/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i want to fuck the dog

https://youtu.be/dQD2KfCGHyg

>>23712883
I was going to make the next OP with this but I guess you did it first.

>>23712883
Hololive / Virtual YouTuber livestream resources:
HoloTools: https://hololive.jetri.co/
HoloStats: https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream
VNUMA: https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/live
User Local: https://virtual-youtuber.userlocal.jp/lives

bad op bad thread

>>23712883
6 days heh... wishful thinking... sure is nice to see her smile though... maybe one day we'll get to hear her cute voice when wakes up again... one can only hope...

>>23712885
https://vocaroo.com/9PuLf0cH7xM

Korone is Love, Korone is Life

Fuck off Ayame.

>>23712914
Leave vocaroo shit in the last thread.

>>23712887
Best holo right there

if i heard correctly, shien needs an id to recover his twitter...

Who has the smelliest streaming room in all of hololive

>>23712916
this

>>23712912
Hold strong ayamedoomposter

So, what's the deal with this?

>>23712924
Noel, she has trash everywhere in her room

>>23712924
miko

>>23712883
BASED

>>23712934
towa yo...

does flare normally have her mouse cursor stuck in the corner of the screen

I'm going to draw an ayame every day she doesn't stream. I won't post them sine I'm shit and draw traditionally but just know I'll be doing it!

>>23712924
Aqua. On her own she wouldn't be the smelliest, but she has let Mea into her room on at least one occasion.

>Sowwy anon, I rike plomised we would get maweed but I am Suisei's cumpet nao!
Siiigh, give it to me straight doc, is there nothing I can do?

Post your hololive confessions

Some of my greatest nuts of all time were to canan vids

https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm

Just...

TOWA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pvuIJdcogA

Yankee Rushia!

post narratives before this thread passes 100 posts

>>23712934
Isn't that just a play of words with her last name?

>>23712924
Ayame's room smells of semen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuTexZbqzu8

WTF PEKORABROS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN IN APRIL

>>23712924
aqua she is a literal onion

>>23712934
Placeholder before they came up with the perfect menhera chuuni name.

>>23712944
I keep dreaming of being a cute girl and being in Hololive and it's crushing my soul that it's not real.

>>23712948
Coco is good

Not so fast fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxky2bBvmZo

>>23712948
Here's a narrative.
https://files.catbox.moe/jivnpa.webm

>>23712924
Suisei since she probably smokes in the room

Which shinymas is Robel's favorite? Yuika?

Am I retarded if I unironically want haato to play bunnyman or getting over it for the billionth time again?

>>23712966
Yeah

>>23712959
ぶんぶんちゃ

degenewates.

>>23712950
Implying she even gets to her room

Rinze's cards are the most aesthetic imo

post THAT subaru webm

My Haachama is sounding kind of strange after a couple hours of streaming...

>>23712944
ive only been watching for a week

>>23712943
blue hair next

>>23712947

>>23712966
No

>>23712948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtbtO9clTVk
flare HATES this video

>>23712948
Haato lost braincells living in Australia

>>23712948
An incident happened during the initial Hololive merch sales...
https://streamable.com/49e5m

>>23712959

>>23712973
her card with the rain falling down on her is unironically the most beautiful card in the entire game

>>23712957
which live is this

>>23712962
god fucking dammit

>>23712951
Damn thought Kanata would be #1, I guess I didn't send in enough aka supa.

HAATO WTF

>>23712943
Replace the pig with Suisei's "microphone"

>>23712983
for you anon
love
35p

MY FUCKING EARS
おおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

SHE DID IT LADS

SHE FUCKING DID IT

My FUCKING EAAAAAAAAAAARS

towarine...
https://files.catbox.moe/4iepso.webm

HOLY SHIT
THATS IT
SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY

ouch

I'm fucking deaf now, thanks Haato

>>23712983
>>23712992
Now you've done it...

>>23712998
Finally a womb I'd be willing to bully.

Haato has good taste. Kogone is the best.

Jesus Christ Haachama it's just an anime girl

Holy fuck

i closed it, how much blood are my ears in for?

>>23712962
This isn't Haato

Haato's scream is a lethal weapon

Fuck you guys, peko.

>>23712992
Mikochichad is alright though.

