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>>23311050I thought it looked like かれい, I checked and I was righthttps://twitter.com/flat_fish_ here you go anon.
>>23311061Cute girl
>>23311057Previous thread >>23305601
>Mustache, mustache, mustache, rabies
Watching Choco play GTAV is like watching water drip or grass grow, but it's so damn relaxing I can't stop
>>23311057>generalKill yourself
>>23311061oh... oh my
>>23311075ok phoneposting retard haha
>>23311058arigachu
Which homo has the best あいさつ?
>>23311079amirite xD
>>23311093for me it's Ahoy!
>>23311093I like Roboco's, it's pretty cute.
>>23311093Pantsu ga nyahallo!
>>23311057>GeneralKindly neck yourself
>Matsuri is streaming Animal Crossing?>Delete it.>Matsuri is attempting a comeback with a short experimental video?>Leak it.What role does Matsuri's downfall play in her masterplan?
>>23311093It either konpeko or konyappi for me
>>23311093I really like suisei's すいちゃんは今日もかわいいそう
>>23311121>Leak itK'
>>23311125A^A^A^A konpeko konpeko konpeko
>>23311093アロナ
>>23311136Domo domo
Which homo has the worst あいさつ?
>>23311093にゃはろ~っ
>>23311151まつり
>>23311151Luna
>>23311151Towa's, it doesn't fit her character and it comes as if she's trying too hard.
>>23311093もぐもぐおっかゆー!
>mfw the quit checklist is getting filled
>>23311129I wish that was me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZgAKigAVIwMIO-SHAN??
Why is Luna so good?
>>23311169Never ever post again pretty pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EslW-joghhA She's so perfect lads.
>>23311187>mfw I only understand half of what they're saying
I see. This is a sign that discord went to shit, probably it has people who barely care about chuubas, with the power. It causes the retards coming here to shitpost and reply shit templates after being banned from speaking up their minds about the subject there. That was quick.
I want them to have more duet karoke streams.
>>23311239Tell me, why does miko wear the mask?
>>23311239That shit already happened. During the Towa drama the shitposts and offsite memes skyrocketed.
>>23311239The fuck is that? Is she robbing someone?
Anybody else hyped for unlimited senchou works?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04EIYwhm5rI
>>23311169What's the checklist?
Imagine loli uimama coming to your bed in the middle of the night because she can't sleep hahahahaImagine snuggling her up close while she snores quietly hahahahaha how weird
>>23311061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19f2skdHhcEa little bit over 1000 views until 100k.
>>23311323And then loli Matsuri also has a bad dream and wants to cuddle in too haha so weird
>>23311328Suisei is shit and ruined this.
>>23311361Go back to your hospital bed Kabaya
>>23311361
>>23311239Refugees tend to do that
>>23311378Why would ppt talk about suisui like that
>>23311273Yes, but also a little anxious for PPT.
>>23311465I hoping she'll have some fun and forget about her problems for a while.
>>23311474I'm not even talking about her health issues per se. She's a little too obsessed with how she needs to perform better in group streams and that ends up working against her. She gets way too self-conscious and blocks herself from fitting in. This huge collab is probably eating at her nerves. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if her worrying about this stream had something to do with her episode. It's a shame too, she's most enjoyable to watch when she's doing more chill stuff and manages to just talk casually.
I'm going to throw DICK in today's Tsunomaki Jankenpon and no one can stop me.
handsome
>>23311506Nice footie kit, poof.
>>23311502What if she throws scissors?
what if holostars but cute girls instead
>>23311516A rock would crush his cock though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYpBAvEpHzQ Watame no uta
>>23311506Would fuck
would've been awesome if matsuri had been my childhood friend and then some chad thundercock took her away from me haha
>>23311093ドドドドドドドドドド
これはぁぁぁぁ工エエェェ(´д`)ェェエエ工 草
Morning News in 14 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAoNvVCRQ60BUT FUCK THAT WATAME NAO!It's this time again Rockbros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYpBAvEpHzQ
>>23311586ok lyger
>>23311596watame catering to EOPs
Why is Watame so motherly bros ;_;
Watame hosting a kid's show when?
Why is Watame so great? She saved the 4th gen.
w-what did PPT do with watame
>>23311603200% EOP just to make you mad
>>23311586Now you realize the artist used his own fat body as a reference for this.
>>23311607Imagine the parents coming to pick up their kids and seeing a sheep whose pupils are about to pop from Asacoco overdose.
>>23311603EOPchads win again! Fuck yeah bros!
>>23311593based desuplay what you love, ignore the hype
Scissor is unbeatable!
APRIL FOOLS
wwwwwww
Fuck sheep I wasn't ready.
>>23311631Still undefeated!
>>23311502
coco a consumerist
>>23311643American values
I was hoping for this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8FsxFghdgk
I don't like how fast it is now I could barley shift from EN to JP when I knew I couldn't win
RIP Clock-san
>>23311656That was an April's fools prank.
>>23311678You broke the clock you stupid dragon!
>>23311607That's a good way to get 90% of the features of your Youtube channel disabled.
>>23311655ok boomer
>>23311694one of the hanayori girls has the kids shit enabled and you can't even set their notifications to always alert you. It's so fucked.
Why does coco's speaking style remind me of Oshino Ougi
>>23311717I think you're watching the wrong coco
>>23311717Because you're fucking retarded and I hope you kill yourself holy shit.
>>23311703I just checked and none of them have it, so it's on your side. It's a known problem, relogging/clearing cookies/cache helps sometimes.
flat
>>23311721It's the way she says desune>>23311722I won't, but thanks anon!
Lolicoco gets me hard as diamonds for some reason
>>23311593damn i thought this was actually hololive office for a second
Flat Coco would be an improvement.
flat chest coco is better
>>23311728same
Coco...
jesus christ how horrifying
COCO!?
What the fuck is happening
Fucking nice Coco
I can't believe coco finally took over asamiko...
Spoiler: this is coco's unedited voice
Can't believe Coco punched Watame's husband
This is how anime sounds to the average American.
Coco's voice finally broke. I'm so proud, my little girl is all grown up.
My ears
>>23311738GEBO
Are these the effects of weapons-grade asacoco?
i'm in love with coco's real voice guys
Sounds like Miko
so is this the new Helium Asacoco
>>23311731>>23311733based taste
this is your average anti
I'm not even a lolicon but lolicoco sounds so fucking hot.
Okay which one of you faggots sent this.>ルーナ姫のあいうえお作文は本当にゆるされることではない。がんばって仕事をしている仲間に対して『暇だな』と発言するのは侮辱以外の何物でもないし、自分が暇だったと言い訳したとしても仲間の事を全然思いやっていない自分勝手な発言だと思う。あいうえお作文のところに広告をいれてあるのも、同期を利用して収入を得ようと感じてしまうからやめて頂きたい。本当はホロライブメンバーは仲が悪いのか?
is this miko
Did I stepped on the wrong timeline?
>>23311779Good, Luna is trash
translate it weeb
This is why C-san isn't allowed to speak on Asacoco and we only see her in image form.
>>23311780Still more comprehensible than Miko so no.
Asamiko was anti Asacoco all along.
>>23311789This is the first time I understand more from the written text than from what it's talked, my ears started to hurt one minute after she stated this shit.
She's getting the dislikes today.
this could almost be towa, she does get the coco rhythm and dialect pretty well
>>23311803ANTICOCO IS FINISHED
Is this what EOPs feel like when watching streams?
Antis are seething.
fuck coco
RIP AntiCoco
Was that the Max Headroom incident of Chuubas?
Why didn't Coco cover Mea's demonitization??
Asacoco is a respectable news program with no room for pranks.
I bet she was killing herself laughing while testing out this voice earlier.
>>23311824Mea is not relevant
>>23311821Literally DWU
>>23311824Does she often talk about chuubas that aren't from hololive in asacoco?
>>23311824Didn't have time because the broadcast was hijacked by antis
Was that a new form of ASMR?
>>23311836A little disappointed it wasn't actual weather this time.
>>23311824wow Mea imagine picking the worst time to get fucked, so inconsiderate!
>>23311828oh can we get 150???
>>23311824Nobody cares about Mea except the chinks.
Oh no the shit that I like got fucked, Coco should save it.
>>23311824gotta do something for april foolsI hate April Fools.
>>23311847That's like most of Hololive
>>23311835Unless they talk about her or is related to hololive no.
>>23311840That was super ASMR. A voice so powerful it makes your spine tingle because it wants to escape from the torture.
My ears are gone. Now I can really empathize with Kanata.
あさアンチ
>>23311847I care
Is this the normal state of being for 35P?
Hololive doujin when??
fuck my hearing is a bit strange now what the fuck have you done to my ears coco???
>>23311870this post was sent from 10 years ago
>>23311872I think I'm having trouble walking
Holy shit that's fast.
>>23311803It's over Coco bros.
What are you going to do for April Fools to your favorite homo?
>>23311882>>23311870Quick, warn the Chinese about their dumb bat soup killing the world!>>23311895nice
>>23311895cuesed
>>23311899I'll watch her stream and post generic stuff on the chat so that I don't stand out from the herd.
>>23311899shitpost here
coco should act like a proper idol on april fools
>>23311882ok where is it?
Remember to address Haato as Haato-sama instead of Haachama today
Remember to watch Kanata's farewell stream later.
This thread gives me newfag cringe.
This thread gives me EOP cringe.
>>23311899I'm going to call her dumb and ugly and say I hate her! And then I'll say it was April Fools and she's really smart and pretty and I love her!
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1245102624921333762Watame original song tonight!
>>23311943wew
>>23311928Haatama.
I wish they didn't all stream around the same time.
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1245104186779267073
>>23311957all the nip salary men finish at the same time
>>23311943Oh shit, T-Pocket. Didn't think I'd see that name ever again.
>>23311961I think it legit messed with my sense of balance for a little bit.
does hololive doujin exist?
Fubuki-kun and Homura-kun are competing for Watamehttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1245103569230938112
The fuck is Coco's problem. I legit have a migraine now.
>>23311824Fuck Mea. Why didn't Coco talk about Kabaya's disease?
>>23311973I've seen a lot of stuff of Mea and she's an honorary HL but surprisingly there's not much yet for actual HL.
>>23311943Turns out this is the whole song, kinda like the Matsuri 3D video made by that fan.Actually I think that'd be too dickish even for Watame on April Fools.
>>23311976I actually had a migraine all day today and I think the earrape sort of helped.
>>23311974To be fair I'd want to kill people for Watame too
>>23311980What do you mean? She made us experience it instead.
>>23311980>Why didn't Coco talk about Kabaya's disease?AsacocoLive is a comedy show
>>23311992She has a incurable disease, you inconsiderate shitlord.
>>23311957i still don't get why no one's streaming in the 2-3 hours following asacoco
>>23311976I regret listening with headphones on. It sounded like a dentist drill piercing through my eardrums.
Holy the fucking phone. The Hololives accept fan gifts?
Matsuri and Hoshikawa off collab. They might have sex.
https://twitter.com/rikkaroid/status/1245042470397702144?s=19New hologirl
>>23312001Hey man, I'm not the guy who wants Coco to talk about people's inborn diseases on her morning shitpost show.
>>23312004because they are all NEETs and they're asleep during normal hours when productive people are awake.leep.
>>23312012It's a joke but that thing is very cute
>>23312012wtf I'm gonna sub now
wait what happened to Kanata?
>>23312012The should just make holostars(female) permanent.
>>23312012I'm mad because I know it's fake but that's a cute fucking design
>>23312012Isn't that just the donkey from Arc Knights?
>>23312018how can they be NEETs if this is their job?
>>23312012Holostars?
>>23312006watch out for announcements on their twitter page, they'll usually open up a certain period for fans to send in gifts (usually during birthdays, special occasions etc.). There's restrictions on the types of gifts you're allowed to send them thoughletters are welcomed anytime
>>23312037do they accept jars of white liquid?
>>23312021https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9ni%C3%A8re%27s_disease
>>23312029>playing ark>a jobpick -1
>>23312041yes but it will go to MANECHAN instead
>>23312021
>>23312045both
Been watching vtubers for 3 months now but I still don't know how Free Chat works
>>23312056Newfriend here. Which site is this?
>>23312063Playboard
I'm getting ark stockholm syndrome even though I dont have anyone to play it with so i'd have a miserable timekusomiko
>>23312012That design is actually cute...
>>23312021She's pushing up daisies nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1GmxMTwUgs
>>23312037FUCK. I wonder if they accept gifts from Americans. I want to send her something she would like from America.
>>23312057Born after chat rooms, huh?
>>23312072>no option to change currencyBut why?
I thought Kanata and Coco were friends. Kanata is in the hospital and Coco isn't with her. What a shitty friend.
>>23312011Didn't those two go on a romantic cruise already? How sweet.
wait... so this asacoco commercial... was actually a plea for help?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23312090Yes. They likely scissored in the bathroom. At least they did in my universe.
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1245106022160560129Quack.
>>23312087work first
>>23312086use a vpn for that
>>23312102Adorable duck
>>23312085but it's always a ghost town, nobody is chatting there
How do we save her?
>>23312083You can only send them gifts by buying from ecommerce sites (like Amazon JP and Rakuten JP) and sending it directly to their office. Not sure if they'll accept Amazon GlobalMore info here: https://www.hololive.tv/contactThey'll be accepting gifts for Kanata and Sora soon https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1242005711707500544
>>23312159tell her she needs to play good games
>>23312161I know what I'm buying Kanatahttps://www.amazon.com/Heaven-Beautiful-Dying-Taught-Beginning/dp/B014X30XHY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=enjoy+heaven&qid=1585693245&sr=8-3
>>23312012Cute blowjob handlers.
these virtual thots are fucking rich they get more money in one video than what I earn in a month
>>23312175i guess intern-kun will be enjoying heaven instead
How much did Marine make off her last stream?
>>23312161>can't send gold or amulets>can't send "high-priced items"I wonder what cutoff is for high priced
>>23312182you're just poor
>>23312186Read the thread dummy
Who do I blame if Kanata actually dies?/jp/?
>>23312202God.
>>23312189I wish I was born as a hot girl
>>23312182they are robbing us NEETS BLIND!they can't keep getting away with it!
>>23312159Did she stop streaming ten minutes in?
