/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Least her finding lesbian pics isn't as bad as finding hardcore loli pics or something.

>Chinese

Post disregarded. Fuck off, monkey.

Your mom is a lesbian

My sister found my futa folder once. We don't talk anymore.

Oh, obscene, obscene

This is currently the best post on /jp/

>>2356932
That's not saying much.

>>2356926
This. Ask her for the juicy details so we can fap to it.

ronery thread?

I think your mom needs to watch 蝴蝶.

>you are afraid of going out in the world and talking to a girl. Because there is no man in that relationship, you're not threatened. Trust me, I've experimented when I was younger and lesbian relationships aren't as cute as you think.
Wait, is that what you're mother said? or are you a lesbian/fag?

>>2356914
Your mother is a bitch for ignoring your privacy.

Time to move out!

>>2356939

Well she used to have a relationship with this girl back in high school. But I think they had to break it off when she emigrated to the US. When we go back to Hong Kong we visit her. That woman stares at me like she hates me.

In fact, that VN that another idiot anon was talking about should include hilarious stories like this.

Your mom's a cross between a normalfag and one of those womanists.

Quit being a child fuckbag.

>>2356914
>>She decided to look around on my comp and went into my Touhou folder. Most of my Touhou pics are lesbian content(I'm sure it's the same for most of /jp/).

Nope, my Touhou folder is filled with straight content.

>>2356928

My dad went through my futa folder when he was using my laptop to email something. Our dinner conversation that night was very awkward...

post pics of you and your mom

If you're over the age of 18 (or even 16 for that matter) why would they care about porn on your computer?

>>2356966
Why would you do this ;__;

I'm not sure why you'd get a lecture on lesbian porn unless you're a girl. As far as I'm aware, guys liking girl on girl is pretty normal.

>>2356970

It's disturbing thinking about any member in your family looking at porn and jerking off.

>>2356974

No I'm a guy. But at the same time I'm 20 and I've never had a girlfriend. My mom is getting worried that I'm being socially retarded. Her worries are pretty well founded.

>>2356982
Tell her because she is in fact a woman she is foolish to even think she can begin to understand the depths of the male psyche and should keep her own dyke affairs to the kitchen, While you are at it have her make you a sandwiche

>>2356974
>>As far as I'm aware, guys who never have any romantic relationships and who only like 2D girl on girl are pretty normal.

>>2356976
Is it bad that I don't care?
I mean if they really want to know, they can go ahead.
I don't hide anything in my room.
My Grandparents and I have a mutual trust.
I honestly can't think of one thing I hide from them.

>>2356992

I have conservative parents so I guess not thinking about family members and sex was kinda ingrained into me from my upbringing.

>>2356982

My mom is worried too. She is planning on setting me up with an arranged marriage with some girl from Taiwan if I don't have a girlfriend by 21.

>>2356982

>No I'm a guy.

thread ruined

>>2356966
Ritz crackers.... Classy.

>>2356976
>It's hot thinking about any member in your family looking at porn and jerking off.

Fixed that glaring mistake there for you.

I like girl on girl in moderation. My fetish is still heterosexual tender loving.

Also, sort your folders Anon, anything remotely sexual in this PC is hidden well since my little sister likes to snoop.

>>2357004
My elder brother went through the same "introductory meetings" and got married that way.

>>2357017

Ever since I started on Touhou, my fetishes has been leaning towards /u/ more and more everyday.

>>2357004

That's awesome anon. Is she like a childhood friend?

>>2357025
anon would probably have never even met her once.

>>2356982
My mother figured out that I was socially retarded when I was 14. Haven't gone to school since.

>>2356914

Spot on.

I have known this for a long time, which is more or less why I don't disturb the Anons when they start discussing the relationships between the Touhous, and instead keep all the kinky fetish-laden stuff to separate threads.
It is their way of exploring their sexuality without having to handle the prospect of others intercepting the object of their desires.

That is why /jp/ places such a high important on their partners not having had any previous significant others, not being sociable, etc.

>>2357042
Your mom gives up easily. I think mine figured out I was socially retarded when I was in kindergarten, but her reaction was to send me to shrinks.

