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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
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>> No.23722971

>>23722959
Damnit

>> No.23722977

second for domme cheshires

>> No.23722979

Alps > mamono > human women

>> No.23722993
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>>23722959
>Just a few seconds late on making the thread...
yay gazer

>> No.23723019

It's funny because this thread is the one with the replies

>> No.23723040

>>23722993
Gonna force my Gazer waifu to put some clothes on when we go out on a date!

Gonna tell her the only way time she gets to take them off is when I rip them off. Gonna do it front of a mirror, too, so even her main eye can watch as I pound her from behind.

>> No.23723052

>>23722979
Stege 3 Alps are the best.

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>>23722959

Cool thread, op, but could any of your monstersluts beat madara?

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Cute scoop!

>> No.23723088

i want to have slow, romantic, aesthetic, emotional, profound, sad sex with a gazer in the middle of a gazer goo waterfall at the gazer goo tar pits

>> No.23723097

>>23723052
>"Oh don't worry, Anon, I'm all woman now..."
>"But I know how to please a man..."
>"So if you're somewhat disappointed, I can make some arrangements..."
>"I'll bring plenty of lube"

>> No.23723099

>>23723076
is not the place for naruto jokes, please take it to /a

>> No.23723123
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>>23723099

I'll take that as a no

>> No.23723125

>>23723088
Ease off the memes, buddy. Gazers mate for life.

And you're honorbound to fight against all opposing Gazers to the death.

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23723127

I want to see a hellhound doggy paddle

>> No.23723142

I want to go to a fairy kingdom and get pampered by all the CC faeries.

>> No.23723165

>>23723142
i want to get forced to fuck by a really thicc big-tiddy slut-attired trashy smoker fairy

>> No.23723174

>>23723127
Imagine a kobold except faster and less struggle. built like a predator

>> No.23723176

Suppose you had an identical twin and he Alped. Would you fuck her?

>> No.23723182

>>23723176
oh hell yea, genderbend sex

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Fresh to death

>> No.23723198

>>23723182
>now neither of us will be virgins!

>> No.23723200
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When you think about it, it's weird that I would choose a Gazer for my waifu, since I'm not that into monoeyes. It isn't a turn off for me, and they're good girls by and large, but I don't really have a fetish for single eyes.

Gazer just...has so much going for her as well. Sharp teeth, casual nudity, goo/latex. Not to mention access to quite a few fetishes.

And then with a waifu, you end up falling for the personality of the individual so...I just want to hug her close and watch her blush at me being the overly-affectionate one for a change.

>> No.23723206

>>23723127
I want to see one wear a shirt that says 'beware of dog'

>> No.23723216

>>23723142
>Being kissed, cleaned, and massaged by countless faeries, and they're all trying to get into your pants
This scenario has got me questioning my loyalty to the waifu.

>> No.23723221

Imagine time stopping a gazer and then poking all of her eyes and unstopping time.

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>>23723200

>> No.23723245

>>23723221
Seems like the kind of monster that would be immune to timestop

>> No.23723260

>>23723221
Good fucking luck

360 degree vision, followed up by anti-magic field. This is almost King Crimson vs The World

Also, she'll bite you.

>> No.23723267

>>23723176
alps are gay
no
>>23723182
you would find this far less interesting if your almost-twin brother came out as trans and then you found their reddit account where they posted constantly about how badly they wanted to fuck you and your other siblings, leading to almost a year worth of sleep-paralysis getting-molested dreams
fuck that shit

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23723290

Haremfags, how did your harem form?

>> No.23723301

>>23723267
>sleep-paralysis getting-molested dreams
I miss these.

>> No.23723320

>>23723301
not the fun kind, believe me

>> No.23723333

>>23723260
The only thing she'll bite is a ballgag

>> No.23723412

>>23723333
Unbelievably based.

>> No.23723451

An Imp asks you to tutor her in math because "you're totally smart and they're like not gonna let me graduate if I don't pass this class." Do you help her?

>> No.23723461

>>23723260
I kinda want to blindfold a gazer just because of all the necessary preparations.

>> No.23723466

>>23723142
CC Titanias are a miracle and deserve to get all their silly fantasies entertained.

>> No.23723475
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>>23723333
You have to get it on her first

>> No.23723479

>>23723267
Are you sure it’s his? Like absolutely certain? Or are you only 40% sure?

>> No.23723483

>>23723290
I suppose I simply lack the drive-to-monogamy. Its like; if I'm going to fantasize about one perfect partner- why NOT more?
Not that I don't enjoy the mono fantasy, too- but if I am going to imagine the fantastic, I go all-in.

>> No.23723488

>>23723451
Yes, but I constantly tease her while tutoring for being dumb

>> No.23723492

>>23723466
I was thinking about regular faeries, but CC Titanias are good too.

>> No.23723496

>>23723479
it is literally his chosen trans-name and birth year
so pretty fucking sure

>> No.23723500

>>23723496
Good lord

>> No.23723514

>>23723475
I just have to say "I'll bet you can't deep throat this dick-shaped ballgag" or something to that effect.

>> No.23723535

>>23723514
Even more unbelievably based.

>> No.23723541

>>23723290
They were attracted to the sounds of my first encounter with the head wife, and she decided to let them join in.
I made a few OCs of my favorite species, then tried to use elimination to find my true waifu, but I ended up liking all of them too much.

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>>23723549
I love foxes

>> No.23723577

>>23723500
yea. COULD be a coincidence, I guess- but when you find your once 'lost' initialed towel in their bedroom, caked in jizz, it gets a lot harder to suspend disbelief
this motherfucker got me 'voluntold' to pack his bedroom for the move, like he wanted me to find it. goddammit, why won't some lovely mamano take me away from this hellworld

>> No.23723578

>>23723290
I can't say no

>> No.23723592

>>23723577
Congratulations on surviving.

>> No.23723594

>>23723577
Cant you just, you know, leave? Or at least anonymously show your family his posts?

>> No.23723645

Anyone recommend some good stories to read? I haven't checked monster girl generals for actual years, as long back as the /a/ days, so I'm curious what gems have shown up.

>> No.23723655

>Succubus is sent through the portals before everyone else as a scout to see how we live
>Gets the knack of computers quickly and begins to research how to seduce men in our dimension
>She ends up looking in all the wrong places
>She un-ironically asks a man to “pwease give her huggy-wuggies”
>The men react poorly and she goes back home
>”Those people have no concept of romance! We need to save them from themselves!”

>> No.23723666

>>23723594
Leave? Goddamn I want to leave, but I am basically stuck until I get a better job. Things are civil enough for the moment- I am no longer sharing a bedroom with the POS like the LAST house, so I'm not actually living a 24/7 psychotic break anymore.
I've told them, but they either don't think it's a big deal or just don't want to hurt their Special Child's fragile fucking feelings in a confrontation. Always been the crybaby, that one- and they are always on his side.
So long as nothing overt happens, they aren't gonna do shit. So I endure, and drown myself in foxgirl love to forget.

>> No.23723686

>>23723666
Someone get this dude some mofu.

>> No.23723695

>>23723645
Most writers are gone, anon

>> No.23723714

>>23723645
aw shit, I just read an awesome kikimora story a few weeks back, but I (apparently) didn't bookmark it
hold on, let me see if I can find it

>> No.23723718

>>23723695
Huh? Damn. Any particular reason?

>> No.23723733

>>23723718
Ain't no point in any of it when the only response you get is "fuck off XD"

>> No.23723801

>>23723645
What are you in the mood for?

>> No.23723837

>>23723718
One person made it a mission to tell writers to fuck off, and others opently admitted to not reading anything/going as far as to filter writers out so they dont have to see the links
pretty damaging for morale

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>>23723290
>come home one day
>smoke hobo has made herself at home
>we meet a Bicorn a couple weeks later
>their waifu addictions start to feed off each other
>first there was the Kiki maid they hired
>and we had to adjust the wedding plans on account of there being a third bride now
>then the Cheshire tour guide we met on the honeymoon
>and the Jabberwock who jumped us a couple hours later
>and the Oni sisters smoke hobo was friends with when they were kids
>then the Bapho Bicorn waifu went to school with
>and her familiar
>and the elementals they have covenants with
>then the Wurm
>none of us knew her she just showed up one day
>and the Tentacle twins who popped up in the garden one day
>now Bicorn waifu just brought home some Wendigo she met at Jerky Hut

This is just getting out of hand. I think Kiki's right about the two of them needing an intervention.

>> No.23723870

>>23723733
>>23723837
>One person made it a mission to tell writers to fuck off
Malice, spite and autism are a hell of a drug in combination. Geeze.

>going as far as to filter writers out so they dont have to see the links
Weird to me since that was a good half of the reason I browsed these threads in the first place. That said, I haven't been around in a while, so I guess shit changed.

>>23723801
Asides from my species biases, I'm fairly omnivorous provided the prose is 'decent' (ie: not greentext, vaguely knows what a comma and paragraph is, etc).

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I want a big buff canadian tomboy yeti gf

>> No.23723903

>>23723549
>>23723564
i didn't even see your reply but i saw the first pic and was beginning to make a reply that said i love foxes

>> No.23723908

>>23723870
Well there still people here
And im still writing too at least, so theres that
Also theres the anubis moe link at the top

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>>23723903
Make it anyway

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>>23723549
i love foxes

>> No.23723970

>>23723870
>That said, I haven't been around in a while, so I guess shit changed.
Impression I get from watching people post stories is not many care to actually read. Way I understand it is most writefags either stopped or left for greener pastures.

>> No.23723974

>>23723908
Filtered

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I LOVE SNAKES

THIS SNAKE IN PARTICULAR

>> No.23724012

>>23723989
albino snakes are for snex

>> No.23724014

>>23723666
lol you gonna get buttfucked

>> No.23724046

>>23723870
I'm into maledom shit, so that's all I'm really interested in.
I liked Liver Snaps. It's about a horny foxgirl.
https://pastebin.com/mL6fkzPB/
https://pastebin.com/9uu2Widj/

You can also ask me if you're interested in the crap I wrote.

>> No.23724058

>>23724014
he's a weak piece of human garbage, poisoning his body with exogenous female hormones and getting ready to chop his dick off.
disgusting, sure, disturbing to my mind- but the threat of buttfuckery is nil.
At most he might get a finger somewhere it ought not go, but he'd pay for it in blood and teeth, and he knows it.

>> No.23724074

>>23724046
Cheers. I'll give it a look.
And yeah feel free to link whatever if you think it's good.

>>23723908
>anubis
I was going to browse that at random if I didn't get/when i run out of recommendations. Wanted to see what you guys considered the best to come out in the past couple of years.

>> No.23724176

>>23724058
this was a nice blog almost furry level tier of cringe

>> No.23724190

>>23723870
so thats what happened...for years all i did was visit the threads and ctrl+f pastebin to find new stories.

>> No.23724211

>>23724074
>Wanted to see what you guys considered the best to come out in the past couple of years.
I mean it's the old writers, isn't it? yananon peterndzl the dude who was writing vengeance, the dude who was writing paladin, I forget their names, sorry. Many more I'm sure.

>> No.23724337

>>23723577
Based trannychad

>> No.23724470

Anons should experience the magic of HOUNDED

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>>23724470
I'd rather experience the magic of being BLACKMAILED

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>>23724470
I'd rather experience the magic of being BLACKMAILED

>> No.23724518

>>23724509
>You have to brush ALL the mofu.

>> No.23724516

>>23724509
>>23724496
why isnt the spoiler tag working? is a browser extension bugging out?

>> No.23724557

>>23724470
Being HOUNDED is just a scam to sell subscriptions to hellhound dating sites. I'll prove it too.

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Threadly reminder

>> No.23724664

>>23724557
i'd dox myself on monster dating sites

>> No.23724744

HOUNDED by feral Hellhound pack. Over and over and over and over.

>> No.23724935

>>23724744
What is the cat version of hounded? I want to see videos of strong Jinko, Cheshire, manticore, sphinxes, and griffins raping innocent anons?

>> No.23725012

>>23723870
80% of the stories I've seen posted in here either:
>are Part 753 so unless you've been reading for three years there's no reason to click
>are just a pastebin link dropped with no context or summary and then expecting people to invest
>are some worthless shock/meme horseshit

I did really like that retired wolfu soldier story that was posted here recently though.

>> No.23725013

>>23724935
JUNGLED.com for jinkos, ocelomeh, etc.
Wonderland’s Sexiest Home Movies for anything Cheshire related
PHARAOHED.com for desert gals
And due to the nature of griffins you might find them on JUNGLED, but you could find them also on HARPYED.com. You might find some threads on a wonderlandian lava golem tea cozy board dedicated to them but that’s too niche for a website all to themselves

>> No.23725026

>>23724935
cat-toys.mon

>> No.23725043

>>23724935
i want a bunch of ocelomehs to rape my penis with their less rough than an actual cat tongue and film it

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It's funny how deeply BLACKED is integrated in modern internet culture. Even places that despise cuckolds or interracial reference it on hourly basis

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>> No.23725113 [DELETED] 

>>23725047
>modern
American, you mean. Fucking mongrels ruining everything.

>> No.23725139

>>23724012
t. Shirohebi

>> No.23725272

>>23725047
Shitposters with shit taste aren't representative. And I wager it stems from mockery of the cucked nature of western media more than acceptance.

>> No.23725391

>>23725047
Asians spam It and blacks love It. That said, fuck off retard.

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Strong girls!

>> No.23725483

>>23724211
For me would be lanternon, peterdnzl, punaldin and sloth.

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Slime beneath me
Slime up above
Ooh you'll love my, toxic love!

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What pets would go well with different monstergirls?

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>>23725445
Perfect for princess carrying you!

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>>23725514
Fish?

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>>23725445
Are the best

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>>23725485
Where the slime live
>They are the lowest forms of life
Where the slime breed
>They make a new one too corrupted
When the wind blows
>The winds of truth are blowing now
And the cradle falls... down

>> No.23725599

>>23725576
Ahh, a paradise island, full of melon-crushing Oni thighs and snu-snu

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Seeing as snakes prefer the movement of the flute to the actual music, it could just be that snakes like dancing

>> No.23725719

>>23725640
I wonder if theres a flute that attracts lamias?

>> No.23725741

>>23725719
Yeah, all men have one

>> No.23725750

>>23725741
you know what meant

>> No.23725759

>>23725719
>>23725741
Just run up to a lamia and push it against her. It'll get results.

>> No.23725994

>>23725719
>Anon minding his own buisness playing flute on a hill
>By the time hes done there's sad moans as the lamia's realise he's done

>> No.23726081

Guys help how do I get rid of excess demon energy

>> No.23726100

>>23726081
They say pray upon angels but even they're kinda horny so just go for a long walk in a rural area

>> No.23726207

I think angels are well behaved pure maidens

>> No.23726234

>>23726207
they're actually misbehaving by being so pure that they judge everybody constantly

>> No.23726259

>>23725013
I want to get SNOWED.com by dom Ice Queen mom and her Glacies daughter

>> No.23726406

>>23726259
>SNOWED.com
It's all fun and games until you have to shovel 40 CM snow every day for a week.

>> No.23726550

Wond what the difference is between Sake and oni-brewed Sake

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A typical Bad End scenario in MGE world.

>> No.23726573

>>23726234
I want to show a flatty angel the sin of breast envy

>> No.23726612

>>23726554
Why does she have horns growing out of her pelvis?

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MG cock fighting would be interesting to watch

>> No.23726744

>>23726406
>wake up after a long day of snowboarding
>it was a nice long rest
>but this isn't the hotel's bed
>it smells more log cabin in here
>"Oh goodness you're awake, I thought you were a goner!"
>a big , chocolate Yeti is on all fours on the bed over you, her scarf tickling your face as she talks
>"I found you face down on the backside of the mountain, you've really gotta be more careful bud!"
>"You look like you've had a rough time, let me slip into something more comfortable"
>is she going to put on some silk bikini?
>will she cuddle rape me with no one else around for miles?
>the Yeti returns wearing a trapper hat and warm coat carrying a shovel
>"You have to shovel ALL the snow"
>"W-What? Can't we just relax and cu-"
>"All the snow! Let me get my camera, Ice Queen-san is going to love this!"

>> No.23726865

I wonder if this is even possible...

MGE, but try to describe it or make fun of it with Ssethtzeentach quotes.

>“In the Bible, God punishes Cain by forcing him to walk the Earth. In Vampire: the Masquerade, God punishes Cain by… giving him superpowers.”

>> No.23726873

>>23726550
unlike normal sake, Oni's Brewery Sake is actually comparable to russian Vodka in how strong it is.
but i'm more of a Dorf fan, even their cheapest beers have a rich, buttery aftertaste that you just can't get enough of.

>> No.23726904

>>23726550
Remember that brew you make during the Orc campaign in Frozen Throne that's too strong even for Rexxar?

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>>23726865
>Bible

Immediately, because Anon did not give praise to the Demon Lord, a dark angel struck him down, and he was eaten by worms.

>> No.23727210

Seriously though, I wanna spend my entire life inside a sandworm. I wanna spend all eternity in one. I wanna give her many offspring. I wanna protect her smile just as she protects me from the dangers of the outside world

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>>23722959
Couldn't think of anything. So I'm gonna repost a randomizer prompt of mine...

***

You are a soldier or knight, or warrior or a hero of the Order; whichever you prefer.

You are in battle against the Demon Lord's Army but you spot a rather familiar face. The familiar individual is not only a monstergirl, but is someone you know. You are shocked as you realized, the familiar looking monstegirl- WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND IN CHILDHOOD!

For a moment your earlier years of youth flash back as you remember the days you and the bestfriend were playing, hanging out and doing childhood things. But now there she is, the once nice and friendly girl in your youth who's face you recognize is now a monstergirl! You snap back to reality as your old childhood girlfriend speaks.

>appropriate background music for the situation:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0l6o84FHPs&t=1550s

>Old childhood girlfriend turned monstergirl: "Oh anon its you, that face brings back some memories. It's a shame we don't have the time to catch up... I'd rather not fight you, yet avoiding it is more frustrating and fruitless than engaging in the battle itself! After all, I am helping the Demon Lord and her daughters- ALL of monstergirl kind build the future for not just the land, BUT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD! Honestly, I hate to have to fight you like this, I wish we would've met peacefully and catch up... but looks like I have no choice right now. And don't think I don't know what you have done in your service for The Order! I've looked you up through our sources and what I've learned what you've been doing as a servant of The Order... Shocks me! Did you seriously you have to kill a lot of your other older former friends to get here? 'Cause I'm gonna give this fight everything I've got! Don't expect me to go easy on you. Because I won't. And hopefully once I have subdued you, I will drag you to the light, drag you to our love! And maybe make you see the error of your ways and reform you!"

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Enter the randomizer link to see what monstergirl that childhood girlfriend has become.

RULES: Take a coin and do a coin toss and see which it lands; heads or tails? If the coin is heads, then you win the personal battle against your former childhood girlfriend turned mamono as she retreats from battle vowing to beat you next time and make you her's. But if tails, then she wins the fight against (You) and presumably, takes you prisoner to be reformed and maybe into her one and only boyfriend then husband once and for all.

