/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wrench wenches!

>>23508905
How does one defend themselves from Queen Dopplepopolis and her doppelgangers?

>>23508905
I really really really like this image.

Turning the tables on your spider waifu!

>>23508935
Gonna cover my dick in caffeine powder and wait to be raped.

Last thread archived, so heres the poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/19820511

>>23508916
Gremlins are waifus of exceptional quality.

>>23508960
>Selene story winning
We need more oni content not a fucking failure lilim. Hell i'd be fine with it being a random lilim story complaining about how she isn't getting enough money from mommy and daddy to blow on boy streamers

>>23508996
You want Oni? I can do Oni

>>23508952
>quote from man never raped

>>23509003
That was uncalled for! I don't need to be reminded that monstergirls don't exist!

>>23508996
But I like Selene...

i wanna feed a monster some fried chicken!

>>23508857
Sensei knows best.
So that last laugh is on the other girls, for while they may have bigger horns, she got a boyfriend.
And anon is getting some really good tit-jobs after school-

>>23509065
Come to think of it, a Haku Sensei is basically an unofficial match mater as she keeps trying to match her student together. Learn what they like and then pair them, etc.

>>23509065
>she thinks he still likes horns more because of how hard he grips them

What happens if you have multiple eldritch girls take an interest in you?

>>23509078
She'll discover how wrong that is if she ever tries twin tails.

I want a Lim to hug me

>>23509065
Hey now, it's not the other girls' fault they have huge horns. I bet that white horn with the giant rack but flat chest would be glad to trade.

>>23509114
Your body becomes like a tentacle monster. You're free to transform back but they all get supper clingy if you do.

>>23509078
This is really cute.
I like cute, big-tittied dragons.

Chu~

Look at this horrifying neglect. This rata could be snuggling up with a husband, but instead, it's left out in the wild, the cold, the rain. Wife a rata today, and save them from a life out on the streets, attempting to sell the latest small town gossip.

>>23509169
>Dragon is always complaining that her white horn friend has huge horns and that's she's really lucky
>white horn Sees the dragon cuddle up to anon with her big tits
>And the white horn is flat as a board
>So she goes the their Sensei for advice
>Sensei gives a exasperated sigh and helps her find the guy who's really into big horns.

>>23509271
Girls have four mouths!

>>23509273
Why doesn't she build a nest?

>>23509281
Squirrels dont build nests!

>>23509273
Looks like this rata is getting wifed!

>>23509302
Then how do they winter?

>>23509342
they rely on more well off ratas for protection. usually a few husbands gain a harem of ratas.

>Raping a mino in her sleep
>She's angry at first but just takes it because it feels good
>She blushes and is in awe/shock once you creampie her

this is the way it's meant to be
I now totally understand
man was put here, weak and frail, able to breed, year-round, for the sake of mosnters! to be their husbands! isn't it great?
we belong to them, it's all too clear!

Who the hell do you think we are?

>>23509370
Does this mean I get a mino harem now?

>>23509271
Monster using their monster parts to show affection is the best thing ever.

>>23509367
Don't forget to kiss her after you've finished

>>23509370
Do demons have nothing better to do than to post extremist propaganda here?

>>23509470
She'd have trouble keeping my tongue out of her mouth

I'm coughing. I think this is it. When the portals open, tell one of the Undead types where I'm buried.

>>23509478
Is it really propaganda if it's true?

Treat your waifu to extra large portions of dessert

>>23509493
Yes. Propaganda just means showing the best side of an argument while ignoring the bad side in order to get someone to agree with your point of view.
All I'm saying is I wouldn't trust a demon until I have a contract with her saying that she has to tell the truth and not be biased.

>>23509511
There is no bad side though.

>>23508996
I think the ones going for Selene are just shitters.

>>23509517
True as that may be. I still want a contract with a demon saying that she'll not be biased. I don't care what else she puts in the contract.

>>23509492
You shouldn't have eaten out Werebat-chan and left her out to dry, anon. Now you must pay the price

>>23509517
I bet arguing with a demon about politic is really tiresome. She just digs in her heels and refuses to even admit that you might in someway have a point. Like any true extremist.

>>23508967
I need a Gremlin to help turn me into The Rocketeer.

>>23509579
And every debate just ends with you getting raped.

>>23509699
>about to make a counterpoint but she grabs your dick
>"the contract says you will let me milk you whenever I want"

>>23509701
Demons truly are the best monster girls.

Anyone here know if Vengeance in Little Monster City ever got an ending?

>>23509701
For some reason this just makes me want a demon wife even more.

Give your body to the monster!
Let it instill pleasure and ecstasy the likes of which no drug or human orgasm could even come close to matching. The monster knows you, your body's as simple as a 2nd grade math test in comparison. Quiet now, she will do all the work. You don't even need to move as muscle. Except that is the muscles in your mouth so you can say the word "more!"

>>23509891
Only if it is an alp.

>>23509904
Alps get too much hate honestly

>>23509922
Something that should be relegated to a niche like diamond trumpart or the siths gets undue attention, I think that's the root of the hate.

>>23509891
But do they know about my deep desire to be unconditionally loved but incredible difficulty in committing to a relationship?

>>23509904
>>23509922
What if human women started raising their sons as daughters to avoid them being taken by monstergirls, but it resulted in all human men thereafter turning to alps such that there was nothing but monstergirls left in the world?

How do writers get included in the mega archive? Just found a bunch of my old stuff in it and I like to think I’ve improved since then with my writing.

>>23510054
Does this NOT look like the face of a monster who already has you totally figured out?
Just sit back and enjoy it honey

Which monster girls would rape me into the ground?

>>23510094
You write an official letter to me.

Gazer, please help me with my sleep habits!

