/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23670082
Big european vampire tiddies.

>>23670082
Christian Ushi Oni hopes you had a nice Sunday!

You've been good today, right Anon?

>>23670089
Big egyptian vampire tiddies.

>>23670093
And Christian Lich!

>>23670096
Today has only just begun! There's lots of trouble to get into!

>Another giantessfag op
>People still posting
Fucking retard newfags.

>>23670101
I prefer pagan priestess Black Harpy-chan.

The hustle and bustle of city life is too busy for me!

>>23670093
I don't wanna go to church with her.
Feels like it would end with me praying I didn't.

>>23670241
Look at her go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEhM2Byk7w&t=1m40s

>>23670239
That's cool too!

Literally my waifu's personality and spikey toothed-ness.

Not into findom, but there is a bizzare upshot if shared finances motivated me to succeed in my career for the sake of my wife and family

Reminder from the last thread:
There's only one reason your should summon succs

>>23670361
Der HOOLDER

>>23670361
Don't act like hand holding isn't one of the primary tools in their repertoire.

Intimacy is a precision-guided armor piercing rocket straight to my heart.

I heard if you kiss a mucus toad she'll turn into a princess, you should go kiss one and find out if it's true!

>>23670428
I helped a frog get from the pavement to a pond yesterday. Do I get a Mucus Toad?

>>23670462
They have pores in their back that baby toads jump in and out of.

>>23670361
There are few things better than getting a super lewd succubus embarrassed.

>>23670491
Wet Gremlin!

Remember to clean an dry hellhounds, otherwise they'll be all covered in soot and sweat

>"The perfect disguise!"

>>23670593
Haha whaddya know? There was a dog under all that dirt! Haha!

>>23670593
More like fluff hound. I bet she hairdries herself with all her heat.

KIKIMORA TITTIES

>>23670840
>TIKIMORA KITTIES

Reports on the OP's image are telling us that the status of being giantess is quote, "highly debatable" and "on the line", stay tuned to regularly scheduled shitstorm.

>>23670860
Gamma Alpha Theta, the number one Werecat Sorority on campus!

Any skunk based monster girls?

>>23671008
Does this count? They're monstergirls.

Report and, ignore brap fags.

>>23670307
Is findom a recent phenomenon, or has it always been around? How frequently do things get unethical?

>>23670497
I know right?! It's this tremendous feeling you just want to rub in their faces

>>23671008
With a Pepe Le Pew personality?

>>23671123
>have women always taken advantage of men to get their money
Yes

The Demon Lord is humanity's true god and protector!

>>23671632
Demon Thighs are for having your head held against the side of them.

>>23671672
i like lean fish tummies

>>23671144
Amen to embarrassed succs.

>>23671632
God bless MG hips and ass.

>>23671672
That's one way to worship

>>23671632
The radical faction produces exceptional waifus.

>>23671955
I really like my succ knights

>>23671976
Is the succ smug because she knows she's hot? Or because she's good with a sword? We'll never know.

>>23672004
Thinking of hubby

>find out your vampire momster was a blood knight back in the day

>>23671955
I want her to be radically in love with me.

>leave your window open at night to stay cool
>monsters find their way in and start playing house when you wake up
>sometimes it actually works especially if it's a succ or nurarihyon that fucks with your memory

>>23672029
All your Undead friends at school will think she's pretty cool!

>>23672059
>Wake up to a rata rifling through your porn folder on your computer
>She proceeds to blackmail you until she recreates some of the positions in the porn with you

>>23672097
Being dominated by a Rata sounds hot.

>>23672088
I would imagine I would be going to an all-undead school considering I would be living in undead kingdom lands

>>23672033
extremist faction has best wives

>>23672106
It's like being dommed by a danuki. Underrated

>>23672029
Now that is a fine figure of a woman

>>23672164
>>23672088
The coolest vampire mom!

>>23672029
My mom was cooler, she was the captain of her own black ark!

>>23672183
That's one rich dark elf momster

>>23670101
Christian undead make sense because there is quite a lot of resurrection in the bible
>The widow of Zarephath’s son (1 Kings 17:17–24).
>The Shunammite woman’s son (2 Kings 4:18–37).
>The man raised out of Elisha’s grave (2 Kings 13:20–21).
Those three above deal with Elisha and hell the last one is a dead body touching the bones of Elisha and that causes the guy to come back to life
>The widow of Nain’s son (Luke 7:11–17).
>Jairus’ daughter (Luke 8:52–56).
>Lazarus of Bethany (John 11).
Two above are Jesus doing his miracles
>Various saints in Jerusalem (Matthew 27:50–53).
Jesus makes a zombie horde
>Tabitha (Acts 9:36–43).
>Eutychus (Acts 20:7–12).
Two above were done by apostles
>Jesus Christ (Mark 16:1–8).
However the biggest difference between Jesus and everyone else on this list is biblically Jesus only dies once whereas everyone else has a second death after their return

>>23672247
>Two above are Jesus doing his miracles
whoops I mean three above

>>23672247
Yeah? Well in the Epic of Gilgamesh the dead returned to devour the living.

>>23672206
Yeah, although the first time I got into it along with my entire village was really scary

>>23672029
>Ask for training
I'm sure she'd love a hot sweating, blood pumping hard humie boy

>>23672318
>Excellent work my sweet. Now let us continue your training in the bedroom

>>23672291
Your momster has really pretty eyes. Does she have friends?

>>23672291
At least you got a big house now

It's better to be dominated by a Viking Rata.

