/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've heard that Akihabara is a place where the internet has started spilling over into reality; is this true?

I some ways that seems true. I did wlk into about 4-5 porn stores by accident.

Spend all your money in Akihabara

When a maid walks by herself among normally dressed people, she looks like some kind of superheroine.

>>2341369
After the 4th time, I'd start to question how much of an accident it really was.

>>2341366
You, sir, have convinced me to travel to Japan and visit this place

Its crazy. You see anime poster and stuff that just look like a cute school anime. "ok a school school/romance anime section, wounder whats there". Then you turn the corner (or walk up/down the stairs) and there is hentai every where. I went into one shop that was filled with stuff like in the /d/ section and behind the counter was the cutest girl you could find. It was sorta creepy. Now even though I went into some porn stores by accident it does not mean all the porn stores I went into were by accident ;)

>>2341393
pics of the doujin you bought please.

don't lie I know you have some.

>>2341393
cute girls at the pervert shop?
but why must japan corrupt all the pretty ones ;_;?

HAHA I thank you for you "believing" in me but I acually did not buy any porn. I was tempted though. The only thing I bought all day was Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

But c'mon guys/girl where else should I check out while I am in Tokyo?

>>2341429
if you brought any friends I'd say go to karaoke, but honestly i don't know what the tourist attractions in tokyo are. maybe visit an animu studio, if they'll let you in.

>>2341429
go to the slave shop,
get yourself a housewife to take home with you

>>2341429
Get on the Yamanote. Get off anywhere. Enjoy.

Pokémon Center in Hamamatsucho!

>>2341393
I was once in Akihabara with my father and we randomly found the child model section of a store. He was not amused.

Oh and about the Maid in the OP pic. She was advertising a Maid Cafe in the Area.

>>2341457

>Get off anywhere
I like this part

>>2341412
Would you rather have a shy fujoshi who likes /d/ material or a western Americanized slut who sleeps with a different man each day? Which one is really corrupted?

>>2341457
>randomly

It's OK, your dad probably isn't on here.

How much would it cost to go to Japan and stay for a couple weeks?

>>2341457
I'll bet he was even more pissed at you when you filled your bags with that stuff.

>>2341457
Maybe he shouldn't have left his American suburb if he's so easily offended by people with different values.

>>2341429
Nice fucking choice OP.
>buy any porn
Besides maybe a hard to find doujin why would you?

>>2341471
Both. The shy fujoshi is in it for the attention and will also sleep with a different man each day.

>>2341481
You might have a point. Even the ugliest and nerdiest of women can be popular with the opposite sex.

It really saddens me to know that even the female equivalent of myself would be complete slut.

>>2341481
THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

>>2341486
The thing about women mostly is that they are the passive part, so shyness and insecurity has no effect on their purity, as opposed to with a man, who would forever be a virgin if those traits were strong enough in him. Shy girls only have an illusion of pureness. If you want true purity, you need a tsuntsun, a girl so strong-willed that she will reject any substandard man trying to sleep with her (which makes up most of the men nowadays). You might argue that it's extremely challenging to woo a tsuntsun, but if you're not up to that challenge, you don't deserve purity.

>>2341498
but why would you want a tsuntsun waifu?
i don't particularly like the idea of my waifu insulting and shouting at me ;_;

>>2341498
IRL tsunderekkos are only like that until they get a cock in them. And they sure as hell don't want guys like us.

>>2341513
Tsuntsuns aren't always mean bitches. They will eventually soften up around you with enough effort. It's just that don't don't turn into a moeblob as soon as you get to know them a little, like tsunderes.

>>2341498
A "substandard man" to modern women is someone who doesn't play sports, listen to rap or have enough money to buy them shit.

Japan is shit. I know because I will never afford to go there. ;___;

>>2341513
She insult and shout at you because she loves you

>>2341531
Touka isn't tsundere.

>>2341530

Loving the substandard life here

>>2341547
We will inherit the earth someday, bro.

>>2341546
Sorry if my post implied that. She was supposed to be my proof that tsuntsuns aren't always mean bitches.

>>2341530
But I'm not talking about modern women. I'm talking about a rare breed of women with some actual pride left in them that I want to believe exists even though I've never seen one.

>>2341566
They don't exist. Every time I've actually believed that a girl is pure and innocent, she has done something to prove otherwise.

there are plenty of pure women,
just not in japan

>>2341566
You were born centuries too late. You're free to join the last humans in the 2D world though.

>>2341579
Then where?

>>2341583
Korea

I can afford a trip to Japan, but I'll probably never actually go there, maybe only with a good friend (which I'll never have). I mean, i feel uneasy enough being outside and speaking with people in my own country, let alone Japan with all that bakagaijin shit and my elementary language skills.

>>2341574
>>2341580
B-but... ;_;

>>2341574
I'm pure and innocent.

>>2341591
It'll be okay, bro. You don't need 3D. The real world is a delusion.

>>2341601
You either have a penis or you are a slut. I'm guessing the former is true.

>>2341601
How do you look in women's clothing? Are you willing to shave all your body hair?

>>2341612
I'm not exactly suitable for being a model, but I'm in good shape, and can wear anything and look good.

I hate body hair, and get rid of any hair from armpits to legs. I don't have to do anything to my face, except keeping eyebrows in shape.

Rape the maid.

Eat her stockings.

Buy pizza.

>>2341726
And try sata andagi. After delicious okonomiyaki. Then you'll feel like you're really japanese.

Real men go to Ikebukuro and eat like kings at the Gyoza Stadium.

>>2341927
>Real men go to Ikebukuro and pet cats in Nekobukuro.

fixed

>>2342169

lol

>>2341468
ಠ_ಠ

>>2341481
Most Japanese fujoshi dont sleep around I thought?

>>2342273
ಠ3ಠ