Go ahead and tell your outcome and your imagination.

>> No.23727259

>>23727210
But your offspring will leave to go into that outside world

>> No.23727266

>>23727210
>I wanna spend my entire life inside a sandworm. I wanna spend all eternity in one.
you know irl Osedax(those worms that feed on whalebones) have this lifecycle where the males never grow past the larvae stage and they get captured by adult females which then permanently keeps them inside them as a source of sperm.

>> No.23727280

>>23727259
loli sandworms are like fleshy sleeping bags

>> No.23727284

>>23727266
H-hot

>> No.23727293
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>>23727259
Yes, but she'll get the joy of being a mother. I'll have the joy of being a father. And then other anons will get to know the joy of a sandworm wife. And we'll have grandkids. And the cycle will continue.

More sandworms = more happiness

>>23727266
The absolute dream

>> No.23727474

Which monstergirl would be best if I prefer to get my kicks above the waistline?

>> No.23727508

>>23727280
>69 with a loli sandworm
>All people see is your legs sticking out of her mouth

>> No.23727512

>>23725514
>Get a pet snake for lamia wife
>They occasionally get into staring contests, flicking their tongue at each other

>> No.23727524

>>23727474
I feel an angel sliding next to me

>> No.23727545

>>23727524
I can feel the devil walking next to me.

>> No.23727565

>>23727545
>>23727524
If you’ve seen one cock-crazed sex fiend of a monster

>> No.23727576
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23727576

>>23727545
I would invite you but the queens we use would not excite you

>> No.23727596

>>23723549

I must touch those big ears

>> No.23727614
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23727614

>>23727565
One city is very much like another with your head down over your pieces, brother

>> No.23727648

>>23727576
Unless that queen rhymes with pith, I'm gonna be pretty damn excited.

>> No.23727658

>>23727648
Anon it's a song about chess

>> No.23727686

>>23727658
I know. And I'm making a derivative comment off the lyric

>> No.23727710

>>23727243
>Nekomata
>Heads
Well damn, it'd be painful to see a childhood friend turn into such a shit monstergirl, more so painful to have to fight her. But a mission is a mission, and what is one more battle compared to the long list of atrocities that has numbed the mind during this crusade?
The battle itself was hardly that. It was more of a heavy swat with the buttstock of the gun to knock her to the ground. But it is perhaps only out of what sheds of mercy that remain in a cold and indifferent heart that let her escape with her life, unlike so many others
And so she runs away, vowing never to give up on redeeming me.
Oh, the poor lass. I'll have to write to her parents and siblings to inform then of her fate, and then I must continue this spirituality and mentally exhausting campaign

>> No.23727751

>>23727658
>Chess grandmaster Anon goes to Thailand for his next competition
>While staying there, he’s hit on by all manner of Alps
>He ignores them in favor of staying focused to win both the game, and the heart of his Hakutaku opponent

>> No.23727753

>>23727508
i think that being inside a loliworm while she tunnels might actually be incredibly uncomfortable

>> No.23727795

>>23727753
Not really.

>> No.23727807

I said it once and I'll say it again. Moon rabbits are only good for their sex appeal. Otherwise, they're completely useless. Especially ones with purple hair.

>> No.23727819

>>23727807
Fascinating. Tell me more.

>> No.23727820

>>23727266
You but they tend to collect a lot of them , they basically have a harem of shotas.

>> No.23727821

>>23727795
there is limited room in there so her outside movements would influence you a lot

>> No.23727827

>>23727821
>Sliding back and forth as she tunnels forward
It'd be erotic if anything as the flesh slides against your body

>> No.23727832

>>23727807
But if I pump them full of litters, they'll level up and get smarter, right?

>> No.23727866

>>23727832
The purple haired ones get sluttier instead.

>> No.23727871
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23727871

What is this shot for again?

>> No.23727890

>>23727871
All-around everything-itis

>> No.23727937

>>23727871
Not sure. The black plunger is almost at the end of the needle, while her bits are inside the void. I'd say she's more likely to pull something out of you than inject you!

>> No.23727938
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23727938

http://imgbox.com/g/npjJaSOkVT
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 140. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/tCmbZPwB

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.23727944

>>23727866
How unfortunate

>> No.23727988

>>23727871
shoggification

>> No.23728006
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23728006

>>23727938
What with those sample fluffy sneks?

>> No.23728031

>>23728006
Taken from Skeb, couldn't find any non-sample pics on the artists' twitters or the commissioner's twitter either.

>> No.23728098

>>23728006
Some guy has been commissioning Bunyip from as many Japanese artists as possible.

>> No.23728110

>>23727938
bunyip zuri

>> No.23728119

>>23728031
Maybe it's patreon rewards?

>>23728098
Huh, I wonder if he is jap himself

>> No.23728176
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23728176

Don't make Yuki maids cry, maids are hard to come by in the northern lands

>> No.23728180

The utsuho hoogie thing got me thinking
Which mg is best for a bread/sandwich theme?

>> No.23728188

>>23728119
Nope, didn't find any links to those.
Also, the original request was in English, so he's probably not a jap himself.

>> No.23728196

>>23728176
But I like ice coffee more tho.
Would she be happy if I told her that?

>> No.23728203

>>23728176
I'd like to hire one, I love ice cold coffee

>> No.23728206

>>23728176
Was the thing about their tears turning into jewels part of the myth or was that just in yu yu hakusho.

>> No.23728236

>>23728206
Let's kidnap one and find out! Make her watch Land Before Time!

>> No.23728251
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23728251

>>23728196
>>23728203
Depending on her mood, asking a Yuki maid for iced coffee is a dangerous request

>> No.23728282

>>23728251
I would like a big mug of "ice coffee" from Yuki maid.

>> No.23728341

>>23728176
I don't like coffee at all so she is perfect

>> No.23728352
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23728352

Stupid sexy goats!

>> No.23728395

>>23728352
should I?

>> No.23728415

>>23728176
God, I wanna hug her so hard but I also don't wanna get super cold.
The dilemma is real!

>> No.23728423

>>23728395
Should you what anon?

>> No.23728551

>>23728423
Stimulating Fists of Annihilation

>> No.23728570

>>23728352
bruh that ass is deformed as hell

>> No.23728670

>>23728551
Yes you should.

>> No.23728677

>>23728570
I think that's just tail shadow and palm covering her curve

>> No.23728691

Devil!
Imagine a cute little devil tempting you to do all sorts of sinister things.
Devils a best!

>> No.23728725

>>23728691
Like what things?

>> No.23728759
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23728759

Cat MGs are superior.

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23728841

>>23728759

>> No.23728914

>>23728423
ram my millimeter peter in her bleeter, if ya catch muh drift haha

>> No.23728917

>>23728841
Is she trying to hypnotize me?

>> No.23728918
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23728918

>>23728841
You heard me strumpet.

>> No.23728923
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23728923

>>23728415
>It sounds like you're in a bind, traveler
>Perhaps this magical scarf can help you, blessed by Yeti sages of the far north
>You could hug a Glacies in a blizzard and still feel warm wearing this
>Special deal for you only 200 coins, but I hear that winter Anubis has had her eye on this scarf too...

>> No.23728970

>>23728923
You've set up awfully far north, desert-nuki. Bad business in the Pharaohlands?

>> No.23728977

>>23728841
Shouldn’t they be slits?

>> No.23728984

>>23728970
It’s a franchise

>> No.23728991

>>23728970
M'aiq sell many things, some not legal necessarily always

>> No.23729008

>>23728923
those are cute little trinkets

>> No.23729016

>>23728923
>Anon wears it and tries to hug a Glacies just as how she advertised it
>his energy gets drained shortly before he ends up being a lonely wreck longing for affection
>it's just a normal scarf
>the Tanuki walks away with Anon's money and the Glacies gained a husband
All is right in the world

>> No.23729033

>>23728725
She starts by disguising herself as a young human girl and following you constantly.
Grabbing your hand and placing it on a nun's backside.
Hiding your crucifix necklace.
Whispering promises and sweet nothings in your ear if you bring her someone for her to monsterize.
Making you a shark in business deals.

>> No.23729055

Which sabbath would a normal dragon likely join?

>> No.23729059

>>23728691
Why not a sexy big devil tempting you to do all sorts of sinister things? Like cop a feel as she plays vidjya

>> No.23729072
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23729072

>>23729016
What about that Anubis who was eyeing the scarf?

>> No.23729077

>>23729055
black sabbath

>> No.23729080

>>23729033
Anon I don't have a crucifix necklace, I find half-naked men in bondage to be uncomfortably homoerotic and not at all fitting my image

>> No.23729090

>>23729072
The Anubis only stopped by once and said "Hmm, that's a nice looking scarf", Nuki seller has a sharp tongue and will say anything to get a quick sale!

>> No.23729103

>>23729090
Very good, sir.

>> No.23729126

>>23729055
Shiro's

especially one that's good with magic

>> No.23729133

>>23728977
Yes but for whatever reason she doesn't have them

>> No.23729197

>>23728759
Cheshire Cat is the perfect monster.

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23729239

>>23728841

>> No.23729255
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23729255

>>23729016
>>23729072
Nurse Anubis will be seeing the lovely couple soon

>> No.23729268
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23729268

Is this true?

>> No.23729274

>>23729268
Makes sense to me

>> No.23729284
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23729284

>>23729268
Seems like it lines up proper.

>> No.23729307

>>23729284
I now remember obtaining a Succubus for my Warlock in WoW

>> No.23729381
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23729381

>Still no new lewd draws of Runya
This is outright criminal. Snap snap, drawfags. Get on it! Your sleepy goat queen demands it

>> No.23729418

>>23729381
Runya will never be for lewd.

>> No.23729424

kinda want to make a dragon fursona desu

>> No.23729435 [DELETED] 

>>23729381
Runya was specifically designed for lewd

>> No.23729447

>>23729418
runya has a tail so she is included in my desire for more MG art of tail lifting genital presentation

>> No.23729471

>>23729418
Runya was specifically designed for lewd

>> No.23729484

>>23723733
To be completely fair, there are at least three writers who actually deserve that response.

>> No.23729502

>>23729471
Why would you go on the internet just to tell lies anon?

>> No.23729539

>>23729502
any girl with a tail and a butthole is for lewd

>> No.23729553

>>23729502
'Tis not a lie. 'Tis a warning

>> No.23729568 [SPOILER] 
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23729568

Rat MGs have GOT TO GO!

>> No.23729591

>>23729568
god lizards are so hot

>> No.23729603

>>23729568
no way dude
http://imgbox.com/0oyD9l96

>> No.23729633

>>23729568
What does Sobek the Spermlord have to do with rats?

>> No.23729650

>>23729603
holy shit man.

>> No.23729658

>>23729633
the rats stole all his cum

>> No.23729674
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23729674

>>23723052
I agree

>> No.23729691

what monsters are secretly high power levels? I think yetis are more dangerous than they seem.

>> No.23729695

>>23729658
god damn horny rats stealing all of the cum

>> No.23729701

>>23729674
10/10 would impregnate.

>> No.23729703
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23729703

>>23729691
Do not mess with the Fae

>> No.23729705

>>23729471
Things Runya is For:
Cuddles
Kisses
Hugs
Tucking in.
Taking her to a nice place so she can have fun, like a park.
Assisting with her studies.
Cheering up.

Things Runya is not for.
Sex.

>> No.23729724

>>23729705
The more she gets denied lewd art. The more depraved said art will be when I commission it.

>> No.23729728

>>23729703
I'd stuff them in my pants

>> No.23729737

>>23729724
She already has the blowjob picture. That is all I'm allowing you.

>> No.23729742

dragon

>> No.23729747

>>23729691
The majority of succs, as well as yuki-onna and living dolls are actually mini-boss tier in power.

>> No.23729757

>>23729568
There is literally nobody in here who isn't a furfaggot of some kind who likes Skaven, anon.

>> No.23729768

>>23729197
I would contest that statement with the vanilla lamia.

>> No.23729785
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23729785

>>23729737
She needs penetration of her vaginal and anal cavities. Impregnation with the former.

>> No.23729791

>>23729633
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lizardmen

TL;DR: race of Aztec dinos riding dinosaurs that dogmatically follow the program of an ancient race of elder beings that have left the planet, which is repell chaos and kill everything that falls to chaos. Given that Skaven (ratmen) are the product of an eldar chaos demon, they kinda are mortal enemies.

>> No.23729800

>>23729424
>quote from a lowly lizard woman after getting passed up for a dragon for the fifth time

>> No.23729818
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23729818

>>23729747
>Majority of Succ

Doubt.jpg

>> No.23729842

>>23729800
>Lizardgirl has a complex about having to train her whole life to become a well respected and high level warrior yet still being weaker than her dragon friend who has never trained a day in her life and just sleeps in her gold hoard most days.

>> No.23729889

>>23729818
Regular succs are only low level if they were a natural born succ, or a lesser succ. By the time they reach true succ status, they have a good amount of power.
Watch out for Alice succs, they may look cute, but they are strong enough to throw Jabberwocks like a football.

>> No.23729940

>>23729705
Things Runya is for
>cockslapping her when she's trying to read
>grabbing her horns and face fucking her
>finishing in her mouth without saying a word
>pushing her down and prone boning her as she asks what's gotten into you
>telling her she deserves love too and you're going to make her your woman

>> No.23729960

>>23729889
This. Most succs are extremely dangerous if you want to avoid getting waifued, or are saving yourself for another species but without a specific individual in mind.

Access to charm magic means they are already at a distinct advantage. If they sense weakness in your resolve, they won't hesitate to strike. After that, you may find an attacking succubus rather... persuasive...

>> No.23730009

>>23729747
>living dolls are actually mini-boss tier in power
Explain.

>> No.23730020

>>23729284
Her wings shrunk after she was beat.

>> No.23730035

>>23729757
I had to double-check I wasn't in the Total War thread for a second

>> No.23730040

>>23730020
That's no good, I already find her tail pathetic but she doesn't have majestic wings either?

>> No.23730042

>>23730009
Living dolls are similar to a succubus in power
>Both hold large amounts of demonic energy, so much that it leaks out and takes effect on people who are nearby
>Both have a natural charm that will break their targets will to resist, with the succ's charm being faster but easier to resist, and the doll's being a long-term exposure that is already set in by the time they attack

>> No.23730044

>>23729757
>>23730035
Isn’t that where the “I will now buy your game” meme came from?

>> No.23730058

>>23730040
They seem to be missing completely here >>23729818

>> No.23730073
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23730073

I corrupted the cute shrine maiden and now she is out for revenge!

>> No.23730076

>>23730044
No that was a meme about how shit like Murenase Shiiton Gakuen! and other series tend to show sexual dimorphism by having the males be furries and the females be kemonomimi.

ACTUAL female Skaven in the fluff are literally breeders, and I don't mean the cute kind of shit either, I'm talking about massively grotesque, burdeningly stupid rats the size of cows/trucks who's sole purpose is to pop out as many babies as possible.

>> No.23730110

>>23730073
By raping you?

>> No.23730116

>>23730058
Dropped

>> No.23730156

>>23730110
Beating and then violent rape. I would need an incubus's body to endure it. And then marriage

>> No.23730163

>>23730073
She'll calm down after some dick

>> No.23730216
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>>23729691
There's nothing stopping a Yeti with heart pupils and cuddlesex on her mind, if she wants hugs she's going to break your door down and get a hug

>> No.23730220
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23730220

Are you prepared?

>> No.23730271

>>23730220
gonna parry her attack and use my CQC knowledge to cuddle the tsun out of her until she's as meek as a bee

>> No.23730299

>>23730220
But I already have a hornet problem!

>> No.23730335

>>23729889
On the other hand, non-Wonderland Alice don't know that they CAN do that.

>> No.23730375

>>23730220
For her artwork upgrade?

>> No.23730382

>>23730073
She's going to make you take responsibility the traditional way.

>> No.23730391
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23730391

>>23730220

>> No.23730418 [SPOILER] 
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23730418

Cursed swords are powerful but dangerous weapons. Keep them heavily secured.

>> No.23730429

>>23730156
>Pushing you to the ground, the pissed formerly human shrine maiden leers at you.
>"You thought it would be funny to just corrupt me and run didn't you? It's too late to beg, I'm going to punish you"
>Dropping down, she rips off your pants and hangs her head over yours.
>"So I'm going to rape you. No I'm going to fucking defile you. I'll do it until every inch of you is sore and bruised. I'll make you wish you didn't have these fat nuts, because I'm going until they're shriveled and dry and you can't get it up anyway."
>"I'll make sure everyone knows what you are, a weak horny little creature that reeks of shrine maiden pussy because she punishes him everyday for what he did"
>"Yes, everyday, I'll never stop. You'll never touch another woman again, because I'll always be there."
>"Now do what all you Incubi are good for and get ready. This is just the start"

>> No.23730528

>>23730429
Hot as fuck. Gonna start a family with the cute dark shrine maiden!

>> No.23730681

>>23730220
>6' tall hornet girls paralyzing me with their sting before taking me to their hive
>their venom also contain potent aphrodisiac
my body isn't ready

>> No.23730706

>>23730528
>She sighs as she rubs her growing belly.
>"Guess I should have expected this. If you shoot enough bullets, one of them of them is bound to land at some point"
>"But this doesn't change anything. I'm still watching you, and raising a daughter might redeem you. I'll make sure you're a great father or else"

>> No.23730719

>>23729072
She wasn't really interested anon, the tanuki was just trying to rush you. Classic high-pressure sales tactic.

>> No.23730726

When you think about it MGs are just marginally better than standard women. You should stick it into one only if you're a lifelong coomer, or desperate for intimacy. In the end, dignified solitude is the true ending, MGEverse or not.

>> No.23730754
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>>23730429
I partially like the idea of something similar happening with my own nun waifu.

>> No.23730781
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23730781

>>23730706
It wouldn't stop with just one daughteru

>> No.23730817

>>23730726
>Top 10 phrases said just before being surprise-married

>> No.23730825

>>23730781
>Spacejin
I love his girls it's just...well you probably already know.

>> No.23730832

>>23730220
they are just misunderstood, they would not have to be so violent and forceful if the bee sluts were not snatching up all the willing men. Also desperatly need an art update.

>> No.23730836

>>23730781
She might say it's because it is way too expensive to keep buying protection, but she does seem awfully satisfied whenever you cum inside.

>>23730825
Me too. Tall busty girls and the way he draws faces? Yes. That other thing? No.

>> No.23730838

>>23730418
delet this pic, it is wrong and bad to look at, they're not even sheathed correctly ffs

>> No.23730852

>>23730726
>marginally
that's some pretty large margins you got there man.

>> No.23730863

>>23730825
Oh I know. Not really my thing either, but I like his designs. Though I imagine you could make that kind of abuse outright pleasurable if you were an incubus

>>23730836
>She might say it's because it is way too expensive to keep buying protection, but she does seem awfully satisfied whenever you cum inside.
She'll be my angry breeding sow

>> No.23730897

>>23730754
>stern mamono nun jerking you off while calling you a "weak horny little creature"
This fuels my boner.