>come back to MG stuff after 4 years
>Read all the old stories I loved
>Find out I now hate MGs with almost the same vitriolic hatred I have for actual women
Kill me now

>>23510108
It was just a bit surprising is all, I would have thought it would have all been lost by now

>>23510048
and yet some anons tried to tell me that it was abnormal to say the majority of the thread wants the siths and furries killed as they should

>>23510119
Go back to /r9k/ autist

>>23510119
Take your offtopic wojaks back to /r9k/ faggot

>>23508960
>Selene story still winning
Vote oni you fucks.

>>23510154
>Killed
That is abnormal. Socially shunned sure.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3871489
poad tussy

>>23510183
they're wanted in a mental state that they kill theirselves if not murdered, it's straight up pussy shit and odd as fuck when surrounded by people that agree that they'd kill them to not just admit it. are you implying it's alright to be a furry?

>>23510210
I don't believe in original sin. They've got their furry cat kingdom, they can stay there, live there and never leave and I wouldn't give a shit.

You seem to obsess more than what is healthy.

>>23510181
Sorry I panicked and voted for thieves stealing from a Dragon!

>>23510119
Fuck off faggot and take your epic meme with you

>>23510234
i don't believe that people would sooner let a man go there than flash mob him with gasoline and burn him

>>23510261
Cringe

>>23510243
But thats boring
We know how that pans out
>attemp to steal from dragon
>Fail
>Dragon captures one and makes him her husband
Or
>Steal from dragon
>Dragon tracks theives down and makes the one that appeals to her the most her husband.

>>23510100
>Just sit back and enjoy it honey
Having a demon say that too me while I'm trying to list of reasons I'm not good enough would probably make me diamonds.

>>23509725
Multiple endings, though I only ever read the happy one where he marries the centaur

>>23510119
Kinda same, the "it's fantasy bro" doesn't really do it for me.

Would a lich enjoy doing sudoku with me or would it be too easy for her?

>>23510313
She'd just draw wangs on the numbers

Spring comes. They awaken.

will i be beaten?will I be murdered? will I be raped? lets find out.

>>23510387
Plant girls deserve sun

>>23510190
That's a lewd butthole

>>23510394
What about a plant girl whose best friend is a vampire

>>23510454
Can I water a plant with my blood?

>>23510391
With a lich, all of these are possible outcome. At the same time!

>>23510094
>How do they get included.
Currently, by posting on this this thread, /monster/'s writethread, TFT, or getting picked up by Anubis.moe. In the future, you may also get added by posting a blog on the wiki That option will be added when I stop being lazy and I actually start archiving those too.

>>23510100
>Does this NOT look like the face of a monster who already has you totally figured out?
Would would be kinda wired for her to already know everything about me before we even met for the first time, but I guess that's demons for you.

>>23509585
Guys seriously. What's better than flying around with your Gremlin waifu using jetpacks?

>>23508905
I like when a girl with huge breasts has big enough hands to hold them

>>23510639
When's the gremlin gonna invent something that gives her bigger tits

>>23510630
Well I don't think they read minds but I'm sure demons can tell that you want it. Like they're not low level lilim they like to wine and dine a man before going down on em

>>23510672
I wish she'd touch my body with her big hands.

>>23510708
Only men of culture understand the appeal of hands

>>23510737
Kira pls

>>23508935
Nice how closely this matches the MGE arachne, now we finally have a picture of what it looks like to ride one.

A brief analysis of just where the unagi's clothes end and her skin begins. First, the relevant enty info for reference.

>A defining characteristic compared to other mermaids is that rather than just the lower body, the eel part extends to their upper body as well. Their entire body is designed to resemble the back and belly of an eel. So both her human stomach, and the underside of her eel body are soft and slimy!

>And her tits! They're covered in clothes similar to a film, that are deliberately designed to blend in with the pattern of her skin, making it difficult to tell whether they're clothed or naked!

>For the design of her clothes, I tried to give her a "delicious" eel-styled image, so while her attire is somewhat evocative of traditional clothes of an Unagi restaurant clerk, the colors and patterns match those of her own body, and add to her overall eel theme.

Now the final paragraph above is referring to her kimono most likely, which means the only other clothes directly mentioned for her top is the semi-transparent film-like clothing that covers her breasts.

With this, I theorize her necktie connects with this film-like cloth and stretches over her breasts for easy removal if she undoes the tie, and also leaving her back fully exposed. The cloth itself is tight enough and blends in so well that we don't see in the image where the skin begins and the cloth ends, but basically most of her upper body aside from her breasts is unclothed.

Sound reasonable?

>>23510706
>Anon is found by a demon
>Expects to be raped
>Or made to sign her contact
>She takes him out on a date
>Quite a romantic date
>They get to know each other
>Anon is very confused by this
>After a quite romantic but confusing night he at her home and he finally asks her why she didn't just rape him
>"Well, do you want me to rape you?"
>"Well... kinda? Isn't that what you de-"
>"Then the contract is sealed"
>Wait what
>Anon was then raped by the demon for the rest of the night since she knew that what's he wanted all along

Anyone got a link to the oni greentext where she's going mhurr hurr hurr, can't find it

>>23510708
Hnngh that smile hit me right in the feels. I'd pay a hefty Troll toll to fill up all her Troll holes.

>>23508905
Two JK onis block your path!

>>23511212
I got a bottle of Jägermeister if they want to Irish up their smoothies

>>23511212
I don't know what JK is, they have no power over me.

>>23511240
>I don't know what JK is,
Please don't
>>23511212
Just walk around them

Ocean palace sounds like a game level

>>23511398
>Otohime raid boss
>whoever does the most "damage" to her gets to marry her
>the others in the raid group get taken away by the other aquatic monstergirls that live in the palace so no one is left single

>>23511398
That becuase it is
Its the second stage in sonic heroes
And the old name of the Black omen in chrono trigger

>>23511398
Pretty sure my dragon daughter raced at the Ocean Palace Speedway

>>23510864
i really love unagis

>>23511440
correction i just want to sex all the fish

>>23510698
This. If Gremlins were shortstacks I'd probably have waifued them. The sexy inventor stuff looks fun and being into technology they'd find us and our world interesting, but I dislike how childish their bodies are meant to be. I'd rather they be short but have huge tits like Hobgoblins.

