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My girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you play Touhou". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I play shit like touhou and fate/stay night, so saying VNs is better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the otakus playing playing touhou were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

>> No.2348016

Don't forget to kick her on her way out.

>> No.2348019

>Jamal

rape her like the nigger you are

>> No.2348021

>some fat virgin.
Sadly the author has procreated. I feel sorry for her kids and husband.

>> No.2348020

>fully grown man
>18 years old
Kakkoi monogatari, aniki.

>> No.2348026

ITT: Bullshit.

>> No.2348031

Good job OP, you came to this realization, and it only took you a 15 YEAR OLD TWILIGHT FANGIRL to open your eyes..

That's fucking sad.

>> No.2348034

>How the hell do I get back at her?
You don't, sorry. She's right.

>> No.2348037

>>2348013
Touhou and VNs don't have shiny vampires so they're automatically better literature.

>> No.2348038

Best thread in /jp/ ever.

Needs a sticky forever.

>> No.2348041

Same thread a few days ago got less than 5 replies.

>> No.2348042

Hey, at least Arcueid and Remilia don't sparkle in the daylight.

>> No.2348046
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2348046

>>2348037


>>Touhou andVNs

>>Litterature

>> No.2348049

>>2348046
Compared to Twilight.

>> No.2348052

>>2348038
gb2/a/ and stay there.

>> No.2348054

>but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin
Twilight was written by a girl. There are no girl virgins over the age of 18.

>> No.2348060

>>2348041

Goes to show that /jp/'s traditionnal method of trying to prove someone wrong is placing their hands on their ears and go "lalalala I can't hear you".

>> No.2348067
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2348067

>>"Jamal, honey, you play Touhou"
>>Jamal, honey

>> No.2348068

>>2348054

Some nerd girls have standards, you know.

>> No.2348074

>>2348054
After 18 they turn into SUVs, Trucks and Airplanes, correct?

>> No.2348076

Copypasta. Delicious copypasta, but still, pasta.

>> No.2348077

>>2348054
One of my female friends lost her virginity when she was 20. And she's pretty hot.

>> No.2348078

>/jp/
>My girlfriend is 15 years old

Right, and I'm ZUN.

>> No.2348079

>>2348074

FUCK YEAH TRANSFORMERS

>> No.2348080

>>2348068
fuck off fat whore

>> No.2348081

>>2348076
>King of *

>> No.2348086

>>2348081
>Anonymous

>> No.2348088

this is all lies except the part about vns being no better than twilight

>> No.2348098

You lost to a 15 year old in an argument of preference..

>> No.2348097

>>2348088

Agreed.

>> No.2348102

I remember this thread from /mu/. What's doing in here? Oh, yeah. Re-used copypasta.

>> No.2348104

>>2348013
I believed you in the beginning, but then...
>halfway through the movie
there's no chance you'll be able to keep watching it up to half of the movie

>> No.2348112

>How the hell do I get back at her?

You don't. You both learn to accept your respective hobbies and go on with your lifes happier.

Seeing that she didn't protest when you called Twilight for what it is, she seems more grown up than you. Learn from her.

>> No.2348114

>>2348102
It has a high re-usability. If you got balls, post it on /u/, replacing Touhou with Marimite.

>> No.2348119

>>2348102
What was the girl's comeback in the /mu/ version?

>> No.2348120

>>2348114
Somebody do it.

>> No.2348127

>She even brought up how most of the otakus playing playing touhou were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.
By far the best part. Good show, old chap.

>> No.2348133

>>2348119
Seconding this.

>> No.2348134

>>2348127
Except the part where it's more like a bunch of fat yaoi fangirls spouting utter bullshit.

>> No.2348148

I FULLY GROWED MAMA I GET SEXED ALL THE TIME

>> No.2348151

This is a good thread.

>> No.2348158

Drive down the widest street in town, light her on fire, push her out of the car and change your address and phone number.

>> No.2348162

Bitch likes Twilight, something ain't right with her. Get out before you get stabbed with something that usually isn't capable of stabbing someone.

>> No.2348194

Why would you date a 15 year old? Too young to be a decent person and too old to be a loli.

>> No.2348202

The replies in here are worse than youtube comments.

>> No.2348204

xD

>> No.2348208

It's like /b/, /a/ and /v/ all went down at once!

>> No.2348209

>>2348013
Blog posts with the word "Touhou" included in the text does not make them /jp/ related.

>> No.2348233

Pasta, but hypothetically...
If you were telling her about all sorts of bullshit she didn't care about too, she was right. If you weren't, you're still the better person for not bothering the shit out of people who don't care.
And my 15 year old sister likes Twilight... hmm...

>> No.2348234

This isn't real, but hell, if she dissed Touhou, KILL THE BITCH.

>> No.2348690

>>2348233

Hmmm....

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2349187

would of thought the obvious retort would to smash her face into the curb for even considering to draw a comparison between touhou and twilight, well actually i got nothing more FUCK YEAH MAGICAL GIRL GAMES

>> No.2349201

It's a pasta guys, Don't take it seriously, /a/ cross-boarded the pasta a few hours after it was posted.

>> No.2349218

You stop posting this pasta.

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