/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Running windows update on an automaton

>>23775863
Install Rapeoo

>>23775863
I here they get bricked if you stop fucking them as it updates.

You are now imagining the warmth of a manticore's body as she cuddles with you in bed through the night. One arm and wing extended over your body as to hold you in place. Her large tits pressed up against your chest. Her hot, steamy breath wafting over your face. Her tail placed in just the right position such that, if you were to get the desire at any moment through the night, you can violate it with your penis.

>>23775878
RIP

Allegro!

Look at this rape machine.

>>23775904
God i love this type of manticore.

>>23775905
Dont worry. Everytime you cum the update gets a small boost. 10 Creampies gets you a big boost.

>>23775943
I mean I just left her updating alone all day.

Do salamanders consider war movies appropriate for a romantic date?
I wanna invite a salamander for a date and then put on saving private Ryan or the thin red line or something like that and see how she reacts.

>>23776025
Put on Forrest Gump

>>23775993
Luckily you can fix it with a sex reboot

>>23775863
>Windows Destruction: Automaton Edition
>Man with a Swedish accent turns on an automaton
>Okay honey, now I want you to search for "Free cool taskbars"
>"Of course, master"
>Now download them all
>Automaton visibly winces
>"O-of course, master"
>Next I want you to search for free antivirus
>But go all the way to 60th search page catalog
>"Yes, master"
>Now download every antivirus on that page and run then at the same time
>"M-master, please-"
>Run all the programs
>Automaton is visibly distraught
>"M-master, I-I don't think-"
>Okay now google Kakuen buddy and download that
>Automaton just looks at the ground and complies
>Hopelessness has consumed her face
>Finally I want you to search for any and all drivers updates on the internet and download them all
>Automaton falls over as her face is left Emergence ahego style
>Anon turns off his Virtual Waifu and automaton-chan is good as new

>>23776127
>Anon turns off his Virtual Waifu and automaton-chan is good as new
The deadpan look on her face as she turns back to normal is probably really adorable.

Defeat a proud lizardman warrior and make her your maid.

How good does manticore pussy stink?
How good does their tail pussy stink?

If a Hellhound is going to rape me hard, I want her to at least say she loves me while she's doing it.

>>23776264

like bags of sand

>>23776331
I like sand. It's nice in touch, pretty, and soothing, even if it gets everywhere.

Whoever requested this Satyros short, I hope you enjoy. I'm really feeling this one.

>>23776530
Y-yes anon, it looks great, ahaha...

>>23776622
Oh I'm not ready to post, just saying. I think it's gonna be great! You gave me a great idea, and I thank you.

>>23775904
This, but with a smug and cruel manticore mistress that has pumped me full of venom before going to sleep, knowing full well that I will plunge myself into the trap that is her tail, as soon as she is slacking her hold on me.

>>23771137
More of a fan of ambiguous endings/bad endings when it comes to erotic horror tbqh

Monsters in sun dresses!

>>23776530
I could go for a short Satyros.

>>23776915
She's tall and curvy, sorry to disappoint, and quickly this is approaching 5k words.

>>23776915
Here, hold this.

>>23776241
Why not a wife?

>>23776915
What about a sober satyros?

Funny fetishes that are kinda hot. I'll start
>Hyper competitive tomboy kakuen keeps beating you in everything
>Basketball, tennis, golf, wrestling, sprinting, mile run, video games
>Doesn't matter what it is she beat you
>Finally get tired of her beating you and challenge her contest she can't possibly win
>Follow her into the locker room and hit her with it
>A dick measuring contest
>She's taken back by it for a bit then but then shifts back to her usual eager self
>You both line up thigh to thigh then drop your pants
>Of course you win but whether for sheer smugness, or inability to admit defeat she says it doesn't count
>You gotta be fully erect for it to count
>Begins jerking you off till this mistake is rectified
>Still seemingly unsatisfied with the results she brings out a ruler to compare sizes
>Jokingly pulls out a banana she must've grabbed from her backpack and uses that to measure up to you
>She still doesn't win and finally admits you win
>Before you can start gloating she quickly pushes you onto the bench and straddles you
>Says it's time for the endurance round now

So what do monsters do if they encounter someone that doesn't want them or fit their philosophy? Do they back off and avoid the encounter? Do they force themselves on the guy until he either submits or attempts to actually get violent at her? Or do they simply align their attitude to be more suitable for him?

>>23775855

Which monster girl would let me bury my tongue in her ass forever?

>>23777241
Jabberwocks of course.

>>23777241
Cruel and haughty monsters
Big booty nobles

>>23777146
Rape & Release

>>23777348

>>23777169
Tricoromille looks wonderfully comfy.

Is it wrong to want to adopt a monster daughteru so that I can turn her into my wife when she grows up?

>>23777485
Nothing

>Won't you come closer, anon?

