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xth for morning routines

>>23491534
Xth for surprisingly good game with a genuinely heart arming ending.

>>23491553
Heart attacks are serious business, especially when armed.

>>23491486
Clingy cuddly drunk cheshires who try playing off how cool they are the morning after.

I really like the idea of having an Akaname wife, but there is one problem that I have with it:
>So like, if she licks my dick, then goes for a deep kiss later on, it's like I just licked my own dick, and that's kinda gross.
How do I get past this?

>>23491553
>>23491565
>arming
Warming. Fuck.
Somewhere there's a Haku teachers that's mildly infuriated by my constant typos.

I think being a Shog's mastah would be nice, even if she'd have to teach me how to rely on her, at least sometimes.

>>23491603
I dont know if I would be a good shot master. I feel like I would just fuck every piece of furniture and house that is made from her. Like when I take a shower I would fuck the shower head, the walls, the drain, and the curtain. I dont know if she would like that.

>>23491596
The game has its typos too

Also graped Sphinxes would rape their husbands until he answers her riddles correctly

>Onii-chan, think about all the positions you can hold me in and things you can bend me over and fuck me!

>>23491624
She probably would. Meanwhile, I'd be more inclined to ask her to use humanoid body constructs in a variety of ways for me.

>>23491603
>"Okay, Mastah! Once more, from the top! Say 'Shoggy, please take care of the kitchen while I work on this project.' I believe in you, you can do it!"
>"S-Shoggy."
>"Yes!"
>"Could you please...let me do something else? This is way too awkward."
>(exhausted maid noises)

Here take this combination desert and cosplay dorf for your companion pleasure.

She probably works as the Pharoah's personal blacksmith so she's got the big money anon.

>>23491591
that's not an akaname problem, that's a universal problem, and the solution to it is mamono-enhanced saliva. don't ask how it works, it just does.

>>23491653
Will she squish my head between her thighs, while she smothers me with her cunny?

>>23491653
if she doesn't dig holes and drink mead she's not a true dorf.

I want to dance at the Honeybee Inn!

>>23491701
It's hip to _hug bees.

>>23491648
I mean, I think if a shog made it so I didn't need to worry about having a job, it'd be a lot easier for me to relax and let her take care of things.

>woke up again hungover with no goat cuddling me
this is the worst of all possible worlds.

>>23491720
Why yes, I think I shall hug this bee's hips!

>>23491682
How do you think the Pyramid is going to be expanded?

>>23491757
built upwards like some fancy pansy knife-ear castle

>>23491775
I want a cute, delicate, fancy pansy knife-ear.

>>23491775
>Upwards when the sun is blasting downward
>Trying to move giant permanently placed square blocks

The correct path is downward where it's nice and cool.

OH SHIT!!
The Holy Knights of the Order of the Omnipotent have identified you as a potential monster sympathizer.
They have dispatched a brigade of soldiers to assault your location.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Form a party of yourself and up to three MGs. You may also take your waifu(s) instead of (a) random girl(s), and you can use less than three if you wish.

What is the game plan? Will you run or fight?

Bonus:The challenge rating of the soldiers is given by the last digit of your post plus one. Higher ratings mean better equipment, training, and discipline. Dubs mean they have a woman in their ranks. Knowing what you're up against, how does your party fare?

>>23491815
Pic unrelated

>>23491801
>not harnessing the light of the sun for your magic
>not building your great structures upward to greet the sun like a great tree
>not using concerted magic to move that which is beyond your physical limits

>>23491534
Reposting my thoughts from the end of the last thread:

Regarding the story, I found it enjoyable, even if a lot of the monsterizations felt rather shallow. I think that is sort of the idea though, showcasing the disconnect between how monsters may talk and behave when in the throes of ecstasy, and how they and their husbands actually live their lives.

The gyoubu danuki even remarks on how she thinks humans got the wrong impression of what Lescatie has become, thanks to how wild everyone was in the aftermath of the takeover and the mass husband hunting that resulted.

The ending was especially great and very heartfelt. It's been a while since sprites last gave me the feels like that.

I also really liked a point that Eris emphasizes that it really important to understanding the setting.

As she puts it, if all the monsters offered was carnal pleasure then it could be resisted. But since the happiness and love experienced is genuine, and everyone in their right minds wants that, they embrace it once they realize its real.

The game also emphasizes how the best sex for any monster/human couple happens once they genuinely understand each others hearts and connect on a emotional and spiritual level, and that the feelings of simple sex, corruption, etc. can't compare.

Really, once you get past all the corruption fetishism the setting indulges in, it's really quite a romantic world.

Polove looks gorgeous as well. Saphirette did some great work making it a verdant green paradise.

>>23491828
>Not using significantly less required magic to expand downward and outward

It's a Pyramid anon it's already tall, you'd have to add tons of new blocks and move all the old ones further out to accommodate expanding the inside. You'd literally have to disassemble the Pyramid and start from scratch to make it taller ya madman.

>>23491815
>Cursed Sword
Alright. At the very least, I have a combat specialist who can deal with their best fighters.

>Dark Priest
And a support caster, to heal us! Plus, Dark Priests are pretty attractive. I'm definitely ending up with at least one wife after this.

>Will-o-the-Wisp
Either she gets attracted to me, and I'm trapped safely in her cage, in which case escape is trivial, or she gets attracted to one of the soldiers, in which case one (1) enemy is incapacitated, or she doesn't get attracted to any of us, and can provide some useful crowd control. In general, a helpful teammate.

An offense-laden retreat seems best with this team - focus on escaping, and pick off individual soldiers, taking advantage of chokepoints and isolating scouts and vanguards.

Apparently Merse and Sasha will join in later so they aren't being left out

>>23491663
>inherit some land from your grandpa, or get a grant from the gubermint
>drive there on your shogmobile together with your shog maidwife
>she becomes the house with all good parts of modern civilisation, and no need for anything else
if you're still not satisfied, or have some debts left, you can lend the excess land to a team of eager holst and mino workers so they can set up a farm there while you collect a nice and tidy profit

>>23491733
>inherit some land from your grandpa, or get a grant from the gubermint
>drive there on your shogmobile together with your shog maidwife
>she becomes the house with all good parts of modern civilisation, and no need for anything else
if you're still not satisfied, or have some debts left, you can lend the excess land to a team of eager holst and mino workers so they can set up a farm there while you collect a nice and tidy profit
sorry i replied to the wrong post at first

>>23491591
There's a pic where a Akaname does both at the same time with her long tongue

>>23491883
>CR84
Oh dear god. Escape is the only option. Defensive retreat, and use of long-range magics to pick off any threats that come close are the only real options at all. I'll optimize my team's effectiveness by promising my dick to whichever of them does best at protecting the four of us - to be judged by me - and hope I can manage to either find a safe point in a demon realm, or get Wisp-chan to accept a harem.

