/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23826238
That's a terrible idea. Undead never use coffins to sleep in. And they're also not really about having sex. And who has ever heard of having sex in bed? It's like you've compiled all these things no one cares about and asked if it would make you money. Idiot.

>>23826300
and besides undead would already have the coffin they are buried in

>>23826323
Exactly, why would they want a brand new two person sized coffin?

>>23826282
>My wife is supposed to be working, but she keeps getting distracted while I carry her!

What guild does your waifu belong to?

>>23826357
Wankanda.

If you hug your rapist before she rapes you that stops her from raping you because that would force her to break the hug

>>23826405
Hahaha, good one!

>>23826386
>shitty /monster/ memes
Keep them there

>>23826459
I'm gonna hug her from behind so she cant hug me back

Men exist so dragons can dickthrone them.

why do we like getting raped so much?

>>23826519
We're a bunch of trashy whores.

>>23826519
I'm a slut

>>23826519
Emotional isolation and starved for any kind of affection

>>23826519
I very much prefer the other way around if anything.

>>23826463
They make good memes, they just barely have anyone on board anymore.

Almost done with my anubutt smut. Just gotta proofread things.

>>23826519
It's because rape is more like proactive female sex in MGE's setting. It's less the traumatic, emotional disaster that actual physical abuse would have and more along the lines of the lady taking the lead.

>>23826519
Because like what >>23826533 and >>23826552 said, I’d be a camwhore in no time if the portals opened. Playing games without a shirt on, doing chores and making food, all to show what a good husband I could be for the right girl.

>>23826711
Based.

>>23826506
There’s a corollary of this theory for Anubises.

>>23826621
Shortstacks and lolis trying to look intimidating while standing on a ladder is too cute, I’d headpat them so much for looking so cute!

>>23826738
I have a weird dream of being a MG twitch camwhore. In the dream I eventually get doxed somehow and raped by my waifu on stream after accidentally having my dick show up on stream.

>>23826519
Because being tied up and used for the pleasure of our monster wives is hot.

>>23826519
I am a little bitch beta slut that was made to be a hellhound's cumpump.

I want to hug one of every type of elf

>what are you going to do? bite me?

>>23826923
>angry gagged grape snek noises

>>23826923
Threaten her with water balloons.

>>23826943
She's an apophis not a hinezumi

>>23826553
Add crippling fear of rejection.

>>23827010
It'd probably only be effective against that Sphinx. Doing that on an Anubis would get you cursed and she'll tickle you until you can't stand

>>23826923
>"lady the weather's beautiful outside, come, I'll show you on a date...'

>>23827010
Works just as well.

>>23826738
>>23826766
It would be a race between Gremlins hacking your account and Tanukis bribing Twitch

>>23827055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGXbPRoQa8
>Apophis vs. Dark Slime that keeps lamia shape

>>23826282

Apophis can take the throne, she can take the land, and she can take the supply of water, but she can never take my virginity!

>>23826357
Just imagine what Simic waifu can do.

>>23827118
Thats alotta tail

>>23826357
She's definitely an Izzet type.

water is literally the best thing ever Undines are truly the best

>>23827178
The more fluff, the better.

I been wondering why my pb&j sandwiches been tasting funny recently but my wife just giggles when I ask her

>>23827228
But what is it hiding?

The only way to beat a hellhound is to look directly at her eyes and say "I love you".

>>23827258
Something must have happened with the peanut butter.

Ice girls are cool

>>23827118

>>23827327
Go on full offensive and French kiss her.

Alright! I finished my bossy anubis smut. I may not be proud of it, but at least my dick is.

It's got maledom and bondage, so be warned!
https://pastebin.com/zasbyRKZ

Look at this snake! werent her eyes yellow? but red honestly suits much better

>>23827118
Little sister or daughter?

Instead of a lemonade stand set up a headpatting stand

>>23827466
i don't into boat foxes but i won't be surprised if the little one is a "mini-me" alter of the big one

>>23827389
Fun read, both for the two coming to understand each other and the smut.
>His mistress even had a chest that was cold on the inside, an impressive luxury for Desert Kingdom inhabitants.
Got an unexpected chuckle from me too

>>23827389
n i c e.
Very good stuff anon.

>>23827443
Those are some fat foxes.

>>23827389
good stuff. some parts felt rushed but not in a bad way

>>23827524
They're scary, I do my best to keep away cause any prolonged exposure and I'd become a highly dependent mofu-addict
male:mindbreak is the least of it

http://imgbox.com/g/npjJaSOkVT
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 136. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/hG5kGJw0

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

It would've been 137 new images, but I lost one. If anyone has LN's latest cursed sword image from a few threads back, please post it.

>>23827565
Found it.

>>23827565
Uh oh

>>23827629
Such great meidos!

>>23827565
>nav dark mage
>barb's lich
Some real good stuff this week

>>23826774
Scary elven assassins

>>23827466
Clone created by unethical jewcat experiments.

>>23826386
I wanna be featured on HOUNDED

>>23826357
>Join Clan Boros.
>Find yourself fighting alongside not just other Humans, but big beefy Minotaurs, Angels, Goblins, Griffins and Elementals.