>>23672247
I can see how undead might use Jesus to their advantage
>Wight Street Preacher on the corner praising out to all around her
>praise Jesus, the greatest undead
>the redeemer, he came to us to show us the way
>follow him. Transcend life and become closer to God
>it's a sin to lie with a living girl
>all men should marry undead women
>good boys shouldn't associate with living girls, they're sinful
>living girls who marry men lead them astray and cause them to sin

>>23672363
>Fit and athletic with braided tail floof, making it a bit less bushy and less of a target in a fight
>Puffs of foot fluff popping out around her shin high boots but her overall form way less puffy than usual
>Torq around her biceps small shield, sword and a satchel at her hip full of throwing axes.
>Stands not quite as tall as her cohort, but a bit leggier, given her runner duties.

>>23672349
She has a sorceress friend looking for a familiar/boytoy/husband

>>23672428
If she has glowing eyes I'm sold.

>>23672449
You're looking for a night elf, not a dark elf, my friend.

>>23672459
Look I gotta tell you no one does elves like blizzard lore aside, why do earlets and eyebrowlets even bother.

Still, glowy eyes is a magical thing, less than a racial thing. What's her friend's area of expertise, as a dark elf sorceress?

>>23672428
I want a dark elf sorceress to whip the mana out of me

>>23672029
>Vampire momster was basically fem-Abhorash
MY DICK AND MY SWORD FOR THIS.

>>23672644
I don't think her armor fits nowadays though

>"yes babe, you're right, I was your lovely helpless little prey from the start, I would have been another woman's property if you didn't come into my life, I'm glad it was you, I love you"

This is your mind on monster pussy

>>23672059
>leave your window open because your AC cut out yesterday
>you wake up to a Succubus and an Angel fighting over who gets to make you breakfast
>meanwhile a Lich is just standing off to the side with a freshly brewed pot of coffee reading through some of your books
>you would go back to sleep but then a Titania is now laying in your bed playing the ‘sleeping beauty’ act and won’t respond to you unless you kiss her first
This is why you don’t leave your window open in a MG controlled city.

>>23672097
There's only one solution.
https://youtu.be/FsM3ktvqeFQ

>>23672814
God I wish that was me.

>>23672825
I wonder which girl snuck in first or did one sneak in then unlock the door and thus other girls came in that way

Guys, hear me out now;
Gyaru Arachne.

>>23672939
Like one of those brightly colored tropical spiders.

>>23672825
>meanwhile a Lich is just standing off to the side with a freshly brewed pot of coffee reading through some of your books
I wonder if she's either going to complain in my taste in books or have sex with me due having great taste.
Or both.

>>23672825
I bet that Lich is cute.

CUTE.

>>23673118
That lich is the cutest thing ever.

>>23672814
And that's fine!

>>23672833
Getting "mindbroken" by a mamono is the best!

>>23672029
I want her to drink me like a capri sun

>My Vampire Mom is Addicted to My Blood!

>>23673303
meant to reply to >>23673290

Meaty muffler maids

>>23672557
I know right?

>>23673559
Gonna lick long eyebrows.

I LOVE big developed tits on preteen aged vampire short stacks.

>>23673343
The Icecrown Citadel was a rather dreary place before she showed up.

You know when little girls hit their second growth spurt and they become alot taller and lanky and their boobs just pop out like big veiny baseballs that are tight as a rock almost and a huge gap forms from their inner thigh to cunt?

Yeah, I like that. That 11/12 year old body just cries out for the fucking of her life.

>>23673303
Such a shameful taboo

>ywn help your vampmom out of her armor after a tough battle
>ywn offer her your neck when you realise she's a lot more hurt than she wants to admit
>she will never desperately feed on you, her body pressed as tightly to you as she possibly can as she loses her mind to her need
>You'll never make gentle love to her while she holds you tight and runs her sharp nails over your scalp, whispering half-coherent apologies and confessions of love

Thinking about my waifu helps me get my mind off of other things...

So Anons, anyone here thought about what your waifu does for a living? Any jobs, or hobbies? Do you get involved in any of it yourself?

>>23673789
I know what she does. She's a Dragon. She's like a bad guy in an Indiana Jones movie.

>>23672557
Elves are LITERALLY why Azeroth has been so fucked up in the long run of things.

>>23673804
>bad guy in an Indiana Jones movie
You married a Nazi?

>>23673810
>lore aside
Elves always ruin everything anyway that's why they're so great to dick the smug out of.

>>23673831
You do you.

>>23673826
Okay, a bad guy from Uncharted.

>>23673789
Old money. Paid in part to be of service to the realm, kind of paid to standby, considering she's a bit of a strategic asset despite having let her undead army scatter some time ago. I haven't actually put much thought into her hobbies. Keeping fit. I suppose she must have some form of hobby that allows for rare adventures. I want to say archaeology but I don't know how fitting that is. Ruin delving maybe.

>>23673826
Nazis aren't bad guys actually. They are just falsely portrayed as such for years in hollywood. This shit has to stop. They are a honorable proud people.

>>23673921
>They are a honorable proud people.
They just wanted to exterminate half the entire world in the name of a false science, and if they had MGs back the they’d probably want to kill them and those who love them (i.e. us).

>>23673921
Fuck right off back to /pol/

>>23673921
Ve have vays of makink you talk!

Probably drop the politics either side, yeah? Muh nazi bad muh nazo gud. Who cares?

>>23672825
>Sleeping Beauty
>Not Sleeping Booty

Seriously, missed joke there. In this case Titania is going to have her world rocked.

>>23673947
Not true. Not true at all. They wanted to coexist.

>>23672825
You don't have screens and infrared/motion sensor alarms?

>>23673789
Most of my wives have jobs.Fighting, magic research, being a ruler, teacher, guard duty, maid etc. For the fighters it counts as their hobbies too but all of them have their little interests.
I'd help them occasionally and taking interest in what they find fun is all part of being a good husband.

>>23673921
This has to be bait

>>23673789
She has her own, self-given title pertaining to magic research and occult studies, but her actual job is more of—I think artificer might be a good term?