>>23775863
Installing Linux on an automaton

>>23775935
>Phantoms V those zipangu automaton songstress girls
Imagine the musical battles. I like to imagine the ustu-p vein of metal miku as a phantom. Just seems to mesh so well.

Monster girls are wrong.

>>23777573
Not Symphogay?

>>23777579
Monstergirls are bad. There needs to be a stronger word for monstergirls. I know! Badong. That's right, monstergirls are badong. I will stand for everything that is the opposite of badong. I will be gnodab.

>>23777553
Isn't that cold?

>>23777588
What kind of monsters would they be?

Sharks!

>>23777728
Extremely lesbian ones.

>>23776127
Don't bully robots.

>>23777146
ignore and let him find his one true waifu

>>23777553
Do it yourself, coward.

Threadly reminder

>>23776951
Goddammit that nose.

>>23777588
I don't remember this at all. What season?

>>23777986
XV.

>>23777947
Westerners.
>>23778003
Symphogear has 15 seasons?

>>23778009
Just 5 and apparently a thread on /m/.

Missed a spot.

>>23778003
I wish I could watch that henshin for the first time again. That original experience was amazing.

Is this the canon personality for Liches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYRTmAGVW8&t=33s

>>23778038
I know what you mean.

Wan wan rape awoo

>>23777728
Tsubasa is a cursed sword
Maria is a jobber

>>23778009
>Westerners
What do you mean, Crab does it too.

>>23778077
I feel like not at first, humour might be lost on them. But as your relationship deepens she may just be so fascinated with your different expressions that she starts to tease you.

>>23778202
I feel exceptions prove the rule, rather. Then again I guess Kemono exist. That's clearly tumblr tier art tho.

take a look at this fish

>>23778352
Look at my fish
My fish is amazing
Give her a lick
Hm, tastes just like raisin

Monstergirl idols

>>23777588
What sort of monster girl would Hibiki be?

As requested, Satyros Aunt x Nephew having their own little night in the vineyard.

https://pastebin.com/9XZvVUME

Hope you guys enjoy, especially the anon who requested it. If you want anything else done, just reply here and I'll write it when I wake up. Hell, I'll write every request I get!

>>23778077
God I love cute kuu liches.
So I just love everything about liches.

>>23778526
Don't you go making promises like that but thanks a lot for this

>>23778526
Stop, I can only get so erect! Lasciviously lewd and lovely. Well done.

>>23778568
I fulfill my promises. I meant it.

>>23778636
I'm really glad you enjoy, I was happy with it!

>>23778526
Haughty, himedere, smug Ice Queen not so smug after the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>23778721
Can do. Will do that first, any specific things you want?

>>23778733
Nothing specific, just that Ice Queen gets desmugged and genuinely smiles after experiencing "warmth" for the first time, thank you

>>23778755
Gotcha anon, I'll write it after I sleep.

>>23778526
Then I want Bondage Fairies.

>>23778823
Fairies in bondage? Being used how?

>>23778845
Meat condoms.

>>23778845
I dunno. I always thought tight bindings and some clamps and a little candlewax would be right up Titania's alley.

>>23778526
If you still have capacity: a day in the comfy rural life as a woodsman with your Troll wife. Lewd optional but appreciated.

>>23778870
Ahhh, a Titania not a fairy. Can do, I think some face fucking would fit there.
>>23778873
I'm not really one for trolls but I'll try my best for you!

>>23778526
Based anon.

How about a muscle salamander finally being defeated and getting full nelsoned by her new husband?

>>23778925
OOO I like that one. Added to the list. Current order is :
Ice Queen Creampie Desmugging
Titania Bondage Face Fuck
Comfy Troll Life
Salamander Full Nelson

>>23778999
Stop biting off more than you can chew man!

>>23778721
Make sure she congratulates you for being the first man to ever reach her place without getting taken away by other winter monstergirls

>>23779007
What else do I have to do but write for a few days?

>>23778999
Thanks man, means a lot.

>>23779030
Nah, thank you guys for enjoying the writing I did and asking for more!

>Try to court bapho
>She's not interested in me
>Keep pestering her about it
>Eventually she does her little quest thing so I can become her onii-chan
What happens if I reject her quest and try to force myself on her?
What happens if I just try to force myself on her from the start?

>Pic related
>Her face when she sees my fat ass tryna tap her ass

>>23777425
The whole shopping district is comfy. Perfect place to go on a date with a monstergirl.

>>23777810
She's big! Got a lot of big scars too!

>>23779311
I'm a good boy though! I'd take my monstergirl friend to the church so that we can commune with the divine together!

>>23779007
Fuck off Shog

I was browsing the /a/ drawthread booru and found this, bless both the artist and the requester.

>>23779514
Holy shit is that houtengeki's girls? This is great.