>>23826357
>Join Clan Boros.
>Find yourself fighting alongside not just other Humans, but big beefy Minotaurs, Angels, Goblins, Griffins and Elementals.

>>23827784
boros angels are good, but Orzhov angels are better

>>23827796
i'll repeat myself: Orzhov has better angels, and why would you want anything else?

>>23826923
Hooboy, she's giving the 'Foolish Mortal!' chuuni speech.

>>23826323
>>23826330
I wonder if the Undead would hire dancing pallbearers to carry them around in their own coffin, just to see what it's like from the other side.

>>23826323
Some Undead travel with them, they're good as a portable bed, or even item storage.

How to acquire grape snek?

>>23827912
I want to be the lone pious prieat of a convent where half the nuns have been scretly corrupted into demons and the other are angels. Both sides hungry for my pious man cock.

>>23826519
I'm a male prostitute, and some of the girls are into that so I have to pretend.

>>23827840
I'm not sure I should trust her wares

>>23827935
didnt mean to you that post.

>>23827948
but her prices are to die for

>>23827912
Acquire pharaoh first, gets you a marry 1 get 1 free deal

>>23827965
but my pharaoh keeps beating her rival

>>23827965
I don't want the pharaoh as wife. I mean, I'd take her as a concubine or sex slave, but I'd prefer only an apophis as my wife

>>23827965
Having the Pharaoh graped one day would be strange, your harsh Anubis taskmaster who used to bark orders at you all day is now licking her lips and squeezing your crotch with her big paws.

>>23827565
What a demure jubjub

>>23827969
That's when you sabotage the pharaoh

>>23827840
>undead kuudere Tanuki who writes on a whiteboard to speak because she unfortunately can’t speak real good anymore

>>23827565
Catto burger

>>23827912
Volunteer to be a sacrifice to Grape Snek. Peace returns and you get a wife.

Yaya!

>>23828010
but that wouldn't make the win fair

>>23828011
I bet she has the best billboards to make up for her muteness

>>23827732
Ok boyim.

>>23828025
Very cute!

>>23828029
>You try to let the grape snake win but she just rapes you and undoes the shackles you put on the Pharaoh to make the fight fair once more

>>23827912
Shitpost the pharaoh, though it's 50/50 whether you get GRAPEed or get jumped by a mummy working for the Pharoah Internet Defense Force.

The most relaxing place is under a Jinko's arm in the bath.

>>23828029
All's fair in love and war

>>23828025
Feels weird seeing my poopy pixels being posted.

>>23828120
weird how that snake fights so honorable was she raised by a knight

>>23826282

If you were a camwhore for monstergirls, what do you think is the kind of thing each species would request of you the most?

>>23828336
I'm not a camwhore I'm a video game live streamer with cam pointed at my lap so they can see my controller just because I wear tight shorts doesnt means I'm flaunting my bulge to those monsters

>>23828336
Elves and Kakuen would request close-up shots of your ears.

>>23826923
What a bunch of tail-lets

>>23828336
>Open up your channel to superchats with the understanding that you'll read them all
>They all write up smut for you to read
>Things like: "I love silky, smooth scales so much I wanna cum all over them. I can't get enough of them. Please squeeze me, my love!", "Please feed me your milk, mommy holst", and "Oh yes, shove your tongue down my throat, you jackal bitch!"
It's all fun and games until one horny, single, nerdy, monster girl hacks your shit. Gets your info, tracks you down, and rapes you.

>>23828462
>I want a bicorn nerd to leak my info so that i get gangraped and forced to do everything in those fanfics.

Gee so many fox posts in this thread,what gives?

>>23828462
I'll just say all that super deadpan to take the fun out of it then they'd probably stop when I give them no reaction

Which monster will teach me how to do a fucking infinite?

>>23828510
Hinezumi

>>23828504
Only if they're horny and single! If they're watching it with their husband for laughs they might up their game. And who knows, some kuudere out there may actually start to like it.

>>23827912
Find snake
Grape it

>>23828510

>>23828529
ＨＡ　ＨＡ　ＨＡ　ＨＡＡＡ
ＡＵＴＯＭＡＤＩＮＨＯ　ＳＯＣＳＳＥＲ

>>23828219
I know what I'd slip in her drink. I want to see her smugness disappear when the potion starts working, then see her get ultrasmug moment after she realizes what happened.

>>23828563
damn, she's jacked. i better do as she says or else she'll do a thing to me

>>23828396
Is that what you tell to yourself every night while you try to sleep, anon?

>>23828589
If they don't watch me for my video game skills then why do devs give me free game keys to try out their games though it is weird they keep asking to send physical disks and need my address instead of digital keys

>>23826282

>>23828056
who is her sponsor?

>>23828462
Just because I'll read them doesn't mean I'll read them out loud.
What can they do about that?

>>23828650
busy bees

>>23826519
I want to feel desired and useful for once in my life.

>>23828336
>Gazer requesting private Skype calls
And yes, I'd bite. I just...I just love her so much

>>23828563
Those are some fat eyestalks.

>>23828650
A fine bee for my collection.