>>23491815
>Kiki
>Shog
>Matango

Hope the order is ready for some bio-warfare.

>>23491894
That sounds good to me. Getting a grant would be easier in MGEland, but not impossible outside of it, and I'm sure my lovely shog would keep me safe from the cows.

>>23491909
Last 1 digit. CR 4, you good

>>23491882
Then you build multiple conjoined pyramids, and stack them. A super-pyramid in the structure of a Sierpinski pyramid, with each of the smallest level pyramids being a full-sized building. A desert kingdom in a single mass of magical stone.

>>23491815
>Dhampir
>Alp
>Ryu
Ryu can protect me all by herself, and Dhampir should be strong enough to hold her own, so I'm not worried. I'll let the Alp hook up with the enemy leader.

>>23491934
For whatever reason, I thought it was last two digits. CR4 would be easy with that team. I'd still try to manipulate a harem outcome, though. I love the idea of a harem featuring a yandere.

>>23491815
>Siren
Use her song to summon backup and distract the weaker knights!
>Lizardman
Strong monster who will be able to stand toe to toe with their head knight!
>Wyvern
Team up with lizardman for ultimate reptile fighting team!

>>23491641
Think of how tasty all the holst milk I'm going to give you will be!

>>23491815
>Nacho
>Dark Elf
>Tentacle
prepared to get bullied nerds

>>23491968
Big ears, big tail, big legs, big boobies
what's not to like?

>>23491815
>Cheshire
>Dark Mage
>Gazer

Lack of a dedicated healer...
Cheshire and I will switch between drawing agro and flanking. Dark Mage will manage AoE. The waifu will act as field monitor, relaying strategy and buffing/debuffing as needed, with precision attacks as the opportunity presents itself. Evacuation will be her call.

>>23491969
>Combat level 69
Secret orgy level?

>Waifu starts giving you the look.
>Head to the bedroom
>Things get heated
>Tell her to stop
>Tell her you gotta set the mood first.
>Head over to the stereo
>Put this on
https://youtu.be/j_9aahGXczs

How is the sex?

>>23491815
>Witch
An extra spell caster. With two spell casters, can can split up duties and not spread ourselves thin.
>Living Armor
She'll just be a tank that forces them to fight with her rather then the squishier teammates. Her skill with a sword would also be useful as a melee fighter.
>Zombie
She can try to bite them.

>>23491815
>Lich
>Nightmare
>Baphomet
Know what? I think i'm fine. Unless they're sending a hero or some shit I'm probably gonna be fine.
We can probably just wait for them to attack and get their ass handed to them

>>23491981
She only drinks the "nut" milk, onii-chan gives her.

>>23491963
I was going for something complex with modulo whatever, but couldn't decide on a good max CR. Between that and explaining what modulo meansz I decided to set max at 9+1=10

>>23492011
>Combat level 2.
An easy fight and a women to monsterize. I'll just take her home so my wife can help.

>>23491801
Oh god I remember this one. Can you post the link? I've been needing a picture of the family tree for awhile.

I wanna become a salamanders personal weapon smith.

>>23491815
I rally my company of humans. As long as they don't have a plague engineer I should be favored, and even then my meddlesome wizards can just repel them.

>>23491486
Around here we typically just call it a butthole but okay.

>>23492002
>>Secret orgy level?
>Anon and his party take their combat stances, and prepare for the Order forces to move in
>A sudden flash of light, and anon gone
>Due to a chain reaction of strange events, anon was moved to the secret cow level
I hope you like milk and cowbell

>>23491815
I would choose my Night Gaunt waifu only and fly us away from all order territories. I personally would like to visit the Abyss myself.

>>23492027
You could've just said "divide by whatever and take the remainder". Most people are familiar with remainders, even if they aren't familiar with the term modulo.

>>23492021
>Level 21 soldiers going up against a Lich and Baphomet while anon is riding a Nightmare
If nothing else some lucky monster girls are getting their husbands.

>>23492022
Like a good loli should. Holst milk has no place in my household.

If I wear a t-shirt with the crest of the DL in public do I get paid? I mean its product placement after all.

>>23491815
Pslimefag here. I would use my wives plus one random.
>Maria/normal slike carrier nun.
She is a former battle nun hero and turned into dark brave. Her battle skills are a bit rusty due to retiring to open our church, but she will dominate the battle against mid and lower tiers still. She also loves to share her gift with other women so any that fight will be turned into slime carriers.
>Belladonna/Shog Carrier Maid
More of a front line paladin using her shog slime to remain nimble and extremely well armoured. She used to be a princess and thus not well trained in battle. May need Maria's help to win against medium opponents and will need it verse higher tiers.
>Red Slime
She is just around being a brawler.
>me
I am simply the cleric healer of this party.

>>23491591
Yeah, I feel that way about blowjobs. I just have a headcanon that their tongue and mouth are cleaned by mamanobama before the kiss.

>>23491815
Fuck it, waifu squad. Let's rumble.
>Demon
Lewd dreams for everyone, the attackers won't be getting any sleep. Add in some eromancy for extra chaos. Should be pretty good at shaking their morals if she gets close enough to talk, too.
>Hakutaku
Conventional/elemental magic everywhere, RotTK TACTICS, and she'd be sure to shake up any logic to their beliefs or resolve
>Unagi Joro
Home Alone base defense, comfy meals for the party and any prisoners of war to further weaken their resolve.

All in all, it could be okay.

>>23491591
Akaname tongues are pretty much constantly self-cleaning.

>>23492086
Regardless, holst milk doesn't increase breast size.

>>23491815
My wife beats them up.

>>23492089
>Rank 10 Units.
This is Gunna be tough.

Would monster girls name their vaginas?

>>23491815
>Blue Oni
>Otohime
>Kappa- sub out for Inari wife
I think retreating to the Otohime's undersea city makes this a little bit too easy. Not interesting. Re-rollan'
>Elf
>Valkyrie
>Nurairihyon
Substitute Wifey in the Elf's spot; so I've got a destruction mage, a melee tank/healer, and an illusion-caster. Feeling pretty good about my odds.

>>23492130
Even still, the only Holst in my household is the works of the great composer.

>>23492000
>Trips
As the prompt writer I had a plan for this, but I didn't expect to pull it myself.