She isn't really a proper craftsperson, alchemist, or enchanter, since she lacks proper specialization. She moreso studies existing curses and enchantments in order to improve them, or communicate how to carry out these improvements to a specialist, such as a proper enchanter. She does commission work on collaborative projects, drawing on her own arcane studies to recreate ancient cursed items in the modern age, so to speak. Or she might create something entirely new, such as magic enhanced versions of present day inventions.

When I'm not busy with my normal job—such as on weekends—she may send me out to procure materials or artifacts for her research. She might also have me run errands, working with her associates on a new commission. Also, even though I don't know much about magic, she can come to me if she needs help with the tech side of magitech.

>>23674018
Not in the slightest. Peoples rabid rebuke of my comment only shows they are conditioned to do so without giving it actual critical thought. As a nation, we in the United States villified them just because they were on the other team. The nazi party and the German people are very similar to us here in the USA.

>>23673789
Well my wife hosts her own game show that’s broadcasted live pretty much globally. So that’s how we get most of our money, it also doesn’t hurt that she’s a Lilim and a daughter of the demon lord either. Her hobbies include, arts and crafts, she loves to make things with her hands, watching movies, (mostly romcoms but she also has a secret love of old sci fi movies that she loves to indulge with me), and she likes to cook as well. Her other hobbies are mostly there because of me, she never even knew about baseball until she met me, but now we go to almost every game we can during the season, and she took an interest in video games after playing a couple co-op games with me.

>>23673789
She's a curator at a Mamono Museum. Since Crow Tengu were one of the few races to have record keeping before the change and continued until the present, she's interested in how much monsters have changed over the years. When she's not at her job, she dabbles in magic or relaxes with a few beers. I would help her sometimes with magic experiments or computer stuff.

>>23673831
No, you must help make their smugness grow!

>>23673789
One does a streams but isn't super huge and the other is the head of an accounting department while I work IT.
Most crossover stuff I do is popping on stream occasionally

>>23674100
Nazi Party is only the result of WWI, Germany was buttfucked by the LoN via Treaty of Versailles and War Guilt Clause, which stemmed from Apis committing 2 acts. One is the shift of power in the May Coup, while the other is the execution of Ferdinand. Former is more important because Ferdinand wouldn't have even died if Obrenovic house still held power because Obrenovic house was connected to Austria-Hungary. After said house fell, a French-Russo allied house took over Serbia. Apis lead the coup against Obrenovic, and spearheaded the operations to off Ferdinand.

Russia was to blame for the events leading to WWI, not Germany. For if the May Coup did not happen, Ferdinand wouldn't have died due to alliance.

>>23670037
Basically yes. In more detail though, like human women monsters do produce some of their own mana, just on a far slower and smaller scale than males. They make up for this with their superior mana absorption abilities.

>>23674182
Anon you must realise the smugness of an elf is their gift and their bane. If they exceed critical smugness they get themselves into trouble. It's your role as husband to manage it.

>>23674100
So you're one of those who say the holocaust didn't happen, that all the pics and videos are fake?

>>23673789
>>23674072
Just adding to this, I might even end up working with some other Anon's waifus.
>Crow Tengu providing access to relics
>Anubis for research into curses
>Dark Mage doing specialist work
>Maybe Hatter could point me in the direction of the fabled March Hare enchanter, since my waifu probably doesn't get involved in Wonderland stuff

In addition, there's probably a handful of characters bizzare enough to associate with someone as shady as my waifu whom she may or may not have tipped off about how it is not only acceptable but also incredibly fun to tease me if they don't take it too far.

>>23674202
>Russia was to blame for the events leading to WWI, not Germany.
[X]Doubt

>>23674215
I understand that I was just wondering if an elementalist would be that much better than an actual mage. I imagine they trade versatility for a bigger mana pool and I suppose more effective elemental magic for less energy since he's sharing with something that has 100% affinity to said element.

Still, mage could work handidly around the weakness of, say, the earth element. but the elementalist really only has his one trick.

>>23674284
Then tell me, why did the Karadenovic household (Those who succeeded the Obrenovic house after Alexander was executed in a coup) not execute Apis for his treason?

>>23674246
I think the numbers are waaaay blown out of proportion. Ive been to fucking work camps where Russians built incinerator/poison rooms and chimneys after the fact the Nazis were gone. It really is a large cover up. Sure, many died. Not six million. One thing you have to remember is that during the end they were all starving because the allied cut off supply lines.

>>23674182
You’ve gotta let that smugness ebb and flow like the tides man. You’ve gotta do things to build up her smugness and then help bring them back down to safe levels.
>like help her with a project for work to the point she’s so smug at the fact that she can’t even believe she could mess up the presentation and then replace all her PowerPoint pictures with pics of your vacation to Hawaii last year
>or make her feel like she can eat anything spicy by making only mildly spicy things for a while and then busting out the five alarm firehouse chili
>or you keep telling her how much you love her and boosting her smugness up that way and then propose to her in front of her friends and family in a public setting.

>>23674246
Those mist continent Igni were running 24/7 and still failing to uh... incubize a significantly smaller number of men. Recent event certainly bring things into question.

I 100% believe the masturbation machines and the zap weasel floor, those are legit.

>>23674383
Stop it. We’ve had this conversation before; we’re not sexualizing the holocaust. Even if MGs look good in uniforms.

>>23674304
Had Wilhelm II not removed Bismark, and instead listened to his father's closest advisor—and the man who effectively built Germany—instead of an incompetent stooge like Schlieffen, maybe he wouldn't have gone along with an ultimatum that would only lead to an unwinnable war on two fronts.

>>23674405
I'll sexualize what I want, gayboy

>>23674326
Nothing changes the fact that they wanted to get rid of an entire people Anon.

