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>> No.23372679

Runya Sabbath Wendigos

>> No.23372691
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Gazer is the best!
She helps me be all that I can be!

She saves me from my own lust, so I don't destroy myself.

>> No.23372696

Sabbath average popularity rankings as of last thread's end:

No chance of resisting Tier:
>Runya (3.67)

Would onii-chan Tier:
>Grelia (3.33)
>Bapho-chan (3.00)
>Kuroferuru (2.83)
>Shirokuto (2.67)

Apathetic Tier
>Momonika (2.33)
>Ropurotto (2.33)
>Marune (1.67)

Unaffected Tier
>n/a

>> No.23372757
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>> No.23372761
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I felt with the lockdown these threads would be more active.

>> No.23372771
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story about getting an elemental contract when?

>> No.23372772

>>23372647
>Marune is still oppai lolis and not shortstacks, though.
I know, but it's thousand year old immortal oppai loli. They're good girls and I can make my peace with that.

>> No.23372774

>>23372761
A lot of anons here that have jobs likely either have jobs that can be done at home, or warehouse/industrial jobs (most of which are still open).

>> No.23372780

>>23372771
If I felt confident in my ability to do the idea justice in writing, I'd write one. Elementals are my favorite monsters, and I've fantasized regularly about various covenant formation scenarios.

>> No.23372840

>>23372761
I'm on lockdown but I never feel like I have anything interesting to say

>> No.23372855

>>23372761
>>23372840
What are you guys favorite species of mamono? Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in? Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in? Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want? How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?

>> No.23372884
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>>23372855
Corona birds

>> No.23372886

>>23372761
I'm busy playing vidyo game

>> No.23372887

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Night Gaunt
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
The abyss.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Chaos transformation magic.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Chaos warlock/cultist.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Summon my Night Gaunt wife to be my servant.

>> No.23372905
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>>23372691
>"What's with that face? Is my little insect all hot and bothered?"
>"Fool! You can't hide anything from me. My eyes see all."
>"What is it this time? Butts? Thighs?"
>"Are you a big mofuslut? Lusting over fluffy tails?"
>"Kyehehehehe...did you get really freaky? Do you want feet or something, you louse?"
>"I've got everything you can imagine."
>"Eh? M-m-my chest!? I..."
>"Even if I don't... Kiihihihihi...we'll see after a few rounds..."

>"Ah! What was that face? Did I strike a nerve?"
>"I told you, worm, you can't hide it. You can't deny it."
>"You are mine! Every face contorted by lust! Every last gasp and moan that passes your lips belongs to me and me alone!"

>"S-s-so stop worrying and just relax, okay?"
>"Just...just look into my eye."

>> No.23372923

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Whore eel, Hakutaku, demon

>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
I'm tempted to say Zipangu, but they have a number of less than desirable monsters there amd I've come to realize that nothing objectionable to me lives on the Mist Continent (at least per the profiles) and they seem to have the best way of balancing out life and sex, so that one.

>Which school of magic
Alchemy and elemental aee pretty legit. Realistically I'd dabble in everything that caught my interest but with a minor focus on healing and mind-effecting magics.

>what character class would you want?
Not big into RPGs in general, but I love the aesthetic of Pathfinder's Magus.

>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Probably not well. Maybe I'd be injured and nursed back to health by the eel? I guess the demon could be a mayadere I had to defeat and keep in check with the power of dick and the Haku could be someone I sought out to git gudder?

>> No.23372945

>>23372855
I suppose I should answer my own questions.

My favorite mamono are Elementals in general, and Sylphs in particular. I'd most want to live in a demon realm corrupted by myself and my harem, and shaped to our whims. Obviously, then, I'd most want to specialize in Elementalism, although Nymphomancy will definitely become helpful for any of my Elemental wives who have reached the apex of their evolution and become Dark Elementals. This also naturally plays into my ideal class - Spellblade, Runesword, Eldritch Knight, Mystic Fighter, Gish, or whatever else you want to call it. I'd likely encounter the first Elemental I covenant while training with my sword in a field - perhaps a Sylph who hears the whispers of my thoughts on the winds, and comes to observe me.

>> No.23373029

>>23372696
Whats wrong with Marune??

>> No.23373034

>>23373029
Oppai loli is a niche of a niche.

>> No.23373040

>>23372945
>Spellblade
Brother!

>>23373029
She kind of strikes me as the Sabbath for people that don't really like the Sabbath with the whole oppai loli thing.

>> No.23373048

>>23373029
Only two of the six people who provided results voted her any higher than bottom tier. Most people who like loli don't like oppai, and vice versa.

>> No.23373049

>>23372887
>>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Dark Mage
>>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
One that's neutral on monsters. The Order territory would be shit for obvious reasons, but super pro Demon lord places tend to become shitty demon realms with that depressing eternal night atmosphere. No thanks to either of the extremes. Also one of the ones based on the west. None of those Zipangu or mist Continent places. I like my castles and ancient woodlands.
>>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Alchemy sounds boring as fuck but is too practical not to get into. You could make potions with the effects of any school of magic, and make money selling them when you git gud. It's just the best choice to specialise in.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Eh, I guess mage? I wouldn't be a very good one though, I'd be more like Rincewind from Discworld.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Most likely her finding my ineptitude at magic cute and taking me in as her familiar.

>> No.23373052

>>23372855
Seems like fun things to list.
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Hobgoblin, Demon, Hellhound Lich, Kikimora, Kobold, Jabberwock, Wight, Baphomet, Salamander, Hinezumi
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
An undead kingdom I've thought way too much about the details of.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
I'd be more of a melee guy but using some elemental stuff would be cool
>what character class would you want?
Some kind of tank/dps dark knight class. Primarily physical attacks but with some chuuni black flames for a special attack or something.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
The story of how I'd meet my harem is way too long and autistic to post here.

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>>23373048
>six people who provided results
...Maybe you should get a better sample size and also not post it in the ass hours.

>> No.23373070

>>23373063
This isn't an ultimate total, but a running result. I have the data set saved to update as I get more results.

>> No.23373093

>>23372696
there was a poll?

>> No.23373095

>>23373070
Do I have to spell out the retarded tier names?

>> No.23373145
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>>23373070
>>23373095
Anyway, if you want my hot opinions:

Top:
>Bapho-chan
>Runya
>Shirokuto

Good:
>Ropurotto

Meh:
>Momonika
>Grelia
>Kuroferuru

No thanks:
>Marune

>> No.23373158

>>23372855
>Favorite species of mamono?
My waifu, obviously
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
We'd be habitual travelers. Seeking out strange and exciting things.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
My waifu is skilled in various magicks. Not sure if she'd teach me anything, but it would probably be limited to RPG basics. I'd probably pick up some utility magic if I can.
>What character class would you want?
Adventurer/Villager (Classless), then going into the Rogue classes. She's the party leader so... I'd probably be her call.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She recognizes my potential and pulls me out of a boring life. Half out of her own boredom and half out of genuine interest to see what I'm capable of.

>> No.23373200

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Inari, and Kitsune in general.
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
A comfy snowy region, or possibly just a temperate region with good season variation.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Probably none since I doubt I'd have any talent for magic in the first place.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Gunner, since apparently those are thing in MGE. Although, I personally quite like the Paladin/Crusader archetype, and the veteran soldier archetype.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
I'm not really sure. I've never really been able to come up with a convincing scenario for how I get an Inari wife.

>> No.23373212

>>23372761
All fine and dandy until the wrong kind of activity happens.

>>23372855
-Holsts/Minos, Kikis, Shogs, most of the mist continent girls, mofu, dragons. Also rabbits. Way too many to list.
-Trying to remember the name of the Venetian era with the sea. Barring that, Zipangu.
-Alchemy, since I'll probably be denied a chance at technomancy
-Monk/Fighter
-Good question. Never bothered to see anything regarding a meeting. Only the before life as a wander, and afterwards with her by my side.

>> No.23373225

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Crow Tengu
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Zipangu or an Undead relam
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Alchemy and magic in general.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Mage
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Meet her while studying and we get top know each other.

>> No.23373252

What would the lofi study girl monsterize into?

>> No.23373288

>>23373252
Werecat

>> No.23373294

>>23373252
wight

>> No.23373307

>>23373252
hakutaku
She would definately enjoy "beats to study to"

>> No.23373331

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Dragon
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
A normal town or city, somewhere calm that I could focus on gitting gud before going on adventures.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Elemental magic for sure.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Probably a usual adventurer seeking treasures and artifacts.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
I'd try to compete with a dragon to see who has the best hoard.

>> No.23373358

>>23373331
>I'd try to compete with a dragon to see who has the best hoard.
So, who wins?

>> No.23373432

>>23373252
would it be scary to see the lofi girl slowly turn her head to look at you?

>> No.23373452

>>23372905
Has KC ever drawn gazer back side? Where do eye stalks come from? What with that fluff?

>> No.23373459

>>23373358
Who knows! She'd most likely boast about how she's always winning though.

>> No.23373463

>>23373452
Tail.

>> No.23373465

>>23373452
It's only the entry. There is no extra art or making of for the Gazer.

>> No.23373480

>>23373459
According to dragon logic, after the two of you get married you become part of her hoard, which means by extension your hoard is her hoard. Therefore, your wife wins.

>> No.23373490

>>23373480
Her hoard is also my hoard and she is part of it. Therefore I win too.

>> No.23373501

If you ever need to conquer and dominate a baphomet, just use fairy powder and a raging mushroom. Even Shiro will call you big bro!

>> No.23373538

Is it a mistake if a Hellhound rapes a 10 year boy(you) with a fat cock?

>> No.23373550

>>23373538
No futa, please

>> No.23373552

>>23372855
>What are your favorite species of Mamano?
Mad Hatter! Though I also like Shoggoths, Dark Mages, Anubi, Khepri, Demons, and a lot of the undead!
>What region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
W~o~n~d~e~r~l~a~n~d~!
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Of those Nymphomancy for sure! Also becoming accustomed to and learning to lean into (for who could truly master it?) the nonsense physics and rulebending nature of Wonderland!
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want? How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamano?
Actually, my envisioning with my life with my Dear Hatter Wife already accounts for this! I'd be an adventurer with moderate combat stats but good intelligence and charisma, so maybe something like a Bard or perhaps unbeknownst to me a Psion of some kind! After adventuring, I'd take some oddjobs that would lead to me meeting my Dear Wife, and I'd just fully accept her madness as welcoming and adjust to my new life as her butlersband!

>> No.23373562

>>23373550
where the fuck did you get futa from?

>> No.23373568

>>23373538
If the ten year old had a fat cock and didn't shove it into his childhood friend, then yes he made a mistake, and the punishment for such mistakes is rape.

>> No.23373571

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Parasite Slime/ Slime carriers
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
The Normal Order Bordering demon realms
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
As i like to think of my self a priest Eros, Fallen God, and Hathor i would say Hieromancy and Nymphomancy. Maybe a little bit of Chaos Magic.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Priest or Cleric. Potential paladin
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She comes to me after being infected unknowingly. Eventually fucking me as i try to help her.

>> No.23373579

>>23373562
>rapes a boy with a fat cock
fan be interpreted as
>rapes a boy using her fat cock

>> No.23373586

>>23373562
>>23373579
Sorry. Couldn't resist. I'll drop the subject.

>> No.23373606

>>23373158
But who is your waifu?

>> No.23373616

>>23373568
a young boy doesn't deserve to face such cruel punishment.

>> No.23373624

is regura too much?

>> No.23373640

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Elves but I have started to like a certain plant girl too
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Somewhere near a forest or river.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
I'm not really a magic person, but I might learn how to do dark insignias for a hobby.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
I'd be those really annoying warrior classes with large health-pools and in-combat health regeneration.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She gets mad at me for building my house near the forest she's sworn to protect, but we eventally become friends, then lovers.

>> No.23373655

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamano?
Wendigo(Dire)
>What region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Deep in a snowy forest. I'll spend a lot of my time inside the coat where its basically like a snowglobe.
>Which school of magic would you most likey specialize in?
Given my environment probably a cryomancer. Although I rather would like to be more of a generic Shaman.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Just a generic adventure probably until I get my specialization.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
If I don't just spawn in right infront of my waifu then I would definitely just have wandered into her woods because I love exploring. Simple as that.

>> No.23373659

>>23372855
Felines
Wonderland without a doubt, although I'd need to get some species from outside in.
Eromancy without a doubt with maybe a minor in necromancy or healing.
A heavy armored spellcaster like a "Dread Knight" or something.
Honestly? I'd probably adventure around for a couple years and end up with an adventuring party/harem.

>> No.23373699

>>23373640
>She gets mad at me for building my house near the forest she's sworn to protect
>Near
>Not even in
Ah, the Finnish elf at work.

>> No.23373740

>>23373624
No. Regura is perfect.

>> No.23373759

>>23373699
Elves are territorial, even when you aren't in their territory.

>> No.23373761
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Will it be a decent fap, or total shit?

>> No.23373780

>>23373452
We have one comment from him regarding the goo. Other than that, itt a mystery.

I'm pretty sure the tentacles all come from the tail. I have a few headcannons, but I'll keep them to myself.

>> No.23373781
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>>23373761
im too depressed to fap

>> No.23373783

>>23373761
What is that? Some VN?

>> No.23373791

>>23373781
Is that you, buddy? I'm...so sorry...

>> No.23373806

>>23372855
>The ice elemental family, god I fucking hate heat
>Demon realm, though honestly anywhere except underwater and wherever the Lovecraft stuff are are fine with me
>Elementalism is nice, especially with a contract. Alchemy isn't too bad but I suck at actual chemistry
>A thief
>I try to steal shit and get claimed as punishment, that or I get tricked into marriage as part of the job

>> No.23373807
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Be wary of MG-friendly apartments with incredibly low rents. There may be some additional conditions to the lease.

Or, you know, actively seek that stuff out if you want...

>> No.23373816

>>23373783
Another pixel art game with character portraits like this and porn CGs.

You play a part-time worker trying to fuck your boss (the annoying-looking bitch that was posted).

He might've posted more details on Twitter since I last checked.

>> No.23373827

>>23373816
>You play a part-time worker trying to fuck your boss (the annoying-looking bitch that was posted).
That could be really awful or super satisfying.

>> No.23373835

>>23373807
You know the way to fix that would be simple just put a toilet lid over the hole

>> No.23373837

>>23372761
To be fair, we had a drought of monster girls for about a year since KC is making that RPG.

>> No.23373845

>>23373761
Are there lewds of this "kobold"?

>> No.23373847

>>23373807
Sauce?

>> No.23373861

>>23373791
what?

>> No.23373878

>>23373761
It's made my hatch so it will likely never see the light of day
>release a 5 minute game boy demo and call it a game
>suddenly decides he's a VN developer and gets art for one done
>drops the project for seemingly no reason after weeks of shilling his Yeti here
>now making another farm game and shills it endlessly
>starts making another game before his farm game is even in alpha
Someone should start a betting pool on how long it takes before it's sidelined for another project

>> No.23373885

>>23373847
https://exhentai.org/g/1600794/1a406d2a3e/

From an anthology. Starts at 117. Untranslated. Wish it was.

>> No.23373890

>>23373878
Sounds like something you could call "Yandere dev" syndrome. Too inept and ADHD to focus or finish one thing before starting another thing that won't be finished.

>> No.23373896

>>23373878
Meanwhile, I'm...

Actually, fuck you. Everything this thread touches turns to suck.

>> No.23373950

What would monster hollywood be like? Would it be as shit as regular hollywood

>> No.23373962

>>23373950
>Would it be as shit as regular hollywood
Undoubtedly, but at least it would be shit in sexier and/or cuter ways.

>> No.23373966

>>23373950
Yes. Now get to back to laughing at Cucklifornia. The grown ups are talking.

>> No.23373967

>>23373890
>Sounds like something you could call "Yandere dev" syndrome.
No, to have a full on case of Yandere dev syndrome you need to at the same time be extremely inept, egotistical and also tell why your fans are wrong because they didn't vote the same as you wanted them to vote in a poll you made. Among other things.
Honestly, while I could go on for several paragraphs on yandere dev, I can't be bothered right now.

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>>23373950
>What would monster hollywood be like?
the most creative people in hollywood are the accountants.

>> No.23373971
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How long can I shirk milking a holstaur till she makes me milk her?

>> No.23373977

>>23373950
Just flip the amounts of sex and violence in regular Hollywood and you have monster hollywood, good luck finding a scary movie that doesn't end up happily ever after

>> No.23373983

>>23373878
I heard Corona bankrupted his game dev budget and so he's raising money by doing a revenue-split with this cheap porn thing. He's still working on the farm game stuff that doesn't require paid assets, supposedly.

But yeah, who knows, maybe neither will be finished. To be fair, this is all hearsay.

>> No.23373988

>>23373950
>Would it be as shit as regular hollywood
Over blown, over produced and over test group focused. Resulting in a bland if good looking movie.
Adding monster girls and porn can't save it. Especially since Tanukis run the whole show.

>> No.23373995

>>23372696
>You get room and board with three meals, your own witch, and you can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like.

Reminder that Runya's sabbath provides an excellent benefits package.

>> No.23374010

Sex with Mindflayer! When you cum, she picks up your orgasm and combines it with her own to create an even bigger, more explosive one!

