/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big spiders make me squirm and squeal

manticore venom should be illegal.

Big wolves make me wiggle and whimper!

>>23469498
You're just turning addicts into convicts. You're not helping anyone.

Wish I could play AC with my waifu. She'd probably enjoy it, even if she won't admit it outright.

What are Manticore venom withdrawl signs?

>>23469615
Balls resembling grapefruit-sized blueberries?

>>23469615
Groveling at a manticore’s feet is a red flag

Fuzzy foxes make me frisky and fervent.

>>23469573
She might not like the whole "violence against other humans, especially other human men" part

>>23469540
Manticore venom traffickers, who forcibly harvest manticore barbs against the manticore's will, get the rope
Addicts get sent to mandatory rehab/work land

>>23469540
Taking venom junkies off the streets keeps law abiding citizens safe

>>23469573
Ace Combat? Armored Core?

>>23469723
Animal Crossing

>>23469723
I want to see a gremlin nerd out on armoured core

Demon girls playing Doom and writing erotic self-insert fanfiction about it

innawoods
see this
what do?

>>23469720
I'm sure those smirking single manticores with dripping tailpussies will feel sooooo much safer.

>>23469853
She seems to be in the middle of some form of neglect play, better leave her to the fantasy. I'd walk away and pretend I hadn't seen anything.

>>23469853
Take out that little weenie bitch gag and get her a real one.

>>23469804
I desperately want to read chuuni monstergirl self-insert fanfics. Imagine how many gloriously awful "canonical character meets a mysterious OC monster who heals his misunderstood heart" stories there would be for literally every media franchise.

The adventures of Granny White Horn and Winternubis

What's your favorite lewd MG picture of all time, the one you can always come back to fap to?

>>23469867
The trollfics could be fun too, made for blueovarying monsters.

>>23469924
>legends say if you hold a dial up modem to your ear, you can still hear the frustrated screams of thousands of monstergirl nerds reacting to the great "I'm glad to call you my best friend!" Fanfic Ending Incident of '98

I am so thirsty for more Troll lewds, what happened to Danteaxe? I hope that nothing happened to him during the pandemic, I really love his Trolls

>>23469867
Lady Donut Steel.

>>23469498
No, in fact we should legalise THEN tax the shit out of it. We needed to boost manticore marriages anyway, so this way the junkies will get married to the lonely manticores, and the economy benefits maybe! Trickle down economics WILL work this time I swear.

>>23470051
Manticores formally PUT ON NOTICE for ignoring venom! Big Trouble! The drinks are a disaster, if something happens can't blame the humans!

>>23469978
As good pale as they are tan.

>>23470051
Venom is a crutch for shitty monsters. Manticores have perfectly fine manes and ears to attract mates. They should use that instead.

>>23469978
I want to bury my face between those tits

>>23470127
>Angry spider, girtabilu and oomukade noises
And reading through the wiki to remember whether Arachne use venom, where the entry says nothing so it's unclear, I learn that there IS a real life spider that causes painful erections. Thanks nature.

>>23470127
If men can inject stuff into monsters to make them feel good, why can’t monsters return the favor? In fact, the venomless monsters are just not trying hard enough.

>>23470163
Injecting what?

>>23470180
cummy, you dummy.

>>23469540
>>23469720
>Monsters petition for Safe Injection Sites to be installed as a form of harm reduction
>By sheer coincidence the person on the other side of the one-way mirror happens more often than not to be a Manticore

What have you accomplished today, anons? Have you been practicing your writing or drawing skills?

>>23470193
That has zinc and protein. Drugs are a shitty substitute for fun.

Remember, disguising yourself in drag is completely ineffective at keeping monsters away. There's high chance that she'll tease you over it, and if she's so dense that she falls for it, she'll be extremely confused and think she became a lesbian before taking you.

Oh SNAP! Anon! You just said 2 things to your kiki that will scar her for life!

What did she do to warrant such harsh words?
How can she/you make up for it?

>>23469681
>addicts get rehab
>just a facility where single manticores go to get husbands.

>>23469978
>Danteaxe
Who?

>>23470200
Nothing today, but I don’t really have any ideas either.

>>23470163
>>venomless monsters are just not trying hard enough
>insecure kiki training under waterfalls and meditating in hopes that her milk becomes a venom-like aphrodisiac

>>23470200
I took a nap.

>>23470225
You're fired. I bought a roomba.
Roombas work on less effort.
Be more efficient than a roomba.
If the roomba gets affected by mamonobama I'm back at square one though.

>>23470200
Does getting commissions count?

>>23470200
I keep rewriting this outline in hopes that it will magically become compelling.

>>23470200
I trashed like 3 drafts worth of writing for a report

>>23470242
And a cyka blyat to you too, young lady!

>>23470259
>TFW no kiki-like Roomba tsukumogami

>>23470200
I practiced drawing lewd poses of various monstergirls

as far as other fiction
which characters would be ok with mgs and which wouldn't?

>>23470200
Practicing so far

>>23470225
>What did she do to warrant such harsh words?
She has been stealing my dirty laundry, and refused to give it back.
>How can she/you make up for it?
She can work for someone else, I'll do everything on my own.

>monsters that are just human women
Why do entries like smoke hobo and dark mage exist in MGE? They aren't really monstergirls.

>>23470383
>She can work for someone else, I'll do everything on my own.
That is how yandere maids are made, anon.

>>23470200
Yeah. Almost done with the plot plan. I just need to figure out how to bridge the beginning and the climax. Make sure characters have enough to do and give them something they're working towards so nobody's just a directionless slug

>>23469978
For me it's Nav

I wish he drew more trolls though

>>23470200
Nothing lol

>>23470200
I can't draw and haven't written anything in years. Not that I was any good back then anyway.

>>23470295
Made me think. Tsukumogami are for all objects, so what would be the real defining difference between a tsukumogami of a machine compared to an automaton? Even if it's the stuff like the weaponry the profile one has what if a metallic firearm turns into a tsukumogami? Or do tsukumogami just take human forms without the inhumanity of the automaton?

>>23470200
I've been drinking microwave tea and playing '93 DOOM all day instead of working on my drawing skills.