>>23312102Sub's banner is fuckin' cute
>>23312202Yagoo for not paying her the hospital
>>23312159we don't
>>23312214Find a mama more proud of her daughter than Ui mama
>>23312021She went MIA for a short while and some time later announced that her new morning program and her collab with Haato would be postponed because she was hospitalized due to her chronic ear disease.
>>23312231>short whileabout 2 dayspeople are just memeing it now, she's doing two streams tomorrow...
>>23312187Anon, if you don't recognize 3万円 then you need to get the fuck out. Even EOPs should AT LEAST know Japanese numbers and the currency name. Hell, they should also at least know Katakana since its phonetic and only takes between a day to a week to learn.
>>23312231Hypothetically, if it's that chronic ear disease will Kanata go deaf?
>>23312202Coco
>>23312207Why would you need to be a hot girl to be a VIRTUAL YouTuber? You don't even need to be a girl there are several that are popular and just use a voice changer to sound like a girl. What you meant to say was "I wish I was born with a personality".
>>23312246unironically based
I miss Korone
>>23312237Yes, she will lost her music sense and after that her career may crash and could commit Suiseide.
>>23312246Everyone has a personality. What you're looking for is knowing how to take part in banter. Shitposting on /jp/ is excellent practice for that.
>>23312246yeah noi think being a hot girl earns more than being a ugly ass vtuber
So uh what's stopping people from standing outside Hololive's head quarters and stalking any of the girls that they recognize coming out?
>>23312237I'm not a doctor, but the wiki article talks about partial loss of hearing. Even partial loss can be enough to ruin a singer's prospects though. She did say on her pre-hololive twitter account that she thinks she'll have to give up singing altogether because of her health condition.
>>23312255I wish Suisei was more fucking gay. Kanata deserves at least that.
>>23312268most people have respect and common sense?
>>23312021Shitposters have moved on from throat cancer to incurable disease that affects .0000000000000001% of the population. In other words, nothing as usual.
>>23312285What about Lygger?
>>23312265It literally provably does not. You can look at the numbers on sites like Playvid.
>>23312268Mask and hoodie
>>23312087Coco doesn't have friends, only useful connections.
>>23312293He needs to escape out of whatever quarantined SEA country he's holed up in first
>>23312293Lyger is already Matsuri's neighbor, buying the property right after killing the previous owner, who was also a kimoota stalking Matsuri.
>>23312087"Sure lemme do a collab with Kanata in the hospital and announce it on twitter"You stupid?
>>23312304hololive use each other just like what fubuki and coco said
bros i thought pptenshi was a creep when she went fangirl mode on sora... but now i andastd...
>>23312315Did Nozomu ever wrote anything about Sora or is just some new trick she thought for PPT?
>>23312159don't be mean. theres alot of videogames coming out i cant afford to sc too much.
>>23312159
>>23312292The fact is that she has a chronic ear disease that causes episodes bad enough to require sudden hospitalization, everything else is shitposting and speculation.
>>23312214Oyakodon
Are Suisei and Haato the same age?Suisei's youtube has her listed as 18.
>>23312370Yeah and Marine is younger than then both at 17
>>23312370Yeah bro. Luna is 0 btw.
Wait , that superchat website everyone is posting from says that Luna's total lifetime SC income is less than Towa's, how is that?
>>23312370Ui-mama is a year younger than her daughter Subaru.
>>23312370suisei has turned 18 twice now
>>23312397Towa used to make a killing before the incident. She was averaging like 800 bucks a stream while Luna usually averaged like 400.
>>23312268I tried this once but the girl I stalked ended up being A-chan and I ended up in her rape dungeon.
Is Haachama really so poor she can only play五百円 games?
>>23312397EOPs saved her
>>23312412makes sense , eops really cant compete when it comes to SC
>>23312420She only plays kusoges.
>>23312420its mainly her shit laptop
>>23312420500 yen is about $27 in australia. Poor girl cant afford anything else
I hope all the hololivers and holostars can find happiness.
>>23312370>>23312402Suisei's mentioned that she's a "student" so I figure she's early twenties. Smart cookie to have a backup plan in case being an idol doesn't work out.
>>23312431Why doesn't she just play low spec retro games?
>>23312397a lot of people liked Towa before that voice thing happenedgod tier design
>>23312436thank you based YAGOO
>>23312431shes till on her laptop? i thought she upgraded weeks ago , there was that hard drive incident
>>23312431why won't she play some old games that are actually good?
>>23312420Between that and her PC, it gives her a really scruffy vibe. It's endearing but tiresome at the same tile.
>>23312439That's why she had the least subscribers in 4th gen. right?
>>23312351>Matsuri actively loses money by making collabs with Luna>she still keeps doing itAdorable
>>23312439well i hope its only a temporary thing , i wish her success going forward even if it takes her a while to build back to that.
Haachama's relatives take all the supachas, she gets a monthly allowance
>>23312420Haachama is rich they said
>>23312438She probably likes playing kusoges.
>>23312457most of them aren't in it for the money.and then there's rushia
>>23312438>>23312445that's probably because she's young and a dorkkorone should introduce her to some games>>23312444something stopped her from being able to pick up/buy her new PC
>>23312470Haachama is one with the kusoge
>>23312470Korone only plays kusoge, though.
>>23312457Matsuri made 2k on that stream because she's more popular and people flocked to her channel. But revenue on collabs are split evenly. That's why nobody ever wants to collab with Towa because it's essentially giving away free money. How do you guys not know how business works?
>>23312470>something stopped her from being able to pick up/buy her new PCIsn't Australia on lockdown right now, like the rest of the planet.
>>23312477It's retro kusoge, there's a difference.
>>23312478That must be why nobody ever does any collabs
>>23312477some of it is pretty bad but not allstill would be an interesting change of pace>>23312481i think it was before australia went on to full lock down but i could be wrong
I'm gonna bully Houshou Marine's womb with my cock.
>>23312431Haato's laptop can run GTAV
>>23312478gosh , i imagine that really fucks with some of the less popular holos, I've got the feeling that since she's been back Towa really doesn't want to collab or really bother anyone
>>23312501GTA5 is surprisingly well optimised in fairnessBut any spaghetti code indie game, nah she's fucked.
>>23312478>But revenue on collabs are split evenly [Citation missing]
>>23312501>those textures w
Huh, no Seikan Hikou in Ui mama's stream... But i thought it was a staple?
>>23312012Rikka...I think I'm bisexual now...
>>23312512Yeah I always got the impression that it goes to whoever owns the channel
>>23312512It's simple business 101. You know what revenue sharing is right?
>>23311071>ol' man Korone
>>23312531Then they would essentially be working for free dumbass
>>233125011060 can handle it but on low or medium
>>23311093Seconding >>23311125
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1245008444647563267Why is Fubuki so handsome?
>>23312540They get what the company pays them and free advertisingkeep digging your hole
>>23312540>I collab with you now and someday in the future you will collab with me since we are friendsBesides collab hours possibly counting as worktime in the whatever contract Hololive is using
why don't holos go independent and say fuck y*goo
>>23312549He's not, and his ears look bad, kemomimi only work on certain dudes, and not this one. Put this ugo in the trash.
>>23312549What a handsome cat.
>>23312549cute generic fox ikemen
>>23312551>>23312550Take a business course. You guys did go to college right?
>>23311263I was already watching Towa before that kerfuffle but somehow didn't end up looking for this thread until about a week ago. I dodged a bullet.>>23311273The real question is whether or not the captain is ready to wrangle her rowdy crew
>>23312560even the lowest tier homolives have consistently higher viewers than all but the most popular indies
>>23312560Coco is building up to it
Kanata sounds like she's losing ithttps://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1245131404813320193?s=09
>>23312560Because some Holos, like Rushia, barely know how to use a computer. How far do you think they will get without tech support from Hololive?
>>23312549This would have been a fun opportunity to give all of the girls male models and make then use their male voice.
>>23312549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZxrWQy-QU needs BROs
>>23312549>>23312012I'm happy that Rikka and Fubuki is finally coming out as trans on Trans Day of Visibility!
>>23312583Are you implying that manechan helps them at all with their tech on stream? Just look at Haachama.
>>23311323>>23311360>not having a baby monitor so that you know when to go to her>not taking every precaution to ensure she doesn't walk down a dark hallway alonefor shame
>>23312524People were asking for it nonstop in the comments. Being a staple doesn't mean every stream will have it, idiot, there are a lot of popular songs out there and a stream can only contain so many.
>>23312580They are forcing her to work to death.
>>23312566>Haato plays animal crossing>she calls a bunch of people from Holo to her island who stay there like 10 minutes>she entered in a call with Shion and then Watame near the end of the stream>now we need to apply some needlessly complicated formula for all the people that appeared to divide the superchats otherqise they'd be working for freeUnless you show me the contract I think my hypothesis is more believable
>>23312580It's literally tagged April Fool
>>23311957Same.
>>23312594I would think that there are people that they can ask for assistance, especially when doing 3D.Also, Haachama is, well, Haachama. Though, if she had serious issues with doing her job, and if she was in Japan, I'm sure she would be able to get assistance.
>>23311738tall + modest/small boobs/but is a pretty nice combo, and I have no lack of love for curves either
P-chan by yamanママ
>>23312607That's some dark humor. It kinda got me.
>>23311895Somehow, because there are only nipples now, the nipples are even more erotic
Is Kanata using april 1st as an excuse to show her nhilistic outlook on life
>>23312618Kanata doesn't seem to think stuff through.
>>23312614what are thosewhat a waste of talent
>>23312580My cute angel!
>>23312580Hey, I recognize that font, http://sapphire.hacca.jp/font/sushiki.html
>>23312628I don't think she understands that people are worried that she's going to actually die soon.
>>23312604That's not a collab you fucking imbecile.
>>23312604Well, good to know I am arguing with a literal high school dropout.
>>23312618She's just playing on the running joke that she has no emotions. Horrible timing for that particular joke, but this sort of poor judgement is also part of her character so she might just be playing 4D chess on us.
>>23312636It's better to laugh at the dire stuff than to come out and be mopey about it in my opinion
>>23312641Aren't they working for free according to you, you imbecile
>>23312636if i knew some faggots were believing shitposts about me dying I'd joke about it too.
>>23311899I'm going to confess something
>>23311831Mea beat a lot of Hololive members last year in earnings.
>>23312656Stay strong anon you still have so much to live for!
>>23312661Where's the body?
>>23312654Marketing as a "collab" and getting the scripts together and working things out is a lot different than showing up randomly in a stream for 5 minutes. Honestly I hope you're just baiting at this point. I don't want to believe anyone in this general is this dumb.
>>23312656based
>>23312647Does she even knows what is April fools?
>>23312662pretty easy when you're the darksydephil of chuubas
>>23312159When I get a new job (quarantine please end) I was planning on diverting my figure funds. I never regret buying them, but I won't miss those instances of buying just because I like the design a little. And then there are the newbies I watch who don't take donations at all.
Miko accidentally outing herself for upvoting her own vids is cute!
>>23312409Great words of wisdom
>>23312682Why would you as a content creator not like your own vids? It's you against youtube.
>>23312669>getting the scripts together>"working things out"Now you don't even know what you are talking about, how fucking hard do you think it is for 2 people to play Mario Kart
>>23312682Adorable ponkotsu
>>23312500It's going to end up the other way around 6/10 times, I hope you know that
Stop the presses. Towa is playing bloodborne in 7 minutes
>>23312704But I don't have a womb
>>23312549>SilverTwinkAnd then the funeral happened
>>23311779It was me. Gotta pay to make Luna quit.
>>23312707Why would you do this to me, anon.
>>23312707April fools it's OWDevilish
>>23312667No, nothing like that, nothing worrisome at all.
>>23312696Okay you're an idiot who doesn't understand business or the entertainment industry. Got ya. Never reply to me ever again.
>>23312707>>23312715It's an easy mistake to make.
>>23312707I've lost hope already, won't work on me
>>23312716
>>23312707I didn't believe that for a second, but I will thank you for alerting me to the stream before I made the mistake of getting ready for bed.
>>23312719>no argumentsA pity
>>23312728
It's pretty funny that you guys think the Hololives just pull shit out of their ass and aren't actively working on lines, scripts, and ideas for their streams beforehand.
>>23312758You really think Haato uses her brain?
>>23312758if someone is writing haachama's script they should be fired
>>23312745Her sleepy voice is nice
>>23312765Haato has 130 IQ and can speak japanese,english and australian
>>23312758I wish I would get paid for writting dumb jokes about pee for Matsuri.
>>23312758Dumbest post on this thread (and that's saying a lot). Ideas, sure, but if you think Matsuri and Aki plan anything more than "get drunk on stream" for some of theirs then you deserve to be laughed at.
>>23312758Haatochama uses advances technology to randomly limit her stream framerate to between 15-48 FPS, it's an effected designed to create a dynamic cinematic experience.
>>23312787As expected of Haachama.
i really feel like going to one of those streamer's house and rape them while they are on air, i would expose their indecent body to all the viewers to see. and then slowly thrust while they cry for me to stop.
Do you think Korone staged sexually harassing Okayu
>>23312758It not a case of one or the other. Streams are for the most part improvised, but obviously streamers do come up with a lot of stuff beforehand, including jokes, subjects to talk about and even plans for how the stream will play out overall. How much is spontaneous and how much is premeditated varies wildly from stream to stream. On one hand you have a stream of the girls just hanging out playing UNO with almost no sort of premeditated material and on the other you have AsaCoco which is mostly scripted.
It took her a while to notice the googly eyes
I can't believe Fubuki is an old man. Guess being the face of Hololive got to her.
>>23312802same
>>23312803It was all scripted to drum up interest between the 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRrYywFrOITowa is live!
A competent Haachama is a boring Haachama
>>23312802I feel similarly
>>23312802which hololive would you do this to?
Micheal don't speak english in the chat.
>>23312813Towa's dead, and you know it.
Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36kGwH62kkk
>>23312828The cutest zombie.
>>23312824I have to choose?
>>23312824Rushia so she'd break character and make the Ringfit noises again.
>>23312758Most people here don't know what it's like to entertain and be charismatic so they think it comes naturally when it's actually learned and practiced.
>>23312824probably the pupper first, she seems the weakest.
