitter.com/DjandoM/status/1263177097679212544Bros does Korone really like the brown cock?
>>23894792I'm from the future, the lockdowns won't lift until next year.
>>23894815Sorry been in these threads so long I am in a timeloop myself now
>>2389478317372Luna
>>23894796>tfw no marine gf who'll draw me dominating her womb while I'm dominating her wombbros.........
>>23894783161cm55kgAquq
>panders to leddit>twitch zoomieSpark for the dark ages of holo or drama shitstorm the likes never seen?
>>23894783185cm77kgOkayu
>>23894821Okayubro...
>>238947835'8 175 lb, down from 200 in Feb. Towa...
>>23894817>height in feet>weight in kg>suiseistop falseflagging dumb suisei antis
>>23894783171cm70kgFestival
faggots niggers retards trannies get the fuck out
>>23894783165cm last time I measured56kgKorone
>>23894783172cm65kg
Discussion dies once again as everyone rushes to post about themselves.
>>23894832it was 95kg before i did keto 2 years ago but i dont want to do it again and fuck actually exercising
>>23894783175cm55kgAyame
>>23894822Made for BSC
>>23894840Are those meant to be in separate groups or one big no-brained niggerfaggot tranny group?
>>23894783176cm88kgFestival
>>238947835'10130lbRoboco
>aquafags are twinks>okayufags are fat
>>23894848whats to discuss when literally nobody is streaming, might as well make up more anti-bullshit
60 minuteshttps://youtu.be/y2Y6UPdLVyM
>>2389478318160ayame
>>23894860Like pottery.
>>23894860I didn't realize all the aquafags were chads.
I like how unnaturally tinny Roboco's voice sounds. Is she using a voice changer?
>>23894861Post your favorite narrative and favorite holo.
>>23894860All muscle, senpai. I can bench my fat wife.
>>23894614>random numbers
>>23894838Thanks for the (you)
>>23894848I'm 30 years old and I'm a student. During lockdown I've been attending remote classes, which is the first time I've ever done video calls.The reason is I've been a loner up until very recently. I like Capitalism and hate trannies. I need a shit right now.
>>23894849Why did you stop?Keto isn't even bad because you can still eat good foodt. was once 112kg and now 72 (actually went as low as 65kg at one point)
>>23894864Watching as Kanata go fully deaf in one ear live while doing karaoke!!!
>>23894783data miningt. Yagoo
>>23894822holy shit her pronunciation is damn perfect
>>23894860What counts as a twink? There's only two aquafags so far.
>>23894883Yagoo is building up his profiles and narrowing things down. Doxxfags beware.
>>23894783195cm93kgi love them all
>>23894783I haven’t became a member to anyone but I think I’m going to join fubuki and peKO. Maybe even ayame... it’s so difficult to just like one of them
still dead hours...
>>23894880i was about 6 months in and started getting lazy because i was sick of eating the same 3 meals everyday (only ever ate bacon and eggs with spinach, chicken and salmon) and missed getting to eat rice and bread it did help me realize just how trash most food actually is, i cant have any soft-drink other than pepsi max anymore because of it
>>23894783170cm48kgSubaru
ahh~ ahh~ ahoy~
>>23894783197 cm.97 kgs, mostly muscle.Eugene A.
>>23894706Oh Chris got his second Valentine’s Day wish
>>23894903>48kgyou better be a femanon or underage because what the fuck
>>23894706Artia confessed to me and gave me a kiss?!
>>23894706wtf, she's just supposed to be a shitposter
>>23894860Which hololive has the most /fit/ fans?
>>23894783183cm65kgAqua
>>23894903skellybro what the fuck, stop selling your soul away to the duck
Why are twitch shill keep showing up trying to convince anons that it better than youtube? it the same shit different day with mentally ill ban happy mods and the worst of the worst of youtube and reddit comments combined.
>>23894918No, she confessed to ME and gave me a model train set.
>>23894914I'm male and 24
>>23894903Anon please eat
>>23894783168 cm83 kgKorone!
>>23894922Korone obviously.
>>23894922Luna
post gender, weight, height, and favorite holo.female5'18120lbMoona
>>23894924
>>23894932I'm 170 and 50kg too, but no matter how much I eat, I still can't gain any weight...
>>23894930Are you a runner?, if not, you are a cool skeleton
>>23894930please eat duckfriend
>>23894879>I'm 30 years old and I'm a studentembarrassingget a job already you fucking parasite
>>23894938Fuck off Moona
>>23894945post you resume
>>23894938>5'18Anonchama...
why are we calling the holos fat when the real fat is the anons we shitposted with along the way
>>23894938
Post gender, religion, weight, height, and favorite holo.MaleShia5'11"130 lbsMoona
>>23894954It's called self-reflection, Mioposter. I'm hopeless, but at least my holo isn't.
>>23894938Everyone here is a male so writing it is redundant.
>>23894879>30 year old student>I like capitalismThen maybe start making some capital for once in your life, how pathetic are you
>>23894954only fatties are allowed to make fun of other fatties so im okay
Surveyposting is spam
>>238947835'10 manlet 173 lbsHaachamaCorona stole my gains
HACHAMACHAMAA
>>23894954I'm only 3 kg off from ideal, and am putting in muscle though.
>>23894970SEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI DEEE
>>23894969You're King of manlets at least.
>>23894942Fatfucks and Skellies have the same problem that can be solved by actually eating just enough food.
>>23894943I used to run 30 minutes everyday but stopped a year or so ago, still can't gain any weight and I'm fine like this
>>23894954Everyone here spends all there time on 4chan and never working on themselves. Kind of pathetic really
>>23894945I know. What's even more embarassing is that I'd been a neet for 7 years prior to doing this.>>23894964I never said I lived by my principles. I'm a weak opportunist without strong motivation to do anything. Probably owed to a life of frying my dopamine receptors through constant masturbation.
>>23894783183183
If you're really bored come here and scribble some shit https://aggie.io/isgarbu42d
>already 2pm>not a single streamYAGOO is reclining
>>23894723Asa /hlg/
>>23894982shut the fuck up vivi
>>23894982Towabro shut the fuck up
>>23894958MaleIslam5'9165lbsfubuki
>>23894954Muscle weights a lot, dyel
Start making translated Holo clips.
>>23894903Race horses
Don't
>>23894982At least we are not towa
host the skribbl hololive only
>>23894982Why should I work on myself if I'm going to die anyway?
>>23894883with all the fat fucks here, yagoo will see the potential and release an officially fat holo.
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE Ihttps://streamable.com/ri1m9rhttps://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://streamable.com/6b7mdthttps://streamable.com/xaqg6r
>>23894864歌枠助かる。An afternoon utawaku... thank you Kanata.
>>23894976Nah, /fit/ told me the new manlet cutoff is 6'1
post 16 number on you credit cardpost last 3 number on your credit cardpost your favorite holo
>>23894988whats worse is being an ausfag and knowing school is finishing right now and i havent done anything for the past 4 hours even though i said i would someone please deliver milk to me
>>23895013i never understood the first clip. is she freaking out over demonetization that happened beforehand or did she get demonetized just before she freaked out
>>23895021HAACHAMA!?
>>23894864She really is an angel. Willing to offer a good stream for me at hours I can truly watch her. I never lost faith Kanata
>>23894783178cm68kgFlare
>>23895021Anonchama...
COCO IS HERE TO SAVE UShttps://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1263338273864204288?s=20
whats the narrative for today bros?
>>23895013Is there a holo more menhera than danchou?
165cm54kgMatsuri
>>23895033I read everything in her stupid voice someone get this shit out of my head
>>23895021What does kangaroo meat taste like ausfag?
>>23895021haachama........
>>23895044really fucking nice with a good salad
>>23894986I guess these hours must not be where the main drawfriends are at.
>>23895033>ARKThank God it's not more ARK
>>23895033Oh shit, I was feeling sad, but now I'm happy.
>>23895035no, glad to see she's better today after her studio plan fell apart though
>>23895021Ganbatte ne, Haachama
>>23895033Is Coco really, just let hololive rest
>>23895044It's very close to deer. Steak is good, sausages are edible, minced is inhuman.
>>23895034Some guy on twitter claims he slept with Aqua
>>23894985HAHA IT'S LULU
5ch is making fun of us again bros...
>>23894413Towa and Aki were never at fault.it was the JP akifags being cunts to Towa which is what made the "drama" which wasnt ever really drama it was just those fags hitting Towa where it hurts her the most.
>>23895013https://streamable.com/kewruyFresh off the oven
>>23895053I love this shitpost
>>23895013the timing on the freakout in that second clip makes no sense to me
188cm113kgAki!
Time to get some sleep before dead hours end.
>>23895033yes needs more APEXfuck ARK
>panel de ponits not pokemon puzzle league but its still based as fuck, you get my supa tonight FBK
>>23895070Don't they like Suisei? Who can take them seriously?
>>23895070give me a rundown
>>23895073I don't actually watch danchou, only her roommate, the contrast is so big omfg.
>>23895081They say that about us and Towa though.
>>23895087But the difference is that Towa is great and Suisei is poopoo.
>>23895076thicc
>>23895090I always knew towafags were the Suisei antis.
>>23895013>You can hear the trash in her room in the last clipNever gets old.
>>23895070You 4chink fags deserves to be made fun of
>>23895053I'm glad Marine and Senshou don't play ARK anymore. Hope they start playing ARK to kill the fad completely.
...Awot
>>23895053>>23895079as she stream more games that are not ark she is exposing herself as to being absolutely clueless about pc gaming than pc master race than she claim she isdoes she cover more console gaming ior basic bitch gaming in her "alt" account??
Where the fuck is Noel?Was looking forward to ringed city in dark souls
>>23895033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b-F2Jsi5FgGet in here lads, dead hours are over.
Is there a way to watch Bilibili livestream in mpv?
>>23895095damn bitch you live like this yo
>>23895107>exposing herself as to being absolutely clueless about pc gamingThat makes her more cute than being in comfort zone for eternity.
>>23895021
>>23895013>>23895073god i had the impression about her being a more calm person from the coco streamlabs ad than the shrieking konosuba aqua gremlin she is being in those clipsimpressions have been shattered
>>23895120>stream ends when she gets ChampionThis is going to be a long one.
>>23894723Coco would unironically do this.
>my comment got likedSo we're pretty much married at this point right?
>>23895143Only if she follows you on twitter.
>>23895143Lucky you.
>>23895143>my comments will never get likedno point in living with this feel
>>23895120>>23895134What if she championed in first try? Will she continue playing it?
>>23894707>Aquafag>Zoomer PC hardwareSasuga aquafag
>>23895013>the hot ones are the crazy onesthey don't think it be like it is but it do.
Hey guys 5ch just said you're paying to keep someone else's girlfriend happy while you're going to die alone
>>23894723Lmao we need more of these
>>23895157Kind of like having a daughter when you think about it.
>Only 955 people waiting for coco's streamThis is it. Coco is finished.
>>23895157We all die alone
>>23894922
>>23895157>>23895165*hits pipe*
Guess Ill watch both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDe7TyqDkQ
>Coco is 15 seconds lateI can't believe she's dead...
>>23895157That's what happens when you pay any non-gf/wife female for anything
>>23895164i love that she keeps specifying that these images are free to use. gives me some serious "thanks lori" vibes
>>23895167Except Lyger, he's going to die with Masturi. Homicide/suicide is my bet.
>>23894299>>23894328Oh fuck its the anti SJW in the VN translation guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrm_6gDQ4c
>>23895157Yeah and?
>>23895168Chad
https://youtu.be/LsB_msyL6-cWhy is my Aqua so adorable? Her voice by itself doesn't even need make up.
>#cocopexCoco that only works if your name ends with an A.
Tune in to Moo-na later for some more seafags' /x/ shit https://youtu.be/MscCV7VzJZQ
>>23894903bro eat, that's not healthy
>>23895183God imagine dying by a creepy stalker that professes to love you while taking away your freedom of life
Coco should collab with Haachama, and do bloken English commentary.
Technical difficulties stream
>>238951575ch is dumb because it'll be alone and broke. Get it right. I don't want to go if I'm rich and my holo hasn't taken all my money yet.
>>23895175You killed her
I CAN'T BELIEVE COCO IS FUCKING DEAD
>>23895194she already has
>>23895132>>23895095>>23895156BUT WAIT, THERE IS MOREhttps://streamable.com/9nhgviplease support my crazy unstable crying paladin!
>>23895191wasted design....
>>23895192chinese govt. won't let him
>Coco actually reclining
>>23894332FBK acting is too good, she never showed her true self. Simp can't find any attachment with her.
>>23895204I'm retarded. I forgot to mention APEX.
>>23895183Did Lyger seriously say he was going to make Chris Benoit look like a joke? wtf..
>>23895165>>23895169fine I'll do it myself
>>23895200Did I do that?
There's nothing interesting in 5ch. I don't know why you guys even talk about them.
>>23895013>https://streamable.com/ri1m9rwhat's the context for this one
why pekora never do karoke stream bros
>>23895215Post hurts just a little bit, but I like humor.
>>23895206cute
>>23895194PPTrio ft. Haachama 4-player games when?
>>23895211Except Pekora is successful while doing that as well.
>>23895206Holy shit, is she like this most streams? These make me want to start watching her.
>>23895206in her defense dying to gargoyles would make anyone sperg out
>>23895194Didn't coco say she wanted to collab soon. They should play portal 2 together I bet that would be funny
>>23895212Also this with Marine as an added bonushttps://youtu.be/FU-41pvtLSY
>>23895223same reason she never did a single totsumachi. Shy as fuckShe did one 2 weeks ago but it's member only
>>23894783178cm69kgPekora!
>>23895223She can't really sing. Or maybe she can but not in her character voice, not without autotune.
>>23895235>Pekora>ShyKusa, what's next? pekora introvert? kusa, better drop this old narrative
>>23894962I am a girlMy favorite is Hoshikawa btw
>>23895206Why the FUCK is she not using a mace?
