/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>bad male habits alps retain

>5 Seconds
Yeehaw

What happens if you mistake an ogre for an oni or vice versa?

>>23584062
>D-Don't get the riddle wrong on purpose you idiot!

>>23584074
I tried.

All that stuff near the end of last thread reminded me of when Giantessfag used to shit up the threads. Where did he go? Did he finally get banned?

>>23584080
What a tsundere cat. She won't be saying that several rounds into their next session.

>>23583989
Suit yourself, I know what I like. But now that you mention it, there should be a good number of /fit/ Alps.

Winterstown beach episode!

>>23584088
>you can't post giantess content, I don't like it!
>you can't post femdom content, I don't like it!
What's next, I wonder? Not gonna lie, getting real tired of this shit.

Do you prefer mersharks with leg and tail, or with the full fledge shark lower half/tail?

>>23584088
Probably got bored

>>23584110
What happens if a Thunderbird goes into a large body of water?

>>23584113
Full shark tail as default, but able to shape shift to go on land.

>>23584113
Legs and tail so she can leglock while I try to ruin her abs with babies.

>Don't trust foxes. I know what the looks they've been giving you mean. I will protect you from their deception, for all your life. Stay away, dear.

>>23584111
Meh, I was more talking about the arguing that was going on. The femdom stuff wasn't that bad.

>>23584133

>>23584133
I choose to trust foxes, even to my own expense.

>>23584133
The Tanuki are our greatest ally!

x is best girl

>>23581160
>be anon
>suns going down after a day of hiking and fishing
>pretty good day, caught some lingcod, saw a big turtle, stumbled on a mushroom circle
>you stoke the fire one last time, finish your beer then retire to the tent
>hours pass by, you're sound asleep
>suddenly woken up by a rustling just outside of your tent
>remember seeing a tree marked by a bear on your hike
>ohshit.jpg
>peak out the tent
>CC Troll is warming up by your fire, helping herself to some of your salted fish
>Call out to her, introduce yourself, tell her she doesn't need to sneak around and offer her some jerky and roasted mushrooms

>your thicc, milf-bodied Salamander wife tries to convince your many daughters that she used to be a slim, fit warrior before she gave birth to them
>they aren't buying it, and it doesn't help that you've hidden all the photos of her from that time

>>23584140
>whips out undead-repelling spell tag

>>23584170
no y is best girl

>>23584163
Why is she so excited to see me?

>You stumble upon a sleeping rata in the woods. What do you do?

>>23584118
I think some of them are still here

>>23584163
(((Tanuki)))

>>23584225
Invite her home sleeping outside is lame

>>23584087
>The advertisers disliked that.
That aside I want to see a bottom heavy loli Demon in that underwear.

>>23584225
Let sleeping mofu lie!

>>23584187
she wants to make a colony with you

You think one Cheshire cat wife is a handful? Try a whole litter of Cheshire kittens. The shenanigans would never cease.

>>23584163
Maybe she found a drunk anon

I like girls that have fluff collars! H'Orcs, Manticore, Ocelomeh, they're all great!

I want to get a gremlin wet and feed her my cum after midnight!

>>23584133
I trust tanuki less.

>>23584243
No fucking the daughteru

>>23584316
Good thing I can always rely on the shirohebi.

Ohayouuu~

What do you want for breakfast, dude?

>>23584316
I love this, mamano outguiling each other is fun

Would you and your waifu adopt a daughteru of a different species? Would you treat her as well as your biological daughterus?

>>23584340
reese's

>>23584268
>Hm... By the smell... Sahuagin-Sempai?

>>23584345
Duh, why would we treat that bundle of sunshine any differently?

>>23584345
I'd adopt a jabberwock.

>>23584345
I wonder which monster would be the worst to adopt if I have a Cheshire family

>>23584293
>Anon mentions his love for fluffy collars
>The ratas hear this and update his interests profile
Be more careful about what you say, anon. You don't want to wake up to an Orc horde at your door, do you?

>>23584395
Anubis

>>23584396
I LOVE MONSTERS WITH SQUIRREL TAILS AND ARE EXPERT REPORTERS

>>23584405
>Anubis learns how to teleport

>>23584111
Nobody was saying that femdom can't be posted. People were having issue with the femdom posters trying to say (shitpost or not) that it's the only way the setting works.

>>23584133
>>23584163
>>23584232
I want a camp full of Tanuki slaves!

>>23584426
Pretty sure that's one guy who I'm like 80% sure is trolling.

Is it safe to join an experienced all elven party as a single male?

Extremely horny succubus onee-san

>>23584225
See how many leaves I can pile on her before she wakes up

>>23584453
Yeah but because strength in numbers is always a good thing.