>>23775855

Trying to think of design

>>23779842
Too simplistic and fat. Up the bondage gear so those tits look like they are being SQUEEZED.

And that face says "marry me"
Unbefitting a succubus that should be saying "rape me, before I rape you"

>>23779602
Yeah, female characters sure get cute when you make them younger.

>>23779934
Is she really too fat?

>>23779934
I'll have to think about the squeeze part. It's kinda hard to make it squeezed while keeping the breast spread apart

tinkering with machine learning in my spare time I've notice that yupiel and that yandere moth keep popping up as false positives of each other. what do you suppose is so similar about the two that the neural network keeps picking up on?

>>23779838
Literally me.

>>23779842
those look like antenna

>>23779983
Not really it's just the angle of that position that makes her seem chubby.

>>23780065
What are you doing? Hentai recognizer like saucenao?

>>23779934
>face says "marry me" instead of "rape me, before I rape you"
But that's a good thing, if a semen demon has such tender expressions then she must be a pure-hearted maiden.

>>23780112
something like that

Cunny!

>>23779842
Looks great! She's so nice and inviting!

>>23780245
Yes!

>>23780137
>tfw no Dark Mage gf to cast ice slick and fuck everything up because you are a Paladin in plate armor with a minus to reflex saves
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>23778364
i'd be licking my fish a lot

>>23775871
>>23777562
I think something went wrong. I tried to install Linux on her like you said, now she has autism.

>>23776029
What kind of species would Jenny be? Should she monsterize at the end or be one the whole time?

>>23780282
>you were sent to take out an evil witch
>but now you're on your back wincing in pain from a slip on magical ice
>"Fufufufu! Very 'ice' landing paladin! 8/10! Hahahaha!"
>such taunts cannot go unanswered. You must rise to face her
"Accursed mage and your tricks! I'll have you know I graduated top of my-Ooww"
>her face full of smugness changed to worry in a flash
>"what's wrong?"
"I think something's broken"



Turns out the witch wasn't really evil after all. She gave me a magical cast for the broken elbow, and let me stay over night. She sat by the bedside practically the entire time, looking horribly worried

>>23779311
that slime has a huge ass

>>23777133
At least she didn’t pull her tail between her legs and begin holding it like a dick.

I want to have a high power level monster lure me into a false sense of security before an ultra-rape session.

>>23780391
The only thing better then a Dark Mage is a dark Mage Pachomancer (however it's spelled). Just imagine.

>>23780584
Pachomancer?

>>23780492
>Shirohebi saving you from getting sold to CC monstergirls
>She then locks you in a room with her

>>23779297
I think she'll throw you towards a single loli with the second highest power level.

>>23780813
I won't accept anything other than a bapho

>>23780492
>Nerdy Ushi Oni library childhood friend
>totally is just reenacting the mummification process on you with her web. Nope, totally not carrying you home

>>23780830
Maybe a cousin of her's?

>>23780866
Her happy face pierces my heart

How do you hug a slime without falling into them

How much sex would you have to promise a Gazer to play through Sonic 06

>>23777553
Isn't she going to catch a cold sitting in the water like that? The only proper thing to do would be help her out, and escort her home so she can change into dry clothes.

>>23780992
Put them in a latex body suit.

>>23781086
So wonderfully pregnant!

>>23781086
Dumb goat, if you clean the floor with goop it'll just get more dirty!

>>23781149
no the good absorbs it

>>23781032
Games are fun together.

>>23781184
So what you're saying is you'd have to bang her while playing it and for an unspecified amount of time after she completes it if ever?

>>23781205
>fuck me or die
Can I choose both?

>>23781205
I'm saying shit games are fun if you play them together. Like watching shitty anime.

>>23781086
are having twins better than being pregnant with one child?

>>23781205
>Fuck me, Ordie
is Ordie a monster's slang way of calling an Orderfag?

>>23780875
Maybe. But she's gotta be a bapho

>>23781149
It's fine, she's cleaning it with the help of a Shog

>>23781227
No, you can only choose one.

>>23781089
Slimes are practically made for rubber, they go together too well

>>23780584
The only thing better than a Dark Mage gf is a 9 year old pear-shaped Dark Mage gf.

>>23781646
Based.

>>23781658
Also based.

>>23781752
based on what?

>>23780584
>Pachomancer
She's a magical drug kingpin?

>>23781752
Stop upvoting

>>23781883
Are you lost?

Trust her.

>>23781205
I want to fucking DIE.

>>23781929
With what?

Which species is best suited for getting forgiveness from a man she was a total bully to before being monsterized? I'm talking the kind of bully who drives a man to attempt suicide and then tells him at the hospital that the fact he failed at suicide proves how much of a failure he is. Later after getting out of the hospital he finds her monsterized and seeking his forgiveness because she's changed.

>>23781975
Your taxes obviously.

