/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Could a Oomukade and an Apophis function together in a harem? Asking for a friend.

Not sure I approve of making a new thread while the old one still exists and the not even using a proper name for it, but at any rate do your best.

>>23388855
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>23389159
I ask myself that question a lot anon

>>23389145
I'll do better next time!

>>23388867
Which one is more venomous?
>>23389179
You live and you learn.

>>23389222
This seems like cruel and unusual punishment

>>23389239
She's had it coming

Gazer looks at OP like it was walking garbage

>>23388855
Map autism anon here
Oh god here it is, it's not flawless, as I did it the janky way by using Paint.net (thus things not lining up things perfectly), but roughly speaking this is how large and impressive the map would be. For references sake, the Western Middle Continent (has three islands right off its northern coast) is AROUND 18 Square Inches of Land (taking away a bit of it's 19.5 Square Inches for lakes/ocean) which equates to around 27 Russias.

It's so damn large I can't actually post it here.
This is the SCALED DOWN version as well.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AfJCbV3YF3U5_XNr_D0fzTMdjp2sXNEm/view?usp=sharing

>>23389269
Is Gazer excited for Persona 5 Scramble?

>>23389239
Nothing cruel about it, anon. It's corrective and preventative justice all in one.
Huggers get the straitjacket.
Biters get the ball gag.

>dom nurari momster
dere/gentle dom towards you and strict dom towards your harem.

>>23389280
>27 Russias
That's a lot.

>>23389211
I'm unsure, but the idea of being poisoned is incredibly hot for some reason, so those two seem like a good combo, never thought I'd be considering being a haremfag though.

Do you think either of them could make their venom hurt?

>>23389280
Holy shit that's some highly impressive 'tism, I'd love to explore that world.

>>23389319
I want to pick a tiny corner and go full Daggerfall with it.

>>23389239
It's poetic justice.

>>23389313
Some would say not enough, tovarisch.

>>23389317
I'm thinking getting bitten by fangs hurts, anon.

IM BACK
new roulette for people
https://pastebin.com/AFji7d9E
Gotta keep spirits high in this bullshit

>>23389371
Even in quarantine, I'm still not writing. Good on you to keep it up.

>>23389269
I wanted to make the next thread with a Gazer pic in the OP, but got distracted by vidya.

being the little brother is suffering

>>23389333
Any other forms of poetic justice?

>/mgt/ in Subject field
>fucked with OP post
>"X edition"
>made prematurely by a retarded newfag
>retarded newfag is so new and retarded he doesn't even know how to link his shit thread properly
Do not use this thread, literally sewer-tier quality drop if retards are allowed to get away with changing the threads like this.

And I repeat this was made prematurely and is not valid.

>>23389469
This had already been discussed. People moved on.

>>23389475
t. OP

You're a cross-siter retard, lurk before posting.

>>23389482
Stop.

>>23389463
Pretty sure I've seen a pic of a Pharaoh tying up a grapesnake and punishing her

Reminder that positive reinforcement is the best way to train your beast MG.

>>23389482
He's right. All making a another thread in retaliation will do is get that one deleted again and the OP will catch a warning.

>"Pathetic human, don't you dare turn your head away from me when a dragon is willing to debase herself to feed you"
>"Of course I'm not using my hands, getting them covered in chocolate and crumbs is unbefitting of a noble like me"
>"Now take a bite or I'll toss you in my hoard- dungeon till you change your mind"

>>23389517
>>"Of course I'm not using my hands, getting them covered in chocolate and crumbs is unbefitting of a noble like me"
Silly dragon never heard of cutlery.

>>23389463
>Forcing an ancient evil destroyer of empires to create a new empire peacefully and with her womb
>Confining a ship-breaking kraken to a ship even she cannot destroy with only the cabin boy to keep her company

>>23389517
Hoard-dungeon? I thought the hoard was in the lair that was in the dungeon?
Who's on first?

>>23389498
There's a few of them with subdued grapists, but I haven't seen any with a pharaoh. I've seen the other way around frequently, though.

>>23389510
Scared someone will put up a fight against you, after you've completely changed the OP to a shitpost, most likely on purpose to sabotage the thread?

>>23389517
Looks like I'll be uploading a new video to MERED.com.

>>23389545
Stop.

Accept the bird love.

>>23389550
>An entire website of dragons in naked aprons, folding laundry, and putting hearts on objects their husband is likely to see
Would subscribe. Hope there's a section for lizardmen and salamanders, too.

>>23389562
Probably.

>>23389562
Is there an undead section where zombies clumsily do the same?

>>23389517
Sorry, girl, but I don't like chocolate. Also, that Mimic in your hoard-dungeon is really cute.

>>23389545
Cease. I'm not the OP but I'm sick and tired of people like you bitching and demanding people do something they wouldn't do themselves, the only one I'm seeing who's "scared" is you not making the thread you're demanding gets made because you don't want to be the one to catch the warning/ban.
That's my last word on the matter, make it yourself or your word means nothing.

>>23389576
Zombies are what other undead MERE into. If anything, it'd be higher-tier undead like pharaohs, wights and liches acting dumb and cuddly when they're especially lonely or cum drunk.

>>23389280
How long before someone makes this a CIV map?