>>23584455
Replace that "onee-san" with "kouhai", and I'm sold.

>>23584455
I read that as "Extremely horny succubus onsen."

>Tfw no tsundere jinko daughteru gf

>>23584340
Ran lost weight!

>>23584396
>You don't want to wake up to an Orc horde at your door, do you?
You say that like it’s a bad thing. I would love to wake up one day and there’s a horde of P’Orcs in my backyard wrestling to see who gets to be my wife.

>>23584490
She had been putting in a lot of work, dude!

>>23584435
Nice try Eichmann, I see what you really want!

>>23584225
Keep watch I guess.
Make sure nothing bad happens.

>>23584396
>wake up to an Orc horde at your door
This is exactly what I want.

>>23584499
But I loved her just the way she was anon.

>>23584466
But I've heard nasty rumors about how elven parties treat their male party members.

>>23584517
She still has meat where it's best needed, dude!

>>23584527
Baseless accusations by jealous parties that wish they could pull as much loot but sadly they cant because they lack the magic and ranged prowess

>>23584268
>Tfw that one doujin where the father claims his second daughter's virginity in front of her friend but with cheshires and without the NTR.

I'd kill for it. I really would.

>>23584453
It isn’t safe for your virginity.

>>23584501
>aphrodisiac shower
>Dark Valkyrie guards to yuri-rape the Tanuki and punish them for disobeying me
>Ignis with Beast Evil Eye dark insignia to "burn" the Tanuki and make them act feral for my pleasure
Think I can have six million Tanuki daughters in four years?

>>23584535
I didn't stop loving her, and I'm glad she decided to better herself. I just miss the feeling of suffocation when she sits on my face.

>>23584475
Where can I find an onsen full of horny succubi?
>>23584535
>No fluffy tails

>>23584379
>jabberwock
Is that an adoption or a marriage? Or both.

>>23584268
Imagine a brood of March Hare bunnies.

Think of all the good films you could watch with a dorf wife while we all wait for Corona to not kill us.

>>23584575
>I didn't stop loving her, and I'm glad she decided to better herself. I just miss the feeling of suffocation when she sits on my face.
I've heard Chanta got bullied out of making Ran fat. I only ever heard that here, though.
>>23584576
He leaves them out for his more WIP stuff typically

>>23584345
Yeah

>>23584592
I have three problems with that scenario:
>Don't like dorfs
>Don't like movies
>Don't like chips

>>23584581
I had pure intentions but you know how it goes. Doesn't help I don't have a wife to begin with.

I'd like a thin, lanky, twig of a fox.

>>23584607
>Don't like chips

Clearly if you lie about one of these things you're probably lying about more than just that.

>>23584592
Do films exist in MGE? I hope so, the amount of the entertainment to experience in MGE is abysmal. It could use internet, video games, TV, and smart refrigerators to hack and play NES games and Doom on.

>>23584567
No. No. NO.
I know this is 4chan, but we’re not sexualizing the holocaust.

>>23584630
I'm not lying about any of that. I don't like chips, candy, popcorn, or any of the popular "snack" food. I don't even eat snacks between meals usually - maybe a fruit or two.

>>23584113
Shapeshift.
But always with muscles.

Goodness, what it must feel like to get a tour of an underwater city, riding on the back of a mershark.

>>23584592
Dorfs are too small to be wife material for me. However, they're the perfect size for a younger sister character that I can spoil!
>>23584632
I don't know, >>23584567 sounds pretty hot. We should keep going!

>>23584133
>Don't trust foxes.
Sage advice

>>23584426
I was more pissed off at the guy calling femdom connoisseurs faggots

>>23584632
>experiments with empty Liliraune buds and twin Tanuki
>alchemic experimentations at the hand of a Diamond Trumpart, secretly sponsored by Grelia
>widespread fertility studies

>>23584666
Fuck off Satan

i wish leanen sidhe are real and could teach me how to draw for free.

>>23584671
No matter what you're into, someone will call you a faggot for it, and someone will call you a faggot anyways if you're not into it.

whats your waifus safe word?

At what point does the harem get too big and I need to stage in intervention for my wife?

>>23584697
after 1

>>23584697
When you can't remember all of your wives' names.

>>23584689
ive been called a faggot for not being into traps.

>>23584696
She says she doesn't need one

>>23584631
By that definition the amount of entertainment has been abysmal for most of history.

Anyway, there are "videos" that can be made using magic mirrors, and it's noted they are used for entertainment among monsters. However, I don't think they have sound or interactive features, though I bet some enterprising monsters and humans could develop them.