>> No.23374011

>>23373977
>good luck finding a scary movie that doesn't end up happily ever after
Imagine showing a monster an earth scary movie, that might be too much for them

>> No.23374029

>>23373995
>can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like
One of these days, I'm gonna return home to find my waifu's been taking pedomorpho-potions, because she's got a great idea for a new scheme.

>> No.23374054

>>23373967
Don't worry, I agree that yandere dev is a retard, and probably belongs in prison.

>> No.23374055

>>23373761
I hope it actually gets finished.

>> No.23374063

>>23374010
I love the idea of monsters using magic to combine both their pleasure with their partners. You just know this is a popular practice among mage types.

>> No.23374072

>>23374011
I'm sure my waifu could appreciate Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

>> No.23374088

>>23374011
>Oh, a chainsaw, how sca--WHY IS IT NOT DEMON SILVER?! WHO WOULD MAKE THISSSSSSS?!

>> No.23374100
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Zipangu women sure are exotic

>> No.23374102

>>23373807
Why is there a hole in his apartment wall?

>> No.23374108

>>23374102
Magic hole

>> No.23374112

>>23374088
>Implying there won't be a disclaimer for Mamono who see Earth movies that they are pre-portal.

>> No.23374122
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>>23374088
"Amateurs"
>Bapho-chan

>> No.23374131

>>23374108
Why is there a MAGIC hole in his apartment wall?

>> No.23374155

>>23374011
Forget showing them horror just pull up some Oscarbait or other sad movies like let them watch Schindler's List or I guess for the shotacon's show them The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

>> No.23374159

>>23374100
Make sure not to fetishize them!

>> No.23374169

>>23374010
>>23374063
I wonder what female orgasm feels like, but I don't want to become a woman, so this could be a good arrangement. Also letting her know what male orgasm feels like.

>> No.23374172

>>23374100
Cute mask

>> No.23374180

>>23374131
So he can milk his neighbor

>> No.23374206

>>23374180
It's the reverse, actually.

>> No.23374209

Why show monsters sad and scary movies they deserve happy movies like Forrest Gump

>> No.23374222

>>23374100
Annoying poison bitch.

>> No.23374225

>>23374206
Technically it's both ways

>> No.23374231

>>23372771
When somebody with greater skill and drive writes it.

>> No.23374259

>>23373971
Most Holstaurs can go:
>21 days without having sex
>7 days without being milked
>3 days without being told they're loved
Exceeding those limits can be dangerous to the health of the holstaur, and your pelvis.

>> No.23374264

>>23374209
Because it's funny

>> No.23374266

>>23374225
I wish I could read Japanese so I could better understand this series. I found the first part, and managed to translate enough to figure out how the holes work.

This part is my favorite, though.

>> No.23374267

>>23374011
Imagine exposing them torture porn and snuff. They may never leave their room again.

>> No.23374272

>>23373950
very shit.
male actors would be getting discriminated and sexually harassed by executive producers and directors who are hungry for power and a man's cum and they don't care about the quality of their porn and would have much hotter sex with their favorite actor behind the scenes then the actress fucking him on-camera, with all the genuine rape and everything, which would've sold trillions if filmed and watched by monsters everywhere if it became a feature film.
and the films filmed their are soulless super heroine trash and edgy explosion macho woman films. monster girl hollywood would've been better if pornos were produced and directed by monsters AND men with actual inspiration, talent, and passion.

>> No.23374278

>>23374264
>>23374267
No bully the monsters because next thing you know they confiscate all our nonsexual movies

>> No.23374282

>>23374278
Fair point

>> No.23374288

>>23374209
>Have to explain Vietnam
>Have to explain substance addiction
>Have to explain AIDS

>> No.23374289

>>23374278
Even Mr Bean?

>> No.23374295
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Please take care of Yetis, winter is over and it's getting warmer out

>> No.23374298

>>23374289
Especially Mr. Bean

>> No.23374304

>>23374288
>Have to explain why Jehnay didn't turn into a harpy and fly away
>>23374278
Is that better or worse than them just editing out all the bad and adding in "good endings"

>> No.23374305

>>23374011
I've always imagined my waifu has zero problems with scary movies. I, on the other hand, am a total coward.

It basically turns into role-reversal of the usual scary movie night setup, with her cuddling with me and calming me down.

>> No.23374306

>>23374278
All they'll do is create a blackmarket for "illegal" movies.

>> No.23374307

>>23374272
>soulless super heroine trash and edgy explosion macho woman films
Sounds like regular hollywood

>> No.23374309

>>23374295
Yetis can manage. It's the White Horns that need help staying cool.

>> No.23374313

>>23374288
>implying they wouldn't be used as examples on why the world needed mamanomana and why it's a better place now

>> No.23374320

>>23374295
They're mostly bare skin anyway. And the actual fluffy girls just shed for the summer.

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>>23374309
White Horns are like husky dogs, they need kiddie pools filled with ice to chill out

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>>23372761
I got you, baby. I've been laid-off because of COVID, so that means I got all the time in the world now. So let me ask you this;

What kind of monster girl would you like to date in a visual novel?

>> No.23374329

>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/71756676
Is this what an Arch-Lich looks like?

>> No.23374340

>>23374329
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/71756676
I say it's what a Chuuni Lich looks like

>> No.23374345

>>23374100
Does she yodel mid-coitus?

>> No.23374363

>>23374322
>You know, if you're that hot we could just shear you
>Don't. You. Dare.
Beauty is pain.

>> No.23374383

>>23374340
But she looks so powerful

>> No.23374434

What big scary monsters are most likely into cute animals (and men)?

>> No.23374438

are these thread still so super paranoid about yuri to not allow ffm stuff?

>> No.23374443

>>23374438
Yeah

>> No.23374452

>>23374438
I love it, threesomes are hot

>> No.23374451

>>23374434
alice from monmusu quest apperently liked kittens

>> No.23374457

>>23374438
Nah.

>> No.23374472

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Selkie
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Deep in a forest or along the coastline not dissimilar to the Scottish Hebrides or Danish Faroes
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Elementalism specializing in Earth or Water magicks.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Barbarian/Fighter
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Turn her attempted assault into underwater wrestle-sex

>> No.23374508

>>23374209
>raising your wifes son after she comes crawling back with aids
Maybe for bicorns

>> No.23374527

>>23374307
t. Retard who watches manchildren whine for 20 minutes because a movie had a woman in it

>> No.23374534

>>23374363
>>23374508
>bicorns
>bi

>> No.23374540

>>23374508
>Monstergirls don't even understand the "wife's son" meme due to hard-wired monogamy
>Their faces when you explain it to them

>> No.23374584

>>23374508
>Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

>> No.23374641

This conversation bores me.

It's movie night. What do you watch with your waifu? Any strange traditions? Snacks?

>> No.23374655

>>23374438
Yes. They still go into spasmodics over alps.

>> No.23374658

>>23374641
>What do you watch with your waifu? Any strange traditions? Snacks?
home movies

>> No.23374666

does kobold and other canine mgs moans like a human or go awoooooooo when she orgasm?

>> No.23374671

>>23374641
>What do you watch with your waifu?
All the The Lord of the Rings movies with my Elf waifu
>Any strange traditions?
Setting up a tent in the living room to watch it in
>Snacks?
Trailmix mixed in popcorn

>> No.23374674

>>23374655
>hey still go into spasmodics over alps.
not really

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How do I stop a young ushi from realizing she's strong enough to chokeslam me into a bed and rape me easily? Alternatively how do I become strong enough to out muscle a ushi?

>> No.23374688

>>23374641
we watch neon genesis evangelion, the lighthouse, and berserk
we stare at each other for about an hour
and we eat water and low-sodium crackers

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how much fairy is too much fairy?

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>>23374666
Like a human probably, going too far into animal mannerisms just isn't cute.

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Genuine question: How long do you guys think will take for mge to end?

>> No.23374705
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>> No.23374706

>>23374641
We watch To Catch a Predator, massage each other until one of use shoots out a strange liquid, and eat hot chip

>> No.23374719

>>23374697
about 12 eons, idk.

>> No.23374724
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23374724

Big
Thick
Oni
Thighs

>> No.23374736

>>23374724
whUMPH

>> No.23374768

>>23374691
I agree that there's a VERY fine line between, cute and endearing, and annoying.

>> No.23374779

>>23372855
Holsts.
Preferably somewhere plainsy with mountains close by but I could accept forested country side.
Necromancy.
The only setup that works would be oathbreaker paladin/necromancer because I refuse to be a battlebard.
>minding my own business getting a farm set up like my grand father had just like his grandfather had
>a wild holst appears
>????
>profit
The real challenge would be to get her on my side when it comes to cloning undead via mildly disturbing but arguably ethical means.

>> No.23374790

>>23374674
Really*
Ftfy. Last time there was a serious discussion on them here a few months back the place exploded and lost their shit.

>> No.23374791

>>23374438
Depends on the time of day. I had a pretty calm talk about yuri and ffm recently in here.

>> No.23374797

>>23374705
I like vampires but I've always been super scared of getting shots so being bit is even scarier but they are so cute

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>>23374797

>> No.23374838

>>23374790
And people have talked about them from then to now and no big freakouts. Except some futafag being a fag.

>> No.23374840

>>23374818
Good thing I like Dhampirs more they will protect my rare AB- blood

>> No.23374855

>>23374797
Meanwhile, I'm sitting over her with an award for frequent blood donations and I want nothing to do with vampires. Ours is a cruel world or it would be if there were MG to feel the cruelty.

>> No.23374887

>Wind up taking a hot shower around the time when the portals open
>Glacies just pops up in the shower with you, sudden hot water turns her on to the point she jumps you
Yay or nay

>> No.23374904

>>23374887
>Things or people popping into my house unbidden
That's a nay from me, dawg.

>> No.23374907

>>23374855
>She hears you like to donate blood a lot.

>> No.23374917

>>23374904
You are gonna get raped when the portals open, so take it like a man.

>> No.23374924

>>23372855
>Favorite Species
Kikimora, Inari, Lilim, Dragon, Demon
>Regions to live in
Wandering the wilderness; Green Demon Realms; Zipangu maybe.
>School of Magick specialization?
I don't know what MGE category my native telekinetics and teleportation would fall under, but other than that most likely Elementalism.
>JRPG 'class'
What's lightly-armored and uses lots of magick, but prefers to avoid and escape combat instead of Fireballing everything that moves?
>Meeting the Waifu
I'm going to stop here in order to avoid stretching this post out with paragraphs of mediocre greentext. Maybe I'll write a shitty self-origin story later.

>> No.23374932

>>23374840
Until you cut yourself on something while she's around.

>> No.23374936

>>23374932
She would bandage me

>> No.23374937

>>23374932
>Until you cut yourself
im not an emo

>> No.23374944

>>23374917
>take it like a man.
Swinging until the MAMONO MANA and/or dank monster pussy kick in? You got it.

Or she could just knock. I'm not that difficult, really. Just be nice, convince me the animal parts are real and she'd be halfway into my pants.

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>>23374944
the chase is half the foreplay

>> No.23374963
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>>23374887
>Glacies in a hot shower
Run while it's super steamy and she can't see

>> No.23374966

>>23374904
I kinda want to close the door on a shog introducing herself and have her ooze through the door cracks unfazed and ready to maid.

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>>23374917
If I got what I wanted, she wouldn't even need to lift a finger.

>> No.23374999

>>23374966
call your kiki to take out the trash

>> No.23375003
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23375003

Which monster should come next out of these monsters on this list? What are your ideas for them?

>> No.23375019
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23375019

Can I make a Nacho still verbally abuse me after I fuck away her venom?

>> No.23375022

>>23374966
You know, I think--yeah, I'd prefer that to some portal opening up directly inside my house. Like, an effort was maid, and I'd have proof that I was either tripping balls or something paranormal was happening.

>> No.23375028

Wisp's design is so fucking good, and I love possessive yanderes
but I don't want to be trapped in a weird spirit-cage for eternity

>> No.23375049

>>23375003
Nalusa Falaya

>> No.23375051

>>23374641
There's the aforementioned scary movies where she's mainly watching me be all scared.

Other than that, I'm up for whatever. Snacks are probably popcorn and ice cream.

>> No.23375067

>>23375019
If you like it, of course. Even with her venom fucked away she'll still insult you but in a slightly more loving tone.

>> No.23375080

>>23374838
There have been minor occurrences where its just people screaming gay is what theres been.
This is the second most civil alp discussion that's occured in the past 6 months.

>> No.23375086
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>>23372761
No fucking content.

>> No.23375089

>>23375003
Draugr, so they can reenact For Honor with a Dullahan and an Ochimusha

>> No.23375093

>>23374904
This. Intruders get the home defense magnum load buckshot rounds.

>> No.23375094

>>23375003
Tsuchinoko Lamia

>> No.23375101

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Hellhound, manticore, amazoness.

>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Elementalism.

>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Paladin

>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Get into big fight with very strong Monster, who makes me know what real strength is.

>> No.23375110

>>23375003
>Ammit
Flaming Tires' autistic board /monster/ already tried to make her

>Kamaitachi, Ghoul, Banshee, Dullahan, Ittan-Momen, Redcap, Gargoyle, Arachne, Wendigo, Minotaur, Bunyip
Already in MGE

>Gashadokuro
Would basically be the Queen Slime variant in the sense that it would be a colony of skeletons controlled by a "Core".

>Teke teke, Jikiniki, Pantianak, Ningen, Preta
Shit.

>Nuckelavee
Far too busy of a design for a waifu, some kind of bullshit horsepussy shenanigans involved since it'd be like Quelaag.

>Draugr
Just viking zombies/Ghouls

>Cerberus
Fuck off

>Black Dog
Synonymous with a Hellhound

>Nalusa Falaya
Has some potential to it.

>Chupacabra
Fucking KC, Monorus already designed the ideal template for one but you won't let her suck goats.

>> No.23375132
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23375132

>>23375094
Odds KC would shamelessly allude to a familiar design?

>> No.23375168

>>23375067
I'm messed up that if I ended up with a Nacho, she'd be a bizarro version, talking shit to me post-dicking that somehow feels comforting, while under the venom influence she'd give me compliments in a way that doesn't feel genuine at all.

>> No.23375171

>>23375132
Not stacked enough

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23375182

>>23375110
A better question is how a Shirime would work.

>> No.23375191

>>23375003
Seconding >>23375094 as well as Nuckelavee rapehorse.

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>>23374724
Red Onis are the biggest and the strongest!

>> No.23375197

>>23374768
>there's a VERY fine line between, cute and endearing, and annoying
Not just annoying but worse, a turn-off.

>> No.23375198

>>23375171
That's the second most-stacked worm I've seen.

>> No.23375202

>>23375003
AMMIT BE PRAISED

>> No.23375211

>>23375192
I prefer them small. Or slathering my dick in sake, licking it till I cum, then commenting on how the combination is delicious.

>> No.23375213

>One day Sabbath MGs corner you outside as you are leaving class at college.
>They drag you to a Bapho where she challenges you to *Insert card game here*
>You had experience playing the game years ago, but don't entirely remember the mechanics
>You wind up beating her by the skin of your teeth.
>You leave as she throws a fit
>Campus hears about what happened
>You are given a deck of random cards and then roped into a large tourney, your dick being the prize for all the MGs while you just want to be left alone.
For Mamono, Card games are serious business if dick is involved as the prize.

>> No.23375223

>>23375168
Nothing wrong with some off profile quirks, everyone has their preferences and she sounds like a fun Nacho.

>> No.23375229
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>>23375028
I imagine that the cage isn't necessarily just a cage, that inside it could be like a whole world
I imagine an infinite plane of strange ornate ironwork and glass, with weird blue light glowing up from below.
The 'ground' is warm, and the sky is filled with a strange haze that obscures the hypothetical horizon.
You're thirsty, hungry, you'd like to sleep- but you dare not close your eyes. You hear something like sighs, moans, even laughter on the wind- and it feels like something is watching you.

>> No.23375262

>>23375019
Ignore her for a few days. Works with Cursed Swords too.

>> No.23375275
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Small big girls!

>> No.23375282

>>23375182
Very carefully, similar to the Noppera-Bou or Nue.

>> No.23375291

>>23375275
Hmm...how good is she?

>> No.23375298

>>23375275
The best.
Nothing like a happy go lucky lizardman joining the party because she's a 'master at arms!' but I'm twice her height and she's got breasts bigger than her head.

>> No.23375334

>>23375275
Tsun Draph is pretty good. They're made for accidentally falling on to you in compromising positions.

>> No.23375357

>>23375229
>'Where exactly are you going?'
>Great. Hallucinating for sure, now.
>'There's nowhere to be, Love. Give up.'
>There MUST be some way out of this place. You were outside, before, weren't you?
>'There isn't. Come to me, come-'
>How did you get here? Why can't you remember?
>'It wasn't pretty, love. Forget all about that'
>Gods, you're thirsty.
>'Give in. I'll quench your desire...'
>If you pass out now, you're dead for sure. You don't wake back up from heatstroke.
>'Oh, you hardly have to worry about that NOW. Just stop resisting, I'll take care of everything..'
>Can't give up.
>'YOU'RE MINE.'
>Must be... water... somewhere...
>'And you always will be.'
>Laying on the strange warm glass, vision fades-
>And the last thing you think you'll ever see, is a pale smiling face
>And eyes like the flames beneath your feet

>> No.23375366

>>23375357
I love it

>> No.23375380

>>23375357
Ever read Penywise's Wisp story? It's pretty old, but kinda nice.