>>23510864
That's makes sense to me. Such an odd design.

>>23510630
Demons are (high level?) succubi, and succubi are known to study a target before attacking so he has no chance of not falling head over dick for them. So when a demon weaves between your insecurities, turns your dick to steel and your brain to mush in ways even you didn't believe possible just so she can give you a contract so perfect you never could've dreamt of it, you sign that shit, but as you do, lean into her ear and whisper " get out of here, STALKER."

>>23511475
Big fat gremlin tits are pretty good. I bet shortstack gremlins would invent bras that make fondling her titties much better.

>>23510864
I'm cool.with it. That's a lot more monster integration than many designs, but it's so alluring.

>>23511479
I'd be immune to Demons
Because I know to never trust in something that seems too good to be true. I know the bad kind of demons would also try and trick me into signing my soul away in such a situation too and since there's no way to know it this is the case I'm not going to be signing that thing willingly. Yes, you can say they'll find some other way of making you sign it through misdirection but that isn't how contracts work.

>>23510864
>bachelor lord lives on his expansive estate
>everyone thinks he is looking to marry into some powerful family to increase his own influence
>in reality his heart belongs to the lowly eel who lives in his pond, who he’s known since he was a kid

>>23511532
Why not marry her then instead of keeping her in a pool?

>>23511516
I wonder if this would make you a tough nut to crack ("I KNOW I can make him fall for me and sign this contract, he'll never regret it!") because monsters will sometimes do that, or if that puts you at a level of natural dislike deep enough for them to fuck off and let you find another girl? Maybe they'd just be a little sad and give their notes to one of their normal succ friends instead.

>>23510708
I want to touch her body

Revenants/Onryo could work as humans that never got to bang their crush. I.e, if a girl dies she becomes a revenant and goes looking for her guy and if a guy dies his crush monsterizes and then digs him up and brings him back. At least that's the MG-safe way I can think of doing the back from the dead for revenge style of ghost story

>>23511212
My OL oni wife will deal with them.

>>23511516
What makes you think there is no way to know? MGE demons may be manipulative, but we have no reason to think they are deceptive with their contracts.

>We will never get the dragon roulette at this rate.

>>23511516
Demon Leah in exet's 2nd game rapes Al in a pretty embarrasing position and would keep on doing it until he makes a pact with her. All of this happens in the middle of a park too.

I bet Demons would do this and say it'll get even better if both of us sign the contract.

>>23510708
I want a snowtroll to warm me up with her naked body in a cave during a snow storm

>>23511619
>snowtroll
Drawfags please deliver on this one

>>23511619
[angry Yeti noises]

>>23510210
I don't care about anthro animal fetish but for some reason furries are always into some other abhorrent fetishes they bring into their lives. They also feel the need to parade around in public dressed as their fetish material, it isn't the good kind of exhibitionistic either it's just obnoxious

>>23511616
That was probably my favorite scene in the entire game.

out of all monsters, I think mad hatter would mostly likely be a pothead

>>23511603
>What makes you think there is no way to know?
Well, how would you know? In the MGE world the average human may not know what the DL has done and if you think something is out to steal your soul you certainly wouldn't trust then when they tell you.

In a post-portal world you could believe her if you were a fervent denier of the religious and superstitious, but you're otherwise in the same situation. How does one concretely prove intent? I imagine letting a neutral third party look over the contract would at least help.

>>23511596
What if she meets up with him and he's an old man? Could Manano Mana revert him back to his younger days?

>>23511475
>If Gremlins were shortstacks
But anon…

>>23511683
>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

The above is automatic, but if the monster wants it enough the man can age back further even to the point of being a shota.

>>23508967
I really want a gremlin to spoil herself with my sex. They're really sexy.

>>23511692
jesus, i want fuck this gremlin really hard and watch her smug at me because i'm addicted to gremlin pussy

>>23511665
Western fetish communities always seem to run into the problem of autists turning it into a lifestyle.

>>23511212
That’s an Oni? Ha! They don’t make them like they used to... back in my day an Oni would be no less than six feet tall and hips and breasts that could rip any pantsuit to shreds!

I want a story where monsters start lynching furries. Would be doing the whole world a favor

>>23510210
You're trying to hard, edgefag

>>23510183
There was this whole edgelord meme when cait sith came out about turning them into lampshades.

>>23511805
there is literally nothing edgy about beating furries

>>23511582
I'd hope they would see it this way
and not be jackasses and do this >>23511616. I'm a pretty spiteful person when it comes down to things, so I don't think it would work though.

The more I think of it, the more I actually hate Demons. They're like if Succubi were part lawyer, and it only reduces their desirability to me.

>>23511786
People who constantly obsesses over how much they hate furries without anyone else bringing up furries always come across as closet furries

I am going to rape a rape snake

>>23511692
Here's the image that almost, almost made me waifu Gremlins. Because holy shit.

>>23511852
It's just how monsters are. Stay away from anything to do with demon girls or dark demon realms if you dislike Demons.

>>23511786
>>23511831
Monsters would sooner turn their backs on you and happily enjoy their lives with men who aren't deranged
>9) What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!"
Types like you who buy into the whole /monster/ mindset neglect to think that their entire way of thinking would be rejected by the very thing they love. You wouldn't see a monster girl raging over alps, they would accept them as their own as would they accept siths and their husbands as happy members of their communities.
When confronted with this people like you always pull out the "I don't have to follow canon 100%" argument but then you're more than happy to use canon to shut down things you don't like when it suits you. If you have a waifu you don't deserve her, she would think you're scum.

>>23511852
It's an interesting form of Western autism to consider that for me. We know monsters will work to show a man how wonderful they are if he initially doesn't like them (snakes will rape you and show you how wonderful it is to be coiled, loli monsters will make you d'aw and demonstrate the glory of cunny), yet we're also told they'll go away with a broken heart or just straight up not approach you if you REALLY don't like them. The line between the two is blurry as all hell and the way the setting works there's no reason to consider it, yet I must think on it.