>>23312832>tells Matsuri she wants to exchange used ocarinas>just takes Matsuri's and leaves>fucking gives the ocarina awayIf it wasn't Matsuri I'd actually feel bad
>>23311057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFtqgKsY-Hc
>>23312851That was quick
>>23312850hey at least she gave her a new one
>>23312851My fucking heart
>>23312844Charisma is natural. The girls just go on stream and act like themselves and people watch. There's no effort involved. Fuck I wish I was a cute girl.
>>23312824Marine would probably thank you for it.
>>23312851I mean, it's pretty fucking obvious they are dating, there is literally no way those 2 aren't gay for each other and I think the fans will be supportive if they come out as a coupleKorone had to stop herself 2 times from saying she was her gf.
>>23312851Does it make it more or less tete if it's written down? Okayu sounds like she's just reading a letter she wrote. You can see it from her eyes, too. Korone is always cute.
>>23312844some people act like they are not trying their hardest to become more popularim willing to bet they do brainstorm ways to get a larger audience
>two good friends having fun>OMG LESBIANS MY FAVORITEwhy is /u/ so cancer?
>>23312866I agree with your argument about charisma being natural, but boys can be cute and funny too.
>>23312866We wish it were that easy for them, some of us anyway.
>>23312851What the fuck
>>23312870Fuck off sjw.>>23312851Temari is Chad as fuck.
Don't bite it, please.
>>23312851Very heartwarming and then they died in the end, typical yuri stuff.
>>23312891This.stop.
>>23312872Disregard this, just saw the part where Korone literally mentions it.
>>23312847>Korone>Weakestanon she has infinite energy.the weakest would probably be kanata.
>>23312872Okayu literally wrote a letter, you dolt.
>>23312872Girls are into letters anon, I've never understood it.
>>23312824Punching Rushia's belly on live stream!
>>23312897
>>23312879This, unless it goes against my narrative. KanaCoco with Kanata being power bottom.
These googly eyes are both detestable and appreciable. GJ, OW. I can't believe I'm saying so.
>>23312879Korone seems like a dyke though. She's pretty and yet she's a Hikki. That usually means lesbian.
>>23312907
Fubuki seems to like AC alot.
>>23312901Most anons here couldn't even beat aqua in a fight and she's 4'7.
TOWA STAY BEHIND THE GODDAMN SHIELD ITS THERES FOR A REASON HOLY SHIT
>>23312922
>>23312925It appeals to her calm and motherly nature.
>>23312879I'm pretty sure 90% of the fanbase understands, and just enjoys pretending. There's just a small portion of spergs that think any kind of love has to be romantic. If they actually had romantic feelings, they probably wouldn't use their shipping term all the time.
>>23312824Miko for max shock value
>>23312933>/u/ fags>ever pretending How new?
Mio knows EOPs feels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je94xBYiC1k
>>23312901>kanata>weakesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qrj_pB80to
>>23312936Are we on /u/ right now? You sure got me.
>>23312941I'm from /u/, and I'm here to help.
>>23312947I'd rather die.
>>23312928She's pretty bad when it comes to positioning and tactics.
>>23312879I like social chemistry but I don't do shipping personally
>>23312954Overwatch is like 90% positioning. She should play CSGO instead.
>>23312951Every dead hetfag means more yuri for me.
>>23312955I ship the characters in a lighthearted manner, but to think they are actually dating irl is just setting yourself up for disappointment
>>23312932This
Reminder, you don't love your favorite if you wouldn't molest them in a dark alley
>>23312870>Korone had to stop herself 2She did that on purpose. She is evil and play with your feelings, Okayu just get along to see the world burns as always. Check their past chuubas life on 5ch twitcast.
What would you do to this dog?
>>23312968I don't love any of them, but it makes me happy to see people able to partially or wholly sustain themselves in such a fun manner
>>23312983I'd pat her head, rub her belly, kiss her.
>>23312984cuck
eops love towa, and towa loves eop
>>23312983I'd show her the kusoges of my people
>>23312968If I met my favorite in a dark alley, I'd take her out for coffee or a pizza before molesting her at her apartment on stream.
Someone tell Suisei to play OSU
>>23312983We'd try dog treats together lol Imagine a stream where they tried pet food maybe next April Fool's
>>23312995Translate
>>23312993Not at all, but at least you got that out of your system.
>>23313004I wouldn't mind Suisei being the resident rhythm game junkie among the hololives
>>23313004I will tell her to play DOOM
>>23313012Something about there being alot of foreigner comments?i can't read kanji but thats what i got from the rest
Have any of the Hololives played any VRgames? Beat Saber might be fun to watch.
>>23313012"Why are all these howaito piggu shitting up your chat?"
>>23312995Towa belongs to us EOPchads
>>23313027recently Marine pissed herself on a VR horror game while staying over in Coco's house
>>23313027https://youtu.be/0rEKbJ5-0Jo
>>23312995She blikes being loved around the globe. For someone that seems to be as sensitive as her that must mean a lot.
>>23313012>aren't you ignoring the gaijin niki comments too much?Nips are feeling sorry for EOPs because Towa doesn't give a shit about them. This is top kek material indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgBJd_Ft9wwell shit boys does this mean /ourguy/ lyger has a chance now?
>>23312940A-chan stronk, as expected from a professional tardwrangler
>>23313021>>23313035VR games are gay.https://youtu.be/ITDGR9D5aboAlso Miko played Beat saber for like 7 hours.
>>23313027Miko's 5naf VR was fun.
>>23311093Konyappi~
>>23311162But she is trying super hard, that's what make it cute!
>>23313047I can't believe Subaru lost to a bunch of girls.
>>23312847You might be in trouble if those search results and her yandere tendencies aren't an act.
>>23313047Elite Miko
>>23313045I want to hear details damnit
>>23313045>/ourguy/not mine
lol towa getting them dollars and euros. /jp/ has influence
>>23313042But she read both english and japanese comments, including mine.
>>23313045Wow, she IS desperate. No wonder no one likes her.
>>23313045>in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Lyger 'sleeps' tonight
>>23313079I don't watch her streams so I'm wouldn't know. I'm just translating what's on that image assuming it's a post in her chat.
>>23312983Tickle
>>23312268A lot of them stream from home so likely don't visit the office often unless it's for 3D streams, collabs, or something else. Maybe also the building looks pretty inconspicuous. Come to think of it, I haven't seen photos of their building yet.
>>23313045never said it was a girl or a boy she did it with, hmm
>>23312913I thought it was a graphics bug when I first saw them. Blizzard did a decent job.
>>23313071I can't believe Towa was the EOP queen all along.
>>23313087Inugami-san seems like the kind of person that would enjoy being tickled to tears.
How can one stupid little devil can have such a cute laugh
>>23313012He's asking for a tutorial on how to make a YouTube avatar.
TenQ Time!
>>23313114The power of dorkiness.
>Towa using Google TranslateCute!
>>23313109Part of me hopes not.
>>23313109Okayu did tickle her on stream once
>>23313120Is this the Towa-alter that doesn't laugh at quickshots?
>>23313127I use GTL as well, I'm cute!
>>23313061Happy One day!
>>23313142Anon is cute! Cute!
Would you watch Haachama playing Autoban Police Simulater? It's free on steam
>>23313147Fucking perfect.
>>23313127She's playing from the Korone playbook indeed.Tried to do something funny with her avatar before ending the stream, but it looks like she got cold feet.
i don't know who all you new people are but thank you, you are killing jp and i love it
>>23313127Someone should show them DeepL, though too bad it doesn't have TTS.
>>23313166They mostly need TTS to know how to say it anon.
>>23312983I'd take her for a walk outside and let her relieve herself against a pole while I watch.
>>23313176
I want the pizza holo star to fuck my ass.
>>23313186DELETE THIS
Aqua... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0vDKMtE-0I
>>23313027Miko did a long time ago when she was 3.5 Channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEeutnUbSo
How do you feel about leading Holo?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1245160576709300224
>>23313212We did it reddit!
>>23313212Well time to migrate
>>23313212>Redditors get to talk to their Hololives now
>>23313212I'm gonna be sick
>>23313212wtf their oc is way better than ours...
>>23313212EOPchads, we're free... We can finally leave this place...
>>23313186Cute back
>>23313212Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>23312916people can also be bisexual, considering her reaction to Cool ojiisans
>>23313212oh nice april fools joke anon haha
>>23313230I'm so happy...
>>23313212I'm sick.
>>23313212WE won now WE wait for an official Holo discord
>>23312758>Do you understand? You take a sheep to this place then you play Kanashimi no mukou and start the skit.
>>23312420>五百円no one writes it like that, just use 500円
>>23313212upboated
Legit happy there's finally a place to talk about holos that isn't full of antis, spergs, doxxers, and shitposters.
>>23313254That place always existed though...
>>23313212Finally, a place I can have a real intelligent discussion.
Who the fuck is T-chan?
>>23313212Oh no no no no /hlg/bros...
>>23313212Finally I can see who is commenting what and give a vote up to comments I liked!
>>23313263Tlyger
>>23313263me
>>23313263Tyrone, Coco’s ex boyfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZevRrnAxCZETowa is a HUGE DORK!
>>23313257Discord?
>>23313212We did it Towa!
>>23312682show me
What's her endgame?
>>23313263Teacup chan
>>23313212Great, maybe we can finally have some peace and quiet here.
>>23312682It auto upvotes when you post it.
>>23313302To have every Hololive experience of BBC.
>>23313302who this mysterious chuuba?
>>23313296/jp/ threads, discord and the reddit existed, with reddit probably having the least traffic but its the only forum thing among the three.
Loli Choco https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1245139084827185152?s=19
>>23313311/jp/ is full of antis, spergs, and doxxers though
>>23313302To rape our eardrums and it worked.
>>23313313Neck too long.
>>23313302Is she reddit's guy?
>>23313309No that's Shion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgBJd_Ft9wwhy do i think she's making up the whole story just so some pathetic beta thinks he has a chance to get her and then proceeds to superchat half of his monthly salary to her?
>>23313313Thanks, I hate it. Should've made the cloths much bigger.
>>23313325Can a virgin really dream about having sex? Cause I'm pretty sure I haven't
>>23313325>>23313045To answer the question, yes, she just wants to make bank before her retirement and inevitable murder.
>>23313313Looks like regular Choco with a flat chest.
is hololive just a group of vtuber?
>>23313335Are you female? Pretty sure every man does.
I'm working on bridging the gap between Twitch personalities and Hololives.
>>23313349how about you work on killing yourself
>>23313343Hololive is a way of life
>>23313343They are idols
>>23313349but why
>>23313349Work on tightening the rope so it doesn't fail, fag.
This is Artia's fault
Happy April fools!
Why is Matsuri's 3d so hideous?
>>23313349I've been saying that Pekora should have a stream on twitch. Don't talk to the viewers and just play and do her thing without any explanation.
>>23311628what about her sponsorship with sega? everything is about money
>>23313313pre boob-job choco
>>23313247Someone please tweet this image at Coco.
>>23313367Slowpoke.jpg
>>23313343Hololive is... kind of like AKB.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO2PIAbvrXY
>>23313361Because of people like this.>>23313351>>23313365Then everyone but the insufferable anti-EOPs win.But don't worry. The plan is to do this slowly and with some subtlety. My job is to make this as organic an experience as possible and have others do the "grunt" work for me. Like this foot soldier.>>23313373Just something fun to keep an eye out for.
>>23313367
>>23313313I wanna cum in her.
>>23313400I've been pushing Pekora for Twitch long before you started doing anything buddy.
>>23313400I have been enabling connections with twitch, I was the one that put that clip of fubuki with the8bitdrummer and streamed the HoloFest.
>>23313413>>23313425Just kidding ;D
>>23313428based>>23313413>>23313425not based
My dad works at Twitch and he said he will partner Pekora in the next few months.
Take the Cocopill.
>>23313443PoG
>>23313438based on what
I'm watching Pekora's latest stream (NOT BECAUSE YOU SHIT POSTERS JUST BROUGHT HER UP) and it's a laugh and a half. Pekora owns.
>>23313373>>23313400>>23313425>>23313441Twitch tends to force their partners into exclusivity contracts, ie they can't stream on other sites if they're partnered on Twitch, so unless you want her to stream there without being partnered, it's probably never going to happen.
I can't believe Cocofags are false flagging Pekora fans now
>>23313455It's hilarious
>>23313443Take the Cocopill.
dog paws
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1245102624921333762Watame's new original song
>>23313302crush hololive
>>23313472Teaser sounds great already.
>>23313472Unironically better than Suisei and Kanata's collab song.
>>23313316Yes and? People come here for candidness and not have a bunch of fake people sucking dick all the time.
>>23313472Doesnt have the same soul as Suisei's first song.
Sholat Fubuki and Matsuri.
>>23312500
>>23313498but im cool
>>23313505Cute
>>23313472>sounds like generic vocaloid garbageno thanks
>>23313510Fans are already using her body as a sextoy.https://twitter.com/ryokucha_175/status/1245177925680300033?s=19
>>23313472Looks like Watame's recorded voice sounds better than Suisei's.
>>23313516Its fucking great isn't it. I could consume this generic stuff for years
>>23313186Good, but the classic "standing upright wearing nothing but socks and tennis shoes with her hands tied behind her back" is still preferable.
>>23313260I know you're joking, but it is. The only thing that happens on this shithole is shiltposting.
>>23313534Ignore them. They see the threat of a real alternative where they can't screech and troll and doxx and anti and instinctively cry about it.
>>23313292https://files.catbox.moe/elifxy.mp4She's such a cute dork.
>>23313538>They see the threat I'm just glad faggots like you will finally leave.
https://twitter.com/puriosu_peko/status/1245128790348419072/photo/2I want to rape Peko!
can't believe Coco hasn't said she'll buy a switch yet
>>23313498Being an angry shitposter isn't "candidness". It is just jaded dickery. Nobody likes you. Nobody wants you. Just leave and never come back.
>>23313544Leave? Oh, no no no. I am merely to the number of virtual-related tabs I have open. One never LEAVES 4chan, my dear.
>>23313484The collab wasn't that great, would've much preferred if they just sang the Utada Hikaru song they sang during the live again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdvxuFBu_WQCoco chill in minutes.