>>23781869
>>23780659
I don't know how to spell it, it was from one of the lore books. It was a magical field that could heal and more importantly, soothe emotions. IE; if you had an anxiety attack or had a fit of rage she could calm you down with magic.

>>23781891
Simply replying to a post with "based" is no different you all fucking know it

>>23781998
>if i put it on a picture of a cute anime girl it must be true!

I don't know what chaos girl I want to commit to for a short story and it hurts.

I've been downloading all the hentai

>>23781984
>not doing your own taxes
What an idiot. Imagine not being your own accountant.

>>23781929
Without hesitation.

>>23782060
Of course I trust anime girls. Especially hakus.

>>23782061
Nightgaunt

>>23781989
Awww, how sweet

>>23781984
>He doesn't do his own taxes
It takes like 10 minutes if you live in a country that's not stupid.
>"Hey, this is how much you should have payed and this is how much you did pay, are all the numbers correct?"
>"we will ask for you to pay the remaining money or tell us where to send the extra money too"
Done.
I don't need a tanuki to tell me anything.

>>23781978
Any monstergirl who is physically and emotionally soft would be best.

>>23781989
>>23782106
It's Pharmacomancy, and the spell I think you have in mind is known as Medical Healing. Bit of an odd choice of name since it's more mental than anything, its medical use comes from making patients easier to help (since healing magic requires trust between the parties).
The description is pretty lengthy, so I pastebinned it.

https://pastebin.com/hCTuc6Rm

>>23782061
Start alphabetically

>>23781989
Pharmacomancy, Greilias specialty.
It not only includes spells for diagnosing and treating illnesses and injuries, but also techniques to improve mental health.

>>23782061
why not all of them?

>>23781752
It's nice and all that you agree with me on the merits of young and big Dark Mage butt, however your post is lacking in quality. Unlike a thick lolimage body.

Imagine never needing to pay a power bill again
>honey the A/C has been running all day, that's 500 kWh, you're gonna have to fuck me for five hours to make up!

>>23782168
So, Atlantis Nacho?

>>23782080
>>23782124
>paying taxes
heh

>>23782247
Worth it.

>>23782181
>>23782162
I want to write a bittersweet story involving this, would that be okay? Nothing edgy and no bad-ends, but still something more earthy than usual

>>23782484
I mean it's pretty much tailor-made for healing from emotionally-painful situations, I say go for it.

>>23779983
no

>>23782422
You're gonna have a nice visit from the oni police it would seam. The tanuki prime minister isn't going to tolerate tax dodgers.

>>23781789
when did this bread meme start?

>tfw you just want a defurried Belladonna from Trials of Mana

The perfect catgirl so close yet so far away. Dayum shame.

>>23782676
that "perfect catgirl" otherthrew 2 kingdoms, killed a ton of people and tried to ressurect an unsexy demonlord

>>23782708
Yes.

>>23782708
Now imagine her MGE version.

>Overthrew 2 Order Kingdoms, added tons of new Undead to UD Kingdom, and tried to resurrect the Demon Lord

See? Perfect. Perfect Villain Wife either way.

>>23782741
>An ancient evil has awoken my lord!
>Oh just chuck a cute shota at her and be done with it. That's how my father handled things.

>>23782781
She already has the Cheshire color scheme.

>>23782337
Personally, I would love to see Nachos get more art and stories. I feel like they could do well with being a bit more fleshed out, a lot like how hellhounds have gotten more depth from all the attention they get.

>>23778526
>ancient evil MG finally gets the life she always dreamed of
>a small house out in the middle of nowhere with her husband and three daughters

>>23782798
>because the ancient evil has been slumbering for millenia, her combat skills are very rusty
>the cute shota absolutely wipes the floor with her, even when she tries to get serious
i feel like this has been done before but i don't know where

>the jinko. those from the Land of the Four Gods conform to the description found in this encyclopedia's entry on jinko: proud warriors who assault humans only when they are in heat. In contrast, jinko of the Land of the Four Fiends are raging beasts eternally in heat, deranged soldiers who rape their prisoners mercilessly.

4 gods Jinko or 4 fiends Jinko?

>>23783033
4 souls

>>23783033
4 gods, we already have other rape cats and part of the appeal of jinkos imo is that their are usually honorable but have another side waiting to burst when the time is right.

>>23781929
i already do

>>23783033
Christ remind me not to get captured in land of the four fiends.

>>23782063
i want to tackle on top of her and see her reaction

can you wife shred, dude?

>>23782781
You cant just sexualise mass villains

>>23783358
Bella's the only one you can sexualise
The other two are dudes, and dragonlord would make shit weird for duran
>fucking the minster that killed your dad leading to you mom stressing herself to death

>>23783358
>

Needs more dragonewt

>>23782061
Atlach nacha she has no storys

>>23783358
You can’t tell me what to do!