>>23469978
maybey he got a wife

>>23470400
Monster is more about mind set and internal workings (mamono mana) than looks, sure looks are an indicator of humanity but there's more factors than that.
Keep in mind all forms of media have pretty much portrayed vampires as something you can't really tell apart from humans unless they fuck up for the last few decades now.

>>23470400
Dark Mage fag here. I actually agree. I like them more than any other of the encyclopedia girls but they're just attractive women in fancy dress when you boil things down and I'm not sure why KC didn't at least give them elf ears or something. Hell, I've posted comms of the wife before where she wasn't wearing her hat or clothes and at least one anon understandably thought I was posting something off topic.

That said, plenty of girls in the setting a kinda low effort when you think about it. Many of the most popular undead are just blue women and several beastmen types are just women with animal ears and a tail. Still higher effort than Dark Mage though, I will admit.

>>23470400
This is the same logic as a furfag going "these aren't REAL monsters" and then posting mythical bestiality porn.

>>23470527
It's half "monster encyclopedia" and half "JRPG enemy encyclopedia" so I don't really mind. The mentality is what matters, the powers and such is just extra cuteness.

>>23470200
why would i do something productive,I've just been playing Mary Skelter 2 instead

>>23470527
It's why when I'm doing stuff with girls who are more or less just "person with magic" I give them some sort of weird skin color, or maybe some horns.

My old setting design has women who can sing magic and the develop a set of horns. My current story has someone with healing magic so I gave her white skin (white like paper) and purple lips

Fat lilim ass

>>23470200
Today I shall draw.

>>23470642
Draw kobold getting full nelsoned

>>23470634
im just reminded of that weird braceface episode, with the breast expansion.

>>23470648
I can only draw very simple and non lewd things, anon

>>23470527
How do you tell the difference between a Dark mage and a Just a regular kinky human female?

>>23470653
How simple?

>>23470666
See if they have trips like yours

>>23470666
I guess the same way the salem people did.

>>23470666
>I dunno, Ms. Cheshire, how DO you tell the difference?

>>23470666
Well, satan, that's a good question. In terms of the setting it wouldn't be hard, because no human mage will be casting nymphomancy spells everywhere. Also, few attractive mages would be going out of their way trying to fuck average looking guys like myself, so that's also a giveaway.
In terms of images and fanart? That's a tough one, because unless you put tons of gaudy heart designs all over her robe and hat (which I didn't for mine because I think it looks a bit much) then it's pretty hard to tell. I liked the profile staff though, so I kept that and changed it to her colours, but it still doesn't scream "Dark Mage".

>>23470723
But that’s for witches not mages

>>23470667
Very simple. Like just a pose or something.

>>23470764
what is even the difference?

>Ywn be worshiped and catered to by a horde of horny p'orcers in your walled p'orcish stronghold
Why live?

>>23470773
I see.

>tfw no preteen Alice

>>23471040
>TFW no Christmas cake Alice
Actually, that might be kinda nice.

>>23471080
Not into CCs, but I could see why someone who is would like a CC Alice.

>>23471040
but isn;t she already that?

>>23470200
I just got off from work, it's time for me to Lay Down and Rest.

>>23471146
Most people portray Alices as being in a bit younger range. I'd want an Alice who's perpetually in the 12-13 range.

>>23471080
I imagine her as a fusion of Alice and Titania. Maybe it's achievable if you can find a body(type) swap spell.

>>23469498
>Portals open
>Manticore venom placed on controlled substances list
>Manticores have to go to doctors regularly to have their spines plucked.
>Cia takes these and mixes the venom with heroine and sells it back to the monster population using planted dealers.
>Keeps the monster population in check and profits at the same time.

Don't act like this isn't something that would happen.

>>23469978
Rejected street fighter character.

>>23471219
I always prefer to think monster come over and win the first contact war.

Lich with braces?

>>23471204
Yeah, I'm imagining an Alice that accidentally fell into a cauldron of megamorphosis potion and now she sits around crying into her "roommates" shoulder while eating ice cream because no one will love an old lady like her. It's almost cute how you rock her heart and her world nightly but she's got that cute depression again the next morning.

It's a really minimal change.

>>23469723
Assassin's Creed

>>23471253
Dental plan!

>>23471274
She may not get her Onii-chan, but maybe she'd enjoy being called Onee-chan or Mommy, which would be the weirdest feeling to her, but not unpleasant.

>>23471239
>Implying public hysteria and religious dogma wouldn't lead to mass riots and nuclear bombardment.

Lets be honest, the portals wont open unless they either had no idea what was on the other side or enough preparations were made, and even then the risks of interdimsensional colonization outweigh the benefits until their population grows too large to sustain, and given mamanobama i dont see that ever happening on their side of things. So it isn't a matter of winning the contact war, its a matter of why would they even want to risk starting one?

If the portals open, mindflayers and kunoichi should be sent first

>>23471188
>>23471188
>12-13 range.
does it get weird if you get younger than that?

>>23471347
Clearly the solution is subversion

>>23471347
Better just to summon husbands. Mass /mgg/ isekai when?

Raise your flag!

>>23471402
I only raise my pole.

which mg best at martial arts.

>>23471415
Hinezumi

>>23471347
>implying the monsters who teleported entire continents to alternate locations wouldn't curb stomp humanity if they wanted to.
Good thing they want us alive for reproduction and companionship, we have no counter to their vast magical bullshit mary sue powers. Any humans that would just side with monsterkind would be reduced to guerilla forces at best by the end of the year.
Not to mention the effect of the normal succubus mana on humans would cause monsterization of women and turn men into incubi with a natural inclination towards monster girls. As soon as the portals open, humanity is on borrowed time.

>>23471239
>implying they can overcome the taxman

>>23471402
Flagmander needs a friend

>>23471347
That being said, I could see an "accidental" mass emigration in the form of one of their cities being transported to our world in a conveniently unoccupied space similar to the dragonborn in DnD. "OH NO some disturbance in space time transported us to your world! Ah well I guess we're stuck here." From there it would be a matter of playing the "We can't go back" card and subversive negotiations.

>>23471431
You're implying that our environment and universal laws of physics would be compatible with mamano mana corruption in the first place. Not to mention that even if it was, the mamano would be operating in an environment where their bullshit mary sue power source would be in short supply. Logistics would be the deciding factor in this case and whether or not they could infect enough area with mamanobama before government powers caught wind of what they were doing in the first place.