>>23313553Way to assume so much about what I post.
>>23313553if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
>>23313553I want him, I like him.I want YOU to leave, and ain't it funny coincidence, you can now fuck off to reddit!
The threads were at their best right after the split. No shitposting or doxxing, just a bunch of holofans chatroom posting and sharing stream links.
>>23313562Has coco done zetsudan before?
>>23313564You seem upset.
>>23313568Nope. Nice try. You should leave with them. I'll be here enjoying things while you turds roll in sand.
Did Anon's minion get to Luna?
>>23313546Shouldve joined the PUBG game yesterday
>That punching bag with YAGOO's face on it never fails to make me lose my sides
>>23313570I think we need a /Holostars/ as well.
>>23313589And a /korone/ and a /towa/ and a /aqua/ and a /luna/ and a /pekora/ and a /coco/ thread
YES! Somebody is finally replying my metaposting.
>>23313593We need a /VY/ (Virtual Youtuber) board.
>>23313598What we need is a /holo/ board and one general for each hololive.
I can't believe coco just peed on stream....
>>23313604I blame Matsuri
>>23313570Just lurking in this thread, I can't thank you guys enough. You fall for every single bait so the shitposters left the main thread and the nijisanji thread mostly alone.Thanks for your work, I shall now leave this containment thread and never come back.
>>23313543https://files.catbox.moe/17brit.webmA foul mouthed dork
>>23313610You're wewewewelcome
>>23313610Enjoy talking to yourself in your dead threads.
>>23313610Bye bye! don't forget to close the door
>>23313611I want Towa to give me the small fak
kanata...
>>23313611That clip is hilarious for some reason
>>23313640W-what is she doing?
>>23313610Oh god ... we ARE the containment thread ...
I think I'm falling for Coco's southern accent.
>>23313653Hololive threads are the only threads on /jp/ that get over 1 post a minute.
>>23312758Rushia is very real and not fake or scripted in any way
>>23313659We're #1! We're #1!
>>23313611My cute debiru dork!
>>23312879vtubers are literally made for /u/ though I don't know what you are complaining about
>>23313659Where did we fuck up? Was it really just people not being able to ignore and report? Do the maids even care about us?
>>23313655https://youtu.be/EzkCOnq4kLU?t=53what specific word does she say that's southern?
>>23313681Her friend kson is from georgia
>>23313681If you're American then the way she says certain English words makes it obvious, such as y'all.
>>23313677Everyone gave up. Reporting only does so much and the post quality has nosedived. People barely call out greentexting, spoiler abuse and off-site memes.
>>23313691a southern accent is very distinct from how koko sounds though.
>>23313693there's nothing to be done with off-site memes because there's no real category to put them intowhat, off topic?what even constitutes off topic anyway??
https://files.catbox.moe/07hwtu.webmPekora gets gangbanged on stream (low quality)
>>23313716Slightly hot
>>23313716I miss old PUBG physics where it'd either launch that buggy into orbit or cause a mass explosion.
Only twelve thousand people watching Coco talk about random shit in an empty room. It's over, Coco bros.
>Boot computer>Try to do something productive like figuring out to refactor a code block to instead use a reduce function>Get bored>Watch hololive>Boot computer>Watch something out of anime backlog>4 episodes later, get bored>Watch hololive>Boot computer>Play Minecraft>Die and drop the sweet berries I found after 3 hours of searching.>Kill the game and watch hololive>Boot computer>Load up japanese learning resources and start doing reps>2 pages of writing on a notebook later, get bored and watch hololiveChuubas are taking over my corona lockdown hours.
>>23313699I dunno, there's no telling what language drift will do to your accent after you spend years in japan right
The shitposting in here is always at max when nobody good is streaming.
>>23313733but anon, the shitposting is always at max
>>23313699you may be thinking about the deep south accent
>>23313730I'm NEET but they've taken over what little life I have as well.
How long until Kabaya stream?
Why don't other Holos ask for permission like my based daughterwife does?https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1245194539582685184?s=19
>>23313730>sweet berriesI can understand the frustation but why do you want berries? They're not really good for anything besides composter fuel
>>23313727Always knew coco kson was a hack fraud
>>23313737I used to take calls from the south for comcast, I'm acquainted with all kinds of southern accents
>>23313736Not in the morning hours. It's just me and a few Lunabros.
>>23313742Because no other holos are as fake as Rushia.
If you're not a content creator you'll never understand what rushia's doing >>23313742 in this specific tweet
>>23313759Lunafriends are chill
>>23313760You got to stop this memeit's kinda cringe
>>23313748her voice is midwest southern style
>>23313776see >>23313690
>>23313773>cringeNot as much as still using that word
>>23313812What other word can I use to describe that post
>>23313765Then what is she doing anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIYMKYGIQY RoboCo
>>23313820based
>>23313820Embarrassing, worthless, monotonous, droll literally anything other than "cringe"
Why is Coco drinking the piss?
>>23313831>monotonousthat's more cringe than cringe
>>23313834JoJo meme
>>23313834>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032615/
>>23313765>>23313742a few of them do though? I've seen shion and watame at least
>>23313742They don't ask because there is an agreement that using the member's art hashtag gives the member permission to use your art without express consent. The reason she's asking for permission to use that one is because the artist didn't use her art hashtag.
>>23313831>a fact is considered embarrassing or worthlessWhat a stupid.
>>23313853Your fact is worthless because it's conjecture based on your own imagination>>23313834More like, taking the piss, cause all the EOPs are flooding to her channel
>>23313862>EOPThere's that made-up term again
>>23313834You're disgusting !
>>23313862Delusional Rushiafag.
>>23313870>EOP>made-up term
>>23312879There's nothing wrong with /u/ though?Also this >>23313672Vtubers never show interest in men or say they are straight
Cute girls
>>23313870>EOP>made-up term>misusing a meme
how do we save roboco
>>23313883>Vtubers never show interest in men or say they are straightI have seen many streams and clips of them thirsting over old man cock.
>>23313884Learning peko and miko are long time friends from even before hololive really makes watching them together all the sweter
>>23313640Pray
>>23313894live2d.
>>23313883Suisei confirmed she's a shotacon.
>>23313893Why do we call them EOPs if no one is playing anything?
>>23313870Wanna know how I can tell you're from /v/?
>>23313905SHOUNEN NOT SHOTA, GOD
>>23313870It mean English Only Place, why do you think ESL use it so much
>>23313904honestly her normal model with long hair would be really cute and maybe some pants
>>23313862That's Koro-san.
>>23313915The levels of irony in this post really shouldn't be possible.>>23313921Who??
>>23313914Okay Suisei
>>23313914Stop lying to yourself Suisei, you just want any underaged cock.
それはそれほど悪くはありませんが、人生は以前より良くなりました。昔はルーティンがありましたよね?ドロレスは周りにいるでしょう。彼女は土曜日に*外出したい*。彼女は紙を取り、公園でそれを読みに行きたいです。ドロレスがいないので、今でもそれはできますが、それだけです...時々、外に出るように自分を説得するのが難しいので、私は留まることにしました。それは*悪い*ではありません。私はテレビのチャンネルを記録するレコーダーの1つを持っています。だから私は私の好きなショーをすべて見ることができ、それらのどれかを見逃す心配をする必要はありません。それは素晴らしいことです。しかし、私は嘘をつくことができず、たまにドロレスを見逃すことはありません。しかし、それはほとんどほんの小さなことです。あなたが夕食を食べていて、あなたがテーブルを見渡していて、あなたの妻がそこにいることを期待しているときのように、あなたは彼女が死んでいることを覚えています。そのもの。その種のものは難しいです。彼女はいつもマスタードを私のサンドイッチにのせてくれたのを覚えています。そして、先日、サンドイッチを作って、マスタードをかけるのを忘れて、一口食べてみたら、「なんでマスタードがないの?」って感じでした。そして、私は思い出しました:ドロレスは死んでいます。そして、私は何時間も、何時間も泣き、再び妻を悼みました。それは古い傷がちょうど直ぐに開いたようなものでした。そして、私はおそらく何時間も、ちょうど数時間泣いていたのですよね?大丈夫だった。元気でした。それは人生のほんの一部ですよね?あなたのソウルメイトがなくなって、彼女が二度と戻ってこないので、何時間も泣くだけです。そして、それは私を落ち込ませません。それは私を全く落ち込ませません、ね?
>>23313914Suisei has great taste
https://youtu.be/-Z8W2i94l_c?t=166how can a human talk this fast
>>23313895You have to post proof
>>23313929Suiseifags, however, have shit taste.
>>23313928そして時々、近所の人が私のドアをノックしに来て、彼らは私が私の睡眠中に叫んでいたと私に言います。私はちょうど叫んでいた、"ドロレス!ドローレス!私はあなたなしで自殺したい!"しかし、聞いて、それらの人々は、最も騒々しいパーティーに慣れ、知っていますか?そして、私が自分で少し音を立てることができないなら、それはちょうど公正です、あなたは知っていますか?私が自分で少し音を立てるのは公平です。そして、その罰金は、y'know。私は知らない、私は目を覚ますと夢を覚えていないが、私はそれが私の妻について夢を見ているだけであり、私の人生が当時より多くの目的を持っていたとき、私はまだ生きていたとき、私の人生がどれほど素晴らしかったか想像します。そして、私は彼女の写真をたくさん見ます。ただ、私は彼女の写真をたくさん見ているだけです.なぜなら、ベッドサイドで目を覚まして寝て、一日を始めてドロレスで一日を終えているからです。その絵を見ないのは難しい。彼女はその絵の中でとても美しく見えます.しかし、それは大丈夫です。大丈夫です。それは人生の一部ですよね?それは人生の進み方の一部です。君がいなくて寂しいよ、甘い。あなたがいなくてとても寂しい。私はそれをするつもりです。許してください。
Kanata is a shounen
>>23313902https://files.catbox.moe/h1vtkr.webmIt does
>>23313716The best part about Peko VS Player streams is absolutely everybody is out to get her like there's a bounty on her head
>>23313928great story I vote improveyourvocabulary/10>>23313944
>>23313928ドロレス?
>>23313939She's been voicing MADs since at least the last 2 decades.
>>23313919Roboco needs new glasses that aren't normie white girl ones
Coco currently top worldwide on Playboard's live trackerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txywqyn96Fs
>>23313955How is that possible? She's only 17.
>>23313948That's exactly what makes those streams so funny. I doubt Pekora doing legitimate gameplay would be more entertaining than her speeding away from a horde of people who are out to get her.
>>23313914>wants to fuck Conan>not a shotaconsure
>>23313960She a Harvard graduate at the age of 3
>>23313956we need more glasses in general
I went archive diving since there's nothing much on right now and I found this unlisted kareoke stream of Fubuki, AZKi and Miko doing "old" songs from the niconico douga era (back when it was still relevant).I swear Fubuki must be as old as senchou to get all these references and dances. She even knows all the lyrics to Let's Go Onmyouji. Hopefully they do a second round of this in the future and invite Marine. She'd probably die of happiness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5MuxVbP43U&list=PLZlUxEKpHK9szCykXCbri39wurb1u6NQd&index=7&t=0s
>>23313947I don't like /u/ but if it makes pekora and miko happy, then I'm okay with it.
>>23313973Fubuki is probabky older than Marine
Team SOUL: Rushia, Flare, Miko, Marine, Choco, Mel, Suisei (Fubuki maybe, it's hard to read her genuineness)Team Unstable/Mentally ill: Aqua, Korone, Noel, Luna (Sora is kinda here)Team Bitchi: Pekora, Coco, WatameTeam Soulless: everyone else
>>23313983how in the fuck is Haato not on team mentally ill?
Coco becomes such a philosopher out of nowhere sometimes.
>>23313987I knew I was forgetting someone
>>23313716Fucking kek. The mad max comment was on point. I wish there is a mode for this sort of scenario since the concept of one vs everyone sounds exhilarating.
>>23313983
>>23313969Mel's new years outfit is the best one
>>23313212which girl will be the first to join or use a meme from there?
>>23313942Suisei was talking about lusting after shotas.
>>23313983Team retard: (You)
>>23313995Artia. And only Artia.
>>23313957But I thought Coco was reclining?
Stop making tierlists if you don't watch all of the girls streams you fucking dinguses. Most of you only watch one or two of them consistently.
>>23313948These people make me laugh. It's like they've never watched Pekora like ever.
>>23313957Sasuga japanese dragon pewdiepie
>>23313983go back to /v/
>>23314004>Stop making tierlistsYeah anon I agree, and will now disregard the rest of your post.
>>23313976I agree! I just want the both of them to continue having fun. The two of them are quite interesting.
>>23313212This is good
>>23314004I only watch Luna
Pokemon is the fourth highest played video game franchise for the Hololives and its all fucking SWSH and other nu-gen shit. Would it kill them to play anything before Gen 5?
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23314024Mio played BW2 recently, I think
>>23313988This whole stream is like going to a vtuber class on having a positive outlook on life.
>>23313957Coco is just talking why are super chat simps so desperate
>>23313212/jp/ is now /b/ just like all the other boards. How many niches are left in the world?
>>23314024Choco did a full playthrough of Pokemon Yellow, newfag.
why does Towa sound like an old woman who already has 3 children?
>>23313973Azki can talk with other people?
>>23313978I find that very hard to believe. If she is she's very good at hiding it unlike Senchou whose age is practically an open secret now.
>>23314028>Would it kill them to play anything before Gen 5?
>>23314030Really? Shit this is the one stream from her that I decided to skip out on.
Quiet day today, no one has streams planned in the afternoon
>>23314046Sorry, I don't know the Gens.
Are chuubas who are competent at other games but suck the instant they have to drive in one so bad because Japanese don't drive in real life?
>>23314033>Chocough... well I guess it's better than nothing.
>>23314056No car in a non-racing game has ever functioned smoothly.
>>23314053https://hololive.jetri.co/#/watch?videoId=5e9ta98024wUh?