>>2356914
>Trust me, I've experimented when I was younger and lesbian relationships aren't as cute as you think.
>Trust me, I've experimented when I was younger

>I've experimented

Anonymous is now imagining his mother engaging in lesbian sex.

>>2357025

No. I think 2nd cousin or some shit like that. Probably gonna set me up with her so she can get US citizenship and bring the rest of her family.

>>2357046
Hey man, some of us just like to see the girl get the girl.

>>2357049
I did go into therapy too, but it didn't really work. She probably knew it earlier, as she's not very skilled at social stuff herself and shut herself in for years before finishing high school.

>>2357052
You made me think of it as well.
Oh dear god.

You made me think of it as well.
Oh dear god.

>>2357041
that's still better than dying alone

Wouldnt the whole thing with the little girls engaging in sexual acts be more of a worry?

>>2357058

As a Filipino I know the feeling. My aunts are always whoring their daughters to get US citizenship.

>>2357066
My mom isn't particularly socially inclined either, which is exactly why she thinks I should just suck it up and deal. She did it, so I should stop being such a pussy, etc.

Yeah, shrinks didn't work.

My mom found my hentai folder, she got horny and had sex with me

Lesbian sex = 2 less hot girls for men and in a 50%-50% gender world population means 2 more ronery guys.

I'm jealous that your mom would openly tell you about her experiences in the past. I had to go through my uncles and aunts just to find out my dad was a fireman when he was younger.

>>2357092
Very fascinating.

>>2357099

We're ronery already. What do we care if 2 broskis can't get girls for the night.

>>2357099
Except its 2D.

>>2357102
I thought about you the whole time though

>>2357113
That's nice.

>>2357111
What, do you think I'm considering 3D pig disgusting?
Of course I'm talking about 2D!

>>2357107
Less 2 newfags in /jp/.

Is this a ronery thread or an incest thread? I can't tell..

>>2357099
But we don't live in a 50/50 world!

>>2357113
You shouldn't think about those who look down on lobster. ;_;

>>2357089
Heh, I know some people like that too.

>Trust me, I've experimented when I was younger and lesbian relationships aren't as cute as you think.

Well I never thought that reality is less perfect...
>>2356966
High five!

How can you people long for human contact? It's kind of boring to me. Sex, sure, but why get into a relationship? Moreover, why risk getting in a relationship with a girl just to have sex with her? I'll take a man to bed most any day of the week.

>>2356914
My mom found some futa. I had a hard time explaining that I'm not gay and I'm not sure she entirely believed me.

>>2357166
I would have hard time beliving it too...AND I STILL DON'T BELIVE THAT PEOPLE HERE ARE MOSTLY STRAIGHT.

A couple of years ago when my dad came to visit me, I got back from class I saw in my browsing history that alot of the doujinshi/JAV sites I bookmarked in a folder named "Link" has been visited that day... even though I haven't browsed those sites for the last couple of days.
He never brought it up.
Though one time when chatting with my parents, the topic came about on how I have yet to have a girlfriend, and my mom asked "You're not gay are you?" And my father went "No he's not gay... he's DEFINITELY into girls."

>>2357183
Futanari is lesbian sex with a penis.

>>2357203
you aren't fapping to the girls, you're fapping to the penis

>>2357227
Why can't it be both?

>>2356914
I'm not sure how well I'd take hearing about my mom's lesbian experiences.

Why couldn't I have been born to a hot mother?

>>2357238

If it makes you feel any better, my sister is fat and a lesbian. Thinking about her and lesbian sex makes me want to throw up.

>>2357938

No...not at all.

>>2356914
5000 hours in paint

>>2356914

A lesbian mother huh...? My mouth is watering already.

>>2357202
>No he's not gay... he's DEFINITELY into "girls".
fixed
AMIRITE?!

I always love it when people think they know the reason for someone else's fetish. They think they're the next Freud or something, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. That shit about not feeling threated is the most popular misconception about yuri. Most males who like yuri (and even normalfags with their 3D lesbian porn) also like at least some hetero. I don't know why people continue to repeat such a flawed argument.