>>23828768
Who else becomes useless the moment a woman touches your chin?

>>23828779

>>23828779
I wouldn't know. I have never been touched by a woman.

i want a nerdy monstergirl to fight me with a demonlight saber

>>23828808
How embarrassing

>>23828808
>>>/r9k/

>>23828768
>have this scareoused fantasy of becoming the seed provider of any bug type mg colony,mostly mosquito vamps or spiders
>hate because i LOATHE insects but would love because drainings 24/7
i dislike this

>>23828779
i'm only weak to scalp massage

>>23828779
For me it's being touched at all. I turn into putty. I know that this is probably taboo for these threads but I actually do have a gf.

>>23828821
>>23828834
What are you normalfags doing here?

>>23828855
>i'm only weak to alp massage

>>23828852
Considered being a rat broodfather?

>>23828808
It's okay anon, ignore the joggers. I am 27, a virgin and never had a gf.

>>23828852
I just like bugs

>>23828887
I don't believe you

>>23828883
No,i rather be BUGGED than RATTED

>>23828336
>Martial-types would want to see my workout routine.
>Centaur-family listening to me talk about how I would spoil horses when I worked as a racing groom.
I wouldn't be surprised if a cuck horse and a few lizardmen showed up at my door one day after streaming.

Short monsters>tall monsters

>>23828900
I have autism severe enough I still have to be taken care of by my mom.

>>23828852
>find the idea of being the cumpump for a hyper-fertile broodmother hot as fuck
>don't like the idea of having so many daughters that I'd have a hard time remembering their names, let alone getting to know them

Would Mallow be a sylph?

>>23828808
31 and in the same boat, ignore the normalfags

>>23828937
Even cwc managed to get laid

>>23828808
>>23829007

>what real /jp/ users are supposed sound like

>>23829014
whores dont count

>>23828808
i'm 20. It fucking sucks sometimes. I wish I didn't have autism and I wish I wasn't socially inept

>>23829054
also 20 here
The trick is to find someone as fucked-up and autistic as you

Is there a monster girl that would be into something like this?

>>23829014
>cwc
Who?

>>23829080
Nacho

>>23829092
If this isn't bait then you're in for a wild ride.
Search "chris chan a comprehensive history" on youtube.

>>23829070
Not him. I don't think I could stand a girl who's as fucked up and autistic as me.

>>23829080
Lizardmen after defeating them

>>23829070
I NEED someone who can actually take care of me. If my Mom dies and my siblings don't offer to take me in I may as well kill myself.

>>23829092

>>23828958
Insects are a hive mind anon they will forgive you if you cant tell one daughter from another,just keep making more sisters!

>>23828871
Same.
Not to the spoiler though, you lucky sunovabitch good for you!!!

>>23828936
I'm only really okay with tall girls if they're /fit/ tomboys. Big girls with cow tits need some vetting first.

Short girls are good all around.

>>23826282

>>23829080
>>>/v/

>>23829080
Depends, with or without trying to drag you into the shadow realm?

>>23828900
It's not that hard when you've never felt a romantic attraction to a real person in your entire life.
Humans do jack shit for me in that regard.

>>23829204
Holy fuck where is the Rance edit of the chocking meme?

>>23829210
>spoiler
I was thinking without, but if there is one that can do that, I'm interested.

>>23829080
Nacho for one. Maybe Salamanders, Lizardmen, Hinezumi, Baphomets and other races that like being defeated too.

>>23829215

>>23829080
Is this the same girl?
Whats she from?

loli Nachomander

Happy Friday all! We made it through another week, and get to enjoy the weekend.

I've been curious about waifus again. So, Anons, does your waifu know magic or other special skills? What kinds?

>>23829271
I'm completely serious.
Especially since I started out on the fur side of things and drifted back.

>>23829273
The one the guy posted is Gele from rance III and 03. She's a villain, the completely evil type too. She gets locked in an empty void dimension wailing that she doesn't want to be alone and it's said it'll take her at least 1000 years to recover.

>>23829286
My nun waifu probably knows some hieromancy and pharmomancy spells. She was q great spellblade as well when she was human so she probably knows more but cares not to share.

>>23829302
I know that feel. Spent years drifting through seedier parts of the internet, till monstergirls showed me the light.

>>23829310
Is the choking before or after?

>>23829302

>>23829325
Ah, my mistake assuming this discussion wasn't in bad faith.

>>23829323
Before, during sex.

>>23829302
I rember I almost became a furry

>>23829286
I'm not exactly sure if her eye rays count as magic. Beyond that and levitation—typical for her species—I actually don't think she would know that many spells.

She has plenty of arcane knowledge, since she uses it for work and hobbies, but actual spells I see limited to some utility magics and nymphomaniacs because she knows even the concept of that field of magic turns me on

She also knows a bit of martial arts, oddly enough, but that's probably her weeb side.

>>23829332

>>23829286
She's pretty good with magic but most of her studies go into other areas.

>>23829388
Go on...

>>23829302
I can relate in a similar yet different way. I was very heavily into male on female rape doujins where the girl didn't end up liking it, gangbangs and futa. I enjoy the second one of those via dopelganger potions now but monster girls saved me from the other two.

