/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If I could find one, sure. I'm a bit tired of short people.

Unless I'm a five-foot prepubescent young man (which I'm not), no.

You're asking like there's some sort of alternative answer to "fuck yes"?

no girl is taller than me

sauce

I'm 1.85m, so no. She'd have to be a fucking tower, and I think it'd be pretty weird.

If I was 1.50m, maybe.

>>2335926
Maybe.

The only reason to turn down a girl is if she's fat, ugly and 3D.

I would ask for sauce, that's for certain.

So, sauce?

>>2335936
Why would it make a difference how tall you currently are yourself? She'd still be taller than you.

if the girl is hot,sexy or cute with a nice body

sure

>>2335944
If she's taller than me, she'd really stand out in a crowd. There aren't many girls who are taller than 185cm where I live.

She wouldn't stand out so much if she's 10cm lower than me.

I just think it'd be easier for me to be small and have a girlfriend of average height.

No girl was ever taller than me.

Tall girls are awesome, I'd love to have a tall girlfriend.

>>2335953
Why do you care so much about other people?

>>2335940
If she's not 3D you can just have a 2 seconds blackout with some BGM and she'll turn into some gorgeous princess.
Animu rules and all.

>>2335961
That's the problem for most of us here.
Why do you think we enjoy being anonymous ?

>>2335961
I don't know.

I don't have that many better things to do.

I'm 174, so many girls are taller than me, but they just ignore everyone who is shorter. I wish I had 180+ oneesan ;_;

I'd love to have a taller girfriend than I am. I think I would feel safe with her.

Only woman I've met that was taller than me was a huge bitch, easily over 300lbs.

>>2335976
I'm short and the only girls who will even look at me are girls shorter than I am. Fuck that, I want a tall girl as well.

Find me a girl that's above 192cm.

Fuck.

>>2335926
Sure, I'd even like it.

>>2335993
I envy you.

>sauce

>>2335999
Oh god, forceful onee-sama, do want.

Someone post that Sakaki doujin. Oh, and that "Kyou wa okurete ikou" I couldn't find.

Yeah, come to think of it she's pretty forceful

Tall girls are /d/ now? What the fuck?

>>2336011
Just post the damn link already.

>>2336024
He already gave source you idiot.

>>2336024
Read and /rs/, you faggot

I'm 6'3", so a taller girl would look extremely creepy.

...I like that in a girl.

>>2336030
THANK YOU! GODDAMNIT, SOMEONE POST THEIR HEIGHT IN REAL MEASUREMENTS!!!

I'm 6'2", not 185cm, thank you very much. One is a measurement of height, the other is a figure of how much your grass grows in a year on the back of European News Quartly.

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE, IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE.

>>2336030
Same situation here.

I think I've only met one or two girls who are taller than me.

>>2336028
>>2336029

>>2336038
Real measurements are made in centimeter.

IN EUROPE!!!!!!!!

>>2336044
>Real measurements are made in centimeter.
And real grammar is used to make people look intelligent.

>>2336048
It was real grammar.

Learn to troll.

>>2336048
>>And real English grammar is used to make people look intelligent.

You had a typo. I fixed it. English is the only language that matters.

172cm here.

I'd go for someone taller than me in a fucking flash.

>I'd love to have a taller girfriend than I am. I think I would feel safe with her

That sounds both gay and cute

>>2336053
Thank you very much for the save, my good sir.

>REAL MEASUREMENTS

This is what amerikan faggots believe.

>>2336054
Im 172 and I'm asian, it's shit right?

Remember its not how tall a girl is its how tall a girl is with heels. Fucking pisses me off when girls who Im taller then wears heels the next day and are taller than me. /rant

While the normal human spine grows and shrinks by centimeters throughout the course of a normal day, the inch is a more comprehensive measurement tool for height comparison.

>>2336066
Back to /b/, faggot.

>>2336076

>My measurement is better than yours because the units of measure is bigger and I don't believe in decimal points

fix'd

decimal points are for faggots

>>2336088
Oh, how I do love non-sequiturs being passed off as arguments, the Internet is a wondrous thing.

I think I'd be a bit embarrassed to go out in public with her. Also, it'd make it harder to hold her all protective like.

INTERNATIONAL SYSTEM IS FOR FAGGOTS

IN AMERICA WE WILL KEEP USING CONFUSING SHIT LIKE MILES, FAHRENHEIT AND POUNDS

>>2336076
Scientific explanation of why inches are too generic and not accurate?

>Also, it'd make it harder to hold her all protective like.

yeah I think that's the point

She's the one who would be hold you tightly and make you feel warm and safe.

>>2336038
Would you prefer your dick to be 8 inches long, or 20cm?

