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Ojou-sama felt like Chinese food today, which meant me going out shopping. On the way to the nearest human village, some pesky fairies--there are quite a few of them around, now that spring is coming--shot at me. Of course, I threw knives back at them until they fell. They went down quickly; it was hardly even entertaining.
Shortly afterwards, though, something unusual happened. A bunch of dirty-looking humans approached me, waving signs that read things like "Stop the Abuse" and "Stop Terrorism on Fairies." One of them accused me of being "cruel" to those fairies, and then the lot of them started chanting, "Two, four, six, eight! Today we stop the fairy hate!"
Anyway, I cut them to pieces. Such low-class humans aren't worthy of being food for ojou-sama.

The Chinese food turned out very well, by the way.

>> No.2384708

>Ojou-sama felt like Chinese food
Those are some strange symptoms. You better tell Eirin about it.

>> No.2384711

Not your fucking blog.

>> No.2384741

Cool story, maid.

>> No.2384778

>>2384688
Damn dirty apes.

>> No.2384825

I love these threads.

>> No.2384858

Mai meido~

>> No.2384890

Did you change Remi's diaper today?

>> No.2384894

I hate mondays

>> No.2384899

>>2384890
Ask Miles.

>> No.2384902

>>2384894
But today is Tuesday.

>> No.2384909

>>2384902
No it's not, it's Wednesday.
Silly Northern Hemispherians.

>> No.2384915

>>2384909
>04/07/09(Tue)
Its tuesday
moot agreed don't bother him about it.

>> No.2384917

>>2384899
Seriously, stop that.

>> No.2384921

>>2384917
are you frustrated diaperfag?

>> No.2384937

>>2384921
Diaperfags are always frustrated.

>> No.2384945

>>2384890

I AM ERECT

>> No.2384949

>>2384917
You're disgusting.

>> No.2384955
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2384955

>>2384917

>> No.2384999

>>2384917
say......bedwetters are considered underage in a way.

>> No.2385010

>>2384999
Well yeah, that would explain his "WHY ARE THEY BULLYING ME~" cries in #/jp/.

>> No.2385015

>>2384917
kill you're self

>> No.2385018

>>2385010
There's a /jp/ IRC? God damn I'm slow. What's the server?

>> No.2385021

>>2385018
irc.rizon.net, but trust me, it's not worth the effort.

>> No.2385025

>>2385018
You don't want to go there unless you like seeing Shion, Gogetta, and Taiko Drum Master circle jerk with each other.

>> No.2385032

>>2385021
>>2385025
Couldn't be much worse than the constant tripfag circlejerk going on in normal /jp/ right now.

>> No.2385037

>>2385025
me and taiko arent on #/jp/. gogeta isnt even on irc as far as i know

>> No.2385045

>>2385037
Funny you referred to the worst tripfags on /jp/

>> No.2385061

On IRC
Remilia Scarlet (!NOUx2Remio)
Miles
and some people who only post anon

>> No.2385067

>>2385061
Basically the trash of /jp/ are there.

>> No.2385073

>>2385067
That Remilia doesn't even post on /jp/ anymore

>> No.2385085

>>2385067
You forgot Taiko, Gogeta, KoG, etc.

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2385088

>>2385025
>Gogetta

>> No.2385111

>>2385088
Get out, now

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