/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

So, if nachos and mindflayers turn their husbands into orifice parasites, and night gaunts turn their husbands into bodysuits/orifice parasites, what do shogs husband become?

>>23560577
>Door bursts open
>A furious large mouse runs in followed by a huge werewolf police officer
>"THAT'S HIM, OFFICER!" The mouse squeaks, jabbing a finger your way. "THAT'S THE HORNY!"

>tanuki gf showing concern cautiously surveying the environment and holding your arm tightly when you're walking through neighborhoods with high kitsune populations
>"You know I don't like foxes, darling... I'm just watching out, for your sake."

Alraune repost.
http://imgbox.com/5gwlCtno

Is the mega dead?

>>23560619

Fuck, I am horny as hell. Really wish I had my waifu here to help out. Not in the mood to dom right now, maybe after the alcohol kicks in. So she'd probably just milk me whatever way she feels like till I can't even think anymore, calling me a horny little slut the whole time.

So what does your waifu do when the thirst is getting to you?

Would doubling a kiki's pay while she works overtime be too little?

Wikifag here, the mega archive might be taken down in the near future, I'll leave it up so anyone can grab it till next week's update. If anyone feels like suggesting another place to host it, go ahead.

Reposting since thread died.

Which monster would make the best sugar mommy

>>23560619
The tanuki cries out "Yamete!" as she violates you.

>>23560633
>>23560646
currently mega is stuck in loading loop so might be dead already

I like nuki and I like Kiki, can I have a tanukikimora

>>23560690
It might just be mega itself being down, since I can't access any mega link.

>>23560598
The regressive left will attack you regardless. Instead of bending the knee and waiting until they come for everything you love, why not just grow a pair and tell it like it is? Besides, I don't hate women. I just think they shouldn't vote.

>>23560718
i can acces some of them but not op one

>>23560690
It's working for me but I'm trying to save the entire fanart collection and the download is being slow as fuck.

>>23560639
>paying a kiki
oh how you wound her pride

>>23560745
What if I told her I have to let her go since I can't afford to pay her anymore.

>>23560639
It's extremely important to give your kiki a proper salary for everything she does, no matter how hard she protests that it's unnecessary. They're probably just trained to say that, but payment is important to establishing a healthy professional relationship, and she will probably be appreciative deep down.

>>23560598
>yes goy, just ignore us as we strip the soul out of everything you love! Don't even talk about it!

>>23560732
The same people the left champions for one day will be on the chopping block the next. It is all about social validation in the here and now for themselves. They wind up with far more cognitive dissonance than one realizes.

>>23560732
>>23560788
>replying to the pasta spammer

>>23560775
>>23560774
>Angry DogBird Noises

>>23560695
So what would she do clean up your financial accounts?

>>23560788
>>23560732
Go back to /pol/ and stop falling for pasta you god damn obnoxious newfags

>>23560810
I do have to wonder how often a situation like that would come up. I can imagine a maid academy putting out a PSA about it and it doing absolutely no good at all. Luckily the kikis themselves would eventually take matters into their own hands.

>>23560745
She has to somehow buy cleaning supplies, cooking ingredients, and other things.

will you ever grow out of mgs?

>>23560808
Sorry, you're right. Back to the escapism.

>>23560788
>>23560598
>/monster/

>>23560838
The sun will die before that happens.

>>23560838
Maybe if I get a 3D wife.

>>23560833
That's not a salary, that's her operating budget. Kikis in temporary employment like a maid cafe or something would need a salary to eat, pay rent and so on, but a kiki in a relationship would already get paid in essence, have a place to stay, eat using the grocery money for the house and clean using the supply budget, and so on.

Though once she feels comfortable as a wifemaid, she might ask for money to pursue other hobbies like reading or music, but being a monster maid with a master means essence is more meaningful to her as payment.

>>23560838
Hoping to grow into them if you know what I mean

>>23560876
gross

>>23560838
I don't think you grow out of wishing you were loved.

>>23560838
I've grown more attached to them as time has went on. As I slowly lose interest in other things they take up the room in my heart.

>>23560838
never even if I succumb to 3dpd she will also have to like monster girls

Do lonely manticores in their caves practice kissing techniques to use on boys using their tails?

Evidently my love of big titty Undead battle harems killed the thread.

>>23560838
No, but I've grown in and out of the thread.

Oh snap, Anon! You just said to your Kiki that you were disappointed! Now she went back to her room, crying.

What did she do to deserve that?
How can you/she make up for it?

>>23560936

>>23560604
Then shogs are just boring by comparison? I see...

>>23560878
She could still use money on things like body care products separate from her Master's, clothes, and various stuff for her room, plant of her own could be nice.

>>23560956
I never cared for that sort of thing
but the absolute meltdown this caused at /u/ was positively delicious.

>>23560985
What large teeth she has...

>>23560979
I guess what I'm getting at is that for standard kikis (shogs too) being a maid is probably more like an identity than a profession, not that they dislike money or have no use for it. So getting paid to do maid stuff in dollars is a little reductive, almost like saying "you are just an employee" rather than "you are my wife." It's not like you'd deprive her of money, she'd get it from her husband if she asked for it, and I think making her pay for groceries or supplies out of her own salary would be kind of mean. Just a passing fancy anyway, nothing serious.

>>23560849
I'm not a footfag...I just get a fixation sometimes...it comes a goes...

