/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Here's the template, though I think you all have it already.

I refuse to participate in your little game.

old

>>2375136
I notice how you play off small, short, cute and innocent, but refuse to put in information for loli or flat. Pedo in denial much?

Because I am interested in sharing my ideal body type with you.

>>2375175
That just means that he doesn't mind either way, you 'tard.

>>2375175
How does liking what I listed make me pedo?

>>2375136
>>2375291
How do I failed reading comprehension

This is too hard. There's too many areas where there's an acceptable range and/or no real preference.

>>2375301
My ideal waifu has more than one extra attribute.

I think I'm going to print this out and use it as a dart board.

I'm really more about execution. I can appreciate almost anything that is done well, though loli fixations confuse.

>>2375337
Take pictures.

ok here are my acceptable ranges I guess.

What can I say....
She's perfect

>>2375144

Athens, how could you make me choose between megane and rape?

I think the way the chart is set up is so that at most half the categories are used.

Because I see some of you guys with "stupid" and "smart" or "innocent" and "lewd" and that shit doesn't work.

>>2375325
This was kind of my problem too.

>>2375346
I'm the same. The characters I like come from a variety of archetypes and personalities. Rather than always liking the tsundere girl the best it's a case by case basis.

Acceptable ranges

>>2375384

I tend to respond well to the same things, they're just things that aren't usually considered. For instance characters that are depicted as being competent or independent I find much more attractive than ditzes even if they are superficially dissimilar.

>>2375401
What do the breaks mean?

>>2375375
Some do, like loli and mature for those who like lolibabaas.

>>2375375
like this

>>2375410
There are no breaks. If there were, it would mean multiple acceptable ranges.

I've been on /f/ too long...

>>2375375
What I do is make sure that the opposing parts don't add up to be more than 5. Like Cute 3 and Beautiful 2.

She's kinda scary, I guess.

I don't know what else to say..

White plays and wins.

I'm assuming this is a chart for an "Ideal Partner" rather than "Acceptable Ranges in a Partner" so I didn't fill in any of the inverse areas to the primary characteristics. How long is the expected wait until my paperwork is processed?

ITT: Attention whores

>>2375573
If I hadn't already listed an ideal, this would be very close to another.

>>2375232
>>2375283
>>2375291
>>2375331
>>2375385
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>>2375401
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>>2375573
wow. /jp/ really has come out today to show that they are fucking retarded. have you guys never seen one of these charts before?

let's take cute and beautiful for example. if you don't fill any of the blocks in the cute or beautiful area, that means it is mid way (50% for each) between cute and beautiful because they are both on the opposite side. if you fill in the first block in beautiful, it means 40% cute, 60% beautiful. filling in blocks on both sides just isn't right and it proves your sputidity.

I don't understand what the point of this is.

>>2375611
A reasonable person would assume that filling in both sides means both sides are acceptable. Leaving it empty means only the very center of the range is acceptable.

>>2375611
>>2375291 here.

That's what I did. I'm not about to go check everyone else's charts, but you should probably should have done that yourself before quoting the entire thread.

here's my loli waifu

As if anyone cares.

>>2375655
The bucket tool is a lot easier than hand-colouring it yourself.

>>2375642
more like average person
and average people are dumb as FUCK... this thread is the biggest example

>>2375645
i didnt quote your post

>>2375676
And you, on the other hand, are a civilised grammarian with a Ph.D and a love of opera, I assume?

>>2375686
idiot detected

>>2375676
>and average people are dumb as FUCK

Thanks eagle eye.

Also, why do some of you faggots like tall women? That's just fucking disgusting.

>>2375694
I am in awe of your intellectual prowess.

>>2375611

I am angered at the fact thou did not quote me
No.2375355

>>2375611
If you look at mine, I didn't do what you are ranting about..

My template

>>2375482
>Old woman

It's sad that no one here knows how to use this chart.

>>2375680
You did actually.

>>2375775
Educate us, smartass.

Really cheery homo guys. I'd like to be in a relationship where I'm not looking like the brightest star of happiness in the world!

You know, somebody active and happy enough to rub off on me and make me feel happier.

Also, I don't think Sadist and Masochist should be mutually exclusive. Sadomasochists that just enjoy pain in general(no matter where or how it is) exist.

>>2375611
>have you guys never seen one of these charts before?
>OMG YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE?OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONT KNO WAT 2 DO WITH IT OMG. ITS SO OBVIOUS OMG.

>>2375775
Here. Readjusted just for you. Now stop griping already.

I still don't get it. What's wrong with putting points in opposite axes? Doesn't that just mean that you are turned on by both aspects to a certain degree?

>>2375918

Because that's not how the chart works. God damn

>>2375918
They cancel out so instead of showing it, you need to imply.

>>2375926
But if the chart works in a way that reduces it's ability to describe a personality/body type and that can be fixed without any alterations to the chart base itself, is there any reason not to do so?

Keep being lawful neutral there.