Giving my little devil wife the petname blueberry.
After many years I explain it infront of all her friends at a dinner party.
Not because she's blue,
Not because her nipples look like them,
Because shes yummy yummy and I want to eat her all up.
Then I steal a bit of blueberry pie off her plate and eat it.

>>23783510
I wanna go and bully dragon whelplings. until their shadow-dragon onee-san comes around.
I am then gonna bully her.

>>23781929

It's like we're nothing but cattle for monsters to feed milk and harvest

>>23783957
Be careful down in the dragon warrens.
The whelplings love following adventurers and pestering them with questions (and maybe little bursts of their elemental breath)

>>23775855

>>23784011
but they provide use with entertainment such as manga, theaters, gremlin-made computers with internet that the demon realm government tracks your online activity in, smartphones, and toasters. Plus, they let us use their magic with law-enforced waifu supervision of coarse.

>>23784011
The only thing what feeds on me is Depression-chan.

What happen if you lose to a Hinezumi in the Land of Four Fiends?

>>23784011
Cattle can be loved.

>>23775855

>>23784195
>oops haha golly gee welp looks like I lost guess it's time to get raped and then run to the police but then realize Jinkos love rape so it becomes a gang rape because corrupt government problems haha amirite

>>23784255
Someone looks ready for prom.

I want to introduce my Wendi waifu to the magic of a good hambaga.

>>23784255
we need to talk more about Recaps here.

>>23784268
>go out with me out I'll chop you up!

>>23784279
red caps should wear red baseball caps turned backwards.

>>23784288
>Don't you mean 'or'?
>NO

>>23784279
They're good girls. What more needs to be said?

Could you take over a Hinezumi dojo with water balloons and super soakers?

>>23775863
No Gremlin would install Windows on an Automaton in the first place. There's no way a monster girl could trust a company called "Microsoft".

>>23784161
Shoggy played a mean trick on Kiki!

>>23784268
>tfw prom would be the ultimate make or break moment for childhood friends

>>23784412
>Ochimusha childhood friend has a long stoic Last-Samurai style montage of preparing for prom night

Sinking into Shog for daily rape!

>>23784279
It's the only time I've considered romantic domestic violence

>>23782676
SO WE HAVE A CHALLENGE PEOPLE OF /MGT
MAKE THIS WOMAN MONSTERGIRL ACCEPTABLE

>>23784011
human boys can't beat the tailpussy.

>>23784022
Now I wanna go on adventures and just have a group of dragon lolis following me around and asking questions.

>>23784510
Ancient Evil Cheshire with a nudist streak.
Done.

>>23784575
I was more thinking art wise

A Gremlin shitpost tale with bondage femdom -
https://pastebin.com/4cAx5TBu

>>23784581
Ah. Well I'm afraid I'm not of much help there.

>>23782919
>>23783556
I'm not confident in my ability to properly do Atlach-Nacha

https://mangadex.org/chapter/889147/1
This is basically how a monstergirl couple is formed in MGE

What monster girl is best for this sort of tomboy?

>>23784924
Manticores

>>23784295
why? is redcap ash ketchum or something?

>>23782708
But anon...she tried to resurrect him because she wants to husbandu him.

Think of it Batm-- Anon, you died and an MG sacrifices so much to bring you back.

>>23784324
they're goblins with the heavy scent of girl-musk, they're english so they boil meat, and they're "bloody" because of the man. Also, they get bipolar and just rape hubby then apologize and have deep regrets in the next moment.

>>23784503
not hellhound or ogre?

>>23784558
how can monsters with mouthpussies, taurpussies, and vaginapussies compete?

>>23785035
Hellhounds are vehemently opposed to that.

>>23784968
pretty close, but I think black harpies would be closer

>>23785055
By being better overall lasses. See effectively the entire centaur family.

>>23785035
>>23785069
Best thing about em. Stronger than you, sturdier and faster than you, but loves you regardless and sees you as a thing to love and protect. Most certainly kicks anyone's arse if they try to mess with you, man or woman, monster or human. A wine and dine before the rough fucking, and cuddles with plenty of headpats and one happily wagging tail after. She's the pinnacle, the apex of monster girl fantasy.

dont stick your dick in fire

>>23784279
Had an old idea for one, probably never gonna use it
>Short, but not stacked, because I have taste
>Partnered with a Dhamphire for the contrast with the tall swordswoman with a rapier and the short girl with the giant cleaver
>Quiet, with an unnerving smile, and occasional laughs
>Only speaks when spoken too or in non-sequiturs
>Either way, it's probably some creepy rant about slicing up a man
Not sure what they were supposed to be doing. Probably hunting Order bastards or treasure hunters. Or straight up hunting treasure for themselves.

>>23785160
What are you? Firephobic?