>>23314056If you live in Tokyo its possible to live your entire life without ever getting in a car
>>23313983>Team SoulAqua, Miko, Marine, Pekora, Watame, Shion, Okayu>Team just doing it as a jobNoel, Flare, Choco, Mel, Roboco, A-chan, Fubuki, Ayame, Ayame, Mio, AZKi, Subaru>Team SoullessSora, Mel, Luna, Noel, Subaru, Towa>Team On the SpectrumKorone, Suisei, Haato>Team Only in it for the moneyCoco, Rushia>Team Obituary Kabaya
>>23314056Anon, unless you are talking simulator racing games it will have no impact whether or not you actually can drive
>>23313957Because she's streaming right now?
>>23314067What's the difference of doing it as a job and doing it for the money
>>23314077Not anymore.
Man, Sugita really likes Pekora. She got mentioned again in the latest Tokyo Encounter episode. She really is the most entertaining hololive.
>>23313942Korone falls in love with every old man in her streams does she not? She even said she wanted to marry the Merchant from RE:4.
>>23314067>>Team Only in it for the money>Coco, Rushia>No Pekora >meme Rushia only wants money wanna know how I know you're from /v/?
>Team Soul>Chuubas I watch>Team Soulless>Chuubas don't watch
>>23314086link?
>>23314053Perfect time to go archive diving.
>>23314067Coco should stop streaming Yakuza that shit is boring and doesn't generate money.
>>23314081former has positive connotation, unlike the latter.
>>23314086Based
>>23314029With stuff like this and the marshmallow stream with PP the other day she's really selling the 3500 year old part.
>>23314086I think Pekora is one of the easiest chuubas to like if you are not familiar with the whole scene, she's practically an anime character
>>23314091/fYV7A9U88mw
>>23314086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYV7A9U88mwYou mean this one? He mentions he wants to get her a TurboGrafx
>>23314086Remember when Shion was at the raido show with Sugita and Mafia and wasn't able to say anything interesting?
>>23314096Ah yes, the person with Kiryu in their name should stop playing Yakuza.
>>23313983please stop using my wife for shitposting thank you
>>23314018Based Runaito.
>>23314067Pekora literally said she's leaving to go make money being a vtuber as her former identity. She said that straight to her fans.
>>23312851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_v_LYqUPr4
>>23314067>Team On The Spectrum>Suiseishe's one of the most mentally well-put-together out of the whole lot
>>23314102neat
>>23314129she's a psychopath anon
>>23314100That's why I believe she's the most entertaining and balanced hololive. She is both being her self and at the same time being a anime character.
>>23314086Pekora is just a poor man's Aqua. I really don't get her appeal.
Why do people keep shitposting about Miko having starred in JAV
Can we stay on April 1st forever?
>>23314138>poor man aquadesu i never enjoy aqua
>>23314142I want her to stream already.
>>23314056Indirectly, maybe. Jap kids may be less influenced to think cars are cool, leading to less interest in and experience with driving games.
>>23314140some chinks posted images of a titty streamer and that same titty streamer masturbated or was nude at least on at least one of her streams, but the video was never linked so no one knows what the audio is like to confirm if it has any basis or not
>>23314138I enjoy Pekora more than Aqua
>>23314138I think Pekora's a great entry level introduction. After 100 videos of her laughing and crying, I've started to feel like there's not much more to her though.
I wish there were more menhera holochuubas.
>>23314138They are nothing alike besides them getting bullied. I always find it weird that they get compared often in these threads.
>>23314124I'm so mad that she was honest. The Japanese are too, which is why she's one of the most popular hololives.
>>23314159But Aqua is the most popular...
>>23314128Loving this new trend of multiple people subbing one thing so we slowly get it released in chunks. Not.
>>23314159>The Japanese are tooJaps are not honest, that's kinda their whole culture to not tell the truth ever. Pekora is just a bitch and is upfront with it rather than try to be fake, so she earns respect.
>>23314129Shes a fucking pedophile. She is definitely mentally ill
>>23314096Only $2k on her last Yakuza stream...
>>23314169Fubuki is a self-admitted shotacon and lolicon
yeah!
>>23314169Wrong forum to be making that argument.
If Pekora is a poor man's Aqua then what the fuck is Shion?
>>23314168>Pekora is just a bitch and is upfront with it rather than try to be fakeProbably why I love her so much
>>23314175Imagine...
>>23314169So is the entire nation of Japan and most of humanity in general
>>23314178shion yo
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30645526https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32356966
>>23314175Chekera?!?
>>23314170>ヤゴ_Nice
>>23314178my wife
>>23314175I hate her JK voice but love her eternal loli c:< face design
Never understood the "Rushia is doing it for the money" meme. is it just one tard spamming it?
>>23314099Coco is a well adjusted individual compared to the rest of the hololivers. Now if her fetish for addidas products would stop.
>>23314175ᵧₑₐₕᵎ
>>23314195Rushia fags are mentally ill so its just fun to pick on them. Meanwhile people who like girls like Miko and Fubuki are normal and never get picked on. You see where I am going with this?
>>23314189who?
>>23314208I do this, but with Koronefags
>>23314196You can't read people well especially considering you're ignoring the fact she's half white half asian and the genetic implications that creates.
>>23314201is she okay?
>>23314190I love this duo and I dont even like them individually. I cant explain it.
Entry-level chuubas>Fubuki, Aqua, Miko (Typical braindead video game streams)>Watame (Music)>Marine (Caters to weebs and coomers)>Pekora, Coco (Caters to zoomers and shitposters)Degenerate-bait chuubas>Rushia>Noel>Mel>ChocoIntermediate level chuubas (Normal idolshit)>Haato>Matsuri>Rushia>Sora>Korone>Mio>Noel>Flare>Aki>Ayame>Subaru>RobocoMinimum top 2 percentile in IQ chuubas>Suisei>Okayu>CiviaPatrician chuubas>Kanata>ShionContrarian garbage chuubas>Towa>Luna
>>23314218What?
>>23314208Rushiabros arent mentally ill, we're just dedicated to our cute daughterwife
>>23314140a nude asian girl had a similar necklace to another girl anons think is miko va
listfags are the worst shitpostsers. I would rather see /u/ shitters, 3D dramafags, doomposters, ESLs.
>>23314195On her debut she got an insane amount of donations and Japs were commenting that she might seriously be Hanazawa Kana. Autists hate that an already successful person would impede on their niche so started the campaign against her.
>>23314218What
>>23314195Relative to subs and views, she rakes in the supacha. Someone is jealous.
>>23314221So it's just you personal top of favourites?
>>23314195I wouldn't say she's doing it for money. I call Rushia fake a lot and I genuinely believe it but I don't think it's a bad thing. There's a much clearer division between Rushia the character and the actress that slips out from behind Rushia whenever her character rarely cracks than there is for basically anyone else.But I don't think she's some predatory bitch trying to sucker people out of their money. I think she's a purebred entertainer that wants to keep her fanbase engaged and enjoys playing a role.
imagine being such a sad loser that you gain temporary relief from your self-dug hole of self-contempt by replying to yourself in a thread about girls using anime images while doing regular nip streamer entertainment just so you can get attention from anonymous users on an English forum
>>23314223>>23314237Stop spamming brainlet
>>23314169Never expected to find a retard who confuses fiction for reality here, of all places. >>/out/
>>23314247I'm trying to imagine boss but it's hard. Maybe try writing more blog posts.
>>23314247You okay there, pal?
I have some terrible news for Fubuki/Matsuri (and Luna/Matsuri) shippers.https://youtu.be/yHtTwpuh6CY?t=1959
>>23314218>half whitewhat?
Nanora tier: Luna
Liking anyone from 3rd gen for any reason means you have a mental illnessprove me wrong
>>23314247Nice projection bro
>>23314247The only loser here is you with your passive aggressiveness.
>>23314262Sometimes I feel like Lunafriends are the only intelligent people in this general.
Best Hololiver>Your favourite chuubaThere you have it, case closed.
>>23314258Matsuri pls
>>23314263Being male who possesses a libido and functional reproductive organs is not a mental illness.
>>23314151The JAV images/rumor are from 2015 and for her previous identity, they surfaced well before she was "Miko".
>>23314067This post is so /v/ it physically hurts.
>>23314105They couldn't have picked someone worse. She's too young, she's not an otaku and she has social anxiety around people she doesn't know. Literally any other girl would have been better.
>>23314196Yeah, and it's really goofy how wrong this thread gets her all the time. Not really a surprise considering how obvious anons are about not knowing any Japanese though, what with all the times you see them judge chuubas entirely on the games they play.
>>23314269Don't be deceived. They're watching somebody who's openly milking her fans and going to quite in months.
>>23314274there are no videos of mashiro live streaming her face
>>23314263I like Pekora and Marine, Noel, Flare and Rushia are kinda meh
>>23314235>dramaSpeaking of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuHVAL9WhAI
>>23314258I wish more hololives would do drunk streams like Matsuri.
>>23314278They should have sent Coco
>>23314287Most of them do, some even release drunk voices.
>>23314284>I can't find the footage onlinekek.
>>23314279You dumb EOP, she existed well before Coco. Kson is mentally ill, she did 24 hour streams playing ARK or driving simulators because she is a halfie with an identity crisis who doesn't fit in the US and doesn't fit in Japan.And now that she's Coco she STILL plays ARK nonstop, then goes on Kson and continues playing it.
>>23314300Your point being?
>>23314235There's nothing wrong with listing, newshit. Anons have been doing it to characters or shows on /a/ since the website was made
>>23314273You should just watch porn to deal with that
>>23314303(You)
>>23314302That you're a moron and all you do is parrot whatever you hear in this general?
>>23314287aki does drunk streams all the time
>>23314258What's the appeal of Hoshikawa? I don't get why Matsuri is so infatuated with her.
>>23314303spamming faggot
>>23314314She's what Matsuri is aiming for but will never be able to become.
>>23314310Quite the opposite, this general is the one saying she's a dumb bitch who only cares about money.
be care making the new thread, anon
>>23314314She's super cute.
Damn /hlg/ became really hostile recently. What happened?
Suisei is NOT a shotacon. You wouldn't think a guy is a lolicon for thinking someone like Rikka from Gridman is hot right?
>>23314321But she's only been out for what, 3 months?
>>23314258Good, and she isn't even on Hoshikawas top 5.
>>23314330Are you trying to force it as a meme or something?
>>23314323that's just you.>>23314328crossboard posters bringing in their shitposting.
>>23314314She's probably hot
>>23314339How do we get rid of them?
>>233143335.5 months. What's your point?
>>23314328official hololive reddit
>>23314343ignore any type of posts you know to be from a different board
>>23314328All the recent attention to 3rd gen brought their cancerous fans here
>>23314343Report and ignore, give the maids something to do.
>>23314324There's no need for another thread anymore, we can all go to the official reddit holoboard.
>>23314355>>23314351Will do. I surely hope nobody is stupid enough to pretend to be baited.
>>23314314I don't know about Matsuri but Hoshikawa is cute and speaks English really well owing to her being a haafu with a bong father. She probably looks really cute too.
Pekora is literally just Aqua if she was shit at games, couldn't sing and didn't actually have a brain.
>>23314300I dont know how being a halfie correlates to long ARK streams and driving simulators but okay
>>23314360>weYeah ... we ... you go ahead.
>>23314300NOOOO STOP PLAYING ARK JAPAN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU YOU HALFIE
>>23314364Haato on suicide watch.
The only way to save this place is to report and take down the english translations on youtube.
I know Haato is a halfie, but Coco/kson?is anon making shit up to fit their bs story?
>>23314375Haato makes it up in soul and charisma
>>23314324I'm glad this board doesn't rush to make new threads. This one should stay until it's at the end of page 10 like that 2.5k post thread 2 days ago.
>>23314365Pekora is Aqua if Aqua had the brain capacity to come up with humorous lines/situations on the fly
>>23314382Yeah, bro, she just looks Asian but can speak perfect English, of course she isn't a halfie.
>>23314282There's plenty of screenshots of a person who looks very similar to the person in the comparison, and the people who took those screenshots all say it's from her streams, unless multiple people coordinated over many months to try to fool people half a decade later into believing this random girl was Miko, it seems pretty likely it's her.
>>23314163At least the second video's subs are far superior.
>>23314390All Asians look the same anon.
>>23314389I'd say don't be a dumbass but it's too late.
>>23314298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9naJKEZwb3E&feature=youtu.be&t=3899
>>23314389Oh you just being retarded, she moved from america 10 years ago with her parents and probably still living with them.
>>23314382Haato is a quarter. Her father is a half.
>>23314360please, don't leave
Describe the holos using three words max.
>hurr /jp/ tribe good>durr other board tribesmen bad>ooga need to gatekeep fucking youtube streamersGet over yourselves.
Coco backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viGSXbwRz60
>>23314314High energy and can bounce conversation off of basically anything, even if the conversation usually doesn't mean anything.
>>23314416What does a quarter even look like?
>>23314400Yeah, and it's just a coincidence the video disappeared off the face of the earth right before she debuted.
>>23314314She's nijisanji. If you fail to see her appeal then honestly you're in the wrong thread.
>>23314424>ArkNo thanks.
>>23314416japs follow the 1 drop rules and she a halfie
>>23314437I'm sure a youtuber and the c, maybe b-tier company she works for has the ability to make porn videos disappear off the internet when they can't even get youtube to monetize them.
>>23314436
Don't you hate when you want to post something but the thread is almost dead so you just wait for the next one to post
Hololive threads will become the red zone of the pandemic, the threads need to be close down.
>>23314436Good genes and big honking tits apparently.
>>23314424Started the trend but only 5k viewers on it. Yikes
>>23314450Cover already showed they know how to mass DMCA videos with the Towa incident. It's much easier when nobody is constantly reuploading copies.
*sniff*
>>23314453Thanks
I will ask here, since /djt/ is even more cancerousCould you help me with Japanese Conjugation?I found this interesting page http://baileysnyder.com/jconj/ in "Options" are all the main japanese formsMy kanji and vocab decks are fine but conjugation is my weakness
>>23314438Do you even know where you are?
>>23314424>ARKCoco should find a better fucking game, or she should fucking graduate as soon as possible.
>>23314455It's still on page 7 newfag.
>>23314462They can dmca what they own the footage/character for. You can’t DMCA a porn video just because you appeared in it. Also do you really think the company that thinks its in the idol business would hire someone that did a porno. And then bust their asses to get the porno removed from the internet. They’d just hire literally anyone else instead.
>>23314219Yeah!