>>23712978
>>23712947
So is Rushia an otaku or not? Was the chart correct?

rushia's love feels like
https://streamable.com/vsb2cu

Top 5 Ear Piercing Shrieks from Haato Ch

>A very cute (?), clumsy girl who speaks with a Nagasaki accent. "I ain't gonna lose to anyone when it comes to hard work" is her motto, and she possesses the (unfounded) belief that she can do anything. The truth is, overall, her failures outweigh her successes, but she has a strong mind and doesn't see failures as failures. Without fear, she marches forward and gains experience, and then grows as a person. Basically, she's the type that wants to be praised, and when she's praised she'll want to do anything.
Kogane is literally haachama

>>23712966
Am I retarded if I want to get kicked in the balls?

>>23712951
coco had her livestream ban, every month something big happens to her
now may has nothing we will see how much she really is worth

>jetri now lets you toggle the sidebar
b a s e d

Damn Shien's voice is nice. Him chanting Merlin's noble phantasm sounds similar to Sakurai

Haachama actually doing something right for once
I was getting worried she was gonna give up based on the way she was starting to crack

>>23713016
>>23713020
It barely even helps, what the fuck.

MAIDS ARE ASLEEP POST RARE HOLO FACES

>>23713024

>>23713021
Damn...

>>23713014
You wanted Haato?
https://files.catbox.moe/yj5dpu.webm

>>23713030
That's because Haachama's screams are beyond the understanding of human hearing.

Luna is the cutest.

>>23713030
Is there a way to increase the frequency to a higher one and see if you can wake up all dogs nearby ?

WATCH TOWA... https://youtu.be/_aIfpJXKRWE

>>23713046
Not unless she's playing APEX.

>>23713046
I already am.

>>23712944
I have detailed fantasies about if I was a Holo. My design, persona, who would be the main girls I collab and am friends with, what kind of games I'd play, songs I'd practice singing for karaoke streams and more. Fuck I've even imagined funny little moments that'd be clipped and translated for EOP-kuns. This lockdown needs to fucking end or I'm going to die.

>>23713035

>>23713046
I have her muted while I watch Shien.

>>23713025
Is Luna the reason they brought Moona in?

>>23713046
>"hurr durr mom was a slut and now her womb is dying"
>"the ghost of your aborted brother wants to kill you btw"
shit game

>>23712985
I wish they released these in higher quality

>>23713050
Same, except for the lockdown part having anything to do with it.

>>23712951
When you realize Sio earned twice as much as Coco because she doesnt have a company taking a cut

>>23713019
Rushia fags Scare me and i'm one of them

>>23712951
Pekobros... We're out of good metal gear games... How the fuck are we gonna win now?

it's 4am anons time to sleep
don't make the maids work too hard they do it for free

>>23713055
Reminds me of that one short manga of the bitch living her life and it's from the POV of the woman's aborted child's spirit.

>>23713050
Damn dude, that's kinda sad. Hang in there.

>>23713061
Dragon Quest!

>>23713062
It's only 1 AM here and I'm not sleeping until I can watch Towa play shitty chinese spyware shooting games.

>>23713050
Same tbdesu.

>>23712944
I'm an EOP even though I've been watching since before Sora and was in her first 1000 subs

>>23713068
Dragon Quest isn't as big as MGS.

I think we just watched the start of Haachama's gacha addiction...

>haachama actually rolling
wait, h-haachama?

I have never once seen any gameplay from these gacha streams. Do you even do anything in these games besides roll for jpegs?

>>23713061
She hasn't played MGR yet though.

haachama's eyebrows...

>>23713077
Welcome to gachawhale

>>23713068
Dragon Quest is fucking boring. You're better off playing it than watching someone play it for you.

>>23713046
No thanks. I'll watch her Valorant stream tho

>>23713077
No

https://twitter.com/AnakSTM45/status/1258254147754668032
Haram as fuck Alien.

>>23713074
>Dragon Quest isn't as big as MGS.

>>23712912
>>23712883
Haha... 4 hours of Ayame per month... I can't ask for too much...

>>23713087
Yes, thanks for repeating it.

Spooky ending.

You'll join right anon?

>>23713077
Rolling for jpegs is the actual game

Kanatan missed her planned stream and said she's late, I hope she's okay.

Didn't get to see her in a dream but instead got a dream about playing Apex together with Aqua, or rather being inside the game with her. A virtual space like this does make sense for a Holodream now that I think about it. She was pretty good at the game as expected.
Also I kinda never realized that the language barrier might be too much of a problem for a dream. All the Holodreams I had were mostly devoid of spoken interactions. That's what I get for being mostly EOP, fuck.