A second squad arrives with CR half the original plus ten, rounded down. The commander is a powerful and ruthless so-called hero, and a dangerous man at that.

For the sake of my waifu's and my own ego, we'll give it our all. Break into the storeroom, use healing potions as needed, hold on to smoke bombs, and fling everything else we got at them.

If things go well, we rejoice in victory and divy up the loot. If things go tits up, we torch the place and run. This is just a minor setback on the path to greatness.

>>23491486
I want a harem of Jinko exotic dancers, I want them to enthrall me with their belly dance which is with their toned bellied and abs covered with aromatic oils

>>23492130
The extra THICC variety does.

>>23492209
It doesn't say it effects monster. Especially if their husband doesn't want it to.
>As previously mentioned, normally, only a minor amount of holstaur energy is mixed in with holstaur milk, however, milk labeled "extra thick" literally contains thick holstaur energy, and it's the highest grade of milk. This milk, meant to be drunk by their husband in the middle of sex, contains plenty of love and spirit energy. Since it's meant to be drunk by their most beloved man, it is therefore of the best quality. The top quality thickness and mellow sweetness will even influence a person's mind to have sentimental thoughts. Those who drink it will then be tempted into sweet, pleasurable sex. It is well-known by monsters and incubi as the highest grade of holstaur milk, and it is habitually drunk just like ordinary holstaur milk.
>However, for humans, it's a different story. This milk contains energy incomparable to ordinary milk and just like other demonic realm foods, if a human woman drinks it, it will cause monsterization. One mouthful of this sweet milk will make a woman's thoughts sweetly melt away like milk and grow hazy. Even a hysterical, willful woman's personality would change into one that is quiet and submissive. While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.
>Also, in case a human man drinks it, he will change into an incubus, and along with that, his spirit energy will be altered to have the sweet odor and taste that holstaurs prefer, and it will strongly attract unmarried holstaur.
>Due to these effects, the milk is considered to be “a cursed item” by the anti-monster states, and distribution is mostly restricted. For that reason, the milk has become very rare and expensive in anti-monster states, and it is extremely difficult to obtain. Yet still, many of the habitual drinkers charmed by ordinary holstaur milk want to try drinking it at least once even if they have to turn into a holstaur or be attacked by a holstaur. (On the contrary, it seems that in some cases, there are guys that say they want to drink it so they can marry a holstaur!)

>>23492089
>Red Slime
>She is just around being a brawler.

>>23492158
That gazer is too smug. She needs to be knocked down a peg or two

>>23491815
>What is the game plan? Will you run or fight?

All MindFlayer haters must be punished. Be friend with MindFlayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4saQchkrsM0

>>23492154
>Rank 5 Units
They aren't starving conscripts, but they ain't the Elite Guard either.
Gonna do our best to avoid a daytime battle, to give our Nurai the best advantage.
I will do my best to stay invisible and deliver healing spells where necessary.
Smokey will give the lot of us night-sense buffs and do her best to confound the enemy's senses, but I expect limited effect after the initial surprise. Order main-line troops are usually resistant to that kind of thing.
They most likely have a decent warder or two in the bunch- they will be the Valkyrie's main target. Disable him/them, and the rest will be fairly helpless against our magick. Although, persuading her to go along with the night-time ambush may take some doing....
No wards makes a formation very, very vulnerable to destruction magick, and Wifey has a vengeful streak. I'll have to hold her back, give opportunity for the sane among them to beat their retreat- but no amount of persuasion or distraction will save the fanatics from her flames. Not that they would accept being captured anyway...

The thought of having no one to cuddle with during the cold winter months is enough to make a Yeti shiver to the bone

Just found this world, it is cool. But Im sad there are no monster boys for gay men. It seems it only appeals to heterosexual men that want a traditional family. The author needs to appeal to a wider audience.

>>23492353
This is the most obvious bait i've ever seen in my life and people are 100% going to angrily reply to it.

>>23491990
>rank 1
It's gonna be like playing a musou game isn't it

>>23492353
Gay men are made into girls who can receive all the dick they want. Bisexual men can marry an Alp or become an Alp, and with a bisexual husband, have permission to use their tail as a cock. All of the Alp's former cock's sensitivity is moved to the tail anyways.

>>23491379

Oh thats too bad. I thought this pics were from that game. Any idea what game are they from?

>>23492257
>While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.
That line always throws me for a loop. Potions it is, then.

>>23492353
XD

>>23492353
Bait harder

Back with some more side guide III translations, they'll be in order from now on so here's the Song of Courage: https://pastebin.com/W8FgDYqb
and the duties of the Saida diva and song maidens: https://pastebin.com/W8Tyy7mF

tfw you'll never have a waifu that sings to the heavens and calls down lightning

>>23491815
>Dark Angel
Well, neither she nor I will likely be involved in the conflict at all, regardless of how strong the Order troops are. If a Dark Angel's set her eyes on me, she's likely to be glued to my cock, warping us to Pandemonium if need be to avoid the interruptions. Assuming, however, for whatever reason the Dark Angel decides not to have constant sex with me, let's see what other nearby mamono will help me.

>Giant Slug
No, you know what, I'm pretty sure the Dark Angel will actively involve her as well. At this point, our biggest weapon against the Order is being too lewd for them to handle observing, and too protected by the Fallen God to attack.

>Kitsune-bi
Got it. Passionate, kinky, lustful foursome, with our "defense" strategy being Plan A: be too lewd for the Order to handle, Plan B: flee into Pandemonium and continue our orgy there.

Only way this will change at all is if there's a girl in the Order squad.

Anyone knows if the new game has Minotaurs?

>>23492427
First Exet's game and now this, this week keeps getting better!

>>23492447
Nope, the holstaur from the previous game does make an appearance though.

>>23492427
It's all fun and games till the bard suddenly gets high-leveled skills

>>23491815
Alright, I'm taking my Baphomet wife with me. Rolls are giving me Ushi-Oni and Mermaid. Lets see what we are up against.

>>23492509
Hope the Bapho aint a scrub

I'm gonna help a holstaur burn fat and put points in strength!

>>23492427
based

>>23492485
So where is that game with the Jinko >>23492374 from?

As far as I am aware she doesnt appear in the first game either.

>>23492509
>Challenge 10
Fuck they must really want us dead are we just talking an enemy death squad or an actual brigade? If it's the later fuck it my wife is going to have to planeshift us. If it's the former then we might stand a chance. Also are we facing medieval knights or modern paramilitary forces?