>>23674298
There is indeed a trade-off, greater power in exchange for (usually) a bit more specialization. The limitations are detailed a bit more in the below quote:

>In this way, it is a powerful system of magic, but there are cases when the spirit may be unwilling to lend the caster her power depending on her mood, especially since mamono spirits get sulky if sex is neglected; it normally necessitates allocating as much time as possible to love-making. Additionally, it's terrible for combining different attributes. Not only would this require forming contracts with multiple spirits, each of them would attempt to make her own element stronger to indicate that her love for the contractor is deeper, so it would be terribly difficult to regulate the power.

But while they are usually prevented from using/learning spells with other elements, that doesn't mean an elementalist wouldn't be able to learn spells that don't have elemental attributes. All those would still be available to them in addition to the powerful spells their contracted elemental allows.

And of course there are exceptions (usually women) who can handle multiple elements, like Saphirette.

>>23674446
What a cute hat! Is that Arachne silk?

>>23674405
>He never heard of Stalag Fiction.

>>23674451
Not him, but if you insist on harping on the topic, basically every single European country wanted to get rid of these particular people at one point or another.

>>23674481
How many countries? The count was what around the time of WWII.... 50-60?

>>23674326
>Not six million.
They kept ledgers. They were thorough. It was systematic. Survivors could look up the names of family members they lost, and learn the location, date and time of death.
And it was six million Jews plus around five million others, including the disabled and the mentally handicapped, along with other "inferior" humans.
Anon, do you believe in Flat Earth? Since your ass seems to be a magnet for conspiracy theories.

>>23674405
American uniforms are way better than gaudy facist nonsense. Fucking fight me!

>>23674497
I had heard it was around 100 from the beginning of their biblical exile but don't quote me. I'm sure some lad on /pol/ knows though, maybe ask there and not here?

>>23674516
Your taste is trash, MG's in fascistic uniforms are way hotter. The sleek black, the striking red. Take your poo mash and get out of here.

>>23674481
That doesn't really make it okay. But I'll drop the topic now and move on to more pleasant topics, like cows. Everybody likes cows!

>>23674516
>American uniforms are way better than gaudy facist nonsense. Fucking fight me!
I won’t argue with facts anon.

>>23673755
Hot. Possessive vampires are cute

>>23674534
Sorry, not to edge for the last word all the time, but you know the saying, exile me once shame on you. Exile me twice shame on me.

>>23674533
>The sleek black, the striking red.
The skulls, surely a sign they aren't the baddies

>>23674516
Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms, come on now. They're dapper!

>>23674574
That's racist you necrophobe!

>>23674578
But there’s no need to be dapper and fashionable during a war! It’s a war!

>>23674619
It's a morale thing. The most dapper and stylish always wins obviously. Why do you think the British had an empire?

>>23674634
>The most dapper and stylish always wins obviously.
So you agree the Allies had the best style, huh?

>>23674634
Something about iron ships and men with wood?

>>23674578
The brits and the soviets had some really neat officer uniforms too

>>23674646
Big red dapper coats.
>>23674645
Hardly. You only won because of your hot nurse uniforms.

>>23674669
But nurse uniforms are multicultural. Everyone everywhere can’t say no to a cute girl in a nurse outfit.

>>23672825
>you wake up to a Succubus and an Angel fighting over who gets to make you breakfast

>>23674694
ww2 era tight skimpy american nurses are special.

>>23674694
Maybe you should, sometimes?

>>23672825
>>you would go back to sleep but then a Titania is now laying in your bed playing the ‘sleeping beauty’ act and won’t respond to you unless you kiss her first
What if I kiss her womb with my cock first? Would she still try and play the act and feign sleeping?

>>23674726
Hey, it happened in Sleeping Beauty so why not?

>>23674634
But the British didn’t always win, or are you forgetting a certain war of independence that occurred around 1776?

>>23674718
Why would I say ‘no’ to a nurse? She clearly wants to help and wants what’s best for me and my health!

>>23674405
>we’re not sexualizing the holocaust
You don't talk for me

>>23674578
fuck off bollocks

>>23674759
I don't know a lot but you yanks had a certain charm. The blues fitted better and you had the whole minute man look going on. See the sense of what's "dapper" changes with the times. I think the red and the glaring powders probably weren't right for america.

Still they were the Empire where the sun never set. Snark won't deny them that. Also they created pirates.

>>23674913
It ain't me, fool

>Be me
>Have Gazer waifu
>She doesn't bother with the "single eye is erotic" act
>She knows I'm not bothered by it
>Or rather, I'm extremely bothered by it
>The thought of what she can do to me with her powers makes my knees weak
>Heart pounding and laboured breathing just from an intense stare
>Predatory grin doesn't even do it justice when teasing/riding me.
My point is I need more Gazer (or girls in general) going beyond smug, into devilish predator mode.

>>23674694
The only thing more trustworthy than a nurse is nun.

>>23674268
Came up with another good one
>Working with Wightfag and his wife on clawed gauntlets that have ethereal and mana drain enchantments

Claws are basically one of the only things my waifu is missing.

>>23674952
Modern nurses are shite. Older nurses are golden. Especially if they're rapey.
>So spooked by the predatory gleam in your nurse's eye when she comes by of a night you pretend to be asleep
>But then she climbs onto your bed and starts molesting you

>>23674935
Smug dom small girls are great. Lolibabas or not

>>23674952
Yes (but actually no)

>>23674997
I need to be oppressed by a mean bratty dom loli

>>23671632
Belly button status: KISSED

>>23675023
See I can’t get into lolis because if she came up to me and was upset about anything I’d just hand her a juice box and some string cheese and tell her to go calm down in her room like a good girl.

>>23670625
God she's such a dork

>>23672428
Sauce?

>>23675109
I don't understand how you can have any interaction with a lolihag other than making fun of them.
>Eyes following a tall, leggy, assy, busty young woman as she stalks by waving her hips
>The loli's emotions are a mix of confusion and outrage as you ogle a younger woman that looks older.