Other than that there are concerts, stage plays, phantom-enhanced plays, battle tournaments to attend, etc.

To quote a certain sage named Kazuma "You are boobs. Boobs."

>>23584743
man, how do i become a neet, living in the demon realm in MGE?

Look at this pathetic excuse for a thread! Bickering over nonsens, and shitposting nonstop! And you call yourselves monster-lovers!?

You putrid, disgusting worms that call yourselves men. By the might of my all-seeing eyes, I command you to answer:

How do you fuck your waifu?

>>23584631
>he doesn't enjoy playing music
>or board games
>or stage shows
>or exploring
>or experimenting with magic and alchemy
>or sparring

>>23584677
Would you install swimming pools and theaters in your camp? All of those nukis need entertainment!

>>23584592
Think of all the horribly cheesy, more sentimental than Hallmark movies you could watch that somehow make even the most stoic or tomboyish of monstergirls break out into open weeping.

>>23584757

>>23584764
I don't have a waifu. If I did, though, I'd mainly prefer cowgirl and standing missionary positions for most species - maybe some more creative, less-bound-by-human-limits positions for some of the more exotic species. Definitely use of magic for airborne positions with three axes of rotation, regardless of species.

>>23584764
>How do you fuck your waifu?
With my penis.

>>23584768
Of course I would! I know that my daughterus will go on to deny them, but that's okay.

>>23584774
Sayaka is the most attractive girl in that franchise, and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>23584757
I tried to de-smug my elf teacher by impregnating her, but she only got even more smug when her belly started growing! What do I do now?

>>23584816
That's what you get for picking her over Miss Haku.

>>23584757
Imagine being the only guy in your class not attracted to your teacher. Imagine the attention you'd get from all your female classmates with small chests, who get a slight boost of confidence knowing that you find their petite frames more attractive than titcows'. Imagine forming a close circle of friends with some of said female classmates, and spending pretty much all of your time together. Imagine finishing the school year with a cute, petite, nerdy schoolgirl harem.

>>23584764
Crepuscular sex is loving, tender, face-to-face
Daytime sex is for domination dynamics
Nighttime, we both prefer to sleep.. But if one is up, it's free use on the other

>>23584816
An elf that has embraced an erotic nature may be inversely embarrassed by non-erotic displays of affection. Try holding her hand in public or writing her love notes.

>>23584757
I'm starting to have questions about the dress code

Bridge Trolls have got to go!

>>23584764
I'm a switch, and it's only once in a blue moon that I get flipped.So naturally, when my turn comes around, I end up going all out.

The first shot is more or less a crapshoot. I'll probably be rock hard before we start, or otherwise just fondle her all over to get me in the mood, listening to her lewd moans as torture her chest. When I'm good and ready, in both mind and body, I'll bend her over a table and fuck her sopping wet pussy.

I wouldn't expect to last long in there, of course. Like I said, the first shot is a crapshoot, so that wasn't the plan. Now that I'm lubed up, I'll quickly pull out, rub my member between her cheeks till I've fully recovered, and then give her ass a good, hard dicking.

I'll be teasing her breasts with one hand as I thrust my hips. With my other hand, I'll be plunging in and out of her slut mouth, having her lick my fingers while I rub them over her teeth.

Once I'm finished with her ass, then I'll pull out that finger from her lips, and give that booty a slap. That's her signal that I'm finally ready for her pussy again. I'll keep thrusting till I'm satisfied.

>>23584761
Oh there are plenty of those (since having a job is optional for most monsters and incubi), they just spend more time having sex than they do playing games.

>>23584613
Mofu seller, I'm going into battle and I want your strongest mofu.

>>23584671
i love this image so much

>>23584696
"Harder!"

>>23584764
pulling her meaty tail until her ass is in the air and in my face or being under her

>>23584696
fhqwhgads

>>23584885
What are you talking about? That’s just an ancient Elvish battle dress! It’s tradition!

>anon, the people have a right to know! Are you secure enough in your masculinity to let your waifu stick her spade tail up your butt?

>>23584696
Our safe word is ‘Pineapple’.

>>23584937
Ant Arachnes are so amazing; I wish I could be dragged away by one.

What monsters like pineapple on pizza

>>23584696
Teacup

>>23584939
This is the strongest Mofu I know

>>23584976
But my waifu doesn't have a spade tail!
No shame in getting a lubed up finger to push my button. Especially if it'll train up my resistance, so no disgusting thots can exploit that weakness.

>>23584984
After KC mentioned it I really want to see one that was forced to become a maid after the giant ants discovered what she was.