>>23829286
>Wife is pretty good at mana manipulation. She mostly uses her abilities to either restore my energy after an intense breeding session, or through mana-conductive material to manipulate it.
>Maid refuses to tell me how she does it, but she always manages to show up at the right time to catch falling things, have whatever I'm looking for in her palm, or offer her body as soon as I think lewd thoughts. I think it's some sort of precognition, but it may just be good meido instincts.

>>23826282

>>23829286
My hellhound wife has no innate talent with magic, so she has to train like any human would. She likes body-focused enchantments, used to either enhance or diminish certain attributes.

>>23829394
She's a curator, so she mostly studies history and other parts of culture. She sometimes studies and practices magic, but this is more of a hobby.

>>23829445
A fighter, huh? Any special moves? Super combo finish?

>>23829444
Zan is a cool girl.

>>23829445
Oh hey, my hellwife is into magic too. She's pretty accomplished at this point though.
I'd handle the alchemy side of things (she doesn't consider it to be "magic" magic.)

>>23829286
minor illusion magic just to camouflage

>>23829489
The coolest!

>>23829495
Surely you jest. I mean, a Hellhound? Practicing magic? What a farce. Pray tell, what does the brutish, infernal canine have to do with the scholarly pursuit of magecraft?

>>23828248
Did this used to be caption?

>>23829540
That's what I thought at first, but it looks like the artist just added an other huge-ass stone step.

>>23829425
Not that it matters, but the species of wife is a low-level pharaoh being a daughter to a real pharaoh, she never had to train that much in combat and maid is a golem.

>>23828248
Does she count as woc?

>>23829517
That attitude is precisely why she got into magic to start with. Just to say "fuck you I can."
The sky's the limit as far as her goals, but she's prioritized translocation and enchantment type magics for the time being.
Imagine™️

>>23829540
What gave you that idea?

>get cornered by a kunoichi
>she makes multiple shadow clones of herself and tells you to prepare yourself
>a few hours later, they are all lying in a pile, cumflated and passed out, allowing you to escape
>for now...

>>23829587
That signature placement made me think she had a beard.

>>23829587
Apophises seem like very good saturday morning cartoon ancient evils. They'd be fun to comfort after those pesky Solar Rangers foil her zany schemes every week.

>>23829611
I bet it was one of those dummy thicc orange Kunoichi.

Kunoichi getting pinned down by Demons!

>>23829672
It'd be kinda hot if they slapped their tails at each other dismissively.

>>23829286
Yes! My queen as a powerful cleric with a vast array of magic gifted to her by the gods! She specializes in necromancy. She's also a gifted spirit medium who can speak with and see ghosts. She often combines these abilities to have her once loyal followers return from the dead to possess the vessels she prepares or she strengthens her favorite followers by imbuing them with the spirit of her gods, turning them into incarnations like herself. Like imbuing the spirit of Sehkmet and turning an elf into a lion-like monster girl, for example.

>>23826282

>>23829672
I wanna see her get pinned down by oinky oinker orcs!

>>23829672
>>23829777
>kunoichi coming to assassinate man.
>protected by his massive P'orc horde.
>Fat ass and big titties lead to her getting caught.
>aggressively molested by P'orcs
>Once she is hot and ready the orcs take her to their leader.
>her uses his cock to turn her into her loyal girl.

>No Gospodar ice monsters will ever ride over the mountains seeking to carve a kingdom for themselves, led by their ice queen witches
>They will never fall on your homeland like a scourge, hunting for wealth and husbands and looking for an escape from Chaos
> They will never shatter your morale in a climactic battle
> You will never get HUGGED by a muscular Yeti and all twenty of her closest friends to seal the deal
>YWN end up a communal hugslut, chew toy and husband to these awesome beasts

I made myself sad

Cheshire-chan might laugh at you and tease you but you're her world anon, and don't you forget it

>>23829804
The Kunoichi's mission of taking down the Ronin Anon and his band of P'Orc bandits has failed!

>>23829611
A clumsy kunoichi who keeps trying and failing spectacularly to assassinate you would be cute. Technically she's your enemy, hired by some unseen shadowy force to neutralize you, but she's also your most loyal companion for a while after every defeat.

>>23829876
I can't resist a girl that lays on my like my cat does on my chest.

>>23829876
>decide to work late one day
>figure your cheshire wife won't mind, it's not like she's a kobold or anything
>come home at around 1am, being as quiet as possible since you assume she'll be asleep
>notice her sitting crosslegged on top of the fridge, eyes and teeth glowing in the dark exactly like the movie
>"Hi sweetie! I missed you~" she says, in a high-pitched sing-song voice, ears flat and tail whipping

>>23829286
No

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for those monster girls with above average hearing to once again experience the 'joy' of thunderstorms booming again.

>>23829972
Stay close to them, friend.

>>23829984
Of course!
That being said, I actually find it easier to sleep when storms are going on.

>>23829998
Yeah, the rain and the cool air makes it really good sleeping-in weather. Shame it hurts cute wans and nyas.

>>23829972
I shall take this opportunity to vacuum the entire everything.

