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i want to fuck the dog
>>23783724THERES MY GIRL
I fucking hate this bitch
Ayame!
Devil Kanata!
>>23783693I really like how it forces you to not spam block since shit like his Iai and air slashes hit for massive chip too. it's just a perfectly designed fight.
>>23783724Sensei's cute semen animal
>>23783728rent freeCoco
https://a.pomf.cat/agpjvt.webm
Based.
Please send positive energy to Flare...
>>23783728Based
TODAY SHE'S CUTE AS EVER
https://files.catbox.moe/45hcy2.webm
>>23783730This is a hololive thread, please don't post off-topic.
What is flare thinking right now
I used to like Korone but /hlg/ taught me she's a liar who doesn't respect her fans at all......
>>23783726finger dog
for the people who missed it last night, here is festival Idolg@sming.https://streamable.com/9bquln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4tbKtmiwGQFubukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qRHPxoRK8FlareNobody's watching them.
okayu~nits 5am now im going to bed, おyさすみ /hlg/ and remember to support your favourite holo see you in 4 hours
>>23783748flare vs owl!
Bros...the Sui-chads won...
>>23783724Tenshi in the OP! HEI!
First for my wife Marine :3
What's the narrative today?
>>23783743*is the cutest holo*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWfwXTKDS9Q
Every holo is cute except the ones with penises
>>23783747her apartment is soundproofed, r-right?
coco living rent free in your head
>>23783749sleep longer than that or i will get Okayu to fucking break your back by sitting on it, cunt
I want to marry Pekora!
Reposting>>23783134>>23783243
>>23783756Meh, seen cuter. She should really just go the way of Mel.
I usually hate yuri pairings but if Coco and Kanata became a couple irl, I would be happy for them.
>>23783744about the amazing reward sex she'll get if she wins.
>>23783769do you promise? because i just wont sleep in that case
Why did the previous thread archive? It was only on page 4 with around 2000 posts.
>>23783724SOURAN ! SOURAN !
>>23783745Good, you're better off with Holos that actually respect and listen to their viewers like>>23783730
>>23783755Fubuki collabs with everyone because she's actually just desperate to increase her viewership and superchats.
>>23783749Get some good rest okayubro, she'll need you support always.
>>23783772fuck cunt why didnt you use this pic the first time, i wouldve missed it otherwise
>>23783754Late just like marine today
>>23783776with exactly 2000 posts. What does this mean?!?
That was a nice divine comeback. Devil Kanata wins the poll, and now I'm drawing it.
>>23783776Anonchama...
>>23783776
くムぺと!
>>23783780That's roboco thoughFubuki lets all the collabs go to other channels while Roboco is hosting some collab with a muslim jihadist because she's desperate for the SEA whiteknights she has
>>23783772Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urJqBq9U4dkMatsuri
>>23783728Hate only makes her more popular, thanks.
>>23783773Where did you hear they might do that?
>>23783780There's also the Roboco jihadist plant narrative
>>23783747i dont play im@s. did she hit the jackpot?
>>23783770But she's already married to me bro?
>>23783728Korone is worse
FUCK okayu!
>>23783772Thanks as always
>>23783789That's one rigged ass poll
>>23783593Kanata spent a lot of time looking for the right words when she was talking about Watame, and she really emphasized that they didn't fight or anything. I think she's aware of all the shitposting that goes around about them and was trying to counter it, but was afraid to say anything that would give shitposters more fuel. The Kanata vs. Watame shitposting is on a whole other level on 5ch after all.
Cant wait for tomorrow collabThe roboco chat is going to be interesting
Pekora doesn't sound like a young woman. The voice I mean. The actress is definitely 30+. I wouldn't be surprised if she is 40 even.
>>23783789The evil has been defeated
>>23783803I absolutely refuse your narrative
i had a fucking dream last night where i went to school with aqua and she was my little sisterthen it turned into battle royale and i spent the entire time trying to protect herthen when we got to the boat to leave we got surrounded and they tried to go for her but i went full defense and covered her so they had to go through meand after many stabs and swings with various weapons i stayed standing long enough for her to slip pass and get onto the boat and safely leave, then i droppedwhat the fuck i dont even like aqua that much
>>23783724Kanata probably learning english right now for Coco.
>>23783807One day.
>>23783811is it the moona collab or did that already happen
>>23783745She never said she's going to play these games. Stop demanding her to play games you want to see. If you paid superchats just to tell her what you want to see her play that's your problem.
No. Flare's Owl fight is postponed
>>23783810Narrativeposting sure is harmful... it's too powerful...
>>23783802she just wanted the SSR of Fuyuko but it took her over 3 hours of mindless re-rolls, views escalated to 12k and tons of red supachat rolled telling her not to give up, when she finally got her she also got one of her support SSRs which statistically is ultra-fucking-lucky, so it was a doubleg@sm.
>>23783770Sorry bro, but she's already taken.https://a.pomf.cat/msbgoy.webm
Towa please visit me in my dreams!https://files.catbox.moe/phjwpl.webm
>>23783802she was rolling for that for like 3 hours but yes I think, I'm not a <80 IQ retard so I don't gamble
Oh, Flare finished up while I wasn't looking? Did she win or did she give up for today?
She sells seashells by the seashore.
>>23783817So that's why I didn't get a dream with Aqua.
>>23783755Kanata understand how diserable she is to the rest of Hololive now, so she is now training to be THE cumpet for the rest of the girls.
>>23783817Alright anon, it's time to get off the internet for a few days. You've been watching too much hololive. Go hang out with your irl friends for a while. You do have irl friends, right?
>>23783817>what the fuck i dont even like aqua that muchyou might lie to us, but you can't lie to your subconscious
>>23783817Welcome to holodreams, anon, it's bewildering every single time.
>>23783828Sugita looks nothing like Joseph anon, Joseph is an Anglo with a BIG gaijin nose after all
Oh no, Korone has too many rows of her chat visible on her stream and it gives me an aneurysm
>>23783747Did anyone clip the other holos idolg@sming? I've seen Kanata and Matsuri but I think Rushia and some others played it too.
>>23783825Them not being in the absolute best of terms actually adds some weight to the narrative, it went from complete fabrication to overblowing it
>>23783817You need to stop watching chuubas, this ain't healthy.
>>23783844anon...
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1260218374836989952reminder that the alien is collabing with pochi
>>23783852neat
>>23783828Yeah, taken to be grave by Sugitas gachikois.
>>23783852Our son collabed with her first
>>23783852G-d I wish that was me.
>>23783828Sugita can't even fuck his wife without having an scandal, pretty sure Pekora's safe
>>23783833She gave up owl put one too many beatings into her
Looks like it might be Tokimeki tomorrow
Matsuri...
Do you guys think gen 5 will have a vtuber drawn by PochI?
lol that dumbass swede got cuckedhe's cancer in the chats I've seen him in
>>23783852Is Pochi desperate?
>>23783817>medieval style battle royalei'll fund it, at least it'll be interesting with mostly melee weapons
>>23783818Coco already taught Kanata some English, it's as shitposty as you'd expect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJjgmYjeANcI was actually looking for a compillation of Kanata speaking English because her pronounciation is so cute but couldn't find anything.
>>23783871not as desperate as roboco
>>23783875anon that's called Mordhau
>>23783880mordhau is a red vs blue team thing tho?
Who was more in the wrong, Korone or Aqua?
>>23783875i was refering to the actual battle royale movie
>>23783875Fund a 2hu BR instead, no idea how no one has made it already.
>>23783890Scary.
>>23783817Even if you tell yourself you don't like aqua, your mind conditions you to like aqua its natural
is korone teaching japanese?
>>23783890this is the fanbase roboco wants to attract
hang ritualposters
>>23783884it has multiple game modes, one of which is BR
>>23783890A North Korean trying to send a coded message and everyone is just going to tl;dr
>>23783890>we
https://files.catbox.moe/puquge.mp4
>>23783888Korone is autistic so she can't ever be in the wrong
>>23783892>BR in BR
How do you feel about gen 1/2 declining? The only anomaly is aquaSoon when we get gen5 im pretty sure some of them will retire
>>23783890is this guy a super autist or a troll?
>>23783890Defend this, Koreans.
>>23783898Okayrrrrat
>>23783890This guy's dedication makes me want to improve.
>>23783896Japaniiizuuu staddiiiiiii taiiimuuuu!!
>>23783817I recently had a dream where I WAS Choco and I don't even watch her all that much.
>>23783807god I fucking wish
>>23783876If you stick around during her superchat reading, she reads the English superchats and respond to them in English. Unfortunately no one clips these since it's just superchat.
Here's your free lesson now fack off.
I wanna see Kanata collabing with Flare now just because they both can't stop talking about other holos
>>23783906Shion and Subaru are doing fine and Roboco is on the up.
>>23783898Abayo nigga!
>>23783918that's fucking hot anon, how many little boys did you soul suck
>>23783906They're all doing fine, and will do better once idol stuff continues.
Ayame... how many promises will you make to return... I'll even accept an hour of Apex...
>>23783890this is who you're all morphing into.
>>23783890What the fuck I cringe every time
>>23783906Choco and Haato are literally killing themselves because they love this job so much, they won't be retiring anytime soon
>>23783929thanks for the daily facebook meme very appreciated
>>23783846here is your haatogasmhttps://streamable.com/0ha2p7 and katanatagasm because why nothttps://streamable.com/bcom31
>>23783922But what do the squiggles look like?
Is it true that Choco-sensei doesn't sleep anymore?
>>23783929Shut up Kevin
reminder to always enjoy your favorites even if there's ESLs obsessed with hating them
Aqua!
>>23783929Risu is missing the exploding laptop.
>>23783944she has begun just leaving alarms to sleep between streams instead of normally sleeping, yes it's true. She admitted it in her last stream where she had a group masturbation session
>>23783921That's what I was thinking about, it's so cute when she struggles to read it and says words in a weird "cool" way like TENSH. Though she also struggles reading Japanese too and that's also cute because she just keeps trying until she powers through it.
Choco sensei here. Yes i dont sleep
>>23783817I had a similar experience. I really liked Shion and post about her a lot on the thread. I don't really watch the other holos unless there's nothing else to watch and they appear on recommended. That's when Sora's Alien Alien music video appeared and I ended up watching it.A few days later, I dreamt about Sora, and in that dream I felt really really happy. It was the peak happiness that I've ever felt in my entire life.I've been watching her older videos now for the past month, but that dream has yet to reoccur. I'm sorry for betraying you, Shionbros.I just want to feel that happiness again...
>>23783906All of gen 2 is doing fine from what I can see. Subaru posting is always high. Shion is doing the same as usual. Ayame is even back. Choco is on the rise and doing ASMR again. Aqua is the best. Don't follow Gen 1 much though.
>>23783770>>23783803Hey she's my wife too. But that's okay. Well you know what they say about rabbits...
>>23783789Based. Futafags btfo'd.
>>23783955What the fuck
>>23783929Dunno why i just want to hit Moona
>>23783940I didn't even know Haachama could get that much higher in her voice.>>23783949
>>23783944Choco-sensei has a polyphasic sleeping schedule and takes four 30 minute naps every day, for a total sleep time of 2 hours.
>>23783943こぼすこぼしたばか
Good tier list.
>>23783934Have you thought about upgrading your pics with Ayame?
>>23783940>>23783747I've been playing gacha for years and I've never gotten this excited. How can I enjoy myself this much? I only feel a deep emptyness when I'm forced to go for the full spark or tons of currency for who I want.
>>23783959I hope we can we're, sensei
>>23783906Choco seems pretty happy just doing this as sidestuff, and Mel treated this as such from the start. What did legitimately surprise me is how bad Fubuki is doing though.Obviously most her subs come from people just watching her memes but, I thought she was doing well superchat-wise.
>>23783948I love Miko!
>>23783976That is pretty good
>>23783982The collabing with dudes kills most of your paypigs is not just a meme
>>23783906Mel...
>>23783976the girls who are not in this list are the only good ones
>>23783979How to go back to when things were bright and enjoyable...
>>23783976But shion is the children
>>23783948i always enjoy mikoti and her VNs
>>23783979you do realize these are actors playing a character, right?and they will overemphasize emotions to create drama, right?
Discord for /hlg/. Join for fun discussions so you don't have to keep watching the thread 24/7https://discord.gg/WczNWv8
>>23783928I was in my old school's concert hall and one of guys prepared a whole fucking show just to confess his love. And I just couldn't stop laughing because it was so cringy but kinda smart too, he had his friends helping him and so on. Though I couldn't watch the entire thing because I had to go somewhere right when he wanted me to say something as a part of his spectacle. Now that I think about it my hysterical laugh and early leave were probably very cruel but hey, Choco's the cruel devil. Also I couldn't stop staring at my legs. Good lord that's the most vivid detail I remember. No regrets.
>aaaaa KUSA! GRAAAASSS Cllllllaaaaawrrrin in my skin....Oh no..
>>23783747>>23783940Are they sperging out over receiving a gif animation? This is retarded.
>>23783724https://twitter.com/oshio_dayo/status/1260203213468270592Cute mom happy for her daughter getting akasupa from fellow illustrator
>>23783979they aren't paying for these rolls, I imagine that's why
>>23783940This is why I don't watch haato.
>>23783970Why hit when you can rape. Did you know that if you rape a girl and get her pregnant you can avoid discipline by marrying her according to Sharia law.
>>23784003Anon, please. The girls are missing out on so much grass because you refuse to upload these to twitter.
>>23784004in Idolmaster shiny colors, you initial 10 roll can be rerolled for free until infinity, basically you can roll until you get the SSR card you want. In matsuri's case she did it for over 3 hours, some people have done it for over a week to get what they want. The odds to get the stuff they mind you is less than half of 1%
>>23783936Nah there is something actually wrong with that guy. Most of the shit posted here like certain people who reply to tweets quickly doesn't seem that outlandish or weird to me because I see countless japs doing it on their favourite vtubers too.But this guy writes a fucking essay of a comment on every single video the girl does. I don't think I have ever really seen anyone doing that before. He might as well just start a blog.
>>23783976>coco and okayu not totally excited for mcdonaldswho the fuck made this
>>23784013miko sounds like the sort of person that would gachagasm too
>>23784004What's wrong with simping for png's? At least they can't betray your trust
>>23784017there is no caliphate to apply that law anon
>>23783960It's okay, anon. From my understanding no one really sees their favorites in their dreams. Dreams are too weird to understand logically.
>>23783940Haachama...wtf
>>23784001is anyone actually in this? is it worth joining?
>>23783847If I were to venture a guess, it went like:>Watame makes that unfortunate comment suggesting she was unhappy with being behind Kanata despite how hard she works on Watame no Uta>internet extrapolates it and creates a whole fictional world where they're mortal enemies>a bunch of faggots send kusomaros to Kanata and get inside her head>Kanata worries she's been overlooking Watame's feelings and apologizes to Watame (this actually happened, according to her) >Watame says that there's no problem and that it's her own fault for not saying what she was thinking (also actually happened, according to Kanata)
>>23784006It warms my heart when mamas loves their daughters
>>23784031Be the change you want to see.
>>23784035Discord is for fags.
>>23784027She did during her konosuba stream
Shien about to play some ZoE if only it was MARs VR mode wouldve been cool
>>23784040in sha Allah
>>23784035About 7 right now but I just made it last thread. It'll be more fun with more people though.
>>23783960no! not this way shionbro...
>mfw I'll never have a 130cm 48kg Aqua japanese gf...
>>23784035I clicked the link to see it, it says there are 6 members.
>>23784031Not with attitude.
>>23784051how do you all you faggots dream so much? I have one dream a year (that I remember anyway, considering you have like 10 a night)
>>23783979to be fair it took her like 3 hours of rerolling
>>23783906I think Gen2 is in a solid position and if Gen1 isn't retiring over Coco they won't go anywhere because of Gen5. It doesn't work this way, Hololive's most popular girls also grant boosts to others simply because they're the same agency and collab together.
>>23784036Holy shit, they actually talked about it? I'm glad that's okay now but for those mean anti narratives to have some effect on them is worrying
>>23783922I love when she gets so excited over saying the sentence. It's adorable.
>>23784035If you like hugboxes, sure.
>>23783960>>23784051>Shion keeps getting NTRed by SoraBig kusa.
>>23784057You probably have more dreams than you realize but you either forget them or they're not really worth sharing with anyone.
>>23783929yofi is smol
>>23784052Just go to Japan and make her yours. Just do it! What are you waiting for????
>>23784036Watame is such a bitch. I hope nobody here actually likes the slut.
>>23784027I remember her getting really angry after getting any male character that wasn't Kazuma during her konosuba streams
>>23784001as if these threads weren't already cancerous enough, some tranny retard felt the need to make thisfucking wow
>>23784052But wasn't Aqua like 120cm tall?
>>23784052Why does her height keep getting lower with every new post like this?
>>23784052Aqua...
>>23784075but kazuma is walking scum, why would she want him?because he's just like her
>>23783976
>>23783948Why does she look so menacing here?
>>23784006She's been with Kanata through it all, nice to see she still cares about her so much.
>>237840641.5-3k average viewers, which Gen 1 gets, is still pretty solid too. Which allows them to have more girls to merchandise off of. If only Holo's merch game was better.
New narratives; /hlg/ doesnt like hololives
>>23784083you expect EOP redditors to actually folllow them on twitter anon?
>>23784083FBK...
>>23784072If only it were so simple.
Miko's so used to YT's bullshit.
>>23784087We get upset so much because we care alot, indifference is true dislike.
I'm retiring from /hlg/...