Mermaid is going to be dead weight. I don't think her charm song is going to work at their level. Hand her a gun and tell her just to fire in their direction. Suppression fire if nothing else. Next weak link is myself, realistically I own a rifle and have served so it wouldn't be the first time. That being said, I was nothing special. If we are just playing fantasy I would love to learn magic and would wield it as well as firearms. Ushi's are stupid strong and regenerate. Put some Kevlar on her if we are facing guns, metal plates if its just melee weapons, and she should be fine. I hate to say it, but my wife has the best chance of pulling us through. Assuming anti-magic isn't employed she should be able to send something nasty their way, detonate their explosives, or worst come to worst teleport us away.
Even if we win this is going to suck.

Mofusnake with coffee

>>23491815
>Goblin
>Giant Ant
>Wight

Yeah... hordes of undead MGs commanded by a wight, Order brigade is as good as raped.

>>23492606
That's just pixel art, guy made one for most MGE girls.
https://twitter.com/ponmokyu

>>23492738
Shoggy is happy

>>23492783
Even Ice Queen-san is happy

>>23492819
These expressions are quite cute.

>>23492783
Shoggy doesn't understand the concept of unhappiness. Or happiness, really. Shoggy is Shoggy, i% of the time.

>>23492850
Good meido.

>>23491815
>Kamaitachi
Three for the price of one two of which make for decent front line units as well as anbushers and the little one makes for a medic. All ready we have a balanced team and hopefully the next two fill in the gaps.

>Alice
Okay we have a lure and possible distraction.

>Tentacle
Wild card imo. Makes for a heavy hitter up close but suffers at range due to being stationary. Would lead to an easy victory if I can get them close enough.

>Breakdown
I dont know if the kamaitachi count as one or three in terms of rulings but we'll go along with it for now. The obvious strategy relies on making use of the tentacles rape power. Location is the most important aspect here as moving the tentacle may prove too difficult or too...intimate if I have to carry her myself. If we're able to move her, I'd go with digging a deep hole that would be difficult to climb out of and positioning the tentacle at the bottom. Next we'd layer it with leaves and branches and what not. Next up comes the springing of the trap. This is where the Alice comes in, depending on whether or not a woman is amongst the party is what makes or breaks her only real contribution. As her charm probably wont work on a girl. At least its never stated to. With the help of a glamor, which would be very easy to do with the excessive DE no doubt leaking from the Alice herself, the alice would disguise herself as a simple human girl. Any men in the party would stop dead in their tracks from the noxious cloud of charm spells swallowing their rational minds. The women in the party would hopefully fall for the disguise. She could give them some sob story about that evil man and a pack of monsters attacking her family. She would then lead them to the location of the pit trap where the paladins would see me. I would pretend to turn tail and flee and most of the soldiers would chase after me only to immediately run head first into the waiting...arms of the tentacle. Those that remain conscious after the fall will experience first hand the joys of pegging by the tentacle. Those that escape the fall will be tackled in by the stronger two kamaitachi, while the weak one leads the alice to safety. From there its just a matter of cleaning them up and restraining them. EzPz.

>>23492674
Mofusneks in general

>>23492942
I wonder what it would be like to be targeted by mofusnake twins. Do they take turns with you? Or do they make a double helix of snuggles?

>>23492942
I'd court one.

>>23492850
>>23492876
>"Hey Masta can I give a name for our pet cat?"

What do you guys think would happen if some MGs got their hands on a paladin that they know killed a bunch of other monsters?

>>23492738
This guy made some browser games of his own too

http://ponmokyu.com/?cat=7

>>23493003
He would probably never see the outside of a rape dungeon ever again.

>>23493003
Re-education.

>>23492992
Shoggy, did you ask people on /b/ for that cat name?

>>23493003
Forced to become husband to the reanimated victims.

>>23493003
A full blast of her evil eyes then leaving him for other monstergirls to take him away

>>23492992
"No, we can't call the cat Shoggy, too. No, not even if the cat is also technically you."

>>23493003
>a paladin that they know killed a bunch of other monsters
So the Demon Lord's husband?

>>23493074
oof

>what are you going to do, bite me?

>>23491815
>Dark Mage wife
>Cursed Sword
>Unicorn

Ehhh... the wife and sword have magic and physical combat covered. The Unicorn is just going to be there I guess?

>>23493279
It wasn't a very sensible gamble.

>>23493295
unicorns are among the best healers, anon

>>23493295
Unicorn is your White Mage.

>>23493295
Unicorns are some of the best healers around

Even if its a spoiler, can anyone list the monsters that appear? I want to know if its worth it for me. I mean, I love MGE, but there is little sense to buy it if none of my waifus appear.

>>23493355

>>23493379
Mamano are such cuties! I love monstergirls!

>>23493295
You have a healer now, fuck the other girls then her and you'll have a healer capable of corrupting the shit out of the men and women sent after you. It's not the worst setup.

>>23493279
>"Bite my ass."

>>23493355
https://exhentai.org/g/1183883/52b7f830ca/
https://exhentai.org/g/1179145/c15db9d925/

>>23493379
Is this really all of them? Why is the apophis from >>23493279 missing?

>>23493511
In that scene she got graped into a purple Lamia

>>23493511
It's just the heriones iterations. There's several other npcs, but you don't get much out of them besides a line or two for the most part.

>>23493520
By she I meant the heroine

You guys aren't a workaholics are you?

>>23493599
>when anon arrives home at 3am without telling her why

>>23493599
Those are some fantastic fox boobs

>>23493599
This is peak mofu.

>Finally have monster dream
>It's KDF's wife and daughter
You've cheated me for the last time, you degenerate. I want a refund.

>>23493729
Expand on this

>>23493729
>KDF paid a Nightmare to help convert people

>>23493599
Worse. I'm a workaholic who works from home.

>>23493599
nope
hell im being paid to stay at home and play weeb games in my pajamas right now

>>23493599
I'm a neet

>>23493599
I have an appreciation for vindictive lovemaking.

>>23491815
My waifus a Lilim so I’m safe.

>>23493742
>Being tortured in some sort of lab
>Scientists strap me down to a dolly, wheel me out of chamber
>KDF wife and daughter being spun in an astronaut G-force training thing
>Both moaning in pain/discomfort, clearly not enjoying it
>Scientists stuff us into a rocket, launch it to the moon
>Sit there awkwardly as daughter cries into her mom while mom strokes her hair
>Get to moon, disembark
>Wife still clinging to daughter, mutters something about how terrible it is here
>Ghost of an astronaut appears sitting on a rock and warns me that something terrible is coming
>Something about the Vietnam War
>Instills a sense of fear unlike anything I've ever felt before
>Wake up
Bullshit. All of it! They were even wearing those fucking fetish suits. At least they changed into 1950's retro astronaut suits after the launch.