>>23560955
She didn't deserve it, I'm just a horrible person.

>>23560936
How many unreasonably busty ochi bodyguards is too many?

>>23561060
>like saying "you are just an employee"
But that's literally all a maid is.

>>23561087
Seven is the optimal number of Ochis with prodigious busts.

>going through random pastebin stories
>come across this
>https://pastebin.com/1Z0wgFpa
Nice origin story, although I wasn't expecting Lichfag's wife to have such a lousy personality (Dude must like tsunderes)

Do we have anymore stories like this where our waifufags meet their wives? And if not how did you meet her?

>>23560838
I've left the thread for a few months repeatedly, but always come back.

>>23560690
Oh god no, I haven't backed up a single Troll yet

>>23561100
Once they go up against 7 ultra milky holsts in wide-brimmed hats, that is going to be a very jiggly battle.

>>23561233
The ground will run white with milk.
The big, strongfat ochi is probably going to hug me afterwards and mention how worried she was.

>>23561172
I have origin stories for my wives but they're all in my head, I suck at writing

>>23560849
>>23560861
You will not sway me, hellspawn!

>>23561172
I met her during work and we hit it off.

>>23561172
I have a weird case where I have at least two "origin stories"
A portal scenario one and a pure MGE setting one. I find the latter makes a more entertaining story but I haven't written either down yet.

How do I counter an all Hellhound party, what would they be weak to?

>>23561317
Crying.

>>23561317
Well ju-
>>23561322
Yeah that works.

>>23561317
vaccume cleaners
can with coins in them

>>23561287
Same....sort of....

The pure MGE one is just some OC work of mine. MC is like, bizarro me.

>>23561317
Just throw a large bone and attack while they're distracted.

>>23561317
Gazer
Everything is weak to Gazer

I'm weak to Gazer. I want/need to be drained by Gazer, right now!

>>23561359
lemon juice

>>23561359
Anon she's put you under her spell! Watch out!

>>23561172
I can only assume lichfag had input into how she spoke/acted.

She's not very lichy. Dry snark is fine but a kuu really needs to deliver it in as few words as possible. In fact she's way too vocally forthcoming. The way I understand the kuu archetype is it's very much show don't tell.

Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.

>>23561172
I will be writing the story of how I met my Dear Hatter Wife one day! I have the basic outline, but will eventually get to proseing it out!

>>23561435
Shut up! I love her!

I'm super horny and no one can satisfy me like she can!

>>23561172
I kinda already wrote one such scenario in these very threads.

>>23561172
I've been thinking a lot about how I'd meet my wife lately, and it's given me some new headcanon about her type:
>Dark Mages basically make the very act of casting into a form of seduction in itself, performing a kind of pole dance with their staff, writhing, swaying their hips and tits, speaking the mystic words needed in a sensual ASMRish tone...
>Magic users higher than them like Baphomets and Liches don't need to do this and can just lob powerful magic around at will with little preparation and casting time (although might choose to anyway for the funsies and reactions from potential husband it can get)
>Mage eyes have a kind of glow to them that depends on how powerful they are as casters. Human mages are faint, powerful casters like the wife are noticable, the highest tier magic users are unmissable.
Just a few base things I've worked out, but eventually I think I might write it down as an autistic self indulgent short story.

>>23561437
>Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.
I agree. I prefer my liches to be seductive, confident, and elegant.

>>23561172
Mutual summoning, sort of.. I really ought to write it down, one of these days.

Is it rude to ask for a holstaur's milk be refrigerated before I drink it?

>>23561817
>not drinking straight from the tap

What does it feel like to have such plebeian tastes?

How long did you last? max was like 6 minutes.

>>23561817
How offended would Holst be if you said you prefer pasteurized to fresh?

>>23561817
>What's wrong with your face?

Fill up cute Anubis secretary!

>>23561904
You might want to censor that, anon.

>>23561904
anon, spoiler!

>>23561850
?

>>23560619
"FOXES could be here" she thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be FOXES anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick tail. "I HATE FOXES" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 sake circulated through her thin, delicate veins and washed away her (merited) fear of vixens after dark. "With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>Husband looks at her
>"Who the fuck are you talking to?"

Anon, no! Think of the advertisers

>>23561904
PROMOTIONS

>>23561941
the fuck happened to her did she bet on oil being high?

>>23561939
I want to be attacked by vixens after dark

What counts as NSFW when you work for a monster?

>>23561941
hate that

>>23561939
>With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
I genuinely think this is one of the most evocative lines I've ever read from anything, anywhere, and it's from such a silly pasta.

>>23561941
This danuki looks like she sells STDs

>>23561941
Does this Tanuki have a tumblr and promote veganism?

>>23561941
I wanna put a coin in her mouth

>>23561971
Not wearing the proper equipment while on the worksite or not following proper safety guidelines

>>23560604
Boob fat

>>23561971
>"Mr. Anon! Are you reading religious propaganda on company time?"
>"N-no Ms. Demon, ma'am! Absolutely not at all, honest! I'm just...looking at sexy pictures of angels."
>"I see. And these 'sexy angels' just so happen to be fully clothed, is that it?"
>"...that's the best part?"
>"Oh. Well then, as you were."
>Demon boss walks away with a click-clack of her heels, which almost covers up the sound of her fully buttoning up her dress shirt and blazer

>>23562016
So follow OSHA always, got ya

>>23561941
I'll take her

Is it possible to have sex with a Mamono so violently and unpleasantly that you make her scream stop and scar her for life?