>> No.23730910
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23730910

>>23730838
Swords are meant to be seen, not swung.

>> No.23730942

>>23730863
It might be hard to care for all them, but its the best outcome. Instead of you running around assaulting women or getting raped by them, she's turning you into a producer of shrine maidens.

>> No.23730949

>>23730863
>Though I imagine you could make that kind of abuse outright pleasurable if you were an incubus
I can deal with fondling and maybe a little light squeezing but nothing more.

>> No.23730965

>>23730942
>shrine maiden daughterus traveling around helping out villages ect
Cute!

>> No.23731001

>>23729691
Arch imp and familar love that subversive role.

>> No.23731029

>>23730073
Wear a cup.

>> No.23731048

>>23730910
i want to rape mythra

>> No.23731051

>>23730429
>>23730706
Does she keep on violently draining you when you lose consciousness/fall asleep, or does she show her softer side?
>"How can a guilty beast look so innocent when he's sleeping? Maybe I'll join him."

>> No.23731062

>>23730897
So a nun that retains her old values as a human?

>> No.23731087

>>23731051
She'll probably be cuddling with you in her sleep. Just don't let her notice you woke up earlier than her.

>> No.23731124

>>23731051
She needs her rest too. Time to clean herself up, maybe get a meal or nap with you before she needs to go again.

>> No.23731157

I don't know how bad it is to accidentally let out that I'm into muscular women within earshot of a large group of vanilla succs.

>> No.23731165

>>23730965
Ironic, isn't it? A wicked man like you single-handily ensuring a holy bloodline will grow.

>> No.23731175

>>23729691
Elementals and Trumparts both can be at any level from "basic enemy" (pure elementals, 2-ranks) to "postgame secret boss" (fully realized dark elementals, ace-ranks).

>> No.23731181

>>23731157
Probably more dangerous than me voicing my preference for moderate, unassuming, girl-next-door types.

>> No.23731183
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23731183

>>23722959

>> No.23731211

>>23731157
>A thrilling tale of man's desire, and monstergirls who were up for the challenge
>Coming soon to theatres near you: Succs on Steroids - Get Fit or Get Out!

>> No.23731261

>>23731062
>old values as a human
Not outright, but kinda

>> No.23731264

Why is coming up with a beginning and end for a story so easy yet the middle is way harder

>> No.23731304

>>23731165
Genious treachery. Improving a holy bloodline and having it serve a new master. Getting a cute wife and daughterus is the most important part though

>> No.23731322

>>23731264
I have the opposite problem.

>> No.23731334

>>23729791
What does this decadent autism have to do with Egyptian mythological figures?

>> No.23731339

>>23731181
Yours sounds like it can't backfire too badly.
>>23731211
I'm not a haremfag and choosing the "winner" would be difficult, and I'm afraid I wouldn't get much choice if they made a deal to just share me.

>> No.23731352

>>23731261
Kinda?

>> No.23731353

>>23731339
One will be buried in puss, the other in pies. The latter should make sure he doesn't get fat, though.

>> No.23731363

>>23731339
Imagine getting not-swarmed by a collection of glasses and sundress wearing girls-next-door who never quite make contact with you, just stare wistfully off into the distance beside you and hoping you notice them.

>> No.23731397

>>23731352
It depends on what you mean. She is still a mamono

>> No.23731425

>>23731339
I'd have a lot of "coincidental" run-ins with "plain-looking" succs in sweaters and skirts or sundresses or other cute outfits, and there'd be a bit of a competition amongst them for subtle seduction. Especially once they start picking up on my other kinks.

>>23731353
It's okay, I don't eat much anyways, and demon realm foods aren't likely to be fattening. The only part of me likely to swell is my cock.

>> No.23731463

>>23731363
>>23731425
Both of these are still cute.

>> No.23731482

Why dont mamomo capture human women and promise not to turn them in exchange for being surrogate moms to get new males?
Say yes they stay human say no they get succ'd

>> No.23731496

>>23731482
Ah yes... the "cradles".
Human farms, as I call them!

>> No.23731513

>>23731397
As in they're justifying their new lust with their old views. You know "You're a perverted beast, so I have to take care of you"

>> No.23731526

>>23731482
It's not necessarily a promise they can keep, for one. Plus, I think that would require keeping unincubized males around too, so...

>> No.23731558

>>23731463
>go to a cafe
>three succs "happen" to show up and sit with me
>one trying to appeal to my fetishes by yawning and "accidentally" falling asleep on me
>one trying to appeal to my fetishes by acting jealous of the others
>one trying to appeal to my fetishes by "secretly" "awkwardly" touching herself
>the persisting competition over me is just to satisfy a kink of mine
>they all know that I'm down for harems, and need multiple girls to satisfy some of my kinks

>> No.23731643

centaurs are Greek monsters
onis and crow tengu are Japanese monsters
redcap and werewolves are English monsters
kikimoras are Russian monsters
anubis and pharaohs are Egyptian monsters
What are succubi?

>> No.23731662

Remember, if you sit alone anywhere monsters will come and try and talk to you.

>> No.23731664

>>23731643
Jewish.

>> No.23731677

>>23731662
>cu sith comes and tries to talk to you

>> No.23731678

>>23731662
>lineup outside the alcove under the stairs for class presidents, delinquents, teachers and school nurses to try their luck with the nerd eating lunch alone

>> No.23731710

>>23731678
>Anon thinks no monster would want him since they never approach him and he always eats lunch alone
>In fact it's because so many monsters are trying to get with him they keep messing up each others attempts

>> No.23731714

>>23731643
West European medieval folklore derived from Jewish tradition influenced by Babylonian wind spirits.
Succs are just a variant of Sylph.

>> No.23731718
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23731718

Foxes are deceivers and thieves, not gods! They should be treated as such!

>> No.23731787

>>23731718
They can be both you know.
And that’s just a one-tail.

>> No.23731802

>>23731677
Would still pat

>> No.23731809

>>23731513
>You know "You're a perverted beast, so I have to take care of you"
Oh yes

>> No.23731877
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23731877

>>23722959

>> No.23731883

>>23731643
>What are succubi?
Love.

>> No.23731907
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23731907

>>23731883
The blessed wives of mankind

>> No.23731929

>>23731677
Don't be mean to the heckin pupperino

>> No.23731931

>>23723076
yes

>> No.23731945

>>23731907
I'm longer a momma's boy,
,she made me a momma's man.

>> No.23731969

>>23731710
>Anon once tries to ask the class president something about the class matters
>she blushes and can't look him in the eyes
>can barely get a single word out and her heart is pounding like crazy
>panics and runs to the restroom
>"Damn, I knew she can't stand me, but she could have at least answered my question."

>> No.23731972

>>23731558
>visit succ neighbor
>walk in on all eight of my succ girlfriends masturbating together
>some blush and cover up
>one pushes me down and schlicks in my face "so I don't think about other girls"

>> No.23732015

>>23731513
>"You're a perverted beast, so I have to take care of you"
Reminds me of my waifu, although she wouldn't call me a beast unless I get my switch flipped.

>> No.23732020
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23732020

Have a thing.

>> No.23732028
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23732028

>>23731718
It's a human's responsibility to fuck fox girls so they have no time for being evil.

>> No.23732039

>>23731969
Poor Class President. She's so cool until she sees that shy nerd Anon.

>> No.23732065

>>23731969
>girls keep asking Anon to "tutor" them, probably only want him to do their homework for them
>hellhound scares off anybody who tries to sit with Anon at lunch and runs off whenever he asks her why
>the teachers must think he is stupid because they always keep him after class for extra credit
High School is suffering.

>> No.23732083

>>23732020
I think we need to take away the sugar from miss- lich.

>> No.23732090

>>23732028
Can I have a smaller-breasted fox to suppress?

>> No.23732092

>>23732028
Ancient evil can't be evil if she's too busy raising our kids!

>> No.23732093

>>23732015
What species is she?

>> No.23732099

>>23723970
>Way I understand it is most writefags either stopped or left for greener pastures.
Mostly stopped due to crippling self doubt, a bout of alcoholism, and just overthinking story elements or relying too heavily on purple prose. Don't necessarily have any greener pastures to go to.

>> No.23732104

>>23732090
Evil does come in many forms and all...

>> No.23732114
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23732114

It's Friday MUTHAFUCKAS
Here's a question for the waifu crowd:

What's something incredibly lewd that your waifu does or has done to you. Doesn't matter if it was to turn you on or finishe you off.
Just something that really got you panting with lust, ready to ravage her or be ravaged by her.

>> No.23732133

>>23732114
Bring our daughters into the room and telling them all whoever rides better than her gets a daughter of their own.

>> No.23732142

>>23732020
She seems scary.

>> No.23732168

>>23731677
I choose to believe cu siths becomes kobolds

>> No.23732193

>>23732114
I wish I could know if I had a waifu(s) or not.

>> No.23732203

>>23732114
Spiked my drink with dopel potion and had her friend tie her to the bed in the other room before I drank it

>> No.23732211

>>23732114
CLACK

>> No.23732218

>>23732020
she looks cute. i wanna pet her

>> No.23732219

>>23732142
She's an honor student that has a modelling gig. Every boy thinks she's out of their league, and every girl thinks she must be a slut.

>> No.23732228

>>23732090
mana is stored in the breasts, so if you want a small-breasted fox you'll have to drain ALL the mana

>> No.23732235

>>23732228
Fuck you and fuck your kinks. I'm not dealing with oppai or lactation.

>> No.23732241

>>23732028
Gonna unseal this dangerous fox

>> No.23732270

>>23732241
Good idea. If you free her she'll probably be happy and give you a reward.

>> No.23732271

hey guys, remember to bring a drink when going to your sabbath's black mass. don't drink anything at the black mass because there's a large possibility that it's spiked/drugged. those lolis sure can get pretty wild, don't they?

>> No.23732282
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23732282

What's the punishment for kidnapping a dragon? Also assume that this isn't the first offense

>> No.23732294

>>23732282
What's the punishment for evading Wurms?

>> No.23732295

>>23732270
Several litters of kits is a reward?

>> No.23732299

>>23732294
>What's the punishment for evading Wurms?
Sad wurms. That's all the punishment any man should ever need.

>> No.23732311

So, what's up with wurm?

>> No.23732346

>>23723695
I'm not gone. Writing a short story right now, maybe I'll make it longer who knows.

>> No.23732357

>>23732299
Sad mamono are inevitable.

>> No.23732365

>>23732295
Well obviously

>> No.23732380

>>23732282
for kidnapping a simple dragon? around two years in jail, up to four for repeat offences. the wardens there can get a little hands-on, so be careful.

for kidnapping a dragon princess? lifetime house arrest, plus the princess's hand in mariage for managing to pull off a heist like that. if you produce some heirs with the princess, they might release you from arrest on parole, so you could take her (and the heirs) on vacation every now and again

>> No.23732383
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23732383

I dunno which sounds gets my cum pumping faster, her moans or the sound of the siphoning and gulping of her tail

>> No.23732389

>>23723290
I went on an adventure to area where my favorite species are supposed to be and asked them to join my harem

>> No.23732391

>>23732365
Really? She keeps calling it my penance for being foolish enough to unseal an "ancient evil." I'm not sure what she's referring to, but it may be related to that time I showed her that you can put blueberries in pancakes.

>> No.23732406

>>23732294
A life on the run

>> No.23732418
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23732418

>>23732383
>When her tail is so big she gulps your head, using it as a way to restrain you as she rides your dick cowgirl style
Hope you like the smell and taste of tailpussy

>> No.23732431

>>23732406
I just need to find a different mamono first.

>> No.23732435

>>23732418
not him but what does it smell and taste like?

>> No.23732439

>>23732435
That's something none of us will ever know

>> No.23732442

>>23732391
Just calmly remind her that she isn't supposed to talk like that in front of the children.

>> No.23732459

>>23732418
>Dormouse wife's somnomancy gives her a phantom manticore tail sometimes
>her aggressiveness with it is unusually high; could be pent-up lust
>get to watch the cum it milks slide into her ass
>when she doesn't hold it in the tailpussy and bukkake herself

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23732472

>>23732114
For me, any sign of self-worship from my Dear Wife sends me positively batty like a Wuhan government lab! Self-spanking, hefting her own breasts, commenting on her ridiculous curves, or asking the classic 'does this outfit make my ass/tits/thighs/lips/hips look big?' is enough to get me stuttering and rearing to serve!

>> No.23732479

>>23732114
She knows my weaknesses far too well, so she has to get inventive to keep things from getting too samey.

One tactic is to fuck with my head just a bit. Like making it so I constantly feel her teasing my body all over. And I mean all over. And in every way possible. Lithe fingers running over my chest and through my hair. Her breath against my neck. Her voice whispering in my ear. The pressure of her breasts against my back, my face, my groin. Her warm hands in my own hands, or around my... you get the idea

And she can set it up so it all intensifies while looking at her. She can just be minding her own business, sitting with me at lunch, trying to have a normal conversation that isn't the least bit sexual.

Meanwhile, I'm gasping for breath and thinking I'm going insane.

>> No.23732513

>>23732442
It's the kind of thing whispered or cackled in the bedroom and screamed in front of the midwife. Only not actually, because MAMONO MANA.

>> No.23732522

>>23732114
My Trumpart wife will use her biomancy to emulate Roper parasitization, and give me the full view of the process, while toying with her nice, small chest lumps and nice, small bum with her tentacles.
My Dormouse wife's somnomancy gives her a phantasmal Oomukade or Lamia tail to coil me up and force me into lewd cuddles.
My Mindflayer wife and Doppelganger wife will team up - the Flayer implants a girl into my mind to allow the Doppelganger to take a new, clean, human form, and then encourages me to turn into the tentacle parasite and infect her as I please and corrupt her.

>> No.23732528

If a man journeys into monster girl territory with a certain species in mind will other species interfere

>> No.23732534

>>23732472
Who’s the artist of this pic?

>> No.23732547

>>23732534
Slush

>> No.23732553
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23732553

>taimanin asagi but in MGE
how would it work?

>> No.23732560

>>23732528
Unless he's got a mana marker or is 100% repulsed by every other type of girl there, yes.

>> No.23732571

>>23732553
All I know is that I need not!yukukaze without the orc and ntr baggage. That design's too good to waste.

>> No.23732574

>>23732528
In most cases they'll let the man go, but only after getting "energy" out of him.

>> No.23732590

>>23732553
It could work but you would also have to rework a lot of the stuff to the point where you're mostly just dealing with the same characters in a similar-ish situation but everything else is different.
I think the main question is "what can we keep?" and once you have that figured out the rest is fairly easy.
Character design and personality? Yes.
The insane amount of orc rape? No, not really.
Story line? Kinda, with some work.
The NTR bondage stuff that sometimes pops up? Well, removing that would actually just improve it so yeah.

>> No.23732665

>>23729484
>another Anon who has an axe to grind with a writer who didn't play along with his favorite trope
Who are the three you're talking about, anyways?

>> No.23732668

>>23732547
I can’t seem to find them

>> No.23732672

>>23732114
Just watching my queen's belly swell up with child or cum is a sure-fire turn on for me. It's hard to control myself! The lewdest thing she actively does is simply kiss me. Feeling her warm lips on mine, her desperate sighs spilling out between every hot breath, the sour yet pleasant taste of her saliva as our tongues wrestle between our teeth; I can't imagine anything more intimate and lewd. A simple kiss is enough to make me beg for more! Luckily it works both ways.

>> No.23732676

>>23732668
slush5244

>> No.23732711

>>23732472
Blessed

>> No.23732736

>it’s your Elf wife’s birthday
>the kids are with their grandparents
>and you two have the whole weekend (and house) to yourselves
>which is why you’re in the bathroom right now currently coloring your entire body green like you’re going to Packers game
>every inch of you is green
>your wife made sure of that
>as you finish putting in your fake tusks you look at yourself in the mirror
>all green and in a bear fur loincloth
>you chug the doppel potion and feel funny as three more of you suddenly fill the tiny bathroom you added to your bedroom for some peace from the kids
>you each look at one another and take a deep breath
>”Showtime.”

>> No.23732781

Remember that learning magic from a high elf is not so much a test of skill as it is patience.

>> No.23732782

>>23732522
And, for less specific, more general things:
Whenever my Trumpart wife's eyes light up - and literally heart pupil - when she has a new idea for something to try out, and she starts audibly dripping to alert me to her arousal.
When my Dormouse wife, in her sleep, positions her posterior in my face. This can happen while I'm standing, even.
When my Doppelganger wife pretends to be an Order investigator who's accidentally stumbled into our lab, and is so turned on that she can't help but succumb to her sinful urges and pleasure herself.
When my Mindflayer wife tells me she has a snack for me and reveals her panties were an illusion, or brings one of our other wives, hypnotized and grooling in blissful anticipation.

>> No.23732800
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>> No.23732830

>>23732665
Without getting into specifics, NegaWalker/MachineAnon/ThatBollocksWriter.

>> No.23732832

>>23732782
You...
You have some good tastes, Anon.

>> No.23732839

>>23732114
She forces my face into her fluff collar and holds me there for a few seconds. After I fill my lungs with lovely H'Orc smell, her body completely relaxes, ready for the intense breeding that is about to happen.

>> No.23732845

>>23732830
>Bollocks
Haven't heard that name in a long time.
Either you're some poser pretending to be and oldfag, or you completely forgot about Bob

>> No.23732891

>>23732845
>Haven't heard that name in a long time.
He's still here despite pretending not to be, his post style is really obvious and when called out on it he tends to bitch in places.

>> No.23732941

>>23732800
That's really good

>> No.23732949

>>23732800
Reminds me of fighting games

>> No.23732991

>>23732676
Thanks

>> No.23732999

>>23732941
Agreed!

>>23732949
Its a KoF XIII.

>> No.23733157

powerful macho anal pounding on a poor familiar's puny tight virgin butthole!

>> No.23733208
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Introducing Wights to rhythm games and watching her fail!

>> No.23733255

>>23733208
Wights shouldn't be allowed inside arcades. They use their ectoplasm arms to reach into the claw machine games and steal all the prizes.

>> No.23733259
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23733259

Well I finally went ahead and made one, tell me what you think.

Also for the sake of argument, Does best goddess count as a monstergirl?

>> No.23733310

>>23733259
>Well I finally went ahead and made one, tell me what you think.
I would move some of them around, but other than that, it's acceptable.
>Also for the sake of argument, Does best goddess count as a monstergirl?
No, Aqua does not count as a monster girl.

>> No.23733314

>>23733255
Arcade managers will need to be on the lookout for that, along with Gremlins hacking the machines and various delinquents hanging out and causing a ruckus without spending any money.

>> No.23733317

>>23733259
>Akaname meido
>She wakes you up by slipping her tongue down your pants and wrap it around your member

>> No.23733320

>>23733208
I want to find an undead empire based on Rome!

