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I found a strange preference lately involving certain mgs not having mouths, and I was wondering what you all think.

>>23537934
I want to be her butler and get bullied because I don't do it as good as she could

>>23537883
Try all the ways mentioned so far, then get back to us if it doesn't work.

How do I convince the ice queen to stop making it snow in april?

i want a slutty fox

>>23537934
An important lesson for dealing with Queen Shoggoths: just because you're Master of the house doesn't mean you're master of the House.

>>23537955
Very exotic! Show us more!

>>23537957
Do your best today, little cow.

>>23537965
Eldritch mgs fit the bill best imo

Kyaahahahahahahahaha!!
Gazer is here!!

>>23537955
A woman who won't run her mouth? Sign me up!

>>23537961
By letting her make it snow in your home

>>23537963
Here ya go

>>23537934
The answer is obvious. Sho Nuff.

>>23537975
Well, "one less mouth" would be more accurate for her than "no mouth."

I know you guys are the right people to ask is that FF MMO any good?

>>23537991
Gonna rip off that talisman and shove my whole arm inside. It's what foxes deserve.

>>23537980
She's so fucking cute

>>23537995
>Well, "one less mouth" would be more accurate for her than "no mouth."
Shieeeet. You right. Have another for compensation.

>>23537934
I'm my own master now!

>>23537999
Lalafell are Sabbath approved, that's all I will say.

>>23537963
I want an evil fox

>>23538010
Theme of the canine automaton

>>23537991
this is clearly a honorable battle fox
>>23538015
i want an evil slutty fox

What about an evil monster that dresses really modestly

>>23538042
I like modestly dressed retired monsters. That way they can try to squeeze into their old outfit at a later point.

>>23537955
Oh, she has a mouth alright...

>>23538040
>>23538042
Slutty vs. modest is irrelevant to me so long as they're fashionable.

>>23538057
She whispers soft words in your very mind.

>>23538069
which words specifically?

>>23538042
Impossible. They’re always dressed seductively, even if they’re 1000 year old virgins.

>>23538080
"Tentaclejobs"

I’d imagine that once a monster gets a man one of the first things she does is play matchmaker between her friends and his friends.

>>23538082
Imagine being a literal sex demon and still a virgin when it's your 1000th birthday.

>>23538080
Tekili-Li!

>>23537934
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND!

>>23538082
Hags with dusty old bones full of green dust!

>>23538082
If she was seductively dressed why is she a 1000 year old virgin?

>>23538117
It's always the wrong century's standards of seductive.

>>23538082
Dragons are the only ones that hit ye olde virgin age. Maybe Baphomets too I guess.

>>23538088
>"What a shame, you don't have any other friends."
>"Care to show off just how much better fresh cum tastes?"

>>23538126
Automatons too, possibly. They're physical embodiments of r9k

>>23538134
>When your automaton waifu kisses you to shut you up because your words aren't unique

>>23538121
>Why doesn't he like my ankles?
>Are my teeth not black enough?
That sounds funny. Any /his/ got some insight on how crazy this could get?

>>23538121
>It's always the wrong century's standards of seductive.

>>23538143
>keep telling her I love you over and over
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comments was not originial.
>Kisses you

Why won't my maid let me check her room it looks messy when I peek in?

>>23535180
Maybe she was acting alone and was already set on another man, so she just kind of swept aside all other opposition.
>>23535335
Maybe he made enemies or, lovers, like a carrie tier human girl who wants to manipulate him into a relationship with her, as such all the local priests capable of healing such an injury have been paid off to not touch him while potions have gone missing.

how does she handle rejection?

>>23538232

>>23538242
Is that Saturn devouring his son?

>>23537961
Introduce her to desert culture

>>23538269
deserts get cold at night

>>23538269
irc the driest desert in the world is in antartica

>>23538268
Cowabunga it is

Who is the better kisser, Hellhound or Jinko?

>>23538321
You'll have to hold some sort of competition to be sure.

what about frenemies?

>>23538321
Hellhounds

Hellhound and Jinko wrestling for anon's attention!

When more than 1 single Soldier Beetle see a man they duel among them to decide who will mount him first. But what would they do if the guy had a fighting girl fetish and fapped while they are fighting?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80995216

>>23538420
Oh

>>23538420
That is an excellent Jabberwock.

>>23538408
Fight harder. Gotta impress/arouse him more.

>>23538420
Impressive, though nipple piercings have always been a turn off for me. They just look so painful and regardless of whether they are or not I inwardly wince when I see them.

>>23538450
I'm more concerned about the gem embedded in her skin

>>23538298
Dryest? I just thought it was the largest.

>>23538470
All dragons have those IIRC. Or at least the ones that Jabberwocks are descended from.

Do zombies even know just how cute they are?

>>23538514
No, that's why you gotta remind them how pretty they are even if they don't understand you

>>23538470
It's the physical manifestation of their heart, their desires, their emotions. It's very sensitive to the touch and doing so will connect both of your souls together on a spiritual level. She'll immediately gain all information regarding your desires, your emotions, reading your thoughts, understanding your subconscious desires. Likewise, you'll understand everything about her in the same way. These effects only last for so long as you continue to caress it

>>23538551
what if them being zombies makes them mentally retarded?

>>23538576
I thought that's what the tongues were for...to learn our tastes

>>23538608
Wonderland/10, good show, lad.

>>23538602
I mean they're a corpse anon, and corpses aren't really known for being smart but at least they can follow simple orders so they're not completely hopeless, plus you can just give her regular mana injections and watch her intelligence skyrocket

>>23538608
No, no, no. Her tongue from her main mouth on her face. That's for pleasuring you during blowjobs. It's tasked specifically to lick you dick and balls.