>>23562030
>IT gremlin doing maintenance on her computer
>peeks at her search history
>"How to hide your lustful aura"
>"Proper praying form"
>"Easy sclera recoloring spell"
>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
>boss walks in, tells her that if she breaths a word about it to anyone the gremlin will never work in this city again

>>23562074
uh oh this demon is starting to look angelic

>>23561971
Agape porn. (Excessive Romance, no rape involved, gentle handholding sex in lotus).

>>23561971

>>23561941
>Whatcha buyin'? Stranger.

>>23562056
As the mana they gain from you via sex strengthens and invigorates them and their own mana protects them, it is fundamentally impossible to "break" a MGE girl via sex. This was stated in one of the world guides if I recall right.

Not to mention, if succubi are anything to judge by then monster girls have a reduced capacity to feel pain in general.

Heck, have you seen what a fairy looks like having sex? That should give you an idea of what monster girls can handle.

>>23562074
>>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
Numbers 30:2
>If a man vows a vow to the Lord, or swears an oath to bind himself by a pledge, he shall not break his word. He shall do according to all that proceeds out of his mouth.
better have him make a vow to marry her

So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.

Now, to grant them resistance to thirst while also granting resistance to incubi, you would surely marry these paladin girls off before they see actual service. Indeed, you probably want them to pop out a baby or two to recycle into paladin training.

This brings me to my question though. Would they be a firmer fighting force knowing their husband was back home or would they be a better fighting force fighting with their husbands? I've got a tenuous grasp on why men and women don't fight together in reality. Disciplinary issues and morale and what not. But those are also not paired off marries couples, but a bunch of single dudes competing for one chick. Thoughts?

>>23562238
>So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.
It's the opposite, even in the MGE world human women are easily influenced thots.

>>23562238
The correct answer are alps.

>>23562313
Hope you stub your toe for doing this
Go away

>>23561941
The Tanukis of the Undead Kingdom sure are strange. I wonder what kind of bizarre and cursed wares she has stashed in that coffin/backpack?

>>23562291
But say you beat the thot out of them in training. Surely they're better off than a dude is when facing an army of monsterwomen.
>>23562306
The church doesn't like fagggots or monsters tho

>>23562313
I don't get it

It doesnt matter if you enroll as a teacher or student. Unless you are very strong, if you enroll in a mamono high school or college, you will get bullied, raped and claimed. Poor art teacher.

If you absolutely need the money, it is highly adviced to befriend strong "noble" monsters like Jinkos.

>>23562016
That body says 'Murr hurr hurr... I'm gonna break you', but that face says 'What would like mom to make you for dinner kiddo?'

>>23562341
Alpification

>>23562238
You do realize that monsterization is the usual threat for women who fight monsters, not incubi seducing them, don't you? Heck the latter pretty much never happens.

>>23562341
https://i.imgur.com/oxufVEL.jpeg

>>23562333
The tanuki were kicked out of over 100 undead kingdoms tho

>>23562360
I think something-ization is the threat from any monster given wound, male or female. Though in men it's usually followed by wanting to fuck whoever wounded him.

>>23562344
Good thing we brought back corporal punishment.

>>23562238
In the first place the main issue is that the typical paladin is massive monsterbait, what with the high charisma, chiselled fit body, and their devoted personality that makes them ideal husband material. If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.

>>23562430
So socially-challenged fedora-wearing autists?

>>23562392
Becoming a incubus normally takes quite a bit of time, and a simple wound won't be enough to do it at all unless it's inflicted by a very powerful/specialized monster.

Even having sex repeatedly in one encounter won't usually turn a man into a incubus (though it will make them want to have more sex with monsters), unless the monster he is with is a succubus or other particularly potent monster.

>>23562430
You take the most boring and unattractive man and throw him through harsh death defying training and I guarantee you'll get a pussy soaker at the end, competence breeds confidence.

Clearly you have to train women.

There's nothing better than watching your elegant, kiki meido service your dick, cleanly and expertly take your entire load into her open mouth with not even a single drop landing elsewhere, swish it around her mouth for you to see, and swallow it with ease. Then showing off her cum-free mouth, she goes down again to suck out the last little bit of holdout cum oozing from your dick before introducing your to the main course for this evening, her sopping-wet, tight, meido pussy

>>23562444
Yes, just cut out the fedora part.

Need advice, the tsundere ghost elf that inhabits my body keeps suggesting I pork the p’orcs to gain their loyalty and build an army, but I was taught marriage was only between one man and one woman, should I follow the she-elf’s advice?

>>23562453
I disagree, some people are so uninteresting that they make exciting stuff sound boring.

>>23562447
I'm sure there are potions you can take in either case that mitigate or negate corruption stemming from wounds. Not to mention using armour to defend from slight wounds to begin with. A blow grievous enough to go through some decent plate armour would be more cause for concern regarding bloodloss than corruption.

>>23562460
You find me the most boring, best trained veteran and see if his experiences sound boring. Some girls go for the strong silent types.

>>23562430
>If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.
Some guy shoved into the knight role he clearly is neither suited to nor prepared for but doing his best anyway would be immediately pounced upon by dozens of momsters/onee-sans/protective types in an instant. He'd barely have enough time to fear combat before fearing suffocation under a mountain of softness.

