/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23311270
>April Fool's MV
No fun spelling it out.

Here's Mameshiba trying to make a smoothie that smells like Kurochan's breathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB60Vhd8rBE

Let's make a slut-free thread this time!

FESTIVE

>>23311305
Too late rukatama is already in it

Never been to a WACK live, but is there any moshing, diving, lifting, etc?

>>23311495
banned

>>23311495

>>23311495
I believe all of those sometimes happen at bish shows, I don't know about other wack groups. Also I don't know if they still stage dive these days, but Chittii still gets lifted by crowd, assuming lifted means the crowd holds a person up by their feet as they walk on the crowd. If you watch Giant Killers on youtube you can see big circle pits.

>>23311557
I think lift refers to lifting up a fellow wota during certain parts of their song, usually their oshi's

Where is yuzu poster? Hiding from covid-chan? He's missing out on some nice Yuzus.

>>23311567
Ah, I see. My bad. I tried to google for a definition of what it meant but didn't find what I was looking for.

It just doesn't feel like an /alt/ thread till someone writes a 5 paragraph essay on why it's natural and normal for him to diddle 10 year olds and that he thinks this way because he's a libertarian not because he's a disgusting pedophile.

>>23311567
Correct. You lift your fellow wota and bring them closer to their waifu during solos.
I'm asking because I used to follow Uijin and their lives were pretty nuts (lots of crowd surfing). Looking for new groups to checkout.

>>23311960
Yes! Riochan!

>>23311495
Haven't been to a WACK live for years. Last time I saw BiSH I just spent the whole time lying over one of the stage monitors because everyone was trying to climb on top of everyone else.

They were supposed to stay together forever. Feels bad man.

Who's the most fuckable Idol in your opinion? Drop some names.

>>23312289
What do you mean? Who I think would be best in bed or who I want to have sex with the most? Because those two are very different.

>>23312308

I'd say who you want to have sex with the most. For me it's definitely Emi from DesuRabbits.

>>23312326
Alright, we've all heard enough from you for a while. Thanks for sharing your thoughts, you can take a long break now.

>>23312289
Emi from desu rabbits

I wonder how many devices he's gonna use this time.

>>23312334

You're welcome!

>>23312334
np rukaposter

^seething

>>23311960
>>23311984
who? she looks like she's 13

>>23312289
Does Bucho count?

>>23311960
Ohmori kawaii daisuki!

>>23312450
If that's your preference, so be it.

Matoba Karin is a fish

>>23312546
me in the back

too pure for this world

>>23312326
>>23312344
No, she is busy with her ikemen.

>>23312775
I will always fap to that pic

Why are these threads going so fast? Did the quaratine make more youtube wota?

>>23312770
>pure

>>23312785
Yet, there are half of the total posters as before the coronavirus started to really hit!!! Think about it!

>>23312775
And that is absolutely fine

>>23311270
Stop including ZOC

Niggas still mad that ZOC came through with bangers and cute members and btfo of most alt groups in their first year.

Why do pedoposters samefag so much?

>>23313013
I don't get it... is this supposed to be good? I'm watching the videos, all the songs sound like they were made in five minutes on FL studio, all the girls sing exactly the same; the choreography is lame or almost non-existent; and of course it follows the "lol so edgy" trend.

>>23313098
that sounds pretty alt. however, zoc is not alt as they get millions of plays.

>>23313215
my 2009 myspace girlfriend

>>23313227
who tf was still using myspace in 2009

>>23313235
my girlfriend
>>23313215
pic related

>>23313098
>>23313179
cucks

>>23313256
Grandma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfg3ezCGwk&feature=youtu.be

>>23313346
Now Tenchim is an idol too? lol

>>23313375
this is hamus april fools joke

>>23313346
too shallow and kpop-ish for me
but the girl with the purple lock of hair is hot

https://twitter.com/gyuno_fes/status/1244988118735810566?s=19
Does that mean it's back on? Or that they're streaming it? Or what?

book girl Aoi is the new Short Hair Fan Club model.

>>23313398
prime minister said no acts until May so most likely just streaming

>>23313398
Oh wait. It's April Fools right now over there.