>> No.23733322

>>23733259
where's grem

>> No.23733327

>>23733320
Rome belongs to the Wolves!

>> No.23733358

>>23733327
The undead legions won't break!
After all, what sort of idiot would split their empire between two siblings?

>> No.23733386

>>23733259
I gotta say, I like that last category. Mayandere, mmmmm

>> No.23733421

>>23732845
>Spoiler
No, I just don't care enough.

>> No.23733433

>>23733314
>>23733255
>Wights stealing from crane games
Somewhere, a thousand wights just gasped in outrage. One rubbed her chin with two different hands.

>> No.23733512
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23733512

Do girls with tails have to go to special shops to buy clothes with holes in them or do they cut those themselves ?

>> No.23733554
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23733554

Yippie yi yaaaay
Yippie yi ohhhhh

>> No.23733569
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23733569

>>23733433

>> No.23733577

i want to tell a holst i have lactose intolerance

>> No.23733583
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>> No.23733586

>>23733433
>Why did she resort to stealing prizes when she has enough money to buy the whole machine? How scandalous!

>> No.23733612

>>23733586
She's been watching a lot of heist movies recently.

>> No.23733624

>>23733433
>Ditsy and newly Wighted, she just thought the machine was broken and not a game

>> No.23733645

>>23733577
She'd be fine with that. By applying similar logic to how pollen allergy interacts with Alraune pollen, lactose intolerance just causes Holst milk to turn you on more.
A Holst would be more disappointed by the fact that I genuinely don't like milk.

>> No.23733753

>>23732845
spread your cheeks, it's time for cat penis

>> No.23733843

Horny, pregnant Kikimora triplets.

>> No.23733853

>>23733512
Do beastmen have the same etiquette Succubi do when it comes to tails?
What if you just walk up and grab it?

>> No.23733862

>>23732891
No real point in trying to hide anymore, now is there, Anon.

>> No.23733888

>>23733843
as in little girl kikis?
isn't that wrong for little girls to get pregnant and also wrong to be horny?

>> No.23733903

>>23733843
If they're Nav tier THICK then I'm going all in.

>> No.23733917

Spending all day unable to escape from a Shog's tits!

>> No.23733941
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23733941

>>23722959

>> No.23733966

>>23733888
jubjubs are so horny that the decide to stop developing into a creature of flesh and blood to become a slime so they can have sex with the nearby man right this instant

>> No.23733976

>>23733941
CUTE

>> No.23734031

>>23733941
Yeah alright. Wouldn't have minded the inside of the tail looking a bit more fiery.

>> No.23734039

>>23733941
I want her to do so many lewd things to me.

>> No.23734043

>>23733966
I wonder if loli jubjubs get a complex about not being horny enough.

>> No.23734059

>>23733941
needs ushi, ocelomeh, and black harpy

>> No.23734106

>>23733941
Very dangerous!

>> No.23734129

Since MGE works on JRPG mechanics, waifufags, what would your wife's/wives' boss fight be like? If a haremfag, would they function as a gauntlet, a team fight, or something more like a SRPG?

>> No.23734139

>>23734129
mine is a QTE!

>> No.23734140

>>23734129
I'm an escort quest

>> No.23734152

>>23733917
>"Quarantine~ Quarantine~ Quarantine~"

>> No.23734179
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23734179

>>23722959

>> No.23734193

>>23734179
But you're drunk.

>> No.23734198
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>>23734152

>> No.23734199

I trust all mofus

>> No.23734207

>>23734199
For me it's only foxes. I don't trust nukis or squirrels.

>> No.23734214

>>23734179
Man, Snow Foxes sure are strange.

>> No.23734274
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>>23734207
What dont you trust about this?

>> No.23734297

>>23734179
Oh no, the Russian Nightmare Squat!

>> No.23734298

I want to trick a hellhound into raping me.

>> No.23734320

>>23734199
Mofu exists, I guess.

>> No.23734336
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23734336

>>23722959
Where is your god now?

>> No.23734346
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23734346

>>23734199

>> No.23734369
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23734369

>"Nice work..."
>"You big dumb cutie..."

>> No.23734372

>>23734274
A fox told me not to, and since foxes are completely trustworthy that means there's certainly a good reason behind it.

>> No.23734390

>>23734336
what's with all these monsters getting infected with the rape virus and becoming part hellhound? what's next? a hellhound-alice?

>> No.23734430
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>>23734372
This fox(?) says to trust squirrels!

>> No.23734431

>>23734199
The only good mofu is a well groomed mofu.

>> No.23734433

What's the best way to get raped by a momster hellhound?

>> No.23734437

>>23734179
But I don’t like vodka!

>> No.23734454

>>23734433
>find her old modeling photos
>find her lingerie she bought for her honeymoon that never came 20 years ago
>find her shrine to you in her closet
Any one of these things will get you in Hellhound momster pants.

>> No.23734466
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23734466

>>23734390
>what's next? a hellhound-alice?
Now that I think about it, Hellalice makes too much sense.

>> No.23734477
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23734477

It’s historically proven that wolves make the best moms, but does this talent child rearing also include heckhound and kobolds?

>> No.23734478

>>23734199
except for some
nookies because they're greedy
ratas because they're fake news
foxes because they're dangerous

>> No.23734496
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23734496

>>23733941
>>23734336
>>23734390
>>23734466
Hellice Houndell

>> No.23734518

>>23734477
Are you referring to the wolf that raised Romulus and Remus?

>> No.23734534

>>23733853
Succubus tails are an erogenous zone.

>>23733941
>>23734336
>>23734496
What has Gremlin science done?

>> No.23734540

>>23734478
>ratas because they're fake news
What MG should we trust to bring us the news every night?

>> No.23734549
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23734549

>>23734534
>What has Gremlin science done?
Some nice things.

>> No.23734556

>>23734549
>With a body like this, Anon can't HELP but lock eyes on you!

>> No.23734580

>>23734540
Order of Omnipotence propagan-er i mean Official Letter of Recent Conditions and Occurrences!

>> No.23734585

>>23734549
Gonna make an honest woman outta Frankenstein’s monstergirl.

>> No.23734597

>>23734585
I'm going to buy chocolate

>> No.23734603

I wish I had a nine-tailed fox for a mother.

>> No.23734615
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23734615

Ice can burn just like any flame, so be careful what you ask her

>> No.23734656

>>23734615
I want to squeeze her thighs

>> No.23734703

>>23734615
Can I ask her to end me?

>> No.23734704

>>23734615
Once, my dear Dormouse dreamed herself as a Tsurara. I could see, by the spectral spires surrounding her eye. The tricky part was dodging the spectral tea-cicles she was flinging around haphazardly. At least, until my treasured Trumpart started catching them in cups!

>> No.23734717

>>23734615
i poured salt on ice and then held it in my hand

>> No.23734754

>>23734129
Each of them would have a different style:
>High Orc
She has the most endurance of my wives, as well as being the only one who served in the DLA. Her fight would be similar to a fight in Sekiro, with her and the opponent trading and avoiding blows until one of them falls.
>Living Doll
The one with the highest concentration of demonic energy, and possibly the scariest one of the group. Direct combat seems like it would be a pain in the ass, so just wait her out like The End from Metal Gear.
>Succ twins
Corrupted by the doll wife, these two always work as a team. Their fight would be a mix between the Ornstein and Smough fight and the Gwyndolin fight. Both keep their distance, casting spells at the opponent. If one of them is defeated, the other will inherit their power, and attempt to finish the enemy off with their boost in power.

>> No.23734832

I can't pick a waifu, what MG would be best for a cripplingly indecisive man?

>> No.23734837
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23734837

>>23734703
Not so fast, she has to have her way with you first

>> No.23734899

>>23734832
Doppelganger

>> No.23734914

>>23734832
Skinwalker monster girl. She can change her form into any of the beastmen, and is very talented in witchcraft!

>> No.23734920

>>23734837
That's fine, so long as she makes good on ending me afterwards.

>> No.23734927

if each mg represented a genre of music.

>> No.23734953

>>23734899
>>23734914
Not indecisive like that. I blue screen when faced with (non-work) decisions. I need a girl who will make choices for me but not be a cunt about it. I am tired of carrying around a six sided die with me everywhere.

>> No.23734970
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23734970

>>23734953
>I am tired of carrying around a six sided die with me everywhere.

>> No.23734979

>>23734953
Bring 2d10

>> No.23734981
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23734981

>>23734953
In that case, this flayer could help you make up your mind!

>> No.23734983

>>23734953
Shirohebi

>> No.23734985

>>23734981
>"Your indecisiveness was delicious!"

>> No.23734989

>>23734953
You can leave decisions to your wife if you marry an Amazoness or a Dark Elf.
If you're not into hard femdom, pick a maid like Kikimora or Shoggoth that knows what's best for her master, or a smart monstergirl like Hakutaku.

>> No.23734990

>>23734970
Don't bully me

>> No.23735089

>>23734990
Too bad nerd.

>> No.23735126
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23735126

Reminder that lolis make for the best kissu-sluts.

>> No.23735135
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23735135

Had a dream about a holst showing off her butt in tight jeans.

>> No.23735140

>>23734390
Can't be as bad as having part Hellhound Chaos monsters

>> No.23735209

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember dormice are surprisingly alert creatures despite being asleep.
In fact, its said that sneaking up on them is harder than sneaking up on an elf!
Thats why you should hire a dormouse to warn you of incoming danger.

>> No.23735216
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23735216

>Vampire boss invites me over for dinner to talk about my new promotion
>Zombie maid mixes up my and vampire’s glasses
>Get mouthful of blood
>Most likely human blood on top of that
>Vamire boss apologizes and switches glasses so I wash out the taste of pennies
>Take mouthful to wash out it out but it’s another glass of blood
>Feel even sicker and spit it back into the glass
>Rush to bathroom to wash my mouth
>Think I’ll just use this as an excuse to go home
>Peer into dining room to see vampire boss drinking from same glass I did
>Lovingly licks the rim and savors the drink like she was tasting pure ambrosia
>Get sinking feeling she’s not gonna let me go home that easily
How do I escape her manor without being fired?

>> No.23735241

>>23735216
Why did both glasses have blood?

>> No.23735245

>>23735135
>holst showing off her butt in tight jeans.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1588996546856.webm

>> No.23735276
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>>23735135
Lewd cows are the best kind of cows!
>>23735216
Be honest, tell her you feel ill and need to use her lap as a pillow until you feel better.

>> No.23735303
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23735303

>"all I said was you're cute, do you really have to tr-"
>"SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND BREED ME"

>> No.23735312

>>23735126
>Waking up to Runya on your chest, feeling her hot breath as she kisses you like a thirsty Flow Kelp
This fuels my boner.

>> No.23735320

>>23735303
What happens if I say no?

>> No.23735402

>>23735126
And once again I'm reminded of the Alice dream I had a long while back
>Alice finds me asleep on the couch
>She tries waking me up by crawling on my lap and showering me with kisses
>Each time she leans forward to kiss, her nether-regions grind against my loins
>Her pace gradually quickens as her kisses become lighter and fainter pecks to the skin
>Eventually she tires out and falls asleep atop me in a tender nuzzle, her body quivering and her panties soaked
>Somehow I'm still asleep after all of this

>> No.23735479
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23735479

How come I gain evil alignment points for summoning a demon? It’s not like I’m doing anything evil beyond premarital sex, even then she already calls herself my wife, I’m not even sacrificing virgins or anything like that just using my own blood I saved up as a virgin. This wouldn’t be a problem but I live in an order town and paladins constantly harass me over seeing my evil aura. On the side note does anyone know the ritual for permanently summoning a demon, I’d ask my wife about it but I wanna keep it a surprise

>> No.23735506

>>23735320
being cummed into a hellhound

>> No.23735510

>>23735479
After the DL's conquest, "evil" is an artifact term for that alignment, as the "evil" spiritual force is now simply alignment directly to the DL.

>> No.23735532

>>23735479
I'd just get an imp with the authority to summon other imps so she doesn't get lonely.

>> No.23735535

>>23735140
>Hellhound-Shoggoth
>Hellhound-Atlach-Nacha
>Hellhound-Night Gaunt
>Hellhound-Mindflayer

>> No.23735590

>>23735535
>Hellhound-Shoggoth
becomes a living oxymoron.
>Hellhound-Atlach-Nacha
abusive relationship probably won't improve when rape is added into the mix
>Hellhound-Night Gaunt
getting dropped into rape pits doesn't sound too bad
>Hellhound-Mindflayer
this is how hellhound-ism spreads if she goes near other monsters

>> No.23735693

>>23734549
grem should team up with lenny sid and wandering school boy to create an encyclopedia about fused monsters

>> No.23735696

I couldn't think of a single Hellhound variant I'd want.

>> No.23735705

>>23735696
It's a strong flavor.

>> No.23735713

>>23735696
hellhound sahu?
hellhound kiki?
hellhound selkie?
hellhound titania?
hellhound gremlin?
hellhound lilem?

>> No.23735725

>>23735696
Hellhound Hellhound.

>> No.23735730

>>23735713
Nope. Sahu, Kiki, and Selkie are great species, but Hellhound would ruin them in hybrid.

>> No.23735742

>>23735730
ah, I see. how about this?
hellhound holstaur?
hellhound cheshire?
hellhound apophis?
hellhound kakuen?
hellhound umi osho?
hellhound cu sith?

>> No.23735858

The Sabbath grows stronger.

https://imgur.com/2iEC4yc

>> No.23735913

>>23735713
vada drew a hell sahu

>> No.23735946

>>23735742
Cheshire and Umi Osho are the only species among those I'd even like normally. Hellhound would, again, ruin them. Although a Hellhound Umi Osho would be amusing to see, at least.

>> No.23735966

>>23735858
Jesus look at that cunny

>> No.23735969
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>>23733259
Eye don't see her

>> No.23735976

>>23735858
I won't be swayed by cunny today.

>> No.23736004

>>23735969
There could be a Gazer spying on you RIGHT NOW, through one her eye stalks, which is sitting just outside your peripheral vision.

>> No.23736054
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23736054

>>23736004
I wish

>> No.23736099
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23736099

If your wife doesn't have at least 8 limbs get outta here

>> No.23736221

>>23736099
Does it count if she's only got 8 years of age?

>> No.23736262

>>23736054
I want to brush her some much!

>> No.23736306

>>23732114
eh
we're not that lewd, really
I guess the thing where she ties up her maid as a 'present' or for some kidnapping/rape roleplay is in that alley, though

>> No.23736381

>>23735858
Legitimately offputting.

>> No.23736397

>>23732114
shoving her tail in my pants for public tailjob

>> No.23736420

>>23735858
's that eroknight?
It looks a bit... uncanny for them.

>> No.23736430

>>23736420
More like uncunny dohohoho. He probably had a reference to draw from.

>> No.23736595
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23736595

Hellhound? More like fathound!

>> No.23736614

>>23736595
I wanna bully teenager hellhound.

>> No.23736620

Bapho Simulator 2020.

>> No.23736641

I'm always very suspicious with any MG that has a love heart tattooed on her cheek

>> No.23736662

>>23734430
That's a hidden cat pointing a gun at you.

>> No.23736672

>>23736641
So 100% of Cheshires?

>> No.23736676
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>>23736641
But they mean well, just come with them for a minute and they'll show you

>> No.23736758
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23736758

You're ignoring your waifu, how long until she takes drastic measures to get your attention? What does she do?

>> No.23736759

>>23736676
My waifu has trained me well!
I won't fall prey to your single-finger gloves any longer!
Have at thee!

>> No.23736771

>>23736758
She melts all of my clothes with her Acid Breath.

>> No.23736809

>>23736676
I bet pink hair is a virgin slut

>> No.23736834

>>23736758
Heavy ear molestation. One of my many weaknesses.

>> No.23736842

>>23736676
Are those tailpussies or dicktails?

>> No.23736880

>>23736842
Versatile enough to be both

>> No.23736897

>>23736758
Blasted by a number of eye rays. I'll probably end up frozen in place with heightened sensitivity. Hopefully she won't go overboard with the inevitable teasing.

Best case, she starts looking into why I was ignoring her. That fussy side of her's is super cute.

>> No.23736901

>>23736880
Well one spurts things inside you and the other gets things spurted inside it.

>> No.23736904

I'm going seduce a woman with nickleback songs

>> No.23736909

>>23736758
She's good about giving me personal space but if she gets needy she'll nuzzle up to me and kiss me.

>> No.23736921

>>23736904
>Country boy anon asking if mino-chan wants to go muddin’ and listen to nickleback
I bet all farm gals have shit taste in music

>> No.23736933

>>23736904
Depends on the song
anything other than burn it to the ground is unacceptable

>> No.23736935

>>23736672
Cheshires are inherently untrustworthy

>> No.23736949
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23736949

>>23736935
Nonsense. They are perfectly excellent guides that always take you EXACTLY where you NEED to go nyahaha...

>> No.23736982
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23736982

>>23736949
Stay away from these cats, do not trust these cats

>> No.23736988

>>23736982
You seem to have been misled. No doubt a fox is behind this...

>> No.23737042
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23737042

>>23736982
A Cheshire wouldn't let you get away...

>> No.23737051

Gazer, please help me sleep

>> No.23737078

>>23736676
I desire a succubus-type monster girl with several pleasure rune-tattoos.
Mostly due to how self-concision I am about being bad in bed and I'm fairly sure with enough runes it will even out.

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>>23737051
Work out, man!

>> No.23737127

At what point do Amazoness husbands stop trying to escape?

>> No.23737147
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23737147

what's her endgame?

>> No.23737160

>>23737127
When they successfully kill themselves.

>> No.23737169

>>23737147
Thump-thump

>> No.23737174

>>23737127
Around the time they get a taste of some roasted boar with various herbs and spices and a mug of high-quality mead as breakfast in bed following a night of snu-snu

>> No.23737228

>>23736949
>>23736982
If I had a fifth girl in my harem, she'd be a Cheshire, no doubt.

>> No.23737239

>>23737042
A Cheshire gets the lemon juice.

>> No.23737277

>>23737127
Deaht is the only escape.
And that's why I want a lich waifu.

>> No.23737283

>>23737277
>Deaht
Well I guess I should just kill myself.

>> No.23737306

>>23737277
>Anon gets claimed by their amazoness death priestess necromancer

>> No.23737322

>>23737306
She has strong mojo

>> No.23737346

>>23737306
I want to poz an entire amazoness tribe with smallpox and bulldoze their land.

>> No.23737372

>>23737322
Two giant mojo sacks too. She's a little softer than others due to less fighting and more meditation and spiritual communication.

>>23737346
Even if they weren't resistant to mere mortal ailments, with the priestess there you'd just get a tribe of undead amazons, possibly plague affiliated. In which case you'd have to watch your own hide. No one wants magical smallcox

>> No.23737470

>>23737306
I accept this fate.
Can I at least cuddle her after she revives me?