>>23584999
A cheshire will claim she loves it out of playful contrarianism. A good way to bully one is to order a half-and-half of a real flavor and Hawaiian, then only let her take from her half.
>I don't understand, I thought you said pineapple was your favorite? Why do you want some of mine too?

>>23584976
No, but also my wife is an inari.

>>23584939
You can't handle my strongest mofu

>>23585025
I wonder if there's an ant arachne that tries to hang out with khepri

>>23585058
Well it'd take more than painting herself gold to fool them.

How would our modern weaponry change if we add monster girls to the mix? I think we would have demon silver bullets as a nonlethal option, for one.

>>23584719
Then what will happen when the sex starts becoming rape? You need a safe word to get her to stop for a good reason, after all

>>23585025
See, I'd want a group of Giant Ants that accept me as their king, and an Ant Arachne that treats me like a close, lewd friend.

>>23584764
I wait for Tyrone to finish having his way for her and then I get to have super hot sloppy seconds

>>23584764
Lovingly. But really, we would try to switch it up a few times. Sometimes I would lead, sometimes she would. We'd try different positions and sometimes spice things up with potions and spells.

>>23584696
words are hard underwater

>>23585311
Dark matter nuke

>>23584764
Help me find a waifu, and I can answer that.

>>23584696
The moment you use the safe word, is the moment she failed as a monster.

>>23584764
You don't fuck a nightgaunt you molest one.

>>23585462
This. Mamono nature means that she should understand exactly what you're into and what you're not, on an unconscious level.

Does a Inari take offense to being called a Youko?

>you and a alice get married
>have a child with her
>it's a beautiful pure-blooded girl
>she grows up strong and pure
>she dates an incubus who's mother was a hellhound
>they get married
>their child (your granddaughter) is half-alice and fucking half-hellhound
>bloodline = tainted permanently
welp, i'll be looking forward to monsters giving birth to incubi in the future

>>23585580
if that's the case, i'm going to date a ushi-hellcorephomet and get raped by cunny everyday!

>>23585580
monsters can't birth half breeds, incubi have no monster features to pass.

>>23585604
i will say that chimaera is literally a mix of things so maybe possible

>>23585580
This Hellhound looks like she knows some kind of forbidden martial art.

>>23585674
why would a martial art be forbidden

>>23585604
You can get a little blending in the case of fraternal twins born of echidna.

>>23585674
She's mastered the deadly cuddle styles that even Yetis refuse to do, ancient texts sealed away deep in the mountains past powerful Ice Queens and Yuki-onnas

>>23585468
You control the tail

You fuck

>>23585700
The ancient, grey-furred Yetis of the Himalayas refuse to speak of such a style, for learning it comes at a terrible price.

>>23585820
Is it called something like the Uncomfy Snuggle or the Icy Hug?

What is your ideal date with monster like?

>>23584976
>getting feces on my wife's tail

>>23585913
Watching people from below and cuddling

>>23585913
Probably taking the trail from my home to the park and having a picnics and feeding the ducks

>>23585913
Being tied to the chair while they they make idle chat and twirl their hair.

>>23585913
Go out for dinner and a few drinks, visit some museum or tourist site if they're nearby.

If you waifu was a chair, what would she be like?

>>23584340
You fer brek n bath... need coffee.

>>23585893
[Demon Squeeze]

>>23585893
The Texas Handshake

>>23585961
that sure is a weird spell from wonderland why would a mad lich make magic that turns people into chairs

>>23585682
Mostly just to make it cooler.

The Order has sent you to Zipangu to bring order and salvation to them. How do you intend to do that?

>>23584073
Leaving the toilet seat up?

>>23586005
Non-violently preach the good word every day on the corner

>>23586005
Defect immediately and cavort among heathens. As it should be.

>>23586005
Preach abstinence only sex education to them and express the pride I take in my virginity.

>>23586005
It'll be a lifelong undercover mission. I'll need to marry a youkai and live with her to do it.

>>23585913
Staying home and just.. being together. taking a day of from the world to focus solely on eachother. cuddling, talking, playing, fucking, doing whatever.

What jobs would become worse in a post portal world

>>23586025
Janitor

>>23586025
Pizza delivery guy
Mailman
Any job where you have to go to an apartment and get raped

>>23586025
janitor

>>23586025
positions handling material currencies in large quantity
physical money is already hilariously contaminated, all the extra constant fucking and DE would make it 100x worse

>>23586042
>>23586037
Fug, before all this shit I worked at a movie theater and before the movie my job is concessions stand soda pouring and after the show it's janitor cleaning

>>23586039
Just don't hire single males.