>>23389562
Now I want some art of a lizardgirl getting fucked full nelson.
Anyone knows any artist that has their commissions open?

>>23389614
See this idea? This is a good idea!

>>23389536
Exactly

When the fuck is the game coming out so we can get new MGE content.

>>23389371
It's been too long and that was a nice read

>>23389536
No one's on first because you're about to make a homerun.

>>23389584
Every time some shitposter makes a sabotaged OP exploiting the fact the rules on making a new proper thread are extremely unpredictable and this gets called out, there's always conveniently someone like you posting the exact same "just don't do anything, just let it happen brah" argument.

Who make best warriors and why is it ghouls.

>>23389562
>Anon doing another livestream on MERED.com
>Climbing a mountain till he reaches a cave
>Can see the glint of gold and jewels deeper in when he shines his flashlight
>While stumbling through the mountains of treasure he trips over a tail
>Wings unfurl and gold starts shifting like sand
>"You dare intrude on my sanctum, human? Probably here to make your fortune like the others"
>"But I'm feeling generous, give me one reason why I shouldn't toss you from the cliff face to the harpies and wyverns?
>Anon confesses that he's here to steal something, but it's not gold
>It's her heart
>Cuts to anon chugging 10 strength potions and full nelsoning her

Shut up and post monsters getting MERED!

Remember: refusing to objectify a Chochin-Obake is abuse.

>>23389371
This is a good thing

consent is important ya'know

>>23388855
Shame on Trollfags

>>23389776
You already consented when you looked at her breasts

>>23388855
So a crossboarder fucker that stayed after April fools makes a new thread, absolutely disgusting

>>23389785
Looks good but that cow needs to thicken up her thighs.

>>23389785
I'd rather die than be stuck with a cow.

>>23389782
We already knew trollfags are autistic, they regularly post about sniffing farts and other stupid shit.

>>23389785
And she should understand that I am going to cum all over those fat tats.

>>23389874
She understood that when you looked at her breasts.

Remember to lick the inside of your loli's mouth daily!

>>23389776
Consent was given when you accidentally signed the contract, boy.

>>23389899
Demon officer gf demands a massage!

>>23389785
Prime breastpussy

>>23389829
How does one encourage a shortstack cow to do squats? Hard more: no telling her you'll fuck her harder if she has thick thighs.

>>23389371
NICE

>>23389895
I don't think I'm a lolicon, though.

>>23389543
The one I saw was pretty /u/ so I didn't post it here

>>23389926
You are. You just don't know it yet.

Visit your local Sabbath branch, and they'll give you a sample of the desires you've been suppressing!

How can a orc be a paladin? She's dumb as a rock and has about much wisdom as a lemming, the only thing she has in spades is strength and constitution

>>23389940
Being dumb makes it easier to just trust me, bro. She's actually quite well-qualified outside of wisdom.

>>23389430
Gazer in cute outfits!

>>23389910
I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>23389936
Desires I've been suppressing? But they're children!

>>23389936
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FUCK?

>>23389940
There's a few things in life a Paladin needs, as long as there's a cleric riding on their back shouting the word of the good book, all is well.
>luv me god
>luve me land
>'ate sinners
>'ate heretics
>simple as

What's the most effective weight loss regiment for a doughragon

>>23389344
Nah it'll be fine

>>23389964
She'll teach you after your punishment

>>23389916
I tell her that thick thighs can save lives.

>>23389576
>>23389590
Do you think Wights miss the doting their husbands gave them when they were zombies?

>>23389344
Nah it'll be fine

>>23390077
Why would they miss it? Why would their husband stop? If I had a wight wife I'd dote on her any time she wanted it and sometimes when she didn't. She'd always be my little zombie.

>>23389916
She can support even bigger breasts.

>>23389916
Tell her it leads to easier childbirth?

>>23389935
A harem without /u/ is a sad harem.

What would make a Hellhound bitchslap her husband and then rape him?

>>23390117
Simply existing.

>>23390117
suicide attempt

>>23390089
I just assumed they would get too prideful and get embarrassed about their zombie past

>>23390117
Self-deprecation.

>>23390117
Looking for a vasectomy doctor, though that might cause any and all MGs to react like that.

>>23390114
This is true. If they don't have "fun" with one another so I can see it while the others having sex with me, what's even the point?

>>23390152
>"Your balls are mine. No one else is allowed to touch those."

>>23390150
If I say I'm a weakling bitch, she's not proving me wrong.

>>23390113
That's wide hips, innit?

>>23390142
Embarrassed of their zombie past? Maybe; that'd be very individual. Too proud to have their husband dote on them? Never. No MG would mind that in private and most wouldn't care in public.

How would one completely eliminate the chance of being stuck with a mamono they don't like?

>>23390152
>Get a vasectomy
>Monster waifu doesn't know you're shooting blanks
>Mamano mana instantly reverses the surgery and makes you twice as virile
Hope you enjoy only having twins from now on

>>23390114
A harem with /u/ is a cuck's harem.

>>23389979
Fighting, winning and then teasing her in a non-sexual way.

>>23389979
Telling her that her childhood rival Griffon would laugh at her as said doughragon won't be able to break into her treasure trove

Post ideas for Gnome special feature that isn't >rock hands

>>23390234
Pointy red hats

>>23390234
An aversion towards eggs

>>23390234
No, no... Gargoyle already has the 'animated statue' thing. Hmm.