>>23491815
Kakuen wife
She’s a buckaneer she uses demon silver sword and pistol she’s quick on her feet so probably hit and run
Raiju wife
She can use her electricity to incapacitate them
Ryu wife
Ryu are pretty strong on their own plus the other two supporting her it should be fine
We can probably incapacitate them and as we’re leaving we can just tell some stray monster girls there’s some free guys over there

>>23493848
How strong are rank 9 soldiers?

>>23493599
Imagine lowkey telling your waifu you find her ugly since she gave birth. Never do that.

>>23493868
Royal guard units with top tier equipment and training.

Level 10 would be that plus a hero of sorts

>>23493599
Source

>>23493894
How strong would you say a ryu is if Given a rank?

>>23493599
Kind of. Not that anybody is missing me.

>normally strict dom waifu takes you on a date to a nice restaurant

>>23492977
>double helix of snuggles
I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

>>23493844
What the fuck

Gyaru lilims!

>>23493886
>Only villains do that

>>23494129
DUMB Lilims! Lilims are SHIT!

>>23494129
Gyaru is not my favorite thing
but more lilim art is always good!

>>23494152
SHTFUP

Oh so it’s not a new game, it’s just the English translation of the game. Dang, I thought there was a totally new game out

>>23494129
I now can't stop thinking how she teases all the virgin boys [spoilers] probably offers to take their virginity as well [/spoiler]

What’s your favorite MG story that you feel doesn’t get enough love here?

>>23494129
I want to fuck this gyaru

>>23494129
Man it must be difficult to teach with students dressed like that.

>>23494223
Nice spoiler bro.

>>23494240
I want a school filled with nothing but Gyaru MG teachers!

>>23494129
I like lilims
I want to worship lilims

>>23494129
whats wrong with her legs

>>23494422
They're not wrapped around my waist.

>>23494305

>>23494440
gay

>>23493907
If a Ryu is fully pissed off and summons a rainstorm that lasts months than 10 I think

>>23494461
Well if they come to attack me all my wifes are likely to be mad

>>23492427
I wanna motorboat those birb tits

>loli Dark Mage shows you to a secret hot springs in the forest
>she sits in your lap the whole time you're in the pool
>helps you wash your back by rubbing her whole torso against it

>>23494129
I want to bonk that lilim with my mallet

>>23494555
>bonk

>>23494305

>>23494597
Mari is canon now?

>>23494597
>My name is Mary
>I'm an artist
I thought she was going to talk about being a performance artist for deep dark fantasies

>>23494726
The game itself isn't canon but it was supervised by KC I think

>>23494732
Fisting is... 300 bucks~

>>23494797
What mamono would most enjoy fisting/gaping/speculum play/large object insertion?

>>23494797
I wanna fist Mari

>>23494920
Trolls

>>23494948
Why's that?

>>23494955
Fat ass + big hands they probably used

>>23494920
Slimes

>Do you want to be a Khepri King or go to Ms Pharaoh's chambers, human? Very well, solve this riddle. Fail at it and I will force you into being my mate.

>I am the roundness in the world, without me there cant be gods, there are priests and cardinals, but no popes.

>>23491931
>and I'm sure my lovely shog would keep me safe from the cows.
no one can keep you safe from the cows.

>>23495028
Well, I don't mind marrying a Sphinx. Besides, I was only going to Ms Pharaoh's chambers to petition for Sphinx-chan's hand!

>>23495044
According to the exet's 2nd game, a graped Sphinx would keep on raping her husband until he answers her riddles correctly

Dunno if this applies to the non graped ones

>>23491641

Beware, as you can see here >>23491625 Sphinxes are more dangerous than thought. They rape you until you answer correctly.

>>23495028
>"Pocket sand."
>"Wrong! The answer is--GAH!"

>>23495055
Good. I want to totally fill a graped sphinxes womb.

>>23495028
"Rock" fits all the clues, but somehow I don't think that's the answer.

>>23495055
Pardon my ignorance, what is graped?

>>23495078
Meow, meow, prrrr. What a shame, that's the wrong answer!

>>23495079
Bitten and injected by Apophis (Grape) venom

>>23495088
Imagine a graped Hellhound.....

>>23495055
Yes, and?

>>23495087
Yes, this pleases me.

>>23495028
The sun

>>23495087
That always bothered me about riddles. If you come up with an answer that still fits it should still count. Oh well, I'm sure a sphynx could teach anyone to appreciate them with enough time.

>>23495067
SQUIRREL TACTICS!

>>23495096
I never said it's a bad thing

Poor guy missed the whole party though

>>23495098
>Nya! Looks like Im going to rape you until midnight, nya!

>>23495117
She is his party.

I like Hellhound, but her tits are too big. Please make them smaller.

>>23495099
Riddles are more like inside jokes than questions. They revolve around the tradition more than the riddle itself. Like texts that reference other texts. Or memes.

>>23495028
The letter 'o'

>>23495028
>Fail at it and I will force you into being my mate.
But I hate cats. And the answer to the riddle is wurm

>>23495099
That's kinda the whole point. She wants you, so she's gonna give you a riddle you can't possibly solve

>>23495172
>Nyaaan, correct. Go right ahead, either be a King or the Queen's consort, your fate is now yours.

>>23495028
>Do you want to be a Khepri King or go to Ms Pharaoh's chambers, human?
No, I don't. I want you.

That'll break her mind for sure

>>23495028
>>I am the roundness in the world, without me there cant be gods, there are priests and cardinals, but no popes.
Direction

Guys? I think my sword got cursed! Help!

Poor nacho

>>23495066
>I'm not a sphinx, I'm a rata!
>Do your research.

>>23494726
Exet's games are basically a parallel universe of KC's MGE world. They are meant to follow the rules and history of KC's world as they were known at the time of them being made, but KC isn't constrained by what takes place in them (i.e. if contradictions with the games turn up later then they are accounted for by the games being an alternate universe). Same goes for characters only found in the games that are likely to never appear in the canon KC works.

>>23495283
Aha, you have revealed yourself! No rata would ever refer to themselves as anything other than a ratatatoskr or news squirrel!

>>23495280
Their patience is commendable, but simply waiting and hoping is not exactly the most efficient method of finding a mate.

At least the profile implies they have mysterious means of drawing a potential mate to them over time.

What is the ideal species for extended-mating sessions

>>23495344
Snake based ones

>>23495344
Ryu are noted to regularly go at it for longer periods without rest than average monster girls.