>> No.23375384
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23375384

The Covid-19 vaccine is ready! Hold still!

>> No.23375387

does the mge world have trains?

>> No.23375390

>>23375380
Doesn't sound familiar, have a link?

>> No.23375394

>>23374327
Sheepgirl, imposter-kun

>> No.23375414

>>23374327
Fluffy Tails, duh.

>> No.23375427
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>>23375394
Sheepgirls, even among the common MGs, hold a special place in my heart.

Perhaps I'll have my waifu wear a sheep costume sometime. It would be nice and fluffy. Would be fun when she tries to help me sleep. She wouldn't really be able to pull off a Holst costume.

>> No.23375440

>>23375384
Hey wait a second. That's not just dark matter, is it?

>> No.23375446

>>23375440
Accept the cure, anon!

>> No.23375449

>>23375387
They have airships. Probably magiteck, however.

I have a setting based off the canon MGE where global tech is advanced past the industrial revolution to the turn of the century, complete with trains and even rudimentary aeroplanes.

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>>23375387
I'm sure they have rails and carts to go with them for mining, and you have advanced automatons and gremlins who could probably develop or find a schematic for it in ruins. I wouldn't be surprised if there's zeppelins in MGE

>> No.23375460

>>23375387
i have never understood train otaku.

>> No.23375477

>>23375446
But I only want my waifu's mana in me.

>> No.23375502

>>23375451
One of the Side 3 islands mentions neon lights and airships.

Also gremlin labs where nerdy human men are... persuaded...to become lab assistants.

>> No.23375513

can a lich become a wight?

>> No.23375515
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23375515

How many p'orcs and h'orcs do I have to impregnate till I get the title of "Dark Lord"?

>> No.23375517

>>23375515
400 babies!

>> No.23375532

>>23375515
My revolving door of fetishes is rapidly taking me back to muscle girls. My waifu is gonna have some fun.

>> No.23375536

>>23375110
Fuck off

>> No.23375543

>>23375515
It fluctuates. Right now it's 2. Tomorrow it will be 24.

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>>23375502
Since there's some advanced tech does this mean there could be a shitty Adeptus Mechanicus equivalent?
>Initiation into the cult requires fucking a toaster
>Initiates get an Automaton waifu when they join
>>23375515
No such title exists for the orcs, the highest is "Lewdboss"

>> No.23375549

>Very conservatively dressed monster girl
>Very regal and reserved behavior
>Bandaid instead of panties
Who's the most likely culprit?

>> No.23375552

>>23375229
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a CAAAAAAGE!
>Honey, please stop. You've been singing that song for months now...

>> No.23375563

>>23375549
Elves, it's always elves

>> No.23375565

>>23375549
Wight afraid of VPL under ten layers of skirt.

>> No.23375573

>>23375515
You've either got to aggressively flirt with the current H'Orc Warchiefs, or help a bunch of P'Orc runts rise to power.

>> No.23375576

>>23375515
P'ORC WAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.23375595

>>23375573
>tfw you will never Shadow of War some dominated P'orcs up the ladder to Warchiefs

>> No.23375602
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>>23375549
Mantises
>Quiet
>Reserved
>Helpful
>Nice
>Not afraid to stalk you in the woods while slowly cutting articles of clothing
>Only after leaving you completely nude does she show up giving you a false sense of security
>Then shreds her own clothes showing she's only wearing 3 bandaids to cover her dedicates
>Wake up in your bed next morning
>She pretends it never happened and you're left wondering if it was a dream
>That it until she gives you the ever so slightest smirk while showing she isn't wearing panties

>> No.23375606
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Look at this dumb Lim

>> No.23375627

>>23375606
She doesnt look that dumb she managed to zip her hoody up

>> No.23375633
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23375633

>>23375627
She's still a NEET

>> No.23375642

>restaurant with sexy loli waitresses, great food prepared by the culinary sabbath branch, the restaurant is also a strip club with loli dancers performing for you while you eat. satyr loli bartenders and alcohol to last you a shoggoth's lifetime. rumor has it that if you give them an extra 50 bucks, they'll squirt on your food with their cunny juices, behind-the-scenes in the kitchen
would you check it out?

>> No.23375651

How much floof does a Kitsune's mofu contain? How about NINE mofu?

>> No.23375654

>>23375651
is there a meusrment of floof?

>> No.23375664

>>23375654
I don't know, ask Ran.

>> No.23375667

>>23375642
no

>> No.23375674

>>23375633
Poor girl

Nobody can make it through her army to fuck her

>> No.23375678
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23375678

Alright anons tell me who the greatest waifu is and why she's a shoggoth

>> No.23375680

>>23375642
Good job turning it into classless memeshit with the spoiler part.

>> No.23375696

>>23375642
Sure as hell would

>> No.23375702

>>23375642
Oh, absolutely.

>> No.23375706

>>23375427
They're just so comfortable. No other waifu is so restful without it being their only gimmick Dormouse

>> No.23375708

>>23375291
You have to break past her horny exterior to get at the horny interior

>> No.23375711

>>23375380
https://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb/

>> No.23375713

>>23375642
Extremely

>> No.23375717

How would a human woman who has lost a limb react to it growing back after monsterizing? Would she be indifferent, emotional, or just happy that she can use it to pleasure a man?

>> No.23375736

>>23375717
Regrowing a limb isn't a guarantee.

>> No.23375743
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>>23375708
Do tsun little cows jab at the men they like with their horns?

>> No.23375753

>>23375736
Imagine monsterizing with regrowth of your phantom limb as a main selling point just to not get it. Extremely sad for all girls. Very bulliable if an alp.

>> No.23375767

>>23375743
I'm putting marshmallows on the end of her horns when she's not looking.

>> No.23375777

>>23375743
Of course

You stick the people you like with long hard things

>> No.23375787

>>23375753
I'd just go and ask Gremlin-chan for a special prosthetic for my newly monsterized wife. Though I imagine there's problems with that too.
>"My wife's new arm is stuck on the handjob setting."
>"That's the only setting."

>> No.23375794

>>23375767
Oh I would bully her so hard doing stuff like that. What's she gonna do about it, standing paizuri me? I'd make it up to her by giving her horns a good polishing, though.

>> No.23375808

are there any famous normalfags on the internet that likes MGE?

>> No.23375814

>>23375808
Slash posted a picture of a lava golem to his Twitter once

>> No.23375825

>>23375814
What was the context?

>> No.23375835
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>>23375414
What type of fluffy tails you want, friend?

You want domineering, motherly, tomboyish, affable, emotionless, girlfriendly, or yandere? Give me a personality type.

>> No.23375858

>>23375835
Dominant, Girlfriend, Yandere- all of those are good.
Let's do Yandere- but maybe more the possessive-assertive kind, rather than the murder-y kind.

>> No.23375864

>>23375753
Or imagine this:
>be human paladin girl
>questing and shit
>find monstergirl filled dungeon
>cowardly monstergirls don't want to fight, keep running away
>get so angry that you actually cleave a support column in half
>leads to a terrible cave in of the portion of dungeon you were in
>you regain consciousness
>your left arm is buried under huge chunks of rubble
>you can't even feel it
>you're pretty much a sitting duck right now
>you have to amputate
>.....
>you apply a tourniquet
>chop
>pass out in the dungeon. At least you won't be conscious when the monsters eat you piece by piece

>wake up in a soft bed
>feel really weird, and slightly horny
>the monstergirls you were chasing surround your bedside, and a big dummy-thicc echidna is at your bedside
>she didn't like your scaring her monstergirl friends, but all of them refused to let you die, so they all rescued you
>they couldn't do anything about the amputated arm (which they were horrified by, but impressed with the act), so instead, they gave you a whole bunch of extra limbs by making you into an arachne

>> No.23375869

>>23375825
https://twitter.com/Slash/status/1056253513343238144

>> No.23375875

>>23375642
>Food
Yes

You do not understand how much I am delighted by food. I am a scrawny twig-man, but I cannot resist the allure of good food.

Is it a fetish? I don't think so, since it's not sexual.

>> No.23375894

>>23375835
Whatever Atlach-nacha is but without the switch
and also be a womanlet

>> No.23375898

>>23375706
Ah...of course! Year of the Rat!!

My waifu shall wear adorable mouse ears and a thin, loose-fitting nightgown! This could become a New Year's tradition.

The blush on her face fills me with joy and anticipation of her inevitable retaliation.

>> No.23375914

>>23375835
Motherly sounds pretty good for a fox.

>> No.23375931

>Summer approaching
>mofu wife can't sleep unless I'm wrapped in her tails
>refused my offer to buy her a body pillow to replace me during the hotter months

Pls help. Mofu induced heat stroke is likely

>> No.23375938

>>23375931
solution: mattress cooling pad

>> No.23375945

>>23375938
What about sleeping with a lava golem? A ignis?
hellhound? dragon? Salamander?

>> No.23375962

>>23375945
The firey elemental sorts will probably change your perception of what is comfortably hot/cool to fit them
Hellhound, dragon, salamander- while warm-bodied, they do not pose the insulative danger of excessive Fluffy Tail immersion. Reduce the thickness or number of sheets and you should be fine.

>> No.23375974

>>23375945
I did wonder about camping with a salamander companion. It'd be a bother to have her tail set the tent on fire while we're sleeping but it probably doesn't work like that.

>> No.23376006

>>23375869
god i hate normalfags now

>> No.23376020

>>23375606
>>23375633
I want to stick my penis inside this lim.

>> No.23376032 [SPOILER] 
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>>23375835
When it comes to fluffy tails, I only have one request.

>> No.23376035

>>23376032
imagine the smell of her tail haha

>> No.23376038
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23376038

Glacial pace but I still live

wip
https://pastebin.com/LF16gBMU

>> No.23376048

>>23375869
Unironically based

>> No.23376054

>>23376032
Gazer is a cute.

>> No.23376104

>>23375869
https://twitter.com/Slash/status/1213319204159414273

>> No.23376110
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23376110

>>23375835
Nut fluff.

>> No.23376114

>>23376032
The one benefit of fluffy tails is pushing them aside to see the huge badonkadonks a monstergirl has

>> No.23376118

>>23374584
>”So she’s his daughter.”
>”So her mom is part of a harem?”
>”But they’re married”
>”You silly humans can’t even get married correctly”

>> No.23376131

>>23374705
So is she putting fake blood on his neck or putting a clotting agent?

>> No.23376143

>>23376131
I thought it was a disinfectant but I don't know.

>> No.23376147

>>23376131
It's a disinfectant.

>> No.23376150
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>>23375835
Wicked, manipulative and dominant on the surface, affectionate and clingy on the inside.

>> No.23376152

>>23376150
But that's how I like my apophis

>> No.23376178
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23376178

What do you do if your big meaty wife passes out on top of you? Do you just accept your fate and be smothered, or try and grope her until she rolls off of you?

>> No.23376194

god, i want to play a monster girl version of animal crossing so bad. just imagine.

>> No.23376202

>>23376114
>The one benefit
I will brush it to calm me down, and I will sleep on it if I am tired. That's more than one.

>> No.23376209

>>23376178
grope until she rolls off and then continuing thereafter for several minutes

>> No.23376212

>>23376194
You mean sex?
Or did you fall for the furry meme?

>> No.23376213

>>23376131
It's a common disinfectant brand over there.
Just rub some spit and dirt in it and call it good. The improved immune system is good for blood production.

>> No.23376217

>>23376054
Gazer is indeed cute.

>> No.23376218

>>23376194
>"I can help renovate your house for another 1 million bells. Or for free if you agree to a more long-term partnership~"

>> No.23376224

>>23375229
Does that mean if I go to the center of town and look up I can see her panties?

>> No.23376227

>>23376224
She doesn't wear panties

>> No.23376232

>>23375384
That plunger handle is far too short to push that much liquid.

>> No.23376241

>>23376178
Acceptance and maybe a little groping.

>> No.23376244

>>23375387
I want to see the Automaton version of Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max

>> No.23376245

>>23376152
It works just as well with ancient evil foxes.

>> No.23376251

>>23376194
>all the big shadows in the water are all sea bass mermaids that fight in armies against oarfish, stringfish, and blue marlin mermaids so they can be captured by nice villagers.

>> No.23376253

>>23375552
Everybody’s working for the WEEKEND!

>> No.23376271

>Ice Queen-San wants to be a better snuggler in bed
>instead of her usual icy silk sleepwear she put on a fur bikini, fur paw slippers and gloves, and a wool scarf
>opens her "paws" to her husband with a stoic expression waiting for a hug
>husband is having a giggle in bed at her Yeti cosplay
>it was unusually cold that night, but Ice Queen's cuddles were never better than that night

>> No.23376273

>>23375753
Anyone have the greentext of the paraplegic becoming a lamia?

>> No.23376326

>>23374705
>Didn't even put a bandaid on it and kiss it to make it better.

>> No.23376337

>>23376251
Imagine going fishing and coming home with a harem of different mermaid species in a huge cooler on wheels. I bet the first one you catch will be arguing that she's head wife.

>> No.23376344

Why do mamono shops charge single men more? isn't this discrimination

>> No.23376345

>>23376006
>now

>> No.23376347

>>23376326
>giving cattle that much consideration
Next you'll say they need to sleep inside and eat people food.

>> No.23376352

>>23376326
That's something you can expect more from a vampire momster who occasionally feeds off her son rather than a younger vamp.

>> No.23376371
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23376371

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by recreating the love-making scene between Guts and Caska to honor Berserk's return from hiatus?

>> No.23376429
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I need a CC who won't be honest about her age.

>> No.23376435

>>23376371
How about I recreate a new Idolm@ster game instead?

>> No.23376439

>>23376371
Now that's an old meme

>> No.23376441

>>23376439
Only the vintage memes fit this revelation.

>> No.23376448

>>23376178
FAT cat.

>> No.23376453

>>23376429
Those are some fat titties for a teenager.

>> No.23376477

>>23376453
She'll insist that all teens are that size nowadays, despite being bigger than a high school holst.

>> No.23376479

>>23376453
She had a growth spurt!

>> No.23376482

>>23376371
Zombies are cuties

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23376493

>when you tell her it's brushing time

>> No.23376499

>>23376347
>you will never be a rude GILF vampire's bloodbag

>> No.23376516

>Super nice Vampire that loves humans because they have blood and pampers her bloodbag
>Mean Dhampir that hates humans because they give themselves to vampires too easily and dominates the man she has to protect so that he can't get stolen away
Which sister would be better

>> No.23376518

>>23376499
Good, I don't know if my self-esteem could handle rude/mean monstergirls.

>> No.23376519

reminder that if you don't agree with a lilem, she'll press the giant red button next to her and instantly monster mana bomb your kingdom.

>> No.23376520

>>23376499
Gonna eat garlic when she isn't looking to get back at her.

>> No.23376528

>>23376519
That still won't stop her from getting bullied online.

>> No.23376533

>>23376371
Depends. Will we get 2 chapters? Otherwise that's still a hiatus.

>> No.23376537

>>23376493
>Mofufufu~

>> No.23376540

>>23376516
Both. I Want to be gently pumped dry by vampire before the dhampir dominates us both and drains me even more dry. Losts of Vampire/Dhampir kissing as well.

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>>23376533
>resuming serialization
That implies 2, maybe even 3 chapters this year.

>> No.23376543

>>23376371
>Guts having sex with someone so weak she becomes used goods in front of him.
nah, zombie-chan deserves something better.

>> No.23376547

>>23376518
She only degrades you because she loves you.

>> No.23376555

>>23376543
This post brought to you by loli Witch

>> No.23376569

>>23376543
Cringe

>> No.23376580

>>23376540
I bet she would chide you for being so weak you get your blood sucked by a vampire as pathetic as her sister

>> No.23376583

I want to force a captive dragon to watch hours of MERE'd porn until she finally breaks and becomes a female lizard herself.

>> No.23376590

>>23376583
Dammit Dragonborn the ancestors did not build the trap in Whiterun for this

>> No.23376592

>>23376583
What if she breaks you instead?

>> No.23376594

>>23376569
?

>> No.23376599

>>23376594
Your post was cringe.

>> No.23376601

>>23376592
Can always try some scheme again the next day.

>> No.23376603

>>23376590
What else are you supposed to do with it? Have it hold her while using your thu'um to shout lewd words at her?

>> No.23376604

>>23376592
Dragon's only chance to break me is by acting mere and presenting herself with plenty of meaty tail action

>> No.23376606

>>23376599
why is it cringe

>> No.23376611

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, while the simplicity of the wurm seems like an advantage, don't forget that it also means they can be tough to bargain with when they want something.

>> No.23376614

>>23376580
She would for sure! She would also bully Her vamp sister for being so weak as to get so dominated by her.

>> No.23376623

>>23376604
What's the proper way to lewd a meaty dragon tail?

>> No.23376624

>>23376555
i hate witches, gib dark mage

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>>23376541

>> No.23376631

>>23376626
Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea

>> No.23376636

>>23376569
That rape scene was fucked up, though.

>> No.23376651

>>23376626
Slan's attack on Guts is one way I imagine realmsilver to work.

No physical injuries but fucked up his magical body...or whatever...it was so long ago.

>> No.23376659

>>23376626
That momster would embarrass her kid way too often

>> No.23376662

>>23375003
>Dybbuk
>Israel

Country is a little young to be having mythical creatures don't you think?