>>23390234
Dried mud hands

>>23390234
the access to earth magic

>>23390234
Hatred of cookie making elves stealing their likeness.

>>23390234
Ooh, I know. Their bodies are made of a material that looks/feels like Dorodango

>>23390234
paizuri

Flying Waifus

I wanna fuck some sexy order nun mouthpussy

>>23390417
Yes, I also enjoy confessional.

>>23390417
This. But sandworm instead

Chapter 35 up

https://pastebin.com/Mdgt6v35

Remember, being caught violating quarantine is grounds for marrying you off to a unicorn nurse for stress relief in these trying times.

>>23390417
Based. Order nuns are for corrupting with cock.

>>23390234
Adventitious body parts, across herself and the soil.

>>23390417
Hey it’s not technically sex if it’s not in her pussy. Therefore, oral and anal sex is totally okay for nuns to partake in.

>>23390499
And who's going to enforce that?
Certainly not a bunch of kids in nurse uniforms.

>>23390499
Thanks.

What demons are better: Fit or thin ones?

>>23390680
And like the idiot I am, I forgot to add the pic.

>>23390680
Hourglass

>>23390680
I WANT A STRONGFAT 6FT+ POWERLIFTING MEAT-LOVING ONI GF WITH A STURDY FOUNDATION AND CUTE PINCHABLE CHUB OVER SOLID MUSCLES AND A KIND BEAUTIFUL HEART

>>23390680
I choose option three: give me the THICC.

>>23390713
Here's your waifu bro

>>23390569
Priestess holes are for conquering with your cock

>>23389371
Nice

>>23390680
The third option, soft demons

>>23390680
>>23390691
These two are both fit. If you're talking about shredded vs svelte, give me shredded.

If I want to get roughed up while Im being fucked should I go for Minotaur or Hellhiund?

Again for the guy in the last thread who wanted fat (nerdy) lilim ass

>>23390772
I bet that demon is immensely powerful. Hot

>>23390827
Of course she is, just look at those mana reserves.

>>23390820
Veronica was made for prone boning
So much squishy lim ass...

>>23390838
And the horns, tail and cape

>>23390728
Very nice.

What’s the deal with the retarded OP

>>23390340
i fucked a vacuum once so i can handle a sylph

>>23390827
She's pretty strong as you'd expect from a high ranking monster but she prefers trickery rather than brute forcing things. It would be nice to get a commission of her going all out one of these days though.

>Touch Rata Mofu

>>23390876
I dunno, he forgot this isn't /vg/?

>>23390889
That's fine since powerful scheming demons is extremely hot

>>23390876
Some incredible fucktard (this level of retarded: >>23389125) decided to fuck up the whole thread and change the OP completely because he's a shitposting fucktard, and everyone just went along with his shit thread like a bitch.

>>23390937
I'm always plotting evil schemes that blow up in my face.

>>23390938
Probably just a newfag mistake

>>23390955
Why would a newfag just randomly happen to make every retarded shitpost mistake in the OP and also change the formatting for literally no reason? It's intentional.

>>23390950
Every demon needs a bumbling henchman to stop her from actually taking over the world.

>>23390950
>anon wants to be a supervillain, but his wife won't let him

ITT: monster excuses for rape

>>23390976
BBEG: "Foolish adventurers, meet your doo-"
Wife: "HONEY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!"
BBEG: "Oh fuck, my wife, get the fuck out of here."

Tarantula hair

>>23391009
rare mofu

>>23390995
Cute

>>23391009
Aren't those actually spiny and an irritant?

>>23391058
These are monster girls.

>>23391065
Yes, but how would MAMONO MANA handle it? Just make it soft? Make the itching pleasurable? Some kind of weird aphrodisiac property?

>>23390680
>>23390691
STRONG

>>23391118
CAN'T. BREATHE.

Does anyone read a demon's contract before signing?

>>23391207
It's all in legalese.

You may think a loli is weak but try telling her friends that when they join forces and rape you like a monster megazord

>>23391098
Probably make it soft like Mothman fluff, but it causes a gradual "will-weakening" effect, thus causing anyone who cuddles or is subjected to it into their plaything for the night.

>>23391168
Thanks to her love, you don't need to breathe!

>>23391207
She knows whats best for you, you'll just upset her by reading the contract and doubting her.

>>23391207
I'm too lazy to read it can I just give her a pre-signed blank paper and tell her to fill out the rest how she sees fit

>>23391207
Part of the process is probably getting you so worked up you don't bother. My demon would want me to, though.

>>23391254
>Will weakening
>From cuddling spider butt
Oddly adorable.

>Dear, are you going to come up top? I have other soft things for you~
>Don't wanna, too comfy
>But--
>ZZZZZZ

>>23391207
Not only is it more exciting to be constantly surprised by random contractual obligations, it's also considered rude to question a demon's contract. If you start reading it, that implies you think she's untrustworthy.

Say you're a /fit/ warrior-type. Which monster do you take for a travelling companion?
>Another warrior-type to train together or have a friendly rivalry
>Theif/Rangers that want to run their dexterous fingers all over your body
>Casters that want you for up-close encounters, in and out of the bed
>Healslut that heart-pupils over your MASSIVE health-pool

>>23391352
>Theif/Rangers that want to run their dexterous fingers all over your body
That one. Let's flank some shit.