>>23895235Has she sang Snake eater?
>>23895190COCOPE
bros I can't believe she said this https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>23895222Demonetization of her account, but it got fixed later, and she is fine now.
>>23895251That works but in a different context.
>>23895231She's pretty chill 99% of the time. You get one or two per stream if it's a decent game.>>23895206I wonder if it bugs her that this is what people get out of her streams.
Hololive is dead
>>23895223https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1589822356127.webm
when will you niggers get moved off this board? fuck off
>>23895228>PPTrio...home
>>23895243According to her peers, she is introvert
>>23895263where we should go?>inb4 /v/
>>23895210I just looked and she has like 3000 viewers with nobody else streaming.
>>23895206I can't tell if she's acting or not. Flare would just do a small exclamation, laugh a bit, deep breath, try again.
>>23894783192cm100kgOkayu
>>23895235I should become a peko member
Roberu!!!https://files.catbox.moe/mjgtaz.webm (embed)https://files.catbox.moe/0mtwu7.mp4 (embed)
>>23895263*slaps you on the face* never lol, cope
>>23894783175 cm~65kgKorone
>>23895270>>>/trash/
>>23894555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_puDclj10Og
>>23895279hi /v/
>>23895263Cocope harder.
>>23895263literally seethe
>>23895243Online persona does not fully reflect real person (except maybe Matsuri), her co-workers has said she is shy in person so many times
>>23895273based giantchad
>>23895285>>23895284>>23895283go back to /v/
>>23895206>that thumpi think she hit herself in her freakout and caused her to start cryingi fucking hope
R-RAT
>>23895245show pits or gtfo
Jesus, that scared the hell out of me.
>>23895268>they just put ayame in some random spot because neither of them know anything about her
>>23895294Fuck off, no one wants to see 3dpd pits
>>23895013imagine noel angrily smothering you in her tits
>>23895290That doesn't look like a hololive girl, who is that vtuber?
>>23895300i want to tbhwy
>>23895268>Noel>Normal???
I started playing APEX so I could have a chance of playing with Holos but I've been moved out of the beginner pool of players and only get to play with level 200+ players. Now I'll never be able to play with Coco...
>Noel will never ride your cock then have a complete breakdown screaming and crying while you explode the greatest orgasm of your life inside her
I got banned for 3 days fellas, just for saying n-word and f-word, is this really the future of this board... effing sensitive tweetchsheets
>>23895245Based
>>23895307do you play on the asia server they play on to begin with?
>>23895272I really can't tell. On one hand you get these situations which make her look fragile yet she is also the same person who grinded hours upon hours against the Nameless King until victorious which suggests great mental fortitude.
>>23895224It kinda works the other way round too.All the work they put into planning for streams, setting up collabs, interacting with fans, brainstorming on what to do on the next stream and how to improve; enjoying the fan art, reading the fans' messages of support, the streamer and everyone has a good time but for what.At the end of the day when they graduate, the fans will die along with the character at the hands of hololive. It's like furnishing a house with your love that's just going to get demolished in 20 years no questions asked.What was all that effort for?Why even bother?
>>23895302go back to /v/ if you dont respect the culture of /jp/ then.
>>23895314Yeah.
>>23895263be careful i literally just got banned for saying the very same thing as you
>>23895317>the fans will die along with the characterNot me
>>23895319play with towa
>>23895224It's just old pasta
>>23895306That's the menhera grouping
>>23895316But the culture of /jp/ is vtubers, they are the fastest and most popular threads here my dude
>>23895317Who hurt you anon? If I had such negative thoughts all the time, I do, I would be a goner. Not that you're really wrong.
>>23895317To make mad cash while it lasts. Careers in streaming for the vast majority of people are short lived things and popularity can come and go in an instant. Any of them that are thinking ahead will have gone into it with this in mind.
>>23895324No, I would never miss a chance to watch Towa live
>>23895323yeah not me either but they have no way of knowing thatthat's the pointlessness and helplessness of it all
>>23895317>What was all that effort for?I don't know, how about a 6 figure income? Dumb shit.
>>23895317we posting depression hours now?
>>23895328the entire boards history doesnt matter just because you came here for a fad? fuck off
>>23895306Noel doesn't seem very otaku so I agree with them
>>23895339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW3WddVrmvY Choco-sensei ARK
aki has a nice voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXgYHlR8ww
>>23895307I got carried by a kagura mea fan to champ earlier today, felt so dirty.
>>23895268Kanata and Choco's placement I didn't expect. Is Kanata really as nerdy as someone like Korone? I haven't watched her much, but she didn't give off that vibe.
>>23895268REEEEEEEE!!
>>23895339I'll take depression hours over the other dumb stuff that's for sure. At least I can go happy still if Hololive is still alive.
>>23895351azki, missed a z... whoops bros...
Coco would be more tolerable if she just used her Kson voice desu
>>23895351AZki or Aki? Either way your statement is correct.
>>23895314do they play on tokyo-1, 2 or 3?
>>23895339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dsI1b_d3fI
>>23895340/jp/ is the vtuber containment board, we will let you continue to post here though no worries friend
>>23895317That's kind of just life bro. Doing the daily grind, feeling the sweat of your brow with no assurance of success. Sometimes it's a hit, more often than not it's a miss. You build yourself up, slowly but surely improving day by day, week by week- sometimes relapsing into your worse habits rendering your efforts null and other times having a stroke of inspiration and breaking through the roof. No matter how great the success, or how tragic the failure, we'll all get put 6 feet under anyway. Just ride the tiger brah.
>>23895351>Fake.Fake.FakeSo AZKi is the shitest and fakest hololive?
Luna will do an ASMR stream today!
https://youtu.be/y2Y6UPdLVyM
>>23895353Have you watched her Shinymas streams? Kanata can ramble all day about outfits and designs.
Coco...
>>23895346I keep forgetting what stream this was from.
>>23895353As they said, Miko and Coco were ranking based on how they know them personally so maybe they act quite differently from when they are on character.
>>23895370Watching people who have little experience in FPS games play FPS games is physically painful to me.
>>23895377the witches house
>>23895361Beats me I just pick 1. I was trying to see what Coco's was but she never moved her head far enough to reveal the number.
>>23895356Flare...
>>23895366/jp/ also is a containment for the trash of idols and JAV, but that isnt culture. what makes you think you are so special? some shitty fad that SEAkids love to simp for just because they said their name in wacky engrish
Also whoever said that Flare can't draw yesterday, she just got an ipad and posted the first drawing she did on it.
>>23894783170cm59kgCurrently Korone, though I'm not that loyal to any of em.There's something peculiar with the way she moves if you actually paid attention to her 3d's AND she's actually smart in reaching her audience.But for fuck sake I can never catch up with any of her stream, I don't think she even fucking sleep. Her schedule makes her look like a neet but her movement makes her looks like she /fit/The fuck is she? Do you guys think she used drugs? What narcotics do you guys think she's using? I'm legit confused.
>>23895268This chart is already 2 months old, jeez where did the time go...
>>23895353The chart makes more sense when you see them actually put it on there. Aqua would basically be on top of Kanata if they didn't just slide her into that position.
THE CHART IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>23895361they actually play on singapore a lot to avoid snipers
>>23895392This
>>23895317Why sleep when you'll get tired again?Why drink when you'll get thirsty again?Why eat when you'll get hungry again?Why live when you're going to die eventually?Unless you're some celestial being that transcends our notion of rationality in all aspects, people should have no business in thinking on such a large, broad scale while also being a gloomy bitch.
>only 6k during dead hoursCoco really did recline...
>>23895395less lag for me, even better
>>23895392this chart.
>>23895397>Why sleep when you'll get tired again?>Why drink when you'll get thirsty again?>Why eat when you'll get hungry again?>Why live when you're going to die eventually?What does it mean if you have these thoughts daily?
>>23895386Why can everyone draw but me?
>Singing a duet soloTenshi...
>>23895353she's a hardcore idol otaku, has doruota video series even
Why does coco sound like shit?
>>23895395Well Coco right now is for sure on one of the Tokyo GCE servers.
>>23895386I don't know why anyone would say Flare can't draw, it's well know she was a drawfag in her previous life.
>>23895395do they actually? i know the ark server is a Singapore server
>>23895378kanata and choco were there too and they mostly agreed or they didnt want to say much, but htey were there
>>23895405towa...
>>23895405Can you put effort into achieving your goals? Are you going to do it?It's impossible to stay bad at drawing if you really put your mind to it.
>>23895398Without asacoco she would be around luna/towa level.
>>23895405>>23894986Come and have fun with us. You'll get better as you do.
>>23895206The avatar being stuck in a happy state makes this more uncomfortable for me.
>sensei playing ark againsomeone... save her PLEASE
>>23895385Threads that move fast enough to break 4chan so much they had to restrict them to 2000 replies and still fill up multiple times a day is what helps to make /hlg/ the culture of /jp/ my good chum. Like I said don't worry we won't get rid of you and your shooter game pals. We will even let the classic idols stay for now.
>>23895404It means you're a pseudo intellectual that's just figured out there's no real reason to do anything and that the value of life is arbitrarily decided by each individual.
>>23895415>Can you put effort into achieving your goals? Are you going to do it?That's a double no from me.
>>23895404That you're an individual. If you answer those questions you'll be all the better for it.>>23895405Just draw. It's gonna suck and be shit, but keep drawing anyway until it starts to suck less and look less shittier.
>>23895405It's okay anon, I can't draw either. I put all of my free time into videogames so that's what I'm really good at doing.
>not supposed to stream ark>not supposed to stream apex>not supposed to stream gachashitwtf are they supposed to stream then retards
>Coco reclines>no expectations to meet>Comfortable Smart Coco.
>>23895429porn game
>>23895429Cheetahmen 2
>>23895429Minecraft
Tenshi needs to use that deeper voice more often
>>23895429minecraft
>>23895243>>23895287>>23895268https://youtu.be/6KtGqBtDZrU
>>23895429JRPGs because they're SO FUN to watch
>>23895268I'm surprised the ones with ASMR as hobbies aren't skewed more on the otaku side given how expensive a hobby that is to get to with the specialized equipment and setups.
>>23895429Good western games like Doom and Halo
>>23895429Horror games
>>23895429There's a shit ton of games out there, but if you're talking about continuous MP Minecraft would be decent.
>>23895429bad rats
>>23895377https://youtu.be/n3I4C2kTUpA?t=6332
>>23895411I'm guessing they got the impression from a doodling collaboration, like the one she did with Fubuki and Watame recently. But even then those weren't bad, she was just aiming for a watercolor aesthetic.>>23895425Well that's why everyone but you can draw. They don't have a loser's mindset.
>>23895429FF14
>>23895432>Borrega (Negro)Who you callin' nigger?
>>23895435Miko would love this so much if only youtube wouldn't ban her.
>>23895429Aqua is bringing back minecraft
>>23895432post that third world facebook group
>>23895443>HaloAt least it isin't half-life
PPT is going to disappear bros...
>>23895442Pretty sure "otaku" here doesn't mean "has a hobby" so much as "is a disgusting animefag".
>>23895442Miko and Coco aren't the smartest people. We are more Otaku than all of them so obviously we should place them correctly.
>YUIFuck me. It's beens years since I heard this song. T_T
>>23895429SmackDown vs RAW 2007
>>23895429FF14 like classic niji girl haha
>>23895455I wish Coco played Black Mesa instead.
>>23895367Based and agreed. The reality is, on the universal scale there isn't a point to anything we do... But life can have meaning, it's all meaning you put into it. You can choose to lay down and just ride the wave or work and try to make something out of it, something that means something to you. This anon is right.
>>23895380>>23895448Thanks bros.
>>23895429One-off single player games. More fucking variety is all I'm asking. Why much everything be a multiplayer trend setter or a gacha?
>>23895432>despues de derrotar a kizuna ailmfao
>>23895429Vampirism Fire
>>23895435watching miko play rance!
I have no choice but to cry
>>23895429GTA V Online
>>23895459makes sense
How do you guys deal with going to sleep knowing you could miss a live stream? How do I set up an alarm that'll wake me up when my Holo is about to stream?
>>23895468agreed brother, one-off single player games are more fun to watch.
>>23895414>>23895415>>23895417>>23895427>>23895428Lads I'm not going to make it.
>>23895429MinecraftTowa was all alone on the Hololive server...
>>23895474She would love it.
>>23895484Very cute pekobro
>>23895460I wouldn't say all of them. I am still in awe of Marin being able to identify Touhou characters from all the series via face only.
>>23895461>>23895475Fuck, why am I imagining PPT having to retire earlier than the other 4th Gens because of her ear condition. Fuck.
>>23895484cute peko
>>23895481Just watch the archive
>>23895429>ARK, ARK and gacha are LITERALLY the only video games that exist
>>23895450id rather ayame stream that than nothing but then shed have to introduce us to her boyfriend
>>23895485>tfw Aqua passed by Towa's house but wasn't sure who's it was>didn't even play a prank on it
>>23895452I wish I could watch Miko play porn games.
>>23895429Katawa Shoujo
>>23895490I need to hug the tenshi
>>23895481i often fall alseep during miko's twilight forest runs until she screams because it's 3am burger time but get enough energy to catch her later streams
>>23895497d-don't... narrativebros nooo stop!!!
>>23895497The 4th gens really missed out on the golden age of minecraft shenanigans.
>>23895481Just know her schedule and be awake from her first tweet until the last.
>>23895329>>23895367>>23895397Yeah I'm not a gloomy person, I just know how to think gloomy. Just like I'm not a bundle of sunshine but you've got to know how to think positive to keep on going.I say that it will all turn to null but it never really will, innit? 50 years from now on some corner of the internet there will still be traces of old hololive posts and discussions archived from decades ago. Even fans who have long forgotten hololive: maybe they'll try to make others smile a bit more, laugh a bit more, without really remembering why. The things you experience will never leave you as long as you never leave them. The videos may be long gone, youtube shut down and archives purged and no one will remember every single antic of theirs but the essence of them will always sit in your mind somewhere. It's kind of beautiful isn't it? Point is, don't be unhappy that it will be over, be happy that it is happening and enjoy as much of it as you canbecause you still can.