Her left tentacle's tongue is for making out with you and general face licking.
Her right tentacle's tongue is for rimjobs.
^These two may be swapped if she's left or right tentacled

Tongue necklace is for all of the above.

>>23538551
>able to constantly lavish affection and praise on a zombie because you know she doesn't really understand it
>"You just don't know how cute you are!" you say, and all she does is lean her cheek on your hand
>suddenly wights out of nowhere one day, and says she's ecstatic she can finally express how much she loves you back
>become too self-conscious to keep doing it now that she visibly reacts, so you back off and just treat her cordially
>wight visibly withers over the course of a few days
>one night, she hugs you from behind, voice threatening to break into a cry, asking if you don't still love her and openly wishing she had never changed
>turn around, squish her cheek and reach up to headpat
>"Nothing's changed. For example, you still don't know how cute you are."
>happy tears and a consummated marriage ensue

>>23538551
So, can any zombie become a wight if given enough love?

>>23538434
>no soldier beetle to pin you to a tree by your neck with her massive pincer

>>23538551
i wanna see what happens if i cumflate a zombie then have her in a bathtub full of my semen!

>>23538576
So what's this guy's deal? I rarely see it show up in fanart.

>>23538685
You're the first person to ever notice that. Looks a bit different from the two main tentacles.

>>23538685
What in the absolute fuck?
How have I never noticed that before?

>>23538685
I remember someone drawing it for wockfag. It was just that tentacle, abandoned and left in the cold.

>tfw want a Giant Ant harem with an Ant Arachne
>and a Khepri harem
>and a Devil Bug harem
>and a Tentacle

Bully wrights by keeping them locked up in boxes and cages.

>>23538685
>the other two tentacles are for blowjobs
>that one is for prostate stimulation

>>23538762
Don't bully wrights.

Alright Gazerfag, gimme a good reason why I should suck spit out of a gazer's mouth and not some other monster girl. What makes her better than the other girls.

This is the first time I thought about them extensively in 5+ years. My continued desire or lack thereof for them all hinges on your response. No pressure

>>23538670
Potentially, yes. Though it may take a long, long time.

>>23538666
>Implying the wight wouldn't tease you over the silly nicknames you gave her or the cutesy dumb stuff like giving her a piggyback ride since she walks so slow
>"My, oh, my Anon. You didn't think I'd remember those names you gave me while I was zombie, doting all over me more than I did to you"
>"Now if I can remember you'd call me such names as 'Dopey daki', 'cutie-undead-pie' or 'blue skinned bodypillow'
>"I almost feel bad for my former self to be so tasteless, but I think you can make it up to me tonight my dumby hubby"
Or in case you like a more mere'd wight
>"So, Anon, my love... I know this is an odd request but, I require you call me those nicknames you'd call me when I was a mere zombie"
>"Of course I remember my time as a rank and file undead, but it's a bit hazy like a dream, b-but those names you'd call me back then always made me feel so warm and fuzzy, and when I remember those moments it gives me a feeling of longing"
>Call her your cuddle corpse and quickly hoist her up into your arms
>"Anon! Wait! I didn't ask you to-"
>Is utterly embarrassed as you princess carry her around the neighborhood then give her a piggyback when your arms get tired

>>23538470
>>23538576
All of KC's dragons have such a gem/ornament embedded in the skin somewhere on their front, though I don't think we have confirmation yet on just what it is. I personally think it might be linked to their ability to transform into their primal bodies.

>>23538685
>>23538748
Or it left for some reason, i.e. in this art making fun of how most fan artists don't notice the third tentacle.

>>23538790
I'm going to bully them into NEETs who want to be in the box.

Wyverns are the only attractive dragons, and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

>>23538826
Sure is cute when they return the favor

>>23538839
>don't notice the third tentacle.
You see that's her secret tentacle that she only shows when she's ready to strike. When preparing to fight a jabberwock you're readying yourself against 3 sources of attack but forget the 4th

So are gremlins better as lolis, or shortstacks?

>>23538868
wow what a sexy jabberwock. too bad she looks pissed, it ruins the hard in my pee pee

>>23538923
Tall sticcs

>>23538923
both!

>>23538923
Shortstacks
>>23538932
cause you're not rubbing lotion on her

>>23538785
Creative, but that seems dubious since >>23538661 has a point, if you look past his wonkyness. One mouth and two tentacles would be enough to cover the standard 3 Wonderland bases all at once. Those tongues look flexible enough to go anywhere. Where does the mysterious 3rd tentacle even attach to her and what does it do while the other spots on the guy are covered? Is it for mindfucking? I could believe it.

I wonder if a Kej could use her hair to make her look bustier than she actually is ? Like she has a flat chest but has her long hair swoop into her shirt and pad her bra

People always talk about how good scale coils and mofu coils are, but never about the insect coils

>>23538973
nice bug is she a good hug

>>23538973
I once handled a dead giant centipede I found (somebody had bashed the poor thing's head in), and while tough it's body was also surprisingly soft.

>>23538973
that's because their husbands spend so much time cuddling in their superior centipede coils they have little time left to spread their accolades on a Tibetan shadow puppet forum

>>23538973
>Centipedes coil
I hate centipedes and take every opportunity to kill them since one bit me boy what I wouldn't give for an oomukade to bully both in and out of the bedroom

>>23538973
I feel like insects would be super brittle if human sized. Seems like I'd accidentally cripple her just by rolling on to her in a sleepy stupor.

>>23539010
Big, busty schedule dogs.

How do I get over my fear of minotaurs?