>>23391352
>Casters that want you for up-close encounters, in and out of the bed
I need them to make a balanced party.

>>23391352
Casters, you carry her through the lower levels and she carries you through the higher levels

>>23391207
i don't sign

>>23391352
Healslut for me. I bet she's a freak in bed, and gets turned on by low health jingle.

>>23391421
Abort! Abort! Plan ruined.

>>23390114
>>23390156
Exactly. Plus it helps with your wives to bond. A close knit harem is a happy harem.

Warrior cats are scary

>>23391352
Healslut. I want a bitch to utterly fill to the brim at any time. Shortstack healslut preferred but any slut for healing with big tits is fine for me.

>>23391207
I let my Tanuki onee-san read all the contracts I get before she lets me sign them.
She never lets me sign any contract.

>>23391660
But anon how do you know your Tanuki onee-san is really looking out for you and just doesn't want you to succeed by stopping all your contracts?

>>23391588
That armor doesn't seem too practical.

>>23391237
How will they tell me and my decoys and illusions apart?

>>23391207
I don't know whether to grip those handles and fuck her face, or let her strangle me with those thighs

>>23391009
https://twitter.com/plan039/status/1243911028758335488?s=20
Can't read moonrunes, but here anyway

>>23391678
She always tells me that she’ll “let me sign the right contract” when she sees it.

>>23391686
Are those mutually exclusive? I wonder if she's flexible enough to make moth happen at once?

moffs

I must admit, I feel more comfortable saying waifu instead of wife. She's the proud sort, and would probably get embarrassed with me calling her that.

If you asked her, she'd say I'm a servant or slave, and disavow any sort of relationship beyond that. The home cooked meals are just to make sure I'm healthy enough to perform my duties. And the sex is for her own benefit and sustenance. Yeah, she'd say some fib like that.

>>23391705
Ah, of course. If I flip her upside-down from missionary, I should be able to facefuck her while she chokes me out.

>>23391747
That's most adorable anon! Your dear wi- ah, waifu must maintain a regal dignified air about her, but you know the truth deep down!

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...

>>23391352
If there's no steady supply of potions, Healslut is the obvious choice. I'd wish I could swap places with her, though.
If healing is not a problem, Caster is also alright.

>>23391747
She's holding your hand just to check if you body temperature is OK and placing her lips on your and her tongue in your mouth to see if your fluid balance is correct.

How do you like your snakes?

>>23391764
Regal? Uh...not exactly. More dark and menacing. But yeah, I know how she really feels, and try to trick her into showing it openly.

Not to say I haven't called her a wife in these threads. Though I can never tell whether I should refer to her as Master or Mistress when speaking with her. Both seem to have odd effects on her. If I get stressed about it, she tells me to use her name.

>>23391808
Communication is key, after all! Go with what pleases her, even if she isn't pleased by it!

>>23391800
Medium-rare, please.

>>23391207
You gotta wrastle the Demon of Wrath! It's part of her contract!

>>23391747
Regal waifus who stress over every little thing that happen to their husbands are too cute.
>some Wight rushes into a doctors office with her husband wrapped up in bandages like a mummy
>turns out he just cut his finger on a broken dish and she couldn’t stand to see him bleed

>>23391207
You can judge a Demon by the quality and content of her contract.

I love fairies.

>>23391834
CUTE

>>23391800
Warm-blooded and give live birth.

>>23391855
Big breasts are for filling out suits!

>>23391855
Which MG makes the best office lady?

>>23391207
She knows what's best so no.

>>23391859
>Buy a model airship from the local gremlin
>Really expensive, but has all of the features of an actual airship, and it even has it's own micro-golem crew
>Show it off to your fairy roommate, and she breaks it after doing a "boss battle"
What is her punishment?

>>23391971
She's part of the crew now.

>>23391800
Slightly fluffy and worshipped as gods. Also, busty.

>>23391800
Pale white and yandere

>>23391971
Are the micro-golems ok?

>>23391800
Clingy, obsessive, and yandere to the point she shows no interest in anything but me.

>>23391978
>Having a fairy as a pirate parrot
Now I wanna see this

>>23391098
Imagine a million tiny, aphrodisiac tipped needles being pushed into your flesh before disalving into pure mana that merges with your essence. No wounds, no blood... Pain, sure, but pain that is almost immideately replaced with pleasure as your head goes blank, filed with naught but thoughts of motorboting more spooder floof into your face. All the while the tarantula girl acts all haughty at you shamelessly outing yourself as a mofuslut.

Hey mister, you want to get in our windowless van? We've got beer and chicken wings.

>>23391800
Grape flavored and full of venom.

>>23392047
>carbs
>GRAIN carbs
pass

>>23392047
This is me walking away

>>23389371
Good stuff. Some typos here and there but overall nice read

>>23392036
>Dissolving
Jokes on her, she'd be covered by nothing but bare chitin at the end of the night. What will her friends say?!

>>23392047
I think you want Frank down the street, I'm a burgers and whisky kinda guy. Or milk and cookies, but you girls don't like you've got any milk.

>>23392071
>What will her friends say?!