>>23495344
Chaos breeds if you don't mind the transformation. Otherwise fallen God breeds or the whole JubJub perch thing.

>>23495344
irc there was a case where A pair of rattlesnakes once had sex for nearly a day without stopping.

>>23494592
>ywn surprise buttsecks gremlins right after you black out their automatons with vibrators
>ywn ambush 2Fort elf archers and spank them with frying pans
>ywn blast your loads with Sasha on the enemy team while calling them tiny lolis

>>23495344
the sneks

Kind of a bait question, but what's the difference between monster extremists and feminists aside from the former being anti-NTR?

>>23495344
Dark Angel. You might start having sex, and by the time you've finished, years have passed.

>>23495502
The former love men, the latter hate them.

>>23495502
The only thing that really defines an extremist monster is that they are very motivated to monsterize people and spread mamono realms pro-actively.

Most monsters, especially once they are married, will only monsterize someone for defensive purposes or as a personal favor. Extremist monsters though continue to seek out opportunities to monsterize, either directly or indirectly, to force Lilith's ideal world to come into fruition more quickly. This also leads to them organizing with like-minded monsters, such as the ones organized by Druella.

>>23495283
Squirrel can hide body, but can't hide giant mofu

Where is it?

>>23495532
>>23495593
So monster extremists believe men are good but need to have their rights taken away, but feminists think men are evil and need to have their rights taken away.
I'm just baiting, but I am serious about some monsterized feminists keeping their sexism intact.

Telling trolls about the big, brutish ones we have in fiction!

>>23495593
I wonder if your moderate, married momster would feel awkward if you brought home an extremist for dinner.

I got a bad feeling about all of this?

>>23495646
While she's chained up outside on a sunny day and fully hydrated.

>>23495676
Most monsters apparently don't feel strongly about the extremists one way or another, though some are critical of them in the sense that they worry if they monsterize too many regions before monsters start birthing incubi then unmarried monsters will have fewer options for mates.

Of course for the extremists one goal of creating Lilith's utopia more quickly is to get males being born more quickly.

>>23495634
I find it questionable if such feminists even exist in the MGE. Sure there may be human women who hate men, but I doubt they are part of any particular social movement.

>>23495634
isnt that dark elves?

>>23495634
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_II#The_Extremists

>"Even so, situations considered too urgent to overlook may arise: portents of mass monster executions, war between states, civil unrest, oppression of the poor, persecution of human groups - as well as the sacrifice of individual rights to the whims of society."

It seems they do value individual rights to some degree, but I'm sure if you want your demon waifu to treat you like property she'll happily oblige.

>>23495634
>need to have their rights taken away
How was that even implied?

>>23495761
what if you just want her to go away,

>>23495761
>>23495775
Guys, they outright said they were baiting. I assume that means they realize extremist monsters don't take rights away (at least not without just cause).

>>23495793
Why would you want that, darling?

>>23495750
What about hellhounds, Amazons, and dark elves >>23495756?

And I'm not just talking about monsters that try to control men by force. In this time period there are a lot of socially inexperienced men that are vulnerable to being manipulated by unfaithful, greedy, and/or insane women.

>>23495761
>>23495775
They might come to the conclusion that men must be restricted "for their own good".

>>23495824
I'm not in the right state of mind for any relationship

>>23495793
Should've thought of that before you married her.

>>23495344
Black Harpy

>>23495844
I had no choice in the matter!

Would a demon take on a teenage form for me?

>>23495761
>the sacrifice of individual rights to the whims of society
>proceed to sacrifice individual rights to the whims their society instead
Extremists are a shit

>>23495843
That's good that you know that. Bad women know how to prey on virgin minds. It's best to educate yourself so that you can avoid getting brainwashed, cheated on, or wallet drained.

>>23495828
Hellhounds believe in protecting men while also enjoying dominating them in sex, but acknowledge that there are men more powerful than them in terms of fighting ability. It's doubtful they would restrict their men from doing what they wanted, unless it was dangerous, and even then they would likely just want to come along rather than prevent him from doing it.

Amazoness believe a man should take care of the home, but we don't have any confirmation that they outright forbid men from doing other work.

Dark elves just find calling men slaves to be sexy and like to dominate them in sex play. In terms of actual behavior they treat their men as husbands just as lovingly as other monsters.

>>23495865
Remember, kids: no choice is still a choice!
-Druella

>>23495877
And what rights do you think are sacrificed, assuming you're even serious? Lescatie is an extremist monster realm, but men are quite treated fairly there.

>>23495889
what other psas does she have

>>23495889
Wait, so is she saying that "no choice" is still a choice (some weird brand of stoicism: you can always choose), or is she saying that no "choice" is still a "choice" (determinism)?

>>23489266
This. Though in my headcanon all bearded dwarf girls are just girls with plaits and braids in their hair all joining up infront of their chest to look like a beard.

The fact that all dwarf girls want to have long "beards" definitely absolutely has nothing to do with my long hair fetish. It's just coincidental. Oh no, no boyish short lesiban haircuts. What ever will I do?

>>23495891
If you can't eat supersized deep fried cheeseburgers, openly carry a silver AK-47, pirate spellbooks, and make fun of tanukis, then I'm going 1776 on their asses.

>>23495953
Do dwarf girls have a book of grudges?

>>23495909
The Chief God is a bitch ass motherfucker!

>>23495909
>Get a wife, make new life!
>Winners don't reject hugs
>Only YOU can prevent lonely human boys
>A rape a day keeps the Order away
>Do a good boy daily

>>23495918
I was poking fun at the former.

>>23495967
>You offended one of my sisters yesterday! You told her "Can you please move?", then tried to walk around her territory instead of letting her rape the shit out of you!

>>23495994
>territory
Sounds like elf talk to me.

>>23495967
They have a fake book of grudges. It's beer stained and made entirely out of metal. Then they have the super secret diary of grudges that you're not allowed to look at because it's soft and girly and undwarven.

>>23495865
geesh anon I thought somone with two wives would be happy.

>>23495864
I want a black harpy with extra huge breasts.

>>23496093
>I want a black harpy with extra huge breasts.
Anon, no! That'll make it hard for her to fly!

>>23496027
I want to molest a shortstack dwarf after finding her secret diary of grudges!

>>23496093
Go to the Ocean. Apperently it gives girls big tits!

>>23496124
Then we can start strength training!
I'll even help her!

>>23496133
>May 5th, Anon didn't look that hard at my chest
>May 6th, Anon said Dwarven beer was too Hoppy for Him
>May 7th, Anon looked at my Panties when I bent over too far but apologized.