>> No.23376664

>>23376626
Cool Momsters are the best.

>> No.23376673

>>23376662
>little young to be having mythical creatures
Not really.

>> No.23376698

>>23376664
Gotta remind you momster that cool moms milk their sons daily. Wake-up bjs are for really cool moms.

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23376720

>>23376477
Tell me more of these high school holsts

>> No.23376728

>>23376720
Should probably get her to the hospital and get that horn wound checked out.

>> No.23376745

>>23376720
>"Let's make a soccer team!"
Silly little cow. Let's make two.

>> No.23376819

>>23376720
Cool horns!

>> No.23376830

>>23376626
So is she a medusa or a werebat

>> No.23376837

>>23376830
She's Slaan, Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea. That is enough.

>> No.23376869

>>23376244
>Gustav
>Not Dora

>> No.23376911

does heaven and hell exist in MGE? what's the punishment for doing bad deeds while in hell?

>> No.23376912

>>23376911
I think you can fill in the blanks.

>> No.23376913

>>23376911
i mean, what punishment do you get when you're in hell after doing bad deeds during your time on Earth

>> No.23376918

>>23376913
Burning foreverally?

>> No.23376958

How do I get a "demo" version of having sex with a certain species before going through with the full, real version in case their looks, style, and gimmick don't do anything for my penis?

>> No.23376964

>>23376958
Visit your local nightmare or mindflayer.

>> No.23376976

>>23376911
The MGE afterlife is pretty vague with nothing to go on besides a few random tweets over the past decade. There's a heavenly realm that the Chief God resides in but it's unknown if she allows anyone other than her angels and fellow uncorrupted gods inside.
There's an underworld that all souls initially pass into before being reincarnated, temporarily punished, or allowed to move on, but we don't know if the punishment involves being sent to any place similar to hell. One Lilim did make a spirit realm similar to it to contain humans deemed too dangerous, though chances are it's just a place for sadist monsters to try reforming men through rape.

>> No.23377027

>>23376976
Monsters loathe evil humans to the point of willing to kill them if threatened enough. More likely her realm is more a prison of crushing isolation.

>> No.23377038

>>23376869
That does work better. I’m not an Alp I swear.

>> No.23377102

>>23377027
There is something like that in a figurative sense. Eros has the ability to curse people so that they cn never be loved again. If you’re familiar with C.S. Lewis’ four types of love you can see why this curse is worse than death.

>> No.23377117

>>23377102
Yeah the iron or black cupid errows cupid's fire. Although that's only for cheaters and the like and usually it can be fixed. I could see that magic being used in the lilims prison though.

>> No.23377119

How stupid are Wocks?

>> No.23377130

>>23377117
The black arrows are not for cursing, they cause the target to feel cold and alone and strongly desire affection. They're for ignorant or self-centered cases.
They're used as a different approach to pairing people up, not necessarily as a punishment.

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>>23377119
They're extremely intelligent but the second it becomes sex related they become literal fucking degenerate animals

>> No.23377170

>>23377119
They're a race of gaudy sluts but don't let that deceive you. A Jabberwock is every bit as intelligent as her vanilla brethren until you temporarily reduce her to a mere lizard by suddenly shoving your cock down her throat.

>> No.23377184

>>23377119
Extremely intelligent but all the brain power goes to finding new lewd shit to do.

>> No.23377186

>>23377170
>mereing jabber through sex
Wrong kiddo.

>> No.23377199

>>23376244
>>23376869
You can't forget Shekinaga, the honorary train. She's already a Living Doll, too.

>> No.23377211

How would one make a lizard feel like a dragon

>> No.23377219

>>23377170
I do believe wocks are in a constant state of dominant mere'd.

>> No.23377220

>>23377186
Pushing your sexual desire on them is exactly how you mere them.

>> No.23377222

>>23377211
Offer up a virgin so she doesn't destroy you village.
The virgin is you.
Also let her have a lot of money.

>> No.23377262

>>23377102
I dunno, doesn't seem too different to me.

>> No.23377266

>>23377211
Worship her fat tail.

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23377269

>>23375858
>>23375894
>>23375914
>>23376032
>>23376110
>>23376150

Motherly yandere of the possessive-assertive kind whom is wicked, manipulative and dominant on the surface, affectionate and clingy on the inside? I'm like, trying to wrap my head around your collective thoughts, does this come close?

>> No.23377276

How do you inverse MERE a lizard?

>> No.23377282

>>23377148
Never try to out-degenerate a jabberwock.
You're just gonna get to the point where /d/orse, vore, tentacle sex is as vanilla to her as missionary is to the average person. Our brains can't even comprehend the fetishes that jabberwocks can come up with

>> No.23377284

>>23377276
Training montage.

>> No.23377294

>KC made the lewdest dragon brown skinned.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.23377300

>>23377294
Post this dragon and we shall inspect it

>> No.23377315
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>>23377294
>Brown skin
>Multiple tongues
>Will literally do anything you want
>Probably has a cute English-style accent
>Pink breath for lewding you
>Proud of her depravity
Honestly, jabberwocks are some of the best girls out there. They're only outdone by sandworms. But they make a solid second place

>> No.23377319

The secret weapon to combating hellhounds is a vacuum cleaner

>> No.23377328

>>23377319
>not a spray bottle

>> No.23377332

>>23377315
I want a JK wock to start a Perversion Club around me!

>> No.23377335

>>23377328
>evaporates before touching them

>> No.23377336

>>23377269
Sounds good.

>> No.23377338

>>23377319
Lemons are more effective and mobile

>> No.23377344

>>23377338
That's for Cheshires.

>> No.23377347

>>23377344
Works for hellhounds too

>> No.23377350

>>23377338
There are advances that make them cordless.

>> No.23377356

>>23377350
Yes, but they're big and awkward. Lemons you can stuff in your pocket and surprise them with them

>> No.23377362

>>23377262
Probably not. If Eros’ curse does what it says it means that all love, whether familial or even between friends, becomes completely unavailable to the cursed person.

So the difference is that in mamono prison you’re basically trapped in indefinite solitary confinement and if you’re cursed it becomes metaphysically incapable of forming a bond with any other living creature.

>> No.23377367

>>23377347
Doesn't Mountain Dew, too?

>> No.23377370

>>23377362
Yeah, no, still doesn't sound any different.

>> No.23377382

>>23377356
But the fear at the sound is the best part. Especially when riding your trusty steed a lawnmower

>> No.23377404

>>23377370
Basically it’s the difference between starving to death in a cold empty room and starving to death in a buffet where all the food is locked behind bulletproof glass.

>> No.23377417

>>23377332
Something along the lines of the SOS Brigade or the Far-East Magical Napping Society of Summer, but lewd!

>> No.23377437

>>23377338
Well you know what they say when life gives you women

>> No.23377447

>>23377437
Make daughterus?

>> No.23377457

>>23377437
Don't do it cave johnson

>> No.23377467

>>23375003
>tfw no Teke teke amputee wife to dick into changing her murderhobo ways
feels sad man

>> No.23377476 [SPOILER] 
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23377476

>>23377437
>Well you know what they say when life gives you women
Jump inside her mouth and fuck her tongue over and over again until you've assembled an army of daughterus, and then fuck tongue her some more because it feels good

>> No.23377495

Can you make a manticore docile with catnip? Or a jinko?

>> No.23377549

>>23377457
But I wanna fuck an evil automaton

>> No.23377611

>>23377495
That's a crapshoot. It's meme that they only get docile. Much like drunkards in real life there can be energetic catnippers and angry catnippers just like there are catnippers that get lazy. You're basically hoping they don't go with either of the other 2 options versus the 1 option that would save you.

>> No.23377647

>>23377404
Honestly, Eros curse sounds like the worst. And I still don’t get how this still exisit where bicorns are a thing.

Aldo seams slightly extreme for just cheating, it would be morr merciful to just kill the dude.

>> No.23377680
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23377680

>No story about Swordlim corrupting mansion losers

>> No.23377698
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23377698

>>23377647
> entire setting based on a veritable smorgsbord of surprise sex
> "Stick your dick in anything other than your waifu and you die foreveralone"

>> No.23377703

>>23377698
To be fair, sticking your dick in most monstergirls mean they become your waifu so it's okay. You just have to take responsibility.

>> No.23377704

>>23377698
Yeah, that’s kinda what I’m getting at.
I don’t even know if you can be cured from the curse.
Hell, I probably would avoid getting married if it made it so I never had to worry about getting the curse. I can live without a wife but I can live without having friends or family or anyone.

>> No.23377706

>>23377704
>I can live without having friends
Can’t* damn it.

>> No.23377708

I nutted to lamiaroid twice

>> No.23377709

>>23377680
>Female knight manages to callenge Selene to a duel
>Fight is one sided as mos lilim fights go.
>Selene lifts her up and whispers in her ear
>"Your humanity is mine"
>Then and there Selene changes her into a monster

>> No.23377710

Boning more than 1 monster is as bad as cuckshit

>> No.23377720

>>23377710
This but unironically.

>> No.23377730

>>23377710
Yes, but also consider: harems is great

>> No.23377732

>>23377709
So what happens if a guy manges to beat Selene?

>> No.23377734

>>23377720
Who the fuck said I was being ironic.

>> No.23377742
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23377742

>>23377319
>Want to do some housecleaning
>Floors are kinda dirty, go into the closet to grab the vacuum cleaner
>Your Hellhound wife hears the familiar plastic clunking noises of the machine being dragged out
>Her breathing increases along with her heartrate
>You plug in the vacuum and turn it on
>You swear you hear her mumble some swears
>"Are you okay?" you ask
>She assures you shes fine
>Turn on the machine
>Hear somebody running at mach speed
>You turn your head and your wife is no longer in the living room
>Think nothing of it and continue with cleaning
>After you're done you find her curled up underneath the covers of your bedroom, whimpering

>> No.23377787

>>23377742
My mom's terrier made vacuuming very difficult because she kept trying to kill it. Terriers ain't afraid of nothing.

>> No.23377792

>>23377698
If I ever get the curse I would probably just off myself.

>> No.23377805

>>23377792
Like, imagine your just some adventure and fuck some slime or whatever and later fuck a lizard girl and suddenly BAM, cursed due to the slime having considered you her husband.

>> No.23377817

>>23377792
Just Alp yourself

>> No.23377823

Making Smug Bug Snug by a Fug on the Rug

>> No.23377832

>>23377817
I dono if that removes the curse but at least I can use doppelgänger potion if nothing else.

>> No.23377843

>>23377805
>>23377698
>>23377647
Do you people purposefully not read the setting info or are you just retards?
The curse is said to be punishment for infidelity among people who call themselves her followers.

Which means a) if you don't follow Eros and aren't using her hieromancy she won't give a fuck, b) it's okay to have multiple wives so long as they are all actually your wives, and c) monsters don't go for monster-claimed men anyway, and even if they did THEY'D be the ones getting curses shoved up their ass, as they're responsible.

>> No.23377856

>>23377843
>The curse is said to be punishment for infidelity among people who call themselves her followers.
That seams like the least effective deterrent there is.
Just don’t be a follower and suddenly you can’t get her curse.

>> No.23377862

>>23377856
Because, like most classical gods, the MGE gods only really pay attention to those who follow them and/or tread in their domain.
And if you follow them and get their boons, you need to play by their rules.

>> No.23377870

>>23377862
>And if you follow them and get their boons, you need to play by their rules.
Well I guess that’s fair.

>> No.23377900
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23377900

need more dragon boss

>> No.23377905
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23377905

>>23377900
How about dragon maids?

>> No.23377943

>>23377905
Dragon maid boss.
Become the bartender/butler she falls in love with.

>> No.23377976

>>23377905
Dragon furniture

>> No.23378023
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23378023

I'm such a fucking slut for slimes

>> No.23378027

>>23377900
Dragon boss looks kind

>> No.23378034
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23378034

>>23378023
Schlooorrp

>> No.23378047

>>23377900
I wonder if dragon boss just jumps out the window to fly to where she needs to be?

>> No.23378056
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>>23378034
I'm serious you could throw me into a dimly lit room with ten or so slimes and I could spend the whole day just being their little milking toy enjoying every second

>> No.23378082

I'm addicted to fox mofu. Help.

>> No.23378086
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23378086

>>23378082
I've got my own problems, buddy.

>> No.23378099

>>23378047
nope
she goes to the building helipad and shoots into the sky with a single flap of her wings

>> No.23378107
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23378107

>>23378082
Try boobies. BOOOBIEES

>> No.23378136
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23378136

I wonder if Griffons just make themselves bodyguards for men they like?

>> No.23378146

>>23378136
They seem very protective.

>> No.23378185
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23378185

>>23378023

>> No.23378189

>>23378136
>"I'm your new bodygaurd!"
"but i don't need a-"
>The griffon leans in with a eager smile
>"I'm.Your. New. Bodygaurd!"

>> No.23378194

>>23378185
Can she do that with nonalcoholic drinks

>> No.23378211

>>23378189
This griffon needs the :D face lightnight's wurms have

>> No.23378218

How about a kikimora school
A CC kikimora demonstrates cleaning techs and how to get about with modern tools and other things

>> No.23378219
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23378219

>>23378185
Can't I just suck on her tits to drink it?

>> No.23378220

>>23375390
https://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb/

>> No.23378244

>23378034
>whoruzoku peepwholeviewers

>> No.23378251
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23378251

>>23378023
>>23378056
I know your pain bro, the struggle is real

>> No.23378270
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23378270

I love the idea of a body hot enough to cook on

>> No.23378283
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23378283

>>23378244
She can fist your peep hole if you want.

>> No.23378286

>>23378270
Me and you both, the sausage part was extremely lewd.

>> No.23378298

>TFW you accidentally call your waifu "mommy" while visiting your parents.

>> No.23378300

>>23378283
The magical fairy sweat that musta been left on her arm, fuck it prolly smells so good

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>> No.23378393
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23378393

Honey brown with the long black hair
Teasing me with a kiss and a stare
Slight touch and you taking me there
So fine and it just ain't fair

>> No.23378408

>>23377269
Gazer isn't the motherly sort. I want no part in your shitty "collective"

>> No.23378473

>>23378343
Thats some impressive gift wrapping ribbon

>> No.23378546
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23378546

>>23378473

>> No.23378556

>>23378546
Would a gazer like lasers

>> No.23378573

>>23378556
She'll think you're mocking her, and show you what a real ray looks like.
Or she might just laugh and take it in stride.

Gazers are fickle and hard to predict.

>> No.23378590

>>23378270
I would risk the third degree burns.

>> No.23378755

>go on a jog in the woods in the hopes a forest-dwelling Monster has awoken to spring and is looking for a mate
or
>masturbate in the hopes my cum rags will eventually lure Devil Bugs or Beelzebubs out of the woodwork

>> No.23378759

>>23378755
Alp and masturbate to your own reflection.

>> No.23378805
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23378805

>>23378755
S~W~A~R~M~F~A~T~H~E~R~R~R~R~
It'ssssss ti~me for mo~re inssss~eminatio~nnn~

>> No.23378835
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23378835

Seeing a high level succ go from a smug ara ara to an utterly enthralled teenage girl progressively during a hand holding session. Watching her slowly start to tremble as beads of sweat make their way down her cheeks and her breath gets choppy. Looking the other direction to not embarrass her so that you don't see her tail wagging like a dog's and cute little bat wings fluttering.

>> No.23378869

>>23378835
Finish her off with interlocking fingers

>> No.23378875

>>23378805
That sounds so formal. Call me Broodad.

>> No.23378880

>>23378805
>swarmfather
I did not expect this to sound so hot, but okay. Guess I have to impregnate all my daughter wives now.

>> No.23378973
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23378973

>>23378880
>>23378805
I'm imagining an Iron Man III type scenario where the chittering horde is raiding the town and hissing about "Forrrr tttthe Ssssswarmfather~", everyone thinks he's some sort of dark necromancer mastermind or other who's learned to control the devil bugs.
Adventuring parties are formed, attack, battle their way against the bug hordes, cleave their way into the mountain lair...
And in the end Swarmfather is literally just their dad, some poor sap who's been kidnapped and fed succubus nostrum until his balls are like cantaloupes, held captive in a dark bug-filled pit and constantly incest-raped by chitinous roaches, forced to breed and grow the swarm 24/7.
tfw that will never be you, why even live

>> No.23379008

>>23378973
Fuck all insects

>> No.23379066
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23379066

>>23379008
> "~A~a~a~ll insects?"
> "Ara ara, I rather think you'll have your hands full with just me and my sister-daughters, but I do like a man with... ambitions"

>> No.23379067

>>23378805
>Husband! It is 4pm!
>Time to impregnate your newest children!
Yes dear

>> No.23379092
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23379092

>>23379067
lul

>> No.23379112

>>23379067
The dream.

>> No.23379212

>>23378136
They'd find excuses to rape him first

>you tried to steal my soft feathers didn't you

>> No.23379227

>>23378189
I can't afford a bodyguard.

>> No.23379309

>>23379227
They accept alternative payment methods.

>> No.23379333
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23379333

>>23379227
> Everything is trying to impreg-rape you
> Child support is expensive
You can't afford NOT to have a bodyguard

>> No.23379334

>>23379227
make them want to protect you and no payment will be required

>> No.23379351
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23379351

How to get a stinky troll to lick my face with her stinky tongue, so that I can smell her stinky breath?