>>23471424
Clearly kikis are the strongest with their mastery of broomfu.

>>23471415
Standard zombies

>>23471400
Tbh, I had an idea for a story involving a fox and her hubby working for an underground child trafficking ring headed by a tanuki.

>>23471400
If only

>>23470527
Both nurari and dark mage are well drawn and sexy so its fine imo. Demon is still is best one, but they are up here.

>>23471415
Vampire mistress too cute

>>23471523
I thought martial arts in the post imply unarmed combat.

>>23471415

>>23471571
Tell that to shaolin monks.

>>23471555
I bet we'd all mellow out if we had to meet in person, but I doubt our merry band of faggot would accomplish much other than getting raped just outside of the starting town.

>>23471580
>First panel
I want the cute human priestess to do that to me!

>>23471580
i need to finish reading that.

>>23471590
But the starting town has Devil-tan working the front desk of the adventurer's guild. I'm sure she'll give me a comprehensive tutorial.

Would you and your waifu ever consider adopting a daughterfu?

>>23471415
Kakuen capoeira

>>23471635
Yes.
Which would either be a zombie or some other type of undead.
She could always use another testing subject.
Then she can do experiments like "Does having a family make you happier?" The testing period is perpetual.

>>23471635
Oh no, not after incident with the baphomet.

>>23470200
I went to sleep at six in the morning and I just woke up. I should finish pic related but I have already spent too much time polishing this turd and I already fucked up so much that trying to fix it would probably be a huge waste of time.

>>23471590
>Lilim summons the population of /mgg/ when she gets to them she finds a mass of fresh alps claiming the remaining men

>>23471679
>lich doting(in her own lich way) on a zombie
Very cute

>>23471424
>>23471415

>>23471692
Moooooooosclefiiiiiiiiiiiiiggsssss reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23471745
Why's that 教牛 so mad?

I wonder if KC will ever do a Stymphalian Harpy MG. Maybe they could be the warrior-type girl for harpies?

>>23471705
Again? Well, on to that weeb submarine crew...

>>23471761
Neet thinks he’s too cool for school

>>23471761
Anon is masturbating instead of studying again and he locked the door. So all she can do is listen angrily to the fapping.

>>23471692
Going digital with her now? I wish you luck man. Looking a lot cleaner than it was previously.

>>23471590
Gotta go full strength/willpower/endurance

>>23471830
>"Anon, let me in! It's my duty as your teacher to drain your balls so you can focus on studying!"

>>23471635
Sure! I just hope my adopted daughterfu doesn't try to make advances on me or anything, haha.

>>23471871
>"I'm draining 'em myself right now, LOL."
>"YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! I CAN HEAR IT!"

>>23471896
>When she breaks in and your computer screen is filled with rippling minotaur abs

>>23471722
This seems highly against work safety regulations.

>>23471593
But why?

>>23471629
it would be the closet thing to sex id get.

>>23471692
Why the self deprecation man? It looks pretty great and you can only get better!

>>23471415
>traditional martial arts

>>23471692
Anon that looks quite good! I love her eyes and lips with those face markings!

>>23471722
I LOVE MY DAUGHTERS, THEY ARE SO PRETTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQst2KFJRQ

A Titania would understand and gracefully accept when her little brother became too cool to hang out with her, right?

>>23472143
No. She's going full yan. It is the only path left.

>>23471386
I just like that range best for loli-like characters.

>>23469853
ask her if she's married, and if she isn't then it's time to play "tame the wolf"

>>23472168
I wonder what it's like to intentionally make retarded daughters?

>>23469720
Calm down Ronald Reagan.

>>23470242
>Q: Do you ever get any desire to prank someone, fool them, or drive them to emotions?
>A: Ah, maybe, if only to positive emotion. I don't think I have it in me to make an evil joke.
tl;dr: vodka troll is a sweetheart and won't hurt a fly.

>>23471347
>Implying public hysteria and religious dogma wouldn't lead to mass riots and nuclear bombardment.

You underestimate the appeal of waifus. No one would really oppose them bar feminists. Monsters simply offer a better deal than human governments, whatever armies the governments sent to fight them, would just surrender en masse. Domestically there would be unrest and riots by men on the government not allowing them to choose. Men from both the civil society and armed forces would just go themselves to them.

>>23469853
Keep walking.

>>23472184
Ask your waifu. I'll bet she knows.

Avoid close contact

I want to beat my daughteru up!

>>23472299
>>23472299
>I'll take trouble in the middle east for 200 alex.

>>23472336
Do not.
Actually, depending on the species she might think its some kind of play.
Go ahead anon.
Make sure to lewd her afterwards and call her trash. They get extra wet when you degrade them. Especially the elves.

>>23472324
Would this count as a standing blowjob?

>>23469853
let her loose so i can ask if she by chance knows where Aurochs chan is

Human men belong in spider webs.

>>23472386
Can I take a shota potion before I get put in a web burrito?

>>23472386
Spiders are dangerous

>>23471778
>Clothes torn to shreds by hail of feathers, then pinned down for intense breeding session
Hot.

>>23472403
Dangerously fun!

I thought furfags had a containment board.

>>23472324
Artist?

>>23470200
I’ve been and currently am doing an 11 hour shift. Essential work bites.

>>23472400
Of course, all spiders want is for you to feel GOOD after all.

>>23472386
I agree. I want to be the breeding stud for a bunch of different spidergirls!

How accepting are mgs of harems if they’re species doesn’t specifically deal with that scenario or basically how easy is it to start a harem without a bicorn nura etc?

>>23472441
I need an ochi baiken who insists that only she can give me strong heirs.

>>23472441
i'm sorry, but there's no furfaggotry here. only kemonomimi and getting buff thanks to mamonomana

>>23472477
looks like 眼魔礼

>>23472497
Monsters won't actively hit on married men but if two fall in love with the same man at the same time or if the guy is the one actively approaching a monster as another wife it can happen if you want it to.

>>23472437
I'm disappointed in the lack of writefaggotry about spiders of all flavors.

>>23471400
It’s been happening the whole time. Why else do you think our numbers are dwindling? Adrian was taken last week.

