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2382854 No.2382854 [Reply] [Original]

Left o' right?

>> No.2382857

Patchy, I don't want anyone reading my mind and finding out how shallow and horny I am.

>> No.2382866

Left.

>> No.2382870

>>2382857
Right, cause i'd actually prefer this.

>> No.2382869

>>2382857
This

enjoy you're mind reading slut miles

>> No.2382873

>>2382854
Both

>> No.2382875

Patchy is smart enough to deduce that otherwise.

Doesn't matter, I still love her.

>> No.2382883

middle

>> No.2382886

inb4miles

Also, left.

>> No.2382889

>>2382857

Satori doesn't know anything about s.e.x right? If that the reason I prefer her than Patchu.

>> No.2382897

Left, the bookworm is hot.

>> No.2382901
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2382901

The only choice

>> No.2382902

Either one.

With Patchy, I'd want to go to her library, so I can see all the stuff in there. She's probably just sit and read, but I'm pretty content just browsing through the volumes of books she must have.

With Satori, I'd be interested in hearing what she thinks about humans in general. What does she think about most youkai? What is it about animals makes them a good companion for her?

>> No.2382910

Left an' Right

>> No.2382911

>>2382902
Oh anon. This isn't going to be a date.

>> No.2382915

>>2382901
Still prefer the left even in this picture

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2382926

In before.

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Satori obviously

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>>2382886
>>2382869
Well geeze..

>> No.2382938

>>2382911
I'm well aware of that. We're just saying what we'd do in a situation where we'd be forced to be with one of the two for a set period of time. A couple hours I assume? Or maybe a whole day? I'm not sure how well the SDM takes to human visitors. Likewise, it would feel strange being the only human in the palace for an extended duration of time. Nonetheless, I'd use the situation to learn much about the characters, or perhaps have a try at magic, or just explore some of the landmarks in Gensokyo.

>> No.2382942

>>2382924
She'd read your mind and know that you're a bedwetter.

>> No.2382949

>>2382942
burn

>> No.2382950

>>2382938
>only human

Isn't it sad, Sakuya?

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>>2382949
>>2382942
Yes I get it already.

>> No.2382968

>>2382950
Well, she's happy, at least. She doesn't seem to connect well with most other humans anyways.

>> No.2382973

>>2382957
I hate you for posting reaction images of sweet, innocent Satori.

>> No.2382982

>>2382973
I've already promised someone else I'd cut back on them, so don't worry too much about them.
And since I'm beginning to derail this thread, I'll make this my last post in here.

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Obvious choice

>> No.2383062

>>2382985

I saw it comin, Kogasafag.

>> No.2383127

>>2383062
Kogasafag upsets me.

I always imagine some obnoxious guy parading down the streets with Kogasa at his side, and he's out shouting something like, "HEY! LOOK HERE! I HAVE THE PRETTIEST WAIFU HERE! EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK!"

Sure, it's a nice thing to say, but Kogasa would be blushing madly, trying to hide herself from other people's view with her umbrella, and she would be on the verge of tears from the embarrassment.

If she stayed with me, we'd simply walk silently, her dainty hands grasping onto my arms. I'd say something like, "Aren't you supposed to be surprising people? You sure are quiet!" She'd blush, look up and me, and say, "I... I am. But it's because I'm with y-

OH JESUS SHIT FUCK MY LIFE

>> No.2383137

>>2383130
I'm trying... her name's Kogasa...

>> No.2383130

>>2383127

You should get a girlfriend, seriously.

>> No.2383144

I'm not so sure if I want to fuck an umbrella.

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>>2383127

You know, I just did almost the exact same thing thinking about Nitori. Going down to a stream in the woods, bringing a couple snacks and drinks, her showing up and just kind of chatting for a bit. One imaginary high five later and I'm sitting here wondering if I can still go get liquor to drink this away.

>> No.2383161

The same as the other fags said, but for Alice. Alice2Eternal fucked me up badly.

>> No.2383166

>>2382985
She's not heterochromic

I can't stop frowning

>> No.2383187
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2383187

Patchy, of course.

Sexy, smart, what couldn't you want?

>> No.2383189

>>2383187
I just want her to be real ;_;

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>>2383127
>>2383152
Well, you guys are hardly alone on these kind of feelings.
;_;

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>>2383187

Dexterity.

>> No.2383202

>>2383189
I hear you. I don't even care for sexual relations or anything. Just put me in Gensokyo. ;_;

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>> No.2383214

>>2383202

Enjoy being eaten by a random youkai in 0.2 seconds.

>> No.2383221

>>2383214
Sorry, bro, but I believe in the teachings of an ideal Gesnokyo where youkai and humans live in peace.

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>>2383197

Haven't seen you around in a while!

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>>2383221

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>>2383226
I wish to not be persecuted for my beliefs.

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>>2383223
I'm always around here, but only got me free week recently.

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>>2383197

Yeah, where the hell did you go?

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>>2383272
What? I didn't stop posting, it's just that there weren't many good threads in the weekend, save that monster girl thread from yesterday.

>> No.2383295

satori is mai waifu

>> No.2383296

Guys, can you not do this, please?

>> No.2383303

>>2383296

NO

LET ME HAVE MY GREEN DELUSIONS

>> No.2383321

>>2383303
Huh? I'm talking about the Mystia thing. Not sure if we're following the same vein.

>> No.2383342

Sup Hetdegon

>> No.2383346

>>2383321

I thought you were talking about obsessing over a touhou waifu. Then yes, I support your view that /jp/ shouldn't be a tripfag dating service.

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Parsee.

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>>2383321
>>2383346
It's not like I enjoy it you know? It was just a sidechat among some images.

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