>>23895429
>>23895499Didn't HoloCN Artia say that playinh VN's is one of the reasons she is trying to get into twitch?
>>23895490I'm going to pretend I never read this and continue enjoying her singing stream
Make sure to supa Fubuki to congratulate her song reaching 1M views!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFgUluV_00s
>>23895474>>23895512would miko look or rape
>>23895452I want Miko to play Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
>>23895515you cant play any good ones on twitch either bilibili is just retarded and bans shit like DDLC too
>>23895512>Sengoku Rance was taken off of Twitch's list of banned gamesLets get Artia to play it.
>>23895490If she ever does have to retire for medical reasons I'm sure she will still be around in the background helping everyone else out like A-chan does
I would akasupa to any Rance or Evenicle stream, even if it was Towa
>>23895497That's not what happened, what really happened was Aqua spent 3 hours demolishing the house piece by piece and then threw all of it into some lava and left a sign right next to where Towa's bed is that says "LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE"
>>23895481by living in a based timezone
>>23895520In my mind, I believe Miko would rape.
PPT is doing a singing stream, please have her as your background noise!>>23895519bless fbking
>>23895533
4th gen is so tragic
>>23895534Thanks for the reminder.
>>23895520Rape saves you an action fan you'd eventually use to declare war on Houjou, it's the objectively superior option.
>>23895521kek
Shes doing great!
How true is this statement?
>>238955414th gen is great!Except Towa of course
>ASMR beyblade buildingwhy is kaoru the best star?
choking tenshi
COCO'S TEAM DID IT
>>23895540this is the face of someone who has raped before, haachama is not safe in australia nor japan
>click coco apex>YOU ARE THE CHAMPIONnani the fuck
>>23895554He's a boomer that understands his audience
>>23895549Pretty true
If korone wants my American love she's going to have to get BLACKED
>>23895558>>23895560
>>23895554this is both creative and hilarious
yabei flashbacks
>>23895554Can't wait
>>23895549Anon just what do you think the word idol means? It doesn't mean be a gachikoi.
>>23895554I also like his comfy fishing streams
>>23895541>PPT wanting to become an idol/singer despite of her ear problems>Towa falling to her clumsiness and low self-esteem problems>Luna and her past life problems>Watame and her internet>Coco unrequited love for KiryuTragic indeed.
>>23895554God that's fucking based I use to make beyblades 20 years ago
>>23895564Jesus that wraiths back must hurt
>>23895549A lot of women probably want to have the amount of confidence marine does, so pretty true
>>23895564Top APEX gameplay experience!
>>23895571>Luna and her past life problemsWhat's this?
>>23895579Luna was bullied out of Nijisanji
PITCH PERFECT TENSHIthis is actually my first time watching her singing streams, pretty good
>>23895481It's not like they will magically notice you if you even watching their livestream.
>>23895574Singlehandedly removed 1/5 of players from the map
>>23895549pekora herself doesn't seem to believe it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lju8xvCovc
>>23895574Looks like one of my games when i play with an apex predator friend tbdesu
>>23895554Tamiya mini 4wd ASMR next?
>>23895588Shut your mouth. She always says thanks for my akasupas
>>23895591Is it because being a successful streamer looks easy unless you have actually tried it?
>>23895432>esacaca>subaru=pato>Tetas(encabronada)>idolo fallidaoh man i cant....
>I can't work now without Choco's Ark BGM...
>>23895554This really takes me back. I was that kid who foolishly thought these things could spin forever while engaging in epic clashes against other beyblades. Words could not describe the disappointment and cope when I tried them out the first time.
>>23895585>pitch>perfectKanata...
>>23895594Nah next up is the Hasegawa 1/72 F-22 Mobius 1 model building stream
>>23895595Have you wrote any messages and has she read them? Mine has and it wasn't my akasuupa
>>23895595You gotta be vtuber yourself so you can do collabs with them. That's the ultimate recognition.A lot of vtuber clipper that I know is starting to make their own vtuber just so they get notice by the hologirls.It's dumb, but people do that.You should do that too and hold your red SC for streaming set ups.
Nice English PPT
>>23895429Age of Empires II
>>23895603Let me know when the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon building stream's up.
>>23895603>F-22 Mobius 1 model building stream
>>23895571towa...
>i don't speak english but i rabu youthank you kanata
Oh no, Kanata is now trying to communicate with her chat in English!
but i dont rabu you ppt
>>23895466since you're here, I clipped something recently that I think you would be able to appreciateyou've probably already listened to her twitcast but still, this clip is nice to listen tohttps://files.catbox.moe/pbjhem.mp3
>>23895613She tried her best
EOPs RISE UP
>>23895596if that were the case she'd have been saying it sincerely
>>23895598nah man the real enjoyment came when you smahed your beyblade on top of your brother's and watching those frail shits fall apart then you looked at the latino kids playing with their trompos and deciding their trompos were much more fun to fucking smash one on top of the other
>>23895629Another chuuba claimed
Here's an advice to JSL and JOP, stop losing.
EOPs can't stop winning!
But I rabu Rem.
>>23895622>>23895624Is this true holobros? Did Kanata really say she rabu you?
>>23895629MOAR KORNOE TRANSLATIONS YOU FAGGOT /JA/Ps
>>23895508This makes me laugh because when I woke up early I saw Lyger comment on Matsuri's 4:30AM - Goodnight/Good morning tweet 4 hours later saying good night.
I just started watching chuubas 3 days ago and now I can't stop...
Kanata singing Daze, finally.
How do we save her
>matsuri and ppt love EOPsJOPbros...
>>23895432>GuauGuau>MiauMiauGets me everytime .
>>23895429DOS2 co-op
>>23895639English pls
>>23895645Jesus fucking christ
>>23895645>Nooooooo why are you enjoying a game I don't
>>23895645Buy all her voice packs, buy her membership, sell your soul to her.
>>23895648too hard for them
>>23895645Server Shut down
>>23895656Should I do the same with her roommate too?
>>23895643That's what happens, they drag you down the rabbit hole. All of them are too wholesome
>>23895645Sensei...
>>23895645sensei really needs to breed
the only collab i want is them fucking
>>23895645Someone needs to just hug her tight and tell her to let go of Ark..
>>23895664If you're a maple prince, go for it.
Translate my fucking streams JOPs
>>23895645Dead by daylight....
>>23895643Accept it, love them, and continue to love them but don't get Soo Min'd or lyger'd.
>>23895645>I thought you edited that>I looked and it's actually that badJesus....it's worse than I thought, what happened to all her GTAV streams?
>>23895658They can pick the difficulty
>>23895643Who was your gateway chuuba?
>>23895645holy shit not even Miko was this addicted during RagnarokMiko and Coco should organize the boss battle soon to free sensei from her suffering
Is there a chart like this for the Holos somewhere?https://i.imgur.com/yfQfjnm.jpg
>>23895671Maybe on twitcast
Kanata has a good voice and amazing highs but she seems too inconsistent? I dunno how to express it but it's hard to get emerged in her singing.
>>23895639It takes too much time to do it for free.
who's the most /fa/ holo after mio?
>>23895678Her GTA V streams are in her main channel
>>23895674Shut up about English translation already. Trash can't even speak Japanese and wants to watch Japanese vtubers.
>>23895686she skips beat
>>23895688Coco for the adidas tracksuits
>>23895645>Choco is a great chuuba according to /hlg/
>>23895643Welcome and don't worry mate, I'm a newfag myself, just try to act like you're an oldfag around here and hush hush.
>>23895645Her bgm streams btw are just "I'm playing Ark in my private time but I might as well stream and let you guys watch.". What's more disturbing is she still plays Ark in her private private time off stream.
>>23895678It's on her main ch.
>>23895688Senchou wears Hazard so she must be /fa/.
>>23895683why would you need 1, holo barely has 30 members
>>23895681I don't even remember how but it started with a few pekora videos which I found very funny. Then I started watching all of hololive liked them all. I'm watching kanata right now.
>half of choco's streams are with her eyes closedhow does she do it
Do not worry anons, Sensei's endgame is her buying a farm and playing ARK irl. She's just simulating farm life.
>>23895689>>23895698Oh yeah I forgot all about the split channel
>>23895683moruru....
>>23895645Is Ark really a game that you can enjoy playing solo? The server must be pretty dead most of the day now that everyone has abandoned the game. To be honest I never quite followed ark streams and still have no idea what the fuck they are doing.
>>23895704Based 箱推しchad
>>23895705Either glasses glitch or she squinted her eyes playing.
>>23895645>there are lonely japanese women playing breeding simulators while I'm stuck here alone on another continentit's not fair
>>23895710>abandonedimagine being this delusional, minecraft won't make a comeback lol
skeletons are cool
>>23895710find dinosaurride dinosaurforce it to headbutt bigger dinosaurride bigger dinosaurforce it to headbutt even bigger dinosaur
>>23895642kek good morning is fine but good night 4 hours later is uhh
>>23895688Delicious armpits! Hmm, they're all very close to being hikkis in real life, fashion is probably not their strong point. Some even stream in PJs.
>>23895716Shouldn't she have a galaxy-size dinosaur by this point then?
what bigbrain stream is haachama planning next?"i will end the stream when somebody say 草" ?
>>23895683Who was the niji that literally moan during a stream? due to her "cat" boyfriend
>>23895645Choco really wants to breed huh. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for her own good.
>>23895716Don't you fucking raise them too something? My normalfag dudebro friend says he breeds eggs for irl money
>>23895723I'd watch this
>>23895715Yeah! Skeletons are cool!
>>23895710Aki and Choco-sensei seems to also enjoy the base building aspect of the game which gives you a lot of stuff to try and build.
>>23895709Luna is inifinitely better.
Waking up to Kanata's utawaku is the best thing ever.
>>23895720If anything, I'm more surprised that despite being hikkis all the holos are able to dress themselves properly.
>>23895734What makes you so sure they're able to?
>>23895709Whoa Luna used to look like THAT. . .
>>23895733
>>23895710it's a different flavor of minecraft is the best way i can describe italso like >>23895730said akichoco factory has a lot of decorations going on and they enjoy it
>>23895723Haachama?!
>>23895734Do you meet each one everyday or something?
WAKE UP MIKO YOU HAVE A STREAM IN AN HOUR
>>23895723the anti stream was legitimately admirable, takes some amount of guts to look directly at all your failings and publicise them like thatespecially since I think she was picking stuff that was hitting a lot closer to home than most hater streams do
I do wonder if those people translating the videos ever see what is happening and regret it.
>>23895715Yeaah! skeletons are cool! I am Roberu! Yeah!
Happy Choco!
>>23895733i can't believe kanata kill all the 4th gen
>>23895723I'm surprised she hasn't done like blindfold bunnyman/getting over it yet
>>23895733Good morning anon. You woke up at the right time.
>>23895736I'm dedicated.
>>23895723Haachama actually comes up with some pretty fun ideas and is pretty dedicated to being creative. Poor child's just too dumb to execute them properly.
>>23895737WASTED DESIGN
>>23895734based on most anecdotes they aren't all that good wish fashion
>>23895738I love this tensh
>>23895756>tfw haachama spends all day brainstorming streaming ideas instead of paying attention in class
>>23895763Oh no...
>>23895746It's bittersweet.
>>23895744Miko...
It's weird thinking about all the tiers of new. Like, during previous vtuber eras you'd get people in waves whenever something happened. Now there's a constant influx of new people and instead of being able to sort anons by era of knowledge, something commonly known a week ago is lost again as people are cycled.
>>23895758It's not her fault. She was bullied by the panda!
>>23895429>Touhou PoFV (against each other)>Any moege VN>Lamunation>Fallout 1 and 2>Deus Ex>Dwarf Fortress>Nethack>Team Fortress 2>Space Station 13
>>23895771>Space Station 13You know this will never happen. ;_;
>>23895756I'm really impressed how Haachama called herself on her own totsumachi and managed to get a conversation going
>>23895746Nope they are so worked up in receiving praise from strangers on the internet and telling other translators how to do things better they don't realize or worse don't care.
>>23895748>>23895645Why anyone would want to take ARK from Choco when she gets this excited from little things like getting better dinos is beyond me.
>>23895744miko reclined to hard
>>23895752She had a bunnyman stream where she started to brag about all of the stages she cleared during practice only to fall into the first pit and die ending her stream.
>holos start playing apex>notice that some of them are much better than i am>no fucking japanese girl tuber is goin to be better than me>strive to get betterthey made me addicted to apex now.
>>23895429/v/tards here don't even know what games are stream viable and will suggest boring ass games
Anyone have issues with chat replay constantly freezing? How do I fix this?
>>23895723Ok I gonna stream until someone in chat say secret wordChat: Kusa[RETARD SCREAMING][Outro rolls]
>>23895776
>>23895733putting my pp in the tenshi
>>23895780Sometimes refreshing youtube works.
>>23895771>Touhou PoFV (against each other)I can see this happening one day, maybe.>Dwarf FortressI wish.
>>23895746what's happening?
>>23895734I mean it's not that hard to look like a functioning member of society. Shave, wear a t-shirts and some pants, baam. You're an NPC.
>>23895780Yeah, no idea aside from closing it and reopening it. It's retarded and annoys the hell out of me because I'm following chat.
>>23895746Nah, too busy getting praised by EOPs so why regret
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1263364899574407168?s=19So she's doing a totsu with english speakers? You guys better send some funny shit
>>23895789It.
zehi...
>>23895778I would be, but it takes way too fuckin long to find a match so I uninstalled
Based nekopunch saving the holos from apex despairwhy are you not good in apex and saving your holos mid-stream?
>>23895794>What's wrong with that? What's wrong with sucking dick?!
>>23895794It's our time to English speaking Haatons to shine!
>>23895800I spend all my time watching them.
>>23895785someone stop her before she free falls
>>23895773I wonder if she cried afterwards because barely anyone called.