>>23469978
>Troll learns of the "Troll Hole."
>She goes online thinking it's an exotic strip club for Trolls
>Turns out it is just a museum
>Angry Troll letters to that place and lawsuits for "False Advertising."

Not bullshitting, there literally is a place called that in Ohio.

>>23472518
p.s.: that jaguar head on the dude is actually a mask, he is a pro wrestler
have another jag as an apology for the possible confusion

>>23472377
I think so

This is also what long tongued monstergirls would do when you're about to defeat her in fighting games

>>23472497
A monster's top priority is her husband's happiness. If he wants another girl to join them and he still loves her, then I imagine most monsters wouldn't mind harems. Unless you imagine them as having jealous or possessive personalities.

>>23472322
Damn son, that insult was fire

>>23472542
Without a Bicorn/Nura the max would be 2 monstergirls loving the same man.

Possessive monstergirls would compete with others to become anon's #1 waifu instead of a typical yandere end.

>>23472566
>Without a Bicorn/Nura the max would be 2 monstergirls loving the same man.
Tell that to my harem of three girls that don't include a bicorrn or nura in anyway.

>>23472529
I plan on helping to alleviate this problem shortly, suggestions for scenarios are appreciated.

>>23472613
Kakuend

Big blank oni

>>23472611
Ushi-Oni anniversary

>>23472613
Curse those filthy monkeys playing to my face sitting fetish.

>>23472613
>Meanwhile, in the Mist Continent...

>>23472611
Spider girl overcoming her agoraphobia.

>>23472634
Bigger, beefier Onis! Like Yuugi.

>>23472683
Strongfat onis are best onis.
Strong enough to protect, soft enough to snug

>>23472683
If only finding a fun, tall girl with arms twice as thick as mine was easy.

>>23472566
I don’t think there a limit on a non bicorn/nura harem if a guy pursue it and his wife/s are fine with it,it could go above two

>>23472688
The sturdiest of monsters, able to carry multiple babies in their wombs with ease.

>>23472613
My favorite species

>female: femdom, monster_girl, nakadashi
>male: rape, sole_male, mind_break

>>23472720
Exactly.
Built to both carry and bare large amounts of daughterus.

What about small onis, like Suika? They could still smash walls down like nothing.

>>23472651
Praise Panda.

>>23471635
Already have!

Watch the mage, or you'll de-age.

>>23472532
I would kill to visit the Troll hole

>>23472497
Mamono mana contrives circumstances around your fetishes.

I'd rather a Shirohebi cosplaying as a Viper.

>>23472531
Well then when is it going to be my turn? Druella dammit, I'm tired

>>23472793
>Anon says hi to a female passerby
>she uses her tongue to drag him back to her and squeezes him until he apologizes

Wine is the classy way to get drunk.

A mansion of many meaty maids.

>>23472947
The Gold and Silver Kiki Combo!

>>23472947
A mansion of poorly adjusted feral kikis that beat the shit out of anything that bleeps bloops or dings.

I can't be the only one that fantasizes about a survivalist kiki feeding injured hikers mouth to mouth. Right?

>>23472947
Where is my Troll maid?

>>23472945
Classy way to get drunk, but not so classy when you are drunk, and definitely not when you finally sober up.

>>23472945
It’s not classy when you’re drinking it from a box and watching the big race.

>>23472984
Fresh out. Make a request to Maid Services.

>>23472947
My comrade.
They may not start that way but they must eventually be that meaty.

>>23472987
Cute winegoat is for helping in her morning after hangover.

>>23472168
There is absolutely nothing wrong with domestication. It benefits both parties.

>>23472995
I got an actual bottle

Would you a skunk MG?

>>23472987
It’s always classy to wake up with a goat under you

>>23473003
>They may not start that way but they must eventually be that meaty.

>new, slim maid's first day on the job
>notices all of the other maids have a certain body type
>head maid tells her not to worry about it and to enjoy working and living in the mansion, especially the her high class cooking
>weeks later, the maid has gotten used to the job and is teaching a new maid the ropes, but the new girl can't keep her eyes off of her meaty curves
>gives the new girl a coy smile and tells her not to worry
>she'll fit in with the rest of the staff in no time, just like she did

>>23473019
Or on top of you with your morning wood still plugging her up

>>23473016
I have smelled that smell way too many times in my life to feel comfortable or aroused near that ass

>>23472983
A healthy amount of fear creates a main-master relationship built on respect. And fear.

>>23473016
Only if it functions like a High Orc's musk.

How do you make sure your daughteru stops picking on the neighbor boy

>>23473053
Pretty much.
Soft maids are the best way to welcome a weary master.
That and its better for childbearing, a duty all maids are expected to enact.

>>23473060
>did you ever finish last night? Hmm... let’s just say you ow me one, alright?

>>23472945
I'd just prefer not to.

>>23472377
She’s obviously sitting on a bench

>>23473089
Everyday life it that mansion would be so great.
>pregnant maids going about whatever duties they can still do without their gravid bellies getting in the way
>sometimes talking with each other while rubbing their stomach happily, or with non-pregnant maids who hope Master puts a daughter in them soon
>they sometimes joke about how pregnancy will just make them meatier for Master
>some maids are on rotation caring for the little ones in the nursery, breastfeeding from their milk-heavy tits
>one of the more senior maids teaches all the daughters how to be proper maids for when they leave the mansion to find Masters of their own
>one or two maids can often be found "tending" to Master's needs

>>23473161
Exactly.
And each kiki a unique color or hair style.
A soft and welcoming mansion.

>>23472337
Trouble in the Middle East exists because a lot of people in the ME have no hope for their life. Its a life of poverty for most. People recruited for terrorist organizations have nothing else going for them. They have no means to live out of the organization, even if they do, they will be hunted down by the West. Waifus solve all of that.

>>23473161
More
MORE

>>23472770
>Dark Mages are all shotacons

I don't now how this started, but I approve.

>>23471347
The thing about MGE and the DL's plan is that humans can't really prevent it in any way. It's designed to prey upon the flaws of both humanity and the world. A human man who finds there's very few available human women will collapse like a house of cards when an attractive single lady expresses clear desire for him and him alone. A girl dying of an incurable disease and an old woman who wishes she were young again would both jump at the chance to remake themselves. A man, heartbroken by his wife's infidelity, finds himself being approached by someone who by design offers undying loyalty and affection. There's a million different examples of this, but the underlying message is the same: be/marry a monster and all your troubles will go away.