>>23586066
Before corona closed all the libraries, I worked in one. Imagine all the bookwurms I'd have to deal with in that line of work.

>>23586081
I wonder what kind of books a wurm wants to read

>>23586005
Bury my face in the ass of the closest fox girl

>>23586105
Taking a single monster girl off of the streets will certainly help bring order to the land. Until you make more.

>>23586100
The Little Prince
Charlotte's Web
Jonathan Livingstone Seagull
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Zorba the Greek
The Sun Also Rises
In Search of Lost Time 1-10

>>23586105
Must smell really nice

>>23586105
But what if she boops your face?

>>23586005
You use my meat saber to slay at least 3 fox pussies. Unfortunately it will result in more.

>>23586134
>Deep undercover order knight makes a harem of monsters but gets them all addicted to anal, bukakke and oral sex to greatly slow their already slow reproductive rates
Devious!

>>23586008
>Anon keeps preaching day after day drawing no crowds reach no one as the either walk past him or laugh when he says rape is wrong
good job you accomplished nothing but wasted your time on the street corner

>>23586147
So long as I reach one person I'm sure the order would approve of my work

>>23586122
Boop her butt and watch it jiggle frantically, no muscles there

I wonder how they fixed the knife?

>>23586005
Pretty irresponsible of the Order to do that, when there are still misbehaving elf sluts in their own backyard

>>23586228
tape cant you see in the image
>>23586235
Elves are holy and good I've never known a slutty elf

>>23586241
They're entirely untrustworthy until they mate with a man and are bonded to him

>>23586262
I will trust every elf because all elves are good

The kunoichi sent to assassinate you has been caught. What's the next step?

>>23586335
s p a n k i n g

>>23586335
I tease her until she's wet enough to soak through her clothes, I jack off on her regularly, and I inject her with all of her poisons.

>>23586335
Recruit her to pilot my giant robot.

Friendly reminder that dicking the daughteru is the ultimate in cute wholesome family fun.

>>23586382
I would never. Incest is fundamentally wrong, and disgusting.

>>23586391
Don't be that way, she can be adopted too!

>>23586335
Death by deaf

>>23584946
Gonna kiss that tummy

>>23586368
>Immune to mounting
OH NO!
>Becomes sensitive after an explostion
Is this the part in hentai where she goes "Please... wait... I just came... my body is..."

>>23586368
But do my maxed out earplugs work?

>>23585920
>not maintaining proper hygiene
alternatively
>not using an enema for your inma

>>23586400
it's still incest even if NBR

>>23586335
Have my Apophis waifu spank her. And then bite her.

>>23585913
Nursing handjobs by the vampire

>>23586427
I guess it'll just suck to be you then.

>>23586436
Campfire!

>>23586443
It's an odd choice of a hobby for a Vampire, but I'm sure she enjoys being away from the bustle of the city.

>>23585913
I have no idea. I'm really inept when it comes to romantic stuff and I just hope she's better at it than me.

>>23586400
I'd still find it unsavory and exploitative.

>>23586472
But what if you wake up one day and she's got your dick in her mouth or butt or cunny? What would you do then?

>>23586335
Depends, is it one of those dummy thicc orange clan Kunoichi?

>>23586498
Sure, but what if the alternative scenario had the fox in the pic?

>>23586146
>>23586005
The Order is going about it wrong, marrying and breeding with the heathens is a time honored missionary tactic.

Thinking about it, wouldn't monsters find the concept of safe words a bit pointless?
>"A "safe word"? Darling, I'm not interested in hurting you, this is all to make you feel good. Having a word to stop that only gives you the temptation to avoid reaching new depths of lust and pleasure with me..."
>"If you feel frightened for any reason just remember how much I love you, and that I'd never do anything bad to you or your soul..."

>>23586593
Resurrections are expensive, though.

>>23586482
I would remove her from my body, explain to her that what she did was wrong, and rent a book on hieromancy. I'd also look into hooking her up with one of her classmates.

>>23586572
I cant marry everyone one so I better go door to door asking if they heard the good news

>Not having a Mage Horse wife

What's it like, knowing your waifu can't protect you from awful things?

>>23586593
Our safeword would be mostly a formality, yes, but more because my waifu and I are so naturally in tune with each other that we'd be able to tell when something is too much way before the need for actually saying something.

>>23586603
Send for more troops to marry them.

>>23586603
That's why missionary work isn't a one man job

>>23586532
A Fox Kunoichi? That's silly.

>>23586608
>What's it like, knowing your waifu can't protect you from awful things?
No idea. She can protect me pretty well.