>>23496143
The sea holds many secrets.

How much do monsters charge for monster porn?

>>23496170
tree fiddy

>>23496157
C-crets? It's usually got D-crets at the least! Except for charybdis and cancer

>>23496157
May 8th with never be written and May 9th will be super lewd.

>>23496192
>May 9th, Grudge Book recovered. Grudge paid in full to anon.

>>23496185
Just gotta work on those second girls.
They can get E-crets if they try!

>>23496170
1 pint of blood.

>>23496143
yeah but pod 6 are jerks.

>>23496170
Nothing because single monsters want mates and married monsters probably wouldn't make any.

>>23496178
Is it quality?
>>23496208
This doesn't sound like a good idea

>>23495417
Wurm counts?

>>23496217
Many monsters enjoy erotic art and erotic stories, though perhaps they do not consider it pornography.

>>23496217
>married monsters probably wouldn't make any.
Bullshit, making (and selling) porn has got to be someone's fetish. Plus advertising for regions and stuff.

>>23496227
I mean merrow are known to trade their lifespan-extending blood for items, erotic stories, etc. No worries anon, they know what they're doing.

>>23495329
>Their patience is commendable, but simply waiting and hoping is not exactly the most efficient method of finding a mate.

A guy Isekaid to MGE falls into a Nacho trap. He begins to complain about how he never finds a woman. Nacho asks why, he tells her he just sat waiting and hoping a girl would find him.

>>23491815
>Ignis
>Salamander
>Hellhound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

We're fighting, without a doubt. We'll see if they can also stand up to a .308 with their magic.

>>23495882
What about Ogres, Minotaurs and Jinkos?

>>23491815
>Kamaitachi
So I just get one roll then?

>>23496157
>>23496133
>Live your life a happy man in dwarven town minding your own business and getting on exemplary with all the dwarven girls until one day the walking tanks that are the guards kick your door open and drag you out into the square
>You don't even struggle, so bewildered and confused where you see the Thane seated at her throne with a collection of books around her, looking down at you
>Apparently all the single dwarves you'd thought you were getting along with have a long long list of grudges.
>You inwardly start to panic, knowing how seriously these girls take slights and favours.
>Untill they start reading all the grudges out one by one, individually
>They're... quite something
>Sure you may have gotten into some predicaments, tripped, but they were all okay with it and laughed it off with good nature.
>What do you mean you were too too quick to get up after hilariously falling crotch first onto your dwarf blacksmith's face? What do you mean you didn't look at the fat assed dwarf runekeeper's no-pan for long enough when you were helping steady the ladder for her to put scrolls away high up?
>What do you mean you were too quick to once again get up, yet somehow not quick enough to "get up" when the famously sturdy dwarf constructed ladder "broke" and she landed ass first on your face?
>They list the grudges out one by one, going book by book, complainant by complainant. Each grudge is deemed to be worthy of "taking your head" though by the mirthful glint in the thane's eyes and the way the crowd of shortstacks rub their thick thighs together you're starting to sense a different kind of atmosphere.
>Eventually "executioner's" right is given to the girl with most grudges, the fat assed rune librarian you hang out with most by dint of a gift in linguistics
>But she still has to fulfil every other girl's grudge by "taking your head" a full 5837 times apparently.
>You're swiftly frogmarched into the familiar library which will close temporarily while the grudges are being repaid, the guards smirking and laughing to themselves as you're followed in by a blushing, somewhat shy yet quickly derobing bespectacled librarian with a fat ass.

>>23496237
>Anon's pushes his MG GF to open OnlyFans account

>>23496281
Ogres value strength and submit if you can out battle fuck them. Minotaurs just want to sleep when not eating or having sex, so if you can manage to extricate yourself when she's sleeping (which is a lot of the time), you can mostly do what you want. Jinkos are honorable and kind outside of when they are in heat (when they are lustful but not mean). None of them have any notably unusual restrictions they place on men.

>>23496170
How much do they pay for human man porn?

>>23496304
Ian don't!

>>23495095
There'd be no difference. They're already in that mindset.

>>23496313
>Minotaurs just want to sleep when not eating or having sex
Cuddling a sleeping Minotaur wife sounds comfy.

>>23496295
What a Cute dork! Hope she doesn't get embarrassed seeing how hard i got when i realized what was happening!
Good green anon! Very enjoyable to read!

>>23496295
Ah, Dwarven law, the most well codified piece of legal matter this side of the material plane.
I'm sure she'll small my pelvis harder than a hammer hits an anvil.

>TFW I lost my copy of the Oomukade mindbreaking punk greentext

It hurts to live. I don't suppose anybody else has it saved?

>>23495041
>reimooo

>>23496313
>and submit if you can out battle fuck them.

What if you cant?

>>23496378
Sweet talk them? Reverse psychology?

>>23496378
In that case, rather than HER becoming YOUR wife, YOU will become HER husband! Ha!

>>23496373
That's a sexy art style and extremely impregnable cow.

>>23494129
Now in color

>>23496373

>>23496452
Are those Miia's clothes?

>>23496465
Unlike Dr. Pepper, I still like Reimu when she's flat

I gotta say I was surprised at how much I liked the Lady Amru in Exet's game. This apophis is some sort of fantasy medieval version of a gamer girl, having a tanuki deliver her new tabletop games and such every week.

Plus being her servant mostly just means being asked to dance at the parties she throws.

On another note, I may be reading into things but the game seems to indicate that calling a high rank lamia a "bunyip" is something of an insult.

That is when Leah challenges Amru, she taunts her by asking if she is a apophis or a bunyip and everyone in the room reacts with shock as if she just said something derogatory.

cheshire with a flat chest

>>23496465
I’m sorry, but I’m gonna take Dr. Pepper every time.

>>23496503
Small, flat, purple cat

>>23496483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

>>23496502
That's just strange. Bunyips are second best snek after all.

>>23496502
Well, an Apophis is desert shadow royalty, while Bunyips are autistic bogan rapetrains. I think the insult is pretty clear.

How would a Hellhound react if she beats the crap out of some people to protect her husband and her husband gets an erection in response to seeing that?

is KC a lolicon if his favorite monster is a baphomet

>>23496502
Bunyips are scaredy cats anon. She essentially just taunted her about being scared. It's not that insulting really.

>>23496509
with short hair and freckles

>>23496552
Oh I get that, I was just amused by how her saying that caused the whole room to freak out.

>>23492315
How would a Yeti react to you hugging her first?

>>23496537
He's into both extremes (well to a point).