>>23829972
Would it be a bad idea to go down to the local kobold/wolf-family shelter and comforting them during storms? It seems like a nice gesture but you don't want them to get too clingy.

>>23830026
I don't think a service human has the same connotations as a service animal

>>23830018
It does.
They probably grumble something about 'visiting the local ryu shrine' when big ones happen.

>>23830019
Please do not stack sonic attacks.

>>23830026
Thats how you get doggo imotous.

>>23830053
I'll clean close to her to let her know I'm near by.

Remember to make out with all three of a Wock's tentacles upon meeting her.

Childhood friend Leanan Sidhe who makes figures of anime mamono to hotglue.

>>23830165
I can't neglect the tail

>>23830175
Busting my ass collecting rare mamono figurines for my waifu.

Actually sorta worth it when she squees over a rare one

>>23830175
>ywn get mashima to draw MGE.
I need some mamano with his thickness.

>>23830175
That's just begging for a time when she leaves a Leanan Sidhe statue wrapped up for you and encourages you to use "it" to your heart's content.

Luckily, you'll probably realize the hilarious prank in time and nothing will come of it. Phew! Mischievous fairies are something else, even when they're childhood friends.

What is the best distro for my automaton?

>>23830224
OniOS

>>23830224
A waifu should be safe and dependable before anything else.
Don't get tempted by false promises, and just fork over the cash for Windows.

>>23830257
>not just pirating using the free version of it.

Spanking that Anubutt! Hearing her bark with every slap!

>be young anon
>decide to do as young boys do and go adventuring
>leave home early one morning only to find your Lv. 250 momster in her old adventuring gear insisting that she join you
>she assures you that with her by your side, you won't need any other companions, especially female ones

>>23830350
but mooooooooom

>>23830350
Mom sure has a high level...

>>23830350
>ywn be hit "accidentally" by a full power lust spell by your ultra high level momster.
>ywn proceed to fuck her brains out for a week.

>>23830367
Level means nothing when your still a turbo virgin like she is.

>>23830350
No way I'm starting a 2-man team with her. Being a healslut to your mother sounds really awkward.

I want to hold my daughteru down and pound her tight little anus.

>>23830380
It's not awkward at all. Momsters need plenty of sonu healing energy to keep going.

>Your house centipedes have monsterized into housewife centipedes
Just think of doting

>>23830380
>Leave momster behind to go find a real adventure partner
>Manage to find a high level dullahan willing to take you as a squire/healer at the adventuring guild
>Turns out she was the tank in your momster's old adventuring party, and invites her to your party as a side tank/dps
Now you have two older women trying to get into your pants, and your momster wants you to make it up to her for abandoning her. Is this better?

>>23830440
I don't think I have any centipedes here. Only ever seen a few small millipedes in the yard.

>>23830456
Millipedes are even more doting.

Protein rich milk

I like girls with big healthpools. Which species would be best for me?

>>23830497
Load-bearing Mino?

Threadly reminder

>>23830497
Thighs so wide it's impossible for that man to wrap his arms around them.

>>23830350
This scenario generally goes with a DQ style heroic JRPG quest, but I always wondered what it would be like with a Pokemon or other mon' catching/raising quest would be like. Is it awkward to capture your momster, train her, and have her call you master?

>>23830518
Mom I'm 10 years old now I can take care of myself and your needs too!

>>23830473
So how does one differentiate between a Millipede and the ferocious Oomukade?

>>23830452
>Is this better?
As long as the dullahan treats me like an actual party member and not their son, yeah, much better.
>your momster wants you to make it up to her for abandoning her
If she wants me to dick her, it's not happening.

>>23830551
Milipedes do not have venom lines on their bodies and in fact do not produce any venom at all. They are also even shyer initially, but become more protective of their mates.

>>23830575
>venom lines
Hey kid, wanna do some lines?

>>23830683
No bulli i just dont know what to call them.

>>23830683
Thanks Doc

>>23827497
>>23827508
>>23827526
Glad you guys like it. I don't know if I'll do a sequel even though I have a character that would be relevant to that. These kinds of things require me to be in my zone.

>>23830687
She looks trustworthy, and I bet she gives great hugs.

>>23830687
Sorry lady, but I've sworn off fooling around with horny nuns. Believe me, it's not your fault. It's not mine either, but it's not your fault.

>>23830687
Sister, I'm glad I live in this isolated cloister with you and the rest of the sisters, safe from all those scary Monsters out in the world.

>>23830531
This is how you make your momster heart-pupil in an instant.

Anon needs to stop hanging out with that Egyptian-themed gang, they're nothing but trouble!

>>23830959
The pharaoh gang-leader is very persuasive.
The gang members may look mean on the outside, but they're actually a bunch of softies that love oil massages and cuddles.

>>23831012
I hear all the gangs get together for karaoke on Fridays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

>>23830687
Sinning with your monster nun wife in a confesionnal.