>>23314471Do this look like the Japanese help thread? We only help with Hololive related Japanese. Fuck off.
If we're all going down. Just know: I love the cat.
>>23314490>You can’t DMCA a porn video just because you appeared in it.It was a cam show, she would own the copyright on it since it was her own stream, not a produced JAV.
>>23314462I can't believe nobody here recorded it.
So i'm new to this whole Vtuber thing and i want to ask a question that might make people mad but i'm asking it from a place of respect for the subculture, is it taboo to talk about the Vtuber's real identities?
@23314480Oh fuck you
>>23314494Just practice social distancing and you'll be fine bro. Infected people just mean they're crossboarders and not worth replying to anyway.
It's over for me, I think me and my wife are infected.
>>23314498Yes. Could get you banned/reported for doxxing
>>23314491okay good!
>>23314388So you're not watching Aqua.
>>23314462How are they going to DMCA a video they have no ownership of whatsoever?
>>23314498Here or in the stream? If you're in the stream chat and there's actually a mod (which there almost never is) you'll get banned. Here you can talk about it unless you are actually doxxing them, but saying like oh Kson is Coco is no big deal.
>>23314494I love the cat as well.I also love the dog, the dragon, the angel, the devil, the idol, the fox, the wolf and everyone else, and every single person on /jp/!
>>23314513Cover lawyers could just DMCA it on behalf of her, just like how every other DMCA works.
It's been fun, fellas.
>>23314498It's OK here and in the main thread but dont do it in the nijisanji general because they get madtits about that.
>>23314516It's sad that they don't have more mods.
Remember to maintain a 6 foot distance away from the nearest anon.
>>23314498Yes, but people do it anyway.
Remember not to watch chuubas with infected fans.
>>23314526Twitch mods for females usually end up being the biggest creeps.
>>23314498I think you've picked a wrong term since vtuber's real identity is vtuber's identity.
>>23314513>DMCA a video they have no ownership of whatsoeverAnon that happens all the time.
Good, now we can identify crossboarders.
>>23314527>6 footthis is /jp/, use the "right" system
>>23314536Unless you also think that some anime character's voice actor is that character's real identity.
>>23314534Don't even get me started with that shit.
>>23314422matsuri - drunk horny trash
>>23314365ぺこぺこぺこ
>>23314527>maintain a 6 foot distance away from the nearest anonThat's a good rule even if there isn't an active epidemic.
>>23314422Matsuri - the most fun
>>23314548God I wish that were me
>>23314365fuck you man
>>23314548Can we safely say that Matsuri is probably gay?
>>23314422Marinemakes me hard
>>23314422んあなのらありがちゅ
>>23314365>Aqua if she was shit at games, couldn't sing and didn't actually have a brain.So Aqua?
>>23314563*the biggest fanftfy lyger
Reminder that you'll never make it so make sure to subscribe and support your resident Hololive translator.
>>23314422Coco - She is Loco
>>23314422Please send help
Watame wa...
Meanwhile on bizzaro Hololive generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKfhWLw8vE
>>23314508She's fine. Probably just lost at Mario Party again.
>>23314601How aboutSuper Bunny Man
Which Homolive breaks character the most often? I vote for Matsuri, but maybe it's because she's just similar to her character?
>>23314594出来ないfags said oh no
>>23314612Hololive?
>>23314422missing in action
>>23314601Getting Over It
>>23314603She looks so mad in the thumbnail I love it
I hate living in the west I can never catch my cute daughterwife's streams live
>>23314422CHECKITOUT
>>23314649It's the "listen here you little shit" face
>>23314579>Sekiro RTA, DSR RTA, DS3 no Estus, capable of beating Getting Over It in 12 minutes>Widely considered to be one of the better singers>Can play into her dumb moments so well that a lot her viewers manage to miss her amazing achievements
>>23314649Have some more mad Watame.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36592057
܂>>23314527܂>>23314527܂>>23314527!!!AMAHCAAH
>>23314422Incredibly smug JK
>>23314498Based on the identities, Haato, Coco, and Mel are the top cuties.Most of the girls are average looking, however, so chill and don't be mean.Other than that, whatever info you might come across just keep to yourself (or in-group) and don't be a dick about it by posting in any of the official places (twitter, YT chat, or reddit).
>>23314661I remedy this issue by waking up incredibly early. She streams at 2 A.M. for me and I work at 8 so I can catch her entire stream. I really wish it was earlier but what can you do.
>>23314375I dropped Haato for Hoshikawa. Unlike Haato, she doesn't play just shit games, actually speaks English, and I like her cute laugh and boundless energy. Plus she doesn't burst your eardrums with her screaming and she's so chill with R18 fanart that she even has a tag for it. >inb4 EOPI just like my blonde haafu streamers to be convincing.
>>23314548How is she able to get away with this kind of shit?
>>23314661I wake up right when Asacoco is starting but then I miss out on a lot of the streams at night. I'm tempted to shift my schedule around so I can go to sleep after the morning streams since there generally isn't much going on in the afternoon.
>>23314669Who are you quoting?
>>23314086Sugita is the best
Aqua is an average ~ above average playerSame goes with senchouThe rest are either at average or below average. Luna is a good example of someone who's below average but makes up for it with hard work.Choco is abysmal. It'll be fun to see her get better, cause it looks like she'll ACTUALLY be continuing her GTAV series
>>23314681Kson is a 5/10 at bestBig knockers though
>>23314601Climb with Wheelbarrow
>>23314661My chuuba starts streaming exactly at 9am for me which is when I get to work so it matches perfectly
>>23314422Spicy wasabi vomit
Does your favorite imitate their fans?mine does https://youtu.be/A6gNBFHyEok
>>23314675!?
>>23314687She already put up her retirement notice, so YAGOO is letting her run wild.
>>23314603warukunai yo ne
>>23314422Cute. Cute! CUTE!
>>23314422Sexy boing boing
>>23314681I asked because i was watching the stream vods from the girl who (apparently) is Matsuri. I mean it sounds a lot like her and the personality seems to fit so i wanted to ask if you guys also thought it was really her. Not going to post which stream i'm talking about since i assume you all probably know. Although from what i have gathered from lurking for a few days asking about Matsuri specifically might be a problem because, well you know why. Is this post too much or within acceptable parameters for discussion?
>>23314687She literally said she was going to get scolded right before she did it.
>>23314601Ya Coding Son
>>23314703Okayu is Top 50 on the Mario 64 16 star speedrun.
Wait, what is that green thing?
https://twitter.com/meme50/status/1244881606185062400Based meme50
>>23314703>in short all the girls are shit players who get by largely from their (2D) looks, voice and mannerismEspecially when thinking about it from the perspective of Holostars, life sure isn't fair. I feel bad for those guys.
>>23314740Reply to the post and find out.
>>23314742Gebo...
"uwu matsuri san ha tottemo samishii na josei desu""puriizu sutei wibu mii"'MATSURI SAMA I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOOOU''supercha.png'"Oohh, sankyu sankyu foa supacha"Works every time.
There are people in this very thread that have the Koronevirus.
>>23314638Whored out to the Chinese.
>>23314742Is she going bottomless?
>>23314738Aqua has literal world records at taiko mo tatsujin
>>23314679Marine?
New memberhttps://twitter.com/miyabihanasaki/status/1245172394081177600?s=20
Why is Choco english so good?
>>23314738Really? Someone posted her Mario stream yesterday and it was pretty trash. She clearly knows the strats but her execution and movement is sloppy.
Green post begone. The power of Christ compels you.
>>23314638Fucking wasted design
>>23314775>implying she was trying
>>23314422Donald duck ASMR
>>23314771Shion
>>23314763Some retards tried to escape the quarantine facility.
>>23314783>FUTANo
>>23314740What green thing?
>>23314778What the fuck are those green posts?>>23314774I feel sad for choco. Is her live2d rig just like that or is she mad at games all the time? I would be if I was an asmrtuber forced to play games
>>23314742Coco without the dragon features is much hotter imo
>>23314742Coco fucking Shion tiny body until she vomits!
Oh wow Luna actually scheduled her stream in a timely manner for once.
>>23314831YAGOO threatened to give her 25 lashings if she oversleeps again. It's true check 5ch's twitcasting
So we now have official bots that's dedicated to shitting up threads? Neat?
Meme is a great artist but I hate that I technically have scat and vomit porn in my house just because I bought his stuff.
>>23314823See >>200990680
>>23314840What are you going on about spaz?
Oh I see this year's prank has started
>>23314819What shit proportions
>>23314638Her new years design is really kino, for shameDoes she still use it? Does she even stream??
i can't believe anon is fucking dead
>>23314850it's deleted...
>>23314869same
@23314857Nice
cough
It April 1st, don't reply to the green posters for whole day game.
>>23314742Coco rape!
>>23314869I'll believe it
>>23314842ey bro u ok? you got stink lines on your name.
>>23314872It's dead, the infectio...
That namefag is going wild for sure.
>>23314885This is a good opportunity to analyze crossboarder posts and tastes in /hlg/.
>>23314742After the astolfo doujins all meme50's face looks like astolfo to me
Is this another Discord attack?
>>23314895You should give him a free (You). Just for fun.
>>23314189sounds like korone?
bros, what the fuck is going on
>>23314906
I'm going to the konbini anon you want something?
>>23314885>replying to green posters on any day.
So this site will be getting the green theme for a day, got it.
>>23314195I really liked Rushia until the ringfit thing Since then only my penis likes hera lot
>>23314919>going outsideHope you enjoy dying.
>>23314919Towa
chinese aids checkI'm safe right?
>>23314914The end is coming bubs, are you ready for the final judgement?
So everyone who is green is a crossboarder, right? Got it.
>>23314937started on /v/ but it'll randomly get to others since someone green already posted here
You get 1 Hololive with all of her backstory powers to defend you in this apocalypse. Who are you choosing?
>>23314937I went to the other boards right now just to get infected. lol
I guess this thread will be even more shit than usual today.
>>23314221>Intermediate level chuubas (Normal idolshit)>Haato>Matsuri>Entry-level chuubas>Miko
>>23314960/jp/ has survived much worse.
>>23314960>getting mad over one the most awaited days in 4chanbe glad this isn't another tribal war prank
>>23314960And its just gonna get worse.Happy April Fools anon, might want to avoid 4chan for today.
>>23314954Anon, are you ok?
AHHHHHHHH MINA-SAN THIS IS NOT KUSA!!!!!
しけてにぇ FAQ
I'm posting in the Hololive Quarantine thread fuck you guys
>>23314983ehhhhh kusa
>>23314970Chocobros
spread the infoThe virus is named xygot anonymous 20. There are 5 green stages with 2 emojis in the later stages. Potentially 9 in total.
>>23314970C.R.E.A.M
>>23314970Fuck you peanut butter for life
E-elito 35Ps are immune to the gaijin plague!
Help me.
>>23315006What are the means of transmission?
>>23315008
>>23314756But why?
It's okay we have a doctor
Purge the coofers!
>>23315006
>>23314978Sasuga best holo
>>23315004>>23315017>>23314954>>23314942PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY
>>23315032COCK INJURED
Jokes on you guys. Koronevirus doesn't affect babies.
>>23315039Stupid people don't get sick.
>>23315032Dammit, it just happened to be the day the doctor regressed into a child.
Good thing the virus doesn't affect dogs. Doesn't stop me from using protection though...
>>23315032>School NurseLiterally what the fuck can she do besides put on band aids and have sex with h-game protagonists?
>>23314328check the last number real carefully anon
Stay away from me
>>23314480How did you do that?
>>23315058So it's almost like everyone from /vy/ moved here! Wonder when the other 80 people will join the party.
>>23315058Jesus. I blame the Holofes stream.
>>23315052I want to play doctor with loliChoco
>>23315061What the fuck is that abomination?
It was good to know you, /hlg/, but it's time to put you out of your misery.
>>23315075B-Before I get infected and die... Please Pekora just give me one last POG
peko...
>/jp/ infection level: minimalWhat is this disgrace? shame on you.
>>23314842Whoa whoa dude don't get the corona now
>>23314422Perfect
>>23315093/jp/ has a relatively low amount of crossboarders.
Are we all doomed?
>>23315102I posted on /v/ just for you. *coof*
I think it's a bit insensitive to make a joke about a major global pandemic...
>>23315120I can't get it. I can't get the big green.
>>23315132yeah sure
>>23315109Just ignore green posts and let your dick guide you through these troubling times.
>>23315132I know right?
>>23315107This thread is pure, there will be no infections or casualties.
>>23315132Where do you think you are?
What the fuck is everyone going on about.
Is this God's punishment for humans killing Kanata?
>>23315156ppt...
kanatachang will stream tonight, don't worry
>Marine playing ZUNpets was one of the trumpets in the book of revelationsMarine is the worst.
>>23315154How new are you to life? Check the date.
>>23315173What if Kanata is streaming from heaven, and we're meant to go to heaven to finally meet our favorite chuubas in person.
>>23315190I don't want to meet them in person unless they somehow become anime girls in heaven.
don't worry, she won't be in heaven because she'll have to use the internet in order to livestream with the other tubas
>>23314612holy shit
>>23315154I see things when I refresh but I think this year's April Fools isn't 4chan X compatible.
noel next stream when, i want to hear her voice
>>23315203All depictions of heaven have been in 2D, so I think it's pretty safe to assume that.
Make no mistake, /jp/ will remain safe in these uncertain times.
>>23315209kill me anon
If you reply to me, you will marry your hololivefu.
>>23313023If you can't read japanese at a competent level don't bother translating for others.
hololive will be issuing masks soon do not panic and wash your (you)s
>>23315132Yeah, we wouldn't want to be insensitive, would we now, nope, not here.
>>23315219I'm using 4chan X and it's working
>>23314612Japanese reacting to Western streamers? That's pretty cool.
>>23315250The funny part is his comment is unironically the most accurate answer
>>23315054it does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIApnjDuVs peko....
>>23315054Coronaviruses usually affect most mammals... Sorry bro...
>>23315054kill this dog, she has koronevirus
>>23315322Yameroo!
>>23313730You should try meditating, your mind wanders a lot.
>>23315063Pumping Marine's infected womb full of my viral load!
>>23315350peak chara design, i want to fuck marine
>>23315314Oh boy 3am!