>> No.23737487
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23737487

My sword is a tool of justice, not to be used in vengeance.
But this... is not my sword!

>> No.23737512
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23737512

>>23737487
Oi! You got a loicense for that sword?

>> No.23737534

>>23737487
Bet a lot of salamanders and lizardmen have Raiden as husbando. Including pillows of him.

>> No.23737544

>>23737512
Of course not, it's not hers

>> No.23737546

>>23737127
Do I have to go to my Amazon companions village during my travels with her? Feels like I won't be allowed to leave.

>> No.23737549

>>23737470
You need to meditate together anon, you can't just be some amazon's boytoy you have duties to attend to.

Do you want to sit on her as you cuddle-meditate or do you want her to sit on you as you cuddle-meditate. Only the latter involves penetration, but the former involves boob pillows and handjobs.

>> No.23737553

>>23737534
>Salamander screaming "FORCE OF NATURE" as she jump attacks you
The memes Jack!

>> No.23737573

>>23737553
It's "Force-A-Nature", anon. You're never going to be a proper Scunt if you don't know what the proper name of your weapons are.

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23737609

>>23737553
>>23737573
For me? It's Batter-Up.

>> No.23737680

>>23733259
>Mommy
>Nurarihyon
Oh yes. Interesting.

>> No.23737687

>>23736758
Drape their body on my lap or on me and quietly whine

>> No.23737705

>shortstack monster minding her own business in public
>suddenly gets picked up and thrown over anon's shoulder as he carries her back home for passionate mating
Would it really be that easy?

>> No.23737711

>>23734920
You'll turn into an undead incubus

>> No.23737751
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23737751

Every day gets a tiny bit harder without monster girls in my life.

>> No.23737763

Fight a wurm

>> No.23737783
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23737783

>"Swords are for larping fags."
>"A real warrior uses an axe!"

>> No.23737842

>>23737783
>Going physical in a world of MAG
Lmao good luck getting to me, im behind a tornado, a lavapool and an electric shield

>> No.23737853

>>23737705
What's the shorty gonna do? Thrash and cry?
It's only fair you be able do to monsters what they'd do to you

>> No.23737856
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23737856

>be captured by an invading undead army as a young boy
>become a personal slave/bloodbag to a CC vampire warrior

>> No.23737872

>>23737763
Okay, I'll tell her Jim Carrey SUCKS

>> No.23737876

>>23737783
For me it's the pole-arm.
>>23737856
Ah look, she's blushing! My blood is already working.

>> No.23737879

>>23737856
How do you deal with her self consciousness in that she can't sneak around in a wisp of smoke, and she's more a boulder of darkness hurtling through breaking apart solid matter?

>> No.23737893

>>23737853
They'll probably thrash around if you finger them all the way home.

>> No.23737894

>Monster girls are the most beautiful females to ever set foot on the Earth
>But they live their whole lives hearing propaganda about how they're ugly, vile creatures
>They read stories that call them evil and that glorify their deaths
>They feel as if they're forced to capture via strength or seduce men via magic and trickery
>The first time their man calls them 'beautiful' is the moment that they freeze up in shock
>They're overwhelmed with joy and happiness, not only because their husband has accepted them for who they are, but because it's the first time in their lives they've been called beautiful
Remember to always reassure your waifu that she is indeed a beautiful girl

>> No.23737898

>>23737879
That doesn't matter when she retires and becomes a very horny vampire momster

>> No.23737916
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>>23737894
Does worshipping her perfect and glorious form work?

>> No.23737941

>>23737916
Pharaohs don't count. They were human once. They already know they're beautiful.

>> No.23737948

>>23737898
But she can't help but make a scene and when other wives take their husbands around in their shadow it's like a fine carriage ride while you kind of careen around like you're riding a meteor. She's not too nifty with magic either, her progenitor's blood leans too heavily to martial prowess and physical perfection.

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>>23737941
A demon then?

>> No.23737962

>>23737763
I'd rather be her tutor teaching her stuff while making passes at her which she's oblivious to and doesn't understand

>> No.23737967

>>23737957
She might think it's overkill and might think it's just lipservice

>> No.23737968

>>23737549
Both are very good. But I do love the idea of boob-pillow with meditating handjob.
That sounds really nice.
I bet she uses me for all the public rituals she needs to do for the tribe.

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>>23737948
I would learn magic and then teach her.

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>>23737967
Lipservice is when I eat her out

>> No.23737984

>>23737980
Boy she sure is sweaty

>> No.23737994

>>23737969
>Try and teach her fireball
>She can only understand it and work the magic by swinging her vampiric sword or fist to hard it ignites
>Try to teach frost magic, and some how she manages to make swordplay make the ambient air temp around her plummet, blade glowing with ice energy.
Good luck.

>>23737968
Well technically all your rituals even private ones are before the eyes of the spirit ancestors. You'd need to ask her for active privacy otherwise.

>> No.23738008

>>23737856
Vampires are sluts and won't love you. Boy should get captured by a nice druchii instead.

>> No.23738036

>>23737856
I want sweaty undead warrior ass to sit on my face

>> No.23738047

>>23738036
She is your better so that is only proper

>> No.23738067

>>23738047
I bet she'd enjoy watching my cock twitch as she flicks and blows her breath on it

>> No.23738072
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I want a golem or an automaton. Let's put together a totally legitimate expedition to excavate some from the ruins that those silly tribals aren't using for anything.

>> No.23738082

>>23738008
Vampires make funner pirates though. And dark elves don't get the "dependent dom" dynamic

>> No.23738086

>>23738082
>"dependent dom" dynamic
I like dark elves a lot, but yeah that is a good one.

>> No.23738099

>>23738086
They're great but vampires have something special. Each girl is good for her own reasons lets not throw shade. Only paladin-chan wins.

>> No.23738119

>>23738072
What would you do with a golem/automaton?

>> No.23738127
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I want to surprise a lonely Yeti with a hug!

>> No.23738129

>>23738099
The "dom, but you are still the master" dynamic is also good. Works great for meidos. Like a dom kiki

>> No.23738131

>>23738119
I would clear up the old fields and start farming again. My father's generation completely neglected it, you know.

>> No.23738135

>>23738119
Write "Property of Anon" on her pubic region

>> No.23738136

>>23738129
Servant leadership is actually a phenomenal leadership style

>> No.23738145

>>23738131
Good stuff! She could even plow a field!
But she'd need to recharge after such hard work

>> No.23738153

>>23738129
Grey is so much sexier than white or black. Dark Dom elves work but it's not a gimmick that's so blatant as the vampire's. There's nothing so symbolic as the blood thirst tying it together it's more of a subtle detail of the relationship.

>> No.23738154

>>23738127
That'd be a very kind way of marrying her

>> No.23738166

>>23738145
Hmm, yes. It's a team effort.

>> No.23738184
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I wanna be SLIMED so hard that eating jello makes me erect

>> No.23738217

>>23737783 I want to BANG!!! this moo moo.

>> No.23738256

>>23738184
i want to eat shog jello and cum

>> No.23738270

>>23737783
>Makes fun of some girls sparring with swords
>They sheathe their weapons and pull out their actual war-time weapons, only one of which is still a sword, just long as she is tall.

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>>23738136
That's my style when it comes to being master of a mansion. Basically the whole mansion's stress
relief toy.

>> No.23738321

Vacuum blowjobs from an undead who has no need to breath

>> No.23738514
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Dhampir in an edgy teenager phase

>> No.23738556

>>23738514
Sipping from wine glasses filled with fruit punch cuz she doesn't like the metallic taste of blood

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Send me to the underworld, I just love all the undead spooky mamono the most

>> No.23738611

>>23738578
Damn what a fat fuck, I wanna tease her fatass by squeezing her belly and stuffing her face full of cum, what a lewd fat fucking dead dragon, spank her for being such a bloody gluttonous lewd dragon, damn her

>> No.23738658

>>23738514
>Ywn play into a dhampir's inquisitorial fantasies and fetishes
>Ywn corrupt her into tasting your blood and going full vampire
Why even dream

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Yo. Let's watch Manos - The Hands of Fate.

>> No.23738744

>>23737856
I wonder if she's jealous that her 'assets' aren't as impressive as the Lahmian vampires that seduced the guard captains that opened the side gates.

>> No.23738848

>>23738578
Do dragon liches exist in MGE like they do in D&D?
What would they be like?

>> No.23738887

>>23738848
Sure. They would just act like regular liches I imagine. Like a dragon Wight regains her composure.

>> No.23738944

Have a clip from the podcast of a human podcaster talking about a video clip of a human camera man suddenly having a Grizzly Mamono sit next to him and then go "OH MY GOD" when the end of the clip shows even more Grizzlies:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfoXVChFxZo

>> No.23738953

>>23738848
>if a regular Zombie gets enough dick they become a Wight
>if a Dragon Zombie gets enough dick the become a Dracolich

>> No.23738956

>>23738848
>Do dragon liches exist in MGE like they do in D&D?
why would a dragon become a lich?

>> No.23739037

>>23738944
>"Hey. Bald human. You're scaring the fish, we're just trying to eat yeah? Maybe go mooch up your alraune girlfriend for another hit."

>> No.23739155

>>23739037
How rude!

>> No.23739166

>>23738127
She's buried up to her knees in snow, she needs princess carried to a warm bed and snugged tight! Warning: princess carrying a Yeti will result in waist hugs, face nuzzles, shared scarf, snug and fug, and Yeti children

>> No.23739203

>>23738887
Do they make their husband into their phylactery or do they have a gemstone like D&D dragon liches?
Would be kinda funny if you were their phylactery and they act all cool and stuff until you touch them since they feel it like 100x more than anything else.

>>23738953
I like this interpretation.

>>23738956
"I might live for 2000 years, but you know what, fuck dying at all" - some red dragon getting tired with all this living shit

>> No.23739223

>>23738744
>Champion of the Order Umbra
>Toppler of Kingdoms
>A four dozen champions defeated in duels.
>Still getting ignored because the men are STILL looking at that court strumpet with tits bigger than her head.

>> No.23739274

Wight won't be so smug after a round of intense tongue kissing

>> No.23739319

>>23739274
I'm gonna tell a zombie that I will only hug her if she lets me tongue kiss her, so when she becomes a wight she's completely addicted to it.

>> No.23739433

>>23739319
>Zombie wights
>Look at her expectantly
>She just smirks at you, "Did you think I'd forget how hard you tried to make me your addicted hopeless little kiss slut? Did you think you'd be able to still hold something over me once I turned?"
>oh shit
>She leans in for a whisper, "well it worked~"

>> No.23739443

do you have any head-cannon species?

>> No.23739446

>>23739443
Yes >>23738848

>> No.23739463

>>23739443
just a species variant

>> No.23739474

>>23739443
Loli to milf to rebirth Phoenix

>> No.23739560

>>23738321
GHOUL MOUTHPUSSY

>> No.23739583
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>>23738514
Edgy Dhampirs picking a fight with other Vampire's husbands

>> No.23739622

>>23739583
Can't believe that wimp vampire needs her hubby to protect her. All the other vamps are going to "ohohoho" her so much

>> No.23739637

>>23739443
>Encantado
>Klabautermann

>> No.23739646

>>23739583
>Slams his leg into the blade of her sword.
>Doesn't get cut.
Gee what's with all this unrealistic stuff in mge.

>> No.23739673

>>23739646
He's married to a vampire, he might have gained inhuman strengh to declect blades

>> No.23739675
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Meaty birds

>> No.23739693

>>23739675
But that's a horse

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>>23722959

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>> No.23739724

>>23739693
FUCK. I forgot. Post meaty mamono in general then

>> No.23739725

>>23739710
Delicious beef.

>> No.23739788

>>23736620
finally, my dreams of running my own sabbath branch can come true!

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>>23739724
what about meaty parts?

>> No.23739867

>>23739864
satisfactory

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>>23739867
i love meaty tails so much

>> No.23739905

>>23739443
phoenix
metal slime
pegasus
scarecrow
bomb
cactus
kirin
questzacoatl
tezcatlipoca
frakenstein's monster
moon rabbit
penguin harpy
jack frost
jack o lantern
jack the ripper
dante
virgil
gilgamesh
alien
baba yaga
shinigami
kumiho
pulgasari
lion-dog
long and shen-long
shinryu
imugi and ryong
uber-automaton
inkanyamba
werehyena
popobawa
garuda

>> No.23739915

>>23739443
As in pure headcanon? No. As in KC hasn't done a profile? Yes. Plenty. No one appreciates Domovoi, the butler reverse trap tomboy

>> No.23739917

>>23739905
>dante
>Italian poet that when to hell.
Unsure how you'd make this into a monster girl ,but okay.

>> No.23739951

>>23739917
dante was an enemy monster in final fantasy 6 so i don't see why not

>> No.23739952

>>23739889
I want to see them slap the ground angrily

>> No.23739976

>>23739889
>>23739952
>Anon coming home at 3AM without telling her

>> No.23739982

>>23739889
I wouldn't be able to control myself if they plopped a meaty tail across my lap.

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>>23739952
i want an angry tail to bully my penis

>> No.23740013

>>23739713
>tfw no vamp momster who is completely clueless as to how to raise a human boy

>> No.23740019

>>23739982
that's when you undo your fly and make them take responsibility by only using their tail

>> No.23740059

>>23739710
That's some good cow.
Very good cow.

>> No.23740060

>>23739994
I want a meaty tail to whack my penis with a lot of force

>> No.23740086

>>23740060
i want to frot my waifu's meaty tail

>> No.23740118

>>23740013
>"Now you must drink from me, as I drink from you."
>"Wake up. The sun's already almost set. You must resume training. I've noticed you... distracted as we train. What? Yes. I though you would feel more comfortable learning if I dressed the way your young human female students dress. It... doesn't quite fit but I tried my best. Is this not to your preference?"
>"Now, as I said your lapses in concentration are a sever issue, as you cannot rule out the possibility of facing a... particularly distracting foe. I-I've... noticed where you stare. Today your lesson is to get used to the female form. You must not react, as I attempt to ah... distract you."

>> No.23740185

I dreamed of Shoggy last night. She is the one. I do not need to pick a waifu, my heart has decided for me.

>> No.23740215

>>23740185
i had a dream that I broke up with a hellhound because she's abusive. then she raped me before our divorce court as revenge

>> No.23740233

>>23740185
Lucky anon, cherish that shog. How was the dream?

>> No.23740315

>>23740233
It was maximum comfy.

>> No.23740348

>>23740215
>the divorce court is a set up, organized by mindflayer-chan to make anon fall back in love with the hellhound and start liking getting abused again

>> No.23740507

>>23740185
Congratulations.
Make sure your Shog isn't the type to trap you inside her slime body for endless rape while she goes about her maidly duties.

>> No.23740534

>>23740507
I thought that was considered part of her maidly duties.

>> No.23740536

>>23740118
>momster in an ill-fitting schoolgirl uniform flashing you as a form of training
I think I'll more likely end up distracted by thoughts of my own sexy momster rather than the opponent after this training.

>> No.23740539

black sclera = good girl who loves you deeply

>> No.23740540

>>23740507
But that sounds like a good time...

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>>23740507
>Make sure your Shog isn't the type to trap you inside her slime body for endless rape while she goes about her maidly duties.
Not him, but I never knew I wanted this

>> No.23740602

>>23740539
It's a strong consideration for marriage.

>> No.23740638

Its all fun and games till the ogres loot some cannons.

>> No.23740672

>>23737980
This is very important.

>> No.23740757

>>23740536
>"You may meet many a foe. First I shall brief you on a few stances you're likely to come across. I think for you your greatest foe would be the lance, spear, halberd or staff wielder."
>"They may pose like this." with a serious and stern face, she presses her chest against the pole of her staff, the thing sinking enviously into her cleavage, pushing aside her too-short tie as her bust jiggles, threatening to spill from the too-tight, button straining shirt.
>She widens her legs, plump but strong thighs spilling out over stretched thigh highs, microminiskirt riding up her hips in a way that evokes strong images of her rear in your mind as she swivels her hips back.
>"But." her fingers curl and gently stroke the shaft, "Their stance will be fluid, as they seek to overwhelm your mind with temptations. They'll..." Cold vampire flesh jiggles and quakes as she suddenly drops down into a crouch, spreading her legs out, the staff remaining steady even as she moves so drastically.
>"Work to emphasise different qualities." She leans her chest up against the shaft once more, wrapping her breasts around it before thrusting her hips forward, angling the staff low towards you. You're gifted the perfect view of her panties, a slim strip that barely covers anything, the sides of her puffy vampire pussy showing clearly, the strip bunching up and growing slimmer as she grinds up and down against the staff, leaving a slick trail.
>"It would not be unusual for one to maximise on any phallic qualities of their weapon. This makes hafted weapons significantly threatening for a man to ~ahnn~ face." Her face is stoic as always, but she can't hide the slight blush on her features, as she lapses into a small silence, looking you dead in the eye and rubbing herself slowly against the staff's hard shaft.
>"A-and last..." her breath seems to be uncharacteristically heavy, "If the display had it's intended effect." She swings a shapely leg over the staff and strands up using her other, facing away from you now and bending over, the staff groaning a bit as she hotdogs it with her barely-covered ass, standing not quite straight, with her ass out and her back on the shaft, fingers curling around it gracefully above and below as she looks over her shoulder at you and beckons with a finger
>"Finally, the invitation could see you submitting to her whims without her having to even lift a finger."

>> No.23740927

>>23738127
>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my fluff… and my arms… even my paws. The hugs I’ve lost… the anons I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"

>> No.23740973 [DELETED] 

Dang it! As someone who likes to self-insert as a shota and someone who just watched the Oversimplified video of Three Kingdoms, now to me it sounds fun to be a child emperor in Mist or Zipangu with dependable monster girl retainers who keep me safe from all the backstabbing and such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26EivpCPHnQ

>> No.23740992

I had a dream where I was mouth fucking a succubus. Why are they so dirty?

>> No.23741010

>>23740757
Vampire momster should know she is about to be impregnated.

>> No.23741077

>>23740507
why would I not want such a heavenly shog.

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Boo!

>> No.23741149

>>23741010
I bet her dastardly plan is to make you think of her every time you see some other woman trying to tempt you.

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>>23740757
>submitting to her whims without her having to even lift a finger
But she did lift a finger!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
And Gazer can do it without batting an eye!!

>> No.23741211

>>23741077
Are you fine with never being allowed outside of her body from that point on, due to her warped perspective of time?

>> No.23741213

>>23732092
It's the most satisfying way to save the world. You've conquered an ancient evil by domesticating her with motherhood and taken away her desire to destroy the world.

>> No.23741227

>>23740542
It’s like a gender reversed night gaunt and I never realized I wanted this so much.

>> No.23741261

>>23741210
You probably don't give a shit but you're honestly making me dislike a girl I initially didn't really mind because you keep pushing her everywhere.

>> No.23741269

>>23741149
I bet she didn't plan for the hip breaking sex I was going to perform on her. Although I probably won't be leaving the house for her plan to even matter.