>>23784065She didn't say if it was specifically about what Watame said on that Coco stream, in fact she doesn't even mention that or the anti narratives. She only says this exchange happened between them, without going into specifics. The rest is just my speculation.
>>23784052>She's getting smaller
has your chuuba ever organised a group masturbation session? Is it just Choco?
>>23784052Majimabro...
>>23784085I like how she's always watching her every single time Kanatan streams
>>23783902see this would be a good clip if it was just one EOP Chad making her do it but the sea of EOP newfags in chat...
>>23784090FBK spent like ten minutes browsing Wendy's menu. She's an honorary burger, anon.
>>23784083右にのはへがを美味しいそうですね
>>23784098haachama no...
>>23784101women's backs bend when they get older because their bones are brittle as fuck
>>23784099Ah I see
>>23784102Why am i not invited
>>23784098See you in an hour
>>23784052please dont post such sad images of my husband
https://twitter.com/lemon_mito/status/1260135889927147521>Releases a Fubuki exclusive bookNarrativebros???????
>>23783902JSL bros...
>>23784052It's actually 48cm for 130kg. She is really dense you know
>>23784102I only watch HNST and they don't do that sort of thing.
>>23783940That Kanata clip is really lewd...
>>23784115because you didnt join her sub channel membership
>>23784114But that's when they're like 50+.
>>23784098Coco...
>>23784121Okay this is based. He's a good guy after all. Narratives are bad.
>>23784125Aqua is an actual Dwarf, I bet she can bench 3x her bodyweight.
>>23784036>>23784099I can see Kanata worrying about something like this, she can be very sensitive when it comes to her image. Shitposting is one thing but getting it into their heads is over the line.
>>23784126>I only watch HNSTWhy are you in this fucking thread then?
>>23784111Nah Japanese McDonald's are dogshit
Isn't aqua like 4 foot 7 or 4 foot 8 in burger height? She'd legally qualify as a midget
>>23784135Why is Kabaya so precious?
>>23784135>getting it into their heads is over the line.Okay Captain Moralfag.
>>23784104Based Oshio looking out for her flat angel.
/v/ here. Can you please stop spamming your pathetic garbage and stay put here? Thanks.
>>23783976Children yelling: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!Haato: "We have McDonalds at home"McDonalds at home:
>>23784146not in japan
>>23784151it's not us it's you anon
>>23784140To make you seethe. And shitpost about Towa.
>>23784001great now we have discord trannies, as if the thread couldnt get worse
>>23784151Oh no, those poor 50 Smash threads!
>>23784094Just loiter around Hololive studio and once you spot Aqua you can just carry her away.
>>23784151Do you feel in charge?
Which Holo was bullied in high school?
>>23784152slather some vegemite on that and it's edible
>>23784121FBK made him promise to draw her and him in JK uniforms since both are cuties that need more cute clothes.
>>23783929Based Squirrelhttps://files.catbox.moe/5vxutv.mp4
>>23784166Unironically Noel. Haato too.
>>23784151does /v/ stands for vaggots?
>>23784159I don't seethe anon, I also love HNST, and I love Towa. Please post Towa more >>23784166Noel
>>23784004What's wrong with that? Don't you smile when your favorite psd texture sheet smiles?
>>23783948>エロゲとコラボした!!!!!Would that train loli opening count? I feel like she'd want something more involved.
>>23784150I'd prefer a busty angel
>>23784150https://twitter.com/oshio_dayo/status/1259850764270387205Cute mom casually dropping her cup size when Kanata keeps saying she has F cup during Tamaki's stream
https://twitter.com/WalkingDreamer/status/1260274917922095106
>>23784151Oh no, the twitter screencap from x celebrity thread isn't getting enough replies...
>>23784121How does melonbook work? I never see them go out of stock, so does that mean it's not popular? I've also never used it so I don't know how it works internationally.
>>23784151Do your job and report every single one of them for off topic
>>23784178its literally just people being retardedI don't like this so the fans are retarded but I love this similar thing and will dump my paycheck on it dont you dare compare them
>>23784149We've got a cynic on the loose! Miss Tensh get down!
>>23784102Choco’s ASMR streams all are group masturbation sessions.
>>23784183Does Kanata have F cup IRL?
>>23783940and here is the rushiag@smhttps://streamable.com/miicf5Shion rolled too but she didn't idolg@sm like the others, she just went "haha, tripple SSR i'm keeping this see ya later nerds".
>>23784001I wanted to join but I don't want to expose myself.
>>23784191they're usually digital. so you just need to download their client to read them.
>>23784199yeah but Choco isn't masturbating in those, she was in this one
>>23784151can you please keep your tourists on your board? thanks
>>23784166Miko
>>23784125New narrative: Aqua's actually a Pokemon that can change her height and weight at will, her true form is 0.1m tall and 999,9kg but she usually likes being 120cm and 48kg
>>23784102Haachama did a countdown once on one of her ASMR streams.
>>23784152Looks like a perfectly normal aussie meal to me.
>>23784202Sure why not. F(lat) cups.
/v/ here. Can you please start spamming more?Thanks.
>>23784151>IT'S V
>>23784206Is it? It says a paper size for media, but I guess that could mean digital too.
>>23784160Don't worry, I will save it.
>>23784166festival wasnt bullied in school. she was the loner everyone ignored while she quietly obsessed over the school stacy who once smiled at her
>>23784181So Shirayuri?
>>23784130That's why she's getting smaller anon...
This was Yagoo's almighty answer to Kizuna Ai's popularity?>Never leaves her house>smelly>lives in her pajamas>too lazy to put on panties>Top 3 biggest otaku in all of hololive>social recluse>brother complex>giant pervert
>>23784150She absolutely adores Kanata, can't wait whatever costumes she has planned for her.
>>23784224Obesity isn't healthy.
>>23784209You mean today’s? Didn’t she just show the archive of her old swimsuit stream and talked about what happened in ARK off stream?
>>23784203>Shion rolled too but she didn't idolg@sm like the others, she just went "haha, tripple SSR i'm keeping this see ya later nerds".Yeah this sounds really Shion, thanks for these.Pekora probably wouldn't gachagasm either and go HA HA HA HA SEE HOW LUCKY I AM
>>23784242The real question is: did it work? Because it looks like it did
>>23784166If I was some popular JK I would bully the living shit out of Miko. I would throw water on her while she was eating her lunch in the bathroom stall. Funeral flower on her desk everyday. God just imagine her sad, pathetic cry. And I like Miko a lot, fyi.
I think Aqua has a foot fetish, she likes fanart that show off her feet.
>>23783906They're not declining. It's easy to conflate the growth spurt of the newer gens with the decline of the old gens -- they're all still growing but at different rates. Remember: they're all part of the same mikoboat so everyone benefits even when one holo sees extreme growth.If subscriber growth begins to flatten out you still have regular memberships, superchats, and merch sales. Every holo has some form of a loyal fanbase and as long as Cover is able to reap the benefits of their loyalty there'd be no reason for downward pressure on the holos. Really, at that point it's more dependent on how valuable a given actor sees themselves in the face of increasingly successful generations.There's also value in sheer exposure. FBK is in a good position despite the usual metrics people in these threads go by because she's an amazing gateway to the rest of the holos. Global outreach is one of her goals and she's been doing a good job of it.
>we have food at home Aki, Sora, Choco, Mio, Flare, Noel, Watame>MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDSMiko, Roboco, Subaru, Haato, Shion, Aqua, Korone, Fubuki, Okayu, Marine, Kanata, Luna, Coco, Pekora, secretly Flare>orders coffee and leavesSuisei, AZKi, Mel, Ayame, Rushia
https://youtu.be/Nc3KBd5eCrIThis karaoke stream from Suisei really healed my heart. I love her bros.
>>23783817I had a wheat fields by a cliff dream of Matsuri in a sundress, calling out to me, after passing out during her Apex stream earlier because I has a busy work day. In that time a whole thread went by. I wonder if I should step back overall since I feel like the days I'm not working revolve entirely around chuubas now between threads and watching them.
>>23784243Is this going to be another Subaru situation with mama being eager to just do an outfit on a whim with removable parts and all?
>>23784262I think Kanata said she is/was extremely conservative with money so she'd be the food in home type.
>>23784256Pekora would start gloating like it's nobody's business.
>>23783817For some reason I had a dream of towa's mama rurudo the other night which isn't healthy because I'm pretty sure she's like 15 years old.
>>23784236yes
>>23784270All holos should have parents like that. It's not fair.
>>23784258Why would you bully her?
>>23784180she wants to be a character in an eroge iirc
>>23784261>Every holo has some form of a loyal fanbaseFubuki...
>>23784242Kizuna is dead right now isn't she?
>>23784248yes, we all masturbated to the swimsuit stream together anon. Are you telling me you watched and didn't participate?
Mikoboat:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1589312505296.webm
I have to eat lunch, so I'll head out now. bye bye guys
Any anon here wanna play APEX
>>23784269Looks like you are still a little tired.
>>23784152Is that a grilled clump of rice? Add some savory sauce and it looks like it'd make for a nice meal.
>>23784286>Loner>Otaku>Speech impediment She's the PERFECT bullying target.
>>23784262Choco's cooking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever shit McDonald's sharts out
Why is Miko so harsh with the JOPs?
>>23784301Dream Towa...
>>23784294toneworks > yuzusoft
>>23784307>Choco will never have hot food prepared for you when you come home from a long day at work
This thread has gotten a little less cozy lately..
>>23784301Towa should invite Risu or Iofi!
>>23784258I would also bully Miko. Not sure if it'd be intense but stealing her campus note or hiding pornmags in her bag. I'd also be in love with her of course.
>>23784319Bros.....
>>23784301Not right now no, the game just updated and as with most games the servers are fucked and there are a shitload of bugs.
>>23784301ok Towa
>>23784321It really has. I remember back when Towa was still the underdog. Good times.
>>23784281going to mcdonalds once in a while is not that expensive
>>23784323>implying Risu can play anything released in the last 5 years
A-moon's got sick, let's hope that tomorrow's collab with Roboco get canceled
>>23784294That's not a boathttps://files.catbox.moe/ci6ii7.webm
>>23784261They're reclining.
Seeing lots of Holos making first impression tweets over Apex's new updateIt's almost 5am why are you not sleeping
>>23784335It's infinitely more expensive than grass which is free
>>23784293Of course, but this doesn't tell me that Choco participated too.
>>23784321start posting more towa to make it comfy again
>>23784301https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1260294269102747648https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1260294784012320769She just found out that Pathfinder was nerfed and the Peacekeeper is dead.
>>23784347I can't tell if Aqua is sleeping or not... but I imagine she is.
>>23784285Yeah, but also Subaru and Ui's relations are kinda special.>"So I recently became obsessed with Kimetsu no Yaiba and just like that asked mama for an outfit like this">proceeds to show it off for half an hour with happiness and pride in her voice, turning accessories on and off, bragging about showing her "bald head" for the first time and giggling like a little girl who just got her New Year's presentI wish every holo was that blessed.
>>23784347Never mind, it seems Aqua is awake since she scheduled an Apex stream already...
>>23784325Id also bully miko by taking all the comiket doujins from her bag and replacing all her eroge she buys with all ages VN
>>23784352She didn't speak the entire time after it started, what else would she be doing? I bet she was remembering bending down in front of a camera like a whore all over again and getting excited over it
>>23784347You gotta jump on the new patch while its still hot its were the majority of the views are
>>23784151Coco say Hololive is /v/ bro
>>23784151>>23784229>>23784370https://streamable.com/3oo7ry
>>23784332She's getting close to AZKi!!
>>23784355Is the robot that strong? He seems like a support kind of character
>>23784137I want to fuck this dragon
>>23784321Maybe you should go back to Discord then Towabro...
>>23784349Kanata was actually laughing about the effect of her mentioning this with Tamaki the other day, it somehow turned into incredibly grim poverty story.
>>23784341Story behind this webm?
>>23784376Mel having more subs than Aki is kinda sad
>>23784355>PC deadgood thing i always prefferred eva as my shotgun of choice.
>>23783817Was it the Miko Boat
>>23784378She basically spent her entire training week playing as him and grabbing the Peacekeeper every round. So her world is collapsing a little. But yeah he had a lot of mobility which is very important in a game like this.
>>23784378hypermobility is always broken in these kinds of games
>>23784285>>23784358And then there's Fubuki ...
>>23784312初見詐欺 is a very stale meme. I don't blame her
>>23784384Miko learned from Coco how to speak english, so she wanted to demostrated it on Asamiko
>>23784367Anon, Choco was watching Korone's stream. Or do you mean to tell me she masturbated to Pepsiman?
>>23784386Peace Ceeper
>>23783960So this what they meant when they discovered God in a dream
>>23784386They swapped the Peacekeeper and Mastiff, so the former is a rare gold weapon now and the later is a common now.
>>23784292to anons on 4chan she is, she mostly with other japanese celebrities and rarely interact with other vtubers
>>23784294I'd never imagine that there's any girls cultured enough to enjoy good moege, miko is truly a treasure.
>>23784337Didn't she get sick like 2 days ago?And does she even know English? She's always speaking indo whenever I check her stream
>>23784378He's supposed to be balanced by a bigger hitbox and he has been nerfed before.All the tryhards used to rate him mid tier at best but I guess people have finally learned that mobility is king.
>>23784395And then there's Miyabi...
imagine not being taller then all the chuubas
ngl I would also bully miko, I bet she would secretly like it and it'd make her fall in love with me
>>23784410Are we including true form Korone in this?
>>23784398That was after she ended the stream anon
So anons, what are you doing today, during these dead hours?I saw Blade Runner 2049 and baked some bread.
>>23784413Pekora...
>>23784395They are now in good terms and will both cosplay as cute high school girls
>>23784410But Aqua's 210cm 48kg, I doubt most anons are taller than her
>>23784293Swimsuit stream?
>>23784385i feel worse for akiroit's just like after holofes she got berated by autist because their holo wasnt center stage
>>23784410Well, Coco is American tall.
>>23784301username?
>>23784382I still need to catch up on that stream. Kanata outside of her comfort zone usually leads to her shutting down, but Tamaki is the type who's good at getting good conversations out of people.
>>23784426I'm going to sleep while listening to Choco praise her loyal Chocomeitos>>23784433Yeah, one of the videos that was nuked from her channel. If you never saw it you missed out because it was basically porn
>>23784426I am EU, i sleep, prime time is afternoon here and dead hours are night
>>23784385Aki grows faster than Mel (17k vs 13k subs in the last 30 days) so we'll have to see if she can overtake her before Mel gets the boot for not streaming.
>>23784444streams start at 4AM for me (BST - GMT + 1) so I sleep early (right now I should be in bed actually) and wake up early. Do you not watch the streams that start at 12JST?
>>23784436Aw that's nice that they gave Aki center
>>23784108Wow crazy USA hamburger yeah!
>>23784430You call what happened at HoloComi good terms? Did we watch the same video? That guy wanted to be anywhere but there.
>>23784426Still shading...
>>23784442There has to be a mirror of that stream somewhere.
>>23784410Kinda hard being taller than Aqua 480cm height.
>>23784439Tokoyamitowa
>>23784457Yeah, there is. https://twitcasting.tv/yuzukichococh/movie/614289391
>>23784433Choco showed the 3D stream she did in her swimsuit model that's been removed from youtube along with her ASMR stuff. You can find it on bilibili but it's probably censored.
>>23784437shes still only 5'10
where are the translations for Kanata's membership stream
>>23784441Kanata was machinegunning the whole time, it was very high energy. It's a really good watch.
I've been living under a rock. How did Iofi dox herself?
>>23784471previous thread
>>23784444I ended up eventually watching a lot of chuubas from non hololive just because there's often not much to watch in the evening.
I think I get it now. If you love someone so much, you want to see everything of them right? Their happy moments, and their sad ones too. So what would a nearly-driven-to-suicide bullied Miko be like? How would Miko react to me putting rusty nails inside her indoor shoes, or putting dead birds and rats inside her school locker? How would she react if I purposefully trip her when she's walking? What would she do if I tear her notebook and throw her desk out of the window? I must KNOW. I will cherish her everything. From her lonely tears of anguish to her scrawly suicide note. Can you say that you really love your chuuba if you don't fantasize about her death? I think not.
What do you guys use to see who's streaming again? The one where you can have multiple streams open at once
>>23784454To be fair, FBK was too excited and was making him feel uncomfortable, but now He has started to interact with her more.
>>23784470That's average male height. Plus that makes her a giant in Japan.
>>23784470Coco is actually not that tall IRL. Her 3D debut is gonna be real interesting
>>23784367I hope that's the case, but why would she talk over a stream archive?
>>23784454Yeah that was awkward to put it bluntly, I wouldn't go so far as to say he hates her, but he definitely doesn't care much for her either.
>>23784482https://hololive.jetri.co/#/
>>23784470Didn't kson say she was 5'2 or something?
>>23784481There's a point where you should have stopped and you've clearly passed it but fuck it keep going
>>23784481Bros I thought you said the 35p fags were chill...
>>23784489Director's commentary>>23784498Yes Kson is nowhere near 180CM
>>23784481Are you this guy >>23783890
>>23784481I thought /hlg/ was a thread of peace?
>>23784481Simply epic my dude
>>23784508Vtubers were a mistake.
>>23784497thanks
>>23784481If you say you love someone but want to see them in pain you clearly don't love them
>>23784481You sound like that matsurifag that wanted to see the face of some perfect guy dying
>>23784508Nah I wouldn't stoop that low. Imagine watching ID lmao.