>>23831025
>all the MG gangs get together at Kraken Karaoke once a month to let off steam and talk business
>lord help the one anon who is just working there to help pay for his college

Get a girl who can cook

>>23831059
>Initially frightened by all the scary gang members coming in for booze, food and loud singing.
>Over time all the gangs get to know Anon as the cute boy working to help pay for college.
>There's an agreement between gangs that Anon is under protection and they all chip in to help pay off his student loans.
>Becomes an honorary member of each gang.
>They all turn up at his graduation ceremony.
>Help him find work related to his degree.
Good end.

>>23831069

What is stretchy meat anyways? What part of the animal does it come from, what animal is it, is it cheap since the meat is stretchy and tough or is it expensive for being rare?

>>23831479
>poking nips
Oh fuck mommy I'm yours
I hope those portals don't open up I'd become a slut for hounds instantly

>>23831479
Play Digimon World, stretchy anime meat comes from farming

>>23831479
Nobody knows. The only time we see stretchy meat is after the Wendigos return from their long hunting trips in the deep mountain valleys. Few men have entered, and fewer have left unmarried.
The local snow MGs usually don't bother to go there, and the Wendis aren't saying.

>>23831535
The Wendigo maintain meat farms somewhere out there!

>>23831479
The origin of stretchy meat is shrouded in mystery. Whether obtained from an animal as small as a mouse, or a gigantic sea serpent. It maintains the shape of a cylinder of meat with a bone passing through it.

It's cheap, but filling and full of essential nutrients. In upper class societies it is carved from the bone before serving, everywhere else, people tear into it with their teeth like an animal.

>>23831555
>>23831561
Or perhaps Wendigo coats are keys to the elemental plane of meat, with nothing but clean cuts of ribeye and sirloin, neat flaps of chicken thigh meat, cubes of pork and mutton and veal, and pristine filets of tuna and salmon.
The flayed skeletons and musculature of roaming Mammoths form the main wildlife in this area, and it is these beasts the most experienced Wendigo hunt for the stretchiest of meats.

>>23831581
Papa Wendigo prefers to fish for salmon the old-fashioned way; by swatting them with his bare hands when they try to jump up a waterfall

>>23831581
>You will never be a chef in the MGE universe, and travel to the outskirts of Winterstown, to learn the secrets of 'Meat Magic' from the ancient Wendigos that dwell there.

>>23831585
>Papa Wendi fishes for salmon barehanded during the autumn salmon runs
>he catches half a bucket of prime salmon in under an hour with inhuman precision
>Wendi-chan watches and mimics him a bit upstream
>She keeps falling into the river and having to swim back out
Ganbare Wendi-chan!

>>23831606
Toriko: MGE?

>>23831606
The Meat Magic is only spoken in Deep Hibernal, the ancient warbling awawawa tongue of Wendis. Scraps of spell formulae and ritual chants are passed down by oral tradition, and each village in the Snow Kingdoms has a different rite to invoke the elemental plane of meat.
Winterstown's rite happens to be smoking a sturdy wooden pipe while admiring the crude, almost animalistic fridge paintings of the children. At precisely 4.45pm, the summoner must reach for a tenderizing mallet and open the freezer, and speak the words "What shall we cook for dinner tonight?"

Be careful not to catch a Deep One when you're out fishing.

Wendy dad and being a wendigoes husband is my favorite threadlore. Although all of winterstown is for me.

>>23831637
Imagine opening a portal to the plane of meat. Perfect grade steaks growing from trees, ground beef for soil and none of the food ever spoils. It remains fresh and perfectly cooked.

Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub!

>>23831667
If I were a deep one blu blu blubl ublublu blublu blub

Yeah, I'd fuck a cu sith...even marry her too. You got a problem with that, buck-o?

>>23831667
>>23831960
It occurs to me that an appearance update is pretty much the only thing you'd have to do to fit the Deep Ones into the setting.

>>23831700
Man that looks good

>I have broken the spine of the galaxy. I am the Rock of Ages upon whom the waves of the cosmic ocean crash. Mine is the will that triumphs across the ravages of time. Do you wanna make out?
What do?

>>23832314
Touch snake tits.

>>23831971
nah not really

>>23832314
Worship

>>23832314
Why me?

>>23832597
You're nice and easy to be around

>>23832314
>My daily life with a ancient snake goddess
I bet she is very displeased with my apparent but is fine with it due to it being mine.

>>23832815
What a sweaty succ.

>>23831534
Wasn't expecting this much nostalgia this morning. Digimon World has some good ideas for monster girl stuff.

>>23832815
Juicy meat,

>>23832875
Tell me about these ideas

>>23832885
Put some furniture in Ice Sanctuary and an Ice Queen could easily live there, Dark Lord Mansion could be the same with a Vampire or Wight, Gremlins and Automatons hanging out in Factorial Town. A forest inhabited by a brown knight centaur would be decent too.

Just don't feed monster girls strange looking chips.

>>23832958
>the story of how a little boy brought together a community and turned a dying village into a massive city
I can dig it

>>23832885

Not even the game, but the whole Digimon series has some legit designs/ideas.

>>23832674
>You're nice

Are goblins orcs ogres and trolls related?

>>23833110
Orcs, ogres and goblins yes, trolls no.

>>23832998
>A ten year old can train this

>>23833175
Ladydevimon loves little boys!