>>23562497
Unless he's actually an experienced veteran who just happens to be boring, unattractive, and socially awkward. In which case they still get pounced onee-sans and protective types, but for slightly different reasons.

>>23562467
Even if there were, wounds are far from the only means monsters use.

And no, blood loss wouldn't be an issue as most monsters that fight soldiers use mamono realm silver weapons. Said weapons are made from ore that works like normal against armor and such but does not inflict damage on the physical body, instead wounding the mana of the person and causing it to leak out (leading to weakness or even complete debilitation).

>>23562570
Yes but such weapons only work on skin. You can't just whack against armour and start sapping mana. That was my point, any wound able to break through armour would be a wound with a normal weapon that's pretty much fatal. It doesn't really matter at that point if you lose a soldier to monsterization or to death. Though I guess in the former instance you have to worry about a new enemy.

Maybe armour is magically rigged to explode if breached deep enough.

>>23560604
Imagine an awkward teenage Mindflayer who turns you into the squid form because playing with a cute sex toy is fine, but passionate vanilla sex is too embarrassing for her.

>>23560619
I want to force a Tanuki and a Youko to lewd each other for my pleasure - whoever brings the other to orgasm first gets my dick first.

Just so you guys know, Oni roulette won the poll
though I am pleasantly suprised the Selene story was a close second.

>>23560604
slime

How do I unsmug a shoggoth?

>>23562653
with surprise hug

>>23562653
Befriend some Devil Bugs or an Akaname.

>>23562455
Something better us a kikimora skilled in theriomancy. Think, she whispers something under her breath and you feel a faint haze overcome your mind before everything becomes clear. Her soft, clean hair perfect for rubbing and holding. Her nice shapely breasts, nipples erect and ready to be sucked or fondled, or to fill with milk when she's pregnant. Supple hips ready to be held and slammed onto your crotch, or to bear your child. A faint, almost nonexistent smell you never smely before in your life, but some dark dusty corner of your brain is telling you that it means a fertile and aroused woman is in front of you.

Still smiling as if nothing is wrong, she lifts up her skirt, revealing her bare dripping wet pussy. Even without the spell she had cast on you, the message would have been clear. You grab her and indulge both of your animal instincts for hours.

>>23562653
choose kikimora

>>23562653
Make her laugh hard enough that she loses focus and her transformed appliance forms "break character." From then on, every time you bring it up she'll get really blushy and embarrassed. You can also do this by making her ahegao so hard all of her other forms temporarily melt, but that involves significantly more cleanup on your part.

>>23560604
Shoggoths are sort of limited in their ability to transform their husbands compared to other abyssal monsters, but said husbands still gain slime traits (such as swords passing through them without injury).

>>23562708
>Spend all day trying to tickle your shog's funny bone
>She's perfectly calm and placid throughout it all, smiling peacefully with a hint of smug.
>You're sure you heard the fridge go "pfft" once though, and the chair won't stop shaking.

>>23562653
Explain to her that it is improper to love furniture.

Then go bang your real waifu on top of your shog bed.

>>23562684
The cruelest option but also the most effective

>>23562665
That will only increase her smug

>>23562672
Human pussy smells and tastes really fucking good, so manono pussy might be able to get me to cum just from facesitting.

>>23562623
>oni won
I hope that includes ogres

>>23562740
>That will only increase her smug
not if it's from behind and she cant hug back and everytime her slime shifts to hug back step away and hug from behind again

>>23562455
I don't think I can handle such a lewd meido.

>>23562760
Slimes can hug you from anywhere though.

>>23562771
thats why you make the hugs ambushes

It is recommended that you wear a face mask while out in public and keep a minimum 2 meters of space from other people.

>>23562760
No, you don't understand. That will only cause you to be absorbed in her slime. Her smug will increase 1000x as she violates you in frustration from your initial dodging of hugs.

>Mastah wanted hug
>Now Mastah gets full body hug
>Mastah gets to drift into pleasure and bliss <3
>I love you, Mastah
>Enjoy <3

Kikimom or Shogmom?

>When your bodyguard/harem are discussing who will guard the bedroom that night.
You better get a bigger bed.

>>23562780
Confirmed!

>>23562017
H-hot... I'd rather be ass fat though.

>>23562653
She'd probably get self-conscious if you critique her when she does maid things and human customs slightly 'off'.
Minor stuff, like setting your dinner table with the fork and spoon on the left side of the plate.

>>23562798
Kiki Season!

>>23562803
Nice

>>23562838
What I would give for a harem of kikis that thick minimum.

>>23562838
Shog Season!

New commission done by Mojo! My Dear Wife and I!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

>>23562798
can I have both at the same time

>>23562853
And a much more common position!

>>23562853
>>23562860
Oh shit! Congrats Hatterfag, you two look great together! Also very lewd, good stuff.

>>23562853
>>23562860
I never imagined you'd be blonde. Weird.

>>23562860
Kinky

What would a Shog/Golem hybrid be like? Or a Shog/Automaton? Or a Shog/Chochin? Or a Shog/March Hare?

>>23562877
He's still a mop head though, just like every other waifufag here.

Can Shogs get legs?

>>23562798
Shogmom's the better wife look at that heated gaze, those smirking lips, that barely contained lusty heat. Would live in a dark, rickety old house with sloping gabled rooves at odd angles, ooze dripping down the walls and bend her over every piece of furniture, lift her maid's dress up over her hips and pound her so hard the neighbours hear the wet smacks all while her thicc motherly thighs jiggle in their tight stockings.