>>23784454Seemed like he was just nervous.https://twitter.com/lemon_mito/status/1256473340321034240
>>23784481she is a footfag so chances are she is degenerate enough to be ok with some of that shit
>>23784481poggers
how do i make the sheep love me again bros?
>>23784522That's just Matsuri, anon.
Don't forget to record Haato's next singing stream guys in case I'm unable to
>>23784534Be an ikemen programmer with sexy dance moves.
>>23784465anon, please, I'm begging you, I need the secret word for that stream, please.
>>23784337She got "sick" to hid the fact that she lied about being able to speak other languages.
>>23784547Then become a sub channel member
>tfw ever since I started watching Hololive regularly I keep getting recommended nip translated videos of twitch gaijinsI didn't even know there was a market for that
>>23784556Now you just know how it is for them normally, all the EFL Japs gatekeeping the JOPs
>>23784556Are they actual streamers or are they twitch thots?
>>23784426Kanji reps
>>23784527Yes that's usually what happens when you are put in a situation you don't want to be in.
>>23784426It's 4:15AM and I'm putting my shoes on to run. Afterwards I will shower, cook breakfast then work on my chuuba project until she streams.
>>23784481I don't think you get it.
>>23784571
>>23784511it's a thread of piss
Witch one of you fuckers is bleeding Hololive content on 9gag
>>23784426Gonna watch those City Shrouded in Shadow archives for Mio.
>>23784584go back
>>23784566The one I saw most frequently was some bald dude so the former
>>23784481Based. I want to hear her be angry and I want Miko to slap me around.
>>23784579maturin
>>23784556japs love the 8bitdrummer guy but thats all I get as western streamer recs
>>23784566it depends on who the jap lyger's likebased on what ive seen one guy has a real hard on for mizkif and otherwise its just the r/livestreamfail circlejerk
>Aqua's stream thumbnailokay this is lewd
>>23784439Arudosan, im downloading the update though
>only a Holostar is live.take my view m8.
>>23784579One day, bro, one day.
>>23783890What is with the ID holos attracting so much autism.
>>23784481That's it, I'm going to bed.
>>23784622Who and what are they doing?
>>23784628Idol brain gonna idol.
I must fullfill my destiny and impregnate Coco
>>23784636>ColaThat's not Pepsi!
Korone is just an anime, livestreamed version of AVGN. Admit it fags
https://streamable.com/u9wx38
>>23784644>Pepsi-Cola (tm)Anonchama...
why does suisei remind me of chihaya?
>wake up>watch holos all day>before bed realize i've spent an entire day watching strangers online and decide to change that starting next day>go to sleep>repeathelp
>>23784635Its astel and hes playing apex
>>23784645And that's a good thing.
>>23784645why did you combine a bunch of good things into one sentence then act like it's a bad thing.
>>23784442I'm watching the archive right now and I just noticed Choco's swimsuit model is wearing black nail polish on both her hands and feet. I'm pretty sure that's not a thing on her regular model. These fucks knew what they were doing.
>>23784636Fast drawfag is fast
>>23784658you only need help when corona stops
>>23784653You can see the Pepsi can properly made right above Korone though.Drinking regular ol' Cola is not the same!
This is very sad, can I have an upvote now please?
>>23784636>red-canned colajapan never learn
>>23784465is the code on her sub ch? i dont see the right code on her main ch member posts
>>23784645Korone didn't go WOW THERE'S A PEPSI CITY ISN'T THAT SO SILLY for 20 minutes so she's automatically better
>>23784644its cause she kept saying "cola dog"
>>23784674Put some Hitler quotes or something over a "translated" Korone clip like this and see if the Redditors and EOPs eat it up
>>23784674Why is Okayu sleeping with a dog
>>23784658You're here forever now
>>23784645Who's her Mike Matei?
>>23784680Yes, it's a sub channel stream
>"This game sucks more dicks than Towa-san, I'd rather yubi yubi Okayu's spiked cat cock then play this putrid shit"
>>23784658holos and lulu only stream when i'm sleeping is not fair bros
>>23784708
>>23784151Can you keep your brethen to stay the fuck out of this thread please? Thanks.
>>23784708you sold me on it, do more
>>23784596He's a wholesome dude. Glad they liked him.
>>23784717Why do you do this?
>>23784728what do you want her to review
>>23784690Her Mane-chan
>>23784684prepare for all those dumb /pol/fags and their based dog
>>23784730Just report him for spamming.
>>23784684Hitler would be too easy to catch, have a Goebbels instead>A child laughs when it feels joy and cries when it feels pain. Both things, laughing and crying, it does with its whole heart. We have all become so tall and so clever. We know so much and we have read so much. But one thing we have forgot: to laugh and cry like the children do.
>>23784739I thought pekora was the le redpilled one.
>>23784717she's playing shitty jojo games now? god the thread must have been unbearable
Aki...
Fubuki and Senchou are being added as voices in World of Warships
Wasshoi!
>>23784746Thread was surprisingly fine after some initial shitposting, no idea about the chat since I was at work when she streamed.
Your time is up Dragon.
>>23784734Siren
>>23784746That game is not shitty at all you whore I will fucking scrape your insides with a nail
>>23784674Help! My dog is having an existential crisis!
Apex ResidentSleeper
>>23784751Who the fuck is this tranny in the middle?
>>23784748>Drinking cognac on a wine glassThank god nobody watches her and she's getting the boot soon
>>23784753I wonder if Matsuri has a chance with her cute chink fans
>>23784717Pekora has played dragon quest 5, a JoJo game, and a kaiji game all within the past 2 weeks. I'll admit this rabbit won me over
>>23784748さすアキ
>>23784748Aunty...
>>23784763The Japanese do it differently anon...
>hurr durr I want a holo to play Monster hunter!>Luna plays monster hunter>no one says anything
>>23784759sorry I didn't noticed it was the arcade fighting game, that's the only good jojo game
>>23784304She’s a nice person
>>23784763There's snifter that tall you uncultured swine.
>>23784751>World of WarshipsThat game is only played by slav boomers. Who's the audience?
Homostar fans, is the pizza guy any fun to watch? He seems like a cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4W4YnZq6qE Watame no uta
>>23784755coco is reclining
Please subscribe to my channel!
>>23784759It was pretty boring to watch to be honest fampai and I love the dumb rabbit
>>23784785Scissors
Luna plays Monster Hunter
>>23784784I watch him if I want some inner peace.
>>23784779I guess you missed the thread that was full of off topic dick measuring then
>>23784674Memes aside I can feel that right now.>I'll have to return to working from office eventually and going to miss all my favorites streaming because of time zones, by the time I get home it's gonna be dead hours>I won't be able to interact with them in any way anymore, for me they'll be forever an archive of things that have already happened>I won't be able to discuss it live with people here and only scroll through archived threads when I get home, looking through discussions of events I haven't seen and probably never will because I don't have a lot of free hours after work so I'll have to limit myself to only a few channels>watching long 6+ hour streams is out of question tooMy only hope are the weekends and I usually try to be productive during that. I'll treasure these strange quarantine days for the rest of my life /hlg/.
>>23784779People get filtered by her voiceShe'll never get a huge audience with lots of gaijins in chat and that's a good thing
Which Holo would suck the best pp
I want to see the girls play more gachaIt brings them tons of viewers and superchats so I hope they stream more gacha games.
>>23784788>coco is recliningI saw this said in the previous thread, is it a meme? The word is "declining"
>>23784782Snifters have a wide bottom and narrow top you filthy subhuman, that's either a wine or a fluted glass
>>23784787Stream more
>>23784785Paper!
Fuck, I missed my ritualposting. Here have some pits.
The 3D shorts should just be about a lone shota being released into the office and every Holo taking turns at trying to claim him for themselves.
>>23784717oh god she played HFtF?the amount of anime only jojo fag eops mustve been fucking awful
>>23784779What are you about? We talked about her stream earlier, fag
Maybe I'll stream later.
>>23784810No it's not a meme, she's reclining in a comfy chair right now as we shitpost
>>23784810Hololive doesn't bring in crossboarders they said.
>>23784784He's pretty cool, cracks a lot of jokes.
>>23784755This sort of numberfagging doesn't even make sense when you consider how much longer one has been around.
>>23784812You don't fucking know shit.
>>23784810she is taking a much needed rest
>>23784787But we can't subscribe to the 5th gen yet.
>>23784829the only metric that matters in numberfagging is quantity
>>23784799>>23784826I'll give him a shot when he's around. It really sucks that all these chuubas are on at roughly the same time. I feel like I miss out on stuff if I have to have more than one window open at a time so I like to dedicate myself and Lord knows how much you miss when you do that.
>>23784757>"I'd rather have cockroaches crawl up my cunt then play this shitty Silent Hill ripoff, hell, they should've just called it Shit Hill and called it a day. This is one of Fubuki-senpai's favorite games? She's been eating one too many fox turds if she enjoys consuming this shit."
Morning News in 14 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMK-9SC7zeIBUT FUCK THAT WATAME NAO!It's this time again Rockbros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4W4YnZq6qE
>>23784829>it only matters when coco is doing good
>>23784787>Wrong! This woman is deceased.
>>23784785Rock!
>>23784828Literally just look at the picture, the bottom of the glass isn't wide enough to comfortably fit in the palm hence isn't suitable for drinking cognac
>>23784805Where do you live where the time-zone perfectly fucks you up? I miss out on pretty much all midday streams but I usually get home for the 5pm streams.
>>23784805Good luck, anon. Feel the same way. I'm in Asia now but am a burger going home when they ease up. I won't be able to catch my chuubas streams that matter when I do, but I suppose that also gives me more time to focus on bettering myself since she's been one of the things to make my life better since lockdown. These threads have been fun too.
>>23784785Scissors!
>>23784841i look foward to sheep every day
>>23784847Stop talking about shit you don't know about.
>GacktFuck.
Hey it's GACKT
>>23784817mmm more pits is more good
SCISSORBROS WHERE YOU AT!
Cute aggresive head banging!
you guys know there are actual gooks hiding behind those cartoons right?
Will Coco talk about Holostars today
>>23784829Korone gained 40k subs in the last 2 weeks, Coco got 18k.
rockbros we got this
bros...
>>23784841I'd trade watame no uta for her short joke songs at this point...
I finally read the last 2 threads. Time to off myself.
>>23784839Pretty good
>>23784879BIRDS
>>23784880Why would she? They have not amounted to anything lately
>>23784880Kaoru ignored Coco's message so no
>>23784886Why?
Hey it's Golden Bomber
Why is that Gackt song the same as the one from Josie and the Pussycats
Do any of the Holos actually like guys? I think most of them are gay or bi with female leanings
>>23784821Naaah, you won't
>>23784879And?
>>23784898They all like me.
>>23784898Go away /u/. Most of them have boyfriends and you're just gonna have to deal with it.
>>23784898fujobuki
>>23784898If they were gay or bi, then Matsuri wouldn't be sexually and emotionally frustrated
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Festival’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 120% of my paycheck to matsuri because I know that it’s not simping. Matsuri if you see this I love you please text me back.
>>23784898This topic again-
>>23784902Huh? I don't remember making this post.
>>23784898Someone has been watching too many shipping clips
>>23784898They all have a boyfriend, anonSource: it's me
>>23784898Towa's never had any gay interactions, plays Disney bishounen games and people here always talk about her fucking two guys on stream.
>>23784883FUCK YOU ROCKBROS! I WON!
Yay scissorbros
>>23784879Good
>>23784481I was going to say this post is weird, but it makes sense. Thinking about the anguish aches, but is your true love.
I can't believe Shigure Ui was Coco all along.
>>23784908Lyger...
>>23784904>Most of them have boyfriends >He believes thisMost girls I know IRL are married or engaged and still heavily prefer females.
>>23784898It's like prison homosexuality. You gather up all these women who're missing the chance to marry and they start feeling each other up. Then there's the one actual lesbian in the corner quietly shaking her head.
local dragon gives no fucks
>>23784898Festival is still a virginNo Holo has been soiled
>>23784851Vodkaland. I work 8/5 with commute times so it lines up perfectly with my work schedule. For example Kanata's schedule looks like this converted for my timezone. I leave for work at 9 and return roughly at 19. I can possibly try to catch a stream on my 13:00 break but I'm rarely alone there.>>23784854Same, at least it has given me motivation to not waste time and do something while this lasts. Hopefully this inspiration won't vanish once everything returns back to the usual drag.
>>23784918Towa's gay because she's a man and does those things
>song lyrics has dancing, being heartbroken etcwatame still hasn't gotten over the breakup...
>>23784931/u/cuck... I always admire your kind for your ability to tune out reality for your own narratives.
>>23784898Yeah, losers hiding behind anime avatars are totally sexually active.
>>23784898Ayame has boyfriend for many years, all the other girls are social recluse or otaku or both and some went to all girl school. There's more virgins on HL than not more than likely
>>23784908Matsuri can't read English...
>>23784927Watame was a decoy! We've been had!
>>23784941delet
>>23784898Coco's ex-boyfriend is the reason she likes Yakuza so much. Which in turn made her learn Japanese, go live in Japan, and eventually became a vtuber. In other words, Coco literally became a vtuber because of her ex-boyfriend.
>>23784898Almost all of them are straight, especially the two you just posted.
>>23784941Towa...
>>23784942Sorry I won't do it again. I'm returning
>>23784805Bros... dead hours aren't supposed to be sad hours but here we are.
Coco impregnate.
>>23784941I'm not gay so Towa is a pretty lady.
I only watch Hololive meme videos
>>23784884mogu...
>>23784779I watched, though admittedly i was switching between her and pepsiman.I don't really care that much about korone, but she has fun taste in vidya.
>>23784898Marine had gay school experience but schlicks herself to doujin of girls getting held down and fucked senseless till they become cockslaves, so you do the math
watame and coco morning streams <----- You're hereburgersdoxxfagsbogansSEAmonkeysprime timeleftover streamsdead hours
>>23784942He was too good for her anyway.
>>23784898They just play up the shit fans interpret as ships for the sake of extracting money from peoples wallets. They aren't dumb and they know very well what their fans want to see and hear.
>>23784884link to video pls
>>23784898Aqua wouldn't be an idol if she didn't. She loves everyone.
>>23784983We should stream HoloFes during burger hours after Coco
>>23784935She's trying to fix that but Hoshikawa just won't give in and keeps talking about boyfriends and sugar daddies.
>>23784986How come they don't know that I want to ship them with Holostars?
>>23784982Me + Marine = Womb bullying.
>not even 10koh no bros... the clock is ticking. coco's voice is garbage.
>>23784997Nijisanji already conquered that market
Coco doesn't sound to into it bros...
>>23784961sorry ムクロ you're trapped in my cell forever
>>23784997Because they know want their fans want to see and hear.
>>23784950>women in their 20’s are virginsAnon....
>>23784984>tfw you'll never be too good for any of the holos
>>23784997You, and I, are a minority.
>>23784999Trips confirm.
>>23784908After YT and cover take their cut, the 30% matsuri gets is going straight to superchat another chuuba, who gets ultimately gets left with 10% after YT and the company redigest it in some kind of terrible human simpipede. You may as well cut out the middleman and donate straight to hoshikawa
>>23785009>Because they know want their fans want to see and hear.esl-kun...
>>23785012>tfw you will never be good enough for any of the holos
>>23785011>Japanese people having sex with each other
did coco just say homolive
>>23785011It's exactly why it's sad and why I'll save my favorite holo.
>YAGOO bullyingThat's too far Coco.
>>23785021>not knowingoh boy.
>>23785002FUCK OFF. Every time some one posts like this her views shoots up.
>>23785025She's really pretty
gimme the rundown on this Yagoo segment
>>23785025>>23785021Towa definitely had sex with everyone in her band except the bassist
>>23784956She moved to Japan because of her parents.
>>23785021Japanese men don't have sex but the women do
>>23785012Work out and you'll already be too good for absolute fatties and uggos like Okayu and Korone. I mean most of them don't have much going for them besides having a vagina and having a nice voice. Only a handful of them like Pekora, Miko, Suisei, AZKI, Sora, and Coco have any talent in entertaining or singing.
>>23785020You can do it anon, I believe in you.
>>23785025Towa... I want to talk to you during one of your live streams.
>>23785038just wait for the subs anon
>>23785025The face of Hololive
coco is reclining...
>>23785042How does that work
>>23785025Cute, why is she cuter than her avatar.
>>23784982You know I have heard a number of vtubers claim to have gone to an all girls school and had some kind of gay school experience. A lot of women in Japan must go to extremely gay all girls schools.
Is this a reason behind futa doujins.
>>23785025>this qt>a huge dorkgod i love her even more
>>23784997>>23785014When you think about it, would you rather have your favorite holo end up with a homostar like our son Roberu, or with some creepy dude you've never heard of?
>>23785043hahahaha we always have to sneak Miko in there don't we
>>23785021Maybe not with other Japanese lmao
>>23785038YAGOO slapped Coco in front of YAGOO
>>23784996Sure, I can do that. Gimme the exact time in JST you guys are interested in.Here's the link to the channel:https://www.twitch.tv/holofes
>>23785042With who?
>>23785043>MikoWhat did he mean by this
>>23785025Lets all love Towa!
doxxfags are early today, must be creepy US stalker primetime
Need more Towa streams..
>>23785066with me
>>23785053Most girls are lesbians.
>>23785025No this is Towa (before she started smoking)https://www.tokyomotion.net/video/720596
>>23785043This post disgusts me. I like my holo's personality.
>>23785043Congratulations on the (you)s.
>>23785059That wouldn't explain Japan's low birth rate. Where are all the babies?
