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2342411 No.2342411 [Reply] [Original]

Dear /jp/, how the fuck do I tear the pages out of my goddamn Genki workbook without ripping the fucking thing in half?

>> No.2342450

Crease it several times and tear. If that doesn't work, use a utility knife and cut it out.

>> No.2342468

>>2342450
Can't bring a knife to class.

>> No.2342471

A full missile spread should do the trick.

>> No.2342475

>>2342468
Can't crease in class either?

>> No.2342479

Sacrifice the blood of a classmate to release the binding.

>> No.2342484

>>2342475
Doesn't work, still rips shit up.

>> No.2342487

>>2342479
Needs to be blood from a virgin's newly-broken hymen.

>> No.2342488

UGH I KNOW
I get to class, all ready to hand in my damn homework and it's all HELLO I AM THE WORST FUCKING PERFORATION EVER HERE LET ME TEAR THE ENTIRE CORNER OF YOUR WORKSHEET OFF FOR YOU.

My only advice is to carefully fold the thing back and forth several times before trying, if you have the time.

>> No.2342490

>>2342487
Good luck finding a female virgin after age 13+.

>> No.2342493

>>2342484
How sharp are you creases? Get a ruler and press down on your creases and then tear. If that's beyond your skill level, then just get a pair of scissors. I doubt they'll ban those.

>> No.2342510

Can't you just organize the separate pages in a ring binder before doing anything else?

>> No.2342533

>>2342510
No.

>> No.2342544

>>2342533
Strap a box cutter to your arm if you wear a shirt with long sleeves.
Or strap it to your leg if you wear long pants.

Do you have metal detectors at your school, or what?

You can also sharpen an edge of a credit card/key card if you don't have a box cutter lying around.

>> No.2342548

Can't you just get the page out BEFORE class?

>> No.2342549

Just bring a damn box cutter knife. If the teacher whines about it tell him that you don't want to ruin your workbook.

>> No.2342561

>>2342411
You don't. It's simply not possible.

>> No.2342584

>>2342549
With universities that have zero-tolerance policies regarding "weapons," you could be expelled from the university with little trouble.

>> No.2342585
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2342585

>>2342411
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

I can rip them out without tearing them in half but I can NEVER get the edge clean and that makes me fucking rage right in the middle of class

>> No.2342591

>>2342584
Seriously? Where do you live?

>> No.2342600

>>2342591
Where I live, they don't have that. Or rather, you're not supposed to bring "weapons" on campus, but what they consider a weapon would be something like a firearm. People walk around with knives.

Out West, you'll be in hot shit doing something like that, especially if a professor raises hell about it.

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