As far as demons go, I'd really rather just a blue succ too, but with a demon laid-back enough and a contract written right I could be brought to sign.

>>23511902
While I hate the odd level of virtue signalling this post has, you are right. The sheer hatred some of the more extreme MG fags have towards people or nationalities they dislike would probably make them the scumbags KC speaks of.

>>23511866
sweet jesus, gremlins need to be titjobbed, creampied, and filled with so much cum. I want to be raped by an extremely greedy gremlin and make me her husband boy toy. I literally want to be degraded by a monster that's a lot shorter and more vile than me because i'm a filthy big gremlin-slut that deserves better but gets taken by gremlins anyways. I really want these gross gremlin girls to have my children instead of human or succubus women and watch them get pregnant with joy and lust as they continue sexually rape me in groups, taking turns on me because i'll just willfully cum inside them and lick the milk off their little gremlin tittles.

>>23511942
Sure are a lot of strangely fervent monster shills today. Are we close to Portal Day with the advance girls softening us up?

>>23511934
it's justified and normal, just got dishonest fags or people that don't really think about what it means to say that they want something to die alone and be something they'd stone on sight but not commit to it.

>>23511866
The more I shortstack Gremlin art I see the more I seriously consider becoming a haremfag after all. Or at the very least comming some more images of them

name three things wrong with elf supremacy.

>>23511965
>elf supremacy
Oxymoron

>>23511965
Pretty
Much
Everything

>>23511965
elves are racist against dwarves and even humans
elves are prone to getting raped (nothing to be proud of desu, i am human after all so i should i know)
elves are inferior to the stacey dark elves

>>23511965
Arrogance
Racism
Strict

>>23508905
I'd roll that gacha.

Look out! This terrible excuse for a person is shouting out spoilers for the FF7 remake! It turns out there actually are things to spoil! Cover your ears!

>>23511955
I wish, I really want to be fucked by a gremlin and cum so much for her.

>>23511934
It's less virtue signaling and more being tired of hypocrites in the monster girl places who only use canon to beat those they don't like but suddenly pretend it doesn't exist when they want to think monster girls would be fine with them

>>23511992
The first roll is a guaranteed five star!

>>23511902
I don't think your wife would approve of you saying such hateful things anon. Everyone may or may not be mistaken but that doesn't make them irredeemable. In a sense you're worse than they are.

>>23511997
final fantasy 7 was pretty overrated so idc
it's the same story in the remake, right?

>>23511997
She can cover my ears with her big paws

>>23512013
Nomura style reimagining rather than a remake, and an indirect sequel

>>23511902
obviously not in mge , other settings though
prejudices among mg are a thing.

>>23511997
I never played FF7 I’ve only played 1-3 and tactics on the GBA.

>>23512022
what's the point of the game, then?

>>23511965
>It doesn't exist
>Elves aren't real
>It would probably grow a little tiresome out of the bedroom desu.

>>23511965
Those knife eared horseshoe crabs live too long

>>23512037
>>23512037
>what's the point of the game, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

>>23512002
I can't say I disagree. As much as I don't want the extreme left coming in and trying to censor everything to their tastes I do see an annoying amount of extreme right hanging around and shitting certain places up.

>>23511965
It's kind of boring.
I'd need to be a prisoner of war to spice it up.

>>23511965
It's not slime supremacy.

>>23511965

>>23512053
I hate it every time when money is the reason.
it's like the same reason you're a tanuki's fuck buddy.

>>23512037
To milk the only popular FF game in the US while possibly bringing back Aerith

>>23512037
Not sure. So far there are three camps on this:
The guys who are angry and feel lied to
The guys who think its weird but want to see where this is going
And the guys who would blindly praise square enix if Nomura himself came to their house and raped their dog.

>>23512074
I want to be a good mayfly for this goddess

>>23512095
>And the guys who would blindly praise square enix if Nomura himself came to their house and raped their dog.
Didn't those guys pretty much die out about 5 years ago?

>>23512079
>it's like the same reason you're a tanuki's fuck buddy.
Well how else is the rent supposed to get paid?

>>23512090
>blah blah blah US-
Opinion discarded.

>>23512074
so where did the trope of drill hair being associated with haughtiness come from?

>>23512074
I couldn’t be married to a high elf, I’d hatefuck her too much to actually do anything.

>>23512002
>hypocrites in the monster girl places who only use canon to beat those they don't like
And then you proceed to do the exact same thing in order to virtue signal

>>23511942
A Gremlin rape gang really did a number on you! I hope another group does the same to me!

>>23512165
yeah so?

>>23511866
>Visit Sadia with the waifu for business/pleasure
>She knows my interests so we visit the Gremtronics labs
>End up becoming a test subject for the latest milking machines
>The waifu smugly watches me writh as I'm overwhelmed with pleasure
>Smug Gremlins beside her gawk at my slack expression
>Waifu keeps teasing me about how convenient it would be to have something like that around the house
>How even a small one would be nice as an alternative to using her hands or feet
Part of me is nervously okay with her splurging a bit, and the Grems would probably give us a discount for helping them out.

The other part of me is pretty sure the waifu would buy one in secret, only to surprise me at some point in the future.

>>23512055
The extremes for either side are the worst, both are censor happy in different ways.

>>23512165
Someone has to take the hit and tell people the truth, you've already admitted it is by calling it a virtue.

>>23511965
Arrogance
They're not stronger or more capable than other monsters, they don't even outclass human women.
Demeanor - majority of non-dark elves are either pissy tsunderes that are never honest about their feelings, or turbosubs that lose to cock before it even touches them.

>>23512172
Me too, we all need to be gang raped especially by gremlins! We were born built for them to fuck in a very lewdly fashion! I really want to be in grave danger of getting rape by them really bad!