>>23538796
Okay, I'll bite
>She's a devilishly lewd species, equiped with lubricated hands, feet, thighs, and chest, along with tentacled appendages ready to please her man.
>She's highly observant, due to her many eyes, and studies her prey to learn the weaknesses.
>Moreover, she does this not just for the man's sake, but for her own enjoyment of his lewd expressions.
>For those taking the dominant approach, while bust and waist proportions differ between individuals of the species, all Gazers have both flowing hair and a big fluffy tail, rivaling that of other races that take pride in their mofu.
>She has a fiendish personality, a razor-sharp wit, and even sharper teeth to heighten her smug aura.
>However, again, with enough effort you can shatters this for a good dicking in one of her many tight and skillful holes.
>She's smart, assertive, and hopelessly cute. And I love her.
>I want to get lost in her eyes and drift off peacefully to sleep.
I'm not Gazerfag. Or at least, I'm not the one that commissions all the art.

>>23538923
Yes

>>23539073
Do the running of the bulls

Help, I'm seeing alps where there aren't any alps! What do I do?!

>>23539043
That pic hit way too close to home

>>23538973
This is why I have the cyanide pill for

>>23539097
Nonsense there are no alps here

>>23539097
Stop looking at reflective surfaces.

>>23539097
The best form of suicide I'm told is carbon monoxide poisoning

>>23538673
Haha snibbeti snab :DDDD

>>23538434
God bless KC and his perfect titties!

>>23539138
What is she doing on that bed?

>>23539181
Willing herself to sleep
I know that feel

>>23538434
Can she show me the solder beetle training regime?

>When your kiki maid sees spending the morning talking with the shoggoth neighbor

>>23539138
Once read of an aussie that shot himself 3 times with a shotgun trying to kill himself.

>>23539199
I was only asking if she accidentally got my mail

>>23539142
>autistic soldier beetle finally leaves her cave
>some masochist let's himself get "caught" by her
>her brain short circuts at the prospect of sex
>mumbles the first thing that comes to mind
>guy's eyes glaze over and he stops pleading
>"I uhh... I think I'm actually going to go. Can you put me down?"
>leaves beetle on the verge to tears, goes to find a monster with less spaghetti

>>23539137
There are certain reflective surfaces I really like looking at, though.

>>23539199
Got some spicy opinions incoming
I like Shogs more

>>23539220
fug D:
poor girl would get caught again

>>23538666
>>23538826
This is adorable. Zombies are underrated best girls.

>>23539138
>>23539183

I tried overdosing on sleeping pills , downed three full bottles went to sleep expecting to not wake up ever, but then woke up feeling fine. Turns out the pills I bought from my dealer were homeopathic sleeping pills which basically means they were sugar pills and I was ripped off
But that goes to show you the power of the placebo effect since back when I thought these were real drugs they were putting me to sleep.

>>23539277
Imagine being such a fuck-up you can't even kill yourself properly.

What do I do if I like a doppelganger's transformed form better than her real one?

>>23539307
I'm going to go and buy a gun tomorrow

>>23539317
then she transforms

>>23539336
Don't bother, you'll fuck that up too and leave yourself permanently crippled and in constant pain.

>having a harem of six alps

>>23539353
Possible if he shoots himself on the temple , however
Firing into the mouth at an angle has a high sucess rate since there is less bone blocking the brain , more blood vessels to destroy and is pointed at around the the areas that control the heart and lungs.

>>23539336
What >>23539353 said. Get a hobby, motherfucker. Even knitting is better than becoming Arseface.
>>23539202
Yeah, I did too. What a fucking trainwreck that was. Even a sabot is no guarantee.

>>23539317
I'm sure this is just bullshit but I'm made really sad by the idea of a doppelganger silently crying to herself when hubby isn't looking because her breasts are growing and she's finding golden blonde hairs growing in her raven black.

>>23539365
Why 6?

Tell me Hellhoundfag, why do you want to marry her and not any other monster girl?

>>23539465
it's the maximum for one man to handle

>>23539467
not him but if you wanted a woman who wants to be in control and loves being a woman raping the man, what species would you want?

I love liches!

See this, what do?

>>23539392
Kind hardcore tho, someone is that determined he shoots himself three times.

>>23539501
how could she cast without knowing
>>23539502
Why am I in a concrete cube what's up with the walls

>>23539474
>it's the maximum for one man to handle
Maybe if that man is close to being an alp himself.

>>23539317
That's the default state, by definition. Find the woman she's copying. I think she'll keep that form permanently, and the original will join in too.
>>23539433
Probably bullshit. She could always just expose herself to him during the New Moon if she wanted. Besides, she's more likely to identify herself with the form she's in more often, i.e the copied woman.

>>23539502
Untie them and tell them unsupervised bondage-play is dangerous.

>>23539502
Looks like a pair of sealed ancient evils, better leave them be.

>>23539502
CrYsTAlsSs.

>>23539317
I think you get twins. As the dopel will corrupt the original to join the fray.

>>23539433
That’s the sad part to me. I absolutely love the doppelganger’s abilities, and while I find the idea of falling in love with her true form romantic, I’m just not into loli and can’t stand the idea of her being heartbroken that I don’t like her true form, otherwise I would waifu.

Monsters with good sense of fashion are top tier girls

>>23539655
She doesn't actually have to be loli that's just one individual the wandering scholar ran into. She can be a young teen, an old teen, a young adult etc.

A CC doppel, imagine that.

>>23539687
>CC pretending to be the younger woman she thinks is your ideal
Checks out.

>>23539490
Ocelomeh, Minotaur, Jinko. Hellhound is hardly unique in that regard.

All ways follow the 5-8 rule in harems

Can a doppleganger take the appearance of your deceased oneitis?
That be kinda fucked up huh?