I'm not sure why, but I actually prefer feet for height, even though I'm European. I guess I've just gotten used to it that way from talking to American on the internet about how small I want my girls.

I still prefer the metric system for most other things, though. I'll never really accept pounds.

20cm sounds bigger

>>2336117
8 inches, since 20cm is 7.8 in plus it provides a bit more leeway depending on the level of arousal.

Not the dude you're responding to by the way.

Why use something like inch or feet if I know exactly how tall 190 or 20cm is, for example?

Fuck your measurement unit, Amerikkka.

>>2336121
Pounds and Kg seem so absolutely arbitrary for a person's weight that I couldn't see either being better than the other. Maybe it's just relative to what you grew up with.

Same height or close to is best.

>>2336133
Because you'll be disappointed when your guesstimate isn't spot-on, whereas we like rounding to the nearest inch and have more important things to worry about, like price increases at fast food joints or whatever.

>>2336044
AND IN JAPAN! I'm 5'7" tall.

She's not even THAT tall. At least not compared to the average Amerikkkan/Eurofag

>>2336143
>179
I could eat her for breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twOp9HQnI4A

I'm 6'0, my license says 183cm or something. I would like a taller girl if I was shorter, but how many girls are taller than 6'0, and how attractive would that be?

Would I? Hell yes.

>>2336058
Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.

tall girls? pic related

>>2336192
>3D
What the hell are you doing here, idolfag?

Doesn't really bother me. If she's taller than 6'3 and just your average slut I probably wouldn't, but if she has a redeeming factor who knows.

Would probably make you feel really awkward walking around with a girlfriend who's got half a foot on you.

what does pig disgusting even mean?

it is disgusting like a pig?

thats mean to the pig.
pigs are great animals.

>>2336237
Schwein-Ekelhaft.

>>2336237

newfag/dumbfag detected

gtfo

>>2336237
I agree, pigs are great to eat.
Maybe we should change it to platypus disgusting.

>>2336198
Disgusting though that picture was, I think something needs to be said.
GB2 /b/, groupthinkfag. Seriously, fuck you and your fucking shitty memes, and your shitty image macros. If something is off topic, report it. If you don't like something, ignore it. You are crapping up this board, and should stay safely contained in boards that are already crap.

I'd be too embarrassed to be seen in public with her, so no.

>>2336251

>>2336251
U mad?

>>2336198
Reported for image macros outside of /b/

>>2336268
You've got to be shitting me.

What the hell, Janitors?

>>2336237
>I'M KOREAN!
>SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN!
>AMERICAN IS PIG!
>DO YOU WANT HAMBURGER?
>DO YOU WANT PIZZA?
>AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING!
>GEORGE W. BUSH IS MURDERER!
>FUCKING U.S.A!

>>2336302
>mac

>>2336302

pwned

>>2336313
LOL OWNED XDDD
>>2336312
>green text

Mmm, yeah, tall girls are awesome. I was pretty good looking back in high school and had several girls approach me who were clearly interested in me despite being small. Unfortunately I was too shy and didn't know how to talk to girls... so much wasted opportunities... :(

>>2336268
Reported for offtopic post

>>2336318
I love memories like this. I still do this. "Oh, wait a minute. Her asking me if she saw me at a party last night was not to be taken as a literal question but as an introduction to further conversation. FUCK"

>>2336333
yeah, it's always the afterthought that gets you

I'm 5'5" tall.
Goddamn I get told about my height all the time.

>>2336333

And how would said conversation have panned out?

You saw the beginning but do you know the middle and the end.

>>2336348
Why
Are you
So tiny

>>2336348

Same. Its pretty bad. Slightly better if your asian and asian girls i guess. But even they would prefer taller guys.

>>2336351
I don't know.
All my friends are like over 6 feet tall.
If I didn't keep my facial hair on my face, I would have to listen to all that little boy clerk talk every time I walk into a gaming store.

>>2336348
I wish I could just find a girl with a fetish for cute boys.

No, considering that I'm slightly over 2m tall. I like them small and cute. Which isn't a huge surprise on the /jp/edo board.

>>2336373
>If I didn't keep my facial hair on my face, I would have to listen to all that little boy clerk talk every time I walk into a gaming store.
At least you get mistaken for a boy and not a fucking girl.

>>2336384
>not a fucking girl.
W-would that really be a bad thing...?

>>2336351

He's not that small, I'm smaller than that at 5 '3.

>>2336384
Cut your hair, faggot.

>>2336401
I have short hair.

>>2336384
Oh god, this happened to me once. Although, I was still a kid (not entirely sure of how old I was, pretty young though), a person mistook me for a girl...

However, I am now rather tall. Actually, I was kinda tall back then as well...

I'm ~192cm tall.. a girl taller than me would be huuuuuuge.