>>23785083>what's a condom
>>23785053It's just the fictional backstory of their character
>>23785058rent free
Is it true that Marine is a hag?
>>23785091Who's using condom in 2020?
>>237850629 AM JST in 3 hours. Holofes is like 2 hours long and it would end like an hour before the first big stream which is Aqua.
>>23785053It's not a Japan thing. All girls schools are pretty gay everywhere.
>>23785093That was the implication I was intending to make.
Are we in burger hours again? Obsessing over how fake these people are and how they aren't virgins?
>>23785098No. She's a beautiful girl. Check twitcast.
>>23785083They marry their big Scandinavian boyfriends and leave
>shien is playing zoeholy fuck absolutely based taste
>>23785053What are Catholic schools around the world
https://twitter.com/genmuginext/status/1260301909870514178?s=20miko!
>>23785099Everyone.People who actually have sex actually have to worry about things like STDs and pregnancies.
>>23785082Thanks, I try. seriously some of you guys do put the IRL Holos on a pedestal too much. There are probably tens of thousands of girls as plain looking as most of them who play vidya and like anime
THE EGOIST SONG ON TOWA STREAM GOT MUTED FUCKK I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AGAIN
>>23785051>>23785066The women are lesbian so they have sex with each other
Now this is a weird combination.
HAACHAMA?!
Aki in asacoco!
All-boys schools are also really gay.Turns out when a bunch of hormonal teenagers are stuck in one place it doesn't quite matter what the genders are.
>>23785091Even with condoms, the birth rate would be higher. People fuck with birth control there should be a lot of happas running around in japan right now.
>>23785110Check the timeline.
PEKO
This CM was way too serious Coco.
>>23785126Has Coco reported on the cocks?
>ESL newfags absolutely SEETHING at every mention of MikoI will post more Miko now.
>>23785132are you stupid or something?
>>23785121I love Aqua. You can't tell me there are thousands of Aqua's out there waiting for me.
>>23785124Silly girls can have sex with other girls.
>48 HoloPro Talents>That's the total number from the main branch, Holostars, CN and ID combinedTHE DAY IS HERECOCO HAS FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THE HOLOSTARS, BROS
I cant believe Peko is fucking dead
How the fuck does coco get everyone to participate in her CMs
How did Coco avoid getting her videos mass disliked for a week after her "drama" yesterday
>>23785140not yet. still CM. i hope coco covered the forest one too
Coco has reclined...
>>23784940Fuck, that sucks vodkabro. I thought I had it bad because I could never catch the early day streams because they were all 5am for me.
>>23785145There are thousands of Aquas out there waiting for other men.
>>23785143A little
>>23785121>>23785145I love Aqua so much bros...
>>23785149Coco saved Homostars...
>>23785154She addressed it immediately and apologised over several tweets.
>>23785121If they were so desirable they would have been scouted.
>>23785154what drama
>>23785154only like 3 people gave a shit and most people shamed the antis for hurting Coco's mom
God I hate coco's voice so much, its like if you were to record pekora being stabbed with rusty nails while luna laughs.
>>23785145They're waiting for gigachads and not you, sorry.
>Subaru is a literal duckBros...
>>23785152She will never get Towa to participate, no matter how hard she tries
>>23785121This. Even the hottest Holo, kson, is like a 7 at best.
>>23785154because literally nothing happened
Coco just killed Pekora
>>23785142just him be anon, he gets satisfaction from it probably
has anyone clipped Miko's chocobo noises?
Coco is going all out with her CM revenge.
>>23785173Her mom tried to help out but accidentally included a clip of the VA equivalent of that guy doing the Outsiders audition.
>>23785154drama fags are pathetic
The strategy is to make an ad for an imaginary item and price it at $10-$30 and people will spachat for it.
>>23785178?!
>>23785175The incident had its own separate thread with at least 600 replies on 5ch last time I checked.
>>23785121I don't think I can find a girl like my girl
they really have been pushing akibaba lately
>>23785180Towa already did a CM and a spelling corner.
>>23785201nobody in japan gives a shit what 5ch stalkers have to say
It's Aki again!
>>23785180Anon...
>>23785201Most of the posts were calling it retarded.Its literally just dramafags starting to start shit where there's nothing.
>>23785145>waiting for meKek. No. They're out there fucking daily BUT you still technically have a shot.
>>23785190Yes, but I do not have it on me.
>>23785176Wtf i love coco's voice now
>>23785190https://streamable.com/fmisn0
You'll confess to Matsuri right?https://files.catbox.moe/0ssuix.mp4
YAGOO update your chuuba's mocap software and hardware...
Paying Coco in sexual favors to be featured in AsaCoco
>>23785121>There are probably tens of thousands of girls as plain looking as most of them who play vidya and like animeyeah but finding and talking to one of them is the hard part
>>23785207F-fine! She will never get Mel to participate
Haachama...
Towa's mama will do an Uihttps://twitter.com/rurudo_/status/1260317578578165765
>>23785083Hasn't it been increasing lately?
>>23785233>actual pig irlit's almost poetic
>>23785237cute but please stop avatarfagging 35p
>>23785121Haha yeah, there are probably thousands of genki earnest humble tomboys with pure heart and bright head out there in the modern western society that idealizes and promotes literally the opposite of that, haha.
>Coco trying to revive Ark againJust fuck my shit up
>>23785241I thought she said that she wasn't going to?
>>23785223
>>23785223Fine, I LOVE HOSHIKAWA
>>23785224The hardware for 2D is an iphone though? I assume its a mixture of the software and whatever rigging you do for live2d that would need to be updated to improve their expressiveness.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ARK COCO YOU BITCH
>>23785230>MelWho cares about ¥0 anyways.
>>23784982Lesbians look at het porn all the time just out of interest. Marine is totally gay.
>>23785224she's so cute when she's having a stroke
>>23785241Will Towa's mama collab with Towa
>>23785228Not to mention he's saying tens of thousands like that's a lot of people. If there's only tens of thousands of them then they're actually pretty rare.
Did anyone mod the survivors into the Holos yet in L4D2?
>>23784898Like most women, being bisexual is a meme to them. Basically, women don’t like the idea of men until they realize what men provide.>Higher pay>A family>DickNo matter how much western bulldykes scream about how trash men are, they still fuck men. It’s no different in Japan. The Holos make decent money, but they probably want a family. The lesbian stuff is just a fantasy.
>>23785241towa will finally have someone to play with...
>>237844101m84 here, even the dragon is no match for me.And if Korone weight actually 80kg she's heavier than me.
>>23785245stop pretending you understand what the word means, retard
>>23785286do what you want
>haachama didn't make ithaaton...
>>23784481You're legit mental anon, you already tried to push that bullying shit earlier in the thread and it got me thinking "The thought is pretty weird but ok", but you went too far with this one anon.You're obviously a sick fuck.Probably an ex-bully victim who try to cope too.
100th asacoco tomorrowtime moves so fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWfwXTKDS9Qim thirsting for ayame so much
>>23785142Don't do that. There's a post limit and reaching image limit early is annoying. Onegai.
>>23785280>1m84>lower than 80kgarent you underweight then?
>>23784410
Is Miko the most overrated Holo?
>>23785221Genuinely surprised the headbobbing never got mikoboated.
>>23785286Now you're just falseflagging, you're not even a real 35p-desu, a real 35p won't do that.
>>23785302
>>23785302In these threads? yes.In general, it's korone.The most underrated is of course towa
I thought for sure there was going to be an apolocorner on asacoco today. Maybe this is for the best
>>23785294I normally assume people writing something like that are just doing it to get a reaction.
>>23785247Duckbro... I hope you can find a pure hearted girl like her someday.
>>23785298Let them do it so they get image banned.
>>23785280Are you into cardio or are you a skeleton, either way you're a fag
Who's the most genuine holo? I'm talking humble and down to earth, not like Coco
>>23785315>In these threads? yes.That would be Towa.
>>23785142How is it even possible to dislike Miko?
>>23785315
https://files.catbox.moe/smjq9p.webm
>>23785280Lanklets, when will they learn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txm975xeBw8&feature=emb_logowhy does Matsuri want someone to drink her piss?
>>23785323Korone
>>23785310Seethe more.
>>23785323Subaru
>>23785315The most underrated is Luna
>>23785300>>2378532273kg, I could use more muscle but weighting 10kg less than you're tall is considered the "model weight" here.I have no fat though.
>>23785323stop posting 8man
>>23785323Donald duck
>>23785323Probably subaru
>>23785323Mio mama!
6’4 here, which Holo am I compatible with?
>>23785322Skeletons are cool.>>23785323Festival or Korone.
>>23785323Okayu
>>23785323Aki. She's a good girl and tries her best every day!
>>23785323Roboco!
>>23785335Alright confirmed falseflagging faggot
>>23785310you ever wonder why you still come to these threads anon
>>23785317Do you really need to apologize for accidents, it's always just anti bait that they circle around like vultures for months
>>23785349Coco
>noooo you can't just post images of holos I don't like
>>23785349coco
>>23785349Aqua
I want to pat Loli Kainehttps://twitter.com/Dr_thumt/status/1259695625135812613?s=20
sometimes it surprises me how far some spergs can go just to hate on a member they don't even watchseek help
>>23785323subaru roboco or mio. can't decide
>>23785352I love her
>>23785367Cute
>>23785272So women are naturally lesbian but socially conditioned to not hate men.
>>23785354Confirmed seethe.
>>23785356Not really, I just thought she'd spin it into a joke somehow. Like how she almost had to quit being an idol because of a 10 year old meme, go work for some shady company, etc.
>>23785280Lmao
>>23785323But Coco is the most genuine holo
>>23785323Matsuri
Top 5 Worse Holos>Subaru>Pekora>Coco>Miko>HaatoMel would be in there too but she doesn't stream enough to be hated.
>>23785332>>23785378Are you american? If so I'd probably understand your mistaken view on what is considered healthy, whit most of your compatriots being overweight. Being a fat fuck is basically the norm there from what I gathered.
Dead hours, where's the fes stream?
>>23785368Keep seething, Miko hating ESL. I'll post more.
>>23785373>>23785373Ye
@23785381why are koronefags like this?
>>23785302No, that would be Marine and Korone.
I'm sorry....
Someone wake me up when anon streams HoloFes
>>23785387I’m the lollipop
>23785381Awful bait not getting a (you) ESL
>>23785323Korone or Kanata
>>23784410I am slightly taller.
>>23785368when you just want to enjoy your holos but fags use her to shitpost
I'm pretty sure every single Holo (irl height) would be literally dick-level to me.I don't know how to take this.
>>23785384Not only is it the norm, people in your family will pressure you into eating more if you eat like a normal human so they don't have to feel like shit for the amount they eat
>>23785323Being humble and down to earth is not really related to being genuine. An egotistical schizo can be genuine so long as they live true themselves.
>>23785410Woah. Tall chad.
Before the 100th episode, lets go back at the start.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y8cEnbk1I4
Is this amerifags hours already?
>>23785387I'm the one getting laughed at
Mio is the most comfy holo
>>23785323Coco
>>23785416true to* themselves
>>23785416This. Fubuki is humble and down to earth but she's clearly a fake bitch.
>>23785323Towa and Okayu
>>23784983You really should start merging burgers and doxxfags, they are practically one in the same.
>>23785368>>23785406samefagging like always I see
>>23785395That guys a faggot but you're even worseIf you're refusing to go back and are going to stay at least learn how to fucking reply to someone normally >>
>>23785430I agree
I don't think I've seen a Holofes with /jp/ since that one back in March. Should be better to rewatch with more people I hope.
>>23785397Please upload this to streamable and post the link in every thread.
>>23785384BMI scale is a meme.I know most fatties will say "hurrdurr but muscle"but genuinely, if you're within the lower/mid ranges of "healthy" it means you don't even lift.Honestly its hard to imagine you have any muscle on you.
>>23785430Her Orba Dinn playthrough is the best.
Why do amerifags do this?
>>23785442lol, you mistake me for someone capable of such dumbfounded feats.
>>23785249Did they even try to kill the bosses?
>>23785437relax
>>23785422What the fuck, she sounds so different.
>23785439why are koronefags like this?
>>23783976Change shion for pekora.>>23784151SIMP
>>23784779I was gonna watch and I'm happy she streamed it, but I passed out. Not due to her mind you.
>>23785323Most probably Luna.
>>23785450yeah editing that is super hard
23785439So desperate for (You)s, but you can only give them away to others.
>>23785449there's only one boss and they're going to kill it soon
>>23785436I'll keep them separate because I don't want to upsetting burgers more than this.
>>23785323Miko
>>23785451That's what happens if you overdose asacoco drugs
>>23785323Subaru is most genuineFestival is most GENUINE
>>23785470relax
I wonder what hijinks this boomer will get up to in Minecraft.www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qnQjGSh2k
I'm not an antifag or a doxxfag or anything, I just really really want to see more of Miko's small but supremely round buttocks.
>>23785477OK ESL doxxfag
>>23785422Oh god, this literally sounds like a shitty impersonation compared to how she is now. I actually noticed that Watame and Kanata sound different now toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dzCEbntC4wBack when Kanata sounded like a little girl and not a sassy kimoota machinegun, and Watame wasn't a ramen-eating grandma.
>>23785476Some time ago I went lurking into the Wiki and am pretty sure there are more than one boss.
>>23785300>>237853221m80 70kg 8%bf /fit/ here, that's a decent weight range. If you're over 80kg at that height without any training then you're probably a fat fuck.
>>23785443Nah, as I said I could use more muscles. I do exercise, I'm a countryside bumpkin so I have plenty of manual shit to tends to but I never go further than that.But tending your property and hiking once in a while only get you so far, recently most of my time I've been sitting on my ass.
>>23785492Towa's also pitched herself up a little and Luna's toned down a little on the retard speak.
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1260321135243063296
>>23785446Because it is all they have to offer to the world
>>23785435I WANT TO KISS THE HEART TATTOO
>>23785495I just checked aberration only has one boss called rockwell
>>23785503What a stupid
>>23785492Every Vchuuba ever goes in way too hard on their voice at first and then slowly pull back into something more reasonable. Except Korone, who sounded more like her normal voice at the start and has slowly gotten better at taking her entire audience to orgasm with just her voice.
>>23785422Is it bad that i actually prefer this voice over the current one?
>>23785518hopefully once they finish it theyll move onto something a little more funa lot of them seemed like they didn't really like abberation
/hlg/ was a mistake
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1260324866562985984Watame...
>>23785530chuuba board when?
Which are your top 3 holos?For me, as an America, objectively its >1. Koronebest holo by far, most entertaining and I don't even need to know nip.>2. Pekorasecond best, almost as good as korone with how entertaining she is, but she lacks the full stream interaction that Korone is good for.>3. MitoHonestly the most fun of the holos, but she lacks the entertainment value Korone and Pekora have.
>>23785523>Every Vchuuba ever goes in way too hard on their voice at firstCompletely false.
>>23785531>English collabbros...
>>23785523Like rushia that went from a super overly cute nanodesu to a gangsta yo yo yo yo yo FUCKYOU FUCK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsF4LbRsVKoI don't smoku ya
>>23785523I thought she was faking a Tokyo accent because she didn't want people to make fun of her hick one.
>>23785492E I E I O
>top 3 holos>lists a non-holo anyways
>>23785531Who's she collabing with at 20:00?
>>23785533worst bait in the history of baity shitposts pretending to be onn topic
If you guys are gonna bait so much can't you guys at least put in some effort?
>>23785451Part of it is she stopped pretending not to fully know Japanese.
>>23785523I recently watched Korone's first minecraft stream with Shion, I think it was her second stream ever, and was blown away by how strange it all was, right from first moments. It's no surprise she has risen to popluarity so fast, it was comedy gold all the way through.
>>23785552Dead hours + American hours are literally the worst
>>23785531>英語コラボThe fuck?? First Roboco now Watame? This will be a fun day
Oy burgers, how the fuck did you find hololive in the first place?
>>23785533Yes i love Iichou too!
>>23785533>MitoFBK's mama?
>>23785561/v/
>>23785534It is a pretty common occurrence though.
>>23785543Newfag EOP here. How was Towa's streams before the scandal thing? Did anything change drastically?
>>23785543Towa was interacting with EOPs since week 1!
>>23785561These threads
>>23785533>but she lacks the full stream interactionStopped reading there, work on your bait and falseflag.
EH!?
>>23785561Why just burgers?
>>23785533Terrible bait
>>23785533Iinchou...
does someone know what are these drawings are called?
>>23785581Me on the left, peko on the right.
>>23785569Not much, but she's been more receptive to EOPs in her chat. Apart from that she's become a lot goofier I guess.
>>23785579It's burgers prime time. You can join if you want.
>>23785585bad
>>23785500Jesus you're right, and both are a LOT less stiff now. Kinda the reason I want a new Towa-Kanata collab for example, listening to them now would've been a completely different experience.
I didn't expect mikofags to be as obnoxiously /v/ as koronefags but here we are
>>23785580Roboco will literally collab with anyome that asks her because she's a sweetheart
>>23785503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1leLuTVOYRU
>>23785580we've been talking about itRoboco is worried that everyone will forget about her so she's desperate for collabs and letting the muslim jihadist leech off her if that lets him get the SEA whiteknight audience
>>23785557I don't know about the reason for her rise but she was actually the least popular Gamer for a long time. Her explosion is actually just recent.
>>23785585stock art
>>23785561It actually starts with ASMR
>>23785585Yup
More English.
>>23785569Her streams are not that different, the only thing that is different is her fanbase
>>23785533Lol
>>23785588https://streamable.com/i7l7v7A lot more Towa noises.