>>23539694
>when the doppel's breasts start GROWING as she reveals her true form to you
Jackpot

>>23539713
I don't see how it's that fucked up.

>>23539680
Surprisingly Jinkos have good fashion sense. They can make clothes that accentuate their abs from the most bare materials. Always their abs. Modern clothes? Will show their abs Their armor? Show their abs Clothes made from leaves or fabric? Will show their abs? A dress? Will show their abs? Formal dress? Will fucking show their abs.

Its like they are yelling for an abslut to show up and lick them there.

>>23539712
So what you're saying is that I should get 6 harem members of mid-power level girls to go out and adventure with?

>>23539467
I'm not "the" hellhoundfag, but
>Soft femdom, domineering
>Extremely caring for their mate despite that
>Doesn't mind letting me top
>Canine
>Big Meaty Paws
>Fire/demonic theming

My waifu in particular has a couple additional features, but those aren't really credited to the species.

>>23539680
Liches have a good fashion sense. Though that's only if you're in the undead kingdoms. For everyone else she has a good fashion sense for what the fashion was 500 years ago.

>>23539832
APPORVED!

>>23539502
>See this, what do?
Give the waifus some of that good bondage dicking, obviously.
Afterwards, while we're cuddling, interrogate them about who their rope-helper is. I bet it's one (or more) of the foxes.

Tell me some MG dream you have had.

>>23539884
I keep having succubi-related dreams. Nothing sexual, just incoherent ubi-themed nonsense. My unconscious has an obsession with them and Lilith.

>>23539910
Ahem

>>23539884
I had a dream where a wight just showed me around her mansion despite me invading it.

>>23539840
I wonder if a tanuki could attempt to introduce modern fashion to them

>>23539884
I got SUCC'd
I hate succubi
Fucks sake I want a refund

>>23539919
be warned, you anons curious and bored enough to try this or any other 'recipe' you see lying about
magick without understanding is a recipe for disaster
especially when it comes to entity experiences- without firm boundaries even the friendliest of the inorganic lifeforms can make a mess. And sexual ones? They fall firmly in the 'aggressive' category. any wishes granted by these or other rituals are nearly guaranteed to overrun you with 'unintended side effects'

>>23540015
I know Bible Black, both VN and anime, inside and out. It'll be fine.

>>23539884
I remember approaching a lilim then waking up when i was on arms length. Also i had a soft sensation in my hands during the "fade to black" just before walking up.

>>23539919
>portals open
>/x/ still fails miserably at getting succubi to notice them

>>23539884
I’ve had a couple of dreams about Greilia and working with her as a doctor in a hospital.

>>23539884
Unfriendly things, wearing monstergirl illusions, trying to trick me into letting my defenses down
I fucking wish for good monstergirl dreams

>>23537934
Once again... What anime/video game/whatever woman do you want to see turn into what mosnter?

>>23539884
I have never, ever, EVER had an MG dream.
Ever.
Kinda sucks but my dreams are mostly nonsense anyway.

>>23540148
Ammy.

>>23540148
I like Jade from Beyond Good & Evil, what species would she be? An athletic Rata?

>have Jabberwock waifu down a 40 of doppleganger elixir right before you chug a tentacle potion

Good idea or best idea?

Fuck cats

>>23540289
But then they win!

>>23540289
There's more than one way to skin a cat.

>>23540289
Would a Cheshire take a place as a replacement cat after my real cat died?

Beach season soon!

>>23540372
Bitch season you say

How overprotective is too overprotective?

>>23540413
As soon as it conflicts with liberty

>>23540413
When they handcuff you to a wall that tends to be a good sign

>>23540387
Isn't that just mating season?
I wanna go to the beach during mating season.

>>23540168
I wish Amaterasu was a MG. She'd be the perfect counter to the Sabbath.

>>23540413
When your personal freedom/will is being suppressed.

>>23540498
Please do not use Ammy as a tool for your phobia of lolis.

>>23539884
I dreamt that I entered a Khepri ruin. But unlike what the profile says, Khepris are not actually in the ruins. When a man enters into the ruins they are transported to a Khepri world, it seemed to be underground, maybe a hub that connects all Khepri ruins, if that is the case the MGE has a massive underground world. It seemed to be structured like a hive or anthill of sorts. Though I guess another dimension, rather than a place physically literally underground in MGE Earth could be possible.

There you could find many structures, each with different Khepris of different bodytypes, which I think depended on their role. So prospective kings were sent there and you built your harem as you wanted. As soon as you finish you would be transported with your harem back to the ruins and the Khepri world would become permanently disconnected from your ruins, then the rape and crowning ritual would begin.

I dont know if there was a limit to the size of the harem. Khepris are not my top girls, but I admit being able to custom build your own harem was very neat. I liked it more than the Khepris just already being in the ruins.

>"She's corrupted, bonded to a cursed weapon and firmly intends to beat my shit in and rape me, I meanwhile see what was at one point my best childhood friend having been perverted and twisted by creatures I took up arms to beat back threatening me with the fate I spent years training to avoid. The stakes are high enough."

>t.An Order Knight/Order Hero

>>23538828
>I personally think it might be linked to their ability to transform into their primal bodies.
That may just be a matter of power, considering KC said even the Ochimusha can selectively revert parts of her body for a power boost in battle. Presumably anyone on the level of a dragon girl can attempt something similar to what they do, but only Dragons think so highly of themselves to do so frequently.

>>23539097
>dark falz
we don't need ancient evil alps

>>23539937
Wights are more than happy to introduce Liches to current fashion

>>23540756
Yeah but a Tanuki has a economical reason to do so

>>23540413
There is no such thing as too overprotective.