>>23315275It's pretty cool right? Imagine if Hololive content started making it's way to Twitch.
>>23315350why is she so damn THICK
>>23315314Excited
>>23315385i want more anon, i want more
>>23315350But you aren't pozzed
>>23315397asymptomatic
Japanese people have a really funny sense of humor to call daph that sorry for offtopic
I WANT TO BREED MIO!
>>23315427
We always ask who has the dirtiest pussy, but which Hololive has the cleanest?
>>23315427>>23315447Made for breeding.
>>23315461mel
>>23315461pekora, no one want to touch autism pussy
>>23315466Maybe its part of the April fools thing?
Is 6 inches big enough for the Holos?
>>23314471Conjugation is the one thing japanese has going for it. You can get good in 2 afternoons.
What the fuck jannies, we can still save them. Can someone make vaccine from Haachama retardation?
>>23315461I want to say Coco because she seems to care about how she looks. Fashion wise she is out.
Where my non-infected Senchoubros at?
>>23315275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v7nSO9FNB8you better watch this one anon
>>23314603角巻氏「もういい…」
>>23315532I fap to Senchou every day!
>>23315529This might be a case of the disease being better than the cure. The cure in this case being 48 hours of continuous kusoge.
>>23315532ahoy!
>creating an April fools joke that leads to anons being unable to postさすが, 4chan.
>>23315532>>23315550>>23315556doujin when
>>23315550>>23315556I'm really amazed that their 3D model can capture this expression. Assuming it's not on a toggle, but I really don't feel like they'd think to prepare this ahead of time.
I wish Mio and Ayame were not normalfags.
>>23315585I like the gentler expressions the models can make.
@23315611Thanks, but I don't want jannies to kill me.
>>23315611>Pubic hairMan of culture.
God I would actually slurp her immediately
>>23315611Thank you friend
How many years before Coco owns Hololive?
@23315611God I wish I was the floor.
>>23315656In 6 weeks when Yagoo finally succumbs to the flu.
stop posting marine, i can't handle it
>>23315656I just want Coco to take Haato out to lunch. Assuming Haato doesn't die first from Korone virus.
sure koronefags
>>23315535>ニキ is short for AnikiAh...
>>23315681What do you think Haato's favorite restaurant is?She can't eat eggs and doesn't seem like a foodie.
>>23315710based
>>23315535Damn, this is pretty endearing. Globalism isn't a meme after all.
>everyone loves mikkorone>latest mikkorone was good stuff>nobody has translated the damn TT chat they had>but the same old okakoro shit gets translated in a dayfuck this fandom
>>23315556Why is a 40 year old cosplaying as a 17 year old cosplaying as a pirate so fucking good?
>>23315710
>Marinefags are crossboardersThis makes a lot of sense.
>>23315762It's a 30 year old cosplaying as a 40 year old cosplayer playing a 17 year old pirate.
>>23315721Japan coulda picked a less jerky looking guy. But I guess calm streamers are less interesting.
>>23315754Who are you quoting?
>>23315754PekoMiko is better.
Oh no the coof is spreading quick dab it away
>>23315772Yeah I guess they actively look for audacious and loud westerners to compensate. I saw xQC in the streams a few times too.
Close the border and expel the Marinefags! They brought the infection here!
Gonna continue bullying Houshou Marine's womb with my non-infected cock.
>>23315805B-B-Based
can't wait to see this usagi smug disappear
>>23315805Anon, by the time you are finished in there your cock will be infected by all manner of diseases
Marine is undeniably cancerThese threads got a considerable drop in quality when people started posting about her
>>23315771My bad, she has the most convoluted backstory of them all.
>>23315820Welcome to the new 3rd genfag /hlg/ meta.
>>23315820You could say that about Coco and Pekora posters
>>23315830No you can't because no one actually likes Coco and Pekora is actually funny
How do I filter Koronevirusfags?
>>23315841Y-you too
>>23315820t. Luna/Towa poster
>>23315823You need to have graduated from Harvard at age 3 to understand Marine's backstory.
>Koroneposters werent blessed with the Korone virusI'm sad.
>>23315778https://files.catbox.moe/jog3wm.webmAmazingly good taste and it gives me an excuse to post this
>>23315851Just close the tab for the next 24 hours. Or just filter the word cough to skip the spam posts
/v/ loves Koroneonly /jp/ acknowledges Mari's existence
>>23315861Dogs cant catch the virus, its all going to be daijoubu anon.
Lunabros get ready.
>>23315861
>>23315861The virus is literally showing us who the /v/ posters are.
>>23315861 She looks so much better without the dumb braids
>>23315890Mari?
How does Korone even have any American fans? She streams at like 6 A.M. I wonder if her popularity will drop when Corona-chan forces people to go back to their jobs.
>>23315905So you can't get it if you stay away from /v/?
Oh no Haachama! Shion! Maintain distance immediately!
>>23315925Haachama is immune.
>>23315909hopefully someone makes a masterpiece like this for her non-braided version
>>23315909She looks cute either way. No need to use the D word with her
Can Pekora actually play a VR horror game by herself? I wouldn't be surprised if someone was there to make sure she doesn't die of a heart attack.
>>23313973can't believe people can watch this and still hate fubuking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nfiMNYlOcc Lunasouls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nfiMNYlOccRunnaitos get the fuck in here
>>23315894
>>23315933Ew
>>23315936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45LeZuwgZgPekora is good at horror games!
>>23315947I like her Dark Souls streams
No one streaming, help
@23315894Do your reps, ESL-kun.
>>23315841Can dragons get koronevirus?
God damn this is a cute logo
>>23315973Watch Roboco.
Luna is extra cute today
>>23315973watch Luna, punk
>>23315925
>>23316001I shouldve specified nobody good is streaming>>23315991Guess ill watch her
Man fuck you guys. Mea is still demonitized and you do nothing.
>>23316014Make her join hololive and we will care.
>>23316014>>>/jp/virtual
>>23316005>haachama wasting hazmatBased Haachama.
>>23316014You should ask TheQuartering that
>>23316014Since she doesn't have to deal with incompetent management why doesn't she just use streamlabs?
>>23316045Japs don't like PayPal.
Damn are mods banning infected crossboarders? This might be the best thread ever.
Marine and Shion are fighting over who gets to sleep with coco the next weekend
>>23316030save bait that strong for when you're infected
>>23316014I hope she does join Hololive because I've found some juicy images I'd love to share here but I can't because she's not HL :(. I don't like the people over on /vtubers/. /hlg/ are my homies.
>>23316061Shion will end up sleeping with Okayu and Temari
>>23316014Luna just farted on stream.
>>23316054Probably just the off topic ones, banning anyone with it is just stupid.
>>23316071>>23316020
>>23316054banning infected crossboarders AND people who reply to themthis might be the most blessed april fools ever
>>23315790>simple
>>23316084Interesting, I thought you only got it from replying to infected people. Gonna look into this more
>>23316050Surely some money is better than no money.
>>23316104She makes more from bilibili than she does from YouTube, she's fine.
>>23316114You need to go back
>>23316061That's not how it works.
>>23316014Why do you keep posting it here if the only related thing is that she was also demonetized by her fan(s)?
GOUGH-SAMA
Guess I'll post it tomorrow since right now this thread is full of green rping.
>>23316054No?
>>23316136The mods are actually on the ball for once, reload the page and most of the cancer ones are gone
i blame korone for this virus
>>23316156she truly is worst girl
>>23316163thats a weird way to spell luna
Karameet is gonna wreck Luna harder than Manus
>>23316204wait a minute where did you get this asacoco? It says made in china oh no!
>>23316202Until someone sends her a decent supachat.
>>23315350
>>23316014Why was she demonetized?
why's luna's audio quality so shit
>>23316213>>23316204Don't worry, haachama is on the case
>>23316222the smell
>>23316228That piece of sheep just infected the entire board we are all doomed!
>>23316224Might be a Fromsoft thing, pretty sure I've seen streams with the same audio quality thing in a bunch of their games
coof on me and I'll eliminate you
>>23315863Still cant believe Miko broke Pekora's glasses..
>>23315900
>>23316156i want korone to infect me
Wow she's actually getting beat in a battle of attrition instead of getting rekt early.
>>23316254Still can't believe Miko broke Pekora's hymen.
>>23316242gomen I'm retarded
>>23316247Let me infect you anon
LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel like anons taking the opportunity to be real homos is more of a concern than the virus
>>23316288cocos skirt is weird
>>23316287Luna lost on purpose there, she had time to run/roll back instead of blocking.
Has anyone here gone sightseeing on the Ragnarok server yet?
>>23316289nobody in the jay is straight
>>23316288Oh jesus coco fucking has it now, if her streams are any indication all the other girls have it now too!
>>23316302Yeah, I figured. I don't think Karameet paralyzes.
>>23316273And a huge fake cock beat Peko to Miko's...
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/1831714・特典ボイス: 耳舐めASMR「ライブのご褒美は」
Just wanna watch Korone.
>>23316299It's more akin to a loin cloth than a skirt. Her tail is way too fucking huge for a skirt to contain.
>>23316343I wish Towa was in the CMs more. Or at all really.
>>23316362Coco hates Towa ever since she tarnished the brand of hololive.
Korone is asking for your yubi
>>23316366She basically got the pattern on the second try.
@23316366She basically got the pattern on the second try.
So who are you guys watching?
>>23316424Shizurin
Seems the numbers here are dwindling. Reminder not to keep replying to infected people since if you get to a high enough level you "die" (permaban).
>>23316424Going through my backlog until something interesting starts.
>>23316424Mea
>>23316424Elite
https://twitter.com/kutar22/status/1245162571432210432
Rushia graduated from a necromancer into a mahou shoujo
What kind of final boss music is this
>>23316424Luna for now, after that finishes I'll probably go back to watching the archives of Subaru's Undertale run until Peko or Korone starts.
>>23316446The BGM of mercy killing a crazy old man who has long fallen from grace.
>>23316447What are voice packs like?
>>23316446Gwyn's theme is really something, always makes you feel sad for parry bullying him.
>>23316467I wish I knew how to parry. It was way too hard in DS3 so I just stopped bothering to use it. Champion Gundyr was a fucking fight.
>>23316447I'm jelly, I spent all my money on quarantine provisions.
>>23316424HonHima
Suisui!
>>23316477I never got the feel for it either in DaS3, felt like they did something weird to the timing of it so I never relied on it. In DaS1 it's easy as fuck though you can parry things in your sleep all day.
@23316493>he thinks NEETs get trumpbux>he thinks non-Americans get trumpbux
https://note.com/souennkk/n/nc92d1cb51c94I just read up on the towa event, and honestly, Japanese idol otaku are really fucking cancerous. It's not okay for people to make mistakes like that, but it's not such a huge fucking thing that's reportable to the police or is breaking the law. If anything, it violates some contract that towa has with the company which is probably the thing that she needs to address and probably already has with them.But that purity mindset that people have, the one that pushes people to idolise seiyuu to the point that they boycott them if they find out they're married or are in a relationship when they haven't announced it and the like, that shit is absolutely 100% biohazard brain matter. Fucking messed up how the culture of Japan is, to the point that it creates people like matsuri who are so insecure about the ability to find a normal person in Japan because of all the shit that surrounds idol and seiyuu careers.
>>23316508I haven't even seen that faggot in the last few streams. He probably fucked off.
>>23316492Pleases older men!
Speaking of faggots... What happened to Kira? He hasnt streamed in a while.
Marinefags are you guys still here or did you die?
>>23316492>>23316516lewdest chuuba
What payments does booth accept? I don't have a credit card
IS AC NOT DEAD YET.
Mikohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC81yM87Gzs
>>23316551I'd rather watch minecraft desu
>>23316539I want to creampie her womb
>>23316547I'd take almost anything over ARK
I forgot that Gwyn is kind of a beast when you don't parry his ass.
>>23316570What would be worse than ARK?
>>23316567It's dry and barren, anon.
>>23316539I still want to coom inside her
Every time I watch other holos go to fan islands they're creepy but Miko's fan island is cute. 35P are the best.
>>23316560oh its april fools, my last word was changed to a desu
>>23316577Coming inside Marine everytime because there are no consequences!
>>23316547New event started today, get ready for Easter episodes.
>>23316260oooh fresh from her shoes
>>23316487Thanks, I just bought Kanata's voice pack. It's really nice. I just wish I could get one of those ppt shirts.
>>23316575Now that I think about it
>>23316620Looks like his trumpbux are running out
>>23316620I'm not as based as ぼんず
>>23316492I bet the other girls are annoyed at her. Even if she's in Hololive now, no matter what she does, she's always going to be an INNK outsider.
>>23316512Is it really too much to ask for that women not be sluts for the sake of making some money? There are plenty of professions that women can take if they choose to be in relationships. Why can't they leave Vtuber, Idol, and similar professions to women who are willing to entertain men for their cash in exchange for appearing available to them... to give them a girlfriend experience?
I wish Miko would visit my island and smack me with her net
Can't believe Luna walked away from her duty of maintaining the first flame, just like she'll walk away from Hololive in a few months.
>>23316629I know most of you are NEETs, but I hope you working anons didn't lose your jobs due to the virus.
I wish Miko would visit my island and suck me, then she'll show off her new gaijin bf to all the other holos and they'll get jealous
>>23316644because it's not supposed to be a girlfriend experience you goddamned apethese people are regular people who put on a fucking 2D image in order to hide their own faces, but they share everything else that they doand girlfriend??explain what could possibly constitute a "girlfriend experience" when you have luna doing things like showing her fans all the fan gifts she got from all her fansdon't go on to say that she's the exception. All these people are here simply streaming and showing a partially made up personality online in order to appeal to certain audiences. You're a fool if you think it's anything other than a business when there's a fucking company with management and contracts involved with the streamers.putting yourself in the Japanese otaku's shoes and following their culture to the extreme is extremely unhealthy behavior. Stop it for your own mental health.
>>23316616I've never bought a voice pack. What is it like?
Just bought YAGOO pack.
>>23316648Does she even have close friends in Hololive?
>>23316645how do they choose whose island to go to?
kanata stream starts in 10 minutes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRvFBAYi_yE
>>23316754She only just got around to retweeting about the Towa Radio episode she was in 3 days ago, she really has been busy at the hospital.