>>23785561Fubuki meme videos
>>23785593(You)
Haachama getting more English homework I see.
>>23785557I wish Korone kept playing Minecraft, she was fucking hilarious in it.
>>23785307It's been a long time now but I still can't believe they did this.
That first episode of asacoco felt so much longer than the ones we have now.
>>23785595mio_vomiting.png
>>23785528extinction is the next map in terms of "lore" but it's even harder than aberration, I think coco wants to move to the crystal isles but it comes out next month so they may take a break until then
>>23785367mesugaki
>>23785607When did she stream this?
>>23785272It's more accurate to say that the lesbian stuff is a mating strategy. Targeting the fact that almost all (straight) men like lesbians (fantasy). Girls do it to appeal sexually to men and seem more appealing; ''hey I could have TWO girls''. There's some science actually done on this. Plus, it allows women to have that ''sexual experience while being a virgin'' and trying to make themselves more attractive while playing with a less attractive girl.
>>23785601Should be fun. Hopefully she sings lots of meme songs
>>23785598oh yeah actuallythat helped me find it, thanks anonhttps://www.irasutoya.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gTXYFnb5Y&t=2s
Why doesn't anyone here talk about the holograffiti shorts?
>>23785580I can't believe Moona found a collab first.
tfw watching James Hoffmann and Okayu at the same time
>>23785627I think they are bad so I ignore them
>>23785627We do when they come out.
>>23785627Aki leaks poison from her vagina
>>23785627Terrible script and acting
>>23785589I hate to say it but when I first started to notice chuubas other than Miko saying nigga, it was during the spam threads on /v/.Eventually I got too curious and got hooked into a clip algorithm on youtube and after that I went to /jp/ because fuck me if I was going to subject myself to /v/ more than I need to, and here I am since.I barely browsed /v/ as it was before this and since chuubas I've browsed it even less.I've always loathed /v/ spilling out onto other boards, especially /a/ which I frequent more, so I always try my best to adapt
>>23785533Do EOPs really do this?
>>23785624>western content
>>23785619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCOlP5KdBshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIfpJXKRWE
>>23785628she has to start collabing days after her debut or she'll go under worse than the holostars with how much of a shitshow her channel isNow she's still probably going to go under but she's taking roboco down with her, good riddance.
>>23785624>That titleYeah I'm not clicking that.
>>23785597Sure she's now completely on the top but I don't think she was exactly underperforming. And if she really was that's a shame because she was absolutely brilliant right from the start. Maybe I'm just biased because I admire this kind of strange humor and her accent but you can't tell be this isn't entertaining to watch right from the get-go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0tkkFKSSTg
>>23785627Reminds me of Eilene skits on some level so I like them.
>>23785615It really is weird that Youtube doesn't have a simple box you can tick for "Chat: On/Off".
>>23785601Noice. Hopefully she doesn't change the time again
>>23785639Watch mito? No, they don't.
>>23785585drawings
>>23785637>spoilerI'm proud of you, anon-kun.
>>23785601Hopefully she learned some new songs lol I love her but its funny whenever she does kareoke she always sings the same pool of songs
>>23785653
>>23785561Sugita
Alright, which one of you fags did this?>>23785509
>>23785610I hope you realize that posts like this, "(You) denial" and replying with nothing but "seethe" exposes you as the /v/tard you are.Now go back retard, and take the dog fuckers with you.
>>23785637good on you anon, more fags need to do that but here we are
>>23785624Jesus. Now we have the most normie of the ''otaku'' sucking Korone's dick. If I could label anyone an ironic weeb, it'd be this nigga. Boring, desperate for attention, and fake as shit.But he gets an audience of normies. Great.
>>23785669I was going to post the same thing but then I thought maybe that's the joke
thoughts?
>>23785669>>23785680How does that stop the conversation that the EOPs are having? I meant it in a way the chuuba can control to prevent the very thing Haato is complaining about in her rules.
>>23785676(You)
>>23785681grass
>>23785669and if you enjoy filth do this instead
>>23785681
How old is Rushia suppose to be?
>>23785681Closest thing to a legit yuri couple Hololive will have
>>23785657I never did personally get why Mito was so popular in Japan. Then again, I didn't pay much attention to Nijisanji when the 1st gen appeared, so I don't really know much about them.
>>23785673Who the fuck cares what the niji thread thinks? They spent an entire day freaking out about how much they hated one of their '''''''''''livers'''''''''''' before moving onto the next. They're even worse than the worst parts of these threads.
>>23785681Interracial relations
>>23785681what are they doing
>>23785691Try that on Roboco's chat tonight if you are strong enough.
>>23785122Towa's really come far for getting in trouble for things being muted instead of unmuted.
>>23785681NoeFure is good
who should I give my simp money to?
>>23785706Contracting corona
First sleepiness after eating, now a dry mouth. I can't believe Coco got diabetes.
being a Koronefag must be a nightmare right now
>>23785706Bonding
>>23785620I want to marry her and make her happy, her mating strat works for the wrong reason on me because I have no interest in Hoshikawa.
>>23785129My catholic all boys school covered up high school boys molesting other boys. Feels bad man.
>>23785691Honest question: what's the difference? It feels the same regardless of the option chosen.
>>23785713Those are symptoms of diabetes? Fuck, I think I might have diabetes, I'm not even that fat wtf
>>23785699She's like Coco or Gibara she's the "relatable" vtuber degenerate.
Doxxfags finally found a picture of Houshou, someone needs to quickly tell Senchou before Marine gets in the knows
>>23785726hell if I know, but I ain't missing out on n-bombs because yt says so
>>23785728Don't take my post too seriously, both of those can have lots of different causes.
>>23785729The relatable one for me is Kanata with how much of a kimoota she is.
>>23785735She is cute
>>23785679This is why I watch the nijis more than holos now. Holos are just too popular, its cringe. At least the nijifanbase appreciates superior nipponese instead of pandering to EOPs.
>>237854354th gen's 3Ds can't come soon enough and given Towa's past experience in dancing, singing and performing in front of the crowds makes me wonder if Yagoo has high expectations for her
>>23785735@everone ze,, zehi,,
>>23785731That collab killed me
>>23785580I honestly thought Risu would be the first to collab with somebody with the main branch.
>>23785728It can depend too. I don't eat much now days but back when I was in the army I would always pass out after a massive lunch and I was doing 15km route marches
>>23785735laid back robo!
>>23785741the cutest
>>23785726It filters out ''spam'' and ''bad posts''. I don't understand the criteria of what gets filtered to live and what gets auto-deleted though. You will occasionally see one or two comments that are on live but not top.
>>23785731Mewtwo...
>>23785714Why?
>>23785749Risu yo...
>>23785561lyger bandaid video
>>23785735https://files.catbox.moe/n4vtxe.webm
>>23785742I will continue to support Holos until they start pandering to the worst of the EOP normies. Hopefully that never happens. But this is always the first step on the destructive cycle of a hobby.
あくあの足。。。やっべー
>>23785745Enough, Choco and Roboco already kissed and made up!
>>23785772Its too late already, they're already pandering to footfags
>>23785774somebody post the robofeet webm
>>23785731SHADOW BALL
>>23785731My captain is too funny
/r/ Punished Roboco and Choco
Be honest, are you smarter than this cute onion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUS7lIOqTPw
>>23785758So when my profile picture disappears when I make a comment, it's considered a "bad post?" Or is your profile picture disappearing just some Youtube error?
>>23785749Risu can barely do a karaoke stream without chat dying...
Good morning /hlg/
>>23785773助かる助かる助かる
>>23785782PSYCHOKINESIS
>>23785561Miko's gamer moment last summer, but I didn't actually get invested until the start of this year.
>>23785771ぴょん ぴょん ぴょぴょん ぴょん
>>23785791its never any good when your retarded indo ass is here shitposting
>>23785773What the hell, this JSL is worse than most EOP
>>23785787I think that's right because it happens to me sometimes too and when it does my message will sometimes not show up on the stream if its someone who shows their chat on screen. Not sure what the criteria is either because I usually just shitpost pretty normal reactions in nip and occasionally reply to EOPs asking something as long as they werent being annoying with their question
>>23785800>this is your average pekofaglmao
>>23785799but I'm not ID, anon
>>23785800Must be a chinaman
>>23785800Actually they are since they can be annoying in two languages.
>>23785773AHHHHHHH FEET
>>23785800But why
>>23785800Pekobros...
>>23785800I've seen that guy spamming random vtubers names in several hololivers prestream chats actually I don't know what his damage is but he's been at it a while without being banned
>>23785800Yikes!
>>23785807Tits too big
>>23785812Imagine the smell
Watame and Towa collabhttps://streamable.com/w41cbk
>>23785822And that's a good thing.
>>23785826Towa confirmed better singer than Watame.
>>23785799But I'm here 25 hours.
>Matsuri and Hoshikawa having relatively normal conversation>Ewww Matsuri you're freaking me out!Out of fucking nowhere.Hoshikawa reminds me too much of one slut who bullied me in high school. She might go out with you and even let you have sex with her few times but eventually shed continue bullying you and get actual boyfriend at some point.
What do YAGOO have on Pochi that he goaded her to do this?
>>23785773I just noticed Mea's dress and hat in the background.
https://youtu.be/V12P8FRtftsOld news but OMG
>>23785833Hoshikawa is the most 3DPD out of the tubas I've seen.
>>23785826It's fucking stupid how Towa doesn't have a sense of rhythm. It's impossible to sync her with anyone singing this on the right tempo.
>>23785840My wife made it into 2hu
>>23785681I'm glad even Mommy has a Mommy
>>23785839Imagine the smell
https://youtu.be/fMQJArKw_FII have to assume based on the thumbnail that this stream is about Aqua's feet.
>>23785839Imagine the smell.
>>23785833I think Matsuri must hate herself for hanging out with this person
>>23785845Towa is used to singing with a band because people like to be around her and supporting her voice.Watame sings alone in the shower so she's used to it.
>>23785839The smell imagine
>>23785833>Matsuri and Hoshikawa having relatively normal conversationYou can't just use the word relatively and pretend it's ultimately objective.
>>23785845Towa has an amazing sense of rhythm when playing rhythm games though so it can't be just that
>>23785838I know that he promised her a cute shota
>>23785838She has been into holos for a while now, mainly kaichou and senchou.
>>23785833>he's not a virgin>and he lost his wizardry to a slut that would fuck anyoneDisgusting
>>23785857>Watame sings alone in the shower so she's used to it.Timestamp?
>>23785838YAGOO fucked her into submission
>>23785866She's also into Coco and Marine.
>>23785838Risu getting dabbed on by the ID management right now.
>>23785870She doesn't stream from the shower bro
>>23785838Risu...
>>23785699she just niconico meme and "that weird girl" memes when everyone else was being idols or Ai clones at the time
>>23785857What? If she's used to singing in a group shouldn't she have a better sense of rhythm, not worse, so as to sync with the other members?
Goys, are there any hololive videos with Japanese subtitles? Not auto-generated ones by Youtube
>>23785884The other members sync with her.
I hope Pochi isn't a gen 5 mama so she continues to collab with indos
>>23785898The frog has in some of her songs
>>23785868Not him but I lost mine to a slut that pretended to be a good girl until her best friend showed me her high school history. Good riddance, bitch cheated on me with a methhead and got a black eye a week off our relationship
>>23785826Might as well add Aqua's part too. If you don't know where it is, I'll try to find it. I feel like I remember her singing it.
So, is Risu the IDs version of Towa?
>>23785908no she's a squirrel
>>23785898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaj5msGIvAc
>>23784725Korone for TV Website
>>23785833God, I love Hoshikawa
>>23785852This timeline can't even react normally just from the sight of feet. Truly an interesting development.
>>23785561anime nazi twitter likes mikoboat and miko nigga
>>23785908If her PC can barely handle her own stream what makes you think it can handle a discord call + streaming a multiplayer game?She'll get collabs when she gets off her laptop from 2010
>>23785884you have beats to sync to.its easier to sync when you have people around you playing along because you naturally get into it. when you're alone you just go to your own rhythm and it usually gets wonky.t.bassist
>>23785898Sora's old ones, Watame no uta, Asacoco, Azki's MV and Hololivetv
>>23785908Risu...
>>23785898Just type their name in the youtube search bar in Japanese.
>>23785898If you weren't EOP, you would know just by searching Hololive in Japanese pops you up highlights all subbed in wonderful comedian Japanese that translators try to copy.
>>23785908>no collabYes
>>23785838>does a stream with Roberu and lofi>no Pochi x Marine stream yetWHY.
...anons?
>>23785908ID Towa is Moona tho
>>23785777I'm pretty sure every jap is a footfag. That's what happens when you make something like feet such a ''filthy'' thing like Japan does. Filth becomes sexual.
>>23785928I'm not EOP, i'm ESLP
Our son had a collab with Pochi, I bet she raped himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxf1hdRQaE
>>23785936gross
>>23785937Moona gets collabs...
>>23785561I fell in love with Okayu's sneeze
>>23785936>Is it true that Moona forced you to convert to Islam and wear a hijab whenever you go out in public?
What did Youtube mean by this?
>>23785948She's also a colossal fuckup so it evens out
>>23785916悔しい
>>23785944東南ニキ?!
>>23785826Why didn't you equalize it Towabro. Watame is so much lower.
>>23785936https://marshmallow-qa.com/hololive_id>Not posting the linkTime to ask all the questions you always wanted to ask about /hlg/'s favorite id member!
>>23785868Hell at least she was good looking and had best sex of my life
>>23785936Wow, everyone is shilling Moona hard. I guess she's going to retire soon.
ASTEL DID IT!
>>23785936>Why is RIsu the best ID but Moona is a cunt?
>>23785975Who? What?
>>23785975He's actually really good at working with his team.
Don’t forget to join the Steam group https://steamcommunity.com/groups/MarineHoushou
>>23785773It must smell down there if she has to fan her crotch like that
>>23785974she's too much of a fuckup when left alone so the only way to keep her afloat is to make her collab with everyone and let her leech off the actually successful people
>>23785908Risu is the ID version of Kanata with integrated graphics card
>>23785975I'm surprised you watch Astel so often.
>>23785561Okayu's SMRPG playthrough.
>>23785975He had some S class teammates as well
>>23785904Did you fuck her friend at least?
>gets frustrated>sucks up saliva really loudlyI laugh every time.
>>23785961Towa is always so quiet that I wanted to change it for once
>>23785979>>23785953>Posting this here instead of sending it inPussy ass COWARDS
>>23785839Now that I notice it. I think Mea took off all her clothes. Her stockings are there too and well there's underwear too.
>>23785988But Kanata is everyone cumpet
>>23785989Not him but I leave him in the background and tune in every so often. He's pretty entertaining and makes great plays. Shame about his carrot design though.
>>23785561Am I the only person in the threads because I wanted to see what kind of a fuck up Suisei was?
>>23786001If I send it in she'll just ignore it anyway, and I don't care enough about the IDs to watch the reaction stream anyway
>>23786001It's better if they don't send rude messages that Risu has to sort through.
>>23785773Go to bed Frenchman, you have work tomorrow.
>>23785839Envision the odor.
towachads...
>>23785997I love the dumb onion!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmHvympttr4
>>23786009they'll see it thoughthey might dispose of it seconds later but they'll have to see it
>>23786015Imagine
>>23785997Aqua has it on point, I can't even do it on command.
>>23786016Yes, brother?
>>23786008Even in /hlg/ it's hard to find people as petty as you.
>>23784993here https://youtu.be/_LXSgaNSv-U
>>23786001Please, Risu's life is hard enough without your shitposting.
>>23786014My work is watching over my chuubas anon
kaorucraft in 15 minutes https://youtu.be/12qnQjGSh2k
>>23786027>tiptoeingManlet detected.
>>23785936think they'll take this?
>>23786030>>23786011Area 51 is lofi's show so she's the one sorting that
>>23786024Mea pees in those
>>23786003Conceptualize the fragrant aroma
>>23786030It would be pretty grim hearing about Risu's childhood stories considering how poor she is even now.
watame and coco morning streams burgersdoxxfags <----- you are now herebogansSEAmonkeysprime timeleftover streamsdead hours
>>23786034Maybe, add a cute introduciton about how you love HoloID and they may bite
>>23786023You guys are seriously too powerful. Chill it with the anti.
>>23786036why do you know that anon?
>>23786032sweet
>>23786039shoot yourself
>>23786036Yes, and?
>>23785561Aqua and Shion having friendly neighbourly relations.
>>23786032Can't wait to see his reaction to Shien's hard work.
https://streamable.com/1de6vfI miss 3d streams....
>>23786011Pushing all the work to Risu because she's the poorest!
>>23785972She reminds me of this little shit, their similar voices doesn't help.
>>23786034nice reference but I don't think she'll get it anon.
>>23786053Is the version of this that Pekora is using before she starts the stream also made by REDALiCE?
>>23786056Risu the low class Holo...
>>23786049I like mea's much more popular and actually seiso sister more than her
>>237860533d is soullesshttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28274249
>>23785937Moona is Haato. Retard with shit internet.
>>23786064That's Ayame's mom who streams more than her
>>23786034Man, I've watched the movie and I didn't even remember that, these girls from Indonesia most like don't either. Send it tho.
>>23786069except haato can be cute while moona is just the retard you want to punch
>>23786061There's a redalice version and annooder version by some else, can find both if yoy search for ぺこらっぷ
>>23786053Seeing Pekora moving always gets me... her entire body is an emotion
After watching Pekora I've noticed I sometimes sniffle too when playing games. I didn't start doing it because of her, just became aware of it. Now I'm actively conscious about it. My mind is ruined forever because of this bunny.