>>23675147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKOhzfkCdbY

>>23675158
>I don't understand how you can have any interaction with a lolihag other than making fun of them.
Until they kick your ass. For me, an important part of lolibabas is their superior intelligence and power.

>>23675182
>superior intelligence
Well I mean I guess if they all avoid me than there's no problem on either end.

Power's neither here nor there. Ideally I'd have a decent bit of my own.

I require more dumb lims

>>23673683
NEET Ice Queen reluctantly hires a genki Yeti maid for her citadel, only for the Yeti maid to become a NEET herself because there's nothing left to clean up and no visitors

>>23675208
Having a lolibaba as your mentor works too

>>23675219
Rape to those who insult lilims!

>>23672825
If I expressed a desire for milk, would the Angel let me suckle from her?

>>23675378
but i'm already married

>>23675365
>the Yeti has to serve dinner to "the guests"
>they're just snowmen
>not magical, brought to life snowmen, just snowmen
>and ice-sculptures
That place needs a party.

>>23675378
I can't get raped by a monster, so tough shit, pal.

>>23675409
Then cast the ritual magic "Day of Rejoicing!" Rape by proxy!

>Furthermore, the wild furor of “day of rejoicing” awakens the nature of monsters to “attack humans” as predators, which is embedded in their instinct. Even now that monsters have come to live with human spouses, as a vestige of their former behavior, most will obtain their spouses by launching sexual assaults against men, but the method of obtaining a spouse has also diversified greatly through the process of evolution. For instance, “holstaurs (Encyclopedia I – p.78)” have chosen the path of living in submission to humans, “cockatrices (Encyclopedia I – p.78)” provoke men into ravishing them, “alices (Encyclopedia I – p.52)” arouse protective urges in men with their childlike innocence, and so on. Even such monsters will recall the devilish nature that remains at their very foundation amidst the wild furor, and they will then attack and violate their beloved men as desire dictates, just like the amazon warriors, or perhaps like a huntress or a beast. I've heard that many monster couples even visit amazon villages during a “day of rejoicing” to enjoy sex that is different than usual in this manner.

>>23675451
>Summons behind you

>>23675552
it's not rape if i want it, thus it's not a punishment
as i said, lims are dummies.

>>23675584
Monsters define rape differently anon. Just look at all the ones that want to be "raped."

>>23675417
>"Hey IQ, how about turnin' down the cold and the sadness for a day? We can have a party for the locals!"
>"It's not that easy you dummy"
>Ice Queen hides under her kotatsu to play more Animal Crossing
>Yeti maid starts planning an outdoor cookout/barbecue event and hands out flyers to the local townsfolk
>It's more of a surprise matchmaking event to find the Ice Queen a husband
>the only RSVPs are a few single guys from town and the entire Wendigo family

>>23675670
She's trying her best! Monstergirl friends don't let their friends stay single!

Amazons are good girls

Friendly reminder that this is how to treat loli monster girls.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81299610

>>23675851
dude

>>23675552
And this is why monster girls should be forced into bondage. They cannot be trusted to control themselves so we must do it for them for their own good.

>>23675851
why are her arms broken?

>>23675851
>it’s a daddy takes too many sticky mushrooms episode

>>23675873
Cute zap autist. Would headpat during mutual masturbation.

>>23676051
I believe raijus don't have paws.

>>23676051
that's not the elecrto-weasel though, it's just a snow wolf

Threadly reminder

Am drunk. Quick, post satyros

>>23675806
Yes they are. [spoilerI want a viking amazon[/spoiler]

>>23676236
are zombie satyros ok?
https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM?t=19

>>23676254
She'll keep you warm in the cold northern nights!
And smothered. Very smothered.

>>23676254
Oh fug I fucked up.

>>23676301
Yes, that's the idea.

>tfw almost no good amazon art

>>23676613
6th edition looks interesting

>>23676613
How is she gonna roll dem bones when she’s all tied up?

>>23675552
>Live with adorable holstaur gf
>Easily a head taller than me, and with a body built to match
>Sometimes people will confuse her for a minotaur
>She's very gentle though, and she's always been careful
>Lately she's been mentioning something about a vacation
>Find some brochures in her nightstand
>"Visit an authentic amazon village! Experience a day of rejoicing like never before! After-action hip adjustment included"
S-send help

>>23676760
Help will arrive wearing a red shirt.

>>23676277
Absolutely, the ear rape less so, though it was funny

>>23676189
You're waifu STINKS! And that's ok, anon

>>23676760
Grab her by the horns, drag her to your bedroom, and mating press her.

>>23676957
>all flowers removed
>minimal clothing that lets her obama mana laden scent flow unimpeded
>smug look
>IMAGINE

>>23676068
>>23676083
She looked like a zap weasel at first glance to me. My bad. Cutest wolf I've seen by far, then.

>tfw slime carriers perfectly fit a niche fetish I developed back as a teenager when I was active in multiple Homestuck ERP communities

>>23676760
Big holsts sure are scary

>>23676236

>>23676411
It is a shame. Big, massive, muscled yet soft cuties are an important aspect of mamano culture!
And their breasts. And booties. And muscles. And chub. And sweat.

>>23675574
Big deal, she can't rape me.

>>23676236
Buzzed on copious amounts of coffee. Post spiders.

>>23673789
I'm trying to figure out how the hell an Atlach-Nacha would manage to stay employed. Aggressive customer service or search and rescue for lost cavers is the best I can come up with.

>>23677323
She'll "rape" you though. Either way you will be begging for mercy, or for more

>>23677383
What about her that makes you assume she'll rape me? I doubt it.

>>23677443
She has been locked up for a very long time

>>23676236
>go out drinking with some friends
>go to an older bar
>see your Satyros aunt on a few older beer posters
>the next time you bring it up she gets a little flustered and says something about “being in college and needing money”
>but then you realize she’s drinking the same stuff she advertised

>>23677497
I bet asked to be paid in beer instead of royalties for every case with her face sold

>>23677313
Indeed.