>Imagine being a fatass
>You marry a monstergirl
>You now cant ever get thin because she thinks its "cute" and mamonomana prevents you from getting thin

>>23540936
Just call me Jabba

Soft warm human hands are an extremely rare commodity

>>23541023
Conversely, I want a massage from big paws.

>>23540372
God I want a scylla hug so bad, guys. To me completely wrapped up, held tight and covered with her marks.

>>23537999
i've heard a lot of bad stuff about the playerbase, but no bad stuff about the game. take that as you will.

>>23541023
The hand-holding booth you opened as part of the school festival really took off!

>>23541121
Suction-cup hickies really get everywhere.

>>23540936
I wonder if marrying a monster girl would make it so I don't need glasses or if I need them 100% of the time instead of the 50% I do right now.

>>23538656
>Werecat CHF gets hit by car.
>Never the same after that.
>Always insists on pulling off her head and handing it to you because she read in a magazine that's what you do for people you like.

>>23540936
Nothing has ever said you can't change your body though other means like working out. Even though becoming an incubus doesn't generally effect the attractiveness of the face, prisoner fruit is still said to work. The only real magical changes besides a bigger penis commonly seen are if you are too old or fat for sex.

>>23537955
It's just the right combo of exotic and eerie to work with chaos but I don't know about putting it on any other girls
maybe slimes, constructs, or ghosts

What, you're not gonna offer any affection just cause she happens to be double your size? How rude, they need it even more that regular sized girls do.

>>23541747
Need me a big sandworm!

>>23541747
Big girls deserve big love and I'm gonna give it to them!

>>23541747
jokes on her I love tall girls

>>23541747
I'll dick her with double the fervor and love.

>>23541280
So She's a dullahan

>>23541280
>she read in a magazine that's what you do for people you like.
What would undead magazines be like?
Hell, what would news papers, magazines ans such like like in general in the undead kingdoms?

Jerking off is such a hassle. I need to be milked instead.

>>23541893
Can I be milked by a lizard girl instead?
Or do I have to mere her and then demand she drain me?

>>23541871
I bet the content is great for die hard fans

>>23541893
I wanna be manticore food

>>23542158
I wanna be slime food

>>23542165
isn't that where she just keeps licking you?

>>23539884
Honestly, how do you guys have erotic dreams? I’ve had 1 wet dream in my entire life, and it was from before I began masturbating. I can’t imagine being horny enough for my subconscious to take me there without having taken care of it myself first.

>Hear a haunting, droning harmonica on the wind, inexorable, shadows glowing long in the sunset as darkness is cast over the beaten, still warm dust and sand.
>A figure blurry in the distance, a veiled belle in torn yet pristine white cloth, a large dress that floats on the breeze, the sun behind her.
>Feel a rumble in your soul as the sun sets in the horizon, a final flash, a beam of light that manifests as a train passes straight through her and you
>Your heart freezes in your chest and you don't break from your shock until the ghost train screams along far into the distance.
>You fix your overcoat and pull it's collar up while setting your hat lower, feeling like a man hunted, regretting taking that job a hundred times over, the gold burning a hole in your pocket.

>>23542165
Manticore is more appealing. I need me a cum-addicted, sadist, domineering girl. Not a mass of goop that pretends to be one

>>23541871
>Famous actor has died
>Dancing zombie girls.png

>>23542197
I say manticores would be utterly awful people. Even hounds like to cuddle a bit but not them, it's just relentless cum draining all night every night, kinda lame honestly

>>23542258
>it's just relentless cum draining all night every night
Sounds like paradise to me

How do I invade a Liches lab and leave love notes on her equipment?

>>23542197
Manticores are for mommy domming.

>>23541824
Well I mean you can pull off a bunch of her bits, she just figures giving you head is the fastest way to your heart.

>>23542321
Through the air-ducts

>>23541179
>it’s school festival time
>somehow your joke idea of a ‘hand holding booth’ took off and now you’re behind the booth
>the class president has been by multiple times
>so has pretty much any single mom that’s stopped by
>your teacher has stopped by twice, the first time in a terrible disguise
>and there’s this succubus that keeps coming around eyeing your booth that looks awfully like the principal
>all in all not a bad day at the school festival

>>23540511
Ammy is an exhibitionist!

>>23542333
>Sucking mommy manticore's milkies from her massive mammaries while she sucks your milkies from your member
It's a constant, never-ending exchange of fluids between the two of you

>>23540413
Source?

>>23538269
I'm in the desert. It snowed here a few weeks ago.

>>23542349
That boy is going to single-dickedly father the next generation of schoolkids.

I like snek but I love thighs. I don't know how to reconcile this conflict.

>>23542358
She's a wolf sun goddess. No way she would shy away from showing off her pure body to everyone.

>>23539199
What does all that mean?

>>23542197
>Manticore is tsundere about her true feelings towards you
>Wants you to think that you're nothing more than a cum pump slave
>She won't even sleep in the same bed with you to demonstrate just that
>You sense she really wants to cuddle with you in bed
>Frame the idea in such a way that she's just using you for body heat on a cold night
>She stammers a bit but finally agrees that you would make a good heat source for a comfy sleep
>But if you try any funny business, you'll be kicked out and punished severely
>Shoves you down in bed snuggles up to you
>Does her best to give the appearance that you're just a warm, meaningless, body pillow
>Next morning you awake to find her face snuggled in your chest like a little girl snuggled up with a teddy bear and her arms gripping you tightly

>>23542927
>From then on she uses the same excuse to cuddle with you every night
>Even on nights that are blazing hot in mid-Summer

>>23542927
I be she is super cute when she's sleeping and isn't constantly trying to convince you that you're just a cum-pump to her.