>> No.23379354
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23379354

>>23379227
The mafia can help with that

>> No.23379383

>>23379333
What if my bodyguard tries to impreg-rape me?

>> No.23379389

>>23375213
> insert card game

You mean paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hyper cub strip chess poker?

>> No.23379468

>>23379333
Paying child support to your rapist who probably earns more than you anyway is bullshit.
>>23379354
I wouldn't mind being the personal bitch of a tough Yeti.

>> No.23379474

>>23379389
Yes, that’s what he said. Yu-Gi-Oh!

>> No.23379545

>>23379468
Of course she earns more than you. She gets over 95% of your income as her income.

>> No.23379547

>>23379389
Only huge nerds play that game.

>> No.23379560

>>23375213
I think the only card game I've legitimately played was solitaire. I hated it.

>> No.23379582

How is it that I spend one day imagining scenarios for my waifu to sadistically milk me dry, and then the next day picturing her blushing in all manner of cute outfits?

Then pushing her down and ravishing her in said outfits?

>> No.23379652

>>23379560
Klondike, Free Cell, or Spider?

>> No.23379711

>>23379545
Bad idea in countries with progressive tax.

>> No.23379725

>>23379468
Yeti bodyguards are strong, caring, and determined, they know how to separate on the job life saving cuddles from off the clock tender loving snuggles

>> No.23379744

your cock between big raiju tiddies

>> No.23379777

>>23379744
Don't talk about my cock bro

>> No.23379791

>>23379744
I am ok with this.

>> No.23379793
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>> No.23379805 [SPOILER] 
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23379805

>>23379744
All I ask is that you remember my sacrifice

>> No.23379832

>>23379805
your sacrifice will be remembered

>> No.23379864

>>23379545
That's suicide-inducing
My father had to pay alimony top his ex till he died, which was such bullshit because when he died his ex was in her 70's and the kids they had together where in their 50's.
But such was Texan divorce law back in the day

>> No.23379865

>>23379777
dude, your cock inside a raiju's pussy now. it's shooting out cum into her womb and it's getting her pregnant because of your big hard cock

>> No.23379875

>>23379805
why can't this website be like futaba channel and have all boards allow posting porn? i want a thread about monster girls, not monster girl porn

>> No.23379877

>>23379744
i fuckin love raiju but titjobs are pretty trash so no thanks

>> No.23379878

>>23379805
Nice standard-rez.
RIP in pieces
http://imgbox.com/5ByUmAcE

>> No.23379881

>>23379793
haha she can't even wear panties, guess it's her destiny to be bred all day instead.

>> No.23379885

>>23379875
scuse me, i meant i want a thread about monster girls but also have the option to post porn while not being a porn-focused monster girl thread

>> No.23379893

>>23379875
a d v e r t i s i n g

>> No.23379896

>>23379877
They're hit and miss for me. Depends on the technique, the attitude, and the portrayal of the tits.

That friendly cow doujin fron earlier? That's some top tier paizuri.

>> No.23379898

>>23379711
Its taxed out of the father technically but removed before taxes are taken from his pay. Its tax free money essentially.

>> No.23379904

>>23379877
okay, your cock can casually be between her tits and you don't have to focus on it, you could be watching tv, go on the computer, or eat food and your raiju can titjob you because it's fun for her

>> No.23379907

>>23379893
futaba channel has advertisements too and it didn't stop them from being allowed to post porn

>> No.23379914
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23379914

>>23379877
>titjobs are pretty trash
Such is the fate of lolicon trash, but the problem is with the girl, not the titjobs

>> No.23379919

>>23379904
well if it's fun for her and she might be one of the only mg's able to do something with it because of her electricity otherwise it's a really low amount of stimulation

>> No.23379932

>>23379914
nah it's just really underwhelming tactile stimulation

>> No.23379937

Your dick between thick loli lich thighs.
She can levitate at the right height while you're standing, so you're free to thrust away and grope her lewd body.

>> No.23379945

>>23379919
i'm sure monsters can perform magic surgery so that the nerve endings on your dick is more reactive than a woman's vagina. you'll moan like a cutie and cum like a princess and your raiju will enjoy you so much

>> No.23379959

>>23379937
i want my little girl to do it excitedly and not let me do all the work.

>> No.23379966

>>23379945
magic surgery sounds neat

>> No.23379973

>>23379907
>30% of any ad revenue possibilities versus 100% of any ad revenue possibilities
It's not hard to figure out.

>> No.23379978

>>23379875
I fucking wish

>> No.23379984
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23379984

>>23379877
>i fuckin love raiju but titjobs are pretty trash so no thanks
I've never been a fan of titjobs myself, and I'm someone who loves huge tits. However, holsts man. How could you resist holst titjobs? You can't.

>> No.23379992

>>23379937
Sumata always seem more like a femdom position to me, much like hotdogging. Myself bound and her doing all the movement till my hips just start bucking on their own.

If I'm the one in control, I'll just stick it in her ass.

>> No.23379993

>>23379984
i bet they get milk all over you

>> No.23380010

>>23379993
Well I love milk, so I wouldn't mind!

>> No.23380032

>>23380010
Obviously you should show appreciation by getting your milk all over her too

>> No.23380062 [SPOILER] 
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23380062

>>23379993
>>23380010
>>23380032
She likes milk, too.

>> No.23380091

>>23378270
It's even better if your waifu can make her body glow hotter than iron need be for any craft as well.

>> No.23380093
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23380093

Milk is good for the bones, dude! Especially the most important bone in the body!

>> No.23380129
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23380129

How do I deal with a tentacle infestation? Please help fast they're blocking me from watering my tomatoes and it's really hot outside

>> No.23380162

>>23380129
Just water them instead.

>> No.23380175

>>23380129
Water them with you penis

>> No.23380176

>>23379067
>Silly wife, all those hormones must have clouded that adorable head of yours! You have our friend LeShaun for that duty
>Thanks for reminding me of time though, I should be preparing for the night shift. Someone's gotta provide for this splendid family!

>> No.23380195

>>23380093
Hip bone?

>> No.23380231

>>23379992
Those can just as well be ways to dominate the girl by teasing her with the impending "stick it in"-part.
>pear-shaped loli bent over on all fours
>hotdog her fat loli ass with your fat adult dick
>tags: imminent_anal

>> No.23380247

>>23380231
Seems like too much work without the potential for finesse. I'd rather just work her nipples and lick her neck and ears prior to insertion.

>> No.23380303
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23380303

Alt Viccy

>> No.23380318

>>23380091
Fuck off faggot

>> No.23380352

>>23380303
I like this one more. It carries a somewhat more palatable historical baggage.

>> No.23380356

>>23378875
Based and stolenpilled

>>23378973
How the is anyone not into incest supposed to live the dream? Swarm minion mamono are most best. I'd say do it like a pyramid scheme where me and my son-in-laws dominate and rule the world. But we all know that the sexy swarm girls can't into explanations, self-control, or logic. If you got 1 roachgirl, her 30 sisters came along. Which is beautiful, but that's some crazy daughteru multiplication. It always turns into being held in a rapecave by the daughterus. Feels bad. No roach and slime army to world dominate.

>> No.23380366
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Small cows deserve to be milked as much as regular cows

>> No.23380384
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23380384

>>23380366
I'll let her join my holst harem. But we're going to feed her holst milk e'erday to get her breasts up to size!

>> No.23380400

>>23380352
I've been thinking of a redesign for a while now, I'm just waiting for some artists to be freed up to see what their ideas are

>> No.23380411

>>23380247
>I'd rather just work her nipples and lick her neck and ears prior to insertion.
That part is first, the hotdogging comes after it when she's already in position right before insertion.

>> No.23380425
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>>23380366
What a disgrace, she's failed not only as a cow but as a woman too

>> No.23380427

>>23380129
>>23380162
>>23380175
Funnily enough, there was a type of wild oats in the Xanth series of books by Piers Anthony that if watered via dick would make the normally uncontrollable Nymph the plant birthed be begrudgingly bound to the young man's whims.

It was a pretty infamous coming-of-age ritual where young men would lose their virginity or attempt to by raising such plants.

>> No.23380433

>>23380366
>Furiously intense thighjob drains so much out of me, all I can do is collapse against her body, and suck on her nubs
>A small but steady trickle of warm milk dribbles down my throat, occasionally spilling out the side of my lips as my weakened body struggles to stay conscious
>She pats my head and softly coos, telling me to drink more and more, and come back every day till I've had enough.
Suddenly she isn't so concerned about her bust size.

>> No.23380481

>>23380411
Hey, man. You gotta have a realistic game plan. Gotta keep those cards close to your chest. The goal is to get her all rilled up and sopping wet.

Anticipation, coupled with her moaning and begging her to put it in is more than enough to get me to full mast. Why risk giving her an opening? If she wants to try for it herself, by all means...but good luck to her trying to get a good tempo going with me squeezing her nipples.

>> No.23380496

>>23380433
Good man.

>> No.23380516

>>23380366
>>23380433
Small chest + lactation is an absolute patrician fetish.

>> No.23380537

>>23380427
Sounds like a something the Plant Mamano kingdom would have. Young Incubus sons being made to care for a young loli plant who will be their wife.

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>>23377905

>> No.23380616

>>23380496
>>23380516
Thanks. Good to feel appreciated.

>> No.23380638

>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c8155d812c1c
spades that give you the succ

>> No.23380663
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23380663

New wife picture! Does your wife believe in monarchies?

>> No.23380700
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>>23380663
Does being a chief to a p'orc stronghold count as a monarchy?
I mean, it's kinda close. Monarchy on a very small scale.

If so, then yes. They follow me blindly, but I never lead them astray.

>> No.23380764 [DELETED] 

I just want a nice monstergirl to cuck me AAAAAAA

>> No.23380778

>>23380764
She'll cuck you out of your cuck fantasy.

>> No.23380787

>>23379744
>Raiju in a sexual situation and no headpats
Ace must be so triggered by this.

>> No.23380790

>>23380764
You have problems. What kind of monstergirl though?

>> No.23380830

>>23380663
Maybe? What does that even mean? Does she believe in the divine right if kings?

Also fuck you.

>> No.23380855

>>23380790
Don't respond to him

>> No.23380878

>>23380790
Yes I have and I stated one already. And it's perfectly a mantis.

>> No.23380926

Anyone have separate versions of your waifu for MGE world and Earth?

I do. Slight differences in lifestyle and her profession, as well as how closely involved I am in her work.

>> No.23380930

>>23380926
I only imagine us in the MGE world.

>> No.23380961

>>23380926
I only imagine us here on Earth

>> No.23380965

>>23380930
>>23380961
The duality of man

>> No.23380968

>>23380926
While my Dear Wife and I would inhabit and both be born and raised in the MGE world, its only a hop skip and a jump from the already established materials that there'd be a plethora of multiverses, so it would be easy for us just as as is to visit our friends on earth-prime! I do imagine she'd turn quite a few heads given her proportions though!

>> No.23380988
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>>23377900
Bless office dragons.

>> No.23381034

>>23380968
Always an interesting reply, Hatterfag.

For me, under the Earth scenario, I guess trips to the MGE world would be fun, dragging me into whatever scheme my wife's cooking up.
If we lived in MGE world, I guess she'd be sending me on errands to Earth to pick up various stuff for our shared hobbies.

She doesn't go out much without reason, and her species alone tends to turn heads were she to go out, regardless of what world we're in. Of course, that's more to my embarrassment than to hers.

>> No.23381077

How do I tell me salamander bodyguard that don't need her to sleep in the same bed as me "for my protection"?

>> No.23381097

>>23380926
I don't yet have a waifu, but my MGE fantasies sometimes are here, and sometimes are there - with some of those latter times isekai, and others as a native of that world.

>> No.23381179

>>23381034
Just adding on to this, but I think I'm leaning more towards the Earth scenario, since I can only see us as travellers in the MGE, or at best having some nondescript home in the middle of nowhere.

Keeping the home I have on Earth would be a comforting thing.

>> No.23381206

>>23380926
I’d want to live in the land of milk and cunny!

>> No.23381212

>>23381077
It’s simple just tell her to wait outside your room, she’ll protest but give in since you are her master. Of course that’s when the kunoichi will strike and you’ll be kidnapped and taken to their hideout so you can be married to the kunoichi master’s daughter

>> No.23381231

>>23381077
Tell her she's way too warm, and you can't sleep.

>> No.23381247

>>23381212
>kunoichi master’s daughter
That's just the kunoichi isn't it?

>> No.23381255

>>23380663
Did centurii-chan make this?

>> No.23381280

>>23381255
yeah.

>> No.23381310

>>23381280
I didn't know she did commissions.

>> No.23381365

>>23381247
No the master’s daughter is the worst kunoichi ever, she doesn’t even have the dumb luck of the orange kunoichis she’s just plainly bad

>> No.23381369
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>>23381212
Is Sally-chan a bad enough chick to save anon from ninjas?

>> No.23381375

>>23380926
I've briefly tried thinking about this but it always feels wrong. Even if I like the mental image of my Salamander wife riding a motorbike or my Hellhound wife at a modern looking bar, I always snap back to thinking about MGE and feel like I betrayed my ideal fantasy for a moment.

>> No.23381377

>>23381310
me neither.

>> No.23381472

>>23381369
This just makes me think of River City Girls or TMNT: Turtles in Time but with monster girls.

>> No.23381505

>>23380878
post about it more in the /d/ thread im curious

>> No.23381521

>>23381365
That's just sad

>> No.23381523

Imagine samefagging to farm (You)s

>> No.23381527

>>23381179
Ironically, I see it as the other way around. Most of my ideal mamono would facilitate a life of travel here and a stable life in a comfy home there.

>> No.23381561

>>23378408
I don't think we're doing a Gazer, pretty sure we're doing a fluffy tails.

>> No.23381565

>>23380926
i always had a more versatile version of her in mind so that we could just be free

>> No.23381571

>>23380926
Yes, often times using alcohol or substances like hash to pierce the veil of my own consciousness. Like tugging at the great web of Atlach-Nacha herself.

>> No.23381593
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>>23378270
It taste different depending on where its cooked, apparently the meaty tail gives the best taste?

>> No.23381601

>>23381369
If I weren't already in the middle of commissioning a story I would commission this. Sounds like a perfect one-shot.

>> No.23381668

>>23380663
My queen is the monarchy! And the clergy!

>> No.23381670

>>23381593
>not on the abs

>> No.23381682

>>23381593
>giantess shit
Just one of the hundred reasons why that show/manga is trash.

>> No.23381724

>>23381682
I find it really fun and humorous.

>> No.23381736

So if I defeat a lizardgirl, can I demand she only ever use her tail to pleasure me?

>> No.23381751

>>23376038
Faster!

>> No.23381780

>>23381593
>meaty tail gives the best taste
not surprising considering i'd be licking my wife's meaty tail even if it had no food on it

>> No.23381783

I know there are probably like a hundred of these but.. any good high school/college shitfics? preferably closer to canon.

>> No.23381793

>>23381736
She might think you want it in the ass

>> No.23381802

Which MG daughteru is most demanding when it comes to piggyback rides?

>> No.23381823

>>23381802
Feline types.
They enjoy the vantage point.

>> No.23381849
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>>23381802

>> No.23381870

>>23381802
Girtablilu

>> No.23381876

>>23381823
>little Jinko loves when her dad gives her piggyback rides
>wants to do the same to him once she grows up

>> No.23381900

>>23381802
Hellhounds. Either they get a piggyback ride or your pants are gonna be on fire.

>> No.23381966

>>23380663
More in getting stuff done.

I like the idea that there's a commune of people elsewhere that practice 'democracy' and somehow, despite infighting and bickering and everything else, it shambles onward.
Like, it's a back-of-the-hand joke in the newspapers and everything. "Local weirdos elect ANOTHER leader, the group has released a statement saying everything is OK and hope she lasts longer than her predecessor (yuk yuk yuk). Anyway, about the cool rock this reporter found-"

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>>23380663
>fuck Florida
Well fuck you too, nigger

>> No.23382050
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>>23381966
I only follow trusted news sources, reporting on the cool rocks "they" don't want you to know about.

>> No.23382076

>>23380663
Why are they bullying the kiki, also Florida is fine you pussies.

>> No.23382089

>>23382050
>NUT

>> No.23382100

centaurs are sexy, right?

>> No.23382167
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Extra thick anubis

>> No.23382179

>>23380303
Soviet LIlim against 3d Order reich.

>> No.23382185

>>23382167
Gets thicker if she's pregnant, right?

>> No.23382188

>>23382167
This would be 5x better if she just had properly fitted legwear.
Skindentation =/= legrolls.

>> No.23382189

>>23382167
Good lord those thighs

>> No.23382204

>>23382167
Imagine how big and meaty her paws would be-if she had any!

>> No.23382233

>>23382167
Thighs too fat. The pinch should be gradual, not like a fat guy squeezing into normal-sized pants

>> No.23382357

>>23380926
Since I imagine portals between our worlds, not really.
I'd live over there with her though, bringing some technology along. I'm sure their world would love our entertainment and quality of life enhancements.

>> No.23382383

After extensively testing which of my supposed waifus actually could be, I have at the very least confirmed trigamy.

>> No.23382395
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>> No.23382396

Monsters need to learn that they can't buy love no matter how much they offer me

>> No.23382401

>>23382383
Based and poly pilled

>> No.23382471
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>>23382396
Final offer 25,000 bells

>> No.23382486
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23382486

>>23382396
Then it is time to surrender to bird love.