>April Fools
>Japan

When did /alt/s became just murian bitches betraying their country?

>>23313415
Japan's been copying American trends for decades

head to toe in Gucci drip, I seen an ikemen I suck that dick

So where can I watch 虹マジ?

>>23313600
pornhub.com

>>23313602
No no I don't want to watch your oshi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SPSFnFwbf8

cute footage of ayuni laughing around 1min in

filtered

>个んにちは、 〜 • ̫ •へへへ

comfy idol

>>23312546
Yasui Karin is my wife

>>23313383
Even her jokes are bangers

>>23312013
>tfw WWD2 was right and eventually it'll just end up being Pinky and a bunch of nobodies/indians

She got me a spoon so I could eat her ass

>>23313105
her name is Haruna, how could you mix them up?

>>23315206
her name is ikemen cumdump
whore literally going to be on a dating tv show

>>23313346
Hamu was more interesting when she was poor. And since is it's april fools, what is the joke? The lyrics?

nilkly youtube live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRzGkm-Qc0

https://twitter.com/bis_charming/status/1245246459550650368

How did Ayuni find this tweet? Does she search for her own name? That's autistic.

>>23315827
why Dot-chan is so cuuute?

>>23315855
>search for her own name
Every idol does this, it's in their nature.

>>23315855
how new are you

>>23315882
I haven't seen any respond to a nobody like that before though.

>>23315918
if your oshi hasn't at least responded to you on twitter why are you even here

https://youtu.be/TcF04lgSRbg

がんばれ

Was cute.

Is cute.

>>23316230
I would give anything to be in that MCs position

Guys, i miss Noe-chan ;_;

>>23313819
That's nice. Could you please tell her to leave Desurabbits? She's always in the middle when I'm trying to look at Emi and Yuzu.

>>23315206
The video is from TSUKINO's account.

>>23316846
subs when?

Infected thread

>>23317090
>>23317098
S T I C C

>>23316846
This sounds like that maneki member who pretended she only ate ice cream

>>23314684
that bottom row teeth

>>23317211
>falling for the straight teeth are good meme

>>23317268
コッフ

>>23317250
>Bad teeth are good
Nice cope brittard

>>23317232
Our girls

>>23316846
What is that earthworm doing there on her left?

>>23316796
so you were misled twice

>>23317211
Her top row isn't that much better, bad buckteeth
I had a better picture of them once but deleted it

>>23317361
Your girls

>>23317353
Dude you must have really twisted standards. There's literally nothing unusual (or wrong) with her teeth on your pic.

That bottom row on the other pic, though... How can she even bite into something without breaking that one tooth in half?

(honest) thoughts on japanesepod101?

>>23317431
good starting material for total beginners who don't know tae kim

中国ご苦労

カオスの中で笑え、人間共

これはカルマ

>>23317428
years of practice

>>23317428
She's on a viscous diet.

>>23316257
>>23317453
Why are these posts green?

post konoka virus with the green thing

ゲイ

^biohazard

>>23317459
oh man, i really lose that girl. risa is the best waifu
fuck you misa

>>23317428
is there anything inherently wrong with an overbite as bad as hers? maybe not, but I think there's a reason why procedures to fix them are so popular

>>23317162
What does it say?

>>23317469
who dis

>>23317654
desurabbits emi

>>23317659
>>23317666
looks like a little too dark KPP to me

>>23317613
>Whenever I try to talk to her, she generally only answers with "Pien"*. It might just be with me, but I've never had an actual conversation with her. (says Matoba Karin)

*pien is a net meme from the last year or so that was popular among young girls, that cutely expresses crying from sadness, happiness or any other emotion

I know idol is all about character creation, but this felt like they're trying too hard, like the maneki member saying she only eats ice cream and then getting called out on it

>>23317654
ex dempagumi member

>>23317839
stfu mutt defense force

>>23316727
No anon, DesuRabbits is our main income. How else will she take care of me?