>>23391800
The kind that likes to cuddle, stare, and throw sweet, sweet kisses to remind me just how much she loves me.

What's the best mamano to fuck in some kind of suspended-from-the-ceiling full-body shibari setup where all she can do is wriggle and pull against her bindings?

>>23392080
Latenight Succs are silly.

>>23392085
Any type of lamia. I imagine they'd coil around and maybe restrain you a little for pretty much every sex act, so taking away their ability to do so and boning them.completely at your will would probably be kinky as hell.

Plus, you'd need that level of bondage to keep them from breaking out.

looks comfy

>>23391352
I hire them all and form an adventure party.

>>23392103
>Tying up a Shirohebi
Hmmm. There's a fun idea; turning the tables on your Yandere stalker, locking THEM up and having YOUR way with them.

>>23392103
Come to think, this would also be good for ryuu. Imagine punching the reverse scale when she's bound and presumably prevented from using magic. Might need chains for that, though. Adamantine chains.

>>23391800
Fluffy and cuddly

>>23391352
Caster. But I'd never be a /fit/ warrior type. closest you'd get is a Paladin.

>>23392104
A vampires breast would be cold to the touch like all undead

>>23392129
Unless she's recently-fed, at least. Blooded vamps run HOT.

>>23389741
Is it alright to put her in my bicycle's front basket?

>>23392121
Gentle punches, I hope

>>23390499
This is getting good. I'm still cheering for the demon to be the one to get him

>>23392104
>Vampire wife makes a voodoo doll
>Puts the doll in her cleavage
I'm not sure if it would feel like you're being hugged or being crushed.

Remember, big girls look intimadating but they're not so tough when they're trying not to hit their head on the ceiling.

>>23389741
I like tsukumogami, but paper lanterns aren't something I've ever used, or enjoy the mamano design of much.

What object in your lives are most likely to become tsukumogami, anons? I think the only thing likely to quality for me is my bicycle.

I am now imagining a very hectic piggyback ride atop a tall skinny girl with wheels for feet, through pouring rain and mud

>>23390499
Nice chapter, I'm looking forward to see how he'll manage to survive the dash. In the previous chapters I thought his aversion to just getting a waifu was starting to get ridiculous, but after Rhodon's speech I understand him wanting to beat her first out of sheer spite.

>>23392167
I assume we're ignoring the hundred year thing, else it'd have to be something I inherited, so, nothing. A lot of Anons would probably get some antique rifle sex out of a portal opening, though.

I think for me, my oldest commonly used thing is the box I empty my pockets into. It's a little Pokémon tin I've had it since second or third grade and it continues to be the perfect size for all of the stuff I carry on the daily. I even repaired it once when it broke.

I guess it'd be like a mimic that played a lewd version of the S1 theme song whenever it raped me.

Large automatons

>Think of old harem shows and how they'd be improved by adding monster girls.
Sometimes I just want that harem life.

>>23392266
The harem life is the best. Which monster girls do you think would be in yours?

>>23392230
Living here in Jersey, Fighting villains from afar...
You gotta find first gear, In your giant waifu car!

>>23392167
My saxophone, definitely. It'd also be the only way I could get the childhood friend dynamic.

>>23392268
Holst, jinko, and Cheshire are regulars for me but I'd take most any species.
Its like rolling a great Gacha

>>23392268
the biggest ones

>>23392318
Those are good girls, I don't blame you there. The harem dynamic between them would work too with the varying personalities

>>23389280
>around 27 Russias
which is about 459 million square kilometers
that's like over 3 times all the land surface area of earth dude, that's massive.

Unless that middle part of that continent is supposed to be a desert, or weather works differently in the mge world, or if there's just some magic bs that hasn't been described, I'd put some big lakes or seas in the middle to generate some rain for the middle of the continent. Otherwise it's gonna look like pangaea.

>>23392334
Exactly.
I tend to not want exact overflow in body types or personalities.

are you guys, okay?

>>23392358
No. I am dead.

>>23392358
Correct, I am a guy.

>>23392358
>>23392363
lmao why do i have the habit of using commas

Surrender to the might of the mane anon.

>>23392371
>Posting the top of a Yuri pairing that always kills her the other
Bad anon

>>23392358
Splendid! I made fancy buttered noodles! I'd eat them out of my Dear Wife's hat, while she'd eat them off of my dick!

>>23392358
are you asking for blogposts
because that's how you get blogposts

>>23392358
I'm good but I think staying inside without walks is driving me insane

>>23392359
what happened? pretend i'm your waifu and tell me all your angst.

>>23392380
because my therapist has disappeared since the coof and I have literally nowhere else to vent, nevermind that there's shit in my head I'd never tell her anyway

>>23392380
just a one-time check-up

>>23392266
I think Tenchi's fine as is.

>>23392383
Spy facestab happened

>>23392384
They haven't offered you telehealth anon? They should be permitted to for most insurance types right now! Unless you're outside of the US, then I'm not sure!

>>23392371
Girls need some fluff to huff

What's your favorite harem TYPE?
>The Shrine Goddess + Attendants, Ryu and Inari variants
>The Khepri Kingship
>The Broodfather
>The Bicorn Grab-Bag
>The Demon Contract's Clause
>The Zipangu Smoke Parade
>The Dominator's Powerfantasy
>The Yandere Thunderdome

It's a renaissance, /jp/!