>>23713087
Yeah
Neither are particularly big though

>>23713077
Idol raising, "gameplay" is deciding what parameters to improve and then pushing a bunch of QTEs.

okayubros get ready

>>23713089
She'll stream more once her baby grows older and has a regular sleeping schedule.

That was some violent pai tacchi Haachama has idolmaster talent

>>23713019
Healing cutie

Miko !?

>>23712944
Based
Mommy milkies are just as perfect as Noel’s

>>23713082
whitoids filtered.

>>23713103
Dating miko!

>>23713095
I can't think of a better reason to do your reps then.

>>23713103
what a whore. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_509P_QT64

Remember to tune in to dog's Siren in 3 hours

Do you retards seriously not know that Dragon Quest is very popular in Japan?

>>23713106
where do i see this

>>23713115

>>23713112
Was just thinking the same thing, time to get serious about this.

>>23713114
>Youtube're my sunshine

>>23713106
I wonder how the other holos feel about her being a camwhore.

>>23713087
ignore retarded eops getting filtered by THE jrpg

>>23713115
Doesn't matter how popular it is if the plot isn't as engaging and retarded as MGS.

>>23713117
she never shows her nipples :/

>>23712966
She hasn't collected all the carrots or completed the timed trials for the last world yet. She's probably going to one of these days.

>>23713124
i dont care ill take a titfuck sweater and exposed thighs with upskirt over nude

>>23712944
I think I finally understand why I love Ayame so much and it's a bit embarrassing but here goes. In high school I dated a girl for about a year and half. Very pretty, basically out of my league. We talked about marriage and were very much in love (puppy love if you want to call it that). I wanted her to be my first and me hers, but she always found an excuse not to have sex with me. It was strange. So one day I got fed up with her and tell her I wanted to go on a break. She agreed. So we're on a break, but I fully intended to get back together with her after a while. Well one day some guy messages me saying he fucked my ex girlfriend in the town's mall bathroom. I legitimately thought he was fucking with me but I asked my ex about it and she just started crying and saying she was sorry and that "it just happened" and that she still loved me and wanted to get back together. I said fuck that, we're done. The few days after that, I couldn't stop thinking about this dude fucking my ex girl in that bathroom stall. He defiled her. I could only imagine her moans and pleasure. It turned me on and I had some of the best cooms of my life. Ever since, I've enjoyed NTR. It just happened and that's how it is. I still talk to her now from time to time and we catch up because she genuinely meant a lot to me back then and was my first love. But yeah. Whenever I watch Ayame I get that same rush that I got back then and I love the rush. Not to mention Ayame is honestly really cute and fun to be around. This feeling just takes it over the top for me.

>>23713035

>>23713129

>>23713103
>translatiing tsukiattekurete as dating
sasuga machine tl

Does anyone have the Christmas clip of Noel's roommate crying before she joined Holo?

>>23713129

>>23713134
Fuck off

>>23713129
Don't taint ayame with this shit.

>>23713035

More weird Towa noises for the collection

>>23713129
who was the character originally in this post? Rushia?

>>23713129

Shien yo...

>>23713129
There is an easy way to cure your NTR fetish...
You just have to imagine this past situation again but change the events to you fucking her instead.
If you replace your old memory with this new one you will want to NTR other people instead and might have a chance with Ayame !

>>23713129
>people still deny that ayame narrative is fanfic made by actual cuckolds

>>23713035

How fake is Rushia going to be in her Shinymas stream?

Finally watched Vのから騒ぎ from last night.
didn't know festival's dad was a policeman. guess you learn something new everyday

How do JSLs even watch this? Between laughter, fast talking and high-level conversations I had trouble following most of the video outside of the questions. Even with the questions I still don't understand Mea's Law answer and Gundou's Hera answer.
Anyone can help a bro out?

>>23713129
It only works with the rushiacuck

>DQfags unironically think their game is as big as MGS
Now this is some high level delusion.

Which of you faggots are suggesting Towa to play DDLC?

>>23713129
No... Ayame poster not you too...

>>23713146
I wish it was a narrative but there's substantial evidence about Ayame's past identity and that past identity had a boyfriend.

>>23713129
based

>>23713103
Why do you morons think google translating anything and taking it at face value is a good idea? You really can't complain when people call you out for your retardation when you do shit like this.

>>23713150
communication isn't all just language
you can still feel the conversation just fine

>>23713159
Anon... It's a fucking joke.