>>23542578
>snow in the desert
I can imagine all of the Anubi playing in the snow, throwing snowballs at each other and making snow angels, meanwhile the grape snakes are stuck inside trying to stay warm

>>23538666
ANON, BROTHER, I GOT YOU.

>>23543051
Or the Anubis could just be enjoying a cup of tea while watching snowflakes lazily drift past the window. Someone else can post cold grapesnake, I've posted it to death.

>Anon thinks he is too repulsive and uninteresting even for a monster girl
>Is too terrified to actually approach MG
>Drowns his sorrows with excessive masturbation
>After one particularly vigorous session the combination of large amount of gradually accumulated spirit energy from all the soaked cum and ambient monster energy causes the resulting puddle of cum to turn into a slime monster

>>23543072

>>23542676
Pharaoh comes pre-equipped with a pet

>>23543092

>>23543092
Careful Anon, she can suck out your energy like that too.

>>23543103
Until she meets you. Then she has two.

>>23543078
There's the obvious part, but I wouldn't fuck her also because I'd technically be her father. I could keep her as a daughter, but there will be no incest in this house.

>>23543078
So she's kinda like my daughter? Does she act like it?
I wouldn't mind some incest play.

>>23543160
Not sure I'm okay with being called a pet. Maybe some light teasing on it, and getting called "good boy."

Too much and I'll get angry.

>>23543078

Classy courtesans.

>>23543315
The carefree life of a pet to a powerful girl would be the bee's knees though.

>>23543315
She's not good with this language. Do you not call someone a pet when you clothe and care for them in exchange for their love and body?

>>23542165
i wanna be fish food

>>23543341
Yeah, but I need a bit of excitement in my life. The life of pampered pet just doesn't suit me. Not to mention I'd feel a bit less than useful to my waifu, being little more than a stress toy.

>>23543318
I want to hang out with an honest to god actual literal whore. Can take an entire group of dudes at the same time no problems. Could make a king swoon. I recon she'd have some amazing stories.

I mean, not waifu material in the slightest obviously.

>>23543419
If a whore is good enough for Jesus, a whore should be good enough for you.

>>23543439
I'm better than jesus tho. I'm not a simp.

>>23543399
Well more Dark Elf love for me then!

>>23543498
>Implying you're ever truly a dark elf's pet
You're not really in a cage if the door is open and you just chose to stay inside it.

Angel party with huge milkers!

>>23543513
It's the magic of S&M!

>>23543541
Bondage is pretty shit but a fluid kind of slave/pet owner/master dynamic is pretty neat.

>>23543399
>he doesn't want to have his wife relax into his arms after a long day
>he doesn't want to massage his wife to get those stress kinks out of her
>he doesn't want to whisper praises and adoration in her ear to help her carry herself a bit more regally, a bit prouder
>he doesn't want to see the tired look in her eyes turn to happiness when she sees him
>he doesn't want to be a loving househusband

>>23537999
I had fun with it for five months. The story wad really good and the teamwork between classes in quests and raids and stuff was pretty fun. I quit after my bonus extended sunscription ran out though.

>>23539094
Bull’s closed due to Coron-aids

>>23543565
I like compex stuff. I hate playing the part of the sniveling, submissive wreck, so naturally I take some pride in calling a dom a whore and telling her to go harder.

And then comes the reversal.

I may be an actual sado.

>>23543575
You got it all wrong. I'm perfectly happy with all that stuff, except for the end.

That and the overly regal bits. Power is in strength, not titles.

>>23543636
I prefer more subtle unspoken undertones. Out of the bedroom too. Like the idea that in public she rides your ass like a slave all while you take advantage of her while no one's looking, or behind closed doors you bend her over fully knowing that she's liable to ride you into the dust if you fail to keep her switch flipped. Or how you work yourself to the bone for her political machinations just to see her smile but you knew that if you let out a single peep of a hint you're liable to find yourself on some quiet secluded farm far from the troubles of the world with a traditional submissive elf wife to keep you company and a loyal old goat so fast your head'll spin. Submissive until she decides to stress test the bed of course. And all the other furniture.
>Go back to being her dick throne, only instead of her old palace it's just in a humble little wooden homestead before the fire, surrounded by what you build together with blood sweat and toil, listening to her break character for long enough to tell you how happy she is.

>>23543676
>Power is in strength
You want a Toguro wife?

>>23543708
True strength is not of the muscles but of the soul.

>>23543706
To each his own, I guess.

I lean sub, but I have a pride. Try and break that, and I get angry. And when I get angry, I get even.

Alternatively, kill me with kindness and I should stay docile until I get into a certain mood and sweep everything off the dining table

>>23543513
That means you're a good pet

>>23543811
>I have a pride. Try and break that, and I get angry. And when I get angry, I get even.
I mean I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's not as cringe as I think it is.

I think the issue is that it's a non issue. Doubt your dark elf would ever put you in a position where she hurt your pride unless you were into it.

>>23543776
Big stronk oni vs. tiny toned Tai Chi hinezumi fighting for Anon's di--I mean love!

>>23543872
LET'S GO URAMESHI!

>>23543882
GARUGAMESH

>>23544064
Dragon Knight Docking!

>>23544074
>docking
nah senpai

>>23544064
GIRUGAMESH

>>23544074
>"Dad has to go to work, kids!"

>>23544105
But how else will they combine their powers?

>>23540289
if i do that, i'll become faggot husband for the faggot cat

>>23544141
>But how else will they combine their powers?
Magic rings, obviously. Captain Waifu is a pretty cool guy, eh fights NTR and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>23541893
what if you finish blowing your load and you don't feel like it anymore and she still wants to milk you?