>>23392401
Please describe the variants. I am not familiar with them.

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
What.

Lewd lolis instead!

>>23392344
MGE is a flat earth run by magic and elementals, run the show often times when it comes to how things are.
MGE is also x4 the size of earth, meaning that all scale is fucked and a goddamn nightmare, I got bored in the /tg/ thread and crunched the numbers.

North Pole - 12,430 Miles (20004.15 km)
MON 2 (Flat Planet Nightmare) - 99,440 Miles (160,032 km) (Left to Right)
MON 2 Top North/Bottom South - 49,720 Miles (80,016.6 km)

>For the Mathematicians, I just multiplied it by 4 from Earth to MON 2

Roughly speaking the map of MON 2: Flat Earth Boogaloo is AROUND 4,955,156,800 Sq. Miles. (12,805,216,531.2 Sq. km)
>(99,440 x 49,720) and (160,032 x 80,016.6)

On the Western Half of MON 2 we have around 252 sq. inches of land to work with. meaning that if we double the land size to 36x14 we have 504 sq. inches.

If my math is right we're looking at 1 sq. inch = 9,831,660,32 Sq. Miles.
Which is about 1.5 Russia's a square inch.

It's a little big.

>>23392268
Oomukade, Apophis... Any other poisonous monster girls? Preferably ones with butts... My favorite part of the female body is the posterior, yet the majority of my favorite monmusu completely lack asses, just cloaca and,,, What's the centipede equivolent?

>>23392401
>>The Yandere Thunderdome
This but instead of fighting over trying to be the first to fuck me they instead fight each other because they want to be the last ones because they feel like rest of the harem deserves me more than them. It's like arguing over who get's the last slice cake but instead of arguing for them getting the cake it's how the other party should get the cake instead

I bet living in or around a monster-run church must be "difficult" depending on what god they worship.
>Hathor: women gradually become more voluptuous and fertile while men see an increase in ball size and semen production
>Fallen God: people have heightened arousal and find themselves randomly having lewd thoughts or daydreams
>Eros: people are more amorous with each other, expressing affection both verbally and physically more freely than usual
>Bacchus: everyone has a slight feeling of inebriation, their inhibitions slowly melting away
>Ares: there's an air of competitiveness that nudges people to do their best in all endeavors, and those training their bodies notice an increase in muscle mass

>>23392408
>It's a renaissance, /jp/!
Care to explain?

>>23392426
His head should be where his feet are and vice versa, otherwise a lovely piece anon

>>23392455
dont reply, report.

>>23392358
My OC has become my waifu and it's really weird, but also nice because I have a well thought-out waifu.

However, working from home has cranked up my imposter syndrome to eleven.

>>23392442
>Harem of Yandere Bicorns

>>23392455
Big girls being posted by more than just one or two autists. not that kind of "big" girls, talking about giantess', not the disgusting kind

>>23392464
I'm going to hide these posts like I do every other time this guy gets off work but you'll notice people ignore the giantessposter until someone makes an innocuous, but often times positive comment to them.

And then people like you tell them to report and ignore and then people like me reply to you and it just snowballs into an autistic shitfit before the giantessposter gets bored and fucks off

>>23392410
Ryu and Inari are often revered, in isolated towns and cities, as minor gods - their shrines maintained by closely-related mamano and human maidens hoping to be transformed in their image. A husband to the local 'Goddess' may well be expected to attend to the maidens as well, or even participate in 'corruption' rituals.
Khepri - The '3rd Kingdom' of not!Egypt, these golden-carapaced insect types are known for capturing singular men and making him their 'king' - providing service and DE to him in exchange for the mana they need to create their Green demon realms.
>Broodfather
Many species participate in swarm/colony behaviors of various... intensities. Giant ants, Honeybees, devilbugs, even mice under certain conditions. Hope you want a lot of kids.
A bicorn will 'encourage' and aid the attraction of 5-6 other random mamano, matching your tastes and what lives in the region.
A Demon, while nominally a 'monogamous' mamano, will likely be more than enthusiastic to build a devilish harem for you, should you specify it in her Contract.
A Nurarihyon picks her man, charms him with her magic, and then leads him on a tour of debauchery through the Zipangu town she calls her own- and it's no surprise if a few of those nighttime flings decide to take up more permanent relations.
Some fantasy self-inserts are strong and ambitious enough to enthrall any number of mamano, no matter their usual temperament. Hard to write in an interesting way, though.
Being the centerpiece in a Yandere tug-of-war is Exciting, even if you do manage some kind of diplomatic peace for a time. Best outcome, they all turn psuedo-tsundere to eachother's presence.

>>23392460
Being the purse slave to a lilim, there are certainly worse fates that I can think of.

>>23392430
Let's assume population density of 50 persons per square mile, and that monsters account for 5% of the population.
Approximately 10 billion square miles per sq inch times 252 sq inches = 2.52 trillion sq miles
This works out to a population of 125 trillion people, of whom 6 trillion are monstergirls for the Western Half alone, and ignoring the population of aquatic monsters.

...My calculations may be off.

>>23392047
pass on the beer but if you have something else to drink wings sounds good

There are way more pics of that giant succ/small guy pair, and this dumbass doesn't even know it.