>>23562853
>>23562860
You look a lot shaggier then I thought you would be. But those are nice pictures.

>>23562893
Whatever pleases mastah.

>>23562860
>facesitting
Truly, a man of great taste!

>>23562762
Nonsense! Why does a man produce semen if not to spill it inside his maid?

>>23562853
>When a waifufag looks like you
...Well, didn't expect that.

>>23562853
>>23562860
Does your hair tickle your wife's bum when she's sitting on you all the time?

>>23562860
>>23562904
Nothing like the faint smell of fecal matter and urine of a gorgeous girl sitting on your face. Truly, I am among patricians

>>23562853
>>23562860
these make my eyes happy, hatterfag. very happy

>>23562856
That would be weird growing up having two moms

>>23562860
>>23562853
She's not my cup of tea, but I'm happy for you nonetheless!

>>23562860
Based

>>23562832
>"Bone apatite, Mastah!"
>"Kiki's been teaching you the French language in addition to French quisine, huh?"
>"Maize wee! She says that this accent is most appropriate for a human maid, so we have been practicing together while doing our chores. We hope we impress!"
>"It's great that you two are having fun, but you don't have to go through all that trouble for my sake. I like you both just fine as monster maids."
>"Even so, perfection in service is what we strive for, no matter the style. If you have any comment at all, no matter how minor, please, let us know."
>"Well, if you're serious, I should probably tell you that normally when humans serve soup, it's resting in a bowl instead of existing as a floating sphere."
>"Oh dear, that does seem like a blunder."
>"Additionally, a human maid couldn't be doing that thing you're doing with my underpants. (Not from that distance, anyway.)"
>"...perhaps Mastah is right, and we don't need to adhere to human maid standards too closely."

>>23562838
>>23562845

I was thinking about the temporary reversion talk of last thread and, would Shoggoth change ANYTHING at all?

Original Shoggoths were created by eldritch horrors to be the ultimate servant, absolutely obedient in anything. Given Shog already recognize her husband as her master and original shogs could likely shapeshift too her form wouldnt even change.

>>23562926
How would he distinguish which momster he needs when he says "mom" is one "mom" and the other "mother" or something?

>>23562968
What a pretty, sweet and cute looking kiki. Just look how her womb-window radiates with love

>>23562968
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

If a monster were to worship the god that gave Pharaohs their divine mana, would they also gain the commanding voice that the Pharaoh has?

>>23562877
Perhaps I'd change my hair color at some point, but as is, it is how I is!
>>23562890
>>23562898
>>23562916
In truth, I actually asked for it over the eyes even though I'm pretty clean cut in real life, more to keep it pseudo anonymous, but nothing wrong with that!
>>23562927
That is extremely kind of you anon, I appreciate that it doesn't set you off and that you can still be happy for me! I love to hear people be kind like that here!!!

>>23562853
>>23562860
Really nice to see you getting some stuff hatterfag.

>>23562971
>"Ufufufu, you are my master now, my love, my king, my hubby. This form of mine only exists for you, to cherish our time together. No flase god can stand in our way. But if you're in the mood for something a little more beastly~..."

i want sabbath girls to get in my totally unsuspecting white van

>>23562971
They would likely be even more obedient, but her love would be replaced by mindless obedience, though I guess you could just order her to love you. She wouldnt be constrained by monster morals either, so she would do absolutely anything you asked it, even killing innocent people.

>>23562971
I took it as the reversion causing them to look, though likely not act, like Lovecraft shoggoths. So while she was in that form, she couldn't really communicate, she'd have to "learn" how to shapeshift into a humanoid form instead of being able to take one on naturally, and so on. So it was more about the master sort of realizing all at once what shoggoths are, rather than being scared of his maid specifically.

>>23562853
>>23562860
You're one of the nicest people I've ever met on this website Hatterfag, it really makes me feel good to see you realize her in full vision.

>>23562974
Shog is Mother and Kiki is Mom

>TFW I will never be the cold, prim, proper tsundere whose cold heart is melted by the fiery affection of a hellhound

Maybe I should stop waking up

I think I'd likely be too kuudere for most mamono. That said, a few that I like might appreciate it.

>>23563034
clearly both are mommy when they take their dear master to bed

>>23563034
i can have two momsters? do they sleep together? do I spend twice as much money on mother's day? do neither of them work because they're women? do they read jokes off of a dad joke book to make sure i have a normal childhood?

>>23562798
Orphan.

>>23560636
Sit on my lap and grind until I rip her clothes off. If she was feeling especially mean she'd hold my wrists.

Would a Lich have skeletons in her closet?

Are you ready for mosquito season?

>>23563129
thats a rude thing to call a skeleton's room

i want the monster to come after me and try to fuck me. i want to test them to see if they're horny enough to take the initiative.
what monster should i test?

>>23563143
I wonder what kind of unholy teasing it would take to make an Umi-osho pounce.

>>23563131
Vampire mosquitos are among the best mamono.
Ordinary mosquitos are pests of a massive magnitude.

>>23563156
umi-osho is lame. when you bully her, it pisses off her friends and you end up getting raped by them. little bitch turtle.

>>23563173
Nah, the distinction is "hurt"ing her in a fun sexual way (within the bounds of BDSM), versus actually harming her.

>>23563158
Vampires = leech girls > mosquitoes.