@23316705For free, also not gonna get infected.
>>23316769she has been resting, not busy. That was the whole point of her not streaming until she was out.
>>23316777Busy resting.
>>23316644Worst of all, these women are fully aware their value to the company is lost as soon as they lose their purity, this image. So what do they do? They lie and deny having relationship siphoning money from good honest men that could have gone to other women who have some discipline in their actions. Who are willing to work hard and have self-control. Who forego a traditional lifestyle of having a boyfriend, husband, or partner because they are first and foremost entertainers.You absolutely must not reward women who lie and cheat others in this way.>>23316686From a business perspective, it absolutely is being sold as a girlfriend experience. This isn't limited to Japanese culture either. Western culture is the same. We're all aware that a woman who is attractive and available will make more money than one who lacks either quality and even more than one who has neither.Do you ever wonder why it is that they only share things that would not jeopardize the above?>luna doing things like showing her fans all the fan gifts she got from all her fansEven this too is part of the girlfriend experience. "My fans" gave me gifts. Who else gets gifts? Girlfriends. From who? Guys. Why? Because they want that girlfriend experience.>putting yourself in the Japanese otaku's shoes and following their culture to the extreme is extremely unhealthy behavior. Stop it for your own mental health.You're projecting.
Please watch mom's stream.Thanks you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--VTwHqrrA
Mea just got Steramlabs. When will Holos follow suit?
>>23314195spoiler: all of them are doing it for the money
>>23316790When Coco takes over the company.
>>23316800Don't reply to me Greenfag.
>>23316790When they close down for good is my educated guess
Oh I get it, Kabaya has a girl model today because it's April Fools day, just like the other Holostars.
Did the fans turn 4th gen into an absolute shitshow?
>>23316812just unsub and never back to watch her again.
>>23314574She mentioned she's bi in one of the recent streams. Might've been a twicast one.
>This is completely wrong, just look at America's most popular female artists, they are mega whores openly appearing on TV with boyfriends/husbands, always having "scandals", leaking sex tapes etc. The idol concept is probably unique to Japan.These shows are not meant for men to consume. They are designed for a female audience.In Western Culture, you have Twitch streamers.as the closest to the idol culture of Japan. The most popular, attractive, female streamers also happen to be single? Gimme a break. They are fully aware of how the business works and as soon as they give up that illusion, the money slows to a trickle.
>>23316782>someone who is attractive naturally should become an artificial boyfriend or girlfriend to their audiencethat's incredibly messed up.stop that line of thinking.the companies that choose to sell idols as artificial boyfriends or girlfriends, and the culture that is perpetuated from the practice of purposefully are unhealthy. There are fans who realise that this is fantasy and there are those who don't, who take things to the extreme. That gives no excuse as to whether companies should treat these people portrayed as idols as objects to be used, tools for their own means of making money. It's wrong. Don't buy into the culture, and support the people and movements which are counter to it.I would absolutely support any streamer who has made mistakes and who is sincere about changing for the better. These people shouldn't be turned into objects for your fantasy. They're people who are looking to make ends meet, and part of this is the work they do in streaming and entertainment.think about the idols or voice actresses who are pressured into thinking that they would never be able to find a partner for life because of their work. Would you ever wish that for any of your friends, or family? If you would not, why would you wish that for a Japanese person who is also human? It's wrong to do so.
>>23316574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjrHc4DG-M&t=2566sJust be like danchou
>>23316842>When will Holos follow suit??
I like the fact that Miko stay longer on the islands to play with viewers and not just come to see the house in hope of having some good content and then left immediately after drawing a retarded cat on the board
>>23316855Hot damn, guess havelshitting is even worse than just parrying him, old geezer can't catch a break.
>>23316867fuck off
>>23316855Dexfags on suicide watch
Kanata sounds fine bros.
>>23316889She's going deaf not mute.
WTF is this?
>>23316754My head hurts listening to her. Same for Marine. Both are shooting words like machine gun
>>23316889She's gonna die live on stream, check the title. Akasupachas are for her burial fund.
>>23315861I'd treasure Korone coughing on me.
>>23316899please refrain from saying such thing about my daughter
Kanata looks so full of life
Why are EOPs forcing the xpotato meme so hard? Even saw someone posting it on Kanata's stream..
>>23316853It's a job.Companies that keep up the idol culture will naturally make more money than companies that wish to adopt a more liberal culture. It's not wrong. It's just the nature of things.What's wrong is people abusing others by cheating and lying about their true nature. It hurts everyone including those that are playing by the rules.
It's funny how people are mentioning Twitch streamers on here all of a sudden.
>>23316950I'm loving this april fools girl Kabaya they should use it year round.
Miko causing meiwaku by robbing the islands she visits of everything that's not bolted down.
>>23316960I mean I would give Miko anything she wantedLITERALLY ANYTHING
>>23316943those rules are set arbitrarily.they're based on emotions that the fans have.the ones who cheat and lie about true natures are the companies and corporations that sell their streamers as idols. You can never outright tell people to never imagine because companies cannot control what customers think about their idols. What they CAN control is their idols. And controlling their idols words and actions in such a way that perpetuates a culture of loving artificial girlfriends and boyfriends is wrong. It's a lie, and it's wrong, and it betrays the true natures of everyone.
>>23316966What if, and this is completely hypothetical, she wanted DICK? Would you give it to her?
>>23316966Even your pooper?
Miko viewers are rich irl and ig ! Truly elite
Anyone have a full list of Hololive birthdays?
>every Hololivers promoting Kanata liveit is her last farewell ?
>Flare birthday tomorrow>no 3D Fu-tan...
>>23317026sad noel hour
kanata look happy
>>23316975Companies and corporations that create lucrative jobs that are designed for women with discipline and integrity that in turn caters to men who would like a girlfriend experience are most certainly not wrong here.This kind of job caters to women that are on the complete opposite of the JAV/porn entertainment industry except that instead of women being sluts or whores, it's designed for women who are available and decent.
>Rather than pining for a female on the screen and living a fantasy, wouldn't it just be better to work on self-improvement and go out to meet real people?Certainly, but good luck getting the rest of Japanese men to go along with you. There will always be market like this that needs to be filled. Japan has a lot of lonely men and the West is looking awfully similar nowadays.
>>23317055Why does she enjoy talking about old people so much?
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1245297864240054272 new holostar song
>>23317089It's the only thing you see in a hospital.
so if there's a market looking to be filled for child pornography with real children, that means that companies and individuals are right in catering to that crowd?that's wrong by the way.>>23317089reminds her about her own personality KEK
>peko doing AC instead of VR horrorwhat the fuck peko
>>23317102Nice, Homura, Fubuki and Watao! Wait, why doesn't Fubuki have a male version of his(female) name?
>>23317124just who are you quoting?
Based Miko exposing some tranny and showing him how a girl should pee
get away from me you infected green filth
>>23317135>he doesn't knowctrl+f newfag
>>23317135your mother's saggy vagina
best hololive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TywnpoJoBE
>>23317139She cancelled streaming today because she had singing lessons.Except she didn't have singing lessons so now she scheduled a stream for midnight.If it was anyone other than Haachama I'd assume they just wanted to take a day off without admitting to it but it is Haachama so I'm somewhat baffled. Maybe she has a friend?
>>23317161ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTr-Y48MO_Y>flare will never bully you
>>23317179coco's american cousin kson
>>23317106You're seriously making the comparison between the idol culture market and CP? Come on man.>I feel like VTubers feel that void and makes them feel happy and actually improve for them to a degree.I'm looking out for the lonely men that are getting swindled by women who can't maintain a certain level of professionalism and FOR the women who can. It's the men that you precisely describe that companies are looking out for. They're selling you a girlfriend experience, whether or not you believe they are and regardless of it being explicit. It doesn't need to be explicitly said but it is widely understood as such.
>>23317161Why doesn't Coco try to hide her personal channel like the other holos? Like she doesn't even try to use a different voice anyone can recognize her.
>>23317181Flare would've been much more successful if she had a proper ikemen-like model and just acted like Homura all the time.
just because evil things exist doesn't mean they should.just because people do evil things doesn't mean you should just avoid from condemning them.that was the point I was making about companies using people as objects when they suppress their lives with contracts when they're trying to sell them as idols. Specifically, pure, untouched ones.
>>23317208Cancer counter
>>23317181damn is flare actually gamemaxxed? I'm intrigued now although it's member only nevermind
Its timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1gMaBC3Xw
Go and watch Watame now!
2 more retards going oyasumi soon desu
>>23317248no
wow watame voice suck
Watame is a decent singer.
NINJIN TIME
かなたーちゃんの声はめっちゃかわいいです!
it's the truth, not an opinion.you would not allow child porn to be circulated of any of your family or friends. So if you see others taking advantage of children in order to do so, is it your fucking opinion or subjective truth that you're trying to pursuit when you say it's wrong, or is it objective truth?I'm saying it is objective truth. Those who say that it's subjective can only say "it's a given that there are people who will do such things so meh what do". all that takes for evil people to flourish is for good people to do nothing. Talking about it is not nothing, because you're aiming to change the minds of others for the better. People don't just have opinions about things, they have worldviews through which they see things as good or bad.
>>23317285Suisei soulessWatame soul
>>23317285This is one of the worst posts ever.
Watame tries her best and I respect it.
>>23317285Watame does joke/meme songs which Suisui wouldn't touch with a stick.
>>23317285Watame's voice is lower than Suisei. They're fit for different songs.
>>23317222Convince me that what these companies are doing is actually evil.>that was the point I was making about companies using people as objects when they suppress their lives with contracts when they're trying to sell them as idols. Specifically, pure, untouched ones.I'm going to give you advice that will go a long way into making you happier in life. STOP.You make it sound like someone has a gun pointed at their head. Dude it's a job with some very easy requirements. Give men the girlfriend experience and all that comes with it. That means no boyfriends. Not even the appearance of having a boyfriend. None! That's it.
Dumb sheep. I would buy her album.
Peko...
>>23317283Based retard.
Did kanata thanked you too?
>>23313653Now this is the containment thread for an entirely different reason. This threads truly are the cancer that is killing /jp/.
>>23317222>>23317283You're the one treating women like they're children and can't decide their lives for themselves. They chose this job, knowing what it entails. They can quit at any time, nobody is forcing them to do this.
>>23317351time to watch matsuri instead
>>23317354ありがちょ!
>10k people watching stupid rabbit
>>23317357while I agree that anon is being a based retard, some do get threatened (or probably worse) to stay as idols after being scouted, while being severely underaged.Atleast in hololive it seems like most are of age with an otaku background or who have been heading in that direction already.Not really comparable to child trafficking .
A-chan...
>>23317375>some do get threatened (or probably worse) to stay as idols after being scoutedSource for this? I never heard of an idol being threatened to continue her career. Pressured maybe, but peer pressure is a natural part of any job or activity in society.
>>23317391what do you mean
Watame did nothing wrong
Matsuri is so fucking cute lads..
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1245307933031723008flare...
Marinefags are actually the cleanest, love my high IQ bros
>>23317405>pretending to be cuteew
ah but people don't have guns pointed to their head when they're asked whether child porn should be outright banned and people who distribute them persecuted, yet there continue to be people who would ACTUALLY believe that such markets shouldn't be denied because, and I quote what you said, "There will always be market like this that needs to be filled". So who says what markets should or shouldn't be allowed? What standards do you use?I'll tell you what is evil. When a company gives a job to a person who is gullible and naive then proceeds to suppress their lives by taking actions to prevent them from living lives normally, for example intentionally never giving their work schedules in order to avoid them from planning out their activities so that they cannot have any form of relationships outside work. That's just one among other things.>>23317357you need to find out about corporate management and read up what happened with P.T., and how Hideo Kojima was treated before he got out of his old company. That's an example of what companies can and will do if contracts are violated. Don't think that these streamers are not in similar situations, albeit they would be punished by companies through fines that cripple economically.
katana is too pure for this worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRvFBAYi_yE
>>23317421>I don't like her no fucks approach.that's her appeal, She pushes the boundaries.
>>23317427Take your meds, schizo.
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2015-09-20/idol-fined-650000-yen-for-dating-contract-violation/.93113https://www.nippon.com/en/japan-topics/c06002/idols-who-can%E2%80%99t-quit.htmlit's all fun and games until you break or violate contracts.read up about non-disclosure agreements. Do you really think that there aren't any for these vtubers?
Wait, the original Ai's VA become freelance today and immediately debuted as a youtuber? Is this a prank or something?
>>23317489I love her KITIRA song
>>23317492I mean kaede's contract is online and it has none of that
Kanata is dying. Have some respect, you shitlords. Even my dog is upset.
>>23317499>Is this a prank or something?Bro it's April 1...
>>23317506>>23317412
I can't belive Kabaya-san spent 2 hours thanking everyone in the world.
>>23317506https://clare-voice.co.jp/info2020年3月31日をもちまして、「春日望」が契約満了にて弊社を退所し、今後はフリーランスで活動いたします。在籍中は、多大なるご声援を頂き、厚く御礼申し上げます。今後も変わらぬご愛顧のほど、宜しくお願い申し上げます。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGWUbWcZYA
>>23317492>Oh no. I have to pay the consequences of violating the terms I agreed on before signing up.
>>23317492Considering how many Nijisanji members have retired at the drop of a hat, I doubt their contract is very restrictive at all. The only person in hololive to ever have contractual issues was Chris, who was fired for stealing equipment. Unless you have any proof of poor contracts in the VTuber scene, you should stop spreading misinformation.
>>23317514I know it's april fools but this is way too elaborate for an inside joke
chinese AIDS check
Is Kanata truly done with this world? Is this why she's thanking everyone?
>>23317492There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. Why do you insist women be coddled instead of being treated like capable thinking individuals. Contracts are binding legal documents and you shouldn't be signing shit unless you understand what it is you're signing.
>>23317530Do people here still believe that Chris stole Hololive equipment? Her scandal was a personal problem between her and her personal producer.
>>23317545Yes. I'm happy she's made her peace with the world and accepted her imminent demise. I hope she's passes peacefully.
>>23317499Not Hololive related but good for her. She wanted out and rightly so. That entire company has turned into a dumpster fire.
>>23317512isn't there a chance for a NDA kind of thing to be signed seperately?