>>23392467
>My OC has become my waifu
Who's the girl anon?

>>23392483
I see. Thank you.

>>23392464
For what exactly? Can you pinpoint a rule that is being breached? They aren't even trolling, they are posting monster girl content. Sure, it may be monster girl content that you dislike, but you're not special anon. Your opinions do not matter and you do not get to dictate what is and is not allowed in these threads. I'd rather have absurdly tall well-proportioned monster girls than some cuckshit or bbw trash or, furry.

>>23392467
I don't understand people who don't have their OC as their waifu.

I mean I only have the physical traits down because that's the only part I care about because I'm not emotionally suited to have a waifu at all, but it just makes more sense to me.

>>23392491
He doesn't give a shit, reposting the same pics over and over again is sufficient for trolling.

>>23392493
Connect the dots, Anon.
If you're a paranoid schizophrenic, this should be easy!

More like a somewhat tweaked version of an OC has become my waifu. Parallel universes?

>>23392509
Which is sort of how we know he actually IS trolling, I guess?

>>23392501
I find it hard to believe that hatterfag is defending him.

>>23392436
You would get bitten so much, I guess that's your fetish? I do really like Oomukades a lot though so I can't say I don't see the appeal! Manticore would probably be a good one for you too.

Fairy baths!
https://www.oglaf.com/cleansing/

>>23392475
>Big girls being posted by more than just one or two autists
Yeah that just ignore it -tactic is working real great with the giantess spammer, isn't it. Now there's atleast one more inbred manlet posting giantess shit and jerking off the original spammer, because people have given off the impression of silent acceptance.

>>23392508
Those are some huge ears

>>23392401
boatsluts are too much their own setting to allow much cross-discussion in these threads...
but I submit that a Grand Fleet is one of the best harem types

>>23392517
He's not.

There's always this one defender that gives the same "how am I breaking rules?" defense.

It's probably samefagging. Report em both for trolling.

>>23392512
Pandora? Viccy? Nerdwan?

>>23392509
>posting images that have been posting in threads before it trolling and deserving a of a report

Oh please, do tell me more

>>23392517
Posting a hatter does not make one a Hatterfag, or the Hatterfag, or what have you to call it anon! I stay out of such arguments as a genuine rule!

>>23392523
Are giants not monstergirls?

>>23392531
Don't flatter me. I'm just a small-time writefag with big ambitions.

>>23392536
monstergirls or no, micro/macroshit is definitely off-topic

Wikifag here, the greentext archive for /monster/ is up.
https://mega.nz/folder/q75HmYxK#P6oWHp2zQaKR6zbKLQbfeg
It can also be found under the misc tab of the archive. I think I'll also archive the endchn bunker tomorrow.

>>23392528
you can huff her ear mofu

>>23392517
It's not hatterfag. Giantessfag is the same guy who spams giantess vore requests on all the drawthreads and he likes wonderland girls among others.

This is his thing, he samefags in those threads and pretends his posts are wanted/he's not breaking the rules but it's so transparent he's actually had wanted posters made of his posts to alert drawfags who might fall for it.

>>23392532
Good job ignoring the point.

Despite being scared of Spiders and getting shots I feel like a Vampire Wolf Spider would be a nice monster

>>23392530
>nooooooooo, you can’t just post things that I don’t like in his public forum! Mods! Mods! Mods! Reeeee!!!

Imagine, being THIS big a faggot. Just imagine it.

>>23391800
Venomous

Long tongues are a plus

>>23392565
Good job reporting and ignoring.
Super! FANTASTIC!

>>23392536
They are, fuckoff fag is just being the faggy little baby bitch boy that he always is. Pay him no mind, he’ll tire himself out eventually. Probably around nap time.

It's almost as if this retard's continued existence always upsets the thread? I wonder what the mods should do? Perma.... something... hmmm I can't quite seem to remember...

I want a tomboy Wolf girl childhood friend

>>23392584
Just wait for them to post more NSFW pics, it got them the last time. In the meantime, can we get back on topic or not? Idgaf if they are giantess' or not, post monster girls nerds

Oh look it's that time again when people start talking about reports, and giantess spammer can't hold his manlet rage in anymore and starts samefagging angrily.

>>23392595
>Idgaf if they are giantess' or not
You should.

History shall repeat itself. Can we shoot for 4 new threads this time?

>>23392595
Scale tails are better than fluff tails

>>23392570
Well said. Now please post some blacked futa furry, I need to rebuild my folder.

>>23392564
Imagine being so delusional that you cannot even begin to fathom multiple people liking something that you hate, to the point that you convince yourself that clearly the only rational explanation is it's just one person samefagging.

>>23392612
yeah, but consider the possibility that it is the same person.

>>23392508
Punk Mofu! Rock and Roll!

Are Kamaitachi a respectable waifu species?

>>23392618
The autism required to constantly troll threads cannot be underestimated.

It's what got the /a/ threads removed.

>another rerun of "gay nerds fighting"
I grow weary

>>23392603
It’s funny that if he wasn’t such an autist and chewed a Ritalin every now and then, he would actually be a bigger problem on the threads he spams. You can’t fight your nature though.

Silly spiders with silly strings!

