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>> No.2347310

>>2347304
No, it's not okay to lie today.

>> No.2347313

>>2347304
I'm pretty, famous, rich and happy.

>> No.2347316

That's a lie.

>> No.2347318

Otome Function is out

>> No.2347321

You're not cute tewi.

>> No.2347323

>>2347318
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=56786

K-on! Is out!

>> No.2347324

But you do that every day.

>> No.2347325

April 1st is official Tewi day

>>23472318
;_; that's just wrong

>> No.2347328

>>2347321

you take that back!

>> No.2347329

I have a fetish for pubic hair and watermelon breasts.

>> No.2347330

>>2347304

EVERYBODY WILL DIE AND I WILL SEE YOU IN THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL.

>> No.2347331

>>2347329
I recommend you the Nippon Onna Heroine Series!

>> No.2347332

>>2347330
But that's not a lie.

>> No.2347333
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>> No.2347341
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>>2347333
You called?

>> No.2347344

This board is the best board on 4chan.

>> No.2347350
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>>2347344

>> No.2347351
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>>2347341

>> No.2347352

Shouldn't Tewi only tell the truth on April 1st...

>> No.2347362
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2347362

Don't worry guys I'm sure we'll all have happy and successful lives, moot loves us, and we have many things to look up to!

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>>2347351
Wolf... *drool*

>> No.2347376

I'm really successful in life.

>> No.2347382
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>>2347368

>> No.2347384
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>>2347368

>> No.2347387
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2347387

African Bird cooking pasta.

>> No.2347390
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2347390

I'm a girl.. REALLY!! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!

>> No.2347393

I love Japan. Period.

>> No.2347395

>>2347390

i think you are telling a lie!

>> No.2347398

I love semicolons. Period.

>> No.2347402

The correct pronunciation of Tewi is "Too-wee".

>> No.2347404

I'm happy about my biological gender.

>> No.2347405

>>2347362
Angry Pacman eating cheese.

>> No.2347406

Its my sisters birthday today.

>> No.2347409

I'm a shitty poster and I post too much

>> No.2347410
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>>2347382

>> No.2347412

I've always had a well-paying job and I was never a NEET.

>> No.2347417
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2347417

>>2347304

>> No.2347419

I am lying.

>> No.2347420

I have a vagina.

>> No.2347432

I'm not really a virgin. I used to be a shotacon/lolicon in real life. I banged over a thousand of shotas. I fapped to a loli one time. I put my sperm on her asscheeks.

>> No.2347433
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2347433

>>2347417


i am the real cirno

>> No.2347438
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2347438

>>2347417
>>2347433
no i am

>> No.2347440
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2347440

This is why NEETs live on earth.

>> No.2347443

I'm not cool.

>> No.2347464

I am not addicted to marijuana in any way, shape, or form, and am not a weeaboo.

>> No.2347470
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2347470

I AM A DILIGENT HARDWORKING DOOR GUARD!!

>> No.2347471
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2347471

Today is my girlfriend's birthday, she is 20 now. Picture related.

>> No.2347484
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I'm 100% pure virgin

>> No.2347489
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2347489

Youmu is a slut.

>>2347412
Yep, and I'm your waifu.

>> No.2347490

OP IS NOT A FAG

>> No.2347495
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2347495

BREAKING NEWS!!!

ZUN FINALLY ADMITS HE'S JUST QUIT DRINKING BEER AND CALLED IT DEVIL'S PEE. NOW HE STARTED TO DRINK WHISKEY INSTEAD.

>> No.2347496

>>2347490

i disagree

>> No.2347497

I have a penis and I like other men.

>> No.2347504

>>2347489
>Yep, and I'm your waifu.
>ZUN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................................
.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZUN, you're my enemy now. And I hate you.

>> No.2347516

>>2347504

ITT I may or may not be lying.

>> No.2347518

>>2347504
But I'm your waifu too.

>> No.2347520

I like Meru and I want to marry her.

>> No.2347536
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2347536

I'M A GOOD GIRL.

>> No.2347538
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2347538

Who wants to be part of my harem? You must like getting whipped often, wearing leather, and sucking my toes.

>> No.2347543

>>2347518
I want to fuck diz ass.

>> No.2347551
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2347551

>>2347538

Stop it Ojou-sama!. You know I doesn't like to wearing this lather clothes..

>> No.2347556

>>2347551
wow, did you get that from deviantart?

>> No.2347568
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2347568

This image has been photoshopped.

>> No.2347571

I actually respect Tewi's ability to lie so well.

I am actually being honest here.

>> No.2347577

>>2347568
no it hasn't newfag. it was on japanese tv

>> No.2347591

>>2347568
>>2347577
Actually, it was photoshopped. The original image was of a dog jumping through seven flaming hoops.

>> No.2347594
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2347594

I know how to jam my p0n0s into a woman's vag00 like a pro.

>> No.2347606
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2347606

i act cool like this all the time

>> No.2347618
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2347618

>>2347538
Sounds good. I'd love to be part of your harem.

>> No.2347625

I have a girlfriend
;_;

>> No.2347628

>>2347518
your not a slut.