>>23512175
Not him, but the concern is we've got this one guy with some far left stances lurking on the thread, and they always end up bringing more of themselves along with the intention of taking the place over and changing it (destroying) to cater to their tastes. Typically not actually caring about the original content at all, because to them only the message counts.

I don't think this will happen here though. Despite what /monster/ thinks this place isn't likely to fall to that nonsense. Besides, those guys have the opposite problem with far righters taking over.

>>23512207
>you've already admitted it is by calling it a virtue
The act of virtue signaling means you're trying extra hard to tell everyone you have virtues, likely to compensate because you know you actually have none.

Shitposter shaking things up today, huh?

>>23512261
Not especially hard. They'd be easy to drown out if people were posting relevant material, like these fox tits.

>>23512224
>but the concern is we've got this one guy with some far left stances lurking on the thread, and they always end up bringing more of themselves along with the intention of taking the place over and changing it (destroying) to cater to their tastes.
the people who are pushing that scenario are the two faced "it's ok when we do it" type , so really hard to sympathize.

>>23512285
Have you any examples of this opposite way around happening?

Politics are shit and don't belong here look at this Wight it's the best image we have of one.

>>23512217
Very True! Human men are built to be under Gremlin Hips and nestled in gremlin pussy!

>>23512325
but i want to be in bouncy mushroom pussy

>>23512280
Why do MGs smoking from pipes always make me feel funny? Like I would do anything they told me to do. Is it because I project that smoking symbolizes some sort of authority?

>>23512211
>they don't even outclass human women.

On average their magic is stronger.

>>23512280
I don't trust foxes
I don't trust titty monsters
And I don't trust girls with too much confidence in non-monsterous assets

Guess who checks all those boxes.

>>23512285
Your kind would come across as more sympathetic if you weren't so blindingly self righteous. Just my 2c for what it's worth.

>>23512341
He's a shitposter, m8.

>>23512337
50yo human vs 500yo elf

>>23512320
A challenger softly plops in your path

>>23512340
Good thing you have no say in things if a fox takes interest in you.

>>23512242
>likely to compensate because you know you actually have none
I just have consistent view points. I like the mge canon because it's compatible with my outlook on life rather seeing it as something to be twisted.

>>23512334
Wonderful, isn't it? It looks so classy and gives them an air of confidence and power.

>>23512305
the cuck shit that was pushed ,
the coomer meme.
the fact that several threads that for years were ok and accepted and some even considered staples on /a/ were suddenly no longer ok and banned coincidentally after there was a influx of newfags from you know where.

>>23512224
It's possible to dislike "haha lets just kill everyone with a fetish I don't like" posters without being far left

>>23512340
Those are some silly thoughts you have there. Sure would(n't) be a shame if someone raped them out of you.

>>23512401
i prefer my smoker mg's to have mofu

Observe, an Oni also has a softer side.

Remember that even if a demons contract is 70+ pages long and contains endless amount of legal bullshitery, they all boil down to "will you marry me?". As such you should never question any contract that a demon gives to you and you should just sign it.

>>23512320

>>23512334
>>23512401
I know how you feel. You just know she's the kind of girl who will call you boya.

>>23512426
Cats and dogs are cheating. No one, not even an ancient evil MG who wants to conquer the world can be mean to them.

>>23512412
>reducing furries to haha just a simple fetish it's okay if they like it
there is a reason it's just banned or looked down on pretty much everywhere

>>23512430
If it's longer than a field trip waiver I ain't signing shit.

>>23512430
No dice, Demonfag.

>>23512467
That's western culture being an irredeemable cesspool.

>>23511857
Furries were brought up earlier in the thread, also has a related image

>>23512430
>when the newbie devil just writes a poem

>>23512467
irc it was just their behavior, which really so much of a problem anymore.

>>23511997
I don't really care about spoilers for a 20yo game

>>23512430
Doesn't matter how many pages the contract has, any monster from the extremist or fallen god factions is scum and can't and shouldn't be trusted.

>>23512518
But what if Eros demon?

>>23512526
if theres an eros is there a thanatos?

>>23512518
I wonder if protesting against monster girl extremist is a good way to find yourself raped by one.
Looks like I just found a way to get a demon GF.

>>23512509
and yet siths are unacceptable furries that people want to treat like a bag of unwanted puppies

>>23512496
I'd listen to it.

>>23512518
This. I know their ultimate intentions are good because monster girls but I don't think the means justify the ends and being tricked or forced into a relationship is a recipe for unhappiness.

It does make me wonder if seperations or even divorces happen in the MGE world, even if it is rare. I know monsters can't fall out of love but I know human men can, and that doesn't even account for the guys jumped by a girl who offered great sex but never really was the person they wanted to spend their lives with. The only answer I can think of is demonic energy brainwashing them but KC himself said this isn't how it works.

>>23511668
>Pulls a pot out of her hat
>"I'm afraid I don't quite follow, dear!"

>>23512570
Sorry guy, happy endings only.

>>23512575
I wonder what sort of things a Mad Hatter would say in bed buring the heat of the moment. Do you think she'd become fairly lucid during sex or just stay insane and carry on ranting about badgers as she rides your cock?

>>23512570
>being tricked or forced into a relationship is a recipe for unhappiness.
Not true, also because monstergirls. We're the universe not set up the way it is a lot of girls would be a lot shittier, though.

>>23512518
what if you make her cry?

I want to work at the local Ocelomeh's taco stand!

I kinda like the werewolf the best as it was a gradual sort of transformation

>>23512593
Yeah, but Bicorns are Unicorns that got cheated on and Eros has a curse for people who betray their partner's trust so it must happen using KC's own logic, even if it's almost unheard of.

>>23512607
i want to eat her taco at the taco stand!

>>23512617
they didn't get cheat on they just had sex with an impure anon

>>23512612
I'd have liked it more if it was even slower and more sensual, with Leah creeping towards Albert, fighting against a growing urge to ravish him as more fur and claws start slowly pushing their way through her old body. The end would be her just losing it and pouncing, snarling with open lust onto him instead of being commanded to do everything by that former hero werewolf.