Bros is this what haachama really thinks of us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcu0xrRX460

I already miss Haachama's screams...
At least I can watch this on loop:
https://youtu.be/IuWVMPyGXh0

>>23713155
Not me, if I was going to bother logging into Youtube to post in English in Towa's chat to recommend her a random game it'd be E.Y.E.

>>23713103
I'd date Miko

>>23713160
>non-Japanese speakers unironically believe this

>>23713154

>>23713163
You maybe, she loves me though.

>>23713166
I'd also date Miko

>>23713163
はあちゃまっちゃま〜

>>23713159
Any time we post screenshots with google translate or DeepL translation it's because the translation is funny, it's not serious.

>>23713164
Did Haachama delete the vod where she was muted at the start of the stream and the first thing you hear when she unmutes is her screaming that she was muted?

>>23713155
Me why

>>23713163
https://files.catbox.moe/bqi1oi.mp4

NOW IS THE TIME, WATCH SHIEN BROS. He's thinking about what games to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DyovoOQAYM&feature=emb_title

>>23713141
yes

>>23713174
It's nice to be so optimistic.

>>23713178
Tell him to play Mafia 3

>>23713129
>This will become a new ritual post
thanks ayamefag

>>23713175
Don't think so, I saw it recently

>>23713128
https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/905735/#q914604
it's the third vid in this torrent

>>23713128
just search for canan ASMR

>>23713176
Give me your home address

>>23713160
Yeah I get what you mean, flow plus context is usually enough to satisfy me but not this stream
This is one video where I need actual answers. Way too much flew over my head.

Where are the other guys that watched it? At the bare minimum I want to understand what mea and gundou were answering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3s
YAGOO, A-chan please change the thumbnail already...

are we watching shion play apex with cat, okayubros?

>>23713192
I'm not even N5 yet so I could barely catch anything, sadly. I really want to learn more because of it.

Shien's BGM is very relaxing

Haachama's screams are moe.

>>23713182
well, someone mentioned the mafia series to him

Rushia Idolmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sgk0XIssQI

Shion Apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWW3kMrO6xA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sgk0XIssQI
even my cute daughterwife is playing shinymas, what have you done PPT...

>>23713163
She is such a tease, I just want to squeeze her cheeks and mess all her hair up

>>23713120
Based Korone playing the algorithm

>>23713205
>PPT
Roberu*

>>23713204
rushia too...

>>23713092
For fake reactions? No thanks

>>23713214
Should have added a peko to the bottom like
It's not pekora without a peko in it

>>23713206
please don't bully Haachama, she have autism.

The unquestionable face of hololive don't you forget it people

I'm going to post the duck every thread until you like her.

>>23713192
Link a section you want translated and I'll have a look.

>>23713223
Wrong

>>23713129
I didn't really think the Ayamecucks meme was real...

LIAR RUSHIA, YOU DIDN'T SUDDENLY THINK YOU REALLY WANTED TO PLAY SHINYMAS A FEW DAYS AGO... YOU COPY CAT OR GOT SHILLED

ShinnyMas is really going all out with the marketing lately.

>>23713233
Anon what do you think "suddenly" means

>>23713224
I’m going to fuck the duck every time you post this

>>23713238
am I autistic if I reply in the moment, at that moment.

>>23713233
>LIAR RUSHIA, YOU DIDN'T SUDDENLY THINK YOU REALLY WANTED TO PLAY SHINYMAS A FEW DAYS AGO...
That's how it works when you have friends playing though?
I'll most likely get the sudden urge to install the game and try it myself even if none of them shill it to me. If it's a game I quit but they're playing again or if it's a game I wanted to try but never got around to then i'll install it even faster.

>>23713215
She's not fake ; ;

the posts are slowing down, is this really the end of hololive?

>>23713244
rushia is not friends with roberu, kanata, aqua or haato.

>>23713226
these 2 screenies
they just lost me

>>23713233
Could it possibly be that these are... Sponsored streams?!?!

Hope I wake up in time for Siren
haachama chama

Shion has a cute intro

>Okayu singing Shion's intro

That's some cute shit.

>Okayu humming Shion BGM because it stopped halfway
kek

Towa has a collab with Aki? I guess beggars can't be choosers.

>>23713250
she's friends with suisei, close enough

Wattson is so cute bros...

>>23713262
Aki is doing better than towa though

>>23713253
no... NOOOOOOOOO

>>23713224
but i already like her
speaking of, she only has cultist tower, ebott rock and the underground castle left in FF6 right?