>> No.2347642
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2347642

I can make a CHANGE. TRUST ME, I CAN.

>> No.2347659
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2347659

I has a lot and lots of good friend,I'm not lonely after all. And I don't leak poop!

>> No.2347669
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>> No.2347672

>>2347669

But that's not a lie.

>> No.2347674

>>2347672

im pretty sure she doesnt know how to lie

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2347686

This thread is hilarious

also bright wizards and pyros need no balancing at all

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>> No.2347697
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>>2347417
Superior.

>> No.2347705
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2347705

>>2347689

>> No.2347722

>>2347433
I lost... (no joke)

But I do have three boobs

>> No.2347725
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2347725

I'm BIGGER than Jesus!!

>> No.2347735
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everyone is of pure blood

>> No.2347740
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>>2347705
Sure is undead zombie now.

>> No.2347746

>>2347740
>undead zombie with tits

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2347753

hic! I'm never drink alcohol hic! only tea... hic!

>> No.2347758

>>2347725
And stay dead.

>> No.2347783
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an average day at the Hakurei shrine

>> No.2347791

>>2347783

Sex or Drug party right!?

>> No.2347799
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2347799

>>2347791
>Sex party

That would be the other shrine.

>> No.2347803
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2347803

She's a vegetarian and friendly towards humans.

>> No.2347858

I hate you Tewi

>> No.2347878
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2347878

Yukkuri are exist.

>> No.2347881
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>>2347858

>> No.2347952
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>>2347878
But... but... they're not fat...

>> No.2347975

I love you guys. You're so funny.

>> No.2347979

>>2347471
FFFFFFFFFFF-
THAT'S MY SISTER!

>> No.2347982

This thread is amazing and Tewi is the the best Touhou.

>> No.2347984

>>2347979
are you sure they all look pretty similiar

>> No.2347986
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2347986

Yukari will die in the next SSiB

;_;

>> No.2347994
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>> No.2347996

>>2347984
I took that picture ;_;

>> No.2348007

>>2347994
But that's true.

>> No.2348015
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>>2348007

>> No.2348140
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>>2347994

I just found the proof

>> No.2348154

Guys.

I'm actually not a shut-in.

I'm pretty happy with my life and my wife + 2 sweet kids. And now excuse me, I still have to make some purchases with my family.

>> No.2348161

I'm a boy. And a bad one.

>> No.2348283

>>2348154
No one will fall for that.

>> No.2348287

/jp/ sucks

>> No.2348294

>>2348287
Feel free to stop posting.

>> No.2348307

Remilia is a good poster.

>> No.2348322
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>> No.2348329

>>2348294
I think he was lying

>> No.2348330

>>2348307
You're supposed to tell lies in this thread, you know?

>> No.2348785

Imperishable night is a good game

>> No.2348795

>>2348785
>Implying IN isn't good
oh u

>> No.2348804

You guys will be virgins forever.

>> No.2348834

>>2347753
Suika probably considers beer a non-alcoholic beverage.

>> No.2348846

>>2348804
At least I won't have compromised my awesome personality. I actually like myself.

You may now return to playing sports, listening to rap and "fucking" disgusting STD-ridden 3D whores.

>> No.2348850 [DELETED] 

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>>2348846
Fascinating.

>> No.2348859

After UFO, ZUN is making a Touhou game like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL5oBo221dA

>> No.2348861

>>2348846

And such a wonderful personality! So helpful, generous, kind, and welcome! Anon has never been rude to anyone, nor does he act like an ungrateful ingrate!

Who could ignore such a thoughtful, quiet, and caring young fellow? He's always willing to listen to another person's point of view, and peacefully negotiate arguments.

>> No.2348883

>>2347304

Guys, I just heard the news! Tokyopop is getting back into video gaming by localizing the Touhou PC series! It's going into their new 100% Authentic Gaming line.

>> No.2348893
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2348893

/jp/ is a wonderful community of friends and people of all ages partaking in fun, witty conversations about all the wonderfully unique thinks japan has to offer.

weather you enjoy they wonderfully addictive freeware "Touhou Project" games, sushi or just japan period, this is the ideal place to relax and enjoy yourselves with a great community and responsible, but stern moderators.

>> No.2348903

"boof" is funny.

>> No.2348927 [DELETED] 

>>2348893

>freeware

You had me until this point.

>> No.2348934
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2348934

Tripfags aren't attention seeking, phpBB-style whoresluts who contribute nothing meaningful to this board!

Well, except for Hong Meiling. Bitch never brings anything worthwhile.

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>>2348893

>> No.2349193
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2349193

Sakuya was the source of the red mist in EoSD.

>> No.2349876

The first page of /jp/ is filled with quality material at the moment.

>> No.2350419

>>2347304
>Tewi(Always lies, ALWAYS)
>Saying it's ok to tell lies
>on April 1st
So... is one supposed to tell truths?

>> No.2350425

>>2350419

CATCH-22!

>> No.2350613

>>2350425
???

>> No.2350632

I'm not alone.

>> No.2350660

>>2350419
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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