>>23512617
Monsters will start harem if both girls love the same guy enough, that would make a bicorn. A man that got caught and released or managed to dip his wick without initiating marriage would also do the trick.

>>23512630
That doesn't explain the eros curse.

>>23512659
what is the eros curse exactly?

>>23512593
>>23512603
There's a lot of monstergirls that would be cunt enough for a lot of men to not want to put up with them, and even incubization isn't supposed to interfere with your free will according to KC. Two of those facts combined means there would have to be a non-trivial amount of cases where the man fucks off or escapes or something.

>>23512669
if you worship and dedicate yourself to her faith of love and betray it then you are cursed to be alone forever
>>23512659
bicorns have nothing to do with eros' curse

>>23512669
If you cheat on your lover you get cursed to forever be unloved. By a wife, friends or family.
Though it should be noted, as the other anon forgot to note, Eros only does this to their own followers. Since they are the god of love, if you follow them, you're meant to never cheat on anybody ever.
It's kinda the deal for being in her good graces and receiving her blessing.

>>23512682
>if you worship and dedicate yourself to her faith of love
so it just only applies to her worshippers then.

>>23512669
If you cheat Eros makes you unlovable for anyone. In other words, it's possible enough that there are measures to fuck you over for doing it.
>>23512679
Exactly, this is my point. Monsters in the setting and games just jump random men in certain scenes. They can't all be that happy with what they get in every case.

>>23512659
The Eros curse applies to her adherents if they decide to intentionally destroy love by cheat, etc. There is no sign any incubus has ever had it inflicted on them (and plenty of evidence it wouldn't be), indeed it's unclear if it's even ever been used much, since the curse itself is one of those "it is said" bits of info.

>>23512607
She's in competition with the Salamander's burger joint across the street! Which business will stand on top?

>>23512602
My Dear Wife certainly has a limit! She can stay casual when all sorts of things are going on, like when just having handjobs or blowjobs or assjobs at the tea party table, but when its face to face filling her womb to bursting, she definitely reverts back to very in the moment sexual ecstasy!

>>23512659
Humans not married to MG can still worship Eros; not all land is Order land.

>>23512679
>There's a lot of monstergirls that would be cunt enough for a lot of men to not want to put up with them
They wouldn't end up with men that wouldn't put up with them, that's how it works in the magical realm. Any cases where the man does split would be incredibly trivial but really shouldn't exist.

>>23512682
>bicorns have nothing to do with eros' curse
I didn't say they were? I gave two examples of cheating being possible in the setting.

>>23512695
>If you cheat Eros makes you unlovable for anyone.
nightmaregoggles.png

>>23512714
Just don't become a follower of Eros and you're fine.

>>23512695
>>23512693
>>23512682
if it were me I'd just alp the guy.

>>23512679
>>23512695
Basically if a man gets away from a monster and stays away from her then the relationship just didn't work out and neither really fell in love.

And most monsters don't jump random men but rather men they take an interest in (even if their standards for what it takes for someone to interest them are very broad and easy to trigger). From there it often leads to love, but not always. When it does though, it's because the couple is compatible, hence why KC has said that the monster won't fall for someone who truly won't love her back. They have better instincts than that.

>>23512694
yes

do other god have similar conditions and limitations?

>>23512714
You can do it if you try!

>>23512743
Ares won't bless people who want to hurt and kill, but rather those who fight for the sake of others, just causes, etc.

>>23512769
where does goku fit in there? (the non dub version)

>>23512769
I still find it super weird how MGE Ares is AGAINST war. But that's MGE for you I guess.

>>23512575
why are her tits so god damn huge??

>>23512729
For reference, this is from something a fan asked KC:

>28. Question: Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?

>Answer: Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

I get the impression that KC is sometimes surprised as people making up scenarios where they end up with monsters they don't want.

>>23512769

>>23512778
Goku wouldn't seriously hurt anyone unless they can fight back or is going to hurt someone else.
Goku wants a good fight, the rest is secondary.

>>23512781
Hence why MGE Ares is the god of fighting, rather than the god of war.

>>23512784
so her husband always gets really excited and has pre at all times when she needs a few drops for tea

Best mom coming through.

>>23512729
Assuming a man has to love them back and no mind alteration is involved, then a lot of species would have an incredibly difficult time getting a husband because even most men they do find likely aren't compatible.

Remember not to bully the lilims

>>23512787
Given how persistent some monsters (like the example provided) are it shouldn't be surprising that someone could see themselves shooting away a monster or two. What would be more reasonably surprising is how hard some people see force that to happen to themselves when they don't want it.

>>23512823
Going to make her watch me play Sonic Adventures 2

>>23511668
what kind of recreational things would aquatic mg's have access to?

>TFW want to write
>Petrified to do so because of not feeling like I could actually do honor to a species

>>23512784
I couldn't have said it better myself! >>23512822

>>23512509
They're still shitty people, but they focus on tearing each other apart after the internet successfully contained them.
Japan is lucky that it never had to deal with that aspect.

I really wish monster musume was more like Yome ga Kore na Monde instead of going the hanging fruit harem route.

>>23512784
Anything goes in Wonderland

>>23512834
When it comes to things like unfair biases, inaccurate information, irrational fears, etc. monsters can deal with that. Pleasure and the genuine love they communicate directly to someone's heart help a lot.

Regardless, many monsters don't grab the first man they see, going for one they can sense is good for them/attracts them. Hence why most monster ravishings result in lifelong marriage.

Heck, they can even usually tell if someone has the qualities to alp or not, just from their senses/instincts.

>>23512865
Leanan Sidhe wants you to try

What if the guy had a previous girlfriend but didnt have sex with her?

>>23512892
Monsters can sense if someone is lying about their feelings. If he really wanted to back to said girlfriend then they would let him go or try to arrange a harem situation.

