/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Aww, janitors keep getting worse and worse.

Arc's a faggot, but this thread made me strangely aroused.

>>2349270,2
>Arc is a faggot
If you had any doubt about it, that 200+ thread is the final nail.
A pathetic sight, really.

>>2349270,3
He was 'trolling' the opposition for 2 hours straight.

Arc doesnt come here though thankfully.

>>2349270,4
I never really paid attention to him before, but he's been going a little crazy over the past week. It's strange.

Arc is getting annoying. It might be time to filter him.

Haruhi was right
~ban arc~

>>2349270,5
He was just trying to save face I guess. That engenders more and more replies.

>>2349270,6
Compared to Arc I actually miss you Jones.

Compared to Athens I actually miss you Jones. ヽ(；´Д｀)ノ

Aww, how sweet, both of you.

I've had it with this kid.

// ==UserScript==
// @name fix /jp/
// @namespace fourchan
// @description simple arc filter
// @include http://zip.4chan.org/jp/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
var proasts = document.getElementsByTagName('table');
for(var i = 0; i < proasts.length; ++i){
if(/<span class="postertrip">!ARCIkc4cG6/.test(proasts.innerHTML)){
proasts.parentNode.removeChild(proasts);
}
}
})();

>>2349270,11
And then it was his bedtime and he stopped posting.

lol

Oh well, I can always filter out sion` or something.

Everyone misses Jones.
But, at these times, I wouldn't like to have this guy bumping or replying to any Thread in sight.

// ==UserScript==
// @name fix /jp/
// @namespace fourchan
// @description simple arc filter
// @include http://zip.4chan.org/jp/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
var proasts = document.getElementsByTagName('table');
for(var i = 0; i < proasts.length; ++i){
if(/<span class="postertrip">!TapsqdZp4A/.test(proasts[i].innerHTML)){
proasts[i].parentNode.removeChild(proasts[i]);
}
}
})();

What exactly is going on here?
Greasemonkey Scripts?

>>2349270,15

// ==UserScript==
// @name fix /jp/
// @namespace fourchan
// @description simple arc filter
// @include http://zip.4chan.org/jp/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
var proasts = document.getElementsByTagName('table');
for(var i = 0; i < proasts.length; ++i){
if(/<span class="postertrip">miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!TqaqrhqXIYIf6OL2frh/.test(proasts.innerHTML)){
proasts.parentNode.removeChild(proasts);
}
}
})();

>>2349270,14
>>2349270,16
ITT we are too dumb to live?

>>2349270,17
I don't understand what you just said, but I'd rather have people who dislike me enough to block me to actually block me.

>>2349270,18
I wasn't responding to your post (note the ,14 and ,16 in >>2349270,17 ), but since you responded to mine I'll explain.

>>2349270,11 is a shittysimple greasemonkey script that hides posts with !ARCIkc4cG6 in the postertrip field.

>>2349270,14 is the same thing, for !TapsqdZp4A - my lovely tripcode - which is fucking stupid since that tripcode will never appear on http://zip.4chan.org/jp/* in the postertrip field again. ;_;

>>2349270,16 is just plain stupid. Reading comprehension, please, guys.

>>2349270,19
Sorry that I messed up your l33t javashit. Why don't you do us all a favor and learn a REAL coding language like FORTRAN.

>>2349270,19
Are you sure it's still banned though? All my previous tripcodes that used to give autoban work now, even hello_world.

>>2349270,20
Let me put on my robe and FrozenVoid hat.

>>2349270,21
Actually, I haven't checked since the week after New Year's. I'll do that now. The most I could lose is five minutes of internet resetting my router anyway.

>>2349270,22
Nope, still b& ;_;

S-stupid /jp/, it's not like I want to tripcode on you anyway. Geez!

>>2349270,24
Can't you just make a new tripcode without any pretend games involved?

>>2349270,25
Pretend games? I don't follow.
But if I did that I might as well just be anonymous. !TapsqdZp4A is my tripcode. Using another one would be like the worst form of blasphemy.

I do have a handful of nice novelty trips I've collected over the years, but I can't bring myself to use them.

tl;dr I'm a sentimental idiot, lol

>>2349270,26
The only worth of your tripcode is for Taps, anything else is not valuable. Even your name is pretend. Just like White Ren.

>>2349270,27
The tripcode password is something that means a lot to me. Fuck you.

I didn't know tripcodes were so DEEP

>>2349270,29
The more you know!

Omg hai there :S - . - I'm Jones-sama and I absolutely looooathe -_____- whiteys </3 especially Eksopl!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my husbandu Eksi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto /archive/ -________- I looked up and saw... EKSOPL!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA EKSI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SAGE!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_* *(;_* *(;_*] then I saw Anonymous of Russian Federation, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH CROATIA CAUSE EKSI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT PROGRAMMING!!! (then Eksi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty inside my tripcode's asshole!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Not my anus, I hax from there!

>>2349270,11
Hey Jones, (out of curiosity) what changes would have to be made to that code so that it works on the ghost board? ...Case you're wondering, web based coding is not my forte.

>>2349270,33
Not Jones but meh.
instead of :
"// @include http://zip.4chan.org/jp/*"
use:
"// @include http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/*"
Now please don't bump this thread anymore.
As much as I hate Aya it hurts my eyes in painful ways to see that which is being done to her in that image, whether or not I think she deserves it.

>>2349270,34
Well obviously that was the first thing I changed, and it doesn't appear to work.

Also, Aya is a whore and she deserves it. That's what she gets for taking snapshots of China's panties.

>>2349270,33
Just open up the source of this page and see what the ghost board uses to display posts.
Have fun! Russia has never heard of \n.

>>2349270,36
Oh boy, that's one long line.

Also, I just noticed Aya peeing in OP's pic.

>>2349270,36
As always jones, you're completely useless.

>Just open up the source of this page and see what the ghost board uses to display posts.
Don't you think I already tried that. As I said before I know diddly-squat about html, php, and perl.

>>2349270,38
Oh Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

1) All the greasemonkey script I posted does is find a post based on part of its content and delete it. Replace /<span class="postertrip">!ARCIkc4cG6/ with your favorite regular expression.

2) This is JavaScript. But how can you not know anything about HTML and use the Internet?

I was bored so I did it for you.

Here: /<span class="postertrip">&nbsp;!ARCIkc4cG6/

Also lolcomments

>>2349270,36
Actually, I have function in board code that formats html nicely, and I even used it in earlier versions, but since no one really looks at html and firebug formats source automatically anyway, I disabled it.

>>2349270,40
Thanks jones, I owe you one.

Oh guess you guys did delete it, think maybe you should have a report button on the archive or is that just retarded?

test

>>2349270,43
_{What are you talkingwritting about?}
>>2349270,35
She might have deserved that thing that happened to her in that one walfas flash, but not this man, not this.

>>2349270,45
The intricate subtleties of bbcode are lost when you have to magnify a line tenfold to make out the letters ^_^;;

>>2349270,46
Well excu~se me for having vision better than 20/20.

>>2349270,47
This laptop screen is about an arm's length from my face, and I can't read the text I'm typing without my glasses on. Actually, I can't even see that there is text, just a white blur for the comment field.

You, sir, are an ass.

>>2349270,48
)*(

>>2349270,45

investment banker posted cp, and holy crap the archive archived it.

>>2349270,11
This code no longer works on 4chan. Can you give me an up to date version of that filter.

>>2348608
This has to be my favourite Aya picture.