>Shion's sensitivity
the fuck

>>23713233
Kanata has been shilling it to her in her recent totsumachi

Watch Shion-Okayu APEX now

>>23713192
Gundou doesn't wear anything when she's streaming and says because it's a leather chair she can easily clean it. Mea then asks her about period blood and shit. Gundou also says it's easier to masturbate if she's naked all the time. Mea pisses in the shower so much that she reflexively gets the urge to piss whenever she hears the sound of water coming out of a showerhead. Gibara wants to marry and have sex with little girls. Matsuri agress with her.

Fuck and that's only the first 15 minutes.

God I just want to punch Rushia in her stupid annoying face over and over again

>>23713277
I'm watching it for Shion.

>>23713277
always watching cat!!

>>23713269
Did she do Cyan's dream already?

Matsuri and Suisei have a really cute dynamic, I hope they collab more

>>23713289
that was the last thing she did yesterday that i noticed, she did get strago though

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1258257607258550274?s=09


First Artia and now Towa.

>>23713282
I liked it better when I was young and I thought women were pure and cute instead of huge degenerates and completely gross.

>>23713163
I saw an EOP who took the translated clips title literally and tried to warn her she had been 'exposed' and should really talk about it with her fans.
Made me question humanity even more than usual.

did the new imas come out today or something? even rushia's playing it

>>23713269
Yeah, she should be done in 2 streams max

>>23713253
This is not meant to shit on holo or anything like that but my preference for Shinymas streams is Tsukino Mito, the levels of degeneracy she can reach just by reading one line are truly amazing (And recently Uzuki Kou because he's giving an opinion of the game like a normalfag and I find his reactions hilarious)

It's ironic that Flare has so few EOPs, she can actually understand english. Surprised me when she just straight up translated "Don't forget to eat your lunch/dinner" superchat.
Not complaining though, keep the EOPs off autistic elf.

>>23713251
>If there weren't any laws what would you do?
I would make a rule that you have to kiss me and make out with hot guys everyday. Otakus are out so don't bother.

Don't get the first part, means something like "if I had to name something" I think. Don't know why this fucking idiot is making up rules when the question is what you'd do with no rules.

>Mel posts 3 music videos (all unpopular relative to her peers) then disappears for a month
Is she going to be alright

>>23713282
fuck gundou made my pp hard

>>23713304
She's busy whoring herself on NND so she's fine.

I've went and watched Coco's Tim and Eric parody several dozen times now, that shit was fantastic.

What's the latest cumpet narrative

>>23713292
what a literal translation, is it google translate?

>>23713282
>Mea pisses in the shower so much that she reflexively gets the urge to piss whenever she hears the sound of water coming out of a showerhead
i know this feel all too well

>>23713317
Don't worry about it

>>23713317
Can be an ESL jap as well

>>23713160
Not when you are autistic like Flare!

>>23713303
ah ok the otaku line was a seperate statement
I was reading it as イケメンと毎日ちゅうするオタク and it confused the fuck outta me

>>23713321
Literal cancer on the community. Why the fuck do people who can't speak English think they have any business at all translating things in to English?

>>23713315
Rushia...

>>23713282
Imagine the stink if they were all in a room.

>>23713224
I love this glorious duck.

>>23713296
Ignorance is bliss. I just accept that humans are disgusting. Externally and internally.

>>23713303
You got the gist of it but she's actually saying she wants to be able to name anyone and compel them to kiss her so she can kiss hot guys everyday. She won't be using this on otakus so they should forget about being called.

>>23713331
Subaru makes me want to become a normalfag and leave this place forever

>>23713331
I will love her forever and ever...

You guys didn't tell me Shion was good at singing

>>23713251
This second one is such bullshit I vaguely understand what it says but having to type it out makes me lost.

Rushia's enjoying this game a little too much

>>23713326
Well that's a problem the EOPs should be complaining about. While I agree with you, I don't really care since I've already done my part learning this retarded language

>>23713331
holy shit
thats me

Why does Okayu sound like a fat person? He voice is so rugged.

>>23713186
>archiveofsins
Shit son, I never knew about this archive before. Even archives /i/. Sweet.

>>23713354
I like her better when she's angry

>>23713358
RIP fireden

>>23713356
Anon I'm sorry, but that's definitely me.

>>23713326
maybe you should start translate their video if you hate these so much?

>>23713282
>Gundou doesn't wear anything when she's streaming and says because it's a leather chair she can easily clean it
Absolutely disgusting.

