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I like Yumizuka Satsuki. She is a vampire.

>> No.2350453

>>2350450
I like Edward Cullen. He's a vampire.

>> No.2350458
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2350458

I like Seras Victoria. She is a vampire.

>> No.2350460

>>2350453

Every single time Twilight and anything related to its mythos appears on /jp/, I punch a baby with rage.

>> No.2350467

She drinks blood. SEXUAL blood. Remilia Scarlet. She's a vampire.

>> No.2350468
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2350468

I like Taiga Fujimura. She is a moeblob.

>> No.2350474

I like vampire.
I am a Yumizuka Satsuki.

>> No.2350476

>>2350460
Especially when people who know nothing about either think it's funny to link it to Tsukihime. Durrrr.

>> No.2350479
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2350479

I like Sakuya Izayoi. She will become a vampire.

>> No.2350485

I actually kinda liked the movie.

>> No.2350492
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>>2350458

I like Alucard. She is a gamer

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2350497

>I liked Yumizuka Satsuki. She was a vampire.

>> No.2350512
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>>2350476

That just gives me a pounding headache.

Because of how fucking insipid and retarded they prove themselves to be by doing it.

>> No.2350523
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2350523

I like Simon Belmont. He killed a vampire.

>> No.2350528

>>2350497
;_;

>> No.2350542
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>>2350497
>>2350450

>I like Yumizuka Satsuki. She is a bro.

brofist ;_;

>> No.2350543

>>2350512
More like ignorant. It just doesn't make any sense.

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>>2350543

The instant someone starts describing a Tsukihime vampire as being sparkly I immediately presume that their IQ does not break the double digits.

>> No.2350560

>>2350479
Ummm...how?

>> No.2350571

I liked Arcueid Brunestud, her path was the best.

>> No.2350576
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>>2350560
An inning of bedtop sports for indoor types gone horribly wrong.

>> No.2350579

>>2350558
Like yours?

>> No.2350587

>>2350558
Indeed.

>> No.2350593
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2350593

I killed Yumizuka Satsuki. She was a vampire.

>> No.2350598

>>2350579

Butthurt much, Twilight fan?

Go write some fanfiction about Cullen and listen to My Chemical Romance.

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>>2350598

GO!

To un-explain the unforgivable,
Drain all the blood and give the kids a show.
By streetlight this dark night,
A séance down below.
There're things that I have done,
You never should ever know!

And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.

Who walks among the famous living dead,
Drowns all the boys and girls inside your bed.
And if you could talk to me,
Tell me if it's so,
That all the good girls go to heaven.
Well, heaven knows

That without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.

Can you hear me cry out to you?
Words I thought I'd choke on figure out.
I'm really not so with you anymore.
I'm just a ghost,
So I can't hurt you anymore,
So I can't hurt you anymore.

And now, you wanna see how far down I can sink?
Let me go, fuck!
So, you can, well now so, you can
I'm so far away from you.
Well now so, you can.

And without you is how I disappear,
And without you is how I disappear,
Whoa whoa... (And without you is how I disappear)
Whoa whoa... (And without you... is how, is how, is how...)
Forever, forever now!

>> No.2350628

>>2350576
But...Remilia can't turn people into vampires.

>> No.2350623

>>2350598
lol. No, I've never read Twilight. I was talking about your wonderful posts.

>> No.2350657
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>>2350628
Well........ it did!

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2350661

>>2350657

>> No.2350664

>>2350657
This doujin made me very angry.

>> No.2350672

>>2350664
Vampire rape is so tragic.

>> No.2351168

>>2350558

This actually happened to me two days ago. I was playing Melty Blood in study hall (high school senior, not underage b&) when this fat chick who I've known since elementary school asks me what I'm doing. I was fighting against Warcrueid and explained that the character that I was fighting was supposed to be a vampire. The next words out of her mouth were "does she sparkle?". I tried not to rage too much as I told her to never speak of Twilight in my presence ever again.

I would've just ignored her from the start, but whenever I'm engrossed in a game, I generally have a hard time telling people to GTFO.

>> No.2351768

>>2351168
Watch, now that there is a twilight animu and mango, there is bound to be a VN.

>> No.2351799

>>2351168

Should've clocked her dead in her jaw for even daring to say that, I kid you not.

>> No.2351818

>>2351168

>playing Melty Blood in study hall

No wonder your only friend is that fat chick.

>> No.2351828

>>2351818

Easy, tiger, he didn't say that was his only friend.

>> No.2351838

>>2351828
Shut up. Shut the FUCK up.

>> No.2351843

>>2351838
NO U

>> No.2351847

>>2351818
She's DEFINATELY not my friend. I've just had the misfortune to go to school with her for the past 11 years. Not that I have any friends anyways...

>> No.2351858

>>2351828

Because something that is not explicitly stated is false. Right?

Jackass.

>> No.2351877

>>2351858

I know you've transcended our feeble human ideals such as 'logic', but yeah, that would be the case.

>> No.2351897

>>2351858
son, your entire world is just arc's wet dream. have some fucking respect.

>> No.2351902

>>2351847
Aww you're tsundere for her!

>> No.2351922

>>2351902
Sh... shut up. It's not like I like her or anything, idiot!

>> No.2351953

>>2351897

Huh?

>> No.2352071

I LOVE TSUKIHIME! ESPECIALLY REN! SHE'S SO CUTE AND CUDDLY, LIKE MY PET BLACK WIDOW. I HOPE SHE'S NOT POISONOUS :( I DON'T WANT TO BE CONFINED TO THE HOSPITAL ANYMORE

LOVES AND KISSES

>> No.2352095

>>2352071
Millennium Castle Brunestud is not your personal hospital, bitch.

>> No.2352104

>>2351922
You should go out with her and get her to lose some weight. I bet she'd be good waifu material then.

>> No.2352113

>>2352095

>Millennium Castle Brunestud

I always read this as Castle Greyskull which I find somewhat less silly than Tsukihime.

>> No.2352126

>>2352113

Greyskull is lame in comparison to the Millennium Castle.

Can Greyskull manifest itself anywhere at any given time and move around the Earth?

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>>2352126

Yes.

>> No.2352161

>>2352126
No, but it contains the power to become the MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. Or something.

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>>2352157

Damn it, I'm not unique or special anymore.

Guess I'll go back to my throne and sulk for another two hundred years.

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