>>23512865
Don't be an alp and just start writing. Even if it's bad at first, you will get better with practice and constructive criticism.
>>23512844
Bet she smells like TRASH

Two new scylla deliveries:
https://twitter.com/Puchi_risu/status/1252028339973283840
https://twitter.com/RAGErkgk/status/1251857531523268609

>>23512914
fuk u

>>23512904
Or send him back with a basket of strange fruit...

>>23512885
even this?

>>23512938
>freckles
oh fuck oh fuck 2cute

>>23512885
thought thats not so bad until I clicked the thumbnail.

>>23512865
Just try it. You first have to write poorly in order to write well. Speaking from experience, I go back through and tweak all manner of things to get just the right personality for my characters

>>23512844
Delicious brown.
>>23512922
That on by rage is incredibly cute.

>>23512945
meant for >>23512938

>>23512886
>When it comes to things like unfair biases, inaccurate information, irrational fears, etc. monsters can deal with that
Who is the arbiter of what is objectively unfair, inaccurate or irrational? How will monsters deal with it without manipulating someone's personality?

>Regardless, many monsters don't grab the first man they see, going for one they can sense is good for them/attracts them
Then what about all the monsters that get men by taking them from battlefields or raids or ambushes or whatever? The monstergirls who get husbands that way are mostly dominant types, and the vast majority of human males simply don't like femdom.

>>23512922
artists really need to have some sort of plan B for when twitter starts clamping down on porn.

>>23512886
Put another way, monsters are inherently usually the ideal woman for whoever they go after. In the MGE world the reasons such men try to refuse them usually have to do with beliefs that the monsters are evil, want to kill them, etc. rather than things like "I'm not emotionally compatible with your personality."

>>23512967
>Who is the arbiter of what is objectively unfair, inaccurate or irrational?

>>23512945
you don't like flat chest?

>>23512433
We got the pharaoh sabbath shirt. We need the apophis counterpart to it

>>23512971
good thing I have pixiv with 180 active followers

Best overall family type of MGs
>Centaur
Best attitudes / dispositions
>Multiple Centaur in top spots

How are other MGs supposed to compete?

>>23512967
>Then what about all the monsters that get men by taking them from battlefields or raids or ambushes or whatever? The monstergirls who get husbands that way are mostly dominant types, and the vast majority of human males simply don't like femdom.

In the MGE that may not be the case, or at least most men can learn to like femdom. You're underestimating how much people can change or learn to enjoy something. Plus even the most dominating of monsters like to try all kinds of things.

As for men taken in battle and such, MGE volume 2 explains that they are treated well. Their captors may try to seduce them if the men are unmarried/unclaimed, and given monsters see such battles as opportunities to find an ideal mate they are likely to only personally try to have sex with a man they sense is good for them.

>>23512987
but wasn't there a huge exodus from pixiv due to some legal thing they did where the website legally owns everything posted there or something?

Which MG will most likely commit a school shooting?

>>23512967
>Who is the arbiter of what is objectively unfair, inaccurate or irrational? How will monsters deal with it without manipulating someone's personality?

Well it is objectively untrue that monsters are out to kill people. Just proving that is going to soften a lot of men's views on them.

dont respond anons

some men for odd psychological reasons simply don't want to be happy.

>>23513017
>In the MGE that may not be the case, or at least most men can learn to like femdom.
That assumption has no basis and is highly unlikely to be true.

>>23513022
i haven't heard of anything like that so idk

>>23513024
Cupid

>>23512967
>and the vast majority of human males simply don't like femdom.
Sauce.

>>23513055
Nice you finally worked that out Druella. Now go back to your world and stay there.

>>23513024
there's no school in MGE, everything there is too prehistoric for that unfortunately

>>23513017
Also, thanks to there being notably more human men than women, many men taken by monsters will already be lonely and desperate. One can imagine a guy can adapt a lot once he realizes he won't have to be alone all his life.

>>23513062
when I started noticing artists that i were following was posting a lot more art on twitter than pixiv and I asked what was up with that that was the explanation given to me.

I had a dream last night that a manticore was able to talk her way into my house while I was in a drunken stupor, although I didn't take much convincing.

>>23512987
doesn't pixiv has gross censoring?

>>23513087
did she rape you? this is important.

>>23513058
Why not? MGE femdom is barely femdom in most cases to begin with, and most monsters are not remotely restricted to it. I find it hard to believe most men would find it such a sticking point.

Plus we already know that MGE humans differ in notable ways from real humans. They are all innately sexual for instance (mentioned in the kakuen profile), plus they have the whole "altered sex ratio" development.

>>23513087
the only mg related dream(if touhous dont count) I had was one where I was watching a western styled cartoon of monmusu quest

>>23513022
That was the excuse given but every platform has that. Pixiv, Deviantart, tumblr etc all have clauses to cover future use.

In pixiv's case it was purely so they could publish best of pixiv art books as they had already been doing for years at that point without getting sued by some whiner with too much money to burn. Japan fucking love twitter though since they get more use out of it thanks to kanji, it meant that there wasn't a strong push back when the more reactionary types used the ToS to kick up some drama.

>>23513067
>Actually wrote a story where a frustrated Cupid goes on a shooting rampage with special Eros bullets that make people hopelessly romantic on hit
>Even with this detail the story feel edgy and in bad taste
I guess Hatch didn't have the same little voice in his head telling him to think.

>>23513102
No, I offered myself to her if I could have five minutes to do something first and woke up before she got her time.

>a shooting range for cupids
well thats an idea.

>>23513073
outside of the basic problem solving skills and local language, school is designed to crank out brainlets that are complacent with the service industry to keep the world running with monkey jobs. even college is memed on for being adult daycare until you start putting in even more years for a degree to go in a specific career.

>>23513101
Japanese law requires jp artists to do that on twitter too.

>>23513132
>cupid /k/ommando meet up
>they have PTSD after the brownies incident

>>23513132
Aim for the heart, recruits!