>>2357099
You're forgetting about gay males.

I find it cute.

One day I'll find my Sakuya or China, and on that day I'll promise never to browse 4chan ever again.

>>2358065
Protip: Don't look for your China in China.

Lived in Shanghai for 4 years, anyone remotely close to being considered good looking are celebrities.

>>2356928
No one knows how my computer works. Only things they see are what I show them.

>>2358139
>I lived in Shanghai for 4 years
LIES!

>>2358065
For the love of God, people!

>You are only liking cute lesbian pictures because you are afraid of going out in the world and talking to a girl. Because there is no man in that relationship, you're not threatened.

sounds like your mom is thinking:

>I only liked cute lesbian pictures because I was afraid of going out in the world and talking to a boy. Because there is no man in that relationship, I wasn't threatened.

Your pics were turning her on and she's trying to rationalize her earlier actions. You need to leave some stuff on her computer. Then, you bring home a 'girlfriend' under pretenses of having her meet your mother, and step out for a while, or introduce her to a friend's attractive mom.

Either way, take pics of the results.

>>2358853
I'll even call you master if that's what you wish, Hong Meiring.

My mother found my Touhou, guro and futa folders.

She advised me that Alice and Marisa are naughty, and that they have gay sex. I still don't think she has recovered.

o god if that happened to me i would freak out... o ya i forgot my mom is a dumb bitch that unplugged my portable HD and fucked all my anime/music/pics and is now in the mail to data recovery company

>>2357017I like girl on girl in moderation. My fetish is still heterosexual tender loving.

That's kind of weird for a lesbian.

>>2356914
This talk makes no fucking sense. The only way it makes sense is if you're female.

>>2359096
Is it any weirder than "dickgirls turn me on, but I still wouldn't sleep with a ladyboy"? I know there are some of you freaks lurking around here!

>>2357046
This theory is pretty flawed considering we love Rinnosuke fucking those bitches, also hordes of faceless men.

>>2358039
>You're forgetting about gay males.
2 less hot guys for girls and in a 50%-50% gender world population means more chance for ugly ronery men?

>>2359110
I don't like faceless hentai men, or ugly horrid sweaty hairy hentai men in general. Men are only okay if they are gentlemanly, or tender, or amusing in some way (e.g. crossdressers). Otherwise, they are mostly worthless.

>When I got home she gave me a little talk that I think applies to any /jp/ anon.

So you actually listened to her after you heard that she completely invaded your privacy?

>>2359070
>o ya i forgot my mom is a dumb bitch that unplugged my portable HD and fucked all my anime/music/pics and is now in the mail to data recovery company
Please improve your grammar, this sentence makes it sound like your mother is in the mail to a data recovery company

>>2359125
wat? faceless rape is bestest

>>2359138
It's actually pretty boring.

>>2359143
What? Not hardcore enough for you?

>>2359147
It's just so meaningless. There is an entire lack of dynamic between the people having sex; how am I supposed to find it hot?

>lack of dynamic
Maybe you should watch anime instead of reading manga.

>>2359160
You're an idiot.

>>2359156
I don't really know what you mean with dynamic? Most doujins are stupid random anyway. Faceless rape is best for specific characters

>>2359160
what?

>>2359160
Moving the pictures doesn't suddenly make a worthless story interesting.

>>2359168
If you want specific characters, why don't you want the rape to be perpetrated by other characters from their setting? If I wanted impersonal violation I'd prefer it be a mass of tentacles, personally.

(But the best tentacle rape is consensual, between a lovecraftian horror and a woman who love each other very much.)

>>2359165
>>2359169
>>2359171

>>2359180
>(But the best tentacle rape is consensual, between a lovecraftian horror and a woman who love each other very much.)

Or reverse.

>>2359168
By dynamic, I mean whatever lies between character x and character y (add more variables as desired). That could be a positive relationship, a negative relationship, a contrast of personalities, a power difference, etc etc. Context is hot.

Oh god ... so sloppy. You deserved to be caught.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrueCrypt

Listen to your mom. Seriously. If only all of these losers would have listened to their parents world would be such a better place.