>>23786071Can't believe Ayame's mom is this hot, truly a MILF.
>>23786053このフェイス
>>23785995No, because she was a slut too, and her uncle (despite only a 5 yearvage difference) was one of my best friends that introduced me to Morrowind. I bought her bubble tea and made her some Jap curry and wished her luck finding the right guy. I haven't fucked in 4 years and want to find an actual wife to mate with.
>>23786042She told me
>>23786076I was wondering why he doesn't credit the artist. Haato for instance has REDALiCE's twitter handle displayed on the screen last time I checked.
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1260339808146083841?s=20The most perfect girl in existence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwaq1gqLRUIWhat the fuck.
>>23784045>VR modeHow does it handle the *teleports behind you*? If some can't even handle FPS, that shit would fucking terminate most nips.
>>23786053I miss offcollabs moremiko, coco, kanata and choco making the chart would have been great if they were in the same room
>>23786088*she
>>23786079I'm surprised you never noticed getting hot and bothered. What's more surprising is when the Holos start sniffling after singing.
where do I find the vtuber threads on futaba or 5ch?
i love civia!
>>23786090Cute PPT waking up at 8:00 AM.
>>23786090woah she's up pretty early
>>23785997https://files.catbox.moe/f2ct2k.webm
>>23786034Maybe Risu will.
what is the appeal of Luna
>>23786097this
>>237860974th gen hardly got to have any offcollabs before shit got locked down. I feel bad for them.
>>23786092BASED
>>23786092This is high art.
>>23786110>>23786111She's using the scheduling feature Coco talked about, do not fall for her lies.
>>23786092Pizzadad unleashing his full nip-powers on us. Fucking based.
>>23786081Ui is hotter than Subaru, Rurudo is hotter than TowaOyakodan is back on the menu
>>23786097How often did they really do offcollabs though?
>>23786092gave this a like, based content
>>23786109https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV18t4y117PJ
>>23786090Sometimes I think she might actually be an angel.
>>23786116Watch 10 streams and you'll find out.
>>23786127I still haven't recovered from fake PPT narrative, so I can believe it...
>>23786084Hey anon, there's someone I want you to meet and procreate with
>>23786092wtf I'm gay now?!
>>23785838Doing the right thing, HoloID is probably not bound by the same rules as japan or china.
>>23786129Normally I'm the guy who rushes straight for the moms over anyone else but I would never put Ui or Rurudo over Subaru and Towa.
Dead hours
>>23786130like 2-3 times a week
>>23786116If you actually understood japanese you'd get it without having to be spoonfed
>>23786092This is what Holostars need to become relevant.
>>23786092So this is the true power of Holostars.
>>23786072I just watched both the first as well as the second blade runner in the past two days. Man, I can't wait for cyberpunk2077 tbdesu.
>>23786108https://dec.2chan.net/73/futaba.htmhttps://egg.5ch.net/streaming/
>>23786136the what
DOKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>23786092I guess they found the power of shitposting
When will Korone play Mother 2?
>>23785838I find it incredibly fucking hilarious that the artist girl isn't even the best artist in hololive
>>23786092DELETE THIS !
>>23786139I fear that if I put a baby in her, she will molest our daughter until she grows out her strike zone.
RICCHAMA!?I want to fuck this poorfag.
based kaoru saving us from dead hours again
>>23786173Risu pleases old men for PC parts!
>>23786161she already sung it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrTIN-5iVso
>>23786150>cyberjunk 2077>shoe string bugdet red>happy to recently announce you can customize your character with boobs AND a dick I'm saving my money
>>23785826>>23785961I fixed the audio, just for you bro!https://streamable.com/wwc1f0
>>23786161I don't think Korone would stream her favorite game.
>>23786184That's a ton better. Props to you pal.
>>23786188Why not?
>>23786097>>23786118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNn_jXi0D-IAlmost feels like so long ago.>2 month anniversary>70k Towa, 80k Luna, just 130k subs for Coco>all still a bit shy but at least still togetherI really hope they'll do at the very least one of these again. Yonkisei shall rise again.
>>23786153I cant believe how dead 2chan is compared to us bros
>>23786058Iroha is pretty quality tho. Like 0% thot.
Yagoo entabled communication with Pochihttps://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1260343932719779840
>>23786194Don't be. 5ch is 10x more active than us.
Watch cute boomer trap!
>>23786182I am impressed a western studio is allowing you to customize breasts and what not though, usually it's only Japanese games that do that.
FBK where are you please do guerrilla
>>23786193Wow Towa is such a sweetie.
>>23786192She seems to prefer streaming games she's never played before. I'm fairly convinced she's already played almost every great SNES game/RPG, and is just trying to get the last few by streaming them.
So what is Minecraft about? Are there goals to clear or you just mess around in the open world?
Risu....
>>23786202Pochi for gen 5!
>>23786193It's funny how easily they forgot...
>>23786202Don't tell me Pochi is 5th gen...
>>23786194Yea futaba is dead. Go look at the アンチ thread for hololive on 5ch though, even right now during totally dead hours its still faster than here, and during their peak times of day they burn through 1000 posts in an hour
>>23786179MY HEART
People that watch Holostars deeply elude me as to why they don't watch nijisanji instead
>>23786220them pc part can't be bought by itself
>>23786194only because they're split between 5 and 2, and 2 is run by hiromoot.
>>23786182>happy to recently announce you can customize your character with boobs AND a dickGoing full degenerate with your body fits the cyberpunk theme
>>23786218mess around for as much as you want, it has a set "objective" to travel to the void and kill the dragon but that is entirely optional
>>23786218Technically there's a last boss but I don't think anyone really cares about that they just build stuff.
>>23786225Just imagine how many narratives they go through. What a mess it must be.
>>23786218The only tangible goal is to kill the enderdragon, which the Homos have already done on their server. Otherwise it's sandbox fuckery.
>>23786225Why do antis post so much? Is it shitposting central?
>>23786225I've seen some of their threads go through 1000 posts in 20-30 minutes when something big happens.
>>23786240I'm so jealous.
>>23786231Who's to say they don't? I watch them because I'm lazy as fuck and the Homos show up on Jetri.
>>23786250It's a world where all of /hlg/ did their reps.
>>23786139H-How did you know?
>>23786231Because I know literally none of those people aside from some that I'm subbed to already and watch them if they're streaming.
>tfw never played minecraft growing up>tfw everyone was hiding it on usb drives to sneak it into class while I just read books in a corner>tfw will never have friends to play it with
>>23786245It's pretty much exactly like these threads, but faster.
>>23786225Which member is the most popular / shitposted about there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8GN7r1fvI>こいつ壊れないなbros, he's strong.
>>23786274Become a vtuber, set up a server and play with your viewers.
>>23786263I imagine it's much more terrifying. Their Towaposters are probably absolute chads.
>>23786282Watame
Is there anything better than busty blondes?
>>23786139Part of me wants to ram my dick in her.. and part of me remembers how she ate snot...
>>23786283Kanatan has met her match
>>23786292Peko
Imagine each Holo rubbing the heel of their foot against your erect dick haha that would be so gross lmao
>>23786292A short busty twin-tailed angel.
>>23786287heh, you might of thought we were strong. but we're actually the weakest of the towachad family. our senpai are on a whole nother level.
>>23786294>and part of me remembers how she ate snot...means she's probably a swallower, sounds like a keeper to me
>>23786282Same as here mostly, Pekora, Korone are known as popular but with annoying fans, except Marine is more popular over there and I think Suisei gets less hate from what Ive seen anywayAqua seems to be either love or hate no in between
>>23786287Her fanbase is like 99% gaijins so I doubt there even are any Towaposters there
>>23786294>how she ate snotThat's better, you never eat yours?
>>23786303So that's what that image is supposed to represent... I didn't really get it at first.
>>23786294You say that like it doesn't make her hotter.
Kanata talking about 4th gen in her membership stream.Towa- Kanata was worried if she could get along with Towa. The reason is because of their opposite personalities.- She described Towa as someone who is cheerful and who talks a lot unlike her who's an introvert. But it turned out fine because Towa is a good girl.Luna- Talks about how she tried encouraged Luna because she was nervous before her debut.- In exchange, Luna always listens to Kanata's worries and told her that she would always be on Kanata's side.- Described Luna as someone she can rely on.Watame- Kanata feels that there are times when they can't really communicate well. Or that there are times that she doesn't notice Watame's feelings. She always says sorry for that.- Watame always looks out for Kanata.Coco- Kanata is not really the type to get mad. But she got mad during the time when Coco got banned by YouTube.- She felt bad about Coco and her fans because Coco couldn't stream for awhile and that's how she ended up with the idea of letting Coco use her YouTube account.- She trusts Coco a lot. And they have a really good friendship.- Kanata is thankful that she met Coco because she's never had friends that were this close.- Talks about how before AsaCoco, they talked about wanting to do something every morning.Others- She had plans for a daily program (like AsaCoco/Watame no Uta), but she got told that it was hard to do and prepare for so she started to rethink her ideas.- Wants to do weekly UtaWaku (every Monday)
>>23786309Suisei hate here is primarily produced by around two anons.
>>23786287I honestly think that we have the highest ratio of Towa posters in the world here. Maybe discord has us beat, but you won't even see her mentioned on r*ddit, and with the high number of EOP's on her chat...
>>23786310There probably aren't. Dumb 5ch blows through so many threads a day and can't make a good narrative to build Towa's fanbase up so we have to do it ourselves. On that note, where's Towaposter with the tweets?
>>23786303
>>23786309Oh yea and Coco gets discussed constantly over there too, also with people either loving or hating her
>>23786308She'd probably swallow both coom and piss.
>>23786319>- Watame always looks out for Kanata.WTF NARRATIVE BROS?
>>23786283https://youtu.be/9eavWZ1fHfQ?t=464Miyabi...
Many Antis who have mixed feelings are fighting each other about viewers of every streaming 24/7 in 5ch
>>23786325>tfw now that you see it enlarged you see there's tissues on the ground Aqua...
>>23786310I wasnt gonna burst his bubble by saying it but since you guessed, yes, they dont give a fuck about her at all ever since THAT happened
>>23786303I've never been fond of feet but this one would change my mind
>>23786303https://files.catbox.moe/carc7x.mp4
>>23786309How do they feel about the EOPs?
>>23786335She's just keeping a close eye on her until she can find the right opportunity to stab her in the back.
I'm kind of disappointed that this thread gets thousands of posts a day and none of them are a girl eating a whole fish
>>23786323Just where did we go wrong and oh so right? Haha...
FUCK/MARRY/KILL HOLOLIVE EDITIONGo.I'll start.Fuck MatsuriMarry PekoraKill Towa
I just dont understand 5ch because of the regular threads and anti threads. Too much for me.
>>23786319>But it turned out fine because Towa is a good girl.Damn straight.
>>23786340Actually understanding Towa reveals that she's not really all that interesting. I like her voice and design though.
>>23786282I used ctrl + F and looked for names and the top ones were Coco, Marine and Pekora. Coco might have included mentions of Asacoco mixed in with her actual name. As for Marine who was second highest that doesn't include anyone who might refer to her as Senchou so she's probably the actual top unless people are using other nicknames for members I'm not aware of. Other high results were Luna, Noel, Choco, and Miko.
>>23786339You have to clean up after you fuck your girlfriend. Aqua is a clean girl.
>>23786335Nobody actually believes any narratives here.
>>23786358Fuck youMarry TowaKill yourself
>>23786358marry miko
damn this was kinda cutedid flare see this?
>>23786359Maybe they understand that having a dedicated shitposting thread is good.
>>23786358fuck my wife (married for life)marry my wifekill anon for trying to make me think about other women
>>23786358Fuck Marine.Marry Noel.Kill Senchou.Fuck Houshou.
>>23786372Famili don't show off your based level like that.
>>23786345Haachama...
>>23786319Why is Watame such a cunt?
>>23786375Based Pizza Oji-san
>>23786358Fuck MarryMarry KillKill Fuck
>>23786325>fan at perfect vagina cooling height
Lads, how do we save her channel? And how do we teach her how to drive? Her GTA driving skill literally Asian woman driver tier.
>>23786365>LunaBased elevens.
>>23786336I could manhandle Miyabi with my hands tied behind my back.
jesus christ what shit this site has become when the redditard mods don't even understand the definitions of some rules
>>23786358Fuck ShionMarry ShionKill Shion's depression
>>23786363I suppose she's one of the few Holos that don't really leak their real life into their streams whatsoever (apart from the incident), so most of what you see is just her reactions to whatever she's playing.
>>23786350They usually just mention 'a lot of foreigners today' if theres a lot in chat, occasionally youll see someone accuse one of them of intentionally pandering to get more foreigners like with Rushia streaming Last of Us recently, but for the most part they dont careHard to get triggered by them if you cant actually understand most of what theyre writing I guess
>>23786325What did Aqua mean by using this image as her thumbnail? It actually confused me when I saw it because I thought it meant something else she does.
>>23786319>there are times that she doesn't notice Watame's feelings. She always says sorry for that.So basically the only person keeping this group from falling apart was Coco. Too bad they stopped collabing with each other, I can't even remember the last time we saw PPtrio.
>>23785561Azur Lane collab
>>23786319>Towa as someone who is cheerful Towa...
>>23786414It's basically the same as here then, since nobody can read the low quality nip posting in the chat.
>>23786366I'm not sure I can refute that. She is after all but...
>>23786401We make her play Need for speed
towabros...
>>23786347>>23786303https://streamable.com/fg3f95
>>23786116She is the most genuine holo.
>>23786358Marry MikoKill myself and leave everything to her
>>23786424kusa
>>23786413And that's fine. I don't think she's bad or anything, just not for me. That doesn't really come into play for people who are just there for emotional reactions only.
>>23786431He's not wrongShe hasnt collabed with anyone since the Haachama/Noel/Towa collab right?
>>23786431Bros...they hate her...
>>23786116https://streamable.com/fz8om5
>>23786431Towa...
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Hitomi_Chris>Her debut video was uploaded to YouTube on the 3rd of June 2018>On the 25th of June 2018, hololive announced that she would be terminated due to an incident that lead to a contract breach. The contract with the artist, behind her illustration, was also terminated on the 26th of JuneHow come she managed to breach her contract after only 22 days?
>>23786431I don't know why I'm still here, when paradise is right around the corner.
>>23786424>thinking we're all the sameThe chat is probably one of the greatest things about the stream. They're all so kind and wholesome while at the same time also being teasing.
>>23786446She collabed with Aki in the past week
>>23786453She was a criminal, newfagchama.
Love Kaoru
>>23786365What are the discussions like anyway on that side? Is it more or less the same as what we have here?
>>23786453Read
>>23786431They don't evenトワ... post.
>The Fukkireta icon is STILL AyameWhat is the narrative, bros?
>>23786453She literally committed a crime
Why does Coco bully Towa so much?https://youtu.be/VrGjlkuwdO4?t=658
>>23786431
>>23786478someone forgot to change
Shion reminds me a lot of my little sister, both are really cute! My sister is cuter though.
>>23786345Same
>>23786468Imagine wearing make up with Kaoru.
>>23786365Do they wombpost as well?
>>23786453doxxfags...
Huh guys, so this thing about the hologirls looking for editors to make 10min short clips from their streams is to give a big fuck you to translators just like Norio-sensei did?
>>23786358Fuck MarineMarry MatsuriKill Towa
>>23786453shows how some people are just absolutely retarded with no way to save them
>>23786477I guess I'll just have to teach them the way.
>>23786478Forgotten meme, forgotten idol.
>>23786477トワアニキ...
>>23786490based incestbro
>>23786487Personally.I have literally no idea what the first towa post says.the second is just making fun of her for not collabing
>>23786501Please do. If you teach them to bully towa, they could probably find a way to actually ruin her.
>>23786493I want to help paint his nails!
>>23786478wojakposter is running the hololive account
>>23786497Only if they coypright strike the translator videos
>>23786483>Towa was originally so off the chart into Otakuland>Coco actually calling her menharaWhat the hell Towabros...
>>23786467>>23786482w-what was the crime? did she rape miko?
>>23786303Haha yeah.
>>23786497its more like a completely normal and logical thing to do after a certain time, most big streamers end up doing it and really its not that hard, you just throw a couple bucks at the editor and he will be completely happy
>>23786454Keep up with the reps and we can leave this shithole behind broがんばって!!!
>>23786524She got someone to buy her equipment to stream, she then refused to pay said person for the equipment
>>23786511First one says she might have a chance to do better if she justs transfers to a different company at this point (new face, new name, etc.)
/hlg/, I'm streaming Holofes exactly in half an hour over at https://www.twitch.tv/holofes
>>23786497It's to make official videos to promote their careers as idols and memes, what Norio did is just to protect herself from YouTube's stupid AI.
>>23786490Proof?
>>23786483>Get to Kanata and just start laughingPPT sure has a rep.
>>23786520Somebody post the pic that has all the shitty stuff Coco said about Towa on that one Asacoco. The one where Coco said Towa was a menhara who makes vague tweets on twitter to cry for attention. That was the shittiest thing Coco ever did and made me turn on her.
>>23786533towa....
>>23786511Second one says about she should collab with luna
>>23786358Fuck NoelMarry FubukiKill Moona
>>23786520They've been calling her that almost right from the start anon. But little did they know...https://files.catbox.moe/u0az60.webm
>>23786345>hato's feet canonically stinkruined for me
Ayame... please.. even if it's just a little minecraft... onegai...