>>23513087
I'll never forget the dream I had years ago where I upset a Succubus in my bedroom by going downstairs and boiling her some peas when she told me she was hungry. She was standing near the pot as it boiled yelling something like
"PEAS? YOU LEFT ME UP THERE TO BOIL PEAS?"
I thought she was just being ungrateful until I woke up and realized what she actually wanted.

>>23513101
>has
have*

>>23513143
>brownies incident
I have so many questions.

>>23513144
>stray cheshire get shot in the butt

>>23513154
https://imgur.com/r/4chan/s3dmg2Z

>>23513154
Someone post it

>>23513126
but you said you were drunk? that means if you have sex with her while your drunk and she's not, it's legally classified as rape.

>>23513167
Is it bad that I have even more questions now?

>>23513073
>medieval is prehistoric
>schools came into existence the moment conventional history began
American education everyone.
...And by everyone, I mean dozens of classy Europeans and honorable Asians that I'm surely sharing this place with, right? Right?

>>23513182
I don't think that has ever stopped a manticore

>>23513146
>boiling her some peas
full of country goodness and green pea-ness

>>23513167
>>23513143
What's funny about this that back in the day I knew that one guy who took home ec seriously and started making brownies for his friends
They were good, too

>>23513073
Saphirette is going to school you.

>>23513167
I miss when /k/ was still fun

>>23513199
Product of the world's finest school system here, shut your gob.

>>23512971
Maybe Newgrounds?

>>23513230
how is newgrounds now? i haven't been on that site since i was 5

>>23512844
What if I want the lilim to bully me?

>>23513268
I'd say it's available upon request, but you don't have to ask for it. They just know.

>>23512865
Fuck off idiot

To hold down your hellhound GF you need:
>breath of fish
>spittle of bird
>root of mountain
>beard of woman
>the sinews of a bear
>the sound of a cat's feet

>>23513259
They are still around and people are still making stuff. It's not the golden age of Flash anymore, but it isn't bad either.

>>23512865
Do it. Most stories are bad on the first draft so don't let that discourage you half way through, that's what second passes and editing are for.

>>23513312
I got access to everything except bears

>>23513044
Gonna respond to that troll by shoving my dick up her ass. Gonna shove my tongue down her mouth too

>>23513312
Wish I had a fenrir to sexually frustrate until ragnarok.

>>23513312
I want to tease a restrained hellhound for hours until she breaks free and makes me pay!

>>23513268
>>23513287
The weak should fear the strong.

>>23513312
You think some monsters just simply befriend you and work their way into wifehood? Monsters fighting against well-prepared targets can't hope to win through rape, so just being friendly can easily get them onto their laps, and soon on their dicks. Werewolves are probably not that far away from kobolds.

>>23513384
Best lilim

>>23513400
>Best lilim
You seem to be mistaken

>>23513382
Would you stick your most valuable limb in her maw to gain her trust?

>>23513384
THE WEAK SHOULD IMPREGNATE THE STRONG

>>23513384
>>23513460
THE STRONG SHOULD RAPE THE WEAK

>>23513400
>>23513454
You’re both wrong. Amy Love is the best Lilim and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Goddammit when will this stimulus check come? I want to make commissions of my waifu!

>>23513502
>Amy Love is the best Lilim and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Literally who.

>>23513454
Until I see lots more prons of her, I won't be convinced otherwise.

Mari is a degenerate, and that's why I love her so much

>>23513454
when did Vicky become a russian boat?

>>23513400
>>23513454
>>23513502
I enjoy all lims. Also we need more art of them spending quality time with their sisters.

>>23513479
All monsters can be MERE'D if you put your dick to it properly.
Lillims? Just succs with a meaningless bloodline.
Manticores? Just kitties with smoochytails.
Hellhounds? Just black, fuzzy kobolds.
Dragons? Wyverns? Just lizards with wings.

>>23513533
>Also we need more art of them spending quality time with their sisters.
If you mean, gangbang orgy, then yes, we need more of that

>>23513502
It's been a while since I last heard of Amy.

>>23513399
That probably the standard ropu sabbath approach. Try to play with people and see if they're receptive.

>>23513533
Are you implying their should be more art of lilims having girl on girl body explorations? If so I totally agree.

>>23513545
I'd prefer just a nice a wholesome threesome, actually.

>>23513533

>>23513143
Can't be as bad the Shibari incident when a bunch of regular /k/ommandoes caught a whole herd of White Horns

>>23513522
>Until I see lots more prons of her, I won't be convinced otherwise.
https://imgur.com/a/88oGMyv
Maybe when I learn how to draw

>>23513607
Good, but still not the kind of degenerate I'm looking for. Mari still reigns supreme

I love liches!

>>23513619
What kind are you looking for?

>>23513623
liches get stiches

>>23513319
Stop responding to faggocks

>>23513626
A lilim that takes multiple dicks at once. Nothing better than seeing a girl with all her holes stuffed

>>23513588
That and them working together to get a husband. I love the idea of twins trying to get through to a super dense childhood friend.

How best would a guy be a wingman for a monster to help her find a date

>>23513652
Well doppel potions are a thing so I'll think about it if I ever get to drawing

There's these two things a lad did in Koikatsu though, don't know if it counts
https://imgur.com/a/oyvcbKe

>>23513399
The most intelligent ones do that, or the ones that have useful and alluring skills like cooking or housekeeping

>>23513122
I wish I loved anything as much as femdomfags loved hating on Hatch.

>>23513683
the old "trip and rape" works every time and is lauded by human-monster duos everywhere

>>23511619
I need pictures! pictures of a snow Troll!

>>23513623
me too

wait a minute

>>23513399
Honestly, I think this is common in the setting. We only ever see dense lovers in denial trying to fight the monsters and it warps how the world looks.
For the average frightened man lost in monster territory I doubt he's going to get a cackling group of monsters taunting him about the lifetime of rape before him - he's probably getting a concerned werewolf or holst gently helping him to her home where she gradually seduces him instead.