If there is a skeleton inside me then is fucking a skeletongirl a threesome?

>>23563189
Depriving a little Umi Osho bitch of her well-deserved punishment is the kind of abuse that will get you raped.

>>23563191
Mosquitos >>> Dhampirs > Leech girls > Vampires

>>23563191
>>23563235
ball gag >>>> biters

>>23563245
Based.

[x] Be acquired by a snek

>>23563258
what about acquiring her instead?

>>23563235
Oh no it's retarded.

>>23562860
I want to get rata ass shots, and face sitting stuff commissioned eventually!

>>23563258
>Sit there on the bed next to her, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a collar.
>Ask what's going to happen now.
>'...I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far. Usually the Pharaoh or one of her champions stops me before I reach this point...'

>>23563266
That's not how it works

>>23563266
My waifu always say you can do it if you try

>>23563287
>"... Wanna play Senet?"

>>23563288
That's exactly how it works.

>>23563288
What if you picked up a rolled-up carpet for delivery and it turned out that an Apophis was hiding in there instead of the Pharaoh?

>>23563298
>ywn ask a Girtablilu to play the game of Ur with you

>>23563287
I prefer the idea that she could get her slave to do everything without actual orders. Like having him wash her by doing nothing more than going to the bathroom, stripping, and looking over her shoulder

>>23563310
>when the pharoah gets stronger from the venom and takes her as a pet

New commission finished! Dating with Alto-Eris the commander dragon!
Art by Jeffo

>>23563315
>"How foolish... To challenge one such as I to the Royal Game... You will soon know why they call me the Scorpion Empress of the Sodden Delta!"

>>23563341
C'mon man, don't do this. Getting spoon-fed food on a date like this is one of my dreams.

Good work

>>23563278
Go for it anon! Fine taste!

>>23563341
Fantastic!!!

>>23563353
Fool! My Rising Nile Technique has humbled a thousand prideful foes!

Man people really fucking love art. Is it because it's simple, quick and easy to digest?

>>23563381
Hmph, no man has passed my Turbulent Waters Flood the Dam defence!

>>23563390
You're right. I should commissioned music of my waifu!

>23562918
You're not my hatterfag.

>>23560902
Not on their tails. If they had to branch out to a cave (aka their mothers basement), then they usually have the money to buy a life size boyfriend doll complete with twenty different sayings to help soothe them to sleep at night.

>>23563390
Personally, I am unable to 'see' things in my mind, so getting art of my waifus, art as a whole, and even just looking at things in general is pretty important to me.

>>23561941
Say what you want, undead Tanukis usually have the best selection of old metal records/cds. And if they like you, they’ll let you haggle the price down so you can get a discount.

I really wish I could develop a waifu.

>>23563404
Hmm, then I may be forced to use the Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem... This is beginning to sound more Chinese than Egyptian.

>>23563416
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but finding a composer you like, and giving them the kind of crucial thematic elements of your waifu and commissioning a short piece sounds like a great idea.

>>23563427
Oh. Sorry.

>>23563435
what if I haggle up the price

>>23563441
It's the long dumb names. They're pretty unique in that. Western names are dumb but short. Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem?! Hah, clearly I must use the Receding Tide Closes the Mouth counter-attack!

Remember, an insect's coils are the best kind!

>>23563470
No

>>23563446
Then don’t be surprised if you have an undead Tanuki move in with you because you showed her that you want to marry her.

>>23563359
Indeed one of my dreams too.
Also I want to holding hand all day and cuddling all night with her too!

>>23563470
why does she have a doll when she could have me instead

>>23563477
Just making sure she has Charon's obol

>>23563470
Of course. How could anyone reject an Oomukade's love? Or her love nectar?

Who is the best monster to be sober with because I am straight edge as heck no drugs in this holy temple of a body

>>23563470
Yes

>>23563503
This nigga needs Eros.

>>23563503
Bubble slime

>>23563503
Satyros

Love the cows, love them now!

>>23563528
>Satyros finding out her crush cant drink alcohol

>>23563549
Never. They have nothing for me.

>>23563552
It only drives her to drink more.

>>23563561
And he only drives her from drink more back to his place.

>>23563465
Ah, you truly are a simpleton, for if the mouth is closed a master knows to Dredge the Back Channel!

>>23563561
S'righ bae, ahm drunken fer HIC two!

>>23563571
>Dredge the Back Channel
Noooooooooooo

>>23563528
>>23563552
How would a Satyros feel about the smell of alcohol making me cough?

Angles are good wholesome girls not monstrous at all

>>23563575
And thus two people played Ur without touching a set. Anon was still raped that night, but even a paralytic sting was unable to wipe the smug off of his face.

>>23563595
[sobs in booze]

>>23563596
Very acute

>>23563549
I already pet the cows surely thats love

Got enslaved by elves what do?

>>23563596
Except for the non-euclidean ones.

How do I properly touch a cow? Last time I did it her shirt got all wet and I got detention for a whole week

>>23563633
Keep asking if they're gonna do lewd things, such as rub your smooth, round ears

>>23563633
Plot for a revolt. Dark elves are notorious for backstabbing each other. Form an alliance with the ambitious ones. Use the chaos to either escape or enslave them back.

>>23563638
So what is that a really spiky shog

>>23563640
You ask the lonely Haku-sensei eating lunch alone if she wants company, then let things spiral out of control there.