>>23317850
Now that's a KPP for sure

>>23318074
noice

>>23318065
if they arent on there nobody has them

>>23318099
Posting Moga is probably how you got diseased in the first place, I'd watch it around her if you know what I mean

What Idol needs to do gravure in your opinion?

>>23318117
Emi

>>23318117
none

nice to see some toraburu love finally itt

>>23318117
All of them.

>>23318171
Filtered

>>23318200
Goodbye, I hope you die.

>>23318200
Byebye, fag

>>23318133
That's right.

>>23318159
That's exactly right.

>>23318171
She's a blessing. Hope she's doing fine.

Wasuta is trash.

>>23318177
yah its a better anime

Pathetic hypocritical piece of shit.

HellotalkにBanされた

クソ中国人が

>>23318422
顔見せて

>>23318449
Even when not physically there, Best Girl still represents herself!

Emi's beautiful legs will protect me from 4chan's corona just like they are protecting me form the real one

>>23318319
based

>>23318658

I'm gonna make it

>>23319420
isn't it weird how all the nihon dekirus talk about how they knew nuke dekinai when they started

nukes a nice dude and i feel a little bad every time i talk shit about him lmfao

Ruka vs Fuuka vs Emi

>>23319447
triple trash

>>23319451
you need to be pure to watch pedro mvs, you should be quarantined asap desu

>>23319636
>last modified 2015年4月10日

se-fu da yo (watashi wa)

What's Koishi's fav pizza joint to call? Mines Pizza Hut.

>>23319656
ohh bby

>>23319656
Hnnngggg

>>23319663
あたしも

>>23318117
Rukatama

>>23319716
>>23319739
This

>>23319614
Besto neru

>>23319759
oh they will. but the meme will go on

>>23319750
what did she mean by this face

>>23316451
cute heterochromia boy

>>23319821
2nd PB when?

This cute boy needs a haircut

aiura is shit made for foot fetishists

>>23320103
where can i anime mine this

silly cute boy

>>23317098
stop posting this greasy chink

Test

>>23319838
god i wish i could fuck her..

>>23320295
>>23320320
>she
>her

>>23319205
Risa looks good

too many infected anon, at least my oshi is safe

Seki Yumiko announced graduation and marriage to me on this week's episode

>>23320921
tell her to stop

>>23321133
fucking disgusting

>>23321133
Okay, where do I start...

-Who puts fake tomato sauce on pasta prepared with real tomato sauce?
-(Optionally: Where is the fucking cheese topping?)
-Who eats pasta the way ramen should be eaten?
-Who would chug down an entire can of Mr. Pepper after all the abovementioned acts?

>>23321490
The answer to 3 of your 4 questions (I can't answer the cheese one) is Ayuni D of BiSH and Pedro fame.

Ayuni Dick.

How do I get tester for coofing?

Hey Yoneko, I just watched your new video and although I appreciate that you try really hard, I think you should understand that you were just the annoying beruha member and it's probably time for you to quit and get a real job. I hope you read this for your own good. Thanks for trying though.

What are some great loli idols?

>>23323001
is that bad?

What is this green shitposts?

>>23323010
algorithm identifies bad posters and ugly girls now

>I want to fix it because I have a habit of taking this picture every time I find a dead mouse
Show of hands, who would trade places with Ano for one day?

>>23323965
Based

Why so many idols are fucking playing Animal Crossing?

>>23324190
Cause it's kawaii nigga.
I don't even think they actually play it. Seems like they just dress up their characters.

>>23324190

Safe!

>>23324190
Because animal crossing has a 70% female playerbase

Tfw you betray your friends, spit at the people who supported you and become a sns thot instead

>>23324354
Is that what really happened? I remember her posting about leaving the scene sometime last year but haven't kept up.

>>23324404
She left melon this year

>>23324430
She say why though?

No idol announced pregnancy and sudden marriage to her manager for april fools? Japan needs to step up their april fools game.

>>23324792
>The dye used in colored toilet paper is bad for household septic systems since it doesn't break down at the same rate as the paper. It puts an increased strain on the system, causing backups of the septic system, which can cause sewage waste to reenter the home, causing an obvious health hazard.