I was suspended from middle school once for selling anime pornography. My father asked me if there was any actual pornography (and not just nudity), and I asked him if a lesbian threesome counted. The kid I sold it to was crying like a little bitch the entire time.

One time my little brother opened up my manga folder, mainly consisting of yuri in front of a female guest as a joke, I was mortified.

>>2359311
At least you aren't female, then you'd have been ostracized.

Most of you people are fucking foreigners.

>>2359311
What would you have done if she started offering a critique of your taste in yuri manga?

>>2359321
I am female, hence the mortification. Didn't get ostracised though, since that particular person was pretty cool. Still, the memory is quite unpleasant.

>>2359336
Isn't that how you know you have found your soulmate?

>>2359340
Wow, your little brother is a bit of an asshole.

>>2359336
I can only hope when a cute girl finds my loli manga that instead of freaking out she'll go, "Wow. Your collection sucks shit." And then gives me nice recommendations.

That's it, /jp/ has become normalfag central, you guys aren't any better than /r9k/.

>>2359354
Nobody here is talking about their girlfriend, except their lack of one and how their mothers think they are gay and is forcing them into arranged marriages.

Sure is old copy pasta in here

>>2359351
Depends what you mean by 'soulmate'; straight girls read yuri manga too.

>>2359096
I know, but my fetishes are separate from my actual tastes.

>>2359370
Yeah, just like straight guys read yaoi manga. You have homosexual inclinations.

>>2359096
I know, but my fetishes are separate from my actual tastes.

>>2359367
You're talking about how you are women, how you go in public and how open you are about your disgusting tastes.

>>2359327
Eh?

Girl on girl action has been scientifically proven to be hotter than heterosexual sex.

http://www.psychologicalscience.org/pdf/ps/sex_difference.pdf

The only thing that gets me aroused anymore is having a sweet romantic lesbian be brutally and traumatically raped.

>>2359407

I'm supposed to read a few of these scientific journals for uni a week. I don't. So obv Im not gonna read this one.

tl dr

summary kthkz

>>2359420
Have you heard of something called an 'abstract'?

>>2359374
I still think that's strange.

Maybe you're in denial about wanting dick?

Or you want to be the dick.

SON...
I AM DISSAPOINT

>>2360313
I want to be the little girl dick.

My mom had to print out some shit on my computer today. She decided to look around on my comp and went into my anime folder. Most of my animu are lloli gangrape content(I'm sure it's the same for most of /jp/). When I got home she gave me a little talk that I think applies to any /jp/ anon.

>>2359379
Most gay guys hate yaoi manga.

>>2360313
It's not all that strange.
Also could depend on whether you're talking about explicit material or non-explicit material.

Go the fuck back to /r9k/.

>>2360356
>/r9k/

is that sum /b/ light?

>>2356914
REALITY IS NOT AS CUTE AND IDYLLIC AS FICTION?

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

>>2360371
I think this is actually one of the most useless posts I've ever seen. It's stating something that is commonly acknowledged, for no apparent reason. Amazing.

>>2356914
>Cept it was in Chinese so it's a loose translation.
CHINGCHONGNIPNOPCOMMUNISMOPPRESSIVEFUCKMONKS

>>2359190
mmmm, delicious saya

>>2360392
There was no mutual love between Saya and any of the women in the story. Your post is irrelevant.

>>2360396
What is the opposite of a woman? This isn't a hard one.

>>2360408
I don't care what he's replying to, this thread is not about Saya.

>>2360426
Mutual love between Saya and Kurame.

>>2360447
Now you're talking.

>>2359374
I blame the eroges.

Chinese lesbians are the most intense lesbians, because lesbians can be killed in China just for being lesbians.

>>2361241
The guy on the left is definitely disappointed it's not like it was in his Touhous.

>>2361261
And the guy on the right is asking him "What's touhou?"

how come hot lesbians don't exist anymore?

>>2361284
Hot lesbians never existed to begin with. Girl on girl porn is just a marketing technique.

>>2361284
>how come hot lesbians don't exist anymore?
What? Lesbians are hotter now than they ever were before? You probably just have difficulty picking them out of a crowd if they aren't fugly and dykey.