>>23563644
Fug I want that bad because I know their slender fingers would feel so gentle

>>23563636
Large breasts don't normally look good, but she makes them work.

>>23563636
I love spooky Shogs but there's something so cute about them acting like regular girls too.

>>23563633
Be very happy. Maybe start boasting about how you're lucky none of these elves are very tall and have HUGE tits and wide hips for that is your one weakness, and you're extremely lucky none of them know of any single elven women who fit the description, for so long as there isn't a tall motherly single elf with huge tits you're able to endure anything. Anything except for a tall elven lady with huge tits and ass, who doesn't exist and the other elves can't prove she does.

And I say we stick the disinfectant straight into our blood streams!

>>23563470
Wurm disagrees.

>>23563706
Wurm has no say in the matter.
Oomukade is a perfect hikki sweetie, and Wurms have no appeal to me.

>>23563633
Bite them, they hate that

>>23563655
Why escape? It's comfy in the Underdark. No bright lights, all the mushrooms you can eat and wacky races down in Goblin Town

>>23563689
That’s a dangerous gambit anon, they might really not have any elves with that body type and they’ll get angry enough to throw you into the arena with a very horny oni

>>23563689
But that's be a distinct and blatant lie.

>>23563758
Because dark elves suck.

>>23563764
>"H-Ha... Sure am glad they didn't throw me in with a little small weak oni. I'd have no hope... w-what are you doing? No! Wait! It wasn't supposed to be like thiiiiiissss-"

>>23563633
Look for the toughest one with many scars that cover her beautiful, perfectly muscular, tan body, and challenge her to a duel.

>>23563692
Have you been talking to that eagle harpy again?! I told you about that girl!

>>23563777
This. Dark elves suck. And lick. And nibble... some times tongue, then they bounce and shake and ride and swivel... pant and moan and cry your name in the sweetest voice.

h-ha ha dark elves really suck...

>>23563633
Find a petite, lithe, pale, reclusive wizard and ask to become her assistant and apprentice.

>>23563777
Yeah? Well I think YOU suck!

>>23563795
Shove a flashlight up your ass! The light will cure you!

>>23563633
Elves would never enslave a human are you sure you arent misunderstanding the situation?

>>23560838
Well I found out first haand that the old “Monster girls are best because the monster is only on the outside” meme is true last year so they’re certainly better than 3D.

Which monster girl would penetrate my ass her with her tail?

>>23563860
Manticore

>>23560838
I've been into MGs since I was a kid. Likely not.

>>23563860
I'm sure Alps would be all over that

>>23563844
I don't know what they're up to, but I'm not letting them do anything funny with my ears.

>>23563872
But what if he also wants to molest their ears? His hands are already in use!

>>23563872
But that's the best part of being a spoon ear dealing with unreasonable horseshoe crabs that wanna touch your ears after calling you a mayfly

>>23563856
Would you like some trite platitudes about how you can't let experience from an individual colour the whole?

Oh no, I think this is how that Miia guy felt about Miia

>>23563872
I'd let an elf do something sexy to my ears tho

>>23563881
>Getting in an argument with and elf and it devolves into her calling you short lived animals while you compare her to ones that live long
I wonder who would run out of animals first

>>23563877
I prefer dog ears over knife ears.

>>23563893
>tfw have an egg-laying kink
Would mamono adjust to my tastes, or are they all exclusively viviparous?

>>23563897
>"Don't call me a house fly, you, you... ELEPHANT!"
>[Appalled elf gasps]

>>23563903
I prefer horns to animal ears.

Kikimoras cosplaying as ship-girl meidos

>>23563946
>accidentally walk in on their cosplay while cleaning

If an Elf called me a mayfly, I'd make her eat those words by living up to the name and spending the next 24 hours fucking her.

>>23563893
How come she got that belly then? Did she eat someone?

>>23562860
ass

>>23564092
Truly, the comfiest pillow.

I love liches!

What’s the number one sex position specific monster girls are missing art of?
>EX: Amazon position for amazons
>Ratas facesitting

>>23564161
I want to go back to dinosaur times with Doc Lich

>>23564184
Lotus for almost all of them. Only have Succubutt, Spider and Dark Elf.

The Necrololicon..

>>23563549
I want to face to smell like cow ass
I want my dick to reek of cow cunt
I want belly to be filled with cow milk

>>23564184
Mucus Toad doing frog postion and doggy for Kobold

>>23564161
Lich is a cute.

>>23564184
>instantly assuming Amazon's want to do it in amazon position and that hellhounds kobolds and werewolves want it in doggy
Anon that's racist.

>>23564267
hard agree

>Goats produce milk
>Satyroses are goat girls
>They drink a lot of alcohol
>Their breast milk contains alcohol

>>23564387
That make me feel thirsty

Remember, if you ever get isekai'd don't make any childhood promises to the nice neighbor girls who babysit you.
Anon promised the succubi sisters next door he would marry them when he grew up and now anon is dead.

>>23564387
>alcohol milk
Double disgusting.

>>23564444
>He doesn't want to get drunk drinking his wife's breast milk

How do I sivilize a barbarian p’orc?