I didn't think they produced it anymore, maybe that is different in Japan.
>The experts at Toilet Paper World (yes, such a place exists) say that the colorful rolls were discontinued in 2004.

Good for her!

>>23324862
Thanks for letting us know, I'll DM her and tell her I'll lick her butthole clean instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Sptjq_G9Q

>>23324935
>>23324943
Pan as my wife.
>>23324987
Teebu as my mistress.

What's the worst haircut, saki's buzzed head or lingling's bird hair?

>>23325269
That hurt my feelings, anon.

>>23325408
Agreed. My mom has been cutting my hair since I was born back in 1971 and it looks just like this. It's called a mullet and it's sexy.

>>23325586

Thigh.

>>23325800
Just don't look at their faces. Yikes

>>23326030
and the fact that her face is only passable when at a certain angle

>>23326112
Even prostitutes feel cold. Maybe.

>>23326286
Wow, what a cute picture of biological cis female Ruka. As a side note, it is important to point out that she has a full head of hair, nothing is wrong with her chin, she doesn't resemble any wild animals, her social media growth is organic, she smells nice, and she isn't Korean.

I thought Rukaposter had good taste, but then I learned he's also the Toricago-poster.

>>23325800
Best member for sure. Thicc, cute, short, what more could you ask for.

>>23326342
An attractive face.

>>23325958
WTF she looks like one of my teachers at the Japan Foundation from years ago, who was otherwise 100% european...

>>23326387
did she also fuck ikemen

>>23325830
>>23326286
The essence of ugliness.

>>23326387
Genghis Khan

>>23326403
still a normie bitch tho

>>23326395
She used to split her time living in <shithole I was originally from> and Tokyo, so quite likely.

>>23326286
Balding.

>>23326406
Same about idols from wasuta and torcugo.

>>23326286
sloth-like in appearance

>>23326144
They're not prostitutes.

>>23326437
True, they do it for free

>>23326463
People are mean to ugly people.

I want to taste Pikarin's pee.

>>23326615
A truly /alt/ kind of compliment.

>>23325958
Beautiful real life dollfie loli idol

"EMPiRE'S GREAT ESCAPE TOUR FiNAL"
tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfCARo693B4

It's the one which mayu missed for being sick.

>>23327303
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S NOW?

>>23327403
No, I think that was a while back

>>23327332
Look at that cute girl, Ruka.

>>23327407
haha

>>23313585
/alt/ goddess

>>23313585
holy shit her neck
don't try to hide it Hamu, you're getting old

>>23327494
hamu is cute, cuck

how can i marry eitaso?

>>23327334
Neither of them are ugly, but the middle one has to stop with the color-coded socks edgy european punk faggotry.

>>23328047
that's a sketch of her future hairstyle

>>23327205
This has a slight 2B cosplay vibe, idk why.

>>23328232
I can't see anything wrong with her (perhaps I lost my virginity too long ago). What am I supposed to look at?

cute boy fuka bringing the hat back to hide how long her hair has become

>>23328232
Why did you post a photoshopped image?

>>23328285
I didn't even say anything, but you already started shouting that you weren't a virgin. I believe you. Everyone believes you.

>>23328422
>I didn't even say anything
>ShapelessCow.jpg

Somebody please make Pinky eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eOiJJ2yz2k

>>23328484
She's depressed. Her peers are getting married and she's still single.

>>23328398
I posted the original photo.

>>23328451

>>23328505
>Her peers are getting married
Who?

>>23328554
Nemu and Mirin are both married

https://twitter.com/EMI_rabbits/status/1245685536951418881
desurabbits emi is an artist

>>23328925
Japanese people is very talented

>>23328945
I doubt Fukase is talented.

>>23328958
Rent free.

>>23328925
Jesus. That smile at the end.

>tweeting corona video at 3 am

>>23328925
She's so perfect

>>23328929
dont post that ikemen cumdump yamada naru

>>23329528
>月ノウサギ
aight now you're just trolling

>>23329528
stop posting this whore

>>23329550

Pio Pio <3

>>23329643
Is that Enoshima Junko behind her on the right?