So this is what going deaf sounds like...
>>23895779This is the worst fucking part. People keep thinking that just because a game is good makes it stream viable. The best example is terraria, I think its one of the best games I've ever played but holy shit is it boring to watch
>>23895800because ARK is better.
>>23895794>>23895794I wish haachama wouldn't push the English angle, her English is pretty terrible and pretty much every other facet of her existence is more interesting
>>23895756Haato's seriously high spec when you break it down. She's just below Matsuri in idol power which puts her way up there, has a wide array of talents and comes up with great content.I think I'd describe her as careless sooner than stupid. It feels like it'd take some small shift for her to just slide into being an A-tier holo as numbers go.
>her illness is true
What the heck is this song
>>23895817It sounds like someone put lyrics to a Yuzo Koshiro song
>>23895798are you just starting? might be why.it used to happen to me but i started playing ranked and i actually got all the way to silver 5after a few days and now i find matches really quick. goal is diamond although the way you gain rank in apex is trash, you really just have to finish top 3 and you get good points even if u avoid fighting.
>>23895794>IM COOMMIIINGG *BUUURRP*
>>23895816just listen to her current singing stream, she's tone deaf... kanatabros???
PPTenshi...
>>23895810This desu
>>23895805God that was such a great stream
>>23894982I was working on myself, but then lockdown happened and I found out about Hololive and all that stopped.I can barely wrestle my mind away from streams, or these threads to write a few sentences of a report that's supposed to be due for today.
>>23895798stop playing on the ausfag servers, jap takes under 10 seconds
>>23895794It's notIt's just the same as the kanji reading one but EnglishAnd instead of ending the stream she just get punishment when doing something wrong
>>23895812>>23895815i rather have haato try to speak spanish
>people seriously think kanata is better than towarepent and apologize right now
>>23895812She probably feels like she has to because she lives in Australia and her live2d avatar is a blonde.
>>23895812It's a point of pride. If her English isn't good by the time she returns to Japan, it means that she sacrificed years of comfort and community for absolutely nothing. Other than a streaming career that brings her in thousands of dollars a week. But you know.
>>23895824Maybe I was imagining it but she seemed to lose track of the beat for a bit too, either that or she's just struggling to get the words out as fast as she needs to.
>>23895816One more reason to enjoy every minute of her singing for us.
>>23895779DOOM, Halo MCC Coop campaigns, Gears, Destiny, Borderlands, Battlefield 4, FALLOUT 76
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Y6UPdLVyMbros? you told me kanata was good at singing?
>>23895794Fuuuck I need a Twitter. Why did she have to do it now, I have a final tomorrow morning aaaaaahhhh
>>23895794Someone better send her "Has anyone ever been as far as decided"
>>23895812It's the only way she'll get to use/practice English at the moment.
coco...
>>23895816Her first singing stream's description had 天使、命を削って歌います Tenshi cutting life to sing
Holo eyetracker stream when
I believe that one day you two will be able to play together again.
>>23895847>It's the only way she'll get to use/practice English at the moment.What are you talking about, she's in Australia, surrounded by English speakers.
Surely we have a few translator fags here, right?
>>23895835They're both great in their own ways!
>>23895838Imagine the smell
>>23895861kanashit is nowhere near towa, apply yourself
>>23895859No, they larp and call eyverone eops
>>23895857I think he's saying that because Australia is presumably locked down, she's not going to class right now.I don't know if that's true, though.
>>23895812I like when she speaks it though, its cute as fuck
Towa's voice is disgusting desu
>>23895857Anon there's a lockdown, she's stuck at home taking online classes that she sleeps through.
>>23895835Towa wouldn't want you putting down her friends
>>23895864exit the thread, towafag
Watame is a better singer than Kanata by a mile
>>23895870>friendsright, they're such good friends they're never collabing with herfuck right off with gen 4
>>23895869Anon I'm in lockdown too, I can still talk to my neighbours. They're literally next door.
>>23895864Numbers say the opposite
>>23895829she might sing the same songs fairly often but she spices it up and it's always a good time
>>23895835why are towafags like this?
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1263366053049991168You guys better not forget what happens 2 days from now
>>23895878>numbersYeah aqua is clearly the best hololive singer right? Lol
>>23895877You really think Haachama talks to her neighbours, let alone knows their names?
I can't believe Towabros were like this all along, what the fuck?
>>23895878my ears say otherwisehave you tried checking yourself for menieres?
>>23895883Are you implying she isn't?
>>23895881zehi...
hololives singing competition when
>>23895884You really think if she needs to practice her English she can't work to find ways to do that?
>>23895890I don't think this website could handle the amount of shitflinging
Why are (You) not watching our girl Coco-tan right now?
>>23895891You mean like...doing English streams...?
HaatoRisu when
>>23895885>>23895880I've had it for far too long with you shits ripping on Towa day and nightIf you can't handle it then leave
>>23895845?
>>23895895I'm watching Kanatan sing and crying inside because it's clear she's slowly becoming deafer and deafer
>>23895895Korone said go do your reps.
Choco no...
>>23895891She could also practice with her friends. Oh wait.
>>23895874I feel like Kanata has more range, but Watame is overall the better singer when the song is within her vocal range.
Remember to not reply to obvious baiting antifags.
>>23895890None of them are much better than average at singing and the vast majority are bad seems like it would be embarrassing for the idol brand.
>>23895899PPTbros did nothing to you, how horrible. No dignity.
>>23895895Because I'm watching Kanata.
>>23895899towa...
>a dino made choco cryGlad they're extinct
>>23895895im watching someone better at the game
>>23895833Yeah I just saw her youtube title, darn thought she was doing something with the fans.
>>23895902Bruo...
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>23895913Wtf I hate dinosaurs now.
Sensei...
Choco...
>>23895913Don't worry. That spino is on timeout now.
>>23895916the virgin coco vs the chad kuzuha
I actually like this apex stream, its breaking coco so much it makes her break character.
>>23895919Taking bets whether she would survive longer this time compared to her kanji reading stream
>>23895899Dont tarnish tarnish Towa's name with this useless arguments. Just support her in your own way. This is not the way of the kenzoku bro. Be in peace with other holobros.
>Watches Miko for the first time>Not the top Vtuber in YoutubeWhy does mankind have shit taste, bros?
>>23895937hello, mankind
>>23895933He's not a Towabro, he's a false flagger anti, and it's obvious, stop replying to him.
>>23895895I will watch her after she fucking stop making a weird noise and scream at everything
>>23895916Have you considered watching someone playing a better game instead?
>>23895937She's just not all that
>>23895937Miko is for enlightened folk
>>23895937she doesn't need to be number one, she's perfect in the middle of the pack
>>23895939I see. I'm too retarded to realize it's a bait.
Anyone who hates any Holo is not a real fan and is just a falseflagger from /v/.
>>23895913I don't play ARK. How rare was the spino that was accidentally killed?
>sensei still frowningI cant keep watching this
>>23895938Hello too, fellow mankind.
>>23895950What if I hate the Nijis?
>>23895942you >>23895779
>>23895937Text-to-Speech would be more comfortable to listen to than her voice.
>>23895937Not all are Elite.
>>23895932Depends how complex the english is, I think she has a pretty basic grasp of the language
>>23895937https://streamable.com/2k9joq
>>23895956Can't get much worse than ARK.
>>23895952higher level dinos are rare from what i learned, she probably wanted to use it for her breeding facility anyways
>>23895960it gets me everytime how matsuri looks at her
Sad Choco is breaking my heart.
>>23895937The world doesn’t revolve around you
>>23895963Cute.
>>23895966あー
>>23895952somewhat rare, and that one had particularly good stats i think.
>>23895913>Choco actually cryingIf only...
These hours sure have been slow for streams lately. Though I'm happy with Kanata.
>>23895960tfw havent had pekomiko in a while nowalso it's nice to see haato collab with the others, it's sorta depressing to see how isolated she seems to feel
>>23895955Then you need to fix your mindset and stop blindly hating things based on some imagined brand loyalty. I doubt you've even watched 10% of their members for any notable duration.
>>23895937She's great, but she's niche. Miko is a lovely chuuba and a lovely girl.
>>23895950>muh /v/ boogyman
>>23895975B-but I must consoom...
>>23895974hopefully we'll get more pekomiko when or if the rona is overand poor haato, she started losing it without the interaction of the other holos
>>23895937Because she's too elite for the plebs.
>>23895966悲しい...
I want to blast my creamy cummy in senchou tummyGlaze her belly with my unborn babyBully her wombyLet her bully my peepeeyPumpy my pistony OwOMommy marine wanky wanky my genySquirty squirt my seedy inside her wombyI want her to force ejaculate me with every part of her body OwO
>>23895937I don't want Miko to get too popular like Korone or Pekora, so she's perfect where she is at right now.
>>23895987https://twitter.com/LesbianT72/status/1263223279843790848
>>23895987cringe
>>23895979you're not really doing yourself any favor with that kneejerk /v/ response
Why do 35p think miko is some fine, acquired taste that only the enlightened have when really she's just not the best at anything? There's nothing wrong with admitting that your tuber just isn't for everyone, but there's no need to put her on a pedestal to try and justify it either
>>23894796>>23894827>>23895987
>>23895987草
>>23895987
I missed all of Kanata sweet angelic singing tonight...
>>23895979using /v/ memes to try to convince someone you're not from /v/ is not very convincing.
>>23895937You should into her career's history. You'll like her more.,
>>23895996look at that smug face asking to get slapped by a cock
>>23895993take your meds dial 8 schizo
>>23895999It's still ongoing anon, but you missed a lot of the good stuff.
>>23895948>>23895989correct, less fans a more intimate time for when miko hosts her own meetup for 35p
>>23895896>You mean like...doing English streams...?An English stream isn't exactly conversational English now, is it? She can get shit completely wrong and a text chat isn't nearly responsive enough to alert her to that, is it?
>>23895987I want to have rough passionate with Sencho, and after burying it deep inside and releasing as much seed as possible I want her to pull out slowly, pat my head and call me a good girl
>>23895994You gotta throw out some actual criticisms against my girl, so I can tackle them.I think that the things she's best at tend to be things that are overlooked in this industry.She doesn't have typical talents to market. I do agree Miko isn't for everyone though.
>>23895896Doing English streams with someone who actually speaks proper English would work, doing solo English streams wouldn't help much.
>>23896008Based
>>23894328It is impossible to reply like a normal fucking person, Now I love watching Korone but this is just plain fucking weird.
>>23896008This guy gets it.
watch Mikoti's live in 30 minutes, I'll be a short one because she has her sponsored VN exclusive at 8pmhttps://youtu.be/ylPoStaq2MA
>>23896011Saying stuff like everyone else has shit taste because they don't like Miko doesn't really say much about what she's good at
>>23896009Haachama's poor English is just RP just like her not being able to read kanji, which she did just fine reading the anti marshmallows. You can watch her stream with Civia or something like that. She speaks English OKish already and her real voice is lower too.
>>23896019Sorry Choco's not in the mood to lick anything tonight.
>>23895948>>23895989>>23896008Imagine being so selfish as to not want your favorite chuuba to be more successful.I expected better from 35p.
>>23896003Yeah she's great as mashiro too.
>>23896020That's regular 4channel talk. Here's this overly long, pretentious post I wrote about Miko's good points: >>23790358
>>23896023She's trying to cheer herself up by playing with her new twins.
>>23896023What happened?
>Towafags>just repeat the same meme pic every threadautism
>>23896023Choco...
>>23896022>Haachama's poor English is just RPSo that just disqualifies an English stream as useful practice for her even more, doesn't it?
>>23896033>*fags>just repeat the same meme pic every thread4chan
Luna!
>>23895779People who suggest Skyrim or Witcher 3 don't get this at all
>>23896032She was trying to catch a rare spino with good stats and it got killed accidentally.
Bros hear me outKorone but blacked
>>23896039Someone in cocos stream recommended CS:GO to her
>>23896040Choco...
>watch whoever I feel like>don't care about tribalism>shrug off baits and shit posts>have a good time
Watching chuubas suck at multiplayer games gets really stressful for me, that's why I need Artia.An Aqua is fine too.
>>23896009Do you think I'm Haachama and therefore your argument means anything? This is a girl who is literally sleeping through classes because she'd rather stream at 1am, of course her logic is flawed, deal with it.
>>23896041towa*
>>23896045Based Boomerchad
>>23896041Kurone
>>23896041*Subaru
>>23894328Lyger didn't even respond this way when Matsuri commented on his video lmao
>>23896030So if you take away her "lore", we arrive at she being just middle of the pack and not as great as compared to the greatest hololive has to offerSure, it's unfair to compare each specific aspect of hers to the extremes of hololives for those aspects, but there's not much else to say about Miko. Personally I find her uninteresting and her voice makes it hard to listen to her. I feel for her "lore" but I don't really care much about her.
people telling me kanata is a good singer are fucking liars
Give me a holo to draw on the aggie canvas! I'll draw the first reply.
Subaru... BBC... when...
>>23896045the fact you need to type that out means you carelol
>>23896039I wouldn't mind backseat watching someone play Witcher 3 actually. The combat is exciting to watch and there are a lot of cinematic moments.
>>23896056Shien
>>23896045But then you're non-existent for these threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Skl5IpvR8 We need more tournaments
>>23896039Skyrim is very watchable with good mods like Thomas replaces dragons or an extreme ragdoll mod
Kanatan getting the vibe now :)
>>23896062based
Why don’t we have any ara aras in hololive
>>23896062Ok!
>>23896056Trinero
>>23896070i don't watch choco but isn't she the archetype?
>>23896066Holo doesn't know how to mod at all so the only skyrim we're getting is vanilla
>>23895966wait what why is she sad
>>23896039Nui Skyrim stream was awesome. I bet Korone can stream Witcher 3 well too. It all depends on the streamer and how engaged they are with the audience. Typical big name twitch streamer can't stream these games because they have 0 patience and need to skip everything.