Now, do you think a plan like that would succeed or fail in our current world?

Clipping issues aside I figured out how MMD motions work, unlimited power is mine. Can your wife dance?

Help my friend and I entered a shoggoth corrupted home and now him and her are all lovey dovey can I go home now? Also what’s a creative way to interrupt their honeymoon and ask him to drive me home since we took his car?

Long time lurker, first time contributin'

https://pastebin.com/WSD6cNiC

>>23473281
That's great!

>>23473161
Those older kikis better be wearing glasses and teaching those mini kikis the essentials.

>>23473267
Succeed, only leg order fags have to stand on to deny monster girls is because they can’t have boys yet

>>23473299
Go ahead and take his car. He doesn't need it anymore. He'll be getting an upgrade as soon as he needs it.

>>23473087
I tell her to stop but her mom keeps encouraging her

>>23473085
You know full well it would. The alternative is bubble slime, but that's functionally the same for anyone balling her.

>>23473087
Get the neighborhood boy /fit/ and help him stand up for himself.

>>23473347
And, arguably the whole "not human anymore" thing. It's a crock of bull to me, but it might be useful for zealots and the already religious.

>>23473267
>do you think a plan like that would succeed or fail in our current world?
https://youtu.be/9Qs3GlNZMhY

>>23472984

>>23473219
More indeed. More daughterus.
>every once in awhile, there is a special day when all the non-pregnant maids gather together in a room with Master for an entire day of non-stop breeding until every single one of them has a bun in their ovens
>the pregnant maids who are still working sometimes pass by the room and hear all the lewd sounds of raw breeding taking place and ufufu to themselves while rubbing their bellies, telling the babies in their wombs that they'll have some little sisters on the way after they're born
It's tiring but rewarding work making sure all your servants are well bred.
>>23473331
Of course. And when those mini kikis become not so mini, they'll be taught "bedroom etiquette and duties."

>>23473016
go back to /vg/ and /mggg/ skunkfag.

>>23473347
Well no. Monsters in human society would be cause enormous cultural issues, one of them being the inevitable and violent clash between human women and monsters for a rapidly dwindling supply of human males. Consider this story:

https://archive.is/MfB0J

When this was originally posted people found it hilarious, and it was obviously written with humor in mind. But the underlying message tells of at least one group that would be very, very miserable in MGE. Not to mention gay people and lesbians but that's a whole other topic.

>>23473401
They'll probably be informed on how to use their fuller figures to their full potential.
Fatter asses and bigger busts certainly have their advantages.

>>23473299
You can't interrupt it. Any objects you use will either be intercepted and eliminated by the shog, or incorporated into the acts. Too much disruptive behavior an you will forcibly be removed. The fact that you're still there shows that the shog doesn't notice you. As >>23473348 said, you should be fine to steal his car, as the shog will replace it for him whether you do or not - if you steal it, it'll still exist, at least. Also, if any excess shog slime starts dripping, bottle it up and sell it to your local alchemist or biomancer. A fresh sample like that is good for some potions, or artificial synthesis of parasite shog.

>>23473303
Always nice reading something from a new author! Very promising stuff so far, keep at it man.

>>23473087
Bring out the baby photos

>>23473243
Big sisters take care of little brothers

>>23473396
The key difference is consent, even if it may be dubious consent. Potential incubi choose to have monster wives, even if they didn't consent during their first romp in the hay, they will inevitably fall to the incomparable pleasure given by the monster girl.

For human women, monsterization is almost always stated to be done as a personal favor outside of the extremist faction, and even human women who are corrupted by other means such as eating the wrong thing or staying in the wrong place are driven to have sex by their own increasing libido before becoming monsters, rather than just turning into monsters.

>>23473243
Note to self: Avoid Dark Mages. Any correspondences with Dark Mages must be made remotely. Anything received from a Dark Mage must be thrice screened - first thaumaturgically through ritual analysis spells, then psychically through use of Mind Flayer serum to enter a controlled fugue, then physically through use of construct sentries.

>>23473442
That's cute embarrassing your daughter with her cute baby pics. I wonder which momsters like to scrapbook

Would monstergirls have a thing for human male super villains in the same way some of us have a thing for monstergirl villainesses? What sort of male super villains would even work in a monstergirl world?

>>23473303
>Stereotypical crass and assholish MC that insults monster girls with hollow threats while constantly repeating he’s unlovable
I kid writefag, and it’s actually been awhile since I’ve seen a story written with an MC like that since 2017. I hope you continue it and better write in some actual lewd scenes and not him escaping his pelvis crushing each time one of the girls takes the lead, hell if you wanna really surprise people write him taking the lead

>>23473487
I mean, maybe, so long as they don't meet "scum of the earth" qualifications. I imagine antiheroes would be huge, though. It's a bad boy and healing all in one.

>>23473487
I'd be a part-time villain so the magical girls in the sabbath have something to do.

>>23473487
Villains need subordinates and monster girls would be perfect, sure you could rely solely on humans and get away with more heinous acts but most likely they’re just after power, wealth, that cute heroine, etc. and monsters are just baseline more powerful than humans, baring heroes, and it’d be pretty easy to get monster girl recruits if you just promise them husbands, gold, or just a challenge.

what kind of monster has a cave lair behind a waterfall?

>>23473611
Sahu

>>23473430
>artificial synthesis of parasite shog.
Hot, but what kind of person would do this?

>>23473430
>Too much disruptive behavior an you will forcibly be removed
I know shogs are usually courteous and refined, but has anyone dealt ever interrupted a shoggoth and her husband’s alone time? Due to the fact that the walls are probably melting, the floor is turning into quicksand and the ceiling raining I’m sure this probably something out of Death Stranding, and if the anon is noticed, which is likely, I don’t think the shoggoth will be too happy, he’d be lucky to even get a rough shape of her pointing him towards the exit and most likely dealing with a mass of tentacles forcibly dragging him into the darkness till he awakes outside with the keys to the car and a note telling him she hope he had a great time here

>>23473487
They'd only take female villains seriously.
Guys would more commonly be the sexy subordinate or the stylish fop who battles magical boys.