>> No.23382488

>>23382471
bitch, that's no where near the amount i have to pay for the bridge and my loan on my house.

>> No.23382496

>>23382486
"Caawwk"

>> No.23382498

>>23382486
Talons too big.

>> No.23382522

>>23382498
No such thing as too big talons

>> No.23382540 [SPOILER] 
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>>23382498
Boo this man.

>> No.23382541
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I think I accidentally gave my cat too much protein

>> No.23382546

>>23382471
Danuki are cute they wouldn't have to buy my love

>> No.23382550

>>23382541
Looks like a good amount to me.

>> No.23382554
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23382554

>don't like the idea of demons in my life
>first mg related dream I had last night I was married to a succ
Noooo this isn't way I wanted, a hound or a slime or apophis or something, anything but that!

>> No.23382558

>>23382541
You gonna get pounced.

>> No.23382559

gremlins need to get raped by robots and stay the fuck away from my cock, i'm not getting sucked off by mischievous genius. hakutaku-sensei can take care of my cock only

>> No.23382565

>>23382558
not if he has a giant meat he can throw to sway off the big gato

>> No.23382571

>>23382541
That's ideal for the more wild cats.

>> No.23382572

>>23382541
Maybe, but definitely too much chlorine

Cats are not green

>> No.23382577

>>23382572
:33 < are you sure about that its purfectly feline to be gr33n

>> No.23382601
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>>23382554
>He doesn't like demons
Hope you're next dream is with a nice blueberry demon

>> No.23382619

>>23382601
What a pathetic tail.

>> No.23382629

>>23382619
It's a cute tail

>> No.23382630

>>23382601
>Love demon
>the first MG dream I had was about a wight
>Not even a sexy dream but just about me going around in her mansion while she was drinking wine.

>> No.23382651

>>23382629
It barely touches the ground, and there is no thick spade for her lover to nibble!

>> No.23382670

>>23382383
share your methodology, anon
we're all interested in waifu science

>> No.23382677

>>23382630
She knows your waifu and is just hosting you for a while to avoid too much shock at once

>> No.23382680

I don't drink alcohol who would be the best monster for me to avoid

>> No.23382686

>>23382680
Yeah, I'm sober and it'd be really awkward to be around onis.

>> No.23382698

>>23382680
Just be their designated driver anon that's a good job to do

>> No.23382711

>>23382680
If you're a lolicon, make sure the cute Baphomet you want to hang out with is not actually a loli Satyros.
If you're not, avoid goats in general.

>> No.23382719

>>23382698
>Office Lady monsters taking intern anon out with them when they go drinking so they have a cute boy to play with and a free ride home

>> No.23382737

>>23382698
>>23382719
Molesting the driver is extremely dangerous, I wouldn't risk getting behind the wheel with drunk monster passengers.

>> No.23382744

>>23382737
Don't worry you wont be molested while driving that happens at the bar while in the car they are passed out

>> No.23382754

>>23382719
>DD for OL monster
>She starts sucking you off as you drive.
>Continues even after your pulled over.
>Still keeps going as the hellhound officer hands you the ticket.
this is why you fuck them unconscious before leaving.

>> No.23382774

>alp gf
>pyrokinesis with green flames
>blonde 60s mom haircut and black hairband
>red jumpsuit with stylish darker prints
>black fingernails and sexy fingers, complete with fingerless gloves
>cute freckles on face, shoulders, back, arms, legs, chest, butt, and pussy
i think i hit all the right spots

>> No.23382778

>>23382677
I like the idea of the two of them introducing the others husband to the world.
And ones the tour is over the let the other meet their actual soon-to-be-wife.

>> No.23382786

>>23382670
For each girl I thought might be, I posted as though she were my waifu, and acted as such. I continued for either a week or two, or until it felt wrong - whichever came first.
Next, for each of the remaining waifu candidates, I tried envisioning her as each other species from the pool, and consolidated any potential waifus that could be the same girl into the same girl.
Then, I let myself see the remaining girls as a harem for a while, and noted which girls I focused on more and which girls I mostly ignored.
This provided a satisfying result.

>> No.23382794

>>23382774
Cool, but why the Pyrokinesis? Is she a succ alp or a ignis alp?

>> No.23382838

Touching Tanuki Tail That's Tremendous

>> No.23382843

>>23382794
it's a mystery but her ancestor was master of all four elements and became part dark-matter so i guess the fire element made it to her after trickling past countless generations. all and all, she's still an alp.

>> No.23382864

>>23382558
He should be fine so long as he doesn't turn his back.

>> No.23382876

>>23382864
He could also wear a mask on the back of his head like they do in bengal

>> No.23382945
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I swear I'm not a manlet but why are demons so tall?

>> No.23382953

>>23382774
Ash Crimson?

>> No.23382957

>>23382945
demons are skilled at body-alteration to match their target's tastes, and they know you are a manlet at heart, if not in body

>> No.23382986

>>23382957
>demons are skilled at body-alteration to match their target's tastes
Now I will know I struck a demon's fancy when I see a ripped one.

>> No.23383013

do monsters like it when their husbands have huge testicles?

>> No.23383034

>>23382945
>I'll put you down if you sign the contract

>> No.23383047

>>23382945
>Tits bigger than my head
I don't think I'd be able to handle that; I don't know how I could possibly react besides sheer, gibbering, embarrassment-confusion-arousal

>> No.23383051

>>23383034
>she puts you down for a brief second in order to fulfill her side of the bargain before picking you up again
The trickery of demons knows no bounds!

>> No.23383052

>>23383013
What kind of question is this?
Yes, why would you even need to ask this?

>> No.23383055

>>23383047
Dont worry anon! That's all she wants you to do.

>> No.23383085

>>23383051
>The contract says I get to carry you everywhere
>Don't worry, it also says that you can ask to be put down
It also says that I can ignore you if I choose to

>> No.23383094

>>23382554
Succubi don’t even really count as demons. Your average female would monsterize into a Succubus

>> No.23383120

>>23383013
Tanuki do.

>> No.23383152

>>23382471
How many miles is that?

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23383161

post your favorite elemental art

>> No.23383230
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>>23383161

>> No.23383238
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>>23383230

>> No.23383259

>>23383238
sadly I have no real favorite of Gnome. Someone else will have to supply.

>> No.23383304

>>23383161
>>23383230
>>23383238
These are really good. I Already have a non elemental wife and thus dont really focus on them, but thank you for sharing these!

>> No.23383313

we need an electric and metal elemental girl since we have one for fire, water, earth, wind, and ice.

>> No.23383364

>>23383313
You get them by combining the base four silly

>> No.23383375

>>23383230
While in general she looks different from my wife, that's the general body type I envision for her.

>> No.23383380

>>23383364
then why aren't they in the encyclopedia?

>> No.23383393

I wonder what monster girl rap would be like

>> No.23383402

>>23383380
It was a joke. The closest thing to a 5th pure elemental that forms a covenant and grants elemental powers is the Dark Matter. There is a spell that can turn a part of a dark realm into a green realm with all 4 elementals but you don't make a new monster.

>> No.23383409

>>23383402
Kitsune-Bi are also considered elementals, not ghosts, for some reason.

>> No.23383425

>>23383409
Fluff is clearly the 6th element

>> No.23383442

>>23383409
There are many elementals but they are different than the pure elementals that can form covenants and grant powers.

>> No.23383457

>>23383393
Probably rather cringe

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>>23383393
Money, respect and taking boys to pound town.

>> No.23383507

>>23383409
What powers do you get from a covenant with the fluff elemental?

>> No.23383522

>>23383393
>>23383457
>"Yo yo yo, its me, the Dear Wife! My bust is large, and my hat is nice!"
>"If all you ladies like to lap at tea, then come on down! Your invite is free!"
>"Gonna drink some tea, and have a laugh, cause this bad mushroom is ready to smash!"
>"Yo yo! Most wonderful! Break it down! The yo-yo, that is! So long as you can repair it! Tell them! Base yourself! And so forth!"

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>>23383259
Gnome actually has the least amount of art out of all the Elementals since people are intimidated big hands.

>> No.23383528

>>23383393
>Well, I wrote this song for the monster youth
>I wanna teach kids the Fallen truth
>If you wanna reach lolis on the street
>Then you gotta do a rap to hip-hop beat
>So I gave my sermon an urban kick
>My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
>My harem's big, it keeps getting bigger
>That's cause Fallen God is my nigger

>> No.23383539

>>23383507
The ability to comprehend and experience True Mofu.

>> No.23383540

>>23383393
Wendi-chan is all mumble rap.

>> No.23383580

Would a corrupted paladin be cute if she still acted like a regular human and called her new monster additions just a skin condition and was in complete denial of her changes

>> No.23383591

>>23383580
You ask that like that isn't the optimal form of corrupted paladin as the norm

>> No.23383607

>>23383580
>What do you mean I have demon wings these are clearly a blessing from god calling me to become a valkyrie

>> No.23383612

>>23383580
>your a manticore
>I am a pure maiden of the chief god
>then why is your tail groping my pants.

>> No.23383625

>>23383580
If succs can learn to disguise themselves as human, then a corrupted paladin can too. Then she can be in denial all she wants until Anon's dick comes out.

>> No.23383637

>>23383612
Clearly she is just checking you for weapons
>>23383625
But succs purposely do that she'd have to accept that she isn't human if she wants to use her powers to look human

>> No.23383644
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23383644

Is this a monster girl??????

>> No.23383656

>>23383580
>Farmboy anon keeps trying to prove she's a monster to the rest of the village but they never believe him and keep trying to set him up with the paladin

>> No.23383659

>>23383526
No its because she's dirty.

>> No.23383663

>>23383659
I will cut you.

>> No.23383720

Remember: Any elemental can be covenanted if you're clever enough with your use of magic.

>> No.23383727

>>23383644
Give her pointy ears

>> No.23383786

>>23383637
>manticore paladin feeling your junk with her tail.
>get a little hard as a result.
>proceeds to pin you to the wall and release your penis.
>tells you how she knew you had a weapon.
>starts draining you with her tail.
All unaware.

>> No.23383796

I want to be fought over by two rival groups of shortstack gyaru monsters.

>> No.23383863

>>23383796
>shortstack canine and feline gyarus fighting over some dense anon who are coincidentally childhood friends with most of the girls in the gangs

>> No.23383869

cougar monster girls when
also when will there be a cougar monster girl

>> No.23383873

>>23383869
Isn't that most ara ara MGs?

>> No.23383879

>>23383873
Gonna have to keep Shotas away from them

>> No.23383891
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>>23383869
No anon, cougar a shit, what you're looking for is Lion MGs with fluffy manes.

>> No.23383897

>>23383522
Reminds me of the madlibs rapping you get from Jackbox

>> No.23383912

>>23383891
Lions are cool I've had a stuffed one ever since I was a baby

>> No.23383919
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>>23383891
Lions are cool, but MGE already has an even better cat.

>> No.23383920

>>23383393
Gremlins sound like TF2 youtubers rap parodies.

>> No.23383933

>>23383920
I wanna show a Gremlin my Strange Specialized Killstreak Widowmaker

>> No.23383936

>>23383540
>Punk/Goth Wendi with a black coat and one white stripe
>”This music is the only thing that gets me”
>’awawawawawawa- WA! awawawawawawawa- WA!’

>> No.23383944

I want a group of perma-JK mamono to follow me around, and refer to themselves as a club with a bizarre name, and eventually become my harem!

>> No.23383952

>>23383936
>Wa I wa... A young wa... my papa... took me into awawa... to see awawa band...

>> No.23383955

>>23383936
I want to show Wendi-chan some drone metal! I've been listening to a lot of Sunn O))) lately.

>> No.23383968
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23383968

Elves wanting to adopt human boys should be a red flag.

>> No.23383979
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>>23383919
How can you say Jinko is better when Barbary Lion MG could exist?

>> No.23383981

>>23383933
Would you rather her show you her vintige kratzkrag or her killstreaker jag?

>> No.23383996

>>23383981
Clearly the jag, I dont need a medic gf but a pardner

>> No.23384004

anybody got a side-view reference for gremlin, i'm trying to draw a gremlin sucking a big dick

>> No.23384007

>>23383979
Same as with other lions.

>> No.23384014
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>be playing a DOOM WAD
>everything looks normal so far
>until you enter a certain room
>suddenly a picture of a Cheshire pops up
>NICE DICK-ALLOW ME TO RIDE IT
>the screen starts flashing and lewd text orgasmic sounds play at ear-splitting volumes
>You have stumbled into a Terri trap

>> No.23384022

>>23383968
Most monsters shouldnt adopt a human boy

>> No.23384031

>>23384004
https://imgbox.com/g/RNCaD7REJ3
Hope there's something in there that helps but most are partial side views rather than full side views.

>> No.23384047

>>23384022
You could try to tell the wurms but they'd probably adopt you first.

>> No.23384049

>>23384047
Wurms would be great moms

>> No.23384055

>>23384014
Oh no. I sure do hope those flashing lights, text, and sound aren’t some sort of hypnotic trigger to make me weak to Cheshires.

>> No.23384057
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>>23384047
You'd have to be crazy not to want to be adopted by a mommy wurm or two.

>> No.23384060 [DELETED] 

>>23384055
a 50% on a test is a fail

>> No.23384063

>>23384060
whoops wrong thread im a retard

>> No.23384065

>>23384031
i got nothing. i looked through the whole gallery several times and I got nothing I wanted. I guess i'll pioneer a vision of a new perspective of gremlin when I post my gremlin porn

>> No.23384077

>>23384047
Wurms would unironically be good moms

>> No.23384081

>>23384057
Then call me crazy, as no part of that sounds appealing.

>> No.23384084

Zombie momsters are great

>> No.23384087
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>>23384004
The closest I could find in the gallery.
>>23384077
They canonically are.

>> No.23384102

>>23384084
>tfw you will never be waiting at the door to welcome you zombie mom home from a long day at work
>you will never spend most of the evening with her arms wrapped around you as she savors your warmth

>> No.23384111

>>23384102
>Helping her cook dinner so she doesnt accidentally hurt herself

>> No.23384123

>>23384087
the side hair is not coming out of her ears. plus the ears aren't forward, they're outwards facing. i like this version of gremlin but it doesn't have the structure that matches the design of the gremlin i'm drawing which is based on the profile's art.

>> No.23384131

>>23384014
Cheshire Cat can ride me any time she wants.

>> No.23384179

>>23384081
Besides you anon. We all know your family fucked you up.

>> No.23384181
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>> No.23384196

>>23384181
Opposite Day is always such fun!

>> No.23384211
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>>23384181

>> No.23384278
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23384278

>banshee showing you around her house
>opens a door to an empty room loaded with soaking wet pillows
>"This is where I come to cry"
>"Cool."

>> No.23384295

>>23384278
How about letting her cry on your shoulder

>> No.23384331
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23384331

>>23384295
Well she would start becoming needy and clingy

>> No.23384339

>>23384331
Just wanna wipe her tears and make her smile

>> No.23384341

>>23384295
What if I cry on a Banshee's shoulder?

>> No.23384351

>>23384339
She's gonna cry tears of joy, though.

>> No.23384402

>>23384295
>ywn run your fingers through a banshee's silky hair while she cries herself to sleep on your lap
I swear they're second only to kej with that hair

>> No.23384427

>>23384402
What if Kejshee

>> No.23384432

>>23384278
I want a cute banshee knight!

>> No.23384450

Warrior monsters better think twice about raping human boy mages. They might end up biting off more than they can chew.

>> No.23384467

>>23384432
A deadly combination of physical and dark attacks from her blade, and sonic attacks from her crying the whole fight!

>> No.23384469

>>23384278
>"This is where I come to cry"
She said for every room she showed you.

>> No.23384477

>>23384467
A weaponized wail that requires a helmet which show's off her lovely lips!
A cute undead dark knight!

Now the question becomes if she has a battle skirt or leggards and a tabard.

>> No.23384483

How does /mgt/ do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

>> No.23384485

>>23384477
Gotta have leggings and a tabard.

>> No.23384518

If a monster found out that the reason you were running from her wasn't that you were playing hard to get, but rather that it didn't cross your mind she was attracted to you because everyone else considered you unattractive and you thought she was going to assault you nonsexually, would it be enough to make her concerned about your self-esteem?

>> No.23384525

>>23384477
True, probably more intimidating than an armored skirt as well.

>> No.23384527
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23384527

>>23384483
You're not funny, buzz off

>> No.23384528

I need a Wombat Monster Girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNi83wYMl8

>> No.23384553

>>23384518
Maybe a little

>> No.23384610

>>23384427
>tries to seduce you in Zipangu red light district
>breaks down crying, grabbing at your pant legs as she tells you her life story and how lonely she is
>her tears and the way she flips her bangs out of the way every time she sobs gives you a raging hard on
>don't sleep that night since you're too busy comforting her after while she cries about how nice you are for giving her a chance

>> No.23384626

>>23384610
That hair is made for brushing

>> No.23384643

Random waifu factoid time.

My waifu is very observant—as if it wasn't obvious from her species.
If something catches my eye, she WILL notice, and she WILL use it to her advantage.

>> No.23384711

>>23384643
My dragon wife has plushies of me.

>> No.23384716

>>23384643
Addendum

Using this ability, she can not only seek out my fetishes—like most monsters can do easily do through various methods—but she can also identify and exploit any fixations I happen to pick up now and again.