>>23677468
What did she do to get locked up? Was there a fair trial?

>>23677527
There were no mamono when she was locked up. Also they forgot about her

How would the following monsters react to her husband getting catcalled:

-Minotaur
-Hellhound
-Jinko
-Mantis
-Ochimusha
-Inari

Are there monsters you consider ugly but still marry or somehow find sexy and would fuck?

>>23677359
Do tarantulas count?

>>23677624
Giant Slug, Dragon Zombie, and Nacha come to mind.

>>23677624
Troll. Though ugly is a strong word. The big hands and feet isn't for me. Everything else I great though. Also she invokes some scandinavian nostalgia

>>23677642
Cute fuzz girl! Would definitely share some coffee with.
>pedipalp thighs
I don't know why but this is unreasonably hot.

>>23677648
>Nacha

Ah, Nacha is a good spot. I dislike Arachnids, and I don't like lolis. Yet Nacha appeals to me in some way. Maybe its just the desire to tell a nagging or abusive woman to shut the fuck up by shoving dick in her mouth.

>>23677657
>nostalgia
I keep hearing people throw that word around, but I don't get it.

>>23677668
It's a bit of a quirk of their design - the more you'd naturally like a girl like her, the worse a Nacha is for you, and vice versa.

>>23677596
>-Minotaur
Slap your ass and pull you closer to assert dominamce
>-Hellhound
Protective hand holding and a death glare
>-Jinko
Death glare. Her face doesn't change, but suddenly she has the eyes of an apex predator
>-Mantis
No response, but any further acts and the cat caller is walking away naked. No one will see her move.
>-Ochimusha
"Were it not for the rules of this land I would have killed you."
>-Inari
Ara aras, ufufus, and then rapes you at the first opportunity, making sure to enjoy the quality the pervert called out most.

>>23677663
>unreasonably
Nothing unreasonable about it; they mean you can get leg-locked, "eaten," and enjoy the important bits of a pair of vaguely human legs all at the same time.

>>23677596
>Minotaur
angrily yells at the catcalling bitches to shut it, conflict can escalate easily so you'll probably want to hold her and tell her its alright
>Hellhound
the gesture ranges from "grabs you by the hand" to "pulls you in a deep hug" to even "tosses you over her shoulder", but all are done to show that you're already taken
>Jinko
ignores it or acts very confused, and then doesn't stop asking you about it's meaning. (foreign girls having problems understanding culture differences are gap moe, shut up)
>Mantis
gets angry but doesn't show it, the following night becomes more interesting than usual as she releases her pent-up frustration on you
>Ochimusha
writes it into her personal notebook of grudges that in size rivals the ones of dorfs. One day she'll get around to actually delivering appropriate punishments, but right now her master's safety is more important
>Inari
the cat-callers are her illusions, she's using them to test your will and resolve. If you pass, or somehow see that they're just illusions, the reward is sex. If you fail, the punishment is also sex.

>>23677701
You're right. And she'd likely be easily spooked, aggressive, and clingy, which makes all of that better.

>>23677760
>Inari
Genius. These crafty foxes

>>23677596
How about the following given that Mantises are the only mamono on that list I like at all:

>Raiju
>Kamaitachi
>Bicorn
>Undine
>Lava Golem
>Ice Queen

>>23677786
>Bicorn
As if there's really any question. "Fuck off, we're full" might be an interesting response, though.

>>23676236
Satyros needs a intervention....

>>23677818
>Dear husband
>How about we get you a new onahole

>>23677946
>"An actual rubber onahole not a loli, greedy boy. Do you know how busy the five you already have are keeping me? Especially that shirohebi."

>>23672814
This but she also has a designated breeder and I may only watch.

How do you react to someone calling you a furry for liking monster musumes

>>23678174
Just call them a fag, doesn't really matter what they think

>>23670082
Here is your mommy dragon with a breeding fetish

>>23670082
Do the pointy ears always come with the vampire package?

>>23678201
I want to polish those horns.

>>23678174
You develop a thicker skin.

>>23678242
that will take lifetimes anon,is it worth it? also how do they put shirts on with those on the way

>>23678201
But if she is my mommy then i cant breed her because incest is wrong

>>23678174
"Ok boomer"

>>23678291
>Liftimes of baby making with mommy dragon
Yes, perfect. As for your spoiler, her solution is clearly not to wear shirts. Alternatively, buttons.

>>23678307
its okay she will forgive you eventually

>>23678317
Polt and a majority of the "beast" girls from Crab are furries. Though they lack the distinctively canid or felinid facial structures they're still covered head to toe in bodily fur and have digitigrade legs in the case of Werefoxes and Rabbits.

>>23678335
We have different concepts of what a furry is.

>>23677663
Because leg-locking, anon.

does anyone have a link to that gif about a spider girl being asked if "spider has a puss-puss", then her lifting up her skirt saying "you shouldn't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers for", then the person saying "it's cute!"?

>>23678174
Monmusu is garbage, but I’ve legitimately withdrawn commission requests from artists calling my waifu a furry.

>>23678317
this is definitely furry,dont @ me you fag

>>23678307
If you tell that to your momster she'll just go full smug

>>23677920
I think they know, anon

>>23678376
but for what reason?

>>23678335
>they're still covered head to toe in bodily fur
Only two of them in that image
>and have digitigrade legs
Somehow that's wrong but half fish, half centaur, or half spider, legs included bodies are fine.

>>23677983
I am more of nurari guy, but god damn harem leader madams make my dick hard in general.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81281990
Mere undead lizard.

>>23678419
Dragon zombie is too dumb to mere! She is a willing mere, that means she's not a mere at all! More sex hubby!

>>23678393
There's a difference between being a liminal being and being kemono.

>>23678382
What do you think?