>>23586646
Yea, everyone knows Tanuki Ninjas are superior

Why are smart know it all elves so great to bow down to

>>23586664
Huge manatanks for big offensive magic

>>23586608
But she can. She's just less welcoming of me hopping on her back should we choose to run away instead instead.

>>23586704
I want to hug her mana tanks.

Isn't using Charm Magic and other types of seduction spells to woo men kinda cheating at it?
Succubi just sound Lazy.

>>23586704
It's not the size of your mana bar that matters, it's your casting skill and spell selection.

>>23586368
I'll defeat her if I keep making fun of her virginity

>>23586811
Is this what the sabbath tells their magic user members?

>>23586786
All's fair in love and war. Plus, succs in particular are known to profile their men so they can woo them even without magic. Charm and eromancy is very much a sometimes thing.

>>23584885
>Student exchange between a neutral but relatively monster free magic academy and an underworld academy. Populated mostly by dark elves of all schools
>The exchange has actual merit but your school is also aware of a poorly veiled, rather overt attempt to infiltrate, influence and subvert your school by the use of seduction
>Every dark elf is dressed in the skimpiest "uniform" imaginable, panties plainly visible under micro, nay, nanoskirts.
>Sometimes the panties are seethrough, sometimes nopan
>Bras seem to be optional but common, if not just so they have something to strip off
>At first no one pays attention to you, keeping to yourself as you usually do, but then the exchange continues, more dark elves are sent and more of your fellow students are transferred over to their underworld academies
>Now you're relentlessly sexually bullied, as one of the few remaining unclaimed men
>You planned to ignore it when one of their cohort stole your seat until your wrist was snatched and you were forcefully pulled onto her lap, while another sat on yours and the desks next to you collided with yours in a clack as two more took the opportunity to flank your sides and lean up against you, trapping your hands between their thighs, their tongues in your ear
>At least they practically radiate mana and managing to actually ignore them and focus on the lesson yields returns tenfold
>Of course, you also lose sovereignty of your pants as they take turns switching out who sits on your lap

>>23586830
It's a hard fact.

>>23586828
Yes, becuase making fun of a dragon with Lazer nuke breath that can melt the ground just by walking on it is the safest thing to do

>>23586873
>My manabar might not be big, but I'm very resourceful with it!
>I'm just as good as any other mage!

>>23586917
I'm going to call her a lizard too instead of a dragon. Haha, I bet no one's even fondled her boobs before

>>23586932
Mana suffuses the body and requires trivial spatial volume.
Were being a flattie disadvantageous to magic, then Shiro and her gang wouldn't be as such. They're specifically lolis because it makes magic easier.
If ya don't like it, take it up with KC.

>>23586368
When's the adult version?

Goat. Booty.

>>23587010
no idea
latest one the artist did was nergigante

>>23587013
>ITS

Nothing better than a demon nun trying to suppress her dark side

>>23587076
Eh? What dark side?
They wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>23587076

>>23587113
What a good pious woman

>>23587030
>Art of the fish
The fucking hip check lives on

>>23587085
No, but they might try to rape it.

>>23587142
not in the next few pages she's not

>>23587113
Poor girl

>>23587190
Dont ruin it for me she is a pious pure demon

>>23587201
Oh I'll ruin it
https://nhentai.net/g/236112/29/

>>23586983
I know anon. I was just making a joke about them having small tits.

>>23586704
>>23586873
So titcowfags are Timmies and flatfags are Spikes?

>>23587360
Magic-oriented Spikes are flatfags, Timmies are Wurm.

>>23587398
>spoiler
I thought that was EDH players. And what are Johnnies? The people who want girls that are three or four species templates at once?

>>23587339
I am going to breed that succunun and make her my wife!

>>23587339
Do non-succubus type monster girls follow the fallen goddess?
I wanna be attacked by a fallen goddess. lizardgirl.

>>23587508
dark angels and valkyrie

>>23587207
0/10 corruption 2 fast
>>23587339
Someone needs to sew up those holes

>>23587533
it wasn't a corruption

>>23587524
Come to think of it, do the fallen goddess give blessings to random people like the CG or the other gods.
Like, there's just some guy who's a good-hearted pervert and suddenly he gains a boost and a dark valkyrie companion and everyone just think it's a normal valkyrie and that he has to go on adventures.
Sounds kinda fun if you ask me.

Looks tasty
the food of corse!

>>23587640
I bet a lewd "fuck the cook" is a perfect gift to most monster girls.
And for those monster girls that this isn't a good gift for, means it's a good gift for you from them.

Spank the Grizzly.

>>23587671
>a lewd "fuck the cook"
*apron.
I need to go to sleep again it would seam.

>>23587640
None of that looks tasty.