KC really wasted potential with the ogre, given folklore
>They appear in many classic works of literature, and are most often associated in fairy tales and legend with a taste for infants.

>>23833145
Why are trolls not related? Looking around modern fantasy is seems that both ogres and trolls aren't related to other greenskins, but are close "allies" and ogres and trolls are semi-related.

>>23833226
On Azeroth, Elves evolved from Trolls.

>>23833192
In what way?

>>23833256
>Warcraft trolls
Get out of my head. They're actually what I'm trying to fit into my setting without shafting the more scandinavian and MGE troll. Current theory is a kind of divergent evolution from the goblin into the troll, instead of kinda just evolving into an orc or what not. I'm trying to wrap my head around where jotunn, ogres and non-jamaican trolls fit into this idea.

In old norse, Jotunn were the umbrella term "greenskin" equivalent. Just trying to figure out how one root could turn so diverse.

>>23833256
>Thicc, lovey-dovey Trolls with a green-thumb evolving into tsundere, flat, haughty pointy-eared treehuggers
Yeah I don't think that works in MGE.

>>23828510
i know a harpy who has very cool infinites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIiYrZ7XgSw

>milking spiders

>>23833105
You know. They say she isn't for lewd, but she seems pretty slutty to me: https://imgbox.com/g/6A90a7acw5

Is this basically a dramatization of how demon mamono harrass and pwn a powerful Order Hero?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSGclOlVmg

>>23832815
her runes look wrong

>>23833394
Why is she putting pegs on that poor guy's dick?
This reminds me I need to do more cute vanilla with her though, haven't done much since making the card.

>>23828936
>Short monsters>tall monsters
Words of wisdom

>>23833485
Because she's a filthy degenerate and pervert

I might not like the sabbath but they sure do make good cookies

>>23833571
That's how they get you. Their cookies are laced with aphrodisiacs that incite lust towards lolis. So be sure to eat plenty! Support the cause!

>>23833613
Lolis will never sway my love for tall flats

I love liches!

>>23833731
Liches are great
http://imgbox.com/AUCbEvRy

>>23833731
>strike liches

Did cyclops-chan always have that gleam in her eye? Honestly, almost making me want a monoeye.

Now, rereading her profile, she is horrendously underrated, holy shit. 1010 girls cyclops are.

>>23833501
>>23828936
>>23829197
>womanlet cope

Valentines ain't a happy day for everyone. Chin up, Scylla.
https://twitter.com/genuinefrugert/status/1261595926180716544

>>23833402
Damn that whole multiplayer mod is shit.

>>23834295
Poor girl needs a hug.

>>23834260
Smaller and younger girls simply are cute.

>>23834295
That octo-gal needs chocolate.

I like tall flats because sticcs are nice to hug

>>23833356
>they’re milking the leggies

>>23834295
Hey that's me

>>23834295
I wonder what's it like being a single guy during valentine.
Then again, I'm a antisocial that and stays inside on that day so I guess that doesn't matter.

swimming with the fishes

>>23834800
I'd make sure to give all my classmates chocolate that way every monster is for sure to get something

>>23834626
Keep up the good work

>>23826282
Post BLESSED images.

The recent Hellhound set had a creampie version but it also had lactation, done a quick and lazy edit for anyone not into that https://files.catbox.moe/l415j1.jpg

>>23834800
[excited monstergirl noises]

>>23835017
>GBTF
GTFO

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Anon.
Goblins violate.
Raijus masturbate.
Ogres show bout.
Centaurs mount.
Manticores suck.
Black Harpies fuck.
I hope your expectations comes into shape
because once you realize it, Hellhounds rape.

>>23835119
Ochis are cute.

>>23835017
>TF
>Meme man approval
>TGTF
>Meme man disapproval

>>23834892
>First year at a school with monster girls as part of an exchange program
>Only boy in a class full of monster girls in elementary school
>Valentines Day rolls around
>Hand out valentines to all your classmates with candies
>End up becoming the most popular kid in the class
>They constantly try to steal kisses from you
>All the girls always wanna be around you
>Their monster instinct recognize you as theirs
>Their desire for you never fades
>End up with 20 or so girls wanting your dick as high school comes around
Little did you know that that innocent, common gesture made on that fateful Valentines Day so many years ago sealed your fate and made you their husband from that day until the End of Time.

Easy way to get a harem I guess. Basically an OP cheatcode for monster girl world.

>>23835119
An Ochimusha commission? Rare and cute

>>23834295
I'd prefer a kraken, but fine, you can hug me, Scylla-chan

>>23832815
i wish a cute, sexy and desperate succ would summon me to be her cumpump and cuddle pillow

>>23835077
>Tell a monster girl this
>Valentine rolls around
>Stay inside like normal
>Door rings
>It's said monster girl
>She makes her way in despite you being in the way
>"I was actually thinking of just staying inside all day"
>"Oh that's fine, the two of us can be inside all~ day~"
>Oh no
>get lovingly raped in your own home for the rest of the day
>Though she did buy you a shitton of chocolate so I guess it's fine

I want to see an Ochi that did a strength build.