>>23392604
Why? Seriously, fucking why? Jesus Christ I don't even like that micro/marco shit but seeing faggots like you reee about it for no other reason than the fact that you dislike it makes ME want to spam the shit. Do you not understand that? Do you not get that being such an annoying bitch will make people want to post the thing you're bitching about, for no other reason than to spite you? Have some self-awareness, faggot. It's like this isn't even about the content at this point, more like a personal vendetta, do you not realize how annoying and cringey that is?

>>23392628
Why wouldn't they be?

>>23392629
This is still just one guy...who apparently has a day job. Good like with the COOF.

which maid outfit fits your waifu best?

>>23392632
He was banned for posting NSFW stuff in here, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't giantess posts continue in these threads?

>>23392649
Kappougis are pretty nice.

>>23392618
Anon, do you really think someone would do that? Just come on the internet to start drama?

>>23392649
which one lives her life a quarter mile at a time?

>>23392651
It was a different guy. He got tired of people's shit and posted the usual 5 giantess images, then some NSFW shit and got banned. Giantessfag took over after the ban.

>>23392655
>seeing your monster wife having a happy moment with your daughter just makes you want to put another daughter in her
It's a vicious cycle.

>>23392081
I like this guy’s answer the best.

>>23392628
Kamaitachi are fine, they just don't get much attention because haremfags usually prefer when each waifu is of different species.

>>23392665
A virtuous cycle, for you are creating wifes for other lonely men!

>>23392649
French maid. She would hate it, but gods would it look good on her.

>>23392649
But for my waifu I'd be wearing a butler outfit

>>23392632
>You can’t fight your nature though.
True. When you see someone's into shit like giantess, vore or fat it's a 100% reliable indicator that they're mentally challenged to a high degree.

>>23392679
Imagine being the father of dozens of monster girls and having to go to every one of their weddings. I don't know if my heart could take it.

>>23392683
There are people who are into that here who know better than to spam their fetish. Having a weird fetish doesn't make you a shitty person. Just a shitty person with a weird fetish.

Imma talk waifus. My waifu has no/few problems with me being friendly with other women, so long as I don't initiate, I don't lead, and I don't bad-mouth her.

She knows I'm a horny degenerate and easy prey for thirsty girls. She'll still rescue me if I'm in over my head, though. Or maybe just sit back and watch, harvesting my semen for use as a tasty snack. Or maybe she'll join in, to punish me.

>>23392686
Look on the bright side: with mamono mana you'll live long enough to see your granddaughters' weddings, and you'll get to troll/guide your sons-in-law.

>>23392649
Classical and Miniskirt- I'm a simple man, I suppose.

>>23392696
Imagine Papa and Mama Wendi finding out that the local elves are trying to convert Wendi-chan and her boyfriend into Veganism

>Embarrassing your Kitsune wife by talking about all the chuuni shit she did back when she only had two tails

How does a momster decide if anon's childhood friend is good enough for him

>>23392696
If I was as burly as Wendi Dad, you can bet I'm making sure any man they pick gets whipped into shape. No son-in-law of mine is gonna be some lanky slob! Afterwards we can sit down for a beer and talk about sportsball.

>>23392696
>tfw ASMR of a Wendigo tearing into a piece of stretchy anime meat.

>>23392715
God help her if she had orange fur. I'd take every opportunity to make a Sonic joke.

>My offtopic fetish is OK because it's ALSO monstergirls!!!

>>23392717
She compares her to herself, instantly decides she's not good enough, then goes back to milking her son dry.

>>23392664
So what you're saying is that it isn't just one person then? Wait, so that means no vast conspiracy involving off-shore proxies? Interesting.

>>23392690
>There are people who are into that here who know better than to spam their fetish
Having that tact just puts them barely above subhuman, you need to be a special kind of special needs kid to be into deviantart level shit.

>>23392726

>>23392726
If we're gonna be like "its okay cuz on topic", I say it's not okay, because he's intentionally doing it to rile up the thread.

>>23392717
By making sure she moves next door to her best friend from college that way the two families are close

>>23392676
Now this is the kind of giantessfagging that I cannot abide. The scale is far too grand, there's no room for intimacy at all.

>>23392730
Eh, it seemed like a one time thing. He did it more out of anger than "Hey! Check out my fetish!" He even said that he was posting it just so the fuckoff gang would get mad.

>>23392738
>what is sarcasm

>Lolis allowed
>Giantess unallowed
Stay mad.

>>23392728
what a mean momster

He posts cuz he's bored. Otherwise he'd post good images.

Also, stop arguing amongst yourselves.

>>23392709
Please, stop. I didn't want this

>>23392747
Spite is such a strange motivation.

https://www.4channel.org/feedback
Use it, faggots.

>>23392757
She's not mean. She just wants what's best for her son, which just so happens to be herself.

>>23392741
>giantessfagging
Why does so much of it involve snuff of some sort?

Wish you fucks would get this mad when fatfags posted their garbage

>>23392738
I honestly think it's more than one giantessfag at this point, did the prior one post city/town destruction tier shit?

>inb4 my God they're multiplying

>>23392750
I know it was sarcasm, but was just using it as a jumping off point to try and give a different reason to why it's not okay.

>>23392752
Lolispam can be annoying at times, but at least the artists who draw loli do a good job. Can't say the same about what's being posted right now.