>Mea pisses in the shower so much that she reflexively gets the urge to piss whenever she hears the sound of water coming out of a showerhead
What the fuck man.

>Gibara wants to marry and have sex with little girls.

Nothing wrong with this when you really think about it.

>>23713282
Gundou masturbating flew over my head but I did pick up on mea's pavlov pissing in the shower and the other stuff you said
Regarding matsuri's homicide answer, she wants to try killing a man not because she hates anyone in particular or wants to vent her hate but because she wants to know the face a dying person makes, right? That's what I caught at least.

Oh boy
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1258323732159852544
Valorant has no JP translation, only Korean.

>>23713370
I empathize with Matsuri. I own a gun and hope I have a home invader one day so I can use it and justifiably kill someone just to know how it feels.

>>23713371
I'm surprised there isn't a bigger korean audience for idols.

>>23713370
>Regarding matsuri's homicide answer, she wants to try killing a man not because she hates anyone in particular or wants to vent her hate but because she wants to know the face a dying person makes, right?
So matsuri is a Sociopath/Psychopath that simps for Hoshikawa hard? Is she going to end up kidnapping her and raping her every day until she accepts her?

>>23712944
I find myself wanting to beat and torture Mea the more I see her.

why does rushia look normal when looking down but look like she has autism when looking straight/upwards
also she sounds like she's dying on stream

>>23713368
Not him, but you should know how hard it is to translate stuff when you aren't 100% proficient, ESL-kun.

>>23713377
Why be a vtuber when you can just get plastic surgery and become a Kpop idol?

>>23713370
I don't think I like girls anymore. Any room at the homostars table?

>>23713370
LYGER IT'S YOUR CHANCE

>>23713371
is Riot really this retarded?

>>23713378
>raping
Matsuri is going to Jeffery Dalmer Hoshikawa.

>>23713336
For someone like Subaru I would abandon everything that ties me to my current life style.

>>23713370
>Vのから騒ぎ
>>23713384
So many degenewates in one video.

>>23713380
leave alone my gf

>>23713378
So there's now two yanderes in homolive?

>>23713370
Yeah she says she wants to see how a person reacts and the face they make when they're about to be killed. Her preferred target is a perfectly healthy adult man who has never experienced any hardship in his life.

I don't want to watch this shit anymore. What the fuck man.

Why do people always feel the need to bring up Hoshikawa when Matsuri is discussed?

>>23713282
>Mea pisses in the shower so much that she reflexively gets the urge to piss whenever she hears the sound of water coming out of a showerhead
Didn't think I'd ever relate to Mea. When did my life go so wrong?

Rinze claims another...

>>23713282
They also start talking about cockroaches getting up in there. What the fuck.

>>23713391
You'd have to defeat :fire:Maimoto:fire:. But on the plus side you'd also get Ui mama

>>23713387
japan didn't have their own LoL servers until like season 5 or something. they had to play on korean ones

>>23713282
They all make Matsuri look so tame

>>23713387
Japan doesn't care about FPS

>>23713400
By pissing in the shower

I really hope one day Risu can collab with Nijisanji's Hana.

>>23712883
>is unironically the exact narrative of ayame
fucking hell bros

>>23713396
Because it's funny to see her get bullied like the little beta orbiter that she is.

>>23713411
By that time Risu will have double Hana's statistics

>>23713396
As a Matsuribro, ask Matsuri why she feels the need to bring up Hoshikawa in every stream. It goes hand in hand at this point, until she learns to get over it.

>>23713400
Why not?
Pissing in the shower habit starts back when I was in elementary and I thought it was convenient

>not in the mood for story heavy games
>install Apex because choobas like it
>it's actually fun
Well shit

>>23713370
Personally i fantasize about killing someone because they did something objectively wrong like raping someone. I want to kill someone that makes me a hero, i want to kil someone to feel like i have purpose

>>23712883
Who the fuck is Ayame and why did you you steal the /hlg/ OP to post about something unrelated to HL?

>>23713420
Wanna duo?

Matsuri has the most attractive design out of all the girls, but aside from that all she really seems to have going for her is being a disgusting degenerate, which doesn't really make me want to watch her.

>>23713318
>>23713400
>>23713418
Shower pissing bros
I mean, it goes straight down the drain so it's all good right?

Peeing in Aqua's shower crosses the line though I'm sure everyone would agree.
That's too fucked up

>>23713420
Play titanfall 2 instead of apex

>>23713411
Risu would lose all confidence in her English.