>>23896070Isn't Choco one of those
>>23896076Didn't they play ARK with mods?
https://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1263243904133918720
>>23896045bold of you to think anyone wanted to see your awful post faggot
>>23896082mesugaki yo...
Nobodies streaming..
>>23896070There's Noel and Choco
>>23896070Watch Aki when she gets comfy drunk
>>23896070Aqua can do ara ara
>>23896054I would say her "lore" is her pull. It's not a strength. Things such as her skits and her ability to really connect with her audience on an emotional level are her strengths. These are things I can get very analytical about, but I feel like you get the point. It's subjective to like her humor and her voice, so that's fair if they turn you away.
Newfag here, which hololive has the greatest vocal range?
Coco is happy againwhat happened
>>23894248Very outdated.
>>23896039Just because you don't understand Japanese doesn't mean the slow progressing games aren't entertaining to watch.
Why don't we have any lolibabas in hololive
>>23896090Kanatan....
>>23896081Aki is using the Steampunk mod, yes
>>23896090Risu.t. Soo Min
>>23896090Risu
>>23896095Nnaaaaaaa
>>23896094thirsty want to drink ringo juice
>>23896055It's okay to admit that you're deaf anon
>>23896046>Do you think I'm Haachama and therefore your argument means anything?What does it matter that you're not Haachama? That's not how arguments work. This whole discussion only started because this post asserted that:>>23895847>It's the only way she'll get to use/practice English at the moment.Which clearly is not true. If that post said>she's retarded and this is the only thing her defective brain can think of for English practice even though it's pretty obviously uselessThen we wouldn't be having this discussion.
>>23896076Your telling me these girls don't know how to hold and drag folders
>>23896090towa
>>23896091she's finally getting viewers above 5k again
>>23896095 Pekora is 111 yrs old!
>>23896090TowaShe goes from Barry White to Barry Manilow
>>23896022She lasted longer than I thought she would in that kanji reading stream so its not like she doesnt know anything she's just not very good at it, that anti stream didn't have very hard kanji. I also wouldn't use the civia stream as an example of her "faking" her bad english cause she still sounds like a complete idiot in comparison to civia
>>23896070Noel, Choco, Watame, Mio, Aki
>>23896090Haatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISm34XGulnc
>>23896070aki and choco are pretty good at it without tryinghttps://files.catbox.moe/yr7q83.mp4miko with some effort and a lot of the girls can put the voice on
>>23896094комета...
>>23896091Pressure is finally off her backIt ain't easy being in the spotlight for so long
>>23896092What do you mean?
https://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1259474505665179648?s=20Haachama?!
>>23896100Luna's a toddler, not a loli. Shion is the closes to a loli, tho she acts like a teenage normie.
>>23896090Tokino Sora
>>23896094Pleasuring old men!
i wish i had some random yakuza/oil prince donating to me
>>23896114Haato's range goes from breaking glass to only audible to dolphins and bats.
>>23896104Your counter argument was literally an assumption that she's sociable and furthermore sociable with her neightbours pulled out of your ass though. Might as well say she had many other obvious alternatives including contacting her private English tutor, who I'm just going to assume exists because it'll help me win the internet argument. As far as anyone here knows for a fact, doing English streams to force herself to use English is the most efficient method she has at her disposal. Dumbass.
>>23896106this but uniroonically
>>23896090Azki and Suisei
>>23896091Coco is happy that she's playing ARK instead of playing ARK in her lonely and boring time.
>>23896105>Your telling me these girls don't know how to hold and drag foldersThat's like saying that just because you're capable of hitting a ball with a stick you should be able to intuit the rules of baseball.
>>23896108How many people actually consider her a loli much less a lolibaba?
Bossu is on!
>>23896131You mean Marine is playing Senchou instead of Captain?
>>23896125Do you think Miko will marry Anzu after she retires? At this point everyone in her stream knows him and his riches.
>>23896125Oh Jesus
>>23896070Marine does ara quite often.
>>23896105Rushia couldn't even ctrlC ctrlV
>>23896137I hope so because I know he will always treat her well.
>>23896076Isn't Miko playing modded Minecraft?
>>23896137pekora has already promised to take care of miko with her supacha money>>23896139
>>23896069For the bossu.
>>23896094Now post the korone version
>>23896114I hope red ken is closer to her real voice, she sounds hot as fuck when she uses it
>>23896136No, this bad dragon is happily playing Kaichou so she doesn't have to spend her lonely and boring time with Coco.
>>23896137I wanna know how much total hes given to her
>>23896137maybe if he's still around in 3 or 4 years
>>23896125This guy must be either a millionaire or Yakuza or plays the stock markets. He donates 10k yen a day minimum this doesn't include when he donates 20/30/40k yen, Miko got lucky with this loyal fellow.
>>23896140Rushia...
sexy PPT engrish
>>23896090Kizuna Ai
>>23896125that's just pocket money for him
>>23896151If hes a yakuza I hope he has a full miko back tattoo
>>23896151>yakuzamiko irezumi when?
>>23895987based wombposter
>shien up to his autistic antics againnever change bossu
>>23896119Is the cumpet narrative spreading to Japan now?
>>23896125This guy could be spending this money on concubines or sex slaves. But instead, he spends it on an autistic otaku who loves eroge. What goes through his head?
This song... Kanata...
>>23896158Everyone who knows about it has been permanently silenced or absorbed into the 35p
>>23896151Miko is from a rich family and Anzu is her brother.
>>23896166he has found what makes him happy
>>23896022Did you actually watch the stream or did you just pull shit out of some Youtube clips?Her English is bad. In that stream she was barely able to keep up with Civia's talking except for some short responses.And of course she can read the anti marshmallow because they just written using regular common kanji for the most part, not the rare but elementary kanji like the one she reads in her kanji challenge stream. And even so she had one 漢字読めない moment too in that anti stream.Stop with this she was merely pretending bullshit.
>>23896076didnt aqua made a model swap in sekiro to put a really shit model of her ingame
>>23896127Dude, if I was a crippling introvert who wanted to learn French I wouldn't just go to France and hope I can figure out the language without talking to anyone besides into the void while alone in my room.My counter argument wasn't that she's naturally sociable, it's that her situation demands she force herself to be, because the apparent alternative just has her treading water.Also, you're talking about me making assumptions, but this whole argument only started because someone (you?) is making an assumption that she's even using this stream as an opportunity to practice her English. She might just be doing it for the heck of it.
>>23894793It did get higher cause el-presidente wanted more money for his cocaine stash
>>23896174>>23896142Miko and Aqua don't count anons
>>23896094>when barely shonen reciprocates your advances
holy fuck youtube didn't notified mo kanata was streaming.
why is ppt stopping mid-song?
Coco should communicate with her teammates if she's the alpha bitch. Look at Artia, who was able to communicate and lead her and the team to victory.
lmao coco
>>23896184Coco is a beta!
>>23896183she lacks confidence, wants to practice a bit more and try singing it again at a later date
Save your fucking teammate coco..
>>23896183the ringing...anon...its unbearable...
>>23896094One day will get her actual shounen and she'll find true happiness.
Kanata reading the EOP superchats again kek JOPs BTFO
>>23896178Didn't her dad send her there, rather than her actually pushing to go to Australia for her final highschool years?
>>23896170based incestchad anzu
>>23896145>Now post the korone versionthere's a korone version?
mikoti now live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPoStaq2MA
>2 days ago>everyone hate coco>now>everyone love cocowhat the fuck happen?
[ENG] Kanata: *static noises*
>check out ppt>23 fucking songs and countingthis is basically suicideProbablywill Puckingdiesoon Tenshi....
>>23896184coco is surprisingly shy and awkward when she plays games, her asacoco persona is just that, a persona.
Any chance the holos would notice this guy? This is like an EOP treasure bros the holos would explode in viewers and success.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAn3XR4YNYI
>>23896200She is fighting the hydra today!
>>23896201Tsun tsun.
[ENG] Coco: random screeching
>>23896201she started reclining
>>23896197I don't know, I'm not up on all the Haato lore. I could believe it, though.
>>23896201artia came and flailed her dick around which makes anons realize coco is probably not that bad.
>>23896201Nobody actually hate anyoneWe love everyoneEveryone happy!
>>23896201Hate clock turned, we hate some other holo now.
>>23896203She wants to sing as much as possible while she still can...
>>23896184But then someone would scream he's cooommeeing!
>>23896201I tolerate her still, she's fine just not my favorite
>>23896204Coco seemed so outgoing when she was streaming with other hololive in Ark though. What changed?
>>23896201its fun posting, only 1% of this general means it when they hate a holo.
What is with this argument about Haato english skills, she lives with her english speaking grandma.
>>23896203I know, she's still going. Maybe she's trying to compensate for yesterday when youtube and hes equipment troubles prevented her from streaming.
>>23896218/jp/ made some shit up
>>23896205shut the fuck up and stop shilling your faggot youtuber
>>23896206im ready to take a shot every time she dies
>>23896205>45.6k subs>explode in viewers and successstop shilling your videos here you nobody faggot
>>23896201pity at her recline
>>23896218its because she was actually experienced in Ark so she acted as the paisen for the rest of the holos in that game, but she crumbles when she plays other games she is not accustomed to.
>>23896201I don't hate her, but I don't like anything about her.
>>23896205Kys
>>23896197She had the choice to go to either Australia or England she chose Australia because she thought it was going to be full of cute animals. Her dad did send her there, her sister went to England.
>>23896227is this quote real?considering this is haachama im really convinced she really did say this
>>23896228she has tnt in her inventory anon don't do it
>>23896201I am just pretending to hate her
>>23896226>>23896229>>23896233>Scared cause this guy has more chances than you anonymous losers He doesn't need shilling, eops literally always win.
>>23896231Damn it you just made coco relatable to me now and I don't like it
>>23896228Oh shit. I should too then.
>>23896227Yeah. It's from a Mount Your Friends 2 stream but I didn't save it.
>>23896203This is my narrative. She was bummed out yesterday from not being able to stream that much and talk to her fans. Since she loves singing the most, and I'm sure all of her viewers love to hear her sing too, this is her way of making up for it.
Man, Kanata really belted that one out.
>>23896218ARK was "her game", she was pretty much the senpai for everyone there with more than a thousand hours worth of experience. Once she steps outside of her comfort zone she's just a regular girl who still has a lot to learn, and she's well aware of it. And that's actually kinda cute to see such a drastic change.
>There are some Japanese viewers in Ayylmao stream nowSo the collab really worked huh?
>>23896239>He doesn't need shillingGlad we agree, never post yourself again and fuck off.
>>23896231This. Coco stops being a confident outside of Asacoco, Ark and Yakuza and now she's forced to change her 5 month routine after getting overtaken by Korone and soon Marine and Pekora. She's feeling the pressure.
Wow Kanatan take it easy, I'm worried about her voice..
>>23896248It's easy to forget when Coco is the American holo that she didn't really fit into that country in the first place.
How did a normalfag 16 year old like Haachama even get into the vtuber business?
bottoms up
>>23896236>>23896244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtOni2AgL0&t=546s
>>23896234plus both locations got family members they can live with.
>>23896245I feel bad that I don't enjoy her singing with how hard she's working it honestly breaks my heart, why do shit things happen to people trying their best
How does someone do a karaoke stream for over 2 hours? I'm sort of impressed.
>>23896250Nah go fuck yourself. i'll still post him since it's important Hololive content, Hololive getting noticed by more EOPs is a good thing.
>>23896218she didn't say she was shy or anything, she said she has a hard time knowing new people and if it wasn't for Miko introducing her to older members she wouldn't have talked to anyone outside of the 4th gen, if they didn't talk to her first of course
>>23896240Coco does mention in her talk streams she is very self-concious of herself and often compares her performance to other vtubers, in a way she is like pekora whose crazy antics blew out of proportion when in reality coco and pekora are kind of awkward people in reality.
>>23896203It's not that bad, some girl at niji sang for around 50 songs over 5hrs the other day, but she appears to have pro training doing opera songs and shit well.
>>23896239We're scared because we don't want to see our Vtubers corrupted by cringelords.
>>23896245I don't want her to feel bad for yesterday but this is honestly such a treat I'm happy this is happening now.
>Noel is menherayikes desu
PPT gave me an ideahololive new disabled gena blind chuubaa deaf chuubaa mute chuubaa wheelchair chuubamake it happen yagoo!
>>23896264talking about yourself in 3rd person is cringe
>>23896262She can only hear half of it so its like one hour for her
>>23896264> Hololive getting noticed by more EOPs is a good thing.
>>23896268That's honestly amazing. Mind sharing the stream link?
>>23896257She likes love liveShe wants to be an idol like themHololive opens audition for a 2D "idol group"She signs up
>>23896258Miko...
>>23896227>>23896259based retard
>>23896264There are no EOPs here. Might I suggest shilling on discord instead?
>>23896271It took you until now to realize?
>>23896227>>23896259>not adding the "ALONE" at the end
>>23896279>0 damage donereal fucking elite right now
>>23896252it not about the numbers, it setting up future collabs
>>23896264>Hololive getting noticed by more EOPs is a good thingYou mean that in an ironic "...and that's a good thing!" sense, right? Where a headline tries to be subversive by claiming there's some clever reason how something terrible is actually good in some way.
stop making me feel pity for coco she ruined the vtuber industry with ARK for months
>は?Kanata...
>>23896236https://files.catbox.moe/3kmlok.mp4
>>23896257She started broadcasting independently as, I forgot, an online casino dealer or something because she was already stuck in Australia and lonely. Back during the first two generations, hololive was considered a stupid investment that would never pay off for anybody, so most of the first two generations were basically just whoever the fuck they could get that had a decent voice and any experience, so YAGOO took on a girl stuck in Australia that he could barely do anything with for lack of a better option.
>>23896276Isn't most of Towas' audience EOPs?
>>23896272Drama emerges; they're not disabled in real life.
>>23896272>katawa idol
>>23896285kek Had a feeling the TNT plan wouldn't work. She died again. Time for another shot.