>>23786417if you make fanart that shows her feet she'll probably retweet it
>>23786542I mean she's not wrong about the vague tweets.
>>23786225Isn't it just me or the 5ch holo anti thread didn't even sound harsh at all, but mostly just shitposting?
>>23786527>>23786303
>>23786542I'm a literal autist so I might just be misreading basic interactions but I feel like Coco throws around menhera and other insults pretty loosely.
>>23786533They are more unpleasant than us
>>23786497Wouldn't it be common sense to do this? I appreciate what the translators do, but some of them are really retarded. Yesterday I watched a fan translated video where Pekora performed heart surgery in a game. The translator kept writing "liver" because he thought "liver" and "heart" mean the same thing
>>23786535Based
All 5ch does is bully towa! its not fair! she deserves better.
>>23786571As expected of Japanese idolniggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0pLf8zuJfEbros... those happy days will return r-right?
>>23786542Wtf Coco sounds based now?
>>23786477I wonder if they look at our threads and wonder whu we talk about Towa so much
>>23786535>twitch
>>23786483They didn't even talk about Aqua's otaku part, no wonder it's where it is. Although I wonder what they mean by Aqua talks well? What does even mean? Especially with Miko saying she completely sperged when they first met. Choco and Aqua would have to be the closest since they're both Gen 2, but that doesn't spell much out.
>>23786570Isn't menhera supposed to be a cute anime thing?
>>23786568Most of them arent really antis, yea, its a sarcastic title, its basically their version of this thread. In the individual threads for each member they post at a much slower pace and actually interact like normal human beings (somewhat)
>>23786542wtf i love coco now
>>23786533>>23786571>>23786589Towabros... why are we the only people who care about Towa-sama?
>>23786540The only thing that sets her above Ars-tier social anxiety is her emotional shield of voice acting. At least that's how it was initially.
>>23786487>>23786511They're saying she should join Holostars.
>>23786602I think menhera is sort of a compliment because you are calling the girl pretty but mentally ill
>>23786612We just have to love her harder, bro.
>>23786586It's more like they forget her existence entirely if anything
>>23786542>Coco said Towa was a menhara who makes vague tweets on twitter to cry for attentionI like Towa and watch her a lot but I unironically agree with this statement ever since I started following her
>>23786542Coco's right about that though.
>>23786597Literally only time I ever saw them mention 4chan is one single solitary post in the middle of Usada 'Tieneman Swuare' Pekora's China scandal. Guy basically just asked 'oh yea, whatre the foreigners over there and at reddit saying about this?' Dont think he even got replies
>>23786621If anything, this is just further proof we were the ones to help her out during the viewer participation stream. It truly was us this time.
>>23786612メンヘラのせいだろう?
>>23786536Quick rundown on what Norio-sensei did?
https://dec.2chan.net/73/res/674328.htmHope rides alone
>>23786542First of all, Coco isn't exactly wrong. Second, Coco calling someone menhera is on the same level of me calling you autistic because you can't read the mood. It's a throw-away term that doesn't indicate that someone is actually mentally ill. Do you think Pekora actually called Rushia mentally ill in their Bunnyman collab just recently?
>>23786591Once you defeat the Chinese Menace, yes. Although imagine if things didn't go this way, we would have never been able to have Towa do a come back.
>>23786620Im pretty sure it just means mentally ill
>>23786637And there's the hero complex that explains it all. So creepy.
>>23786497They're not translated though, they're just clips. There's already clips on youtube in Japanese too.
>>23786643I wasn't even aware Sora played Minecraft with Kotone.
>>23786591Seeing how hungry Towa is for actual socializing you can bet this is going to happen right after the quarantine is lifted. I expect at least PPT's full report if not a full stream just like that one.
>>23786643There are no holos left in man.
>>23786303>>23786339>>23786417>The Kagura Mea outfit in her wardrobeNeat.
>>23786564I just realized I could commission artists to draw Aqua. Finally something worth spending money on.
>>23786645Yes because Pekora was a bully on NND.
>>23786606And then there's Watame threads.
>>23786569who is the most cbt vtuber?
Kaoru makeup tutorial streams when?
>>23786643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZsUAqaOiHU
>>23786483Towa is even right next to menhara Noel.
It's sad that they call Towa's voice DOBUBO, sewer/ditch voice.
>>23786557Thats the best part though
>>23786666I just realized I could commission prostitutes to suck my dick.
>>23786668Well you are unironically autistic in this case.
>>23786483wtf coco hates towa?
Why did Shion yo become such a slut all of a sudden? Talking about dating, marriage to every girl she sees.
>>23786684The faggots here do the same. Shitposting is universal it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B470sOKMLLM悲しみを。。。
>>23786684These people are terrible
>>23786699she only loves aqua, coco and okayu
>>23786666I'll make a really ugly drawing for you anon, what do you want?
>>23786684Sewer sounds like a perfect adjective to describe her voice though
>>23786684Well, I like her voice because I'm sick of fake tinny voice.
>>23786684I think her voice is nice...
>>23786483I really hate to say any Holo hates another, but I think Coco's got it out for Towa. Probably for nearly doxxing her through that cam incident.I've seen negative positive interactions with them since Yabee.
How did Korone spend almost five hours of her life playing Pepsi Man?
>>23786699I think Coco turned her into a cheating slut, don't ask me how.
>tfw still remember Coco storming into Towa's house at night so that they can have a collab because Towa always couldn't find time to do collabs when she was a wagie
>>23786684That's so cruelly funny.
ORE GA HOLOLIVE
>>23786684Makes sense idolfags hate a nice, deep voice. They must carve out their ears with an ice pick when they watch Ange.
>>23786699Seeing Aqua draw her desk makes Shion seem incredibly pure despite how kusogaki she is.
>>23786535Why in god's name would you use twitch?
>>23786684It's an acquired taste.
>>23786715Hi autismo.
>>23786684her voice doesn't fit her character but that's way too mean...
>>23786699Because she is one.
>>23786717Same way we spent 5 hours of it watching her, except she got paid for it.
>>23786535Last one was pretty fun, as was the original.
>>23786715Coco just knows how to cut off liabilitiesAn important skill for someone rising the ranks
>>23786699coco recommended ntr doujins to her
>>23786723The sudden turnaround in Towa's attitude towards streaming immediately following the collab too.
>>23786723Those were the days...
>>23786722Only reasonable explanation is that sex with Coco is extremely unsatisfying so she has to seek out comfort in other lovers.
>>23786733>pierced tailwhat were they thinking...?
>>23786684The whole voice "problem" wouldn't exist if her model was different. We are used to it, I peronally like it but for first time listeners it's a huge gap, and not in a gap moe sense. Actually the voice clicked with me when I saw the 2017 hinamatsuri live, it made sense for me but at a face value it's hard to get into it just by watching her stream for one minute.
>>23786722Slutty, cheating brat is now my kink.
>>23786723You got a source on that? It'd be really nice to see it true what with all the Towa-Coco doom posting.
How does Matsuri keep getting away with it
>>23786717She spent the last 40 minutes or so reading super chats and chatting.
>>23786743Guess so.
>>23786742This one will be worse with the influx of newfags lately.
>>23786699Coco's confession has awakened her desire for love.
>>23786699>Coco sitting on her tailI'm scared
>>23786765You're not wrong. At least there's no 4th gen in it.
>>23786755It was over twitter. I remember Towa suddenly tweeting that Coco would be coming over for a collab, and again at 6am the next day saying that Coco "arrived and then left like a storm".
>>23786736You expect a punk devil to have a cutesy high pitched voice?
>>23786684It's the truth though.
>>23786733Etna looks LIKE THAT?
>>23786358Fuck IofiMarry MoonaKill Risu
>>23786770Imagine the chocking and the pegging.
>>23786699It's kinda sad they need to force themselves to have a "fake personality" such as psycho Suisei or Yandere Rushia, and now desperate Shion. Need that popularity I guess.
>>23786781I like how all the responses are incredibly normalfag too.>"W-well at least it's not a squeaky voice that hurts my ears!"
>>23786783Inshallah.
>>23786780yes
I felk asleep for a while while watching kaoru and now I feel cuter
>>23786798Based Luna
>>23786797I'm sure it can go either way. Some of them probably have fun when they get to play a different character. Shion sounds like she really likes flirting around.
>>23786766>Coco's confession has awakened her desire for SEXFTFY
>>23786797Oh the decadence of having fun by being silly!
>>23786779She fucked her like a cheap callgirl
>>23786782Towa and Kanata in Etna/Flonne's clothes would be pretty cute. Might draw that sometime.
>>23786753Me personally, the gap moe compeleted when I heard rorudo's voice. Coincidence or not, it makes sense when see the big picture.
>>23786805
>>23786805You are cute though.
C'mon /hlg/ for Holofes!https://www.twitch.tv/holofeshttps://www.twitch.tv/holofeshttps://www.twitch.tv/holofes
>>23786786I really to impregnate that dragon
>>23786817I'd love that, if you have the time/the will to I look forward to it.
>>23786813No, it's obviously love and romance. Remember, anon, the more sexualized the model is, the purer the girl behind it is.
>>23786754
>>23786753It's not a gap. Your power level is just too low to understand her archetype.
>>23786825I'll join in 30, when the show actually starts
>>23786803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQATowa...
>>23786797Anon, don't you have common sense? Haven't you seen the video of Suisei poking fun at Flare with her psychotic persona?
>>23786843I want Miko to cover this song.
>>23786835Her archetype is "miscasted VA".
>>23786825Can't wait to mute the stream when Noel comes on again!
Hololive are idols
>watch another companies vtuber>person ask if they can speak another language>They say no, japanese onlyI wish Holo girls established dominance like this, we wouldn't have such an EOP issue
>>23786825Naisu. Thanks.
>>23786843I unironically like that.
>>23786833But that would mean the reverse is true too....
>>23786870Hololive is a postmodern deconstruction of idols
>>23786843Thank you for reminding me to listen to Pankolle again. What a fucking amazing album.
>>23786755It's cute, Coco actually went to Towa's house directly after Marine's 3D streamBefore: https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1228650361927294977After: https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1228790900110680064Original stream got privated because Towa nearly exposed both of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxq5_OW-TnQ
>>23786881Well, she is part Slav.
I'm a hardcore fan with hololive, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in the hololive house where I would often train with Suisei in the singing booth and help Matsuri with the Summer Festival, but one day as I was talking to Matsuri, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with YAGOO and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for holostars, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "YAGOO said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>>23786867thisit's a pretty deep and complex archetypemost plebs won't be able to see the true beauty in it without years of experience and a refined palette
OKAYUーんI want her to sneeze on me
>>23786881Of course. You just posted a person who makes excuses for being a pervert for example.
>>23786684I really hate that about japs, they always hate the nice deep voices, but those are literally the best.fucking pedophiles the entire lot of them
>>23786872Okayu didhttps://youtu.be/eiidR36g7iU?t=43
>>23786872Why are you cheating on the holos anon?
>>23786881Imagine having sex with Suisei
>>23786893This, but unironically.
>>23786872why would they refuse potential viewers?
>>23786901A nation of pedophiles.kusa
>>23786901Not everyone is gay like you.
>>23786896>I want her to sneeze on meBug catchers like you are why we'll be dealing with this shit until 2021
grass
>>23786901It's not deep voices, it's Towa's voice.
>>237868255th time can't hurt
>>23786920Fuck off, jap.
>>23786888Anon, don't fall for it, it's a demon. Matsuri doesn't even like festivals.
It's time
>>23786893*palate
>>23786825WTF Matsuri's so good at singing, even better than Suisei.
chat is really quiet this time I wanted to shitpost
>>23786910Are you a little boy? If not, move along.
>>23786885Right right, that was the cam incident. It makes me want to have hope and hope doesn't feel disgusting to me anymore.
Matsuri's 3D model is kind of odd, isn't it.
>>23786901>fucking pedophiles the entire lot of themPretty much
>>23786940Her head is really damn big.
>>23786920t.slanteyes
>>23786896You should just go back to sleep
>>23786940It's the size of the head and the mouth.
>>23786888>help Matsuri with the Summer FestivalMatsuri doesn't go to festivals, she's only been to one festival.
>>23786901Deep voices are great, like Ange for example. Towa's voice isn't deep, it's just low and coarse.
ONE MOMENT PLEASE TOWA-SAMA
Imagine you moved to Japan for some reason and heard someone talking from the house/apartment next door, and it turns out that your favorite holo is your next door neighbor. What would you do?Replace Japan with Australia if it's Haato.
>>23786901I like Okayu's voiceI don't like Towa's voiceDon't make her some representative of all deep voiced women when there are tons that sound more pleasant than her.
>>23786921Nonsense, cat is a pure maiden, so nothing that comes out of her is dirty
>>23786940her eyes are too big
>>23786948Festival...
>>23786939>hope used be disgustingWho hurt you?
>>23786952Literally nothing
>>23786933>even better than Suisei.That's not exactly hard to achieve.
>>23786927>>23786945>amerifat likes deep manly voices for womenIt checks out.
I'm never saying bad things about Matsuri again...
>Matsuri finished>Pekora came in>People sounded disappointedLMAO
>>23786916Nippon pride.
>>23786952Yell through the walls so people keep hearing men in Towa's apartment until she gets fired.and then I'll be there to comfort her.
Peko!
>>23786952Sounds like a manga/LN plot, I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet.
>>23786944>>23786947>>23786958just like in real life
>>23786935https://streamable.com/pjz36r
>>23786948And she enjoyed it and wants to go to more in the future.
>>23786952Move away. The next door neighbor never wins. Don’t you know that? You’re more likely to get NTRd.
>>23786972I'd be disappointed too. I fucking hate prerecorded singing.
>>23786963Shut up Reddit. That said, quite a lot has, but I'm here to enjoy Hologirls and feel better.
>>23786976Based rabbit
>prerecorded singing and dancing
>>23786978There's one manga about a guy that get's a harem of famous streamers that just happend to be in the same student's house
>>23786978There's one with a dorm of students that are all secret youtubers, close enough?
Pekora would definitely fit in Nijisanji.
>>23786952i would wait for them to play a horror game and then knock on their door, then sneak back into my house before they open it, then repeat and scare the shit out of them
>>23786952Nothing because she's a shut-in that never goes outside
>>23786952how would I get aqua to come out of her room?
>>23786825>EOPs talking in chat
>>23786999Yes, that's holofes in a nutshell.
Time for QUALITY
Choco-Sensei is on!
>>23787007she would be bullied everyday like luna was
Sensei...
>twitch chatkimoooo
>>23787014Most of them are from here
>>23787014come show off your japanese skills then pussy
>>23787013Aqua goes to the konbini all the time. I don’t know how someone as small as her carries a lot though.
>>23787007No she wouldn't, she doesn't actually talk about what a degenerate she is like some other holos. Ironically it's her sticking to her character which makes her the top earner.
>>23786952im a sperg so i wouldnt do anything, if i met her when heading out for work or something i would say high, but i wouldnt interact with my neighbors regardlessalso keep the tuber separate from reality
>>23786825got a set list?
>>23787029だが断る
>>23786999imagine having to fly over to japan for that shit
>>23787037>Ironically it's her sticking to her character which makes her the top earner.Luna...
>>23787030that's a good way of getting into her good graces. I stalk her and then I offer to carry her groceries!
>>23786969It's the thing most Americans mention not liking anime.
MY WIFE ROBOCO IS CUTE
>Roboco right after ChocoThis can't be a coincidence, narrativebros.
bros i'll see you in Japan for the next Hololive fes right?
>>23787041Eh?草
When will there be a fully voiced R18 VN?
>>23786995Delete this. Her ears can't come off!
>there's 42 /v/fags watching holofes on fucking twitch
>>23787007more like ninjinsanji.Also no.
>prerecorded singingWTF I thought only nijishitters only did this?
>>23787070Good luck streaming it on youtube.
>>23787058what's this expression trying to convey
>>23786995this is what i imagine her hair is like irl. pretty cute desu
PEHKOW
>>2378704001 Shiny Smily Story02 Fanservice ft. Natsuiro Matsuri03 fancy baby doll ft. Usada Pekora04 Ojama Mushi ft. Yuzuki Choco05 Hanabira ft. Roboco06 Yomosugara Kimi Omou ft. Ookami Mio07 Momoiro Kataomoi ft. Minato Aqua08 Kochira, Koufuku Anshin Iinkai desu. ft. Inugami Korone09 『13』 ft. Uruha Rushia10 Tenkyuu, Suisei wa Yoru wo Mataide ft. Hoshimachi Suisei11 Watashi, Idol Sengen ft. Akai Haato12 Wakusei Loop ft. Nekomata Okayu13 Kinyoubi no Ohayou ft. Oozora Subaru14 without U ft. AZKi15 Senbonzakura ft. Nakiri Ayame16 Lost my music ft. Houshou Marine17 Sha-Le-Ys ft. Aki Rosenthal18 Taiyoukei Disco ft. Shirogane Noel19 Say! Fanfare! ft. Shirakami Fubuki20 Booo! ft. Murasaki Shion21 Amanojaku ft. Shiranui Flare
>>23786935If she was a western woman I could fit her fetish, unless her slav genes made her taller
>>23787070Most of us watched in on twitch when it first happened, genius. Didn't feel like dropping 80 bucks on it.
Best singer
>>23787085Pure lust.
>>23787063The fuck are you talking about there's plenty of eroge with voices all the way through
That awkward delay before Mio's song always gets me.