>>23564215
Such a book could only be written by a madlad

>>23564556
With a training montage

>>23564556
That's an extremely difficult task just for the mere fact that p'orcs never really travel alone, so to find one by herself would be extremely rare. They tend to travel in groups. That said, the best way is to defeat or capture them. Once in your custody, they'll pledge their lives to you. From there, it's just a matter of teaching them domestic life. Now, p'orcers tend to be weak - hence why they travel in groups - and they're not the smartest bunch, so you should use this to your advantage. Setup some traps to capture them along whatever roads they tend to travel the most. They'll fall right into them and become yours in no time. Confiscate their weapons and bind them up. Then take them hope and fuck the submission into them. Enjoy your new p'orcer slaves

>catching pharaoh-dragon doing this

>>23564653
That's not a pharaoh or a dragon!

What monster (besides a Kiki) is best to get pampered by?

>>23564664
Troll, Holst, Wurm or Titty-Anne

>>23564664
Alp

>>23564478
I woudn't want any milk, breast or otherwise, and I would never want to get drunk.

Egg

>>23564664
Giant Ants, Khepris, Hearts Trumparts, or Slime Carriers.

>>23564664
P'orc harem

>>23564721
>>23564556
Are you planning on becoming an evil overlord?

>>23564664
Chochin-Obake.

>>23564664
A team of Witches and their Familiars!

>>23564736
Ochedin Valennor!

>>23564736
If by evil overlord, you mean lazy chief to a tribe of p'orcs and spend my days being served by them, fucking them, cuddling them, groping them, kissing them, and being worshiped by them, then yes

>>23564851
Silly Elf Ghost.

>>23564655
It's the Pharaoh Dragon of Golden Comfiness. Worship her

>>23564857
That's pretty close to my goal - but with Giant Ants and an Ant Arachne instead of p'orcs.

>>23564857
In the modern world, you'd be the head of your own banana republic.

>>23564708
Protect the egg.

>>23564870
So shiny!

>>23564653
I didn't think bathing in molten gold could look so... hot.

>>23563011
>>23562995

>at home
>while cleaning, your shog gets blasted with an unravelling rune in some ancient tome you've got on your shelf
>you come rushing to her aid
>she turns back into an amorphous blob of goo, teeth and eyeballs
>Half the furniture liquifies as well
>she reabsorbs all the slime and is now rather large, roughly the size of a cow
>all her twitching eyes lock onto you
>a grisly pseudopod shoots out from her mass and tangles your legs
>as you fall to the ground she rumbles forward, groaning unwords from half formed mouths
>she gloops over your legs and pins you
>you start pleading with her to stop as a horrid maw leans towards you
>"Maassstuuh, loooove mee"
>a hundred mouths repeat her
>a limb pops out of the largest mouth and caresses your head
>rather more worryingly, another within her mountainous form is undoing your pants

Your pleas fall on deaf ears (if she bothered to manifest any) and over the next few hours your doting servant forcibly reacquaints herself with the humanoid form

You'd never admit it, but it was some of the best sex you've ever had

>>23564443
Would you happen to have the source on this? Looks like something I'd be very interested in.

CORONAAAA CHAAN

>>23564934
https://exhentai.org/g/1537831/c72903c826/

>>23564934
Use yandex (google is an absolute trash at image search nowadays)

>>23564907
And magnificent! She even got dragons among her worshippers

>>23564923
Hey it's an excuse to be immersed in waifu and deprived of sight while overwhelmed with touch and her mad whispers of love in to your mind while she caresses every inch and noms your ears while tonguing them.

>>23564443
>Anon tells his demon friend he's going to marry her when they grow up
>Years go by
>He's 22 now
>Demon comes back and tells him to fulfill his contract
I feel like this would happens surprisingly often in MGE.

>>23565098
She better be a bombshell CC demon

>>23565098
>Comes back
Jokes on her, there was a neglect clause and now she has to pamper him for as long as she abandoned him before the marriage contract comes into affect.

>>23565115
Aren't all demons bombshells?

>>23565170
I guess most of them are. But I want EXTRA

>>23565172
>EXTRA Bombshell
You're too greedy anon! Do you have any idea what extra bombshell demons can do to you!? I pray for your soul.

>>23565185
My soul is hers!

>>23565132
>Demon now has to work as a maid/servant/slave/wife for anon until she has fulfilled her neglect obligations
Time to write a long list of lewd things she has to do every day while I still can.

>>23565200
>"Ha! Read the fine print Ms."I haven't called or visited in four and a half years" That's nearly five years you have to be my wife for before you marry me!"
>"A-anon that's... I mean... Okay?"

Freud had many things to say about women smoking.

>>23565231
Would she even care if I made a a `"slave-wife" during that time?

>>23565170
Unfortunately.

>>23565280
Did he have anything to say about smoke hobos?

>>23565338
He may have said something or mother. I mean other.

>>23565280
I want to ask that Fox for a hit of her pipe.

>>23565231
>Anon can no anything he wants to the demon and she is completely at the mercy of his will
>He demands she love him unconditionally and cuddle with him
>She's just not gonna argue with him on that one

>>23565386
At best she'll blow smoke in your mouth during a kiss.

>>23565338
Nurarihyons are a blessing

>>23565280
I do not find lung cancer to be attractive.

>>23565435
Mamanobama got you covered senpai

>"cmon, lemme in, it's your fault for being so darn cute that you made me start leaking milk on the spot, now you gotta fix the mess you made and lap it up..."
>proceeds to bang the door and moo for hours from the other side with the iron will of the sun itself until it opens

>>23565451
Come back with a few of your sisters and/or cousins to join in. Then, and only then, will I let you in.