>>23587682
I like lobster

>>23587674
Best to spank those fresh from hibernation. They have the meatiest asses.

Where can I get more manticore venom antidote?

>>23587676
seem*

>>23587671

I wonder which monsters would like a home cooked dinner date most

>>23587689
I want to get under the paw of a hibernating one and go to sleep cuddling her, that will really surprise her once she wakes up.

What mamono would encourage me to take advantage of incubus state and stop eating and sleeping entirely - subsisting entirely off of her and my other wives?

>>23587640
>>23587682
what even is that?

Getting bossed around by an Anubis is what I dream of

>>23587718
Demons, succubus, bicorns, Basically, the lewder the monster, the more likely it is they ask that of you.

>>23587712
Trolls

>>23587711
But if I fuck the cook she might get to wrapped up in sex and burn the meal

Can Haku-sensei teach me to play guitar? There's a song i want to sing to a certain someone, but i don't want to use the "backing track played on a phone" strategy, it won't be impressive enough.

>>23587816
Much knowledge the Learncow can impart, including this!

I want to spoil wild monsters with modern amenities till they forget about hunting and survival

>>23587850
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.

>>23587869
What matters is what you can put into the tiger.

Bringing the monsterized pharaoh gifts, gold, and dresses of the finest silk and getting rewarded with being her personal nighttime body warmer!

>>23587846
nice, time to learn how to play Van Halen's best-of!
Haku-sensei was that special someone, and the song i wanted to play to her is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPlPJP2brw

>>23587889
But I'm too poor to give her gifts can I give her half of my bread

>>23587893
monster girl theme songs time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcy07OvWdl0

>>23587893
She will grade you on your performance

>>23587902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

The priestesses of Hel sounds kinda nice.

>>23587901
How can you be poor in her land of plenty?

>>23584887
who's the best internet troll? a troll, a cheshire, or a bunyip?

>>23587950
MGE Trolls are too nice to be internet trolls

>>23587983
as if they could even type on a keyboard with those BIG MEATY PAWS

>>23587950
Probably a bunyip, though a shitposting circlejerk between one and a cheshire would probably be memorable

>>23587983
I want a Troll to horribly fail in trying to be dominant mistress.

>>23588071
I'd still submit to her.

>>23587725
What exactly does that smell like?

>>23588238
Presumably anubis

Are lizardgirls weak to ice magic?
Can I beat one if I make her really cold and tell her if she surrenders I'll cuddle her until she's warm?

>>23588291
They are, but watch out for Frost Salamanders.

>>23588442
would they be weak to fire or does that make them stronger?

>>23588291
Watch out for sunbathing lizard girls. They might look relaxed and lazy but if you look close you'll see their nipples are hard, and they're breathing heavily while sweating. The sun boils their hot blood and puts them in the mood while supplying amble energy to hunt and mate. Beware, the moment they lay eyes on you they can go from lying down on their backs to full sprint in less than half a second.

Babe, it's 4pm, time for your daily rimjob!

>>23587339
>be fruitful and multiply
Yes Lawd yes

>>23588586
>tags: all_the_way_through

>>23587700
From your local manticore, of course! The antidote is her saliva. It doesn't work.

>>23587725
We're reaching levels of IMAGINE that should not even be possible!

>>23588273
Anubutt

>>23587752
>subsisting entirely on Demon mana, saliva, sweat, and intimate juices
Mmm...

>>23587768
>I grew it myself!

>>23588616
Don't like that idea. Would rather she cooks for me as a contracted wife would

>>23587885
Write something silly on the box!

>>23587889
I'd rather be rewarded with being her throne

>>23588624
Such wholesome creatures.

>>23588652
Well, she is canonically a great cook. I think I'd rather subsist on her body AND her cooking

>>23588605
this is why i avoid manticores when i'm out in the wastelands

Is role swap with a Kobold viable or should I just have a Hellhound?

>>23588702
How do you avoid an apex predator with keen senses and WINGS?

>>23588734
Just strip naked and charge her! She'll never expect it!

>>23588734
Shoot it's wings.

>>23588734
A tiny net

>>23588806
What if she can deflect bullets with them?

>>23588828
Begin to cry.

>>23588828
Shoot them with magical arrows obviously.

>>23588756
>Manticore can smell anon
>She finally finds him
>He's butt naked
>And in the middle of oiling himself in
>"...what"
>Anon hears her
>And charges at her
>[Confused manticore screaming]

>>23588888
Check'em

CORONA CHAN

>>23584225
Touch fluffy tail

>>23588975
Rata's 3D model is so smug.

Sssaacrificeee~

>>23588982
>Rata is so smug.
Fix that for you.