This also has applications outside the bedroom. If I've been sneaking peaks at a new restaurant I'd like to try, she'll take note.

>> No.23384729

is a quadpedal robot fucking a monster safe?

>> No.23384735

>>23384643
>factoid
>an assumption or speculation that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact

>> No.23384738

>>23384643
One of my wives doesn't think I notice that all the wine she drinks messes with her fire breath sometimes, but I do, and it's adorable.
The other has been practicing flying with her new succubus wings in secret, but hasn't gotten the hang of it yet.

>> No.23384745

>>23384735
>a brief or trivial item of news or information

>> No.23384746

>>23384525
>>23384485
Missed the initial post.
Now the question is what weapon our wailing woman wields.

Maybe a flail with flickering flames?

>> No.23384762

>>23384745
That's just a factoid

>> No.23384765

>>23384746
I imagined a black, double-bladed longsword. Whipsword also feels right.

>> No.23384776

>>23384765
Maximum edge eh?
I've always been more a fan of 'chunk' weapons with heavy armor but I can see that, especially considering they probably have some grace to them.

>> No.23384791

>>23384729
as long as it looks crazy and robotic and not resembling only one animal

>> No.23384800

>>23384776
>'chunk' weapons with heavy armor
I can get behind this as well. Especially if she's heavily armored up top with big pauldrons while still only wearing leggings and a tabbard on the bottom. Give her a big ol' black iron club at that point.

>> No.23384814

>>23384800
Well, when I say 'leggings' more leg armor.
But yeah, heavier armor with the tabard and legs at the bottom.

Depends on if she did the strength or dex build.

>> No.23384835

>>23384814
I think I understood what you meant. I was imagining something like thigh-high greaves.

>> No.23384843

>>23384835
Yeah, that works.
Those were my thoughts as well, lots of gothic style armor as well.

>> No.23384848

>>23384643
She does like to try to cook, but finds it hard to do it with just her wings and talons, so I usually would be the one to do it.

>> No.23384861

how do i get monsters to stop raping me? it's disrespectful.

>> No.23384866

>>23384861
Just consent. Then it's not rape.

>> No.23384867

>>23383936
>proud Wendi Dad at her band's concerts
>big, burly, smiling, buffalo plaid clad man among a sea of metal fans in black attire
>goes up to random people during the concert and taps their shoulder
>"That's my little girl up there singing, isn't she cute?"

>> No.23384871

>>23384848
Nerdbird?

You know, supposedly harpies hide claws in their wings, which they can use for cooking. KC mentions this regarding the harpy he designed for a doujin anthology.

>> No.23384882

>>23384861
Put up a No Rape Zone sign

>> No.23384893

>>23384867
>mosh starts up
>Wendi Dad is too focused on enjoying his daughter's performance to notice
>anyone who bumps into Wendi Dad feels like they just slammed into a brick wall

>> No.23384913

>>23384861
moaning implies consent, if you remain silent through the rape the monster will feel bad and will not rape you again. Or they may rape you even harder a few times to see if they can get a rise out of you, but I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.23384917

>>23384861
Try and get one of the girls who doesn't constantly try to rape you as a waifu. That's what I did.

>> No.23384927

How does one hug a slime if you keep falling into them

>> No.23384928

>>23384871
Would they be dexterous enough to do things like measuring and pouring?

>> No.23384930

>>23383526
Yeah, to be honest the rockhand gimmick is kind of a turnoff for me. Ah well.

>> No.23384953

>>23384893
Wendi Dad can lift White Horn-san no problem! He's had to help her a few times when she gets stuck in deep snow

>> No.23384956

>>23383526
God imagine all the mud and dirt she'd track into houses
Forget going out into the rain too.

>> No.23384978

>>23384928
No idea. The girl's profile makes a big deal of how she's a fruit connoisseur and an excellent cook, so it may be more for chopping and mixing.

Also, subspecies variations likely exist, so there's no telling if all harpies work like that.

>> No.23384987

>>23384913
the sex forced me to moaned because the sex scared me. i was attacked by a monster's vagina eating my cock whole and i felt helpless and weak. she humped me and I couldn't believe what this woman is doing to me as she was raping me. my cock fired a hot white cum into her without me doing anything and i moaned by forced because i orgasmed like the monster wanted and not what i want. how do i get the monster to understand that i didn't consent?

>> No.23385012

>>23384987
Did you struggle? If you didn't want it, you should have struggled.

>> No.23385027

>>23385012
i tried to but she was too good at restraining me. it was like as though i didn't try to fight back. it really sucked, man....

>> No.23385042

>>23385027
>as though i didn't try to fight back
I see no crime here, other than wasting my time. Case dismissed.

>> No.23385044

>>23384987
Sounds kinda like you were asking for it
>>23385012
I thought you struggled if you wanted it, because that helps turn your rapist on more?

>> No.23385049

>>23385012
But that also activates certain instincts in monsters. Things like running from hounds, struggling in a lamias coils, saying no to a shogs services can all backfire.

>> No.23385071

>>23384835
>thigh high leggings
Sounds hot. Like camilla's armor?

>> No.23385083

>>23385049
>saying no to a shog's service
But a maid can't disobey the master?

>> No.23385095

>>23385071
Pretty much. Leaves her thighs on display.

>> No.23385099

>>23382179
Lims are not gommies

>> No.23385117

Are Hellhounds ugly? When I saw her profile first I thought so and now she is my waifu.

>> No.23385121

>>23385117
Very ugly

>> No.23385126
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Reminder that all short girls are weak to being princess carried. You'll have them heart-pupiling in no time.

>> No.23385130

>>23385126
What if you're a manlet?

>> No.23385131

>>23385117
I don't like their big paws.

>> No.23385137

>>23381369
Sally Chan doesnt save anon from ninjas, she forces anon to save himself. That is what I dont like about them, even though I think her design is top tier. I have to headcanon very hard to have them bodyguarding or rescuing and take that man as a husband.

>> No.23385185

>>23384861
Form a covenant with a local elemental.

>> No.23385188

>>23385131
BIG

>> No.23385194
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Onis make the worst drinking partners, they take all my alcohol and never bring their own

>> No.23385196
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>>23385188
MEATY

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>>23385196
PAWS

>> No.23385243

>>23385117
One of my least-favorite species.

>> No.23385297

>>23385194
Flick the bean

>> No.23385302
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>>23383968
Especially if they have just as lonely a sister with them as well. 2 Thirsty Elves

>> No.23385343
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23385343

>>23383968
>>23385302
You once were lost but now you're found!

>> No.23385344

>>23383968
>>23385302
Do you think elves would still try to adopt you even if you're in your 20s or 30s?

>> No.23385346
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>>23385071
>>23385095

>> No.23385355

>>23385344
If they're 10x your age, they can still adopt!

>> No.23385370
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>>23385344
>20s or 30s?
Even if you were in your 40's they'd still try to adopt you, you're still just a child to them. One could say compared to them you're a mayfly

>> No.23385373

>>23385117
yeah, she's ugly. but that's what makes her sexy.

>> No.23385389

What's proper procedure for a Kikimora who refuses to wear anything but an underbust corset and pasties around the house?

>> No.23385398

>>23385370
I want to pump semen down this stupid wood elf's throat so bad.

>> No.23385401

>>23385370
Gack! Hack!
>Dies of poison

>> No.23385404

>>23385389
Try a buttplug, I hear maids love those

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>>23384927
You gotta teach her to control her viscosity.
And by "teach" I mean "feed gallons of semen so she has enough protein to make the appropriate concentration of gelling agents"

>> No.23385416

>>23385389
Tell her that I much prefer a corset that comes up and squeezes the girls together. That'll show her.

>> No.23385420

>>23385370
I'm gonna call myself mayfly before the elf can to steal her thunder

>> No.23385428
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23385428

Gazer helps me sleep at night, and makes sure I go to sleep at a decent hour.

>> No.23385429

>>23383526
>since people are intimidated big hands.
And yet, Hellhounds.

>> No.23385435

>>23385415
Couldn't you just shortcut that with corn starch?

>> No.23385437

>>23385428
I really want a kiki to herd me to bed at night and blow me until I pass out.

>> No.23385451

>>23385437
BJs are better in the morning. Bedtime is for headpats and cuddles. At most a quick handy

>> No.23385457

>>23383526
Nah. Probably because we already have trolls, and also the other three have way neater designs.

KC even made the Dorome just to compensate.

>> No.23385460

>>23385451
Bedtime is for missionary and/or cowgirl position, collapsing ontop of one another in post-orgasmic relaxation, and falling asleep without pulling out.

>> No.23385461

>>23385451
I'd settle for some cuddly intercrural.

>> No.23385463
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23385463

Be very, very quiet. We're searching for Easter eggs.

>> No.23385464

>>23385437
This is why I like Titania.
Girls who respond to your every complaint by assuming that you're only antsy because you're sexually frustrated and making you cum until you're too blissed out to argue any more are the best.

>> No.23385474

>>23385464
>titania
Sounds like the kind of girl who would shove your face into one of her big tits and give you a nursing handjob until you're completely relaxed.

>> No.23385475

>>23385389
Hide her clothing. She either dresses properly or she works naked.

>> No.23385482
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Ogres>Onis
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

>> No.23385492

>>23385463
Fucking imposter bunny replacing all the good fish with eggs. April sucks.

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23385500

I want to live on a dairy farm staffed by nothing but shortstack cows, both holst and mino flavored.

>> No.23385509
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23385509

>>23385121
>>23385131
>>23385243
>>23385373
10 hours in the rape pit, all of you

>> No.23385512

>>23385500
The problem with shortstacks is that they'll breed you manlet sons; the glory of monstergirls is that they only breed you more shortstacks

>> No.23385513

>>23385482
Literally can't
Onis would always have the smell of alcohol.
gross.
Vampires would be the same to but with blood.

>> No.23385530

>>23385482
I hadn't found a reason to distinguish between them.

>> No.23385532

Yandere Orbital-Weapon-Platform Tsukumogami Spirits

>> No.23385543

>>23385509
how, you go to the rape pit. i'm staying up here where it's consensual

>> No.23385550

>>23385543
how about you*

>> No.23385571

>>23383526
i'm fine with how her hands look but i find troll's pretty gross. the issue is the how terribly uncomfortable it would be interacting with rocks.

>> No.23385577

>>23385500
>I want to live on a dairy farm
Based
>staffed by nothing but shortstack cows
Cringe

The correct answer is big cows. Tsundere Minos and friendly girl-next-door type Holsts.

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>>23385543
I'm already wed to one, if another tries to pounce on me she would violently assert dominance. I'm sure hounds can smell the other's scent and know to stay away from each other's property. It's almost like being branded.

>> No.23385584

>>23385532
> Gently caress up the inside of her tungsten sabots
> "Ah~ d-don't, I'll lose control~ haa..."
> Brush your fingers against her optical reticule
> "OH NO I-I'M GONNA~"
> [Unauthorised firing sequence]
> SF destroyed by ODIN attack

>> No.23385586

>>23383526
Gnome needs a more interesting quirk/feature than 'lol rock hands'

>> No.23385593

>>23385500
I hear you.
The shorter they are, the more meat they pack into their chests.

>> No.23385601

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that no game is more dangerous than hide and seek with mimic daugterus.

>> No.23385633

>>23385593
Now this is a research project for our crack team of expert bovinologists.
Is it true that the volume of all cowgirls is the same, and those that don't extend so far upwards instead extend further... forwards?

>> No.23385634

>>23385584
Far too dangerous. Projekt Longinus must be fully decommissioned.. by force, if necessary.

>> No.23385641

>>23385509
I doubt my wife would allow that.

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>>23383919
you're right

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23385673

>>23385641
She can join you, you can watch while we put her in touch with her yuri side

>> No.23385680

>>23385126
>weak to being princess carried
How come no one ever calls it by it's other name, Bridal carry? I would imagine it would be even more of a weakness if you call it that.

>> No.23385706

>>23385680
Because if you call it that, monsters will consider it a formal marriage ceremony, which will cause ALL SORTS of harem oroblems

>> No.23385711
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23385711

>"So you think can elope with some monster whore to escape our betrothal?"
>" Well guess again, I had to strike a deal with some slutty demons but I found you, and now we're heading back home to have our ceremony and night that comes with it~"
>"Oh, and I guess we can take that beast with us as well, we could always use another hand around the manor. Of course we'd have to come up with a lie about her... perhaps she could be your slave after all these years of adventuring, or maybe you'd love to explain to everyone about your intimate relationship with your monster concubine?"

>> No.23385715

>>23385706
Then maybe you shouldn't be carrying around strange women

>> No.23385716

>>23385706
>which will cause ALL SORTS of harem oroblems
Only for firemen (and even then not actually because a fireman's carry is a completely different thing).

>> No.23385720

>>23385711
That's kinda hot actually.

>> No.23385729

>>23385634
But Mr. President we can't allow an orbital station gap! The Soviets are building their own Orbital Waifu.

>> No.23385743

>>23385711
>"I'm more concerned with how I'm going to have to explain having two monster concubines in two months time."
>"What was that?"
>"N-nothing. Care for a Prisoner fruit, Love Muffin?

>> No.23385747

>>23385463
is he taking on water?

>> No.23385750

>>23385584
El Federação das Américas was set up!
Presidenté Almagros did nothing wrong

>> No.23385752

>>23385747
It's just to keep cool.

>> No.23385777

>>23385500
Why is she so grumpy?

>> No.23385782

>>23385777
Empty womb

>> No.23385788
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23385788

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.23385790

>>23385777
stuck in a shit mobile 'game'

>> No.23385791

>>23385743
She's still gonna want to be the head wife

>> No.23385820
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23385820

Humans are friends, not food

>> No.23385826
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>>23385820

>> No.23385834
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>>23385826

>> No.23385844

>>23385463
I like to imagine mersharks being pushy and coming on strong but always showing restraint because they want to change their image of being scary predators.

>> No.23385845

>>23385788
What's so funny?

>> No.23385846

It seems like most of the things I like are going to shit. Who can divert my focus away from the flames of greed, anger, and folly?

>> No.23385854
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>>23385846
Kids

>> No.23385855

>>23385844
A lot of sharks just like to observe and poke you with their noses instead of attacking.

>> No.23385864

>>23385855
Oddly enough very few things try to eat people.

>> No.23385871

>>23385854
I have too little patience for children.

>> No.23385889
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>>23385743
>"Wanting to marry a disgusting monster. I still can't believe you ran off for that, but a few months of marriage with a real woman changed your tune, didn't it? ...Have I told you how horny you've been making me lately?"

>> No.23385892

>>23385578
that would mean that they objectify men which is sexist. you're suppose to be a free man with his own choices

>> No.23385902

>>23385854
fuck is this, the 1940s? kids are into anime and video games, not cowboys and indians.

>> No.23385925

>>23378056
Nobosy draws slimes like Bubuzuke

Shame he doesn't do it anymore

>> No.23385961

I want to sneak into my werewolf childhood friend's room and rub my scent into everything until all she can smell is me, 24/7.

>> No.23385965
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23385965

Are inari overrated or underrated? They're in my top 5, but they seem so basic it makes me feel a tinge of shame for my bland taste in monsters.
>only monster parts are ears and tail dexterity is underrated in MGE anyways
>are modest and civilized scanty clothing is overrated in my opinion; surprise sex is inconvenient and I find sex to be too undignified to perform outside of a private bedroom
>are composed and devoted wives that respect their partners I'm heavily into maledom, though I would treat my partner as an equal outside of sexual scenarios

>> No.23385976

>>23385965
Youko are better

>> No.23386026

>>23385976
Inari have precision with their sexual energy and are well-behaved, so I personally like them more. If you're into experiencing passion that is more raw and powerful, then I would say youko would be right for you.

>> No.23386046

>>23385965
There's a certain appeal in getting what should be a seductress to drop the act and rape you.

>> No.23386058

>>23383979
Because abs and martial artist.

>> No.23386065

>>23385871
Then make a woman out of em

>> No.23386096

>>23386046
I don't find it appealing for myself, but I guess others might find inari to be boring laggards. There may be diverging interests for us. They may not find interest in power metal and violent video games.

>> No.23386137

>>23385965
>Are inari overrated or underrated?
Neither just generic like nekomatas and werewolves, generic is not a bad thing in my opinion.

>> No.23386147

>>23386026
>>23385976
Why not Youko and Inari sisters?

>> No.23386177

>>23386137
It does surprise me that there are no kitsune with paws or catgirls without paws. Maybe kumihos can fill that niche.

>>23386147
Too much tail maintenance. I only want to groom them for so long.

>> No.23386199

>>23385777
Dairy cows get pretty ornery if they don't get milked enough.

>> No.23386213

Hellhoundfags, when portal opend do you expect a date or some meet up before or that she jumps straight into rape?

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>>23385711
pic related

>>23385820
Some humans welcome being both.

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It's good to be back. It was almost worth it.

>> No.23386342 [DELETED] 

>>23386336
What is she to be so big?

>> No.23386348 [DELETED] 

>>23386336
Gigantes are cute and nothing can change my mind.

>> No.23386439

Remember, while lizardgirls have a lot of health and damage, they are weak to status effects. So being a rogue and using blinding powder and other such things is an effective way of defeating them and adding a knight to your party.