>>23896262*blocks your path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBj9RzJ1nOw
>>23896295Yes, but imagine 50% EOP chat becoming 99% EOP.
someone make hololive hunger games. http://www.brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>23896296Kind of like that one Paralympic scandal.
>>23896264>i'll still post him since it's important Hololive contentwhat? are you from /v/?
>>23896255Her invincible persona masks everything. It's just recently we're starting to see her cute vulnerable and relatable side like with her singing and playing games she's completely new to. I wonder how much more she's actually hiding behind her seemingly infinite confidence.
>>23896295Yes and it's literally turning off JOPs from her.
>>23896272how will the blind and mute holo work?
>>23896267>>23896266I bet Coco and Pekora made out quietly while the rest were talking lively in some collabs.
>>23896272I wonder which chubba will play my cripplewife
>>23896272You mean Katawa Shoujou reborn as a group of Vtubers?
>>23896299this boss seems a lot easier than the previous>>23896290i want to protect this retard
Why does Coco keep making weird noisePeople thought I am watching porn
>>23896267It's hard to remember that Coco is sticking to her element for most of her content and noticing who she actually is behind her organization skills. Noticing her at the top really does change your perspective
what actual the fuck is shien playing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVmo_IB6hv0
Why is Watame constantly behind Kanata in subs?
>>23896304someone made one months ago and Miko won by doing nothing other than being nice
>>23896319otome gacha
Emi is best girl
>>23896309JOPs are already turned off of her because she doesn't put on a cutesy anime voice
>>23896325ANAL
>>23896314This shit would probably destroy Kanatan
He's clearly advertising himself which is bannable offense. Do your work jannies.
>Coco punching people in apexThis is not yakuza...
>>23896319It's a Disney gatcha game where the settings from various Disney movies become sexy guys.
>>23896272Here's your ideal chuuba, bro.
>>23896326https://files.catbox.moe/p1s0kp.mp4
>>23896310>mute holo will be like that one time marine's mic shit the bed>except it's permanent>she will never be able to thank her subs in her own voice or sing for thembros
>>23896324Based. He’ll reach 10k in no time
i take back everything i said miko's elite after all>>23896325imagine miko doing an emi route
>>23896327Lemons...
>>23896328She must play it, preferably Shizune route bad end
I would pay Anzu bucks to see Miko play Katawa Shoujo.
vtuber market is so saturated right nowall the gen4 can't even hit 10k viewers
>>23896326That's why marine is one of the most popular
cute hachoo, pp>>23896310blind chuuba can do asmr stream exclusivelymute chuuba can have a text box over her avatar where she can type what she want to say
>>23896324>>23896333Is he aiming for the fujo crowd?
>>23896340I'm proud she figured out she can hit back some of the fireballs.
why none of you anons watching Mikohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPoStaq2MA
is the holocraft server modded or 100% official?
>>23896336She'll communicate by typing in chatroom and flashing the kindest of smiles to her viewers...
>>23896335I can't even hear where the "yabee" is.
>>23896340>>23896344This i would pay to see that one day
>>23896345its not primetime yet but yes coco and gen 4 have been losing steam
>>23896353Singing streams are extremely high priority for a DD.
>>23896334Sexy when does she start?
>>23896326>What is Okayu>What is MarineIt's the EOPs
>>23896310live2d sign language. Then people can laugh at VOP voice only peasant for not knowing japanese sign language.
>>23896353I am.
>>23896301Wow, a vtuber singing opera. You see something wonderful everyday.
>>23896350From his previous zatsudan stream, he said that he once read BL long time ago and still keep the book. So there's that
>>23896353Because I’m supporting our guy Shien instead
>>23895769Really?
>>23896346Marine definitely has a cutesy voice. I don't know what you're talking about
>>23896353Because ARK > Minecraft
>>23896353I don't like minecraft
>>23896363She's a niji unfortunately.
>>23896369Shiba sang a Latin song once, if you're interested in that. I think it's translated.
>>23896352for every step forward she takes a step backi think were up to 5 deaths now
>>23896354100% vanilla, this is the first time any holos plays modded minecraft, or at least that I know of
>>23896334Is that a retarded one? But we already have Luna.
>>23896353I am tho, too busy watching don't have time to shitpost.
>>23896345I hope they don't put out a gen 5 for a long time, it'll just end up cannibalizing the current underperformers.
>>238963221) besides her singing she's kinda bland when she plays games, Kanata worked on developing a personality for herself (kinda naive, kinda clumsy, often excitable), whereas Watame only has that gimmick of being kinda smug sometimes and she hasn't even really bothered to develop or even maintain it.2) She doesn't have a sob story like the deaf tenshi.
>>23896386Luna is smart!
>>23896353I always give top priority to karaoke streams, sorry Miko!
>>23896383That is part of her charm. Seeing her fail is as fun as seeing her succeed.
>>23896366Eww, japanese have their own dialect of sign language, don't they?Learning sign language could be useful, but only if there was an universal one.
>>23896257her dad invested in the company
Our duck's gonna sing in 2 hours broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_xjCXXHNE8
>>23896301God, her voice is just too good.
>>23896322Honestly Kanata just works a lot harder.
>>23896326and yet subaru is consistently one of the most popular holos and her audience is 99% japanese.
Based drawfag drawing ourboss
ohno
>>23896353I don’t think I’ve ever seen her play a good game ever so I don’t watch her. Amagami doesn’t count.
Miko...
>>23896239
>>23896272You forgot the chuuba with no arms who plays games using her feet.
>>23896322She needs to start backstabbing someone
>>23896272I think I vaguely remember that one domestic abuse victim vtuber from years ago. Can't recall the name tho.
Kanata...
>>23896335the only people who care about this are idolfags upset a holo interacts with male friends
>>23896419I still sometimes wonder about her. God I hope it was just a character.
>>23896326>EOP towafag cope
>>23896405She averages like 6k views. She’s mid tier.
>>23896261I love her singing so much. Makes me feel things. But yeah I feel you, it's really an unfortunate situation ;;>>23896270That's just my narrative anyway. I didn't think we'd get another utawaku this fast because we just had one last Monday but I'll take it. Her singing makes me the happiest.
>>23896404Kanata doesn't even have watame no uta
Anyone else was worried when the audio came out of one channel?
>>23896384I'm watching Miko and I'm not big on minecraft, stopped playing it like 7 years ago? there was only a dragon but she is fighting a hydra.
>>23896345Using doping is never good for long term.
>>23896416That's hot.
>>23896412Shitters with no taste don't need to bother watching anyway.
>>23896432She most definitely was, I was getting worried too.
How is having 99% EOP fans bad? It doesn't make any difference if they actually donate to the idol
>>23896438That's Haato
>>23896443something something the self hatred of the weeb something.
>>23896443Different culture, EOPs would be fine it hey didn't treat it like Twitchlite and actually assimilated.
>>23896421look at the post i was replying toJOPs are not turned off of her because she doesn't put on a cutesy anime voice, see ange katrina (nijisanji).that link is the real reason JOPs don't like her and also the fact that her chat is 50% EOP
>>23896425Found her. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFJmvu4Dho2ji_CZtUcvrJw
>>23896410i think mine is much better
>>23896412You must be EOP. Only EOPs care about what game they’re playing because they can’t understand their Holos. Miko is one of the biggest EOP filters in Hololive.
>>23896443Because there's a limit to how many EOPs you're going to get as a JOP vtuber. It's the same as being stuck in a job with no prospect of a raise.
I wish Kanata stopped straining her voice to hit the notes her voice just cannot. It's really going to damage her vocal cords. I do understand wanting to hit those notes though, very jealous of people with super wide vocal ranges.
>>23896443Retard it acts as a filter and the streamer cant interact with her chat
>>23896445cringe>>23896446based
>>23896443I see you weren't here earlier anon. If you had watch artia twitch stream your tune would change
>>23896322Unironically because she did nothing wrong. She has found her niche right away and it's great but hardly ever tried to reach out past it. She's very tame, mature and soft compared to Coco and Kanata who won audience over with unhinged duo shitposting.
>>23896353Korone is the only one worth watching.
>>23896432I've been wondering for a while if that's how she has her own headphones set up.I had an extreme earwax blockage and had to go get my ears syringed, I'd slowly adjusted the balance on my headphones over time and once I was able to hear properly again, it was quite a shock when I put the headphones back on.
Watch my alien waifu playing Ori https://youtu.be/BmicLATs7-Y
Haha! Time for Engrish!
Anons love to bait during prime time huh. So many newfags biting.
>>23896443Ah yes, what is wrong when your chat is 99% filled with a language you cannot understand? Truly is a mystery.
>>23896345When gen4 streams at the same time during prime time its usually only coco that gets above 4k.
>>23896452she is dual.She has very cute outbursts and moments of hilarity that translate well to EOPs but then they come into the streams expecting more of the same from the translated clips, post some random comment or two then leave. Then the cycle repeats.
I didn't expect her to die this much. I'm drunk.
>>23896447Yes anon and I'm telling you any JOP who doesn't like a holo because of a small mistake like that are autistic idolfags upset that chuubas interact with males
>>23896465Already better than Haato somehow Haatochama...
>>23896459Watame's easily the biggest shit disturber in the 4th gen.
>>23896376You mean ARK > Minecraft, silly anon? Coco is playing ARK for 3 hours straight, even continuing after her first champion of the day. ARK is soon going to die completely because of that.
>>23896375I wouldn't call her normal speaking voice cute just because it's high.
>>23896432Yes, it made me a bit uncomfortable.
>>23896461As a korofag, you have shit taste anon. Expand your taste to other holos too. True korobros don't just watch korone, they watch other holos as well.
>Coco
>>23896427Her fanbase is really dedicated though and arguably the least autistic. She basically purged all of the idolfags within a month of her debut by collabing with Maimoto.
PPT engrish...
>>23894783172cm72kgOkayucan't wait for gyms to reopen, this lock down really fucked me up
>>23896435she's playing a solo modded map not in the holo server
>>23896472yes everybody already knows this why are you repeating it twice?
>>23896322Watame has to fake her excitement because of the way she talks. Also she's kinda bland at playing games on her own. She mostly reads what's on the screen and doesn't talk much to her chat unlike how other vtubers try to entertain their chat.
>>23896448She's dead.
When I die I want to be reborn in Sora's womb.
I wonder if there are any chuubas that will sing Ar Tonelico songs
>>23894783176cm52kgI'm a living skeleton
>>23896482I've been waiting for it. It's so beautiful.
>>23896481How lustful is her audience? Because I can imagine.
>>23896476Haato go study English.
>>23896495I want to be Sora's breastmilk and drank by this Anon.
>>23896497I forgot to mention that my favourite holo is Shien... I think I've been infected.
Sasuga zen-loss miko.
bosses with HP regen are fucking bullshit doesn't matter what kind of game it is
>>23896481>only like 3 dislikes on the collabHuh. I guess Gen 3 is what brought in the purityfags.
cute kanatan english
>>23896497Skeletons are cool.
>>23896490B-but she read my chat on poterio apex stream
>>23896507It forces the player to act quickly .
What the fuck is wrong with this tenshi
>>23896507It's a cheese filter.
oof, Kanata
>>23896489If you think most JOPs are extreme idolfags then whatever
>>23896513Imagine watching Watame’s POV instead of Luna’s
>>23896446There's plenty of EOP-filled chats that aren't Twitch-like. It's mostly just /v/ FOTM that gets shitty EOP chats.Towa's English chat pretty much acts the same as the Japanese chat.
>"We are THE KANATA"Blessed
>>23896476Did Haato really confuse Ark with Ark or are you trying to reference one mistake made by anon that I can barely remember?
>>23896471im dyijg too anon i thought itd be like last night
>>23896507She's fucked
>>23896277Can't look it up at the moment but 町田ちま think it was somewhere around the hour mark where she was singing one of the opera songs.
I wonder where they get all these off vocal tracks from, don't they need to pay copyright or something
>31 songsIs Kanata killing herself
>>23896531faq
>>23896540she's singing as much as she can before she loses it all
>>23896353This Hydro boss is janky as fuck. I don't know if Miko is ever going to beat it if it keeps recovering.
>>23896533not anymore, she just found out the best way to kill the hydra, reflecting the projectiles until it dies
>>23896277>>23896301
Festival...https://twitter.com/rebasashi7/status/1263330993605246979
>>23896499>>23896481her fanbase is insanely loyal, there was a time where she said "bathroom break, dont post anything" and the chat PARALYZED, until she came back, her response she was like WHAT? YOU GUYS ACTUALLY LISTENED? YOU CAN POST NOW DAMMITother of her best moments was when she started streaming with an awkward "cute" voice only to fuck up in the game 10 minutes later to witch she admitted "I was planning on doing a stream with a cute voice for a change but fuck it you are going to hear my usual duck pitched voice for the rest of the stream because now im pissed off" to which chat replied "yokatta".
>>23896543shes fighting it with her bare fist holy shit
>Coco didn't wash her hands after toiletGross
>>23896545Spoke too soon. She's doing it!
>>23896062>>23896410Sorry this isn't very good, the pen pressure wasn't working and it also has been a while since I drew a guy but here!
>>23896527Towa's fanbase are the exception to that rule they're also supposedly massive fucking whiteknights and they still dissuade other (JOP) fanbases from watching them. What do you think happens when an indog and even worse looks at all these English speakers and feel right at home? Japanese serves as a useful barrier to filter out the worst of them, we haven't hit bottom of the barrel for EOPs just yet.
>>23896550Imagine being Matsuri and not only losing Hoshikawa to a man, but one that came out of left-field who's even more of an awkward virgin than you are instead of one of the dozen hot catches Hoshikawa has around her.
>>23896540This is not the first time she's done this
holy shit miko did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPHmZ1kGICc Haatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXMxkFFIu74 Rushia
>>23896559awesome
>>23896559GOOD SHIT ANON THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT
>>23896539Anon, they're karaoke versions. Karaoke comes from Japan. There's a lot of lyricless versions of songs around, and many of them are recreations.