>>23713430
>Matsuri has the most attractive design out of all the girls
Imagine unironically believing this
>>23713432
I don't play dead games.

>>23713411
>>23713414
I love how cute Risu is but watching her hurts me. I tried watching her Bastion stream and the first 20 minutes was her constantly switching between Indo and English with random Japanese sprinkled in for no real reason. First 20 minutes of the stream was her pausing every 2 minutes or so to fix the chat or read the chat too so I'll stick to clips or funny stuff people link.

>>23713431
What about peeing in Aqua's butt?

>>23713428
Brb going to downvote

>>23713433
Risu's english is pretty good

>>23713400
i do the same thing when i shower because its convenient and saves water, pissing on the bathtub and a little bit of water instead of using the toilet bowl flush saves huge amounts of water as well

>>23713430
You really, TRULY, ACTUALLY, believe that fucking bobble-headed, bug-eyed design is the most attractive?

Towa you are breaking my heart by playing this trash instead of R6S... You and Aki playing Rainbow is like my literal dream come true collab. I will Aka all the supachas if only she could hear my plea.

>>23713282
Being naked within the confines of your own room is perfectly fine.

I used to piss in the shower up till I was 12. Understandable but goddamn she should grow out of it.

I would definitely want to marry and fuck little girls.

I don't want to kill people who have not wronged me in any way just to see the look of horror on their faces.

>>23713431
Literally nothing wrong with it as long as you actually properly clean it. If showerhead has a high-pressure mode, switch on, go all around the bath / basin of the shower to ensure proper cleaning. If a basin, go diagonally from the furthest edge of the outlet so you don't pool any urine in a corner. Sorted.
>>23713438
Full of vitamin Urea. Or would that be Mea?

>>23713436
She has severe technical issues, hopefully she buys a new PC and does some Japanese collabs.

>>23713432
Let me check how alive it is...

Nah.

>>23713433
She's not as fragile as Haato when it comes to that so I doubt it.

>>23713435
I do unironically believe it. Whenever I see her I just want to ryona her. I'm actually kind of glad that she's my most attractive since I can focus all my horrible lust onto one I don't like as much and let my love for the rest remain pure.

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1258330350855446530

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1258330350855446530 haachama

Quick, post your favorite Holo cover!
https://youtu.be/0scxODT68X4

>>23713459
Imagine having YAGOO as your boss

IS RUSHIA A JURIFAG? Subbed

>>23713414
I originally felt bad for Hana because she works her ass off but Risu seems to be legit. Hana still is the best overall ID because of her choice in games.

Get a room you two.

>>23713400
>>23713410
>>23713418
>>23713431
Was that meme about Japanese plumbing being connected to the shower and Mea stinking up Aqua's house with piss not true?

>>23713461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xrie_yK-Y

>>23713467
englishteachersama....

>>23713459
>>23713460
How are you fuckers so fast

>>23713459
>>23713460
>8 seconds apart

>>23713395
>>23713370
So matsuri is absolutely fucked in the head? I'll never be able to see her the same way again now that I know she's an actual psychopath

>>23713459
based

>>23713459
Looks like Yagoo literally just discovered the Redalice Haachama remix. He's onboard.

>>23713461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGXZNHNhI0I

>>23713474
Probably using Lyger's tool but switched for Haato in some way.

https://youtu.be/osvjd3sXLSI

>>23713459
>>23713460
Why does YAGOO do this? This is just further proof he watches Haachama be a complete baka on stream and is totally okay with it.

>>23713474
I have push notifications enabled for YAGOO's posts

>>23713461
Fubuki singing Shin Takarajima!
https://streamable.com/cfjiui

>>23713471
I thought mea leaked on a pad and left it on top of aqua's fridge.

>>23713475
Her design is so fucking good it's not fair
>>23713476
What, wanting your fans to masturbate to you, having fantasies about having sex with fans, and stalking some poor girl didn't tip you off?

>>23713446
I should clarify it's her actual design I like and not her Live2D. It looks much better in fan art/her 3D model.

>>23713481
Nevermind I'm retarded and I didn't actually check the link.
Actually swapped for YAGOO.

>>23713251
Q4: What will you do when you've become a menhera?
Mirei: First I'm gonna buy a big stuffed toy from My Melody, then I'm gonna put on 14.5mm brown contact lenses, put on some brown eyeliner, have a single brush of pink highlights (like on your hair), braid my weirdly wavy hair, wear a pink one-piece dress with frilly collars, post a heavily edited photo I took with snow (look it up) with the hashtag #病み垢さんと繋がりたい (it's a normalfag twitter meme, don't wanna explain)
Then I'll get charmed by a self-proclaimed playboy but proud otaku hits me up and says "If you're fine with me let's have a chat^^", and then I'll get stalked and I'll cut my wrists.