How about an evil villain guy that gets stalked by a valkyrie that can "sense the justice in him"

>>23473765
I Hope she eventually narrows it down to my crotch and nuzzles it with her face. Then doing the "test" to make sure her suspicious are correct.

>>23473442
>>23473483
>Wendimom showing her scrapbook to Wendi-chan's boyfriend
>"And this one is little Wendi-chan when she was 3 months old, look at her gnaw on her meaty squeak toy, so cute!"
>Wendi-chan sees what's happening and freezes in horror
>Wendi-chan.exe has stopped working

>>23472386
They belong wrapped up in the arms and tails of fox girls.

>wake up before 6 AM for no reason
Be productive with all that extra time today?
Naaahhhh

>>23473765
I wonder what being kidnapped by a good girl is like.

>>23473487
Probably.

All I known is my waifu fancies herself a first-class supervillain if you push her on it. Not that she ever does anything villainous. Or super-ish. Other than the magic and the laughing.

>>23473819
Wendi-chan no!

Karasu Chan's doujin about a tentacle Futakuchi-onna got translated to English. For those who are interested.

>>23473824
It can always be both

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep your daughter's morale up now that she has to stay in.

>>23473878
Does she? There's always the backyard, you know.

>>23473872
Poor wendi-chan.
She's stiff as a board and stuck on just 'aaaaaaaa-'
This happens a lot, though.
Silly wendi-chan.

>>23473885
>Smol monster girl looking at the neighbor boy

>>23473872
Small wendis are cute.
Big Wendis are terrifying.

>>23473899
If we places the neighbor boy inside a plastic bubble maybe she can roll him around?

>>23473824
I'd rather a spider than a fox.

Based on my research, spiders are skillful, safe, and kind despite their appearance.

Foxes are a mixed bag, but tend to be simplistic and predictable in their teasing. Furthermore, by and large they cannot be trusted.

>>23473303
Could use a little more proof reading, but all in all I liked it. Can't wait to see more

>>23473915
>Neighbor boy screaming in the bubble as kephri daughterus carry him off.

>>23473936
They're attracted to big balls, huh.

>>23473498
There's a reason I went with Rape-Machine Monsters, Anon.

Help I've been enslaved by dark elves, how do I start a revolt and escape from S&M land?

>>23474029
I'll research a spell that lets me switch places with you.

>>23474029
The best way to revolt is to not revolt, they'll never expect that

>>23473303
There's always something reassuring about a manticores smile.

>>23473617
perfect

Serval girls are Long and Cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPvGNE0J87Y

>>23473397
I want to devour that hot pie, then finish off with desert!

>>23474102
Poor birbs have to live in constant fear of death with that monster around

>>23473873
That was a good mom.

>>23473819
>Wendi-chan is just jealous of her 3 month old self getting that meat all to herself

Make sure the monster under your bed pays her share of the rent this month.

>>23473872
the sound of perseverance

>>23474179
The award for 'Coolest Onee-san' goes to...

>>23474179
Only just now noticed the petrified guy on the subway

A unique non-wonderland hatter

>>23474230
So not a hatter?
Just some mushroomwhore

>>23474230
A long-lived shroom

>>23474230
The Hatter Witch of the the Wonderland Woods!

>>23474213
Don't have worry about monsters under your bed if your Onee-san is the monster under your bed.

>>23474179
>Soda on the floor
My inner movie theater worker is autistically screaming cause that's just a recipe for disaster

>>23473599
Just sic them on a few order paladins, female or otherwise. They'll stay busy for a bit.

>>23474179
If I couldn't get an MGE monster girl,
something this would be my next choice.

>>23474269
by 'something to do' I meant them wiping the floor with me and fucking me into submission on around a biweekly basis.
I like being smalltime.

>>23474276
Me personally I'd take a One Piece mermaid.

>>23474290
I mean, that's about the same treatment the paladins would get, really. Maybe you could team up with them to form an ultimate ineffective superuselessgroup.

>>23474293
I see handlebars for sharkteeth irrumatio.

I wonder how often the members of the order living on fringes of the order territory get captured by monster girls

>>23474310
I'm not really a team player.

>>23474340
The bickering will be part of your charm.

I wonder if monsters have to go through training before adopting a human boy to make sure they are ready for that kind of responsibility. I wonder if there's a course on how momsters should properly lewd their sons.

>>23474390
>It’s a honeypot course and enrollment means disqualification
Despite being clearly superior, harm reduction policy is hard to pass politically in MGEland as well.

How do I deal with a yandere cursed sword?

>>23474409
But what about the ones who adopt a human boy then develop more than motherly feelings for him? They might lewd him all wrong. They need to be educated on the best ways of become their son's woman.

>>23474432
Put your sword in her sheath.

>tfw you will never use arcane book learning to turn a big, strong amazon into your cute, submissive housewife
What is a wizard to do?

>>23474447
Thanks, anon, now how do I tell my childhood friend I'm married to my sword?

>>23474479
Become a warlock and maintain a harem of summoned demons and devils

>>23474483
Give the sword to your childhood friend. Now they are one and the same. Problem solved.

>>23474483
Stick your sword in her sheathe.

>>23473416
Dude, human women are always complaining about how men are so filthy, harassment and even cat calling, to the point some of then want to make it fucking illegal. There is also a study that shows women find like 80% of men ugiy.

Why would they care? If anything they should cheer monsters.

>>23474479
>turn a big, strong amazon into your cute, submissive housewife
Cringe.

>>23474487
>devils keep trying to make you sign over rights to your soul (and your dick) for promises of power
>demons will just try to rape you at a moments notice with no concern as to anything else that might be going on

>>23474506
I think you mean cute.

>>23474493
I'd rather dual wield than to lose one of them.

>>23474493
>>23474495
Wow, who knew I just had to stick my sword into everything to fix all my problems?

>>23474518
But you don't lose one of them. You just give the sword to her and they fuse together into a single waifu that's half sword, half childhood friend.

>>23474527
>t. every adventurer

>>23474553
Does she have a quest?