>> No.23741291

>>23741213
>I want to take over the monetary system today but Lily has band practice.

>> No.23741298

>>23741211
yes. Being in my shoggy maid is heaven. Her diligent milking of me and her loving kisses would make me forget everything else.

>> No.23741405

my wives and daughterus refuse to eat anything but my own cum. how do I get them to like real food?

>> No.23741416

>>23741405
Use it as a condiment

>> No.23741465

>>23741405
Eat asparagus and avoid pineapple to make your cum bitter.

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>>23741291
It's like that sometimes.

>> No.23741511

>>23741269
You're not going to wait for her tower shield demonstration? Or what salacious things she does with the hilt of her greatsword?

>> No.23741541

>>23741508
Best dad.

>> No.23741608

>>23741261
I'm starting to think it is a falseflag

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>>23741508
>>23741541
May as well mention Bowser too on the subject of awesome monster dads.

>> No.23741668

>>23741227
Same, I hope Shoggy enjoys being a reverse-NG as much as I enjoy being toyed with by her.

>> No.23741697

>>23737306
If I was forced into such a horrible fate, I'd research ways to die beyond death.

>> No.23741723

>>23741261
I feel the same way about Hellhounds.

>> No.23741740

>>23741723
The hellhound hybrid shit is cringe but I don't see it being pushed into random conversations.

>> No.23741758

>>23739443
Jötunn
Jormungandr
Fenrir
Roc
Asura
Phoenix
Ziz
Behemoth
Marlboro

>> No.23741802

>talking too much about the girl you like is pushing something on the community
Could not give less of a shit about Gazers or Hellhounds but I do wish there was a less autistic monstergirl community.

>> No.23741806

>>23741758
>Jötunn
Jotunn a good girl who need more stories.

>> No.23741807

>>23741758
>Asura
As if fighting them wasn't hard enough, she keeps making lewd gestures with her other hands.

>> No.23741820

>>23741802
>It's just talking too much
cute

>> No.23741822

>>23741802
It comes naturally with the setting and how "waifufag ready" it is.

>> No.23741853

>>23741802
Hey man, I actually like Gazer, unlike that obnoxious Hellhound pusher.

>> No.23741854

>>23741758
>Roc
>tfw you will never be pinned to the ground by a massive roc harpy and be forced to seed a clutch of eggs for her

>> No.23741864

>>23741740
It's moreso that rampant shitposters surrounding Hellhounds.

>> No.23741885

>>23739443
Gelatinous cube.
It would be a mix between humpty egg and a queen slime, trapping a man inside a cube of slime with a harem of parasite slime girls inside it.

>> No.23741899

>>23741405
Why would you want "real food" - or to force it on your wife - in this setting?

>Waste of time
>Waste of money
>Waste of space
>Spouse's bodily fluids provide more sustenance, more nutrition, and are healthier in every way
>Spouse's bodily fluids taste better than anything else

>> No.23741901

>>23741864
Oh, the HOUNDED fags and what not? I dunno, that shit's too obvious it's easier to mentally filter. The faggot(s) that go on and on are a bit more innocuous. I guess the threads are so samey you begin to notice a trend of an uptick of girls just being kinda spammed out of nowhere. It's an oversaturation thing.

>> No.23741908

>>23739443
Genius loci
Living statue
Living hole
Shadow

>> No.23741916

>>23741854
>Get kidnapped by a giant harpy
>Waifu fights her way up a mountaintop to rescue me
>Finds me in a nest, cuddling with several normal sized harpies
>Extremely comfy in soft down
>Waifu can't resist joining in for snuggles
>Turns out Momma Roc was looking for men to help teach her children
Anyway, that's how all these Roc's came to join the harem

>> No.23741931

>>23741901
Nah, the ones who go on and on about how femdom is the only thing that exists and everybody's getting a Hellhound and nobody has any say in the matter. Their rhetoric is exactly like /tg/'s version of the setting.

>> No.23741960

>>23741931
Oh I thought you meant something new. Fem/dom shitposts are old as pre-exodus.

>> No.23742002

>>23741668
>On the outside, shoggy is going about her maidly duties, skipping and humming humming contentedly
>Inside, her husband is being manipulated into the same motions, but he doesn’t event notice
>Her eyes are staring into his with a hypnotic gaze as he is kissed and licked by seemingly infinite mouths over every inch of his body
>His throat is thoroughly violated as far as he can feel with her own tongue seeping her slime into his system to keep him hydrated, placated, and maximally aroused
>Around his dick, he’s been subjected to continuous pumping, friction, and sucking, resulting in an orgasm that seems to have lasted for weeks
>Suddenly, he is sitting in a chair at the dining room table across from her.
>”Time for lunch dear! We can keep going later. Also, close your mouth.”
>He didn’t even notice his mouth was still slacked open from receiving her slime

>> No.23742021

>>23741405
Despite being a terrific cook, my waifu doesn't hide the fact she almost exclusively eats spirit energy, if it can be helped. It's kinda funny really, since how did she get so good at cooking if she hardly ever does it for herself?

But I digress. As much as she tries to hide it, she really enjoys eating something I cooked—even if she keeps trying to offer advice while I'm cooking.

More so, getting her dressed up for date night at a fancy restaurant makes her a blushing mess, and I can almost see her heart pupiling if we spoon-feed each other dessert.

In short, I recommend showing them how fun it can be to eat a normal meal together, as a loving family.

>> No.23742062
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23742062

>I am the cute

How does one respond?

>> No.23742069

>>23739443
I really liked that old Displacer Beast fan-profile.

Other than that, that one doujinshi made a pretty great Futakuchi-onna, along with some other interesting, albeit more monstrous MGs.

>> No.23742077

>>23741405
Spit in their food. Saliva contains your spirit energy, and the act of swallowing spirit energy through saliva is addictive to monster girls.

>> No.23742097

>>23741899
because food is normal, not sex

>> No.23742108

>>23742062
it was suppose to be "I am the cutest" but it got cut midway through.

>> No.23742133
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23742133

>>23742108
>someone cutting off Bapho-chan mid sentence

Now that's a power move that can't end badly.

>> No.23742137

>>23742062
You are neither cute nor funny.

>> No.23742140

>>23742097
Why would you want to retain the old normal? I'd jump at the chance to not need normal food again.

>> No.23742146

>>23742062
>I mean, you're alright, I guess.

>> No.23742150

>>23742140
What the fuck's wrong with you? Do you eat gruel all day?

>> No.23742161

Drawing a pentagram to summon a demon.
But with a puff of smoke its cute devil chan come to tease you and lead you down a path full of sinful temptation.
None can resist her wiley deals.
Premieres this Sunday on FOX!

>> No.23742166

>>23742062
"No."

>> No.23742169
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23742169

>>23742137
>>23742133

>> No.23742173

>>23742150
No.
I eat 2-3 meals a day. Some food is tasty, yes, but I'd give that up if I didn't need to worry about eating anymore.

>> No.23742184

>>23742062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg

>> No.23742192

>>23742173
It's not an either or.

>> No.23742233

>>23742192
I know. But I'd rather subsist entirely off of the sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids of my mamono harem than eat any food.
It's a waste of time, space, and effort, compared to something literally shaped to my desires.

>> No.23742251
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23742251

>>23741854
Speaking of Rock Harpies.
https://pastebin.com/TciCxsEa
https://pastebin.com/k6zMHHsV

>Club:Saida
>Befitting a place bearing the name of Saida, this “Club:Saida” is one of the well-established shops representing the island. It’s a box made from remodeling the estate where the former island chief used to live, and it has several wide stages. On top of that, the left-over rooms on the upper floor are used as accommodations for guests and song maidens that have gotten excited by the live performances.

>A lot of the people that go to live houses aim to feel good by singing, performing, or listening to music, but this live house focuses on cuisine and alcohol, and listening to performances in a calm atmosphere… that’s right, this place is like an adult live house. The dishes made using a seasoning called “Saida Pepper”, which has been harvested in Saida since the old days, are delicious. The pepper is shockingly spicy, and really brings out the flavor of the dish to a numbed tongue.

>This is a shop often used by veterans, and there are many projects like comeback concerts of retired bands or solo performances of former divas. It’s very high level, and you can learn a lot just from listening to them. Of course, there’s no way the music of such people won’t shock people’s lower body, but unlike other live houses, the calm atmosphere is maintained, probably because all of the folks that got full of excitement during the performance head off to the accommodation rooms.

>After enjoying cocktails and fancy meals while listening to a concert, enjoy a feverish exchange in a room with a sweet mood… It’s the kind of shop that dating enthusiasts from Nevia often come to, but it might be dangerous if those girls come to Saida too often. A lady-like girl like that might become so influenced by this city that she becomes a bad girl who ravishes her boyfriend whenever she wants to fuck.

>Thunderbird's Nest
>This “Thunderbird’s Nest” isn’t a live house, but a self-proclaimed “Live Box” with many shops set up all over Saida. There are no wide stages or guest seats. There are only a number of cramped rooms that are a little smaller than a private room. I suppose it’s a place that really feels like a box meant just for singing. However, when you feel like singing, or when you want to make a little noise, it’s convenient because you can easily rent a room and sing, and you also can’t hear any sounds from neighboring rooms. As you can see, there’s a sofa bed that’s comfortable to sit on or sleep in, and if you ask an employee, they will lend you a pillow stuffed with Weresheep wool, so there are many people that rent a room to take a break. Also, since we entered with my membership card, the employees can get you something to drink if you ask.

>Unlike other live houses, this place is often used by monsters that aren’t song maidens and male guests to sing themselves, instead of listening to songs. It seems there are many ways to enjoy yourself, either singing alone or with friends. However, the most common thing is for a woman to bring a man along to use it together, like we are now. I touched your thigh? It’s cramped in here, so be patient. Since this room is so small and no sound leaks outside, one’s singing voice echoes a lot and remains inside the room. With a distance like this where you can touch each other’s bodies, you can only sing towards the man in front of you. Yeah, without a doubt, it’ll become a problem. It’s just the right size for fucking, and if you do fuck, you can’t hear the voices outside, so girls that get excited from listening to a song maiden’s live performance often bring a man here for that purpose from the beginning.

>Since it’s cheaper compared to other inns, men traveling alone also use it to cut lodging costs, but it might not be safe because there are no locks, and there are many monsters without men in the shop. When it’s crowded, it becomes a shared room, and if a band looking for a male member comes in, the staff may take notice and make the smart move putting them into a room with a man by himself.

>By the way, I’ve been looking at you since a while ago, and I’m dying to sing something.
>Is it alright if I sing a song?
>It’s okay. If you get turned on, I’ll pull it out…

>> No.23742290

>>23742233
Well I think you're wrong, but if the pleasure of cooking is lost on you, and you're not interested in appreciating the effort your wives may or may not want to put in then who am I to judge?

I still think you're just victim of a shit tasteless upbringing though.

>> No.23742337

>>23742290
Why would they want to waste time on cooking when there are so many other things to do?
And what does my shitty past have to do with this?

>> No.23742342

>>23742251
Aw hell yeah. Thanks man!

>> No.23742382

>>23742337
Look genuine curiosity, you either had no mother, or she never cooked, right?

>> No.23742383

>>23742251
Damn, those Not-Karaoke rooms sound pretty hot. I'd love to be discovered there by a thirsty band looking for a male "member".

>> No.23742405

>>23739864
Those are the kind of hips you bury your fingers into while you grind against the womb. Dear fucking christ I want to mere the fuck out of this lizard.

>> No.23742440

>>23742251
It just keeps getting better
>Embarrass the waifu by dragging her out to the club
>Enjoy delicious food and wonderful music with her
For some reason the "Thunderbird's Nest" reminds me of karaoke
>Split costs with some other couple/girls to rent out a room
>Get drunk and have fun
>Embarrass the waifu by trying to sing
>Eventually descends into group fun times
I haven't thought about my wafiu's singing ability.

>> No.23742470

>>23742383
If my memories, even normal Asian girls jump at the chance for a photo-op with foreigners. As an average looking dude, it's a good feeling to be desired for your looks. Even just a little bit.

>> No.23742511

>>23742251
This is good stuff

>> No.23742565
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23742565

Eating at Firemaus Cafe

>> No.23742585

>>23742511
I mean is it? It's all pretty mundane with a thin veneer of MG smeared over it.

You really couldn't imagine MG lounge bars yourself? MG Karaoke?

I mean, here's a concept for you, MG host bars.

>> No.23742599
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23742599

>>23742251
Excellent as always. Next up seems to be something called "Thunder Fish Street." I'm curious what that will be about given none of the existing aquatic monster girl profiles have any electric power themes. Perhaps we'll get a preview for a planned electric eel profile or something like it?

>> No.23742612

>>23742382
She cooked for my sister and herself.

>> No.23742620

>>23742585
It's not so much that we can't imagine it, but having it officially detailed is still nice. It's especially interesting how "modern" the MGE can be in places with so much access to magitec.

>> No.23742636

>>23742565
Are they hiring? Looks like a nice place to work, as long as I'm not being hit on by every female customer.

>> No.23742648

>>23742612
She sounds shit. Cooking for some one you do care about however, is a lovely process that deserves to be acknowledged by scarfing down their food.

You really see your wife wanting to spend half an hour on doing something nice for you as a waste of time? I mean I get it may be foreign to you, and I really don't mean the passive aggressive sarcasm that sounds like. Fuckin' take away, microwave meals. Most women can't cook let alone men these days.

>> No.23742690

>>23742648
I don't disagree.

Why would they cook in the first place, though? I see food as redundant with manono nature, and there are other shows of affection that would make sense to me anyways. I cook my own meals regularly (saves a lot of money over eating out and the like), and just feel like it would be better all around if food was no lo longer neccary.

>> No.23742726

>>23742690
I mean everything no longer being necessary would be nice, I'd like to be undead. Just because I probably don't need to eat or sleep doesn't mean that I stop those activities. In fact they become all that more enjoyable because I want to do them not because I have to.

Food is only redundant if you see is as little more than a fuel to shovel into your gob. When really that's the least important part.

>> No.23742763

What would it be like meeting your waifu's mother

>> No.23742787

>>23742763
>Taking a trip to the elven afterlife with the wife just to say Hi
Strange.

>> No.23742811

>>23742726
Again, I disagree.
I'd rather maintain sustenance from my wives' bodies. I'd rather feel my hunger fade away kissing them passionately, licking at their sweat, or drinking their lust from the source.
This is my personal fantasy and preference.

I get that, for you food is important, and for you a nice meal is a major sign of affection, but I feel differently. There are plenty more ways my wives would be able to show affection to me that don't involve something meaningless to me like that.

>> No.23742823

>>23742585
It's not that, it's just incorporated well into the setting. When people usually mention those things they describe it in a way which is way too modern and basically america, not fitting MGE at all. It's great having it like this.

>> No.23742845

>>23742811
Well anon, what else do you wives do for you that isn't just instant gratification? What can they work on that shows love and dedication and isn't undermined in some aspects because "I'm feeling good right now"?

Delayed gratification is a pretty great thing.

>> No.23742849

>>23742763
Probably pretty stressful for me since her family is very traditional, wealthy, and refined. I doubt I'd meet the minimum requirements for their approval.

>> No.23742872

>>23742565
i wish there's a world guide that talks about the many places to visit in the demon realms like cafes, libraries, farms, schools, sabbath churches, etc.

>> No.23742879

>>23742845
Preparing potions/rituals/elaborate spells - two of them are alchemists, and the other two are mages. Crafting handmade gifts, shaping and preparing adventures for us to go on, planning dates, and so on.

>> No.23742882

>>23742849
>"You see darling, everyone has their own struggles. All this wealth does is let us see how important true happiness actually is. She's happy. With you. That's all we'd ever hoped for."

>> No.23742887

>>23742599
>electric eel
>Eel whore: tomboy edition
GIVE.

>> No.23742908

>>23742887
An electric ray girl could be interesting too.

>Has huge, cape-like fins.
>Envelops men in them and shocks them into orgasmic submission.

>> No.23742910

>>23739443
Western red foxgirls
Kumihos
Seraphs
Raccoons
Living (Uncursed) Swords

>> No.23742929

>>23742910
>Western red foxgirls
Tell me more

>> No.23742936

>>23742879
That sounds great anon. I think I see the difference between us now, I'm perfectly happy to hang at home, adventure would be nice but I don't really care tor taking trips or going on dates or doing crazy shit. So for me I've got a hyperfocus on something as mundane as simply cooking a meal. But it's good that for you you've got something to replace that.

>> No.23742946

>>23742910
>Living (Uncursed) Swords
Tsukumogami, technically I would think. They're kind of anything and everything.

>> No.23742951

>>23742763
Arousing, yet also awkward as she refuses to stop hitting on me the entire time.

>> No.23742972

>>23742845
>Delayed gratification is a pretty great thing.
I'm sweating! Haha, isn't that strange?

But seriously, sometimes we just have a habit of going into town for walks. Visiting shops, looking for stuff, furthering our goals.

>> No.23742982
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23742982

>>23742910
>Kumihos
A best.

>> No.23743004

>>23742763
my waifu's mother is human so it would be a natural normal experience, i guess

>> No.23743008

>>23742929
They are not as slutty as the Youko nor as dutiful as the Inari. They also lack magical prowess, but make up for it with their cunning and stealth.
They also like chicken.

I also forgot
>Russian silver foxes
>Finnish fire foxes :DDDD
>Fennecs

>> No.23743027

>>23742565
I’m gonna challenge the the owners daughter to a fight!

>> No.23743031
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23743031

Sodomize your kiki

>> No.23743046

>>23742763
First time meeting the Demon Lord herself was very nerve wracking, but things quickly got easier to talk to them and now we have dinner with them every month.

>> No.23743061
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23743061

>>23743008
>Russian silver foxes


Bushy Babushkas.

>> No.23743067

>>23743008
>Finnish fire foxes :DDDD
>Firefox
>"Oh fug, I just saw ur browser hisdery! Anon, you perverts :DDDD"
Oh, the pranks she could play...

>> No.23743072

>>23743031
No

>> No.23743082

>>23743031
How about no.

>> No.23743084

>>23743072
You don't actually have a choice in the matter

>> No.23743088

>>23739443
Kobold (Reptile edition)
Steel dragons (Think a gijinka aggron)
Empuza (Catccubus)
True sphinxes
Lionesses
Garmr (Fiery guard dog of hell in norse myth)
Proper orcs
Proper goblins

>> No.23743091

>>23742763
She'd be plenty down to earth, so not bad at all.

>> No.23743095

>>23743084
yes he does

>> No.23743096

>>23743084
But it's improper to lewd your meido!

>> No.23743099

>>23743031
Where is Mahoro when I need her?

>> No.23743108

>>23743095
Actually, I don't think I do.