>>23835183
I just wanted to share my chocolate not get a harem whoops

>>23834810
Careful, they may be electrically charged
https://pastebin.com/p36Nmqzw
https://pastebin.com/1ewVtZ4t

>Thunder Fish Street
>We sang quite a bit huh? Your song wasn’t that good, but I think I liked your voice.Yeah, my throat’s in tune now. Thanks to you. That’s it. Since singing is difficult for you, why not try out instruments too? The area we’re heading to now has a lot of shops, and there’s also instrument stores.

>That’s why we’re passing through here right now, this is “Thunder Fish Street”. That’s what the large waterway in front of us is called, not the street we’re walking on. Court Alf is a country of water, and although there is more land here compared to other islands, Saida still has waterways all over the city, and a lot of mermaids live here. This waterway, which uses a river flowing from the Saida mountains, seems to be the widest among waterways. It’s always night on this island. As you can see, this waterway is also pitch black, so the neon street lights and signs reflect off the water’s surface, shining very beautifully. Also… I’m sure this area is connected to “Studio=Paralyzer”, so… will it be coming soon? Look, there it is, following the flow of the waterway, lightning is running along the surface of the water while shining a rainbow of colors… don’t you think it’s such a great spectacle that it’ll be burned into your eyes for a while? We saw it at the live house earlier, in response to the song maiden’s performance, the power of lightning gathered inside the thunderstones in the shop. Such a particularly large box has a mechanism that releases that gathered lightning and pours it into the waterway. Similar to that shop, tiles of thunderstone are spread all over the bottom of the waterway, and when lightning runs through the waterway like a flash, the tiles that shine along with it color that flash in several colors.

>"Isn’t it dangerous to pour lightning into water"? Even though you’re from outside, you should know that. That’s right, lightning flows easily through water, so even though demon realm lightning doesn’t kill, people who are in the water or touching it will go numb without fail. For that reason, it’s better to say it’s dangerous on purpose. Look, the mermaids that were in the waterway just now are also terribly numb with tingles as if their chests and wombs were pierced. Their expressions are empty, and it seems they feel so good their eyes have lost focus. Ah, one leapt at a man that approached, and is sucking on his lips. She completely stuck in her tongue and is devouring him greedily… it looks like she’s been starving for a man for a while, so I don’t think she intends to let go of him soon. That’s why the mermaids of this city are always blushing, letting out sighs filled with passion, or constantly have an expression as if they’re expecting something. Men also say that the mermaids of this city are more erotic than in other cities, and their singing voices are bewitching. There’s no end to the number of guys that play in the water like that, and get devoured by mermaids.

>There are lots of waterways in Saida with such a feeling, and I think there was also a beautiful plaza on Saida Neon Street with thin water spread underneath your feet. It would be dangerous if there was an accident and lightning flowed into a place like that. However, you never know when an accident will occur. For that reason, you shouldn't be so close to me. If so, it’s safe to say when an accident will occur…

>Shock Shop Street
>This is the commercial district of Saida, “Shock Shop Street”. It generally has all of the instrument and clothing stores a song maiden needs. Because there are so many shops, it feels even busier with all the neon signs. I’ve never been here before, but it seems there are various shops you can enjoy together with a man.

>There are a lot of street performances here too, but the level of the bands gathered here is quite high. Look, that live band over there is using guitars and drums painted black with red strings and drum heads, instruments from a store called “Deep Sounds”. That Imp and Devil band over there in the new “Teen’s Charm” clothes… they even set up a branch in Saida. A band like that is performing at the request of a store around here. That’s why many of the bands around here become naturally talented and well-known bands. Also, there are some groups that are confident in their skills and come here to sell themselves.

>That’s why everyone here is eager to improve themselves, and pour violent crackling lightning into each other. Since it’s a place like that, I think I'd feel nervous if I performed here.

>...The Imp and Devil from earlier are glancing at you. Let’s hurry up and enter a store.

>>23835017
Ehh, make the person getting monsterized a girl and we are good.

>>23835389
It happens. But worry not, you'll have a great life ahead of you

>>23826282

>>23835647
>smug rich echidna
She won't be so smug when I remind her she has no children!

>>23834810
.


In other news trying to pick an ff xiv server is hard if other boards are to be believed.

>>23835682
Only if you're trying for a particular one. All the popular ones are filled to the brim.

>>23835682
is this sweet bro and hella jeff trying to do a hug?

>>23835680
She won't be so smug when i perform the heist of the century, stealing all her riches, her private phone number, and her heart!

Who wins in a fight between an Elven cop and her nemesis, a massive Hobgoblin delinquent?

>"Sorry mister, no people with a body mass index over 25 allowed and you're clearly far above that. It's not like you would find company here anyway so let me escort you to the exit~"
How do you cope with monstergirls being huge lookists?

>>23835872
Better question that more accurately represents your image.

What do you do when a monster grabs your bum?

>>23835825
Hobgoblin delinquent, huh? What if she doesn't even mean it, like, she just straight up forgets she needs to be in school and wanders around breaking shit because she's clumsy and has big honkers. Then her normal goblin 'friends' just take advantage of the chaos to steal shit.

>>23835518
Neat