>>23544171
That's the best part, you get so sensitive post-orgasm

>>23543865
Probably not as cringe as you think. Maybe some pranks, a snare trap or so. If she can handle whips, I've always wanted to dish it out. I'm too much of a weenie to take it though.

Dark elves are bit too normal for me, however. I like monstergirls to be actual monster girls.

>>23544074
Is that man a rival to this guy?

>>23540289
You had your chance.

>>23544205
A battle of the titans.

>>23540248
>An athletic Rata?
Ratas should always to lithe and nimble, climbing up trees and crawling up walls, not to mention crawling all over (You)

>>23544074
>>23544205
‘Take your daughter to work’ day got really weird when the portals opened.

>>23544203
I mean it came off as very petulant but if you're just filing it away for pranks/mischief on a later date that's pretty much what I'd do.

I don't care much for bondage, but with an arachne I'd make an exception. I wonder what a whip made out of spider silk would feel like.

>>23539336
Too unreliable. Just jump from a high building, 100% death rate if you land on concrete. Or use suicide bag (helium tank + gas mask)

I like seeing serene and calm monsters lose thier shit
Gives me a weirdboner

>>23543575
Based!

>>23544284
Any monster's reaction when she sees her man get decked.

>>23544284
>REEEEEEEEEE

felltatio tentacles and tail pussies are like the hottest thing in the world to me

>>23544230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjMh_iE8bf0

>>23538269
>you are now imagining that 1 rogue Ice Queen who wants to turn the desert to cold
>and her counterpart Pharoah who wants to turn the snowlands to warm sun

It's st george's day to day
Go fuck some dragons

>>23544317
You know he's really fucked when the waifu's only response is to smile and open her eyes.

>>23544346
I'm a sucker for all the monster bits. Damn, I'm gonna get zero sleep if my waifu learns tentacle magics.

>>23544395
The tale of saint george in MGE wouid turn a epic dragon fight into "and then they fucked and the dragon stopped being such a bitch, the end"

>>23544247
>100% death rate if you land on concrete
only if you're diving head-first. if you land on your legs you'll still be alive

>>23544453
i would instantly lose to a tentacle but she's a plant so i wouldn't marry her but manticore is made of my very dreams

>>23544471
>and then they fucked
Imangine a succubus Cheerfully saying that out loud while telling a story

>>23542891
>Satisfied?
>Good. Now please be a good guest, and rid us of your company.
>Need i get a broom to help you?
>Shitty Order-follower.

>>23544558
What did [You] do to piss her off that much?

>>23544513
My rule is it's perfectly fine if you lose while going all out, or if you willingly ask for some foreplay after having bested them before.

My wife's okay with it. She knows I'm a slut, so she'll just torment me later. Unless I lose and get held prisoner. Then she'll go ballistic.

>>23544582
she hates paladins because back in the day paladins almost killed her mother's sister's cousin's best friend's daughter

>>23544247
>>23544509
guys c'mon

How do you deal with pesky bugs?

>>23541280
"Hey, give me a hand over here!"
>*toss*
"Not like this!"

>>23544714
ok sorry. have a cat instead.

>>23544714
Sounds like BS to me, who buys sleeping pills from a dealer?

>>23544717
Send cool bugs after them.

Are snakes all thots? Is Bigfoot actually a Wendigo? Does Eros worship make family first extremists?

More on all of this tonight at 11.

>>23544717
Get a spider

>>23544819
Bigfoot is a yeti, of course.

>>23544827
A spastic yeti that wants to give hugs but is too timid for human interaction.

>>23544819
>Are snakes all thots
>Saphi
No. Go away.

>>23544317
Mucus Toads attack other women who talk shit about her husband by shoving her long tongue down the offending woman's throat.

>>23544852
Is that offensive yuri?

>>23544827
>turns out Bigfoot is just a yeti who’s family mixed with a troll a couple generations back and now they all have large hands and feet and smell very pungent for yetis and they’re all self conscious about the whole ordeal leading to them being rarely seen

>>23544868
Yet men will seek them out relentlessly

>>23544867
It's even mentioned in her profile.

>>23544746
here's more cat because apparently my pic was already posted and i didnt see it

>>23539277
>>23539336
>>23544714
Anon in case this is serious please think things though, there's alternatives that aren't so drastic. I know therapy isn't exactly an option right now with lock downs and social distancing in effect in a lot of places right now but online therapy exists and talking with people online can help even if it's just about casual stuff.

One monster girl guy has already lost his life recently, another would be too tragic.

>>23544833
She's a good girl and I hope she gets lots of art when the anime airs

>>23544821
>Get a spider to help with insect girls sneaking into your home and schlicking to you while you sleep
>Wake up one morning to see spider tied yup in her own webbing while oomukade is just finishing up giving her a venom injection of her own
>They proceed to pounce on you each taking a turn with you
>Vamp mosquito happily draining you of your blood and semen
>Greenworm begging you to stay in a cocoon with her during her transformation
>Oomukade happily wrapping herself around you while biting and riding you always staring right into your eyes with her crazy never blinking ones while whispering hubby
>Mantis silently riding you with no change in her facial expression only speeding up till you cum then a flood of emotion washes over her as she falls onto your chest heaving
>Finally they let you go only for the oomukade to give you one more venom injection and shove you towards the spider
>She’s begging you to stick it in due to the venom that clouding her mind
>And you happily comply
>The other girls happily watch you as you pound her while they record the whole thing
>See the whole session later on BUGGED.com

>>23544905
Wait, who died?

>>23544905
>One monster girl guy has already lost his life recently
What happened did one of our waifufags die?