>>23784791
Fuck off

>>23784575
>Ancient Evil Werecat with a nudist streak.
Let's not drag Wonderland into this.
But if you want my recommendation:Cait Sith that can hide the fur, because I'm an adult that doesn't get upset about petty things.

>>23785069
Poor Hellhound getting cockblocked by Anon's mother who thinks she'll hurt her son and make his life living hell.

>>23785240
I don’t know if you misinterpreted me or what.

>>23783072
Maledom a shit.

>>23785265
I think you misread him
>Hellhound don't like domestic violence
>But anon's mom thinks they do

>>23785265
I know Hellhound wouldn't hurt a man if that's what you mean.

>>23785290
Oh. I mean that would be pretty easy to clear up, no?

>>23785299
Momma Anonymous might just assume she's
using the classic abuser tactic of lie through your teeth and be charming

What monster girl understands the superiority of breakfast or dinner.

>>23783033
>deranged soldiers who rape their prisoners mercilessly
so uh, how do I rise up through the ranks and be safe from deranged rapists while being in charge of a merciless and powerful army?

>>23785386
Same way the prisoners stop being prisoners

>>23781205
we need more forced-groping mamano pictures
>>23778526
if you are still taking requests: frustrated kitsune or wolfgirl corners repressed protagonist and forces him to admit to his feelings

>>23785342
Amomynous

>>23778526
Good stuff, Anon

>>23785299
The foolproof method is to let the mom monsterize into a Hellhound herself and let her have her way with Anon's dad. This also ensures dad's support for Anon's new girlfriend.

Monsters that make faces like this when your back is turned?

>>23785421
>aMomynous is worried sick about her little boy being seduced by her little boy being seduced by a a Hellhound
>They don't even wear shoes outside
>Dadnonymous tells her she worries to much

>>23785472
What happens when they realize there is a mirror in front of you?

>>23785240
The mother is right, femdom is domestic violence.

>>23785472
gonna need source on that

>>23785472
The maids, to the point that it can severely cut into their efficiency.

>>23785408
Can do for that too. I'll add it to the list!

>>23785425
I'm glad you enjoyed anon I had fun writing it.

>>23785407
by waiting out there sentence?
but what if it's a life sentence?

>>23784255
>Boooooyyyaaaa... It's time for us to be married... Forever...

what monster is into raceplay?

What monsters are normies

>Why won't you trust me?

Reminder that succs will go incognito for weeks in order to observe you so they can become your perfect girl before pouncing on you.

>>23785830
Elves alternate between having a round-eared, Human slave or being whisked off their feet by a dashing, adventurous Human.

>>23785830
Alice.
she'll pretend to be a hellhound and you pretend to be a shota and the rest follows. Or you'l play pirate with her and she pretends to be a kraken who's raping you. Or she'll even pretend to be a pharaoh and cross her legs while she rides you like Ankha.
Sometimes she'll slip up and use a stereotype and straight up be blatantly racist but she's young so she doesn't know better.

>>23785939
she's got a long way

>>23785940
I want elves to play with my spoon ears

>>23785024
>they're goblins with the heavy scent of girl-musk
This is a non-issue.

>they're english so they boil meat
Good thing I know how to cook.

>Also, they get bipolar and just rape hubby then apologize and have deep regrets in the next moment.
Easy to handle. Just keep sexing her at regular intervals so that she's always whitecapped.

>>23785932
you spiked my green tea when I wasn't looking but my idiot wurm friend selfishly drank it and got knocked out and started cumming out her cloaca

>>23785942
I let Alice watch Minecraft videos on Youtube and now she keeps spouting crime statistics whenever she sees an oni.

>>23785940
Or roleplay with a Wood Elf, where she 'punishes' you for trespassing in the woods like the bumbling mayfly you are.

I'll believe you when I see a white-wolf tengu.

>>23785977
do you know how to clean up blood-colored mana?