Congratulations to those who survived the Miko drinking game.
Miko, well done.
>>23896530>>23895074
MIKO DID IT
>>23896555That's really nice. I'm glad Subaru is getting on well with her fans.
>>23896559Wow, that's pretty great anon, you should just make a twitter and start sharing these with the holos Thanks for taking on the request, I hope bossu finds success, and I hope you do too
>>23896509I'd reckon they existed already with Fubuki. Subaru just made it very clear from the start that she wasn't going to limit herself to only Holocollabs so they didn't even bother with her.
JAPANESE FIGHTING SPIRIT MIKOTI
Hola Korone fans! Doggorino (Yubi macaco) later.
MIKO did it!
>>23896513Reading/acknowledging the chat exist != Entertaining the chat.
>>23896539She literally just searches them on YouTube. You can hear get get the ads sometimes
>>23896530>confuse Ark with Ark
>>23896556I can't believe Miko slayed a hydra with her bare hands and a pair of iron pants.
>>23896588I assumed Holopro would be able to procure these things for them since they do covers and are supposedly an idol agency
where are the better, interesting holos holy shit im bored
>>23896496I can't recall hololive doing AT but I know some Niji ID members sung AT songs:https://youtu.be/GOoy6i4SBWk?t=10669
Oh hey, when did Haato get this new intro?
HAACHAMA?!
>>23896594Faato just went love
>>23896594Haato just starting
>>23896596It's been around about a week or two? I'm losing track of time, I can't tell
>>23896596anonchama...
>>23896559BOSSU... nice drawing man
>>23896555For me Subaru is a real idol, in the best sense of that word. I'm so glad I discovered her, along with some other holos she's been a real blessing for me.
>>23896490>Also she's kinda bland at playing games on her own. She mostly reads what's on the screen and doesn't talk much to her chatThere's nothing wrong with that, Korone does that too.
>>23896596Shes had it for almost a week. Somone made it for her but with Haachama being Haachama she downloaded the low quality one so it looks grainy as hell
Haachama!?
>>23896559Good job anon, this is great.
>>23896596One of her Haatons https://twitter.com/ChickenR1ce
that was a ride 35p time for a nap so i can catch her playing that new VN laterfno sexual content but that's better for youtube-kunhttps://vndb.org/v27448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLty7g3w30
>>23896539Just get the joy sound app and the corresponding mic. There's even a switch version.https://living.joysound.com/pc/
>/hlg/ is too pussy to send anything again...
>>23896593Well for karaokes this is normal. But covers are a different thing, they get actual pros to work on that.
>>23896559ボス!!!
is haachama making the viewers do her homework again
>>23896595Oh I haven't check out the nijiIDs that's pretty based
>>23896604100% not 2, I've not not watched Haato in that long. In fact, I'm sure it wasn't even this week, must be a few days or so.>>23896612I did wonder. Haato...
whiteboard and haachamaname a more iconic duo
>>23896559Fukkin' saved, nice work.
>>23896617I need to catch up on her Twilight Forest hijinks. I last checked in when she was putting lava on towers for 2nd time, and was getting bullied by that teleporting magic fuck.
>>23896616Jesus Christ, it's only been 5 days? I can't tell how time is passing anymore, all these events are just merging into one now.
haachama's smug voice is pretty cute tbdesu.
>>23896596It was after the haaton voice totsumatsu for sure, because he actually upload one saying he got to finish that in the streamI lose track of time as of when it actually happened though
>>23896617It was fun once again!
>>23896559>pen pressureDon't. Pressure sensing is a shit meme. It's for dumb Photoshop kiddies that aren't actual artists. Nobody I've known of worth uses it, it causes more issues than it supposedly solves.
P P T !
Honestly wished the Miko streamed a bit longer. It always feels like her streams are over just as I'm getting settled in.
Kanata just made the font size for her song list smaller. Damn it Kanata why is she treating a karaoke stream as an endurance challenge.
>>23896559Our Boss finally gets the cool drawing that he wanted
>>23896637So I'm not the only one losing sense of time when it comes to Hololive. Everything happening 24/7 really fucks with the mental timeline.
>>23896617have a good nap fellow 35p
>>23896651She wants to enjoy singing whilst she still can, anon.
>>23896070Noel calling into kanatans totsumachi. I need more Noel oneesan.
>>23896609Yeah but the was she does it is really bland. To me she sounds like she's playing the game by herself rather than playing it with the stream.
Is Haachama reading fucking reddit memes?
Is Haachama trying to learn English from memes?
>>23896559fuckin mint
>Translating memesBut why Haachama...
is she reviewing memes off reddit? what the fuck?
Haachama?! Are you trying to lean english using memes?!
>>23896617the vn is gonna be released with English and Chinese also when it comes out.
I love Coco now.
it's not even a paragraphs and she already feeling the pressure
Wait, what is Haato asking for? Did no one send her anything? Does she just want random English memes sent to a specific hashtag?
Haachama always has the best stream ideas.
>>23896594MatsuLuna soon.
Haachama is a redditor
Haachama is a performance artist
>>23896637Fuck, I thought it's been 2 weeks since she used that.
>meme review
At this point i don't even bother asking questions about Haachama's streams anymore. Just accept it.
>>23896672Shes just reading memes off twitter
>>23896674This is a fucking terrible stream idea
>>23896559BOSSU ! BASED!
>>23896672She didn't ask anything she just try to read random shit and translating it under 5 mins
HAACHAMA DOING LWAY?
Why wont Haachama translate 4chan memes? Does she hate us?
>>23896650Her Twilight Forest streams have been short. I wish they were longer too, but I'm sure she does it for good reason.
Haato, thai kick.
haachama's been westernised
Is it over already?
haachama...
>>23896653>>23896678It probably doesn't help that I've been working from home for the last 3 months At least I think it's been 3 months
No haachama, it WAS right as in the direction....
Ghost Rule...
Alright I'm getting worried that people are teaching her wrong for laughs and it's just going to make her even more of a failure.
I can't believe my retarded daughter Haachama is trying to learn English using shitty memes from the internet.
>watching youtube video with sponsorsgay
>>23896691you wish..
Haachama, pls go to /hlg/
>>23896315Theyre already all menhera, now you want physical disabilites too?
The fact that she's struggling so hard to understand the sentence is the real entertainment. I couldn't care less what material she's getting it from.
What do you think are the odds that Haachama actually knows what the lyrics to Shape of You mean
>>23896703I can't believe Haachama is still this bad at english despite studying in Australia
haachama?!
what the fuck is going on
The light allo key
what does the number represent?
>>23896697Is she getting confused because "right" is used twice in the sentence with a different meaning for each?
Haato's not really this dumb right? It's all an act... right...?
>>23896710She literally opened the stream saying that she does know what it means and got loads of comments questioning that
>>23896687Someone should link her Daisuke's channel so she got an idea to improve her English.
HAACHAMA !!?
HAACHAMA!?
>>23896697It doesnt help both versions of right are in the same sentence she chose the worst sentence to start with
What the fuck is happening in Haachama's stream?
Haachama is modern art.
what the fuck is haachama doing
This is the quality content I came for
>>23896726she's having sex with me
Haachama...
>>23896728fucking dogs
>>23896717Now? Nothing. We're beyond numbers now.
someone should tell haachama to watch pewdiepie so she can have more original content likena weekly review of the hololive reddit
Shit I just tuned in and thought she was being murdered on stream
>>23896713Say yes if her translation is correct and no otherwise.
>>23896730Is your name right arrow key?
is haachama a virgin
How do you see this and not accept that Haachama is clearly one of the best streamers among the holos
Haachama is a fucking redditor, better take her off the /jp/ list
Kek. Took me a while to understand the pun.
whats the 03.00?
So this is the kind of quality content Haatons are into...
It's over 4channlers, we lost Reddit won
Oh god a pun meme, I think her blain is going to bwoke.
>>23896477Marines voice is like jav asmr.
She will NEVER understand this one in her lifetime.
>>23896738yes, she's counting the amount of times i came inside her
Oh no, a pun on "capital" letters. There's no way Haachama will get this one.
>HaatoReddit moment.
This phrase is IMPOSSIBLE for her to understand
Haachama is too dumb for this one for sure
Fuck, that's too hard for Haachama blain.
Haachama....
Admittedly the wordplay is pretty clever.
haato stop what the fuck is this garbage
Oh man say what you want, this is fun
Haato: "I have decided to train myself English wrong as a joke"
LOVER CASE LETTERS
Lover-case letters...
she's going all out on the retard persona isn't sheit is just a persona rightright
>>23896739a dog took her virginity when she was only 10yo
>>23896676Bros pool your top memes and send it to Haachama pls I can't fucking stand reddit memes
Haachama's blain is already bloken.
Just so you know, this is us with basic nip puns.
Why does Haato sound like Shion right now?
She's just pretending to be this dumb right?
even i cant fucking understand this because of the gif
As someone who never watches Haato these threads become very difficult to follow when she's on.
What the fuck is this /pol/ sh-ooooh I get it.
does she think capitalist means someone who lives in the capital
>>23896769Nah, most people here can get a basic nip pun. It's just that this is kind of an advanced english pun.
>>23896773it's a simple word play
Did Haato just mistranslate capitalist as someone who lives in a capital (city)?
>>23896775then watch her stream, retard.
first one used two definitions of "right"second one is a wordplay on the two definitions of "capital"this is a disaster
>>23896773Haachama you should be focusing on streaming, not posting here!
https://files.catbox.moe/4h3dwi.webmHaachama...
>>23896778Literally yes. What the fuck would capitalist be in japanese even?
>34 song list>Ghost Rule as the last>still nails it and almost kills the micJesus man, goosebumps.
>>23896772This pun is kind of hard for a non-native speaker to understand though.
>>23896735she probably watches him already... the way she gets memes and ideas.Haachama...
>>23896781She doesn't even know about the concept of capitalism.
>>23896781LMAO
DUDE PUN LOL
>>23896784At least showing people the hardway that English can be difficult to get right
>>23896555which stream is the cute voice?
>>23896778Tokaijin ja nai!?
Haato was a meme all along
>>23896782I refuse, I'd rather just keep watching Coco fumble around and come back to post when Haatohours are over.
She thinks she understands, but she doesn't
>>23896803I want her to step on me
as a capitalist i'm literally killing myself. thanks haato.
>>23896781Yeah she did
haatons, please explain why you continue to love an ear-destroying meme spouting redditor
>>23896793Takoboto says it's 資本家
>>23896773Its a play on words that wont work in japanese only english
>>23896773To be fair, it took me a minute to understand the pun because I tend to disconnect my brain while watching Haachama's stream.
Capitalism, ho
What's she doing when she gets it wrong? Pushups?
WHAT'S UP GUYS MY NAME IS HAA-CHAMA AND WELCOME TO MEME :clap: REVIEW :clap:
>>23896811I'm dying.
>>23896793True comrade
>>23896811>>23896794>>23896793That's actually really cute and at least has some logic to it.
As it is always said - once you understand word-play humour, you become a master of a language.Haato thinks she can take the shortcut.God bless this child.
>>23896781
>>23896814Meant for >>23896789
DAMN astel looks like THAT?
My fake ass daughterwife Lucia is live: https://youtu.be/fXMxkFFIu74
>Tfw no PPT to sing you Happy Birthday.Why live.
For one i'm glad to be alive in the same planet as this human being
Is Haachama taking a shot?
>>23896765you wish.
>>23896813Because she's a retard.
>there are people who don't understand that simple word playBro?
what's her punishment?
What are we doing with Haaton Collider!? It will suck us all!
>>23896831>gachashitNo, I don't think I will.
oh man i wish this was a collab with Coco.imagine the bullying.
>>23896831Who would want to watch shitty gacha streams, when you could watch Haachama undergoing mental retardation?
Sweaty haachama trying to translate
>Be me>Sitting in my house, petting my dingo>hear an asian screaming the word "Capitalist" over and over againcrikey
Haachama hates capitalists now
what the actual fuck is this retard doing
This is Carlos' favorite stream.
>>23896839Shoving dildos into her ass
>>23896834Shes doing squats apperently
>>23896852having sex with dogs!
>>23896854nice
This meme is funny because Haato can't read
THIS ONE SHE CAN DO, I BELIEVE
Haachama’s best stream to date
Are modern memes really this fucking garbage?
Was this meme made by Haachama herself?
This one is easy.
Finally an example that is more straightforward. Haachama might have achance with this one.
That girl ain't right
>>23896851wtf i love haachama now
I don't get it
Haato really needs to start hanging out with someone that can teach her actual English.
>>23896862is this a modern meme? no way lol
If only haachama could read...
>>23896855>haachama's feet getting tonedsomething i didnt know i wanted
>>23896865she's retarded to understand who 'Emily' is supposed to be.
How do you live in australia and don't understand simple english
This is amazing !
>>23896862Are you implying image macro shit was ever good?
Am I missing the joke? this image is fucking reytdre
>taking this long to translate a straightforward sentencebros I'm worried for Haachama's grades...
>I can do this one, I'll only need one minute>I am a genuis!>>Oh no!
these memes are horriblealso does haato unironically live in australia? she struggles super hard with english
>>23896880They had soul
>>23896881haatonchama...
>>23896862Its twitter memes what did you expect
>>23896871i bet all her aus friend bullying her with teaching haachama fake broken english
>>23896882It's okay, good grades measure how good your memory is, not how smart you are.
>>23896881>reytdreanon-kun...
Did she translate correctly, JSLs?
>>23896885No she only does it ironically
>>23896885>does haato unironically live in australia?No she ironically lives in Australia it's fine.
>>23896831Time to watch the superior performance artist
This might be me getting ahead of myself since i'm only N5 but i'm starting to think that my Japanese is actually better than Haachama's english. I mean i can understand the stream.
>>23896890>implying she has friends in aus
>>23896896That's what the millions of chinks do
>>23896893yes
>>23896877>australia>simple englishKek
>>23896894>>23896896To be fair that's the only bearable way to live there.