>> No.23743111
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>>23743095
No, he doesn't

>> No.23743114

>>23742936
For me, home is for status quo, lazy days, relaxation, and easy, quick gratification.
I've gone on walks from sunrise to sunset before. Exploring woods, city streets, suburbs, all manner of places. The MGE world, thanks to demon realms and space creation magic, is infinitely large, with an endless number of places to explore. Plus, a moderately-powerful mage could use space creation to generate land of their own creation. Thus, the planning of an adventure-date is a matter of spellcraft, architecture, and many other things. They could all work together, even, to make it as special as they can. And, thanks to Wonderland magic, the limits on what they can do are few and far between.

>> No.23743124

>>23743084
He does. He can be sodomized by his maid instead.

>> No.23743133
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23743133

>>23743084
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

>> No.23743144

>>23743031
Does she get pleasure from it?
Does she tape her other holes shut?

>> No.23743161

>>23743108
>>23743111
it's rape then.

>> No.23743168

>>23743161
Yes, that's the idea

>> No.23743208

>>23743133
Holy shit I forgot about that story. It was probably the best thing that happened on that fucking website. I hope it was saved before the site went down.

>> No.23743213

>>23743168
it sounds like real rape tho

>> No.23743220

>>23743208
It's probably still up on TFT.

>> No.23743251

>>23743111
Yan Kikis are too scary. How are you supposed to sleep?

>> No.23743265

>>23743251
Bad birds get the birdcage.

>> No.23743308

>>23743265
>yandere Kiki isn't actually any good at yandere stuff
>basically comes across as an adorably helpless klutz
>Master doesn't even realize she's a yandere and just deals with her like a standard misbehaving maid
Actually sounds like a fun premise.

>> No.23743369

>>23743251
With the shoggoth!

>> No.23743386

>>23743251
Put a cloth over her head and she'll calm down and go to sleep.

>> No.23743396

>>23743111
I bet that choco is full of love nectar

>> No.23743411

>>23743396
Fem cum in sweets is fucking hot

>> No.23743421

>>23743111
Fuck, I want a Kiki now.

>> No.23743436

>>23743396
>>23743411
It is, but I don't like chocolate.

>> No.23743443

>>23743251
What happens if a yan kiki has a yan master?

>> No.23743450

>>23743443
Yan and yan cancel out to make a normal relationship under all but the most extreme of circumstances. The mutual devotion suppresses symptoms.

>> No.23743451

>>23743396
Either that or drugs

>> No.23743480

>>23742565
Based grandpa

>> No.23743497

>>23743451
>"Oh no mastah, it seems you're having trouble moving. Don't worry, kiki will take care of everyyything until you recover."

>> No.23743502

>>23743443
>>23743450
How does a non-yan Kiki work with a yan master?

>> No.23743506

>>23742763
Meeting her mother and father would be nerve wracking, but I've always done better talking to people older than me than people my age

>> No.23743511

>>23743450
What about a yan kiki with a kuudere master?

>> No.23743518

>>23742565
Jiangshi in the background looks cute. I wonder if Kuupid would help me hook up with her.

>> No.23743519

what would be your favorite level in MGE: The Platformer

>> No.23743532

>Tfw no Roberta-lite kiki with nerd glasses and school girl braids to dom.
>Tfw she will never appear in your bedroom with her hair down and glasses off having tied you to the bed.
>Tfw you will never father a bastard child with your psychotic ex-militant kiki.

What would the rest of the black lagoon girls be? Balalaika would obviously be a werewolf imo.

>> No.23743545

>>23743519
The undead kingdoms.
Vertical levels are fun and going up a liches tower or vampire castle is fun.

>> No.23743547

>>23743532
>Tfw you will never father a bastard child with your psychotic ex-militant kiki.
>bastard
>not putting a ring on that

>> No.23743549
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>> No.23743574

>>23743519
Ancient Automaton ruins. High-speed, flashy, and with lots of secrets.

>> No.23743580
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23743580

I want to be taken prisoner by viking amazons on one of their raids.

>> No.23743606

>>23743519
Tower of Babel. Good music, lots of difficult vertical jumps, and the boss fight with the cyber-succ at the top is great.

>> No.23743613

>>23743580
Have you tried Jotunn? They're blue, unlike how they'll leave your balls.

>> No.23743630
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23743630

>>23742251
>men traveling alone also use it to cut lodging costs, but it might not be safe because there are no locks

>you're staying in some room on your mamono realm tour
>door slams open as a very large and very drunk Oni barges into your room
>only to collapse on top of you and fall asleep on the spot
Such is life in monster cities.

>> No.23743639

>>23743067
Just keep her away from the energy drinks

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I am going to coom on the birds

>> No.23743655
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23743655

Holst gives you the kabedon and starts breathing and sweating intensely when you haven't given her attention for too long, her chest moving up and down as she inhales and exhales deeply, her warm breath showering your face with her milky, feminine scent. You know that it's business time, and there's no way to deny her affection any longer.
>I can't take it anymore, darling, I'm gonna *bleep* you all night and day until I've milked you dry...
>MOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23743677
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>>23743655
I am going to coom on the cow.

>> No.23743685

>>23743677
My cows need breasts at least that way.

>> No.23743689

>>23743630
>Try a locking spell on the door.
>A employee breaks it soon after as locking the door is literally not allowed, magic or no.

>> No.23743706
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23743706

>>23743655
I wish I could have a Holst that keeps ferociousness and musculature of a regular Minotaur, or have a busty Minotaur that can be milked when not pregnant.

>> No.23743720

>>23743655
>Ignoring your holst
Well, apparently I at least deserve the pelvis shattering coming my way.

>> No.23743742

>>23743706
Go for a Heck Cattle Holst. They have the milkers of a holstaur, but the muscles, aggression, and delicious brown of a mino!

>> No.23743744
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23743744

>>23743720
Basically a crime.

>> No.23743760

>>23743744
A crime that will prevent itself if at the very least you just lay down and let it. Look, that poor girl even asked so nicely!

>> No.23743768

>>23743744
She looks pretty hot in that "yesterday" frame. I wonder how she would react if the guy asked for sex on that day?

>> No.23743771

>>23743744
It's so delightful when they snap. I'd like to find the limits of a holst, a kiki and an anubis.

>> No.23743787
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23743787

>>23743706
If there are extremist warrior kikimora then chances are there are extremist warrior holstaurs. Course even then how they show their ferociousness may be a bit different from a minotaur.

>> No.23743795

>>23743787
>extremist warrior holstaurs
Where the fuck is my cow knight to protect me and give me milkies for being a good little healslut.

>> No.23743798

>>23743768
It would be "today" but with more powerbottoming.

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23743847

>>23743795
Would you take a musketeer holstaur?

>> No.23743856

>>23743031
But that's the wrong hole

>> No.23743862

>>23743787
>BLESSED BE THE HAND THAT SQUEEZES AND THE MILK IT BRINGS! MILK FOR THE MILK GODDESS! COCKS FOR THE COCK THRONE!

>> No.23743863
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>>23722959

>> No.23743877
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>>23743847
Obligatory "I prefer the original cow" comment.

>> No.23743883

>>23743877
Nah, cow is a definite winner here.

>> No.23743901

>>23743655
Oh lord, I think I'm going to touch the cow.

>> No.23743910

>>23743877
Never much cared for the red eyed jewelry but the rest of the outfit is fine.

>> No.23743920

>>23743847
I mean I guess,after all DPS classes are much more needy when it comes to heals and buffs.
>Literal Cowgirl
How did I only get this joke mid post.

>> No.23743925

>>23743689
It's a fire hazard!

>> No.23743959

>>23742982
>Gakakakaka~

>> No.23743969

>>23743787
One of my wives is an extremist!
She's a delicious, delicate Dormouse!

>> No.23744001

>>23743847
We're going to have to do something with her fashion sense.

>> No.23744028

>>23744001
Monsters have a really bad fashion sense most of the time and are horrible at decorating. That's why they need humans.

>> No.23744032

>>23744001
Just keep in mind their boss requires there to be red eye decorations.

>> No.23744059

>>23744032
Okay, put one on the hat and a more subtle one in the broach. This isn't some tacky family restaurant where she has to show off her can badge collection as "flair." I mean, shit, she's a cow, not a demon.

>> No.23744074

>>23743969
So what extremist behavior is she into? Spreading monsterizing tea?

>> No.23744112
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>>23743959
Kumihos are life and love.

>> No.23744127

>>23742251
>Since it’s cheaper compared to other inns, men traveling alone also use it to cut lodging costs, but it might not be safe because there are no locks, and there are many monsters without men in the shop. When it’s crowded, it becomes a shared room, and if a band looking for a male member comes in, the staff may take notice and make the smart move putting them into a room with a man by himself.
Spoopy

>> No.23744132

>>23743877
This but unironically. She looks a lot sexier as a big tittied tomboy over the Holst with the weird face.

>> No.23744191

>YFW you realize that Druella is literally worse than Hitler
>Not because of her deeds or policies, but because she refuses to let someone with actual design sense make her uniforms

>> No.23744193

>>23744112
Look at the size of that tail. Goddamn, that's hot.

>> No.23744201

>>23744074
She's at the foremost in the study of somnomancy - sleep-based magic. In addition to study for personal use, she wants to help spread the practice of somnomancy so more mamono can have lewd fun in their sleep!

>> No.23744214

>>23744191
And now I'm imagining Not!French and Not!Italian alp tailors running around the demon lord's army.

>> No.23744229

>>23744074
You know, work stuff. Licking eyeballs, wiping pus on children -- it's a grind, man.

>> No.23744263

>>23744074
>>23744229 is not the anon you were replying to.

>> No.23744275

>>23744263
I dont believe it

>> No.23744279

>>23744191
I've been thinking a lot about the MGE world and how culturally the monster takeover is fucking awful even if it does improve quality of life for people.

>All art and music is basically sexual and all stories have happy endings
Yeah, sometimes that's nice, but sometimes you need to have a bad ending here and there, or art portraying something bad or sad. If anything the more I read about the Mamano's society the more sterile it feels.

>> No.23744290

>>23744275
Habeeb it!

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>>23744193
And she only has one in there. Imagine nine like that.

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>>23744279
Nothing there wouldn't be black markets for. Life would continue as it would now, just a change of leadership and everyone is married with a great sex life.

>> No.23744314

>>23744279
Which is funny because every time we get a glimpse of monster society, like the Islands, I feel the exact opposite way.

>> No.23744332

>>23744307
It would ruin the quality of life but improve culture?

>> No.23744339

>>23744279
tl;dr
going to punch dragons in the cooch

>> No.23744340

>>23744279
Reading your post makes me think about agent Smith's speech about humans.

>> No.23744345

>>23744332
Meant for >>23744314

>> No.23744349

>>23744214
>"Non, non, sweety, zat is too much! Come, let us cover these, a little snip here, a stitch there... Voila! Now, like zis you can show heem how dirty you are in ze sheets, not in ze streets. If you want heem to see ze titty, you just lean forward, and look! Miles of cleavage! If I still had a penis it would be rock hard for you right now! Well, not really, but you know what I mean."

>> No.23744353
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23744353

Rata-ass commission done!

>> No.23744355

>>23744332
It improves quality of life of course, but the culture is not only there but placed front and center because they don't have to be concerned with work-to-live.

>> No.23744364

>>23744279
>all stories have happy endings
If you don't want feel-good wish fulfillment self-insert monstergirl fantasy fiction, why in the fuck are you reading MGE?

>> No.23744372
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>>23744193
But wait, there's more!

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23744373

>>23744279
>All art and music is basically sexual
It never says that, rather it says its common.

Take these various crafted items. They can be called art, but only some of them are sexual.

>> No.23744375

>>23744279
Anon think about how it is irl
Count how many songs there are that are about girls/sex/relationships vs those that arnt.

>> No.23744376

>>23744340

What, the 'every creature instinctively seeks to balance the ecosystem' speech when humans are the only creatures concerned with stability? More applicable would be the Architect's speech about Matrix initially being a benevolent dream but would be rejected by the humans.

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>>23744364
balance must exist, nigger

>> No.23744381

>>23744339
>>23744340
I mean, you get a waifu but it just means the world around you primarily worries more about sex, and possibly a little too much at that, to the point where someone wanting more variety is going to get pretty bored.

>> No.23744391

>>23744379
Go pick some other community to infest with your petulant autism

>> No.23744393

>>23744379
"W-we need balance" is just cope for the fact that suffering is inevitable in this world.

>> No.23744397

>>23744353
Good smug

>> No.23744404

>>23744353
Every monstergirl with a nice rump deserves to wear spats

>> No.23744411

>>23744372
This fox is my weakness, just everything about her.

>> No.23744418

>>23744375
Different anon, but I don't know of many. I pretty well live under a rock, though.

>> No.23744423
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>>23744379
Ah, but the MGE has its own balance. Many monster girls appreciate the value of struggle and hardship, they just seek to have it result in a happy ending at some point (and for some souls this "some point" could be centuries or more later).

>> No.23744424

>>23744404
No, only my Rata deserves spats. Fuck off, cuck.

>> No.23744425

>>23744391
>>23744393
I just want an interesting world with waifus but has the flaws needed to make the place believable and not boring.

>> No.23744445

>>23744425
And if you really look into it, the MGE provides that. Unless said "flaws" include eternal and irreversible bad endings for sympathetic people.

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>>23744424
Don't be greedy fag

>> No.23744450

>>23744425
If, given everything we've seen about the world of MGE, you think it would be boring, the only solution is for you to go and make your own setting.
There's plenty of shit to do, it's just that much of it is opt-in; you have to go to the challenge, not the other way around.

>> No.23744458

>>23744446
This damn fox is criminal.

>> No.23744465

>>23744425
Go look at /tg/'s threads, then. Besides the human supremacists and the grimderp autists, that's exactly what some of them are trying to do with the setting.

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>>23744424
all lolis deserve to have their ass in spats

>> No.23744470

>>23744279
I just don't like the overemphasis on sex

>> No.23744471

>>23744376
>>23744381
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. "

>> No.23744472

>>23744425
If you want to tell interesting stories in the MGE world there is plenty of room for that. I do not understand where this "it's booooooooring" shit comes from other than the beyond help autism lords who want to write about adultery or excessive fetish content or HFY military fanfiction in every fictional setting under the sun.

If the restrictions present in the MGE canon are too much for you to be interested in the kind of stories you can tell in the setting, maybe you should find some other thing to spend so much of your time thinking about, you dumbass.

>> No.23744477
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23744477

I quite like the profile version of the gargoyle, but MGE Gaiden 2 shows a variation with no tail and feathered wings. What gargoyle variations do you think could exist or would want to exist?

Presumably the only real limits are that they have to be female, beautiful, humanoid and have a stone-like look to their skin (unless features like wings and horns are required for the fiend spell that gives them life).

>> No.23744479

>>23744404
>Every monstergirl deserves to wear spats
Fixed

>> No.23744482

>>23744470
It's porn dude what do you expect

>> No.23744497

>>23744482
Obviously you're right and the ultimate objective here is to get your rocks off, I just feel that it hurts the setting

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>>23744470
Then go for a bright green or other realm where sex is less emphasized. Most of monster society isn't Lescatie.

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>>23744479
Yes.

>> No.23744515

>>23742251
I'd like to sing sad sea shanties with the lads

>> No.23744516

>>23744497
There's plenty room in the MGE for things that aren't sex, it sounds like your problem is one of imagination. A creativity problem not on part of the setting.

>> No.23744518

>>23744497
well thats just your opinion man

>> No.23744521

>>23744446
I click skip

>> No.23744522

>>23744497
How so?
MGE is extremely unique because it is pretty much the ONLY setting that isn't trying to be serious business in one way or another.
If anything, taking that away would just make it indistinguishable from most other JP fantasy settings.

You people fail to realize that in trying to "fix" MGE you're just diluting it.

>> No.23744525

>>23744191
German uniforms during WW2 are among the best in history you dolt

>> No.23744536

>>23744525
They are overrated

>> No.23744537

>>23744472
Let's take something as simple as "childhood friend has trouble confessing to their crush." The story has tension because we as the audience worry that maybe she'll never work up the courage to tell him, or he won't be interested in her for this or that reason, etc. When she succeeds, we're happy for her because we know how it could have gone.

Transfer that to an MGE context. It doesn't matter if she can't work up the courage now or even ever, because a Cupid will take care of the problem. Or the childhood friend will get magically mamono-mana'd into someone physically irresistible to her crush, etc. It's like someone doing a trapeze stunt with a harness on. Nobody WANTS to see them fall and get injured, that's what the net is for, but the excitement comes from the moment they let go of one hand hold and are fly-falling through the air. If you can see the harness, that tension no longer works, even if functionally the net accomplishes the same safety function.

>> No.23744540

>>23744522
>MGE is extremely unique because it is pretty much the ONLY setting that isn't trying to be serious business in one way or another.
its not the only one, lets not get ahead of ourselves.

>> No.23744544

>>23744477
Cute gargoyle. Where can I get one?

>> No.23744547

>>23744525
And reading comprehension is also at an all time high, I see.

>> No.23744558

>>23744537
There doesn't have to be any difference in tension in the MGE context you fucking retard you are describing your own inability to conceive of a narrative in your own smooth-ass brain.

>> No.23744559

>>23744547
That's honestly par for the course around here. 50% of arguments would end before they start if people actually read the posts they were reacting to.

>> No.23744565

>>23744547
I read totally fine, the statement intrinsically implies the German uniforms under the NSDAP were bad, but only contributes to say that Druella's uniforms are worse

>> No.23744600

>>23744479
How does that work with spidergirls and lamias?

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>>23744537
For me the "tension" in most stories doesn't come from doubting characters will win or fall in love, but rather wanting to see how exactly it happens, what might be sacrificed along the way, etc.

In your example a cupid or monsterization just takes the place of a myriad of other tropes in a story that help get two characters together.

>> No.23744607

>>23744565
>the statement intrinsically implies the German uniforms under the NSDAP were bad
...In no way whatsoever. Especially given the fact that they did have at least one fashion designer working on their stuff if memory serves.

>only contributes to say that Druella's uniforms are worse
Which is all it needed to say. Either your reading comprehension is shit or you have so much /pol/ up your ass you assume anyone outside of your group must degrade the Nazis in all ways all the time. You figure out which one is correct, but turn your brain on and fix it either way.

>> No.23744613

>>23744537
Why does a cupid or a mamono mana or whatever else HAVE to happen?
The answer is that it doesn't and you're just being a piece of shit.

>> No.23744615

>>23744544
You can bargain with some monsters to make one for you.

>> No.23744621

>>23743847
i really want to see art of her doing cowboy things.

>> No.23744622
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>>23744544
Museums and old castles in monster realms tend to have a lot of unwed gargoyles lurking about.