I M A G I N E tailpussy
Look at this thing. Look at the way it shines in the official drawing, as if to show that it's constantly moist and damp. Look at each individual little tendril on the inside of it. Consider that the manticore is a monster that practices an absurdly extreme level of dexterity with this tail and all the muscles that control these tendrils in it all her life. Examine the layer of flesh that lies below the firm, yet still soft, exterior of the tail. Go from there and work your way up to the main segment of the tail. It seems like a hard part entirely, but even it is dripping with her viscous, sticky, smooth tail fluid, perhaps implying that the tail is leaking so much of it that some makes its way up the tail and right to the Manticore's own butt. The whole thing, on the interior, is filled with firm, powerful muscles lined with the aforementioned tendrils that all work together, like cogs in a machine, to gently coax the penis and suck it inward, way to the balls, no matter the size. The spikes contrast with the warm flesh; they prevent the man from getting a proper grip to remove it by way of venomous tubes that run through them and pierce the skin to let it set into the man's bloodstream and relax him to make milking easier. Even if he did somehow get a firm grip on the bulbous end of the tail, the muscles would be much too powerful compared to his own. Removal would be impossible unless the manticore wills it. The juices inside the tale produce an indescribable smell, one that' musky and thick, yet feminine and pleasant. It, too, is probably laced with noxious venom, to relax the man and let the vicious, violent contractions within the bulb of the tail do their work comfortably. What a beautiful machine. It's inconceivable that any regular pussy, human or monster, could compare to the pleasure this thing provides. It stimulates every single nerve ending at once, lubricates dicks like oil for pistons in a European F1 engine, and pumps, pumps, and pumps, pumps, and pumps, pumps, until the man, willing or not, cums into it. And it's not that kinda half-baked cumming when you switch to the wrong pic in the doujin. It's like, from the bottom of your nuts to the top, you can feel every single little segment of the vas deferens fucking contracting and EMPTYING your balls of semen, completely and utterly. The man worships the tail. Kissing it, licking it and rimming its inner skin, inhaling the toxic air through it like it's a life support mask. And those same nerve endings lined over the glans are no different than the ones inside the tail. She feels it too, every second, ever contraction, every spasm, every squeeze, stretch, push, and pull. Tailpussy is indescribable, I probably haven't even scratched the surface.

>>23785996
If I'm a mayfly then she's a horseshoe crab

>>23786000
Kiki mail order maid service.

>>23786026
Mail order kikis are such a crapshoot. Sometimes they're totally fine, sometimes she barely even cleans because she's staring lovingly at her master for too long.

>>23785939
I don't know how that's going to help her figure out my tastes when she would need to stalk me harder to find out.

>>23786006
Goddammit anon now you got me wanting to sign up for the manticore breeding program.

>>23786006
>tfw no haughty manticore hime looking all smug while I am furiously fucking her tailpussy like an addict

>>23786044
Guess you can just keep ordering till you get a good one. And then start your own mail order kiki service for the extras.

>>23786102
A man with three kiki secret agents who do secret charlie's angels type missions and still make it home in time for cleaning and cuddlesex

>>23786121
I like me some combat kikis

I want to join the mamono circus!

it is kind of surreal that I'm taking a final online while posting in this thread.

>>23786254
There must be a term for large breasts that look welcoming to me, rather than inciting disgust.

Whatever it is, that Haku just looks...nice...

I want to hold my loli monster daughter down and wash her mouth out with soap and cum.

>>23786254
How does it work? You can just google every answer

>>23784791
Atlach-Nacha fitness trainer engaging in aggressive and lewd bullying. I believe in you.

>>23786425
>you can't even overhead press the bar? How pathetic!

>>23786425
>Of course I'm glad you come to exercise here. What other fitness trainer can say they're taking care of a fucking whale?

>>23778526
Those puns physically hurt me, it was a good pain

>>23786326
>There must be a term for large breasts that look welcoming to me, rather than inciting disgust.
being a heterosexual male?

Sneaky fox

>>23786611
That's not what he means

>>23775855

How does one deal with Mrs. Robinson anon?

>>23786391
well for this course they are not exactly questions that you are going to find the answers quickly(or even at all) through google , but yeah it was open note.

>>23786703
>"Piss off, you perverted old freak!"

>>23786703
Aggressive groping; throw her on the defensive
Or if you're feeling REALLY ambitious, sneak into her house and do what
>>23786674
is doing, and then get 'caught'

>>23786703
>Mrs
That CC is getting ahead of herself I think

>>23786674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK6Ub6Zn-lM

>>23786703
Play her some 'Bright Eyes' instead.

>>23786611
Nah.. it's like...

Sometimes, you see some big fucking cowtits, and the thot attached to them basically thinks that means she can walk all over you, even if she acts really nice about it.

But other times, she ain't a thot at all, and is actually, genuinely nice. So I can, almost begrudgingly, relax with those tits without feeling like some sort of simp.

>>23786873
>that entire paragraph

>>23786968
Anon you easily could have ignored the retard.

Be careful on those MGC Streets anon.

If you're at a boring party with a noble undead girl, take her aside to some corner of the huge obstructive garden outside for making out and groping.

ape escape but with kakuens

STONERRRRRRR SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIINE

Monkeys are lewd, even in the middle of a fight.

Reminder that the mofu obsessed are but a few steps away from becoming super villains.

>>23787441
Is that Trump

>>23787441
I am allergic to cats.

Gonna start writing those requested stories beginning with haughty Ice Queen

>>23787511
I thought was that one guy from that fakeout elf slave picture

>>23787513
There is plenty of noncat mofu

>>23787511
No.

>>23787513
If you're allergic to cats would you be allergic to cat grills? I mean they aren't the same thing.

What monster girl is the best for jogging with?