>>2336409
Then post pics.

>>2336414
>>2335993 here.

Welcome in my league.

>>2335993
Go visit Scandinavia

>>2336384

Don't worry, my best friend is a trap and he gets that shit all the time.

Once he went to get a hair cut (so it was getting pretty long), and he was on the chair about to start and he saw this kid looking at him, then walking up to his mum and going "mummy that girl is pretty" while pointing at him.

His mum looks at my friend and goes "that's a guy" to her son.

True story

>>2336378

pretty sure u have and as had i. but see the thing is those girls dont look at us as boyfriend material. thats the problem. /

When I was in japan two years ago, an old lady at a market asked me if I was a girl.

ITT lies

any of these "traps" asians? i swear asian guys make the best traps.

>>2336426
Hahaha
no.
Not that many tall girls here either (probably more than other places, though).

Impossible for me, since I'm 2m10. But if there was, I would.

I haven't met many brunettes taller than myself. Fuck blondes, I'd only get involved with one shorter than five foot.

>>2336456
Sucks to be you.

210cm is a bit over the top.

>>2336428
I don't see the problem with being mistaken for a pretty girl. It's being mistaken for a bulldyke that kinda leaves you shaken for a while (happened to me back when I had long hair).

>>2336428
Well, I think we know how that little boy is going to turn out.

>>2336456

How big is your cock?

>>2336469
>bulldyke, longhair
That doesn't make much sense.

>>2336471
6cm when hard.

>>2336450

Yeah that trap friend >>2336428 of my is

Idiot once had an interesting conversation with bank call centre woman

"Hi, can I speak to xxx"
My friend: "No, she's not here."
"Oh okay, and you are?"
My friend "I'm her daughter"
"..."
My friend "I mean, son, I'm her son."

>>2336474
Why do I have an impersonator?
Jesus Christ /jp/, it's not like I'm important or post particularly often.

>>2336476
I blame Grayman.

>>2336483
fffffffucking stalkers

>>2336483
>I blame Gaymen.

>>2336476

I know. I fucking hate those kind of people.

Disregard everything, I'm spartacus.

>>2336493
Go away Singaporean ZUN, no one likes you.

>>2336490

>>2336493
I know right?

I'd love Akiha no matter how tall she was.

>>2336504
Every time I see G Akiha, I recall that doujin, and it involves human insertion.

And that's just terrible.

>>2336508
Me too, sis.

Me too.

>>2336511
This will never work, though I applaud your effort.

Wait, no I don't.

>>2336521
The fact that you replied just shows that you do.

>>2336500

how on earth did u get the idea i was singaporean.

>>2336526
I don't applaud your effort. I just add my own to it.

What now?

>>2336530
Yeah, right.

>>2336521
I'm pretty sure it will, if someone bothers to generate several hundred similar trips.

>>2336534
I know, right?

>>2336540
But don't get me wrong.

I still like you naked my my bed doing naughty things.

>>2336508

What's it called? I've had a bitch of a time finding any Akiha h-doujins.

>>2336546
It's in the tatari doujin packs. I had to search through to find it last time. If you really want to find it, look through them. Sorry I can't help, since I'm studying for an exam. Otherwise, I would look through them myself.

Though I'm 1,89m (and girls taller than that aren't exactly common), I wouldn't really mind.

Why is everyone in /jp/ a fucking giant? I'm 22 and only 5'6". ;_;

>>2336577
lol, genetics.

Yes!

>>2336577
Stop whining, I'm 25 and I'm only 5'1"; Does that make you feel any better?

I'm 6'4" so yeah any girl taller then me that still had effeminate features would be alright.

I'm 22 and 5'11.

How's the weather down there?

>>2335936
I am 190cm

>>2336693
193.04cm here.

>>2336649
Just fine, why do you a-OH FUCK YOU.

Like being shy and clumsy destroys eyesight and enhances breast size, it seems being ronery has a positive effect on height. I'm not that tall though. About 178cm.

>>2336749
Will I start growing if I start feeling really ronery?

>>2336754
Yes.

Would I be shallow if I said I wouldn't go with a giant like in the OP's pic?

>>2336713
I was surprised at all the weird kanji until I realized it was Chinese.

>>2336758
Would you be shallow if you rejected someone based simply on a superficial trait? I think you can answer this yourself. Fat and ugly don't count though, you're not shallow for rejecting those.

Considering that I am 6ft tall I would have to say no.

>>2336758
I don't think she would want to go out with a bedwetter to begin with.

>>2336763
What if you think a superficial trait makes that person ugly?

>>2336763
I guess you're right.
I'd just have to get over the initial people looking at us in public thing.

Definitely, enough said

Girls that are fifty feet taller than you

Would you?