>Phantom has a story to tell
>it's a grand, epic story
>a story of proportion so grand it's like Dune and The Odyssey and Paradise Lost and Les Miserables and Gone With the Wind all put together
>she can't put the production together though
Is she simply too ambitious? Or can you protect her smile and optimism?

>>23589003
Just throw the meat and run!

>>23588756
With a tail pussy that big, she has no intention of milking anon's dick with it. No, she's gonna suck his entire head into it, down to his shoulders, effectively restraining him while she works on his dick with her mouth and pussy

>>23589030
No! He must complete the delivery! He's Sam Porter Bridges!

>>23587076
I would love to be the lone orphan boy who lives in a convent of MG nuns suppressing their urges in the name of the Lord.

>>23586472
>exploitative
It's true, some poor oblivious single men might not know that adopting a monstergirl is actually an early-access marriage.

>>23589030
Toss the meat to the shy, older Wendi in the back, she may consider it a marriage proposal

>>23588888

>>23589032
I wonder if that would be almost like unbirthing.

>>23586572
How about an excommunicated sect of paladins that are trained from a young age to be able to fuck lims into submission.

>>23589015
Like it or not, she's going to have to trim the story down or make it into a series. It's just not reasonable to expect people to sit through a 10 hour play no matter how well acted it is.

>>23589356
No. You're just getting a head covered in manticore tail pussy slime

>>23587076
>Reformed*************************** succubus preaching all the really degenerate parts of the bible.
>Gets super into telling the story of the perverted daughters who got their father hammered and then got nailed by him.
>I-It's only a cautionary tale.

>>23587902
I knew Hellhounds would have best sex while blasting death metal out on full blast!

>>23589375
What if she puts the play on in the Undead Kingdom only?

>>23588683
a devil or demon cooking for you would be cute

>>23589471
Pan, nice and hot

Reminder.

>>23589471
KC once tweeted just how cute the scenario can be in his own words regarding a tough conqueror demon:

>>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)

>~The conqueror Demon~

>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"

>~The conqueror Demon~

>Even though Demons prefer to raise and spoil their husbands by taking the responsibilities all by themselves, they are very weak to their husband's wishes so if one expresses their will to be householder strongly enough, Demons will willingly turn to lovely wives waiting home for their husband to return to work

>>23589547
Shitposting aside, the original version of KC's succubi way back when they were released were only interested in the best of men.
Either KC changed his mind, or the translation was bad, because now they generally have no real preferences, at least in terms of appearance.
Although if any monstergirl was a size queen or only liked chads, I'd put money on it being succubi

>>23589630
It was a real wild west period back then when it came to translating, with some blatantly just making things up in addition to getting certain parts really wrong. Like the cyclops entry where the translator apparently confused the bearer of the weapon disappearing with a part of the weapon just disappearing.

Makes me hope someday some enterprising translator makes a project of seeing just how off the early translations were. The trouble may be in finding the Japanese versions of those early profiles to compare the English versions with though, as I think KC deleted them from the site ages ago.

>>23589379
This is acceptable.

>>23589565
>>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"
This makes me very happy.

>>23588586
Are there any other MGs that would enjoy rimming?

>>23589565
It does make me wonder how many monsters have aprons at the ready for such a situation.

>>23589630
Well, at least my troll would love me the way I am... And if not her, a demon... And if not her, a shoggoth... And if not her, a sandworm... And if not her, a kraken... And if not her, an Apophis... And if not her... Fuck, man, am I unloveable? I already know the answer to this

>>23589735
Dedicated Kikis

>>23589735
I love analingus, it's one if not my absolute favorite erotic act- to perform. But the thought of having it done on me is just nasty.

>>23588756
god i want to feel the weight of that in my lap

>>23589565
Demons are wonderful girls.
>>23589761
Anon of course she would love you.

>>23589778
>And on my face, and all the way up to my knee when I try to run away and...

>>23589744
More than you might expect.

>>23589765
Hopefully she does it every time I take a bath

>>23589776
You will sit on your waifu's face and you WILL enjoy it

>>23589776
But what if that's your wife's fetish

>>23589815
i want to eat monster cooking

>>23589955
You may have to teach her how to cook first.

>>23586228

>>23589851
Well, people like those bestiality card girls and wocks in wonderland so one of them probably does.

>>23589471
>>23589815
Need loli demon in a naked apron

>>23589955
There are cakes of all flavors. Even one that will immidiately turn you into an undead kingdom's citizen.

>>23590083
it doesn't look very good

Challenge a salamander to a cook off!

>>23590133
Dead people love them. Soon, you will, too!