>>23678419
Mutual collars are great

How would a nice and pure momster react to finding out her friends fuck their sons

>>23678598
Join the fun!

>>23678307
Tiamat is pretty much everyone's mommy.

>>23678609
then who is tiamat mommy

>>23678414
I'm not even a harem fag, but the confidence and poise required to be a harem leader is hot in itself.

>>23678598
She asks her friends about it, then she gets some nice ideas to try with her son.

>>23678598
Probably just doesnt say anything about it and nervously laugh when they make jokes about son fucking

>>23678617
She's some kind of chaos entity a creator. So be nice to her.

>>23678617
She doesn't have one. People tend to forget that Tiamat is essentially the Mesopotamian equivalent of a Titan from the Greek myths or even a personification of the Primordial Chaos.

>>23678680
>Gets bullied because she doesn't take son cock

>>23678743
i still stand that ancient people must had been smoking alot of weird stuff to make up mythology any day for the portals!

>>23678777
I mean, Ra willed himself into existence and then had sex with his own shadow to create humanity so I suppose.

>>23678788
Just keep horus away from my lettuce

>>23678805
To be fair that was entirely Isis.

>>23678777
I think the issue is that creator God stories are always like holy Chuck Norris jokes. Hard to go that over the top without getting ridiculous.

>>23678362

>>23678860
Link, not the image. It's a blue board, you fool

>>23678349
That's fine but characters like Polt and Luz are still by definition furries. Especially since Kobolds can have multiple sets of breasts which vary by individual.

>>23678776
Remember anons, don't follow any strange angels! There's never a holy sword or a worthy quest in the white van!

>>23678911
But they are saying their holy goddess is going to name me her champion and that I must come with them to protect the realm

>>23678911
Don't listen to this man, ALWAYS trust angels and do whatever they say

i want a ZEALOUS valkyrie wife so we can purge heretics together!

>>23678776
is it bad that the only thing i can think of when looking at that pic is HEAVEN OR HELL? DUEL ONE, LET'S ROCK!

>>23678724
We should show this to /x/.

>>23678860

>>23678938
I want a zealous valkyrie wife so I can healslut for her. Imagine the huge thick hp bar.

>>23678929
>>23678938
>>23679009
THICC angels
THICC valks
praise be

>>23678972
I'm personally more of a fan of HELL AND HEAVEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWqkZZ2KpTA

>>23678335
>digitigrade legs
I mean, don’t wererabbits and March hares?

>>23679024
i want to touch fluffy wing

>>23679037
March Hare and White Rabbits don't have their entire bodies covered in fur, nor do they have what amount to not-quite snouts.

>>23679044
I cant tell what would feel softer being surrounded by, her wings or her big fuckhuge thighs
I'd like both

>>23678929
>tfw no angel onee-san who’s secretly into gyaru fashion because she saw your browser history

>>23679049
Yeah, but my point is that digitigrade legs aren’t really relevant to the furriness of a character.
Shit, I think most furries avoid digitigrade.

>>23679086
Which is why I had mentioned the fact they have the full body fur first before that. Had Crab kept their design similar to the Werewolf, which is ironically traditionally the most animal-like, it wouldn't really be an issue. But his hackery knows no bounds since as I said before, Polt's species can have multiple pairs of breasts, on top of being covered in fur.

>>23679070
>>23679084
>"I-if he just sins to me, it'll be fine! I want him t- I mean, I will always forgive him when he does, so it will keep him from retribution! Gotta... hrrng, fit this thing on! What was it they called it? 'Thong'?"

>>23679070
if you're devout enough you can and will get both

>>23679107
it's not a sin if you're married, even if your marriage is just a plan for the future.

>>23679084
>tfw no supportive deredere angel kouhai

>>23679130
Gonna pray for the most overgrown MILF angel who should have been paired off twenty years ago
Gonna be her special little hero

>>23671955
I prefer Fallen God blue girls.

>>23672097
>implying I save porn on my computer

>>23679169
Pretty much this.

>>23679130
>big mamono "mindbreaking" you in her sleep
hot

>>23679169
>>23679206
I can't imagine what a 40 year old MILF angel would do to not be sent back from the young man she's been assigned to.
She's so desperate. She'll do anything. She'd be like putty in his hands.

>>23679169
>overgrown MILF angel
If one pursued me, I'd instantly lose faith and call for the protection of demons, devils, and imps.

>>23679239
>Bratty undergrown Imp girl vs desperate doting overgrown Angel woman
Fun!

>>23679232
Imagine how soft she would be in literally every way imaginable. Christmas cake angel acting all flirty yet proper and polite but loses control of herself in bed.

How can monster girl mage colleges and thieves guilds compete with heavily muscled and armored knightly orders?

I'm gonna bully the extremist monsters by marrying a cute paladin girl, and making sure she doesn't get corrupted!

>>23679239
>>23679263
The angel fears the Arch Imp.

>>23679263
>every time the imp succeeds at winning affection from me, she blows a raspberry at the angel

>>23679232
>She's so desperate. She'll do anything. She'd be like putty in his hands.
So what if I tell her that she has to be in cosplay 24/7 to be by my side? Would she wear all the lewd costumes I could think up for her?

>>23679323
I'd actually be interested in the girls from the former two.

>>23679323
ranged debuffs and 120 dodge%

>>23679323
The better question is how hard would it be to learn how to pick up healing magic? Think of all the poor, strong, monster knights that don't even wear proper protective armor. Sure the chain-mail bikini is easier to get off in a pinch rape session but without proper enchantment or warding they could get mildly injured or worse, moderately injured!

>>23679329
Bad idea, anon. You'll have to both stay loyal to your corrupted paladin, and also get married to the demon that corrupted her! That's too much love for a single man to handle!

>>23679397
>That's too much love for a single man to handle!
Is it even possible for a man to be mindbroken from acts of love and affection from their wife?