>>23474527
It really is the answer to life's problems.
>Angry lich? Dick
>Parasite Slime infested nun Convent? Dick
>Extremist Mamano Patrol? Dick
>Orc Warband? Dick
>Zombie Horde? Dick

>Look back at my paste
>See so many typoes

Older writefriends, how do you deal with the pain?

>>23474102

>>23474564
>NEW QUEST: Defeat the mountain oni

>>23474580
Those drunk, unwashed Zipangese Ogres? No problem!

>>23474580
Do I get to interpret what "defeat" means, or do I have to fight her. Because my definition of defeat is stuffing her with as many daughters as possible so she can't raid villages anymore.

>>23474568
Just move on, man. The you of the past isn't you anymore. You can recognize your mistakes, so learn from them!

I want to make several large deposits into a tanuki's womb.

>>23474502
Men will stop paying attention to them if monstergirls were eager to love them.

>>23474502
>There is also a study that shows women find like 80% of men ugiy
Could I see this study?
Although I do think it makes a little sense, a shit ton of men never groom or keep up with their hygiene in even the slightest sense.
>human women are always complaining about how men are so filthy, harassment and even cat calling
These are valid complaints.

>>23474629
Why is this a problem? They are always complaining about men paying attention to them.

>>23474641
> harassment and even cat calling
Why is it okay for women to do it to me then? I'm not complaining but still, seems kinda hypocritical.

>>23474564
Yes

>>23473633
I would. I don't know about anyone else, but I'd use samples of shog to produce artificial parasite shogs. I'd need some test subjects for my mass-produced parashogs, though. But I'm sure I could find some extremists who appreciate my cause. Or, at least, with convergent goals.

>>23473710
Interrupting a shoggoth's alone time with her husband is the number one reported cause of people willingly getting their mind wiped by a flayer.

>>23474672
>Why is it okay for women to do it to me then
It isn't? no one is saying it is besides some rare crazies best ignored and not relevant to this discussion.

>>23474697
Thing is all I hear is women complaining about men when in my life the only experiences of groping have been the other way around.

>>23474709
>my life the only experiences of groping have been the other way around
Your experiences aren't universal, men sexually assault women (and even other man) more frequently than vice versa
However even if it is rarer it should be taken serious if you yourself have been sexually assaulted by a woman.

>>23474720
Every little thing is literally rape these days. It's dumb.

>>23474670
Because it'll mean monstergirls will start to encroach on their territory.

>>23474733
>Every little thing is literally rape these days
This is a strawman and a false one made my manchildren who are sad they can't act like annoying assholes without criticism.

>>23474685
>I would
I commend your studies into the Parasite Slimes and Variants! I would be willing to allow you to study my own Pslime and Pshog wives to figure out the synthesis.
>I'd need some test subjects for my mass-produced parashogs, though.
I am sure the extremists would provide some human women. My wives church would be willing to put an advert to be tested on as well!

>>23474745
>calling the victim an annoying asshole
I thought victim-blaming was a bad thing? Or is that only when men do it?
This is dumb. Why are you talking about it?

>>23474751
I would, at first, need specimen samples. A large number of slime samples from a large number of slimes, both parasite and not. Artificial slime synthesis - especially one as unusual as a variant shog - would require a deep, fundamental understanding of the physical, elemental, and thaumaturgic properties of slime. And I wouldn't be surprised if some of the test subjects ended up "unsuccessful" - that is, just monsterizing into a full slime, or a "demislime" whose body has patches of slime traits. But I certainly wouldn't mind keeping test subjects who get curious about my work, or are eager to help, a little closer.

>>23474779
I didn't call any victim an annoying asshole you retard, stop with fake "gotcha" arguments because you got BTFO for your manchild strawman argument about how you're not allowed to be a creep anymore.

>>23474641
He’s referring to a study done on OKCupid where they conducted a survey that found women rate 80% of men as below average in terms of looks or something like that. It’s a fairly infamous study on the internet. Many people twist themselves into pretzels trying to justify this like you did instead of facing the bleak truth that most people don’t give a shit about men.

>>23474790
>having women grope my ass is being a creep
See what I meant about it being okay when women do it? You're just reinforcing my original view with your attitude.
I'm done talking to you now. Let's stick to posting them girls.

>>23474733
You want to know who don't rape?

Dorfs.

>>23472386
Wrong

>>23474794
First of all any study done using a dating site is automatically bullshit and should not be taken at face value for all relationships
Secondly "twist themselves into a pretzel" what pretzel? saying that men don't groom or keep up with their hygiene being pretty common is a fact, if you don't think so you're clearly a slob
Thirdly it isn't fairly infamous because it isn't really used a lot, probably due to the fact that it's unreliable
Fourth "most people don't give a shit about men" Can you imagine being such a crybaby that you ignore how shit on women are all over the world constantly for hundreds of years and think that men are the oppressed ones due to a god damn okcupid 'study'
>>23474800
>having women grope my ass is being a creep.
Where did I say that? keep up with the conversation, I said the guy who said "Every little thing is called rape now a days" is the creep, nowhere in that sentence was ass grabbing brought up, you admit i'm right when you blatantly try to misrepresent my words for a simple "gotcha"

>>23474832
No matter how often you dorfpost, I'm still not becoming a toddlercon.

>>23474641
>>23474641

https://techcrunch.com/2009/11/18/okcupid-inbox-attractive/

>According to the study, they rate a whopping 80% of men on the site as ‘below average’.

>>23474800
I need to double reply to really nail it in, point to me where in
>Every little thing is literally rape these days
Ass grabbing is brought up? you're a god damn idiot and your gotcha argument failed. this is why no one takes mra's seriously, they can't argue and are dumb as a sack of bricks.

>>23474839
> I said the guy who said "Every little thing is called rape now a days" is the creep,
Yes, that's me. You've been talking to me all this time. You're calling me a creep because I've had multiple different women harass me.
You can now have the last word.

>>23474850
>https://techcrunch.com/2009/11/18/okcupid-inbox-attractive
> And perhaps more telling: women don’t seem to be opposed to actually contacting these men that they’ve just deemed unattractive
Read your own god damn study you fucking moron.

>>23474832
You know who else doesn't rape? A well-maintained Holst.