>>2336777
Food would become an issue, but it'd be pretty cool, I think.

As long as I don't get eaten.

>>2336777
Why not? I can pleasure her with all my body.

>>2336777
>>2336779
It would be hard to have sex with a 56 foot woman.

>>2336777
I'd feel I wouldn't be able to please her sexually, I don't think it would work out.

>>2336777
Imagine how gross it'd be to get stuck in her vagina. Ugh, makes me want to puke.

>>2336777
Getting stepped on by giant Yukarin must be one of the best ways to die.

>>2335979
I never thought of it this way.

>>2336786
>>2336784
>>2336783
>>2336782
Why do you only think about having sex?

>>2336791
Sex is an important part of a relationship. Your girlfriend isn't going to be very happy for long if you aren't pleasing her.

How is this /jp/ related?

Yeah I would

However ones that are shorter than you are cuter

>>2336791
Once upon a time people held sex as a sacred rite of passage.
You would get married, and take each other's virginity.
It was giving something to each other to show you truly loved them.
Maybe I was brought up with archaic values, but that's still how I see it as being in a serious relationship.

>>2336795
girls really don't think about sex that much. i guess i really don't know but it couldn't be as much as men.

>>2336796
That's the best part:

IT ISN'T!

Grow up, people.
Sex in natural
Sex is fun
Sex is best when it's ONE ON ONE!

>>2336908
>I've never had a threesome.

>>2336910
;_;

>>2336908
Watches too little hentai.

Watch more porn bro, the scene where I fap the hardest are always the one where the girl take it up on her ass,vagina and mouth.

>>2336808
Not to be nit-picky, but in reality, the reason why people began waiting for "sex until marriage" and it was made into a "sacred vow" was because otherwise, if your girl wound up having sex with someone and became pregnant, she would become a member of that family and you would lose her.
If there were no rules to sex back then and a woman got pregnant, there would be no way to know for sure who the husband was, and thus, no way to determine which household should own the woman. Thus, the rule was invented, out of necessity really, that sex could only be after marriage, and obviously, only with one's husband, thus ensuring that no such complications could arise. After that, then, sex and marriage were made "sacred," and adultery was made into a "sin."
Cultures which had this rule imbued into them already are lacking these "sacreds and sins" in their religions. Cultures which lacked these rules bunched them in with their religions.
Nowadays, since women can have sex (mostly) freely without worrying about getting pregnant, (and even if she did, there's no set rule of what the outcome will be; certainly the woman will not be instantly 'owned' by the father's family), the value inherent of sex and marriage has to be determined solely by the partners involved.

Tl;dr - Sex isn't sacred. Neither is marriage. Never was. Never will be.

>>2336916
that wouldn't be that fun in real life.

I'm 6'3. If a girl is taller than me, she's a monster, and probably in the WNBA.

Actually, if a girl is the same height as me, it'd still be weird.

140 cm

...oh, and i am 210 cm tall

>>2336947
King of Crits again?

And what's the 140cm for?

Your penis measurements?

No, I prefer them to be at least a foot shorter than me.

>>2336908
When a tall, overly muscular, hairy gay man rapes you, sex isn't fun. Also, when you're unexperienced/virgin, your first time having sex probably won't be fun either.

>>2336960
"Like a bag of sand"

>>2336960
How dare you mock George Michael and his single "I Want Your Sex"?

What I'm trying to say is.. Yes.

>>2336975
Oh god what the fuck is that?

>>2336984
Boota

>>2336986
Hebi?

>>2336968
Thank you sir, and I'd be grateful if someone could provide me with a link to this...

>>2336986
>>2336996
What did I miss?

What's a Boota?

>>2336984
I think the arrow is supposed to indicate where the tongue is coming from. Most likely she bit the tip of his tongue and dragged it out. Not sure how well that would work out in real life, but it works in hentai where it's perfectly normal to have tongues capable of deep anal penetration.

>>2336996
>>>/rs/Sakaki+rapes+yoshida
If that link doesn't work, you know what to do.

>>2337001
This is a boota

>>2337005
This file is suspected to contain illegal content and has been blocked. After the file has been blocked for 7 days it will automatically be deleted, if the block is not removed by RapidShare. For this reason, a download of this file is currently not possible.

>>2337009
There's like a dozen links, keep trying.

Actually I've requested source for image in >>2336996

>>2337014

there was only one, but whatever

>>2336461
Well, to be honest, 1.90 is already a bit too much.

They're awesome, but I think I'd like a cute little 50cm midget too.
If only her face were cute enough.

If the difference is more than 5cm it's fucking humilating in public

I wouldn't. Whenever I see a short man with a taller girl in public, I think "haha, what a faggot," to myself

>>2336783
>>2336784
Love will find a way.