>>23679323
Been playing a lot of Slay the Spire lately. Which mamono specie(s) would work best as each of the classes?

>>23679298
She could stop trains with just her happy closed-eyes smile.
Or her fat jiggly booty.
>>23679335
>"W-what character is this again, chosen one??"
>"Are you sure this 'Ivy Valentine' is supposed to be a pure virgin character? S-she does not seem to be one from this outfit!!!"
>Puffy nipples threatening at every step to pop out of the far too small top straps
>>23679330
>>23679331
>Angel draws up a big elaborate plan for how to most romantically and affectionately ask anon out on a real date
>Arch Imp delinquent casually walks up to him and smacks his ass with her tongue out
>"Prepare to get fucked, stud!"

>>23679329
>by marrying a cute paladin girl

Friendly reminder that human women in KC are not anime waifus, they are confirmed in canon as being no different than 3DPDs. A monstergirl that is a cute Paladin would be nice though.

>>23679502
I meant human women in MGE, not KC.

>>23679516
I think anon was retarded and meant human women in MGE are shit, not KC. Though KC shall forever be on my shitlist until he makes a phoenix girl.

>>23679579
FUCK I AM A RETARD

>>23679479
What a cute angel though I'd probably feel bad for her and start having her wear pure cosplays instead of slutty ones after the thrill wears off

>>23679644
That bird is FAT!

>>23679479
>CC angel cosplaying as Ivy Valentine
I didn’t know I needed this until now.

I want to take my CC guardian angel to church and pray with her in absolutely no lewd ways at all

How do I kiss a mershark without getting salt water in my mouth?

>>23679711
Now that is degenerate.

>>23679466
Ironclad - Minotaur
Silent - Large Maus
Defect - Automaton cmon that one’s obvious
Watcher - Dark Priest? I could probably come up with a better fit if I think on it.

>>23679661
It was one too many times of her bra or panties snapping from her juicy tits or dumptruck ass out in public that turned anon's cruel, cruel hard kind. In the most unexpected of ways, his anger and malcontent was healed by her. Angel mission accomplished!
>>23679699
You could say its a divinely inspired idea!
Imagine her awkwardly trying to walk with it while everything is spilling out!
>>23679711
She'll get you ice cream on the way home, sit you on the couch, bend over and kiss your forehead before sidling up next to you, content and happy just to be by your side as her wings softly cocoon around you both

>>23679644
i want a kashikoi owl to tell me it's too late to be posting on the 4chan, and that it's time to sleep

>>23679747
I'd think an Oomu would fit better than a Maus for Silent, and either a Chimera, Trumpart, or Dark Angel for Watcher.

>>23679821
I’d almost say Inari are good for the Watcher, given the Calm punctuated by Wrath and Divinity.

>>23679736
would you rather chlorinated water in your mouth?

Slimes are smarter than most give credit

>>23680013
When your whole body is technically your brain, of course you'd be smart.

>>23679579
>human women in MGE are shit

Is this really confirmed or just threadcanon?

>>23680164
Human women committing NTR and monsters being generally horrified by how humans treat each other is canon.

What's your least favorite threadcanon?

>>23680164
KC said they are no different then real world human girls. Until they get monsterized they suck.

>>23680164
>Cheating often happens with human couples, but once the monsters get husbands, they never cheat. It is said that they're in half disbelief when they hear about how some human women think nothing of infidelity. The love and lust they have for their husbands isn't just born from emotion; it's deeply engraved in their instinct. No matter how far apart they are from their husband, they can't think about wanting any other man, and even if another man tries to tempt them, they display no interest.

>>23680194
>>23680188
>>23680181
>Kc pretending only women cheat
Cringe.

>>23680164
Yes and no?
They are all more or less 3DPD tire so they can get corrupted into superior monster girls.

>>23680204
when a man cheats he's building a harem. pay attention in class next time!

>>23680316
But Hakutaku's fun bags are too distracting

>>23680323
Now that just sounds like you need to go and have after school lessons with Haku sensei so she can straiten you out!

>>23674985
Wightfag here. So you'd take the drain properties of the stuff her claws are made out of, and have it go through the gauntlets? I've been looking to get a commission of her in some kind of appropriate set of gear, so a more apt description would help that immensely.

>>23672097
What the hell is in your porn folders that she can blackmail you with?

>>23680417
Rata hand holding pics

>>23680417
There’s things in there that not only would I never bring here, I’d certainly never want to recreate them in real life, let alone with a Rata.

>>23680204
Women statistically cheat more then men. Most women have a "backup" or side man they are seeing. They leech support from someone who makes money and fuck someone else on the side.

Monster Girls don't cheat, and if you cheat on them you are dead nine times out of ten. As it should be, for betrayal is the most dire of sins.

>>23673789
As a dragon my wife would most likely work as a "guard" to a village or something like that. Offerings could be considered payment too I guess.

For me I'd mostly be hope doing alchemy or something like that. We'd also search for treasures together once in a while.

which mg has the dorkiest dance?

>>23680323
I'd think she'd be more upset by the students who don't care about her breasts.

>>23680518
>and if you cheat on them you are dead nine times out of ten. As it should be, for betrayal is the most dire of sins.
How does one man hate Bicorns so much?

>>23680518
>Women statistically cheat more then men
Source?
>Most women have a "backup" or side man they are seeing
Source?

>>23680518
>and if you cheat on them you are dead nine times out of ten.

Where s this stated?

>>23680518
>and if you cheat on them you are dead nine times out of ten.
Literally 60% of this thread wants a harem.

>>23680615
I saw it on a fortune cookie

>>23680623
not really,
what I really one is a single wife I can come home and talk about my day.

It's night time and six big strong hellhounds, who ate a big bowl of raging mushrooms each, break into your home with lots of demon silver weapons in their hands.
What do you do?