>>23896862Isn't this just the demotivation images back then without the big black border.
>>23896882it's fine, her aussie boyfriend takes care of her anus
Haato is so cute
>>23896890I hope one of the ENs is a Haaton with an Australian sleep schedule.
I want to punch her for acting smug
>>23896899You made it, anon.
I have a business ideagamegrumps style hololive with edited videos and subtitles
>>23896885Please undelstand.She has been locked in her basement for half a year and can't go outside to meet real people.
>>23896908
>>23896899bruh you can't understand the stream if you're N5maybe bits of words here or there
>>23896904all she needs to learn here is that you call your mates cunts and cunts mates
>>23896890She said at one point about celebrating with friends but I honestly doubt it. It makes me feel bad that she might be all alone.
Does Japan have a tooth fairy
This next one is easy too.
>Easter & Tooth FairyToo culturally specific, she won't get it.
>>23896919I can understand 80%~ of the stream but i'm stuck in n5 because kanji lol
I don't get this meme. Redditors, explain
I wonder if Haachama's head would explode if she learned the name of that character
They had that Animal Crossing Easter event right?
Is this what Australia does to you?
how do we stop haachama from going to reddit shes already retarded enough
>accidentally extends the black box>screamsactually worse than pewdiepie
>>23896927I don't think they have an equivalent character in folklore.
>>23896927If they did their teeth wouldn't be so fucked ugly.
Watching a virtual youtuber playing idol game is so surreal
She actually got it this time. It's just terribly unfunny but she got it.
When did Haachama's rules become so soulless?
>>23896929It's not about getting the joke, she's just trying to translate it.
>>23896929Won't she just understand it as part of the name of the characters being mentioned?
if lucia is rushia then why isnt luna rhuna
I'm a native English speaker and I don't even get this meme. What's the joke?
>>23896944Copy and paste rules that staff told them to use
>>23896944When management told her to stop shitposting and put actual rules.
>>23896937G'dae mate I jus fucka kangarewe
>>23896944Don't talking in the chat please!!
>>23896944Blame coco.
>>23896944Don't talking in the thread pls
What even is this meme? Using memes for this is far too scattershot. She'd have an easier time translating something that's actually authored and published, like newspaper comics or a children's book or something.
>>23896944almost all chuuba have this similar rules. maybe they just copy-paste it from the original
>>23896944DON"T TALKING IN CHAT PLEASE
>>23896950It's to prompt people to comment on the post to prove the OP wrong, similar to "I'm on my way to page 10" threads on 4chan.
>>23896944they're basically the same rules as everyone else's
>>23896950I guess that a post got no replies?
Oh no, don't use this meme Haato!!
>>23896939She screamed because the timer ran out dumbo
>>23896944I recognize that message...Where have I seen it before ?
Haachama is uncorrupted by the west's degeneracy. No person i know would feel the need to censor that picture
OH MY GOD
>>23896957blame EOPs*
エロちゃま!?
Haachama......
all these "memes" are fucking garbage holy shit
>>23896957But Coco doesn't have chat rules
Is it okay if Haachama reads this...
Haachama didn't even glance over the text before using it
HAACHAMA NO!!!
this fucking retard is going to do something increasingly stupid and catch fire one day
Who the fuck send her these
>she didn't complete the bottom sentenceGoddamnit I wanted her to say it
>>23896983She's gonna show a porn crop soon and get banned
Make a narrative meme about her so all her "underdog" bandwagoners go back to Miko or Aki.
>>23896980she doesn't even understand that
>>23896984she's literally browsing reddit
This is beautiful
She is going to steal Miko's ELITE status at this rate !
I'm gonna cry after laughing so much, this stream is fucking crazy holy shit
>>23896978It's reddit's dankmemes subreddit. What do you expect?
Haachama is a world's treasure.
>>23896988why though
Anons, please explain what do chuubas do in the end of the stream? Are they thanking those who donated or just read random names from chat?
>>23896998please ignore
>>23896950These image macros are fucking shit. Even the Star Wars ones from /tv/ were better than this.
>>23896659what will the antis have to say about this...
Yes Haachama, Shrek is a very common American name.
>>23897000thanking people who superchatted
>>23897000はい
I can't believe PPT already got her alt model
>>23897000They're listing off their sexual partners. Idolfags want them to be very open about who they've been with.
I'll sleep when i'm fucking dead, no way in hell i'd miss premium content like this
>Rushia's stream gained Haachama's meme stream lost viewsSasuga nips.
Whenever someone says shit like "there is nothing wrong with using reddit" I'm going to link him this shit.
She's fucking browsing r/dankmemes I wanna die
>>23896735>original content
>>238970145ch absolutely btfo
>>23897013tfw only just now got that rushia is supposed to be lucia
This is comedy gold for JSLs and Japanese ESLs but I'm guessing the JOP supachas won't be rolling in, real shame.
>haachama looking for memes>redditi bet my ass she's asking for help on discord and Coco / Artia shows up.
What the fuck does this one even mean?
>>23897014To be fair that's like someone saying "4chan is better" and someone linking them to /v/
>>23897014there is nothing wrong with using reddit
Who the fuck derives entertainment from these memes
Shut the fuck up John Smith
>>23897013Haachama has reddit memeRushia is genuinely funny on her ownIts not a hard choice
Fuck you captcha, quit giving me the disappearing images!
What is this meme referring to? What traffic lights?
>>23897010why my pp hard
>>23897023Solving captchas.
>>23897023It's about checking for bots with reCAPTCHA
>>23897023it's about captchas
dear god it's over.
>>23897023Captcha joke.
This doesn't even have 100% correct english
>>23897000Donations.They say your name so you can masturbate and donate again next time
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/this is the fucking subreddit she's browsing
>>23897032Captcha
>>23897032Good one anon, good one.
>>23897023literally nothing, its bottom of the barrel zoomier than zoomer worse than instagram memeshit
Guys, I think Haato is genuinely retarded and not just pretending..
alright she might actually get this one>name all the traffic lightswait no, that still doesn't make any sense, what is this garbagepeople in the chat are telling her to go to r/hololive, and even though Reddit is trash, that's certainly a better alternative to wherever she's getting these
>>23897039ESL-kun...
>>23897032Okay this one is good.
>>23897032kek
>>23897032Cheeky fuck.
>>23897032based
>>23897010Nice!
>>23897041Which of her shitty aussie friends told her about this place?
>>23897041Quick, someone upload a good hololive-related meme in english and we'll mass upvote it!
>>23897046It's just copied from the format of "Oh you're X? Name all of Y related to X's proffession"
>>23897034>>23897035>>23897036>>23897038captchas don't even ask you to name traffic lights, they just ask you to pick them out
>>23897031>disappearing imagesYou have to find all the specific items until it's not there anymore. That was my first reaction too until I somehow realized it's that kind of puzzle.
>>23897039"Name" isn't the right verb to use for this case.
>>23897032SOLVE IT NOW
>>23897032
>>23897045Yeah but that's her charm, she's endearing on a way that make's you wanna bully her. Like that one retarded girl I used to fuck
Next stream: Haato browses through /hlg/ and tries reading posts that mention her name
>>23897059>>23897058
Haachama has never interfaced with captcha before
Sometimes I forget Haato is a literal zoomer
>>23897056that means making an account so nty
>>23897031Buy passu
>>23897032I don't get it
How do you even name a trafic lights?
>>23897003Nothing will beat the LOST days. Nothing.https://files.catbox.moe/2ubdjc.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qywfpl.jpg
>>23897068>haachama tries to translate /hlg/ narratives
>>23897074only coco know because she lurk here
>>23897032FUCK
>>23897032How long have you been waiting to make this joke anon?
>>23897068Should get Daisuke to help her
>>23897059>>23897081It's a play on the meme about people testing people when they say they like something. Like if someone says they like video games you'd say "oh you're a gamer? Name every video game"
>>23897025But even /v/ is better reddit. Reading gaming reddit gives you legitimate ass cancer.
I don't think i would be able to face Haachama irl for more than 5 seconds without resurfacing memories making me burst into laughter
>>23897032Put me in the screencap
Captchama chama~
captchama?!
>>23897041Do they find this funny ?How do they do this ?
>>23896927>>23896940The Japanese article on Wikipedia seems to mostly talk about the cultural practice in the West. There's a bit about parents throwing the child's milk teeth in some ritual way in hopes that the teeth that replace them will be strong, but I didn't really get it.https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%AD%AF%E3%81%AE%E5%A6%96%E7%B2%BE
>>23897095
カプチャでなに?
>>23897032oh i just got this kek
Last one, thank god.
this meme is very meta for haachama
This is easily the worst Zoomer meme format
A shame she didn't get to this one
>>23897032Put my wife Risu in the screencap
Is Aussie education a joke or Haachama's just learning disabled or both
>>23897103
>>23897117Both.
REDDIT MOMENT
>>23897116nutty pits
>>23897032grass
I can't believe Haachama is now fishing for pictures she can understand to avoid the batsugame she set for herself
This is a good one for learning how people use "down" in a way that doesn't really make sense
>>23897117ausfag here and it is definetally both
>halfglad to see they are as self obsessed as we are.
>She doesn't know RedditWe won bros!
JOPchads translating for EOPplebs
>>23897117Maybe Australian education is dependent on memes which causes them to be proficient shitposters.
Haachama doesn't know redd*t thank God I love her now.
Le reddit!!!
>>23897118
>Haachama is reddit
Imagine if someone posts this on r/dankmemes and her chat becomes even more autistic haha
>>23897132Shes browsing reddit yet doesnt know what reddit is
kusa
>on reddit>doesn't know what reddit isthis can't be real
wait she doesn't know what reddit is? fucking hell she's retarded lol.
She's pretending now right?
How did she find the memes if she doesn't know r****t ?
Oh god. Fucking help. I just imagined a Coco edit of that shitty Shrek "cringe compilation" image but "asacoco compilation" instead. I'm going to bed.
Haachaama...
>browse reddit>don't know reddithaachama...
She got the memes from reddit and doesn't know what it is...
>We did it redditWhy are redditfags like this?
>>23897138Haachama....
>Doesn't even know the website she's browsing inWhat the fuck Haachama
Haachama is actually SO FUCKING ADORABLE it hurts. She's like a super dependent little sister you want to help at all times. My sister is also cute but she's very smart. I wish i had a dummy sister.
This is peak Chama.
Mentaru breaku guys. She's dead.
>>23897130>EOPplebs>English only plebsplebsESL-kun...
If she doesn't know Reddit then who the fuck sent her a link to the sub?
>Goes onto reddit to get memes>Doesn't know what reddit isHaachama!?
Bros I'm starting to believe this isn't an act.
Where is she getting the memes from? She doesn't know reddit? Is Haachaama in 9GAG?
BLAIN = BLOKEN
>didn't know what reddit wasBased haachama
there is no fucking way she is this retarded
>>23897145someone please make this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bwCPxTAjhw Matsuri and Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zQ8nHviKnU Mio
>>23897156KEK
>>23897163she literally in reddit
Can't wait to see this on asacoco.
>>23897041>pewdiepie contentlmaoooo floor gang won
>>23897154>>23897156a shame she didn't have her eyebrow raised
>>23897162Anon, no one would even pretend to be this retarded. This is her true retarded self.
She's getting the memes off twitter
Maybe people just sent her screencaps and she wasn't on the site itself?
>>23897163she's on fucking /r/dankmemes
This has viral potential.
>>23897031
>Haachama doing pushups or whatever as she screams REDDIT This wasn't what i expected. In fact how the fuck is this happening. God this girl
>>23897180ThisJust like how people share 4chan screenshots
>>23897000If you're lucky, they sometimes read your message too. Depends on the chuuba, some go for Yellow or Orange+, others only read Akasuupas and some only do thanks.
>>23897184finally coco has a news
>>23897163Shes browsing twitter which is just clipping shit from reddit and posting probably
i hope does this kind of stream again. This was one of the best streams I've seen in a while.
these memes suck she should go to redchan instead
>>23897176レディト !she belongs to them now...
Can we make a meme compilation for Haato based on 4chan memes instead ?
Someone mentioned something and she went "that's just like 2chan right?". Turns out even Haachama is smart enough to know not to come here.
they did it to us again
Haachama live translate /hlg/ when
>Kanata likes Ayame, thinks she's cute, loves her voice and watches her Apex streamsIs there a narrative here?
>>23897180>>23897188>>23897191Nah, go to r/dankmemes and all the "memes" are one after the other
>>23897201Kanata is Ayame's boyfriend.
>>23897201She's Ayame's boyfriend.
Kanata is still in the middle of ending her stream after Haato completed hers...
>>23897200>/hlg/who?
>>23897002It's fine, I did make a suisei narrative from back then and I would have been delighted to share it again
Kanata likes Ayame's APEX streams and her cute voice.
>>23897201everyone likes ayame!
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I wish I was a rich oil prince so I could give her an aka supacha for that.
PPT is too precious.
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT HAACHAMA IS VISITING THIS THREAD TOMORROW I REPEAT HAACHAMA IS VISITING THIS THREAD TOMORROWPOLISH YOUR NARRATIVES AND POGCHAMPSALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
Haachama won my sub with her stupidity
>>23897200>nalatibbu?
>>23897213Dog
Quick, post your rare Hololive images!
>>23897213
Haachama's probably the only holo who could pull this shit off and get me entertained, god bless this retard
>>23897196Why isn't she naked with her clothes folded neatly next to her?
>>23897185What the fuck? I had to skip this shitty puzzle because I thought it was bugged
>>23897192>i hope does this kind of stream again. This was one of the best streams I've seen in a while.hopefully using something less incomprehensible next time
>>23897032This shit isn't idols ! 0/10 did laugh AKB48 would be very disappointed YAGOO too.
Haato is fucking reatrded!
>Shien crying to a gachaBossu...
>>23897238It's funnier because she's trying to translate things she has no chance of succeeding in though.
ayame...
>>23897229
Last for Haachama!