Faggots

>>2375926
Fuck you, I'm the boss of this chart, and I say you can put points in opposite axes if you want.

This thing wasn't translated correctly.

Anyone got the Jappo version?

>>2375676
I actually haven't ever seen one of these before. I can't imagine very many other places where this sort of graph would be all that useful...

>>2375990
Why yes I do.

I'm not entirely sure how these things work, so I'm not going to fill one out myself.

>>2376095
Version 5.0!

ZUN !bar is a respectable person.

behold

what is needed for boof

>>2376156
Fascinating.

so let me get this straight, you fill this out
post it here, and not talk about how none of you will ever get this woman you're referring to

>>2376156
Gigantic homosexual.

>>2376171
That's the idea.

>>2376171
In b4 tripslut comes along and says something along the lines of "not all of us are looking for women, I'm a girl and I need a male" etc

>>2376171
>catgirl, tentacle, futa, elf
Right...

>>2376166
Isn't it just.

>>2376180

I kind of like the girls who post here.

>>2376187

>>2376156
Troll harder.

>>2376213
Not trolling.

>>2376156

April Fool's ended a few days ago!

Also, Athens x Remilia OTP. Polite sage.

>>2376231
I second that pairing. I would love to see their ugly tripfag babies.

>>2376231
>Athens x Meru OTP.
Fixed.

>>2376284
you one-upping bastard

>>2376284
you showoff

>>2376290
It's beautiful...

>>2376239
Meru's mine, fuck off.

If I had an RoboWaifu she would be something in like BritneySpears and I imagine us in my old big ass american cabroi giving her diffrent mods of behaivor and at start would be something like this
Be chearful
then
Tell jokes
(then when my mood goes up from all the funny jokes she told, and I get kinda depressed from her chearfullness i'll be like)
Go sad

(then I'd feel sorry for her, and then remember she's just a robogirl and kinda I'll feel sorry for myself and I'd be like)
Suck dick

(and then again cheared by her wonderful BJ, while enjoying the wind in my hair driving my cabrio i tell her to)
Tell jokes

then in enough good mood I tell her to
Go buy beer

I'll get bit horny from the beer so
Suck dick" again command

then I remember there is more important things in life then Bj's and I tell her
Level my character

from all those beer jobs and blow beer I rly got hungry so logicly
Make dinner

My toby is full so looking at her great body makes my dick bit hard so it's again with the:
Suck dick" command
(and she would be really good at it, I mean the best pro sucker will be noob compared to her vacuum robot super hot
slut suck mouth... oh I think I got a bit carried away there... but u get the idea

Then make love" command we foreplay in bed make "machine" and I tell her
I love u, u slut robot, in which she automaticly responds
I love u too John" cuz that's how she's programed to.
And then I tell her
Don't let go my hand 'till I sleep, (sounded little sad there but)

or draw pictures of my until I sleep.
or hug me until I turn around then u go on sleep too (which would be the command for standby ofc.)

When I waicup, in the morning and hug her throu her tits, which won't be very big, she will automaticly gently stroke my hand and smile, saying good morning sunshine, and 100 randomly chosen phrase saying random each morning
and ofc I'd give her first command go

>>2376296
Make breakfast"
But then I see I gotta a boner and I say
Suck dick" and change priorities" last task becomes first first task becomes last go"
And another fine day begginz... end of story.

>>2376238
>>ugly tripfag babies

>>2376345
mother of god.

My actual girlfriend
damn she's great

>>2376414
>lewd
>5 blocks

what a slut

Did anyone notice how this thread was sort of nice and orderly before tripfags arrived?

>>2376444
What? The topic and the first response are both from athens.

>>2376444
A tripfag made the thread.

>>2376447
>>2376449
That's the idea.

The thread wasn't good at the start. I need to be less obscure.

>>2376444
Weekend /jp/.

>>2376444

I just hit nine thousand posts in this thread, Anon.

How does that make you feel?

Yes, I really only want a clever girl who loves me and possibly doesn't weight 300 lbs. And this is why I will die alone.

>>2376479
Congratulations, ZUN-chan! I'm happy for you and hope you continue posting for another 9000 posts.

For SCIENCE!

>>2376296
Did nobody notice this wrong spelled fic?

Nearly everyone in this thread fails at simple instructions.

Myspace bullshit

and what is this supposed to be good for !?

>>2378776
Knowing what ur future waifu will be.

This should have been posted already.

via the "range of ideals" method

I found you a women, athens.
She says hello.

>>2380115

Actually, it would be a cool concept to make a web-based version of this somehow, map character traits to a number of various anime/game characters, and then have it select the best matches for you based on the ideals you put it.

My ideal partner.

>>2380126
Brit spotted.

>>2380131
Do it!

Recommend me a waifu, /jp/.

So ℳℴℯ❤

Errrrr..

>>2380766
Hm,maybe?

>>2376197
>I kind of like the girls who post here

Somebody has no standards.