>> No.23386444
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23386444

I'm slowly getting addicted to coffee, please send spiders

>> No.23386473

>>23386439
>not beating them using your own power earned through blood, sweat, and tears

>> No.23386481

>>23386473
As a man, there are things you just got to do!

>> No.23386494

>>23386439
I merely need unbind the seal on my hand, and the harsh winter's chill shall creep down my blade! The lizardgirls may be strong, my bond with Glacies-chan is stronger!

>> No.23386495

>>23386439
What if you're a bard

>> No.23386508

>>23386444
>coffee
>spiders
What's the connection?

>> No.23386509

>>23386495
Then you will dazzle and confuse her with a spontaneous musical number. Alternatively, play heavy metal to become an expert with a battle-axe.

>> No.23386513

>>23386508
>He doesn't know

>> No.23386516

>>23386513
No, I don't.

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>>23386508

>> No.23386521
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>>23386508
When on drugs, caffine is pure "just fuck my shit up" for spiders

>> No.23386529

>>23386517
That's MonMusu, right? I haven't gotten around to reading that yet.

>>23386521
Oh, I didn't know about that. Pretty interesting. Wonder what caffeinated orb-weaver or funnel-web webs look like.

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>>23386517
>>23386521
They're silly things

>> No.23386558
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>>23386533
They've got silly strings!

>> No.23386578

>>23386558
Guess she was too tricky for her own good

>> No.23386631
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trash maid

>> No.23386686

>>23386631
Slavs. What goes on in their vodka-addled minds?

>> No.23386695

>>23386631
Can you just go into back alleys in MGC and find a bunch of masterless kikis?

>> No.23386716
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23386716

Oh no, a trapdoor ushi. Don't go near it, son. Son?

>> No.23386720

>>23386558
Oh no! She's using her strongest move: [Web Cage]!

>> No.23386735

>>23386716
I dunno, anon. That just looks like a pile of leaves

>> No.23386737

>>23386716
That leaf pile looks pretty sexy. I think I'm going to fap into it.

>> No.23386783

>>23386695
>first day in MGC
>you're doing pretty good considering you've made it this far without getting picked off
>you should have taken that demons offer of being driven back home nothing looks the same at night
>before you know it you've taken a turn down the wrong alley
>feral kikis are playing in the garbage all around you while some danuki in a trench coat keeps asking if you want to buy some bitcoin
>you're pretty sure you just watched a titania get her lunch money stolen by a lone fairy smoking a cigarette twice her size...

>> No.23386811

>>23386783
Those monsters need to be reformed clearly they all need to come home with me so that I can cook them all a nice warm meal

>> No.23386847

>>23386783
Sounds like you're entering Anonyama's part of town. Be careful, I hear even the Oni-Baka duo are his underlings...

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Nighty night masuta

>> No.23386894
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23386894

I have cities without people, rivers without water, forests without trees. What am I?

>> No.23386907

>>23386894
An egyptian cat
What did I win

>> No.23386919

>>23386894
Knowledge? Win or lose I'll take my reward/punishment handjob now.

>> No.23386930

>>23386907
>>23386919
Both wrong! You may throw yourselves in the Khepri Pit when you're ready. Or not, it's just a game.

>> No.23386939

>>23386894
A paperless map, yes?

>> No.23386942

>>23386939
This guy gets it, he also gets the pussy.

>> No.23386946

>>23386876
Shogs unsettle me. Not from their appearance, but their behavior.

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>>23386930
>wrong
Excuse me, how is >>23386894 wrong
1. She is an Egyptian cat
2. Pic related is one, but also right, because no hair (forest), also no fleas (people) and the whole skin looks like rivers without water
Who let the dumb dumbs in

>> No.23386961
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>>23386957
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

>> No.23386962
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23386962

Do you like tall girls?

>> No.23386972
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>>23386962
Sure, but I'm short so lots of girls would be tall to me.

>> No.23386979

>>23386962
Only if they're also thin, pale, and graceful.

>> No.23386986

>>23386930
>Khepri Pit
No, I want the cat's cute paws!

>> No.23386989

>>23386930
Can I do that anyways? I'll take the punishment for both of them, free of charge!

>> No.23386992

>>23372666
Worship that salamander

>> No.23387001

>>23386986
>>23386989
It all works out in the end

>> No.23387003

I don't get how the khepri pit is seen as a punishment in this thread
don't they gather wayward DE and use it to make their husband a "king" incubus
Is like for punishment, your getting a massive boost in power
You are failing UP the ladder

>> No.23387009

>>23387003
Some people don't care about power, and aren't into bug girls or polygamy.
Meanwhile, I desire a kingdom, a harem, and cute bug girls - so Khepri are perfect for me.

>> No.23387016

>>23387003
It's a joke, man.

>> No.23387021

>>23386783
Are the kikis any good at cleaning or are they only good at “cleaning”?

>> No.23387028

>>23387003
I just want to be jerked off by a cute MG's paws with cute pawpads anon.

>> No.23387038

>>23387003
>THROW ME TO THE BUGS AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE SWARM!

>> No.23387050

>>23387038
If I was king of the bugs, my right-hand bug would be a gigantic Hercules Beetle Girl, who doesn't say much, but is very intimidating.

>> No.23387061
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23387061

So, apparently, there's this asteroid, right? Well, apparently, it is estimated to have a 2.7% chance of hitting the earth or our moon, right? And get this, it's named... 99942 Apophis.

more recent calculations show that it's more of a 0% chance at this point, but man, what a way to go!

>> No.23387063

>>23379914
I find the idea of naizuri to be more appealing than paizuri. The appeal switches from supposed to feel good to cuteness and somewhat frustrated lust.

>> No.23387069

>>23387061
Space stuff always gets the best names.

>> No.23387070

>>23386894
Memory, the human body, a map, time, a diorama, a dead civilization, parts of Chernobyl closest to the meltdown.

>> No.23387072
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The MGC zoo is absolutely not a place for unaccompanied minors.

>> No.23387081

>>23387072
Wow, I clicked the completely wrong picture.
But I suppose that one works too.

>> No.23387146

>>23382167
I don't like skindentation on this one. In my mind, those are supposed to be the start of her furry bits which should not be tight.

>> No.23387182

>>23387072
Damn boy, She Thicc!

>> No.23387204

>>23385117
No monster girls are ugly. They're all beautiful girls that incite lust in any man who catches a glimpse of them. Only men with the strongest fortitude can resist their charm, but even they lose in the sight of more powerful monsters like lilims and such

>> No.23387215

>>23386894
Does anon still get the curse if he's only technically correct? Is there a third party overseeing this to ensure no cheating happens? Would you play witness to a sphinx's riddle challenge to ensure things are fair?

>> No.23387221

>>23387215
I have no idea what the laws and rules of the Desert Kingdom are.

>> No.23387227
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How to get merchant raccoon wife that doesn't mind being the one that makes the money while I stay at home and shitpost?
I mean, I'll even offer to visit her on her lunch hour for a quickie if that's what she wants

>> No.23387238

>>23387204
No, monster girls are ugly. They're all disgusting abominations that incite impotence in any man who catches a wiff of them. Only men with the most debauched lust can be charmed, but even they can be set right by the sacred guiding light of Illias.

>> No.23387244

>>23387221
Oi! You got a loicense for that erection?

>> No.23387246

>>23387238
Fuck off

>> No.23387247
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>>23387238
Where did they touch you?

>> No.23387269

>>23387246
Accept the love of shesus.

>> No.23387317

>>23386783
Can I adopt one of them?
I’m to lazy to clean my own house.

>> No.23387340
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>>23387072
Just let your big tiger nee-sans take care of you.

>> No.23387419

>>23387340
Eenie-meenie miny moe, catch the tiger by the toe

>> No.23387434

I'm making an rpg. First person to respond decides which girl I add as a recruitable party member.

>> No.23387435

>>23387434
Lich

>> No.23387498
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Lims are great
variety is the spice of life.

>> No.23387505
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23387505

I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me

>> No.23387507
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23387507

>>23387498
Depends on the lilim. Mari is best lilim by a mile

>> No.23387512

>>23387507
I prefer palamina. That story was decent.

>> No.23387515

>>23386521

OG crack spider for the win

>> No.23387516

>>23387505
Time for some Adult's Play!

>> No.23387521

>>23385902

They just watched The Lone Ranger and are hopped up on candy.

>> No.23387528

>>23387498
Where's that Nerdy Lim with the fat ass?

>> No.23387529

>>23387505
0/10
I bet she doesn't even have kung-fu action.

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>>23387498
I wonder if you get a custom made weapon from her if you get married at her mansion?

>> No.23387539

>>23387529
Imagine an action figure living doll. I bet she'd be incredibly genki.

>> No.23387541
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23387541

Binkusu no sake wo
Todoke ni yuku yo
Umikaze kimakase namimakase

>> No.23387564

I want to get hopped up on a dozen different fertility and stamina boosters and spend the next several hours cumflating an alp.

>> No.23387581

>>23387538
I want a 24" AR chambered in .338 Lapua Magnum

>> No.23387583

>>23387564
Could be fun.
I'd even take responsibility.

>> No.23387586

>>23387541
Kamikaze?

>> No.23387593

>>23387564
Hyper Pregnancy

>> No.23387596

>>23387586
No you fool, she's singing pirate shanties

>> No.23387691

>>23387581
I don't think the mansion would deal in guns

>> No.23387703

What we need is a gremlin trying to sell new tech on a shopping network channel
Like new age- mana batteries that connect to other magitek appliances

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>> No.23387719

>>23387593
You say that like its a bad thing.

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>> No.23387808

>>23387772
>Calling a snek fat while she's coiled around you
Fucking suicide, mate. All she needs to do is squeeze, and your eyes will be popping out of your head and your ribs piercing your lungs and heart

>> No.23387842

Dreamed for the first time in months. Most striking part was a woman poking at my sides. White hair, a bit shorter than me. I couldn't see her face.

Perhaps my waifu using disguise magic? Didn't think she'd be the type to change her hair color. Now I'm already imagining what it looks like for her to change back.

Most of the dream was standard dream bullshit.

>> No.23387936

>>23387772
Pizza snek

>> No.23387977

>>23387808
If your snake mistress is a necromancer then it doesn't matter.

>> No.23388001

>>23387977
Well, I imagine it hurts kinda bad, so it would matter just a bit

>> No.23388008

>>23388001
Being an undead incubus solves that problem I guess.

>> No.23388022

>>23388008
>No undead snek girl
Why isn't this a thing yet?

>> No.23388188

So I guess my waifu would be more open to wearing clothes when we go out if I have to dress up as well, per her wishes.

Seems dangerous, like the thing we'd place a wager on. If I win, only she has to dress up. If she wins, it'll be a group ensemble.

>> No.23388405

>New tanuki prostitute
>Prices all laid out
>Take a huge wad of cash with you
>Start small with a handjob
>Pay for a makeout session
>Pay for a blowjob
>Pay for unprotected vaginal sex
>Out of money
>She offers you a large loan
>Has to be paid back in full by next week else you'll be her slave
>Accept offer
>Pay for another blowjob
>Pay for anal
>Pay for an overnight cuddle session
>Pay for a morning blowjob and kiss before running out of money again
>Part ways
>Go to her every night and pay for a blowjob
>She comes to collect loan next week
>You don't have the money
>Become her slave

>> No.23388430

>>23388405
The classic "fat tanuki ass on your face for the rest of your life" scheme.

>> No.23388432
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23388432

>>23387528
Here ya go

>> No.23388437

>>23388430
But why go through the scheme when she can just marry me?

>> No.23388440

>>23388437
It turns her on A LOT

>> No.23388485

>>23388440
I still don’t understand how Findom is a fetish.

>> No.23388488

>>23388485
Well in this case you actually get to have sex though

>> No.23388502
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>> No.23388525

>>23388485
Ah findom

Like level drain, except even in my darkest fantasies I outright reject it.

>> No.23388584

>>23388485
>Findom
But I don’t wanna get dominated by a Finnish monster girl.

>> No.23388607

>>23388584
Finnish Dom is where that pale White Horn with stunning blue eyes backs you up against the wall of the sauna.

Findom is where you get sexual gratification from giving all or most of your money to someone. This is where the non-Irish meaning of RTGame comes from.

>> No.23388621

>>23388607
>>23388584
Where do I get some of this Finnish Dom? They put out that movie about the guy seeing a dominatrix as therapy after losing his wife pretty recently

>> No.23388703

>>23388502
I'd sit on a park bench and throw balls

>> No.23388721

>>23388188
>Got the waifu a pair of Weresheep clothes, including a fluffy hat with fake horns.
>Nothing too risque, just a themed outfit. Even so, clothing is a bit...hmmm...for her
>Felt the urge to try and push her buttons
>Made a wager for her to wear it outside. If she wins...
>She grins evily
"You lecherous louse. If you want to pick my wardrobe, then you should at least try to reciprocate."
>The wager is a best of 3 set on Smash. She'll be pumped full of aphrodisiac, with a vib on her clit. Otherwise it wouldn't be very sporty.
>I've been practicing. I can do this. I'm sure of it
>Take the first round 3-1
>Second round going well. I'm learning to time my power-plays for when she's on the verge of orgasm. Take two stock without a hitch.
>Suddenly she starts speaking calmly
"Okay, I think I finally understand how to play like this."
>Next thing I know I get bodied off the stage, and meteor-smashed without a chance to fight back.
>She wins 3-2 in minutes
>Sweeps the last round 3-0, breaking out new techs I hadn't even seen before
"If you really want to get better, I can coach you anytime...almost any—!"
>She gasps and shudders on the brink of another orgasm
>Next thing I know she's forced me to the ground and is taking me right on the spot
>Play a set of "Smash"
>Naturally, she wins again. This time, at least it seemed a bit closer.
>The next day we head out onto the town. She's wearing the new outfit. I'm wearing one of my usuals
>Except she's added a simple wolf-ear headband
>She blushes whenever folks come to gawk, but I'm blushing all the time
>Of course, she drinks in my exquisite expression as much as she can
>Glad I passed on her offer to go double-or-nothing on a collar as well
>I hope she was only joking

>> No.23388764

>>23388607
Stupid sexy white horn.

>> No.23388786

>>23388607
I want to ice fish with a serious Finn White Horn who shouts perkele and helvetti

>> No.23388847

>>23388525
Fuck, level drain is underrated

>> No.23388868

>>23388847
It's the best thing to come from WG3.

>> No.23388869

>>23387070
>time

Throw him into the super khepri pit for even suggesting it.

>> No.23388927

>>23388847
What if you're already at level 1 though?

>> No.23388930

>>23387317
>one
They come as a set

>> No.23388967

>>23388927
That's when you start a new adventure

>> No.23388980

>>23386695
Yes, but you'll want a bag of sunflower seeds, a bottle of good vodka, excellent squatting technique and a can of Lysol to keep away undesirables.

>> No.23388983

>>23388930
Do I need to get two of them? Five?
I’m fine with getting 5 kikis.

That way I can have fun with two of them but still get the house cleaned.

>> No.23388992

>>23388983
Feral kikis can be singular or in groups of up to 2 dozen, it's immoral to separate those groups

>> No.23389003

>>23388992
>Up to two dozen
How many eggs do common birds lay at once? I'm imagining kiki *let sisters and, depending on number and age the situation runs between cute and terribly lewd.

>> No.23389022

>>23386631
You are now realizing that Kiki is cleaning the garbage bin.

>> No.23389075

>>23389022
>Find Kiki living in a dumpster
>You pity her, but hear a strange noise from within
>Curious, you take a peek inside
>The dumpster is spotless, painted a light pink and smells faintly of Pinesol
>The noise was an episode of Days of our Wives playing on a portable TV

>> No.23389088

>>23389075
>there's a sign made out of cardboard inside that says "Bless this mess"

>> No.23389122
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23389122

Instead of foolishly releasing ancient evils, why not go and seal up evil for yourself?

>> No.23389124

>>23389122
Why contain it?

>> No.23389125

New thread https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/23388855#bottom

>> No.23389135

>>23389122
Unless welding a door shut is adequate, I don't really have the skill set for that. I guess I could work solely in the Mist Continent or something?

>> No.23389148

>>23389125
How new are you?

>> No.23389149

>>23389125
>/mgt/ in the subject field
>can't even link to a new thread correctly
Fucking newfag

>> No.23389158

>>23389124
So you don't get sued for your wife going on a rampage.

>> No.23389170

>>23389158
That's what dickings and children are for. No need to seal her, just keep her busy.

>> No.23389172

>>23389125
>new thread when old one hasn't archived
>new thread when old one hasn't even gon past the image limit
why?

>> No.23389176

>>23389124
so you can force an ancient evil to be your hug pillow

>> No.23389178

>>23388927
That's when it feels like your very life is being drained.
>>23389122
Ancient evil foxes are the best wives.

>> No.23389180

>>23389122
I want to accidentally awaken an ancient evil and become her mana pump

>> No.23389187

>>23389176
I can see the virtue in this.

>> No.23389189

I want to stick my tongue into an Anubis' weirdest places

>> No.23389197

>>23389189
Why would you want to lick the inside of her lego sculpture?

>> No.23389203

>>23389197
Not him but it would trigger her OCD something fierce.

>> No.23389222

>>23389122
I'm going to catch the Serial Hugger and keep her handcuffed and tied up, then I'll use her as my daki when she can't hug me back

>> No.23389226

>>23389222
His justice is harsh.

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