>>23474859
>You're calling me a creep because I've had multiple different women harass me.
No i called you a creep because you said "Every little thing is called rape"
Learn to read.
Yes you are a creep, if you think "everything is called rape" you are a creep, you aren't a creep for being ass grabbed, but for thinking everything is called rape, this isn't hard to grasp.

>>23474839
> First of all any study done using a dating site is automatically bullshit and should not be taken at face value for all relationships
Because...why?
>saying that men don't groom or keep up with their hygiene being pretty common is a fact, if you don't think so you're clearly a slob
Then am I allowed to say most women are gold digging whores who just want you for their money? Or are you the only one allowed to use stereotypes?
> Thirdly it isn't fairly infamous because it isn't really used a lot, probably due to the fact that it's unreliable
It’s used plenty, in fact it’s pretty much the go to argument for anyone trying to prove a point about women, alongside divorce initiation rates.
> Fourth "most people don't give a shit about men" Can you imagine being such a crybaby that you ignore how shit on women are all over the world constantly for hundreds of years and think that men are the oppressed ones due to a god damn okcupid 'study'
You need to brush up on what oppression means, because it’s the exact opposite of not giving a shit about someone.

>>23474869
I'd rather take the dorf than a holst.

>>23474869
You won't even need to milk them as much once you start breeding them!

>>23474883
>Because...why?
If you can't tell then you're a lost cause
>Then am I allowed to say most women are gold digging whores who just want you for their money
It doesn't really matter what I say in response to this since you clearly already think it anyway, so you just keep being you.
>It’s used plenty
Not really, you really need to step outside your safe space once in a while
>trying to prove a point about women
It does prove a point about women, they will contact a man on a dating app even if they think he's unattractive, of course misogynists conveniently ignore that part weirdly enough
>You need to brush up on what oppression means
Projection.

>don't like oppai
>don't like paizuri
>don't like milk and rarely consume any dairy at all
>don't like living in rural areas
How sad would a Holstaur be if she met me?

>>23474941
Probably not very because she could sense as much and would push the issue. You could probably become friends though. Cows are very amicable creatures if taken care of.

>>23474911
>If you can't tell then you're a lost cause
I'm not the one dismissing an empirical study.
>It doesn't really matter what I say in response to this since you clearly already think it anyway, so you just keep being you.
Oh wonderful we have a mind reader on the board. Perhaps you can put that talent to use elsewhere
>It does prove a point about women, they will contact a man on a dating app even if they think he's unattractive, of course misogynists conveniently ignore that part weirdly enough
They ignore it because it doesn't fit into their idea of how the world works. Much like somebody ignoring a study for much the same reasons.
>Projection.
Projecting what? Controlling someone through cruelty and not giving a shit about them are fundamentally incompatible, and anyone who confuses the two does not understand the terms.

>>23474953
That's good, at least. As much as I wouldn't want a Holst wife, I wouldn't want to make a random mamono sad by my presence. And given how meek Holsts tend to be, I could pretty easily wingman her over to a guy much more suited to her.

>>23474029
Dark elves unironically deserve to be turned into emotionless husks. They abuse themselves and others for the lust of sensation, so as punishment their senses are taken away and they can now only feel nothing.

This person is trolling, you fool(s).

Nobody is actually stupid and ignorant enough to not know about the basic evolutionary pressure behind the sexual selection behaviour that led to the results of the "80% study". This person is only playing the fool to dupe you into inane arguments.

Neither is anyone so willfully ignorant as to ignore how radicalized the concept of rape culture has become. Unless they're trolling, of course.

Speaking of rape culture, do you all reckon that Eros and the Fallen God would have disagreements on the acceptability of "proactive dating"? Would either care enough to try to impose their view when their followers happen to geographically overlap?

>>23475001
>Neither is anyone so willfully ignorant as to ignore how radicalized the concept of rape culture has become.
There are people who to this day still think Aziz Ansari did something wrong.

Well I say!

>>23474941
just have to find the right cow

>>23474956
Ok so you're a lost cause, got it.
>Oh wonderful we have a mind reader on the board
I mean it's pretty obvious, you're from /r9k/ so it's pretty safe to say you thought it already.
>They ignore it because it doesn't fit into their idea of how the world works
That they is pretty flimsy there partner, you might as well say "us" as you clearly are in that group.
>Much like somebody ignoring a study for much the same reasons
But it does fit my world view, in fact it shockingly made me even more confident in it, so thanks for that. don't know who this "somebody" is but tell them to cut it out.
>>23475001
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS TROLLING
Cope.
>Nobody is actually stupid and ignorant enough to not know about the basic evolutionary pressure behind the sexual selection behaviour
Literally what the fuck are you on about.
>Neither is anyone so willfully ignorant as to ignore how radicalized the concept of rape culture has become
All concepts are radicalized, every belief as some crazies, ignore them, this isn't a fucking high school cliche you don't get your ideals from which side has the coolest people.
Rape culture is very much a real thing.

>>23475047
I mean, if she's small-breasted, milkless, and non-rural, cow might as well just be an aesthetic. I'd much prefer to stay platonic with any bovine girls I encounter.

>>23472007
>physical contact with cute tsundere human priestess
That's why.

>>23475083
Can't you just get a hug instead?

>>23474502
>human women are always complaining about how men are so filthy, harassment and even cat calling
That's just sour grapes from feminist women. They're just jealous that only numales want them and most other men pretend she doesn't exist.

>>23475051
>Ok so you're a lost cause, got it.
Again, I'm not the one dismissing an empircal study because it goes against my narrative. If either of us is the lost cause it's you.
>I mean it's pretty obvious, you're from /r9k/ so it's pretty safe to say you thought it already.
Well considering you're wrong it's not at all safe to say. Also ad-hominems are a fallacy for a reason.
>That they is pretty flimsy there partner, you might as well say "us" as you clearly are in that group.
I said "them" because I'm not a mysogynist. Or rather, I don't hate women anymore than I hate anyone else. Last I checked you're some random internet nobody, so I doubt you know me better than I know myself.
>But it does fit my world view, in fact it shockingly made me even more confident in it, so thanks for that. don't know who this "somebody" is but tell them to cut it out.
Alright I will. Cut it out and admit a study is not invalid because it comes from a dating site.