>> No.23744628

>>23744537
You can totally add tension
There aren't cupids everywhere you go, nor can they be everywhere at once
Sure, someone can by physically attractive, but there's far more than physically to romance
You have to find the plot device to add depth and tension. Hell, you can't fuck depression away, what about a story of a naive monstergirl stumbling on a man trying to mourn a loss. She starts things on a rather poor note by trying to seduce him while he's in a state of terrible depression. Her attempts outrage the man, and confused, shaken by his reaction, the monstergirl decides to follow him to learn more about what grief and sadness is, given she knows so little on the subject. The story progresses into a situation where now he cares about her and feels affection toward her, but now she is depressed. Eventually they fall in love with each other, but you can make things tense along the way

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I get that KC is working hard on his MGE RPG game, but what I don't get is why he doesn't release the red oni remake to help tide fans over. Its the only remade profile art from MGE volume 1 that hasn't had a online release yet, and it seems like it would be less work since he already has the art and profile text (though he might have to shorten the text a bit).

I guess one could argue releasing her could mean releasing a making of thing on enty/patreon which takes time and paying a translator, but he wouldn't necessarily have to do that.

>> No.23744682

>>23744622
The best thing about MGE is the gargoyle! It is the finest monster in the land!

>> No.23744698

>>23744622
>>23744544
Don't forget Cathedrals too!

>> No.23744718
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>>23744628
For a canon example, one can look to the story of Prince Caspar and the mermaid Difina. Lots of struggle and hardship and tension in that tale, with only a declaration of life-long servitude and literal divine intervention giving a happy ending.

>> No.23744761

>Architects often used multiple gargoyles on a building to divide the flow of rainwater off the roof to minimize the potential damage from a rainstorm

Does that mean that Gargoyles are into watersports?

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>>23744622
>>23744682
>The light fades as you make camp in front of an old ruin. You don't take much note of it, there are lot of ruins in this area.

>Yet as the sky grows darker you sense a swelling of magic in the air, and look to a nearby statue. Purple light snakes its way in exotic, mystical patterns across grooves in her stony skin, until she springs to life with a lustful roar, her blazing purple eyes settling on you at once.

>Her tail thrashes in excitement, it's spiked mace-like tip cracking her pedestal on impact.

>Oh well, you weren't that sleepy anyway.

>> No.23744783

>>23744761
Would they/their husband piss rainwater?

>> No.23744784

>>23744698
You think there would be more nun habit gargoyles

>> No.23744812
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23744812

Foxes.

>> No.23744825

>>23744812
Say what you will about mobile games, they've encouraged a lot of great nine tailed fox art.

>> No.23744828

>>23744812
Gimme your oldest!

>> No.23744861
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>> No.23744866

>>23744812
I want to be their boytoy

>> No.23744870
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>>23744828
Foxes age like wine

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>>23744828
Sure thing.

>> No.23744891

>>23744870
Mmm, yes, I want her to ara at my youthful vigor.

>>23744873
This one would Hora and that might even be better.

>> No.23744894

what kind of youtube channel does your waifu have?

>> No.23744895

>>23744812
Can I get some sassy teenage foxes?

>> No.23744907

>>23744214
why alps?

>> No.23744919

>>23744825
The porn and art they generate still isn't worth them being shitty, basic gambling games for low quality waifu images though. The mobile industry isn't killing gaming like some people say, but it is a blight on it.

>> No.23744925
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>>23744825
Indeed.

>> No.23744933

>>23744907
Not him, but have you seen any straight men obsessing over fashion?

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>>23744895

>> No.23744941

>>23744907
So I can make a cheap "male fashion designers are gay" joke. Also because >>23744349.

>> No.23744945

hellhounds calling their husband "good boy" is fastest way to get a human boy to aheago currently know to science

>> No.23744951

>>23744682
Don't go mad from stone paizuri.

>> No.23744963

>>23744933
I kind of respect it even if I have no capacity for it. Or maybe because I have no capacity for it.

>> No.23744974
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23744974

Squirrels!

>> No.23744986
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>>23744895
One of these days I should organize this folder

>> No.23745009
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BORN TO FUCK

>> No.23745019
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>>23744974
What about them?

>> No.23745030

>>23744340
I don’t remember that one.

>> No.23745042

>>23744951
They'll comfortably edge you all day long.

>> No.23745049

>>23742133
but she cut herself off using a special-cancel to deliver a massive damage combo

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>>23744895

>> No.23745116
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Pofu.

>> No.23745117
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>>23744895

>> No.23745142

What monster is best at threatening you with rape?

>> No.23745170
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23745170

Onis in tights.

>> No.23745192

>>23745142
Outside of the usual huge, rape-happy monsters like hellhounds and manticores, species with high magic potential could probably make a good case of why you should "consent" to sex. Like an unsuspecting onii-chan finding out that the cute baphomet he's helping with her homework is not at all as hopeless as she looks.

>> No.23745201
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>>23745142
Officer Cheshire.

>> No.23745203

>>23745142
Jubjubs. Imagine The Birds, but pink and with fat, wobbling titties. The threat is implicit, but very, very real.

>> No.23745207

>thick loli Hellhound in a white summer dress that shows hints of her charcoal body through it
>she complains it's too hot and just takes it off
>reveals she was still wearing heart pasties under it
>she's smug and goes "haha anon were you expecting to see something"
>less smug when she realizes she's practically begging for buttsex

>> No.23745217
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>>23744521
Your loss.

>> No.23745301

>>23744870
What are vinegar foxes like?

>> No.23745310

>>23744861
It’s a stupid design, but I really enjoy this. I just want her to lay down on top of me.

>> No.23745320

>>23745301
Kumi-hoes

>> No.23745328

>>23744933
I was interested in it for about a week back in elementary school.

>> No.23745329

>>23745301
Best used to add zest to an otherwise flavorful relationship.

>>23745310
I understood that reference.

>> No.23745335

>>23745328
He said straight men though

>> No.23745343
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23745343

Anons without a clearly defined waifu...

Suppose you find yourself in the company of monster girls. Many of them are species you're quite fond of. They're all asking for you hand in marriage, but you're only permitted one wife. But all of a sudden, a rich and powerful lilim makes her way through the crowd of monster girls. And the lilim herself offers herself to you in marriage. Would you marry the lilim instead of the other girls, even if they're girls you've had countless dreams and thoughts about? Is her wealth and power enough to tip the scales in her favor?

Also, Mari is still best lilim.

>> No.23745358

>>23745329
It’s a reference?

>> No.23745378

>>23745343
Well, lets be honest here. Why wouldn't you? You're offered near infinite protection plus she would probably spoil the fuck out of you. The real question is why would multiple monster girls let alone a Lilim have any interest in a loser like me?

>> No.23745381

>>23745343
Yes because I'm a bad person.

>> No.23745387

>>23745343
I have to have some of attachment to give a shit about someone, so no.

>> No.23745409

>>23745378
>The real question is why would multiple monster girls let alone a Lilim have any interest in a loser like me?
As it turns out, humans from our world have insanely high mana stores. Something, something, the god(s) of our world suppress mana disbursement, so we tend to retain all the mana we develop over the years. So much so, that it's enough to fool a monster girl from another world into thinking we're high-level incubi. Single, high-level incubi are basically monster pussy magnets. Hence why you've got dozens of them wanting marry you

>> No.23745426

>>23745207
Loli heckpups are ripe for sodomy.

>> No.23745431

>>23745310
Imagine a cheetah/ ocelomeh loving you like this. https://youtube.com/watch?v=e6cWOQ8g328

>> No.23745461

>>23745431
but I already do
https://twitter.com/PIPIENPIPPI/status/1257849970985590785?s=20

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>>23745431
>2:28
Christ

>> No.23745503

>>23745142
Rata!

>> No.23745515
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23745515

Been meaning to get commissions turning dark souls 3 bosses into MGs.
Currently thinking about zombie abyss watchers turning one of their number into a Wight for the second phase.

>> No.23745543

>>23745515
The ass on that wight is amazing.

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23745553

>>23722959

>> No.23745554

>>23745343
Even if I didn't have a waifu I wouldn't go for the Lilim. I don't give a flying fuck about money or power, and I actually find the Lilim design to be boring.

>> No.23745563
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23745563

>>23745461
I ain't letting that fuckin bitch Carol Baskin send our wives away from us

>> No.23745577
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23745577

>>23727938
>new troll pics
Oh, happy day!

>> No.23745578

>>23745543
I have a severe weakness for my wight in jeans. I have so many outfits I want to get her in, but I keep on getting tight jeans over her ass.

>> No.23745585

>>23745578
A man gets to have his preferences

>> No.23745590
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23745590

>>23742405
she is a great lizard

>> No.23745596

>>23734477
Imagine being adopted by a hellhound. She wouldn't let you leave her sight, in fact she'd probably have you pressed up against her chest fluff constantly. You wouldn't be allowed to sleep without her, either.

And you know for a fact she won't take no for an answer once you hit puberty

>> No.23745636

>>23745590
I spy mofu

>> No.23745641

>>23745563
Something about those cats makes me want to be a frail missionary in their foreign land.

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23745665

>>23745636

>> No.23745681

>>23745142
what monster are the most deceptively good at rape? Best at concealing their rape power level, I think yetis and kikis.

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23745682

Since the thread is almost dead just wanna say thanks for being a good community. This place is always chill, cozy, and filled with men of culture. No board drama, no ecelebs, nothing. You're gentlemen and scholars, all of you. Thanks. you can reply with "fuck off hugboxer" now

>> No.23745688

>>23745335
words hurt anon

>> No.23745696
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23745696

>>23745343
It's nice to have money, but I just need enough for a comfy house with my wife and I don't give a shit about power, I don't want attention and responsibilities it brings. Just let me find a nice Jinko to marry.

>> No.23745700

>>23745682
>No board drama
>No ecelebs
Dude, what are you smoking? This place is constantly filled with drama, trolling and raising certain namefags to stupid heights

>> No.23745708

>>23745682
There's some drama from time to time but it's way less common than it used to be and seems kinda rare now unless a spammer drops by. The good vibes are appreciated anon.

>> No.23745720

>>23740542
>>23740507
>Shog dutifully cleaning mastah's mansion while humming a happy tune to herself
>suddenly the door bell rings
>She had invited her friends for dinner
>She was about to move towards the mansion entrance to welcome the guests before she stops herself
>"Oh, I almost forgot"
>She walks into mastah's bedroom and stands by the bed
>Suddenly a naked, panting and drained mess of a man flops out of her body and down on the bed
>"Have a nice rest mastah~" she says lovingly before leaving to greet her friends.

>> No.23745723

>>23743547
Because its hotter?
Also by being her master you've already become her husband. That's how it works silly.

>> No.23745728

>>23745682
fuck off hugboxer
I still like you guys, even if I wish you didn't let the trolls piss you off so easily.

>> No.23745753

>>23745343
Honestly, I find it hard to believe there are that many girls who want to marry me considering I'm ugly and low class.

>> No.23745755

>>23727938
Good to see you fixed your router, wikifag

>> No.23745756

>>23745426
You should call it something more romantic or amorous, fitting to be spoken in a lolihound's big perky ear when you tell her what you're planning.

>> No.23745767

>>23745753
Same. I'd even be shocked to find out my wife was interested in me if we ever met.

>> No.23745778

>>23745426
>Heckpups
Fuck off Hatch.
They're called Hellhounds.

>> No.23745788

>>23745778
pepper puppers

>> No.23745791

>>23745343
damn now I want to be corrupted by a wealth lilim

>> No.23745804

>>23745753
>>23745767
Don't worry, your waifus probably think they're not good enough for you either.

>> No.23745817

>>23745804
I don't even know who my waifu is.

>> No.23745827

>>23745791
She isn't actually that popular despite her wealth and power so all she wants is for somebody to love and worship her

>> No.23745828

>>23745804
>>23745817
same, but I'd take anything that offer so much as a trickle of attention to me, even if she isn't interested.

>> No.23745834

How often do you think monsters get distracted looking lovingly at their wedding ring, especially if it's made of magic gems filled with their husband's mana?

>> No.23745852

>>23745834
Constantly if they're newlywed

>> No.23745854

>>23745834
i wanna make a band that goes on my wife's tail

>> No.23745864
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23745864

>>23745641
You’d be raped by someone you can’t understand, that would be scary.

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>>23745834
>mamono wife at work
>admiring her wedding ring in her break
>start noticing something is off with the magical aura of the ring
>"Wait, that fucker is masturbating"

>> No.23745877

>>23727938
Whoever commissioned all those bunyip pics has my respect as I assume they are the reason the artists knew to depict the feathers as part of the mask rather than part of the bunyip (some artists make the mistake of giving KC's bunyip feathers).

Really love the shot of one with glowing heart eyes dragging a man into the water.

>> No.23745879

>>23745864
More erotic than scary.

>> No.23745899

>>23744622
Wow its about time I got my own displayable waifu. Now I can be like the cool kids.

>> No.23745904

>>23745864
being raped by a dark cat that i can't understand is my ideal wife encounter

>> No.23745905

>boohoo Im too ugly/poor/a loser-
Doing it wrong, shitlords
If you're gonna fantasize about a perfect waifu, fantasize being a perfect (or at least BETTER) you, too
Take your pity wankery elsewhere

>> No.23745910
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23745910

Wish there was more angelic/divine themed monstergirls and content. Its one thing to be raped by a savage beast-girl, or a seduced by a succubi family girl, but imagine getting raped by a holy girl. The mixture of fear, awe,confusion and eroticism while this majestic and higher being has her way with you for what must be a righteous reason.

>> No.23745911

>>23745864
Source?

>> No.23745926

>>23745905
When you are an autistic loser who can barely communicate with people, Of course you are going to wonder if a hot, strong, fucking MAGICAL girl is going to even glance at you. Of course, you wouldn't understand that.

>> No.23745940

>>23745911
Ordiy no Mori _ The Forest of Ordiy

>> No.23745946

>>23745926
Apparently you're an autistic loser who also can't read. Fantasize that you ARE good enough, dumbass

>> No.23745948
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23745948

When the Monster Girl random encounter starts with them doing a dance, you know you're in for a hard fight.

>> No.23745949

>>23745940
>spoonfeeding
Come on, anon. This one isn't even hard to find.

>> No.23745952

>>23745873
What's she going to do about it?

>> No.23745953

>>23745948
>[X] Flee

>> No.23745958

>>23745952
disciplining

>> No.23745962

>>23745940
Thanks

>>23745949
Suck it down, /a/utist

>> No.23745963

>>23745948
The only option is to charge and take them all on at once!

>> No.23745977

>>23745948
The trick is to beat the Hellhound first since she gives the other two orders, then the Zombie Dragon before she rampages. After they're defeated you can marry the Ocelomeh and raise a jungle cat family together.

>> No.23745987

Sexy times are good and fine, but the real meat of a relationship is how you help each other.

Waifufags, what does your waifu do to help you out when you're upset, downtrodden and worn out? Bonus points, what do you do for her?

Don't have a waifu? Think of any species and how they might go about caring for a man... without sex.

>> No.23745993

>>23745948
i want that ocelomeh to dance her ass in my face

>> No.23745999

>>23745958
That's not so bad. I'd do it on purpose just for that.

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>>23745993

>> No.23746009

>>23745926
then just imagine in whatever MG setting you like you are more successful or in the aftermath of the portals you do something notable. If that doesn't work imagine you getting raped by the scariest or most unappealing MG you can think of, and I mean really raped,not the soft, fun, loving rape we usually talk about.

>> No.23746012

>>23745696
>go to the Jinko lands
>find the main tribe who runs the lands
>ask to see their leader to talk to her about opening up some trade routes within the lands
>it’s just a Wurm with cat ears on
>the Jinkos don’t even know how she got there but she’s the strongest in the lands and therefore, the Jinko Queen

>> No.23746017

>>23746009
>spoiler
How is that supposed to help?

>> No.23746018

>>23745987
LOTS of cuddling. Also tasty snacks.

>> No.23746022
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23746022

>>23745987
I don't have a waifu and I am a self conscious manlet. So anything big and strong that could protect me from chads and reach the top shelf for me would be more then I could ask for. Ideally I'd be her healslut.

>> No.23746023

>>23745987
Gives me the time I need to be alone to get over the worst of it, and long, tight cuddles when I seem to need it.
It's rare for her to be down, but I'd also give her a good hug when she needed it and listen to whatever was worrying her.

>> No.23746027

>>23743031
I already did and now I'm spent.

>> No.23746030
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23746030

>Hello Human, how are you?! It's a fine day for traveling and being a wandering merchant!

>> No.23746031

>>23746022
That image never fails to make me laugh. Fucking stupid bird.

>> No.23746038

>>23745949
eh it's a bad end anyway

>> No.23746040

>>23746030
>Holy shit a talking animal!

>> No.23746046

>>23746030
It's like she's just asking to get pushed to the ground.

This must be a trap. There's a vicious rapist in the bag, isn't there?

>> No.23746049

>>23746030
sell anything for making short micegirls easily impregnated?

>> No.23746052

>>23746031
>tfw no retarded parrot harpy gf

>> No.23746053

>>23746031
Cockatoo-san can't control herself around chocolate.

>> No.23746055

>>23746017
it is your fate ,if you to assume the worst outcome your will be lead to the worst outcome. Still better than most human girl though.

>> No.23746060
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PUSS!

>> No.23746062

>>23746030
Urge to protect rising.

>> No.23746069

>no loli Dark Priest gf who literally begs to be molested, sodomized, and used for sin

>> No.23746074

>>23746055
Actually the worst outcome would be getting ignored forever, and eventually dying unloved and alone. Which is basically what's going to happen to most of us here anyway.

>> No.23746075

>>23746055
It's true. Rather be rapped by a horrible.. whatever then be divorce raped.

>> No.23746076

>>23746030
I'd warn her that she's in for some pretty mondo back issues if she has to carry that pack around all the time.

>> No.23746087

Which monster girl would make a good stripper?

>> No.23746093

>>23746087
all

>> No.23746098

>>23746074
Eh, most 3D relationshits go terribly anyway looking at the statistics. Dying alone happens to most people but at least we won't get emotionally and financially fucked over on top of this.

>> No.23746104

>>23745999
She has only herself to blame really. She made you addicted to her scent.

>> No.23746110
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>>23746087
Nereids.

>> No.23746112

>>23746087
The more humanoid ones.
The idea of a Centaur poledancing is funny as fuck though.It'd probably look like a gmod shitpost.

>> No.23746116

>>23746087
It would be easier to say which ones would make a bad stripper.

Centaurs stand out. Those with large and unwieldy lower bodies. Not Lamiae, of course, since they know how to work those hips.

Slimes might have trouble grasping the core concepts—and the whole "clothes" thing—but it could work.

>> No.23746130

>>23746116
Nureonago are good with clothes

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>>23737127
KC really fucked up by giving the Amazoness noodle arms. If she had this physique she would be so many tiers up.....

He should redo the profile, I recall him doing Red Oni and actually ading abs or abslike. By the way, anyone has it?

>> No.23746133

>>23746098
>looking at the statistics
World population is 7 billion and growing.

>> No.23746142

>>23746133
I mean in the west, anon.

>> No.23746155

>>23746133
Culling soon.

>> No.23746166

>>23745977
Excelent taste.

>> No.23746190

>>23737127
Around the first daughter or so.

>>23737546
Ah yes, the classic amazoness trick, "become a bodyguard for some gullible hunk and drag him back home". Never fails.

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