Plus I don't think he's ever said baphomet is actually his favorite, though he clearly loves them.

>>23496589
who ever draws these pics, do they draw them in color first or are they just good at monochromatic art? if so, i hope they release colored versions

>>23496589
adult baphomets are great

>>23496589
>who ever draws these pics,

You need to familiarize yourself with the setting more if you can't recognize KC's work pretty easily.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire

>>23494926
I wanna shove my fist down mari's throat and turn her inside out!

>>23496626
Damn it, somehow quoted the right text but the wrong post number.

>>23496608

>>23496465
Dr Pepper won't beat me me and tastes good.

>>23496626
i don't think KC is the only person who draws the illustrations in the world guides and sides

>>23496589
>I don't think he's ever said baphomet is actually his favorite
>canonically has the best pussy

>>23496503
Cheshire with a small, budding chest that never grows any larger.

Terrible monsters doing terrible things.

>>23496672
>From smol-cat to tall-flat

I want to learn about anubis chans secret obsession with J-rock and help her start her own band!

>>23496674
She's terribly attractive.

>>23496672
flat is absolute justice

>>23496662
>canonically has the best pussy

Which doesn't actually mean much considering that for any man married to a monster the monster will end up with the best pussy for him thanks to how their bodies adapt to each other.

>>23496674
such as?

>>23496646
>Dr Pepper won't beat me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKkt23WXcs

>Out for a walk one night
>Hear the pitter patter of multiple sets of loli feet behind you
>Start turning down random streets just to make sure
>The footsteps follow you
>Start walking faster
>The footsteps become faster as well
>Start running
>Hear giggling
>The last thing you see before everything goes dark is a randoseru that swings out from behind a corner

She is hungry

>>23496765
What is a randoseru? Guess I won't be hit if I don't know what it is.

>>23496787
So am I.

Monsters like Devil Bugs appeal to me because I like the idea of humanoid beings who desire (and subsist off of) sex, but are ultimately subservient and almost animalistic in intelligence. I would love to have a Devil Bug swarm, while also having the possibility of an "actual" wife in addition.

Do dominant monsters like Hellhounds or Ocelomeh like to be praised?

>>23496787
Then she needs to eat a borger.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't spy on your daughteru practicing her battle dialog.
It's a very intimate and embaressing process and she'll be mortified if you hear what she's come up with.

What happens to men who are deemed complete scum?

>>23496861
I assume they just get banished.

>>23496861
They dont leave in mamono realms. Likely get killed when trying to harm a husband. Otherwise ignored. Most likely dont ever get out lf human settlements as they would be arrested or killed for evil acts.

>>23496861
The gods curse them.

>>23496965
I mean live in.

>>23496662
Canonically, the wandering scholar is know to exaggerate, and even then it's just hearsay from Baphochan.

Also, whilr KC has a know preference for the Baphomet, he once said his favorite changes now and then.

>>23496968
What kind of curse?
Foreverial tiedup and delitized?

>>23496981
Well, I don't remember any of the other gods' curses, but Eros' is a curse of permanent emotional isolation.
That could very well be a curse from the Queen of Hearts. Yes, I know she's just a 'lim, but she might as well be a goddess.

>>23496968
Which one would curse them to be a
>tfw no BF
alp?

>>23497002
Sounds like a modified form of Eros' curse, likely modified from trying to force men to Alp or genital mutilation.

>>23496537
Yes.

>>23496987
>but Eros' is a curse of permanent emotional isolation

I always found this to be too harsh. Specially when this is done "just" for cheating. I hope this curse is removed if the guy repents. I mean, this curse would be bad enough, but in MGE? In the world of waifus?

Thats a fate worse than being an incel in our world surrounded by bullying 3DPDs stacies.

And yes I know "But who would cheat on his waifu?" but there is no reason to assume this curse only applies to monsters. There is no reason this wouldnt be applied if you cheat on a human woman Eros worshipper. In fact given how monsters work where cheating is nigh impossible both for her and the husband, its likely that this curse is applied almost always to human women couples.

WHOA

>>23497058
If you're going to worship the Goddess of Romantic Love, and receive her boons, then you are damn well going to be expected to follow her very simple rules.
If you proclaim your dedication to said goddess of love, and then turn around and defile the very thing the goddess holds most dear, what do you expect to happen?

>>23497095
What if you cheat on an Eros worshipper but you arent her worshipper?

>>23496787
nothing out in the jungle, silly. come to the demon realm for a succ burger or a alraune salad

>>23497058
>Eros mistakes cuckquean roleplay within a harem for genuine cheating
>curses the man
>harem still bound by mamonomana, but separated by curse
>forever
I really hope Eros can't make mistakes like that.

>>23497129
If you're LUCKY, you might not get the curse, but you can expect some serious holy retribution or Cupid visits for doing that to someone under her wing.

>>23497155
Eros knows the true nature of relationships, it's her area of expertise after all.
This is a non-issue unless you're doing the typical westerner thing of intentionally fucking up your own fantasies because ????

>>23497155
>cuck
Cringe

Big girls!

>>23497155
How does that even happen? You got other dudes in the harem?

>>23497089
?

>>23497155
Just dont follow Eros then. Placing yourself under the danger of the curse is a price way too high to pay.

Besides, what does Eros offer than a monster marriage doesnt offer already?

My waifu's favorite types of lewd, in order:
>5. Quickies because I'm too horny
>4. Smugly milking me dry (so I can focus, she says)
>3. Merciless teasing and sex with her taking the lead.
>2. Spontaneous sex with me taking the lead (rare)
>1. Victory sex

How can I fight against magic users? Could I use their magic against them?

>>23497095
If it only applied to monster girls, I would have no problem. But if it applied to human x human marriages, it can be tricky. Remember after all, marriage can be a matter of circumstance as much as love.

Imagine a guy that has never met monsters or believes the Order propaganda marries a human girl. He then finds a copy of the Encyclopedia or goes to a mamono realm and finds their true nature. He can now never experience the bliss of a monster marriage, because he married earlier and is bound by Eros to be unlovable by monsters if he breaks the marriage.

>>23497235
Cuckquean is when a girl is the cuck.

>>23497295
Yes anon monsterization does not exist.

>>23497291
Silence. Anti-Magic. Wait for them to run out of spells/mana.

Or of course SNEAK ATTACK

>>23497299
You can have cuckqueen roleplay with another dude.

>>23497299
I don't follow. Does she skip her turn or something?

>>23497305
What if the wife if an extremist anti-monster? Or what if guy wants to marry a specific race?

>>23497310
Magic is nothing more than misunderstood science.