>>23787040>>2378709422 My Name is Elite ft. Sakura Miko23 HIBANA ft. Yozora Mel24 FURE FURE LOVE ft. Tokino Sora25 DreamStory ft. Sora, Roboco, Miko, AZKi, Suisei26 Yume Miru Sora e ft. hololive 1st Generation27 Go-toubun no Kimochi ft. hololive 2nd Generation28 Shin Takarajima ft. hololive GAMERS29 Connecting ft. hololive 3rd Generation30 Kimagure Mercy ft. Fubuki, Sora, Aqua31 Kirameki Rider
>>23787070How did you determine they were /v/fags?
>>23787070it was streamed on twitch the first time too, newfag.
>>23787081Kinda obvious for first time almost-idols. There are professional that still does prerecorded to this day,
>>23787107They have twitch accounts, duh
Are we ever going to get a vtuber fighting game? I want to force holos to fight each other.
>>23787003>>23787004Yeah I just remembered that one.
>it's on twitch so it must be related to /v/literal autism
Literal hikki infront of million of peopleWhat could go wrong
>>23787117You don't need an account to watch a stream anon.
>>23787119>he doesn't know
4th gen 3D fucking when?
>>23787117So /v/ is hosting the holofes stream? Wow, they're pretty based.
I still can't imagine Coco doing this. It would feel really awkward seeing her on stage like this.
IMAGINE manhandling Aqua
why isn't there a towa discord fanclub?
>>23787094>>23787106much appreciated
>>23787144All you'd see is a really short dragon since they have to use their actual heights for 3D.
>>23787142Blame corona-chan although I wouldn't be surprised it they are working on or even finished the models.
>>23787154>He doesn't know
>>23787161Maybe.
>>23787144That's the best part. I can't wait to see her flail around.
>>23787161I'm sure Coco would just make up some silly reason for the height discrepancy on asacoco.
Time to post this https://files.catbox.moe/r1hq3a.mp4
>>237871613D can be any height they want. There are plenty of 3D lolitubers that I suspect might actually be old men.
>>23787172>Actually I can adjust my size so if I wish I can become a giant
Where are the subs weebs?
>>23787161I'm pretty sure they don't need to do that. It might look weird in collabs when the models don't match the actors though.
>>23787162>>23787142>1,80m coco 3d model collabing with someone else
>>23787175Ayy Lmao
>>23787144if they dont make her absolutely massive compared to the other girls i would be terribly dissapointed
>>23787185They're with me sorry
>>23787161she'll just sing the barney ending song, short and sweet
wtf YUA on stage!
>>23787146Aqua is for wholesome loving
>>23787021Where? I don't see her sub or roommate is on.
>>23787161>since they have to use their actual heights for 3D.No they don't you fucking retard
The robot finally decided to wear pants when standing next to Kizuna Ai I see.
>>23787205lol
What if you accidentally were invited to the Holo’s Discord? What would you do?I’d just lurk and hope they wouldn’t kick me.
>>23787175wow autotune is cranked to the max there
Whens ayame kusa
>>23787189coco 3d with aqua 3d is something i want to see
>>23786825When does Towa sing?
>>23787222Try harder suiseifag.
>>23787217Just realized someone posted the FES. Guess I'm the retard.
Why do the let the GAMERS sing?
Korone is rapping right now!
>>23787218ABUSE CHANCE TO BEFRIEND FUBUKI!
>>23787142I hope sooner than later. I can't fucking wait. It's gonna be worth it for Coco's awkward flailing alone.
>>23787231Towabro..;.
Doggo is a natural entertainer
korone is so fake...
>>23787231anon...
>>23787218I'd do the same.
>>23787238Wow, wrap dog!
Thank bored anon for doing thishttps://pastebin.com/UtWWgnqt
>>23787218lurk and see them suddenly go quiet during zatsudan streams
>>23787237Because Mio, Okayu and Fubuki can sing and they will feel bad if fake dog did not participate.
>>23787189>>23787241It's gonna be fun.
I'M A RUSHIAKEK AND I'M PROUD OF IT.
is this the girl who said the n word wtf why is she on stage
Let's address the elephant in the room. Will there be new swimsuit models this summer?
Wan wan yubi yubi pafu pafu eks poteto X3
Who let this faker on the stage?
>>23787241>Introverted NND star Kanatan acting like Ars did at Hinamatsuri because she's exposed to an audeince now.God I need this.
>>23787268Better question, will there be any new models at all this summer?
>>23787218>Holos start sharing IRL pics>Doxxfags seethe because I can only see them
https://files.catbox.moe/wksrzz.webmThird gen best gen
I can't stop looking at this dumb thread, shitposting is an addiction
>>23787264How do they address the fact Coco canonly wears no panties?
>>23787260Based, thanks bored anon.
>>23787287Spats
Man, Rushia's exposed armpits and part of her back are so lewd.
Bet the audience can see rushias panties haha
muted
>>23787284The adrenaline I get from seeing YOUs is what keeps me going
SUISEI I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS SORA
>>23787268I only got into the holos back in January so I haven't had chance to see anybody livestream in their swimsuits just had to make due with the archives.
Look at her go!
>suishitlmao time to close for a moment
So many suiseifags in the audience
Where can I find recordings for holofes? My third world tier internet can't buffer this shit in time.
>>23787283wait flare has 3d model here
>prerecorded singing and little to no dancingthe absolute state of suisei
>>23787313nyaa
>>23787268POOLS CLOSED COVID-19
>>23787313Also relevant to my interestsDidn't see it on nyaa
>Objectively the best singer in Hololive>Objectively the best artist in Hololive>The most hard-working and talented>Best gamer>Most original>Best design>Most epic, elite>So pure, made an angel fell in love with her>Rose to the top as a nobody while everyone else was popular before joining HololiveWhy haven't you taken the Suiseipill?
>>23787231She was banned from that event.
https://youtu.be/rmmCrCYTWoA?t=1875
>>23787324Like the full video or the audio?
Why are we watching holofes again
>MUTED
>>23787282This post got me, kek
NONE PURER!
>>23787332Half the posters here haven't seen it yet.
>>23787324>>23787322Searched again in roomaji and saw it, thanks fren
>>23787326You forget>made her own design>can sing, dance, and draw>literally renaissance woman
post the suisei gif PLEASE
>>23787332Why not?
>>23787332We watched it 2 months ago and we're gonna watch it again in July.
>>23787324Anon...
>>23787326Why did you describe Ayame but post Suisei?
>>23787345I'll add that for next time.
Wheres the usb sound this isnt haato
>>23787332Because there will probably won't be another one until next year.
>>23787346>gif
>>23787352Ayame...
>>23787296
>>23787264We have to go deeper.
>>23787326>Objectively the best singer in HololiveKanata>Objectively the best artist in HololiveMarine>Best gamerAqua
Finally dumbchama is over.
>>23787356PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>23787361Why buy 3 different flavours when you can buy one neat, superior package?
>>23787346https://files.catbox.moe/5vxutv.mp4
Okayu's tail is attached wrong. It's supposed to follow the curvature of her spine.
>>23787361>best gamer>not Usada FPS King Pekora
Ayame is the superior suisei except the hardworking part kek
>>23787352Ayame who?
>pekora>good at games when she has to play in easy
Subaru was unironically the best looking idol in here based on her performance
Subaru!
>>23787361>Objectively the best singer in Hololive>KanataNot for much longer.
>>23787370
suisei is only good at sucking nozomu's cock
>>23787381Have you heard her sing? It's not good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZguyy_NRc
>>23787391Yeah, I missed the early portions since I was doing shit and missed the link, but Subaru is one of the few that has a real dancing act. Hololive needs to hire a god damn dance choreographer next time.
>>23787374That's hardly the weirdest thing about a humanoid nekomata.
God I love this duck so fucking much
>>23787394Hey, in Mozart can make music while deaf maybe Kanata can make music while deaf lmao
>>23787394W-what do you mean by that?
>>23787359I WANNA IMPREGNATE HER ARMPITS FUCK
>>23786920japs are the gayest people ever though
>>23787396That's not a bad thing. I wish I could suck Nozomu's cock.
>>23787360
>>23787406>Mozart>deafHow embarrassing.
>>23787381You don't need to be hardworking when you're talented and smart, not that I expect you to know anything about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1N5cW4qiYk /ourson/ in 5
>>23787401They also need a trainer and build a HoloGym since most of them barely move their asses
WOMB
>>23787407>he doesn't knowI'm so sorry anon.
>>23787396Dick sucking is an important life skill
>senchou is shorter than matsuriAhoy...
there's a womb on the stage...
What's Marine doing beside these three veterans?
Top 5 Holo gamers>Aqua>Marine>Matsuri>Luna>Korone
Womb...
>>23787431>Luna>Matsuri>top anythingI like Luna, but no
>>23786952Nothing particular, if I get to know her however I would not tell her that I was already following her channel. The coincidence would be too creepy/suspicious
>>23787414I'm shitposting on /hlg/, do you really expect me to be cultured enough to remember the differences between Mozart and Beethoven
>>23787407Anon... Her condition...
https://files.catbox.moe/4iepso.webm
>>23787448Yes
>>23787448I expect you to not be in the double digits, at least.
>>23787444>I like LunaGive me one good reason.
>>23787444Luna is good at Dark Souls and is improving at Apex
First time posting here.I like:KoroneOkayuMatsuriFubukiMikoPekoraWatamePekoraCocoAquaMarineI haven't gotten into:SuiseiLunaTowaLunaKanataSubaruRushiaHaatoPLEASE tell me why I have shit taste/shouldn't like the ones I like/am a pleb PLEASE.
Oh hey it's Marine, Senchou, Houshou and Treasure!
https://poal.me/bolsl6
>>23787469That's hardly top 5 worthy.
>>23787471just b urself
Holy shit Marine can't stop moving.
>>23787448Anonchaama...
>>23787232People often can't distinguish between effects added on the vocal track and autotune. I remember the same thing happening when the OkaKoro cover of the Nichijou OP came out.
oof nayuta
Oh look an actual singer
>>23787447>get to know her>never tell her you were her fan from long before meeting her>start dating>somehow manage to hold your spaghetti>first time having sex>all going fine, about to cum>you cry out the name of her character instead of her real name
time for best singer (true)
F*CK FROG
>>23787471You're not shit taste until you start hating on holos you don't watch.
>>23787471You have good taste.
>>23787471>Pekora twice>luna twicepretty based
Who let this not-Hololive girl on? She sucks.
>>23787492SHITTEST
FU*K
>>23787481Where? A-Am I missing a stream?
FUCK FROG
>>23787471I think you have self esteem problems.
>>23787471The only loser is the one who cannot stand by his convictions. Your taste is good. Unless you just want to be bullied, which I'll leave to the S's
Finally a real singer on stage.
Suisei on suicide watch
S****...
Why is azki wasting time as a vtuber when she can sing like lisa
What a shit thread. I hope next thread is less shit than this.
>>23787468Cute is justice
>>23787471Don't see anything wrong, pretty normal taste for EOP straight off "Vtuber eng sub" playlist. Stick around and watch more, some girls are acquired taste.
Ayame...
>>23787043Should be in Hololive
there she is ayamebros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYP3OnF0I_cDoes anyone have that FBK intro bgm ?It never fails to get me in a good mood.
Who's this?
>>23787498You're cruel anonchama...
Ayamecucks....
>>23787471>Pekora>PekoraNice, you are already a pekobro without realizing it.
>>23787505https://www.twitch.tv/holofeshttps://www.twitch.tv/holofeshttps://www.twitch.tv/holofes
How many times did Ayame have to re-record this to get it right?
>>23787471Nope, that's pretty good.
>>23787505ctrl-f twitch, ayame is on
>barely any streams>prerecorded singinglmao
The only way we see Ayame is through old streams!
23787498<<suiseifags everyone
>>23787517Dead hour threads be like this.
>>23787545At least she streams at all unlike Mel...
ahoy!
AHOY
YES! SENCHOU!
Ahoy
URGE TO BULLY WOMB INTENSIFIES
>>23787537Ayame is a tensai so one take
>>23787526https://youtu.be/cFxDPSrTVGoFound it
>>23787549american* hour
>>23787517That's every thread.
Marine with the good shit.
God damnit why is senchou such a semen demon
Wtf it's not fair senchou can even sing
What anime is this song from?
>>23787518I tried watching her a few times, but her sucking her lips all the time, the pointless asmr streams and most importantly the voice itself put me off to her content.
MARRY ME SENCHOU
==WOMB==
>>23787574haruhi
>>23787546Suisei? That talentless bitch? Please, the only good Hololive singer is Ayame.
seoulsun shut the fuck up
>>23787574Kyon-kun denwa!
You guys said Senchou can’t dance though
HONEST thoughts on this image?
>>23787574Boku no Reps
>>23787569You could say that she's sailing the semen seas
>>23784999>>23787419>>23787426>>23787434>>23787560>>23787579
>The way Marine can move her hips in 3dBROS
It’s funny if real Senchou is this small
>>23787585fixed it
AKI-CHAN DAISUKI
man spanish sounds so wierd
How can Marine have such an interesting voice and sing in the most bog standard one?
Another singer that is better than Suisei
is marine a womanlet lmao?
Based Aki not prerecord shit
GEN 5???
>>23787585cute feet
>>23787607>japanese woman>smallwow u dont say retard-kun
>>23787585Based picture that gets my pp hard>>23787598Faggot
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1260359480807575552Dumb sheep wants to join the shinimas bandwagon but the free roll end today.
it's fucking criminal that aki has not even 130k subs and her original songs have less than 50k viewsshe is absolutely fantastic
>>23787585Could probably fap to
wtf this actually good...
>>23787585FEBREZE
>>23787602Wait was it spanish? I speak spanish and I couldn't understand anything
People always talk about good singers but nobody talks about how Aki's really one of the good ones.
AKI I LOVE YOU
>>23787617She's probably the most underrated singer.
>>23787617>most of people are plebsHas always been
Noel...
>>23787622it was elven
>>23787622anon i...
>>23787609how do you know
>>23787628That's Suisei, by a large margin I might add.
Danchou...
>>23787471The replies to this anon feel like they're made by completely different people from the ones posting in the rest of the thread.
>noel
better singer than suisei
Boing boing
>>23787616Watame once again missing the mark and there's no one to blame but herself!
>>23787613don't bully fren she just seemed very small
>>23787638He can tell by some of the pixels, and having seen many prerecordings in his time
>you're brave singing like that
>>23787636>>23787637I'm sorry anons I failed you...
Please don't "Noel..." her she's did great....
Oh no my sides
>>23787471Towa...
>>23787659Danchou...
>>23787646Not hard
>>23787617This. She's underrated as hell.
Noel tried but she really is tone deaf
>>23787641I said underrated, anon. As in by exposure, not whatever standard of quality the thread is currently pushing.
>>23787645Sometimes anonkun is nice for no reason and then goes back to being a shithead for no reasonSuch is the complex and mysterious mind of anonkun
>>23787585Does she live together with Mea?
At least Noel is having a blast. I'm glad YAGOO saved her from thottery.
Is this tit knight tone deaf or was she so nervous she couldn't even get a pre-recording right?
Good job Noel!!!
>>23787670>she really is tone deafAre you doing this on purpose?
>>23787616SAVED FROM THE EVIL GACHA TRAP
>>23787659As long as she's having fun. The audience sure does.
I thought anons were just memeing, but holy shit, Noel was really bad.
Why aren't you faggots posting your play-by-play commentary in the fucking chat instead of spamming this thread?
>>23787585Aqua is the closest I've been to fapping to a holo yet
https://twitter.com/sasamasan/status/1260304185322401792Peko...
>people actually reacting to a stream of an event that occurred months agoanons...
What song did Marine sing?
At least Noel's dancing is really cute
もしもしBASED DEPARTAMENT
>>23787696because unlike cytube you can't comment without an account on twitch
>>23787696Go back to your thread >>>23760717
mmm holopits
>>23787585Thighs~
>>23787679Unironically this. Too bad she can't get away from it completely.
Fubuki is not real. .
>>23787699next you're going to tell me people watch movies more than once
>>23787672I agree, Aki and Choco deserve more attention.
>>23787699I'm rewatching it for the third time with everyone!
>>23787696Because we already use this thread like it's a chat anyway, and twitch is dumb and gay so I dont have an account to chat with
>>23787696What do YOU want to post about during dead hours, faggot?
>>23787700lost my music check herehttps://pastebin.com/UtWWgnqt
Fubuki's 3D model is so cute when she closes her eyes.
>>23787699Sorry anon, is there a stream on right now that you'd like to talk ab out instead?
>>23787679>I'm glad YAGOO saved her from thottery.She's still doing thottery though. And my dick is thankful for it.
>>23787700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rfCMrBi-5U
>>23787699Yeah, if I watch a movie on anything but it's premiere date, I don't even bother reacting. I also never rewatch anything I've seen before.
>>23787706ぺーこ!
>>23787706Abayo nigga! !!
>>23787715Soon, a knight in golden armor will rescue her from ASMR forever.
>>23787716Too perfect
>>23787702Danchou's whole act was cute. She's just not an idol. Which is fine.
MIKOCHIIIII
Just remember that while all these fans sound super excited to hear Fubuki perform absolutely none of them will donate supacha to her...
I like Aki's streaming but also understand that is not too stimulating
Its the retarrd duo
>>23787745I understand and respect your opinion
>>23787716Since when were you under the impression that she was ever real?
>>23787744It would just fuel her gambling addiction anyway....
Pekora's nervous voice... Miko's dream... The peak Hololive has arrived.
I want to get raped by Fubuki.
>>23787739Idols don't need to sing well.
Remember Mel
>>23787745thank you for your opinion and i understand she is my number 2
Towa...!