/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Japanese.

I think Russian would be your best bet. Russian chicks are easy, and people respect Russians.

/jp/ - random

why does that pic make me lol?

Definitely guitar. The language of music is universal!

Learn how to post in the right board you fucking faggot

In before Putin

Wouldn't you be the best to decide that? Considering you actually know how interested you are in each.

Japanese seems the best option though if you want to read untranslated VNs/manga etc.

Japanese, since you don't have anything better to do with your time, you might as well learn how to translate stuff for me to fap to.

>>2351491
learn to play http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biwa while singing in russian

>>2351511

You can easily learn both a language and an instrument and I think Japanese is a more useful language than Russian.

Russian and Guitar

>>2351536
>Japanese is a more useful language than Russian
Japanese is only useful for expanding your porn horizons. Russia is only gonna get bigger in the coming years and become a bigger player on the world scene, and thus Russian will come in handy.

>>2351587
>Russia is only gonna get bigger in the coming years and become a bigger player on the world scene

>>2351587
>Russia is only gonna get bigger in the coming years and become a bigger player on the world scene

>>2351605
>>2351622
LOL!!!!! keep these halrious reaction images comin guise xD

>>2351622
>>2351605
>are two weeaboos who know nothing of politics and economics

>>2351624
Here's one just for you.

>>2351587
Well the usefulness of a language depends entirely on the person, which is why choosing a language is something that you need to decide for yourself, but the OP is on /jp/ so I assumed that he spends more time fapping to hentai than negotiating international treaties.

>>2351637
>are posted by the same weeaboo who know nothing of politics and economics
Fixed that for you.

>>2351642
O_O wuts dat? i can only read bass clef xD

>>2351637

>weeaboos
>/jp/

>>2351637
just wondering, how exactly do you see the russian economic boom happening?

>>2351651
That puts a damper on things.

Learn Japanese while playing a Russian guitar.

Mustainese

>>2351659
>just wondering, how exactly do you see the russian economic boom happening?
You realize that Russia's economy has been growing fast for the past ten years right? And that pretty much every economist predict that it will keep rising even faster in the next decade?

>>2351698

On a somewhat related note, Marty Friedman lives in Japan.

>>2351659
Spoiler: Russia is the richest country in the world in terms of natural ressources. As world population and the standard of living continues to rise across the world, demand for ressources are only going to rise. Guess who stands to profit from that?

>>2351694

Russian guitars blow ass.

Japan has a shrinking population and unwillingness to accept immigrants. Combined with a positive portrayal of robots in fiction, this puts them in leading position for robot technology. Practical humanoid robots will be a revolutionary change to society, by reducing the value of unskilled and semiskilled labor to near zero and replacing human females for sex. The only thing that could be a bigger paradigm shift is the technological singularity, and it's not possible to reason about that.

>>2351659
>Russia posted gross domestic product growth of 6.4% in 1999, 10% in 2000, 5.1% in 2001, 4.7% in 2002, 7.3% in 2003, 7.2% in 2004, 6.4% in 2005, 7.4% in 2006 and 8.1% in 2007[8] with industrial sector posting high growth figures as well. Russia is currently the fastest growing economy in the G8.

HURR HURR

Play Russian on a Japanese guitar.

>>2351659
>>2351622
>>2351605
You fags sure got told

Learn Japanese and learn to play guitar with tabs/lessons online. I did that and I'm pretty damn good at playing some Megadeth and Iron Maiden and of course some original stuff.

learn russian, get real lolis!

>>2351491

You are a traitor to the motherland for even asking this question. Enjoy the gulag.

All three at full force. You have nothing better to do, right?

I know Japanese and I've been playing guitar for over 7 years. Knowing Japanese is good for fapping and playing games, and guitar helps with music making. Just do whatever you value more.

If you're one of those broskies who only wants to learn Jap so he can "pick up Japanese girls" then I'm going to have to ask you to leave /jp/.

>>2352163
What if those Japanese girls are lolis?