>>23713303
Read the sentence like this
（誰かを）名指したら（誰かが）絶対めあとちゅうしなきゃいけない

>>23713485
I already knew this was gonna happen but I just let it happen to me anyway

>>23713476
i don't think she literally wants to kill somebody anon

>>23713461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20

>>23713483
He just gave up.

>>23713486
Man this story just keeps getting distorted the more it spreads. It's literally like a game of telephone. One of these days I'm going to hear someone say Mea flung her sanitary pad at Aqua's mom's face and everyone in the thread is going to believe it.

Did people seriously not know about Matsuri's ryona fetish?
And it wasn't for getting ryona'd, by the way.

Why can't Rushia play something original for once

>>23713485
Anon... That's not fubuki...

>>23713482
I hate to bring up irl shit but from what I've seen, Matsuri is a cute girl irl despite putting on a little too much makeup. I find it hard to believe she would have issues getting a relationship with either sex.

>>23713486
Na, behind it probably in some cavity where the radiator is. Most likely there was some trashcan next to it or something.

>>23713503
and Aqua's mom grew up to be Albert Einstein

>>23713488
>What, wanting your fans to masturbate to you, having fantasies about having sex with fans, and stalking some poor girl didn't tip you off?
That's just regular kimo-ota stuff. Like the average anon but female. If you want to kill someone just to know what it feels and to see the face they make then that's someone with really fucked fantasies and probably a psychopath.

>>23713503
I cant believe Mea flung her sanitary pad on Aqua's mom

>>23713503
Mea put her pads into Aqua's toaster, then Aqua went to make some toast without removing them, causing it to go up in flames and burn down her entire house as well as her neighbor's house. Her neighbor ended up joining Hololive as Subaru so it all worked out in the end. True story.

>>23713503
she did WHAT? I knew mea was sick but not to this level. Absolutely disgusting and vile.

>>23713485
So this is how people feel when I mikoboat them.

>>23713461
It's technically a cover https://youtu.be/iO49k8GEVhI

>>23713483
YAGOO was Haato's father the whole time.

Aquas mom literally threw her tampon to Meas dad and got stuck on Mea's smelly bed

>>23713521
https://files.catbox.moe/ri508s.mp4

>>23713482
God I love seeing her get shot down.

>>23713518
No because Aqua is so dumb she thought that the pads WERE the toast and you know... strawberry jam... etc

>>23713506
>And it wasn't for getting ryona'd, by the way.
Well that's too bad for her because it's going to happen, I'll make sure of it.

>>23713483
It's clearly because he respects her

>>23713433
After her debut and dog sounds, I believe her confidence is better than Haato.

>>23713509
Dude, if you know someone is pretty batshit would you go for it? I would because I'm self aware enough that I'm not mentally sound but for the average person that meets her, especially knowing her IRL, it's a big turn off.

>>23713529
What is this from.

Aqua was the one being used as a pad by Mea

>>23713537
It's the collaborative effort of several of us regulars.

>>23713509
She's a simp, so that kinda throws all bets off the table despite her looks.

>>23713528
Why did it get from Mea's dad to Mea's bed? I can't believe Mea and her dad are fucking.

>>23713535
Everyone's a bit crazy I don't think Matsuri is any more degenerate/twisted than me. She just can get away with revealing it.

>>23713509
>too fucking shallow
you'll be a great love advicer anon, keep it up

>>23713509
>I find it hard to believe she would have issues getting a relationship with either sex.
Doesn't matter how cute someone is if the person you want doesn't swing your way.

>>23713538
Holy fucking shit now thats hot

Aqua pee herself every stream

>>23713509
Personality matters a lot more than looks.

>>23713535
Who ever dicks Matsuri first better understand they're committing to a life long relationship.

>>23713545
Everyone has some kinks is one thing. But most people don't think like we do. Or they would be here with us instead of on Reddit.

>>23713494
Ah ok I had missed everything from "pink highlights" to "pink one-piece" and of course the hashtag. I did get the gist of "dress up myself in an extremely particular way, get stalked by an otaku and slit my wrists". so I wasn't misreading it too much nice nice

so my next question is how is doing that supposed to cure menhera?