>>23787621
A centaur

>>23787567

>>23787621
Not Gazer, that's for sure.
Either she's floating around at a leisurely pace, or she's traveling by leaps and bounds like she's on the moon.
In short, she doesn't like keeping pace with people walking/jogging
Unless you're holding hands, of course.

>>23787044
I bet that neighborhood has turf wars of kikis vs devilbugs over who gets the messy houses owned by single men

>>23787690
It makes more sense to take a bicycle while your centaur gf jogs.

Does your waifu do cutesy things while cuddling, like playing with your ears or hair?

Do you do such things to her?

>>23787815
She likes to play with my chest hair when I don’t have a shirt on when we cuddle.

Im not a loli (quite the opposite, a musclefag) and I wouldnt mind marrying Senko because of her personality.

Is there any loli MG you would marry even if you dont like lolis?

>>23787815
Drawing little hearts on my pelvis, or pressing her booty out against my hand to be rubbed and cupped softly! Light groping is a very affectionate thing in Wonderland!

>>23787951
>Im not a loli
Obviously. You need to be 18 or older to post on this website

>>23788021
That chesire is dangerously close.

>>23788087
All cheshires are dangerous within smugging distance.

>>23787815
It depends how we're cuddling, as to what we each decide to do.

She likes playing with my hair, and maybe teasing and blowing gently in my ears when I'm on the verge of dozing off.
I like her ears too, but mainly I'll play with her hair or tail, occasionally petting her tentacles.

>>23780866
sauce?

>>23788087
Many monsters struggle with the finer points of personal space

>>23787951
>tfw I don’t like lolis but have had multiple dreams about Greilia and her cute little smile
I’m not a lolicon I swear!

>>23788021
>see cute picture of a cheshire in /hbg/
>save it for later use as a reaction image
>through quantum meme tunneling, the cheshire in the picture is instantly aware of my location
>everytime I use it she shows up to critique my shitposts

>>23787951
Thing about senko , she does come off like a little old lady in her demeanor

>>23788453
>she does come off like a little old lady in her demeanor
She is a little old lady. Most foxes are old anon, you just have to see past the "i'm totally not 300+ I swear" illusion magic.

>>23788279
I wonder what her endgame is?

>>23777169
Where is this from?

>>23788546
One of the "Another Story of Fallen Maidens" games.

>>23788510
Do all inari carry those little strawberry candies to give out as treats? Is fox magic the ultimate source of all of them?

>>23787815
When she's feeling affectionate she'll get up close to cuddle or kiss my neck. When I feel affectionate I'll nibble her ears or preen her wings.

>>23778526
>you rested your hand on the windowsill and looked at the passing vineyards that blended together in a blur of purple and green

Thanks Doc. Also excellent work, anon. Could you do something with a holst at some point? That'd make my day.

>>23767011
>>23773067
>Someone posted what I drew
Huh, fun.
I might have something to show soon, in fact.

Thread, I wanna write something. Give me some ideas.

(I don't normally do maledom, but something might at least make me give the old college try, so you might as well toss it out there)

>>23788859
Yeti takes a guy camping for the first time.

>>23788859
Hellhound has just barely graduated from a maid academy with borderline-failing grades, but despite her incompetence and species impulses she still tries to be the best maid to her master she can be. The premise is intended to a femdom/maledom mix, so maybe that will work.

>>23788914
I want to desmug this stupid sexy lim.

>>23788859
Man takes drugs, stares at hands for a long time.

>>23788914
thiccy viccy

>>23788859
>>23788881
but then, a wendigo stalks them down, and both of them go insane because they can't trust anyone!

>>23788939
>The smug lim smugs at you

>>23788881
Winter camping with Yeti-chan, Yuki-chan, and Wendi-chan

>>23788974
I will defeat the smug.

>>23789038
But how, anon? How can you desmug the smuglim?

>>23788859
Anon and several kuu monsters are dragged to take part in a schoolplay, Phantom tries to make it actually work out.

>>23788729
>>23778526
Forgot to mention that I'd love to see you write mommydom if possible.

>>23789045
Clearly the only option is to embarrass her in front of as many of her subordinates as possible with stories from her childhood, pictures, proposals, etc.

>>23789178
"Hey honey the lovemaking was decent last night. I had an okay time."
Gets em every time.

What's your schotile? I'm warning you, my schotile can't be blocked!

>>23789178
You monster

>>23775855
Marry foxes.

what monsters would Mario & Princess Peach be?

Surely you'll be reconsidering your anti-gazer stance...

>>23789224
Flustering powerful women is fun and their blushing face is cute. If that makes me a monster then so be it!

>>23789217
>schotile

>>23789284
>Voracious Vanilla
>Lecherous Licorice
>Suspect Spearmint
>Blasphemous Blueberry
>Chosen Chocolate
>Grey Grazer
>Cotton Candy Carnivore
>GRAPED
>Chili Chiller
>Pining Pineapple