>>23329592
Shame that she's basically confirmed to have sucked watanabe's chode.

>>23329935

>>23330528

That time a single wota went to a loli alt live under the rain.jpg

>>23328561
I get a feeling Risa is secretly married too

>>23330552

MAKE NEW

>>23330981
new
>>23330991
>>23330991
>>23330991

>>23330981
>>23330994
We're not on Page 10 yet, how do you not understand that your thread will just get deleted again?

Are Watanabe and Pour Lui the biggest carnies in idol? Just a few days ago I was even wondering how Lui would come crawling back to idol stuff like she tends to do when her other attempts at being relevant outside of WACK shit fail and lo and behold Billie Idleilish.

It's kind of sad how predictable it all is.

>>23331000
let the moderator raise his ass to delete old style op, your shame, i don't give a fuck

>>23331055
you are betraying the principles of /alt

>>23331058
explain, pass user

>>23331065
The principle is to make the new thread once the old one is on Page 10

What's the logic behind making it at 10 and not at 9? Doesn't seem like a big difference

>>23331097
p10 is last page
p9 is not

>>23331086
nothing about that is written on your screenshot. it says that the general exist not for the generic jpop shit like wasuta or nijicon which you always add to the op

>>23331097
Not making the touhou autists mad, and generally being considerate towards all the other threads.

>>23331132
>>23331139
So? This thread is already bound to go down, being at 9 or 10 is a minimal difference, seems too arbitrary, and it kinda stifles the conversation

>>23331151
go being annoying and entitled elsewhere
we at /alt/ respect the law and traditions

>>23331157
cool argument, asshole

>>23331097
>>23331151
It's been around for years if you go through the archive, it's /jp/ tradition and thus a principle of /alt/.
You know, "When in Rome..."

>>23331157
/mukpg/ immigrants will never understand

>>23331163
So? I'm just questioning the logic behind it

>>23331169
We wait to make new threads until the current one is on page 10 with 300+ replies because otherwise we're collectively bumping off older and slower threads.

That's the logic behind it, what is there to question?

>>23331177
he just mad because his shitty oshi op will get nuked

>>23331177
Everyone seems to have a different idea of why this is done, clearly just following arbitrary rules without ever thinking if it makes any sense.

>>23331167
>/mukpg/ immigrants
No wonder the tantrum

>>23331097
at normal times, this is a good rule. but we got the anon who paid for the moderator’s sympathy and he uses this rule to make the general look like he wants

And the tantrum continues~

been a while since I rep---made jans know about so many posts

Posting some quality to clear the air
https://youtu.be/_q2dEVymgng

>>23331226
that wasn't a problem until the jpop fuckers came here

https://youtu.be/okukS-aW_60

>>23331267
I thought the Tasks were also getting into the Youtube game with their training video last week, but they haven't uploaded anything since

>>23331283
social distancing

How long until an idol fingers herself on live stream?

/alt/ - stifling "conversation" since 1997

>>23331305
There's a kpop idol that did it when she was 13

>>23331195
>>23331177
>We wait to make new threads until the current one is on page 10 with 300+ replies because otherwise we're collectively bumping off older and slower threads.
It is essentially this.
The fundamental issue is that /jp/ is the catch-all for all otaku topics that don't fit on the other weeb boards, without discriminating on generals. As other boards do discriminate on generals, they are often moved to, or are created on, this board.

This makes a weird middle-ground where /jp/ is part:
>weeb /vg/
>idol generals (including vtubers)
>various idiosyncratic generals
>standalone "otaku culture" threads (2hu, 2d im@s, NEET, JP memes, etc.)
Unlike on /vg/, the majority of threads on /jp/ (including many generals) are slow enough that if a fast general makes new threads shortly after the old general hits autosage, there is the possibility of 3+ threads of the same general winding up on the catalog. If this happens with a few generals, you could be pushing a whole page of other threads off the catalog. You might argue that they were probably shit, but that still beats threads that are implicitly marked for dead.

None of this is blindingly apparent if you stick to few generals, so I can see why it is viewed as an arbitrary rule.