>>23544942
>guy saying he’s going to commit suicide again
>first time failed to sugar sleeping pills
>says he’s going to get gun
Basically it

>>23544927
>bottom left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKB1Zxg84s

>>23544964
You didn't answer my question at all though

>>23544928
Hope there's an episode where an anon goes to bed only to wake up besides a sleeping Vamp Mosquito while he's covered in bite marks

>>23539392
Why not just shoot through the heart with a high-caliber handgun? Am I a brainlet here? that's how I'm gonna go

>>23542349
At least it’s not a haunted house or a cafe.

>>23544927
Anime?

>>23545141
This summer if the world doesn't catch fire. Sadly out of the LN, manga, and anime. It's the worst artstyle

At least it's not like the economic demon lord anime which didn't use the vastly superior manga designs. In this case it's the same design with different styles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XoH5CELlwA

>>23544390
>Pharaoh in Winterstown is trying to take over and make it warm
>there's only enough power to make her house and yard warm
>everything else around her house is snow and ice, but her yard is green grass and summer temps
>Winterstown residents don't take her conquering plans seriously
>kids will run through her yard after school just to mess with her, Yuki-onnas and Glacies especially to feel even a little bit of warmth
>Mama Wendi knows when her kids are at Pharaoh's house because their coats will be stained green
>the Ice Queen lets her have her little patch of sunshine, but Pharaoh still has to pay a body heat tax every month

>>23545173
Damn, I'm glad to see a new monster girl anime, but that art is so soulless compared to manga...

>>23544942
>>23544956
I was considering avoiding the question but with a lot of misinformation about him floating around it's probably better to say.

Some of you might know him as mousefag, others might know him as Geenymous. Sadly a friend of his has informed several people he passed away last fall which was the reason for his sudden disappearance, not doxxing or arrested as some anons have been posting. It's easy to get caught up in the shitposting guys but remember to be good to your fellow monster girl lovers. I promise as far as I'm aware this is not a hoax.

>>23544378
SILENCE SHILL

>>23545190
While I agree, I don't think the manga style translates well to anime. It's the Dorohedoro problem.

>>23545204
Well, shit

>>23545204
Wait what!?

>>23545204
At this point I heard too much of conflicting news about the nature of his disappearance to believe anything. You sure, anon?

>>23545204
That's saddening to hear since I always liked his mouse comms. Really don't want to think he actually did it and he just simply left the internet instaed

>>23545354
It came from a friend of his who had him added on multiple websites as proof. They found his obituary.

I'd really like to think it was a hoax but it's doubtful a friend of his would lie about this.

>Yes, I know its our third day living together, dont worry, I am a gentleman and will never grope or anything like that.

>>23545112
>Make haunted house for school festival
>Get lower tier undead to go along with it but higher tier undead scoff at you
>Pretty popular attraction as plenty of students line up for it
>Vampire, wight, pharaoh and phantom all cut in line to see what the big deal is
>First section is standard castle with standard zombies, skeletons and ghouls
>Wight and vampire laugh at poorly imitated gothic architecture asking if we just googled examples and just copy pasted them from there
>Vampire laughs at the werebat in place of a vampire completely ruining her self esteem
>Have to bring her spirits up by pretending to be spooked by her flying down
>Wight laughs at zombie pretending to be her and asks her if she got her dress from a dollar store
>Tell ghost she’s just jealous and Ms. Arachne put a lot of time into it
>Next is haunted tomb
>Pharaoh constantly insulting the markings on the wall calling them inaccurate and poorly translated
>Gets frustrated over fact that we had to get some zombies to play mummies since we don’t have that many at school and calls it a disgrace to her ancestors
>Takes extreme offense to the dark elf we gussied up to play the part of the pharaoh commanding her off that throne
>Have to cheer up zombies with hugs and dark elf by telling her she’s she’s not even a real pharaoh yet, just a princess
>Finally is haunted play
>The phantom happily rips into the poor special effects and says she could do a better job by herself blindfolded
>Thankfully doesn’t laugh right at the ghost pretending to be a phantom just ufufufu’s
>They all tell me it was poorly made and wonder why the class president even allowed me to make this
>Finally had enough of this and decide to pull my trump card
>Use the scroll of turn undead I got from Mrs. Valkyrie
>She told it was enchanted enough to make a lich feel fear even if her phylactery was on the other side of the planet
>They all turn around and begin screaming in terror while running back threat they came
>Easily get caught up by scares that didn’t phase them earlier and cause major morale boost to the girls
>People wonder what was so scary that it made 4 high level undead run away and begin lining up even more

>>23545406
>I'd really like to think it was a hoax but it's doubtful a friend of his would lie about this.
Nothing you said can be verified, and neither can whether that friend even exists in the first place. Multiple different rumors from anonymous posts going "I'm totally serious guys I heard from X that Y happened to him" have already been posted and yours is no different.

Guys I'm actually ded rn you won't believe how great it is to swim in mg pussy over here on the other side

>>23545493
Fuck off giantfag

>>23545504
well I'm wading, more accurately, kinda dabbling? minigts is love minigts is life

>>23544894

>>23545474
If you have serious doubts and want to confirm it the friend was and maybe still is in ElakanDraws/Watermelon's discord. All signs point to this being real.

>>23545423
Just tell the higher tiered undead that they deserve to be alone and single, while you cuddle the zombies and give the dark elf headpats and ear rubs

>No one knows how many lurkers we've lost
>No one cares

New commission of my Kobold waifu! She'd absolutely love wearing classy latex outfits like this.

https://imgbox.com/g/e7aVDexARo

>>23545579
Glad to see you're getting commissions again.

>>23545579
tight.

>>23545204
Holy fucking shit, that blows. I really liked the guy, even though he was a degenerate daughteru fucker, he was a real credit to this thread and a good dude. I hope he made it to the other side.

>>23545579
She's looking more mature than usual!